From Porn ID to Petrol Chaos – the Stead Has His Finger on the Pulse.

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SPEAKER_03 0:00

If I've got a full over a piss, it's a pain in the ass. I would sometimes just prefer that. It's first world problem.

SPEAKER_00 0:10

Fucking you, poor fucking baby.

SPEAKER_03 0:12

Give me the funnel and I settle it with the van, you know? Fuck's sake. So back to the porn ID, having it tough. How do we get around the ID?

SPEAKER_01 0:25

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 0:27

I can- Do you want to get around the ID though? Is it time to take a break from the porn?

SPEAKER_01 0:32

No!

SPEAKER_00 0:36

Fucking shit of the question! Ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls and ladies who can decide what they are! Welcome to another day of podcasting and being live as well. I'm sorry I'm a bit late. I had a doctor's appointment. A phone doctor's appointment. All that bullshit. But anyway. So basically what we're gonna do is go and go live on Facebook, and then in a couple minutes, I'm gonna start the podcast, and um we'll be talking about a few unrelated subjects today. So I'm gonna give a call out to you guys as well. As you know, most of the time I've got a hat on or some kind of bright shirt or whatever. So what I'm gonna do is, if there's anyone out there with a crazy hat, a crazy shirt, a business, whatever, send it to me. Um, and we'll give you an address to send it to, and I'll wear it on one of the upcoming podcasts and live to air rants that I do.

SPEAKER_03 2:09

Doesn't have to be crazy.

SPEAKER_00 2:10

No, no, it just fuck it, just send me a hat. I need a new hat. Send me a hat or a t-shirt with your business name. Doesn't matter what it is, just send me some free shit. Alright. Uh so what we're gonna talk about today. I uh uh mate, I gotta tell you today's a big time, eh? We've got so much to talk about. The Prime Minister once again. Alba, what can you say about that?

SPEAKER_03 2:51

Well, hang on, just tell them we're gonna start the podcast in the air. I just did. No, you didn't.

SPEAKER_00 2:56

I did, I said we're going in a minute. Oh fuck you that idiot. I hate working with normal people, they're fucking fucked in their head.

SPEAKER_03 3:05

But you're gonna be looking at this camera, not this one.

SPEAKER_00 3:08

So I'm not gonna look at you anymore, right? But I know you're fucking there. So I'm gonna look down here because otherwise they'll get fucking huffy.

SPEAKER_03 3:20

But stay with us and ask questions.

SPEAKER_00 3:22

Yes, ask questions and and I'll answer them. After and and yeah, oh, by the way, I was told not to mention this, but fuck I'm gonna mention it. I've got a hater. I won't I won't give nose out, but you know who you are. And uh love ya. I couldn't resist. You had to, yeah. I had to do it. He had to be mentioned. I won't name's name, but fucking hell, man. Jesus Christ. Been a big big couple of weeks, you know. Um, you know, Trump is doing his little bit. Yeah. Got no petrol, yeah. Blame Trump. You know? Start a war, we've got no petrol. Um prices are going up. Um How about he's lying again to the general public of Australia? There's a fucking shocker. Apparently we've got enough reserves. Did you know that?

SPEAKER_03 4:42

Well, I thought it was.

SPEAKER_00 4:44

We know we've got enough reserves as it is.

SPEAKER_03 4:47

Of course we do.

SPEAKER_00 4:48

Yeah. That's why we've got petrol stations closing, and that's why he's thinking about holding his summit with the states and territories, because we're sweet for petrol. So, and in the meantime, he what is he? He's on a plane somewhere, fucking flying somewhere, and uh using uh fuel like there's no tomorrow, and obviously we're not in a fucking shortage.

SPEAKER_03 5:23

Didn't you find it funny or not funny, but weird that the water I don't find him fucking funny at all? That hang on, let me get the mic in on this one. That's that's better. Um the war started and the prices went up straight away. Don't you find there's something don't you smell a rat? Wouldn't it take time? Just a little bit of time at least, for for things to to change. No, they they change straight away.

SPEAKER_00 5:49

Why would it? Why would it take time? Why put off what why why put off what you can rip off today?

SPEAKER_03 5:59

That's true. That's well, that's what's happening.

SPEAKER_00 6:01

And that's what's going on, basically.

SPEAKER_03 6:04

Yeah, yeah. But what my point is, like, we weren't when it happened, we weren't short on fuel when it happened. Right. So you'd think that Well, according to him, we're not short on fuel now. Exactly. Yeah. Anyway, I smell a rat, a big rat. A couple of rats, actually. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:22

I just smell uh incompetent fucking turd.

SPEAKER_03 6:30

Because it's a it's a it's a you you said you filled up the other day?

SPEAKER_00 6:34

I I filled up before all this happened, and I'm uh I've been just pottering around gimpy at the moment, so I got no big drives.

SPEAKER_03 6:45

Um people are gonna see you more in your wheelchair than your actual car because of the process.

SPEAKER_00 6:52

It'll take me fucking ages to go anywhere.

SPEAKER_03 6:58

I just want a stick of butter and some sugar.

SPEAKER_00 7:00

Yeah, yeah. You see, yeah, and the scooters only got a fucking 10k radius. So, um, you know, getting anywhere could be fucking problematic. Yeah, getting down the centre of my team in two fucking days.

SPEAKER_03 7:18

There's a there's a business proposition in there for you, though. You could start renting out your wheelchairs, you know, for people that don't want to.

SPEAKER_00 7:24

Well, I've got fucking four of them.

SPEAKER_03 7:26

Twenty bucks an hour, eighty bucks an hour to for people that don't want to pay for Patrick.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

Come pick up a fuck hundred and sixty an hour, mate. Okay, all right. Fucking racketeer in here, fucking I leave from the prime minister.

SPEAKER_03 7:39

That might get you one tank of fuel, you know, at the end of the day with uh renting out four fucking wheelchairs.

SPEAKER_00 7:45

Yeah, maybe.

SPEAKER_03 7:47

I love it.

SPEAKER_00 7:48

You know, it's just ridiculous. I mean, why why is it that for the last 20 or 30 years, won't when a government wants to change things up and make money, they're always selling off parts of the industry that we could really do with.

SPEAKER_03 8:11

Yeah, uh it's I don't know. I I I feel like we've always been the nerdy, smelly kid in the schoolyard, and we've always not not always, but I've yeah, I think we need some stronger leadership.

SPEAKER_00 8:23

We need a leadership. We need leadership, period.

SPEAKER_04 8:28

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 8:29

I mean, the guy's getting booed at every drop of the hat. Or just people yelling at him.

