Oversharing About… Petty Hot Takes, Would You Rather, and Is That Overrated?

This week on Moms & Margs Uncensored, we’re keeping things light, petty, and way too fun. We’re diving into our pettiest hot takes, debating what’s truly overrated or underrated, and putting each other through some hilarious (and slightly chaotic) rounds of Would You Rather.

No heavy topics, no stress — just real-life laughs, relatable opinions, and the kind of conversations you have with your friends after a margarita or two.

If you need a break from serious life for a minute, this episode is your escape. Grab a drink and come hang with us.

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I am court. And I'm Jess. And, and this is Moms And Marks. Marks Uncensored. That was good. That was like really on. We're getting good at this guys. Hi everyone. Hello. Thank you. Sorry for the little hiatus. I was, uh, passing away from the black plague, but I made it back. And we are recovering kind of, if you hear me sniffle and I'm gonna try to edit all of it out, but I'm sorry in advance. Mind your business. Mind your business. Yeah. Real life kind of hit and we had to take a little break, but we're back. We're back baby. We're back and we're ready to go. And um, okay. So we skipped a week, but you know, skipping a week didn't stop me from wanting her to make me the same exact drink that I do every single week. Espresso martini, but she's drinking something different. What are you drinking? I am drinking a Malibu. Diet Coke. Oh, she's back in her, her two thousands era. It is. Okay. So Krista Horton, I think I mentioned this. This is like the drink that she loves and coined and then I tried it one day. I was like, there's no way. Because like, I'm not one of those people who's obsessed with Diet Coke. Yeah. I love op and I know people are probably like, that's not soda. That doesn't taste the same as soda. Yeah. But like I love an op vintage cola. That's my go-to. That's what I'm obsessed with. But yeah, I tried the Malibu Diet Coke and it's so good. See, I hate Diet Coke, but if I'm like drinking liquor and I'm mixing it with something I will do diet. I can't mix my, um, here's a little odd, that's why I brought you Coke Zero. 'cause I didn't know, like I can't drink Sprite anymore. 'cause I used to mix everything with Sprite and so if I even taste a Sprite, it's like, it tastes like alcohol to me. That's when I smell a cinnamon candle. Fireball. I hate fireball. Fireball is for degenerates and we'll get into it. This episode is actually, we're gonna, it's pretty much hot takes. Yeah. So this is, this is great. Yeah. This is a great beginning to that. But before we get into that, let's talk about our highs and lows from, well, I guess the past week. Yeah. It could be the past couple weeks because we've been MIA. So what's your highs and lows? My high, I've been very productive and uh, you know, me, I love to be productive. Um, I just feel like I've been just checking things off, you know, I've just been doing stuff and my other high, um, I've just been spending a lot of time with River, like more intentionally. Like we go to lunch together, we run errands. We had been going to the park and going on bike rides every day, going to the grass area, playing baseball, like just stuff like that and, um, like finding new things. 'cause I feel like when Tyler gets home from work, there's this short little period before like, river has to eat dinner or bathe, go to sleep, and it was like he doesn't nap anymore. So that period is like the witching hour for babies. Um. And so we would just be in the house and we'd just all be butting heads because he's in a freaking grumpy mood. And now I am, and we're all overstimulated. So we switched it up and when Tyler gets home, we all go on, um, river rides. His bike. Tyler has a motorized scooter Okay. That I made fun of him for, but now I'm regretting that I ride the razor scooter, like I'm back in the fricking eighties. Okay. And I hit a dip and I'm, yeah, it, but we do that, we go to the park, we kill time that way. And it's been so much better. Way less tantrums. Like So you guys are out like in the sunshine? Yeah. Air. And now I'm sad because I'm like, okay, it's gonna get, don't that energy out there. I, I guess it kind of goes with the high. I just, I thrive on routine and I haven't really had like a steady routine, but I guess it, my low would be being uncomfortable because I don't have a routine going. Um, but I think it's also been good for me. So one of those things that's like, yeah, it might be a low for you right now just because it feels weird, but I think it's gonna benefit me just getting outta my comfort zone and like, okay, you don't always have to have like this routine written out and do all this. Like, you don't have to do that. Get outta it, girl. I need to get better at that. That was just kind of a wake up call. You saying that because when Taylor comes home, they do the same thing. Yeah. Without me. Yeah. Uh, and not, not on purpose, but they do bike rides and whatever, and I just never go because I'm like, well, I need to start dinner at this time and I need to do this, and I need to do this. So they do that and then I stay in doing X, Y, z because like, I don't wanna disrupt my schedule, but I'm like, what would a 15 minute walk? Yeah. And joining them do like, take my dog out, you know, like I'm telling you, because I used to skip out on going too, because I'm like, oh, well I'll do this and this. I'll get dinner ready, I'll get the pajamas out. You know the checklist. Yeah. Um, but now I'm just like, no, I'm not gonna do that. I go with them. Then when we come back, we do dinner, we do bath, we shower, and then I've made it a point to like, I don't get on my phone after all of that, like after we was asleep. I just like dive into a show and turn my brain off. Which for me, I need to do that too, is so hard because usually after he goes to sleep, I wanna get on my phone and be like, you know, prep for tomorrow workwise. Or like, Google this, or search this, or go on TikTok, whatever. Yeah, nope. Don't do it. It's like, refresh me in a whole new way. I'm a whole new woman. I need to do that. I need to do that. Because it's always something for me. I'm always, you know, looking at new recipes or responding to comments or dah, dah, dah. Yeah. There's always, it's exhausting. It looks a, it doesn't matter. No it doesn't. Nobody cares about you. Who one cares care. What's your, I know what your low is, but let's hear it. What's your high and low? Yeah, my low is N McQueen. My low is definitely the getting sick. I never get sick and this is gonna be unlikable. So you guys already know I don't have a microwave, so half of you guys don't like me anyways. But I also don't believe in. Taking medicine ever. Yeah. So I, I make like a paste and I have this paste in my fridge that has, uh, grated ginger, turmeric, garlic pepper, cayenne lemon juice, honey. And I make like a paste that I just eat. She sticks it up her butt. I do. And, um, that's on the after show and after that's actually means after. And, uh, so here's where we're really gonna lose a lot of people, but I crush up and eat raw garlic every morning as soon as I wake up. You stink. And uh, it's a powerful natural antibiotic. It doesn't release the right chemicals in the garlic until you crush it up or chew it up. I did spend a lot of time actually taking a clove and chewing it up and then eating it. I know, I know. I said, this is where I'm gonna lose a lot of people. You lost me. And so I like to think that's why I never get sick. But Mila came home, one of our friends, and this might be correlated, it might not. One of our friends, I feel like everyone has the flu right now. Yeah. Everyone like has something. Yeah. Literally it's that time of year. We had a play date. She was sick. Uh, we didn't, you know, whatever. And then Mila came home and she was like, oh, like I, you know, kind of have the sniffles Mila. Really? It didn't affect her. Yeah. Nothing. But like, I was like, oh, I think I have the sniffles too. And then all of a sudden I woke up one morning and I was like. