Ep 21 Pigeon Holed Podcast - Remember to lie

Welcome to episode 21 of the Pigeon Holed Podcast - The boys talk about Mr. Big clothes, shoes, Tait’s first pro weekend at the lounge and David is also on the show! A Run down on the theatre show they both did over the weekend,   WA comedy vs the rest of Australia, Battlefield 6, asking questions that you’re not ready for the answer for and much more. 

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SPEAKER_00 0:00

Alright, we back.

SPEAKER_01 0:00

We back. We're back in blue, the boys in blue. That's it. I think last episode we were the boys in green, weren't we?

SPEAKER_00 0:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:07

Was it last one?

SPEAKER_00 0:08

Yeah, we were.

SPEAKER_01 0:09

I think that maybe the episode before it we were the boys in green, but then you were smart and changed. And I did not. We recorded back-to-back episodes. Sometimes we changed t-shirts. You know, with sponsors on them and stuff. This week brought to you by Umbro.

SPEAKER_00 0:24

This week brought to you by not Umbro, no one always Umbro. Mr. Big from Target.

SPEAKER_01 0:29

Mr. Big, not Mr. Big for long.

SPEAKER_00 0:31

It's um it is funny how like they they need to classify. They could just have a a range that went up to whatever five, six, seven, eight, ten XL. But when you're a big fat monster, they're like, nah nah nah nah nah nah you're not with us, yeah. You get your own area.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

Yeah, you're in another part of the shop.

SPEAKER_00 0:51

Yeah, it's like I don't know if you need to do that.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

You can go waddle over there to the Mr. Big section. Big's got six eyes in it.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

Yeah, it's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

It's like what's that? What's that? I don't know if they have it here actually, but um my my friend in England was like seven foot tall and he used to shop at Big and Tall. It was called Big and Tall.

SPEAKER_00 1:10

Yeah, it's big in the US, I believe.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

Yeah, it's like I mean, yeah, but couldn't you just have that in a normal shop? But just as you said, just like have larger size, don't stop at like extra large.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

It is, I do understand why companies don't want to have big fat sizes because same price with the same price, but it's three times the material.

SPEAKER_01 1:34

I've always thought this, but then fuck them because as as a father, I will go out and buy myself some trainers and they might be say like 200, right? And then I'll see the same ones for my son, and I'm talking like the baby shoes as well, the baby shoes, and I'm like 160. Yeah, like how when you could make eight of these with one of my shoes, yeah. That's fucking insane. That doesn't make any sense.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

And I I worked at a place that sold boots and stuff like that, because they go up to size three, which is like kids' bigger size, a size three, and then it becomes adults. That size, a lot of women can still fit into that because it's just you know, it's it's a very it's big for a kid, small for a lady.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

Women and hoofed animals, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:24

Yeah, and um they would be like, Oh, I'm gonna buy this because it's a hundred dollars cheaper. So blunstone boots, for example. But you would go, like, yeah, yeah, just to let you know, the glue that they use, the rubber that they use, the leather that they use is all like inferior compared to the adults. Yeah, and they're like, what? And I'm like, Yeah, kids are meant to grow out of these and then they get chucked in the bin and they break, they kick rocks.

SPEAKER_01 2:48

Also, kids that are fitting into these shoes probably weigh like fucking 30 kilos. Yeah, they're not going through the same amount. Yeah, that makes sense. That does make sense.

SPEAKER_00 2:56

I must admit, any woman that sort of fits into those shoes probably did weigh 30 kilos, to be fair. Yeah, that's a good point, actually. Um, I learned a lot from people with their shoes. One of the weirdest things is selling boots and stuff like that. People would look at me and they'd be like, How are they supposed to fit? And I'm like, mainly on your feet. Like, how are they supposed to fit? How you're a you're a 30, 40, 50 year old person. It's like, well, are they crushing your toes? Yeah, they are.

unknown 3:25

Well, that's bad.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

Oh, how like when they're on and they're going, like, are they supposed to fit?

