This Is Not an Emergency: Funny 911 Calls

Ever wondered what happens when people treat 911 like tech support, a dating service, or even a help desk for sandwiches? Get ready for the lighter side of emergency calls, where the biggest problem is often just a lack of common sense.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:14

Welcome to the Cashley Show. We are Kevin and Ashley.

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Hello.

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We started this podcast after recent tragedies to take a break from negativity and discover the good things happening all around us. Everywhere. Our word of the day, you ready for this?

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Oh, is this the one I have to use again? Yep. Okay.

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Juiceka.

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Like, are you trying to say juice girl? Like on golf course? It's spelled juice.

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J-O-U-S-K-A.

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J-O-U-S-K-A?

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Mm-hmm. Juice. Juska. So this is a hypothetical, fully formed conversation that you play out repeatedly in your own head. Juiceka.

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Is it Juiceka?

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I don't know. What is O-J-O-O-S?

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Yeah, I guess. Juice.

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Dash Ju K-U-H is how you say it.

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Juska. Juiceka. So this is when you have a fully formed conversation just in your head?

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Hypothetical fully formed conversation that you play out repeatedly in your own head.

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Is this a thing that happens often enough that a it needed a word? I guess to describe it. Okay.

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I don't think I have pretend conversations in my head, so.

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That you play out repeatedly?

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Yeah.

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Hmm.

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I guess maybe if I'm thinking like I need to yell at this person.

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Of course. You you ska all day long. I've already used it. We're done. We're done here.

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You got me. It's going to be a hard one to do on this one, anyways.

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Alright. Shout out. Who are you going to do today?

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Is it me? I did last time.

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I did the first two, so you get this one.

SPEAKER_00 1:53

Oh, so I get two?

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Mm-hmm.

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I'm going to do Robbie. Yeah. That's a good one. See if he's actually listening, see if he responds or says anything.

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I think he listens often. Well, he used to anyway, so I don't know if he's a good one.

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We'll see if he's a real listener or if he's a fair weather listener. He works three jobs, so he has tons of time while he's working to listen.

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Well, he's also the boss of a bunch of people, so I don't know if he has time.

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He can make all of them listen. Hi, Robbie.

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Hi, Robbie. Alright. Laffy Taffy.

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Not Laffy Taffy.

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You ready for it?

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Okay.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

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As a silent pee.

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Yep. This is a good one, huh? Yeah. It's kind of funny. Cashley's take. Does cereal go in the bowl first or milk?

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Cereal.

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Your youngest does milk first, and it drives me crazy. Huh. I'm like, you have a lot less cereal in there because you're doing milk first.

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And then like all floats up top?

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Yeah, it just sits on the top. Makes no sense to me. Not that we have cereal very much.

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Right, we don't really eat cereal anymore.

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My mom got some free cereal, and so she gave it to the kids, and that's why he was doing this. Otherwise, we wouldn't have cereal.

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See, look, we eat cereal so infrequently they don't even know how to eat it.

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That's true. Alright. Did you know that he did that?

SPEAKER_00 3:27

No. I'm just trying to think, like, would the the type of cereal matter?

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But we had the the gross yellow box Cheerios. Those aren't even good. And he was doing that with those. But he did it before when we had when we were eating cereal. Like, stop doing that.

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Does it just rub you the wrong way?

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Yeah. Yeah. It just sits on the top.

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Did you juzka about it?

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No. I just told him out loud. Okay. Because I've using it twice. The word twice. Alright, today's episode is this is not an emergency. Funny 911 calls.

SPEAKER_00 4:07

Yeah, I've heard people use 911 for all sorts of things.

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Oh yeah. We got some good ones here. When you hear the words call 911, you probably picture flashing lights, heroic rescues, and real emergencies. But for some people, the idea of an emergency is a bit more flexible.

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Do you think people call 911 simply because they don't know what other number to call?

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Maybe.

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Right? If you were just like, I have no other options, but I know the number 911, and I know they're going to answer.

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Yeah, probably, I guess. But some of these are kind of you didn't need to call anyone.

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Well, if you spend all day thinking about something repeatedly. Juska. What? What is that word?

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Alright. In Canada, someone called 911 to report a big fire at a football stadium. Fire trucks rushed over with sirens and lights, but when they arrived, they found out the fire was a video of a burning log on the stadium's big screen. Did they really think that was a fire? Are they just being ridiculous? I don't know.

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I don't know how you could not mistake that for a real thing.

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Right. They have a really good TV.