SPEAKER_04 8:36

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:37

They just don't want to engage with him in in a in a in a competent way anymore. Because he's incompetent.

SPEAKER_03 8:46

So what's what's the alternative?

SPEAKER_00 8:48

I keep on saying this, man, and people won't fuck and listen. If you want to, if you really as far as I know, and if I'm wrong, someone correct me. But I'm sure that if 51% of registered voters put in a no confidence vote, yes, you can just fucking get rid of the whole government, the whole one of them will never work in politics again at any level, and they'll be gone, and we can get someone fucking decent in that.

SPEAKER_03 9:29

But that's like so, okay. Let's say we clear the whole government. What what comes in after that? Pauline Hansen. Pauline Hansen, okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:39

And that's what got me in trouble with that bloke. So he's gonna be real pissed off at that answer.

SPEAKER_03 9:47

That's how we get better fishing chips in the store.

SPEAKER_00 9:49

Well, I don't know if Pauline's the total answer. You know, I really don't think anyone is.

SPEAKER_03 9:55

I think she's the best thing option at the moment.

SPEAKER_00 9:58

At the moment, yes, and her ideas are pretty good.

SPEAKER_04 10:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:05

You know, and it is for Australians, yeah. All Australians, yeah. And you know, all this uh shit going on about she's racist and this and that and blah blah blah. Since when is telling it how it is been racist? I don't understand that. If you're uh you know, and this is a thing with the woke agenda in the far left, you can't tell the fucking truth anymore.

SPEAKER_04 10:38

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 10:39

You know, because it's all gotta be sugarcoated. The country's fucked because of mismanagement.

SPEAKER_03 10:48

Don't you feel the the woke movement's taking a it's starting to lull? It's taking a back seat.

SPEAKER_00 10:53

Yeah, it is. I mean, people are just sick of it. Yeah and and and I think look, everyone, I look at it this way, we've got human rights right across the board.

SPEAKER_04 11:06

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 11:06

Right? Whether you're gay, straight, fucking whatever. Yep, yeah, you know, that's what human rights is for. So you're covered there anyway.

SPEAKER_04 11:17

Yep, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:18

Then you're covered again when you might be gay or you might be disabled or you might be this or that. You're covered again. How many times do you need to be fucking covered?

SPEAKER_03 11:34

I don't know. That's a good question.

SPEAKER_00 11:35

No, seriously, because what you're doing is you're doubling up, you're tripling up, and instead of making things easier, you're making it harder for people to actually interact with each other.

SPEAKER_04 11:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:50

And this is what's happening. That that, you know, using pronouns, for example, right? Whatever you want to be known as, that's your business, right? But hang on, yeah. I don't have to fucking buy into it.

SPEAKER_03 12:12

No. But I think if you start, this is um another an issue. If you started with the she, her thing, you've got to keep going with the she, who thing. You can't take a back seat once you started on the she thing. So, you know.

SPEAKER_00 12:26

Well, I no, they're him, her with me.

SPEAKER_03 12:28

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:32

You know, until scientifically, I know, I know, they tell me that there's a hundred and sixty-four fucking sexes, then I'm going with him, her.

SPEAKER_03 12:47

Is that the is that the science on it?

SPEAKER_00 12:51

Uh the last thing is a hundred and sixty odd different sexes. And it's intersect whatever being the third sex. Being a hermaphrodite is uh an anomaly within the genetics, and and my heart's out to those people because it is a difficult time.

SPEAKER_03 13:14

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_00 13:15

No, and I could bag them, but I won't. Well, they're they're the one because they're the people that do have a uh real issue.

SPEAKER_03 13:25

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_00 13:26

You know, but but someone just going, you know, I identify as this get fucked.

SPEAKER_03 13:34

Yeah, but no, but now that it's starting, people are starting to take their signatures off, their emails, their she, her, you know, my pronouns are. I'm my my take is if you started on that bandwagon, you can't say, Oh, I don't do my pronouns anymore. You gotta fucking follow through 110% until the rest of your days. So you've got to she her the fuck up for the rest, right? It's like yeah, no, no, no, we're gonna call you she her because you've always said that you're my pronouns are, all right. But it's like, no, no, that thing's not popular anymore. It's like we don't care. You're a she her, and we're that's your pronouns.

SPEAKER_00 14:10

For a female, you're talking about them they.

SPEAKER_03 14:14

Then whatever. Whatever your pronouns are.

SPEAKER_00 14:17

If you want your pronouns to be she, her is the right pronoun for a woman.

SPEAKER_03 14:22

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:23

What whatever I don't care how you got to be a woman. You know and there's another thing.

SPEAKER_03 14:30

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 14:30

And there there's, you know, I think what we're gonna Or a tattoo.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

I'm a they them. They them.

SPEAKER_00 14:38

Well what we're gonna have to do in this world.

SPEAKER_03 14:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:43

And and I know it's radical.

SPEAKER_03 14:46

It's not like you'd come up with a radical idea.

SPEAKER_00 14:50

Um men are here to say. That's a fact. It's not gonna change. So what we're gonna have to do is let sanity prevail and start being fair to income about things, there's a difference.

SPEAKER_03 15:18

Do you think sanity prevails at the end of the day like things are cyclic?

SPEAKER_00 15:23

Like if if the work if the work I think what we have a tendency to do as human beings is overcompensate. Yeah. And when we overcompensate, we just having a uh I'm sorry, but I'm going having a guy with a penis and balls in a women's prison is fucking idiotic.

SPEAKER_03 15:48

That doesn't work, no.

SPEAKER_00 15:49

You know, it's just like I'm not the sanest person in the world, but even I can see that's not a good idea.

SPEAKER_04 15:58

No, no.

SPEAKER_00 15:59

You know? And and if I identify as a horse and I get hurt and I go, no, I want to go to a vet.

SPEAKER_05 16:12

Yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:13

Now for a start, if I'm a horse, you couldn't understand me because I'd be speaking a horse.

SPEAKER_03 16:23

Unless you're Mr. Ed, of course. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:25

Yeah. Yeah. And then if if if you're taken to a vet because you identify as an animal, then you're being a selfish little asshole. Now I'll tell you why, because those those vets and everyone that works at the veterinarian clinic can get big fines for not treating human beings.

SPEAKER_03 16:56

Even if you identify as a horse. But they're not. Is it is it a lose-lose situation for the veterinarian? If someone comes in and says I'm a horse and they say, You're a human, we don't you're not a horse.

SPEAKER_01 17:11

Well, no, well.

SPEAKER_03 17:13

And they don't treat them, they go to the hospital's down the road, buddy.

SPEAKER_00 17:16

They wouldn't they would have to go by the letter of the law.

