Episode 18: Tweaker Safari

Today we dive into the #life  and #experiences  of the man who created the genera of Outside Person #documentaries  with The Original Tweaker Safari. Found and operated only on, #tiktok . Based out of Spanaway, Wa,  he brings us #real life view of how people in unfortunate situations in life are forced to live.  We want to bring #awareness to the #homeless and hope to bring them help in any way.  Thank you for watching,  @CrackinEggsPodcast  

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Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

In the vast ecosystem of podcasts where many guests speak of safe and predictable topics, a far more unusual specimen is about to appear. The creator of Tweaker Safari, a quiet field observer of the urban wilderness, has been carefully transported from his natural environment into the controlled conditions of the Kraken Egg podcast. Normally, he is seen at a distance, drone in the sky, documenting the curious behaviors and patterns of life across the concrete savanna. But today, the observer becomes the one being observed. As the footage begins to roll, note the archival field recordings, aerial scans, rare sightings, and the unmistakable signs of a man who willingly investigates places most would simply walk past. Fascinating. For this time, he does not narrate from afar, he sits calmly in studio explaining his research like it is completely normal. Welcome to the Kraken Eggs podcast.

SPEAKER_06 1:03

How's it going, everybody? We're back and we're on the Kraken Eggs Podcast here again today. We're joined by a new friend and someone uh pretty cool, man, Tweaker Safari, man, dude. How's it going?

SPEAKER_07 1:15

It's going good. It's going good.

SPEAKER_06 1:17

And so we're here today, man. And uh we got a special episode today. Today we get a I want to give a quick shout out to some people who supported us to get us uh some new digs and new things for our for our room, bro. We got the UI brand here. We got the super cool UI brand site, some of the best products, cannabis products you can find uh find out there, trust me. And they're collaborated with uh zips and the best cannabis products you can find out there, and you can find everything you want from riffs, it's a smoke shop, bro. It's a head shop, bro. It's got what you need glass, they got vape, they got fucking, they got they got drinks, bro. You can get some hats, they got these dope ass zips shirts because they're co- with this, it's right next to the zipp. Some of the best stuff you can find out there. Check this out, bro. My dudes are my dudes already in it. That's what we're talking about, man. So thank you guys, appreciate you.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

Sixty dollars is a half. Is that what you said?

SPEAKER_06 2:14

Yeah, for half of them beef.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

And it's called Late Bloomers, ladies and gentlemen. Late late bloomer, which accurately describes most potheads, so we're good.

SPEAKER_06 2:27

And that's your race. He's back in the he's back in here, back in the back in the world. We got y'all cracking eggs. Hell yeah. We got to do some good ass sound finally. I know, right? Yeah, dude. And we have Billy, this DJ Billy back in the building. So how's it going, man?

SPEAKER_07 2:43

It's going good. It's going good. I I'm happy to be here.

SPEAKER_06 2:46

Appreciate you, man. It's pretty cool uh how we we're trying to we're reaching out and meeting some people out there that are actually doing some cool content and making people laugh, man. That you're everything when I first saw your content, dude, I thought it was some of the funniest shit I ever seen. Cause I have that dark kind of humor. It's not really dark humor, it's more like real life observations of just people in some really poor situations. And you know, it's a good way to bring it to light, man. Maybe people will see how these people are getting treated or or are having to live in their own ways, and we get to make fun of it.

SPEAKER_07 3:24

I guess so, yes. It is it is shining a light on it, yes. Um it's mostly overlooked in society, but yes, it's we're shining a light on it.

SPEAKER_06 3:34

Yeah, for sure. No, we don't make fun of it. We're just having fun with it, man.

SPEAKER_01 3:37

And uh Well, is that is is that the intention behind the content?

SPEAKER_07 3:42

First it wasn't. At first it was just me just ripping on them, but then it it just turned into that where it's uh shining the light on these people. Uh a lot of my videos, like the especially the newer ones, is uh I like to point out stuff that like where people just wander past things that are really bad, like they're non-existing. Uh so it was originally just to make fun, but now it isn't. Now it's a development. I still I still make fun of them, but you know.

SPEAKER_06 4:12

Yeah. Well, it's gotta you gotta have you gotta point out the humor in it, man. That's just what we're doing, man.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

Well the wackiness of it, right?

SPEAKER_07 4:18

There's there's a certain wackiness to that kind of a weird lifestyle that no one really knows either, uh, and no one pays attention to it, you know. It's it's widely overlooked. So uh a lot of people are scared of them. You know, they're just people. There's people, you know.

SPEAKER_01 4:35

Yeah, yeah, they yeah. And um they do operate a different set of rules socially. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 4:43

Do you think they have a hierarchy?

SPEAKER_01 4:44

For sure they do.

SPEAKER_00 4:45

Yes, they do, yeah. Yeah, I would yeah.

SPEAKER_07 4:48

This is the guy with the biggest load in his in his not in his pants, but like in his in his uh I think the higher thing is like everything else, whoever has the most money wins. Right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 5:03

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_07 5:04

That would be considered the alpha.

SPEAKER_06 5:07

Oh.

SPEAKER_07 5:14

Whoever has the most tarps.

SPEAKER_01 5:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 5:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

The tarp king. I mean, I guess I guess it's like uh uh almost a meritocracy in a sense, because right, because it's like whoever has the most drugs that day is the is the whoever's not allowing you to get dope sick, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_07 5:38

That's that'd be a best friend.

SPEAKER_06 5:39

Yeah, yeah, for the for the day. They gotta like like this guy's got Narcan, this guy's got the Sebastian, this guy's got you know what I mean, like you know where to go. They have their own medical people. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 5:51

I I really think they I I don't think they do. I don't think they have their own medical people.

SPEAKER_03 5:56

Well they're just forms of medical people.

SPEAKER_07 5:57

I I don't think they have people looking over each other. Like I think when someone just collapses, I think everyone just runs. You know what I mean? Yeah. Just save it for somebody else. Uh dude, they don't care about each other, let's be real. But like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

Yeah, there's no way that there's they don't even probably care about themselves. I mean, in a real thing.

SPEAKER_06 6:16

Yeah, man. They it's it the hierarchy, the medical units and all that shit, they have their own, like, was it holistic medicine? Because they do urban forage.

SPEAKER_07 6:26

Wait, you think you think tweakers have holistic medicine?

SPEAKER_06 6:30

It's it's it's like that. It's probably their own source of holistic medicine, right? Like their own, they know how to heal. They probably like they know how to heal what? They literally lick their wounds, dude.

SPEAKER_07 6:45

I see them and they're like legless and a lot of them have scabs all over their body. I don't think they have the medic tweaker going around and healing somebody. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06 6:58

If people know where these people are, like they should be given them.

SPEAKER_07 7:01

Bro, it would be like an RPG video game where this guy comes around and just heals heals tweakers in the street. That'd be cool.

SPEAKER_05 7:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 7:12

He's got 50 more magic points, you're good to go. Yo, you gotta stick back, bro. You know, like in the old Nintendo games, they would have like chicken on the floor and you would eat it and get lives. That's what I should do, and just throw some chicken on the floor.

SPEAKER_05 7:27

Yeah, dude. That would be the way to do it.

SPEAKER_07 7:29

So yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_01 7:32

You're going viral, you know, watching these people that are your neighbors, right?

SPEAKER_07 7:40

Uh some of the viral videos are some are taken with my drone down the street. Um it's not too far. Dude, most of my videos are within a uh I want to say about a five-mile radius, as far as by drone can fly.

SPEAKER_01 7:56

Nice, nice. And then so you were first started off doing like on-foot stuff, and then you decided to do the drone stuff.

SPEAKER_07 8:04

Well, first I started doing it. It was literally the 4th of July, and then I found a drone in my trunk in my car that I forgot about, and then I flew that around. Like, this is fun, and I crashed it, and then I bought a new one. So I was just flying it around for fun for like scenery stuff, and then I just noticed that people online love tweakers. That was it. And then like my neighborhood, I fly through the trailer park, and I was like, What like just the sight of the trailer park because of how gross it is, like, people love viewing that video.

SPEAKER_01 8:32

Yeah. Just how it's like that's why do you have any theories as to why people like that kind of content?

SPEAKER_07 8:41

Um, it just um people like to save see people beneath them, probably. Um it it's a lot of people don't really understand the life. I think they like watching it because it's so strange to them. Yeah, you know, it's kind of like you you watch it like a horror movie and a bloody movie. Like no one wants to get murdered, but they like watching it, you know.

SPEAKER_01 9:02

Yeah. They don't want to be there, but they'll just see it like on the screen. Like a kid. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 9:09

Yeah, it's just a uh it's the lifestyle is very bizarre and weird. Yeah, too, like a normal person. We're all taught, hey, we gotta go go to school, go to college, get a job, do this, this, and this with your life, start a family, be miserable with your wife, have some kids that hate you, and then you die, okay? And then these people are like, I just want to smoke some meth and live in the street.

