Jingle All The Way (Kleenex episode)

Sometimes you feel like a...great jingle! Well you're in luck, because this episode's got two of them! The jinglers tackle Kleenex and offer their perspectives on germs in general. Spoiler alert: they're not fans. 

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

A jingle all night and a jingle all day. It's jingle all the way. Hello, jinglers. Hello there, jinglers and janglers. How is everybody? We hope you're great. We hope that you're excited about Kleenex and some inspiration and some good time, fun times that we're about to have together.

SPEAKER_00 0:26

Indeed, because you have found Jingle All the Way, the number one amateur competitive jingle writing sibling rivalry podcast in the country. Each episode, we write jingles for the same product. We perform them for one another, and then we let our listeners pick the winner. And the way it's gonna work is we break it down into four segments. First, we're gonna announce the poll results and feedback from the prior episodes contest. Then we'll move into Inspiration Corner, where this week Heidi is going to dissect a current or former jingle and why it works or doesn't work. After that, we're gonna unveil the jingles that we wrote for this week's product, which is Kleenex. We're gonna discuss our thought process and finally leave it in your capable hands to decide what did I miss?

SPEAKER_01 1:11

Well, you didn't miss anything, but I forgot it was my inspiration corner, which is okay because I already had one written down from before, but I was like all set. I'm like, how is Bridget gonna wow me? And now it turns out that I need to lean on my notes, which that's why I roll prepared.

SPEAKER_00 1:28

You know, I'm ready to rock. I was going to ask you today. I was gonna be like, no, you've got inspiration corner, but of course you have it. So I didn't even, I'm like, that would be patronizing. I'm not gonna do that.

SPEAKER_01 1:43

Um, I think this is good. This is people, this is the big leagues. Somebody, you know, gets into the show, you get the yips, I got the yips, and I forgot how life happens.

SPEAKER_00 1:52

Sometimes you just gotta, you know, improvise.

SPEAKER_01 1:55

I'm ready. I had taken some notes, so I feel like I'm gonna get through this. Okay, good. I like it.

SPEAKER_00 2:00

Um you can um very quickly do some research while I announce all your type-y, type, type, type over there very furiously, um while I announce uh how we did how we uh shook out from last week. So um last week our product was WD40, and um we can go ahead and refresh your memories with our uh jingles. So um, Heidi, you went first last time. So go ahead and um debut or uh redebut for them your jingle, if you will.

SPEAKER_01 2:36

There was a whole package, as remember, with a PSA, but my um jingle was he doesn't need a therapist, he needs WD40.

SPEAKER_00 2:47

Yay! And it was part of a broader um campaign, and it was very, very good. And then mine was oh my own, you gotta get some W D, not one, not ten, not twenty, not thirty, but forty. And um we had a lot of votes, um, we had a lot of engagement with folks. Um, and I will say this week or the results from the voting on Instagram, um, I was at 73%, Heidi was at 27%. Now, to be fair, taked it we did, I mean, we only used, we didn't use your whole campaign. Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 3:31

We just went with the No, hey man, I'll take the loss. Uh every lesson in life is to be learned.

SPEAKER_00 3:39

It was, it was one of my better jingles, though.

SPEAKER_01 3:43

It was a very good jingle, but you know, talking about therapy, it's polarizing. And I had two different people, both who were had said they listened to the show, were like, but I don't get the therapy thing. I'm like, you didn't listen to the whole show. I'm like, if you say the therapy. I don't know. You didn't listen to the whole show. Well, I don't know. But I'll take that loss. It was a very good, that was a very good jingle that you had, and it really tied like our whole um show last week was really in that era. So nailed it. Yeah, great.

