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This episode is all over the place… in the best way possible.

We’re talking about the Knicks’ championship dreams, what dating actually looks like today, and that weird moment when you finally realize you’re really single. Then we get into the never-ending debate of what men and women bring to the table, some of our favorite kinks, whether it’s possible to accidentally fall in love with your therapist, and a bunch of other completely unhinged conversations that somehow make perfect sense.

No script. No filters. Just real conversations, questionable takes, plenty of laughs, and another page you won’t want to skip.

SPEAKER_01

So back to a question we had probably in a previous episode. You would seriously take a woman serious with kids? Yeah. You would? Yeah. No matter the amount of kids or the ages. And welcome to a new episode of the baby. We are in the building. We go add the more is the word. It's there.

SPEAKER_00

We back. New space. New studio. Shout out to PLP Plumbing and Heaton. If you need your pipes clean, go get that. You know what I'm saying? It's powered by. You know, shout out to Uncle Pat. He in the family, man. Patty Mills. He did the right thing.

SPEAKER_01

Shooting another three. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00

We back. Same team different homes.

SPEAKER_01

Come on, that's it. That's it. We can only get better with time. Home is where the heart is. Cheers. That's it. Cheers, bro. Salute. Just cheers. Just money. Yes, sir. So yeah, I mean, look. The Knicks.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I guess we can start with that. The Knicks are doing what they suppose. Two and O for whoever's watching this right now. Yeah. 2-0 in the NBA Finals. Zach ain't left his house since. Yo, you want to hear something crazy? He's been on a 13-0 house street. Yo, and I wasn't I was so upset yesterday because I was like, yo, first time I leave my house, we're about to lose. Yo, you guys did go out last night. Yeah. Wow. And I was like, and I was fake telling him the first time I was going to tell us like yo, like, yo, I really hope this is not the case because it's gonna ruin it for me. Like, oh, yeah. What you would have did though if it would have lost and he was out. You would have gone back to the house for game three? Oh, I would have, yeah, I would have never left. Yeah, then I would have really. But I think it's this jersey.

SPEAKER_01

That's the magic. It might not even be the same. That's the juju. It's not in the okay, I think it's the jersey. Because I wore that jersey yesterday. The guy hasn't hair, bro, as you can see. And I would play until Monday, but I need these two days off, though.

SPEAKER_00

My heart was on. Who you? Yeah, I don't give a fuck what they need. I need these two days off. After yesterday, bro, let me tell you something. Wemmy had a moment to show us that this was his time. And he didn't do it. And we're not a basketball podcast. I don't want people to think we're about to go on a tangent. We're an everything podcast. We do have to touch on this. But he had a chance. He did. To show us.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, I don't, I feel like we're too quick to jump in. He's in the year two. He's in year two, right? Year three. He's in year three?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know guys if it feels like year two is because year two is an injury.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah. So he's in year three. He's in the finals already. He's very young. He's very talented. And you know what I'm saying? Let's not pull. I've heard a lot of people saying that already. Oh, Wemby's not as good as we think. And uh he's still super young.

SPEAKER_00

Nah, I've listened, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

He's still, you know what I'm saying? That's right. And and the series isn't over. That's why. We got two more games to capture before we start shitting on anybody. We're going back to the guard. Yeah, I was I was out there at the I was at the um, what you call it, Central Park. Yeah, how was it going on those cans? It was a zoo out there, like a complete zoo. Like, honestly, it's crazy to see how many people the city is bringing out. Like the Knicks are bringing out.

SPEAKER_00

That's why I'm like, yo, I don't know why we haven't been to the finals earlier. What this does for the city comes in. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

20,000 inside the garden for sure. 20,000 plus outside of the garden. There had to be like 40,000 in the party hours at in Central Park. It was packed like that. It was crazy. But here's the thing. So let me tell you my little story, play by play. So we get there, right? We get there probably 7:45. We see a swamping line, like all bro, it's probably a hundred thousand people out there, bro. I shit you now, bro. It was so many people just slowly walking. So I'm like, is that a line where we like entered? We somehow enter like in the middle of the pack. So we kind of like dissolved like inside the group. Yeah. We dissolved. And it worked, bro. And we got in. And when we got in, it was another 40,000 people. So I know they had to be cutting people off back there. For sure. For sure. Like, because it had to be like 40,000 people in Central Park itself. But just to see that many people out there and everybody's smiling, no fights, nobody's mad. Yeah. It was a vibe. The burger out there was fire. The fries are fired. They sold food? They sold food. That's what it was dope. They have vegan options? Shout out Jalen Brunson. Do they have I don't know. That's a great question. That's a great question. I didn't check. They got fries.

SPEAKER_00

What is it? Fried in. Burger oil. This is Colin Peter. No, seriously, though. Yeah, I think this is probably the best thing the city has had in a long time. Because yeah, the Yankees have been great. Cool. The Giants have been great. The Giants have done their thing in the last. The most recent championship, actually, is the Giants. Well, WNBA. Liberty. Yeah, Liberty was last year. Everybody still shits on women's basketball. That's shit. I don't care what nobody says. Yeah, I love the girls. He's a talented athlete. Super tough. And again, super lit. My son's trying to crack one of those games. Yo, really. Yo, I ain't gonna lie. They could fake Take LeBron one on one. Can I imagine? But yeah, um. They fire. Yeah, nah. They fire. They say that whole stigma's one thing.

SPEAKER_01

Some of them look good too. Oh, for sure. I was looking at what's her name? T Cooper's fire. I haven't, I'm trying to think of somebody that's super fire. Some of them be gay though. Like, so like you cracking Caitlin Clark? Nah. She looks like my English teacher type shit. Like. Maybe. Miss Dela Rocca type shit.

SPEAKER_00

Oh. Delahoop?

SPEAKER_01

You know what person named that?

SPEAKER_00

He said Dela Cava.

SPEAKER_01

Dela Rocca. Oh, I think he said Dela Cava. You know what Dela? What's that? That's your English teacher? No, no. He was a what did he teach?

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Delacava?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

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I am.

SPEAKER_01

Well he taught, like. I forgot. Yo, all right, bro. Come on. We gotta tell the people what they what he taught. Mr.

SPEAKER_00

Delacaba, if you watch it.

SPEAKER_01

What you taught, Mr. Delacava, bro? He taught us how to start. I'm looking at these too.

SPEAKER_02

Nah.

SPEAKER_00

Not get caught like in class. You ever like it? Put the volume on you ever rubbed your shit under the table?

SPEAKER_01

Never. You are ultimately horny, bro.

SPEAKER_00

You never caught the wood at school, though, and you had to get. Like teachers like come come up and answer something. I'm trying to think if I have a street. I'm not gonna put my man's name in this, but nah, I can't do it just in case. One of my good friends. You know him, you know him. So um we was in, I think, Italian class. Bro water, the gray sweats to school. Already mistaken. So you know, you sit down in class, you know, sometimes you just sit in there daydreaming, catching the, you know, the Woody. Toy Story 5 out now. Um and then so he, I think our teacher called him up to do something. Teacher called him up to do something, but he's like, hold on one second. He's like, he couldn't get up yet. I'm like, yo, you alright? He was like, nah, I ain't gonna lie to you, bro. I'm gonna fake hard right now.

SPEAKER_01

And it's really pressure on him to get up right now.

SPEAKER_00

The whole school is like, no classes, like like leans on the table like this, and it's like slowly getting up. And then like gets up like this. I had to show the whole thing. I know what. Yeah, did he hide it though, or no?

SPEAKER_01

Nah, it softened up by the time he the three steps to the boards I usually like though. Slightly unadjusted it, like. I don't know you why not got on that topic topic, but yeah, catching a wood in school is on the topic. But I'm not gonna lie, nah, we can stay on the topic, bro, because we men, bro. Come on, this is Loki Men's podcast. We relate with, you feel me? We're men, bro. It is, bro, there'd be times, bro. I don't know if it'd be like, I don't know if it'd be like the stuff I wear or like the pants, or like, I don't know. Some or the drawers I wear, bro, sometimes my shit be getting bricked. Like it's like my I feel that sensation, like ultimately, bro. And like you can't be not in a situation where you could like grab wood and like feel me? You gotta just what do you do? So even in a situation like that, like you just gotta remain seated.

SPEAKER_00

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01

You gotta get sent home. Like, fuck no. Like, just like send me to the nurse word for not erectile dysfunction. Should you not though my tactic to like get away from that? And it's gonna sound so fucking weird, but the homies I grew up with, they gonna know, bro. Just think about Coach Stone type shit. That's my basketball coach type shit.

SPEAKER_00

Think about a joint or something that like.