SPEAKER_06 9:30

I mean if life's a video game and you just want to live in the fucking live on level one, to live on level one. Whoa.

SPEAKER_07 9:39

Like, like, yeah, like I would want to, like, I would you know, like it starts sounding appealing, like I would love to work at a job that's very soul sucking. And just like I would rather live on the street.

SPEAKER_06 9:51

Yeah. Now, okay, uh, how would you narrate?

SPEAKER_07 9:54

I can help guys like like I you know, I have like friends that help me with it too. Like, I'm trying to think of certain words to use. I I think I watched a TV show, like our uh you know, National Geographic. I'll try to think of lingo that he uses. That's literally it. Like when he says like nature's healing on the edge of episode, I would I would throw that in there, you know.

SPEAKER_06 10:16

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_07 10:17

So, like, okay, say you I was I was uh I'm sorry, but like I will make up terms too, because I started getting a lot of copycats, and I noticed that the copy everything I do, right? So I'll do an AI fake history lesson, okay, about meth, and then uh like I'll I'll say like um you know the the the Salem Witch projects was all tweakers, right? But it's a lot of AI stuff that's in there, and like um like people start if people on these other channels start copying my content. That's all they do. So what I did is I started making uh terms like a group of tweakers is called a smear. So like I wanted to see if these other channels are gonna copy me. And they do. They do. That's not an actual term, I just made it up. I just pulled it on my ass. That's absolutely hilarious.

SPEAKER_01 11:03

Oh so you're making up these terms and these other and these other They literally copycat everything.

SPEAKER_07 11:10

So I was just like a pride as a group of lions, you know, like a school of fish. So a group of tweakers would be called a smear, you know. And I'm like as the smear tightens, as a smear tightens, the body temperature rises a few critical degrees. And as they group together for survival, it's not it's not about proximity, it's about survival.

SPEAKER_06 11:34

Oh my god. You're just coming up with a hella catchphrases and terms that people are gonna use that you've just come up with yourself.

SPEAKER_07 11:44

Because I don't I don't realize like how many people are watching this shit until I looked at my analytics. I was like, holy fuck, why am I getting like a 40 million people in two weeks watching my shit? And I was like, but when I saw these copycat accounts, I was just like, uh, besides the ones that were just stealing out right now, they do these copycats. But yeah, they'll do like the AI photos, they'll do try to make up history lessons. It's really bad. I call them uh T Mu Tweaker Safaris, like it's just a cheap knockoff, you know.

SPEAKER_06 12:13

That's too funny. Good for you.

SPEAKER_01 12:16

Okay, so now and that's a battle that you're continuously battling these.

SPEAKER_07 12:21

Well, it's a battle you can't win, so I just ignore it. So uh we uh they can copycat, they just can't steal it, you know, like like uh they can't steal my video outright.

SPEAKER_01 12:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 12:32

Like wholesale.

SPEAKER_01 12:33

Yeah, wholesale. That's when you when you start, because you were saying earlier that you had to um bat you had a bit of a legal battle with Yes. And uh that's very interesting.

SPEAKER_07 12:45

So here's the sad part. The lawyer's like, he's like, hey, how much money you make off this? And I told him, and he goes, uh, not really worth it, guys. If you're gonna sue this guy, you're gonna sue by the principal, you're not really gonna get much money out of it. And I was like, fuck.

SPEAKER_08 13:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 13:01

So we're gonna lay the groundwork to sue, but it's probably not smart to sue. And he goes, This is a really common thing on the internet. Because it's is I'm a content creator, I'm not a uh like uh what would you call it? Like uh a person that shows her face a lot um in every video. So I'm not like uh what what is the term for that? Influencer? Influencer. I'm not I'm not what you call influencer, I'm a content creator, you know what I mean? Yeah, he's just so I uh yeah, I'm a videographer. I like I like to produce content for people to enjoy. I don't like to show myself, but I do sometimes, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 13:39

Yeah, VR or like so the but the this it's so weird that there's a distinction for that. Yeah because it's all just uh internet entertainment or so.

SPEAKER_07 13:50

You know, uh before this isn't my first bottle with like uh social media stuff. I was I used to try to be a uh fitness influencer, and I used to do bodybuilding for 10 years, and then like I I did fitness content for a very long time, and it worked really well to get me clients when I was a trainer at a gym, and then like uh yeah, it fell off, and I got sick of made the content and never had traction. But when I did this, I got like massive traction, you know. But I enjoyed the content creation process, and that's how I got good at content creating.

SPEAKER_01 14:24

Nice. And you're using the same kind of are you using the same skills you learned, like and or the same like form, I guess, like format or that they're you're using, or um I mean, or were some of the skills transferable? I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 14:41

Uh so so you ever see like gym talk where they'll just have like a music video and then it shows like what you have going on? It it's like I never really talked. I did talk towards a later end where I would start talking about videos. Um that that started giving you a following because people started like uh what I noticed about social media is people people they don't care about arm curls, okay? They don't care about that. They they they fall in love with the personality of the person, so they have to get to know you, right? So, but I created a fake person that now people like where I'm talking as David Edinburgh. Yeah. You know, so so you have to talk in these videos, you have to speak.

SPEAKER_01 15:18

I see. You have to create that character.

SPEAKER_07 15:21

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 15:22

And then and then and then go through it.

SPEAKER_06 15:25

That's wild that you could use that voice. That's so cool though.

SPEAKER_07 15:31

So so I used to get that off a site, and the site was like like uh I would I would write a script out and then I would talk into a microphone and it would come out as David Attenborough. So the delivery and stuff was perfect, and then that site got shut down. So now it's like I have to text it in, and it doesn't like work properly for delivery, you know, for the joking. It's like uh comedy, you know, you have to have a delivery.

unknown 15:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 15:55

You basically do it in the impression. Yes. That's cool. That's so cool.

SPEAKER_07 16:02

All right. Like a like your punch line. You know what I mean? There has to be a delivery for the punchline.

SPEAKER_06 16:07

Yeah. Yeah. So, um all right, so we're gonna do since we got the tweaker safari here, guys. We're gonna do something, we're gonna do something special. And he prepared a special tweaker safari and procession situation going on here. We don't have Dave Attenbro here today, but we got we got the next we got some guys here that just want to do this shit.

SPEAKER_01 16:32

So Oh, the the the Tweaker Safari.

SPEAKER_07 16:35

So I'm actually a little under I haven't seen any of your content yet, so I'm super excited about the So just show them the ritual video with it narrated, and then you guys just you should guys should like narrate it yourselves and see what it sounds like. Oh, you gotta hit the volume.

SPEAKER_03 16:50

Of a quiet parking lot, our expedition begins. The first landmark of this urban savannah reveals itself a lone shopping cart overflowing with mysterious treasures gathered from who knows where. But just beyond it, we encounter the true marvel. Behold, the overloaded pickup of Pacific Avenue, a truck stacked so high with belongings that defies both gravity and basic physics. As our camera approaches, the inhabitants react. The heavier man on the left jolts like a startled woodland creature caught mid-ritual. The man on the right gives a friendly, confused wave as if to say, Yes, traveler, this is the natural order of things here. Sensing the balance of the habitat shift, we gracefully retreat with one smooth lift into the sky. We leave the Pacific Abb spectacle behind. Another remarkable sighting in the ever-wild urban frontier.

SPEAKER_07 17:53

That was awesome. That went viral, guys. I'm pretty sure it did. So here's the funny story about that, right? Like uh I flew up to them and then I flew off. So I posted that, and I didn't think anything of it until a guy-the guy who was smoking meth hit me up on my social media and he's take your video down and fuck you up. He's gonna split your wig. And I'm like, I don't wear a wig because I'm bald, you know. But like he was like, I want to split your wig, you better take that down. And I was like, Oh, fuck you guys, you know, I'm not gonna take that down. And then the guy who does the wave, uh, what he did is he made a Facebook post and he goes, Who is this? Who is this aimless guy? He he must be a tweaker because who has all this time to fly a drone around and just watch people? And I was like, uh, I do. Like, I have a lot of time on my hands. This is what I do. Because me and my friends were just around town, we're picking up garbage. So then I make a rebuttal video. I'm just like, hey, uh, I'm pretty sure the city does that once a week. You don't need to pick up people's garbage. What they're doing is they're just stealing, they're just going around stealing people's stuff. Yeah. So what I did is I made a commercial for them. And his the guy who was coming after me, his name Bubba. I made a commercial for him and I gave it to him, and it was called Bubba Sanitation, where they if they put they're gonna steal everything on your front lawn, even your neighbor's lawn, they're gonna keep the city clean.

SPEAKER_01 19:18

That is h I wanna see that commercial. That is hilarious.

