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We Played Guess the Tool and Got Humbled
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This week we played Guess the Tool to see how much we actually know, and got humbled real quick.
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Cold Open And Game Setup
SPEAKER_05It's mine hard. No, just don't this man.
SPEAKER_03No, but there was one time where you could have thought it.
SPEAKER_05Oh, I'm Ron Swanson.
SPEAKER_01Wait, what the hell?
SPEAKER_05Is coaster in the shop?
SPEAKER_02Alright, today we've got something brand new for you guys, at least here. We've been seeing this across the internet, and it looks like a ton of fun. So today we're gonna be playing Guess the Thing. People usually use people, but we're gonna be using everything from tool categories to famous people potentially in the trades, all whatever we can kind of think of in our world of tools and shenanigans. The three of us like to think that we are semi-pros when it comes to these categories. So this should be pretty fun and pretty entertaining. Uh, the rules are it's yes and no questions only, and then we are each blindly given a card that we uh stick in the headband, and uh then we have to ask each other these questions to guess it, right?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and I guess whoever guesses at first wins. Is it how we're gonna go?
SPEAKER_02Whoever guessed at first wins, do we have a punishment today?
SPEAKER_05Yes, we have an old man outside with a strong read, and he's gonna beat us until we're unconscious. If uh yeah, we uh we failed. What did he cost? You don't want to know. Had to do some things.
SPEAKER_01Not your best now.
SPEAKER_03Strong read? A read's crazy. What's a read? You know, a read? Like you're gonna beat. Yeah, a read.
SPEAKER_02He's gonna read really hard to us, guys. And then on the third day, is he gonna read the Odyssey? Now that would be a punishment. It depends what happens at all.
AI Faceless Videos And YouTube Money
SPEAKER_03Grok uh recreated the whole movie. Yeah, it's Elon saying by like the end of this year it'll be able to recreate whole entire books in movie form with consistent characters.
SPEAKER_02That's been huge on YouTube. So, like, that's been a real big cheek code for a lot of people with faceless YouTube channels. They've just been taking public domain uh written things and then turning them into AI videos, putting them on loop, running them live on YouTube and just printing money.
SPEAKER_03Well, that's why YouTube's like cracking down so hard in this AI shit.
SPEAKER_02Like they're it's because uh they're losing dollars. Well, they're losing money because the brand's paying for that for that content gets put into the algorithm and then they yeah, they don't actually get any return because no one's watching that and actually watching your ads.
Tool Brand Round One
SPEAKER_02So, anyway, to get started, we're gonna start off what we were thinking tool categories, tool brands?
SPEAKER_03We have a lot of the topics we've covered. Um, I'd say we start maybe outdoors, tool brands. We can either or why don't we actually yeah, let's tool brands are people.
SPEAKER_02You pick. Are you awake today? Uh moderately. Let's do tool brands. Ready, site, go. Do we know what's in that cup, Joe? Is it hot? Oh yeah, that's a gas station energy drink. I can smell it.
SPEAKER_03We're sorry about the audio and the comments about the us drinking and eating. Also, we've been seeing it.
SPEAKER_02We're not sorry, guys. We're humans. All right, so first round. Um can't look at your own. Obviously, you can look at everyone else's and then uh yes and no questions only. I'm kind of excited for this because I I find it quite hilarious when I watch other people do it. Um just because of like the why are you laughing already? Okay, the only thing is because it's should we allow colors to be in the questions? Because it kind of gives it away if we're in tool brands. Yeah, I say no colors. No colors. No colors.
SPEAKER_03You are not getting that, brother.
SPEAKER_02There's no chance he is.
SPEAKER_03That's what I mean. What's wrong with that? All right. Who wants to kick us off? You want to you start. You go ahead. Okay. Am I a brand that I've used before? Yes. I already know.
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_03I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I don't know. Okay, so then we just go in a circle. Do you only get one question a pop, I believe. We can do that, or you go until we get it. I say we I say we go in a circle.
SPEAKER_02I say we all because we're not. No, I think we go until we get it, because then we're gonna get confused as we go around. Alright, I'm a brand that I use.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Is it in the shop?
SPEAKER_05Uh yeah, it might be. I think so. Okay, am I healthy? Somewhere in the shop yet.
SPEAKER_03Am I healthy?
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_05Um that old man's looking pretty pissed off out there.
SPEAKER_03Am I a part of TTI?
SPEAKER_05Stick. No. No.
SPEAKER_03Am I a part of Stanley Black and Decker?
SPEAKER_05That's yet to be seen.
SPEAKER_03Oh wow. I don't know what you're part of. You're part of nothing right now.
SPEAKER_01Brian's solo.
SPEAKER_03Um am I primarily used in the mechanic trade? No. No. In the lawn and garden trade?
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_03No. Not even a I guess it's a trade. Uh the electrical trade?
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_03Am I sold at Lowe's? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03My Klein? Nope.
SPEAKER_01The two primary trades from the.
SPEAKER_03I don't know. I'm just trying to think of what sold it. Am I in plumbing?
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_03Fine. Um gosh, I don't even know which way to go here. I'm in Lowe's. Am I in my am I in Home Depot as well?
SPEAKER_01No. No.
SPEAKER_03Am I a toll brand?
SPEAKER_01Yes. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03My cobalt?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_05You were like dancing around it. I thought I was like, oh, he's about to get it anyway.
SPEAKER_03I don't know why I went to like flex in my head, but I'm like, they're not sold there. I'm like, am I Bosch? No, can't be Bosch.
SPEAKER_02The one question that I thought he was going to ask was Am I a piece of shit? I guess I should have. That would have been a great clarifying question. We could have debated that one. Okay. All right. Me next. Yeah, you go next. Do I make power tools? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. What is that? Yeah, you make power tools.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, you definitely make power tools.
SPEAKER_02Do I do I make why are you looking at me?
SPEAKER_03Do I make heavy equipment? Uh um, I mean like the define heavy equipment. Machinery or just equipment? Machinery. No, not machinery, no. Not to my knowledge.
SPEAKER_05Well, no.
SPEAKER_03No. No. Definitely not.
SPEAKER_02Alright, so cat's out.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it's not cat. It's not cat. I'll give you that one.
SPEAKER_02I don't know why I felt like a cat, an early cat call would have got it done. Alright, um, so hmm. Am I sold at Home Depot?
SPEAKER_03Yes.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02Am I sold at Lowe's? Yes.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Am I owned by a giant corporation that owns multiple tool companies?
SPEAKER_03Aren't we all? I mean, all these brands are, but sure, I guess. Cop out, cop, cop out question there. Cop out what?
SPEAKER_02You are. Does this brand have an affinity for Pittsburgh's themed sports?
SPEAKER_03As in No.
SPEAKER_02Would a Wiz Khalifa song uh describe this brand?
SPEAKER_03Would this brand potentially use Wiz Khalifa's words to promote their product? Yes.
SPEAKER_02I'm DeWalt.
SPEAKER_03Yes, you are.
SPEAKER_02Let's go. That's like the only brand that's sold between the two. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05This one's gonna be fun. Shout out to Wiz. Am I a tool brand? Gotta say yes.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Am I so am I sold at Home Depot? No.
SPEAKER_03Uh? Yeah, they are.
SPEAKER_05Are they?
SPEAKER_03No, they're not. No, no. Nope. No. No, not at Home Depot.
SPEAKER_05Am I sold at Lowe's?
SPEAKER_03Yes. No. Yes, they are. What? They're sold at one of the stores. 100% one of the stores sells them. I was at both stores this weekend and I saw.
SPEAKER_02Hold on, hold on.
SPEAKER_03I promise they're sold at one of the stores. I forget. I think it's Home Depot, but it could be Lowe's. I'm blanking right now. I don't think so. I promise.
SPEAKER_02I'm not gonna. You know what I'm talking about.
SPEAKER_03It's I do. I do. One of them sells them.
