Chaotic Naturals
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Chaotic Naturals
Curse of Strahd - Episode 19 'Cleaning Up'
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Thanks so much for joining us for episode 19 of our Curse of Strahd adventure. Last episode we began as the players left the ruins of Berez with their second seed from the Wizard of Wines after slaying Baba Lasaga. They were headed towards the Visani camp to check if Rictavio had indeed set his uh saber-toothed tiger on the Vistani camp. They arrived deep into the night to find a massive fire that once was the center tent at this Vistani camp. Uh the smell of blood uh very fragrant in the air as they found dozens of Vistani slain by this tiger mauled. Um, at the center of the camp, however, they found Strahd von Zarovic himself among this rubble and death uh clearly was a bit pissed off about uh his his buddies the Vistani being killed. The he had two of his vampire spawn minions with him, as well as some werewolves uh that surrounded you uh as you tried to get away on the wagon. Combat ensued. Luriel ran ahead, uh, and Strahd uh turning from mist back into himself, uh, grabbed her by the neck and tried with all of his might to charm her, trying to get her to give up this amulet that he once said was useless. But clearly it wasn't useless as she cast sunlight from it that uh hurt him and negated his healing properties. Um and among other things. He continued, uh, he did lay a couple of attacks into Lyriel, um, but didn't do quite as much damage. He was more really just focused on charming her, getting that amulet away from her and and retreating, but Lyriel overcame three or four wisdom saves with that elf advantage uncharmed and got away relatively unscathed in a face-to-face battle with Strahd himself. He ran away back to his castle after he realized that his minions and his werewolves were going to be killed very quickly. Um after that, you looted a bit, uh, found the brother of the man who attempted to assassinate you guys just that very morning, a very, very long day for the gang, um, and headed to Vallacchi, where you were greeted by a guard at the gate, this time a bit unfriendly uh compared to what you're used to, as a warrant has gone out for the three of you as associates of Rictavio, the man who uh was clearly the head of this attack of this Vistani camp right outside of the Volaki town. Uh precisely. Um so you were brought in, you bribed the guard not to um arrest you, but to bring you in uh to speak with the burgamaster, Baron. Um and you spoke with him. He, after much discussion about whether or not it was the right thing to do, or whether or not you were accomplices or responsible for this, or if it was a good thing to even have the Visani killed or not, um you decided to give up Rictavio's location uh in that tower outside of town and they let you go uh once they put you in the jail and let you go once um Rictavio was secured. And then you headed back uh to the inn when Leo met up with Vera for the second night in a row. Leo got some.
SPEAKER_08Getting it in, getting it in just the one time. Well, um he got it in him the first time.
SPEAKER_05Correct.
SPEAKER_09Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Um pitchers and catchers.
SPEAKER_11Yep. Um he's done both.
SPEAKER_05So Leo uh had a fun night with Vera or is currently having a fun night with Vera in his room, his in Quick Draw's room. Always getting away with while we have to deal, Lyra and I have to deal with shit. Some bullshit while he's bucking. Lucky.
SPEAKER_08Welcome to Lyriel's life.
SPEAKER_05It's just in sex saves.
SPEAKER_02It says unfortunately.
SPEAKER_05Unfortunately.
SPEAKER_08There you go. You two now have to fuck, and then bad things will happen to me.
SPEAKER_05Meanwhile, uh Quickdraw, I think you've had enough bad things happen to you recently. Uh meanwhile, Quickdraw and Lurielle returned to Lurielle's room where they found Esmeralda D'Avenir sitting on Lyriel's bed. Esmelda, as Emily texted earlier today.
SPEAKER_02Damn it. I had my glasses off, okay? Is your name Esmeralda or is it Esmelda? It's Esmeralda and I missed I mistyped it because my glasses were off. Okay. I was doing my eyebrows and I couldn't see, okay?
SPEAKER_05Esmerelda D'Avenir. Uh sitting on Lyriel's bed, greeting you with a what the hell were you thinking?
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_05So we begin our session. Uh quick draw and Lyriel in the doorway. Leo on the other side of the wall, uh making a bit of noise.
SPEAKER_09All you hear in the background is what?
SPEAKER_05I can see that. That song from the Reddit post. Nice. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02Amazing.
SPEAKER_05Um and as Merel is sitting on your bed, she does not have a weapon drawn or anything. She doesn't seem like she's here for a fight. She's here for a uh pointed discussion. Perfect.
SPEAKER_02Um Yeah. I we open the door, she's there, she says, tell me what the fuck you were thinking. Lurielle is going to sigh deeply.
SPEAKER_07Gestured a quick draw to come in, shut her door as Esmeralda requested. Oh shit. And just start taking her armor off.
SPEAKER_10Whoa! She has like glares underneath, but she's just trying to unclip and take off her armor.
SPEAKER_01Uh, you might want to sit on the other bed, Esmeralda.
SPEAKER_02I have no intention of fighting you.
SPEAKER_01She stands up.
SPEAKER_02She's taking it off as this is happening.
SPEAKER_04You would not succeed. I'm not here for a fight.
SPEAKER_02Lovely. So I'm sure I know why you are here.
SPEAKER_05Yes. I'm sure you are.
SPEAKER_02Yes. And I am interested in the same thing that you are interested in, however, at this moment. I am most interested in getting some rest so that I can be back to 100%. So that way we can tomorrow talk more about saving Rictavio, which we were fucking obviously going to do.
SPEAKER_04Rictavio can save himself.
SPEAKER_05That is not an issue. He can escape the jail whenever he wants.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_04The issue is that tower, as I'm sure you saw, was protected by very powerful magic.
SPEAKER_05The only place that we've found in all of Barovia that is safe from Strahd's scrying, and protected by very powerful wards, that if the guards if Rictavio had not foreseen the guards coming and stepped outside and given himself up for a rest, they would have exploded themselves on the door, and many more things, even if they had gotten into the door somehow. Oh, so we'd be under a lot more pressure if Rictavio did not predict your loose lipness. Like I've said, Ritavio can leave this jail whenever he wants. That is not the issue. Okay. You do not need to rescue him. He is a powerful, powerful man. He taught me everything I know just about. What we need to do is we need to get back to that tower, make sure that we get everything out of there, because I'm sure as quickly as these guards found out that Rictavio was stationed there, Strahd and his minions found out that Rictavio's stationed there, and they will be after his ass as well.
SPEAKER_06Well, I did not know about all that magic around the tower. This is news to me.
SPEAKER_11Yes.
SPEAKER_06Uh I didn't know it it was safe from his scrying.
SPEAKER_05Well, it is. But now that they know the location of him hiding out there, they might know that I was hiding out there as well.
SPEAKER_04Okay. And that is not good for us.
SPEAKER_05We have many valuables stored in that tower, and we need to get them out into a safe space.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, we gotta preserve that.
SPEAKER_02Well, we can be assured that none of the the Stani in the area will be looting the building. Um That is fair. So is it safe to assume that this can wait until morning? If they aren't aware of your connection or that you were there as well.
SPEAKER_05I would presume that the Baron is sending his men there to investigate as we speak, and I'm sure that word has gotten distraught, and he is sending his freaks of the night out to scout it as well. Great. So we will have exploded, destroyed guards, and Rictavio will have guards on his ass and the Burgamaster on his ass even harder than he does now. Well, we'll get rid of some of the guards. I don't want these guards to be killed. That is precisely my reasonings for coming here. If we if the guards if we wanted the guards to be killed, we would just allow them to uh try to open this door and send shockwaves through every bit of them. Well my my my worry is not that they will get in. The guards at least. I fear that Strahd, if he knows uh about this tower, will know how to get into it, though he cannot scry. And that is my concern. If he finds what we have hidden there and he destroys it, or I I you never know what's up his sleeve. What do you have hidden there? Well, you'll see quickly enough if you come help me offload it. I know you're exhausted, and I know it is late night. I know you've had a very long day, but so have I, and so has Rictavio, and now he is in jail, and I have had come had to come all the way down here to fetch you to get your wagon so that we have enough room to get everything loaded. This is quite a pickle here.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. I think we're just gonna have to go.
SPEAKER_02She's gonna bring a hand up and pinch the bridge of her nose.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_01Leo's gonna be pissed too, because his night's gonna end a little early.
SPEAKER_02I think I really don't want to mess. I don't want to I don't want to touch that.
SPEAKER_01I don't either.
SPEAKER_02I really don't. Do you think it'll be alright? Leaving him to do that.
SPEAKER_01Leaving Leo here and just you and I going? I think we need him in case trouble arises.
SPEAKER_00I don't know. I just took all my armor off.
SPEAKER_01I know, I know. Come on, I help you put it back on.
SPEAKER_00Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01He'll start like handing her gauntlets and greaves and helping her buckle her greaves.
SPEAKER_05Now it does sound like your friend is having a mighty good time on the other side of that wall. Yes.
SPEAKER_02Do you think in your opinion, do you think that we need him or can we leave him there?
SPEAKER_04There is animated armor that can help us with the carrying. I don't think that we will need him if you think that he is.
SPEAKER_02Perfect. He is indisposed.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Precisely.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, Vera would be right pissed if he had to go early.
SPEAKER_02It's best, and also she has a direct link to the Burger Master, so it's best that we keep her happy. Yeah. I think.
SPEAKER_04Well, that's good. You have an insider.
SPEAKER_02Yes, exactly.
SPEAKER_04You have someone inside her.
SPEAKER_02Good lord, it's Mariel though. If I hadn't broken into my room, I I would I would laugh at that.
SPEAKER_06I am on every window of this establishment I am making bars.
SPEAKER_02I do want to let you know as well. Um not that I think we will be seeing much of you after we help with this, but if you what does that supposed to mean? I just imagine you have your own things to do.
SPEAKER_05I mean to destroy Strahd. If that is your goal, then I am here to help.
SPEAKER_02Well, regardless, if you need to come and speak with us again and you come through the window again, I will not hesitate.
SPEAKER_05I'd like to see you try. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna I'm gonna bolt and bar those windows shut. No more windows here.
SPEAKER_02I've had quite enough of people coming in them.
SPEAKER_01There's a nice little thing called the front door and a little Hello.
SPEAKER_02I understand the secrecy, but if you understood the day that we've had, you would know my reasoning for saying that.
SPEAKER_04Um I understand. It doesn't make this any less important.
SPEAKER_02That's true.
SPEAKER_06All right, let's go get your stuff. Where are you planning on taking it?
SPEAKER_05I hope you'd have a location. You think we got a secret eye out to put your stuff. Well, if you don't, then we can find something.