SPEAKER_03 17:20

So what is the letter?

SPEAKER_00 17:21

Uh they Well, if you did a DNA test on a person coming in, no matter if they identify, yeah, the blood test would come back human.

SPEAKER_03 17:31

Yes, correct, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:32

Right?

SPEAKER_03 17:32

Is this where people though, um and this is where they're blurring the lines on what's going on?

SPEAKER_01 17:39

Look, yes, they are. And don't get me wrong.

SPEAKER_00 17:46

If you want to be a horse and prance around like a fucking whatever, do it to your heart's content. You know, if you want to roleplay that way, fucking beautiful. But it's role playing.

SPEAKER_04 18:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:05

At the end of the day, it's role playing. And if you look at it intelligently and legitimately, that a horse can't own didn't say it's a horse. A horse can't own a house, can't have a car license. What the fuck are we talking about? No, I'm saying, I'm saying how people distort they do, yes, yeah. And this it all goes back to how people distort their own perception because they don't want to deal with what is.

SPEAKER_04 18:43

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:45

And it and that's why it goes off into all these other things, because it's at the end of the day, it's all about the same thing.

SPEAKER_04 18:57

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 18:57

People distorting shit and not actually seeing what's in front.

SPEAKER_03 19:03

Do you think do you think good people though, like if we're at a party and a guy comes up to you and says, Hey, I'm a I'm a horse, right? Good people, rational people, will go, cool, mate, good on you. I'll just be over at the bar getting a sausage. Like we in some ways, people that are that way are they get a little bit confused. People that have common sense don't want to deal with it until it becomes a problem where enough people are doing it. Then rational, good people of the world have to go, you're not a fucking horse, you're a human being. All right, or just some legislature.

SPEAKER_00 19:36

How do they how does a horse get a job?

SPEAKER_03 19:41

Well, if you're a good if you're a good race horse, you you'd you know, you'd uh you get a percentage of the Melbourne Cup. I don't think the horse gets paid. I know the jockey does.

SPEAKER_00 19:56

Can the person who identifies as a horse be a jockey? Be a horse in the Melbourne run in the Melbourne Cup.

SPEAKER_03 20:04

Well, you'd have to your sectionals would have to be good. You'd have to be running some good times. But could a could a horse ride a horse in the Melbourne Cup? Hmm? If you identify as a horse and you're a jockey, could you potentially could a horse ride in the Melbourne Cup? What the fuck are we talking about again? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 20:28

Because it's all this blurring the line.

SPEAKER_04 20:31

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:32

That's what we're talking about, and that's what's happening. We're blurring the line so much in society that we've taken it so far to the fucking wherever.

SPEAKER_03 20:44

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:45

That we forget where we started.

SPEAKER_03 20:48

But it's like what we were talking about earlier today about, you know, it's very hard to pick AI a bot, you know, because they actually understand how your brain works, right? Deciphering what's real and what's not. And that's the world we're in right now. Right. So someone could be giving you an opinion on what do you think about this horse that rode in the Melbourne Cup? And you're like, what the f and then it's obviously very clickbaitish, right? But it's like it's it's not helping society um become better as a society when when you've got this clickbaity-y bullshit out there.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

That was the whole thing of when you were right when I showed you with um what's his face? Irwin. Robert Irwin. Robert Irwin.

SPEAKER_04 21:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:29

And and uh Joy from the view.

SPEAKER_04 21:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:33

All the things on YouTube is they had this massive fight. Right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:44

The actual fight isn't fucking there.

SPEAKER_03 21:49

It's it's it's all bullshit. It's all AR general.

SPEAKER_00 21:52

It's just clickbait to get you in.

SPEAKER_03 21:55

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 21:55

And hopefully they get you into another story.

SPEAKER_03 21:59

So How long did you research Robert Irwin getting into a fight with Joy Behart?

SPEAKER_00 22:04

Oh, probably 10, 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_03 22:07

Okay, so it's kind of like, you know, when you had a pop-up come up on your uh the internet, right, 20 years ago. Yeah. You've won a million dollars. Ring this number.

SPEAKER_00 22:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:17

30 years ago, I went to a fucking telephone booth and rang the number. I didn't know it was fucking, you know, I because I've never seen it before. Yeah. So it's like that. People will, and then you realise, fuck, that was silly. What did I do that for? But I didn't know any better, and I've never seen it before. And it was new to the internet. These like little click things come up. So it's very similar to that. People will educate themselves on what's going on and understand what's AI, what's not, and decipher from both. There's obviously always going to be that 1% that doesn't fucking know.

SPEAKER_00 22:47

Oh, yeah, but I also say this to whoever's doing that, right?

SPEAKER_03 22:51

Yeah, yeah. Stop.

SPEAKER_00 22:53

Not only stop, but if you're gonna do it, at least get the fucking likeness right. One of them looked nothing like fucking Robert Irwin. You know, it looked fucking more like me, you dumb prick.

SPEAKER_03 23:09

Yeah. But in some way you you looked at it for seven minutes, you started to look into it. That's it's it's doing its job. It's doing what it was supposed to do. It's uh the clickbait three to five words. You know, what it what was the what was the the word on the thumbnail? It was like um Robert Irwin tells Joy to fuck off or something like that. That's clickbaity as hell, and it's it would pull the intrigue strings of most people.

SPEAKER_00 23:33

Looking back on it, I know he would never say fuck off.

SPEAKER_03 23:37

There you go.

SPEAKER_00 23:37

So you you're like you're you're thinking now I'm going, he's had more training.

SPEAKER_03 23:43

Yep. Yeah, he's smarter than that.

SPEAKER_00 23:45

In the industry, yeah, he wouldn't actually do that.

SPEAKER_03 23:49

But you're still intrigued though, aren't you? As to hang on.

SPEAKER_00 23:52

Oh, yeah, I was at the start.

SPEAKER_03 23:54

I'll go, did he? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:56

So whoever I mean if it was me, you would go, of course he did.

SPEAKER_04 24:02

Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 24:03

You probably called her a fucking mole. You know, which I would.

SPEAKER_03 24:10

Joy didn't even take offense to it. She knew it was coming, you know, whatever you were gonna say to her.

SPEAKER_00 24:15

But yeah, it's it's so the only guy is Joy a mole, yeah. We saw that coming.

SPEAKER_03 24:20

Yeah, we we knew. We knew I was ready for it. I had it in my notes. But it's it's it's that's doing its job. You're a smart guy. Your brain works really well, yet you still looked for five minutes. Yeah, yeah. Hang on, Robert, we're no way told her to fuck off. So it's doing its job, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. But you're not going to, you know, fool me once, shame on me. Right? You're not gonna be fooled a second time when shit like that comes up.