SPEAKER_01

Nah, just think about Coach Stone type shit. Like, you fully brick, like, yo, bro, what am I gonna do? Just think about your basketball coach type shit. Now, what if you stay brick? And you start thinking about like, yo, he's the greatest guy. Like, if you stay brick, you're gay. Like, ultimately, like you like game. You like boys working. Think about Coach Don. Think about Coach Don. It's not working. Like, nah. So that's foolproof type shit. Think about the childhood basketball coach type shit, brick going like instant. So that's my shit. That's my I don't know what's your tactic. It's it's nothing.

SPEAKER_00

Uh just rub one out.

SPEAKER_01

Obviously, other than that's getting that out of the way.

SPEAKER_00

Because I'm saying right now, Coach Stein, you're not saving this one. That's it. Coach Stein. But yeah, uh yeah, so it's good for the city. I think uh we got two more games, we're gonna win it. Um I'm going for the sweep. I don't know what your predictions are, but I think the sweep is happening. I said if we win these two in San Antonio, you go back to the garden with this energy. They haven't they haven't played their best game. We have not played our best game. No way. And we have won these games. Yeah, for sure. Like I don't I can't see a world where they win in um New York. Well, the last three teams in the finals that have lost two, the first two at home, have lost the series. So what does that say?

SPEAKER_01

We're not losing the series. I mean, no, they won the series, yeah. Like it's in our favor.

SPEAKER_00

The team that was home that lost. Oh, they ended up winning. They end up losing the series. They end up losing the series. Yeah, that makes sense. They really needed that one. As a Spurs player, you needed that one going into the garden. This is the first finals game in the garden in 27 years. And we have a chance to go up 3-0. I'm getting fucking goose on the thing about it. Like, yeah. Yo, I They're gonna be rabbin. This is why I need to be in that fucking building. Because that shit is gonna be oh my gosh. 20k, bro. Hopefully, this video goes viral by tomorrow. I want to trade.

SPEAKER_01

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SPEAKER_00

You know what I'm saying? Come on. He got us in the door game one. Yes, shout out Uncle Pat, bro.

SPEAKER_01

But uh, what was I gonna say? Yeah, so yeah, I want to look at the tickets, my fault. That's why I was gonna go. No, yeah, but I think I think we got it.

SPEAKER_00

I might look that up. I think I think we got it. I think we have the best player in the series. So yeah, we're starting at 10K.

SPEAKER_01

It was starting at four the other day, so it went out. 10K to get into Master Square Garden on Monday. Fucking school night. Monday night. On a Monday night. That's gonna be the most live Monday night in New York City. Yeah. What are you doing? That's a great question. It's like I gotta get to the city. No matter what, I have to get to the city. Yeah, I work, but I don't care. Yeah, right. I'll be there. Yeah. Like, I gotta get to the city. You gotta find a way there. If it's not the city around other ride, you're not with it. I know. He's lying to you guys. Yeah, I'm telling you superstition. So the for the past. So uh we had tickets to go to Madison Square Garden for a watch party, right? By the way, I'm sorry again. In the garden, in the arena. First of all, the other day I tried to get tickets, there was 150,000 people in that queue. Yeah. They don't even have a hundred thousand tickets.

SPEAKER_00

And you resellers, stop doing that dumb shit. You pay ten dollars for the ticket. You're not making anything incredible. If you had finals tickets and you were reselling, okay. You got watch party tickets. I don't know what it's doing for you. This is where you play the ether beat in the background of my yeah. I don't know what it's doing for you. That shit lame. That shit corny.

SPEAKER_01

Like, bro. You know what I mean? Like fuck bots, bro. Yeah, this is corny. Because it's crazy because you get to the watch party and then you see a bunch of empty seats. That means either it didn't get their shit off or I don't know. You lost money.

SPEAKER_00

So I mean, I know you lost $10.

SPEAKER_01

Cool, whatever.

SPEAKER_00

But that's $10 that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_01

That could have gone to see that could have gone to a real fan. A real fan. That could have been a lot of. We gotta talk about that too. What, real fans? Hold on. Nah, we're not doing that.

SPEAKER_00

No, I'm gonna say something because there's a couple people on social media right now. I'm not talking about anybody in particular, but I mean I am, but like I might defend them, bro. No, there have been some fans who want to keep saying, I know I'm not a real fan, but this, this, and this. And then keep shitting on the Knicks, and then keep going back. It's like pick one. Either you're gonna be rolling with us this year, which is cool. I don't mind the bandwagon shit. That's fine. Because you're in New York. If you're in New York, you should be a fan of what's happening in New York. Absolutely. I think it's weird when people fucking hate on New York teams and you live in New York. Amen.

SPEAKER_01

You're born and raised in New York.

SPEAKER_00

And the Knicks are in the fucking finals, and you're like, you're like, oh, fuck.

SPEAKER_01

Fuck the Knicks. Like, what?

SPEAKER_00

Like, that shit is corny, it's weird. It it doesn't, I don't know what they think it fuels, but it honestly, maybe it's it's to fuel us, because that shit gets me heated. But then it's also the fans that are like, yeah, you know, like I'm I'm just trolling y'all, I'm just trolling y'all. And then we celebrate and then go back to trolling. And it's like, even if y'all win, I'm still not gonna be a fan. Okay, bro, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, bro. Because that's you know what this is showing me? You're panicking right now. You know we're about to win this shit. Exactly, exactly.

SPEAKER_01

And you know we're gonna remember all that shit that you were talking.

SPEAKER_00

And people want to make us the laughing stock. We've always been the laughing stock, so people are uncomfortable with us with us not being that anymore. So it's like, and that's why that's why this shit means something to me. Because I remember being in high school, middle school, and having to come to school and be joked about all the fucking time about my channel. Yo, you like the Knicks. You like the Knicks? Oh, you're a bugging. You're a bug. Some people that are fans of them right now that were in high school with me, joking me. Yeah, they cut your ass. Are now celebrating, oh, we up 2-0.

SPEAKER_01

We who's we? We. But it's cool. Nah, you're cool. So that's why I want to say. So I've seen a lot of stuff on the internet of people shitting on people that's supporting the Knicks. Like, oh, where is these Knicks fans coming from? Bro, you're from New York, bro. It's the city of Europe. Exactly. Come on, bro. It's a beautiful thing. The city is lit. Like we said, there's a million people out on the streets, every Knicks game. There's no crime, I'm sure, other than the people. You know what I'm saying? I have I can't say no crime, bro. I want to say it's crimeless. No crime in the next time. We need Batman. We might need Batman in the next two days. They're going crazy. I think a video I seen, there was like five people standing on top of the ambulance. Another three people sitting on front of it. Somebody could be dying, bro. Like, oh my god. If we win game three, we're gonna be one game away. Yeah. Do you know what that's gonna do? I don't. Anyway. I don't. I know where I'm gonna be, though. I'm gonna be a part of it, though.

SPEAKER_00

Nah, game four, I promise. If we're 3-0, game four, I will be out of the city. In the madness. I have to be.

SPEAKER_01

You'll be Batman.

SPEAKER_00

I will dress up as Batman. You know what? Actually, yeah, I'm gonna dress up as Batman and I'll walk the streets as Batman with the jersey on. As the cave. Yeah, and I'll go viral. I'll be on Side Talk and all that. That would actually be really cool. Yeah. We holding you too. Yo, shout out your man's too, by the way. Uh the Whoopi Goldberg shit.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, shout out to you for that, bro. That was legendary. Crazy viral for that, bro. Shout out to you after that, bro. I wanna fuck that ass. Yeah, I wanna fuck that ass. And I hit the ass. That's the part that gives me too, bro.

SPEAKER_00

It's that little this at the end, like, because also it's like Whoopi Goldberg, like, come on.

SPEAKER_01

Like anybody knows, bro. Like the comment that made me laugh the most, it was like, that's what you decided to do with your moment to shine. Like, and that's what so fun. You could have said anything in the world, bro. Why Whoopi? Like, sister act, bro. I'm I'm not mad at him. Come on, bro. Well, you gotta love it though.

SPEAKER_00

It's the energy the New York Knicks is bringing. And that's uh that's what I'm happy about. Fan and no fan, enjoy the energy, just don't be talking shit. Gotta love it, bro. If you want to talk shit, keep it to yourself. That's that's all I gotta say.

SPEAKER_01

It's a beautiful summer.

SPEAKER_00

You're having a good time.

SPEAKER_01

It's a beautiful summer.

SPEAKER_00

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01

And that's all I keep saying. That's this is a part of what's going on, bro. The epic summer. Anyone that lived in New York in 2016, I don't know if it's the same for people in fucking Florida or fucking Cali. New York 2016, you remember where you were, bro? That was the most epic summer summer ever. That was a seven-year reunion, bro. It's 2026.