SPEAKER_00 4:14

Exactly. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. And um, I will say um to your point about fan engagement, um, we uh continue to have um for fans of the show that are commenting with us on Instagram and whatnot, and folks that reach out and tell us about things. Um, again, we and I now have a couple of folks that have um come up with their original jingles as well. And I'm just putting it out there. I think that we should contemplate, like we did the bonus episode for the Super Bowl. I think at some point we should do like a fan duel where we pick whatever the product is going to be and then we ask folks to send them in. And we could maybe give it like a couple of weeks and we could say, everybody send in for whatever product it's gonna be. And on the show, you and I can listen and um, you know, give live feedback or whatever it is. I think that could be a pretty fun way to get our jinglers and janglers um, you know, in the spirit of things. I like that. I think that I think that would be good. People would get a kick out of that. Now, of course. And then we can be the judgeros. Turning the tables on you guys. Um, but we would have to give you a little bit of notice. So allow us to put that in our back pocket. Um, and meanwhile, we did, of course, have a the super fan who is the one that we were waiting to see if it was going to be a thumbs up or a thumbs down, the emperor of WD-40, which is our dad, and he was quite pleased um with how we did. So, congratulations to both of us. I will say I did tag WD-40 themselves to see how they thought we did, and I did not hear anything yet. So I'm going to take that as no news is good news. They must love it. Not not talking, eh, Willie? That's all right. Just listen then.

SPEAKER_01 6:01

So sorry.

SPEAKER_00 6:02

I know they're in the shadows. Indeed. Um, but yeah, so we we did quite well there, and I now have to roll it over to you for inspiration, corner. Um, unless you want me to like talk about the weather or stall or tell something.

SPEAKER_01 6:16

No, no, I'm good. Like I say, I wrote down, I keep a like a notebook of everything. And so I kind of wrote ahead and I just hadn't kind of super leaned into which one it was gonna be, but I'm ready. I just picked right now. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 6:31

So I will give you the first word, and I think you'll probably get it when I say this. The pressure really keeps mounting for these.

SPEAKER_01 6:38

I know. All right, you ready?

SPEAKER_00 6:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:40

Sometimes. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. Oh my god, did I not? Right? I'm like, as soon as I say sometimes, she's gonna know what it is. And everybody knows I swear, everybody knows this, and everybody bops around to it.

SPEAKER_00 6:57

Yes, actually, I how did I not think of that one? I I've been, I've got a bunch of them that are on my short list as well, and I can't tell you why this isn't because this is so incredibly recognizable. I'm surprised that I hadn't that I hadn't grabbed this one already. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

SPEAKER_01 7:14

You don't just got nuts nuts. No, you don't. Why the dramatic pause?

SPEAKER_00 7:23

I was I was waiting to catch up with you because I was ahead of you, but then you just stopped. So it was like, wait.

SPEAKER_01 7:31

Um how many jiggers does it take to- Well, here's the thing. So this is another one, just like um Honeycomb, where it seemed to be the theme of my childhood. There's a point before you start, at least when I was that age, things have changed now with digital music. But like, there's a point before you go by your first 45 where you the songs, you're yes, you're listening to songs on the radio, you're listening to songs in the car, you're hearing music at, you know, everywhere. But your theme songs don't transfer to, again, that first 45 or whatever your theme songs for kids are whatever you're seeing on cartoons between the cartoons on Saturday morning. So you're seeing those things to each other all the time. Almond, this was 1977 when I when it was first aired. It's good year. It's a oh yeah. Late 70s, early 80s, good stuff. Good stuff coming out. I mean, the TV was gold, gold, I tell you. Uh and it was um kind of quirky, they said nutty, but it was written by Leon Carr and Leo Corday. Leon and Leo, Carr and Corday, these guys were meant to be together.

SPEAKER_00 8:42

They really were.

SPEAKER_01 8:43

And which one of them identified as the almond joy and which one identified as the mound? Right. Because now you've got a dude. Yeah, it's true. Right. So Leon and Leo wrote it. It was sung by Joey Levine, and they said it became a massive success promoting the kind of different strokes for different folks idea. Um, I like the idea that it pushed you to two candy bars. It was like, hey, you're in the mood for a candy bar. You only really could should pick between two.

SPEAKER_00 9:07

Um, you might not know this, but did they set them out to say we want you to write because it's rare that you have something that's for two products. That is it's a unicorn of jingles. It is a unicorn. It is a unicorn. Um, did they set out to do that, or was it like, well, you know, we're running a special today at the ad agency. We'll give you a two for one.

