FMK Dates Emergency Episode! WDR#17

Another week went by where we could not get together... Luckily we plan ahead for these situations and have some back logged episodes. Enjoy another episode where we discuss our opinions on which hypothetical date we would enjoy a night with, enjoy a life with or not enjoy at all! Regular episode resumes next week! Thanks for your patience =) 

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Emergency. Emergency code yellow. We had to record a decent amount of time in advance because either A, one of us is deathly ill, or B, we're on vacation and living it up. What do you think it's going to be, Natalie?

SPEAKER_01 0:17

I'm hoping option two.

SPEAKER_00 0:20

Me too. Or it's just something crazy happened, and we just needed to have a uh backlog of an episode.

SPEAKER_01 0:24

So which I think is funny because I currently sound terrible.

SPEAKER_00 0:28

So yeah, but you're hanging in there. You vomited last week, and that we're not gonna carry that over to this week.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

Correct.

SPEAKER_00 0:35

Yeah, so you need to stop being sick and start being healthy.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

Yes, Chef.

SPEAKER_00 0:41

Chef, actually. Oh, so for this episode, we have fuck Mary Kill.

SPEAKER_01 0:48

We're taking it back to episode 13.

SPEAKER_00 0:51

That's right. Because we loved it so much. I thought it was the best episode ever. I loved the whole, like, you know, just choosing. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, so we each have two different scenarios, and we're gonna go over them and just talk about it a little bit. I guess I'll go first with my first scenario. Natalie, we have three beautiful men laid out in front of you. All right. This is in a hypothetical reality where you are unmarried and you are choosing one of these people to fuck, another to marry, and another to kill. So option one. We have Tyrone. Tyrone is 30 years old, 5'11, didn't quite make the six-foot club. He's been a pilot for six years. Work often makes it tough to communicate throughout the day, and sometimes has him gone for a couple days at a time. He has a muscular build, zero tattoos, and does not like drinking or smoking. He is okay if you partake in it, but he silently judges. He lives in a exactly yeah. Okay, he lives in a studio apartment that's pretty messy, but says he's not around much in his defense. Favorite hobbies include going out to see sports games, especially hockey and football. He has one very close friend from grade school who's a woman currently going through a divorce, but they've been friends all their life.

SPEAKER_02 2:09

Ooh.

SPEAKER_00 2:10

Mm-hmm. He's not terribly close to family, only really goes to see them during the holidays, doesn't dislike them, just doesn't go out of his way to see them.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

Okay. I got a lot of thoughts on Tyro. I got a lot of things.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

Give me some first impressions.

SPEAKER_01 2:23

Okay. I don't mind him being a pilot. That's fine. I hate flying, so that's kind of funny. Studio apartment that's messy, but he's not around much. That doesn't make any sense if you're not around much. Why is it not clean?

SPEAKER_00 2:37

Well, he just doesn't care enough to like keep it tidy, you know. He just like leaves stuff out and about. He's like, I'm not there, it doesn't really matter. It's he's not, he doesn't take pride in keeping it clean. That was basically the gist of that.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

Uh hobbies, that's fine. Close friend with a woman. I know a lot of people are like about that. Not close to family. I don't really care. I'm not really close to my family either.

SPEAKER_00 3:03

So heard. All right. So first take on Tyrone. Moving moving right along, we got Jared, 24 years old. He's 6'2, so he's he's tall and handsome. He uh he's a YouTube celebrity who consistently goes live on Twitch and YouTube four times a week. His channel involves playing lots of Call of Duty. He has an average build with a plethora of tattoos everywhere besides his face. He enjoys drinking and smoking, but doesn't really appear to have a problem with them. He impulse bought a big house from his YouTube fame, but has no furniture or decorations or people that he lives with. His hobbies include playing guitar, volunteering at an animal shelter, and talking to ChatGPT about conspiracy theories a lot. All of his friends are online and he travels a couple times each month to hang and consistently says if it weren't for his family support, he'd be nowhere with YouTube. He loves to spoil his mom and dad.