SPEAKER_02You're right. They're at Lowe's.
SPEAKER_03Which one is it? They're at Lowe's, yes.
SPEAKER_02They're at Lowe's. It's so confusing. It is. We're confused. You're definitely confused. Is this a tool brand that we have in the shop? No. We don't have a single tool from this company.
SPEAKER_03No, we don't. Or product. Black and decker. Or person. No, we have black and decker. We use it all the time. It's your favorite drill.
SPEAKER_05Huh. Okay. Do they are they primarily used? Do you think they're used on a lot of job sites, a lot of trade guys, I guess? Yeah. Really?
SPEAKER_03It depends on the trade, but they're used. Actually, I lied. Depends on the trade. They're used all the time in the trades. Depends on the trade.
SPEAKER_02Phenomenal country song written about this brand.
SPEAKER_05Oh. Do they make tractors?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yes. Is it John Deere? Damn it. You saw it. He's the one that. No, because he's singing John Deere greeted by Joe Diffie.
SPEAKER_02Wow. He's so he was gonna get it. And also there wasn't a world where I thought you were. There wasn't a world where I ever thought Sam knew Joe Diffie. Not a world. I used to be a fan of Joe Diffie. Do we have more tools?
SPEAKER_05Joe Diffie for the. I didn't know about him beforehand. He does his weird 80s country songs, the uh Third Rock from the Sun, Joe Diffie. You ever heard that one? It's called Third Rock from the Sun.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02We were doing Joe Diffie on Breath Spring and repeat.
SPEAKER_05Oh wow. Very fitting, Joe.
SPEAKER_03You definitely are trying to throw me off.
SPEAKER_02Maybe, and maybe not. Who knows? I can't believe you picked up on my humming. Sam never knows a single song I mention. He's always like, that's some obscure corner of the world thing, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. How am I supposed to know that? Alright, start us off now, Sam. Yeah, we'll start with Sam. Reverse order. Am I a tool brand? Yes, the category's tool brands.
SPEAKER_05Now that we have that established, um am I sold at Home Depot. Sometimes.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05I think so.
SPEAKER_03Like it depends on what, but yeah.
SPEAKER_05Am I a tool that John uses a lot? A tool brand John uses a lot? No.
SPEAKER_03No. Used to, maybe.
SPEAKER_05Yes. Am I a tool brand that was hot stuff back in the day, and now I'm not living up to my former glory? No.
SPEAKER_03I was gonna say yes. For the rage vapor. No. But no, no, you're not.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Am I a high tier tool brand? Ooh, what do you mean by high tier?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, explain high tier.
SPEAKER_05Like, if we were doing a ranking, would you put me on the S or A tier? No. Yeah. Or you. You. No. Would I? Maybe. Yeah. Am I a Japanese tool brand? No. No. Am I a German tool brand? Yes. Bosch. Is it Bosch? Yes. That's what gave it away. Is whenever he said I wouldn't put it there. You might.
SPEAKER_02Would Sam suck this brand off?
SPEAKER_00Oh no matter what the circumstances.
SPEAKER_02Yes. 100%. They actually do still sell. I was uh they sell Bosch at Home Depot. The router. Yeah, they've got um like their uh laser level, they've got their you can, I mean you can get routers, Xander, miter saw, quarter grinder, dust solution, all the stuff's on the site. I feel like there's like a router, like whole there are like whole lines on the site.
SPEAKER_05Okay, it's so weird they don't have it in store.
SPEAKER_02But they're just gonna see the screen anyways.
SPEAKER_05I feel like there's like a router conspiracy. Every big box store, they have like the same exact router for like 10 years straight. Like even that Bosch one with the wooden handles, they just don't change it.
SPEAKER_02They probably bought a million of them when they launched, and they're just still sitting on inventory.
SPEAKER_05There are weird tools like that. The Home Depot up the road, they look like they're from the 80s, they're like corded drills and shit like that. Like, I don't know why they're there, but they are. There's no way they're from this decade.
SPEAKER_02But maybe they are that would be 2016.
SPEAKER_03Dude, Lowe's has some Lowe's has some tools, man, just on the shelves covered in nuts.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Yeah. Well, you're up, Nico. Tucker's 11. Tucker, I feel like Tucker's actually like 60, but with a weird aging disorder.
SPEAKER_02Benjamin Button. You can line us. Alright, me next. Um started off. Am I a power tool brand? Yes. Uh yeah. So more than power tools.
SPEAKER_05Why are you giving this is why we can't commit a crime together. You're giving him extra information.
SPEAKER_03He tried narrowing it down, and I gave him the whole ocean. I gave him the whole ocean to work with now.
SPEAKER_02Do I suck?
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_02Do I suck?
SPEAKER_05You make a tool that can suck.
SPEAKER_02Did my tool brand formerly was it formerly sold in Sears? No. I don't think. Damn. Okay. Uh am I uh am I prominently well known and loved in the DIY community? I wouldn't go that far in the DIY community.
SPEAKER_00I mean maybe.
SPEAKER_02Am I prominently known for sucking? Specifically at Home Depot. Some could say.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Do I make elite plumbing tools that nobody knows about? Yeah, yeah, you do. Am I rigid? Yeah, you are. Let's go. What were you trying to say? What else does rigid make that's not a power tool? Plumbing. I mean, they make all that plumbing a couple. I guess you're right. I was I went straight to tractors.
SPEAKER_03In vacuums? I mean, I guess it's a kind of a power tool.
SPEAKER_05Yours is gonna be hard. I think you have the most difficult one here.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Uh my brand that we own. Yes. Do I use this brand a lot? Like in the shop if we're filming a video. Honestly, I say that again. If we're in the shop filming a video.
SPEAKER_01Are they using the video? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yes.
SPEAKER_03But in one specific instance. One specific instance? Am I sold at Home Depot? Yes. And Lowe's? No. Okay, that narrows it down.
SPEAKER_02That's kind of like a cheater question. It's like a color question. Yeah, it narrows it down.
SPEAKER_03Am I a power tool brand? Uh there are. No. No, primarily.
SPEAKER_02You're a tool brand, but not a power tool brand.
SPEAKER_03Does this brand make tools that aren't power tools? Yes. Yes. Mechanics tools. They make this. Storage?
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_03Husky. Damn.
SPEAKER_02Got him.
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SPEAKER_03Do we
People Round With Wild Clues
SPEAKER_03want to venture into a different lane here? I mean, we could add that we got warmed up. I think we're understanding it. I think we understand the game.
SPEAKER_05Because I think the tools are going to be way harder than the way harder. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03All right, top tools or should we go people? We could go people, then swing back the tools. I mean, finish it up with the ice it up.
SPEAKER_02Just want to put it out there that Joe has a glass of pop with ice in it. And that if Sam and I were drinking that right now, he'd be staring daggers through us.
SPEAKER_03I'm not eating today, dude. We're doing this McDonald's glass.
SPEAKER_02Well, you're eating there in the snack segment. He's like, Your glass is clanking ice for the audio engineer for you assholes. Clank clank clank clank clank. You'd be screwed you'd be so mad at us.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Well, here we are. How the turntables have turned. I can't chew gum in my own building. Smoke cigarettes in the paint booth. Oh, you don't. Sam doesn't chew gum. I did in that one segment. I remember. Sam chomps gum. What'd you say your kids used to say in school? Mr. Pulli. You really like that flavor, huh?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, good, ain't it?
SPEAKER_02You get the stardust, Joe. Am I Jake Paul?
unknownNo, I'm not.
SPEAKER_03What? All right. Where did that come from? I don't know. Am I in the music world?
SPEAKER_05No. He maybe dabbled once or twice, but no, you're not known for that.
SPEAKER_03I'm not an artist, though.
SPEAKER_05No. Very ambiguous term, but I'll say no.
SPEAKER_03Is my primary line of work movies? No. No.
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_03I'm pretty stumped after that one. I mean.