SPEAKER_00 3:29

Oh, like it's like snug. Like if your foot is uh rolling around and it's clearly wrong. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:36

Um, but yeah, people are just supposed to squash together are also probably an issue.

SPEAKER_00 3:40

I've seen women genuinely be like, oh no, I'm a size, let's say five, and it's like, no, you're a size six, and they're like, no, no, no, I'm a size. I can't remember what the show. I think maybe it was married with kids or married with children.

SPEAKER_01 3:55

Married with children when he's a shoe, because he is a shoe.

SPEAKER_00 3:57

It's seriously like that. And people are like, Can you help me put these on? And I'm like, nah.

SPEAKER_01 4:02

I think one of the one of the earliest episodes, I might be wrong here, maybe it's just one of the ones that I saw first and remembered, but almost one of the earliest episodes is Al trying to help some enormous woman, because obviously very un PC back then. Enormous woman into what she said was her size. And he's like, I wouldn't be able to get that in with like a tie.

SPEAKER_00 4:21

Yeah, it's it that happens. I would see because like Blunstone boots and stuff like that, you need to be fairly agile to put them on. They're not just a you kick them and your foot slides in like a skate shoe or something like that. And wrench them in. Yeah, and I would get morbidly obese people, and they would be like, Oh, like, do they loosen up? And I'm like, they do, mate, but not how you're thinking, like, unless we get like a grinder and cut the back off.

SPEAKER_01 4:47

I it upsets me because I know you wouldn't have said it like that, but I wish you would. They do, mate, but fucking hell.

SPEAKER_00 4:54

Yeah, it was uh it was very strange. And the biggest one for me is like you're a parent, you'd come in and just be like, Can you fit shoes for my son? And I I'd towards the end of my thing, I'd just be like, No, no, no, like you you can. Like, I will give you the sizes and you can get on your hands and knees and do that. I'm not and they're like, Where's his toe supposed to be? I'm like, You see how he's wearing shoes that he came in with them? What did you do then? Like, it's like, how much should I have this and that? And I'm like, Well, realistically, lady, when do you want to buy this little prick a new pair? Yeah, so if you're getting them too big, fucking great. He's gonna have six, twelve months, two years, I don't know how quick that little bastard's gonna grow. But if you're getting them tight, you could be back in three months. Like, come on. I'm like, I'm not here. I mean, people would be like, that's your job, but no.

SPEAKER_01 5:45

No, I don't think it is in that sense, because like it I I'm sure there'd be plenty of people where if you if you got their kid a pair of shoes and they were real snug and they had to come back in like three or four months because he'd grown out of them, they'd blame you.

SPEAKER_00 5:58

Yeah, for sure. For sure.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

But then at the same time, if you give them to them too big and they're like fucking flopping around and he's getting blisters, that's your fault. Kids, I think, yeah, don't fucking just go you you decide, your kid.

SPEAKER_00 6:10

Kids are genuinely so hard to like do sizing and stuff because they they don't know, they they don't have a reference point. They're just like, is it comfortable? And they're like, yeah, and then they're like yanking them off that you can be like, yeah, they're way too tight, even for a child, or they're flopping around like clown shoes.

SPEAKER_01 6:27

Yeah, but again, like when I get Oscar shoes, I just feel his feet, yeah, and like squeeze the sides and all that, and then just get him to walk around.

SPEAKER_00 6:35

And then if they're uncomfortable, he'll say, Yeah, some of them are just like don't say shit because like I'm around. Oh, they get like obviously there's a lot of shy children and they just don't like they're like, yep, yep, yep. Or some of some parents are fantastic and they'll do the whole thing. They're like, they're on their hands and knees, putting their fingers down the side, doing this, doing it. Well, that's my job. Yeah, yeah, and I'm just like, I don't know, I'm getting $32 an hour. Like, even though it's good money, obviously, to sling in boots, yeah, but also too at the same time.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

It's like I don't expect you to be fingering my child's fucking shoes.

