“Nobody Coming to Save you Ho!🗣️”

The Office is finally back to normal so Let’s just talk shall we?!🫠 

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:52

Welcome back, welcome back. Welcome back to All Grown Up the New Adult, where every adult can share their story. I'm your host, Kwani. Let's get into some shit. First off, let me start off by saying, followers, welcome. This is the first time you are hearing my voice outside of the cursing that I do on my TikTok. And I am a very pleasant person. You gotta excuse my tone because where I record.

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It is It's a little weird in here.

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And I just don't want to make any sudden movements. Understand? I don't want to make any sudden movements. Because the slightest thing could tick any of these motherfuckers off. So my tone will be melancholy, as you would say. But welcome back to All Grown Up the New Adult, where every adult could share their story. If you are not following me on TikTok, please follow me on TikTok at Na.Anonymous. And please be a fucking age. Fucking kids, man. Grown fast ass motherfuckers. Stay off my page. That ain't for you. So how is everybody feeling? Today is Tuesday, and I hope you did take my advice last part and break away from that fucking war shit. That shit will fuck with you. Just break away from the news, period. Just let's not even trust anything that they're giving. Because anything that they're saying is not fucking positive. Anything they say drives me and my anxiety insane. So I really hope y'all broke away from that. But other than that, how are y'all feeling? I am okay. Work has returned back to normal, but it has left a taste in my mouth to where a bitch is getting ready to leave. Ready to pack my shit, ready to pack up my desk and everything on it, and get the fuck up out of there. Because during this whole audit, quote unquote, whatever the fuck this shit is, where they take over my fucking office, bro. It was the disrespect of it all. Just the disrespect. They come in there, they take up your space, they look down at you. And I'm the type of bitch, you gotta say good morning to me when you walk into a room. You say good morning, you I do whatever the fuck you want. But if you the type of bitch that can't say good morning, you in there slamming shit, that just may give me the right to hook you. But you can't do that in the office. I feel like they look for black folks to react like that in the office. So I just gotta dial it back. But other than that, it left a bad taste in my mouth. And I do, and I'm saying this out loud, and to all of you, I do want to quit. And the bad thing about quitting a job, you have to, there's this pattern. You gotta first find something else, wait for them to reply. All while paying bills. Because you can't just up and quit.

SPEAKER_01 4:59

Get fucked if you do that. Now you're struggling.

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Hanging in the chair line. It's just you can't just quit. You gotta prepare. And I'm not ready to do that work. So you can say I will suffer in silence for now. I can't make no sudden moves at the moment. My birthday is next month. And big man, yeah, it's another, it's another one around the corner coming up. And I'm going to Porta Vallalta. I'm out of here. Pray for me for that trip, honey. I am paranoid to leave this country. Because I would like to leave and come back. What the fuck is going on at the airports these days? They're saying that the TSA workers ain't getting motherfucking pay. And I tell you this right now. I be letting all types of shit go through. If I ain't get a paycheck, I don't give a fuck what you say. Everything's going through. Coke, dope, you name it. It's all going through TSA. If I don't got no check. And there's only one person I feel that we should blame for that. And like I said, this is not a political podcast, but it's that orange motherfucker in there that's running shit. Like, come on, now people paychecks, bro. Like, come on, bro. And TSA at that bitch. That motherfucker, that workers liable to let anybody slide for me. Like, are we serious here? So hey, at least I'm getting paid at my shit. But other than that, pray for those workers and make sure they get what the fuck they need and what they deserve, bitch. That's crazy. TSA at all people ain't getting no motherfucking money. Weird. Weird as hell. And then I gotta tell y'all, and this is another thing. We're gonna get into the topics, they're very light, and I don't like to keep y'all long. So we're gonna move to this thing. But then another thing that turned me off while I was there, y'all. I was bitched. Like that lady bitched me. She literally like said, quote unquote. Shaquan, I need you to go tell your employees to move and not sit in the office. Keep in mind all my employees are with in air distance of this whole conversation. So now I'm looking at this bitch delusional because it's like, bitch, you see them sitting here, you can tell him that, but you want me to go in there and sit them and tell him that. And guess what, Shaquan motherfucking did, y'all? Thinking of his check and his trip. Well, I thought about that shit afterwards. Because afterwards I cried because that bitch bitched me. But get bitch. I literally went in there like a motherfucking robot and said, hey, y'all, could y'all go there? I said that landlady just bitched you, bruh. Only person that can bitch me is my mom, bruh. What my mom said, my big ass age. Go do something, I'm gonna go do it. But my supervisor. Yeah, fuck that. I'm packing up my desk and I'm finding somewhere where I am respected, not talked about behind my back. Like, that's high school shit, bro. Like, if y'all got something to say, stay to say. And we all be within ear distance to everybody, and them bitches be in there whispering like mice. Like, come on, bro.