SPEAKER_07 19:22

It's right on my TikTok. I have to, yeah, I'm gonna have to uh go on to the TikTok because that's I I used to love making fake commercials, so like like uh you should check it out, it's funny. Yeah, no, you don't check it out. Um like there was uh a mobile trap house of the Dollar Tree security that's in the parking lot, and uh I used to make a joke and saying that that's a dollar tree security. So like where where your peace of mind is only cost a dollar, you know, you go in there, you feel safe. But it's just it's just a tweaker that lives there with a bunch of other tweakers.

SPEAKER_06 19:57

That's hilarious. All right, so okay. So Billy, put the put the video up. I kind of go deeper into this video, dude. Yeah, we're diving into it.

SPEAKER_07 20:08

So like you first get there, that is what you call a spanaway storage locker, okay? So like when they have that cart full of trash, those are storage lockers. Spanaway storage locker.

SPEAKER_01 20:19

Spanaway storage locker and that's hilarious. Or in a parking lot.

SPEAKER_07 20:24

Yeah, I almost smacked the telephone pole with my drone, if you see that.

SPEAKER_06 20:27

Oh I'm gonna zoom in on this shopping cart. I'm obsessed with the shopping cart. Why would it be abandoned? Look at it, pause it when it gets back. It's the storage locker, he's coming back later. Oh, that's his storage locker? What's in it?

SPEAKER_07 20:43

Uh so it's probably their meth cocoon, it's probably a couple belongings. Like, it looks like he has a blind in there, like uh like a uh some sort of shape or a window that he doesn't own. Oh, but also you look below it, there's actually an ice cooler. Like like maybe he has some sandwiches in there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:02

Dude. That's where he keeps his milk, dude. That's where he keeps his milk, dude.

SPEAKER_06 21:09

Gotta keep the milk cold, dude. Dude, okay. All right, Billy, play. Play the video.

SPEAKER_01 21:17

That's hilarious now.

SPEAKER_06 21:18

As we come up here, as we come across these guys.

SPEAKER_01 21:21

And this truck doesn't even look like it's running.

SPEAKER_06 21:23

No, dude. It's on its last legs for sure. Why is there why is it a pair of bikes like he's posted up, dude? All right.

SPEAKER_07 21:31

Dude, I make a whole video telling you about the bikes, by the way. I educate everyone on these bikes. Like tweakers love really small bikes.

SPEAKER_01 21:38

Like like you like you like track down where they're from or something.

SPEAKER_05 21:42

That would be He's like, What up, dude?

SPEAKER_01 21:48

He his wave literally is like, nothing to see here.

SPEAKER_07 21:52

Go back to So actually, uh if you if the video is very large and it's like a four K video, but it's a widescreen. There's actually A girl underneath some reason sit like laid in between its legs.

SPEAKER_06 22:04

Oh, there's a girl there?

SPEAKER_07 22:06

Yeah, but it's really hard to see in the video. Oh, they're trying to get it on? I don't know what she's doing down there, but uh I mean, like what are they doing over there, like blocked off to the street and the trees are in the way. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06 22:22

Oh yeah. Does that is that shopping cart there as like a flag to let him know?

SPEAKER_07 22:27

Like hey, if you if you if you pause it, hold on, you're it's like a little couple seconds, you'll see a the girl look. So I don't know what these two guys are doing to this female. But I interrupted something.

SPEAKER_04 22:40

Oh, there is a booty there.

SPEAKER_07 22:42

Yeah, there we go, there we go.

SPEAKER_04 22:44

He's giving her the pipe, bro. He's giving her the two pipes, three, they're giving her three pipes.

SPEAKER_07 22:51

Well, yeah, he's giving her the pipe for sure.

SPEAKER_04 22:53

Oh no, no, Shirley's in there, dude.

SPEAKER_01 22:58

And the wave. That wave gets the wave is worse now.

SPEAKER_07 23:03

The wave makes this is the natural order of things.

SPEAKER_05 23:07

Literally, the this is the way it is. This is the natural order of things.

SPEAKER_07 23:14

See, that's what I'm talking about. Like the delivery of what you say is very important. You know what I mean? Like, that's the punchline, you know? This is just the natural order of things here. Alright.

SPEAKER_06 23:24

So I'm gonna be Tina, and she's the one on the right. And see, the thing is that she's still trying to find a baby, and she doesn't know why her baby's missing. I don't know what the fuck her name is, but you're the other one.

SPEAKER_07 23:41

Okay. So if you let me point something out right away. Now you're gonna watch this lady put on hooker boots, but she has jail slides that she just took off. Okay, go on.

SPEAKER_04 23:51

Tina, no, no. Let me see my baby.

SPEAKER_02 23:57

Hey, Tina, shut up. Tina, I'm trying to, I'm trying to buckle, I'm trying to get me, Tina. Tina, there ain't no baby in here.

SPEAKER_04 24:05

But you well, you you was over there trying to put on your goddamn hooker shoes and you didn't see my hook.

SPEAKER_02 24:12

What are you Tina? You ain't spoke to your kids.

SPEAKER_04 24:20

Why the fuck you're getting my wheels? Tina, I'm gonna keep this for my baby though, okay?

SPEAKER_02 24:25

I need this to carry I need I'm gonna use this.

SPEAKER_04 24:28

You can keep the wheels. I'm gonna keep the baby.

SPEAKER_01 24:33

It's too heavy for me to push. So you gotta oh you gotta that actually made absolutely no sense. Why wouldn't she carry carry that? That makes no sense. I need it.

SPEAKER_07 24:46

Dude, you gotta listen to the original voiceover. The original voiceover that I created is really, really funny in that video. This is my most viewed video, by the way. Oh, it is? Because that's hilarious. Yeah, this is viral. This is like 8 million views.

SPEAKER_03 25:00

So it's a big attempt to navigate their habitat using a fragile human-engineered device, the baby stroller. The younger female, wearing black hooker boots, tries to assert dominance by sitting inside it. Her companion, clad in black, pushes. Physics immediately intervenes. The stroller collapses. Undeterred, they inspect the damage. Wheels are spun, prodded, and verbally encouraged to cooperate. It does not. Adaptation follows. The one in black hoists the broken stroller over her shoulder like a trophy, while the younger pushes the remaining half boots, clicking defiantly against the asphalt. Progress is slow. Logic is absent. Confidence remains dangerously high. This is not parenting. This is not engineering. This is tweaker safari. Where in the wild, baby strollers are not necessarily for babies. And black hooker boots are apparently essential survival here.

SPEAKER_06 26:03

Hey everybody, thanks for watching. It's your boy Chef Maz. I just wanted to let you know, hey, like and subscribe, share this with your friends. If we get subscribers, we can start doing prize drawings. That sounds kind of dope, right? And if we can get more comments, hey, comment us, let us know some topics, let us know what you guys want us to prepare. Let us know what you guys want us to talk about. Give us some things. We'll shout you out. We'll shout out what you got going. Hit us up, man. Thanks for watching. Cracking eggs. Let's keep it going. Where's the chicken?

SPEAKER_01 26:34

Yeah, I'm gonna have to uh do a dive on some of your content because this is this is some funny stuff. Apparently it's the drones.

SPEAKER_07 26:43

It's a risk, right? Because like uh I go into some really interesting areas with this drone, and it just dude, I already lost two drones. One guy takes a gun out, and then he just like blew it out of the sky. He'll just like spam screen turn gray.

SPEAKER_01 26:58

No fucking way, dude. Someone someone shot him down. Yeah, yep. And then what happened to the other one?

SPEAKER_07 27:05

So the other one, I don't even know what happened. So, like, I know people can do like jammers or whatever, but they lost reception and it's supposed to come home, it never did. It was just gone. Um, I've never had that issue before. It it could have been like a a framework issue or something, too. It could be anything.

SPEAKER_01 27:22

Yeah.

unknown 27:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

Are jammers technically illegal?

SPEAKER_07 27:26

I don't think so. You can get them off TMU, it's like I don't think they're illegal.

SPEAKER_01 27:30

Yeah, we can get them off TMU, yeah, huh? Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_06 27:38

You can get drugs that's put up your butt. You can get uh where the shipping container children You can get those. Have you ever seen a video where they're trying like that's not videos where they're like moving shipping containers and they're all with freaking children inside of them and shit? Probably voiceovers and shit, but I don't know. Shipping container children.

SPEAKER_07 28:05

From the Epstein Island or what?

SPEAKER_06 28:07

I don't know, dude. From fucking New York, dude.

SPEAKER_07 28:12

And I don't do drugs. And I was like, I didn't say you did drugs. Guys, it's a parody, it's satire. It doesn't have to be 100% correct. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_08 28:20

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 28:22

You know, like a lot of people would be like, hey, that's not what happened here. Why why are you slandering us, you know? But I like like hey, it's satire. I don't think Wolverine came over high on meth and just slashed the side of an RV. You know, that's what I that's what I said in a video, and they got mad that I it's not the correct thing that happened.