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Yeah, that's that's high def.

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Yeah. In 2010 in Ohio, a 57-year-old woman called 911 three times to report a real crisis. She couldn't find a husband.

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That is a crisis. She was hoping some Q fireman show up.

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Yep, that's what happens next. The operator warned her that misusing 911 could get her arrested. The woman didn't mind and said, That's fine. Son over a mail officer.

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This is not a mail order service.

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Single one, preferably. People. A man in Nebraska called 911 in a panic because his favorite hookah pipes were missing. When police came to check out the theft, they found a large collection of pot plants and was arrested.

SPEAKER_00 6:18

Is it not legal in Nebraska, though you said? Or back then?

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Yeah, I don't know when this was, so I don't know whether it is or not illegal at this time. But when at this point when he called, he was arrested. Next one. During a 104 degree heat wave, a concerned person called 911. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 6:39

Not much. To get a fire truck come and spray water over everybody?

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Oh yeah, the kids. They would love to play in that.

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Yeah.

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Spray the houses down.

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Right?

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Not for themselves, but because they saw someone walking down the street without a water bottle. Maybe they're just walking two houses away. You don't need a water bottle, even when it's hot sometimes.

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Jeez. And couldn't you just go give them a water bottle? Yeah, that would have been a good thing. Because like if they're what are they gonna drink out of fire hose? That goes from like thirsty to drowning real fast.

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Maybe they'll be okay till they get to their destination. Alright, a woman in Georgia called the police in a panic to say her van had been stolen. Hours later, guess the police didn't show up. I don't know. Hours later. It didn't say. She called back, embarrassed, to admit the van wasn't missing at all. It had just been hidden by tall weeds in her yard.

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Dang.

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So she forgot where she parked it?

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I don't know how you also those tall weeds.

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Mull 'em down, lady, so you can see your van.

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Dang. Living in a jungle.

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In twenty ten, Sarasota, Florida, a man with slurred speech called 911 and politely asked for a police escort to the liquor store. He told the operator that the local sheriff had said police could help him with errands like this.

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I mean, I guess it's better than him. Well, but he's still gonna be driving drunk, right?

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So he'll be in the back of the police car right to the liquor store.

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Sir, we are not a taxi service.

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Call an Uber, sir. I mean, I guess in twenty ten.

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Yeah, like if if it's probably small town, maybe like it's like all right, Bill, give me a call and we'll drive you so you're not driving around hurting people.

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Yeah, I guess if it's a small town, they got nothing to do.

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Right, it's just like sheriff, like yeah.

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All right. A British man once called the police in a panic to report a strange flying object lighting up the night sky. A few moments later he called back to say the UFO mystery was solved. The object was the moon.

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Did this guy used to live in Canada and reported fires? The moon.

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You've never seen the moon before? Like never? Ever.

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I don't know how you mistake. Hmm. Trying to think of what circumstances.

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Maybe it's cloudy and you can only see a little bit of it, but it's like a really big moon that night.

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Or it's behind like trees blowing in the wind.

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Yeah, maybe. Maybe.

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Like, I guess.

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I thought you were gonna get that one as I was saying it.

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Oh, I thought I was gonna guess it was the moon.

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Yeah.

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I should, since these are all ridiculous.

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All right.

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One night, parents caught the what's the emergency number in you said he was in a British man? Mm-hmm. So over in the UK. What's the emergency number? I know I saw it. In Canada too. Is it 911 in Canada?

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No, it's something else. I know I saw it when I was doing this, but I don't remember. Hold on.

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912 in Canada, because 911's already taken. And then in the UK, it's gonna be 611.

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UK is emergence official emergency number is 999. However, the mer uh European standard 112 also works universally across the country.

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So they have two emergency numbers?

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And it says if yeah, it says if you accidentally die on 911, your mobile phone will often automatically redirect the call to the UK emergency line.

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So they have three numbers.

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Your phone just knows to make it go to the right place. 911 in Canada.

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Just 911. All right.

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It's a free service available 24 hours a day. Oh nice. One night parents called 911 in fear because their child had had a nightmare. 911 can't help you.

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That's true.

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It's kind of your problem. Help them. Help your child.

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Help your child. Yeah. Make them feel safe. Maybe they're just tired of dealing with them. Maybe it's like every night.

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Yeah. Well, we had one of our kids had this crazy nightmare about spiders. And he was seeing them all over him, even though he was awake. It was Jack, by the way.

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Yeah.

