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LLHC Season 2 Episode 24

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On the Way to School" Series, Season 2 Episode 24

Join a working mom and her teenager for the real, unfiltered conversations that happen on the way to school. as they navigate everything from the big questions about life, friendships, and the future, to the daily chaos of homework, pop culture, Background music and constant disagreement . No experts, no scripts—just honest talks in the one place we're all a captive audience: the car. It's a podcast for parents and teens who know the morning drive is about more than just getting from point A to point B

SPEAKER_02

I don't know the routes because a hundred digits is a bit too much for me. Play that song. 100 digits or five? Yeah.

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Hundred digits.

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ASAP science presents 100 digits of pie.

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850. Oh, eight, eight. And now we're on the screen. 38 and 32. Now we're flu over new. 7950. And then a two. 88 and 41. So much fun. Now we're running. So much. Where's the wine? It's on the four that nine for four by five.

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I wish. We should buy it. What? Yes, that was very impressive.

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42117.

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Yes, that was the 100 digits of five.

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And now A subscience presents elements of the periodic table.

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So you can be the floor finity.

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It's the periodic table. You know the periodic table now? Oh yes, I know. I know the periodic table. You do?

unknown

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

SPEAKER_02

Those are the digits of pie, no? Oh, that's a digital pie, yeah. Periodic table for chemistry. Ah, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00

You don't know the periodic table.

SPEAKER_02

I know. No, that's a stable. The funny thing is when I learned periodic table, uh my teacher uh taught that in Shanghainese, not even in Mandarin. Oh.

SPEAKER_05

Can you speak Shanghainese?

SPEAKER_02

It's very strange. I don't want to do that. You could talk to Daniel's parents, mom. In Shanghainese. I think yeah. I think I met Daniel's parents a couple of times.

SPEAKER_05

Did you know Daniel's name is actually?

SPEAKER_02

What? I do not know his name.

SPEAKER_05

Because his last name is B. It's very funny.

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B.

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Yes.

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B.

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Yes.

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B-I-P. Daniel P B uh B o canal. B. B. We should say it in a different accent. So B.

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B.

SPEAKER_05

And his name is Daniel, but his Chinese name is Bing.

SPEAKER_02

I say Chinese name is what? Yeah. B Ling. Yeah. That's a not very common name in Chinese.

SPEAKER_05

I know. We said B is a very uncommon class.

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Yes, B is.

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He also said his name and that he was better than King.

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Oh! Yes, what a poor guy, but at least he's always first in the alphabetical list, man. I'm always in the middle. I'm also in the middle. Yes, Leon, we have the same last name. You know, in Chinese, normally you don't sequence people with alphabet because alphabet is not from China, it's coming from Western. You sequence something with uh um with how how many letters, uh how many like uh uh how many strokes do you have to write for your name? The smallest is in the front. If your name is so complicated, it's sound effects. What about B? I'm trying to compare B with Kerr because your last name is Kerr. Yes, pretty R sense. B is very front, only six. Ker is also not so complicated.

SPEAKER_05

The little circle adds one.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, uh my my boyfriend in university, his name is two letters. It's a ting li. The first letter has two, the second letter also has two. So in total maybe so it always says the prom. My guy has a line with another line through it. That's what it's saying. What?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it's very nonsense has two. So yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Right. So technically Z's last name is six.

SPEAKER_05

No, that that's not a Chinese term for self-decision. Like a bunch of puns. Yeah.

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Right.

SPEAKER_05

I told him your Chinese name.

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Why didn't you tell him your Chinese name?

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I'll tell him my Chinese name.

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Okay.

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But I said Chen Chinese.

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Well officially, because uh in the uh hide the path, it's not.

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Yet and and spiritually, I emphasize my Chinese ancestors who took the name Chen.

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Chen is pretty common though. It's okay.

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It's really common.

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Yeah, Chen is very common. K it's also okay. K is uh not a common chem, but it's not uncommon. We found K on one of those things where you try to find your name. You know, by souvenirs. I never find my English name there. It's always a lean.

SPEAKER_05

Mom, I just why did you call us Lia Min and Leon Yan? Well, where did she go?

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Yeah, why not Liam Ming and Leon Yang?

SPEAKER_05

Like, why? It's so confusing.

SPEAKER_02

Uh what's wrong with that? Sorry. No, just a question.

SPEAKER_05

Like, if our Chinese names are Ming and Yang, why didn't you call us Liang Yang and Lea Ming instead of Liang Yan and Liam?

SPEAKER_02

Oh what? Okay, Mom. You named us Lia Ming and Leon Yang. Not Yang. Yeah, instead of Ming and Yang. Ah, okay. Where I'm going because uh I was uh uh it's also confusing because there's a name in German called it Young. Y-A-N uh J-A-N.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, but uh that makes it more confusing because everyone thinks it's well with a J. You didn't really help me.

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Sorry. Sorry.

