Ep 19 Pigeon Holed Podcast - Tigers

Welcome to episode 19 of the Pigeon Holed Podcast - The boys talk about getting water balloons thrown at them, finding porn stashes, writing jobs, Sonic the Hedgehog, movie logic and Tait talks about getting caught stealing when he was a kid.

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SPEAKER_01 0:00

Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back.

SPEAKER_00 0:03

What about all the other genders and fuck 'em? Yep. That's what I'm like. I don't know. I don't know them all. Nah, true. Yeah, I don't either.

SPEAKER_01 0:13

Ladies and gentlemen. I'm just trying to think what I'm supposed to say now. Folks. Folks. Fuckers. What up, you fucking. Um, we're back with another episode. I had an interesting thing last night. So I had a gig just down the road, and uh, I was walking down one of the guys who runs the show. I won't say his name because it'll implicate him in a crime.

SPEAKER_00 0:40

Wait, hold on. What what day was yesterday? Wednesday, so that's Port City. So Chris, gone.

SPEAKER_01 0:45

Yeah, so I'll have to edit that out. Um, so I'm walking down, and I see Felix who runs the show with Yeah, keep implicating, yeah. And then Christine, she's walking up as well. Yeah. And I was like, get closer to him, and I hear Chris go like, oh, it's okay, Tate knows how to fight. And I was like, what conversation are they having? Um, get closer, and I was like, what's going on? He's like, Man. Car's been driving down the strip, and they've been throwing water bombs at people.

SPEAKER_00 1:16

Oh, oh yeah, yeah. So I can't remember when it was, but the last time I was at Port City, I was just sat outside talking and a water bomb bounced off my leg. Did minimal like it was they were crap water bombs. Yeah. Because it did hit me, but it it bounced off and then just hit the other thing. But um, so fucking idiots, but yeah, so dickheads.

SPEAKER_01 1:39

So um one hit Chris, the giant South African man that he is, and then they sped off.

SPEAKER_00 1:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

And someone was like, Yeah, they're fucking throwing water bombs at everyone, they keep coming up and down. Then they came back, Chris walked over to the car and booted the back panel in. Nice, yeah, nice, massive dent in it, and then they fucking were like, What the fuck? Like, probably just thought he like banged the car to be like, get out of here, you bastards. And um, he was like a big dent in it. Um, and then fast forward to me meeting those guys, so I didn't see that part. You were that happened before I was there. Why did you meet them? Well, they were walking up the road, and that's when they were like, Tate knows how to fight.

SPEAKER_00 2:24

Oh, yeah, sorry, I think you meant the guys in the car.

SPEAKER_01 2:26

Yeah, yeah, yeah no, never a while. So then they come driving back after Chris has booted the car, right? Yeah, like probably like five minutes later, and it's like Chris is like, Oh, that's those guys, and they're driving past, and they were young kids, and they yelled out like fucking cocksucker. Um, and I was like, Chris doesn't do that anymore. But then, and then we like we're walking back, and I'm thinking to myself, we're just walking back. Those guys are gonna drive past us again with water boons, and then sure enough, I just get pelted in the back with a water balloon. I was lucky I had my like puffer jacket on because I'm cool, and um it the water snored. Yeah, no, a cheap Aussie disposal is one, and it just smashed on my back, but because it's like that material just tripped off, my leg got a little bit wet, but you know, that's fine. I'm pretty strong. But yeah, it was like I was like, what do we fucking expect? Was I said to him, like, so I'm gonna be involved in a drive-by now, and like 30 seconds later, it was like dunk in my back. I was like, ah, God, I was like, ah yeah, it was a water balloon, and then my legs all wet. At least it wasn't a gun. Yeah, that's I was thinking like that's the dumbest thing that we did was just be like, ah, well, ha ha hee hee, just walk along, and then like one of them just stops and stabs me, gets back in his car, you know, and just like, yeah, we really underplayed that. Yeah, so that was a lot of people. This is Australia though. Yeah, well, that's it's not London, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 3:49

Yeah, it's not America, or that yeah, because you're gonna get fucking shot. Um, they don't start with water balloons, yeah. Grenades.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

Um, to our American listeners, hello. Uh, but yeah, that was an interesting one before the gig. And Chris had to MC, so he was quite like rattled. A bit shaken. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:06

Um, that's funny. Chris Pachillo, that is.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

Uh I'm sure by the time this gets out, we've got so many in the bank that it's fucking well and truly he's probably gone through the courts and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 4:17

Probably. I also don't think like why why would he get in any trouble?