SPEAKER_00 24:45

No, I'm just gonna Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 24:48

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:48

Because I've also seen that it's been happening with quite a few things. Oh, it's it's well it's And the other one was um I started watching it about what John this big secret of Johnny Cash had about Elvis for many years.

SPEAKER_03 25:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:08

Right?

SPEAKER_03 25:09

Like a conspiracy theory.

SPEAKER_00 25:11

No, no, no, it was just a secret between mates that blah blah blah, right?

SPEAKER_03 25:18

But you never get to know the secret. But you went down the rabbit hole.

SPEAKER_00 25:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:22

Yeah, yeah. And that's what that's what it's there for.

SPEAKER_00 25:25

That one I just I I turned off quicker. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:29

I just went, nah, this is shit. So your brain is now learning that you the next one that comes up, you'll know, you'll start to decipher.

SPEAKER_00 25:38

Well, I'll click on it, and if it see, what I'll do now is if it's not actually in their own words, like coming out of their own mouths, then it probably didn't happen.

SPEAKER_03 25:52

Yep, yep. But as you said, you you can character reference Robert Irwin. I've never heard Robert Irwin say fuck ever. No. Right? So for him to lose his shit like that, or even as you said.

SPEAKER_00 26:04

Well, that's what they were saying, that's how they got me in.

SPEAKER_03 26:07

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 26:08

That he lost his shit completely.

SPEAKER_03 26:10

But this is the power of the media. You were talking about Keanu Reeves. Now, what's Keanu Reeves? Um, what what do we what does the world think of Keanu Reeves? He's like the nicest guy in the world.

SPEAKER_00 26:21

Quite cool, fucking safe he dude.

SPEAKER_03 26:24

Yep. He gets up off a train seat to give a pregnant lady a fucking chair. Like there's so many things out there showing how good a person Keanu Reeves is. So if someone comes out with Keanu Reeves telling Joey Beyhart to fuck off, you kind of have already built up a feeling for that character.

SPEAKER_00 26:41

I would know that that's bullshit and I wouldn't even turn on it.

SPEAKER_03 26:45

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:46

But it's Robert Irwin, you had that moment of.

SPEAKER_03 26:50

Could he? Maybe. I'm curious.

SPEAKER_00 26:54

And she is a mole, so I guess.

SPEAKER_03 26:58

You just don't want to get on the view at all, do you?

SPEAKER_00 27:00

No, fuck no. Oh, I could think of nothing worse. Four or five fucking nain fucking has beans.

SPEAKER_03 27:13

I bet you that if you were to get on the show, they wouldn't have a rant for you to get up.

SPEAKER_00 27:18

I wouldn't even say yes to the show. I seriously would not. I tell you what, if I've got no respect for any of them. If you I used to respect now, this is serious. I used to respect Whoopi Goldberg so much as an actor and a comic and everything. Yeah. But these days, mate, if mate, you want to learn about clickbait?

SPEAKER_04 27:43

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:44

Fucking watch an episode of that.

SPEAKER_04 27:46

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:47

Well, it's just one big clickbait.

SPEAKER_03 27:52

For sure. Yeah, yep. Did we finish what we're talking about with petrol?

SPEAKER_00 27:56

Nah. We'll get back to it. Because we're saving it. We are saving it. We're using our petrol sparingly, mate.

SPEAKER_03 28:12

But I do you know what though? That's the first thing that went through my brain like two days ago. I was like, shit, do I need to fucking fill up? But then I go, look, if I can't make it up to the Steady Eddy podcast because I'm out of fucking fuel, such is life. I'll find another way. I'll be creative about it. But I don't go out and panic by shit. Right?

SPEAKER_00 28:34

No. I mean.

SPEAKER_03 28:37

Each to their own. Look, everyone's got their thing.

SPEAKER_00 28:39

But look, even when when everyone was buying panic buying dunny paper.

SPEAKER_04 28:45

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 28:46

I got I gotta meet I got what How many did you get? I I always I always do what I do. And I normally if I can get it, I get the biggest one I can get.

SPEAKER_03 29:03

That's just what you do, though.

SPEAKER_00 29:04

Then I don't have to fucking worry about whatever.

SPEAKER_03 29:08

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:09

That's just what I do. Yeah. So I'm doing nothing different to what I did.

SPEAKER_04 29:14

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 29:15

The only thing different I might do panic buying is coffee and sugar.

SPEAKER_03 29:23

That's a panic buy for you. Fuck yeah. Yeah. So that's a luxury. So it's yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:28

Oh yeah, fuck yeah. And the monster buy.

SPEAKER_03 29:31

What's the what's the stead like without coffee? Cafe never money.

SPEAKER_00 29:34

Oh fuck that. Is he a pain in a bigger paint? Fuck you.

SPEAKER_03 29:44

So how many so you need a coffee to start the day?

SPEAKER_00 29:46

Oh yeah, definitely. Yeah, okay. Definitely, mate.

SPEAKER_03 29:51

Um, you're supposed to tie it in with the fucking grapes.

SPEAKER_00 29:56

And everyone's going, what does grapes have to do with it? Okay. I know it sounds weird. But this time last year, in in the Gimpy region, grapes a bag of Kele grapes went from four dollars seventy up to nineteen dollars fifty. Nineteen dollars fifty overnight. Basically uh within uh it happened over about two or three week periods.

SPEAKER_03 30:35

Yeah, right. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 30:37

And it stayed like that for like a couple months.

SPEAKER_04 30:40

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_00 30:41

And it's just and the guy that takes me shopping, like normally I just get what I want, right? Just because Do you like a good grape? I'm a creature of habit.

SPEAKER_03 30:54

Yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:56

So I'll go through, I'll get me bananas, I'll get me this, I'll get me that.

SPEAKER_04 31:01

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 31:02

And then he just went, hey, who are he goes, did you know these fucking grapes are$19.50? I go, fucking what? And he goes, yes. I said, well you can print them back. He goes, good choice.

SPEAKER_03 31:18

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:18

Because I was going to anyway.

SPEAKER_03 31:20

Now did that make the news? No. So no one, no one panic buying grapes.

SPEAKER_00 31:27

So why? Why did grapes suddenly go up to$19.50 for a kilo bag?

SPEAKER_03 31:36

What was it was there a shortage of grapes?

SPEAKER_00 31:38

It must have been somewhere.

SPEAKER_03 31:40

Okay. Yeah, something was going on. But the news didn't cover any of it. No. So there was no panic buying of grapes.

SPEAKER_00 31:45

No.

