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Hey, somebody, some Indian guy called me. He's like, hey, it's like because he calls me out of a like a local number. You're Travis trying to figure out who it is. He's like, hey, what's up, buddy? This is Travis. Like, who the hell's Travis? I don't know what Travis is. You should say, what's up, Travis, man? What's up? And I was like, hey, I wanted to talk to you. And then the the accent started coming through. It's like, I wanted to talk to you about the uh the house editor. Like, no, no, no, no. Your name's not Travis. I know it's not, I know it's not a Travis. Was it about solar too? No, he was trying to buy my house in Ruskin. Oh, okay. Like, come on, man. Yes, do you have any other properties for sales? Like, none that you can afford. All right, Jose. What's up? All right. You're gonna start us off. Me? We've been rolling. We've been rolling. Let's go. So what am I starting? We've been rolling. Now, um, what did we do this last past couple weeks? So we had a tournament that came through. Uh it was good. I mean, that that that's one of the things that I had to talk about. You know, it was good. I enjoyed it. The only person that wasn't there was on a cruise getting some sort of disease and brought it back. No, no, he went to go take care of it. No, he went to go try to be president. He was trying to be vice president over there at the Philippines. Philippines, right? You had a did you get your Philippine papers? Oh yeah, Tony, welcome back. Oh yeah, I went back to the motherland. The Philippines, right? No. Tony is back. Go ahead. Tell us about Tony. That was just a nice cruise. I mean, I got to see JJ from the top of the ship. I sent him a number one salute. And then he got one right back. Who joined you too? It's just McCoy. Room six or nine. Fuck you, Louis. Did you have your pineapples? Oh, no, that's right out. You know what? I did find out that that was uh they had something similar to that, but it wasn't pineapples. Chile okay? No. How did you find out, anyways? Like my son looked it up when we're in line. It's like there's a lot of people with like these flamingos on the top of their heads, and we couldn't figure that out. My son looked it up, he's like, oh, that's what that means. Like, okay. Stay away with it. Well, the rest of us don't want to know, and everybody else out there. Apparently, those are swingers. Which one was this? Huh? Which one was it? Which cruise was this, anyway? Uh, Margaritoville. I ain't getting it. I ain't getting on that one then. They all have them. They all have them. They all have them. It doesn't make a difference. There's flamingos, there's pineapple. I know about the pineapples. Never heard of flamingos. There's loofahs. Yeah. Yeah. You got to go to the villages. That's the loofahs. Well, I know about the villages. They have their own little area. That's just the whole damn place, man. That's the whole thing. And they use the spot up there. Little carts with the loofahs. I was driving on I-75 and I saw a license plate that said the villages, and that that guy had like three loofahs on there. I was like, oh. I was trying to get nowhere near this person. I didn't know I could catch a disease, even just driving behind him. Can you guys hear a noise? Can you talking? What are you hearing? What are you hearing? Like a poppy. I don't hear poppy. Almost like Morris Code. No. No? No. It's just part of my headphones. Alright, go ahead. Go ahead. I hear this shit popping and moving. It's popping and locking. Mostly just locked. Why are you giving me how the hell did you pull that pimp walk? I don't even know how you did that. Like it's not, you're not trying, but it's like natural. I don't know, bro. It just fucking gives out. As I'm walking, they just give out. Alright, alright. We're we're back. I was setting levels here. Carlos, fix the Analyhi. Fix the mic, yeah. Make sure you're in the frame here. Uh Tony. You're good, you're good. What? You're good. Bring that mic a little bit. Oh, you know, finally, finally did it himself. It went back down. Yeah, there you go. Oh boy. You can turn on the AC if you want now. Finally con el teléfono, Mr. Mike. I could turn my AC on with my phone. Come on, turn it on. Yeah, he's uh he's sweating over there. He says he's in his hoodie. No, I'm good. See, this AC hits me directly. No, him, he's in a damn hoodie. No, that's why I wear my hoodie because I know I'm gonna be sitting right here. All right, ladies and gentlemen. First permission guest Concidor. All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another one with Mama Wire. We have the pleasure to be joined by who showed up, fellas? Under the way who showed up? You rode that little bus, though. Hey, I got pushed off the casting chant the casting couch. So I'm not a sp I'm not a guest no more. Actually, that's that that's the it's not that. The fact that you're you admitted that you were on the casting couch. No, but seriously, that's where the the special guest always sits there. So you're gonna have to figure out a new spot for them. You won't you want to go back? No, no, no. No, no, no. Well, you you're complaining there's too much noise in your mic. That's I don't know. We gotta delete this one because it's not no good. No, this is intro AC. Honestly, it's just a third of the fourth time here. JJ's? Yeah. The other two have been deleted. I think. We deleted it. We deleted JJ once. No, two times. Two times. Two times. When's the second time? Second time is when you turned over there. And you said that uh you were working on two episodes and it was not working on two episodes. Yeah, the one number four range. The second is I turned off the recorder. Yeah. And we lost everything. But supposedly you were editing two episodes. Yeah. No. Yeah, yeah. That's what you said. You're gonna put it in a way. The first half didn't make it, but it was like 15 minutes. And then when I turned it off, turned it back on, we kept rolling and nothing got saved. That's why I I Yeah, so this is number four for me. It's it's still here. It's still here. It don't matter. Let me let me pull it. Let me pull it up. No, no, no. We don't need to. We all agreed it was not good. Yeah. Yeah, it was terrible. It was just you know it's boring. It was just you would do two arguing back and forth about what we were arguing about. Dumb shit. Everything. Oh, we were talking about bandas, right? We were talking about the bandas, like who were the most well-known bandas? Oh my god, don't even start. And you said far uh far. You said uh mana was like the best banda ever, it's like banda. There's not even a fucking banda, they're a grupo. You're confusing the genre. Actually, are they even a grupo? What would you consider them? It's a band. If we were saying in Spanish, no, they're a grupo. Son grupo, okay. Because it would be they'll be called grupo mana. Yeah, grupo mana. Yeah, they're no mana. They're not a banda. They don't say there's a banda manay. Whatever the fuck is it came out? I I'm surprised you don't know the difference, JJ. You're supposed to be in the music. I know Grupo is more than five people. Well, five to six people, that's max. And banda is more like all with all the next rook is mana. Nah, fuck that. That's how you're that's how you refer to it. Maybe over here in America. What did you uh okay? So I know that you're in music, but what what music did you play? Norteño? Norteño and cumbias and all that. Okay, I was just I I didn't know. I I actually never knew. You didn't play mana? No, I didn't like them little fuckers. Fuck you. Hey, it came loaded, brother. He came loaded. Fuck yeah. That's where Fair sir. Blah blah blah. Uh so yeah, that's I think that's what we were talking about. But now if it was a banda or grupo. That's why it was fucking boring. No, really quick, you you played uh with your brothers, right? To JJ. Yeah. Which it was Norteño, more cumbia norteño, like like Tigerillos and and Grupo Control, something like that. Yeah, something like that. More grupo music. Yeah. Um they always treated me cool, man. But to this day, I don't I know I I hurt my shoulder, but I was never called back. So I guess I got fired. Yeah, it happened, man. Do your shoulder out. Don't feel bad. I think I got fired a couple of times too. Yeah. Or I got replaced. Well, actually, Manny's a heck of a drummer, too, man. So what'd you play? What instrument? Percussion, congas? Tocaba el pito el güey. I'm not the one with the herb uh barcel there. You're the one. That's why you never got called back. Hey, he was doing with two hands. One in each in each hand, yeah. Anyway, we're going to talk. Go ahead. Go ahead, Jose. Introduce, man. All right. So, anyways, uh what I was saying, oh yeah. Um two sticks. He's doing the Trump dance. Don't take a picture of Tony. Doing this Trump dance? Well, he was out there, you know, Trump. He's practicing the glizzy, the glizzy move. He's about to be selling those glizzy suits. Um, no, um, this was your your first uh tournament. Did you win? Because the last one you missed because of your surgery. That is correct. How'd you see it? How'd you enjoy it? Or how'd you how yeah, how'd you like it? Did yeah. First of all, list uh what was it? What what groups what groups went? Oh um we went from content too. All the way from U10, U12, girls, those two groups, and for the boys' section, it was all the boys' teams. Uh U U uh 12 all the way to U19. So, first of all, it was extremely hot. It was a long, long two days. Actually, long weekend. And Carlos, that's nothing. That's that's what I heard. That's what I think last year. It was hot. That's something last year was hot really hot. We had a heat dome last year. Yeah. It was actually pretty nice. Yeah, it was nice. I think maybe because we played in the morning, but no, it was more because of the wind. That was what helped me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we had that sea breeze coming through. Yeah, I think we were last year. Last year we were sweating like even at eight o'clock in the morning that we were under under a heat dome and it was unbearable. No clouds, nothing, right? No, it was but it was just a lot of humidity, but there was no rain like at all. What part of town? Is Melt the same place? Is it same Elbor? No, it was the same same location last year. Yeah. Me and him went. The one I did manage to catch was I think Brandon Cup. That shit was cold. That was cold. That was cold. Yeah, my poor kid. She was like, she was that was brutal, man. And I was I was just standing there. She's just standing there, just waiting. She as soon as that blew that whistle blew, she ran off that field and got in the car. Yeah, power went out. That's how cold it was. Yep. But how did what do you think of the tournament? What did you think of this one? It was cool, man. Uh, it's definitely a family event, which I loved, and and it it was I like that the community stick sticks together, man. At least with the girls, the parents. We all kind of stick together and don't deviate from from you know to to other activities. So that that was cool, man. Uh, I think the team gets to form some kind of cohesive, you know, with with uh not only with their their own players, but the parents are I won't say forced, but they're they're kind of there to build relationships too. And shout out to uh I want to give shout out to one of our parents, man, Lina Nieves. She did awesome, man. The tents, yes, the gator race, the drinks, just there helping the team. That was really neat to see. Um other parents, I I can't remember names, man. Uh no, just pretty much the whole white mama girl team. Yeah, man. Yeah, you know, and unfortunately, the small ones, I think there were Jose, you coached the small ones. I think there were, what is it, U-10? Mm-hmm. They were definitely uh um intimidating, I would say. No, it's just the same thing that happened over here at Fishhock the first time we took them over there. It was just kind of like a new new environment, new location. They were finally starting to get used to playing there at Fishok. Yeah. So they were like, yo, we're about to play it. Now we take them three hours away to something new. Something new. And like, holy crap, these kids, who are they? And then what we're playing again? Two games? Like, yeah, it was it was a little bit overwhelming for them. But you know what, it's a good good uh step moving forward. We got blown out the first two games, but the third game was you could see the the improvement. Improvement, yeah. The last game was the last game was a little bit more close, but it goes back to the thing where they're they're not used to playing three games in two days, you know. There was so it was the conditioning thing? I don't think so. I think it was more of a mindset. Yeah, it's a a mixture. Towards the last game, we didn't have no more subs, so it was kind of like yeah, we didn't have people to while the other teams had like subs that switch over and over. We only had like well the first two games we had subs. The last game we only we didn't have no subs. And we have a lot of parents as first time, right? Yeah, yes, okay. And I think that served, including myself, served a valuable lesson that uh these teams, I'm assuming the other teams they stick together. They've been playing. You can tell they're they're they have a good chemistry together, they know where to go, what positions they're playing. There are times where Jose and I would look at each other like, what is she doing over there? And then uh our goalie, never played goalie before. So she got stuck there by default. So you know, I don't want to give excuses, but we didn't have our striker there, we didn't have our goalie. Your main two things that you need to win the game. You need your main person that's gonna stop them from scoring, and then you need your person that's gonna make the goals to score. Yeah. So it was kind of like now we have to push this girl over there. You, you're gonna be our striker and you're gonna score. Yeah. When she's not used to that. And then they give you that look like, why am I going over there for it? And then you, you're gonna go stop the balls over there. It's like, what? And it's like, here go, go! We'll we'll we'll figure it out what how the game goes, and it was just like whatever. But I'm I'm glad the parents were there so that they understand that they have to stay together. So now when um when they playing, you know, especially with Carlos, he's gonna play against the the U-10, right? The spring? You're gonna keep the girls together, right? Yeah, it underscores how important it is to keep these girls together. It's not it's that's a glorified practice to me, what I see with the spring season. So that when we do go out and compete against, you know, high-level teams like this, it's we're well prepared. And it's extremely important to keep them together, man. Yeah, I'm thinking the parents are more now that they've been seeing it more, they're more understanding of us keeping them together, yeah, playing together. Yeah. But before it was I don't think they agreed. Yeah, and and be honest with you, I I I understood a bit, a little bit more why we keep them together, because of stuff like this. Yeah, we might look good at the park once you come out like this boy. It's different. Like you said, the the the little girls, the U 10 girls, when they're playing the U12 girls, they're not scared because they know them. Yeah. And when we take them to go play other girls, now they're like all scared because they're like, oh my god, these girls are taller than me. Yeah, but they're the same age, buddy. They're the same age. You guys are just short. You're not gonna grow to you might grow, but never gonna be that tall. You'll get older, you won't get taller. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We're always gonna be the short people. Well, they're gonna always be the short people, not me. Yeah, well, that's another thing. I'm the average height. Man, I almost and I took some pictures and I go back through them, and and uh size difference is just massive. Oh, yeah, yeah. Definitely undersized. Yeah, even the ones on U12 are looking, we're looking at them like, girl, you don't you where's your driver's license? Number 50? No, yeah. Where's your driver's license at, girl? Massive. Yeah, I know. Oh my god dang. How did your team go? Where? All right, yeah, Carlos. You you took the U-12. We we won. No, we didn't win. We tied one, lost two. Uh the first game we could have won. The second win we should have won. The third game, we're not we weren't gonna win that one. Especially the way everyone I already knew when they show when you show up late and expect to win a game. You show up like five minutes right before the game starts. You're you're not ever there. You're not there to compete. You're not mentally there mentally. Right, man. But it is what it is. Uh we did actually I think we did pretty good with with the team that we had. Yeah. Because um would I have liked to have got a first place, yes, or second, yes. But there was a few new girls. So I think third place that ain't bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. That's not bad at all. Um I think we could have done better, but I think they did good for what we had extremely well. Um and those new girls that we did have had never played before at all. Yeah. That was like the first game? Real game. Game, real game, yeah, real tournament. So later on, when I when I when I look back at it, I'm like, oh, yeah, okay, cool. We actually did pretty good. As long as we keep them together, practicing together and playing, I think we'll be fine. Well, so it's no help when you have your assistant coach walk away in the middle of the game. No, you referred to me too, man. You referred to me. You were there. I wasn't. I I was pulling a double shift here. Because I I mean my girls, my girls didn't go, so I was like, okay, I can sit on the sideline and watch the team, but somebody go halfway. Oh, oops squirrel. I gotta go this way. And you took seriously trying to connect with Jesus right now, man. I understand. I'm kind of a big deal, but I could only be in one place at one time, man. You gotta finish one, you gotta finish one spot first. Hold on. This is the only one thing that that it should you should never leave, okay? Yeah, Carlos aside. No, no, that's fine. That's your first cube tonight. Why don't I get it? When oh, that's fine. I don't care. But hey, when there's an injury on the field and there's no one in the bench, and the other coaches picking up the kid. Make sure you stay with the kids. Don't leave the bench. There's someone who always has to be with there with the kids. Because I came back and you were nowhere. Is that when you came and got me, Jose? I guess. I don't know. I think so. He came and got me. He shouldn't have got you. Well, he came and got me. The reason is because you said you couldn't scream. You couldn't communicate. Stomach was hurting. That's why I gave him the the benefit of the doubt. Because there was you went because he had a tummy ache? No, not anybody. Pretty much, yeah. Yeah. He had to rub his tummy. Tummy needed to rub ache. Neither rub his tummy. Come here. If you eat uh manas pedo, you can So that's what it was. So what it should have done was you should have stayed there and then looked for me or called me and said, Hey, I need you over here. Okay. You know, and he called me across the whole field screaming at me. Okay, there we go. Coach! There it goes. I was like, I think they're calling you. Like, yeah, he is. That's why I went. If you were registered, you should have been there. I wasn't on the register. I wasn't on the team. I wasn't on the team that took him off. Maybe I was not on the roster at all. Who took him off? I did. The president did. Oh, all right. So you got fired, remember? Yeah, got fired and got rehired. You got fired. I got hired twice. So there's a lesson learned there. No, I mean, it is. Next time we should know, just hey, just stick over here, stay over here no matter what. No, just keep me on the roster, don't take me off. Oh, that is fired or not fired. That's the Concordor over there. But other than that, I mean, everything else went good. Um Except when I used the club's card to pay for the pizza. So? What happened? I was supposed to order pizza. Right. I'm like, okay, I'll just use the club card. And ended up at Jersey Mike's. No, I was supposed to use cash. But then I started thinking, how am I supposed to use cash? I can't order pizza without cash. I mean, with cash. But anyway. Could you just go in there and buy it? I didn't want to drive, man. I was done. I was done, dude. You could have paid for it online. Simple instructions, like use my cash that I have to go buy the pizza. Yes. And then I left. And then you used the car. No, no, no. You said that a week ago. I don't like it. But again, I said that, right? That's the point. I said, hey, use the cash that I have in the bag that you have in the bag to buy the pizza. And I gave it to you. You didn't write it down. You gave me the cash afterwards. The deposit. Here, take it. No, that's good, man. It's like limiting a series of unfortunate events. But other than that, I mean, like I said, um they're gonna say other than that, they're gonna list another thing. But other than that, and they're gonna list another thing. Well, I I I don't have no reference. I didn't know we all gathered together, which it was neat. We gathered at the pool, we're talking to the parents, engaging with them, which is that's what you're doing. Hey, I was there last year. We didn't do that. Well, that's because it's the U19, they don't do stuff like that. Yeah, these were the smaller. I think it no, it just the Carlos never did this. Carlos never used to do that with the U-19. I wasn't I wasn't there with the U19. Is this normal with U12? I always did it. Drafts, right? Yeah, I always did it. Jose always did. Yeah, okay, there you go. He just looked at here's your pizza. Good job. No, we actually gathered at the pool at the hotel. No, he said if you would have won, you would have got two slices. Yes. I'm the more I'm the one that started back up at the Gasparilla. What are you talking about? Never done it. I I never been to the Gasparilla one. That one's pretty cool, too. That was neat. That one's neat. That was good because that's where people actually. Do a little potluck and a potlock. Potluck. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever you want to call it, wherever you're from, the north, the south. Yeah, but you got but you got some parents out there, they bring the whole parria and everything. They're cooking out there in the grill. That's awesome. I make uh well that that was the plan. Yeah, we we last year I made uh Ruskin chicken. How's that? Muslim stanky. It's just Tuscan chicken, but I used to make it a Ruskin, so maybe we called it Ruskin chicken. We were supposed to do that. We were looking for a beach. But I'm glad we did it, man, because I was beat up with the sun. The beach was literally only like 20 minutes up the road. And then I'm thinking, I'm looking at the parents too and the kids. They're done, dude. They just want to hit the pole, relax, and it worked out. It was fine. No, but other than that, I think it was I think it was a good tournament. I think I think it came out pretty well. And you get a good turnout. It was great, man. I really enjoyed it. I mean, every team win except the U19 slash 16 girls. Which sucks. I mean, but the same time, I'm like, eh. I think it's but you guys, but see, you guys left after the U12 girls are done or the U10 girls and all of them are done, right? Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. Yeah, you guys all left. We stayed to watch my nephew play uh with Ortiz and saw Josh's team play, they played pretty well. But the U-19 team, the boys, that was intense. I mean, they were kicking parents out. It was wonderful. That's how bad. They kicked the parent out because he was talking crap to the ref, uh, the middle ref, pretty much turned around and called him, called him a faggot. From our team about to say, no, the other team, and uh they kicked him out. Well, the coach came and told him, you know, what he had to go. And he's uh he's telling that coach, man, fuck you, this and that. You know what, do your fucking job. I was like, I'm doing my job. You you know what? You need to go. And everybody people kept running their mouth still. And of course, on the last game where the boys were playing, some lady was sitting next to me, and she was like, and one of our boys fell down. It was like, God, it was like maybe five minutes left of the game. Falls down, cramps up, goes, Oh, he needs medical attention, can't get him medical attention. I said, if he needs medical attention, get him off. I looked at the lady, I was like, uh, there's no medical field here. Well, get him off the field. I said, for what? He's hurt. Because the ref hasn't. Well, yeah, the ref's got to tell him to get off or not. We didn't we can't say nothing. And she was all pissed off because they were losing one to zero, so they were pissed off of that. But that that game with the parents, that one right there was you 19 boys are my son's in it, so he uh it's those are usually intense games. It was intense the last one. Remember, it came down to the last goal that uh Juan made. Yeah, the uh the West Indian goat milk guy. Yeah. Was he there this year? I don't know. I didn't see I I didn't really go because I was too busy with these kids, the little ones, and then by the time I was done with them, I was just spent, man. I was just or or else I would have if I didn't have the surgery and stuff, I would have stayed and just walked around. I would have gone to the hotel, did the little pizza thing, and then gone back to the the field. Tony says that the games are intense. Yeah, I mean they really get really into it. Yeah, and they really go after each other. Yes. So I almost wish I wish I wish the girls would play that aggressive because they'd win every game. Oh yeah. But they're scared. That's uh that's every year. What that tournament? Yeah, it's every year. I'm supposed to talk to him to try to see if he could switch it to maybe next year have U-14 teams, but we'll see. Working those connections. It seems like it was well run, man. It's it's schedule. Yeah, it's pretty well run. Yeah, fields are awesome, too. I mean, they weren't too bad, but no, they were pretty good. Yeah, they're better than ours. Yeah, were they uh better than last year's last year's were pretty pretty gnarly. No. This year they were good, yeah. Yeah, they were too bad. They weren't too bad. Uh despite the the the drought, they they looked pretty good. It was all this wind. This wind fucking tore my tent up. Yeah. I left my tent there. I was gonna ask you both of you a question. Uh um, have you guys thought about making a tournament here in Weimama? Inviting other teams? No. No? It's too small, it's too small of a field. Why not? It's too small, maybe just one age group or maybe two. It would be the U-12. Yeah, like well, we're gonna probably uh not right now, but um maybe with Fishhawk, uh U-12. If we want to do a tournament here, we have to get with the county as well, and we have to have medical people there. Oh, that's right, because anytime there is a tournament, there's usually medical people somewhere somewhere there. And we have to make sure we have the refs and and again that that that club has people there, not just three people there running the running the tournament. We will need more than three people running the club. Are they a nonprofit or are they a profit? All of a nonprofit, everything? Yeah, even the tournament itself. So we would have we would we would need a lot of manpower to run it. Yeah, just this five game gotta do it. Yeah, you can need a you need a whole tribe. And and again, you would need people that know the rules and know like to answer talk to questions and yeah, we don't have that that includes a five on five, something that moves quick. No, like the five and five, um that'll be something more easier to manage because it's like uh like they have the five and five with this guy over there. Um that's more like to get with them. They get they're basically renting the field from us. They'll run it and just from the conversation and then they'll just use the field. Gotcha. I'm not trying to do none of that stuff right now. Um focus on like to get us up and running like smoothly, then we could start adding more stuff there, too. Because I mean, why are we gonna start trying to get all this other stuff if we're not still running smooth? We're still idling right now. You wanna crawl before you run. Speaking of which, both of you on the board now, officially? We're both bored. One is. Are we gonna confirm Tony today? He's not uh we don't know if he's Filipino, Mexican, or American. He knows you know his whole name, his correct full name. Yeah. Until he figures that out, then we shouldn't have to start. I'll happily acquiesc. All right, hereby. I don't I mean, I don't want to say he is on it and then later on be like Oh, that's not the right, that's not my right name. And then he does some crazy shit that takes all the funds and everything, and then we're looking for the wrong thing. I already told you guys. I already told you. You don't want to put me in treasure. That's what I'm saying. I would have absconded with you know the 13 bucks. 