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm actually dying. So that's my low. I'm done complaining maybe for the next 10 minutes. And then my high is actually last night I took my best friend Tara out to dinner at Wolf by Vanderpump in Scottsdale. And it was everything and more like I feel like in Arizona they're building so Phoenix and Scottsdale, they're building so many restaurants that are vibe focused, but they don't put as much energy into the food. Yeah. And you can tell every single dish. Was chef crafted. But even before that, as soon as you walk in the service from every single person that you encounter. So not only our server was very attentive, but not in annoying way. Yeah. She genuinely knew the menu. She genuinely knew like what paired with what and she was relatable and fun. And I was like, do you wanna hang out after this? Yeah. You know, like I love that type of service. Loved her. And that was every single server. Nice. Everyone. And to the point where if like one of us looked over another server was like, do you need your waitress? Like what can I get for you? Everyone is attentive. Yep. And also the detail in the decor. So like going back to like the vibe of everything, it was just com it, it was an amazing experience. I was like, this is what these restaurants should be. Yeah. Like so we just had the best time. We are so my best friend and I. We talk every single day on the phone. Yeah. But we don't spend a lot of one-on-one time together. Just life. Yeah. Hard. So when we get together, it's, it's a great time. But funny, I'm gonna tell this story. I think we almost, were part of an armed robbery. Oh, dear God. I mean, why not? So, all right. We're driving to dinner. I'm driving, she's pasture. 'cause I'm taking her out, you know, on a date. So, and we're driving. Yeah. She is not dead. So I'm, I'm driving her down the road and I pull what a douche bag date would do and I say I forgot my wallet. Oh bitch. And I genuinely. I genuinely did. I'm like, I switched purses and I didn't grab, I remembered my ring light. I'm so annoying. I remembered my ring light and my let it and, and my lip gloss and I didn't grab my debit card or my id, Hey babe, I have my ring light if you wanna take a picture, but I can't pay. And so I'm pure. I was like, oh, damnit. So I was like, oh, we're gonna pass a Wells Fargo over on Scottsdale. I have my Apple Pay. So I'm like, I will, I'll take out cash. Yeah. So pull up to the Wells Fargo a TMI get out, I take out cash. Don't worry to not make my date pay. So I take out cash and then I go to sit back down. I shut the door. This car. C empty parking lot. Eem. It's Wells Fargo at 6:00 PM Yeah, they're, nobody's there. No one's there. So this car whips around so fast onto Tara's side into the spot. Hell no. Next to her. Jumps like, jumps. The, the little stopper thing. Black window tint. You can't see anything. No. I locked the door and I was like, in both of us, we would, we would get robbed in a situation. We looked over and we're like, that's Wow. That's dramatic. That's weird. Yeah. And I barely like put it in reverse, but, and I left and Tara's like, do you think that maybe, like they were hoping you were gonna get out, like they were gonna like rob you because why else in empty parking lot? Yeah, that is my, like every time I go to an ATM, I don't care if it's bright and sunny and there's cars around. Before I roll my window down and put my card out, I automatically think a bum or somebody's gonna come up and take my card. So I look around everywhere and if someone comes walking. I roll my window up and I'm like, we're outta here. Oh my gosh. Yeah. So, yeah. Well, they were definitely probably trying to freaking jack you. Yeah. So that was, that was fun. I mean, I didn't get robbed. I still was able to pay for the date. So you still, you still pulled it off. That's funny because I so, so side note. Tara and I have never really hung out, but we follow each other on Facebook and we're always like liking each other's stuff. And I'm like, I just love her. I just feel like I love her just from like, that's great. You know? Yeah. She just seems so like, um, pure. She is. She's so, she's so pure and genuinely funny. She also listens to this podcast, so I know she's gonna go, oh, you guys. Um, but yeah, we, we met freshman year and it's like, we're inseparable. Yeah. Someone made fun of my shirt. Uh, bitch, they said I looked like a bumblebee. Well, you know what? Have you ever said that if you're listening right now, you're a piece of crap bitch. No, we're actually friends now, so I You're still bitch. What? But no, I, we've been saying we wanna get, um, so my best friend Kelly and I, I want the four of us to get together because I feel like her energy and tar, like, I just feel like we all. It would be so like we gotta, we gotta commingle everything together. No, it would be so good. We have to do a best friend podcast. Oh yeah. Um, because I need to meet Kelly as well every time you do. A hundred percent. So what we are gonna do is we posted a poll on our stories on Instagram and we wanted you guys to pick if it was more me or more Courtney, and you guys answered, and it was just very funny to see it was what you guys think. Some of 'em were very like spot on. And it made me realize like, oh, you guys are getting to know us through this podcast. Like you, you know who I am. But the first one was, who's most likely to Google? Is this normal at 2:00 AM And you guys, um, majority voted me. Um, and I think that's, I think that's probably accurate. I think you guys were correct with that. I not, at 2:00 AM I'm not doing anything. She's snoozing. I I'm not doing anything at 2:00 AM Yeah, but I, I know sometimes your, your brain gets a little like Yeah. And I do wake up in the night. You do. 'cause you've sent me texts in the night. Hey, idea. I have an idea and I love that. Yeah. Um, but overwhelming. You guys were correct on that one. I don't agree with this next one. Okay. Let's see what it is. Who's most likely to turn emotional after one drink? I also dunno if it's either of us. Majority said me. 65% said me. 35% said Courtney. I actually. I am an emotional person. Yeah. I cry, but like, I cry easy, but only happy tears. I'm not like a, I don't take a lot of things to heart. I think you're actually less emotional when you drink. Yeah. I, I think so too. I think the real you is more emotional. I don't know that I'm, but not in like a sad way. Like, I'm like, no. Yeah. Like I'm not, I don't care about a lot of things like that are like, I don't know, like that I, I don't make a big deal out, like a lot of, but I'm also not emotional when I drink. I'm more spicy. Yeah. That, which I think there is a question. So, so I mean, but I guess it would be me, I guess if anyone, if anyone, it would be her. It, yeah. So you guys, so you guys, you guys are right on that one. Oh, okay. Who's most likely to order a margarita while sick? Jess. And she did. I'm sure she did made one. I hadn't even asked her, but I'm sure she freaking made one. She ordered one. She did something. No. Yeah, you guys were spot on on that one. On Sunday night. I was so over being sick and I asked Taylor, I was like, you want some homemade margaritas? Because like I, that's what I want. I need it. Yeah. That's what I want. And I don't know, alcohol kills germs. Right? So like tequila might, it does, might kill reaps your system. Yeah. Um, who's most likely to hold a grudge but say they don't. Okay, so you guys said 73% Courtney. 27% Jess. Um, I think that might be accurate, but I think it might be both of us. No, I don't think you're a grudge. I'm not, and I think this is a toxic trait of mine. I love to cut people off. Like I and not care anymore. Yeah. Like to a fault. Yeah. Like even if it's family, I'm like, ah, all right. I don't care. Like, bye. Yeah. Whatever. Bye bye. So I but like to a fault. I think that's a problem. That's typically me though, but like everyone said, I need to work on it. So I guess now I am the person that, yeah. Like I'll say like, yeah, I'm totally working on it. No, we're cool. I'll be cool. But deep down I'm like, no, fuck you. No, I remember what you did. Yeah. You're still a bitch. Um, but maybe that's it. So like if I did bring people in who hurt me? Yeah. I think I would hold a grudge. Yeah. Because I think most people that I don't like, um, or that I have like an issue with, I feel like they know that. Yeah. Like they can feel that I can't really, and maybe need a grudge, but like, can like not get to like a certain level of closeness ever again? No. Yeah, a hundred percent. There's no, um, if you've done something to me or my child, or my husband or my family, like my circle mm-hmm. Um, I might say like, yeah, we're good, but we're not good. Good. Mm-hmm. We're never gonna be good, good again. So, no, I think that's actually, I think that's most people. Yeah. Whether they, they admit it or not, forget. Yeah. I think everyone to an extent, you can't just forget. Yeah. I, I don't know about that. Who's most likely to be the bitchy one once they've had a couple? 78% said court. 