SPEAKER_01 3:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 3:56

Any first thoughts on Jared?

SPEAKER_01 3:58

I mean, I don't love his career. Okay. Just because I don't know. It seems a little unstable. Yeah, I'm not it gives me like teenage boy. I don't know. And I know there's people who like make a living out of like Twitch streams and stuff like that, but I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 4:23

Yeah, it's a it's a life you're not used to, or you're not you're like unaware of type. So you don't know how stable it is, how reliable, all that stuff.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

It's also very like you're picking your schedule, which like if you're doing like a Twitch stream and you're playing Call of Duty, what's to say that you're not gonna want to play Call of Duty more than you're gonna want to hang out with me? Because then you can just push it off as I'm working.

SPEAKER_00 4:48

That's true.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

Impulse bought a house. That's a crazy impulse by. Kind of love that, but also you don't have furniture, it's a little weird. The hobbies, cool talking to Chat GPT, red flag. Um, conspiracy theories really stress me out, so I don't know about that. Online friends, been there, that's fine. Traveling, that's fine. If you have the means to do it, go spoiling mom and dad. I guess good for him.

SPEAKER_00 5:16

That's what we got on Jared. Last but not least for the scenario, we got my man Aaron, 2757. He works at a mobile gas station, very fish strong. 5'7, short king. Shoot. Well, I guess I'm 5'10. I'm 5'10, so that's fine.

SPEAKER_01 5:33

Yeah, isn't that like short king status?

SPEAKER_00 5:36

I I don't know. I feel like 5'8 is like the average height of a man, so one inch below. I don't know if it warrants short king, but I guess I don't know. He's uh very fit and strong, one tattoo on his forearm that says loyalty. He lives with two of his friends in a rundown apartment close to the city. Very clean and smells nice, though. Hobbies are reading, writing, and oddly has a lot of people to pet sit and babysit for. Very close with a handful of friends and family, but he's addicted to chewing tobacco and can't seem to quit no matter how many times he tries. Compulsive spender on fashion seems to never have much money for other things.

SPEAKER_01 6:13

So I don't love Aaron.

SPEAKER_00 6:16

Not a big fan of him.

SPEAKER_01 6:17

No, I don't love that he works at a gas station. Listen, someone's gotta do it, but not my favorite. I'm I'm really not like upset with how any of these guys look. So that's not really like nothing's like staring out to me.

SPEAKER_00 6:33

Yeah, there's none that's like an obvious just get rid of them kill type. And that's what I was trying to, that's what I was trying to do. I was trying to make it a little difficult.

SPEAKER_01 6:41

Living with his friends, 27. I feel like that's kind of normal. Like that's not unheard of to like have roommates with your friends.

SPEAKER_02 6:49

Thank God.

SPEAKER_01 6:52

Rundown apartment close to the city. What city are we talking?

SPEAKER_00 6:56

Uh let's just say our city. Like, let's just say that these people are close.

SPEAKER_01 6:59

Like, okay, so I feel like that's not crazy. Very clean, it smells nice. Cool. Hobbies, cool. Close with family and friends, cool. Last paragraph, don't love, right?

SPEAKER_00 7:15

Yeah, that was that was like the wrench in the whole thing. Like everything else was pretty good, but I had to give you a little bit of a I will say that is probably enough to make me Aaron. Really?

SPEAKER_01 7:25

Yeah, I I don't love a chewing tobacco moment.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

You you don't you don't think you could see someone who does dip all the time? No, I don't that would probably that would probably turn me off a lot too. I don't I don't like it.

SPEAKER_01 7:39

I just and I I know it like ruins your gums.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:43

And teeth really freak me out. So if your teeth are like really fucked, I couldn't he works at a gas station, it's hard to get away from, you know. Yeah, that's true. So Aaron Sayonara.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

All right, see a 27-year-old. That leaves Jared and Tyrone.