SPEAKER_02As much as I don't want to deal with that fucking thing again. What about Argenfastot? Could that work?
SPEAKER_05Uh no.
SPEAKER_02No?
SPEAKER_05I don't think so. The beacon has not been lit, so I would not be so sure about that.
SPEAKER_02Lovely. Okay.
SPEAKER_04Have you dealt I heard Rictavio saying you fought the hags and ran away. Has that been dealt with?
SPEAKER_05I mean the building's all but rubble. But so was our tower. We burned it. We just need to place the store ourselves. Yes, if you're fine with charred insides, then yeah. It's not much of a building anymore. Half it's missing, but you've seen the first two floors of That's also true. Our tower.
SPEAKER_06Alright, well, if it's a lot smaller than your tower, but we can try it.
SPEAKER_05That is fine. And it's close by, so. We just need to load up your wagon.
SPEAKER_04Mine is full, and Rictavio's is full.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_04So we just need to load up your wagon, bring it to this other tower. And you can come back here and sleep. Alright. All right. Your hop's keeping a jump.
SPEAKER_07She's gonna like extra tighten her leg and chest, but she's so tired and so mad.
SPEAKER_11Alright. Let's go then.
SPEAKER_06Quick draws being very careful with his words because he knows at any moment Lyriel is going to blow up. So it's just helping her buckle her greaves and all right, let's go.
SPEAKER_02She keeps giving you looks like I'm gonna fucking he's just like looking at look this look of like, I know, come on, okay.
SPEAKER_06Alright.
SPEAKER_05Alright. Uh so you guys uh hop on your wagon.
SPEAKER_10Sound of Leophades. Uh Vero. It's gonna be extra funny if in the morning you're like, so did you guys? And I'm like, I don't even want to fucking talk about what I did.
SPEAKER_06So did you guys I'm gonna leave the room.
SPEAKER_07Didn't we call bone grinding?
SPEAKER_06You were grinding bones, we were going old bone grinder.
SPEAKER_07Yes.
SPEAKER_06Oh, grinding her old her old bone. You just call her old? No, no, no.
SPEAKER_02Leo already does that. I grind your bones? No, you call me old.
SPEAKER_01Anyway.
SPEAKER_02Anyway.
SPEAKER_01Alright, here toque a little treat for you for taking you out so late.
SPEAKER_05All right. Uh she uh you arrive uh back at the tower of Retavio. Um, you see her wagon out front. Do not touch that wagon. Load everything in yours.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_04You did say yours was full.
SPEAKER_02Wouldn't dream of it.
SPEAKER_04I recognize the sarcasm in your voice. You will die if you touch it.
SPEAKER_02No, I was being completely serious. I am I I want nothing more than to fucking go to sleep.
SPEAKER_05All right. Uh she goes up, she opens the door, you see her uh moving uh the kind of clockwork uh design on the front of the door into the right space. Um and uh it opens, she goes, do not try to open this door.
SPEAKER_04It is trapped quite heavily.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_04Let me do this.
SPEAKER_05If you are to come back, do not do it. Um she leads you back up the uh up into the first floor of the tower, um, commands the golems uh to bring you up to the fourth floor, um, and she walks over to this suit of standing armor, um, and she goes, Kazan, help us clear this. And the That's Emily laughing now Lyrian. The armor uh animates it's uh and starts and she'll put it. Starts to grab a bunch of heavy shit. Put a hand on your shoulder. And load it up.
SPEAKER_02She'll just put a hand on your shoulder.
SPEAKER_05Is it good?
SPEAKER_02We had a bit of a run-in with some animated armor when we first got here.
SPEAKER_04It's good if you speak its command word.
SPEAKER_02Perfect.
unknownAlright.
SPEAKER_05I'll take my hand off the handle of my crossbow. Uh and starts um bringing a bunch of shit uh over uh as you guys go and grab uh everything. Um you move move everything pretty quick with the four of you um and load it onto the platform. The c clay golems bring you back down uh and you load up the wagon. Um I think she'll notice if I slip in a jam in my pocket. Oh, you wanna you want to try to see what's in these boxes or something?
SPEAKER_01I w I'm curious to see what she's holding because she said, Oh, you'll see. I want to know what they're transporting.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_02I wouldn't try to take anything. Put your eyebrow down. I know you're thinking about ceiling when the eyebrow goes up.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, he's not saying anything.
SPEAKER_05He's just like letting the boxes with his eyebrow raise and looking at um you uh you peek into a wooden chest and you see uh the severed head of a Vistani man. Uh I quickly shut it. Uh the uh perfume, a very heavy lavender oil scent as you slam it shut.
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_10What did she see?
SPEAKER_06He'll look at her like wide-eyed and straight face and just load it on. What he's shaking his head.
SPEAKER_11Can you say it in halflin?
SPEAKER_06Here's a severed head in the box.
SPEAKER_10What the fuck?
SPEAKER_05I don't know. Uh Esmeralda p uh puts all her shit down, turns around to you, and uh she looks sees and sees what box you're carrying and goes, uh put Jon up front with you. I don't want to do that.
SPEAKER_02Oh, so we're not being secretive about what's in box and why does it s I mean it's a it's a common scent, but why does it s what why does it have the same oil smell that I have? It's I'm a bit thrown off by that.
SPEAKER_01Because dead flesh will smell pretty awful.
SPEAKER_02Fair enough.
SPEAKER_05These are magic oils preserving the head. Uh Rictavio likes to speak with it, figure out things about the Vistani.
SPEAKER_02I think I'm going to change the scent that I wear. If I'm going to get a different scent to wear.
SPEAKER_05No, don't do that.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_05Do not worry.
SPEAKER_04Uh if you don't want to keep it safe.
SPEAKER_02No, I can I'm sitting up I'm sitting up front as well. I can hold it. Yes, hold it. Yes.
SPEAKER_04We cannot let that go overboard. Uh Rictavia would have a fit.
SPEAKER_02Lovely. Um, yes, we wouldn't want what was the name that you said? Jan?
SPEAKER_04Jan, yes.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we wouldn't want him to go anywhere.
SPEAKER_09Lyriel's gross out. She's seen a lot and done a lot of shit while they're vineyard. This is the craziest shit.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, for some reason, this is disgusting.
SPEAKER_02This is the most uncomfortable. She just cremated one of the Vistani after they were dead, and she's like, I don't want to touch this.
SPEAKER_06I'm not looking in another box.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, have you satisfied your curiosity? Have we learned? Yeah. Have we learned that maybe we don't look into boxes?
SPEAKER_05These people are freaks.
unknownOh my god.
SPEAKER_05Alright, uh, you have successfully loaded everything onto the wagon. Uh you hold the awn in your lap, uh, as everything else is in the back. Um like this. As Merelda go uh looks to this animated armor and says, go back upstairs. If anyone uh gets inside, kill them.
SPEAKER_02Lovely.
SPEAKER_05I'll hold the Baron tries to come inside. Uh, back upstairs, um, and you see uh go lead the way, I will follow. And she goes over to her uh uh wagon and very carefully opens up the door uh and hops in and very carefully closes.
SPEAKER_02Can I either like detect magic or some sort of arcana check? Like is that warded as well? I'm imagining her wagon is warded. Or like why is she being so weird about it?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, what the dog doing?
SPEAKER_02What the dog doing?
SPEAKER_05Um it's probably like a vault. Yeah, you could make uh make a perception check. Perception, okay.
SPEAKER_06Natural 20 for a total of 25.
SPEAKER_02That's caught. Uh slutty 20.
SPEAKER_05As you guys walk past it uh and were close enough to it, you get these faint smell of alchemists' fire. Ooh, yeah.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_05It's as you kind of look at it, you see faint uh wires kind of looped around, um, especially on the handle, like kind of tucked in. Uh, rigged to the gills with alchemist fire.
SPEAKER_10She's got the she's got the wagon fucking okay.
SPEAKER_06Jaquis I'd never do that to you.
SPEAKER_04She goes, I'll be I will be right behind you.
SPEAKER_10Yes. Um slowly. I was gonna say, you're okay to go over like bumps and things?
SPEAKER_05Don't worry about me.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_05Alright, Jaquis, whole bone grinder. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07She's holding the head.
SPEAKER_05Uh he kicks off, and you guys go shootin', shootin' ahead. Uh rootin' dootin' and Esmerelda slowly following behind.
SPEAKER_09Shootin' ropes.
SPEAKER_06I thought you were gonna say something like shooting his photos.
SPEAKER_09Sorry, guys, it's we have to have the rating again. It's important for the recording that Lily looked me in the eye when she said nowhere. You looked me in my soul. I didn't like it. I was looking through you.
SPEAKER_05What are we doing? Oh, uh, you guys shoot ahead um and uh head off to Old Bone Grinder past Velocity. Um I'm assuming you do not want to go through the town.
SPEAKER_02Uh oh wait, fuck, because he said we can't leave.
SPEAKER_11So what the fuck do we do?
SPEAKER_02How do we get back in?
SPEAKER_05He did say we couldn't leave. I forgot about that. Esmeralda snuck you out.
SPEAKER_02Okay, perfect. She can sneak us back in. That bitch can sneak us back in because I'm not going through that shit again.
SPEAKER_05On because um it's just because old bone grinder, you have to pass through Velocity to get there. Yeah. So if you want to go on the outskirts, you can.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I guess yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yep. Whatever is get us less seen.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_05No encounter.
SPEAKER_00Thank God.
SPEAKER_05Um you make it to Old Bone Grinder, it's still as decrepit and broken windowed as it as it was the last time you were here. I'm um there may be good memories.
SPEAKER_02There may be bodies still inside. Do you want those?
SPEAKER_05She's long, she's long behind you. She's going slow.
SPEAKER_02There may still be bodies. Quick draw. There may still be bodies in there. Do you think we should probably clear them out?
SPEAKER_06They'll be nothing but, you know, they'll be nothing but crispy.
SPEAKER_02Touch them and they'll just don't break crumble. Holding a seventh head. Also, why I don't like this.
SPEAKER_05Why you see a couple of the chickens have gotten loose uh around uh around the place and are just kind of like plucking and uh plucking the ones that are awake at this hour. Um and you go in and the stench of that black icker uh barrel that you saw uh before is has grown disgusting. Um all of the ingredients and the hundred croaking toad barrel um is still croaking loudly. Uh they survived, um it's only been a few days. There's they're like cockroaches. But they have not been taken care of. Um it is a disgusting sight to be sure to be sure. Uh but you guys uh start to bring everything in, uh work your way up to the second floor and find the three dead night hags crispy is um hardly bearable.