SPEAKER_03 31:46

Especially if all you dive was grapes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:56

Imagine if there It's an expensive grape. Imagine if there was panic buyers.

SPEAKER_03 32:02

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:04

You know?$33 a bag, get back.

SPEAKER_03 32:08

Jesus, yeah, you'd be freezing them. Yeah. For years.

SPEAKER_00 32:12

Making sultanas, mate.

SPEAKER_03 32:13

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:14

You know, to fucking pull in out one sultan a day and dissecting it. You can have a quarter a day.

SPEAKER_03 32:23

Ration, rationing the grapes.

SPEAKER_00 32:24

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just fucking ludicrous. But I I I But why do we do that? I can understand dunny paper.

SPEAKER_03 32:33

Can you? I can't understand that.

SPEAKER_00 32:35

I can't. I can't.

SPEAKER_03 32:38

Because you've always used dunny paper.

SPEAKER_00 32:41

Well, I can understand it on multiple levels, especially okay. Especially if you're elderly and you're disabled.

SPEAKER_03 32:50

Okay. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 32:51

I can understand it. Yeah, cool.

SPEAKER_03 32:53

Fair enough.

SPEAKER_00 32:54

But it's slightly different.

SPEAKER_03 32:56

Yep. But what so what gives us that reaction, that knee-jerk reaction, that we need to buy 7,000 rolls of it?

SPEAKER_00 33:05

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 33:06

What gives us that knee-jerk reaction to go fill up 50,000 litres of diesel just in case?

SPEAKER_00 33:12

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 33:13

It's the media. It's the media causing chaos. Because we all have that feeling. I I thought about the other day. My wife said to me last night, what you should do when you're coming up to Gimpy is just fill it, just keep topping up. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like it doesn't seem as bad in your mind if you put 20 bucks in as opposed to 300. Right? So if you think about how humans think, but it's it's it's been indoctrinated into it. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 33:45

And I've always been this way, right?

SPEAKER_04 33:48

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 33:48

So uh my mum when she was alive, and everyone.

SPEAKER_04 33:53

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 33:56

You know, we'd be dry if you're driving somewhere. And she goes, and she looked over and goes, So how long has that been on yellow? What the pet on the petrol? Yeah, petrol gate?

SPEAKER_04 34:12

Yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_00 34:13

Oh yeah, well. She goes, Well, don't you? I then go at least another 50k.

SPEAKER_03 34:23

Oh, okay. You you like to push the boundaries. You're one of those drivers. Yeah, I don't like doing that.

SPEAKER_00 34:29

Yeah, I do. Yeah, and then I'll fill it up completely.

SPEAKER_03 34:36

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 34:37

Redo the trip meter and fucking start again.

SPEAKER_03 34:40

So you know. Right. What if you what if your tires start to get a little bit bald or or they're they're a little furry? Do you pick up some K's or minus some K's off that? If you run it if the engine's running a bit rough, you know exactly how many K's you've got until you fucking run out of petrol. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 34:57

I don't like playing that game. That's Russian roulette.

SPEAKER_00 34:59

You know, I'll tell you one worse, right?

SPEAKER_03 35:02

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 35:04

The last car I had my missing micro.

SPEAKER_04 35:08

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 35:09

The the fuel the the fuel gauge went.

SPEAKER_03 35:16

Oh yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 35:17

Fucking wet, right.

SPEAKER_03 35:19

Yep, yep.

SPEAKER_00 35:20

And um.

SPEAKER_03 35:23

So you have no idea where you're at.

SPEAKER_00 35:25

No. So I was using I was relying purely on the trip meter.

SPEAKER_03 35:33

Ah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 35:34

And and reading the specs on the car.

SPEAKER_03 35:37

So you know how big uh how many liters you can't get.

SPEAKER_00 35:40

How many litres per and I got pretty good.

SPEAKER_03 35:44

Did you ever run out of fuel? No. No, okay, there you go. Good.

SPEAKER_00 35:49

It said 330.

SPEAKER_04 35:51

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:52

So if it's saying 330, I was making sure I was filling up at three.

SPEAKER_03 36:00

Yeah, okay, okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:01

Because I know I just know.

SPEAKER_03 36:05

See, I'm I'm one of those kids. I remember driving my uncle and he's like, oh, that that's too expensive. Redlining, right? And I'm I'm watching this thing like a hawk as a seven-year-old. He goes, nah, we'll get the next one. And I'm like, please just pull into this one, right? I need I need that thing to be fairly.

SPEAKER_00 36:21

I'm not like that either. My mates are my maids will go, well, yeah, it's too expensive here.

SPEAKER_04 36:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:30

But I'm like, I know this is bad, but I'm the kind of peep person if if I fucking need it, yeah, I'll get it.

SPEAKER_04 36:41

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:42

And I don't care if it's a couple of cents more, you know, like when we're not in the crisis.

SPEAKER_03 36:51

Just get it.

SPEAKER_00 36:52

If I and what uh with me is slightly different as well, mate, because I'll aim for a petrol station that I know I've got easy access to.

SPEAKER_04 37:08

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:08

Because I've got to pull the wheelchair out.

SPEAKER_04 37:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:12

I've got to do it all myself, I've got to get in there, and if it's a station that I know that isn't set up properly, then fuck it. I'll go the one before or the one after.

SPEAKER_03 37:25

But it takes you a little bit of effort to get the fuel into the car.

SPEAKER_00 37:29

Yeah, like in Gimpie, there's yeah, there's one station I always gate it.

SPEAKER_03 37:33

Yeah. Just on that, Rihannan has come in and said, I own a Nissan tilde, and I have to rely on the trip meter as well. So there you go. Yeah, you see? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:42

So there's a few of us out there.

SPEAKER_03 37:44

There's a few of you out there, huh? Uh uh.

SPEAKER_00 37:46

And see, what I didn't realize that with the micra, the fuel gauge is hooked up to the fuel pump.

SPEAKER_04 37:58

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 38:00

So I had to replace the whole fucking thing.

SPEAKER_04 38:03

Okay, right.

SPEAKER_00 38:04

So it wasn't just the gauge.

SPEAKER_04 38:06

Yep, yep.

SPEAKER_00 38:07

It was because the mechanism was fucked.

SPEAKER_04 38:10

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:11

I had to buy a fuel pump.

SPEAKER_03 38:13

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 38:13

See, I I'd That is for three, four hundred bucks.

SPEAKER_03 38:17

But see, I would get that fixed the next day and I'd be happy to pay the three or four hundred dollars so I don't have to think about the fuel.

SPEAKER_00 38:24

No.

SPEAKER_03 38:25

That's just me.