SPEAKER_00

This is a great fucking segue.

SPEAKER_01

So far, it is epic. This is an epic summer, bro. Epic. Single, yeah. Um, lit is hot, yeah. Fully girth. Like, real shit. Swing. Swinging. Gers swinging outside.

SPEAKER_00

So crazy because 10 years ago, views dropped in 2016.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Ooh.

SPEAKER_00

Now we're in 2026.

SPEAKER_01

Ooh, another reason the summer is so elite. Now we're in 2026, and we gotta talk about it.

SPEAKER_03

Iceman, baby, like so cool.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. We got we we haven't been like we'll just start by saying Iceman came out. Thank you, Drake. Three albums came out. Thank you, Drake. Three albums. So, Drizzy, we want to just say thank you for high quality music once again. How does he keep doing it? Where do we start? So we first we start with the watch party.

SPEAKER_01

Our own. Yeah, we did a little watch party and expansion for sure. Awesome. Shout out Unc for that too. That was awesome. Great experience to listen to that. Did we listen to how'd it work? How do we do? So we gotta be.

SPEAKER_00

So all right, YouTube, YouTube episode dropped, episode four dropped at 9.45. It came out at 9.45. I was very surprised. Yes. Like that shit came out. The live. Yeah, yeah. 9.45. Then you hear make them cry right away. So you are you can already imagine. Yes. Locked in. Yes. You start hearing. And then he dropped all those visuals, right? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and then it just was like, it kept going. And I don't want to be that guy, but when we got to Janice, shut the fuck up. I was telling people, I was like, yo, this is the one. This is yeah, like I don't know if it was my ear, just the music, whatever, but I was like, something about this one that like it's resonated with me with the most. Yeah. And I even went back, we even went back to play it again. I was like, yo, this is the one that's hitting for me. And it just became number one. So I was like, but is that your favorite song off Iceman? Not anymore. It was. That's how Drake albums always. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not anymore. But um, I guess we could start with there's three albums. There's three. Yeah, so uh so how'd you listen to them?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so I gotta start my process, right? I always gotta talk about my so the process that I to consume music, he gave us three of those shits. It's a lot of music. I'm not gonna just I'm not the type to just dance around or even like just skim around. I like the experience, right? So Iceman, what did I start with? Habibti. Yeah, yeah. Habibti through and through. And I sat with that for a couple days. Yeah, Habibti only. I didn't go to Iceman, I didn't go to Maid of Honor, only Habibti. WNBA, Fort Worth, Party Next Door, the the what's another one? Uh High Fives, White Bone, Zen Fog. Oh my god, that album is crazy. Yeah, after that, it was Iceman. Yeah, right. Her right there. I called that early, bro. I was there. I was there right now.

SPEAKER_00

The reason why I like that song so much is because he called that.

SPEAKER_01

So that's sexy red shit? Yeah, he called that. Bro, sexy, we fuck with sexy on this pod. We're gonna get sexy on this pod one day. We made it for me.

SPEAKER_00

Come on, right there, right there. Come on.

SPEAKER_01

She goes crazy, bro. She says it's a jumbo honey bomb for the A1 feature. Come on, come on. We're gonna pay that jumbo honey. Probably not, but I would. Like, if I had it, I would pay you for that for sure. For sexy. For sexy, for a feature? For that A1 feature for sure. Yeah. Right there, right there. Like, no gap. So yeah, I listened to Habibti through and through, and then now I'm on Made of Honor for real. I it took me a minute to get to Made of Honor. I'm probably I'm pretty sure a lot of people. Well, you skipped Iceman?

SPEAKER_00

Or you went to Iceman?

SPEAKER_01

Oh no, I said Iceman. So it was um Habipti and then Iceman, and then now I'm on Made of Honor. Bro, I have a new favorite. I think I talked to you the other day about my favorites. Yeah. You know New Bestie? Yeah. You know the other one too? True Bestie, I think it's called. It's true bestie and new bestie.

SPEAKER_00

You heard that one? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Bro, nah, bro.

SPEAKER_00

I'm still, I'll be honest. I haven't tapped into Made of Honor yet fully. Y'all wasn't. So tell me your process. Yo, I haven't. I ain't gonna lie, Habibdi got me in a chokehold. Still. This is Habibdi and this is me, like in the between.

SPEAKER_01

Like pause.

SPEAKER_00

I wish. But um, like I'm listening to Habibdi, bro, and maybe it's because of what I've been going through over the past year. Yes, like all this bullshit with the breakup, everything like that. So it's like he must have had my phone tapped to what he's what he's saying. Talking directly to us, like yes, like that's why I say white bone. When I hear white bone, it sounds like he made that specifically made here. And I know he didn't, but I think he did.

SPEAKER_01

Like it's like if you want. Cover me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, Michael. And I know people were mad about the beat switches. I fucking love beat switches. I always loved that he did that. I love Drake doing the beat switches. Because not many people do, and he was kind of like, I don't know. Team's the first one, but he was like the more mainstream artist to start one of the pioneers, yeah. And it's not like he beat switches and keeps the same cadence and shit. He'll beat switch, give us a whole new song. Yeah. Like Dust.

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Dust starts off mad crazy. Like he starts tweaking the beat changes, like tough. Dust might be my favorite song right now. I'm gonna be honest with you. Dust is tough. Dust or don't worry, because don't worry, Don't worry, it's tough. Yeah, like I'm gonna be.

SPEAKER_01

My favorite off of Iceman, it varied so much. I think right now it stayed on Don't Worry. Right now it's on Don't Worry and it's stuck on Don't Worry.

SPEAKER_00

It's funny because I hated Don't Worry in the live stream. Like when I came on a live stream, I was fake waiting for that to be over.

SPEAKER_01

He went, and that the part that you probably waited to be over is the part I love. Oh yes, bro.

SPEAKER_00

I just want to see that boy bag on the piece of shit, bro. But what I love about it though, is he's saying the things that we fake all want to say, but he's saying it a different way. Instead of just saying, I want this person to do terrible, yes, bro. He's like specific, like he's making it a jig bill is like I just want to see that boy struggle with the bone. That's uh Bill. Yeah, bro. He's a legend. I'm not mad at him because I feel you. He's a legend.

SPEAKER_01

I wouldn't be mad if they struggle with the phone. He's a legend. Make them play, make them pay tough with the all the bars.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yes, that's a great. What's your favorite make them? We can all do this. I'm gonna say make them pay. I gonna make them pay. Man, mine's make them cry. I ain't gonna lie. Make them cry. Yeah, just as make them cry. Make them cry. I think I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm still picturing that night first listening to it. But those B switches remind me of Tusca Leather. This is one of my favorite. If not, Tuscan Leather is the best Drake intro. Make them cry is right there. It jumped over my dead body for me. Like over my dead body is too much classics. But make them cry. Yo, I'll be ready to drop a tear, bro. But the shit just like Yeah, that's a great one.

SPEAKER_01

Make them cry is a good one. Make them pay. And what's the other one? Make them remember.

SPEAKER_00

Make them remember. That's the outro, right? Make them uh what was it? There was one more. Make them know. Make them know was the last one. Yeah, make them. That was fire because that was probably the most reflection Drake we've gotten in a while.

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Like, where it was like, okay, this is after the battle. He talked about everything. What I'm happy about is people were upset, like, oh, why is he still talking about the Kendrick thing? Why is he still talking about certain things? I'm like, you gotta realize what this did to the dude for those two years. Yeah, I wasn't. You think I'm gonna forget? No way. Like, I'm not gonna be like poor me. Which he didn't even do. The disses weren't like poor me. It was more like I know what happened, but this is what I was doing during that time.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly. Because he didn't really say a lot in the in those in those moments, too. Like he yeah, they had the beef, and then after that he went ghost sonically for the most part. He dropped our, he did the little eggs. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, but that had nothing to do with any of those. That was Trey Party and him just gonna have to. Then he started giving us the Easter eggs and the episodes and the little breadcrumbs, but it was never really him telling us what it was, which I love so much that we waited to this big grand, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, and I love it. Shout out to Drake, yeah. Shout out to Drake. And the way he does it too is he kills them like he does best, like what he did with back to back. That too hard for the radio is a diss and it's hard, bro. And every radio you, every car you get in, you're gonna hear it on the radio. They're playing it on the radio. Yeah, yeah. And it's called Too Hard for the Radio, bro. Like Drake is a is a legend. 988 million streams.

SPEAKER_00

And it's uh crazy. Not only that, album album has three albums have ever gone, one, two, and three. On the billboards. First artist to ever do that.

