Chaotic Naturals

Curse of Strahd - Episode 19 'Cleaning Up'

Chaotic Naturals Season 1 Episode 19

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SPEAKER_05

Thanks so much for joining us for episode 19 of our Curse of Strahd adventure. Last episode we began as the players left the ruins of Berez with their second seed from the Wizard of Wines after slaying Baba Lasaga. They were headed towards the Visani camp to check if Rictavio had indeed set his uh saber-toothed tiger on the Vistani camp. They arrived deep into the night to find a massive fire that once was the center tent at this Vistani camp. Uh the smell of blood uh very fragrant in the air as they found dozens of Vistani slain by this tiger mauled. Um, at the center of the camp, however, they found Strahd von Zarovic himself among this rubble and death uh clearly was a bit pissed off about uh his his buddies the Vistani being killed. The he had two of his vampire spawn minions with him, as well as some werewolves uh that surrounded you uh as you tried to get away on the wagon. Combat ensued. Luriel ran ahead, uh, and Strahd uh turning from mist back into himself, uh, grabbed her by the neck and tried with all of his might to charm her, trying to get her to give up this amulet that he once said was useless. But clearly it wasn't useless as she cast sunlight from it that uh hurt him and negated his healing properties. Um and among other things. He continued, uh, he did lay a couple of attacks into Lyriel, um, but didn't do quite as much damage. He was more really just focused on charming her, getting that amulet away from her and and retreating, but Lyriel overcame three or four wisdom saves with that elf advantage uncharmed and got away relatively unscathed in a face-to-face battle with Strahd himself. He ran away back to his castle after he realized that his minions and his werewolves were going to be killed very quickly. Um after that, you looted a bit, uh, found the brother of the man who attempted to assassinate you guys just that very morning, a very, very long day for the gang, um, and headed to Vallacchi, where you were greeted by a guard at the gate, this time a bit unfriendly uh compared to what you're used to, as a warrant has gone out for the three of you as associates of Rictavio, the man who uh was clearly the head of this attack of this Vistani camp right outside of the Volaki town. Uh precisely. Um so you were brought in, you bribed the guard not to um arrest you, but to bring you in uh to speak with the burgamaster, Baron. Um and you spoke with him. He, after much discussion about whether or not it was the right thing to do, or whether or not you were accomplices or responsible for this, or if it was a good thing to even have the Visani killed or not, um you decided to give up Rictavio's location uh in that tower outside of town and they let you go uh once they put you in the jail and let you go once um Rictavio was secured. And then you headed back uh to the inn when Leo met up with Vera for the second night in a row. Leo got some.

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Getting it in, getting it in just the one time. Well, um he got it in him the first time.

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Correct.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

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Um pitchers and catchers.

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Yep. Um he's done both.

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So Leo uh had a fun night with Vera or is currently having a fun night with Vera in his room, his in Quick Draw's room. Always getting away with while we have to deal, Lyra and I have to deal with shit. Some bullshit while he's bucking. Lucky.

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Welcome to Lyriel's life.

SPEAKER_05

It's just in sex saves.

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It says unfortunately.

SPEAKER_05

Unfortunately.

SPEAKER_08

There you go. You two now have to fuck, and then bad things will happen to me.

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Meanwhile, uh Quickdraw, I think you've had enough bad things happen to you recently. Uh meanwhile, Quickdraw and Lurielle returned to Lurielle's room where they found Esmeralda D'Avenir sitting on Lyriel's bed. Esmelda, as Emily texted earlier today.

SPEAKER_02

Damn it. I had my glasses off, okay? Is your name Esmeralda or is it Esmelda? It's Esmeralda and I missed I mistyped it because my glasses were off. Okay. I was doing my eyebrows and I couldn't see, okay?

SPEAKER_05

Esmerelda D'Avenir. Uh sitting on Lyriel's bed, greeting you with a what the hell were you thinking?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Okay.

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So we begin our session. Uh quick draw and Lyriel in the doorway. Leo on the other side of the wall, uh making a bit of noise.

SPEAKER_09

All you hear in the background is what?

SPEAKER_05

I can see that. That song from the Reddit post. Nice. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

Amazing.

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Um and as Merel is sitting on your bed, she does not have a weapon drawn or anything. She doesn't seem like she's here for a fight. She's here for a uh pointed discussion. Perfect.