SPEAKER_01 7:58

Yeah, you know, this might be a hot take. Okay, okay. What do you think I'm gonna do?

SPEAKER_00 8:06

Um, I think you're gonna marry Tyrone.

SPEAKER_01 8:10

I'm gonna marry Tyrone. I am his job, like, yeah, it would kind of suck, but at the same time, I get me time a couple days, like you know, like yeah, that's fine. Um, studio apartment can get small, but you know, we can make it work.

SPEAKER_00 8:32

Yeah, he just his his defense is like he's you know he's out with work all the time. Yeah, so he doesn't need a lot of space.

SPEAKER_01 8:39

Like I'm fine with that. Um, homie wants to go see hockey at the boy aquarium. Let's go.

SPEAKER_00 8:45

Alright, yep.

SPEAKER_01 8:46

Um I'm not scared by this woman.

SPEAKER_00 8:50

He's been friends all their life, so it's nothing new.

SPEAKER_01 8:53

Not close to family. I'm also not close to family, so fine. Jared, I really think your job just gives me the ick a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 9:02

Not a fan of a YouTube celeb.

SPEAKER_01 9:05

Also, I don't like that he has no furniture. Like, are we gonna fuck on the floor?

SPEAKER_00 9:11

Mattress, probably.

SPEAKER_01 9:12

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The mattress is on the floor. That's fine.

SPEAKER_00 9:16

Okay. You know, I I'm just I'm just glad I gave you one that uh made you pause and think a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 9:22

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, your first one, you've got Kendra. She's 28 and she's 5'8. She works night shifts as an ER nurse and picks up overtime constantly, even though she says she's burnt out. She keeps her hair in a messy bun and forgets to take her rings off after work. Um, broad shouldered, strong arms, doesn't have visible tattoos. She drinks energy drinks like they are water. Uh, never smokes, rarely drinks because she's seen enough. She bought a small townhouse with an X, but kept it after the breakup. Hasn't moved his couch out yet, though. Um, no kids, but multiple pregnancy fares with set X. Um on her days off, she hikes alone, fosters dogs temporarily, and listens to True Crime while deep cleaning. She also talks to Chat GPT when she can't sleep and needs to unload without waking anyone up.

SPEAKER_00 10:13

I think Kendra would be cool to have a conversation with, especially her job. I'm not a fan of any of the medical field stuff, but if she can handle all that, that's like that's a big green flag to me. Yeah. I talked, I talked to this one girl one time, and I went um like America Ninja Warrior, right? I was I went to that place with like my cousin, and I got injury on my hand a little bit. I fell down like the spider wall, yeah, and it ripped all of my hand calluses off. And it was it was a little scary, right? And I called up the girl that I was talking to at the time who was like a nurse, and she came out and she like clipped my calluses that were called that were falling off and she bandaged up my arm.

SPEAKER_01 10:51

Oh my god, that's kind of hot.

SPEAKER_00 10:52

Yeah, and I was like, I was like, wow, this is so cool. So if Kendra was able to hypothetically do something like that, that's I like that a lot. So it would be a little sad that she's night shift all the time and a lot of working, but it's it's not the end of the world. So I like Kendra. She's cool.

SPEAKER_01 11:08

Okay. Um, your next one is Lena. She's 22 and she's 5'3. She's an art school dropout who works part-time at a vintage clothing store and resells thrift finds online. Um, she has an inconsistent income and doesn't really keep track of it. She's petite, she's got sharp features, a couple stick and poke tattoos on her hand and her collarbone. She smokes regularly and drinks cheap wine. She lives with three roommates in an apartment that smells like incense and old books. Walls are covered in unfinished sketches and flyers. She spends hours sewing, collaging, and filming weird videos that barely get views, but she loves making them. She believes she'll figure it out eventually and refuses to explain her plan to anybody.