SPEAKER_05There's some easy ones to narrow it down here.
SPEAKER_03Am I in the makerspace woodworking world?
SPEAKER_05Not in the not in the woodworking. Not in woodworking, but you're in in the makerspace.
SPEAKER_03In the maker space. So do I even know this person? You should. Yeah. Um. I do think you know them. Did I get famous for like one thing?
SPEAKER_05Yes. Uh initially, yes. Initially, yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Is it a product I endorse? You do love to endorse some products. You endorse a lot of times more than most. Am I Tom Silva?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_03No. I don't know. Disrespect is that. Am I Tom Swift? Permission, Tom. Huh? Am I Phil Swift? No. So I endorse a product. I will endorse a product. You've endorsed products.
SPEAKER_05Am I from Pittsburgh? No, it would be so awesome if you were. I think maybe Billy Bayer.
SPEAKER_03How fa like, am I one of the most famous people out of between us three? What? You can see the other two. Am I more famous than that person there? I can't ask him. Let me ask you.
SPEAKER_05Am I more famous than his person? Objectively tell you. Yeah. I can't see mine. I think you're probably the most well known.
SPEAKER_02I would say that person's incredibly famous.
SPEAKER_03Hmm.
SPEAKER_02You got some layup questions out there.
SPEAKER_03I know. I'm trying to I'm trying to think of the category I would be in. I don't even know what categories of people we had picked. Start more generic.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, break it down. Do more broad questions. You're going so specific. You're like, did I invent the toy? Am I a male? No. I'm a female. Yeah. Okay. Welcome to the club. Do I have blonde hair?
SPEAKER_02Sometimes.
SPEAKER_05Most of the time, I would say.
SPEAKER_02Some might call it dirty blonde.
SPEAKER_03I endorse products. I'm a female. God, can we come back to me? I have no clue. This is terrible. No, it's not. This is great. How many before I can just give up and see the five? There's no giving up here all day.
SPEAKER_02Let me drink it. You can't lose if you don't quit. Yeah, get more ice clinking.
SPEAKER_01Drop that ice.
SPEAKER_02You would be huming at me.
SPEAKER_03It happens every episode, regardless. Ask your questions. Okay. Um God, this is good. Am I a politician?
SPEAKER_05No, but man, you'd have my vote. You're not.
SPEAKER_03Uh am I famous for on roast battles?
SPEAKER_05Yes, extremely famous.
SPEAKER_03Like recently famous?
SPEAKER_05I've been famous for a long time.
SPEAKER_03Is it Martha Stewart? Yes. Yes, it is. I was never gonna get Martha Stewart, but I did.
SPEAKER_02Me next, huh?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you're uh Okay.
SPEAKER_02My man.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I think. Wow. Am I real? Am I like an actual human being?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Sometimes. What? Like you are real. You're a real person. It's just a good thing.
SPEAKER_02I'm giving too much information. Yes, you're a real person. So I'm not a cartoon. I'm not fake. I'm not in a book.
SPEAKER_03How you act sometimes seems like it's in a book. It's me. No, no, no. No. Not as you call me a clown.
SPEAKER_02No. Hmm. Okay. So I am a silly goose.
SPEAKER_01Where did that come from? No one told me you were a silly goose. I act like I'm a book.
SPEAKER_02So I'm a silly geese. Okay. Uh am I an athlete?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_03No, but no. No, the answer is no.
SPEAKER_02Am I athletic?
SPEAKER_03No. I I don't know, actually. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Probably not. Maybe.
SPEAKER_05No. You're not known for being an athlete.
SPEAKER_02Okay. So am I am I known for being anything handy? No.
SPEAKER_05No, that's not your primary thing you're known for now. Then listen to him.
SPEAKER_03No, you're not known for being handy.
SPEAKER_01Why can't he make a straight face? I feel like this person is like lewd or like am I criminal?
SPEAKER_05Yeah. You've never fully been arrested for anything. People could probably. No, no, you're not a criminal. You're not a criminal.
SPEAKER_02No, you're not a criminal. Am I a politician? No, but you ran for office. What? You ran for office.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you're not a politician, but you do political stuff.
SPEAKER_02Am I jacked?
SPEAKER_03No. Was I jacked? No. That's maybe at one no, not. No, never jacked.
SPEAKER_05You're terrible at this game. He just gives him the options. This is a hard one. That's a hard one. Yeah, no, you're not jacked.
SPEAKER_03Not hard. Alright, not jacked.
SPEAKER_05So I'm not Arnold Schwarzenegger.
SPEAKER_03No. I guess it makes sense.
SPEAKER_02It sounds like a cartoon.
SPEAKER_03I'm like it'll make more sense once you once you actually give it back.
SPEAKER_02Okay. So would Sam sleep with me? Yes. John Stamos. No. Oh. Hmm. Am I funny?
unknownMm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02Like, you are funny.
SPEAKER_05You are funny.
SPEAKER_02Am I intentionally funny? Usually not.
SPEAKER_05You just find me funny.
SPEAKER_03I think everyone finds some things funny from time to time, but I don't know enough about the comedy side of it. I don't know enough to give you an answer. I'll depend on him for that one. I'm not jacked.
SPEAKER_05No. Alright. And I'm funny? You'd say some things sometimes that are funny, some things that are not funny at all, but sometimes there's some funny.
SPEAKER_02And I've ran for political office. Yes. Yeah. Obviously lost. Yeah. Didn't even. Am I super old?
SPEAKER_03No. No, no. Getting up there, though. On the back half of life.
SPEAKER_05What a way to look at things. Past it. Statistically.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Am I known for music? Yes. Am I a pop artist? Sort of. You're an artist. Am I a rock and roll artist? No. No. Am I a country artist? No.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_02Okay, so I'm kind of a pop artist. Yeah. And I've run for political office.
SPEAKER_01Major political office? Was it like high in the land?
SPEAKER_03Yep, up there.
SPEAKER_04You got it.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, it's a John. You got it, man. You got it, man. Good one.
SPEAKER_02Am I Kanye? Yeah, yeah, you are. Why would you do that? No, it was so fun. No wonder you were so skittish on all your answers, Sam. Just back and forth couldn't give me a. Yeah, a lot of Couldn't give me a real one. He's on a cartoon sometimes. Sometimes it's made up shit. Complicated man. He is a uh he's a complicated man.
SPEAKER_05Is mine hard?
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_05No. Uh is mine am I a man or yeah, am I a man? Yep. Yes. Am I over the age of 50?
SPEAKER_02You have to be discovered.
SPEAKER_05I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Does that mean? Do I just know everybody's age? What do we just think about? Yes? There's a major point in there's a major reason it's an ambiguous answer. Am I a real person? No.
SPEAKER_05No. Am I a cartoon? No. No. Am I a character in a book?
SPEAKER_03No. No.
SPEAKER_05Am I a character in a movie?
SPEAKER_03No. No.
SPEAKER_05I'm a not real man that has not been featured in any popular book, movie, or cartoon. Correct. There's one other avenue there. Am I a uh a a musician? Yes. You've said. I guess, yeah. You're right. Am I primarily primarily known as a musician? No.
SPEAKER_02How well do you know this person? As well as I know this person.
SPEAKER_03Pretty solid, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Is this is this a is this person uh is this fake person gained relevance recently, or is this a clas yeah, I guess it's a classic.
SPEAKER_02I mean, what would recent be?
SPEAKER_05Like within the past five years. No. No. Is this someone that your parents would know?
SPEAKER_03No. What an interesting question that was. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Um, this is kind of hard. Am I known for pop music? No. No. Am I known for rap? No. No. Am I known for country? No. No. Am I known for children's music?
SPEAKER_03You're not known for music. Does that save you that way? I just asked you.
SPEAKER_02We said no. You're not primarily known for music. Oh, okay. But you're a musician. But you do music occasionally. He doesn't know that part.
SPEAKER_05Am I am I an athlete? No.