22% said, judge, I don't know if I should be offended or, um, Jess is never really bitchy. You're not, you're sweet. You're, I'm so afraid of court. You, she's sweet. She'll tell me like, okay, let's maybe not say that, you know, but it's not like a, um. Hey, bitch. Yeah, I would say that's accurate. I do. I I think it's accurate. I think, yeah. You guys got it. Uh, who's most likely to have broken a bone three times? I've never broken a bone. Okay. So you guys voted It was me. Um, she was close. She was a close second there. Yeah. Um, yes, I've broken my arm. Arms both? Yes, both arms. Like, I think four times what? And sprained my wrist like two times. How? Um, monkey bars. My parents had one of those, um, beds and I was doing monkey bars on that. I fell. Um, I used to do the announcements at Stetson Hills and I was running in the rain, fell, broke my arm. Um, I mean, I just, oh my gosh, my arms. I just always broke my arms. That's all it's been. Knock on wood, everybody, I just keep breaking my arms. Yeah. Uh, who's most likely to get kicked out of their school, their kids' school meeting? Ooh, this was almost neck and neck. You guys voted me more, um, than Jess. Um, I think so. I may not be bitchy, but I am full mama bear. Yeah, she is totally protected. If she's gonna get bitchy, it's gonna be because of Mila. Yeah. So I would vote. Um, me, I'm like not even gonna be at the meeting. Yeah. I think I wouldn't get kicked out, but like my partner would. Yeah. I wouldn't be invited. I just, it it'll go on and, yeah. Courtney, Courtney won't even be included on the emails. No, no. Get left out. Who's most likely not to respond for a week? You guys go to this 50 50 and that is so accurate. It's both of us and that's why we love each other. So, yeah, it's nothing personal. I will literally, I can read your messages. I just have a very hard time responding. Um, who's most likely to accidentally overshare on the pod? You guys voted way more me than Jess. I, it's more Jess. I think it's more me. I don't think I have like a overshare. It's just my natural share level. And I, I don't know. I overshare because I just, yeah, I think, I think it's more her. I think when she, she's more of an overshare, so I think you guys got that one wrong. Even sober. I just like love, I don't know, I just like don't hold much close to the vest. Yeah. Yeah. Pretend they don't care, but deeply care. Oh. Oh, you gotta go again. 'cause I dunno why they didn't work. Ooh, this was a neck and Necker, but you voted more me. Pretend they don't care. But deeply care. I think it's both of us. It's definitely both of us. Um, yeah. I fucking care. Going back to what I just said, like how I just like to cut people off. I'm like, whatever, but like. Yeah, it pisses me off if I, if I have, if we get to that point, I'm like, but why? Yeah. Like, why? Like I'll think about it, feel, yeah. I'm not gonna make a big deal out about, about it. I'll pretend like I don't care, but deep down I'm overplaying like the conversation we had, what I should have said, what should have been said, what I'm really feeling. Mm-hmm. Um, yeah, I, I literally was just telling my husband that the other day. I like, I. Told him like this hard exterior part. Like, oh, I don't fucking care about this argument, blah, blah, blah. And then like an hour later I came up to him and I was like, Hey, so to get vulnerable here, like, I'm still thinking about that. He's like, yeah, no shit. I know you, I know, I know you are. But no, I thought that was so fun. We wanna do something like that weekly. I feel like it just, um, even the, the polls before where we asked like this or that Starbucks Touch Rose in and out. Chick-fil-A, I feel like I know a lot of you better. I was reading some of your guys' response and I was like, really? You, you went for this instead of this? Like, yeah. So I feel like it's just like a fun, easy way for all of us to get to know each other. So that was kind of, it was fun. That was cool. Yeah. Yeah. So this, this week we're talking hot takes and I wanna say, I wanna start out by saying, um, there's a lot of heavy stuff going on. So the reason we wanna do this is because. There's a lot of things going on where people want your opinions or things need to make sense, or why isn't this adding up? Or what's this, what's your opinion on this? This is strictly stuff that like, it doesn't need to make sense. We don't need to agree on it. We don't have to come up with the same, um, you know, thing on it. So it's just like, it's your, it's just like this, maybe this can just be the episode like where you don't even like have to think, you know? Yeah. Like this is just like you're put it on the world is really heavy. Yeah. I just like wanna giggle and like, hang out with Jess in court for an hour. Yeah. No substance. And no substance, honestly. Yeah. No, no substance at all. And because I think the world needs a little bit more of that right now. Yeah. Not saying what's going on isn't important. We are not negating the fact Don't, don't, don't twist our words. Don't dissect, don't do that. Don't. Um, but it's, yeah. We just, we want this to be a fun space. You don't need Yeah. Yeah. You, you don't need anything more so. I think we need to dive in with just petty things. Okay. That may be like a little bit first world problem sometimes. Yeah. But petty things that drive us nuts. And I will go first because my least favorite thing in the entire world mm-hmm. That I just have to get off my chest is styrofoam bitch. Who the fuck created it? Created styrofoam. If I get a package that I have to pull, oh, styrofoam out of a box, I. Return it instead of taking it out of the box. I'm gonna Google tonight at 2:00 AM Who created a styrofoam for you? Okay. Or what that phobia is called. I don't like, like my kid will get the styrofoam and shred it up. I don't like it. I don't like that. It, it, it 1000. Yeah. I do not like that. Um, doesn't bother me in that way. Is there anything, like, is there a noise? Is there something like where you're like, you like as SMR though? I do like as MR but um, my sister Danielle and I have this super phobia. Um, a bunch of small things cluttered together. His hands are sweating right now. Um, like, like little when spiders lay eggs was nest. Um, have you ever seen those pictures of the little holes? I can't chia seeds because of that really. I know they're really good for you, but I'll just have to die instead and be unhealthy. I cannot do chia seeds. I, we can't do little tiny things together, so that is like a hundred percent my, like, no, I can't do it. I like the flavor, but I can't, the little balls, if I look at too close. You'll have a full, I can't do it. No, you cannot do it. So, um, when your phone dings multiple times in a row, immediate anxiety, because I'm like, something, something needs me, there's, they, they're gonna, they're gonna have a request that's gonna require me to like, have to multitask, taking care of my kid and doing this and this and this. And like Ida. Yeah. What, you know, what do you want? And I know it's always, it's like always, I, I don't even, it's not even anxiety of what it is. It just like a group. I, that's why I can't do a group text. No, there's just, there's too much there. Too much dings. Yeah, too much happening. Don't be dinging us. Oh yeah. Um, this one says group chats that respond one word at a time. I'm not a part of one of those, but a group chat. You lost me there. Um, I only have like my family group chat and we do not respond one word at a time. I think all of us know that we would fucking roast each other. Yeah. Um, sure. There's never No, no, I don't like, don't even respond to me if you're just gonna put Okay. Like, fine stop food that I take that personal. Don't do that. Just don't even respond. You would hate dating Taylor. Oh, I can't. I couldn't do it. Like, I'll say, what do you want for dinner? And he says, food or dinner? No. That's it. Now you're getting poopy head shit. He'll gimme a thumbs up also. No, he thumbs up something into, oh, he'll gimme a thumbs up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He doesn't have an iPhone so he doesn't like thumbs up. Text he straight up. Oh, like an actual thumb. You might as well send a picture of him. Thumbs up. I'm gonna ask for that. Um, people who FaceTime with Zero Winky, this is funny right now because River is totally in his FaceTime phase. Like my mom's house from my house is like 30 minutes and we go there mostly every day and he has to FaceTime everyone on his way home. So we're just cold calling. Like I feel like we're like, and if that person doesn't answer then we're, we're calling the next person. And um, so we are those people right now. I don't like an unsolicited FaceTime. You have to tell me like, Hey, I'm gonna FaceTime you tonight at 5:00 PM or whatever. Um, but now I am that person because then my sisters will be FaceTiming me randomly. Yeah. Talk to river. So it is what it's, I actually, I'm not one that gets a lot of FaceTimes. No, no, no. Like I don't, I don't FaceTime start. No, no, no. I'm not asking for an invite. No, no, no. If you are hearing this, I have my phone number. This is not a request for those. And if you don't answer my FaceTime, I'm me to be really mad, um, I will still just show up at your house, so, yeah. Doesn't matter. So that's fine. Wet socks. Ooh, wet