SPEAKER_01

It's not done. Maid of Honor is gonna get us due soon. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Well, you know, it's all the Drake albums do that. It's like when it first dropped, everyone's like, ah, you know, Views did that. Yeah. Views first night. Honestly never mind. Honestly Nevermind is the biggest, probably the best. Yeah, that's probably the best example. Yeah. Because when that dropped, nobody understood this. Yeah. For real.

unknown

Falling.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, like, but I ain't gonna lie, that's one of my favorite songs. Tex go green. One of my favorite Drake songs ever. That's a great song. That's a great song. Fucking uh Svice Books, Liability. Tied of bands of the book. It's one of, yeah. We can just say the whole shit.

SPEAKER_01

Tied of bands I stumbled on the other day, and I said all of it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Oh baby. Yeah, and then that fucking what is what is that instrument in the back?

SPEAKER_01

Fucking banjo. I don't know, bro. Ukulele. Like shit is tough.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so you're right. Honestly nevermind is definitely that, but most Drake albums take a while. And he said that. Like, even when Honesty Nevermind drop, he says alright, you're not gonna get it right now. And it's like he knows that that's what it's gonna be.

SPEAKER_01

And it's so crazy because I wonder how they look at it while they're creating. You know what I'm saying? Like, he almost creates, like, yeah, everybody, like, even us as creators, we oh, we're creating this new this movement or whatever. And of course, we are. We have our own vibe as far as even like our brand, as far as like Har Hum or whatever, we have our own vibe, our own sound. You know what I'm saying? This guy literally, I feel like makes like the industry's sound, like the norm he creates it, if that makes sense, like the beat switches now. I could guarantee you everybody's album is gonna contain nothing but beat switches. Crazy, it's gonna be little interludes of people talking and uh the stuff that he does. He's amazing at those things. Yeah, he creates a story out of these albums that not many people could do, and he leaves he starves himself for so long, and he comes with a whole new type of vibe. Yeah, and it's crazy, bro.

SPEAKER_00

Even that Janice shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_01

That's yes, different. Yes. But that's what's the um Shorty. Uh I don't know her. I didn't know her. Yeah, I didn't know her song. Um and but stuff like that, bringing incorporating that into a hip hop record is like genius.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and like even beat choices, like that Janice beat. If somebody would have played that for me, I'd have skipped it immediately. Yeah, you would have to be.

SPEAKER_01

Honestly, if 40 ever sent the beat to me, I don't care what it was.

SPEAKER_00

I don't think that was 40, though. I'm writing somebody else.

SPEAKER_01

Was it?

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yeah. I think 40 was make them cry. Um does he not touch everything?

SPEAKER_01

I thought he touched everything.

SPEAKER_00

He does, but he does more, uh I think he does more engineering now, like just making sure it sounds how it sounds, like the Drake sound. Yeah. Because now Drake has that you know what the Drake sound is. I'm sure he has a whole production. What's more of the 40 sound? Let's just say that's the 40 sound. Because honestly, you don't get Drake without 40. Yeah. And vice versa. But they are literally the greatest that we've ever heard and seen in this lifetime. Um because I mean the numbers show it, the impact shows it, you know, whatever the culture wants to say and agree with. That's up to them. But you can't have music without Drake. I mean, the the charts have shown that hip hop has been in a disarray. It's crazy. And now you see this man, the charts are filled. The top 40 is this man. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

And he literally showed us he could do all three levels the hip hop, rap, conscious rap, the RB, make you cry, make you wanna call your ex, and then the pop dance, yeah, make them shake their eyes. It's like it's all type of dance immersed in the breckey, it's whining, it's twerking, it's fucking make them clap they shit. Like, it's all the above.

SPEAKER_00

Like shaking and shit. Come on.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, like even got it. We your bestie. Yo, that's my yo, bro. I'm telling you, bro. I gotta be in the club and hear that shit and just see the next Drake night.

SPEAKER_00

See the lens. Drake night? Yeah. Because that's the only time we're gonna hear them shits. Yeah. Because DJs is not, they're not playing all of those.

SPEAKER_01

That record needs love, like, for real. Yeah. Badly. I hear that in every single time.

SPEAKER_00

I'm gonna get on Road of Honor. I think if the weather's getting to the point now where I can, and I'll be, you know. You need that. You need that, bro. But it's just like that. When I get in the car, it's like Habiti automatically plays. It's like, yo, call me back, where you being. Like, yeah, bro. And I'm like, oh shit. Like, I feel like that was gonna happen. Um legend. Shout out to Drake. If he ever sees this, which he will. I think he does, bro.

SPEAKER_01

I think he'd be seeing everything at this rate, bro. He knows us, bro, personally. Yeah. He's talking in these records. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I think he might even say like somebody's name I knew.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I know Janice, actually.

SPEAKER_00

I know it personally. Baby M. Like Baby M, that's my uh beat me to it. Um, but yeah, so it's been a it's been an interesting, what, month and a half? It has been. You know what I'm saying? You've been making some moves.

SPEAKER_01

Definitely, yeah. A lot of a lot of shows. A lot of shows. We opened up for JI, the Urban Plaza, did a show in my city. That was dope. Yeah, we've been moving. Wait, the brewery.

SPEAKER_00

That was oh, because that was right after our last episode. Yes, exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01

So it was that and then we opened for JI not too long ago. That was dope. That experience was crazy. Yeah. That was a great show. So many more to come. Like, I don't like to dwell on the past or really talk about the past too much. I know people get mad that I don't, but there's a big guest. So much more to come. This is a legendary run that we own. I'm happy to be back in here. Yeah. We uh the next guest we have on here is gonna be crazy. Gotta be a good one. Wait on the table, like we single, like, oh man, they're not ready.

SPEAKER_00

We should get like maybe a midget on the show next.

SPEAKER_01

Jail Mutt. Word, a little person. Word. Oh man. Listen, first name back, like you gotta make sure.

SPEAKER_00

Little person sounds mad pedo. Like, I don't know, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_01

We're gonna get a little person on the show. Two grown adults. So what what what who do you know? You know one? You said it like you know one. You got one on speed dial. Like you could call them right now. Oh, I have a Rollerdex. Alright, bro.

SPEAKER_00

I put them in height order, now imagine.

SPEAKER_01

Yo. So where you at now? Like, you dating or what?

SPEAKER_00

Uh yeah. Tell the people, bro.

SPEAKER_01

Got right into it. Yeah, bro. Tell the people, bro.

SPEAKER_00

You dating, like so I had a I had an epiphany recently. You know what I mean? Okay, what's your epiphany? Wasn't it? I set myself free. I love that. Set myself free for the first time in a year. Um, I mean, I probably made it known on this episode a bunch of times. Everyone in this room pretty much knows, but yeah, I've been in limbo and just made myself a prisoner to myself in a situation for a year. And uh, you know, I just finally let it go and you feel free. Like how you feel now, you can breathe. Bro, I feel like I have the world at my fingertips again. And it feels like I control my life again. Like before, it felt like I was like the game and somebody was controlling. Yeah, like a literal puppet. And now it's like the strings are gone. I'm literally me. I'm when I'm walking now, it's not an outer body experience of like somebody I'm looking at myself from someone else. I'm like me. Like this is me. P O V. Like I love that feeling. And it's yeah, so I'm single, fully single. I am, I'm dating. Uh around moving around, you know, things are there.

SPEAKER_01

I am. I'm on the left side, bro. Like, but you don't want a girlfriend. Uh, I don't know. Right. Do we want a girlfriend?

SPEAKER_00

I'll tell you what, I'm at the point now where I realize I what I know what I want from love. Like, I know I've I've seen it, I've been in two long relationships. I know I've I'm also in therapy now, too, which is shout out to my therapist. Not gonna throw a name out there, but she's amazing. My boy Gatekeeper's therapist is crazy.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, I'll tell you after the show. I just don't want to. She's bad as hell. That's why she's fine as hell, right?

SPEAKER_00

I tell you, I gotta tell you this thing.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna book her.

SPEAKER_00

I'm gonna put the song because I know people have had these experiences before. Uh huh. My first session, I can tell on the phone, like while I'm doing the consultation. I'm like, damn. She's fine as hell. This this one is special. Yeah. But I gotta keep this like super professional. So I'm like, yeah, no problem. You don't know what she looks like yet. Not yet. But you can tell by the voice. So, and this ain't no Janet Jackson situation in Friday, like when homie say, yeah, she looks like Janet Jackson. It worked. Nah. Yeah, nah.

SPEAKER_01

So it could have been, but it worked. So uh session two. Now it's session one. Session one was through the phone. This was consultation. Oh, consultation through the through the phone. Session one.