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He saw them everywhere. And so we got him up. We were like watching a show, like trying to take his mind off like the spiders, and he was still seeing spiders. And I'm like, okay, let's put you in the car and we'll go for a drive, because it's like two o'clock in the morning and it's dark and you'll fall asleep driving. No, then he was just strapped in his car seat and spiders were all over his body. Yeah.

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I was like, oh, this was a terrible idea. He is not going to sleep.

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Yeah. Well, you could call 911 there for like a manic episode or something.

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Yeah, maybe.

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Or if his nightmare was he was saw a man in the doorway.

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That would be awful.

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See? You can call 911 for that.

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I don't like that. Okay, don't say that anymore.

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Okay, it was a woman in the doorway. And she had a big hat, a pointy nose.

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A green face.

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Mm-hmm.

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Alright. A woman in Montana called 911 to complain that her neighbor's music was so loud it made her whole house feel like it had a heartbeat.

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That's a loud music. Some bass.

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I wonder if it was like an apartment.

SPEAKER_00 12:10

Oh, yeah, or like a duplex, like a shared wall. Yeah. That's not as impressive then.

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Otherwise, I don't think it would be like a heartbeat if it's feet away from you. I don't know. In 2013 in Wisconsin, a desperate man called 911 to report a serious problem. His guest's snoring was so loud he had to sleep on the couch.

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Yeah.

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Still unable to sleep, he asked the police to remove her.

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Yeah.

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Surprisingly, the police agreed and escorted her out.

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Dang, that's a snoring problem.

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Why don't you just ask her to leave? It's a lot less rude than making the police make you leave.

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He wanted her to know how serious it was. Your snoring is so bad. I had to call emergency services. First responders had to come.

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Get you out of my house. A burglar in Romania called the police from inside.

SPEAKER_00 13:04

What's emergency services in Romania?

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Oh, I don't know.

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Do you have to dial the country code first?

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Romania does not use 911 emergency number. Instead, they have the equivalent nationwide emergency number of 112.

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That's what you said UK had too, right? One of them. One of the many.

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One of the many.

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I wonder why 112. I like the idea of 999, right? Because it's an emergency, you just get to like smash that number.

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But also I sometimes hold my phone when it's on and I don't remember that it's on, and I push random things. So if it's all the same, then I can easily just call 911 if it's like right there together.

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You just make an excuse like your neighbor's music's too loud, or someone's snoring.

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Someone's snoring at my house. Alright, next one. A careful park visitor called 911 to report a big black bag left on a picnic table the day before. Just in case the police wanted to know. Yesterday.

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There was a bag. There was a suspicious bag yesterday. It turned out to be nothing. Just letting you know.

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They may have taken it by now. I don't know. I've I've called 911 a few times.

SPEAKER_00 14:23

For what?

SPEAKER_02 14:25

One time me and our two older kids were at the zoo. Oh yeah. I remember this. Yeah. There was we were leaving. It was only like, I don't know, two. It wasn't like the end of the day. But we were leaving and there was a little boy behind us, and I was listening to him talk to this lady that he was with. And he was like, What's your name again? And like kept asking her these questions, and I was like, He doesn't know her. What? So I called 911 on them. Sorry if you're listening to this, but it freaked me out because I have kids and this kid doesn't know who you are, and like asking you like basic questions.

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Right, leaving the zoo with you. Yeah. When do I get my ice cream?

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Yeah.

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So ended up being it was a nanny and it was her first day. But sorry, lady. I did call 911 on you.

SPEAKER_00 15:18

No, that's good. You should.

SPEAKER_02 15:21

Yeah. Time for trivia.

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Ooh.

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Kevin, what is the only sport that has been played on the moon?

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Golf.

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Yeah, correct. Good job. Newlywed game.

SPEAKER_00 15:35

Oh that's a question about Sright. Is that how this works?

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay.

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What is your partner's favorite meal?

SPEAKER_00 15:43

I'm going to say steak and lobster.

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Correct. Steak and lobster is the best.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

If only we could figure out a way to either feed lobster to cows or feed cows the lobster. And just get it in one shot. Yep. One meat substance. Yeah. I would say we could 3D print it. 3D print you a lob steak.

SPEAKER_02 16:09

But then I can't eat it. I just have to look at it.

SPEAKER_00 16:12

No, like it'll you can 3D print like organic materials and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 16:16

You really can?

SPEAKER_00 16:17

Yeah.

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That's weird.

SPEAKER_00 16:19

That may be delicious.

SPEAKER_02 16:21

I don't want to do that.