socks. It, you know, sometimes I mop in socks. Is that psycho? Yeah. You gave me the, what about wet sleeves though? I can't do wet sleeves. Wet sleeves. Even if River has wet sleeves, I'll take it off of him. Yeah. He always has wet socks, I feel like, because he is always fucking doing something he shouldn't be doing or he's just a sweaty little bastard. So, um, I just personally don't like them on me, like the feeling of them being wet. Mm-hmm. Yucky. Yeah, it's icky and I don't like it. Not like when I wash my face and like the water. Oh, I hate that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Um, someone watching you type a text, that's weird. I don't like that. Who is that happening to? And if it's happening to you, um, divorce or get new friends, why is someone watching you type of text, I will say. Okay. Okay. Here's a, here's a, um, I'm gonna admit something. Okay? I've been in a car before where I'm in the middle seat and there's two people next to you. And I kind of do the side eye when they're texting, you know, just 'cause I'm a nosy bitch. It's you. I'm a nosy bitch. Oh, not in the car. Is that only Okay if you're in the middle seat? Only if you're in the middle seat. I feel like the sides would be looking at you texting. Oh, well they're not gonna like anything that I'm texting, I don't really text a lot. And if I do, it's like, what's for dinner? What do you want? Like, it's not even juicy. Yeah. I'm trying to look at someone's phone to see like you, you texting something juicy. What's like, yeah, just for personal entertainment. 'cause I'm like, yeah. My favorite phrase right now is, can I help you? Yeah. Can I help you? What do you need? Can I, can I help you? I mainly say it to my dog, but I would say it to someone who. Who was looking at that? It's just weird gas pump stopping at 1997 instead of Ooh. So question. If you go to 2030, whatever it is, yeah. If you go to your even number and it goes a penny over, do you round up, like, do you keep going until you get to the next number? Sometimes I do. Yeah. It depends on the day. Am I on my period? Am I being super psycho? Then I'll go over the next one and if it keeps going, I'm like, it's like a game. It's like gambling. It depends on how psycho. If I'm in a rush, then no, it's like, fuck it. It's a positive gamble though, 'cause like you're getting gas out of it, you know? No, I know, but I still, it's just not, it's not good. Okay. So for sure. I feel better now. Yeah. Glad that we got those out. We got those out and we can feel better about this, but we are going to talk about random habits that we all have, but to never admit because. Why admit something that could be embarrassing? One thing that I've learned as I get older is almost everything is a universal experience. Yeah. Someone's different. Like, like all of our parents told us that having the light on in the car at night was illegal. Oh my God. I still will tell River that, but he has to have it on. If I turn it off, like he freaks out. There was one the other day that Tara and I were talking about it, it'll come to me, but I was like, that's definitely something that like our parents told us. Yeah. That we just now implemented into our, our world. I still think that might be a thing though. I still think I might get cooled over for the line on. I don't know that it's completely false. I don't, I don't think so. But, um, rehearsing conversations in the shower, pretend spouse argument. Okay. I totally do this. It's not just in the shower though, it's like I will. Um, so if someone's like, Hey, let's have a conversation tomorrow about. Like, say we've been kind of like, there's some tension built up. Mm-hmm. And we're like, let's just have a conversation tomorrow. We need to get on the same page. Okay. Until tomorrow, I'm coming up with, um, a whole role play of like what you're gonna say, what I'm gonna say, and I'm rebutting, like I've already got it prepared and I'm already in my head about the tone of what it's gonna be. Um, it's toxic. I hate that I do this. I literally just told Tyler the other night, I've replayed what this person's gonna respond to me. And they're probably not even gonna respond that way, but I already set the tone for that. Don't you feel bad when it ends up being a positive interaction too? Yeah. Then I'm like, Ooh, yikes. They're like, or they're just trying to like literally level. Yeah. Or like get on the same page. I'm like, what? I, I was ready to brawl. Yeah. Like, I was ready. I rehearsed for you to say this, this, and this, and I was ready. Yeah. You da. And, and sometimes I'm bummed like that. I'm like, Ooh, that would've been, and then you're also like, I wasted fucking seven hours of my life rehearsing this conversation. Yeah. Why can't I just let it happen and see how it unfolds? Yeah. Like, it's just disgusting. Really. I love this next one. Not for the reasons that I think a lot of people will, but rereading text to make sure they don't sound weird. If you ever text me, I only voice text, so it probably looks like I'm drunk. 'cause I'm like, and okay, all right. And then we're just gonna da, da da. And I have no idea if autocorrect is doing anything, but sometimes I read it back and I'm like, there should have been like a comma there. I also meant this. Yeah. And like, I'll text her sometimes and like, I'm like, you get it though. That all works. No, yeah. I'll figure it out. You, you get it. Um, I have to like reread. Like once I've sent it, I'm like, shit, that sounded really rude. I should probably like do a follow up of like, but I totally love that idea. But no, I don't know. I was wondering when you told me about how much I we're not gonna say it, how much you didn't like the other podcast. Okay. She told me to watch this or to listen, excuse me, to this certain podcast. I was laughing. So I was cleaning my car. I watched, like, I listened to 20 minutes of one and then I was like, okay, I'm gonna jump into a different one to see if maybe it's just a one time off, um, thing, you know. Um, no total anxiety. The podcast gave me anxiety. I felt like I was on a test and I had to remember like they were jumping from this to this, this, this so much that it gave me like whiplash. And so I told her, I don't like that. I do not like that podcast at all that you love. And then I was like, oh no, I don't wanna be mean. She sent a follow up text and I was like, I need to make sure she knows I'm not, it's not, I didn't create the podcast. That's why we work, because I can say that and you're not gonna take it personal. Other people would probably be like, that's so rude of her to totally shit on something that I love. But no, that's, um, yeah, sometimes you have to like reread your shit and be like, Ooh, was I rude letting laundry live in the dryer? I do this. Fuck, it's the worst thing ever. I can totally do laundry all day, but putting it away is the worst if you leave it in the dryer damp. It smells like Bo. I've put stuff on river before and I'm like, bro, you fucking stink so bad. And I feel bad because I'm like, I don't want anyone to think you stink. So I will take everything off and I will rewash it. But you have to like rewash it in vinegar. Yeah. And do the same thing and remember to take it out the next time. There is nothing worse. There's nothing worse than, well, I mean, letting it live in the dryer. I always, one, I always kick myself. 'cause I'm like, now this is wrinkled. This is wrinkled. This is wrinkled. Yeah. And then I have to deal with that. But also I'm like, I know I feel so good when it's all put away. I'm like, oh, I feel organized. I feel good. I feel clean. Yeah. But when you like wake up in the morning or like you've been running around all day and then you open up the washer and realize you never switch the laundry. The worst. No, it's literally the worst. And I make fun of Tyler because when he does laundry randomly, when he gets a fucking hair up his ass and does some laundry, he sets a timer for the dryer. So Alarm goes off on his phone and tells him You need to go check the dryer. That's so sweet. And I'm like, you're so lame. Like you're just a lame old person. And then if I'm did something once every couple months, but I'm like, that's fucking smart. But I'll never tell him that. No. So don't listen. He's gonna listen to this. He's a bloop. If you're listening, you're a piece of poop. Oh, hiding snacks from your kids. I do that all the time. I'll tell River, oh no, you can't have this. This is only for big girls. That's my thing. I say it's for big girls. I mean like adults. Yeah. Um, Tyler always laughs 'cause it's like you're calling yourself a big girl. I'm just saying, this is for big girls only. Only we can have it. And it's like. Fucking piece of chocolate or something. We're past, we're past that. Mila ate my coffee ice cream the other day. Oh, out of the freezer? Yeah. Like we are, we are at the point now, like where she just, she's getting there. She's like, she eats my things. I don't care. And, but God forbid I ate her last pickle. Oh yeah. My gosh. You, you'll pass. I will. Um, sitting in the car in silence before you go inside. I do that. Yes, I definitely do that. Uh, do you do it in like parking lots too? Yeah. Yeah. That's the best place to do it. I will go park somewhere where like no one else is parked. 