SPEAKER_01 4:21

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 4:22

Because it'll be it'll be captured on camera anyway, probably like in in this if they wanted to take it anywhere, but why would they? Because they're in the wrong, so they're not gonna report some guy for kicking the car. Yeah, because they were assaulting people.

SPEAKER_01 4:34

It's a perfect thing because back in the day, like, this is an odd story. My older brother's like four-ish years older than me. He used to have a backpack in the very corner of his room, and I was like, that's weird. Why does it have a lock on it when I was like eight? And I like scaled up there because I was a child up the very top of his corner, because he could reach it and I'd just like climb up it, and then it was just nudie magazines. So I would always look at it, and being a kid, I'd be like, I just gotta put it back up there, that's fine. Yeah, but obviously, I wouldn't put it in this exactly exactly that way, and it's not like my brother could walk out and be like, Who's been looking at my fucking porn?

SPEAKER_00 5:12

Yeah, so it was it was great.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

Like it's a same thing. Okay, there we go. Yeah, so you could I couldn't you get away with it every time, unless I had it like on the ground. Um, but yeah, it was one of those ones like last night, you do something wrong and then dub in someone else. Like, you just admitted to doing something illegal yourself.

SPEAKER_00 5:30

Yeah, you were being anti-social and then you got your comeuppance. Um, I thought you were gonna tell me that he just went over to the car and just punched the driver in the face. I probably wouldn't have said that if he did, because we literally would have been like, I'm like, look, he's a tall guy, too.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

Yeah, he's massive.

SPEAKER_00 5:45

He's like 6'4 or something, he's a fucking huge car.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

Yeah, so and he's got a big beard at the moment.

SPEAKER_00 5:50

And you're a kickboxer, so like the between the two of you, there's really no there's no good outcome for this car full of youths.

SPEAKER_01 5:57

I would have just stood there and got beaten up like when I did kickboxing. Come on, hit me. So Homer Simpson. Um, but yeah, it was that was very strange for the start of the gig. Yeah. Um Yeah, it's not the not the best start to a fucking thing, to be fair, but like glad I missed it. Yeah, it was strange. Um, anything been going on in your world? Any interesting things, factoids? What's been happening? I got something you might be interested in.

SPEAKER_00 6:28

I did actually I I got approached by a company um to do a writing gig, which I really hope comes to fruition because it's The Bible 2. Sorry, the Bible 2. Yeah, I'm gonna rewrite the Bible. This is the Bible. Oh no, this is for uh the guys who made like Cyberpunk, which is a game that I do really like.

SPEAKER_02 6:48

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:48

Uh they also make like The Witcher and a couple of other things, but I'm not really a Witcher guy, but I would become a Witcher guy for this job.

SPEAKER_01 6:55

I think The Witcher, is this video game? Yeah, I think The Witcher won, and I there's gonna be a lot of nerds yelling shit at me. I think that won like 600 awards or something.

SPEAKER_00 7:03

Yeah, probably I think I think the the series as a whole is regarded like really highly. I just I just never got around, you know it is phone, so many fucking games and like Cyberpunk. I think I put about 50 or 60 hours into, which isn't a lot for a game that size either. But it and it's so much fun, but it's like I've got other stuff I gotta do. But um, I I think I was talking to you about this. Like, I I wrote on a video game, what was it like last year? I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it would have been would have been oh, it was most of last year, actually. And initially, I was just like, Well, I don't know why I'm doing this, I don't like it, it's crap. And then about three weeks later on the phone to you, like, I actually fucking really like this job. This is a really cool job.

SPEAKER_01 7:41

I just got paid.

SPEAKER_00 7:44

They did pay very well for what I was doing, but like this, um, yeah, I was quite excited by this one. So I I applied for that yesterday. Uh so fingers crossed, probably won't get it.

SPEAKER_01 7:54

Just on topic, off topic, sorta. When those jobs pop up, where are you seeing them?

SPEAKER_00 7:59

Uh well, sometimes you'll see them on either career websites, whatever that I am like registered on for specifically for like writing jobs. But this one was sent to me by two different people that thought I would be a good fit for it because they were specifically looking for people who have done in-game like narrative writing and customer-facing stuff for like promotions and things. So I don't think it's for Cyberpunk or The Witcher because those games are you know, they're done, even though they do expansions and stuff and they're they're constantly doing like new stuff for it. I I I feel like it'll be for a new project, which is exciting if that's the type of shit that they used to make in.