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You say that now.

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I don't want to eat your pretended food.

SPEAKER_00 16:24

So wait until you have a buttered lob steak.

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No.

SPEAKER_00 16:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 16:29

You can you can do that. I'm not going to. I'll eat real food. You eat pretend food. Okay. And bugs.

SPEAKER_00 16:36

And bugs. I don't eat bugs.

SPEAKER_02 16:41

I would say yours is I want to say like pumpkin curry or just another kind of curry. I don't know. Green curry, yellow, yellow curry.

SPEAKER_00 16:55

I'll accept pumpkin curry. In my head, I was thinking shrimp fajitas.

SPEAKER_02 16:59

I do know that you oh I was thinking shrimp. Yeah, shrimp tacos is what I usually think that you like. But you like shrimp fajitas more.

SPEAKER_00 17:08

But pumpkin curry is if I've had shrimp fajitas, then then it's pumpkin curry. If I've had pumpkin curry, then we're gonna go with shrimp fajitas. So yeah.

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That's a good one.

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Nice job, baby.

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Yeah. Got second place. You got first.

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There's only two of us.

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In Jacksonville, Florida, a man called 911 because a sandwich shop forgot his special sauce. He wanted the police to help fix his food problem. When officers didn't arrive quickly, he called again to complain about the slow response to his sandwich emergency.

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Called 911 on 911.

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Yeah. On the cups. You didn't get here fast enough. This is urgent. My sandwich does not have special sauce.

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It's getting soggy.

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Maybe you should make your own sandwich at home.

SPEAKER_00 17:58

But he can't make the special sauce like they make it.

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Make up your own special sauce. We make all sorts of sauces at our house.

SPEAKER_00 18:04

But you never make the right peanut sauce.

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Yeah, I can't do that.

SPEAKER_00 18:08

Yeah.

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A Canadian woman was alarmed by loud yelling from her neighbor's apartment and called 911. What do you think it was?

SPEAKER_00 18:16

That sounds reasonable.

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What do you think happened?

SPEAKER_00 18:20

Loud yelling. They were watching a sports game.

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Police arrived and knocked several times. When the neighbor finally opened the door, he explained, a bit embarrassed, that there was no emergency, just some constipation.

SPEAKER_00 18:32

Oh, dang! That's not some constipation. That is severe. Oof. I don't think I ever would have guessed that.

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You probably should go to the doctor.

SPEAKER_00 18:46

Dang. Snoring so loud that you get 911. Constipation so bad you get 911.

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Special sauce missing.

SPEAKER_00 18:56

It's maybe not as high priority.

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He does have a lot of problems in his life. That is emergency. A seven-year-old girl in Wisconsin called 911 and then hung up. When police arrived, they found out her emergency was that grandpa was cheating at a game. Grandpa.

SPEAKER_00 19:16

Yep.

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Have you ever called 911?

SPEAKER_00 19:18

I called 911 once on the interstate when this guy was like swerving in between lanes and like different stuff and going fast and then slowing like way down.

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Yeah.

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Like kind of all over the place.

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Or something else.

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Yeah, or something. Some sort of inhibited driving.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that is that is dangerous.

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And the highway patrol came by. Like it didn't take long for them to get there. Shout up to him, because by that time, like I I like came I like drifted back, right? Trying to be out of. And they came up and got on him and flipped their lights on and pulled them over. And I don't know what happened after that.

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Yeah. Hopefully fix the problem.

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If he was on his phone just being inattentive, maybe that'll teach him a lesson.

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You're almost hitting people with your car. A woman once called 911 for urgent help because she needed a band-aid and she couldn't find one in her dark house and didn't want to look for it.

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Yep. Tell me, people just they're like, I know this number. This is a helpful number.

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I'm bored and someone needs to come help me. Alright, a woman called 911 to report a fire in her trailer's bathroom. Firefighters rushed over, but the red glow was just the sunlight reflecting off her shower curtain.

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Not taking any chances. Those trailers go up fast.

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Almost in. In Ohio, a man accidentally butt dialed 911 while breaking into a house.

SPEAKER_00 20:54

Oh damn. This is like one of the criminal episode that we did, dumb criminals or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, keep going, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 21:01

But this one, this one must be old because I don't think this happens anymore. When the police arrived, he tried to hide in a closet, but his phone's low battery alarm gave him away. Is that an old thing phones used to do?

SPEAKER_00 21:14

Yeah, I don't think that they make noise like that anymore.