SPEAKER_00 11:50

Lena kind of reminds me of myself in a little bit of way with the whole like uh getting making weird videos and getting no views, but like loving to do it anyway. I've been there, done that like my whole life, it feels like. So Lena seems oddly familiar, especially like considering she's 22. And if I look back to what I was doing at 22, I can kind of I feel I feel like I just know who she is. Yeah. She's she's nothing that really excites me or interests me too much. She just she feels pretty average 22-year-old, if that makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 12:23

No, I agree.

SPEAKER_00 12:24

I think she does.

SPEAKER_01 12:25

Last but certainly not least, you've got Marisol. She's 31, but she's also 4'11. She owns a small cleaning business that she built from scratch uh and manages a rotating crew of workers. She wakes up at 4:30 a.m. every day without an alarm. She's short, she's got a solid build, no tattoos, always wearing sneakers, but she judges people silently for being late. She rents a modest house and has everything labeled and organized and keeps cash hidden in places that no one would think to look. Her hobbies include early morning walks, listening to Spanish radio, tending a backyard garden, and watching reality TV loudly on the weekends. And she sends money to her family regularly. She's got two kids, but the baby daddy's out of the picture.

SPEAKER_00 13:07

This is gonna make me sound so shallow like a dick. Yeah, shallow and like a dick. Marisol seems to have a lot of stuff going for her. A lot of stuff. There's a lot of things that line up that I do like. I like the ambition of waking up early, having her own business, and uh being really organized and stuff, but I know that I could not marry her where I'm at with the fact that she has two kids. So I know I know that's not gonna happen. And I really can't, I don't find myself uberly attracted to people who are very, very short. Okay, so so like Marisol seems like a great person, but she doesn't fit the description of wanting to have sex with or wanting to build a life with. Sure. So unfortunately, we're gonna get gone, Marisel.

SPEAKER_01 13:53

Okay, okay, okay. And then sorry, Marisol.

SPEAKER_00 13:56

Yeah, sorry about that. Lena, typical 22-year-old, trying to figure things out. I'm sure she's a she's a banger, you know. I'm sure she's great.

SPEAKER_01 14:05

We love a couple of stupid popes.

SPEAKER_00 14:07

Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna get a little freaky deaky with her, and then uh Kendra. Kendra's the one that I'm gonna build my life with.

SPEAKER_01 14:14

Wow, okay. Even with her crazy job.

SPEAKER_00 14:17

Yeah, I just I I nurses are hot. I like them. Okay, I like them. The work schedule doesn't necessarily have to be forever. In fact, working really hard in your 20s, that's good. And uh, you know, you build a life out of it later. Sure. On to my second scenario. Natalie, are you ready?

SPEAKER_01 14:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:37

Person number one, we got Ryan. He's 24, he's 6'1, and he skateboards professionally. He dropped out of high school junior year to pursue skateboarding, but now officially has his GED. He has a lean build, nothing extreme either way, but usually described as a sleeper build. A simple stick and poke tattoo his friend did in the basement last year of a triangle. He lives with his parents. Yeah. He lives with his parents while he's living out his skating dreams, but has the money to move out when it's time. Doesn't want the hassle of his own place right now. He has a bunch of girls he's entertaining, but low-key wants a ride or die, just can't seem to find her. Friends and family love him so much, so much so that his ego is definitely inflated.

SPEAKER_01 15:22

I don't I don't know my thoughts on him yet.

SPEAKER_00 15:25

Yeah, he's he's just a big question mark. Yes, Lucas. All right, this one's a little a little intense for you. Okay, Lucas is 19. He is 6'3. He's 19, all right. Okay, he's taking over his father's real estate business. He's going to Stanford to become a finance major, so very cognizant of all the money management needs and likely to make decent money with his endeavors. Very strong build with no tattoos, lots of support from his family. So much so it seems like they might not let him fail or lose. He's dates with intention even at 19, hates hookup culture. And if he's not feeling it after the first date, he will tell you so in a polite and respectful way. Hobbies include collecting and reselling sports cards and Pokemon cards, anything to help him fine-tune the practice of selling real estate.