SPEAKER_00

My boy was sprung off the consultation. It's crazy. You know when your body just like tingles a little bit when you're talking to somebody? Uh-huh. That's how I felt. And I was like, nah, this is crazy. So I was like, alright, bet. Session one, I get there, I can't find you, I'm looking for the place. You open the door. I'm like, oh man.

SPEAKER_01

You're like, excuse me, I'm looking for my psychiatrist. I'm looking at my psychotherapy.

SPEAKER_00

She's like, oh yeah, yeah. I'm I'm I'm, you know, the name. And I'm like, oh, all right, nice to meet you. Like, um I'm Zach. I'm Zach, whatever. And then she gets to talking even more. And then I'm like, oh my gosh. Like, I'm like, this is therapy, Zach. This is therapy. This is therapy. This is not a casting couch. This is not an favorite videos. Real shit, though. Like, this is therapy. And an attractive therapist has to be the hardest thing. And shout out to Drizzy too, because when he hits at that bar, I'll make them cry. That's what I'm saying. He got my phone tapped. Yeah, bro. He said that shit. And I was literally just telling the homies about that. For real shit. And I'm like, yo, this is wild.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna take it serious. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

My therapist is bad as hell. Yeah, and I'm like, you know what? But here's this is how I know I grown. Because I'm like, nah, like, I really want to do better. Like, I really want to grow even more. And I don't want to mess up the relationship that we have because it is really good. Like the therapist to what would you call it? Client relationship. Like, it's perfect. Like, this is my soulmate of a therapist. And you know, you can find soulmates in friendships and relationships, and this is my soulmate of a therapist. And I finally found that.

SPEAKER_01

And he says this after she rubbed hot oil on the shoulders. So she also does massaging and rubbed his head and shit with the hot oil.

SPEAKER_00

I'm fully clothed. And she just like works on pressure points while she's talking to you and like get you to calm down.

SPEAKER_01

Pressure points.

unknown

That sounds fire.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that sounds great.

SPEAKER_01

And she's talking in his air, like, so tell me.

SPEAKER_00

So I fucked up with that last time though, I wore sweats type shit. So like but I I was just in my head, I was like, Coach Stein, Coach Stein. But uh Yo. Nah, but I was I was in my head heavy, like even though she was like fully relaxed, but I was like, if I fully relax, someone won't be relaxed.

SPEAKER_01

Like she suddenly enters that. Like, it's okay if you get a little excited, like nah without saying it though. And then you're saying it without saying it, he fucked his therapist. Nah, nah, nah. Not a joke. No, no, never.

SPEAKER_00

Never. I even now, like, I still would never. Even if she like was like she was with it, nah. Like, I'm really that focused on my journey. That's dope. That's growth growth. Like that's growth that focused. Because I've I've been on it, bro. I've been on the side of the other shit, and I realize how much I didn't grow. And I realize what I've done to people in my life and like situ and relationships situations I've had and just how I could have done better. And I'm like, nah, this is so much better. Like this feeling in control.

SPEAKER_01

Like not being out of control. Literally in control of you. You're not controlled by lust. You're not controlled by previous love. You're not controlled by anyone. You're literally controlling. Nothing.

SPEAKER_00

Like literally, what was controlling me before literally cannot control me anymore. That's dope. Like even when I think back about it, I don't. Yeah, I might dwell on it for a second, but it's not, it doesn't consume me like it once did. Like I'm not at the job, like, yo, bro. Like I don't know what I should do. Like, nah. I don't. It's like I'm back. Yeah. I love that. Shout out to you, bro.

SPEAKER_01

It's our summer, bro. And it's starting here. Look at this.

SPEAKER_00

We're back. But I will say, I'm not mad if I was in a relationship again.

SPEAKER_01

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know I'm a relationship hater, bro. I realize I'm a relationship guy. I'm pro-love. I'm pro-love. She gotta find me, bro. That's it, bro. And until she finds me, I'm a love hater, bro. I got my heart broke too many times. Like, and you know what? That's cool. But eventually I done seen gold and they they wasn't shining, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, because not every every not everything that glitters is gold, you know what I'm saying? So and I done seen them shine and then they wasn't gold, bro. So them roses really smell like ooh, ooh, ooh.

SPEAKER_00

Clouds is really blue. Ooh, ooh. Yeah, shit is bad, but I mean, look, it is it is a great, it's gonna be a good summer, and yeah, we're single, and I get that. Um It's gonna find us. Like we attract the money. But I do like this dating shit. I thought actually, but I hate it at the same time. Like, dating is annoying. Like dating is fucking annoying. Because I gotta sit here and pretend sometimes and do this back and forth texting shit or whatever it is, and then this person don't answer back for like a day, and then I gotta sit here and act like I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_01

Like, you know, I care.

SPEAKER_00

Because who cares less? That's what's really gonna matter in this whole situation, right? Yeah, I'm challenged for that shit. You done with the care less. Because I want to be with you. I want to talk to you, I wanna, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, and I can't show you that? That shit is so whack. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

2026 day in, bro. That shit is trash. You just gotta wait till we find somebody like you, like, or very close to it. Somebody's gotta match the energy. Exactly. And um they out there though. Not either. They be getting close. I'm not even gonna lie. They be getting close. And it just be that one thing, and it's like, and I'm I don't have time to fight through red flags. That's my thing, too. Green flag, green flag, green flag, green flag. Red flag, I'm out. That's how it is. But I mean, come on. I know it's fucked up. I'm sorry. Maybe I grow. Maybe I start giving like three red flag rules or something. Right now I'm on one red flag, bro.

SPEAKER_00

What's one? Like, what's one red flag?

SPEAKER_01

Bro, one red flag. Let's see. If she talks about herself too much. Alright, bro. There's people that talk about themselves way too much. Narcissistic. Real shit. Is that the word? Is that what you would call that?

SPEAKER_00

That's what they would call it.

SPEAKER_01

That's what they would call it. Come on, bro. 100%. Come on. I don't associate with anybody that talks about themselves way too much. So if you tease them with me, that's narcissistic. Yeah, exactly. Real talk though. Pretty much. Real shit, though. Come on. Like, you gotta have deeper substance than people.

SPEAKER_00

Well, like, here's my thing about narcissism.

SPEAKER_01

You could love yourself.

SPEAKER_00

Are you not supposed to be overly about you? Of course. Because if you're not doing it, who's doing it? Of course. You know what I'm saying? And you can't rely on someone else to do it. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Real talk. Real talk. You're right. You gotta love yourself. At the same time.

SPEAKER_00

There's an extreme. I understand. Exactly. There definitely is. Exactly. There's a limit. But that's not, I don't know if that's enough to cut Shorty off. It's enough.

SPEAKER_01

It's more than enough. It's more than enough. But that's just one red flag. Alright, maybe not to cut her off right then and there, but maybe you start giving grace. But if you realize that's her personality, come on, what are you gonna do? You're gonna change her? Come on. We don't have time to change anybody. There's a woman out there that's super humble, super ambitious. You know what I'm saying? That's another one, too. Red flag. She's not ambitious. You having conversations, green flag, green flag. She says, Yeah, I don't really know what I want to where I see myself in 10 years. Yeah. Red flag. I'm this way.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, I'll be ordering from you at the drive-thru. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know what? Fuck it. Yeah, you women are bums. Like, that's just what it's gonna come down to. Like, this shit is crazy. Like, cause I get it. I call it lack of ambition. I'm one of those people, I always said it on multiple pods. I am the sp I am definitely the provider. I will provide, I will provide, I will provide. I have no problem doing that. But a lot of you women are bums. Like, it is 100%. And I'm it is sad because, like, yes, a man should provide for you. Sure, I get it, cool. But you're not doing anything, you're not even bringing anything to the table.

unknown

Come on.

SPEAKER_00

Like, you're just bringing your looks. Yeah. You are a terrible person. They're leading, right?

SPEAKER_01

But you They're leading with that too. And they're saying, like, they're literally telling you, like, this is what I have. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I just want some of this. Somebody's taking care of their bill. My friends get their bills taken care of. Like, why can't? Huh? Like, that's your That's what you want for yourself. To me, that's that's the red flag.

SPEAKER_01

Same time, like I said, you have women out here that want a rich man. They don't want love. They don't want a decent man or somebody that really loves them. They want a rich man. You know what I'm saying? They'll deal with the other stuff.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You might run into a girl that's gonna look at you and think that you, you feel me, got money for her. And she's gonna play that game. And you have to comb through that to figure that out.

SPEAKER_00

I know, but it's like you're so like material items really do it to them. Because that's what it is, right? Like you're you love materials. That's what you love. You don't love this person, you don't love the money, you love the money.

SPEAKER_01

Let me tell you what they can do for you. Yeah. Materially.

SPEAKER_00

So I guess they have found love.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

But it's like found love in something that will never love you back.