SPEAKER_00 38:26

See me?

SPEAKER_03 38:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:27

I was like, give it a crack. That's why I pay for the RAC too. Fuck it. They can come out with some fuel. And a half a dozen monsters. Fuck 'em. Hey, I wonder.

SPEAKER_04 38:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:52

If you ran out of fuel, alright? Could you ring DoorDash?

SPEAKER_03 39:01

To come bring you fuel? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:04

Look, I'm sure I'm sure someone's you're not at home, yeah. But technically, a car has a door.

SPEAKER_03 39:11

Yes, yeah, yeah. I'm sure they've got I'm sure someone's tried it and they've they've they've put it in fine print. Like uh that uh a car doesn't count as a a front door and we can't bring you petrol.

SPEAKER_00 39:22

I wanna but how do you know you can test the theory if anyone knows seriously, ring me. I mean, write in and tell me can can DoorDash bring you fuel. And if you're coming out, bring half a dozen monsters. But always a fuck of water.

SPEAKER_03 39:49

Have you ever got stuck where you've drunk half a dozen monsters on a road trip and you've got a you're hanging for a piss? Are you straight to the first servo or the side of the road?

SPEAKER_00 39:59

Side of the road.

SPEAKER_03 40:00

Okay, yeah, yeah. Me too.

SPEAKER_00 40:02

I I know I know I've driven a lot between here and Cairns.

SPEAKER_03 40:09

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:10

So I know the places that you can just nick off and have a piss.

SPEAKER_03 40:16

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:17

You've got a lot of um uh open road up there where you you know open road, there's a lot of turn off sweet rest areas. Yeah, yeah. Just turn off there. Yep.

SPEAKER_03 40:27

Because I hate busting for a piss on a long trip. It's it's the worst feeling. It's just it's just as bad as you know, redlining on the petrol for me. So it's like, get it out of the system, get it.

SPEAKER_00 40:36

Oh yeah, I'll just pull over a piss.

SPEAKER_03 40:38

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:39

And I mean, like what cop is going to fucking book a spazy doing a piss?

SPEAKER_03 40:48

That's hope, none, but you know, hey.

SPEAKER_00 40:50

Well hasn't happened so far.

SPEAKER_03 40:54

Um, next topic. Porn ID?

SPEAKER_00 40:58

Porn ID! I mean, how fucked is this? Right? When they made those rules up about the kids under 16, is it under 16?

SPEAKER_03 41:09

I don't know. I don't know the few.

SPEAKER_00 41:11

Whatever it is.

SPEAKER_03 41:12

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 41:12

Um Well under 16s they can't get on social media or that kind of stuff, right?

SPEAKER_03 41:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 41:20

And when they introduced those laws, yeah, they didn't tell anyone, but they introduced the laws about porn sites.

SPEAKER_04 41:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 41:31

And it didn't come in straight away.

SPEAKER_04 41:33

Right.

SPEAKER_00 41:34

And and all of a sudden, I've gone to my favorite porn site.

SPEAKER_03 41:39

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:40

And I've clicked on something.

SPEAKER_03 41:42

Yeah. And it's say, hey Steady, welcome back.

SPEAKER_00 41:45

It's blurred.

SPEAKER_03 41:47

It's blurred.

SPEAKER_00 41:48

It's blurred and it's got the a lock symbol.

SPEAKER_03 41:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 41:52

And the 18.

SPEAKER_03 41:54

So you gotta put your details in?

SPEAKER_00 41:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:56

Okay. All right. And you did you do that?

SPEAKER_00 41:59

No, I tried a VPN.

SPEAKER_03 42:02

VPN, yeah, yeah, yeah. To bypass it that you're in another country. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 42:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:07

It didn't fall for that old chestnut.

SPEAKER_00 42:09

Unless I did it wrong. Yep. Didn't fall for it. So you say now I'm actually on porn ration.

SPEAKER_03 42:26

Oh god, you're fucked, man. You've got uh you've got grapes in the fridge, you've got a hundred liters of uh diesel at the back, and you're rationing your porn. What's the wheel coming to?

SPEAKER_00 42:38

Yeah, lucky I've got a good supply of fucking hard drives.

SPEAKER_03 42:43

That's the main thing. Just saying. Not rationing them. Yeah. Just saying. Um, we just got uh Ayana. I had a mate who was disabled and he drilled a hole in the driver's side floor and had a tube in the funnel. Yeah. So, hang on. He didn't have to pull over. There you go. Clever. I like it. Yeah, yep. I've have you ever tried pissing in a bottle?

SPEAKER_00 43:08

Yeah, that's a good idea. But the problem is you've got a hole in your car and that can defect you for it.

SPEAKER_03 43:17

Yeah, right, right, right. I'm with this though. I like some people.

SPEAKER_00 43:22

It's a good idea.

SPEAKER_03 43:23

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 43:24

And and if you if you remember the old coaster buses, right?

SPEAKER_04 43:33

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 43:34

So you got your first step, and it was uh grate grated, yeah. Right? And it had uh a hole, yeah. Because that's where you can wipe your shoes and get then get on the bus.

SPEAKER_04 43:52

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:53

So what we used to do when we go away and hire a bus, yeah, just have a funnel and Bit of eyes.

SPEAKER_03 44:00

That was going through that hole.

SPEAKER_00 44:02

That hole.

SPEAKER_03 44:02

Yeah, yeah, gotcha. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 44:04

Didn't let's pull over.

SPEAKER_03 44:05

That's a half MacGuffin right there. You would have came up with that one.

SPEAKER_00 44:08

Fucking hell, man. Richard Jane Henderson, fucking genius.

SPEAKER_03 44:13

But see, look, I'm I'm with this person. Um with who is it? Ariana? Sorry, Ariana. I would almost drill a hole if I was yelling all the time. Because if I've got to fall over for a piss, it's a pain in the ass. I would sometimes just prefer to have a pull baggy. It's pretty problems.

SPEAKER_00 44:34

Fucking you fucking baby.

SPEAKER_03 44:36

Give me the funnel and similar with the VN, you know? You get a funnel.

SPEAKER_00 44:43

Fuck so.

SPEAKER_03 44:44

It's a two-cena, it's a V6, but there's also a funnel where you can piss anywhere you want, buddy. Yeah. Um, and I'm, you know, it's just all it's all inclusive, you know. And I'm pretty sure I'm gonna say, You got it so fucking tough. All right, so how yeah, so back to the porn ID, having it tough. How do we get around the ID?

SPEAKER_01 45:08

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 45:09

I can't Do you want to get around the ID though? Is it time to take a break from the porn?

SPEAKER_01 45:14

No.