SPEAKER_01 8:35

So it takes so long to make games, like fucking like what do you but surely don't work? It must be like a certain stage of the game where they're up to, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 8:46

Yeah, I'm not I'm not sure to be honest. Like, I I came on with Guild of Guardians in like the game was already made and developed pretty much. It was just in the I think about a month or two before launch. So a lot of my work was around the launch of the game, and then once the game was launched, it was writing new stuff for the actual game based on the the clock the custer players basically and what their feedback was, which I always think is amazing because when you and I were kids playing like fucking Tekken and Mario and shit like that, the game came out, and if the game sucked, it sucked.

SPEAKER_01 9:19

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:20

Whereas now, if the game sucks, a community goes, Fucking this game sucks, fix it, and then they fix it. Yeah, it's crazy. Then they and they I was gonna say they don't do that with anything else, but do you remember like the first iteration of the Sonic movie?

SPEAKER_02 9:33

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:34

Everyone was like, What the fuck is happening with his teeth? You've given him like people teeth. This is insane, and it when you look back at it too, you're like, Oh yeah, that is sweepy, horrendous, and then they changed it, and it was this fucking sensational blockbuster of a fucking movie.

SPEAKER_01 9:50

My um my mate told me that the insider sort of stuff for that. Oh shit, yeah, because not not for that, like sorry, but so I didn't know this. They make trailers first. Did you know that?

SPEAKER_00 10:04

Uh I didn't. I mean, I I know that because you've told me about this, but when you put it that way, it does make a lot of sense to to put something out there and kind of like garner the interest and the and the hype first, yeah, and also the the feedback because you put something out on YouTube, for example, and you see 3,000 people saying, like, why the fuck is you got a boyfriend?

SPEAKER_01 10:29

It's a call back to the last episode, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:31

Um the first green shirt episode. This is the second one, yeah. Um, but like uh say with like the the new Superman movie, yeah. Like I I watched that trailer and I did. I went straight to the comments to see if people were talking about his appearance because his appearance is super cartoony, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, I wonder if that would be a thing that people are really happy about, or if it's gonna be a thing that people are gonna be like, oh, this isn't how fucking James Gunn did it, and what was it, James Gunn? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This isn't like the darker sort of thing that we wanted that we got with with old Henry.

SPEAKER_01 11:01

Um but he yeah, he specifically made it for that cartoony style. Yeah, but there was a thing I believe in the trailer for that for so for Superman that they took out of the movie, right? Which was I believe there's a scene when they sort of turn on Superman as they always do, and someone picks up a can or a bottle and throws it and hits him in the back of the head, and he's like, ah, it's like he wouldn't react like that. It's Superman, like he doesn't like actually doesn't, I think, make a sound, he just goes like he moves his head, yeah. So it's like that should be like a gnat flying on him, yeah, it shouldn't even register. So they were like, Yeah, why Superman? And they were like, Oh, yep, our bad.

SPEAKER_00 11:42

Yeah, that is so so. Here's the thing, right? Whenever I see stuff like that, and like uh I took my son to see the Minecraft movie because he plays Minecraft. Well, he used to play it a lot, he doesn't really play it at all anymore. But he used to play it a lot, and he knows how that world works, and if there's any inconsistencies, like he notices them straight away, and he did, he picked I can't remember what they were, but he picked out a couple of things that he said were you know nothing like the game, and he also picked out a bunch of things who was like exactly like the game, so you could see like his appreciation for them. Yeah, so the people that make those things, I'm like, you should have more of an awareness of of what is true to the game than my fucking nine-year-old.

SPEAKER_01 12:25

Well, so my brother, uh, who you met, Stuart, he always said to me, he's like, one of my like perfect jobs I could possibly do would be to be a like army or military sort of like consultant in a field to be like, hey, just to let you know, that uniform's fucking wrong.

SPEAKER_00 12:45

Yeah, or that's they don't talk to each other like this, they don't hold their weapons like that. There is um there's a a lot of uh a lot of movies like uh Heat. Oh yeah. Apparently, Val Kilmer, the way he handles the weapons in Heat, people are like, that's fucking expert. Yeah, that's exactly how and I don't. This is the thing. Your brother, yeah, he would watch that and go, like, oh yeah, that's exactly how you reload that, and you know that kind of stuff. Whereas I watch it and go like gun bang. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:14

So that's the thing though, that I got my point was gonna be. So we watched, we actually saw um, I think it was a thumbnail for one of the alien like movies that were like, I think it was sort of sort of fan-made, sort of, and Blake Richardson was in it.