SPEAKER_00 7:08

Well, nor should I. Um, we got some good news. We're officially on the lounge this weekend. Yeah, we're on together. Yeah, I'm very excited about that.

SPEAKER_01 7:17

I'm glad I'm doing your first weekend there.

SPEAKER_00 7:19

Yep. Um, which is pretty cool. So we got five shows from Friday to Saturday. Um, I'm interested to see how the the five o'clock one goes on that Saturday.

SPEAKER_01 7:31

Oh, on the Saturday. It's um it sounds like it should be a shitter, but it typically is quite good.

SPEAKER_00 7:37

Yeah, sweet.

SPEAKER_01 7:38

They used to do like we used to have a five, seven, and nine on a Friday, and then a five, seven, and nine on a Saturday. So we had six, which is obviously you know, six shows in two days is fucking awesome. Um, but that Friday one would just be a bit quieter because most people would roll straight out of work into a show, yeah. And it was like, yeah, not the best. That is a bit of a tough one. Um, but that said, had plenty of those where they were fucking bangers as well.

SPEAKER_00 8:03

So yeah, I'm following you as well. So um if you absolutely destroy and I die, it's David's fault that I'm never there ever again.

SPEAKER_01 8:12

You'll be fine. You'll be fine, you'll crush. It's gonna be great. That theatre we did as well at the award. Was that last weekend? No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Last weekend. That was a fun one. We did a theatre in Bunbury, a small theatre, but it was fucking excellent. That was really cool.

SPEAKER_00 8:26

Well, that was the funny thing. Like, I made sure to write in my Instagram post, like, you know, 200 plus audience sold out. Um, and credit to Xavier Susai for putting on a fantastic show, but it's also a bit of like a flex for like other people looking at it, but like Melbourne more comics and stuff, because you kind of get stuck in your ways over there in terms of being like, oh, good rooms, like 20, 30 people. That's actually a great room for open mic and stuff, and it's just like there's more out there.

SPEAKER_01 8:58

Yeah, I think like a lot of people here, and we know plenty of them as well, that take what we have for granted, too. That's why, well, probably one of the reasons why I think it's good to just go all to all the other places and see what is on offer and what they've got and what their like their norm is. Because how many open micers do you know that have got that have been open micers here and then gone to Melbourne and then been like, oh my god, it's terrible over here. No one comes to the shows. You're like, Yeah, could have told you.

SPEAKER_00 9:27

Yeah, it is. I I've I I sing that from the fucking rooftops. When I come back here, and everyone that even disparages Perth for a little bit, I'm like, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you know what it's like to perform in front of two people that do not care about the show and they were eating food and then all of a sudden a comedy show broke out in front of them?

SPEAKER_01 9:50

As opposed to an open mic on a Tuesday with like 80 people in it.

SPEAKER_00 9:53

Yeah, and you know, and we get sort of uh desensitized to, you know, big crowds here. Um which is crazy because the majority of comedy is always hustling, small crowds, it's tough.

SPEAKER_01 10:10

Yeah, I think it's really good to do both, and you can easily do both here because there are plenty of shows throughout the week in Perth that will also have fucking ten people at them.

SPEAKER_00 10:20

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um it's weird though that they they seem to go through a bit of waves though. Like one week you might actually get like a decent crowd. Yeah, even at that one that might have 10, 15 people, um, and all of a sudden one week you get like 50. But whereas Melbourne just always seems to be like 10 is the equivalent of 50. Yeah, if that makes sense. So yeah, it's um but as you said, it's worth doing comedy absolutely everywhere because the things that I've learned from smaller crowds is huge. Huge. I learned that I'm not funny. Um but yeah, that's that's all we're gonna do.

SPEAKER_01 10:57

I think if you can just get up there and and not get so fucking visibly shaken that you can actually do something, not necessarily like your material that you would do to maybe like a couple of hundred people, because that's very it's a very different type of show, but like if you can get up there and just kind of like chat and be funny and charming or whatever, like that's a win. A big fucking win.