SPEAKER_02Any particular place you want yawn?
SPEAKER_05She's still not there. Oh my god. Okay. She'll be a couple minutes.
SPEAKER_02I'm sitting this down. I don't want to hold it anymore.
SPEAKER_05Um put it down. At least they're burnt.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_05As you guys finish up loading everything off of your wagon, she finally arrives uh and goes, Oh, good. Um, you got everything loaded in. Uh this should do us fine. Um That's all we got.
SPEAKER_04As I was passing through Velaki, I left a note for Rictavio telling him we would be here, so he should find us here. But like I said, this does not have any protection from scrying, and uh I worry that we'll be found by Strahd sooner rather than later. It is good that we did this this late at night when nobody is awake. Luckily we ran into no vampire or wolves. Damn lucky.
SPEAKER_06He's been real uh what's the word? He's been real uh bloodthirsty out there in the night recently.
SPEAKER_02Yes, yes, yes, very recently very recently, and Lyrielle will like kind of touch her neck a little bit. Very, very recently.
SPEAKER_04Did he bite you?
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_04Do you feel anything strange?
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_04Good.
SPEAKER_02I might be immune. I'm immune to being a werewolf right now, so maybe it like transfers. Do you think of a transfer? I don't know. Felt bad, but I feel cool now.
SPEAKER_04Speaking of werewolves, didn't you have a friend with you? Yeah. Yes. Where is she gone?
SPEAKER_05Um she's still out watching just hanging out outside. Yeah. Yeah, she's just chewing outside. You're just hanging around around the inn there.
SPEAKER_08She's alright.
SPEAKER_05Good.
SPEAKER_04Um, well, I will stay here and clean up the place as best I can.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, sorry about that.
SPEAKER_05I'll leave that to you. Gods.
SPEAKER_08Yeah. Um it's not flammable.
SPEAKER_05Uh she'll figure a way out. She can probably burn the hags, yeah. Um They are burnt. Burn them forever. Um and and get them out of there.
SPEAKER_04Uh well, I appreciate your help. Yes. I'm sorry that I broke into your room, but this was very urgent. Luckily we had managed to get there before any guards.
SPEAKER_02No, it's alright.
SPEAKER_05I'll forgive you.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it's actually all things considered good that you broke into my room instead of theirs because you were.
SPEAKER_05Well, I was going to break into theirs and I saw some activity through the window. Yeah, I apologize for that. Yeah, they need to put curtains up too. Yeah. Your friend Leo.
SPEAKER_02Do you want it?
SPEAKER_05Never mind. I can't uh why don't you share it with the client?
SPEAKER_02I can put you I mean this with I know that I look like I'm not being serious, but I mean this with the utmost sincerity. I can put you on the list.
SPEAKER_05Have you been with him?
SPEAKER_02No. No, no.
SPEAKER_05I haven't either.
SPEAKER_02He is basic he is uh basically my brother.
SPEAKER_05I'll leave that surprise for when you are. If you are.
SPEAKER_02What? No, I will not be.
SPEAKER_06Okay, well then he is Wait surprise. What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_02Nothing.
SPEAKER_06No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Back in a great night. Thank you for your help.
SPEAKER_10What the fuck does that mean?
SPEAKER_01She's trying to have it recent or something.
SPEAKER_09What the fuck? Oh fuck.
SPEAKER_01The hell's going on.
SPEAKER_09That's only the eight. It was actually average. Or eleven. I can't do math. It's eleven.
SPEAKER_05She's hard to read. She could mean many, many different things right now, but she is her lips are sealed.
SPEAKER_07Quick draw.
SPEAKER_05Willie needs to know. She kind of chuckles to herself.
SPEAKER_10I think does she want me to it's not going to happen. No, I'm just going to be able to do it.
SPEAKER_05You can have him if you want. Not what I meant.
SPEAKER_02He's a free agent, absolutely. What does Meralda look like?
SPEAKER_01If you if you want him, he'll just say the word and he and uh you can have him.
SPEAKER_02Gimme. He's a he's a he's a free agent. I I am I've no, that will not be happening.
SPEAKER_05Well, my priorities are di are uh with other things.
SPEAKER_02Yes, as are mine.
SPEAKER_04Um maybe once we kill Strahd, me and you can have a proper one-on-one battle, and me and Leo can see where things go. Oh is there something you'd like to do with me?
SPEAKER_02I didn't want to I didn't want to fight you, Esmeralda.
SPEAKER_06I was It sounded like you did. No, no, no. I'm just curious of what kind of artifacts y'all are storing, besides a severed head.
SPEAKER_11I don't uh I don't want to fight I don't know.
SPEAKER_05It is mostly uh Rictavio's life work life's work. Uh the arcane interests me as of late.
SPEAKER_04Many uh many manuscripts and journals uh have has uh written and collected over the years. And Jan. Ah, books. And Jan, yes.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I left him on the untorched counter for you. And I wasn't sure if there is a specific.
SPEAKER_04He deserves a good place to rest. Yes, of course. Rest his little head.
SPEAKER_06Alright, good night. We're gonna go.
SPEAKER_04Rest well.
SPEAKER_01I will try.
SPEAKER_11I guess. Yes, here's a good one.
SPEAKER_01Good luck to you. Um she can handle herself.
SPEAKER_11What is happening today?
SPEAKER_01I don't know. It's a weird ass night.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_01I just want to go back.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Alright. Uh you hop on the wagon. Jaqueese.
SPEAKER_10What the fuck is going on?
SPEAKER_05Lead you uh to Milaki.
SPEAKER_07Oh shit.
SPEAKER_05Oh, he's gonna have to go. How would you like to fuck enter? All right, so somehow. Alright, Jaqueese. Esmeraldo had a nice way out. But yeah, it's impossible to get a horse and a wagon in the same way you came out. Shit.
SPEAKER_01Outside tonight in the fence. Outside the fence. He kind of like dips his head like what the fuck. I don't even need to have to speak with animals.
SPEAKER_05Bro knows what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_02No, yeah, I I believe you do.
SPEAKER_05Well, you can't tell what he's saying. Yeah, that's just emoting.
SPEAKER_02Fully bonded at this point.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. We're gonna have to sit him outside the fence. Okay, climb over the fence. And uh Okay.
SPEAKER_06Right uh so uh this probably isn't accurate, but in my head, I have been imagining the inn and then like a little back area behind the inn and then open never mind.
SPEAKER_05Okay, so pull up, sneak in. It's a 20-foot wooden palisade. Okay, okay. So do you have any climbing gear? No. Okay, then I'll need athletics checks from both of you. Shit.
SPEAKER_08Fuck or declease.
SPEAKER_05If he does, I'll be really upset. One of you goes first. I would assume Lyrielle would like to go first. I'm gonna cast pass without trace. Okay. I will give uh you will be able to help quick draw up as well.
SPEAKER_11Okay, good.
SPEAKER_05Good. Fuck. I'm at a second level spell slot.
SPEAKER_08That's okay. Can you upcast it?
SPEAKER_06I don't have third-level spells.
SPEAKER_02Um, I will I'm gonna be able to help you, but also how how bad is your athletics?
SPEAKER_06Minus one.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna give you guidance as well. And then I'm gonna try to start.
SPEAKER_01You want to uh wanna help me up there? And I'll and I'll tap his cheek.
SPEAKER_02I was going to tap you on the shoulder.
SPEAKER_01Oh, alright.
SPEAKER_02Logically but and she she is smiling. But since you asked, and she will cast guidance by giving you a little smitch on the cheek. Happy?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02All right. All right.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_06That's a bad roll face.
SPEAKER_10Twelve. I have a plus five.
SPEAKER_05What was that sound? You hear the boots of guards running up. They are on the other side of the wall. What if I take it?
SPEAKER_01If I take my am going to here's what I want to try and do this thing. So I want to quietly go across the fence a few yards and blow my signal whistle. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Oh.
SPEAKER_01And then when they run in that direction, kind of run back towards where we're at.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_01You can do that. Okay. Uh so you go uh Should I make a stealth so they don't hear my footsteps over the fence, or is it too thick or uh no, you're gonna be fucking.
SPEAKER_05Um I am practically invisible, anyways, because it's dark. Yeah. Anyway, it's more so the sound, but you are that it is thick wooden wall, yeah, yeah. Like tree trunks. Um I'll go far enough towards the entrance and blow the signal whistle. All right. Um you go over there. Uh Hey!
SPEAKER_03What is that?
SPEAKER_05Uh you s hear them shuffling, a group of guards shuffles towards the sound of that, uh, and you hear them open the gate as they try to go out again. You can make another athletics check if as you have a second go trying to get over the wall here.
SPEAKER_11Uh 18.
SPEAKER_05Uh you hop up and uh try to help quick draw over.
SPEAKER_02You have advantage if you didn't roll that with it. Oh, I have advantage.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_05Uh you lean down, but this is a 20-foot wall. Yeah. And he his short stature needs to get pretty high up to reach your arm. He goes, he goes a queue. Hold on a second.
SPEAKER_06It freaking smacks his head. Uh cast jump on myself. And uh boom.
SPEAKER_0530 feet, right? Uh yeah. You lean down and you reach it. Quick drop cannot get into you.
SPEAKER_06Oh no, I can't re Hang on a minute.
SPEAKER_05Pumps his boots up.
SPEAKER_06So you let me lean over the wall. Jumps fully over you.
SPEAKER_02Let me lean over the wall like an idiot.
SPEAKER_06I forgot I can do that.
SPEAKER_02Can you cast it on Jaquis?
SPEAKER_06I don't think I can cast it on another.
SPEAKER_09Jump Jaquise.
SPEAKER_06Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_05I touch a willing creature.
SPEAKER_09Cast it on Jaqueese and then hop on Jaquis.
SPEAKER_05You already jumped. You can jump back and do it, but the guards are coming after you right now.
SPEAKER_01Uh I'm fuck, yeah, because if they notice the horse is gone. Fuck.
SPEAKER_08Whose horse is that?
SPEAKER_01I have to leave it out there. We have to get back.
SPEAKER_02Okay, Tim.
SPEAKER_06I'm just worried that they'll notice that the horse is gone and then come accusing us that we left or something. Whatever. I'll fucking fight 'em.
SPEAKER_02Okay, well maybe not do that.
SPEAKER_05But as you guys are uh make it to the other side of the wall, you hear the guards approach where you just were um and you hear one of them goes It's their horse and their wagon. They've escaped. Oh, they're outside? They went all the way around. The guards went outside of the wall to track where that sound came from. How many?