SPEAKER_01 9:28

Your girls is as good as mine because I didn't do my research by accident. I didn't get that far. Um, I think because they're both produced by Hershey's, it was probably something they were like, you know what? I also differentiate these products, right? Like you know, differentiate the products, but keep people in the zone because they're the same. It's both coconut, although Moun's is dark chocolate where Almond Joy is milk chocolate. I was with someone older than me, a few years older than me, and we were at the candy store. We were, well, we were at the like a 7-Eleven. Um, I call it the candy store because any place that has candy, that's the only thing I'm interested in. And he was like, I you know, I want a candy bar because which one has nuts? And I was like, Are you kidding me? I I wish I had a glove because I would have slapped him across the face with my.

SPEAKER_00 10:13

You have offended my honor. How could you not know that?

SPEAKER_01 10:18

Right.

SPEAKER_00 10:18

Yeah, that's nonsense.

SPEAKER_01 10:20

Um wait, it gets better. This person, because there are a few of these people out in the wild, he doesn't like coconut. So I was like, hold on, you're way off base. Do you ever have somebody that's like, oh, but there was a show where they're oh, it was in Seinfeld, where they're trying to guess the candy bar. They're waiting somewhere and they're trying to guess the candy bar. It's all twigs. And I'm like, how do people not know on site every single candy bar?

SPEAKER_00 10:44

Uh, that I couldn't say. I will say, um, going back to the Saturday morning thing and how jingles then were such a big part of how we experienced music. One, I'm sad that today's kids don't get that. I know me too. Was such a big part of like whatever they were, whatever they were selling you, you were buying in a big way. And it was like, if it came on during Garfield, I wanted it. Like that was primo area to be on. Um, one, two, what was your first 45?

SPEAKER_01 11:15

Oh, don't stop believing by journey. Yeah, and I mean, I I got that actually in third grade, and I played it so much that dad accidentally spilled paint on it. And he was like, Oh, we've heard enough of that anyway. And I was like, Oh no. And I mean, like, because I just played it over and over and over and over. I still love it. What was yours?

SPEAKER_00 11:37

I don't remember 45. I know my first cassette was a wham cassette.

SPEAKER_01 11:43

Um, I don't remember my first tape.

SPEAKER_00 11:46

I I don't think I I mean I I I remember playing Pac-Man Fever and Super Bowl Shuffle a lot. You do have a very curious um both of those, those were like my jams. Oh my gosh, Mickey Mouse Disco.

SPEAKER_01 12:09

Well, yeah, um, you also used to dance around in a tight circle to mouse trap, will snap Mickey Mouse uh disco, will snip you by the and disco duck.

SPEAKER_00 12:20

There was wonderful thing. No macho duck.

SPEAKER_01 12:24

Macho Macho Duck.

SPEAKER_00 12:26

Wasn't that it? Macho Duck? No, I think it was disco duck. He's a disco duck. Yeah, yeah. I remember dancing around and then Zippity Dee Doo died. What my dance was to walk in a circle on the carpet. That was how I danced.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

Uh I remember that well because I mean you would tear it up and I was very little. I was really. You didn't, you know, you never like jumped sideways or no just walked in a circle. Soul fingered, you just went in a circle. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 12:54

In fact, um, who knows? Maybe if it came out in 77, I could have been walking in a circle while you were listening to the Almond Joy commercial. I could have been walking. I don't remember it, but I mean the timeline adds up for all we know. That could be why it's so ingrained in me. Um, that is a very, very good one. And it's educational, it's catchy, it's product differentiation. Two for one, this Leo Leon combination was dynamite.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

Oh, yeah. So these guys are total dynamite. Clearly, they they they had some synergy or something, they had some a spark between them. And that that jingle stays with me, and it became like an educational jingle for me because if I ever have to go into like a to this day, a crowded room, a meeting room or something, I'll look around and I will be like, okay, who do I want to go stand with? Who do I want to go talk with? And depending on my mood, sometimes I'm like, well, sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't. And I'll stay away maybe from the nuttier folks. Now, sometimes you are in the mood for a nut, but yeah, that's kind of it's influenced me greatly.