SPEAKER_00 45:18

Fucking shit of the question. How many people will ever listen to this? What kind of fucking shit of a question is that?

SPEAKER_03 45:30

That's um Ayanna's got another great idea. Back to DVD porn. I love it, Ayana. I know. Great idea. Great idea. Brent pull out the blue the Blu-ray player. Yeah. Have you got a library of DVDs? Yeah. Yeah. How many of them are porn? Yeah. Couple. Ayana, you're a bloody genius. We love your work. Yeah. Back to the porn DVD. See, there's always a solution to the problem in there. There is. There's always, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:06

But I mean, the fact is that the reason I guess pissed me off the most is it was underhanded.

SPEAKER_03 46:17

The ID part of it. The porn ID, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:20

It was something that was buried in the the other stuff.

SPEAKER_03 46:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:26

And we knew nothing about it.

SPEAKER_03 46:28

I haven't heard anything about it at all.

SPEAKER_00 46:30

That's right.

SPEAKER_03 46:31

Yeah. So it just came in. It just under the rug.

SPEAKER_00 46:34

Under the radar.

SPEAKER_03 46:36

It's there one day. Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Well, Ayana's all over it. Back to the DVDs we go. Yep. Give them a good wipe, good clean, and uh away you go. Make sure they're not too sticky.

SPEAKER_00 46:51

You can still open the case. I wonder if um if um rushing, Ayana, she's coming in with some good stuff, Ayanna. It'd be great with um Sexting. Sexting? Yeah. So you just have to find someone who wants to do it live.

SPEAKER_03 47:20

Wait, yeah, there's always look, I it's it remember when the Alco Pop tax came in. The six pack of rumbars went from twelve bucks to sixteen bucks. There was a massive uproar. But people started drinking goon bags and passion pop. Like there's always a solution. This is about 20 years ago. 15, 20. Um, was it K-Ret? Brought in the Alco Pop.

SPEAKER_00 47:43

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So how the fuck would I know? But it's like don't worry about shit like that. I worry about the important stuff. But at the end of the day's a pistol on me, porn.

SPEAKER_03 47:57

At the end of the day, people will find a way, won't they?

SPEAKER_00 48:00

They will find a way.

SPEAKER_03 48:01

Yep. Yeah, yeah. So great advice, Ayana.

SPEAKER_00 48:04

Fuck with my porn.

SPEAKER_03 48:08

Yeah, have you got a good story? From the vault?

SPEAKER_00 48:11

From the vault.

SPEAKER_03 48:12

Yeah. What do you got for us?

SPEAKER_00 48:14

Okay. I'm trying to fucking remember where we were.

SPEAKER_03 48:18

Because we we've had a lot of people, we've had a few people riding in wanting to know good stories.

SPEAKER_00 48:22

Bendigo and uh is Aubrey near Bendigo.

SPEAKER_03 48:26

Yeah, it's not far Aubrey Wadonga. It's just about an hour or so. Coming in if I'm wrong. I have traveled. Yeah. Yeah. You go through Bendigo and then up to Aubrey Wadonga. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 48:38

Yeah, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 48:40

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 48:40

So what happen was we just done a show down in Aubrey. And um pretty big show, and people came in from Bendigo. They hired a big 60 CD bus.

SPEAKER_04 48:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 49:00

So after the show we we're all having a few drinks.

SPEAKER_04 49:05

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 49:07

And there was this chicken bait. I'm doing all right with.

SPEAKER_03 49:14

On the bus? She was part of the bus.

SPEAKER_00 49:16

Bus, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:17

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 49:18

They said, Oh, we're going back to the nightclub at Ben to go.

SPEAKER_03 49:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 49:25

And so me and the sound he went, okay, well we'll come with you.

SPEAKER_03 49:29

Yeah, really.

SPEAKER_00 49:31

So we get on the bus and we get to the sound outskirts. And the bus driver goes, mate. So just warning you. No, we're right back in the yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:54

Did you have your funnel?

SPEAKER_00 49:58

So we've just gone, we'll be right, mate, no worries. So we get back to Bendigo. Take a bit longer than even the bus driver thought.

SPEAKER_04 50:12

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 50:13

Everyone's fucking flagged it. Including the chick that I was doing alright with.

SPEAKER_03 50:20

Right.

SPEAKER_00 50:21

So where we are, we're in the streets of fucking Bendigo. At three o'clock in the fucking morning.

SPEAKER_03 50:32

Did you have any grapes?

SPEAKER_00 50:34

Go. No grapes, no fucking porn, no nothing, going, what the fuck are we gonna do? So we figured out the nightclub was open at five.

SPEAKER_03 50:46

Hang on, so what happened to all these people in the bus? What do you mean they just leaked it? They flagged it. What do you mean, flagged it? They were that pissed. Oh right, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:54

And that tired from the trip back.

SPEAKER_03 50:56

Oh, they called it a night.

SPEAKER_00 50:57

They fucking just flagged it and went home.

SPEAKER_03 51:00

Right. So we're expecting to go to the nightclub, they're all going home to bed. Yeah. Yeah, right. Okay, so you're just sitting on the in the gutter or yourself.

SPEAKER_00 51:08

What do we fucking do? We'll go to the nightclub. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 51:14

That makes sense.

SPEAKER_00 51:16

So we've got shit face. Absolutely fucking fucked. Nightclub shuts the word fucking high. And uh with painful looks at any time. Well fucking. And we're getting back. Fuck. Yeah, yeah, we should have thought she should have listened to that fucking business. So we've been dancing with these cheese these girls.

SPEAKER_03 51:55

This is in the nightclub now.

SPEAKER_00 51:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:59

Yeah. And I use the term dancing loosely. And I said I said I said to one of them, have you been drinking? She goes, No, I've I've I've stopped drinking now, he's gonna Okay.

SPEAKER_03 52:21

You got a saber one on your hands. Yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_00 52:23

I said, um Do you like making a hundred bucks?

SPEAKER_04 52:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:29

She goes what? In Aubrey.

SPEAKER_03 52:40

Yeah, right. She wanted the money up front.

SPEAKER_00 52:43

So she and the money. Sweet. So she and her friend drove us back to Aubrey. So we we could get in the car to go to the next gig.

SPEAKER_03 53:00

What time did you get home the next day?

SPEAKER_00 53:02

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_03 53:04

The sun was up.

SPEAKER_00 53:05

Oh man, it would have been eight o'clock.

SPEAKER_03 53:08

Jesus, that's a big bender. And you had a show to do then that night.

SPEAKER_00 53:12

That night?

SPEAKER_03 53:12

It back in Albury.