SPEAKER_09No.
SPEAKER_05Uh it sounds uh make a perception check. Well, I'm trying to see how many. Very easy. DC ten. Sounds like four. Four guards.
unknownWhat are you thinking?
SPEAKER_01What do you think?
SPEAKER_11I think that's going to get us in a lot more shit.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, probably. Damn.
SPEAKER_02I don't think that's a good idea. We d especially with everything we've been through today, we do not have to.
SPEAKER_01Alright, alright, alright, alright. We'll say he must have got out. Forgot to time up. Because we'll be at the end.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_05That's our plan. Okay. You head back to the end. Yep. Um Zulika is still sitting outside. It's good to see you.
SPEAKER_02Oh, um was she was she's late night, huh? Yes. Was she sitting like where the horse would be?
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02If anyone asks, you fell asleep and the horse escaped. Yeah?
SPEAKER_05All right.
SPEAKER_02Thank you.
SPEAKER_05I'll give her a thumbs up. Uh you're going to tell me what actually happened though, right?
SPEAKER_02He's outside the wall. We had to we had to we had to sneak out and come back um after we were explicitly told not to leave the city anymore. Right.
SPEAKER_06So we had to blame Ezrael if we get caught.
SPEAKER_02Yes, exactly. We had to leave him uh behind. So just in case.
SPEAKER_05Well, hopefully nothing bad befalls your horse.
SPEAKER_06I hope we were sleeping at the oh no.
SPEAKER_04Yes, I'm sure. I'm sure they'll cover for you.
SPEAKER_11Yes.
SPEAKER_04I will.
SPEAKER_11Thank you.
SPEAKER_01Man.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_01Yes. If anything bad happens to you, I'll kill 'em.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Yes. Exactly.
SPEAKER_01No questions.
SPEAKER_04Alright. Well, uh Thank you.
SPEAKER_05Is there an extra bed for me upstairs? I neglected to ask.
SPEAKER_01There is.
SPEAKER_05There's two beds to a room. I'll sleep on the floor.
SPEAKER_02No, you're not going to do that.
SPEAKER_05If there's two beds to a room. Oh, Leo is Leo's in our room. Leo's in the boys' room. I see. And I'm not going in there. Alright. Well, uh, if if if you want the floor, then it's all yours.
SPEAKER_00You are not sleeping.
SPEAKER_05Ladies get floor.
SPEAKER_01Leo's get to bed. It's fine.
SPEAKER_00You are not sleeping on the floor.
SPEAKER_01I'm used to sleeping out in uh hardwood sur hard surfaces.
SPEAKER_02Give us a few minutes in case the the guards do come looking for where the horse should be.
SPEAKER_05I'll pretend I'm asleep.
SPEAKER_02Yep. And then you can come up.
SPEAKER_05Just say you forgot to tie it up. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_05Oh well.
SPEAKER_02Let's go.
SPEAKER_05Well, good night.
SPEAKER_02Yes, we'll see you shortly.
SPEAKER_05Um back in Leo's room as everything has finished up. Uh Vera uh laying next to you, uh kind of running her fingernails across your chest. Um nice.
SPEAKER_04Now, where did you get this scar from?
SPEAKER_08Uh can I lie to you? It It'd be a lot more heroic if I did.
SPEAKER_04It um wouldn't be very convincing starting off like that. Starting off You asked if you could lie to me.
SPEAKER_08I just meant like, did she think that this is going somewhere?
SPEAKER_04I'm just curious about you have a very adventurous life.
SPEAKER_08I do, but unfortunately that scar is from my father. He's an evil man.
SPEAKER_04What did he do to you?
SPEAKER_08He turned into a werewolf and he hurt me.
SPEAKER_04Well, it's a good thing you're away from him now, isn't it?
SPEAKER_08Yes.
SPEAKER_09It's been quite some time now.
SPEAKER_04Uh she kisses the scar.
SPEAKER_08Oh!
SPEAKER_09I love Vera. He tears up a little bit. Nobody's ever done that.
SPEAKER_05Um she hugs you a bit tighter and wait.
SPEAKER_09I want him and Vera to end up together. I mean he's not ending up with anybody! I know.
SPEAKER_04If you like me to stay the night, I can I can go back if you'd like.
SPEAKER_09No, you you can stay here if you'd like. I think Quick Draw is probably occupied.
SPEAKER_04Now, what does that mean?
SPEAKER_09I make and I make a great breakfast.
SPEAKER_04Oh, you're going to cook here for me.
SPEAKER_09If they let me use the kitchen.
SPEAKER_08There's quite a big chance that they won't, and we'll be uh they'll make you put more than an apron on if you do.
SPEAKER_06You forgot about that.
SPEAKER_02They'll be like, Leo, please, you can't do this.
SPEAKER_09There are children that live here. He has to wear more than an apron.
SPEAKER_05Um she goes, That's that's sweet of you. And she drifts off and falls asleep on your chest.
SPEAKER_09Oh nice.
SPEAKER_02He plays with her hair until he falls asleep.
SPEAKER_09I love them. That's so cute.
SPEAKER_02Um yeah. We get back to mine. And she as soon as they are inside her room, she is fighting you on sleeping on the floor.
SPEAKER_06What's wrong with sleeping on the floor? It's not a few. Gentlemanly, so I've heard let the lady sleep on the bed. Here is the thing. I'll take the floor. Here's the thing. I've slept on the dirt to grab before against trees.
SPEAKER_01Or they look in the window and the first thing they see is the floor because they won't see me.
SPEAKER_11You are not. We have gone through too much for you to sleep.
SPEAKER_05It is a cloak just starfished on the floor. I'm invisible.
SPEAKER_02We have and she's taking her armor off again, and she's arguing while she's taking her armor off. We have been through too much for you to sleep on a wooden floor.
SPEAKER_01Just I got a bedroll.
SPEAKER_02You just sleep with Zulika. Sleep, just sleep on just sleep on the bed, please.
SPEAKER_01Don't sit right with me.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_01But fine. I know I I know you can't, but alright, alright.
SPEAKER_02She'll keep taking her armor off and good.
SPEAKER_05Stubborn Yeah. Um I am. You hear a gentle knock at your door. Oh, son of a bitch, I'll answer it. Uh you see uh Danica. Oh with a thick bedroll and goes Hello, uh, quick draw.
SPEAKER_01Danica, how are you?
SPEAKER_04I heard all the ruckus next door and Yeah, you can yell at him tomorrow morning. I figured no, it's it's okay to enjoy your stay here at the blue button. I figured maybe you'd be not sleeping in that room with him, so I figured I'd bring an extra bedroll up just in case any day.
SPEAKER_02That's very nice. I've already thought him, he's going to be taking my bed and sleeping there.
SPEAKER_04Well, then you can use the bedroll.
SPEAKER_02Sure. Absolutely.
SPEAKER_04It is quick draw sized.
SPEAKER_02Oh, that's that that's fine. That's just one of our kids.
SPEAKER_04Well, it's just their own.
SPEAKER_02Yes, that's fine.
SPEAKER_04The boys used to use this when they couldn't fall asleep in their room.
SPEAKER_02Lovely.
SPEAKER_04Thank you. Well, thanks. Thank you. Thank you. Um do you mind if I stay an extra minute? Sure. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Absolutely.
SPEAKER_04I just want to see how funny it looks, you laying on this small bed.
SPEAKER_06Are you sure you don't want to take the bed?
SPEAKER_02I'm sure it looks extra funny now that I'm out of my armor as well, so I'm just kind of. Yes, I didn't realize you had all that under there.
SPEAKER_01You're gonna be able to cover you're gonna be able to cover uh up to your knees in that seat. Are you sure you don't want me to take that?
SPEAKER_02Yes, I am sure. What would you prefer?
SPEAKER_05We take we um what I'll leave.
SPEAKER_02I don't and and she's getting nervous now, so she's starting to like she has like her necklace on too with the wolf tooth that you gave her. So she's like fiddling with that and taking it off. She's like, I don't know, just would you prefer that would be shit? Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_01I'm not gonna say no, then I wouldn't. Practical. It's awfully chilly tonight.
SPEAKER_11It would be less awkward for anyone of us on the floor.
SPEAKER_06Or would it be more awkward?
SPEAKER_11I don't know.
SPEAKER_06Because she's in the room.
SPEAKER_01What? You know I have two you ever you ever in a room where you're alone on one bed and then on the other bed there's uh two people?
SPEAKER_02Yes, many times.
SPEAKER_01Oh okay. You have?
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_11It's fine.
SPEAKER_04Oh Zulika comes in.
SPEAKER_11Hello.
SPEAKER_04Oh, you're still up?
SPEAKER_11Yes, yes, yes.
SPEAKER_04For a bit I am exhausted, so I will be falling asleep immediately. She goes over too. Yeah, I'm I'm right there.
SPEAKER_02Sure. Yep. And Larry will go and sit. She is fucking like she offered this. You wanted this. But she is like, she's sitting on the edge of her bed and just like she sits and then turns almost like very like robotic, turns and is sitting, like legs out, sitting up, completely like straight.
SPEAKER_05Right shoulder just hanging off the vest.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_01Do you want me to come up there before I can take the bedroll?
SPEAKER_02I will not it would not sit right with me if you were to take the bedroll. No.
SPEAKER_01Okay. He'll crawl up there and he will lay down, rest his head on the pillow, look up at you for a moment, and fall immediately asleep.
SPEAKER_11And she will go.
SPEAKER_02And she'll like slowly like slide down until very much like a corpse. She will slide down until she is like completely straight. And she will go into her trance.
SPEAKER_05And for the first time in five sessions, please trigger a long rest.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god, that feels fantastic.
SPEAKER_05That Jesus is Christmas.
SPEAKER_02Jesus. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05It's like probably like 12 hours of D D on one long rest.
SPEAKER_02And I have my channel Divinities back, which means I can have advantage again.
unknownYay!
SPEAKER_05Oh my god.
SPEAKER_06You were planning something.
SPEAKER_02What?
SPEAKER_06You were planning something. Dirty dub.
SPEAKER_10What I planned happened just in two seconds. Well, I couldn't. I'll take the floor in the middle of the night.
SPEAKER_06And then he hit Quick Draw wakes up and she's in the bed next to him.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_06Oh, okay. Never mind.
SPEAKER_02My plan to tell you now that we're past it, above table, my plan was she was gonna. I didn't think Zalika was gonna invite herself up. So she was going to sleep. I don't know.
