An Eastenders Kind of Mistress

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Each week Abi and Ava use Eastenders storylines to talk about whats going on in their own and the wider world. 

This week we’re asking; Would you be a mistress? And discussing all things Max and Priya!

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Transcript

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Hi, I'm Ava. And I'm Abby. And you're listening to Ender's Afters.

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Where we use East Enders hot topics to talk about our real worlds.

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And have a good gossip.

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Welcome to the afters. Welcome to the afters. Ava, what is your storyline?

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Would you be anyone's mistress?

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Oh be anyone's mistress.

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Would you be someone's missy mistress?

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I don't think I'd be a very good mistress.

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Why?

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Let me have a serious think about this. You'd be like, I'm tired. Am I doning out the fact that like we're girls, girls, and would never do that to another girl and just talk about it sneaking around.

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Like, imagine you like really fancy someone, but he had a moment you like, I like the thrill of this.

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That would be fun. But also, I could just never do that to another girly where you can. You wouldn't do it to another girly, but like I would love a normal situation like that.

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Yeah, energy. You get I know.

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It actually wouldn't even feel good. I think the way Priya is doing it with Max.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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She feels good. Do you know what I feel? It's because Cindy is an absolute bitch, and everyone knows it, and she's like an older woman, she knows she's like the sexier one and stuff. But Max ain't in his heyday, let's be honest.

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They keep having run-ins, Cindy and Priya, so I feel like it keeps getting heated and heated because when Cindy um was like to not what's her name, the daughter?

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Gina.

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No, Navani. Navani, Navani. And then that she kicked off about that. It's all getting miscommunication.

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And it's making her feel less and less sorry for Cindy.

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Yeah, because Cindy was like, losers lose and winners win.

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Yeah, and she's like, Well, I'm fucking your mouth right now.

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I'm fucking your wear right there. And I'm gonna fuck him hard.

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But could you be a mistress?

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I don't know. It depends if he's rich enough. Yeah.

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Maybe I could do the whole like the wife kind of knows it's an arrangement. Yeah. On the real housewife.

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I don't think I could, you know. But yeah, I know what you mean. Like. If I knew they were kind of like not together, and it was an arrangement. Yeah, and also I maybe lives in another country. If we didn't love, like if I fell in love, there'd be a different story, but I I'd be like, no, no, no. I don't know.

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If it was just sexy shit. I'm thinking as a mistress of sexy shit. I could never do it with someone I love.

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Oh, but sometimes you develop feelings, don't you?

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Yeah, I say would as well.

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I'm not really like I might be like You're not a compartmentalised kind of girl. You know me, babe. This dick here and that dick on Tuesday.

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Yeah, I can't do that. I've never really had a roster or been like dating various people. The most I've closest I've come to dating various people is when I met my ex.

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No, not.

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Do you know when I was on doing the hinge thing?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And then I met him.

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Yeah.

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I've never really dated loads of people. You said when you were single you were living your life.

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Yeah. But um not really, no. But um I've really enjoyed the Priya and Mac storyline.

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Yeah, same.

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I've enjoyed it. It's spicy.

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It is spicy.

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When Priya got shoved in the boot of the car. I know. Nearly got found out where a hive is.

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I loved it when she got the phone borrowed the phone off the girl and was like, don't sleep with what did she say?

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Yeah, don't sleep with them teenage girls. Yeah, they're gonna be.

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She's like, don't sleep with yeah, or something like that.

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And she's always been rude about Max. She's like, You are old and crusty, but she loves to go with it. And he can't keep his hat. He's such a scumbag. He's such a scumbag.

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But do you know what? For the first time, I feel almost sorry for him because he almost didn't even want this. I know. And she's kind of pushed and pushed him into it. And then every time he tries to settle it down, she blackmails him pretty much. Yeah, she kind of looked we shouldn't feel sorry for fucking Max Brown, but I kinda do.

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No, I know because she does this thing where she's like, Yeah, yeah, let's do it, and then something goes wrong. She blames him. And says she's gonna tell Cindy. She's gonna tell Cindy, but it's like it's so pick me. You're literally sneaking around.

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She's just doing one of them like hurt girl. Yeah, so hurt broke heartbroken girl.

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I don't get messed around with, but like she's speduling, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was sex and shut up.

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And Ravi coming back to that.

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Ravi's return! Ravi's return. I love that. Do you know what?

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He's come back with like a new essence about that.

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I fancy him this comeback.

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I fancy him this comeback so that it's the turtleneck.

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He was wearing a. Does he have a turtleneck? It was like a mini turtleneck.

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Men in turtlenecks give me the ick. I'm glad I didn't notice that.

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It was like a half turtleneck.

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Men in turtlenecks. I'm telling you right now, don't ever come near me, a man in a turtleneck gives me the ick. What's your ick?

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I don't oh there's all sorts. No, give us a man ick.

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Like what a man, not just like a friend ick.

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I think when they take themselves too seriously, that is a big fat ick to me. And they think they're really cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're not.

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I would prefer someone with like no fashion sense because they don't care, than someone with like too much to full out fashion sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But um, yeah, he's got a new energy, Ravi. I'm into it. He's trying to find out who it's leaving with.

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But also, like, don't try and find out who she's sleeping with. You fucked her and then went off. Like, that's not cool. Like what you done with her was so bad. No wonder she is a bit acting mad. I think I would if someone done that to me.

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And so I mean she's just she's just she's filling a void, isn't she?