'cause that's the most freeing place to do it. The only time that like, I really am contemplating like a All right. I don't, I truly don't wanna get outta my car. It is at the gym, but then I always like, I, I'm happy I did it. But yeah. Then you come back to your car and you're like, thank God I did that. But like at the grocery store, I'll just do it before I go outside. Yeah. Just ever. Doesn't matter. Yeah. But no, especially when you have kids, it's like, damn, I don't wanna go in here. Checking the fi, the fid, the fid. Anybody have a FID out there? The fridge repeatedly, like something new might appear. Oh, I always do that. It's always like I go shopping, I get all the healthy stuff, then I start my period and that night I'm just like, scrumming. I'm like, I need something, like something spicy or something sweet. It never fails. And I'm like, maybe if I check it again and move some shit around, like something will appear like, mm-hmm. I don't know, a piece of fucking salted dark chocolate will just magically appear. Or a pizza with jalapenos. It never happens. It's so weird. You know, I saw this term and it was someone saying that they grew up in a ingredient household. Okay. And basically like a house like where it's just ingredients. There's not like a meal, like or a snack, like a ready to go snack. And as I've gotten older and as I've been reminded in my own household, we are an ingredient household. So like everything has to be made. Yeah. It's dumb. I can't just like grab, I know a snack and go and then I kick myself for it because I'm like, I don't wanna like cook. Oh, you don't wanna do that. I just like wanna. Eat. Like grab a little bite of something. Yeah. And just kick the craving. But I have been keeping chomps in my que tree at all times. So what we've been doing is on Sundays we cook a bunch of cornea saada and chop it all up into little bite sizes so that like, whenever I'm craving or just anything, I can just go in like I know it's a weird thing. No cold, cold car. Asana's bomb. So good. Like, so good. And then my latest fixation is those little Quaker, um. Cakes, cakes, Quaker rice cakes. Yeah. It's like the caramel ones. They barely have any sugar or carbs in them. And then I spread some of my protein, peanut butter on top. And when I have a sweet tooth, my God, it's like, oh, you're gluten-free. Nevermind. I was gonna give you a snack. I, that's why I eat those. Yeah. If I have a super sweet tooth, because on my period or something, I get the four berries jelly and I put a slight little layer. Like the slightest little layer. Yeah. And then I'm really like, God damn, I'm indulging. Yeah. So yeah, not a good thing watching the same comfort show over and over. That's my life. Me. I just found a new one. I haven't told you. It's an old show, I guess it came out in 2013, but just randomly popped up on my Netflix. Um, it's called the Big C. It's got so many like known actors and actresses in it. Yeah. Um, it's like a funny show. She finds out that she has cancer, but it's like a comedy, like mm-hmm. And they just throw out these lines that's just like, fuck this, fuck that. Yeah. Like just, they don't make shows like that anymore. Yeah. And um, there's four seasons. I'm only on season two, but I'm like, so I'm just dying laughing and like, it's just a, I watch this feel good, funny, easy to watch. Um, it's on Netflix if you haven't watched it. And there's so many good actresses and actors in it. Okay. Okay. I feel like I need that after I'm watching. Tell me lies. Yeah, you have to, you have to like, and I need a pallet refresher after that. I always just go back to my Bravo shows 'cause Yeah. No, watch this. I rewatch. It's like one of those that just totally like, is so easy to watch. You don't have to. Um, because I was watching Abs Absentia. Um, good one. Yeah. Um, it's where she was kidnapped and she comes back and now there's a whole other situation, but the whole time I'm watching it, I have severe anxiety. I'm like, no, no, no. It's her, not him. Like, you're like, and I'm just finding that I was having a really hard time going to sleep. So this show, the big C, is just so easy to watch that you can, like, you don't have to like be on edge. It's like the, the office that's 70 and rec. Yeah, I know any of those. I love that a hundred percent. Pretending not to see someone in public because you don't want to talk. Yeah. Always, ever. Yeah. Every time. I literally always, every time I wanna see your updates on Facebook. I don't want catch up. Yeah. In person. You know? Like, I don't, Hey, hey, you. No, I don't wanna do that. Especially if I have my freaking toddler with me. That's like on a mission to get inside. We're at Walmart or Target, I'm going to the dollar section. Then it's like they're tugging at you and you're like, I look like Adam Sandler. Yeah. I'm never like. Publicly ready to, you know, and converse with you. No, and I don't care. Like I, I, I want to be, when, when I run into people, I wanna look presentable. Yeah. I'm gonna be like, who cares? I care. Yeah. I care what they think. I care. But it's always when you run into somebody that you are the most unpresentable version of yourself every time. Like, it never fails. Yeah. I'm like, why am I looking like this right now? Why is this going on? No. All right. Okay. Okay. We got that out. We got it out of our system. I feel lighter. I do too. Now let's spice it up with, would you rather I love this game. I do too. I love this game. Would you rather, I also wish this was like live and our audience could like also type in and give us their answers to read. Yes. Yeah. We gotta figure it out. One day. We need to like, go on TikTok live on one of these. Oops. Dangerous and record live. Yeah, we should though. That would be so fun. And then you guys can pipe in and we can read your answers live. Yeah, that would be good. That would be good. Um, all right, so would you rather, all right, would you rather accidentally send your nudes to your family group chat or post them to your Instagram story for 10 minutes? Oh my God. Two terrible fucking answers or options. I made these sicko, I don't know, I guess I'd rather send 'em in my group chat, honestly. Yeah, I don't want like an Instagram story for 10 minutes. Either an Instagram story for 10 minutes can pop off and like freaking 60 people watch it. Or maybe five. But you don't wanna take that chance with a nude. So I would rather go to my family, which like. Totally fucking terrible. But don't look at that. Yeah. Yeah. My sisters and my mom, I don't care if you see, they see me nude all the time. Yeah. They change my dad and my brother. Ooh. I won't be able to look 'em in the eye forever. I would go. Yeah. I'd say the same. I, I'd say the same. I don't want, I will say I was in my first year of college and I was living in Blythe, working for my dad, going to college. No, I lied. I lied. It was my junior year of high school. I was working for my dad during the summer in Blythe and I was hooking up with this guy there. Yeah. And um, I told my dad I was at my cousin's house and somehow he found out and he comes to this party. And finds me like talking to this guy or whatever that I said I was not. Yeah. 'cause he knew his family. All this stuff takes me home, takes my phone away, looks through my phone and finds my nudes that I was sending to this guy and like my dad and I both couldn't look at each other for like a month. It was always like my dad would be like, you hungry? You if you guys see her. She's covering her face right now. Yeah. I'm covering my face. Yeah. Um, so it's happened before. It's a lot fun. I take that over the public. Um, human humiliation for sure. From strangers. All right. What's our next one? All right. Our next one is, would you rather accidentally wave back at someone who wasn't waving at you every day? Or call someone the wrong name? Definitely wave at someone, because I'm like, oh. I mean, I would get so sick of that, of saying like, yeah, sorry. Totally thought, but like calling someone this wrong name every day. Terrible. That's terrible. I don't know. Yeah. I guess a friendship. Yeah, like that. Yeah, like my dad is notorious for that. Wrong names. When we go summer house, our river house, um, in Blythe, everyone knows everyone. Yeah. And my dad grew up there. You should really know everyone. Every time we go to the river, he'll like walk over to a different sandbar and be mingling for like 20 minutes and he'll come back and he's got a buzz and he'll come back and be like, oh my God. I was calling Joe Ron the whole time. And I'm like, you gotta fucking be kidding me. Like he is notorious for it. It never fails. So, um, I get like secondhand embarrassment for him, so I'd rather wave at somebody. A hundred percent. 