SPEAKER_01 16:13

I don't really love you, Lucas. Sorry, buddy.

SPEAKER_00 16:17

And then Logan is 33. I just thought this would be funny to just tie these hypothetical people together. Okay. So um, he's a college professor at Stanford, and he actually teaches Lucas's good, good, good, good, good, good. All right. So he has a uh few normal tattoos and a build that's average, very prideful of his full beard. He hasn't shaved in over a year. Lives in a modest split home that's reasonably clean. His family lives far away, but he makes sure to call on a weekly basis. One really good friendship with a coworker that will get drinks with him on weekends, a single cat named Gumdrop to keep him company, very much a homebody, and enjoys binge watching shows, documentaries, and movies. And he was married for five years from age 26 to 31 and is just starting to date again. No kids.

SPEAKER_01 17:03

Okay. I really feel like all of these people are little like I'm not like excited about any of them.

SPEAKER_00 17:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:14

Which I don't know. Lucas has to go, I think.

SPEAKER_00 17:20

Now why? Is it strictly because of 19? Or is there other things that gave you the ick?

SPEAKER_01 17:26

19 is a big one, but I think he's very like forward-minded in his where he wants to go, like in his career. So like I think like his hobbies is literally like helping him in his future career.

SPEAKER_00 17:45

It's just like all or nothing for this kid, and I don't love the I can't help but notice you call them this kid instead of this man. So I I I feel like being 19 is a huge deal, it is it is large, it is it is it would put you at official cougar status, eight years. Yo, would it would it change if he was like 21?

SPEAKER_01 18:08

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_00 18:10

Okay, because I did want to throw in someone like significantly younger, but I wasn't sure if 19 versus 21 would change anything.

SPEAKER_01 18:18

No, I don't think so. I just think it's it's like the fact that his hobbies aren't like separate from what like his profession is.

SPEAKER_00 18:28

Yeah, it complements his profession.

SPEAKER_01 18:31

Like when I was teaching and like still now, like when I was teaching, I can't read books that are about teachers. Like it's just like that separation that I need. So like the fact that this guy has none of that, like, and then he goes home and he's still talking business with his dad. Like, I don't know. I don't love that.

SPEAKER_00 18:52

Okay, he seems he seems, in my opinion, I tried to I tried to make someone who was like groomed up, like he's being groomed by his parents to be like this this prodigy of what they want.

SPEAKER_01 19:03

And like but I also feel like it could be like a facade. Like, if you're like this put together at 19, I feel like that's gonna crumble.

SPEAKER_00 19:12

Okay, yeah, no, that's fair. You know, yeah. So that leaves Ryan and Logan.

SPEAKER_01 19:20

I think I'm gonna fuck Ryan. Um skateboarding professionally, I'm confused about what do you mean? I just you're dropping out of high school as a junior to pursue pursue skateboarding.

SPEAKER_00 19:33

Do you know who um Tony Hawk is?

SPEAKER_01 19:36

I do. Is this based on Tony Hawk?

SPEAKER_00 19:38

I don't think he dropped out, but I listened to a podcast about him and how he would go to like skateboard competitions and how like there are professional skateboarders. Oh, and so I'm sure there are. Yeah, so I just in the Olympics loosely, yes.

SPEAKER_01 19:54

Okay, I just I don't know. Skateboarding seems like a weird sport to do professionally. Lives with his parents. I mean, you're 24, that's not crazy. Has the money to move out. But if you're gonna fuck, I can't fuck with your parents in the house. I gotta make it work, whatever. But he has a bunch of girls he's entertaining, but you know what? We've been there, it's fine. I like that Logan is a teacher.

SPEAKER_00 20:21

Yeah, he actually teaches Lucas. That's crazy. I thought that was awesome. I was reading that and I was like, this is gonna hit.

SPEAKER_01 20:30

I don't love a beard, I'm not gonna lie. But like, it's fine. He's got friends with a coworker that gets drinks with him. I've been there. I like that he has a cat named Gundrop, that's kind of cute.