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Um Yeah. I we open the door, she's there, she says, tell me what the fuck you were thinking. Lurielle is going to sigh deeply.

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Gestured a quick draw to come in, shut her door as Esmeralda requested. Oh shit. And just start taking her armor off.

SPEAKER_10

Whoa! She has like glares underneath, but she's just trying to unclip and take off her armor.

SPEAKER_01

Uh, you might want to sit on the other bed, Esmeralda.

SPEAKER_02

I have no intention of fighting you.

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She stands up.

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She's taking it off as this is happening.

SPEAKER_04

You would not succeed. I'm not here for a fight.

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Lovely. So I'm sure I know why you are here.

SPEAKER_05

Yes. I'm sure you are.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. And I am interested in the same thing that you are interested in, however, at this moment. I am most interested in getting some rest so that I can be back to 100%. So that way we can tomorrow talk more about saving Rictavio, which we were fucking obviously going to do.

SPEAKER_04

Rictavio can save himself.

SPEAKER_05

That is not an issue. He can escape the jail whenever he wants.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

The issue is that tower, as I'm sure you saw, was protected by very powerful magic.

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The only place that we've found in all of Barovia that is safe from Strahd's scrying, and protected by very powerful wards, that if the guards if Rictavio had not foreseen the guards coming and stepped outside and given himself up for a rest, they would have exploded themselves on the door, and many more things, even if they had gotten into the door somehow. Oh, so we'd be under a lot more pressure if Rictavio did not predict your loose lipness. Like I've said, Ritavio can leave this jail whenever he wants. That is not the issue. Okay. You do not need to rescue him. He is a powerful, powerful man. He taught me everything I know just about. What we need to do is we need to get back to that tower, make sure that we get everything out of there, because I'm sure as quickly as these guards found out that Rictavio was stationed there, Strahd and his minions found out that Rictavio's stationed there, and they will be after his ass as well.

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Well, I did not know about all that magic around the tower. This is news to me.

SPEAKER_11

Yes.

SPEAKER_06

Uh I didn't know it it was safe from his scrying.

SPEAKER_05

Well, it is. But now that they know the location of him hiding out there, they might know that I was hiding out there as well.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. And that is not good for us.

SPEAKER_05

We have many valuables stored in that tower, and we need to get them out into a safe space.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, we gotta preserve that.

SPEAKER_02

Well, we can be assured that none of the the Stani in the area will be looting the building. Um That is fair. So is it safe to assume that this can wait until morning? If they aren't aware of your connection or that you were there as well.

SPEAKER_05

I would presume that the Baron is sending his men there to investigate as we speak, and I'm sure that word has gotten distraught, and he is sending his freaks of the night out to scout it as well. Great. So we will have exploded, destroyed guards, and Rictavio will have guards on his ass and the Burgamaster on his ass even harder than he does now. Well, we'll get rid of some of the guards. I don't want these guards to be killed. That is precisely my reasonings for coming here. If we if the guards if we wanted the guards to be killed, we would just allow them to uh try to open this door and send shockwaves through every bit of them. Well my my my worry is not that they will get in. The guards at least. I fear that Strahd, if he knows uh about this tower, will know how to get into it, though he cannot scry. And that is my concern. If he finds what we have hidden there and he destroys it, or I I you never know what's up his sleeve. What do you have hidden there? Well, you'll see quickly enough if you come help me offload it. I know you're exhausted, and I know it is late night. I know you've had a very long day, but so have I, and so has Rictavio, and now he is in jail, and I have had come had to come all the way down here to fetch you to get your wagon so that we have enough room to get everything loaded. This is quite a pickle here.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. I think we're just gonna have to go.

SPEAKER_02

She's gonna bring a hand up and pinch the bridge of her nose.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Leo's gonna be pissed too, because his night's gonna end a little early.

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I think I really don't want to mess. I don't want to I don't want to touch that.

SPEAKER_01

I don't either.

SPEAKER_02

I really don't. Do you think it'll be alright? Leaving him to do that.

SPEAKER_01

Leaving Leo here and just you and I going? I think we need him in case trouble arises.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. I just took all my armor off.

SPEAKER_01

I know, I know. Come on, I help you put it back on.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

He'll start like handing her gauntlets and greaves and helping her buckle her greaves.