1000%. Would you rather always get stuck with the crying baby on flights or always sit next to someone who talks the entire flight? I'd rather sit next to someone who talks the fear of my baby crying the entire flight and everyone just being agitated with me is like, uh, that's a nightmare to me. I hate that. Yeah. I don't know. I, I think if it wasn't my crying baby, I would choose the crying baby on a flight. Yeah. So I can put my headphones in. I don't care if it's anyone else's. Now that I'm a mom, before I was a mom, if a baby was crying on a flight, I'd be like, what the fuck, dude? Like, sh get your shit on her control muzzle that thing. Now I'm like, if it's my kid, like Yeah. That's like the fear I had before going on a flight is like, what if River just totally like, he doesn't wanna sit in the seat. Yeah. He's just up and then it's a tantrum and everyone's watching me and I know nobody really cares besides the onions that I don't care about. But No, that's terrifying. Oh my gosh. No, no, no. I don't like that. Would you rather fall in public once a week or spill food on yourself every time you eat out? Fall. You'd rather fall. I'd just fucking spill the food. I'm not gonna fall today. I'd be so pissed. It's on my shirt. You wanna fall in front of everybody all the time. That's brutal. Actually, you know what? No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna switch my answer. The amount of like oil and food stains that I just always ha I do it anyways. Yeah. Yeah. Because you know when your sandal folds forward in public, that's the worst. I feel like immediately my whole body gets hot and I'm sweaty, and even if no one sees, I'm like, oh, somebody major importance on me do that. Do, there's just nothing like it happens to everyone and it's like, it shouldn't be as embarrassing as it is, but like, if I'm like walking and stepping over a curb, it's so curb and like I trip. I'm like, oh, I hope no, it's terrible. It's so embarra interesting. For no reason. Don't like that. Would you rather always have something stuck in your nose that you don't know about, or something stuck in your teeth that you don't know about? Ooh, I don't know This actually, my teeth. Yeah, I guess I, my sisters are fucking assholes because they let me, this one time go a hole like hour. They kept laughing and I'm like, what are they laughing about? Like, what the fuck? We went to Chipotle, I guess I had a whole piece of cilantro, like right in the middle and talking to people. Yeah. Like it was in a public setting where I was communicating with tons of people the whole time and they just kept laughing and I'm like, what is your guys' deal? Are you stupid asses? It was cilantro sent front and center, like how long has this been taking my teeth? But I've been to a party where I've seen someone had like a, like a booger hanging in us. That's also brutal. I feel like that's been me this past week. So like, I'm like there. I don't want that to ever be my life again. Yeah. You don't want them to be someone. Um, would you rather accidentally send a screenshot to the person you're talking about once a month or butt dial someone during gossip? Once a month I'm butt dialing. Yeah. There is no worse feeling than when you send a text to the wrong person. I've done it. Same like in a bad situation though, where I'm like, oh really? Like I have beef with someone and I accidentally send it to them. Oh, there's no like circling back. 'cause it's hard to like, oh fuck, that's the worst. I screenshotted a conversation with my old boss and sent it to her and I meant to send it Yeah. To someone else. And that's why she doesn't have that job anymore. Surprise. I was, no, I quit my job. No, I hate that. I'd rather, um, I'd rather butt dial somebody honestly. Okay. Would you rather always show up underdressed or overdressed everywhere you go over You'd rather over? I'd rather under. Really? Because it gives a level of like, I don't really care. The overdress is like, whoa, bougie bitch. Like, you think you're better than us? Dude, I love to show up to a grocery store in a dress and heel boots. You know what, we are opposites. I never wear dresses. Um, I have knock knees, so find me in shorts or a dress. It's a rare occasion. Everyone says, no, you don't. It's fine. You look great. You have great legs. I hate it like. Dude, I have ugly knees in varicose veins and I'm like, look at 'em. Get a good look. Screenshot, send your friends. Clearly, no, I'd rather under, but remember, I, I don't care, but I deeply care. Something dress, you can be like, oh, whoopsie. I was at the gym before this running lane. Okay, but let me, let me tell like, how would you feel though if no one told you, let's say wolf like where I went last night, no one told you the dress code and you showed up in jeans in a, in a hoodie. I'd just leave. When you mean bummed? Yeah, I'd leave. I'd have to leave and I'd have to go to the nearest target, redress come back. Okay. Okay. So that's the Yik service. Either way, would you rather only be able to walk backwards or only be able to sprint forward? That's funny because I saw that one girl that one time that I don't know if this is even true, somebody debunked it. Somebody messaged us and tell us if this was true or like researched. Um, a long time ago, this girl got the flu shot and she could only walk backwards. She walked forward, she was like, you can't see me. But she was like totally messed up. Um, if you haven't heard about this, YouTube it right now. She got the shot. It has to be fake and she could only walk regular backwards. Okay. That has to fake. If you know that this is fake or you have proof or whatever it is, send it my way. But, um, it was like my brother and mom and I were like dying laughing. Like it was insane. Like, if she tried to walk forward, she was totally like fucked up. So, um, I How awkward would it be just to run? I'd just rather run everywhere. Just be like, sorry, in a hurry. Sorry to hurry. You're walking backwards like in the grocery store. Like what? There's no way of explaining that. Like, what's your reasoning for walking backwards? Can you imagine grabbing a gallon of milk? No. Oh, grabbing a gallon of milk and running. Yeah, I could hear it. You could just be like, sorry. In rush, what would you say? If you're going backwards, what would your. Howdy. I don't know. How would you explain that you're running? Like what would be your reasoning if you're running, you could say, I'm in a rush. Oh my God. Okay. Those are good. Those are, those are good. I don't wanna do any of 'em. How about that? Yeah, exactly. Uh, that's my hot take. And so again, I hope you guys are feeling light and airy and refreshed. Yeah, and it's like also answering these questions too. Again, I wish that this was live, we are gonna end with rapid fire, overrated or underrated. Yeah. And you know what I think we'll do this upcoming week is we're gonna post the poll on our stories and see what you guys think. Yes. Because I wanna know, I want you guys to have to freaking put these questions in your brain and think about what kind of psycho person you are, what answer you would pick. Because right now I'm thinking I've never thought of having to run backwards or forward and I don't know if I'm writing this or if I'm weird. So. We are gonna ask you guys these as well. There is a right and wrong answer to this first one. What is it? Ranch? On everything. I like. Ranch. You love it. Underrated. Pizza, pasta, wings. Doesn't matter. I, last night they gave us our truffle fries with no ranch. Oh, it's a nice restaurant. I don't know. I'm, you guys like, not believe in like a dipping sauce. Yeah. A good, I just want, I went to like a true authentic Italian restaurant with my sister. We took my niece and all of her friends for her Sweet 16 to the Catamaran. They wanted to do their own thing. So my sister and I were like, we're gonna get cocktails and pizza at this. Like, I mean, they were Italian. Yeah. And I asked for ranch and the way that my sister, my brother-in-law and the server looked at me, they were like, no. And then my sister and brother-in-law were like, this is like a true, don't ask for that here. And I'm like, what? Why? It's good on all pizza. Yeah. It would've been great on that pizza. They're missing out. They're so yes. Ranch on everything. A hundred percent. Okay. We kind of hit on this, on the stories. The ice coffee year round. Underrated. I'm a, yeah, that's totally underrated. I love an ice coffee. Doesn't matter how freezing it is outside. Um, it's, it's a thing. And I think a lot of people, based on the, the stories that we asked last week, um, a lot more of you were like, iced coffee than hot coffee all day. It like a lot more of you. But first thing in the morning, I love a hot black. Okay, coffee. Me too. So I have to have my hot espresso first thing. It's something that like wakes up your system. Mm-hmm. But like midday, I wouldn't just be like, you know what, I'd like to just heat up my fucking plat. Like, no, no, no, no. It has to be, lemme get a hot latte now. No. Are you sick and twisted? Charcuterie boards. Oh. Anybody that knows me knows I am a fucking charcuterie queen. I love them. I love them. Love them for my bachelorette. My sister made me one with a bunch of penis cheeses and like all the things. It's so like, it's the best thing for a party too. 