SPEAKER_00 13:32

Oh, yeah, I was like, that's fucking Blake.

SPEAKER_01 13:34

Yeah, so we started watching it.

SPEAKER_00 13:35

That's the war, the war one, right?

SPEAKER_01 13:37

It's just like a short movie, I think, like half an hour. Yeah, it's like still got like six or ten million views or something, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm watching it, just been like, Oh, this is interesting. My brother's like, I don't know those guns. And I was like, and he's completely taken out of it. Yeah, and I went, Yeah, yeah, true. I don't think they had aliens in it either.

SPEAKER_00 13:57

Like, come on, but that's the that's the thing, like you when you're watching is anything really that especially if it's based in I guess in science fiction or something, there's a thing that you will suspend your sort of your belief for, but then the other things that are are really grounded in reality, like you you haven't established these new rules or whatever, so things still have to work the way that we know that they work, and you also can't just have I guess for for your brother for Stuart, it would be like uh we you know the the military, everything else is is right, but they don't carry those rifles or like I I I get it with um what was the thing I was watching uh and I didn't notice any of it, and then I saw this like again, this fan base thing. I think it was I think it might have been like Vikings or something like that, and then people were pointing out these anachronisms, uh, these things that don't belong in that time period basically.

SPEAKER_01 14:49

But there's I'm never gonna get that. Since the cunt's got a fucking iPhone, I'm done. Like, yeah, yeah, like he pulls out a gun, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 14:56

Yeah, like we we get those ones, but they were talking about like the stitching in the clothing or the thing that this stuff was made from. Yeah, yeah, that stuff is like, you know, I get that the the level of consultancy to pick up on that stuff, that's gotta be expert level.

SPEAKER_01 15:11

I'm sure they talk about all of that stuff that they you know, the stitching and this and that, and they go, like, listen, we're gonna ruffle like two percent of feathers, 98% of people are happy, I'm not gonna notice who gives a fuck. Like it it is those sort of things, but like you know, you always want to do everything sort of right and you know, appease to everyone, but you you really you you just can't, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 15:34

Well, there's uh a TV series called Foil's War, which is um Foils. It was based in like World War One, yeah, it was set in World War One, and uh apparently the uh the production on that was so intensely like they wanted zero on-screen anachronisms, they wanted everything, even to the point where I'm told that filing cabinets in like the police station that weren't even going to be opened, yeah, had correct documentation in them from that period. Oh, stuff like that, like just an insane creating this yeah, world that was like just unshakable. Yeah, that's what which I think is really cool.

SPEAKER_01 16:11

Some things you cannot do though now.

SPEAKER_00 16:15

Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_01 16:16

So, and a little one is and I watched a uh a show not too long ago, and I also heard a director talk about this that and I I I can't remember what the show is, but it's an old school London fucking thing. Yeah, maybe watch one episode because I couldn't physically watch more of it because their teeth were so fucked. It was jarring.

SPEAKER_00 16:37

Genuinely seeing someone with fucked fucked teeth that are like look like they're rotten and gonna fall out, and it wasn't a part of the story was so fucking like but I I'm I'm the opposite with stuff like uh you know, you'll watch some period pieces and they have perfect teeth, and whilst that's big fake veneers, and that yeah, and that's what while that is attractive to see, and it's not you know, seeing it, you're like, no, that or like you know, you'll have some like homeless person in like night the early 1900s or whatever, yeah, and they've got like perfect teeth. You're like, no, that wouldn't be yeah, yeah, yeah. I I think there's gonna be a nice level, it can't be absolutely fuck fucked and it can't be like perfect, it's gross to look at, but like uh Cameron Diaz and uh Leonardo DiCaprio in Gangs in New York, I think they had some like makeup and prosthetics on because that you know they wouldn't have been perfect, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:39

That oh this is an odd thing to think about. I actually had this like brief chat with Xavier not too long ago. I can't remember what I was watching, and I was like these people just in this movie just started fucking, and it was one of those older fucking movies, and I was like, How often do they bathe? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it would have been disgusting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it was just a quickie and a thing, it's like and they're kissing and shit. It's like, yeah, was toothpaste even invented then? You know what I mean? Like, that's the thing that you think about, like, like, yeah, you shouldn't be thinking about it, but like it happened in the film and I was like, Oh, they don't there's no running water in this. Like, might have been taboo with like Tom Hardy, Tom Hardy, yeah. It's a great fucking series.