SPEAKER_00 11:17

Yeah, and you literally watch people get up there the entire time and just struggle from the start to the finish. And they do their normal set that you can see that works in other places, and it's like you haven't distinguished that this isn't the room for it. Like you have to like pretend like you're coming up with stuff on the spot and talk to the audience a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 11:40

Yeah, or at least disguise the jokes is like conversation with them. But yeah, little fuckers.

SPEAKER_00 11:45

It is tough. It's just fucking comedy, is yeah, but that was a good one.

SPEAKER_01 11:48

I am looking forward very much looking forward to the weekend. Um and then what else has been happening? Oh man, I tried Battlefield 6 this week. The beta for Battlefield 6 came out and it was rat shit, so I deleted it in about half an hour, and that's that's been it, that's all I've done.

SPEAKER_00 12:07

I um I recently just got my brother a job through one of my friends, um, and he started that on Monday, and it was a long process, it's pretty like it's high-paying job, um white collar stuff, and from the start, it started as a joke, and I was like, You'll buy me a PS5, and he was like, Yeah, yeah, whatever. Because he never thought he'd get the job. Yeah, and then as it went on, like went through the next stage and the next stage, and I'm like doubled down on it. I'm like, no, I'm serious, you'll buy me a PS5 once I knew like what the contract was and this and that. And then yeah, he he got the job, and then I was like, he's like, Yeah, just buy the PS5 and I'll send you the money. Yeah, nice.

SPEAKER_01 12:52

Like, yes, you're not gonna buy it here though, are you?

SPEAKER_00 12:54

No, there's no like it'll just cost me an arm and a leg to bring it back home. Yeah, yeah. So I probably I don't know if we've actually said this. I know I've said I'm going to Canada.

SPEAKER_01 13:03

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:03

I don't know if I've said that I'm actually going back to Victoria.

SPEAKER_01 13:07

Uh no. No. No. Well, I mean, it's that we I know, obviously.

SPEAKER_00 13:11

But I mean, yeah. For the listeners.

SPEAKER_01 13:13

For the listeners, yeah. So you're going back to Victoria for what, like a month or something? Seven weeks. Oh, okay, longer than that. Yeah, and then then Canada. And Canada's like an indeterminate amount of time right now, isn't it?

SPEAKER_00 13:27

It is, yeah. I'm trying to work out actually what I want to do. I got free accommodation in Vancouver, so um go over there, do some comedy. But I know it's gonna be the comedy's gonna be tough, realistically.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

It's gonna be again back to Perth. It's gonna be tough compared to here.

SPEAKER_00 13:47

There was very similar to Melbourne. I'm glad that I've done a few gigs in Melbourne now to be like, oh, this is just what comedy's like in a big city, even though Vancouver's not really a big city, actually. Um but yeah, I I look forward to it. Um try and get on some pro rooms at yuck yucks and stuff like that. Reach out, seeing as I've done pro rooms over here. Um I think. Yeah, I mean besides Oasis. Oh, yeah. Um but yeah, I I woke up this morning like, oh fuck, you're gonna like this is when you're just gonna eat it on the over the weekend, like this is when it finally happens. And then I was like, you did the Ben Cousins gig to a sold-out show on a Tuesday and did very well. Also, I I think that would have been harder.

SPEAKER_01 14:40

Yeah, Tuesday might have been like I'm I'm like obviously I wasn't there, but I'm fairly certain that that type of audience would have been harder than the ones that we're gonna get the weekends. The ones at the weekends come for comedy, those guys came for like a Ben Cousins fucking extravaganza talk, TED talk type thing. Like it's a big difference. Um you'd be surprised, or you won't be, people would be surprised with the how ticket pricing can affect the type of people that come to the shows. Yep. Like these are twice as much as any other fucking show in Perth, like the Comedy Lounge ticket prices. So when people come to those shows, for the most part, they are fucking invested, they want you to do well, they want a good time. Yeah, like it's for it's not like the we talk about the gong show sometimes. The whole purpose of that is for people to hold up panels and make you feel bad because they get the power. That's what that show is, and it's I don't know, maybe $30 a ticket or something like that. But these guys are paying like $50 and up for the pro shows. Big difference, huge difference. They want it to go well.