SPEAKER_05Well, she the dog sleeps outside.
SPEAKER_02But she was she was going to, if Zalika hadn't done that, if they had wouldn't have had to leave, you were gonna take the second bed and she was gonna still do the I'm gonna sleep on the floor because that way, in case somebody comes in, I'm there to like protect you.
SPEAKER_09And the hope was you would invite her up and say, like, you're not gonna sleep on the floor, get up here. But it worked out.
SPEAKER_06Nice.
SPEAKER_09That's fine. I got what I wanted.
SPEAKER_05Nice.
SPEAKER_09You might need a picture of Vera.
SPEAKER_05Uh Google it. I made her up.
SPEAKER_02I know you did. Did we did we even like describe what she looked like at all? No, no.
SPEAKER_05You said she's like a pretty maid.
SPEAKER_02You said she's kind of pretty.
SPEAKER_05Just Google pretty maid.
SPEAKER_02Well, all of the people in Barovia look kind of like gaunt and a little scary.
SPEAKER_05Pretty maids all in a row. You wake up in the early morning, uh, Vera still asleep on your chest, um, and the two of you in bed together maybe moved a little closer during the night. A little bit. A little bit. You can't help it, you're asleep.
SPEAKER_01I wake up, Quick Joe wakes up and realizes that his that they are like uh holding hands in between each other.
SPEAKER_05Um you wake up?
SPEAKER_09Yes.
SPEAKER_05Craving for waffles.
SPEAKER_09Immediately put on my kiss the cook apron on top of my clothing.
SPEAKER_05Uh Vera is the shortcut.
SPEAKER_09Actually, he's shirtless. He'll put on a shirt.
SPEAKER_05Vera turns over and sees you uh from behind as you are taking your clothes off and putting the apron on.
SPEAKER_09I'm keeping my clothes on. Oh.
SPEAKER_08I'll put my I'll put my pants on, keep my shirt off, put the apron off.
SPEAKER_01Vera goes, darn.
SPEAKER_09Put my shoes on because that's a health hazard.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, the shirtless part doesn't matter, but the feet, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Are you sure you want to go downstairs this early? Woo!
SPEAKER_09She's that around. He takes the apron off and gets back in bed.
SPEAKER_05Uh you guys, as you're a peaceful uh morning, as you can holding hands. Oh, you're pretty.
SPEAKER_09My trance is only four hours, so I'm she's she's awake, but is still like her eyes are shut.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, okay. He's he forgets about elves having a trance. And he's just watching her sleep, but she's not sleeping.
SPEAKER_05Uh Zulika wakes up.
SPEAKER_04Um, let's get a start on this early morning. Shouldn't shouldn't we head to Castle Ravenloft? Oh it's about that time, I suppose. What is that sound?
SPEAKER_05Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02I can feel you looking at me. I was hoping that if I see.
SPEAKER_06We got about five more minutes, Zulika. Really?
SPEAKER_09Sorry, it's crazy.
SPEAKER_02I can feel you looking at me. She still hasn't opened her eyes yet.
SPEAKER_05What?
SPEAKER_08Five minutes.
SPEAKER_05Turn his head away to the wall. Gods, I miss Emile. Oh my. He just quietly to Lyriel. Ugh.
SPEAKER_04Um, she will I haven't slept in a bed by myself.
SPEAKER_02Oh.
SPEAKER_04Well, I have been since he's been taken, but every night that I do, it's torture.
SPEAKER_02Um yeah, Lyriel will have opened her eyes at this point, because obviously she's not fooling anybody.
SPEAKER_06Um fooled quick draw.
SPEAKER_02Hello. Um, she has not removed her hand. She knows she's noticed it. And she will just kind of tighten her grip a little bit.
SPEAKER_11Good morning. See? Much better than the floor.
SPEAKER_01I haven't slept that good in a long time.
SPEAKER_06But now I really want to get up because I don't want to listen to Leo. Fucking.
SPEAKER_02I this is going to sound really bad. After a while, you just get used to it. You don't hear it anymore.
SPEAKER_06How many times? It's kind of comforting. How many times have you heard it?
SPEAKER_02It kind of sounds like home.
SPEAKER_06Good lord.
SPEAKER_08Oh, it's so funny.
SPEAKER_02That's and it's unfortunate, but yeah, I don't really hear it anymore. But I understand. If you'd like to go downstairs, you're going downstairs. Yes. The sounds of home. Yeah, the sounds like home.
SPEAKER_01Ah, the sounds of home.
SPEAKER_02Oh, home, home, home. Jesus. Um, if you would, if yes, if you'd like to go downstairs, we can.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_09Are these walls made of paper?
SPEAKER_06Just wood. There's no insulation in though. They didn't know what that was.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_06They didn't have spray foam back in 1584 or whatever.
SPEAKER_10Leo's pretty performative too.
SPEAKER_02So yeah.
SPEAKER_05Is Leo going?
SPEAKER_10Oh, Leo.
SPEAKER_05I hope they hear that.
SPEAKER_02That's canon. He does that. Um even after he's done tapping on the walls. Tap on the walls. Um, yeah, uh, Lyriel will move to get up. She's not gonna put her armor on or anything. They're just going down to like eat breakfast or whatever. Um, so she's still loose clothes, no armor. Well, ready to escape this?
SPEAKER_05You see Yevgeny and Solar downstairs?
SPEAKER_02Oh no. This is my nightmare.
SPEAKER_05Or infill. Hello. Or my dream. Good morning.
SPEAKER_02Um, Yevgeny, thank you for the uh for the uh smell great.
SPEAKER_05He smiles and nods.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Oh, he's in public. He can't.
SPEAKER_02It's hard to look him in the eye knowing what I know. Um I don't care.
SPEAKER_05Yevgeny say you're welcome.
SPEAKER_11Perfect. Lovely. Wonderful.
SPEAKER_05Your girl, she is fine. She hangs out with the priest.
SPEAKER_11Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes.
SPEAKER_05That's good. Thanks for checking in on her again.
SPEAKER_11Thank you.
SPEAKER_05You're welcome. Do not mind it.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_05I bet you do.
SPEAKER_02I'm sure we uh yeah, I'm sure we clocked that a while ago.
SPEAKER_05Give them a little link. I like them a little crazy.
SPEAKER_06That was rough.
SPEAKER_02Um yeah, Lyria will laugh out loud at that. Um after after having like a full night's rest, finally, and after having the talk and everything, and she knows she's gonna talk with Leo later, like she does feel better. Full out, like cackle out loud.
SPEAKER_06Man, I'm gonna miss those guys.
unknownI know.
SPEAKER_02There should be a way that we should bring them back with us. I don't know. Or maybe some way that we can like try we'll both still be here.
SPEAKER_05I need to see up getting at least once a year for a while. Uh you hear uh noise from upstairs in the balcony of little what you look up and you see Danica holding the unused bedroll. And she looks down at you and goes, holds up an A-OK.
SPEAKER_10And she'll kind of like she'll kind of do like the under her chin, like it wasn't like she holds up the bedroll and starts. It wasn't like it wasn't like that.
SPEAKER_05And she points at you and she points at Quickdraw. And then she walks away laughing.
SPEAKER_09And out loud Lyrielle will go, it wasn't like that.
SPEAKER_06She's gone, but Quickdraw did not see her do that.
SPEAKER_09Lyrielle's face is Lyriel's face is beat red.
SPEAKER_02She's like Danica seems to think that more happened than did.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. She went to um she was showing me the unf uh the unused bedroom.
SPEAKER_05It's rad the unused.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, the unused bedroll. Yes.
SPEAKER_05Uh Danica puts the bedroll away uh in the in her room, comes back downstairs and walks over to Soldar and Evgeny um to take their breakfast order. Uh, and she goes, What'll it be? I don't know. Maybe fucking a bitso. Uh she she leans over to get Yevgeny's order and a little Italian.
SPEAKER_10There's gonna be no way to differentiate voices laughing the exact same way.
SPEAKER_05Uh she leans over to get Yevgeny to whisper his order into her ear, and then you hear her go.
SPEAKER_04No, Yevgeny, I've never heard of waffles.
SPEAKER_10Oh my god, you're gonna have to have a harem. That's okay with me.
SPEAKER_05Um and Solar goes, What the fuck? Or they're beet soup like everyone else. You fucking weirdo. I'm gonna kill him.
SPEAKER_02Maybe he and Irena are right for each other.
SPEAKER_06Nothing like beet soup at 7 a.m.
SPEAKER_02Yes, right.
SPEAKER_06She goes, um, all right.
SPEAKER_05These pull is beet soups.
SPEAKER_09If Guinea and Soldar are probably pissing pink for like a whole week.
SPEAKER_05I don't know what that means. If you eat beets, you piss pink. Oh.
SPEAKER_08And shit pink, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, it's shit. Terrifying. It's like when you pee after having uh asparagus and you're like, what the oh.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, I see. But it's instead, it's like, am I bleeding internally? Oh, never mind. I am pissing Bebto Bismol.
SPEAKER_09When you're a woman, it's more like, girl, you don't gotta cycle, you gotta roll a cookie.
SPEAKER_06Whoa.
SPEAKER_09You're like three weeks off of my count.
SPEAKER_02You're gonna make some girl really uncomfortable someday.
SPEAKER_05So everyone gets their breakfast.
SPEAKER_02Um Danica comes over to the tube, the girl's not gonna look her in the eye.
SPEAKER_05I'm not either. Uh Danica comes over and the real anything for breakfast?
SPEAKER_11Um, just the normal. The no the no stop smiling at me like that. Um, the normal, you know, um quick draw?
SPEAKER_01Take some bread. Wow. I'll take some bread, please.
SPEAKER_09Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01You know, the huge.
SPEAKER_09The usuge? Sorry.
SPEAKER_02And she'll look at there is nothing that we can say to her that will make her think that that didn't happen.
SPEAKER_01Whatever.
SPEAKER_02Whatever.
SPEAKER_01Whatever.
SPEAKER_05I'm too tired for technicalities. Um Leo and we are finish up again. I'm assuming you take the you put the apron on again and come downstairs. Good morning, Sunshine.
SPEAKER_08Oh, uh hello, quick draw.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, you see Vevgeny and Soldar sitting at their normal table. And he sees you in the apron and goes.
SPEAKER_06Goes what? You have to literally translate for a listener.
SPEAKER_05I was gonna say he just opens his mouth and like stifles himself from talking and he whispers into Sultar and and you hear Soldar go, What the fuck are waffles? You have Getty, you fucking weirdo.