SPEAKER_00 28:42

The funny thing is that these the is is that it's so popular that these people are seeing it.

SPEAKER_07 28:48

Yeah, like uh like um dude, people come to my house. I don't like that shit, but like people show up to my house. Overall, it's been a good experience when people come to my house. It's not like them wanting to like talk shit. Um, but I'll get tweakers or I'll get like uh like something that's give me gifts to bring me food. Like, I'm not gonna eat food from you guys. That's weird, you know. Like I have video of people bringing pizza and then like setting it on my table and walking off.

SPEAKER_09 29:15

That is weird. I don't know, bro. They'd be poisoning you, bro.

SPEAKER_07 29:19

You know, like I made a correlation between Epstein and Epstein is like a symbol. The pizza isn't necessarily a pizza because on Epstein it's more of a symbol, you know what I mean? Like it's it's it's it's a gift that you should never take. You know what I mean? Never trust a tweaker that brings a pizza to your front porch just like you should never trust email from Epstein.

SPEAKER_06 29:41

Yes. Yes. No, yeah. I wouldn't have to do it.

SPEAKER_00 29:45

That's a good one that's a good that's a good rule of life right there. That's a life hack right there.

SPEAKER_07 29:50

Yeah, pizza is just a symbol.

SPEAKER_06 29:53

Where's the chicken video? I saw a video of the lady with the black chicken.

SPEAKER_07 29:58

She's taking what the she's having the chicken take a shit like a dog.

SPEAKER_06 30:03

There it is. There is the chicken video. Play it, Billy.

SPEAKER_03 30:07

In the wilds of Stormway, a suburban female escorts a loyal companion to a sacred patch of curbside grass. The beast circles, chooses, commits. She stands guard, scanning for predators and judgment. On tweaker safari, even nature has a bathroom break. And as dusk settles over Spanaway, the offering has been Was she walking?

SPEAKER_05 30:40

Like it's a dog. It's gonna poop everywhere.

SPEAKER_06 30:46

Like she says she trained it because it poops every 10 seconds.

SPEAKER_07 30:53

Well, I don't even know. I all I knew is I saw it and I had to film it. That was it. I'm inside of a car when I did that. I was like, bam, I'm driving, I'm like trying to film it.

SPEAKER_00 31:05

Yeah, and it is it is it a coincidence that is black?

SPEAKER_06 31:09

No. Wow. What is the chicken not doing that a chicken does constantly? Okay. I think that's the only time it did that. It doesn't want nothing to do with the ground. Chickens are constantly packing in the ground.

SPEAKER_00 31:29

Yeah, when it's trying to eat.

SPEAKER_06 31:31

Yeah. So what was it really looking for a place to sit?

SPEAKER_01 31:36

The chicken looked like it was it was it was pretty healthy.

SPEAKER_07 31:38

That was a good one.

SPEAKER_01 31:39

Yeah, like like that's definitely her her support animal for sure.

SPEAKER_06 31:44

That was an emotional support chicken for sure.

SPEAKER_01 31:46

That was an emotional support and only in Spannaway.

SPEAKER_06 31:50

Yeah, that's true. That chicken lays her eggs, dude.

SPEAKER_01 31:53

Probably does, yeah. She probably eats the eggs. Honestly, would be a great tweaker pet. A chicken?

SPEAKER_06 32:00

That's smart.

SPEAKER_01 32:00

You can eat it after. Exactly. You could eat it. And also it to feed it, it just wants worms, really. Yeah. Or some sh you could fucking dig and find worms.

SPEAKER_06 32:14

So um I got a question. So we're gonna we're gonna figure this one out. So like if you could do any because there's a few of them. Some people would not one drug will put you in that position. Most of these people are doing most of the So if you could do like one of those drugs with no negative repercussions, like what would be your thing? Math, Matt. Yeah?

SPEAKER_07 32:38

Yeah, hands down. Hands down, do you know all these people around where I live, they're all love it. They're all doing it all day long. It must be really good if in order if for your whole life to collapse around this. They never sleep, they steal, they do all this shit. Anything that compels you to do all this crap that they're doing. I hear stories about like your sex life gets crazy good once you smoke meth. You shoot it, you if you rail it into your body, like apparently you come in your pants. There's all this weird shit that happens. I don't know. Are you trying are you advocating or are you? No, bro, it sounds amazing the paper, but but when I see them, I don't want to be them. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like you come in. Who doesn't want who doesn't want to fucking juiz in their pants? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 33:23

Dude, honestly, I mean there might be some good times with that, dude. That's what he's that's why, bro. I I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_01 33:34

No, but I think maybe it could also there's an argument that it could also be the opposite that the come down is so bad.

SPEAKER_07 33:41

Yeah, you have to sleep for a couple days. I I don't know. Uh because that's how that's how like heart drugs.

SPEAKER_06 33:48

It's no negative repercussions.

SPEAKER_07 33:49

You're just it's called like drug-induced hibernation. They call it they call it the drug-induced hibernation, though. So it's like you just collapse and wherever you are, just get a sleeping bag and you just drop on the floor. It's like you're always on Adderall. That's why they're like, I call those the meth cocoons. Is is those sleeping bags where they just the the tweaker just lands wherever they are and just start sleeping.

SPEAKER_05 34:13

The cocoons.

SPEAKER_06 34:15

Yes. The cocoons. The meth cocoon. I would I I mean oxies and heroin kind of leads these people to these kind of situations, and I think that's the one I would do. I would be a heroin at it.

SPEAKER_07 34:32

Because some of those people are turning to monsters.

SPEAKER_06 34:35

How much music? Like, I feel like that's what happened to the industry. People stopped doing heroin, dude.

SPEAKER_07 34:40

Like, all we gotta bring it back. That's what the problem is. We gotta get rid of the fentanyl and bring the heroin back. That's what bring it back for the scenario. You don't want to bring it back for real. Life life was better. Life was better than the nineties in the early 2000s before the fentanyl. Let's let's bring back the old heroin. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:58

The fentanyl's too effective.

SPEAKER_07 35:00

Do you think that's what it's too cheap and too effective? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 35:04

Yeah. Wait, what the baby. What are you talking about, baby blood? The adrenochrome. The adrenochrome? Oh, you're always talking about that.

SPEAKER_07 35:10

Well, I don't think the tweak I you know, uh you know, I I think the tweakers they use something opposite to adrenochrome, which makes them look older. Oh yeah, instead of eating babies, they're eating elderly, okay?

SPEAKER_01 35:25

But I think I think that is what because those addictions lead into each other, because you know what I mean? Like then you start speedballing, right? Because it's like if the heroines have crazy lows, and that's what I'm talking about, like the crazy lows, so that's when you start smoking meth to come up from the Okay, uh I'm pretty sure that this guy's a tweaker right here.

SPEAKER_07 35:43

Uh I need to fly let me fly my drone over there for a second. Like he's breaking it down too well. This is Yeah, this why is he too knowledgeable about this?

SPEAKER_01 35:53

This is his first hand experience. You guys know what jankum is?

SPEAKER_06 35:57

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_01 36:00

Well, you well, yeah, he's a balloon in a jar.

SPEAKER_06 36:04

Oh, there's different ways of janking it, dude. Hold on. Uh what is this called? Jenkine?

SPEAKER_07 36:10

Jankum?

SPEAKER_01 36:11

Jenkum. Jenkine. Oh yeah. Jenkum. Yeah. Inhale methane.

SPEAKER_07 36:22

Have you ever have you ever heard of like the booty bump? A booty wap is like when they put meth in their asshole.

SPEAKER_06 36:31

Oh.

SPEAKER_07 36:32

You've never heard of this? No. Like you know, it's kind of like, you know, you do alcohol, you do a butt chug, you know. Uh it's the same thing. It'll do the same exact thing to you. Well, it won't get you drunk, but it'll get you high, really, really high.

unknown 36:45

What?

SPEAKER_07 36:46

But apparently, apparently the the hookers do it. You know what I mean? Like someone will buy a hooker and put a piece of meth in their ass.

SPEAKER_06 36:53

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 36:54

And then no and it just like absorb it just sits in their asshole and absorbs. Yep. And I guess it's it's freely intense.

SPEAKER_06 37:01

Is it like sharing needles? Do you think they share catheters or like the inserters?

SPEAKER_07 37:07

Like well, I don't know it just they put on the tip of the fingers and you just put it right in. Well, you know, nothing to share.

SPEAKER_01 37:16

Is the one here who knows too much about this? Because it sounds like you know a lot about it.

SPEAKER_07 37:19

Bro, I make money doing this stuff now. You know, of course I'm gonna investigate. I mean, I didn't get a hooker or anything, I didn't buy a hooker to stuff method. But I'm saying that, like, you know, I learned a thing or two, and people in my comments tell me stuff, and you know, also I'm I'm not that young, I've been around, so you know, I hear stuff. Yeah. I mean, I haven't tried it myself, you know. Never done it.