SPEAKER_00 53:14

You had to then bust it out of there. Bust it out of there for about four hours in the next venue.

SPEAKER_03 53:22

How'd the show go that night?

SPEAKER_00 53:24

It was alright because it was fine.

SPEAKER_03 53:29

You recover quicker back in those days, don't you? You you bounce back.

SPEAKER_00 53:39

And sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't. I just kept drinking. So I got to the next mate's hell.

SPEAKER_03 53:50

Okay. Yeah. And that kept you sort of balanced.

SPEAKER_00 53:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 53:55

And then uh it kind of makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 53:56

If you just call turkey stop, your body's like, hang on, we just had a beer in our hands. What's going on?

SPEAKER_00 54:02

And then I'd pass out and they would wake me um probably at intermission.

SPEAKER_03 54:14

Oh, you're having to kip it at halftime.

SPEAKER_00 54:17

No, I'd sleep from from when we got to the hotel, which would have been one o'clock.

SPEAKER_03 54:24

Yeah, okay, till show time.

SPEAKER_00 54:28

And then they did the first half.

SPEAKER_03 54:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 54:30

And just before half time, they would wake me.

SPEAKER_03 54:35

Right. Right. You're on in ten.

SPEAKER_00 54:38

Uh normally twenty.

SPEAKER_03 54:42

And was that enough so you get ready, get dressed, do your hair, have a shower. What was your what was your pre re pre-shot routine before a show?

SPEAKER_00 54:51

Oh. If there was hardly any time, like that. I was a lot more mobile back then. Yeah. That'd be quick shower, get dressed, and get on stage.

SPEAKER_03 55:03

Right. With your go back. Have your go bag with you.

SPEAKER_00 55:11

That was more like it.

SPEAKER_03 55:13

Oh, that was that was the nineties?

SPEAKER_00 55:15

Yeah, that was that was late nineties.

SPEAKER_03 55:19

Late nineties, yeah, yeah. They're fun times though. Like and in some ways it there was nothing fun about it.

SPEAKER_00 55:26

Well you live and you learn though. Oh, fuck. I remember one night, his second missus. And uh I can tell this I've never told this before. So I tell it now.

SPEAKER_03 55:45

To people on the live channel and everyone on watching the podcast.

SPEAKER_00 55:50

Okay. So I was a bit when it came to piss, I was a bit of a hog. And so I was meeting my my fiance at that time, her parents that night. The night before is my birthday.

SPEAKER_04 56:08

Right.

SPEAKER_00 56:09

So blind doesn't fucking describe it.

SPEAKER_03 56:17

Rotten, rotten drunk.

SPEAKER_00 56:19

Yeah. Beyond that.

SPEAKER_03 56:20

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 56:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:22

Knowing that you have to meet the parents the next night. Interesting.

SPEAKER_00 56:26

Not a good fucking idea.

SPEAKER_03 56:27

No, you probably smelled a booze too.

SPEAKER_00 56:29

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 56:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:31

It was oozing out of me.

SPEAKER_03 56:34

Yeah, yeah. Had the beer sweats.

SPEAKER_00 56:37

Oh, Zamburger.

SPEAKER_03 56:38

Zambouger sweats, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:40

Which was even fucking worse, man. You know. So I'm about to go on stage and the MC's going, please, Mike, welcome. And he's about to say steady, Eddie. Yeah. And I've looked at me, man, the journal went, tell him this is stall.

SPEAKER_03 57:03

You gotta throw up.

SPEAKER_00 57:05

And I've grabbed the fucking pin and started hurling. I'm fucking hurling into this bin as he's fucking chasing me. And tell him eight gallon and I'm fucking.

SPEAKER_03 57:23

Did he have to say it twice? And welcome to the stage, steady eddy.

SPEAKER_00 57:28

And like you know, when you dry reaching as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:33

But you know that you need it as well, which makes it just as bad.

SPEAKER_00 57:36

So I'm and so grab me a fucking quiet or wipe yourself off.

SPEAKER_01 57:48

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Straight into it.

SPEAKER_03 57:52

And that's the true professional that you are. Straight into it. Yeah, no mucking around.

SPEAKER_00 57:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:56

There's a bit of peas and carrots on the shirt, but you got straight into it.

SPEAKER_00 57:59

Straight into it. Oh fuck, man. I met the parents.

SPEAKER_03 58:04

So they were they were in the in the crowd watching. Yeah, right. Wow. Unbeknownst to them. What happened backstage? To this date, they still know. Until now. Until now. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 58:14

Fucking big night.

SPEAKER_03 58:16

Hello, Beryl and Brian, if you're watching.

unknown 58:18

Fucking.

SPEAKER_03 58:21

Now, talking of uh tour dates, what's going on? Um getting up on stage, getting out there.

SPEAKER_00 58:28

Yeah, we're getting staged out there in in May.

SPEAKER_03 58:32

May, okay. All right.

SPEAKER_00 58:34

And don't ask me the dates.

SPEAKER_03 58:36

Look at the website.

SPEAKER_00 58:37

Check out the website. That's why there's a website. Okay, there's Stanny Eddie.com.au and um be there. I think we're driving from here down to um New South Wales doing that bit that we should have done.

SPEAKER_03 58:55

Uh okay, originally.

SPEAKER_00 58:56

Um originally so we'll be at the entrance or Central Case and all that kind of stuff, Newcastle. All right. And then Sydney uh Cranola and all that that we were going to do. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 59:13

All right, but get on the website, check out the website. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 59:17

Coming up.

SPEAKER_04 59:18

Alright.

SPEAKER_00 59:19

And I will be at these dates because I'm fucking nearly broke and I need the fucking cash hole. Fuck it's amazing when you have, you know, like uh a good chunk of time off and you're going, oh I mean, uh I think we said no to about 12 dates.

SPEAKER_03 59:47

Yeah, okay. Yep. Yep. You just want to get back on the road. Okay, get back on stage, you're rich.

SPEAKER_00 59:52

Man, I do say good fuck.

SPEAKER_03 59:54

Yep, yep.

SPEAKER_00 59:55

You know, I'll deal with the pain.

SPEAKER_03 59:58

Foot or no foot. Get the fuck back out there on stage. That's where you belong.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:02

Go to work, you fucking cripple cunt. You know.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:06

Alright, we got anything else?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:11

Nah. Is any hang on, is there any any questions?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:15

No, we've answered them all through the have we? Yeah. That just came out. We'll just wrap it up and then we'll talk to them.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:24

Alright, so thanks for tuning in. See you at the live gigs. If you want the dates, go to steady eddy.com.au. And um I'll see you in a lot later. Love you guys. See you later.