SPEAKER_08Weirdo. Um I clock that you have Getty looks, and I was like, waffles for you too.
SPEAKER_05He nods and smiles.
SPEAKER_08Alright.
SPEAKER_05Anybody else? And then you see him just stare at the side of Soldar's face as Soldar looks looks ahead. Fucking seething that waffles are real.
SPEAKER_00Oh, that's weird.
SPEAKER_05Like God.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, Leo's gonna walk over to the kitchen. I'm assuming Erwin is cooking.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Hello, Erwin. Uh defined. Oh, Leo.
SPEAKER_05Hello. Hello. Uh, what do you have on there?
SPEAKER_08Uh uh obviously. This is the cook. Yes, would you like one?
SPEAKER_05I would, yes.
SPEAKER_08I don't know where I got this. I will see if I can find a cloning spell.
SPEAKER_05I will someone who makes aprons could be a bit easier.
SPEAKER_08I'll have to find somebody. There is a tailor in Cresk. There's a tailor in Kresk.
SPEAKER_05I'm sure there's one here too.
SPEAKER_09Require one for you.
SPEAKER_05We have clothes as well.
SPEAKER_09You're correct. Um patented design.
SPEAKER_04So are you hoping to make yourself some food?
SPEAKER_08I was wondering if if you would mind.
SPEAKER_04If I what do you need?
SPEAKER_08I need some eggs and some flour and some sugar and some.
SPEAKER_09What else are in waffles?
SPEAKER_08Milk baking powder and some milk and some tree sap.
SPEAKER_06And a waffle maker.
SPEAKER_05How the fuck did we make waffles here? The waffle iron. I assume you carry something waffled around.
SPEAKER_07Leo's stay strapped and it's with a waffle iron.
SPEAKER_05His shield just has a inside of it.
SPEAKER_06I love that.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, there's like a little bit more. His mace. His mace has like, it's in the shape of a waffle.
SPEAKER_01His mace doubles as like one of those like camping. Yeah, it's a multi-cluster. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_08Yes. Um I will show you my secret recipe, but only give it to the lovers.
SPEAKER_04Only give it to the lovers.
SPEAKER_08Yes. That's very important.
SPEAKER_05Yes, I heard you had a fun night and morning.
SPEAKER_08Oh, you heard that. Yes. I had a great time.
SPEAKER_05Hard not to, Leo.
SPEAKER_08You are correct.
SPEAKER_05I love the morning.
SPEAKER_08What can I say? I am a lover at heart.
SPEAKER_01And voice.
SPEAKER_05You wear your heart on your sleeve. Um by all means, uh you've done a great kindness to my family, so the milk and eggs and flour are all yours.
unknownYes.
SPEAKER_05I'd I'd love to look over your shoulder and watch you make it.
SPEAKER_02Yes. But like I said, for lovers only, make them for Danica after a night of passion.
SPEAKER_06I will. After a night of passion. Oh, that was so good.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, I make waffles. And I give them to my lovers. After a night of passion.
SPEAKER_05Vera comes down um wearing your uh clothes that you had.
SPEAKER_04Um, these are the famous waffles, huh?
SPEAKER_10They are.
SPEAKER_04Oh, good morning.
SPEAKER_10Yes, it is, isn't it? Good morning.
SPEAKER_04Um now, where did you get this recipe? These are quite strange.
SPEAKER_08Oh, they're delicious though, aren't they?
SPEAKER_04Um she tries and goes, Yes, very good.
SPEAKER_08I found them in a recipe book in a library, and you know, they're supposed to be heart-shaped. Although, I don't know, my waffle iron does not come in that shape, so I could use a knife.
SPEAKER_04That is all right, Leo.
SPEAKER_07Pretend they're heart-shaped. That was better than my mom's.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I used the recipe my mom gave me to after a night of passion, and that's it. My mom used to always make these after she fucked my dad.
SPEAKER_08Oh god.
SPEAKER_06Oh god.
SPEAKER_08Baby, baby purposes all these. Those who didn't fuck.
SPEAKER_02I'm sweating.
SPEAKER_06You never let me eat them, but I always wanted to.
SPEAKER_08Never but it's engineered them.
SPEAKER_04Well, these are delicious. Uh I must be getting to work though.
SPEAKER_08Yes. Well, I'll step outside with you. Maybe walk you there a little bit.
SPEAKER_05She she takes off your uh and she has all her like work outfit on there. That's funny.
SPEAKER_02I like you. That's funny. She said, quick change. You're funny.
SPEAKER_04Just a little trick I picked up. My mother taught me it.
SPEAKER_08That's funny. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Stay in the baron's good graces now. Don't want you getting into trouble.
SPEAKER_11Yes, exactly.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_04Um, of course. And you as well. We'll do our best.
SPEAKER_11Yes, we will try.
SPEAKER_06I'll fucking kill them one day.
SPEAKER_02Leo. I understand.
SPEAKER_04Is there something you wanted?
SPEAKER_02Oh, I was just going to be polite, mark you out.
SPEAKER_05Oh, good. Um she kisses you on the cheek and says, Maybe I'll see you tonight.
SPEAKER_09Yes, please be safe though.
SPEAKER_04She damn. She's hungry.
SPEAKER_09Like, see you tonight, like we're going to the barren, or like she wants to come back.
SPEAKER_04Uh all she said was see you tonight. You can ask her.
SPEAKER_09Insight job?
SPEAKER_04Just ask her. Okay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09Tonight.
SPEAKER_04Yes, possibly.
SPEAKER_11Fuha insatiable.
SPEAKER_04She said see you, Leo.
SPEAKER_10Larry Algrips the fridge of her nose again. She's like, for someone who pulls so much. It is painful to watch.
SPEAKER_08That's because it's me. Pretend he's so much cooler than I am.
SPEAKER_09That's what a charisma score is for. Oh god. His charisma score is not great, actually. It's plus one.
SPEAKER_04Well, um, I guess I'll see you tonight then.
SPEAKER_09He's very confused.
SPEAKER_05All you've said was tonight?
SPEAKER_02Liria will look at Vera and be like, I'll explain it to him. Just go.
SPEAKER_05They're outside right now.
SPEAKER_08Oh, explicitly. What do you mean by you'll see me tonight? Because it might be because I'm coming to the Barons, but it might be because it'd be because you want more.
SPEAKER_04I was asking if you wanted to hang out here tomorrow.
SPEAKER_02Uh oh, yes, see. I got it now. Leo has a touch of the Tism.
SPEAKER_04Gosh.
SPEAKER_05You are something. Gosh, you're so stupid. Um dresses.
SPEAKER_08Sorry, Vera.
SPEAKER_09That took the words right out of me today. If I don't see you, I hope you do know it is probably because of Strahd. For the third time.
SPEAKER_04That is alright. If you want me to come, just come get me. You know where to know where to find me.
SPEAKER_08But seriously, please be safe. I really don't like that man. Especially Izek. What is with the dolls?
SPEAKER_04I I do not know. Did you not speak with him about it?
SPEAKER_08I I you know I did ask. Then he threatened to kill me.
SPEAKER_04How did that go? Oh, yes.
SPEAKER_09He threatened to kill me and I just after spell slots or whatever. Huh?
SPEAKER_08My magic was dwindling. Are you magical?
SPEAKER_04No.
unknownHuh.
SPEAKER_08I don't know what that's like.
SPEAKER_04Run out of mana. Um that's for you to judge, I guess. Goodbye, Leo.
SPEAKER_08Goodbye. He's walked around the butt a little bit.
SPEAKER_05Fox. Alright.
SPEAKER_09I love her.
SPEAKER_05Back inside the inn.
SPEAKER_09Um I'm gonna propose marriage to two bitches now.
SPEAKER_05Uh back inside the inn. What would you guys like to get up to today? You technically are not allowed to leave, but Esmeralda showed you a sneaky route out. You also don't know what happened to Jaquis and your wagon last night. I do have to check on Jaquis.
SPEAKER_02I think we find out what happened to Jaquez.
SPEAKER_06If they took him, I will rain hellfire on anyone who lays a hand.
SPEAKER_02Okay. And she will have put a hand on your sh Okay. Right?
SPEAKER_06It'll be on sack.
SPEAKER_02I I understand. I understand. I think we check on Jaquez. And she'll kind of look at both of you.
SPEAKER_01Might be time to go to that coffin maker's house.
SPEAKER_02What? I was thinking we'd take care of Izek. What did you do?
SPEAKER_05What? I'm just trying not to lie. What? I thought of something really funny. Say it again! I will eventually.
SPEAKER_02Eventually. Yes, I think we I think we check on Jakuize and maybe maybe we take care of Izek.
SPEAKER_06What? It's okay. Now you got a second. Okay, what are you guys doing?
SPEAKER_02I think we check on Jakuize and then we possibly kill Izek.
SPEAKER_01I guess so. Just take care of him before we I don't care about him right now. Unless he crosses my path. I'm not gonna worry about him. Alright. Sure I'm curious about the dolls, but I got more pressing matters.
SPEAKER_11Okay.
SPEAKER_02Well if we do if we do teleport into Ravenloft, I think I think it has to be it has to be a stealth mission. It has to be a heist mission. We are not fighting him yet.
SPEAKER_01I mean he's gonna know we're in there probably and he's just gonna let us explore till he's ready. He's gonna fight us, but we'll go with it.
SPEAKER_02I think we use that. We find the bones, we find a meal, we find the things that we told people we would look for.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's that sword, yeah.
SPEAKER_02We do not engage with him yet.
SPEAKER_01Nope. Nope. Not yet.
unknownAlright.
SPEAKER_01I swear to God, if those guards took my horse.
SPEAKER_11I don't think they did.
SPEAKER_01I think they did. They ran around to him.
SPEAKER_11Well then we'll find out where they took him and we'll take care of it.
SPEAKER_05Where would you like to look first? Outside. Just outside the inn? Or outside the town.
SPEAKER_01Where you I want to sound like I'm going to listen, uh listen at the fence where he like across the fence where he was and see if I can hear him. Yeah, he's not there no more.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Just make sure you casting jump on yourself and just jumping and like peeking over the fence. I considered that.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. Um where else you'd want to.
SPEAKER_01Alright, I'm looking for uh I want to look for horse hooves and wagon wheel tracks.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Uh make a perception check for me.
unknownFuck.
SPEAKER_05No. That's a nine. Alright. Uh you start looking around and don't it's it's hard to gauge there's so much foot traffic and wagon traffic, and it's hard to gauge what would have been recent, what would have been jaqueese.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and he's not in his stable like he normally would have been.