SPEAKER_06 37:47

I'm never gonna try it. Well, I had my finger in my butt once just to see how it felt, and I didn't like going past the second knuckle.

SPEAKER_07 37:56

It gets better, it gets better when it gets further. So you you stop, you stop just before the good stuff.

SPEAKER_01 38:04

Like dig a little deeper.

SPEAKER_07 38:06

You know, like the like you know, like actually the erogenous area in your asshole is the prostate. You've got to go a little deeper.

SPEAKER_06 38:13

You put the meth. Yeah. That's where the meth goes.

SPEAKER_01 38:18

Oh, you oh chapstick. Oh, I see. You do a little bit Okay, hold on.

SPEAKER_07 38:24

You were thinking that you're putting a little rock of meth around their asshole, like chapstick?

SPEAKER_06 38:29

If you start with the cooperative, and then you start playing with the prostate, is that what you're saying?

SPEAKER_01 38:33

What's going on here, dude? All right, hey, what's the next question here? Yeah, this is getting too crazy.

SPEAKER_06 38:39

Do you guys have any personal tweaker stories? Don't involve your butthole.

SPEAKER_07 38:49

Involve his buttle instead.

SPEAKER_06 38:51

Okay, I start off. Okay, so when I lived, I just uh the reason this thought would come up is because I thought about it and so when I lived in Hawaii, um it was I would run into a lot of their their forms of tweakers, like island tweakers, island dwellers, and they do mess, but the cultural appropriate like term for it is ice. And so they're ice heads and they get really high on it. And one time my my my dad was doing it with these guys, and I woke up in the morning, I woke up at like 3 a.m. and they were they were taking a shower in my my bath and I was like, what the fuck? And they were partying, and we lived with this old Polish dude who fucking got super bad. And like in the mor and so he had like all these like tweakers partying at my house, dude. And then in the morning I went in there to take a shower, and they had used all our washcloth. There was skin in my razor blades, there was like a nasty ring of filth all over the tub. Like the whole thing was like a homeless encampment. And that I don't know, they that was fucking gross, dude. I don't like uh the hangar of Twinkers.

SPEAKER_01 40:18

Uh well, I mean, I have a I mean I've never smoked meth. Meth is actually one of the only drugs I've never tried.

SPEAKER_06 40:24

Never tried it. Never tried it.

SPEAKER_07 40:26

Yeah, me me too. Never tried it.

SPEAKER_06 40:30

I've only done psychedelics, coke, and I don't like it, and weed.

SPEAKER_09 40:34

I've I I've done coke and weed.

SPEAKER_06 40:37

Yeah. Yeah, psychedelics broke.

SPEAKER_01 40:40

Yeah, mushrooms, DMT. I have actually tried heroin and I have uh smoked crack before. Fuck yeah, but it was only like a you know, like a one-time thing.

SPEAKER_06 40:50

Yeah, you gotta just like you dip your toes in the water.

SPEAKER_01 40:53

Yeah, you just kinda check it out. It was like just one day, like during high school, where like let's go to school and smoke crack today. Huh?

SPEAKER_06 41:07

He did.

SPEAKER_07 41:08

Oh my god, he did.

SPEAKER_01 41:09

He did. How did you know that, bro? It's called booty bump. No, yeah, I uh um I even tried bath salts. That was really yeah. So and I mean I think anybody's I've heard good things.

SPEAKER_07 41:26

I've heard good things.

SPEAKER_01 41:27

It was like acid and coke and molly all together. It was pretty crazy. But the come downs are great were nuts, so that's why I was like, the meth come downs have to be insane. You gotta be like wanting to kill yourself almost. You know what I mean? And then it's like uh I don't know. I've uh seen some I used to live in Lakewood, so there was a lot of there's a lot of met there's a lot of meth heads over there.

SPEAKER_06 41:54

I uh one time I was my weed dealer wanted me to give him a ride to the to the store after I bought weed from him and his friends, and on the way to the store they were trying to smoke meth in the car. And I told him not to do it, dude. I was like, don't smoke that shit in my car. And so that's okay. Then so they went to the b they went to the store and they did it in the bathroom. They they didn't do it at the house. They they didn't want to share it with the people that were at the house. So they used me as a reason to go do it by themselves. Damn.

SPEAKER_01 42:30

So they just left so did you feel left out?

SPEAKER_06 42:33

No, I felt used.

SPEAKER_01 42:35

Oh used?

SPEAKER_06 42:36

Yeah. They promised me weed and didn't give it to me.

SPEAKER_01 42:41

Do you know any any any tweakers personally? Or is it just in a professional manner?

SPEAKER_07 42:46

No, I don't know what's personal. Dude, I live at the trailer park. Of course I know tweakers around me. So so like you if you want to tweaker stories, uh like like when I first moved here, um, there used to be a guy that would scream all night long, just all night, and you would be like, Fuck you, bitch, you know, just all night long. And he would keep calling, I don't know, you'd scream the kid all the time. So like I was outside and I was sitting there mind my own business, and he comes walking past me, he starts screaming the fit at me. And then I I was just like, okay, that's weird, you know. So I was just like, shut up. Uh shut up. I just told him, shut up. This guy claimed to be schizophrenic, he's not schizophrenic, he smokes too much math. Uh so the guy starts yelling at me, and it was like a resident evil like video game, you know, like he starts slowly walking towards me, then he sprints and attacks me. So he attacks me, he punches me in the face. So like it didn't register for a second because I haven't been punched in the face since high school. So, like, like my head budged, it didn't really cause any pain. And I was like, Oh, wait, I just got hit, you know. So I get up and I just start swinging. And then uh, so he like I I don't know if I even hit him the adrenaline was pumping. He tripped, I think he more or less tripped. We we we like locked legs. And he tripped and hit the floor. And then I just started stomping on him. And then he gets up and then he runs it to his house and he brings out a machete. So this is literally how my whole channel started. Okay. He comes at me with a machete. I'm talking shit. And then I was just like, ah, this is getting too real. So I go back inside my trailer, right? And then two hours later, cops show up to my house and they're like, come outside, you know? And when I come outside, uh, I notice there's a camera crew outside, and I go, What is this? And they go, You're an episode of cops. So they started interviewing me with what happened. And then uh it was self-defense and it was all that. The neighbors started lying, and they said that I am picking on him and I came after him, so I attacked him, uh, which was not true. So uh, of course, the people that I lived with started backing me up and it's like, hey, that's all a lie. They end up arresting the guy. So um, yeah, so I'm on an episode of cops somewhere, which is kind of nuts, but like uh he has arrested, they throw him in jail. They throw this guy in jail, and they don't release him for like six months, okay? So I end up having to go to court and I tell the judge, he's like, I don't give a shit about it, you know. It just whatever, just release him, you know. But it's not up to me. So he files, he finally files files a plea bargain, and he's like, he can't be within a thousand feet from me. And I swear to God, it comes from the courtroom, I show up to my house, I get out the car, and there he is, walking right into the place. No way. He just signed the paper already. I was like, one thousand feet, buddy.

SPEAKER_01 45:34

It was there already?

SPEAKER_07 45:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:36

When you got home.

SPEAKER_07 45:37

So when I got home, I was like, it's like our screen 1,000 feet. So all the neighbors are like, don't call the cops on him. It's like, bro, if he even farts too loud, I'm gonna call the cops on him.

SPEAKER_01 45:47

That's crazy. So so you they just showed up and they were like, Oh, you are on a uh on cops. So they were filming you, uh him hit the whole fight.

SPEAKER_07 45:57

No, it so I started like right after they lied to the cops, I started installing cameras in my house. So on the outside of my house it's full of cameras. But uh, because it was like, dude, this is crazy. There's like a lady dry humping my garbage cans and she just whacked out. Like that's how like went viral is over some fucking tweaker or dry humping my garbage cans, and that's what I went viral for at first.

SPEAKER_01 46:22

Oh wow. Yeah, so she's still she's still there.

SPEAKER_07 46:25

Yeah, once in a while she comes over, yeah. So what when I filmed her doing it, when I filmed her, like I think she dry shot meth. That's what I think she did, or or she took took spice or something. She took something, she was hallucinating for sure, but she was like demonically possessed. But she was like whips her pants down, she starts like fingering herself, fingering her asshole. Like she was doing crazy shit, okay? Like she was like, Oh, uh trailer, trailer 17, come out here, blah, blah, blah. So I come outside, I couldn't stop laughing, right? I'm like, I gotta videotape this shit, you know? So I videotape it, but me and the the neighbors made a deal because I said no tweaker shit over here at all, okay? Like I had to set boundaries with you guys. So I'm like, this line don't cross, and they did. So he goes, What are you gonna do? Are you gonna kick my ass? And I'm like, No, I'm not gonna kick your ass. But like, but here's the deal I've I'm worse than that. So I post posted on the internet, I didn't expect it to blow up, and it did. So then I'm like, why do people like tweaker shit? Like it makes no sense. So I like flying around a drone, and one day someone's like, tweakers are behind the Dollar Tree. So I fly over there, I'm like, why is this getting so many views? And that's how it started.