13 dollars gone. What are we gonna do? We're gonna look for Tony. What's what what's uh one of your last names? Alfaro. Tony Alfaro. That's him. I know that's my last name. I know. No, but that's my middle name, too. I know Jose Tony. Jose Tony Alfaro? Antonio. So you guys did get the grant for yes, we did get the grant for the soccer balls. They it's on its way. It's in the mail. It's in the mail, supposedly. Of course it is. You gotta check sometime this week and tomorrow to see if it's there. Um we're gonna purchase some soccer balls. We're gonna give them out to the um the coaches and the kids and take pictures and send it back to the county. That way they could see the hey, we the money was used as should have correctly, you know. Used correctly. Um and not in somebody else's bank account. Yeah. And then from there though, you know, hopefully um you guys don't lose them all. Well, the kids need to stop taking them across the fence. At the end of the day, it's it's the the coach's responsibility. Yeah, yeah. No, you're right. Comes down to us like we have to come up with some kind of sign out. I mean, it's just equipment list. Mark them too, man, because I'm I'm I'm guilty of it too. When I'm practicing, that's all. I mean, I don't know if you notice it. Some coaches do mark them. They they write their name on it and stuff like that. What color would you like to mark them? Pink. Green, orange? Which color do you want? Blue? Whatever, whatever that shirt is. Just give it a big one. But what shirt? What color is it? Yeah, let us know. Just pick a random, I don't know. Pick your what color is your no, we're not using doodle bra. Sorry. Uh no, yeah, we'll um black. What are the balls? We're gonna give white balls and paint them black. I thought he would be liking blue balls. He wants them blue. Uh he blew the balls. No, that that's uh we're gonna do that. And then what we're doing this year, we're gonna have um we're gonna have two new uh teams added to the to the club. Yeah. Two new teams. Yeah. Explain that. We're gonna start, usually we start at U12 when we start kid taking kids out to go play. I think no, U11 was the youngest, right, Carlos? Yeah, U11, U12. U11, U12. We usually be the youngest uh we would take out to go play this year. We're gonna try something different. We're gonna start with U10. Yeah. Um The reason we're doing that, it's not just because we want to make money. Follow the money. Yeah, follow the money. No, it's because um right now we're again this tournament showed a lot how uh disadvantaged we are. Um that other clubs start taking their kids and stuff like that at a young age and they're playing, and we're not well, we are playing, but we're we're playing like again, yes, we do in-house over here. You're playing soft when you could be playing. No, no, we're playing in-house here, but we're not playing actual rules. With the actual rules, regulations that when we go play, they don't know what they're like, this is not how we play ever. Like, yeah, because you guys don't follow the rules. Uh so now we'll have these girls, they get to play these 12 girls, they get to play all year round. The same thing with those other boys all year round, and they'll know the rules. And then that way when they go to Tarsa the following year, they're ready. Yeah, you know, and we're trying to keep them from the youngest age to get up that way. There's no um gap, and we're not these kids are just not lost. And that's one of the main things that these kids were just lost out there. Like Carlos said, that he had what, three or four girls that were brand new? Yeah, playing that never played before. I was like, oh, what the hell? This is ever, never, ever played in their life. You might as well include Scarlett in there because she hasn't really played. Scarlett did good. No, no, Scarlett did good, but she hasn't played a full tournament. Oh, no, but she played games. No, but she played games, she's been to play games. She's been playing games. She did good, though. I was talking to her, man. I'm really proud of her, man. Um that last game? Oh my gosh, she did. After after you you got onto her, remember at the very beginning, the very first game? Yeah, the first game. Yeah, she tried to she tried uh uh mentally check out. Yes. Uh, but I'm glad, man. I'm glad you got onto her. Man, she after I think that was a pivoting point. After that. The second game she did awesome too. Clearing that ball, too, man. Yeah, freaking hit it. Clear it clear it. Third game, that's she was going like, yes. I did have a talk with Kylie on her, so she was kicking the ball that day. Yeah, she was just tap tap. I'm like, no, kick that ball. And I had a talk with her today, because not today, was it the other day? Because she was like, her mom was telling me, Yeah, when she was playing kickball, she was really kicking it out there. Look at her. Why did she kick the ball that way in the game? Oh no. I think she gets nervous. I think she does too. She gets nervous because um it's too. Yeah, when when they start coming to her, she gets nervous. And then she uh you could just see it in her eyes. It just it's like she gets completely lost when she knows what to do. And then she just she just and it goes to the middle. I'm like, no, why are we kicking into the middle? Yeah, that yeah, that was tough, man. I'm like, why are we kicking into the middle? I just we just said this, though to where? The middle. But they do get you could tell they get nervous, though. Yeah, especially when they they're by themselves and they're trying to they're have players coming to them, of course they're gonna get nervous. But other than that, I think they did pretty well. Soldi started doing better after I had a conversation with her too. You have to hold them accountable, man. Yeah. Because she was just she was really, really uh the first like playing super scared, like, yo, why are you walking with her? And I told her, yeah. I I try to talk to her at the hotel. She's like, No, it's because I'm afraid to get hit. I'm like, if you play afraid, you are gonna get hurt. Or if you stop without going to the instead of going, she's gonna run you over. No, no, you get hit in the face, gonna ball. Oh, yeah, yeah. If you stop in front of the ball, yeah. And it happened to w one of our players. I forgot. Happened to um Clarissa, I think. And I think I think so. She learned her legal quick. Yeah. Oh, yeah, she did. She learned it real quick. Oh, Leah too. I'd tie away from it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was like, yo, I told you. That was close. I'm like, you need to get closer. Yeah, or else the ball's gonna hit you in your chest instead of your face. Yeah. Yeah. But the your your team, the U-10, they they it was competitive at least the first half. It was always competitive the first half. The second half, they were just not there no more. Yeah. Then with the U-12, everything was competitive until the last game of the second half. Yeah, the last game. I like I said, I think we we could have been in the finals, but it's a learning experience for them, especially to the new ones. That's that's because like I said, we're gonna lose half of the team, probably. Yeah, like four players. They're going to Tony. Going to Tony. What are you gonna coach, Tony? You're 14. He's taking the goalie. Taking the goalie. I already told Bio the goalies. You better find yourself a goalie. Oh, I talked about it. If not, you're gonna be the goalie. Got a goalie. I told her the same thing. You might have two goalies. I I we don't have no goalie. We have no goalie. You have one, but it's still she's still too young. We had to make one. No, that one's leaving. Oh, yeah, that one is leaving on the Four Myers. Yeah, Four Myers. Oh, man. Camila. Camilla's giving so much. She's going to Four Myers? Adriana? Yeah. Yeah. Like moving? No, just she's going over for visitation. No, she could keep at it as a goalkeeper. She's gonna be pretty good. When is she moving? For the sum during the summer. Oh, but she's coming back. No. No. She's permanently here. Moving. Why do you think I said we need a new goalkeeping? No, no, no. I'm just I figured maybe she goes during the summer to no? I didn't know that, man. That's no, no. I'll I'll edit this out. I don't have to. Adriana? She's not. Yeah, my my my hijada. My my niece slash daughter slash goddaughter. Shout out to Adriana, man. She definitely helps out big time at the uh concessions. We'll definitely miss her. Yeah. And then also my daughter went back and started practicing again. Oh, she she's good now. Oh, yeah. She's good. She's moving around, but she's she's hurting a little bit, but past couple of times, but when they did a little small small scrimmage amongst themselves, yeah. She was moving around. She was moving. Good, man. These ankle injuries, man, they're they're so annoying. Especially in the grass. Yeah. Oh yeah, that grass stinks, dude. That grass sucks over there. Big time. I'll be walking through it just like I got that little Carlos limp. You know? Yeah, the face. Tony was right next to me. Tony, did you catch him? No. I looked at him and was like, what the hell's wrong with you? I was like, halfway on the ground, like, oh shit. Trying to pick up coins in the ground. Like, oh look, the coin. He was trying to do a pendant snap right there. He was trying to snap right in front of you. Were you behind him or in front of the cloud? No, he was on the side. I was walking. What the hell? He was on the side. Puro pedo. No, but like I said, you know, why do you always come back to puro pedo? Why do you what you say? First of all, that's a Matamoro term, bro. It's Fers Pedo. No, other than that. We're gonna need some goalies this year. You gonna he's gonna gain one. You're gonna gain two. Carlos gonna gain two. Jose, you gotta find one. Yeah. I got one, but I don't know if she's gonna be. I don't know. I might have one in December. I might have one come back in December. So you need it before December. Well, I need it before December, but she can't she won't be back till December. Another player. I need one before September. Yeah, start searching. Are you gonna have another competitive trial? That's it. Just first come, first come. First your first serve. No, I'm gonna um go through um when they have the in-house right here. I'm gonna do the same thing. Um I told Hyman to do just hey, these next uh couple games, just um look at these games and then select them from there. Pretty much the same way you did the U-12, just like when you had it. Yeah, like try this out. Go ahead, you go. Yeah, you go. And you go. That's how he's fine. Yeah, so I'll probably do that. I'm gonna watch these games and then see the girls play, the ones that didn't go, and then just offer it up for them if they want to be a part of this new ride. But we'll see. We'll see what happens. September, right? Start September. Yeah, preferably, yeah, starts then, but register before and start practicing before. Tony, you're over there quietly, man. Way too quiet. Oh, you guys are talking about it. Because he has no smart ass remark to say. Well, there's nothing. Well, there's no reason to say interrupt. This is like legit right now. Usually but you gotta jump in too about your team. Oh, chat, you don't have one. I know. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. He never even gave him a chance. He does have one. It does. Yeah, and uh, you won't have a goalie here soon. Oh, yeah, he just okay. He took the best player away. I know, right? She actually throws herself to the other goalie. I don't know. I honestly I wanted to how do you like identify the goalie? Is it just a person who doesn't want to run? Or how does that work? Try him out. No, no, you just uh I tend to just offer it up who wants to be goalie. If I don't see anybody that wants to be goalie, then I just start going like you, you, you, you, and then you know, eventually one would be like, Oh, I like this. But are there like traits you look for? Uh that's I'm I'm curious because I don't know. So most coaches back in the day, they would do they would just grab the fat kid and just put him in the goalie. Okay. Alright. And then after that, it was more like, all right, this kid is lazy, just put him in the goalies. That's the lazy coaches would do. Um now I'd say more like what I do is it's like, alright, you, you, you before, you guys are gonna be goalie this game. And then from there, eventually one of them is gonna be like, all right, I'll be the goalie. Because I remember the the time how my daughter became the goalie, because she You're saying your daughter was lazy? No, no, no, no. You're saying that I put her in because she was lazy? I remember the team that just you know getting blown out, and my daughter said, Well, I'll go give it a shot. Yeah. And then she she started stopping a lot of them. She was like, Oh, this is I like this. This is and she was just kind of kind of long and lanky and yeah, kind of natural for her. But uh, I was wondering, it's like there's are there specific things that you look for in a goalie? Nah. I mean, like if I was just doing a competitive tryout and stuff like that, I was looking for goalies, and yeah, I would look into you know somebody that could kick the ball far from the ground, not just from picking it up and uh but because uh it was that was a young age, that was you twelve, and I was like, you it was my niece at the time, I think it was a uh Aurora that was doing it, and then this guy got mad at her and we took her out. Yeah. He's like, take her out! She doesn't know what the fuck she's doing. What why are we gonna put her out there? It's like you're not even gonna give her a chance. No, get the fuck out. I was like, all right, whatever. Okay. Man, just throw people under the bus, aren't we? I was like, well, she didn't want to be there, she wouldn't want to tell them. So she would tell me, and I'm like, okay, well, get her out. Let me reverse the question. What did Ari see in in the goalie that she she intrigued her? She didn't like running. Jasmine. And but she but she didn't like running, but she but then later on she said, I don't like running, but I'm actually really good at this too, and I like it. Yeah. So that was that was the connection. Then she got the additional coaching for Caleb, which helped a lot. Because now give him props, man. Yeah, the kids really, really helped her grow as a as a goalie. You know, so much so that she does like, you know, she likes to goof around at the when she's not uh when she shouldn't be doing that. Yeah. Yeah, so it should be interesting this next uh 26, 27 season for the whole club. Yeah. Looking forward to it, man. I I I'm really looking forward to seeing Scarlett playing with the bigger girls. Um, is it gonna be the full field? Yeah, full field. I know. I wanna I wanna really I'm really curious to see. Your game is next week, right? This is your first game next week, yes, on Thursday. Yeah, but they're just playing half, though. They're not playing. Yeah, they're not field. It's this week, right? Yeah, yeah, this Thursday. We got a lot of rain coming, man. It might be postponed. Then the uh U12, U10 girls are Friday. It's Friday. Friday. So we have what we have a low pressure system coming through? Something like that. I'm not I'm not the weather guy, so I don't care. Yeah. I mean my great my grass to turn green again. That's how that's how you could tell we're getting old when we start talking about our damn grass. Water bill, man. I just subscribe to my theory. Just is if the go if the good lord wants it to live, it'll live because I ain't doing a damn thing. You have a you have uh irrigation? Uh no. It's too much yeah, likewise. It's it's I I could have installed it back. Dude, it's good it's too big. Am I gonna be able to keep that up? That's no, you guys are natural grass. But you have baj, right? I don't know what's there. But then Montegrass. Yeah, but Yeah, but you're not allowed to have that kind of grass. No, I'm not. Yeah, you just want some thirsty grass, too. Yes, it is. Fuck yeah, it is. I hate my St. Augustine grass. St. Augustine grass. Yeah, hire somebody to the container. No, I'm not gonna hire anybody. He's Mexican. Why are we gonna hire somebody? Shit, I'd be like, I'll be saying to the federalizer. Not to cut to main maintain it. Somebody just admitted that they hired hire them. To fertilizer. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, I gotcha. I gotcha. That that that I understand. Because the O HOA will be more expensive with the OTA. I am not gonna resolve the whole damn grass. HOAH FUCK NO. I know it's expensive. You got St. St. Augustine Bolt backing? Yeah. The whole fucking day. No. What's your water bill? Get rid of it. It was like at one point like 500? God damn. Yeah, the pool. Fuck that. I'll let that be. My water bill this actually this past month was 200. Mine was 100 though. I turned that shit off. I turned that shit off. My water bill's still the same. Fuck. Zero, you got a well? Yeah. Yeah, but well. What's your power bill though? On the highest months, like $180. That's good. That's good. My water bill was $127, power was $308. Nah, my water bill was $180 and my power bill was it, $215? I think it was $190 and $190 for both. Damn. I need to get solar. Fuck. Fuck the solar shit. You got a big ass house, man. What is it like? 4,000 square feet, something like that. Damn. Two AC units? Yeah. But this is the thing. I leave my house at 76 degrees and that's it. Like, I don't go any lower. 75 higher. During the day, 74. I leave it at 74 and all the blinds close and the fans go in, and it stays very cold in there. I don't turn the fans on. No, no, no. We don't. Mine's like 78 during the day and 74 at night. 74 during the day, 72 at night. No, I don't drop it in my face. Everybody leaves at your house, right? No, nobody's there at one point. Yeah, at a certain point. Pretty much. Everybody leaves, but you know, but it but yeah, if if I have to do it, I can just do it from my phone. I can just lower the temperature. Yeah, likewise. When I went to Melbourne, I bumped it up to 80. Left it there. Oh yeah, yeah. But the the high ceilings help a lot. Yeah. They really do. Because all that heat just rises and it just stays cool on the bottom. Yeah. But you have a big ass attic too, right? Good installation. And then you got you got a tree line in the back? There's a tree line. I didn't think about that. You're right. Yeah, that'll help too, man. I don't. I gotta pick a wrecks on like do you have a is that sh a shadow box or is that just a regular uh fence? Is that wooden fence? No, the shadow box is just one on top of the other, so it's a little bit of air come through. No, it's regular, yeah. Yeah, it's it's it's it's not completely privacy. What's going on in my mama? Uh the country. The country, uh you said you had a score to set a word trompas. Home girl retired, or not retired, or she she uh she was designed. She was uh she was uh she was invited to leave. No, but I guess yeah, husband has cancer or something like that. So I understand, you know, do your thing. Yeah I respect her for that. Yeah, I think she was on her way out already. Damn, man. You ain't gonna give the husband a chance, you know, like oh the wife wants to take care of it. Alright, so okay. I think we said that last time, didn't we? It was gonna be one of the things. No, he said it was gonna be. I said I said it was gonna be another girl. I said specifically her. Yeah. And I said I said it was a guy. I thought it was gonna be what's his fucking name? Uh the FBI director. Oh no, no, it's the uh what's his name? Cokehead. Or headset. One of them too. It was yeah. One of them two, headslefter or what's his name, damn it. Um Cash Patel. Cash Cash Patel. And just like you know, last time, JJ offered his opinion the same way. Nothing. What's your thoughts, JJ? How about what? JJ, did you vote? Fuck yeah, let's let's let's be registered. I'm registered, but I had a vote now. Why did you not vote? I don't I couldn't remember going there. I forgot all about it. Until after the vote was done, I was like, oh shit, I was supposed to vote. Thanks a lot, JJ. Hey, at least he's gonna vote. One fucking vote. You don't mess up anything. That's what I mean. At least he didn't try to make you vote illegally. Exactly. I did mine illegal, I did mine legally, bro. No, you didn't. No, I I I registered legally. Hey, he's you know, this is the kind of person who would say, Well, it's not my fault. I had nothing to do with it. I didn't vote. That's right. That's right. I didn't vote, so I had nothing to do with it. That's not my fault. It fucked up. Ah, Beach's gas prices. God damn. I I thought it would be a couple of weeks, but a couple of months now. It drops and goes right back up. Well, fucking drop my mmm. I was hoping. It drops when I don't need gas. It goes right back up when I have to fill the takeoff. What the fuck? I try to give a benefit of the doubt, but man. I love the uh little stickers. I ran that up. Well, they had last time they had um what's his name? I did that. Um I did that, which is the little finger pointing. I did that. Joe Biden. Yeah. And I think this one is the one where he's got that stupid smug look. I did, I ran that up. Yeah. It's doubled. Yeah, it hasn't. Like I said, my wife's truck I put the other day, I put $95 in it. Mine I put in $85. I just did $75, I think, today. Yeah, my little Nissan's this is a thirsty little truck. The only one that's really, really good on cook on gas is my wife's car. That's the only one, but that's because it's a hybrid. Yeah, you can hear it when she pulls in. She can hear it when she pulls into the park. Sound like freaking George Jetson coming in the fucking park. Yeah, that'll be and uh you know, but she's getting like 60 miles to the gallon. Nice, nice shit. I had that four-cylinder, and it was like 38, 40 bucks to fill up. Oh, yeah, yeah. Tell us about your endeavors, Carlos. Yeah, whatever happened. Carlos almost started a wildfire. Huh? What happened to that? I was I was coming home after I picked up Leah, and I was on 75, got off, got on 275 right there, and then then just all of a sudden just just like you hear it sputtering, and it's don't say nothing incriminate. And then bro, I'm trying to get to the next I'm trying to get to the rest area. Oh, that shouldn't happen. So you were south of that rest area. Yeah. What was this what was the smart comment we said that he was like lusting for something or I don't remember what it was? And yeah, man. I as soon as I pulled over, I I I pulled over, right? Because it wouldn't go. And then I opened the trunk, I get out, and as soon as I get out, I just see smoke and then fire. And then I oh fuck. Oh fuck. I'm like, yeah, get out, get out. Can you imagine him running with his limp here to do his pimp buck? It's a pip run. I'm like, get out, hurry up, get your shit, get out. But yeah. It was on 75. It's scary, man. Uh well, it didn't hit me till the next day, bro. I'm like, could have blown up. Yes, exactly. That's what I'm saying. No, it well, yeah, the grass is so dry, it would have come back. Well, it's not the grass. It's not grass with the person. The grass would have burnt underneath him and it would have gone towards the gas tank. I didn't get the back. I didn't get that far into the grass. That's that's what I was looking at. No, he's more card is more looking at the line, the freaking fuel lines when he's driving. But that fire goes down, hit that line once. Yeah, that's that's but those cut off, right? At the gas tank. They cut off, but oh I mean, but scary. It doesn't matter. You still got fuel in the lines. Yeah, you still got fuel in the line. Yeah. Hey, I wanted to ask you, because uh something has been you go around and you smell this everywhere. You smell the pot everywhere, you go, you know what? Put this thing on. Hey, potheads, yeah. We can smell you everywhere you go. Fuck yeah, yeah. Well, there's a dispensary right here. Forget the dispensary doesn't matter if it's dispensary. No, it's an actual growth. Growth. Yeah, okay, that's fine. I can deal with that. But you guys, you go you go these places, you go everywhere you go. It smells like weed. Walk into 7-Eleven. Oh my god, man, geez. It's like wait, I know you guys, you guys are like nose blind, okay? I get it. But you guys ever go to a house and there's like a wet dog or dirty dog, and it smells like a dog everywhere you go in that house. Yep. That's you guys. You guys like bathed yourself or something. Hippie lettuce. That hippie lettuce, and then the that nasty ass long hair that holds all that shit inside there, it's just nasty as hell. Long just I think we're gonna be. No, it's not the long hair. All those all those guys got the same damn thing. They all got those nasty ass dreads. Those nasty ass long dreads. And just the people, you know what? It's also like people who all always got the, you know what, they eat way too many onions and then it comes out through their pores when they're sweating. They stink. And they got a dance sweater on. Oh well. It's like, God damn. Like, go take a shower or something. God man. Tell them how you really feel. Sounds like Tony's being racist against uh prejudice, not racist. Let's get that right. No, he's being racist. No, how do you know? No, that's not racist, man. He's being racist against my hippie peeps. That's being prejudice, that's being racist. All right, so uh now that I got that off my chest, I feel much better. You know what I mean? No, no, I do agree with you. There's sometimes you walk anywhere, you could be driving anywhere, you can freaking smell them anywhere. Yeah, you smell them. Yeah, and the ship. Come on, you're in the goddamn middle of the ocean. You can't hold it for two days. Nope. Oh, you're talking about when you're in the cruise? They want a ship too. God, you just walk and it's just and these guys it's like we can smell you, okay? I remember one time my son and I, we went to work out and we were like flipping tires. I mean, we we were out there, it was dead of summer. I had swamp ass and everything, right? And we walked I'd rather smell the weed than your swamp ass. Uh so but we we're just smelling we we we're we're really ripe. And then he went in the pool. We walked out the wash off. Hey, no, we we walked into like the the Dollar General, and we my son and I both know we stink. Like, wait a minute. And some girl behind the counter said, Oh, you smell it, smells like weed, it smells so good. Like, oh hell no, that's what we smells like we stink. What what what is it specifically that that that just the smell in general or just people doing it? I don't care that they do it. He got traumatized. You want to ask him his traumatized story? No, no, no, no, no, I think it's lay down on the couch. Exactly. Uh the reason I think I think it's part of the stigma of weed. No, no. It's that's I don't care that you smoke. But listen. Nobody else wants to smell it. No, I don't want I don't want to smell that everywhere I can. Have you have you uh it's just so hard uh to to to pause it to I guess not not pause it, but when you turn on the grill, you can smell it two blocks away. Yeah, okay. Okay, so it's okay. It's hard and it's in a barn fire. No, it's not that. What Tony's trying to say is he don't give a shit you smoke the hell out of it. But guess what? You're gonna walk by it, put a little something to cover it up a little bit, or shower one or shower something, whatever, but cover it up with something else. You can't cover it, that's a thing. But you can you change your clothes? Right? Yeah, it's like asking people that smoke cigarettes to go change their clothes. They're not they're not gonna do it. Well, not even that they fucking go change the color, their hands still gonna fucking smell, their breath. You're just gonna have to deal with it. Their hair. It's it's part of it's part of the stigma. No, it's no, you would never think I'd smoke weed, do you? Yeah, we do. Oh, yeah, we do, dude. Because I just showed you. No, you look like one of the weed guys. You measured your hair before you cut it. You were supposed to be part of a rock band. Yeah, rock people. See, that's part of the stigma, right? No, no, no, no, no. It has nothing to do with the shit. Yes, it is. Yes, it had everything with doing, like, yeah, that's a pothead. I know I know a pothead when I see a pothead. When you start talking to them and like, yeah, baby. Especially them fed luminars. Like the smell of farts. How many times have you seen me high? That you think of. We're high right now. What are you talking about? Listen, you're high right now. It's only been about two years. We've only started kind of like getting to go to each other about it. That sounds so homie. Getting to know each other. God damn, they did. We've only uh We're only in first base. Come on, man. So I wouldn't know because in in the years past we've always known about each other, but it was always in passing. Right. Yeah. Um, I mean, obviously, you did not know I was this fucking awesome. Still on the fence, but go ahead. But no more than I would know that you would be using that at at any point. But when I started talking to you, I was like, oh, it's a pothead. It's the way you talk. I was like, I knew it. Right? The way you talk. Hey, I still didn't it didn't make a difference to me. He didn't he was not being racial, like you say. You're pro you're saying prejudice. No. Um stereotyping you. Stereotyping, yeah. Who's prejudging? Races? Come on. Come on, really say some your your your compartmentalizing? Uh same fucking jeopardy. What is the thing? Putting them in the box outside the box. I love all over the box profiling. Profiling? Yes. Categorizing. Because I mean, let me give you a fact. You're saying that all Chicanos smoke weed? No. I haven't smoked in two years, man. Until the other day. No, I haven't. I've been clean for two years. But you were one. You did smoke. I've been clean for six sixteen years. Sixteen? There you go. Did you know he was a pothead? Nice. That one I didn't know. Yeah. He said it. He said it, but I didn't. Give him Chicago. It's a pothead, man. Come on. And it wasn't uh because uh it was just for medical. Uh I didn't do that. We all do it for medical reasons. No, no. Yeah, my one was medical reasons. Alcohol, I don't I don't do it for medical reasons. I do like drinks alcohol for medical reasons. He drinks alcohol for medical reasons. Um a lot. A lot. No, those are more than you think. Those are called alcoholics. No, no, no. Doctors do not say, here's a prescription, go get yourself a 12-pack. Go get yourself a bottle of freaking Morgan. No, no, they'll tell you. Get a bucket from uh Costco, one of the wine buckets from Costco. You ever heard of cops or that's alcohol? Yes, that's my mon way. I mean, no, no. He's saying people don't drink because of medical reasons. Yes, that's the majority of the reasons why they can't deal with stress. That's just simple, man. No, I said that doctors don't give you