SPEAKER_00 18:28

Yeah, all the all of those kind of like period ones where you're like, Oh, this these guys have like a bath once every four weeks. Yeah, and periods exist, yeah, exactly like that.

SPEAKER_01 18:36

You know what I mean? There's a period piece for a reason. Like, yeah, that's fucked. Um, how do we get on to this? I don't know. But I I was gonna say something. Oh, the job thing, yeah. There we go. Yeah, well, hope you hear back soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, do you I remember I think you were talking about stealing uh Love's theft when Oscar was young?

SPEAKER_00 18:57

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

And you were like a few times. I was encouraging it. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:01

You gotta do it now because you know you're not gonna get in trouble for it now. You do it later on, you're fucked.

SPEAKER_01 19:05

But a few times you said that you just chucked stuff in the bottom of the stroller so you couldn't, you know, you had your fucking hands full. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:11

So you'd walk out and be like, Yeah, fuck. And then you gotta decide, can I be asked going back in?

SPEAKER_01 19:15

So yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:17

My so if it's Woolworths, the answer is no, sorry, billions of dollars fucking Yeah, fuck him.

SPEAKER_01 19:22

So I was chatting to my old literally all of a week ago um ex-hous mate now. Um, and I was he was talking about like, yeah, I accidentally stole this and this. He's like, and we were just chat talking about stealing, yeah. And I was like, I can't remember the last time I stole something, like you know, specifically, but then probably a good thing, but I remember the first time I stole something. Oh this is a insane story. This is gonna be like, you know, when we go back through the the archives of this thing, but take a fucking piece of shit.

SPEAKER_00 19:56

Like that last fucking story about the fake baby, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:01

Uh unfortunately, this one's I think is this worse? I think fuck off. Here we go, strap in. Let the fans decide. Let's go. So I'm like six or seven, yeah, right? We used to have this thing at obviously in Australia with the Commonwealth Bank and it was called Dollar Mites, and the whole idea was an incentive for you to bring a little wallet to school and you'd fill it out with the paperwork and you'd bring your pocket money in and it would go into the bank. And that's how banks got new customers. Yeah, because they would start with you. Conditioning you're very fucking smart.

SPEAKER_00 20:39

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:41

One day I brought mine in and the teacher was like, I had to run back from class. Something happened. We're talking very long ago, like nearly 30 years ago. What did you say six, seven years old? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Young. Like maybe prep or grand one. So I had that and I had to I remember I didn't put it in, and the teacher was like, You just go back inside and do it. And they were literally just on the table. And I put it on, and I was just like, I wonder if I just and there was like because we were kids, it was always like 20 cents, and it was literally nothing that we're putting in. But there was one kid, and his parents owned a like a retrovision, yeah, like the electrical store, and they were really well off. And I was just like, I think I stole like maybe two dollars, but it was like in 10 cent pieces, so it was just like so much. And when wearing you down, and like I had it in my pocket, and I was walking. Yeah, and my brother was at the he's like, Where'd you get that money? Stuart, and I was like, Nowhere, and he was like, Where'd you get that money? And I was like, I took it out of the thingy. He's like, Give me some, and we were fighting over it. And then a teacher was doing like you know, when like you're waiting for the bus, there's like a teacher that has to be like in charge of the kids. And go on the road. He came over and he was my teacher. And he was like, What are you doing? And my brother panicked and was like, take store money. And I was like, I was like a little kid and panicked myself. He's like, Where'd you get that from? And I was like, uh the um from the desk. Like from the the dolomites thing from he's like, ah, you can't do that. Mum got, you know, called up to nothing really happened.

SPEAKER_00 22:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:30

Right.

SPEAKER_00 22:31

What can this is my point? What can happen at that age?

SPEAKER_01 22:33

Yeah. I will mention this. The kid that I stole from had one leg. Oh. He had a prosthetic leg. His name was Xavier. Retrovision? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 22:47

Did you make both of those names up? Because Xavier wasn't his name, was he?