SPEAKER_00 14:01

So that's your mental script when you're sizing up a room. See, now I don't use it in those terms, but I will identify that person that's nutty, and I'll be like, hmm, they seem like they'd be a good time. I'm gonna go stand next to that person.

SPEAKER_01 14:15

I'm gonna go walk in a circle around them.

SPEAKER_00 14:17

Yes, I totally would. Um oh, that's awesome. Well, kudos. Hey, way to pull a rabbit out of a hat on that one. Well, this all comes down to list and note-taking, which I am a big fan of skills, hashtag skills with a Z, skills with a Z. Um, well, boy, I hope I can carry those skills with a Z forward into unveiling our first jingle for Kleenex. So it's my I go first because you did inspiration corner. And um, you know, here's the thing about Kleenex. So I remember historically the Kleenex says bless you, which always is what I think of when I reach for Kleenex. And my first, I'm gonna give you a little, a little treat, a little inside treat, because I'm gonna give you a little bit of an evolution as to how my jingle came about. And so my first jingle that I wrote, well, I'll just tell it to you, and then I'll but this is not my jingle, but I am giving you the evolution of how I thought about it since the time, right? So I'm gonna give you the runner up and then I'm gonna unveil the real jingle. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 15:22

Okay. All right. So um hold on. Let me let me get back in the zone with this one.

SPEAKER_03 15:30

Okay. Take good care of yourself with cleaners.

SPEAKER_00 15:43

Nice. But if you say it the right way, you have to say it like kind of a dingus, right? Like imagine somebody, just the most obnoxious voice that you could think of, and it's really sugary, and it's really whatever, and it's about like, oh, I'm gonna make some chicken soup for you, and it's like, take good care of yourself with clean air. What now why? Or what's the it's just the way I hear it in my head, right? It's very sugary, it's very like, oh, let me take care of you and your dumb little face, right? Like, this is going in a weird direction. It's just how I heard it. You know, oh, we're so whatever. Almost in a pretentious way, I guess, is what it's sounding like. But whatever, it's fine. So I thought of that, but it just didn't feel right, right? It just didn't feel like what I really want to say and what I really think Kleenex should be about. And so, you know, bolt of lightning, the correct, the real jingle, it hits me. And again, I am just the vessel, right? For whatever muse is is at play here. So the real jingle, my real jingle is this.

unknown 17:04

Hold on.

SPEAKER_02 17:06

You've got a little something right there. Kleenex!

SPEAKER_01 17:13

I like that.

SPEAKER_00 17:14

I like that because that's what it really is about, right? Let's be real, and we don't need to show it on the screen, right? We don't need to have we don't need to do any of that, but we do need to say that's what it really is there for, right? It's there for those moments and it's there for those true friends that are gonna tell you you've got a little something right there, Kleenex, boom, mic drop. That's the jingle.

SPEAKER_01 17:44

You know, I was asking myself the same question, like what is it really about? So I get where you're going. Like you try to get into the headspace of what is this product really about? So you've got a little something right there, is pretty much at the time that somebody's gonna grab for a Kleenex.

SPEAKER_00 18:03

And you could wrap around it with a broader campaign, kind of like how you did for WD-40, right? So it could be like, now don't come to work if you're sick and don't send your kids to school if they're sick. If you're coughing, then you're contagious. This has been true for ages and ages. I don't care if you feel fine, you keep your germs and I'll keep mine. You've got a little something right there. Kleenex. I mean, you could just go and first of all, that should be an anthem.

SPEAKER_01 18:36

And if somebody doesn't sing that song and get that song, like, don't come to family uh beds if you're sick, don't come to work if you're sick, don't go to the movie theater if you're sick.

SPEAKER_00 18:47

Like I can this is not a debate on vaxxing, talking with you can be so tax vexing. It's you could it could go for an hour and they could change it for whatever the campaign is, right? This is just a PSA. But again, you kind of need to hear it. You got a little something right there. Hey man, don't forget you keep your germs over there, I'll keep mine. Um, for anyone that doesn't know, I am not a germaphobe. I am a very proud germ-aware. Thank you. Dang, right.