SPEAKER_01 47:33

Oh wow. Yeah. So so so you were filming at first on foot in your teleport.

SPEAKER_07 47:39

Well, I I still do it sometimes, yeah. So a lot of those videos, I just literally have to go out to my front porch, I film them, walk back inside. It's literally like it dude, it's grody over here. It's like I've never lived like this in my life.

SPEAKER_01 47:54

Wow, that's that's insane. And how how many how many tweakers would you say live around you right now?

SPEAKER_07 48:00

All of them. All of them.

SPEAKER_01 48:03

All of them are tweakers.

SPEAKER_07 48:05

All of them are tweakers.

SPEAKER_02 48:06

Down.

SPEAKER_07 48:07

Like, like, like I don't allow it. Like over by the the area that I live in, it it's all tweakers. Dude, they'll be smoking the bubble right in the driveway.

SPEAKER_01 48:24

And that's the fucking glass thing with the large flame. Yeah, they'll just sit there, torch it. Yep. Yeah, the torching in, fucking torching it.

SPEAKER_07 48:33

But so that's how it all started, and then like, yeah, it was it was just uh a guy attacking me with a machete. So and then I started putting cameras outside my house, and then I started getting contact.

SPEAKER_01 48:46

So he came he came back, and is he still around now or no?

SPEAKER_07 48:50

Once in a while, yeah. He still comes once in a while. But he doesn't look at me or anything.

SPEAKER_01 48:55

Really? So they all so they all like disappear for a while and then come back around. You like see the same faces?

SPEAKER_07 49:01

Yeah, like the lady that was like fingering herself, she would randomly come back back and forth. So like she I was like, bro, people love you on the internet. And I was like, how about we can do like a feel-good story? Go to rehab. And she's like, I don't want to do that, I don't want to do that. So she was like, but well, she disappears for a couple months, she comes back, she's sober, and she's like, Hey, I'm sober, you're gonna be happy. And I was like, Oh, that's great, that's great. Let's make a video, right? She's all about it, makes a video. Two days later, she's heizekite. Oh my god. Yeah, so she's in there dancing and she's half naked again. Like, I don't know what's making her dance naked, but she's doing it.

SPEAKER_06 49:38

She's living her best life, dude. Uh, it's not dude. I heard her life's story, it's not the best life, okay? Uh she's dude, she's bring her some fucking bring her.

SPEAKER_01 49:50

Do you do you think that you would smoke with if you had her life?

SPEAKER_07 49:54

Uh no. Like it I think that's uh uh what is the term I'm looking for? It's it's gonna make your life worse. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, like you know, staying up for four days straight. Uh, you know, I I don't want to live that life. Uh when I watch all these other people, they're slaves. They're slaves to a substance. Yeah.

unknown 50:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 50:13

You know, I did try oxies once on Perkisett. I snored I snorted Perkis tets with my friend and the people I lived with one time.

SPEAKER_01 50:22

Oh, you snor oh you smoked them?

SPEAKER_06 50:24

Snorted it. Oh, snorted them. Oh I didn't smoke it one time. My friends, my when we were younger, they put they were putting vicadin. Remember when Vicadin was the thing? They would put like Vicodin and Perkinsets on the weed and smoke it. Yeah, I remember that. And then uh I lived with my my friend and his he would get it all the time, and I tried it one time, and I didn't like it. We would snort it, and then we would get all fucking wired, and I'd just sit there and play video games all fucking day. I didn't like it, dude.

SPEAKER_07 50:57

I don't I mean, if you think that's good, try booty whopping some meth.

SPEAKER_06 51:02

But we've already covered that. Sound like a good day, dude. I was just fucking around.

SPEAKER_09 51:11

Thanks to Germany.

SPEAKER_01 51:13

Yeah, but imagine how bad your day would be if you did it.

SPEAKER_06 51:17

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_01 51:19

That's true. Well, fair.

SPEAKER_06 51:21

So you you have this term that you like. You have this term that you have. Uh you call it the mobile trap house, and I fucking love that term. Uh can you explain what that is, please?

SPEAKER_07 51:31

It's a trap house, is is a house that's broken down and people that it's vacant, and then uh druggies go in there and just do drugs in there and make meth, and then though like the cops won't do anything about it. It's just that on wheels. That's all it is.

SPEAKER_06 51:44

So mobile, like a contractor, like a like like the really fucking anything can be a mobile trap house.

SPEAKER_07 51:52

Broken down RV, a car with a tarp over the top. There's so many mobile trap houses.

SPEAKER_06 51:58

It could be it could be a school bus, huh? I've seen people build with actual wooden homes on the back of their truck.

SPEAKER_07 52:05

Dude, I the video I took today has that. Yeah, where they're living out of the uh, you know, the little trailer that they have built in the back. It's like a little shack, it's shanty. This one guy was like so high-tech. He had cameras on the outside, he had ladders, he had everything.

SPEAKER_06 52:21

That's insane.

SPEAKER_07 52:23

Solar panels. Dude, this guy's a genius. This guy's a genius. He has solar panels on his trailer.

SPEAKER_06 52:30

So if you had if you lived in a mobile trap house, where would you like to live?

SPEAKER_07 52:34

Uh not in family, I'll tell you that. I'd probably live in some, I don't know, down south somewhere, probably. Nice climate, not like uh raining every day.

SPEAKER_06 52:45

I sell food out of it.

SPEAKER_01 52:48

You'd sell food out of your out of your house.

SPEAKER_07 52:50

Who would buy food out of a mobile trap house?

SPEAKER_01 52:53

Tweakers. Why don't you should just sell meth at that point?

SPEAKER_07 52:56

I don't think tweakers are eating much either. So it's like it okay. This is a bad this is a bad business plan.

SPEAKER_06 53:03

I would just give them hella milk. They love milk.

SPEAKER_07 53:07

It's a bad business plan.

SPEAKER_01 53:08

I think you should give them like is there is there a certain demographic, sorry, that is our met that meth is like white white people. It's is mostly white people?

SPEAKER_07 53:20

A lot of white people, yes. Everyone does it, but uh predominantly white, yes.

SPEAKER_06 53:25

Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_07 53:27

I don't know what it is to white people, I don't know why they love it, but they love it. They love it a lot, huh? Maybe maybe we have less energy, and then that gives us the energy to like it's like 2.0, you know? Like you'll just yeah.

SPEAKER_09 53:41

You guys have into it.

SPEAKER_07 53:42

Yeah, like we're telling you in Seattle and we don't get enough vitamin P so we take meth.

SPEAKER_01 53:46

Yeah, it's like solar like solar charges. Yeah, probably. Like solar charges. Yeah, there's you know, they say Yeah, they say that uh um white people don't use ingredients or spices in cooking. Yeah, that's why I'm glad there's a lot of ingredients in meth.

SPEAKER_07 54:06

Yeah, but they're really good at making that though. So I cooking that.

SPEAKER_06 54:10

But but but crack is just cocaine and bacon soda and mix it and stylate it.

SPEAKER_01 54:15

PS G, you net.

SPEAKER_06 54:20

And then uh I was doing cornrow wallets.

SPEAKER_01 54:25

I know. And I went for that's crazy.

SPEAKER_06 54:31

So when it comes to like when it comes to things aside from the people themselves, I always feel like they have their own like personalities that they create, you know. I explained it earlier. It's like how Pokemon get touched with the stone and then they turn into something, so you get touched with the crack rock and turn into a fucking crackhead. Well, like and so but there's all being it's kind of like you're picking your your class in a game like like Elden Rain or some fucking RPG game. Yeah, there's always the different classes of like archetypes of of the crackheads. And I was like, think it'd be kind of funny, like there's like I would pick him up like the cleaner, like someone who's always cleaning, right?

SPEAKER_08 55:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 55:18

Like the engineer, the super fucking deeper builder, and he's always got something, or like a scientist.

SPEAKER_09 55:25

How about the pallet sackers, bro?

SPEAKER_06 55:27

The pallet sackers, that's the palette. That's your engineer, bro. You got the scholar, like the guy who's always got the fucking lessons, and he always knows what's fucking going on, and the merchant, you know, buy my gold. Gold. Billy. Alright, play this guy, dude. You see this guy? Yeah, I see this guy.

SPEAKER_04 55:59

With that earring and this badass fucking solid nothing but pure bullion gold, two billion year old micronic particle solidified nugget, worth about a million and a half dollars. I believe 'em.