'cause you can just graze like a little cow that you are. Courtney, we were doing so well. We were doing so well. Uh, they're also great if you are a mom. That is the best. Yes, best, best lunch idea. Stop making lunches. Make a, we call 'em snack plates. Yep. And just a protein, a cheese, a snack, fruits, whatever. Let your kid graze. That's so good. Yeah. Kelly came over, my bestie came over for happy Hour and River and I made her a whole charcuterie spread. And then he was like sticking the sausage in our cocktails and all the things, but mm-hmm. It took a term, but they are always a good idea. Bottomless brunch. I have, I have a confession. I've never gone to like a brunch. I know. And I feel like, don't you think I would like be good at it? You would thrive. I know. In a bottomless brunch situation. I don't know why, because it's always like, okay, how am I gonna go get so drunk at brunch? I guess somebody would have to be keeping my kid like overnight and I would be able to turn that part off. It's the thought of like going to brunch and having to come home and take care of my kid. That sounds like, Ooh, okay. So, but there's a difference. So like a bottomless brunch, you definitely need to have childcare after a, but like we just went to Hash Kitchen. I got a dirty martini and fries and um, like a simple one. Not like a Keep going. No, no. But I do think it would be so fun, like, um, we don't have football anymore besides the Super Bowl, but we are going into baseball season, spring training, this and that. I think it'd be so fun to go to bottomless brunch and just like, hang out and watch a game the whole time. Like on like a couch. Mm-hmm. You know, like that type of vibe. I do have a gift card to Eggs to see. Never been there. I love to, but I heard that they have, um, like mimosa flights and things, which is intriguing. You, you would really love. I'm onto something. Yep, you are. All right. Stanley Cups and Giant Tumblers always. I love 'em. You have to. I love them. What's your favorite though? Mine's Hydro Jug. I like Hydro Jug. Way better than Stanley. And I had this gigantic one. It was like a, um, like a 60 Ouncer I remember was like, what the fuck are you doing with that? But everyone always, we'd be going somewhere and they'd be like, oh, my cup's outta water. And I'm like, I got you. Fa like, can I have a toddler that wants to drink from it? So it was a good idea. So you're carrying around one of your, but it was like, like a five gallon jug that you go fill up at grocery? Yeah. I a freaking gallon of milk, but hey, they are always a good idea. Can you run with it? Matching family outlet? Oh, outfits? No. No. Mm. Uhuh No. Mm. Tyler won't even do it at like Christmas and I don't like to either. Like pajama wise, like do you like the same vibe or just same vibe? Yes. Okay. But not, um, like super matching. It's gross to me. I don't wanna wear the same exact outfit. I feel like if you are one of those people, then like, you're gonna end up on Dateline Snaps For sure. You're done? Yeah. Oh, this one. Gender reveal parties. I am like not the right person to ask about that because I do IVF and I already know my gender. So I am totally not a gender reveal person. I didn't, we didn't have one. We were at the, we were literally in the doctor's office and she was like, I can see the gender. Do you wanna know? And we said, yeah, yeah. Tell us. And, and then we, and, and then we found out. Yeah. I just like, don't a big thing for, I'm gonna get so much hate. Yeah. I don't wanna there celebrate my baby. Yes. Yeah. But like, I don't wanna, like you don't, you probably don't wanna be there. You might be excited, you might not. Like I don't, probably not, I don't think anyone is excited about y your baby, you're the genitor of your baby. Or like the gender of your baby as you No, like. No. Which I feel like I'm gonna get so much hate for that I'm down to go, like I'm down to like see my friends. They're just not for me. You're never getting a gender reveal invite again. You're welcome. I'm never gonna get gender again. But I mean, again, I'm IVFI did genetic testing on my embryos. I have two embryos frozen. I know what they are. It's a girl and a boy. I knew what river was, and I can still say, Tyler will ask me sometimes. Okay, well, what if we randomly, for the grace of God, get pregnant on our own? Would you wanna have a gender reveal? Because we would never get that in the regular IVF world. No, I wouldn't. I love an intimate one with a, like a husband and wife. Like, I like us cutting a cake like the two of us in river, but like, I don't wanna have this big party. No, it's, it just screams. Like, look at me, look at me. Like, no, just find out where your fucking baby is and get over it. Photo dumps. I, I enjoy 'em. I prefer it. I rather than like. Dragged out, like, yeah, I like wa, I like, I, yeah. Genuinely like seeing people's, uh, monthly photo dumps. Yeah. And I also, um, some people have really witty captions for those. I just feel like I'm not there. It's like they have witty captions where they're like witty pictures. Yeah. Like, it's just like a cocktail sitting in the grass. And then I try and take it and I'm like, what are you? Or just like something that they saw like on like a light pole. And I'm like, yeah. Like, no, my brain doesn't operate that way. No. I take pictures of is food, like Yeah. Like here's my food for the last month. Get ready with me videos. I wanna be that person. I love them. I'm just chaotic in getting ready. And I don't think anybody would enjoy watching it. I think it'd give him anxiety. I. It is tough. 'cause like I already film so much of like my life. Yeah. Like I film hours a day cooking. Um, and like when I'm getting ready I just like wanna watch Bravo. Yeah. Or like watch a show, not focus on them. Yeah. Or have a podcast on. Yeah. You know, I don't wanna film that too, but I love watching them. I sometimes think like the way that I do my makeup is really, um, off the rocker. Like people would not, it's not like your general, like you'd go on TikTok be like, that was so satisfying. It's totally insane. But it comes together. Yeah. So I'm like, maybe somebody would, would enjoy watching. How nutty, what I just did was I feel like I would get ripped to shreds by makeup people because I put calamine lotion and Aquaphor on my face before I put makeup on. Oh my God. And I feel like that's asking for longed pores. But it sits Matt. Yeah, it looks good. It's, I feel like some people feed off of that though. They wanna see the crazy. Ways that people get ready and not like the smooth podcast clips on TikTok. I love them. That's how I find my podcast. Yeah. Like what I wanna listen to. If I see a little clip and I'm like, oh my God. Then I go to their page, I follow them on TikTok, I download their podcast on Apple. Um, that's like really generally the only way that I find a podcast, to be honest with you. That's why you guys should share our podcast. Yeah. Like if you guys do a little clip that you like of us go follow reality dating shows. Yes. Love them. Love island. Love is blind. Yeah. Even though I, the more chaotic, the better. But like, I hate I, I'll talk shit the entire season about how much I can't stand it though. And then I'm like, oh, that was good. I haven't watched The Last Love is one. I, I should do that. No. Watch the, there's a new one coming out. Or like, love Island. Are they even making that anymore? I haven't seen like a new season of Let's add this to Hot Takes. I could not stand the US one. Oh, I love the Australian. That's the best one. Uk. Yes. Yes. Yes. UK is the best. I love the host and I just love their ban. The Banta. Yeah. I go text. Yeah. It's so good. I go to text. Um, self checkout always. It doesn't matter if a, if a person is like, if the Checker's looking at me like, Hey, I got an empty line. No, we're going to self-checkout. I will bring 40 items Yeah. To self-checkout, but I'll be fucking speedier. Yeah. Than the person. No, I'm quick. Like I know. I know what I'm searching for. I know Walmart