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And Min isn't even named anywhere.

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Tiffany Lee. Is Lee a common asleep? Li is a very common asleep. Yeah, okay. Tiffany has a common like a blues lead. Oh, you know blues li. I thought it was a double e. Uh when people write double in they might be coming from uh Hong Kong area because uh Kantonese had different pronunciation than Mandarin, and then they spell that different than Mandarin. Even it's the same letter in when we written the same, but the pronunciation is different. So Yam Dam E V C double E.

SPEAKER_05

I wonder because in Cantonese like the written letters are the same, but are like the tinging also the same? Because maybe it's different.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, they have an they are much more complicated than uh Mandarin. So you could be Cantonese but not speak it.

SPEAKER_05

The hotel I feel like not a lot of people go to China because every time that lady at the hotel tried to speak to me, she kept trying to show me Chinese letters. Because her assumption was that I was from another part of China that didn't speak Mandarin and not out of China.

SPEAKER_02

In um America?

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No, in that hotel.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, when we first came to America, they tried to communicate with me through Google Translate, and they keep kept showing me um Chinese letters that I didn't know yet because we weren't that big. Yeah, but I was in first grade. We only got through like half of the first book. You only got to one, two, three, four, five, six. Yeah, so would you fight. Yeah, exactly. First grade me did not know those letters, man. They didn't even try German, I think.

SPEAKER_05

It would have gone better.

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Yeah, maybe.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I mean, it they were Americans of more stereotypes. They're gonna pick what they're gonna pick the fact that we're Chinese, not the fact that we're German.

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The fast way for you to pick up Chinese is to watch Chinese episode with the subtitle. Yes, I agree. I've been watching more shows.

SPEAKER_05

In theory, that does work, but also I've watched Japanese episodes and subtitles my entire life, and uh No, that's not uh that's not uh the same because you don't have a Japanese fundamental.

SPEAKER_02

Girl! It's okay. You don't have Japanese fundamentals. Chinese you have fundamentals, so it's easy. It's like uh I I learn English. Yeah, I learn English, uh actually I know how to speak English, although my English is still very bad. It's not after yeah, because um I watched American episode. When I was in China, I barely can speak English.

SPEAKER_05

Like is that why you watch so many sitcoms like Friends and Big Fang Theory?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, Friends uh uh Sex and City Big Fang series. I didn't take you for a sex and city type of girl. Uh I don't think they have shame. But at least it helps me on my English in terms of speaking. Yeah. I've been watching um Gillsley studio movies, studio cover, whatever. But they are Japanese. Yes, but I watched them in Chinese. Yeah, but they the two ladies sitting next to us then, yeah. It's from Korea, huh?

SPEAKER_05

Who?

SPEAKER_02

But the two ladies sitting next to us during dinner.

SPEAKER_05

Well, where are they from?

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Korea.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, probably, but you said North Korean, and I think that's highly unlikely.

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You said North Korean? I said it's n he said Japan, I said a bit more north.

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You said North Korea. No, no. You said North and then you said Korea, right?

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Yes, yes, I said North. Yeah, bye. Okay, Leo.

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She said I think it's more North Korea than what am I supposed to think?

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I said it's more north. I think there was a little company.

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She doesn't speak only.

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Oh, but yet it didn't know it's not like a wah. My dinner was really good. What do you? Uh the pasta.

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A slightly spicy shrimp ugly or something.

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Sprague ugly oily with uh uh shrimp ah you gotta know one of you like it. Oh so like and they have also a little bit uh chili, so it's a little bit spicy. Leon, say cheese. Leon, yeah, say cheese. I asked you to make a photo, you say yes, and you did not send me. Oh shoot, I didn't leave that yesterday because I thought you didn't want it anymore. I asked you to send it to me. You didn't then you send it in the water. Oh my god, why is she so aggressive? I'm not aggressive, it's like uh you just have to write on me. Whoa, wow, does that sound familiar? It's this one, though.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, see how I still have it. Hmm, hmm. I can fix my own problems, guys. What did you do? You want to make selfie with Lenny? Uh yeah, to Santa Maria, but he decided to decline my office.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, what?

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Vanchica.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, oh my god. I don't have glasses. What do you want?

SPEAKER_02

Who cares? You look very nice without glasses. You look more and more nice, actually. To Maria. What fuck you Maria? He likes Maria? Uh no. He hates Maria. No. It's more platonic. You know what that means? Not in love. Like friends. Oh, okay. He has girlfriends.

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_02

No, he has friends with female, sorry.

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Not really friends. We're like we're nice to each other. But she doesn't know.

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Yeah, somebody nice to him in female. Wow. Oh wow. It's all it's all very positive. No, very un very unusual, but very positive.

SPEAKER_05

She's one of the many Ukrainian people in my face.

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She's from Ukraine?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, there's a lot of Ukrainian people.