SPEAKER_01 19:19

And I'm not aware, I don't overobsess it right, right. And who wants to be inconvenienced like that? Let's say you're like, I'm not dying. I can muddle through, but fever, headache, stuffy nose, sore throat. Keep keep it to yourself. Keep it to yourself.

SPEAKER_00 19:36

The worst is when they're like, oh no, no, it'll be uh I'll be I'll I feel okay. I'll I'm not worried about you. And by the way, right, right. I give a shizzle about it. Don't turn this into some pissing match about who can come to work when they're sickest or to an event when they're sickest. All you're doing is wiping out your entire team. And just because it was mild for you doesn't mean that I'm not gonna catch it and be down for the count, right? So, like, no, no, no, no, no. You don't get to make that decision. Right. We make that decision.

SPEAKER_01 20:07

And we live in a society, people. Yeah, yes, see, it all comes back to Seinfeld and George Costanza. If this is a society, people, that is so true. But you know those sweatshirts and mugs, and they all say I'm quietly judging your grammar. I'm not often slash always doing that because I'm not getting that stuff right all the time. But if you came, if you went to a party or something sick, or you went to work sick and I'm sitting the next cube. Oh, I am judging that.

SPEAKER_00 20:38

I'm 100% judging if you show up to something sick. For yeah, sure I am. And and the number one thing, don't my mug would say, don't say it's allergies. Don't give me that. It's not allergies. It's not allergies. Of course it's oh, my allergies are so bad. No, it's not, dude. No, it is not.

SPEAKER_01 20:57

Take a Zertec. It's not. Um, we should get sweatshirts that say that it's not your allergies. I know you're allergies.

SPEAKER_00 21:03

We both know it's not your allergies. Do not insult my intelligence. So that is so again, it kind of went from what I thought would be a favorite of the Kleenex people to something that again, I'm like, I'm writing for me here, and the world needs to hear this.

SPEAKER_01 21:19

What you just the the beginning of that, the whole jingle you had about don't come to work, it's ages and ages. I think we should make a musical. And it'll be like cats, it'll run forever, and it'll be the whole thing. It'll be a person who is plagued by people around them constantly showing up to crap sick and not fessing up to it. And this person then gets sick, and then they're behind, and then they can't dig out at work, and then they miss something fun they want to do on the weekend because they're sick, and it's this whole thing. It's this whole thing surrounded by people showing up sick.

SPEAKER_03 21:50

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 21:51

I love it. I'll I'll co write that musical with you.

SPEAKER_00 21:54

Uh well, yeah, all right. Hey, hey folks, I can feel the electricity in the air. Right.

SPEAKER_01 22:00

And it's gonna be off, off, off Broadway.

SPEAKER_00 22:02

Off, off, off, off Broadway. Wait, far off. Quite far off. Um, all right. So what do you got?

SPEAKER_01 22:09

Okay, what do I got? Well, I did the same thing as you went into the headspace of what is it? If I'm Kleenex, what is it? What it's about, what is it trying to like what makes it tick? And so I know you don't watch scary movies, but I found myself turning into uh no, I you don't go anywhere. You don't even watch like a scary ad. You can't even hear about a scary movie.

SPEAKER_00 22:34

I couldn't handle Thriller. That was way too much for me. Well, there was a lot of hype with Thriller.

SPEAKER_01 22:39

Lady in White?

SPEAKER_00 22:40

No.

SPEAKER_01 22:41

That was a good little movie, but yeah, no, you can't.