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Like, are we serious here?

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But on to some good news. My birthday is coming up, and I will be 30 motherfucking three. Yeah, no applause, no nothing, bitch. I'm just happy to see it, bitch. There's a lot of bitches that did not make it to this age, so I am happy to make it. Happy to be in the number. Okay. Give me one second, y'all. One second. Gotta find something. I'm looking at some give me one second. But yeah, ready to quit. Ready to go. Now, how some of these podcasts go so long? I don't know, but I'm not here to keep you long. I'm here to just give you what I see, okay? This is a podcast where adults can share their story and give their perspective on what it is to be an adult. Do you like it? Do you hate it? Do you hate your job like I hate my motherfucking job now? So and I understand that sharing stories can be hard. There has to be a trust within the listener and the person that is listening. So stay here for a while, get comfortable, and then maybe you'll be able to share your story with me, whatever that story is. I got stories to tell, honey, and I will be telling them as we go through. But let's get into the topic, shall we? The Oscars on Sunday. What a beautiful me. I really did like it. It was cool. Um now what I don't like is first off, Conan O'Brien, fantastic job. That is a funny motherfucker. Late nights with Conan O'Brien need to come back immediately. Immediately. And also, congrats to Michael B. Jordan. Of course. Smoke and stack. Put me in the middle of that. But either way, let me focus. I'm sorry, y'all. That smoke and stack, that was good stuff right there, honey. I actually believed that there was two motherfuckers in that movie. And I've been watching Michael B. Jordan since The Wire. So that motherfucker deserved. But I don't like this whole Tayana Taylor discourse.

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What are we talking about here? Like, are we serious? And I hate to say it like this, but why is it that niggas don't like seeing other niggas happy?

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To me, I feel like that shit is rooted in jealousy, and there's some shit that maybe some of not y'all, like the listeners, but y'all as black people need to just search within yourself of what that is. Because that to me seems jealous. That anytime you see black people in these spaces, there's always something negative to be said about how we act, our behavior, what we wear. But y'all don't critique these other motherfuckers for the shit that they motherfucking do. And then you got the bitch that went to school with Michael B. Jordan. Talk about something he should come and apologize.

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Fuck you, ho. No one's coming to apologize to you.

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Like it's giving delusion, and it's also giving that y'all don't like to see your own kind win and also be happy. And it's getting a little weird for me. I don't understand what that is to not be happy for your own. It made my heart happy to see so many niggas in that kid. So many black people there. I love that. I love that. We need to start appreciating excuse me. We need to start appreciating each other. Honey, we are next on the chaffing block. We really have to start appreciating each other and getting us our kudos. The time is now. We need to start dominating these rooms now, celebrating our people now. You motherfuckers make me sick. And a lot of it I charge to it to like this bandwagon culture. Like once someone starts beating up on someone, another person comes in on and beats on them.

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I'm like, that shit is a band, like hop off that shit. That bandwagon shit is very annoying.

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When you hop on somebody else just because somebody else is beating their back and you feel as though, well, let me beat them back in too. That shit is weird as fuck. And a lot of you have opinions as to why certain things with sinners didn't win. And I just want to say that some of y'all watch the movies, one battle after another is a very good movie. Weapons is a very good movie. Hamnet, my god. Hamnet took me for a ride. I'm not even gonna lie. Hamnet was a lot. It they do talk um in that um good Shakespeare, dost thou not knoweth the toy? You know, but it was it was very dramatic. I cried at least twice. God bless those kids.

SPEAKER_01 17:27

And just the disease of it all like very good.