SPEAKER_02In his eyes, yes.
SPEAKER_05In whose eyes?
SPEAKER_02Joe's? The person that you are.
SPEAKER_03But the answer is no.
SPEAKER_02Not known for being an athlete.
SPEAKER_05In the made-up person's mind, I am an athlete.
SPEAKER_03Correct. Um it's gonna bite you, and you're gonna be so pissed whenever you find out who it is.
SPEAKER_05What the f am I that if I'm not a car? Do I have a stage name? Yes. Yeah. Is that why is that why I'm um is that why I'm fake because I have a stage name? No.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_02You're missing a glaringly obvious reason.
SPEAKER_03You haven't asked.
SPEAKER_02You haven't asked.
SPEAKER_03You asked every other avenue except this one. TV, movies, books. You didn't ask TV shows.
SPEAKER_05Oh. Am I am I a TV show character? Sure. Yes. Am I portrayed by an actor? Yes.
unknownYou have to be.
SPEAKER_05You have to be if you're not a cartoonist. I I think I think I'm heading- I think I'm heading in the right direction.
SPEAKER_02Wait, hold on. How else would you portray someone on a show if there wasn't an actor, right?
SPEAKER_05Wait, an animal, maybe.
SPEAKER_02With that animal, you're gonna degrade that animal's body up there?
SPEAKER_05You ever see Airbud? You're gonna degrade that animal's one of the greatest athletes of our generation. Okay, is this does this person have a controversial past?
SPEAKER_03No. No. Okay. Are you asking about the person or the actor?
SPEAKER_05The actor.
SPEAKER_03No. Neither.
SPEAKER_05Do I do infomercials? No. No.
SPEAKER_04TV shows.
SPEAKER_05I'm assuming it has to be some sort of TV show related to building. Am I Tim Allen? No. No. Is it a comedy TV show I'm a part of?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Comedic relief.
SPEAKER_02A lot of comics on the show. No, I didn't. He's completely oblivious.
SPEAKER_05Am I do I also have an internet presence?
SPEAKER_03Yeah?
SPEAKER_05Am I really am I on a show with stand-up comedians? Yes. Am I ever on Kill Tony?
SPEAKER_03No. No.
SPEAKER_05Am I ever on any roast?
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_05No. Am I on a show that either of you watch?
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_05Okay, he hasn't watched a lot of shows. Not me.
SPEAKER_02I've watched it. I've watched it. I mean, I've watched all of it. I just don't you said watchers in present tense.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I don't currently watch it. I have watched it. I watch a lot of clips. It makes me giggle.
SPEAKER_04This is actually so hard.
SPEAKER_02No, it's not. You're just being stupid. You want to give up yet? No.
SPEAKER_04You want to get beat with that switch? He's still out there. Yeah, he's still out there. What could this be?
SPEAKER_05It's a show that he watches a lot of clips of. And it's a show that has not become relevant in the past five years, so it has to be older.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but you're like, remember, there's a gap like five years is not that long ago. You definitely watched it. Has it been did it gain relevance 10 years ago?
SPEAKER_03Sure.
SPEAKER_05Why not?
SPEAKER_03I don't know what that does for you. Is that I don't know.
SPEAKER_05I feel I feel lost at sea right now. Um you're just asking terrible questions. Am I am I on a major network? Yes. Yeah. Am I on Fox?
SPEAKER_03What does Ted do for you?
SPEAKER_05Am I on Fox?
SPEAKER_02Nor are you a Fox. Uh not even a Fox.
SPEAKER_05Which is the obvious message. Um I on my own ABC.
SPEAKER_02I actually don't even know anything about it. I don't even know what you're doing. No, I don't I don't think so, though. I think it's the last one.
SPEAKER_04I'm sorry, I'm making this so painful. I just are terrible questions.
SPEAKER_03Do you track TV shows by what network they're aired on instead of just using streaming platforms?
SPEAKER_05It's a lot easier. And even the streaming platforms, you still know their network. What? Like if they have reruns of an old NBC show or something.
SPEAKER_03Only you were watching. Do you just go on the streaming platform and type in old NBC show?
SPEAKER_05Well, no, I would go on Peacock where all the NBC shows. And this would come up. Come on! Um okay, let's think here. So running back through everything. I'm not a cartoon character. I'm a fake character, I'm a fictional character in a TV show that John watches a lot of clips of. John doesn't watch a ton of TV. I'm thinking something like Yellowstone, Game of Thrones, or you haven't even asked any questions about the stuff. Okay, am I am I on HBO?
SPEAKER_03No. No, you're asking about the platform. Ask about TV shows.
SPEAKER_05And I feel like everything he watches is on HBO. It doesn't make sense.
SPEAKER_03Virality, popularity, we've when we've watched it.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. You're missing one glimpse. Okay, how many stand-up comedians are on HBO shows? A lot. What?
SPEAKER_05There's a lot of stand-up comedians on HBO shows. Um let's see here. Am I Shane Gillis? No. No. Am I a character Shane Gillis plays?
SPEAKER_02No. Doesn't he play himself in the one show he's on? Yeah. And it's on Netflix. Tires. Yeah, he plays himself. Hey, Shane. Yeah. Is it actually well? Wait, wait, what? I didn't think he was gonna be this bad at this game.
SPEAKER_03I guess this is a tough one. These questions are terrible. I thought this one would be easier.
SPEAKER_02There's like so many directions you can go.
SPEAKER_03Maybe we just suck at this game.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. You guessed Martha Stewart. That was insane. That was an insane.
SPEAKER_03The reason I guess it is just from knowing you too well. That's just nuts. I blame you for that one.
SPEAKER_02He's not using that either, though. Like he's literally not even.
SPEAKER_05Does John want to f this man?
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_03No, wait, wait. No. But there was one time where you could have thought it.
SPEAKER_05Oh, I'm Ron Small and S. There it is.
SPEAKER_01Wait, what the hell is that?
SPEAKER_05Big man. You have his poster in the chat. That was so easy.
SPEAKER_02That was gonna give him a poster or something doesn't mean that you can't. You can sleep with weirdos.
SPEAKER_03You asked if Sam would sleep with this person, I said yes. And I thought he would have got it.
SPEAKER_01You guys are terrible. I asked, yeah, but I didn't, but he would sleep with you, Yeezy.
SPEAKER_02I wouldn't sleep with Ron Swanson. I know Ron Swanson. You suck. Give me an X one.
SPEAKER_05Take your pants off. I know more than you.
SPEAKER_03I don't know if peep was a good lady to stay in the. Yeah, no, no. Why?
SPEAKER_02That was excellent. We'll go to people.
SPEAKER_03It's supposed to be the winter.
SPEAKER_02That's the point. Alright. Hold
Snack Segment Little Debbie Roulette
SPEAKER_02on. Are we halfway through the show?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I need a snack before we get into the next segment. Please give me something good. You're gonna absolutely hate this. We have kombucha and pickles.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, no, we're yeah, we have been going pretty easy the past. Bring the bag over. Or actually, hold on. Wait, actually, Tucker can bring it back. Alright, here's what we'll do. I was in the grocery store this weekend. No, you weren't, you liar. Yeah, I was. You know the one I'm talking about?
SPEAKER_02It's a yeah, I do, because they had a lot of rats in the basement.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, well, you walk into any of those, and it looks like they're from like the 80s, all of them.
SPEAKER_02And I was walking all the way to like the literally everything.
SPEAKER_05I was walking down the cereal aisle and I was like, whoa, what is this? And they had a whole little Debbie's section, and it looked like it was straight out of the 80s, and I selected three snacks I've never tried before. I I didn't even know they existed, and they look like they're from the 80s. I don't think they've changed the counts of the packaging.
SPEAKER_03I can get already tried one of these before.
SPEAKER_02No, we haven't. I can get into this. Pop about Tucker. Let's see what we got. Okay, so you've never had a zebra cake.