SPEAKER_00 22:44

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_01 22:44

No. Some of the No, you can't. But anyway, in Silence of the Lamb, he's helping her the serial crazy guy is helping the FBI, and he's like, what does he do, Claire's? What is the first and principal thing he does? What does he covet? We begin by covering what we see every day. And that will that'll be lost on you, but the audience knows that that's the mind I got into a crazy person mindset. And for me, it was about comfort and care, right? And I did a little bit of research on Kleenex, but I'm like, it's not just it is about comforting somebody. If they're, you know, it's not just that they got something on their face, oh, it was a key thing. It's also if they're teared up or you're just showing them some care. So here we go. So you liked my first jingle. Take it care. Well, that one was a little over the top. I will never say I don't like something you've done, but that one wasn't my favorite. We'll put that on the maybe pile.

SPEAKER_03 23:35

Put that on the maybe pile.

SPEAKER_01 23:37

My people call your bible. Um, here we go.

SPEAKER_02 23:40

So for comfort and care, K L double E N E X. Do it again. For comfort and care. K L D N E X. For comfort and care.

SPEAKER_00 24:02

K L E N E X. Okay, wait, do it again, but we're gonna get it right this time, ready.

SPEAKER_01 24:11

There's something about this because you and I are better in sync than normal, but we are, and it never works.

SPEAKER_00 24:17

I feel like there must be a delay.

SPEAKER_01 24:18

There must be.

SPEAKER_00 24:19

You do it not just chime in. I won't slow it down. I'll just chime in. Okay. For comfort and care.

SPEAKER_01 24:29

You're slowing down. All right. Let me go first. Okay. Do it right. For comfort. All right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. And three, two, one. For comfort. For comfort and care. K-K-W-N-E-X. Oh my gosh. That was brilliant. How are we going to get to Broadway like this?

SPEAKER_00 24:57

Well, we we won't, we'll be in the same location. We'll get it down. Um, wow. Wow. It's a good one. It's a really, really good one. That's a that is a that's top 40 right there.

SPEAKER_01 25:12

Top 40.

SPEAKER_00 25:13

You got your first number one. Man. I can dare to dream.

SPEAKER_01 25:16

When you have a double E, you gotta spell it out.

SPEAKER_00 25:20

Right itself. It's like that Halloween song, which I we used to sing in school, and now I always sing it, which is H A Double L O W W E's.

SPEAKER_01 25:31

Halloween. I know. It's great. And as soon as you have a double E in something, or a double O, double U or W. Wait, let me think this through.

SPEAKER_00 25:42

H-A-L-L-O-W-E. That whoever came up with that. What do you do with any double letter? Right. But the fact that there's H-A-L-L-O, W W E N. Whoever came up with that, maybe that was a Leo and Leon, for all we know.

SPEAKER_01 25:57

They spelled Halloween. They came up with the word they're like years from now. And I mean years from now. People are gonna write a jingle about this. We put all these letters in the right place.

SPEAKER_00 26:09

Like this is brilliant. This is gold. Um, okay, that's genius. That's a really, really good one. And so again, but wait a minute. What what's the beginning part of it? So how does it go? For comfort and care. K L D N E X. Have you considered singing it kind of like a ding? So for comfort. There's a no offense to like, but almost like a Celine Dion kind of a quality. No, don't do that. No. I'm not saying she's I uh no offense to Ms. Dion. I'm just saying calls. We're our two listeners are gonna be serious. They're gonna be pissed. Uh what we didn't get an opportunity was to throw out any factoids about Kleenex. I will say, um, just in case our folks didn't know, we'll leave you with a PSA here. Um did y'all know that Kleenex, the Kleenex story began during the First World War. And Kleenex was originally a crate paper that was developed to be used as a filter within gas masks. What? Is that right? It's right. I double-checked it.

unknown 27:20

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 27:20

I thought it was like, that can't be. No, I double-checked it. And then um they and then it evolved and it became something that they were using as a way to remove cold cream. And then people kind of like had a test market and they were like, we don't need to use they called them absorbent kerchiefs that were disposable because before that people carried that stuff around in their pockets.

SPEAKER_01 27:43

I love a handkerchief.

SPEAKER_00 27:44

I don't care. I don't care. You can't say everything that we just said about germs at the beginning of the show and then say because I love a handkerchief.

SPEAKER_01 27:52

You wash your handkerchiefs. You wash your handkerchief. And do you wash it immediately?