SPEAKER_00 15:47

Yeah, well, I mean, hopefully, um I'm doing the same material that's been going well everywhere else, so it would be weird if it did randomly fall off so far. Yeah. Um it would be down to my like performance, I guess. But I don't know. We just did a gig to over 200 people on the weekend.

SPEAKER_01 16:05

Yeah, smashed it.

SPEAKER_00 16:07

So it's comedy. Yeah, we've got Tori on as well, which is the MC, which is nice. You worked with him plenty of times. And then Big Tahir. Big Pizza Boy. Yeah, Fat Pizza. I don't know. He just goes by Tahir, doesn't even go last name. I guess it's probably hard to pronounce, maybe compared to the Australians, and he was like, ah, just call me Tahir.

SPEAKER_01 16:34

He um he was doing that comedy cartel stuff, wasn't he, with Joe?

SPEAKER_00 16:37

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:37

I think he was travelling around doing those.

SPEAKER_00 16:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:40

Um I've never worked with him, um, but I I understand he's an absolute fucking monster.

SPEAKER_00 16:46

Yeah, I can see that. If he's headlining for like 25, 30 minutes or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 16:52

Or even just putting on his own show. Like he because he's doing a show at the lounge as well.

SPEAKER_00 16:55

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_01 16:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:57

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 16:57

I think on the Sunday he's doing his own show.

SPEAKER_00 17:01

Interesting. I didn't know that. That's cool.

SPEAKER_01 17:04

He is a beast. Yes. What else? What else has been going on in the world? We've got comedy, we've got shit video games, you're getting a PS5. Kids like to have their shoes put on by you. That's weird. Strange.

SPEAKER_00 17:18

Um, not a whole lot, to be fair. I had a couple of people reach out about like um funny about the, I think in a couple of episodes ago, about the pregnancy, you know, me pointing out pregnancy at the gig and they're like, Oh, I did that once, and it went pear-shaped, and I was like, ugh. Um, but I I think I I had one of those moments you have you ever asked a question to someone and they've given you the answer, and then you're like, Buck, I shouldn't have asked.

SPEAKER_01 17:51

Oh what, like you weren't satisfied with the initial answer.

SPEAKER_00 17:53

Or just like you just asked any question, you know, and just got the answer, and you're like, I really shouldn't have asked that.

SPEAKER_01 17:59

Yeah, go on, explain.

SPEAKER_00 18:01

Well, I I had like my ex-missus, like early, early days. I mean, it's probably date two or something like that. Um, I did, I said something, I can't remember what it was, and I put two and two together, and I was like, Oh, your ex-boyfriend must have had a big cock, and she was like, Oh, it's massive. Like, just got like a flashback and took her breath away. Um, and I was forever like, eh, all right. Like, yeah, and it was just like etched in my brain. But I had one um probably it was that same year, so this is when I was in Vancouver, so 2018, I went up to Alaska to see a friend, and we she was working, we went to the restaurant that she was working at to get some food, and one of her friends' friends was there, and I was like, What brings you to fucking blah blah blah? Because she was from like another part of America, ages away, and she was like, Oh, yeah, you know, just no reason. Did she look really sad? Not really, to be fair. Go on, and then had a few more drinks, and I was like, What brought you to Alaska? And she was like, Oh, no, don't worry about it. And I was like, Well, that's just now I'm like fully fixated with it.

SPEAKER_01 19:16

She's like, abortions are legal here.