SPEAKER_00 20:46

Um, seems like a very average, average dude.

SPEAKER_01 20:49

Yeah, he seems like a very average guy. I feel like like he was married for five years. Like, I want to kind of know what happened there, but he seems very like to himself and like not going and causing chaos. He's not he seems stable. Yes, and I need stable because I'm a little crazy.

SPEAKER_00 21:10

So I like that.

SPEAKER_01 21:12

Okay, okay, okay. Are you ready?

SPEAKER_00 21:15

Yo, I am so sad, I'm so excited. This is the best category.

SPEAKER_01 21:19

Number one, you've got Talia. She's 26 and she's 5'10. She's a freelance graphic designer who works remotely for startups and constantly renegotiates her rates. Her income fluctuates wildly, but she insists that she prefers it this way. She's tall, got a lanky build, one large abstract tattoo down her spine. She occasionally spokes when she's stressed. She moves cities every year or two and sublets furnished apartments. She owns very few things and prides herself on being a minimalist. She enjoys long bike rides and trying new cafes. Most of her friends are former co workers that she hasn't seen in years. I know nothing about that last part.

SPEAKER_00 21:58

Um, most of her friends are former co-workers. Worker she hasn't seen in years. Yeah, zero. That doesn't honk a horn at all. Nope. Not for you. Anything about her? She just she just doesn't seem to really match the lifestyle that I have or want to build. But I except for the last part where it says she enjoys long bike rides. That's like her only saving grace for me. Everything else is like, uh, take like doesn't really not super interested in talent.

SPEAKER_01 22:25

Yeah, it gives like free spirit.

SPEAKER_00 22:28

Yeah. You know, I want I want someone who potentially is a little more grounded and wants to like build something up instead of just constantly going around. She reminds me of my friend a lot, someone who just like go like seasonal jobs, constantly moving around. And that that kind of lifestyle is great, but I don't think it's a lifestyle match for me.

unknown 22:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 22:47

Um, next is Brooke. She's 19 and she's 5'6. She is a community college student with an undecided major. She works weekends at a movie theater and sneaks popcorn home in her backpack. She's got an average build, no tattoos yet, but plans them obsessively. She feels awkward at parties because she doesn't partake in party activities, i.e., smoking, drinking, drugs.

SPEAKER_00 23:09

That's prices match up, but she is 19, so she could very well still fall into that.

SPEAKER_01 23:14

She lives at home and complains about it, but she also likes having her laundry done. The room is filled with posters, notebooks, and half-finished projects. She spends hours editing playlists, teaching herself video editing, and writing scripts that she never records. She talks about eventually moving to a city, but without saying which one.

SPEAKER_00 23:31

See, Brooke seems really cool, except for the fact that I'm almost a decade older than her. And that makes it a little weird.

SPEAKER_01 23:38

She gives me like very stereotypical teenage girl with like posters in her bat in her bedroom and like sneaking in popcorn.

SPEAKER_00 23:48

Yeah. Or sneaking out popcorn. I don't she seems she seems fun to hang out with for a day, but I don't know if I could see myself with her for like ever, you know.

SPEAKER_01 23:55

Okay. Is it because she's 19?

SPEAKER_00 23:58

A little bit. I I think I'd have to meet her to see how like mature of a conversation and personality she actually has. Because it's not it's not unheard of for like a man to be like kind of a bit older than the female, but it is like it's a little uncomfortable for me with 19. Sure. But like, I I don't know. It's it'd be a tough hurdle to get over.