SPEAKER_05

Now it does sound like your friend is having a mighty good time on the other side of that wall. Yes.

SPEAKER_02

Do you think in your opinion, do you think that we need him or can we leave him there?

SPEAKER_04

There is animated armor that can help us with the carrying. I don't think that we will need him if you think that he is.

SPEAKER_02

Perfect. He is indisposed.

SPEAKER_04

Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Precisely.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, Vera would be right pissed if he had to go early.

SPEAKER_02

It's best, and also she has a direct link to the Burger Master, so it's best that we keep her happy. Yeah. I think.

SPEAKER_04

Well, that's good. You have an insider.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_04

You have someone inside her.

SPEAKER_02

Good lord, it's Mariel though. If I hadn't broken into my room, I I would I would laugh at that.

SPEAKER_06

I am on every window of this establishment I am making bars.

SPEAKER_02

I do want to let you know as well. Um not that I think we will be seeing much of you after we help with this, but if you what does that supposed to mean? I just imagine you have your own things to do.

SPEAKER_05

I mean to destroy Strahd. If that is your goal, then I am here to help.

SPEAKER_02

Well, regardless, if you need to come and speak with us again and you come through the window again, I will not hesitate.

SPEAKER_05

I'd like to see you try. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna I'm gonna bolt and bar those windows shut. No more windows here.

SPEAKER_02

I've had quite enough of people coming in them.

SPEAKER_01

There's a nice little thing called the front door and a little Hello.

SPEAKER_02

I understand the secrecy, but if you understood the day that we've had, you would know my reasoning for saying that.

SPEAKER_04

Um I understand. It doesn't make this any less important.

SPEAKER_02

That's true.

SPEAKER_06

All right, let's go get your stuff. Where are you planning on taking it?

SPEAKER_05

I hope you'd have a location. You think we got a secret eye out to put your stuff. Well, if you don't, then we can find something.

SPEAKER_02

As much as I don't want to deal with that fucking thing again. What about Argenfastot? Could that work?

SPEAKER_05

Uh no.

SPEAKER_02

No?

SPEAKER_05

I don't think so. The beacon has not been lit, so I would not be so sure about that.

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Lovely. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Have you dealt I heard Rictavio saying you fought the hags and ran away. Has that been dealt with?

SPEAKER_05

I mean the building's all but rubble. But so was our tower. We burned it. We just need to place the store ourselves. Yes, if you're fine with charred insides, then yeah. It's not much of a building anymore. Half it's missing, but you've seen the first two floors of That's also true. Our tower.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, well, if it's a lot smaller than your tower, but we can try it.

SPEAKER_05

That is fine. And it's close by, so. We just need to load up your wagon.

SPEAKER_04

Mine is full, and Rictavio's is full.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

So we just need to load up your wagon, bring it to this other tower. And you can come back here and sleep. Alright. All right. Your hop's keeping a jump.

SPEAKER_07

She's gonna like extra tighten her leg and chest, but she's so tired and so mad.

SPEAKER_11

Alright. Let's go then.

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Quick draws being very careful with his words because he knows at any moment Lyriel is going to blow up. So it's just helping her buckle her greaves and all right, let's go.

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She keeps giving you looks like I'm gonna fucking he's just like looking at look this look of like, I know, come on, okay.

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Alright.

SPEAKER_05

Alright. Uh so you guys uh hop on your wagon.

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Sound of Leophades. Uh Vero. It's gonna be extra funny if in the morning you're like, so did you guys? And I'm like, I don't even want to fucking talk about what I did.

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So did you guys I'm gonna leave the room.

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Didn't we call bone grinding?

SPEAKER_06

You were grinding bones, we were going old bone grinder.

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Yes.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, grinding her old her old bone. You just call her old? No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02

Leo already does that. I grind your bones? No, you call me old.

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Anyway.

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Anyway.

SPEAKER_01

Alright, here toque a little treat for you for taking you out so late.

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All right. Uh she uh you arrive uh back at the tower of Retavio. Um, you see her wagon out front. Do not touch that wagon. Load everything in yours.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

You did say yours was full.

SPEAKER_02

Wouldn't dream of it.

SPEAKER_04

I recognize the sarcasm in your voice. You will die if you touch it.