SPEAKER_00 19:18

And then she just kept on, like, I I probably asked her once again, got nothing. And then so the Caitlin who's uh who was working there, her offsider at the another waitress came over and was like, shut the fuck up and stop asking her about why she's here. And I was like, why? What's wrong? And she was like, He so she was one of the top alpine skiers in the world. Her partner was also one of the top alpine skiers in the world, ranked number two or something. It should have been a dead giveaway when we were at dinner eating, and the fella that we were with, another dude that we met on that day, he actually saved us from getting we got lost going to a glacier, and he randomly spotted us, and we were like, Can we follow you back home? And he was like, Yeah, sure. And then we brought him dinner that night. So he was like, Hey, do I know you? And she was like, probably not. And he was like, Are you blah blah blah? And she was like, Yeah, yeah. And he knew who she was, like in that world. Yeah, so there should have been a little bit of a giveaway. I was pretty drunk, and then that waitress comes over and he's just like, Listen, her fiance was went to some crazy glacier around here nine months ago, ab sailing down to get to a different point. The snow from the top fell down and like just covered him, and he they're like, he's dead, but we've never found the body because the the rope's still there with tension on it. So it's just like he's hanging there surrounded by ice. And that was nine months ago.

SPEAKER_01 21:04

So who's the number two Alpine skier now?

SPEAKER_00 21:09

Not a fiance. Um, and then he uh yeah, they they had to leave there because it was too treacherous to get him. Yeah, so she was leading a fucking yeah, to people to go extract his body.

SPEAKER_01 21:24

Now, this will be a thing that probably gets me in a bit of trouble, maybe. I don't know. I've never really understood the need to do that, like to get the body.

SPEAKER_00 21:37

Yeah, okay. You know, like when um your wife's like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 21:41

But you know, like when um the you know, like war films and stuff, and yeah, someone gets shot, and then a medic, even though that person's dead, a medic will risk their life grabbing them to bring them to a point where they can then extract them. It's like that dude is dead, and you're gonna risk getting shot to get like because we can't leave anyone behind, and all the bodies must. Come home for burials and stuff like that. Like, does it really matter? Yeah. You're gonna risk people's lives to go and into this glacier to get your fucking ice cube.

SPEAKER_00 22:11

Well, apparently, yeah, apparently it was they'd given enough time to go back safely, and that's why they had to wait nine months.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

Oh, because your ice might have to be.

SPEAKER_00 22:22

Yeah, so something, yeah. So um I think that was fine in that one. Yeah. Uh which, yeah, pretty brutal. I felt pretty bad about it. But I was also like, come up with a lie. You know what I mean? Like, if I was asking you a question and you didn't want to tell me the answer, I'm pretty sure you'd be like, I'm visiting friends.

SPEAKER_01 22:43

But also, I'm kind of famous, you're gonna find out really quickly anyway.

SPEAKER_00 22:47

Yeah, well, I wouldn't, because it's not my circles, but she, yeah, she could have like I've got a buddy.

SPEAKER_01 22:53

But also, sorry to interrupt, but like are the people around her, yeah, like they should protect her as well. Yeah, she I think it was. It should be fine for them to say, look, she lost someone, just don't ask any more questions. That seems like the normal thing.

SPEAKER_00 23:08

Well, I mean, the lady did come over and say that the fourth time. Should have done it the first time. But my one of my mates who works for like the defense can't talk about his job. Like in early days, he used to stonewall the conversation because it's a natural thing. People would go, like, what do you do for work? And he'd be like, Can't tell you. And they would push, push, push, push, push. Yeah. Because that's what you're like. Are you James Bond? Yeah, you know, like naturally curiosity, and you want to see if that person will be.

SPEAKER_01 23:37

So now you're a car salesman or something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:39

And he used to get really fed up by it because people would push it and they would some people would not leave it alone and be like, oh, this spy over here, and blah, blah, blah. Yeah. And he would get really, really over it. And I was like, lie. Lie. Yeah. What is wrong with you? You know people are gonna do this. And then he's like, Well, they should be respectful of like myself. No one gives a fuck about you, babe. Especially if they've just met you. Yeah, they're gonna fucking and you're drinking and you're out in that social setting. Yeah, lie. And now it's like years and years, years later, I remember someone being like, Hey man, what do you do for work? He's like, Oh, I'm in IT, I woke up in Canberra, and they're like, Yeah, fair enough, nerd. Anyway, yeah, there you go. Yeah, and that was it. Um, and it was like, Well, it took him years to like be like, if you tell people that you can't tell them, they naturally go like, Oh, yeah, this is interesting.