SPEAKER_02

Then she must be very good looking. But most of actually uh Slavish people, maybe most of Eastern Europe girls have better than German girls.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, obviously, German girls are fugly. And Slavic people, which is like Ukraine, Russia, they're your sister is half German. Yes, but my sister's Wassian. Wassian people are good looking.

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German people are Western Asian. We won't look Weijian, she's Asian. That's a new name I learned today.

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No Asian is it's an entire community of people who are half uh Southeast Asian, and these parents probably also destroyed their childhood by uh struck them across multiple countries.

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Started with Almi. So you are Weijan boy and then kids sing kids smile. That's why you look so nice and nice, huh? You made some qualitative contribution. Roar 29 girls in your kids singing smile. Although I'm not good looking for them, but you guys good looking, soar.

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I feel so good looking.

SPEAKER_05

Hell yeah, look at what I can do. Ra!

SPEAKER_02

I don't know, you can't go check it with the car behind me. Let me in. Just go in front. Let's go more forward.

SPEAKER_05

Do it, mom. Do it.

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Yeah, just cut on it.

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Right now. If you don't do it now, you're with you. He's letting you in.

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Yeah. There you go.

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Like it was supposed to be an aggressive takeout, but he's just letting it happen.

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Which is very nice. My nail broke. Not these nails, this nail, like my real nail broke. See today I'm not betting with you. Before 55? No, I say even that would also betting with you. Man, but the six are higher this time. Um stranging. The later you are, the longer it takes. Right. Okay, before eight. I say under. Oh shoot, that's why you asked for bubblegum. Oh man, I'll get you bubble gum, don't worry. It's in my sports bag.

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Bubble gum.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I don't have my sports bag though. Yeah, because today I look at my watch at 7.25. Laia's still not downstairs. No. The chance keeps getting later is high. I mean, to be fair, you weren't ready at 7.25.

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I'm not ready because uh but that was I was downstairs at like 230 before. I was very ready.

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And you were not downstairs. You weren't forget something.

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I forget my marble, but if you had come earlier, I would have probably just forgotten my marble. Honestly, it all depended on you, and you just can't be that way. You gotta be a role model.

SPEAKER_02

I have been a role model for a couple of times. Uh okay, I'm saying the songs, I guess. Daddy's so excited going back to Ireland with Leon Yang at some man's time. Call it man's time. Yeah, actually called man's time. Like in English. Yeah. Actually, well.

SPEAKER_04

He didn't say that to me. He said, uh laughing behind the mana.

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Mana, mana more.

SPEAKER_04

That's so funny.

SPEAKER_02

No, not funny.

SPEAKER_01

He didn't say that.

SPEAKER_02

It's funny when dad says that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Then why'd you laugh when I said it? Not when dad said it.

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Because when you said that, I'm picturing dad saying that. What's up with the judgment, Leon? Someone's crowded this morning.

SPEAKER_05

Hey, look at this. Leah, look at this.

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Oh my god, it's my cat! I swear he has green eyes though. I don't know where they are.

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There you go.

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Oh my god. Another picture of my cat. Yeah, you let those. Oh my god, it's that weird kid. Sorry.

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Should not have runs them.

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Oh my god, it's that girl that always follows me around. Why was that racist?

SPEAKER_06

There's actually some pieces that weird.

SPEAKER_01

He's white. I'm white. That makes sense.

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You're awakening.

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You're awakening, you're not white. Yeah, white Asian.

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Western Asian.

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Western Asian. Yes, but I'm still white.

SPEAKER_06

Italian people aren't white.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, they are. Yes.

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Oh, French people aren't white.

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Yes, they are.

SPEAKER_06

No, white people are British and American.

SPEAKER_02

What?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, fine. I'm Western Asian, then damn.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, okay, Germans are also white. Basically, uh every European slash Western country that I believe us are with you think about the racist country.

SPEAKER_02

No, uh uh South European many are not. We're not talking about skin colour, right? Um white representative skin colour, no? No, no, race colour.

SPEAKER_05

Italian people are white.

SPEAKER_02

No, they aren't white. Italian Spain for me, they are white.

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Scandinavians. They're Scandinavian.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it's actually all okay flubbish people.

SPEAKER_03

Slubbish?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, like old.

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Yeah, yeah. This is rubbish. I'm so curious to see you guys uh getting into a relationship.

SPEAKER_03

So I asked like, yeah.

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I think eventually you're going to get in your life. Come on. I did.

SPEAKER_05

I don't even want to have children.

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Meaning. That had nothing to do with having children. Guys are family lines us here. Sorry guys. Nothing to do with family as well. No, I know.

SPEAKER_04

Rebecca and your father will have to pass on to channel 80.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, we're later in the bus. Mom parts quicker.

SPEAKER_02

Jeez, leave the poor girl alone.

SPEAKER_01

You got that one is so recognizable as it's like Bye bye.

SPEAKER_03

Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_01

Have a good day.

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Yeah.