SPEAKER_05Uh I've seen any guards walking around. Umusually, you do not see any on patrol through the streets. You do see some uh at the gates. Uh the normal uh two guards at each gate. Um but the rest seem to be missing. That's weird. Usually they're out walking around.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_01Alright. I'm gonna ask the one at the gate.
SPEAKER_11Okay.
SPEAKER_01Go up to him. Hey, uh, excuse me. You! Yeah, my horse got out last night. You find him? I I I couldn't leave the town, so obviously I couldn't fetch him. Your horse got out.
SPEAKER_02Yes, a friend. A friend of ours was to be watching him and she fell asleep and he wasn't tethered, so something must have spooked him and he ran.
SPEAKER_05Make a deception check. Uh either one of you with help.
SPEAKER_02I have plus four.
SPEAKER_08Am I here? You do it.
SPEAKER_05Uh, it's up to you. Yeah, you'd be with us.
SPEAKER_08It is true.
SPEAKER_05Fuck, you're right.
SPEAKER_08Just ask them. They were next to me in the room to ask them what they had to deal with.
SPEAKER_0517 Deception.
SPEAKER_02Um I think you knocked this when you hit the button.
SPEAKER_07I can like hear myself extra loud as fuck.
SPEAKER_02Okay, we're good.
SPEAKER_07Because I can usually hear myself a little, but I was like, holy fuck.
SPEAKER_05Sorry. 17 Deception. Yes. He goes, uh strange we didn't see it go out. I guess it could have found a gap in the in the palisades, uh I'll make sure the guards uh examine them when they have when we have a few to spare. Today's a bit busy.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, where are they all at? What are they at though? That is secret. Oh, we'll keep it secrets now, are we?
SPEAKER_05From you, the three of you, you are almost on the water. If we were found uh wherever you know, if I believe I heard uh some telling of uh uh people laughing about something, uh something about a donkey in the stocks. Uh a real one. A real one. If it was did you have a donkey?
SPEAKER_11No, it was a horse.
SPEAKER_05Strange. Maybe you should check it out again.
SPEAKER_02A real donkey.
SPEAKER_05What the f- It could it could be unrelated.
SPEAKER_02I'm not I think that maybe they just don't know what animals look like.
SPEAKER_01Quickdraw's face drops.
SPEAKER_02What?
SPEAKER_01If they are making fun of Jaquis and calling him a donkey, I swear to god.
SPEAKER_02And she'll put a hand on your shoulder again. I mean, he's been called worse things, like Jaqueese.
SPEAKER_05That is his name.
SPEAKER_02Quick Drop.
SPEAKER_05It's a beautiful thing if anybody's name is Jaquis. It's a RB singer.
SPEAKER_08Wait, wait, wait. He's been called worse things than a donkey. He's been called Jaundice. Yes, exactly. Oh, dear cross the bear forever.
SPEAKER_02Darling, I'm sure that if they are making fun of him. I'm sure they're not making fun of him, but if they are Darling, I'm sure they are making fun of him. No, I'm sure they're not making fun of him, but if they are, we will take care of it, okay? But you need to make him a laughing stock. Okay.
SPEAKER_05Better not be. All right, let's go. Let's go check that out. Uh you go uh to the middle of town uh where the stocks are, um, and you see a donkey in the stocks.
SPEAKER_08Wait, that's a donkey. That's weird.
SPEAKER_05As you approach and get a bit closer, what if it's is it you see Is it Brictopia? This is Jaqueese with one of the donkey heads on.
SPEAKER_08Oh my god. Oh my bot.
SPEAKER_05Lyrielle is like squinting. That's what I was trying not to laugh at earlier. When they get close enough to notice that it is Jaque, she's like trying to look around trying to shake it off like a dog when you put a hat or whatever on a dog. Oh, Jaqueese, there you are. Oh uh he like stops uh in his tracks and like spins to look at you, and it's like kind of tilted on his head from all of his shaking. So you just see like this sideways donkey head looking dead at you.
SPEAKER_02This is not what I was expecting at all. Uh you know, I know. Take a horse, but I feel a little bad.
SPEAKER_05Uh you see a guard just like cracking up a bunch of pet town townspeople or laughing uh and uh just like uh throwing apples and things.
SPEAKER_10No, uh he might like that. That's enough. Oh, he might like that.
SPEAKER_05That's enough. Come on, get down here. Get that off your head. Uh he tries and he like bumps his head on the on the uh barrier of the stock. Um and the guard goes, This horse has been arrested.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god. You arrested a horse. Yes. She's gonna she's gonna put malicious unhappiness.
SPEAKER_05He puts Quickdraw puts both his hands over his eyes. He was frowning and stomping his feet. And quickdraw.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, quickdraw. Lyrielle is gonna stand behind Quickdraw and put a hand on either shoulder. It's alright. How was um how explain how the horse was frowning as opposed to a normal horse face? How could you tell?
SPEAKER_05He just frowns. What's your name? Like this. What's your name? I'll make one up if you don't give it to me. Jack. Jack. Alright, Jack. It is a uh Sometimes I go by my family name.
SPEAKER_10What's her family name?
SPEAKER_05I don't give a fuck what your family name is.
SPEAKER_10Fuck!
SPEAKER_06Listen, Jack.
SPEAKER_08Jack.
SPEAKER_06It's a I don't know if you notice, but it is a horse.
SPEAKER_08Quick draw, be careful. Quick draw, quick draw.
SPEAKER_02Be careful. She still has her hands on your shoulders and she's like, it's all malicious unhappiness. You have to.
SPEAKER_05I'm smiling right now.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Look, don't stomp your feet.
SPEAKER_05Yes, um if you can pay his bail.
SPEAKER_11What is it? Hey.
SPEAKER_0525 gold.
SPEAKER_08Oh my god. Here. Quick draw. There you go.
SPEAKER_05Give me that. Uh he unlocks the gate. Poor buddy. Okay. Alright. Jacoese hears the gate unlock and tries to walk through it, but he still has the donkey head on and just bumps himself in the house. You poor buddy. Here. Lean down here. I'll get it. He leans down and you take off the donkey head and you see his eyes squinting. There they're the first time he's seen light since.
SPEAKER_11I'm sorry you were in there that long.
SPEAKER_0524 hours ago.
SPEAKER_02I'm sorry we had to leave you. You did you did well, Jaquese. You're a very good boy.
SPEAKER_09Larielle. What? You cannot say those things around me. I'm talking to the horse, man. No, no.
SPEAKER_02You know that's my trigger word.
SPEAKER_06I don't think you should say any more until the afternoon. Pleasure doing business with you all. Yeah, fuck you.
SPEAKER_10Leo.
SPEAKER_05Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Catch what? Sorry. Oh, I thought you said something. No. No matter.
SPEAKER_02He didn't, and she'll put her hand on your shoulder like a little bit harder.
SPEAKER_05He's just counting the gold.
SPEAKER_02You did not say anything.
SPEAKER_05One, two, three, four, and stuff.
SPEAKER_02He's counting the gold. I know. What you're doing. One of these days.
SPEAKER_01One of these days.
SPEAKER_02There's my good boot, right?
SPEAKER_05Let's take you back to where you where you belong, everybody boy.
SPEAKER_10Yes.
SPEAKER_05We're not going to take you out today.
SPEAKER_10It's alright.
SPEAKER_05Leans his head down, takes one of the apples that was being thrown, and you are chomps on it. Gets another one.
SPEAKER_08Leo's gonna pick him up and put him in his pack.
SPEAKER_05If you're gonna talk, you gotta be in front of the mic.
SPEAKER_08Leo's gonna pick him up and put him in his pack.
SPEAKER_05Leo is gonna pick him up and put him in his pack. Alright. Uh so you continue on uh and lead him back. Um you did not see your your wagon though.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Uh oh.
SPEAKER_05I mean, did we uh there was a wagon attached to this horse.
SPEAKER_06Where is it? Yeah, 25 gold.
SPEAKER_02To find out where the wagon is.
SPEAKER_05Or you can look for it yourself.
SPEAKER_02Listen, I will I will cover that for the wagon and she'll give twenty five more.
SPEAKER_05Oh, we left it right outside the city walls.
SPEAKER_11Cool. Four of them, you say?
SPEAKER_05Can I go get it? Um let me ask the burger master.
SPEAKER_06Oh wait. Now you'll have to come with us as an escort to make sure we don't I'm on duty.
SPEAKER_05Maybe you can get one of the gods at the wall.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
unknownOkay. Okay.
SPEAKER_05Uh you start walking away, uh, and then you hear him walk away from his post. Uh just continuing counting his goal.
SPEAKER_06You see, I think, you know, I wish it would have been fine if we let the guards try and go into the tower.
SPEAKER_02I think so as well, but I don't think that Esmeralda was going to leave unless a corral of idiots. Yes, I know. But fix your face, because they are still watching us.
SPEAKER_05Yes. Yes, of course. Uh you go back up to the gate and you see um uh I'm assuming you dropped Duqueese off at the Blue Water Inn on the way.
SPEAKER_03Um that's no more of that.
SPEAKER_05Um you drop Duqueese back off at the Blue Water Inn uh and then head to the gate uh where the same guard that you just talked to a mere minutes ago goes, Ah, I see you found your horse.
SPEAKER_01I did, yes. I need to go get his wagon, though.
SPEAKER_05You're not allowed to leave, which is why I'm asking you if you'd be an escort. Fine. All we need, I'll I just need to get the wagon. It's no funny business. No, it's fine. I just I just he needs the wagon. Open the gate. Uh he goes uh out, leads the way. We'll pick up that wagon and bring it back. It is quite heavy to bring without the horse, but Oh, I thought the horse was coming with us. Oh, I thought you were driving. Oh, yeah, no, the horse was coming with us, so he could hook it up. You grab the wagon, bring him back. Jacques is back with the wagon at the Blue Water Inn.
SPEAKER_10As God intended.
SPEAKER_05As God intended. The day is off to a beautiful start. What a great day.
SPEAKER_02Oh my good lord. All right, there's a donkey in the town square. As they're what are you listening to me talk? Um, he was giving me direct eye contact.
SPEAKER_04Um prolonged eye contact.
SPEAKER_02As they're walking back in, like around the wall, uh, Lirielle will kind of sidle up to Leo. Do you had a good evening? I did. Thank you. Yes. Why are you thanking me? Because I know how hard yesterday was for for you. And I do feel a little guilty. You don't have to feel guilty. But I do. Why? Because I feel like you needed me and I wasn't there. And I just feel like I have not done a good job at comforting you lately. And I don't know.