SPEAKER_01 24:22

Okay. Okay. Um, and next you have Cassidy. She's 29 and she's 5'8. She claims to be in between careers, but currently makes money by flipping abandoned storage units, selling obscure items on niche forums, and occasionally doing voice work for indie horror games that she finds on Reddit. She's very thin, has a sharp posture, and looks taller than she is. She's got bleached hair that she dyes herself into the sink. She has one large tattoo on her thigh and that she got on a dare and refuses to explain it. She drinks straight espresso shots, doesn't smoke, and will randomly go weeks without alcohol and then binge on a chaotic weekend. She lives alone in a half-renovated house that she bought at an auction without fully checking the inspection. One room is completely empty except for a single chair facing the wall. She sleeps on a mattress surrounded by stacks of labeled boxes that she might need later. Her hobbies include teaching herself lockpicking, recording voice memos of dreams the moment she wakes up, and driving aimlessly at night. She has very few friends, but extremely intense conversations with strangers. She's estranged for most of her family, except for her younger cousin, who she sends cryptic advice to and swears is the only one who gets it. She frequently says that she's on the verge of figuring something important out, but she can't explain what.

SPEAKER_00 25:40

There's so much information about Cassidy versus like bro.

SPEAKER_01 25:44

Cassidy is quite the character. She's she's got a lot going on.

SPEAKER_00 25:49

Yeah. I I feel like I kinda I like Cassidy. I do. Yeah. I I think I'm gonna pick her for for um for Mary. Oh, okay. Yeah, Brooke is gonna be the fuck, and then Talia is gonna be the one that gets gone.

SPEAKER_01 26:06

Oh, explain why.

SPEAKER_00 26:07

Just vibe I get a I get a fun vibe from Brooke. I do, and it's it'd just be like, this makes me sound cliche, but you almost feel like a little trophy wife aspect or like a little um like eye candy type thing with with Brooke being like significant, like like still lawfully, but like a bit younger, you know.

SPEAKER_01 26:25

Oh, it would still be like a sugar daddy.

SPEAKER_00 26:27

I feel like it would feel like a W with Brooke.

SPEAKER_01 26:30

Okay, could you like could like in reality, would you be able to eat the popcorn she brings home from the movie theater?

SPEAKER_00 26:38

Yeah, I mean, as long as she didn't soak it in butter, sure.

SPEAKER_01 26:41

You can't eat the butter.

SPEAKER_00 26:43

No, I can eat the butter. I just don't like popcorn, like absolutely drenched in butter. Some butter's fine. So I'm not I'm not a butter hater, I just don't like when people sit there and just drench butter for like ever. That it makes it gross to me. I'm not a big fan of that. So we'd have to be on the same wavelength with popcorn, you know.

SPEAKER_01 27:00

Okay, but if you're really feel like her bringing home popcorn on the weekends is like she's saving a couple bucks, bro.

SPEAKER_00 27:07

College kid. Notice how I call her kid too.

SPEAKER_01 27:10

Great, Chris Hansen, take him out. Yeah, Cassidy's like, she's crazy. But she just seems Okay, but here this is the this is the thing that I thought would turn you off is that she goes out without alcohol and then she binges on a weekend. I thought that would turn you off.

SPEAKER_00 27:27

I mean, also I I feel like I've lived my life being like the only one that's sober for like years and years on end. I feel like I've lived with people who who who have like who drink all the time, not like all the time in frequency, but like I go out and someone's always drinking. Sure. So alcohol is as long as it's not like a consistent, like alcoholic problem. I truly like don't really care if if you're responsible about your drinking. And now it says binging, but like it's like once every while. Like, it's okay. We'll have some stories to tell. It's fine.

unknown 28:01

Okay, all right.

SPEAKER_00 28:02

Yeah, it's that, or I just choose someone who has uh seasonal jobs and constantly moving around and just likes bike riding. I want someone with a little color to them, you know. Oh, she's got a lot of color. Cassidy, life, brooke, one night, Talia, gone.

SPEAKER_01 28:18

Okay, I love it.

SPEAKER_00 28:20

Well, and that's that.

SPEAKER_01 28:22

Thanks for joining our emergency session. Uh emergency podcast, episode two, emergency podcast, episode two. Thanks for joining on episode two, emergency. Woo, woo.