prescriptions. Oh, no, no doctors are gonna give you a prescribed beer. So then it's not medical. Medical, man. For medical reasons. Okay, so I drink because I'm medically needed in it? Some people do, yes, absolutely. Now you're just trying to go in a circle to get to the case. You know what? I'm gonna tell you, like Tony said the other day. Shut the fuck up. Okay. All right. All right. The medical reasons. How about how about okay? I run because of medical reasons. I need to have a healthy mind. That's that's different. That's what medical reasons. No. No. It's the same thing. But you don't get prescribed. Okay, okay. Go back to your little medical reason. You run because you want to be a better, healthy individual, right? Peace of mind. Okay. Better healthy. That's the way I'm talking about it. Peace of mind. Peace of mind has to do with what? Your health, right? Mental health. Mental health. Mental health. All right. Okay, so it's health, medical. Okay, got that. Drinking. Yes. How the fuck does that help out your fucking body or anything healthy? It knocks the head off. Tell me, tell me, tell me. It knocks the edge off. Edge off. Yeah. Yeah. But what's it doing to your body? Well, too much of anything will kill you, no matter what it is. Okay. Too much. Not even too much. Just a little bit, it would be killing you. Yeah. Find something you love. How is that helping helping you? How is that medical? It's helping medically wise. It's gonna help you fall asleep. Okay. So now just like anything else, it's all right, Tony. Go ahead. Come on, Dr. Lou. You're laughing. No, no, no. I'm laughing because I don't I'm not ready. You're reaching. You're reaching out. I am not reaching. Okay, let me let me give you an example. My dad was an alcoholic, dude. Okay, yes. Right. So was mine. So was mine. Yeah, I know. I know mine. So was his. I think if you were Mexican, you're alcoholic. I'd like to say I don't know. I know. Me too. I don't know. But the one-legged monster. One legged monster, what's the trick? Yeah. I don't, I think it was just dealing with some anger issues. I don't know what the hell was that. That's my point right there. You just made my point right there. What is the need to deal for with the medical issue, right? Not medical. What do you refer then? A medic self-medic uh the word, the word medical. Who can prescribe you medication? Oh, you cannot prescribe alcohol. That's obvious. All right, then it's not medical. Self-medicated. That's exactly what Tony just said. That's what I'm referring to. That's not medical. I'm just saying you self-medicate with alcohol. That's a huge problem here. But it's not medical. That's medical, that's not medical. That's not self-medical. That's uh self-killing yourself. That's what you're doing. I understand. Anything too much of anything will kill you. But it's not, I don't think it's applicable in this matter. Yeah, it's okay. Well, my point is my point is a lot of people who smoke weed nowadays is because of medical. Yeah, because that's the only way they could get it. Yes. Well, yeah. Because they but Florida here is but do you do you need to smoke it or can you take it in a different form? No, you can do you can take in different forms, yeah. Okay, so it's why do you prefer to smoke it? Because smoke it is instant. So you don't have to wait. So is the wax? Not as quick as inhaling it. Inhaling it is within seconds. What are you doing? You're burning the wax and inhaling it. Well, yeah, it's a sort of thing. Okay, you're doing the same shit. It's a gas. Again, medical, you have to go to the doctor and get the your prescription or whatever it is. Okay. Prescribed medication. Yeah. Or that's medical. Control substance. Yeah, medical. It's the same thing. No, it's not. It's not the same. Alcohol is not a control substance. Yes, it is. You're not gonna get a felony. You're not gonna get a felony with having alcohol. You get a felony if you have weed. No, you still won't get a felony. You get a you get a ticket. Yeah. You get a ticket. Right? But again, if you're drinking or whatever, you might get a warrant. So my brother-in-law got busted for open container. Open container in his driveway with the key on listening to music. He got a D. That's already private property, man. No, but it depends also how. He might have been in on the right-of-way. No, but he was in the driveway. But it's 25 feet from the edge of the road to the difference. Just said they said, hey, you were you're had you been in the passenger seat, it would have been different. But because you're in the driver's seat, with the keys of the ignition. When the keys are the ignition, that's enough to give you ticket. But it goes back to like again, they didn't medically give them the fucking beer to put it in a car. Somebody was complaining about the music, I suppose. That's enough. Oh fuck. That's enough. It's uh But it's but it wasn't uh prescribed by a medic, was it? It doesn't matter if it's prescribed or not. It does matter because you can sell Medicaid with Tylenol if you wanted to. You can sell Medicaid with the colour. I think a doctor probably would give you an alternative. So I do have someone that I know that was drinking wine every single day to take the edge off, but it was just, hey, it was just one glass, one small glass of wine, and um the blood sugar the blood sugar started going up, and the doctor told this person, hey, maybe you should switch from wine just just to tequila because it doesn't spike your blood sugar. Right. So it in a roundabout way they can give you an alternative, but I don't think they're not gonna write that in a script. Yeah, right. Because that's their license. That's a that's a whole nother argument, though. Yeah, because they can get sued for that shit. Now, isn't that technically self-medicating? But self-medicating doesn't fucking matter, dude. That's not real medicine. Self-medicating is not it's not in the realm of medicine, though. Yeah, it's not, it's not, but the thing is that's the biggest thing. It's like fucking telling the curandero to come over here and fucking grab some little fucking feathers and put it on you, like, ooh, ooh, here you go. Shit doesn't work. I I know it doesn't work. There you go. But you're self-medicating your mother. No, no, so you're a wizard. The wizard pictures he'd be sending. Come on, Harry Potter. Hey, you know what? They used to call me the whiz kid, but it wasn't because I was smart, I had to go to the bathroom all the time. So, no. Weed is different than weed is different from alcohol, man. Regardless. Yeah, it's big difference. Hey, you guys ever done anything that you shouldn't have done and you still think it's funny as heck? No. No? No, but Tony's gonna tell us something from it. Tony's gonna tell us something anyways. Tony, what'd you do? My special guest, he was he's gonna go to Las Vegas and I said, Hey, it's like there's a wonderful restaurant. I definitely think you should take your wife to. And I said, It's called Ojos Locos. Oh, I didn't get that one. What you never been to Ojos Locos? Uh-uh. I haven't been either, but I knew enough about it to get him in trouble. But it's like uh Mexican Hooters. Yeah, it's Mexican hooters, but a lot less close. Yeah. So okay, so that's a lot that you talk about. No, no, more revealing. He goes, I don't like hooters, I like the hell is that? He goes, Dio, you gotta go. Yeah, it's not bad. I mean I mean his wife came back and she said, Hey, I know you've never been to that restaurant. They said, You're damn right I haven't been in there. I'm gonna go to Ojos Dojos. That's news to me. I never heard of that. They got some. That's only in Vegas? No, they got one here. Somewhere over the place. Yeah, that was in Brandon. But you know, this is all like uh the better ones over there in Lakewood Ranch. I think they have one over there in Lakewood Ranch. But it's not even Orlando too. All those things are starting to this all starting to die off because people just order food in now. They don't go out to eat anymore. Well, also if you know how they make the food, you won't eat there. I don't eat at Hooters no more because I know how they make it. What was the Hooters for the food? I'm just saying, some people for the wings. Fuck the wings. No, I don't eat nothing from there no more. What happened? When I said delivered to them, oh my god. Oh, you would see the I will see how they were prepped, how everything was prepped. I'm like, no, bro. I think you could say that with pretty much any restaurant. Yeah, but if I don't see it, I'm gonna eat it. Yeah. But if I see it, no, like Hooters. Basically, that's why you gotta go to Jersey Mics. Fuck Jersey Mike. Oh god, here we go again. Oh my god. At Hooters, when all my levels are fine, dude, as far as blood work. But what does that have to do with that to do with Jersey Mics? That's the same. Jimmy is healthy shit here. Like, are you uh self-medicating yourself with Jersey Mike with those footlongs in your mouth? I'm trying to avoid I'm trying to avoid self-medicating. Self-medicating with the footlots. I know, right? No, Hooters the way they they Hooters the way they they prep their food, like we used to deliver to them. They used to put like the chicken wings in the buttermilk, whatever, but they will never cover it. Every time I go and deliver, you see flies, fucking bugs all up in it. Don't give a damn. I'm like, nope. Fuck that. And then go inside the coolers with it and it's stunk in there? Yeah, no. Which hooters? All of them. All of them. That's why they close the hooters down in the uh channel side. That's because it smells fishy. It was bad. No, you walked into the freezer and a Mexican restaurant and I was living in a couple of things. What do you do for living there, ChJ? Oh, I don't do nothing there. I don't work for that company no more. Oh. He used to deliver the packages, the goods. The goods too. He used to deliver meats. He used to deliver the buttermilk to the hooter people and the Twin Peaks people. No, I don't do any of that stuff no more. He waited legitimate. I want to listen to it. Now I got a trailer that's going to the back of the trailer, and that's how I make my money. What do you do back then? Hey, we do got the video, which you do. 20 bucks is 20 bucks, bro. You said it. So wait. Owner operator or next meme. Oh, I thought we did have a meeting where he's uh back to his uh semi-hair. Oh, Carlos has the uh next AI picture for you. I know he does. He's gotta find a person that actually looks like me. Oh, that's he changes it. That's not me. The ones I have are you like you? I mean, I got you guys getting ready to, you know, I I have to make you look a little bit young. Hey, man, we could like you, man. I have just been busy trying to resign. I've been busy. You still trying to resign for them? Actually, this is my last week. Oh man, congratulations, man. Too busy trying to rescue. Yeah, I it really just tired. Well, at least uh we got a break from those inappropriate photos now. For now, for now, for now. I I've I've been doing a little bit better, you know, giving you guys these uh new commercials that you guys are gonna be running. You with the sports drink, Concord Sports Drinking. The Concordor drink over here. You gotta send those videos to Tony. Have them have them photos. Tony has them. Tony got them. I haven't been paying attention. I've been busy. Tony's that's some of the videos on the case. A lot of that happens to me, man. I can't keep up with all of them. Well, I'm driving. I get myself. I got like a hundred text messages going to be. Tony over here uh sponsoring, you know, Concordor's sexy. I haven't seen it. And then over here, the two twins over here, you know. I had to make them both look younger because I I think I put a little hair on both of them on the top of their head. But they're also, you know, sponsoring those colognes that are gonna come out from marca cockador. You're gonna be slip up one day, you can say cockador one day. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's that'll be Louis there. Oh yeah. I like I I'd like to apologize to all the coaches because I said what you said. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oops, my bad. Out of all people, you think it would be me. Yeah, I said, damn it, I pulled a Louie. Wrong chat, buddy. It's hard, man, because at work, I'm entering emails, text messages, email. Yeah, but that text messages. That text message came in and oh shit. The wrong chat. See, if you would have an iPhone, you could have deleted that shit. That's okay. I can live with my mistakes. Fair enough. I have no I I mean you're not gonna learn what it if I won't make that mistake again. I'll make a new one, but I won't make that one again. What did it say? I don't remember. He was talking shit about people. Yes, he was. That's what he was doing. I don't I don't think it was anything that bad. No, no, no, it was just talking shit. That's all it was. I'm better than you. Yeah, better than uh yeah, that was I I think that was a gist of it, but that was more of a a work meme. It wasn't anything else. It was it wasn't uh Did you regret it? No, I don't regret it. Then why'd you apologize? Because it was the wrong thread. Did you regret making the mistake? No, because uh I can't do it. Hey, there's nothing I can do. What is that one song from Shav Crow? Give him something to do with the money. Oh, my favorite mistake. No, no, no. Now everybody's gonna be like, look at this cocky ass coach. Did you better than us? Well, the truth hurts. Uh no, uh honestly, because I that's not the first introduction. I that's not the first I don't want to come across that the first time. Well, it's too late now. Yeah, well, they'll just have to confirm. First impressions are lasting impressions, and your meme says sometimes, sometimes. Well, you're not consistency will override anything. Well, yeah, I think so because he and I have known each other for years, but we really never really had any right interactions. So he's still the same person? No, he's different. He's a little more marijuana. He's got a little more depth to him. Uh but he's got that depth in the I guess I don't look too dumb. But uh, analyzes everything. Hey, hey, hey, somebody got jelly hair. I know, that's what I'm saying. Hell no. I wouldn't want to know how much debt he has. I mean, Lou, you know. How much debt did you guys get? I don't know. That's the casting cats, that's the colonoscopy. What is the difference anyway? Well, over there they starfish over there. They uh I do the thing over there, they're getting it. Aren't you glad you moved? There's a big difference. So you're the better. No, you're the pitcher. They're the wait, how do you call it? The catcher or what I don't I don't know. You tell me something like that. You know that's a classic old person thing, because I have to do the same thing as it goes like is it close? But uh I honestly that was it was just that it's not the first impression I want to give people. Uh that's all it was, and that not more than that. I was like, oh well, I'm not sure. No, you'll be able sh you'll be able to show them in the fields when