SPEAKER_02 21:17

Yeah, so this one must be pretty old. In Massachusetts, a 10-year-old boy called 911 and hung up. When a dispatcher called back, he explained that his real emergency was not wanting to go to bed.

SPEAKER_00 21:30

How would 911 help you with that? The police come to tell your parents? He gotta stay up late because that's true. Mission accomplished, yep. Smart kids.

SPEAKER_02 21:41

Doesn't give you much time and then gives you more of a punishment afterwards. I can't see our kids doing that.

SPEAKER_00 21:48

No.

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One night in 2011 in Miami, a very hungry and very drunk man wanted Taco Bell. Since he couldn't walk through the drive thru. Yeah, he's tried that before.

SPEAKER_00 22:03

That's from experience.

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He called 911 and asked the police to call Taco Bell to make an exception. Instead of tacos, he got a ride to jail for misusing 911.

SPEAKER_00 22:14

You can go to jail for that?

SPEAKER_02 22:16

Apparently in Miami. I think some people maybe should at least get a ticket for it.

SPEAKER_00 22:22

Yeah. Seems like unless you're abusing it, like you just call once and the lady calling three times for her husband. Yep.

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Alright, in Norway, a man called police from a hair salon saying he couldn't leave. Officer soon found out the real problem was that he was too embarrassed to show his new haircut.

SPEAKER_00 22:43

Man, that's a bad haircut.

SPEAKER_02 22:44

Maybe someone should just shave his head. Yeah. Fix it.

SPEAKER_00 22:47

Done that before, huh?

SPEAKER_02 22:49

Yep. So Kevin thought that I knew how to cut hair. I don't know if because my sister cuts hair that he thinks I know how. But he gave me the clippers, and I guess he thought that I would put clippers on it. Like the guard. Yeah, that on it. And he just handed it to me blank, and so I shaved his head.

SPEAKER_00 23:08

She went to work right down the middle. Yeah. It wasn't like she started on the side or in the back or something, like we could like fade it in. Nope. I just write down the I was like coming at me hard there. Hard and fast.

SPEAKER_01 23:22

He thinks that I know how to do things when I really don't.

SPEAKER_00 23:25

Good for you for having the confidence to just jump in there, though. No instructions, no, just like that what you wanted?

SPEAKER_01 23:37

You just handed it to me, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 23:40

Going for it.

SPEAKER_02 23:43

While these stories might make us laugh, they also remind us that emergency services have heard it all and still manage to stay calm. So next time you lose your car keys or need a band-aid, remember that 911 is here to help, but maybe check under the couch first. All right, two more things. June 25th, National Bomb Popsicle Day.

SPEAKER_00 24:06

National Bomb Popsicle?

SPEAKER_02 24:08

Yeah, it's the one that's like red, white, and blue. Psstelling bombsicle. Hate spelling. Yeah, like rocket pops. Oh, well, it said online that it was a bomb popsicle. Sure. Bomb pop.

SPEAKER_00 24:20

Bomb pop.

SPEAKER_02 24:22

Alright. And lastly, would you rather, Kevin?

SPEAKER_00 24:25

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 24:27

Would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for the rest of your life?

SPEAKER_00 24:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 24:31

Or give up the internet for the rest of your life. 100% internet. I would not be sad if I never had the internet again. Really? I could be fine without it. I mean I use it a lot, but I would also be fine without it if we're using it again. Not that attached to it.

SPEAKER_00 24:50

I mean, I guess it kind of depends where I live. Like here in Utah. It gets hot during the summer, but like and we have a basement where it's like 68 degrees. So I'd probably go like keeping the internet.

SPEAKER_01 25:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:03

Yeah. And like the cold doesn't really bother me that much. I put on hoodies and jackets and stuff, and I'm usually fine.

SPEAKER_02 25:12

Alright, that's all I have. Do you have anything else?

SPEAKER_00 25:15

No.

unknown 25:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 25:17

I need to get some jokes going your way. Your uh laffy daffies.

SPEAKER_02 25:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:22

I need to get some. Okay. I'll try and be better prepared.

SPEAKER_02 25:26

I'll never I'll never know the answer.

unknown 25:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 25:30

Sometimes our our youngest will do jokes. I've gotten one or two, maybe.

SPEAKER_00 25:36

Yeah. You figure them out.

SPEAKER_02 25:37

Yeah. Sometimes. Remember, even a small act of kindness can be someone's beacon in their darkest moment. Choose kindness every day. Reach out to someone today. You have the power to change a life. Be the signal of hope this world needs.