SPEAKER_02

No, I was being completely serious. I am I I want nothing more than to fucking go to sleep.

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All right. Uh she goes up, she opens the door, you see her uh moving uh the kind of clockwork uh design on the front of the door into the right space. Um and uh it opens, she goes, do not try to open this door.

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It is trapped quite heavily.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

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Let me do this.

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If you are to come back, do not do it. Um she leads you back up the uh up into the first floor of the tower, um, commands the golems uh to bring you up to the fourth floor, um, and she walks over to this suit of standing armor, um, and she goes, Kazan, help us clear this. And the That's Emily laughing now Lyrian. The armor uh animates it's uh and starts and she'll put it. Starts to grab a bunch of heavy shit. Put a hand on your shoulder. And load it up.

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She'll just put a hand on your shoulder.

SPEAKER_05

Is it good?

SPEAKER_02

We had a bit of a run-in with some animated armor when we first got here.

SPEAKER_04

It's good if you speak its command word.

SPEAKER_02

Perfect.

unknown

Alright.

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I'll take my hand off the handle of my crossbow. Uh and starts um bringing a bunch of shit uh over uh as you guys go and grab uh everything. Um you move move everything pretty quick with the four of you um and load it onto the platform. The c clay golems bring you back down uh and you load up the wagon. Um I think she'll notice if I slip in a jam in my pocket. Oh, you wanna you want to try to see what's in these boxes or something?

SPEAKER_01

I w I'm curious to see what she's holding because she said, Oh, you'll see. I want to know what they're transporting.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

I wouldn't try to take anything. Put your eyebrow down. I know you're thinking about ceiling when the eyebrow goes up.

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Yeah, he's not saying anything.

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He's just like letting the boxes with his eyebrow raise and looking at um you uh you peek into a wooden chest and you see uh the severed head of a Vistani man. Uh I quickly shut it. Uh the uh perfume, a very heavy lavender oil scent as you slam it shut.

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_10

What did she see?

SPEAKER_06

He'll look at her like wide-eyed and straight face and just load it on. What he's shaking his head.

SPEAKER_11

Can you say it in halflin?

SPEAKER_06

Here's a severed head in the box.

SPEAKER_10

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_05

I don't know. Uh Esmeralda p uh puts all her shit down, turns around to you, and uh she looks sees and sees what box you're carrying and goes, uh put Jon up front with you. I don't want to do that.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, so we're not being secretive about what's in box and why does it s I mean it's a it's a common scent, but why does it s what why does it have the same oil smell that I have? It's I'm a bit thrown off by that.

SPEAKER_01

Because dead flesh will smell pretty awful.

SPEAKER_02

Fair enough.

SPEAKER_05

These are magic oils preserving the head. Uh Rictavio likes to speak with it, figure out things about the Vistani.

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I think I'm going to change the scent that I wear. If I'm going to get a different scent to wear.

SPEAKER_05

No, don't do that.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Do not worry.

SPEAKER_04

Uh if you don't want to keep it safe.

SPEAKER_02

No, I can I'm sitting up I'm sitting up front as well. I can hold it. Yes, hold it. Yes.

SPEAKER_04

We cannot let that go overboard. Uh Rictavia would have a fit.

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Lovely. Um, yes, we wouldn't want what was the name that you said? Jan?

SPEAKER_04

Jan, yes.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we wouldn't want him to go anywhere.

SPEAKER_09

Lyriel's gross out. She's seen a lot and done a lot of shit while they're vineyard. This is the craziest shit.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, for some reason, this is disgusting.

SPEAKER_02

This is the most uncomfortable. She just cremated one of the Vistani after they were dead, and she's like, I don't want to touch this.

SPEAKER_06

I'm not looking in another box.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, have you satisfied your curiosity? Have we learned? Yeah. Have we learned that maybe we don't look into boxes?

SPEAKER_05

These people are freaks.

unknown

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

Alright, uh, you have successfully loaded everything onto the wagon. Uh you hold the awn in your lap, uh, as everything else is in the back. Um like this. As Merelda go uh looks to this animated armor and says, go back upstairs. If anyone uh gets inside, kill them.

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Lovely.

SPEAKER_05

I'll hold the Baron tries to come inside. Uh, back upstairs, um, and you see uh go lead the way, I will follow. And she goes over to her uh uh wagon and very carefully opens up the door uh and hops in and very carefully closes.