SPEAKER_05That's not a zebra cake.
SPEAKER_02Oh.
SPEAKER_05It's a zebra cake roll. Then we have Devil Creams, so sweet, even the devil himself would be tempted to try one. And banana pudding. I am dramatically upset. Look at this packaging. This is the most like that.
SPEAKER_02Oh man. That's not Debbie. What are you doing? I don't know. Little Miss Debbie, what are you doing? That's sad. That just looks sad. I thought we were getting like something in the nut or butter world, like, or the honey buttons.
SPEAKER_05These are just strange. They just kind of piqued my curiosity.
SPEAKER_02You can ingest these strange sugar-filled.
SPEAKER_05Joe, he's all hungry for it over there. He's all ready to go.
SPEAKER_03That shit looks terrible. I'm not banana put in.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, oh yeah, my bad. It's not banana pudding. It's banana put in. As in put these in your mouth.
SPEAKER_02Well, never mind. The snacks. I guess we gotta eat them. Why don't we just try one? Okay, so this is like a mountain pie of banana. You only need to take a bite, yeah. Look how small it is. That's so sad. You remember like, you ever have an oatmeal cream pie as a kid? Those are elite. They were huge. This is this is think fast, Joe. This is itty bitty. Alright, we've got the banana pudding. It's a cream pie. It smells like banana. Would you like to read the ingredients list? Do you think there's anybody? I'd rather not. Bets on any banana being in this. There's definitely some banana in there. Corn syrup enriched bleach. Ribo. I can't even read these words. Riboflavin. Riboflavin. Riboflavin. Folic acid, palm and soybean oils with some TbH, Q, and citric acid flavor. Sugars water contains 2% less of each of the following. Whey milk, salt, leavening, baking soda, sodium phosphate, cornstarch, uh, sorp. There's no banana on here, boys. I figured not. I tasted it.
SPEAKER_03It tasted good, so that's how you know it's terrible for you.
SPEAKER_04Tasted it.
SPEAKER_03It was good. I'm not gonna need it anymore.
SPEAKER_05It wasn't bad. I've had worse. We might be on to something here. Why is it so dry?
SPEAKER_03I don't know. It wasn't as bad as some of the other shit we've had.
SPEAKER_02I'm wrong. Pool is always good for one of those. Something real average.
SPEAKER_03Let's let's unwrap the cream, the devil's cream.
SPEAKER_05I feel like we should save the devil's cream.
SPEAKER_02So zebra cakes are just they used to be elite. Now it's like a zebra and a and a hoho banged, and this thing came out. Yeah, they still sad.
SPEAKER_05Oh wow, that's kind of large. I think that's that's pretty moderate. I think it's huge. Like if you ever have a like a hostess ho-ho is like half the size of one of these. This is gigantic. Yeah, you're getting much more cake for your for your buck here. Why why'd they have to like put it in the roll though? In case you need to eat it on the go. Cheers, boys. We're just also drink. Wow, it peeled the whole.
SPEAKER_02Yikes. That one's bab. I'm not gonna lie. Am I out of my mind, or does it taste just like the banana one? It does. And the aftertaste from the banana one is just hanging.
SPEAKER_03The whatever ingredient was in that banana one is just stuck inside my mouth. You're not wrong. It's chalk. I have like a chalky taste. Like all the moisture was just taken from my mouth. It's like a permanent palate cleanser.
SPEAKER_02Alright, here we go. No, it's not. I feel like ginger is a permanent palate cleanser.
SPEAKER_05That just murders your taste buds. This is the one that drew my eye to this. Why are you at this store?
unknownHuh?
SPEAKER_05Why are you at this store? Oh, I've established with Ben I shop like a European. I go to the grocery store like four times a week.
SPEAKER_03Why'd you go to this one?
SPEAKER_05Oh, it's the closest one to my house.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_05There was one when I lived in the South Hills. There was one by us. Was there? They're making a brand new one next to it. I'm almost certain it's gonna be just like the 80s inside. There's no way it'll be a new one. Alright, and then this little uh cream pie here is the devil's cream. Careful, Joe. That's the devil's cream. They're all so bad.
SPEAKER_02Like holy shit. I can't breathe, dude. Come how it white thing bite that turns to powder in your mouth. Dude, it's just like stuck in my mouth. How is it turned to powder?
SPEAKER_01It literally completely disintegrates. Isn't that wild? Am I kidding?
SPEAKER_03I'm chewing it and I feel like it's getting more dry. It just turns to powder.
SPEAKER_05It's kind of like an It's like an oblong dry Oreo cake.
SPEAKER_02What happened to you? You were you were a beacon of hope for young children. I don't want to read it. You're a sign of joy. Maybe we gotta get some Moodle Debbie like on the let's get the honey bun. Let's get the vintage. We gotta get honey buns, some nutter butters.
SPEAKER_03What do you think's in that? Don't read it. I'm just like, it has to be. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02Joe, just look at the list of ingredients to make that little cake with two things.
SPEAKER_03There's just no way it does that in your mouth.
SPEAKER_02That's not right.
SPEAKER_03Can we remove those?
SPEAKER_02How do you feel now about the that snack segment? That was worse. That could be the worst snack segment we've ever had.
SPEAKER_05I definitely in front of the cameras that we've got to get rid of all this shit. I definitely don't feel like I was missing out on anything. My curiosity is satisfied, but I'm glad we uh glad we all tasted that here together.
SPEAKER_02I think the reason you've never tasted those, and by the way, I've never tasted any of them either, was that we were probably never supposed to taste them. No, it's just I think the universe was like, you guys should not eat these, but here you go.
SPEAKER_05The whole snack aisle was weird. The little Debbie's aisle was untouched. It was perfect. It was just like a relic of the. They filthy hands.
SPEAKER_02Amish donut. Uh, like like they're selling Amish donuts at the One um like like a plant farm, wherever what was it called where you can go like like nursery. So there's a nursery up up in like Newcastle, and they've got good plants, but they'll sell donuts as you're checking out. I'm talking you grab the plant out of the pot into your bag, grab the donut with the same hand, just the filth right there. Donuts are immaculate. I'll take the machine shit out of the way. That donuts delicious. Whatever's coming along with it, you just gotta like accept that it's it's coming and then go with it.
SPEAKER_03You guys want to do lawn
People Round Two With Deep Cuts
SPEAKER_03care?
SPEAKER_02I'm taking that over those all day long. Yeah, those are pretty rough. I like people.
SPEAKER_01Let's give another round for people.
SPEAKER_02Did we do one or two rounds of people? One. One I think we give her another round for people. That was fun. It's considerably more fun than we used to do. Oh, he's never gonna get that on a Monday morning. Maybe he might. I can't say. I believe the fifth.
SPEAKER_05Well, you gotta start, big guy. Uh am I am I a man? Yes.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Are you? Am I am I known for being in a TV show? Yes. Yeah. Am I known for being in anything else? Yes.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Am I in movies? Yes. Yeah. Lots of them. Am I an actor?
SPEAKER_03Yes. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Am I an actor that Joe loves? If Joe doesn't love this actor, Joe's gonna have to find a new job.
SPEAKER_03I love that actor.
SPEAKER_02You do love this actor. Everyone loves this actor.
SPEAKER_05I don't know how you hate this actor. Does John love this actor? Yeah. Is this actor in any Christopher Nolan movies?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_05No, he's not. Okay. I might have to see. Hold on.
SPEAKER_01No, he's not.
SPEAKER_05Where would it fair question? I don't know about that one, buddy. Has this actor been in any recent movies? Yes. I don't know. Yes. Yeah. Very recent. Was this actor? Was this actor in a movie that we have all seen together? Together? Yeah. We've watched two movies together ever. This would help narrow it down. The answer was yes. No. No.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_05I'm blown away at your own. Is this a younger actor? No.