you're there. Yeah. And there's a difference between my behavior here and in public because there's kids there. I'm not gonna behave that way. Right. Yeah. Especially when my wife sat there and goes, Tony, he's quiet out here, ain't he? I was like, oh yeah. And she goes, and when I listen to the podcast, he's a fucking dick. It's different. I was like, it's not a good one. Yeah, I know. He opens up a little bit more. But it's but it but it is more it it is more It's location. You gotta be careful. Yeah, you have to be situational. Situational awareness. You have to be completely aware where you are because I can't do this kind of stuff at any other place because guess what? You'll be fired or you'll be in jail. One of the two. Yeah. Or the doghouse. Uh, kids be listening though. I heard that. I heard that too, man. I'm like, what my kids, like, where's your kids? My kids listen to it. Uh listen to this. Hey, uh, I I did this my kids only listen to about five minutes of it, and I make sure I I pick uh a certain five minutes. It's it's not talking about I I need to see how the sounds uh what you do the dry test or the car test. Want to make sure the audio is good. Put them right there, like you I sit down and I need you guys to do it. No, no, this is what we were talking about. I put it on my drive. He does the survey, he's like, all right, you're gonna hear this question here. Raise your hand if this or raise your hand. Is it not appropriate? Is this appropriate or not? Left hand, yes, right hand no. No, good. Okay, I'll keep this, I'll keep this. My daughter came out because Dad, episode nine came out. I said, When? It just came out. I'm listening to it right now. I'm like, please, please don't tell me is our goalie. I'm not gonna say anything. Mm-hmm. My daughter, Jasmine. I'll tell you. Just throw it out of the bars right there. She'll listen to it. She'll tell me, goes, Dad, I don't know what they're talking about, but oh my god. I'm like, don't listen to it because but it's funny. Like, so yeah. Now I'm curious what's her perspective towards all of us. Well, you already told us about Tony. She doesn't say nothing. She's just like, she just like there's like you guys all talk crazy when you're on there. It's a little embarrassing when you try to coach and mentor. It is. It is. Oh boy, here she heard me talk, you know. No, she she doesn't say anything. She just like, you know, you guys talk crazy in there and that's about it. But I think the kids know that you're when you're coaching, you have a different hat, you're wearing a different hat. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's it you you're there to do something completely different than here. This is for fun. And if they're listening, their their parents have to be somewhat okay with it, I guess. They're cool. They're one of us, I guess. Speaking of listening, we we're international. We are. Where have we I have not checked? Where's my new family? Iran, Iraq, Iraq. Are we out there? Our peeps in our own. Yeah. We're all Kuwait, I think. I'm in. Stand by Germany constantly. So if uh Germany's always gotta be thank you for listening to us. Yeah, put us up there in Iraq and Afghanistan. Maybe they'll lower the prices. First of all, we're sorry. We don't represent the current U.S. status, I guess. Oh, happy memorial, everybody, man. Oh, yes, memorial. Happy memorial to I'm still alive. Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. Exactly. I was gonna say I was like, I'm like, hold up. I was about to say, I'm pretty sure you have some comrades who did not come home. No, yes, yes, but it's what I was about to say. Some people are like, hey. That's Veterans Day. Yes, they get it to one of my cousins was like, hey, um, like, it's your day today. I'm like, I'm not dead, motherfucker. I'm like, what are you talking about? Yeah, Memorial Day. I'm like, I'm alive. I'm right here. What do you mean? No, my day is Veterans Day. Today's Memorial Day. The ones that the ones that died. The ones that died. The ones that didn't come back. Those are the ones that were uh passed on, right? Yeah, passed away. Any any vet that's passed on. Yeah, or over here when I went to Spring Hill, there was a house. Uh it was red, white, and blue, and that was just with a big old um eagle in the front of the house. I was thinking, oh boy. It was a red house with white trim and blue doors. Oh shit. Oh yeah, we're uh super you had a appraise it? No, I didn't have to appraise that. I just that was on my way to my inspection, and I looked to the right, I was like, oh, because you don't expect to see that. You don't expect to see a six-foot uh uh American eagle on the front lawn with the wings on. All right, man. He's uh how would you appraise that though? Uh you just ignore that because that's just personal property. Okay. Yeah, that's even the colors? Yeah, it's just personal. Yeah, you can always get rid of it. So so what about a house with like a Cardinal Bay talking because you're gonna put stuff up in your house and put like hell fucking no. Or like some delusional cowboys that just put cowboys all over the table. Oh, I would definitely just take some money off of that right there. I mean, uh there's Eagles fans and all NFL teams or fans that are. Any any uh any fan base is just jerks, yeah, I'll take it off. Who are jerks? Be more. No, I'm just saying that's a cowboy fan. I mean, there's a house right down the road that has a whole bunch of Tampa Bay stuff too. I honestly you just look at that, you don't even look at that. No. As a matter of fact, I have to uh usually I have to edit that out anyway for with um because you don't wanna because you don't know who's on the other side, who the reader is, so you have to edit all that stuff out anyway. Let's say there was a crime. He wants to know if anybody died in it. No, no, no, no, no. I do like someone who died in it. Do you have to consider there's a past crime? No, because it's uh it's not something I usually uh crime scene. Not even a death no because it's not something that you nor you readily come across because it's it's not part of my my research. Uh my typical research is researching the facts about the house. Yeah. Uh as far as square footage. Yeah, that's what I'm looking at. I don't you know the other stuff is peripheral. I don't it doesn't really impact what I'm doing. Uh your color, what you know, your color selection. I mean you could have a bad taste in colors. That's just that's you, but you know, are you looking at Louie? No, but paint color you're looking at a house or something like that. You kind of like rolled your eyes and looked all around here. Uh but roll but you go you go through all this stuff and you're like, okay, how much is um how much is paint? Oh that can be corrected. If you take those the those stickers or those banners off, you just like okay, yeah, you gotta see through what's there to see what it is. And it it can be a little tricky sometimes because somet I've had to appraise hoarders' houses, those are hard. Those are really hard because you can't see what's going on. Um and usually the outside of the house looks great. It's when you get inside you can't they have those little classic little aisles everywhere, you can't go you can't go anywhere. I mean the floors are usually destroyed, the everything is just like it's just a mess. What's the weirdest thing you ever encountered? Um a two-story roundhouse. That one was pretty uh gnarly because I had to figure out how to measure that. The circumference. Yeah, but you have to you have to figure out where the middle is. So that was like, okay, that's that's that that's a weird one right there. When you just use a laser? We don't have we didn't have lasers that's gonna be able to measure that. That's how long you've been doing it, huh? No, no, I'm just I'm just you're you're talking about finding the middle of the circle. Carlos just looking at you with the big ass smile. But that's big You said laser. I know, I think you did the laser. But the lasers weren't that accurate back then. So now so back then, okay. So you've been doing it for a while. Yeah, I've been doing it for 13 years. So those lasers weren't and now you uh decades. But now you have to have uh one of the reasons they wanted us to go to iPhones is because it has a lidar, so you can take the exterior measurements of the of the building just by using the lidar on there, and it'll it it'll transfer the area it'll give you the uh the exterior the envelope of the house and then you get the interior. Yeah, but that's that's why they want us to do it. But it's not it's not fun sometimes. Sometimes you go into these houses and you think, oh man, what am I getting myself into? Uh the other one was like a five custom made five wide mobile home. Damn, damn it. It was like 3,500 square feet on 10 acres. Is that technically a module home? No, it was it was made by Palm Harbor. It was custom made. Damn, dude. A massive mobile home. Yeah, and I say three together, right? Like no, five, you said five square footage? 3,500 square feet. I say three of them. No, because but there was five, it was two double wide and a single wide, but they all in the configuration they made it, it's a quintuple-wide mobile home. I had to go into a different county to be able to find anything, and it was also frontage to I-75. So we ran on um Bulfar Creek. So I had to so it's like I-75 right there. It was uh that was hard because that was just not fun. What did it come out of? Oh, I think it ended up somewhere like in the 800s. Because of the land, mostly because of the value of the land. Mine's 22, I think. 22 or 23,000 square feet. We got the biggest one we could get. You always get the biggest one. We walked right into that one. Twenty-two. You you can you can actually uh go a little bit more. A little bit more deep. There's a way. You can add an extra room if you needed to. Oh, yeah. Okay. How many inches is that? It's one, two, three, four, five. Five bedrooms. Okay, it's a good one. You can turn it into six. You can turn it into six, yeah. Nice. That's good. Yeah. I don't my only regret is not putting a door on this end. We have to go this way. So if you go in through here, you go through Louie's room. If you go through the back room, you go through the kitchen. Oh, you guys have been in there, right? Yeah, the front. Yeah, through the front, you go directly into the living room. But I wish I had another door that goes straight into the hallway so we can access that restroom there. Otherwise, you have to go through the rooms. Oh, yeah, the Florida room is a restroom. Oh, yeah, got through. Yeah. Papa Squad right there, man. You're good. I can get Jose. Feed him something. I'm better now. How you feeling, Concidor? Much better? Yeah. I'm not there, but I'm almost just give me a couple more months and I'll be back too. I guess we have to wait until he gets better so we can go to the range again. No, no. You say you're ready to go, right? Yeah, I'm ready to go to the range. Whenever. I'm ready to go, man. Shoot some more. I'm good. Let's go. Uh you look at the calendar. Calendar. Pull the calendar out. Yeah, let's not let everybody time everybody know when we're going, though. And like we got our shit little feds. 17 on Facebook, bro. 17. Yeah, you never know. Some will show up. Probably shoot us. Some of the parents want to go. Oh no, no. They're gonna come after. Yeah, yeah. That's actually both of you. No, why us? There you go again, you know, putting their bad juju over here, Mr. Badges. No one said nothing about Jesus. Oh, that's his name, Mr. Jesus. You better recognize our face. Yeah, I know. Nice. I'll think it. No, yeah. Um like two of the parents that they wanted to go from the U10. Yeah. Uh I'm allowed to say his name. I said two parents, that's good enough. Two parents. They want to go, so oh one. I want to bring a parent, man, to get their perspective. As a right one. As of right now. Well, maybe someone who isn't involved in this would be good. Yeah. Yeah, that's what he's trying to do. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Like there's a parent, uh new parent. Two of them. Two of them wanted to. Yeah, but we'll just bring one at a time, though. One at a time, yeah. Do we have to be on our best behavior? No. I don't think so. No, you're good. Okay. Be yourself. For sure, one of them. The other one, I think, yeah, we're cool. We're cool. We spoke to him at the pool that one day. And they they they're cool. And they they apparently listened. So I thought shout out to them. Either thank you or we're sorry. We don't know which one is it. Probably sorry. Sorry. Sorry, I must hurt your feelings. It's all for entertainment purposes. Anything we say is just take it with a grain of salt. It's all for the views, like they said in kick or whatever. For the likes. For the lights. It's for the cloud. So don't worry about it. Wait a minute, wait a minute. What did you just say? For the cloud. No, no, no. I don't care about that. But before that. Entertainment purposes? No, after that. Cloud? No, you said something about kick. Yeah, there's the name. It's uh it's a streaming app. It's called Kick. And when all the purbers hang out? Huh? Yeah. No. But it's streaming. It's streaming. That's the main like kick. That's where like I have no clue what you guys are talking about. It's like uh they do YouTube pero live streaming. It's kind of like that, but more live. Yeah, straight. Real, real like straight up like real time. Yeah, real time. The only reason I know about that is uh I still keep up with a lot of the uh you use kick? No. No. So then how do you know about it? Because I keep up with criminal. And all the stuff on there is uh that's where all the uh home now all the child uh predators hang out. Speaking of dude, I I follow the the sheriff department the Hillsborough County Sheriff Department and God it seems like every other week we have one over here and every week we got three or four little kids? Oh, the the ones that got arrested? Oh no, single week, like three or four, three or four. Yeah. I'm not sure they're doing better of catching these perds or that's a good thing that they're catching. Yeah, but yeah, that's it. But it's the same thing with like cancer and all these things. Is it do we do a better job uh at finding it, or are there more cases? There's no way of going of knowing because you just you have no data to support what your conclusion to me it's like if they catch them good. Of course, yeah. By all means. The other thing with that um stuff like sucks is seeing all those fucking teenagers getting fucking getting involved in all that stupid shit, getting arrested. Yeah, that was sad. That was here, Ruskin. I think Tony, you shared that one. I did. Oh, it wasn't me. Okay, yeah. No one's stealing the clerks. Yeah, I couldn't show it to my wife. It's just like these were all students of mine. They're like, oh hell no. Yeah, dang. But the funny, I mean, it sucks, but I I I was laughing when I watched the video with the camera. I was like, come on, kids. The girl jumped, jumped out, jumped up, fell in her. Nobody helped her out. Nobody helped