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Simone & Sam Season 1 Episode 2

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Welcome to Don’t Jump, the Reddit Recap podcast where we unpack workplace navigation, office optics, and corporate chaos…so you don’t have to spiral alone.


This week’s theme: Time Theft. 
Is taking a bathroom break a crime? Is five minutes on Reddit “stealing”? Or is unpaid labor the real scam?


This episode, Simone and Sam get into micromanaging bosses, malicious compliance, unpaid lunches, and why humans are not robots (despite what your job thinks).


If you’ve ever eaten lunch at your desk, taken a “long” bathroom break, or side-eyed your boss for counting minutes—this one’s for you.


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