SPEAKER_02Is this an actor over the age of 50? Why do you keep asking? We don't know. Yes, I think so. You have to know. What do you mean have to know?
SPEAKER_05I mean, you'll know if it's a good thing. Do you want to study actors' ages? No, but I could I could give a mean guess. That dude's like 60. He might be 40, but you take a guess. Which which Anthony Hopkins. No.
SPEAKER_02He's not eating brains of Baba B.
SPEAKER_05Am I an actor that has anything to do or do any of my performances have anything to do with building? Yes. Do I have a controversial past?
SPEAKER_02Yes.
unknownDoes he?
SPEAKER_05Do I play the best rendition of Santa Claus? Yeah. Debatable.
SPEAKER_03Yes. Yes.
SPEAKER_05After getting out of jail and making it big, did I take the money from the new TV show I was on to bail out the other guys that took the fall for me before I went to jail? Yes, I'm Tim Allen. You are Tim Allen. Let's go.
SPEAKER_02I was gonna say you already guessed this person earlier. Oh. Oh, yeah, you did.
SPEAKER_03I totally forgot about that one. Oh gosh, John next. Forgetting this, John.
SPEAKER_02Am I alive? No. No. Am I a male? Yes. So I'm a dead guy. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Why is that worth a giggle? That's two questions you said yes to most.
SPEAKER_03You asked two separate ones the way you put them together. It was just funny how you okay.
SPEAKER_02Did I die young? No. No.
SPEAKER_03What?
SPEAKER_02Did I die of natural causes? Did you?
SPEAKER_03No. What? Are you sure?
SPEAKER_05I don't know.
SPEAKER_03Actually. Maybe Google that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Probably. Why not?
SPEAKER_02Hmm. Did I die recently?
SPEAKER_04Uh definedly. Defined recently.
SPEAKER_02Last five years. Yes. Hmm. Am I in movies?
SPEAKER_03No, you didn't die naturally. Not natural causes. You were in movies. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Died of natural causes?
SPEAKER_03No, you did not.
SPEAKER_02And you were in movies. Was I in television as well?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Was my largest role ever as Tony Soprano?
SPEAKER_05No, but man, what a that would have been a wild version of sick.
SPEAKER_03I would pay to see that. That'd be crazy. I would have.
SPEAKER_02Huh. Damn it. I don't know a lot of dead actors. Uh, this would be way better in your category. Okay. I'm in movies and TV. Okay. Are any of my roles of blue collar esque?
SPEAKER_05Off the top of my head, I don't know, but probably.
SPEAKER_03Oh, wait, actually. Well. Not known for it. Good with their hands, though. Good with their hands.
SPEAKER_05Relax. Can I fight? Yeah, probably.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Am I known for fighting in my roles? I don't think. Not all.
SPEAKER_03Uh, it depends who you're portraying and if it's on camera or not.
SPEAKER_02Hmm. Am I an asshole?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, one might say, but at the same time, no. Do I have a bunch of brothers? I don't know off the top of my head. No. Huh. You're not Michael Jackson.
SPEAKER_02I'm not Alec Baldwin.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_02Alec Baldwin's alive.
SPEAKER_01He's alive. Didn't a Baldwin die? No, he's not.
SPEAKER_02He yeah, he killed someone. Yeah, that was unfortunate. My bad. Okay, I got that message. Uh okay. Am I American?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02All right. Uh. Do I have facial hair? No. Normally. No. I died of unnatural causes.
SPEAKER_05Why is that funny? Not not that you die. Every time I look at the name, I just can't help but giggle. You could use that as a clue if you want. The name makes you giggle. It's just ridiculous seeing you walk around with a hat with this name on.
SPEAKER_01Why is what?
SPEAKER_02That's so uh. I haven't narrowed anything down with these questions.
SPEAKER_03You gotta start asking broader questions, maybe to kind of re- uh You're going somewhere and then you kind of veered off.
SPEAKER_02Is the demographic of my body of work for adults or kids?
SPEAKER_03Adults. That's a great question.
SPEAKER_02That is a great question. Um I white?
SPEAKER_03No. No.
SPEAKER_02Hmm. Hmm. Okay. Golly. This is what sucks. I don't know. I don't like dead actors. Like, I don't.
SPEAKER_03You haven't asked anything else outside of the thing. Can I sing? Uh I wouldn't put it past the person if they could have.
SPEAKER_05That's not a You're not known for you. Was I known for singing?
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Did I was I I don't know.
SPEAKER_03You're almost there. Keep going.
unknownAnything.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you're moving the right direction. You're in the right direction.
SPEAKER_03You gotta just keep asking anything.
SPEAKER_02Um what do you mean ask anything?
SPEAKER_03Not pertaining to acting. Just keep going broader.
SPEAKER_04You need to spread your uh spread eager. Am I an athlete? Yeah, you were a former athlete, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Uh but I was okay. Was I a guest on? Am I an A-list celebrity?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yes. Yes. 100% years ago, yes.
SPEAKER_05Years ago, I wouldn't say you're you. 100% one of the most I don't think you're going down his history and say, that's that's an A-list celebrity right there.
SPEAKER_03Time person was alive in prime, A-less celebrity. Hmm.
unknownI don't know about all that.
SPEAKER_03But I'm dead.
SPEAKER_02Yes. Who's died recently? If I died, I died in the last five years. Yep. It's gonna be hard for you. I was an A-list celebrity. Yes, you were. And an athlete.
SPEAKER_03Don't listen to Paula.
SPEAKER_02Was I a pro was I primarily an athlete? Yes. Yeah. Uh did I play football?
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_02Shit. This doesn't help me at all. You're getting closer. I know, but I like I'm my brain doesn't cannot figure out who the hell.
SPEAKER_05Not a light bulb.
SPEAKER_03Did I win the Heisman?
SPEAKER_05Yep.
SPEAKER_02Yep. Did I go to USC?
SPEAKER_03No, no. Wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did I play for the Bills?
SPEAKER_02You did. Am I OJ Simpson? You are OK. Threw me off. First off, I don't think he ever sang, but you're wrong.
SPEAKER_03It wouldn't be surprised if I didn't know he died.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, he died. You can see in his eyes when I clicked, he's like, OJ's one of the most famous people ever.
SPEAKER_02He was definitely an alias.
SPEAKER_05He was the household name at the time. I just in general. I don't know, dude.
SPEAKER_03For people over probably like 35. Did he die of a drug overdose? Uh prostate cancer.
SPEAKER_05That's natural causes.
SPEAKER_03Prick. That threw me way off.
SPEAKER_02I'm trying to think of an athlete who died of drug overdose.
SPEAKER_03He had prostate cancer, but he also had probably a little carbonut on his side, you know, a little feet.
SPEAKER_02Maybe, but I was like, died of died of a I was thinking died of a drug overdose or got shot. So when you were like, I was literally thinking like Tupac. I honestly thought he OD'd, but yeah, I didn't. I was thinking like Tupac, and then I was like, well, we can bring it back because you said within the last five years, I was like, nope.
SPEAKER_03I guess I must have answered. Yeah, I guess it wasn't natural causes.
SPEAKER_02It was natural cause, yeah. All right, well, you know, I still got there, guys. And that was fun. You're screwed.
SPEAKER_03Am I Jake Paul? Pretty close. Pretty close? Oh yeah. No, no. Am I a male? You're not close. Yes.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_03Uh am I in the acting space? No. No. In the movie space? No. Am I an artist? Some would say.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, some would say, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Have I guessed this person today? No.
SPEAKER_04Yes. You don't listen. Joe never guessed guessed this person. Yes, he did.
SPEAKER_03Am I in the maker space?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03You had Tim Allen, though. Run the footage. He guessed it already. Am I Am I known for endorsing products? Yes. Not primarily, but that is something you can do.
SPEAKER_02Am I from Pittsburgh? No.
unknownFuck not Billy.
SPEAKER_02Not Billy.
unknownR.I.P.