SPEAKER_01 24:26

Or when people say, like, oh, I don't like telling people that I do, you know, so and so, it's like, okay, try this. Don't tell them that then, yeah, yeah. Like when people have said, like, oh, I I hate having to tell people that I'm a comedian because it's always you know that thing of like, oh, make me laugh, or that, which I don't buy into. But if you don't like telling people that you're a comedian, don't tell them. They're not gonna find out later on and be like, Can't believe he didn't tell me. No one gives a flying fuck. If it makes you uncomfortable enough, just say something else.

SPEAKER_00 24:56

Yeah, I've always found it funny when like guys have been like, Yeah, yeah, like my Tinder profile is just me on stage and this and that. And I'm like, Do girls really want that? Like, yeah, they wanna there's always that thing, like, Am I gonna be in your act? My family says that, like, not my direct family, like my brothers and mum and stuff, but aunties, uncles, they're always forever have been like, Oh, don't say this around Tate, he'll end up in his act. And I'm like, You people are so fucking boring. Yeah, why why would I talk about you? I think I'm talking about him now.

SPEAKER_01 25:29

I think one of the times that I I made it probably too clear was at a Christmas dinner and something had happened and it wasn't that interesting, funny, or exciting. And then one of Kate's sisters did say something along those lines, and I was like, needs to be funny, yeah. Like, we're gonna it needs to be a funny thing. Like, you understand what comedy is, right? This isn't funny.

SPEAKER_00 25:49

Like, see, Steve has cancer. I can't remember.

SPEAKER_01 25:51

Yeah, but then her dad got diagnosed with Parkinson's, and I turned that into a bit, so it's true.

SPEAKER_00 25:56

Anything, anything can be a bit, but yeah, I just thought the I also do get that she was probably so rattled and always thinking about like what was lying ahead of me being like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, lady, what's fucking hey, what are you doing here?

SPEAKER_01 26:11

Also, where's your fiance? I haven't seen him at all. I hear he's really good at skiing.

SPEAKER_00 26:15

Yeah, very good looking lady, you single, uh fucking, but yeah, it was it was one of those ones and I was like, ooh, shit. But also, too, like I didn't walk away from that too much feeling bad, yeah. Because it was like that. I I found that was so innocuous.

SPEAKER_01 26:33

Yeah, but also like how yeah, how could you know?

SPEAKER_00 26:35

Yeah, yeah. That's a it was a crazy, crazy story. I was just like, holy shit. And then I couldn't look at her the same. Like I was like, oh, have fun with your uh just didn't talk to her.

SPEAKER_01 26:48

Um yeah, it was a weird one. Have fun digging out the love of your life from a glacier. Brutal, eh? Oh shit.

SPEAKER_00 26:56

Uh that's pretty much it for this episode.

SPEAKER_01 26:57

That's a nice way to end it. Yeah. On a death.

SPEAKER_00 27:02

We've got uh an open mic tonight that might be a death as well.

SPEAKER_01 27:06

Which oh, uh fucking Hilton. Hilton Ha ha, yeah. Let's see.

SPEAKER_00 27:14

Ladies and gentlemen, that is episode 10,000.

SPEAKER_01 27:17

Oh bed and hold.

SPEAKER_00 27:18

Thank you so much. We'll be back next week, and the next week. Next week.

SPEAKER_01 27:22

And the week after that, and then nothing for two weeks, but then the week after that, and the week after that.

SPEAKER_00 27:27

And then I'll fall into a glacier, and then I'll and I will not come and find you. That's fair. All right, bye.

unknown 27:33

Bye.