SPEAKER_08I don't know what to say a lot of times.
SPEAKER_06And now that there are three of us fighting me for the bag. No.
SPEAKER_02Now that there are three of us, Quick Draw's doing such a wonderful job, but I'm selfishly afraid that you are no longer going to need me. Leo. I know that's silly and selfish, but for the first time uh of like her doing this of her own volition, she will take your hand, take Leo's hand. She'll be like listen. You were here before him, you're here now, and you'll be here for a long time to come. No matter who comes into our lives, whether it's you know, uh friend, uh whatever is happening here. Okay. So how many make waffles for okay. Um possibly possibly maybe I'll have to talk to you about that. Um but no matter what. Regardless. You are my person, you know that, right? I do. Like I said, it was selfish, but I just I know typically when you're going through something, I just give you some space, but I feel like the space was just silence, and I use that for my own advantage, and I'm sorry. No, I don't think that at all. You know what I mean? I heard. You you know me, you know how I operate, and I appreciate it all the same. I knew what you were doing. There wasn't there's never been a time where I felt that you were not being there. You were being there in the way that you always have been for me, the way that you know that I in the past have responded to the best. Just because it's a bit different now, and she'll kind of like look towards wherever Quirkjaw is walk like walking with jaquez. Just because it's a bit different now doesn't mean that you know anything here changes. And she'll like kind of look over at him again.
SPEAKER_01He's just whistling feeding jaquiz apples.
SPEAKER_02I do too. And you are always going to be my best friend no matter what. We may not be we may not share blood leo, but you are my brother.
SPEAKER_09He like squeezes your hand a little bit.
SPEAKER_02I love you. I love you too.
SPEAKER_08Okay. Being a child of divorce is just I know.
SPEAKER_02This is just new. It's hard. We were the sexy singles for so long. I know.
unknownBut I am.
SPEAKER_02That was your name you came up with. I had nothing to do with it. I know, I know. I'll get used to it. And he's doing a wonderful job. I just don't don't kill him by accident. By accident?
SPEAKER_10What do you think I'm going to be?
SPEAKER_02What do you think I'm going to do, Leo? I do I did want to tell you though, while we're still kind of coming up on the gate here, um, just so you don't hear it from Danica, because she will inflate the story.
SPEAKER_09Um He gets a look in his eye, like put that look away.
SPEAKER_02Some sparkles. Put that look away. She will lean like close to Leo's ear and be like. I invited him to share my bed last night. But purely in that sense, purely in the sense of practicality. Because Zelika took the other bed in the room.
SPEAKER_09Of course that was the only option.
SPEAKER_02And so we fought, yes, we fought over who was going to take the floor and I refused. I think that's rude. So obviously, you know, he's you know, it's fine. So n nothing happened. You mean Zuleika?
SPEAKER_01Nothing happened because he fell asleep immediately.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Nothing happened. You take that one to the grave, Welly. Nothing happened. I mean, we woke up well, I was awake for a while because, you know, trance. But um I did wake up and we were holding hands, so that's something. But that's it. No matter no matter what Danica says, that is all that happened.
SPEAKER_08Yes, okay. I will not ask Danica further further.
SPEAKER_02Do not ask Danica further because she will lie to you. They're squinting at each other. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08She will lie to you.
SPEAKER_03That's all you're gonna ask Danica.
SPEAKER_02No matter what she says, it is a lie, okay? Yes. But I wanted you to hear it from me, because you know I wouldn't lie to you. But that is true, you wouldn't lie to me. Exactly. I've never lied. Um But I'm also such a sucker for gossip. If if she really wants to talk about what didn't happen, so go ahead and ask. You know what? If she's going to talk to anybody about what did or did not happen, it probably should be me. That's also true. But I can just tell you. Yeah, it's better that it does go to you. You know what? Do ask her because I do want to know what she was thinking. I also want to. And she's like starting to talk a little bit louder. She's like, I shit, he's gonna hear. Um, but no. I never never doubt that you are my best person. Okay? Okay and stop yelling so much. I could hear you through the wall the entire night. I was going to say, did you hear how much fun I was having? Yes.
SPEAKER_06Yes, I did. Both times.
SPEAKER_09That's how it's done.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_09And Lyrian was just gonna go silent, face red. Okay, no. I'll draw you a diagram if you'd like.
SPEAKER_01I would okay. You if that brings you comfort.
SPEAKER_02Okay. So she'll squeeze Leo's hand one more time and let go and walk back over to quick draw.
SPEAKER_05Tighten him, tie it up Jacques at his post.
SPEAKER_02Um and she will not say anything, but she will just reach down and grab your hand quickly and squeeze it as well.
SPEAKER_01Are you alright?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_11Just checking in.
SPEAKER_01Okay. You both ready.
SPEAKER_09Yes, I guess so. I was going to call you dad, but no.
SPEAKER_01Why would you do that?
SPEAKER_02He's been on a kick about it. He thinks that I'm going to make him do that. I don't know why. She's mommy.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_08Don't say okay like that.
SPEAKER_01Uh I'm just as confused as you are.
SPEAKER_08So, quick draw, in your opinion, what happened last night?
SPEAKER_01What happened last night?
SPEAKER_08I'm just trying to, you know, compare notes to see what Danica's going to say.
SPEAKER_01Oh, Danica will blow up the store for sure.
SPEAKER_08Yes.
SPEAKER_01I'll tell you what happened because I wouldn't lie to you. Exactly what Lyrielle said, most likely.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, probably. I do believe you.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Huh. She's standing away from you two, just kind of like betting jacque and like getting herself ready to go to Ravenloff. She can't hear you.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I don't really I don't really lie to my friends.
SPEAKER_02Me either.
SPEAKER_01I lie to my enemies.
SPEAKER_08I don't know. That's funny. I'm a bad liar.
SPEAKER_01You are.
SPEAKER_08I don't I don't tend to do that.
SPEAKER_01That's good. Makes me a little nauseous. It's a good practice to not lie.
SPEAKER_08You know, a quick draw. Thank you for taking care of Leary. You do a good job.
SPEAKER_01Thank you. I try I do try my best to. I try to my best to protect you too.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And I know that. And I appreciate it. And I will die before anything bad happens to you, so.
SPEAKER_01I hope not. I hope not. I hope, yeah. Alright. Are you ready? Is there anything else that we should do?
SPEAKER_08Rick Draw's just like his stepfather.
SPEAKER_01I think we go to that coffee maker's house.
SPEAKER_02I guess so. If we need to, we can we need to keep track of where that teleportation circle is so that way we can come back if needed.
SPEAKER_01Hopefully it doesn't get dispelled.
SPEAKER_02That's what I'm worried about.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, knowing the caniving freak he is.
SPEAKER_06It'll probably happen.
SPEAKER_02Guys, I'm scared. Me too.
SPEAKER_01Me too, buddy.
SPEAKER_02But you know what? He wasn't that powerful, but you know, that's true.
SPEAKER_08I just need to back to it kicked his ass.
SPEAKER_01He ran away like a little baby.
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_02I forgot the thing gets its charges back in the morning. Let me do that.
SPEAKER_01Guess we'll head to the coffin maker's house to that teleportation circle.
SPEAKER_06Alright.
SPEAKER_022600.
SPEAKER_06Oh, something's gonna be waiting for us. That fucking smile you just gave me, something's gonna be waiting in that house.
SPEAKER_05Uh you uh the amulet got all of the send me through town um to this uninviting shop. Uh he gave you the key, I believe. He did, yes. Um, so you just pop open the door. It has been abandoned, he has not come back since for fear of that noble coming back um and sicking his vampires on him. Um and it's pretty clear that the vampires that were here, um as you spoke to Strahd about, um, his plan was to attack until you put Saint Andril's bones back where they belonged. So they fled, leaving just this empty coffin maker's shop. You head back upstairs to where you remember feeling the aura of teleportation magic, uh, and you see a circle uh carved into the wood. Doesn't seem like it was hand chiseled or anything, but just uh from this magic rune.
SPEAKER_08Do you think the mic's picked that up? No. Okay.
SPEAKER_05And what would you like to do?
SPEAKER_08Examine it.
SPEAKER_04Okay. In what way?
SPEAKER_08I want to cast detect magic on it. See if it's still magical. Okay. And active. First cough of the night.
SPEAKER_01I know, I'm impressed.
SPEAKER_08Cough in. It's bad.
unknownIt's bad.
SPEAKER_08Detect magic to say that. Okay.
SPEAKER_05Uh you do detect uh some teleportation magic coming from the much like me this morning.
SPEAKER_08Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05Strangely, it does not glow like a typical teleportation circle, does it?
SPEAKER_08So strange. The stealth raises, do you think? Do we vampires are still in the boxes?
SPEAKER_05No, they like I just said they have fled.
SPEAKER_08Leo still kicks it out of fear. Cool.
SPEAKER_01Alright, come stand in a circle now. Let's all step foot in it at the same time, just in case.
SPEAKER_09Are we are we ready for this? Do we have the shoes for Mudo?
SPEAKER_05They're not ready yet. Oh my god. It's only been like two days, three days. This is like the mosquito.
SPEAKER_02This is like above table. This is like what we talked about in the text. Like, this is like the heist mission. Like, we're not fighting him. We're exploring and finding the.
SPEAKER_08I don't trust that, but okay.
SPEAKER_05Uh you all join hands and stand in the middle of the teleportation circle? Damn right. And nothing happens.
SPEAKER_08Oh my god. Well.
SPEAKER_01You know what? I had a feeling.
SPEAKER_08Interesting.
SPEAKER_01Quick draw and William had a feeling. Damn it.
SPEAKER_05Make an arcana check.
SPEAKER_08I wonder. Hmm. Okay. Guidance.
SPEAKER_05Twelve.
SPEAKER_09Frother guidance.
SPEAKER_02Eleven.
SPEAKER_05Just get higher than us.
SPEAKER_08Twenty-two.
SPEAKER_05Nice. This seems to be a destination only. Fuck.
SPEAKER_08How did the little minions get back?
SPEAKER_02Might have friends.
SPEAKER_08Interesting.
SPEAKER_05That pisses me off. Sounds like you're gonna have to find a different way into Castle Raven Loft. Next episode. Has it been two hours already? Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Jesus.
SPEAKER_09I'm ready to keep going.
SPEAKER_05I'm ready to keep going.
SPEAKER_09Although I is literally said this morning. I as Lily am feeling very awkward tonight. I can't get my words out.
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