SPEAKER_03I've guessed them. Who have I said today? Do I have a YouTube channel? Yes. Kind of. Do I build things on this YouTube channel?
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Sometimes you take them apart, too.
SPEAKER_04I guess.
SPEAKER_03Take it apart?
SPEAKER_04Sometimes.
SPEAKER_03Am I Tom Silva? Yeah. Alright. That was quick. Wow. I guessed him earlier. I know. I mean that was a great question.
SPEAKER_05That was good.
SPEAKER_02I don't think Tuck picked up on you asked that early. Did you know he did?
SPEAKER_05He guessed Tom Silva, he guessed Tim Allen.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I was thinking Tim Allen, but who did I guess before him? I guess I said Tom Silva, and you guys were just like, You said watch it. You're right. You're right. I don't know who else I guessed.
SPEAKER_02We were talking about Martha Stewart.
SPEAKER_03What is Tom Silva famous for? This old house. This old house. That's it. Didn't he used to be on this old house? We were on the maker.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we were on their shared channel, and I've been up there to Boston. Oh. Hung out with Kevin. Bad. You want to do one last round? Yeah, one last round. Bring on power tools.
unknownPower
Tool Round Sanding And Lawn Gear
unknowntools.
SPEAKER_02I think we gotta do power tools. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Specific tools. Do we have tools?
SPEAKER_02Do they have to they have to be power tools? They can just be any tools. Tools, right? Yeah, just bring go tools. My bad.
SPEAKER_03OJ Simpson.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that was a good one.
SPEAKER_03Juices loose. I wanted to say something with OJ Simpson.
SPEAKER_02I can't believe you didn't know you won the Heisman for USC.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I was I was getting lost. Yeah. You said USC, and for so I'm a big Reggie Bush fan. I went to Reggie Bush and I'm like, wait, it's not Reggie Bush. I forgot he went to USC too. Yeah, he was the uh Yeah, he was he was he was incredible. He was so good. Bill's legend. I don't I thought you would catch it when I said he was good with his hands.
SPEAKER_02I didn't have a lot of things. That's where I was like, yeah. These gloves don't fit.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. The most famous don't fit clip, probably ever.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it's actually that whole I'm sure you've gone down the conspiracy theory. I've watched a lot of documentaries about him.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Right. I can't believe you don't think he's an A-list celebrity.
SPEAKER_02I wouldn't classify him as like an A-list. I don't think he remembers. Like, you weren't alive.
SPEAKER_03Dude, he was in every house.
SPEAKER_02But the 90s, dude. Every commercial, every TV show. He was in movies. I feel like for you. He was as famous as Tom Brady is now.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Back in his day.
SPEAKER_03He 100% was. That big. Yes, dude. He was in everybody's house.
SPEAKER_02The entire reason Kanye's famous is because O.J. Simpson puts Kardashians on the map. No, he's gonna be. I don't know about all that. Holy shit. No, I'm kidding. But he uh you know uh that the the dad was his attorney. Yeah, Rob Kardashian.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03I can't see his name. Uh me.
SPEAKER_05Can you read mine?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Can you read mine? We know what it is.
SPEAKER_05John's is like about to fall off. Scoot it down. Oh, wait, never mind. There you go.
SPEAKER_03Alright, Joe's first. Am I a tool? Yeah. We've established it. Am I in the shop? Yep. Yep. Is it used often? Yeah, yeah. Burrow. Does Ryobi sell it? Yeah. Yeah. Do we like that Ryobi sold product?
SPEAKER_02No. No. That's a good question. A good question.
SPEAKER_03Does Milwaukee make a better version? A little bit. Does DeWalt make the best version?
SPEAKER_02No. No.
SPEAKER_03Is it a mechanics tool?
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_03Uh no. Can be. Is it lawn and garden? No. Is it plumbing? No. Is it electrical? No. HVAC? No. No. Any rapid fire question? Uh woodworking. Yeah. Hey, ding ding. Um does Sam use this tool often? Yes. Every day. Whenever we're building.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_03My table saw?
SPEAKER_02No. No.
SPEAKER_03My drill? No.
SPEAKER_02Good one though. There's like one left in that category. Am I a driver? Oh man. We're not nickel and diamond.
SPEAKER_03Am I red?
SPEAKER_02You can be. Brand's not going to help you here.
SPEAKER_03Okay. So the brand doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_02Every brand makes the tool.
SPEAKER_03What do we have that every brand makes? A lot. A lot.
SPEAKER_05It'd be like some grill.
SPEAKER_03Is it something you have to purchase over and over again?
SPEAKER_05You shouldn't have to.
SPEAKER_03Like it's not like a like I don't want to lack a better words, a consumable like a screw. No. No.
SPEAKER_02That's the exact words, actually, for that. So well done. Okay. Awesome.
SPEAKER_03From a tool though. Am I like a sort of wrench? No. Am I primarily used in woodworking? He's going backwards. He had himself.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, you were so close.
SPEAKER_03When was I close? No, no.
SPEAKER_02You can ask when you were close. Yes or no. Style.
SPEAKER_03Was I close when I was talking about Sam using it every day?
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. What do you use every day? Am I a laptop? No. We know he doesn't use his calendar. Tools that Sam uses every day. What do you like to use in the shop? We don't even build that often.
SPEAKER_02I don't know if Joy would be assimilated to this tool. Don't make any assumptions.
SPEAKER_03Are you the wide belt? Am I the wide belt sander? No.
SPEAKER_02Use that every day.
SPEAKER_03Am I a CNC? Am I the Thunder Laser?
SPEAKER_05You're gonna hate this when you find out what it is.
SPEAKER_03Am I like a chisel? No. Am I a vacuum?
SPEAKER_05That's a good question.
SPEAKER_02That was a good guess.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you're like eating all around. Do I have like a sucking power? Uh you can. You can be sucked. I can be sucked. Am I small enough to be sucked up by a vacuum?
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_03No. Can it chuck into something? No. No. It's a tool. You can consider a bit a tool, I guess. Who the hell is Chuck? I'm trying to think of stuff he uses every day. I'm kind of like foregoing my past questions.
SPEAKER_02Um Yeah, you're just rapid fire and stuck on one.
SPEAKER_03Am I used for cabinet making? Yeah. My clamp? No.
unknownMan.
SPEAKER_05I keep thinking you're gonna get it.
SPEAKER_03Oh, dude. I don't know. Like, what do you use every day when we're building? I'm not a drill. I'm not an impact.
SPEAKER_05Pretty much every day. It's not like a given. It doesn't have to be every day, but pretty often.
SPEAKER_03Dude, am I a miter saw?
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_03Circular saw?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_03Every brand makes it. Am I a screwdriver? No. No. How long am I?
SPEAKER_02Son of a bitch tightened up here. Where's my screw? Where's my Phillips?
SPEAKER_03Where's my super suit? Um does John like this tool?
SPEAKER_05No, I don't think most people.
SPEAKER_03Am I a tape measure?
SPEAKER_05No. I don't think most people like this tool. That's a good guess.
SPEAKER_03Am I a pencil?
SPEAKER_02I don't know. One question will give you a lot of clarity, but you're you're walking around it.
SPEAKER_03I'm walking around it because I I don't know what f question.
SPEAKER_05I was able to avoid the question. You've guessed everything but this. I don't know how you missed it. I don't am I a multi-tool?
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_01He does love a multi-tool though.
SPEAKER_03He grabs that thing way too often. Do I grab this tool often? Um when when when potentially do I need to be did I need to be shown how to use this tool?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, you probably yeah. But you could use it without being shown how. The planer?
SPEAKER_00He's like chainsaw.
SPEAKER_03I'm not used to is it a chainsaw? No. No. Um same despises chainsaw. Is it used more indoors or outdoors? Indoors. Does it have to be plugged in physically? It doesn't have to be. Sometimes they make something wireless, cord cordless of it, brushless. Or brushed only.