her out. The other boys just ran away. It's like, yo, dude, you know that this is all information available that you can't go run in the fucking woods. They're gonna catch you. Everything you're gonna get caught regardless. Like, like once you see the helicopter up in the air, it's like you think they're just using their damn eyes like, oh, they can't see me. Like, come on, man. Like, helicopter don't catch it. Hey, uh, have you been able to kind of glean this information from what's going on out there? Whenever there's uh uh a black or brown kid, they put the name out. But if it's a Caucasian kid, they don't always put the name out, or almost never. I I wouldn't I mean I think it's more towards let's just say if a Caucasian person got arrested, their parents will show up right away with a lawyer and be like, hey, don't put our shit up. And the the obviously the police force has to do with, you know, you know, they have lawyers. When it comes to us, nobody shows up, the cops are like, fuck it, put their shit up. But what I'm saying is, don't they all have a thing where you say, Oh, because we're protect the uh identity, yeah. They have rights, but I think once you commit a crime, which you can not just commit a crime, is that um that they're more like let's just say more lenient the the Caucasian people or parents will talk to their kids about shit, like, hey, if you get arrested, don't say anything. Don't don't provide no information, wait till we get there with the lawyer or whatever gets to be able to do it. It's a different perspective, but I've always I've I've been giv that's been running through my mind because it happens more frequently than not. I mean they're 13, 14 years old, and yeah, before you know it, that was like, oh, you know, they're they're minors, we're gonna you know, we're gonna keep protect their uh identity. But it's been lately where they seem to put it out more often and that and I I hadn't thought about the parents advocating for the kids, but it is something that has crossed my mind. Yeah, and then also with shit like that, um like you said, they'll snitch on each other, man. If you have a group of four kids, I'm pretty sure one of those kids snitched on the rest of them. Oh yeah. Yeah. And if I was a girl, I would have snitched on them after they left me just fucking calling out the stuff. Just out of out of curiosity, um their parents? That's exactly what I what I said. But I've been I've been around long enough to see that you can get some really shitty kids from really good parents. No, yeah, yeah. But that's more like a fucking outlier. Or are they But bad kids are always gonna find other bad kids, just like kids are always gonna find good kids. Uh I knew that my kids, if whether no matter what school they're gonna go to, they were gonna be fine. I knew that. Uh-huh. Are you talking bad about as the yeah, yeah, the parents? No, no, no. Mexican Americans or Mexicans? Which one? No, no, I'm not sure. Or Hispanic or Latinos? Nothing at all. Mexican Americans, Caucasians? No, it's just you just all I'm all I'm grouping them in is to kids who get into trouble and those who don't. Kids who kids get into trouble tend to get into trouble because they hang out with that group of kids. Exactly. But that's why you sit there and tell you, like I tell my kids, show me a picture of your friends and I'll show you your future. And pretty much that's how it looks. That's how I see it. Yeah, I mean, because you're you're gonna sit there and tell me you're coming from a good family, and then you start hanging around with the wrong people. That's well, because guess what? That's the wrong people showing you the wrong things after we showed you what's right. So show me your friends, and I will sit there and show you your future. You stay with them, you're gonna you're gonna be in jail. Well, at the end of the day, it's the kids' responsibility or half of my friends are are dead or they're in jail. So they were my friends, so I didn't I choose not to go that path. The yeah, the it's ultimately it's your decision. But my dad went to prison. My brother went to prison. My younger brother, he's dead. He went to prison. I choose not to follow that path. So maybe I'm an outlier. I don't know. Well, no, because you should be an outlier. Yeah, I was thinking that you seem like you're the outlier. Don't worry. In a good way. In a good way, in a good way. Hey, and you're from the same thing too. Yeah, you know. OG recognizing OG, baby. Yeah. No, but it to me that OG was an old guy. It goes to me this that one. Ancient guy over there. It comes down to one is did you have a hobby? Something you were really passionate about, you Tony, specifically stealing cars. Nah, just playing basketball. Basketball, okay. There it is. That's the key. Say boxing, Tony. That right there, man. Come on, Tony. Tony la Tony's mind lost the love of boxing after that woman beat his ass. Mine was drum music. I I will not go out with my friends so that I can have time to play. I used to over here at Bethune Park, we used to play the at least keep the lights on all the time and 24 hours, and that's what I did. I would go there and play basketball. It just kept me out of trouble. Yeah, sports is a big thing that keeps a lot of these kids out of the world. I think it could be drama, it could be anything, just as long as it's a passion that you cannot wait to do it. Yeah, but look, this is the thing with uh writing music. I talk to you about more like our culture. Um we bully those other kids that do shit. We call them nerds, we call them faggots, we call them gay. Oh, you're an artist, you're fucking gay. Or you're you're a musician, you're fucking faggot. Shit like that. Even though they're learning how to play like classical music and stuff like that, we tend to bully them. I didn't realize how much of an art it is and how how much it connects with mathematics until I started researching it and realizing, hey, my kids are really artsy and they're really good in math, which is an unusual correlation. And then I started reach researching it even further, and I was like, oh, there's a direct connection here. Play music, starting the arts. Isn't that the the brain? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause it's the same spot. You have to learn patterns, you have to learn timing cadence, you have to learn how to read things differently. So yeah, it it's involves every part of your brain, so definitely it it helps you a lot. Yeah. Yeah. So sports is like the main thing in our culture. You're gonna tell me music and all this other shit, yeah, but you still bully people music. Well, it depends on what music, you know. That's what I said, more towards like school music. Oh, school music, no. It's like they would just be like, oh, you're a fucking band boy. You should know, right? You're a band boy. I'm a freaking drummer and I didn't make the freaking they never I was never allowed to trauma use uh use uh uh what color is this loo and you can join the band. You can't read the notes. It's every color. Hey, I was never allowed to join band. Stupid man. Freaking music teacher, never put in there. But they but counselor never put me in there. Uh you know well, you know, well back in when we were going, things were a little bit different. Yeah. Let's just leave it at that. That was the only did they put you in a trade school? They tried to stick with a trade class? Yep, for me, yeah, all the time. Yeah, I was actually put in uh um AutoCAD. And I was and I was put in uh wood shop. I did wood shop as well. Oh, it's like why the heck am I doing here? As a matter of fact, you have something in common. It you know what? There's a there's a you know uh one of your coaches, um, they came in in my yearbook for my it's for the senior, they didn't have a picture of me. So they came and asked me, hey, we're looking for they're looking for me. I was like, and I looked at him, I was like, he's right over there. So they got a picture of another guy. Say what they said it was that shady shit right there. That's that shady shit right there, Mr. Filipino man. He's throwing himself under the bus right there. He's like, I don't want to get my name because or else I'm gonna get Ice to come and get my name. See that shit. So if I spoke up here. How much am I supposed to edit this up? The whole thing. I you know what? Part of it is like, but it's just the kind of things that you're like, wow, well, I can have a little, I can either tell him who I am or I can just have a little fun with it. And just a little bit fun. Keep his identity a secret. So my yearbook is there, right? And like, it's not me. No, I mean nobody knows who Tony is. We don't even know who this motherfucker is Tony. He didn't graduate. Hey, you know what? I may not have graduated from high school, but I definitely graduated from college. They're catching out to me. I gotta get out of here. No, but uh, yeah, that that seems to be the thing with a lot of these kids nowadays. They they they don't find something to do and then they get stuck in the wrong crowd, and you always say it. It's either here, plant city. Here, plant city, here, plant city. I'm pretty sure on the other side of Manatee County, it's probably like Palmetto, Palmetto, uh, Bradington, Palmetto, Bradington, Palmetto, Brady. I mean, there's so many things into play here, but yeah, I I agree. It starts at home first before we because the school system is not supposed to babysit or raise your children. That's that's from the get-go. Uh number two is just resources. I mean, if what the hell the love of music good if you can't afford any instrument. Drums are not cheap. Hell no. You know, these cars are not cheap. Even my daughter wants to set her drums. I thought they were expensive right now. You know, I I was um thinking about this. When did when did this change for schools? Because it to me it feels a lot now like they're teaching to a test. I don't like the fact that everyone is every the schools are so uh starved for money that they have to resort to doing things that took away the ability for teachers to actually teach. You know, you get evaluated and you get money based on your evaluation, and and then you get deemed either a good school or a bad school. And if you're a bad school, you get less money. Less money. How is that supposed to help you? I don't understand. I don't understand how a bunch of people uh in Tallahassee who have never taught have that much power over people who have been teaching for all these years. I get it. There's some bad teachers. I understand that there's a whole bunch of shitty politicians up in Tallahassee in Washington, but there's no there. But there's more shitty talent, uh more shitty politicians than there are bad teachers. Yes. And I'm tired of this always being the same thing where everyone's fighting for a fucking dollar here. God damn it, man. These kids, like, I remember going to school and these teachers, like, man, they made it fun. My kids hate going to school sometimes because it's not fun. You're just like, oh, we're just learning how to take this test again. Well, what was a you know, what's that engagement? What's that thing that you really love to do? That that kid just want to go in there and they I really want to go in here because this guy's gonna teach me something different, and I'm gonna be able to see things differently and be able to connect things that seemingly don't make any sense, but they will because I'm being taught to think critically for myself. Too often they're just being taught, no, this is the answer, this is how you do the answer, and that's it. And there's no way you can draw conclusions or anything else because you're not given those opportunities to to develop those skills because everyone's too busy trying to chase a damn dollar. Sydney's going through that. That's exactly what you're describing right now. It just sucks. It really sucks, man. Does she pay out of pocket? She does a lot, man. That's a lot, and and they're having a hard time retaining teachers. Why would you stay in a job that pays that pays your crap and you're treated like garbage? You got long hours, you pay a lot out of pocket, then and you're not appreciated. Why would anybody want to do that? Isn't Manatee laying off a bunch of teachers? Everyone's laying off teachers. Everyone is. Now, do you think it's more heading towards more of the private school sector? Then is that the I you know see a lot more of that. And those private schools don't necessarily have to have certified teachers. Just remember that they don't have to have certified teachers. Really? Nope. Yeah, they don't. So what would be the benefit though? Benefit or it's cost less cost less for the accounting? They're they're they're not required the same thing as a public school. And they could kick you out whenever they deem necessary. So if you're problematic, we can get rid of you and you have to go to another school. And guess what? You'll go to a public school and they have to take you. Yeah, which and so you just add more bad apples to where bad apples are. And who gets affected more more low-income families? Exactly. Sucks. It sucks. So I I've just those are the types of things that run through my mind from uh from time to time, and this is the opportunity I get to say them. But it goes back to like again, um money. Money, yeah, but uh us the people make the selection of these people going to you know going out there. How? How because I guess I I didn't understand. Because we're the ones that vote these motherfuckers in. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Start from the top, yeah. That's why I didn't vote. That's you're part of the problem. Part of the issue. Fuck now. You are part of the problem. Oh, hell no. Just let them believe that. Just let them believe it. Just don't complain. What's the next one? The what? What's the next vote? The the primaries. I mean, not the primaries. November. It's coming up. Midterm is November. I wouldn't have to be able to do it. We should all make a mic up and make a show for you. Uh dude, does anybody know who's running? No. For what? For for any local office or whatever. I don't I'll tell you right now. I don't know who I don't think. Do you know who our local congressman is? I don't do a few. I think uh I think mine is Burn Buchanan. Burn Buchanan, yes. Oh, Buchanan? He's gonna get primary by I got a friend that works for Buchanan. Yeah. Okay. He never shows up here. I've never seen him here. I sent them emails, he never responded. I hope they're listening somehow. You sent them emails? I get uh you won't get a response. I will get him only because of where I live. That sucks, man. You you you know what I complained about? I complained about a crossway from the north side of 674 over to the south side. Because a lot of kids walk through there to get to school, the park. Oh, for the school. Yeah. Yeah. This I falls on deaf ears. He comes to Sun City. Yeah, because there's money there. It's got a lot of constituency. So what's going on with the I I forgot his name. His uh he's gonna get primary. He's no no, but the boy's running, isn't it? The what? Your boy, TJ? Hold on. No, fuck him. Um my sentiment is exactly exactly, yeah. Um no, the the cross there's no one there or something. There's I think the crossing guard, but no, no, we we need a safe safe path to cross from 694 north side to the south side. He's thinking about like an overpass or like a like I have him um in Pinellas where they have like a walkway over it. Miami and all that. Or at least a traffic light where we can't we don't have to go all the way to West Lake to cross over, then all the way back this way. So somewhere like at 7th Street or at uh Maggie. But you want to put another light there? A light, anything. They're not gonna put they won't put a light there. That light over here. But let's say there's some kids over here at Bethune Park wanting to go to the park. Are they gonna come all the way this way just to safely cross? Oh, you're talking about over here. I thought you were talking about the city. No, no, no, no, yeah, because the big school's there and the lagoons are there now. No, they made it safe now. No, but they won't do it. No, that's but I've been trying to lobbying that for years and it's because it's too poor of an area. That's not gonna happen. At least the traffic light. At least. Where would you want it at? To me, uh probably your best bet to try to try to keep it right in the middle. I would say maybe 7th Street. That's where Dollar General's at? Yep. Yeah, that's probably a sweet spot for everybody. Talk to seven uh Dollar General, they might help you out. Yeah, we'll sell you one. It's like they don't ever go as emblighted neighborhoods, right? Didn't they get sued for not contributing proper taxes to these low income? I don't know, but I just know that I always know that whenever you see a the more dollar generals you are, that's usually the worst the worse the neighborhood is. Yep. It's worse when you don't even have one. Hard yellow that we don't have one. Oh yeah, you got the food deserts out there, that's pretty bad. You have a mom and pop store that charges at the general store that used to used to live, you know, used to owe more money than you actually made. Yeah, yeah. The little corner store. I don't know, but it this the stuff it would get expensive. But when I would go, I just I mean now, not back then, I didn't have no money back then. Back then it was the I still don't. I still don't have any money either. Now I'm like, whatever, man. Just pay it. Hey, you gotta pay. They're gonna charge you for the two parts. Just no, no, I'm not putting one dollar bills. Think then, Carolina. No, just cool, that's fine. Go. Hey, just if it smells like ass, don't worry. Don't worry where it came from. But yeah. But I I double dairy, all of you, email Vern Buchanan, see if we can get a crossway. Anybody gets a response, let me know. His buddy was fucking to them. I I met Kathy Castor. Shout out to her. I met her here in Weimama, actually. She makes it a point to be out here. She more than others. Yeah. So it was really neat to meet when they have the meetings at the Civic Center, or isn't that? They never show up. I I've been there because the Weimama CDC held a couple of them and he never shows up. Oh, he doesn't show up. So never. I've never met him before. That individual is the representative of Bern B. Cannon, yeah. For the Congressman, for this district. This district. Who's he running? Anyway, Republican or Democrat? Republican. Okay. Yeah. And who's running against him? Another Republican. He's from uh Manatee County. If you go on, if you're traveling north on Central. Manatee County guys coming over here? Well, that's the whole area. The whole district. Yeah, it's cut up in a way that it doesn't make us think of it. It just stops at it's between two different counties, I guess. I'm sure. Well, because it's a district, not a county. The way it's formed. In multiple counties in the middle of the room. Yeah, they'll uh they'll gerrymander that. Everything was gerrymandered to include this right here and kind of minimize the vote of here. Yeah, it'll override ours, yeah. Big time. So, well, that's why you gotta get more legals to vote. Yeah. I'm gonna edit that out. No, I mean he's at legal. He's probably this is why I don't show up. He didn't say illegals, he said legos. We'll make them legal. You gotta get those people out there. No, I'm saying we gotta vote. We have to go out there, man. We have to. I guess once it gets closer, once it gets closer to the uh So a Republican is going against a Republican, is that what you're saying? He's gonna get a primary, yeah. And then he'll run against the Democrats and he'll win. Whoever that Republican is, he'll win. He's gonna win, yeah. Because it's it's so it's so gerrymandered that it it virtually no opp there's no opportunity for anybody else to come in. Closest Democrat will have Cathy, I think. Cathy, she's in Tampa, but Tampa's majority blue. Well, any big city is always gonna be Democrat. It's very rare that you have a big city that's a Republican city. Yeah, because people in big cities they get to know each other, so they realize that Jose and Ming Long and all the other that's just they're just people, they're they're friends, they're their neighbors. They're not the enemy out there trying to hide, trying to take your jobs. Are you registered? Who me? Yeah, yeah. I always vote for the winning team. Yeah. Except for that time. You're good to go. Yes, sir. I am now. Don't expect Josh. Yep. All right. We all have to go, man. Hey, I know that this is we're in we're in uh what's this, uh graduation season? Mm-hmm. So and my words to all of these kids is uh it's gonna be really easy to to be cruel to people and uh f find people who you can pick on. Don't do it. Just find the right, you know Be kind. It's a little bit harder to do that than it's uh and a little less popular. But uh be kind. Surround yourself with the right people. And more importantly, when you are gonna get married, make sure you really, really pay attention to everything about that person because ninety percent of your happiness or your misery can be can come from that one decision. And I can, it it will. So just take care of yourselves because if you don't, we I certainly don't want to be paying taxes to to house you in the federal prison. And then tell them about the double income. Of course. Especially for you gentlemen. You have to remember that you cannot live in this country with a single income. So you absolutely absolutely have to know and make sure that your wife has two jobs at all times. Well, but yeah, you're right. Um for those new kids just graduating, welcome to the new I mean, yeah, because it's basically this is the new world like the old world where everything's double the price. Uh reality's about to hit you in the face. I know my kids, I already told them, like, yo, y'all better start either going to school like my son, hey, you took your little break because whatever, but back in August, back to school, or else guess what? You're gonna start paying insurance and you know, a cell phone book. My daughter told her the same shit. Like, yo, you go straight to school or get your ass a job. My niece uh graduated. Uh my younger brother's daughter. Yeah, I was on a graduation yesterday. Passed away, but had to be there at eight o'clock in the morning. Well, we're there. I was there Saturday, eight in the morning. Man, that's rough. Yeah. You can't just show up, right? You need a next ticket. Yeah. It's not like the old man. They don't fucking let you bring shit in it no more. No. I think it's because you can't leave. You can't fucking bring in goddamn balloons. Nope. I had balloons. Because they ruined it. They told me, like, hey, you gotta put your balloon there. I was like, all right, fuck her, I put my balloon right there. I come back. Your balloons are gone. My fucking balloons are gone. I'm like, come on, man. It's a graduation night. Some motherfucker here took my fucking daughter's balloons. Like, you guys are fucking dickheads. Damn, that sucks. I was like, these fucking assholes now. Oh, your daughter graduate? Yeah. Oh, congratulations. So I was like, come on, man. It's like Which high school? Uh Sumner. Sumner, yeah. Oh, damn, awesome, man. Awesome. So I was like, this motherfucker. And then again, it's like, I should have probably said something to the security officer. Like, yo, what the fuck? You told me to leave my shit here. And and then also, I guess other people were like, they had little posters with faces and stuff like that. You can't bring those shits together. Yeah, because you know how they had the little posters and their face section. And they were they had a sec they had the police officer or security guard going around taking it away from people and shit. Like, come on, man. Where was it? The state uh fairgrounds? Yeah, it's just like ridiculous, dude. They were still asking for tickets as well? Yeah, they asked for tickets. They asked for tickets. They scanned them. But I think it's just like man. Before it was just show up. Right. Yeah, let's go first. I think it's just stupid as fucking. I and I this is just more than anything else, just for information. But uh I came across, I had to go and help my wife because a bunch of kids didn't know how to tie ties, which just seems to be like an all uh lost art. It's it's a lot of kids. You don't know how to tie your ties? Nope. I'm a rocker dude, I don't wear ties. Uh bullshit. Oh, has the board got a word ties now? Yeah. For the meeting? Yeah. Red ones. I'll pass. I don't really want to be on the board. So he so he is gonna be confirmed here soon. No. Is that correct? Is that what I heard? Uh I can't uh confirm or deny. Let's go ahead and confirm or not. Trading secrets is live on the show. No, no, we can't. Baghdad, Iraq, and everybody know. We are definitely denying we can't give uh trade secrets there. But yeah, man. I I hope these kids the best class of what 2020. 2026. 2026. So what are we doing October 8th? Oh yeah. We're gonna watch the game or what? Predictions, predictions. Bucks, man. Okay, you got bucks? Bucks. Cowboys. Cowboys? No, I'm gonna go with the Bucks. Bucks? Carlos? Cowboys. Cowboys. Alright, so two, two to three. We'll see who wins. A loser buys lunch. And not fucking Jersey. Not fucking Jersey Mike either. Fuck that. Fuck that shit. So what are we doing here? What? We'll watch it right here. We'll set up everything here. Fuck, let's go. Let's do it. I'll have the grill going earlier that day. No, motherfucking. No, go. The last time I seen your phone, to Texas? Yeah. Where do you want to go? Hold on. That's a that's a Thursday night game, though, right? Yeah. Look, look up excuses why not to go. Pay for my ticket. I'll go. If I pay for your ticket, you'll go. I'll go. I'm there. Let's go. Is it here? No, it's in uh Texas. Dallas. Oh shit. I can only afford to pay one ticket, guys. Me? Who's gonna send me? If he paid your ticket, you gotta give up the Nargas. Who's gonna? Who's buying his ticket? Hey, where do you think he's going? He's going to Dallas. In Dallas. Oh boy. Tony, you going? I don't know, but I'll go hang out with my brother. You retired already, so you should be good by then. I I know, but I can go hang out with my brother. I'll be recovering from surgery, so I'll have plenty of time. Yeah. No? Okay. Josh? I don't think I'll be able to go. I've never looked into it. Okay, so maybe. It's like five months from now, man. Request a time off. Ahead of time. Plenty of time, dude. Yeah. Just say yes. Oh, you know what? I might tell my wife, hey, instead of the tattoos, give me the plane ticket. What's the tattoo supposed to say? Her wife. I already got her name over. Okay. So was the other wife? Yeah, well you might be. No, uh, yeah, I shouldn't. You'll be single by that time, so you don't have to ask for permission. No, I should uh I should be able to go. Uh well, if Louis didn't give the nalgas, then who come here? If Louis don't give the nalgas, we'll we'll come here. Oh no. When you say come here, what does that mean? Well come here, dude. We'll come here. Yeah, that does sound nasty. Well, you don't want to come over there. We're gonna have to come here. Well, Louie didn't give the nalgas. All right, we're probably gonna put it that up. It just that could stay internal because we're gonna put that out. Um so Dallas wins by two touchdowns. I don't think so. I think it's uh no matter what happens, I think it's gonna be a close game. Baker has a huge game, pulls it off. Oh, he pulls it off, all right. 28 to 20 bucks. By one? One touchdown? No, he said 28 to 20, 8. Mine's 27, 24. Bucks? Yeah. 27, 24? So less under? Yeah, I'm going three points. I mean, I'd say the opposite. Mine's been the opposite also. By three? Mm-hmm. By three points? Plus three? Minus three over there. Well, I guess I'm the only uh um realistic person saying here they're gonna win by two touchdowns, I guess. Yeah, I don't know about that. I don't know. Come on, man. And you guys call me delusional. This guy like fucking over there, you're like Louis now. We're gonna win the Super Bowl. Oh, here comes out. All star team is fucking now. Yeah, two fourteen. We're gonna win by 14. That's how confident I am about this team. Whatever, delusional. Anyways, any final thoughts? JJ. No, no. Once again, congratulations, 2026. You got a whole life in front of you. Do what you gotta do, but don't play stupid. Tony. Uh you're gonna fail. Make sure that you fail forward so that way you learn from your lessons. Carlos. No, I just want to thank everyone to that's listening to us everywhere around the world. Um, Iraq, what was the other one? Belarus, Belarus, Spain, Spain, I just Germany, keep on coming in strong. Thank you. Especially your service members. Gracias, Jose. I just want to thank the world for everything they done for me so far. No, I just fucking um we'll lose on that one. Like, where's he going with the top? He's just about to thank himself for being so fucking awesome. No, I just want to say, uh, hey, kids out there, just be smart. Um, there's no reset button now. There's no more like, hey, I fail, I could always redo this again. So um be smart with your choices because now you kids are no longer kids, you're adults. If you did have to think about it, if I should do it, then most likely you shouldn't do it. Wrap it up. Um safe sex. Yep. Have safe sex. We don't want no more kids just with just walking around there, you know, with one parent. Pretty much everything has consequences. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't try to figure everything out. Let give some time some time. He's still trying to figure shit out. Hey, I'm I'm 45 and I still haven't figured it out. I got one foot in the grave and the other in a banana peel. I'm still trying to figure it out. And uh um remember everything that hurts, that physically hurts you, mentally, everything, and uh don't repeat the same vicious cycle. Stop it. You're in charge now. Your responsibility, prioritize mental health. Good luck. Self-medicate. Amen. Yes, run self-medicate, run, chalk, chalk, best medicine ever. See ya. Peace and channel, guys.