SPEAKER_01

Real talk. And a lot of people, a lot of men though, fall victim to that though. They don't realize, they don't see that. Yeah, because you're blinded.

SPEAKER_00

If it is the if it is that type of girl, they might be giving you something for it. You know what I'm saying? But some are just dumb and just here and not getting anything. Not saying you should have to. They're gonna probably take this the wrong way, but I'm not saying, yo, you gotta fuck if somebody's paying for some shit. Like, nah. No, no, no, no. But I'm just saying, like, there are men out there who are getting a shit. Type shit.

SPEAKER_01

Uh you're gonna get the steak and the schlobster. I need the schlobster. Because I'm not gonna be spent. Like I'm not schpent, I'm not shent like lo shit. Shimmy, like yeah, you know what's we not shut like low shimmy. If I buy the shake and a schlobster, I need a schlob jalop. Real talk from five years ago. From five years ago. Real talk, bro.

SPEAKER_00

Like that shit is gonna be the running joke for everyone.

SPEAKER_01

Don't hold the gravy, like real talk, bro. Please, yeah. Extra sauce on it. Extra sauce.

SPEAKER_00

Like, but um yeah, I think it's just I think them red flags and all that shit. I think this dating shit has gotten so trash, and I'm I I mean I just got into it, but I'm over it already. Like, yeah, bro. I'm like ready to like already settle down again.

SPEAKER_01

So I've been in it for a little minute, and it's um the dating pool's fucked, bro. So my way, the way I think right now is we have hope, right? Just focus on yourself. Like you said, be a fucking narcissist. We gotta be narcissistic right now. We gotta be narcissistic a little bit right now. We gotta focus on ourselves, build ourselves up, have an epic summer. That's number one. I keep talking about this summer. I'm telling you, that's number one on my billboard.

SPEAKER_00

It might be you and somebody named Summer. Yeah, bro, yeah. Real talk, bro. Because that name is probably real talk. Summer, exactly. Summer's my soul. How am I?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, real talk. Because it's gonna be an epic summer. Just that's it, bro. Focus on yourself, focus on your peoples that that they'll put into you, put into them.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Yeah, because I think we've we spent a lot of time, especially me, I spent a lot of time focusing on people that don't matter. That don't that don't even that have not reciprocated that energy back, right? So it's like why am I gonna why would I continue to give that energy back when I can give it to even the people in this room and when I know it's gonna come back. And it's like that shit that shit's so fulfilling because it's like it wasn't a waste of my time. Exactly. Even though I can say that was a lesson because obviously I went through that. That definitely is a lesson. Learn from it, and then also someone else might be going through it, and I can be like, yo, you can hell done with that. I just I know exactly what you're gonna do. I experienced that shit, like this is what you should do with that shit. So that's what I think honestly God had a plan for me. And I'm gonna just say it's all hope today. So for sure, here we are.

SPEAKER_01

God got a plan for you to put in the music, bring it to the pod. You know what I'm saying? It's a lot, we got a lot going on. This is it's a fruitful, fruitful life right now, bro. Can't lie. Fruitful, prolific. Prolific is the word I like too. Which means fruitful, right? It means to find it that far right now.

SPEAKER_00

Like I said, child empty too. Like, speaking of prolific, that's a tattoo. I'm about to get I might get another tattoo.

SPEAKER_01

Prolific is producing much fruit or foliage or many offspring. So we gotta continue to just bear fruit. Pause like that. We not fruit cakes type shit. Ain't nothing fruity over here. And it's about to run it over. Stay prolific. Be fruitful. Whatever you do in life, just make sure you're bearing fruit where, you know what I'm saying? It's always a positive. It's growing in some way. You water there, you sunshine, you something, you're being prolific. Shout out to MP. The marathon always contains it. I ain't gonna lie, it is time for vacation on real show. It's coming. We're gonna take the pot on vacation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Miami Sky Yami. Yeah, that might be the next one. Yo. Next week. Next week when we're gonna do it. Imagine shit changes over there, like ha ha, full side, like Miami, man. The ass shaking, like this is a coconut, like we go full AI, like two coconuts, like yo, like and a banana. Coach Don, Coach Don, Coach Don. Yo, Coach Don, if you watch this, buzzing my bad, like. But word, this has been all amazing. Yeah, we've been here. Like this has been great.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. This has been uh I mean yeah, we we touched on a lot of shit. I think uh, I don't know. I feel like I had something else to say. But yeah, what's there's so much shit that's been going on, and you know what the thing is? Like when we take this time off, it's like yo, there's mash I want to do.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, just try to cram in the thing. Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna turn the cameras off and be like, yo! We always do that too, though.

SPEAKER_00

But I know uh I mean we did a lot. You know, there's more to come. We got a lot more on the way. We got more shit that we're gonna be doing. It's not just podcasting. No. We're definitely uh we might turn it up and take it live from MSG, like real talk.

SPEAKER_01

Like you're gonna see a lot of us. A lot of us. Real talk. In different ways too. Different ways. Put on guys.

SPEAKER_00

I guess maybe we could say like a word this way. What is probably the most unforgivable thing for you? Unforgivable for like a previous relationship, like whatever.

SPEAKER_01

Like if this happens. Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. You know, she's it's sad to say, but if she sleeps with somebody else, or if they have that type of intimacy, it's probably over for like me personally, I can never get over it. Even though you're not together. Even though we're not together, I don't. It's I'm gonna always, and I've tried it. I tried it. I try to put it in in the back of my mind, but then post no clarity is a real thing. I 100% you can try to put it in the back of your mind, you nut. And that shit is bad, bro. You start thinking about yo, you was just doing the shit you were just doing with me, you was doing with him too.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's that's gotta be the worst. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, that has to be the worst post breakup shit. Shocking here's not just like for me, I don't know. I'll speak for myself after breakups, like thinking about possibly something that happening, yeah. Like, and you just start playing it through your head and you're like, oh, yeah, right. Like, yo, you was probably doing that.

SPEAKER_01

And like, yeah, like so. What makes it so unforgivable is she actually like told me type shit. I suggest you never tell him, like, don't tell me ever. Yeah, lie to me. Give me a song called Lie to Me. Yeah, lie to me, like, lie to me. Don't tell me. It's gonna be worse if you find out later. Fuck it. Don't tell me that shit. If we're not together, if we're together, tell me. If we're not together though, I don't know. I don't need to know that shit. No matter how much I'm probably being annoying about this shit, do not own up to it. You always come on. Because now I can't unsee it, unhear it. It's over. It's respectful though, I guess. But it's it doesn't help you in the long run.

SPEAKER_00

But at least I can walk away from this situation and be like, alright, cool. Like you a real one.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, definitely. We'll be cool. We'll be cool. Yeah, but will I ever take you serious again and say, yo, you're mine and only mine? Never say never. Never say never. Maybe I'm just still immature.

SPEAKER_00

Like, yeah, you gotta get it. I'm still in my therapist.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna get my therapist card, like yeah, bro. Let me get that. Actually, I told the homies I'm sorry, I can't I can't let I can't let her have any of my friends. Yo, you're being stingy with the therapy. Nah, I'm pro I'm possessed. She healed you, she could heal me, bro. I need the hot oil too, bro. There's no hot oil involved.

SPEAKER_00

Like, none whatsoever. Like, if there was, I probably wouldn't even be here right now.

SPEAKER_01

I would still be actual projected out of my body. Like, fuck it. She still would be applying it, like she sees the short.

SPEAKER_00

Nah, I love that. She goes those jokes. Yeah. Yeah, she's great. Like um, but go to go to therapy. We've talked about that before. Therapy is key. Yeah, make that shit happen. Especially that kind of thing. Um, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01

I'm still looking for it.

SPEAKER_00

Like yourself right downstairs, actually. This episode is powered by yourself.

SPEAKER_01

Get your shit.

SPEAKER_00

You ever done the rubber? What? You haven't done a rubber tug?

SPEAKER_01

No. No?

SPEAKER_00

Never? No.

SPEAKER_01

Neither by. Oh, actually, right downstairs, right? I haven't. You're talking about the happy ending, right? There's a masseuse place around here, yeah. Let's not put them on blast. Nah, we're eventually gonna be sponsored by them, bro. We can't put them on black. But you never done that? No, I haven't. Never wanted to. Like a happy ending type shit? Yeah. Nah, I don't know the places, bro. Nobody put me on it. I'm not I'm not opposed. Yeah, drop those in the comments today. I'm definitely not opposed. Drop those on my DM one.

unknown

Sh.

SPEAKER_01

Drop it shot.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, like right now, so I can go down. I have a couple people that I know that have been there.