SPEAKER_05 56:19

Million and a half dollars. Wow.

SPEAKER_04 56:34

Whack, whack. There's a bunch of nuggets laying all on the ground, and there's nuggets in the bucket, and the chute is full of another million dollars in gold nuggets. Wow. They all have a lot of mercury.

SPEAKER_09 56:45

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 56:46

They won't pass a gold test with nitric acid because of the mercury. Because of the mercury. The best thing to do is heat it up a little bit. I'm taking it to six thousand bucking degrees. With this contraption, it took me five minutes to think of it, five minutes to manufacture it, and I sent me one tank and made three thousand pounds of gold. Wow. With one tank.

SPEAKER_09 57:15

One tank.

SPEAKER_04 57:16

I'm gonna go fill it again right now. You watch my ship while I go get some fill the man gold with baby. I got you, Mike. I got you back to her for ship again. I got you on the couple.

SPEAKER_06 57:32

You're good, you learned it. No, dude, that guy is fucking hilarious, dude. He was everyone, dude. Yeah, he was all the things. See, he's what you were talking about earlier.

SPEAKER_01 57:44

Oh, about like, well, I was saying that's probably they're probably each one of those things at a certain time or during the day. You know what I mean? Like they're for sure uh, you know, cleaning up some throw-ups.

SPEAKER_07 57:57

So here's a question. Do you think that guy believes what he has is that? Like deep down Yeah, do you think he actually believes that's a a pure gold nugget?

SPEAKER_01 58:12

No. I think I seen it. I seemed it in his eyes. You know?

SPEAKER_07 58:18

I don't know, I don't know if he's pretending or it's like uh if it's clickbait or whatever, or either like maybe the people beforehand, it's like, hey, just pretend that's gold. And then because the guy's the guy's really funny and it's scripted.

SPEAKER_01 58:31

I really it doesn't seem authentic, I don't think, right? That's what you're getting out of here.

SPEAKER_07 58:36

Well, but he's he's definitely a tweaker, but I'm telling you, the the people beforehand were probably like, hey, this would be funny if we filmed this.

SPEAKER_01 58:43

Yeah, yeah, because he's putting it on quite a bit.

SPEAKER_07 58:46

You know, like every tweaker is a very colorful character. Like if you film them, it's like, dude, you're gonna get so many views because these people are like they're weird, you know what I mean? Yeah, but they're some of them are really cool, like I'm not gonna lie, but like, you know, they're very colorful personalities.

SPEAKER_01 59:03

Yeah, but you're you're saying this video is a little is a little sus.

SPEAKER_07 59:07

I well, I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying that like like like I'm not sure if that guy actually believes that it's real. Like he might be doing it for the camera as a joke, you know.

SPEAKER_01 59:18

Yeah, I'm I'm I was getting that kind of that kind of that kind of thing.

SPEAKER_06 59:22

I kind of feel like he believes that that's real, dude, because I've seen multiple videos of his and he is pretty fucking Well, he has a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_01 59:31

He's actually fall asleep. He's a high level tweaker.

SPEAKER_06 59:35

If he were to talk for like eye status, his very high status. I don't know, yeah, but this guy would be great ASMR. Mr.

SPEAKER_09 59:44

Boo has an advantage, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 59:46

Well yeah. So like Why is his skin like glowing almost? Is it not glowing a little?

SPEAKER_06 59:55

Well yeah, because he gets the he gets the the the youth, dude.

SPEAKER_07 59:59

It's the youth from the hold on, you might have does he have a skin core program, you think? He's got a what? He's got a skin a skincare program, probably.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:09

Yeah, I would imagine I mean Yeah, like I told you, it's the must explain the teeth. Yeah, dude, what did I say earlier? They spit on their face or something like that. What?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:19

I mean he does is it me or does he not have wrinkles on his forehead?

SPEAKER_07 1:00:23

I have wrinkles on my forehead. It doesn't mean I'm a tweaker, bro.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:26

Well, if you No, well no, but that's what I'm saying. I mean, I'm saying the opposite. I'm saying this tweaker has no wrinkles on his forehead.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:34

It's crazy. But you think he's is a tweaker getting Botox or something?

SPEAKER_06 1:00:38

Or yeah, like look, he's got but what's that between his eyes though, dude? Is that his third eye?

SPEAKER_07 1:00:45

Oh, dude, no way.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:47

The pineal gland. I s I swear to god, this dude's got a pineal gland, bro. Come on, bro. This dude's got the dude.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:55

That's a bump there, huh?

SPEAKER_06 1:00:59

Bro, this is pineal gland, bro. It's fucking opened up, dude.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:02

Dude, his his his skin is flawless. You're you're not lying.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:06

That's what I'm saying, right? Am I not like what's going on with this dude?

SPEAKER_06 1:01:10

And you're main actors, bro. He's got ancient fucking. What the fuck's I got this guy? His skin is so nice, though. I'd wear it. Wait, what?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:23

Look how clean. Look at the fingernails. Look at that fingernail.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:28

There's no urban foraging signs at all. That dude's not that guy does not put his fingers up his butthole.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:36

That's what I'm saying. That's not butthole. Right there. There's no smoke cigarettes.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:44

There's definitely no booty bumping going on.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:46

Brand new cigarette too, bro.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:48

You don't his shirt is all the way buttoned up. There's no wrinkles on his shirt.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:53

There's a couple wrinkles.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:55

Well, I mean, but those are those are wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:58

What was he what was he wearing for pants? Can we scroll a little bit in there? Yeah. You can always tell by the pants.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:05

And this badass fucking solid nothing. Oh, okay, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:16

Million and a half bottles.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:18

Oh, okay. Okay, he's he's definitely homeless. Uh he doesn't work. I I like how patriotic he is with the American flight patch on him. Wow.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:32

Well yeah, that's how it pause it. Pause it, pause it.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:38

Okay, okay. What is what c what is his shoes though? What are those?

SPEAKER_07 1:02:44

Uh it looks like new balances.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:46

New balances? Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:48

That's my guess.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:49

His pants are definitely he definitely wore those when he started doing drugs.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:54

Yeah, you know he's homeless when he dresses like a fucking Gen Z motherfucker.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:59

I think he does his laundry at his mom's house. Dude, I love this guy. I think he I think he goes out there just to live. I mean the clothes look kind of clean.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:09

Yeah, dude, this guy's getting taken care of, bro.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:12

Look, look how he's not even a real he's not even a real thinker because he looks too nice.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:17

Bro, that dude just drops.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:24

Maybe maybe he has a shower, he has a shower in his tent. The blowtorch.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:28

Yeah, maybe he has a Yeah, but I mean it's like there's no way. I mean Do you think he fussed the blowtorch? If you're gonna be homeless, you gotta be fucking a blowtorch? And smoking meth. I mean, if I was homeless, I'd probably smoke meth.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:40

Yeah, I would smoke a lot of mess.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:41

I mean, at that point. Because I'm not gonna I mean I was homeless for a little while.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:45

Well, you do want to blend in with everybody else, so I didn't smoke meth when I was homeless though.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:51

Peer pressure. Well that's also the question because you say you have to get into multiple drugs when you're when you're homeless, but or when you become houseless or homeless or whatever the fuck they call it. But it's like you also have to like have no other connect like you must like you must burn so many bridges. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_07 1:04:11

You know, if you think about it, like uh a lot of uh homeless people, um now imagine if you got homeless, you're gonna have uh fallback plans, right? You're gonna have family's gonna help you, friends are gonna help you. These people have no one to fall back on because they have burned all their bridges from doing drugs, stealing, doing whatever they do, you know?

SPEAKER_06 1:04:30

Yeah. So in a little crack and eggs, like cracking eggs in this topic. So of all these kinds of types of fucking like person, like who would be the best like partner, like mate? Like who would you who would who would you like be okay fucking or just being a life partner to?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:48

What kind of question is that? You're saying what tweaker would I want to fuck?