SPEAKER_00 27:56

Do you blow your nose on the way to the washing machine and then set it in there?

SPEAKER_01 28:01

No, but let's say you're out. How many times a day do you blow your nose? Many times.

SPEAKER_00 28:05

I mean, we've got a boxing right here.

SPEAKER_01 28:07

Our Susie, and I hope you're listening, Susie. I was gonna say Kleenex the Kleenex. We have a sister who has a Kleenex problem. Not only does she blow her nose 72 million times a day, but then, and this is gonna shock the world. We're living in a civilized world, she just throws them. She just throws them like on the ground or in her car.

SPEAKER_00 28:28

Do you remember? Yes, that was it what show was it? Was it the prices right where they would ask you for something like in your bag? They would be like, Do you have like a nail clipper? And if you did, was that price is right where if you then would produce it, you'd like get money on the spot or something.

SPEAKER_01 28:42

I it was I thought you were gonna say the story of when No, no, that I'm saying like the idea.

SPEAKER_00 28:48

I will say if someone were to stop her right now and say, like, could you only using the items in your car make a float for like for like the rose bowl? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Kleenex ball. She could. There would be enough tissue paper in her car that she would be able to do that, right?

SPEAKER_01 29:08

Like we went, we all went to and you. It's her it's her superpower. It is her superpower. And she was driving in her minivan, which was filled. If you were in the backseat, you were up to your cheekbones in her discarded Kleenex, which is vile. I'm calling her out right now. And we all jumped out of the minivan to go look at, like we're going into a dress shop, but somebody forgot to close the main sliding door. And we were in there for two hours, and no one we were in the city, we were in a busy area, like you'd think somebody would at least people probably stopped and went like, uh-huh. Nobody was gonna mess with that van because it was cold.

SPEAKER_00 29:46

It's a deterrent. I will say that. You could have jewels on the bottom of the car, and and as long as there's as long as there's a layer of Kleenex over it, you know how people are always like, Well, I hold put my valuables in the sock drawer or whatever. All you really need to do is just sprinkle some used Kleenex and like that's it. No one's going near it.

SPEAKER_01 30:05

Um, she also puts it in her sleeve like an elderly person.

SPEAKER_00 30:09

Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, you tuck it, yeah. I've seen it. Yeah. A lot of people do that actually. So shout out to Susie. We see you. Um and we say this with love. Super fan. She's gonna be a super fan of this episode. Um let us now look and see at what our product for next week is going to be. Um, all right, let's see here. Wouldn't it be funny if we got a name, brand, product and it was something that you and I had researched for Inspo Corner? Wouldn't that be funny? Like if we had come up with like almond joint.

SPEAKER_01 30:43

I'll tell you if it does. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:45

Swiffer. Ooh. Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 30:49

That's gonna be the I like their Swiffer picker upper a lot.

SPEAKER_00 30:53

Uh I am a fan of the Swiffer universe.

SPEAKER_01 30:56

So I'm again that little jingle, like that that turn of phrase, a Swiffer picker-upper.

SPEAKER_00 31:02

Oh, wait, is it a jingle or is it just the brand name? I think it's their I know what it is. It goes, I've got a fever for the Swiffer Picker Upper.

SPEAKER_01 31:12

That's it exactly. You nailed it.

SPEAKER_00 31:15

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

Because we're gonna get calls.

SPEAKER_00 31:17

The Pringles people are gonna be pissed. No, they're mixing up ads. Oh, that works for me. Wouldn't that be funny if that were my jingle next week? Okay, act surprised. Um, and jinglers, you all can act surprised, and please um make your way to uh over to Instagram um in an orderly fashion. And please look for um at jingle all the way PC, where you can vote and where you can comment and engage with us, and please tell your friends um and all of your um Kleenex and mounds and almond joy enthusiasts, make sure that they hear um the good stuff that's happening over here at Jingle All the Way. Um, anything else, Heidi, that I missed?

SPEAKER_01 31:58

Nope. No Peru.

SPEAKER_00 31:59

Well, everybody, um, have a good one and jingle away. Jingle away.