SPEAKER_01

Like, and I know a couple people that I know. So you've been there. No, I haven't been. You never got told. No, no, no. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Because I never thought about like I never liked the idea of paying. That's another reason why I never been to the strip club. I just never liked the idea of paying for that. Like, I know we pay for pussy, but like without realizing we do. But like, this is like that's like you're gonna give me my change. Like, if I'm taking my shorty out to eat doing this and that, that's different. I know I'm still paying for it.

SPEAKER_01

Word. But you're giving me my change for my rubbing tug is fair.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, like, and you don't even really want to be there. Why not though? She don't want to be there. She don't want to be there. She's really good at acting, though. Like, you have a way better career than this. I'm trying to find out. Like, yo, you could be signed to a Netflix deal tomorrow. That's how great it is. Because I know, I know, like.

SPEAKER_01

And you're talking about off of X uh stories, right? Because you haven't. I haven't done this.

SPEAKER_00

No, I'm talking about, yeah, I've done what I've heard.

SPEAKER_01

What you've heard, right?

SPEAKER_00

Hypothetically. Okay, cool. Not as therapists. Yeah. Nah, because I wouldn't even nah, I wouldn't even go to those places, to be honest with you. Like, I don't like the idea that some random person is about to touch my Johnny.

SPEAKER_01

Like. Oh my god. Get away from you, weirdo.

SPEAKER_00

You know what I mean? I'm really one of those people though. Like, I don't, I can't do one night stands. I can't do shit like that. That's fire. I have to do it. Yes, I'm a lover boy. I have like if we're gonna have sex, we're gonna do anything like that. I have to know you to a certain extent because I have to feel something. I can't just fuck. Like, I'm not gonna get hard just because you're bad. I know that sounds wild.

SPEAKER_01

Like that does sound wild.

SPEAKER_00

Like I'm not, like, if you if you rubbing on me in the spot and shit, it's not gonna happen because like I know nothing about you. I probably sound mad gay right now, but like I know nothing about you.

SPEAKER_01

It's like ew, like you're bad. I don't want to touch it. Don't swing that shit in front of me. I don't know you. Like, where's my best friends? Where are my bros at?

SPEAKER_00

I'm gonna be playing Call of Duty. Nah, but I mean, like, yo, I get business. I know what you mean, though. I know what you mean.

SPEAKER_01

It's not as like cut and dry. I know what you mean.

SPEAKER_00

Like, I need to, like, because to me, sex means something. Yes. I know that's not like our generation has taken that way out the fucking window. Now it's just like, let's fuck. That shit still means something to me. So like if I'm if we're sharing that moment, that's a moment to me. That's a very intimate moment. That's me at my most vulnerable. Because you're about to see me at my most vulnerable. Like, you're seeing sides of me, parts of me, that I probably can't see myself.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, bro. This guy is crazy. You a real talk though. Yeah, like you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know what I mean.

SPEAKER_00

You know what I'm saying? Only I've seen my shit solved. Now you have? Yeah, gummy? Hell no. Yeah, no way. I might have to put you in the dirt for that. Like you can't go around.

SPEAKER_01

You can't go around and talk about it. Nah, I'm fake jacking a girl's. You're never gonna see my shit gummy ever. Like, it's not happening no more.

SPEAKER_00

I'm walking around hard every day.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, every time. Like brick house everywhere, my shit fully magnitude. Like that's probably a problem. Oh wait, I'm not crying in front of her, and I'm not, she's not gonna see my gummy, like it's not happening. Type shit. Cause I used to think that was a level of intimacy. Like, you don't give a fuck. Like, it's dumb brick in this hotel right now. Like, super brick. Both scrunchies.

SPEAKER_00

Like, I shit not even hanging right now. I probably look like I haven't gone through it. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01

You know what I'm saying? And you know that's your woman, so she's not gonna give a fuck. So you know what I'm saying? You walk by, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00

She's like, oh, that's cute.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not even gonna lie, even though I'm gonna be like, don't call my shit cute either, like even when fucking, like, I used to go butt ass. But ass, like busting some shit. He was wondering with the urine on the pulling his pin all the way to my ankles. But ass, sticking some shit. After you juice, you gotta go get the napkin. So you gotta walk by with your bare ass and shit. It's not happening. Before used to not care. You used to be like, man, I can go get the napkin watching. Watch your jiggle them out. Bro, as soon as I do this, where's my drawers? Like, that shit is going up. Like, it's over. I don't care if I make a mess, bro. I don't give a fuck. My jaws are going up.

SPEAKER_00

It's so funny because I know what it looks like when they walk by. Bro, come on, you look way worse.

SPEAKER_01

Way it's worse, bro.

SPEAKER_00

Way worse. You can imagine, bro. Why should it swing in? Not swinging like when it's swinging before.

SPEAKER_01

Because now my hairy, like I got super hair on my eyes cheeks.

SPEAKER_00

Like, yo. You feel me? And that's it. And I'm white. So the hair looks like hair, bro. So I'm walking by them, and I already know they're not turned on anymore. You feel me? So that shit is out the window. That's why I'm glad I beat already. Because if they would have saw that first. Yo, but you ever thought about getting waxed? Nah, we would just talk about it. We walked by the wax spot the other day, me and Jess walking by, and I'm like, yo, like Yesterday. Yeah, yesterday. It was yesterday, right?

SPEAKER_01

They say they say women, because but we had this conversation on the pod before. If it's uh what women prefer, groomed or no groomed, right? I feel like we had that.

SPEAKER_00

But I don't I don't know. Cause they don't some mo everyone I've been with don't care.

SPEAKER_01

They don't give a fuck. Yeah. But some do. Yeah. Well, some give a fuck. So like they want hair. They want their shit hairy type shit. But yeah. To get fully waxed though is crazy. I'm gonna put you on it. The secret though.

SPEAKER_00

Your shit fully trimmed, your shit look fake bigger. Like, yeah, my son's still an inches, like because the hair be hotty and shit. They gotta like come out to play type shit. Like, not that I got the micro, but I'm just saying, like, this shit gotta come out to play. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, because we were talking about this too. Like, imagine like why are we having this conversation at work? I have no idea. But and this is like walking in the hall.

SPEAKER_01

But we was like, yo, if you had the micro penis. Oh yeah, if your shit was on micro, like then you probably wouldn't have sex until marriage. Yeah, I wouldn't have sex until marriage. I'm saving myself. If women ask me, man of God. Real shit. She's gonna have to work for this. And she's gonna wonder why. Like, yo, he's such a she's gonna think it's a good thing. And she's gonna slowly realize different God. Like, slowly realize this is a bad thing. Like, this may not be a gift from God. Like, she might fuck with you either way. Yeah, but I don't know. Teachers on, right? I don't I don't know, bro. I couldn't imagine. I couldn't how would you please your woman? Maybe you gotta pretend like you you killing it, like you gotta like put your finger on your hand.

SPEAKER_00

Maybe you gotta strap the dildo on your shit, like tape it.

SPEAKER_01

On top of your shit like your shit. Extra like length. Call it prosthetic. Like you got your shit cut off. Oh, yeah. Might as well. Yeah. First of all.

SPEAKER_00

But then you're fucking the dildo at you.

SPEAKER_01

We might be onto something, bro. We might be onto something. Oh I got the shmeat. If I talk about that shit. Oh nah.

SPEAKER_02

My shit I'm packing.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, bro. Come on. I got the shit. You can ask any of them. I got the strong drawn to them. Like, yo, put it in the comments below right now. Like, you see my shawl.

SPEAKER_00

But I can joke about it because I'm like confident in my shit. Yeah, for sure. I know. I can make the joke. Yeah, microphone is this, microphone says.

SPEAKER_01

Like, Paul's like, I don't got the biggest dick ever, but like, you feel me? My shit is shh.

SPEAKER_00

I definitely don't have that. I can tell you that way. I've watched uh I've watched some people out there. Their shit is bigger than mine, for sure. But that's boring. Yo. The camera angles. They be making that chill. This is my gun blam. I wish my shit was always on fish eye. Let's just put it that way.

SPEAKER_02

Like, think about it.

SPEAKER_00

Yo. Like, damn. Yo. Real shit though. Real shit. But yeah, Michael Penis or not. We we still making it happen. Yeah, exactly. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to the Rose Company. You know what I mean? We said we was gonna invest in one of those for the Yeah, I'm gonna cop a rose.

SPEAKER_01

Like, I'm gonna cop roses type shit. I'm gonna just have my packs of that shit. Roses. And just like I'm gonna just fresh box for the girl. What's the rose for the guy? That's for you. Yo, I don't know. Does that exist, bro? I don't know. Pause. Is it pause? Yo, actually. Oh, pocket pus? Just use your hands, G.