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She's filling a void and and the hurt. So she's like, yeah, trying to get through the hurt essentially, by like with Max Brannon. Because she, do you know what that's what that is as well? She knows that she's like penger than Max. Yeah. So she's like, let me get so her self-esteem is almost better because she was made to feel so crap by Ravi. She's doing that thing of like, I'm in control, I'm not like I'm the better one, I've got the one up one upper hand.

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So, really, you're a secret, babe, and that's not cool.

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Yeah, and it's not even just that, but like, really, you're just still heartbroken over the way Ravi treated you, which is fair enough.

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Yeah, if you're gonna be a secret, don't be upset when you're treated bad because you are a secret.

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So just Yeah, she almost like makes him treat her badly.

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She gets on my nerves sometimes.

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I love her, but like she's doing the most.

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But so I feel like it's all unravelling for the Christmas day.

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Of course, it's her that's pregnant, but she's definitely pregnant in real life, right? Yeah. You can tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah. So, and Max has got guilt, so he gave the I gave her a car sale. No, he bought the Max bought the gym.

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Oh, yeah. And then She doesn't know this yet though, does she?

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She does know now. And he was like, they they were in the bar and they cheers, and Ravi was like, You're a good man. I know.

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And Max was like Of course, it's so East Ender's textbook to be like, do the deal with the person you should least do the deal with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The most unlikely, it's like always like that's the one person you wouldn't do the deal with.

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I know, it's like let's trust the person who's the least trustworthy. Literally, and not bat an eyelid.

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I know, but I love that Ravi's one in the gym now. I'm all for that. Yeah, I'm all for that.

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New ownership, we love it.

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I like that he's like smant himself by owning something. I think when you own something in the gym, that's when you know. You ain't going nowhere. Yeah, you know you're an extender's cast member. I bet when he saw that opening his script and saw that, he thought, I've made it, baby! I've made it.

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I'm an owner of property on the square.

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Yeah, property isn't it? That's true. I know the gym. How long's the gym been a thing? It's not always been a gym, is it?

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No, it's quite recent-ish, in the last maybe ten years.

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Yeah, definitely ten years.

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Because Phil needs something to run so he can stay as well. So it was him and Sharon. Who's oh Phil owns everything? The archer, yeah. But he keeps selling it off to people.

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It was him and Sharon. Oh, yeah, of course. She's the one that said she wanted to sell it.

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I think that's how she can dip in and out of these tenders as well, isn't it? Yeah. She's keeping dipping and she's bash off.

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Which I love that she's able to sell it shook and gorgeous at the moment. Love and back shadow. Welcome to my shower. Looking stunning, loving the hair. Loving the hair. She's looking great. And yeah. She's got a drink poured over her by bloody Jasmine.

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Don't talk rude.

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But she still looked bloody gorgeous.

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She still did.

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And I love that like they addressed the fact that she came back in later and they were like, Why are you in here after all that? And she's it's my local. It's like, or it's because it's the only pub on this fake set.

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I know.

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Do you know what I mean? So do we have to let her back in? Well, really, if that happened, you would not go to that pub, even if it was your local.

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No. So you wouldn't be a mistress then?

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Would I be a mistress? Yeah, like with the setup I just told you. Like if the wife knew, maybe if he was from a different like different country, flew in, we had a cute weekend, brought me loads of stuff, like nice hotel, money's big. Exciting like that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, but it's not even, do you know what? It's not just coming round to it now, guys. Alright, I'll do it. Actually, um, it's not even just like the buying me things, it's more like you don't want someone's skin and end up staying in the travel offshore. You want to like it wants to be like a bit of a it needs to feel like a bit of a fantasy, do you know what I mean?

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No, we're not doing no splitting the no.

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Babe, I'm 30 bloody free next month.

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No, no, no. This is this is fantasy.

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I know, fantasy living. What about you, babe? What's your mistress setup?

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Yeah, like in a in an ideal world. In my dream world. Like, what's the word with like I wouldn't be a mistress, but if I was, it would be like that. Hypothetically. Hypothetically. In an ideal world, um, yeah, like I would their situation would have to be really over there, and I don't know about it. Do you know what I mean?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry to interrupt your mistress fancy with that garp. I've just realised something.

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What?

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You know, Ravi slept with Priya before she went.

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Yeah.

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And then it was literally the wedding was like two days later when she slept with Max for the first time. Who's the dad? We presume it's Max, but we don't know that.

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Who is the dad? But no, but they haven't said that she's even said she's pregnant yet. Not yet.

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But like, I've just realised that's why they done the whole sleeping with You heard your hair first.

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You heard it here first. You heard it here first. Interesting. No, but no. Yeah. I'm picking apart just because I need to know. Well, I thought the baby was Penny's baby. That's that's your we don't.

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I'm the flash forward.

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Yeah.

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The flash forward, there is a scan or something on the nightstand of the and the mistress is in the bed.

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Oh my god, you remembered that. Fucking hell.

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So, and she keeps saying that I'm feeling sick. So we're gonna find out soon she's pregnant, but she's not gonna know which one the father is.

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Because it was the same night as the petition.

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Until he comes out ginger or not. Bald and ginge. Bald and ginge, no eyebrows.

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Oh my god, wow.

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Yeah, literally, it was like a day after the wedding, a day before the wedding or something. Which is why she was on a rampage because he had literally just done that to her. I know. Juicy Ecendas is coming through it there.

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Yeah, loving at the moment again.

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Exactly.

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So, yeah.

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What's your final diff?

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Potentially could be a writ something. Big me a nice hotel when I'm yours. If it's a writ somewhere.

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Thank you, guys. Right, comment down below who you think the dad is.

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Maxwell Ravi.

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Max or Ravi! Thanks for listening, guys. Come back next week. Bye.