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I don't want to give any spoilers away, but if you do watch it, what happens in the end, it's gonna crush you. It's gonna crush you. Outstanding piece of cinema. Worth the award. But I feel as though before we go in with these takes of why this person didn't get this, let's all watch the movies. First, before we make the comments, I don't want to come for my people, but I thought I don't think y'all watch those movies. I understand we're booting for everybody black. But sometimes everybody black can't act. Okay, next topic. Next topic. All right. But it was a beautiful ceremony. I loved everything about it. That memorium, bitch, Barbara Streisand. Barbara Streisand, bitch. I haven't seen Barbara Streisand since she was on the nanny. Was she ever on a nanny? I'm not really sure. Well, talks. And then she gave us a little um impromptu five-second of the way we were. Baby, that's that's what I'm saying. Heal me, Barb. I've been through a lot. And that bitch did heal me. Now, Amanda Seals is crashing out because we watched the Oscars. I love Amanda Seals, and how she rides for us is amazing. But it just seems as though this young lady is always upset. And all I can say to Amanda Seals is please shut the fuck up and send out those orders. People are still waiting for those orders that you have yet to send, honey. And you said you wasn't sending them, but those bitches are still awaiting. So instead of wondering why we were watching the Oscars to support our people, get up on your grizz, bitch, and send them orders. That made me upset. I understand how she feels. I get it. But we were watching that to celebrate the blacks. And for no other reason but to celebrate the blacks. We don't care about any of anything else. That is the only reason why I cook that night was to watch that. So let's start celebrating our people and also let's start celebrating life. And let's start appreciating the things that we have. And that's gonna bring me into my next topic of appreciation. Being a new adult, I feel as though we are in an era of being unappreciative. We need to start appreciating life and appreciating the people that we have in our life. Everything and everyone can be gone in a minute. Especially now, honey, I'm waiting for the TikTok boom. I'm a realist, I don't play around, honey. I'm waiting for the TikTok, but I'm waiting for it. Y'all ever seen that one cartoon where they are literally displaying some type of basically give me an example of how this bomb was dropped. I'm not really sure where the bomb was dropped, but I feel as though that's Gonna be us. Bones is billarings. If we don't stop fucking with these people, they ain't playing with our asses.

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Tell you that right now.

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I don't even know how I got there. Because that's how that shit drives me crazy. So I believe that we are coming to the end of this episode. Like I said, I don't keep you long. I just like to give my thoughts on what I see. And if you would like longer episodes, you can always just email me at L-O-V-E7 S H A Q at Aol.com. But I feel like I should just get in here, talk about it, and then get out. You know what I'm saying? Like, why keep you here? Let's just talk about the shit that we need to talk about. Let's heal. Let's discuss. And then let's get the fuck on. Let's move on. They just got shit to do. Nobody wanna sit there with their headphones in all day listening to this bullshit. I just want to talk to y'all and see how y'all are doing with them. And so my last tidbit for this segment, I'm not giving advice, but I will be leaving little bits of things that I feel as though that helped me come out that can help you come out. And the first thing that I have for you on episode 14 and save yourself. Fuck these niggas, fuck these bitches, save yourself. Do not depend on anyone to come save you. Do not even give anybody that right to even have that chance to even say that they can come save you. Bitch, save yourself. Is one, yes, loving yourself, but also focusing on what you want.

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Stop depending on other people to come save you because no one is coming to save your big ass. I didn't mean to be stern, but I'm just saying that's just what I feel.

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And that's what I hate about being an adult, is the reality of it all. No one's coming to save us. Yes, you can say your parents if you do have parents. Yes, yeah, all that. But in reality, it's you that's gonna do the work. Save yourself. Fuck the bullshit. You see that shit is spiraling out of control. It's time for for you to be your own superhero. Swoop down on your motherfucking stuff, bitch, and get right. And that's all I got for this tidbit. That was it. All grown up, the new adults, where every adult can share their story. This has been an amazing episode. I'm so happy to come and talk to you for the time that I have. Please feel free to send your dirty confessions to L O V Stefancheck at AOL.com. Yes, I am still doing dirty confessions, even though I feel as though somebody heard this, looked at my page, and also stole this segment. But I'm not gonna call it out. Maybe I'll call it out next time because I'm doing some investigation because then all of a sudden there was just confession and confession now, confession. Bitch. You bitches, you know? So, yeah. So, yeah, we're still gonna do the dirty confession segment. So please send your dirty confessions to me. I do have two, but I want to do three in the segment. I got two dirty confessions for y'all that are really good that we're gonna do next pod. There will be no guests on this pod until next year. This will be a solo podcast. Also, the visual will be. I want I'm trying to do the visual by the summer prayerfully. But we are working with this thing, very slow traction. Thank you all for listening. I do see that you all are listening and tapping in. Please, and you can also email me a story. How do you feel about being an adult? It's a trap. We're kind of fucked at the moment, but how do you feel? It can't just be me. So, keep your head tied, my niggas. I love you all and thank you for listening. Be patient with me, honey. We got this. Work is still kicking my ass, even though them bitches gone. I feel like they right on my back. Love y'all.