SPEAKER_00

Your hands. That pocket puss. I've never done it before, but it looks like it's a good idea.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I never you outfill, I can imagine feeling mad, disappointed, though, using that shit. Nah. After you jizz with that shit, you're gonna be like, come on. Look at the contraption you got on your face. Ever since I did that. What is that shit? Where do you put it? In your drawer? You clean it out. You clean it out? That shit right in the drawer next to you, like. That's the fucked up part. I don't know how often I'll clean my shit. You gotta really you gotta really get in there. Like you got herpes. From yourself, like no way, bro. You goodness. Nah, somebody else fucked that thing. Why you wasn't looking. And that's the only day. It wasn't me. Who've been fucking my pocket pussy? You ever watch Boom Mount State? No.

SPEAKER_00

Oh fucking. You remember that episode? Oh, the pocket pussy in Boom Mount State. Greatest fucking TV episode ever. Like, you would love that show. Fucking love that show. They're literally passing around the pocket pocket pussy on college campus because nobody wants to fuck them. And they're not allowed to fuck anybody because before the game or some shit. Okay. So they're all fucking. Using the pocket pussy, yeah. All of them catch like crabs and shit. Like, it's fucking wild. So yeah, the male version of the rose might be the pocket pussy. But I was saying this the other day. I was like, oh, is it gay if you got pegged by a girl? Super duper gay. But it's a woman.

SPEAKER_01

It's gay, bro. You're doing ass shit. That's gay. What if she eats your ass? That's not gay.

SPEAKER_00

Me personally. You see, I stood up for that one. I'm ready to go to war.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, me personally. That's not gay at all. That's gay. Isn't it really gay? Yeah, anything ass related is gay, bro. Like if you find sensation, if you must be a fruit cake. Obviously, like by the book, it's not gay, bro. I must be James Charles. What's his name? James Charles. You don't need no ass play, bro. I must be Timmy thick. You're a Timmy thick. Because then, like, you saying, like, during sex, she could like just put it like the same way we put the finger on her bus, she can just do that to you and you're gonna fuck with it.

SPEAKER_00

Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly. You a freak ass nigga, bro. He's freaky as shit, y'all.

SPEAKER_00

Nah, because yo, you don't you don't understand. RG spot is on our asshole.

SPEAKER_01

Listen, bro, my shit is in my dick. I beg to differ, bro.

SPEAKER_00

And that's why when we take a shit, like we get that temptation. Wait, what? What happens when you're getting temptation? Like when you take a shit, like your shit is coming out.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, bro, the whole end of this episode about that man cuts, bro. What do you what? You never that don't know. No, bro. I feel like that's what I'm saying. You know what I'm talking about. I'm still talking about it. I second that, bro. Nah, I feel you, bro. Like, obviously, Paul is like take alright, bro. Yeah. We go in there.

SPEAKER_00

We're in here. We're single.

SPEAKER_01

We're single. Because I'm not gonna sit here and say taking a shit feels good. Like, bro, Paul.

SPEAKER_00

No, but you know what I mean. It's that it's that last second, right?

SPEAKER_01

It's the relief of taking a shit. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02

I used to hold my shit in when I was a kid. I never wanted to use the bathroom.

SPEAKER_01

For that grand.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, I just wondered like that.

SPEAKER_00

He's like, yo, I am going. Found out later. He's like, I'm holding this for one person on later. Like, yo, because this one's gonna hit.

SPEAKER_01

Now I'm letting my shit build like that.

SPEAKER_00

Like, imagine spanking yourself about taking the shit.

SPEAKER_01

Nah, that's crazy. Never.

SPEAKER_00

I never get spake myself after the shit.

unknown

Of course.

SPEAKER_00

That is fire. After the shit? I'm gonna just put that out there right now. Yeah, that's always a shit. Because you write off the relief of shitting and then you bust right after. Immaculate.

SPEAKER_02

Mad at me. You got your ass eight?

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

Nah, never.

SPEAKER_02

You got close?

SPEAKER_01

Like she's like she licking the balls and shit. I mean, no, I mean like the goal.

SPEAKER_00

I've been like that before, huh? Give me that. Yo, bro. Yo, clean that up for me right there. Yo, nah. I'm please. Like, I've been on that.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, yeah. So, like, pause, the gooch is probably the equator. It never passed. That shit feels amazing. The gooch. It never passed. It never got to be.

SPEAKER_00

She goes low and hits that the rail joint. I can't do that. The chooch. When she hits the chooch, she was smooch to the chooch. Nah, bro. From the gooch, she goes from the gooch to the to the to the to our cooch. I might press the life alert if she ever does some shit like that. No, yeah, because you're gonna be like, wow, this is fucking amazing. Because I'm telling you right now, I thought the same thing. I was like, nah. You're bugging.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not curious.

SPEAKER_00

But I also like eating ass. Yeah, see? So I don't either. I love it. That's not my thing either. Like sometimes I like doing that more than eating box, but like I love doing box.

SPEAKER_01

I don't even eat. I don't even love to eat box.

SPEAKER_00

Like I'll stay, I'll stay in the book, I'll stay in the asshole for like five minutes just to see like if I can get in there, like for real. And then I'll and then I'll fake me I'll fake me trying to fake me trying to see what she had for dinner.

SPEAKER_01

Like yo, it's like alright, bro. So I think he's just trying to, he's going max. He's maxing out, yeah. He's maxing out for the viewers, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I'm single again.

SPEAKER_01

Yo. Yo, but we are.

SPEAKER_00

Yo, they gotta feel me. And that's the thing. Nobody's gonna say it. He recruited, bro. Nobody gonna say that shit. But they feel me. They feel me. They feel me. And they know those are the ones that'll be quiet. When like when they're like, nah, yeah, my shit, yeah. I might ask it yesterday. Nah, yeah, nah. Like that's what they're gonna be saying shit like that. Now I haven't been on all fours, like getting, you know what I mean? From the from the But you guys just shit. I was not holding them up. I'm not that flexible. No, no, no, I'm not that flexible. My son was pretzeled like. But I've been like, yeah, like, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01

So that means you be getting waxes and shit. Or she was eating hairy eyes. No, I shaved it at the end.

SPEAKER_02

Dingleberry land. I was gonna say, good luck.

SPEAKER_00

Because my shit, you think it's like you gotta feel like it's a little bit more.

SPEAKER_01

So you was getting prepared for it. My boy said, my boy said, yo, this potential, she might eat my eyes.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, nah, I but I've even when I shave, I always shave there too, just in case. Just in case I gotta, you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, so my boy said smart, bro.

SPEAKER_01

You put it in all, you about to start or not?

SPEAKER_00

I'm not just I don't know about y'all, but I'm not just shaving the beef area. I'm shaving the gooch. I'm shaving below that, behind that. I'm getting the landing strip that we have, like all of that. I'm getting all of that.

SPEAKER_02

It's like, yo, what what angles you gotta hit to get the ass? Oh yeah, I'll be looking crazy in the shower.

SPEAKER_01

I'd be looking crazy. My boy be like looking underneath, like yeah, it's gonna be London prison, bro.

SPEAKER_00

And it sucks because I'm if I was more flexible, I'd be able to do everything, like poles, but not like you didn't say it was you would suck your own beef.

SPEAKER_01

That's what you said.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't say I would. I did not say I would.

SPEAKER_02

This was not on the plug.

SPEAKER_00

I just said, have you tried to do that?

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_02

No?

SPEAKER_01

Alright. Alright, bro, alright, bro. I'm lying. I'm lying. When you was a kid, obviously you've definitely as a joke and shit, but like, glory to God, you didn't succeed, or you'll be gay, bro.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't gay for sucking my own dick?

SPEAKER_01

You sucking your own shit off, bro? That means you, bro. You beat your own shit. What do you mean? That's gay as fuck, bro. You suck your dick, bro.

SPEAKER_03

You sucking your dick. Yo, no.

SPEAKER_01

That's narcissistic. And boom! Back at OU. Yo, that's crazy, bro. Yeah, that's gay as hell, bro. You know, it's your own dick.

SPEAKER_00

Pause. But you could beat you shit all day long. Yeah. You can jerk off to imaginary fucking puss. Yeah, they're not imaginable. I see them. They're real. Yeah, I see them, they're real. She would definitely do that to me. Yeah, they're real, bro. I would last just as long as him. Like, yeah, nah. But uh, I think uh, yeah, that was a great way to end it on that one. Nah, this is awesome. This has been great. We got game three coming up on Monday. You know what I'm saying? But different pages, episode five. Again, shout out PLP Plumbing and Heating. We are in a new space, but not new face. Still the same space. Different pages.

SPEAKER_01

Let's get it.

SPEAKER_00

Cheers, my people.

SPEAKER_01

Cheers, bro.