SPEAKER_01 22:50

Yeah, no, no, he's his name was definitely Xavier. Okay. He was like a really good sportsman for one-legged. Um top, skip, jump. And um he, yeah, I remember it was definitely from him. I still remember it because it was like a lot of money, and every week I saw him put a lot of money in there. But this is the kicker. That teacher told my mum that I took the money out of his desk that it was his money, and told my mum that more money had gone missing. And I remember he like swindled my mum for like 20 bucks. No, and same thing as before, admitting to a crime, you know, it's the move and the pawn. Like, I was like, but I I didn't your your teacher conned your mum out of money.

SPEAKER_00 23:42

Smart. Because you how is this the story that's gonna make you look like a psycho?

SPEAKER_01 23:46

I don't know. Well, I mean, stealing from a disabled kid's not great, but I was six, not bad though, like to be honest, six years old.

SPEAKER_00 23:54

I've I've told you about the disabled kid that was at my school, I think. Have I? The one that you murdered? No, I don't know. Yeah, but I mean you can get you it's not it, no one cares if you murder a kid at that age. No, we had it, we had a kid um at our school that they basically introduced to us in I think year seven or eight or something, so he's like 13 years old, 12 years old, something like that. Like a Cajun? This is one of them, they may as well have, right? Because they had a special assembly to warn us about him. A special assembly, yeah, because of his appearance. He was like Benjamin Button's.

SPEAKER_01 24:27

You've seen the elephant man, it was Jeff.

SPEAKER_00 24:30

Honestly, it was not his name was Zabby. It wasn't far off, though, because he was like he he was sort of bat aging very rapidly and he looked like an old man. So we all thought he was um You went to school with Benjamin Button. Essentially, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they said that he's uh I'll never forget this because this is one of the worst and yet funniest things to me still. Um during this assembly, I'm sat there with my friend Stephen, and um they're talking about Zabby, and they say that he has a life expectancy of uh I think it was 18. And then my friend Steven just nudged me and goes, Yeah, because at 18 they're gonna let a tiger out in his house. Exactly. That's what I did. So I just fucking they say that well, our head teacher says that, and I just start fucking laughing my ass off, uh, and obviously get in a fair amount of trouble because they think I'm just laughing at the fact that he's gonna die. It's like I was laughing at the tiger thing, still one of the funniest fucking things ever. I talk about him in in my in my stand-up because Steven was the same kid who told me that a vasectomy is when they change the tubes around so that when you piss it's come. That's him, that's a true story. That came from him.

SPEAKER_01 25:38

Are you friends with Steven still?

SPEAKER_00 25:40

No, I think he's he's probably in jail or some shit. A lot of kids I went to school with are in prison. He led a tiger out in someone's house. Yeah, that is but Zabby was a piece of shit. Zabby was a little pro a little cunt, he was a fucking horrible, horrible person. Really? Yeah, but you have to be nice to him because he was, you know, dying, I guess. And he I don't know what the condition was. Good thing is he's dead now. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:00

No, it is and you don't have to talk good about him. There's a callback to the last episode again.

SPEAKER_00 26:04

Well, yeah, but isn't it we shouldn't speak ill of the dead? Fuck him. Yeah, no, fuck him though. Yeah, he was such a prick. He was a price. He used to do the shot put with a tennis ball and it used to drive us all fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_01 26:14

Imagine the bounce on it. Exactly. It's like this is a bounce 20 meters, mate.

SPEAKER_00 26:17

This isn't fair. This is not fair. We're all fucking underdeveloped as well. This is crazy.

SPEAKER_01 26:22

We're all technically disabled somewhere.

SPEAKER_00 26:24

I don't have puberty. Oh man, I hated that kid.

SPEAKER_01 26:27

If anything, this guy's maturing too fast. Exactly. He should be competing in college in the Olympics. Yeah, fuck.

SPEAKER_00 26:34

Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:35

That's yeah, that is it. Let a tiger out. It's the name of the episode. Um that's pretty much this episode then.

SPEAKER_00 26:42

Sweet. Yeah. All right.

SPEAKER_01 26:44

Thanks, folks. Thank you so much. Keep your um your uh what's it called? Voice notes. Oh yeah, yeah, go on. Um yeah, that's pretty much about it. Yeah. You've already found us. You don't have to follow us because you assume you follow us already. Just give the good word to everyone else.

SPEAKER_00 27:00

Do you want me to beatbox on the way out of this?

SPEAKER_01 27:02

Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_00 27:03

Boom boom boom boom boom.