SPEAKER_06 1:04:52

No, if you ha were a tweaker and you had to find your mate, who would qualities would you want?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:58

Oh, if I was a tweaker and I wanted to find uh a tweak a tweak mate. Yeah. A tweak beak. Uh a fucking another tweaker, obviously. That's gonna be the first thing on the list. I mean, if I'm a tweaker, we gotta have things in common, which is smoking mess. Um I would also, you know, I'd like big Botox lips. If you had like Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:29

That'd be cool.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:29

Yeah, if you had like big Botox lips and you were like, and she was like, you know, like yeah, like a duck face. Yeah, a duck face. Maybe some maybe some old uh like breast implants that aren't like perky anymore. You know what I mean? Like the ones that she got 'em like maybe like sixteen years ago.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:54

You know what I mean? I'd want to hold like pointing different ways.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:00

You know what I mean? She's got like a tube top.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:03

Shit. On. You know.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:04

She's got no tits, but she's gotta have something there to make it feel like the are they there.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:08

No, they're there. They're just they're they're just they're the old they're the old they're expired.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:14

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:15

They're expired implants. They're like they're like titty implants that are expired. Yeah, like a punch like a speed speed bag.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:25

I'd want one that found rocks on the bottom. Like maybe one rot ruptured. I'd want a forger. I'd like one that would just bring me cool things all the time. Like, honey, I found this stick.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:36

Like a gatherer.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:38

Yeah, something like gathers like that.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:40

She would go off for like a few days or hours or however long it did before she returned. She would have so many cool things.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:48

I'd get a dumpster diver, bro.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:50

That's what I'm saying, bro.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:52

Hey man, bitch, if you're dive that dumpster. She would know what I mean, bro.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:55

She made me like a half of a guitar.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:00

Some life ripped up denim.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:05

I'd fucking love that shit. Honey, this could be a planter. What am I planting? I don't know.

SPEAKER_09 1:07:11

A planter would be good. Like someone in the house would have been a good one.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:14

Yeah, what if she sets up a planter, dude? Like if me and Sasha were homeless, I think we would do just fine.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:21

What's that tweaker?

SPEAKER_06 1:07:24

Yeah, if we were tweakers, if Sasha and I were tweakers and we were homeless, I think we would do just fine. Because she would be the hunter gather not the hunter, but like the gatherer, and she would always know what we needed.

SPEAKER_09 1:07:35

That's that question to her right now.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:37

Yeah. Sasha would be the chicken. I'd be that guy.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:50

I think we would want to aspire to be this guy, and then we would fall very short. So so yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:00

Oh good Lord.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:02

So is he he should answer the question too, right?

SPEAKER_07 1:08:04

Yeah, dude. Oh, wait, are you talking are you talking to me? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:11

Take him out for state, really.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:12

Yeah, you know, uh, you know, I I would guys, I would rather be single. I I don't want to choose any of them, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06 1:08:23

Then you'd have a then then you would just want to be around nobody. I get it. That makes sense. Hey Washington, help out so help out Spanaway, man. They need some help, man. Send in some fucking send in the troops.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:39

Yeah, if you're definitely a it's a huge problem here that they ignore. Dude, they're building uh an encampment literally a couple miles away from us. I call it the lost city of Mythlantis, okay? But they're building an encampment for tweakers to live in. And it's our taxpayers' dollars that are paying for it. A lot of people don't know this, but they're building it. Yeah, I didn't know that either.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:00

What the hell?

SPEAKER_07 1:09:01

So, so yeah, it's it's literally just a mile away from you know Pacific Road. You just go tick left. Yeah. Uh that's what our city is paying for. Our city is paying for boulders, and they're paying to our taxpayers' dollars for boulders that don't work. You know, like they they have like the so they won't sleep in in areas that are open. They put boulders everywhere. Uh but they're also they're they're building encampments to group all these people in. I don't I don't know the answers for it. Like, I don't know what to do with them. But also enabling is not the answer either. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 1:09:35

Yeah, enabling is definitely not the uh answer, and no um project housing. I don't know if it's really the answer either.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:45

So my peril, you can buy the lost city of Mythlandis t-shirt because it it's a big thing in my in my series on my TikTok channel. I joke around about it a lot.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:54

So And the and is it the again, it's the lost city of Methlantis?

SPEAKER_07 1:10:00

Yes, Mythlandis.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:03

Is that and is that a regular that's a series you're doing in like regularly in your no, it's like an inside joke.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:10

So I talk about it a lot, right? So I talk about migration patterns of tweakers, and then like I I discussed that there's word on this this guy's trying to probably go to a warmer climate, or hear the word from the secrets in the street, that lost city, Mythlantis is just around the corner, you know, but then they realize that Mythlantis doesn't actually exist. It's just the state of mind was when they're really, really high. And it's it's right behind a dumpster of a 7-Eleven, okay?

SPEAKER_01 1:10:40

So I like I I like how um I like how well thought out a lot of this is.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:47

Yeah, like no, it's it's you gotta look at it like nature though, because we we're all animals, right? I'm an animal, we're all animals. So it's like that's how I try to view it. It's like people have migration patterns, people have like, you know, even reproductive, you know, uh patterns, but you know, there's rituals that people have that are reproduction, you know. Like I I talk about it in my series too, like, you know, mating season and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:12

So yeah, that's and uh and you compare them. Wow.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:18

Have you ever saw people doing drug deals? Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:23

So I got warned from my neighbors not to do the drug deals because they're gonna come after me. Bro, I don't care. Like, I don't care. Whip my ass at 4K and I'm gonna post it on the internet. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06 1:11:34

There you go.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:35

Just make sure I'm in front of a camera. You know, but but like, but yeah, there's I see drug deals all the time. I see people, they they they're doing drugs. I keep catching the same guy over and over and over again, and he just looks up and he's just like this again, you know what I mean? But he's always like mid-bubble or he's smoking on tinfoil, you know.

unknown 1:11:53

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:55

Those are different.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:56

I I see a lot of weird shit. Or like I I post, I post a lot of times I'll post uh uh unfortunately I can only post the PG stuff, right? So I see like sex acts, I see a lot of weird stuff go on, you know. Especially a 98 Hosmer, that's like 98 Hosmer, it's like and you can only post the PG stuff on TikTok.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:18

Yes. And that's the only thing you're doing. Well what a dude, uh tweaker only fans?

SPEAKER_07 1:12:24

Oh yes, I'll I'll definitely not make money on that. But like uh dude, I I would get strikes because there was a tweaker and he's he hits a bubble. He hits a bubble and his pants fall down, right? And I got in trouble on there, it would give me a strike for that. It didn't show anything, just his pants falling down. Because there's nudity. That's how strict it is on there. It's strict. So they'll also they'll they'll they'll shadow ban you for talking about drugs on there too. So that's why my view count's really low because I'm pretty sure it's a shadow ban.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:57

Damn, because you can't. You're like, you're like, that's the dose.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:00

I I don't even give a shit anymore. Like, I'm just gonna keep posting shit regardless.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:05

So there you go. Well, more power to you, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:09

Well, that's that's like great.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:17

That's a great time to transition. All right. So that was fucking it's been a fucking crazy episode, man. There's some wild shit we talked about. Hopefully y'all had some fun, man.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:30

Um Yeah, man, I had a lot of fun. It was uh nice meeting you. Nice uh uh thank you for showing me some of your content. I'm definitely gonna follow where where can we follow you at?

SPEAKER_07 1:13:40

Uh the original tweaker safari on TikTok. I'm only following TikTok. I don't post on Instagram, I don't post on Facebook, just TikTok. And also you could yeah, you could buy merch. The merch is in my profile. It's uh there's a link, there's a link in my profile. So I saw merch. And that was coffee cups, everything. Yep. The original tweaker safari on TikTok. On TikTok.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:04

Awesome. The original. And and and how often are you are you posted on there?

SPEAKER_07 1:14:08

I try to do it every single day.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:10

Every single day? Awesome. So he's pushing out content every single day. Awesome. I'm gonna have to check this out. The um the original content.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:20

That's what we're all about. And if you're a local content creator and you or any kind of thing, funny man, fucking person, we as fucking chicks, dude. We have never had any funny female comics or anyone in here yet. Uh tell us, let us know if you want to jump in here and jump in on the egg, man, support yourself, get some good content out there. And uh that's what it is. Um we got Jake, you got Secret Asian band coming out this month, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:50

Oh, yeah. Uh March 20th. In March, yeah. Yeah, March 20th at the B Drop, Lacy Washington, Secret Asian Band. Um one hour comedy special. That's gonna be awesome. Lots of fun.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:02

And uh is the Asian man with secret.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:07

Secret, wasing man, secret, wasing man.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:16

Funny shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:17

I'm also doing a live uh martial arts demonstration during the show.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:23

There you go.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:24

I will be doing it. That'd be cool.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:28

That would be crazy.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:30

Actually it would be cool to narr if you if you came up with something that was like a narration and then we'd have to like try to act it out or something like that.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:39

Because you could do that with other situations too. Have you ever thought of doing things other than just tweakers?

SPEAKER_07 1:15:46

Uh I I I've I've done other things than tweakers, but uh here's the problem. It doesn't give me views, and views is what gives me money.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:53

Oh hey, man. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:56

Unfortunately.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:58

That's what we're doing, man. Well uh let's wrap it up. That's been a fucking great episode, dude. You're one hell of an interview, probably one of the funniest interviews we've had so far. Um, it's been great having you in, man. Uh fucking hey, let's wrap we'll just wrap it up there. Thanks for coming out, guys. Thanks for watching. If you watch this whole thing, you're the shit. Like and follow, and uh let's get it going. Thanks for watching Track and Ace Podcast, guys. Y'all have a great night.