checkers are the slowest, oldest. I know bleep people. Like I can't, I will never go in a line there. Grocery pickup. Yeah. Or delivery Overrated. I hate grocery pickup. Only if you have avocados on your list and they pick you some shit ass avocados, then I'm mad. The hard ass avocado. No, it's when, and I think they do this for fun. They out of stock the main ingredient. Oh that's the worst if I get chicken. All right, so hang on, we're gonna get real hot for a second. I know. Podcast is running over. I really hope you guys had no plans today. So number one, if they outta stock chicken, like let's say I asked for thin sliced chicken breasts. Yeah, they outta stock it. You're telling me you have no full slice chicken breasts in there That I can thinly slice myself or even ask if I want chicken thighs. Yeah. I promise you guys are not out of chicken. Uh, give me one of the other options. But then also too, if they give me a puffy, like a, a chicken that, like it has like some puff in it. So if there's puff in the plastic, then that means that the chicken is letting off gases. What? What? Yeah. So that means that the chicken was left out at some point from when it was going from the truck to here, and it's releasing gases and that chicken is going bad. Oh, good to know. So sometimes they give me. Puffy plastic on the chicken and I am not down for that. No. And then if I'm getting ribeyes and they gimme a thin ass ribeye and I want like an inch and a half ribeye, but I don't have an option. I just can't. Yeah, you work. There's just too, there's too many factors. But if you order your, um, this is delivery, but if you order delivery from Sprouts, um, when you pick an avocado, it'll tell you do you want it ready? Right. Whatever. There's levels. I will say I did just have a Sprouts, um, order delivered and it was on point. They are like always on point. I got a Greek salad, I got a regular store. They will give you some weird shit, I will admit. Yeah. But sometimes necessary. No sprouts is good. QR code menus. I wanna know this because our dispensary, I've put out all these QR codes for our dispensary and I really wanna know, do people actually scan these and look at the menu or they don't? They do against their will. Yeah. If it's the only option, like that's the only way to see the menu. But if you have a physical menu or you can scan it and look at your phone by yourself. You're gonna pick the physical one, right? I The physical? Yeah. Yeah. 'cause it's right there. Yeah. Simplicity. Okay. Good to know. Crocs. Crocs. Crocs On my child. 'cause he has fat ass feet. Just Crocs on child. Like it's the easiest too. Yeah, but I don't wear Crocs. No, no. I feel like they make my feet look like fucking Flint stoners. I just, they just, yeah. They don't compliment me very well. No. So I feel like if you're a nurse and you're in scrubs Yeah. Yeah. We kind of did that. Um, no, that's like our sets, matching pajama sets. I love them. Um, so Jess and I have a couple matching pajama sets, but they're like, it's the theme of them that are matching, right? Yeah. So we said like, okay, let's get cocktail pajamas. And she got like a different, and then, and I love that. I love that. I like when they're like the same theme but different sets. Mm-hmm. That's I agree. Totally. Cool. Um, heated car seats. Um, oh, I'm so mad. My new car doesn't have heated seats. I miss them. Um, in the winter. Yes. But I've been using heated blanket every night. Um, I'm on my period, so I always wanted heat like heat. Heat, heating pad, whatever you call it. Yeah. But, um, I got one in the white elephant this last Christmas and I thought, I'll never use this. I really won't in the mornings. It's our thing. River was like, I'm gonna go turn on, turn the heated blanket on number three. And it's like, and then at night when we put river to sleep, Tyler knows to go like, plug my blanket in and turn it on three in my spot. And it's like a vibe. Ooh. That would be that. We're going in the summer in Arizona, so I'm gonna have to fucking put it away for 500 months. Keep the house at like 60 something. Oh, I do. And an electricity bill. What do you keep thermostat on in the summer? In the summer? It's gotta at least be 72 in my house. Yeah. Agree. If I'm away, like, and I'm gonna be away for a while. Yeah. But then I can turn it before I come home when I'm sleeping. I need that like an ice box. Yeah. And there has to be a full fan going at all times. Yeah. We went to Flagstaff. There was no fans in the hotels. It was brutal. I don't care if it's cold, I still need airflow. Okay, here's one of the other, one of the other. I need airflow if, how do you feel about go getting into a car with someone or on your own that doesn't have the AC on anything? I hate that. It's always an Uber dude. I always get an Uber and they'll have like, uh, we Ubered from the corral like a few months ago. Full heater. Don't ever do that. And I told him, can you turn that off and turn a little bit of air on? He turns the heater off, doesn't turn the air on. Motherfucker. I'm paying you. Turn the air on now. So it's just stagnant air. It was disgusting. Oh no, I need airflow. Another random pet peeve of mine before the show ends. I need to let everybody know I hate burping. Um, since I was a child, my parents can vouch for this. If I am eating in Bert, they said it would be a full on, like I'd go Tasmanian Devil and fight whoever did it and I would refuse to finish my food. Are you okay? If someone wants it? Yeah. But if you're just like full on, like, especially if I'm like out in public and someone does it, I will look at them and give them the dirtiest look and be like, fucking pig. Like Yeah. I had to, I had to get that off my chest before. No, I'm glad that you did. I had to get it off my chest before the last one. Axe throwing, fuck Axe throwing. I've tried. I'm not good at it. I put this one on here just 'cause I was, I wanted a vengeance, you know, like I we're gonna go, Jess and I are gonna go to an accident. I'm not going and we're gonna video the whole entire thing. Uhuh. I don't want that public. I can't even like. It just bounces. It just, it always does bounces. And that's, even if I make it over there, it's, yeah, it's a lot harder than they make it look. No, I thought I was gonna do it and it was just gonna be easy. It was so heavy. I threw it. It bounced. I thought it was gonna ricochet. It's actually dangerous, to be honest. So sketchy. It shouldn't banned. And they have a bar in there, like, why are we drinking and throwing this? No. Especially when that thing is gonna bounce off and hit me. Yeah. In the skull. Why are they doing that? But we're gonna go do it. We're going to vlog the whole thing for you guys, for your entertainment. We're gonna sacrifice ourselves in our lives, and we're gonna have some drinks and we're gonna do some ax throwing and we are gonna video the whole thing and, and let you guys, um. And we're just gonna let you guys embrace the experience through us. This is news to me. I, and then we're gonna do Topgolf, we're gonna do a few different moments. Okay? Okay. You had me at, at Topgolf, I'm down, got down, we adding pages. We could do this bowling. We're gonna do a whole series one time where the whole week we just go to different, like sports, um, places like that. We have a few drinks and then we let you know how the experience is. I know Taylor, if he has made it to this part, he is like laughing because I am so insanely bad. At everything really. I'm still competitive. We ax throwing. I won't even hit it. Um, mini golf. It takes me 15 tries. This will be good though. Um, carve out some time in your schedules top for this top golf. I actually am a good golfer, so that is the only thing that I'm confident about in this entire thing. Top golf is fun, but other than that, um, bowling, fuck, bowling. I, this is ballroom. Oh, great. We're going. Okay guys, well that's look forward to this extravaganza because Yeah. Anyways, um, I hope you guys love this. I hope you guys were answering too. Yeah, and this is just like a little bright part of your week. And if you guys wanna do another one of these. Soon. Yeah, we are always down. I hope it was light and fun and easy to listen to and not anything heavy. Um, we don't need anything more heavy in our lives, but we will be posting, um, kind of the last part of that as a poll on our stories in the next few days because we wanna hear your guys' answers too. And I oddly wanna hear everyone else's kind of like pet peeve, so I might be same. Like let's ask that, what's your guys' like, pee? What's like irritate? Yeah. I wanna know. And I feel like when we know that about you, like it, it teaches this a lot. It does. So it does. We are so happy to be back and, um, we can't wait for everything to come and to see you guys talk to you guys next week. Yes. Love you guys. Love you. Bye. Bye.