SPEAKER_05Either or.
SPEAKER_03I just wasn't curious. It's not gonna help. Um a bandsaw? No. How do you go from that question? Is it a handheld tool? Yes. Yes. That stumped me even more, man. We have thousands of power tools out there. This is such a such a good everyday tool. Such a good everyday tool. Is it a hammer? No. No. Is it a battery platform that's like the best for this tool?
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_03No. Dude, I have no idea. I don't even know what you're doing right now.
SPEAKER_02I'm just I've just had a lot of caffeine and I was just eating a bunch of little Debbies. I'm just losing my mind over here. You're gonna want to like think about a project and the things needed to build a project. I think I guessed them all. You did not, or you would have guessed this. It's a very integral tool. You didn't even touch like a whole back end of building things.
SPEAKER_03I'm not used for finishing, am I?
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_03Am I a spray gun? No. Finishing. Am I a paintbrush?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_03Dude, I'm I'm losing my mind right now. Paint brush every day is just with the battery in it? I don't know. I'm losing my mind. So I'm used for finishing.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Is it like pre or post? Is it during the spray booth? Program for the programs carefully. During the spray booth. Is it uh you can? There's a world where you can. Is it used more before the spray booth? Yes. Yes. My sander. Yes. Thank you. How upset are you? Pure fing disappointment. You went all around. I went to everywhere except the sander. But you said I had to be shown how to use it, and I was like, To do it right? Yeah, no, no, I did. I remember the first cutting board I ever made. I came back in. I was like, Sam, can you help me, man? Yeah. What's wrong? I'm like, I was using that Rotex and this thing's like a it's like an ocean. It's like it's a crater in here. It will take off the material.
SPEAKER_02Let me do an updown. 20 bush-ups. Alright, me next. Oh boy. Am I a power tool? Kinda.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Am I primarily powered?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Do I use a battery? Yeah. Sometimes. Do I use a plug? No. No. Is it handheld? Am I handheld? Part of it.
SPEAKER_03Part of it.
SPEAKER_02That's a wild one. That's gonna throw you off. I'm partially powered and handheld. Well, I said that sometimes you're battery powered.
SPEAKER_03Then yeah, you're partially held in the handheld.
SPEAKER_02The question isn't can I be powered? It's am I powered? Yeah.
SPEAKER_03You have to be powered.
SPEAKER_05You asked me you're powered with a battery, and I said sometimes. Yeah. You are powered.
SPEAKER_02You have to be powered by something. Do I personally like this tool?
SPEAKER_05I you you have liked it before. I could see you like it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, no, you you do. You do.
SPEAKER_05I could see you get real into this later in life.
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_02I could see you get real into it. Sam loved this tool.
SPEAKER_03I think you guys both had the same opinions on it.
SPEAKER_02Later in life, later in life for both of us. So it's not a it's not a battery-powered hand plane.
SPEAKER_03No, it's not.
SPEAKER_02Because Pula loves that tool. I do enjoy a nice battery-powered hand plane.
SPEAKER_00Hmm.
SPEAKER_02Am I best known for my mil the version Milwaukee makes of me?
SPEAKER_03No. No, I don't believe so. I don't know who makes the best.
SPEAKER_02Does Festal make one of me?
SPEAKER_05No, but thank God they don't.
SPEAKER_02They got a second mortgage to buy one. Am I already asking? Am I a hand tool?
SPEAKER_03Kinda. Partially. Partially, remember?
SPEAKER_02Part of it can be held in the hand.
SPEAKER_03Part of it has to be held in the hand. Don't listen to him.
SPEAKER_05Doesn't have to be.
SPEAKER_02It doesn't mean you need my hand to operate the tool.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it does. You need your hand to operate tools.
SPEAKER_02You need your hand to operate every tool.
SPEAKER_05Not all tools.
SPEAKER_03But with this partially, your hand has to Yeah. Can I can I be on a bench?
SPEAKER_02Oh, you can where you want.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Do I weigh less than 500 pounds? Yes. Yeah. Do I weigh less than 100 pounds?
SPEAKER_03I don't know. You might be. Yeah, definitely less. Definitely less. I mean, it depends though.
SPEAKER_02Could Sam pick me up?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Easily.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. You're definitely under 100 now that I think about it.
SPEAKER_02And you could pick me up? I could pick that tool up. Partially partially handheld mean. It would make it. Am I used in cabinet making? No. I hope not. No. No, no, you're not. No. No, no. Am I used in metal work? No. Mechanics work. No. Plumbing. No. No. Electrical.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_02H VAC.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_02Lawn and guarding.
SPEAKER_03Yes. Hmm.
SPEAKER_02I think he's there now.
SPEAKER_03Probably made it more confused. No, I think he's there.
SPEAKER_02The partially handheld part is the most baffling thing I've ever heard of.
SPEAKER_03It don't make so much sense once you guess it. It's either yes or no. It's not though.
SPEAKER_02Can I be ridden? No, no.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_02No. Can I be pushed? No. No. Can I be gas powered? Yes. Am I gas powered? You could be. Hmm. Do I whack things?
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_02No. Do I trim things?
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_01This partially handheld both of the things that you can do.
SPEAKER_03You're dancing it like how you're doing what I was doing. You gotta keep asking about Okay, so there's more to lawn and garden than just whacking and Well, we've got lawnmowers out.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you can't. I'm not a tractor. I'm not a push mower. I'm not a weed whacker. I'm not a hedge trimmer. I mean, am I an edger?
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_02No. Wouldn't ask you a question like that on camera. But Sam can pick me up. Yeah. Can you pick me up over your head?
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah. Not the whole thing.
SPEAKER_04Some of it would probably get the.
SPEAKER_03Do I own one? Uh you did. You used to.
SPEAKER_04Doesn't he still hack a leaf blower? Yeah, there you go.
SPEAKER_05You see the partially handheld now?
SPEAKER_01That's some bullshit. It's all handheld. That's a back. That's on your back. It's true.
SPEAKER_03You're not doing you're holding the same trick tell me it didn't have to be held in your hand.
SPEAKER_00Well, I mean, everything.
SPEAKER_05Alright. That would be a good punishment for a video. You have to go to your house, leaf blow without any hands. Imagine how foolish you would look.
SPEAKER_02You have to go just blow but you have to have the handless blow a parking lot.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Am I a tool that is related to woodworking? Yes. Okay. Am I powered? No. No. Am I a tool that's on the back wall? Yes. Yeah. Am I a tool that is used to remove wood? Am I a hand plane? No. Am I a chisel?
SPEAKER_02We're looking for a more specific.
SPEAKER_05Am I a uh timber chisel? Yes. Did you see it? No, but we only have two types of chisels back there. We only have the regular channel.
SPEAKER_02We have a mortis chisel. We have a dovetailed chisel. It was just like, yeah, that's a bad one. It's a slick. Uh but he he called it slick chisel instead of a timber slick. A really big chisel. Backpack blower. Wow. Well, gotta be honest.
Listener Voicemails And Wrap Up
SPEAKER_02That was considerably more fun than I thought it was gonna be. Got some wild stuff, some insane questions, specifically out of one person here. One person on the phone. Um, if you guys have any games or anything uh similar to this, let us know. Leave them down in the comments, or leave us a voicemail. We got a number pinned in the description for you guys. Um, do we have some for this week? Four voicemails?
SPEAKER_03Uh next week. We we we haven't had many.
SPEAKER_02Many? All right. Do we want to so we don't want to do a call to an after show? We don't have time to do that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, people weren't really. We've gotten a few, not as many as I would like. Okay.
SPEAKER_02So uh if you guys got any suggestions for us, feel free. Leave a voicemail or uh leave a comment on this video. The more voicemails you guys leave, we will launch an after show. Give you guys even more content, but you gotta bring the voicemails to us. Um, with all that, appreciate you. See you on the next episode.
SPEAKER_01Ha ha I got a piss.