SPEAKER_02

Can I either like detect magic or some sort of arcana check? Like is that warded as well? I'm imagining her wagon is warded. Or like why is she being so weird about it?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, what the dog doing?

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What the dog doing?

SPEAKER_05

Um it's probably like a vault. Yeah, you could make uh make a perception check. Perception, okay.

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Natural 20 for a total of 25.

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That's caught. Uh slutty 20.

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As you guys walk past it uh and were close enough to it, you get these faint smell of alchemists' fire. Ooh, yeah.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_05

It's as you kind of look at it, you see faint uh wires kind of looped around, um, especially on the handle, like kind of tucked in. Uh, rigged to the gills with alchemist fire.

SPEAKER_10

She's got the she's got the wagon fucking okay.

SPEAKER_06

Jaquis I'd never do that to you.

SPEAKER_04

She goes, I'll be I will be right behind you.

SPEAKER_10

Yes. Um slowly. I was gonna say, you're okay to go over like bumps and things?

SPEAKER_05

Don't worry about me.

SPEAKER_10

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Alright, Jaquis, whole bone grinder. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

She's holding the head.

SPEAKER_05

Uh he kicks off, and you guys go shootin', shootin' ahead. Uh rootin' dootin' and Esmerelda slowly following behind.

SPEAKER_09

Shootin' ropes.

SPEAKER_06

I thought you were gonna say something like shooting his photos.

SPEAKER_09

Sorry, guys, it's we have to have the rating again. It's important for the recording that Lily looked me in the eye when she said nowhere. You looked me in my soul. I didn't like it. I was looking through you.

SPEAKER_05

What are we doing? Oh, uh, you guys shoot ahead um and uh head off to Old Bone Grinder past Velocity. Um I'm assuming you do not want to go through the town.

SPEAKER_02

Uh oh wait, fuck, because he said we can't leave.

SPEAKER_11

So what the fuck do we do?

SPEAKER_02

How do we get back in?

SPEAKER_05

He did say we couldn't leave. I forgot about that. Esmeralda snuck you out.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, perfect. She can sneak us back in. That bitch can sneak us back in because I'm not going through that shit again.

SPEAKER_05

On because um it's just because old bone grinder, you have to pass through Velocity to get there. Yeah. So if you want to go on the outskirts, you can.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I guess yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yep. Whatever is get us less seen.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

No encounter.

SPEAKER_00

Thank God.

SPEAKER_05

Um you make it to Old Bone Grinder, it's still as decrepit and broken windowed as it as it was the last time you were here. I'm um there may be good memories.

SPEAKER_02

There may be bodies still inside. Do you want those?

SPEAKER_05

She's long, she's long behind you. She's going slow.

SPEAKER_02

There may still be bodies. Quick draw. There may still be bodies in there. Do you think we should probably clear them out?

SPEAKER_06

They'll be nothing but, you know, they'll be nothing but crispy.

SPEAKER_02

Touch them and they'll just don't break crumble. Holding a seventh head. Also, why I don't like this.

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Why you see a couple of the chickens have gotten loose uh around uh around the place and are just kind of like plucking and uh plucking the ones that are awake at this hour. Um and you go in and the stench of that black icker uh barrel that you saw uh before is has grown disgusting. Um all of the ingredients and the hundred croaking toad barrel um is still croaking loudly. Uh they survived, um it's only been a few days. There's they're like cockroaches. But they have not been taken care of. Um it is a disgusting sight to be sure to be sure. Uh but you guys uh start to bring everything in, uh work your way up to the second floor and find the three dead night hags crispy is um hardly bearable.

SPEAKER_02

Any particular place you want yawn?

SPEAKER_05

She's still not there. Oh my god. Okay. She'll be a couple minutes.

SPEAKER_02

I'm sitting this down. I don't want to hold it anymore.

SPEAKER_05

Um put it down. At least they're burnt.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

As you guys finish up loading everything off of your wagon, she finally arrives uh and goes, Oh, good. Um, you got everything loaded in. Uh this should do us fine. Um That's all we got.

SPEAKER_04

As I was passing through Velaki, I left a note for Rictavio telling him we would be here, so he should find us here. But like I said, this does not have any protection from scrying, and uh I worry that we'll be found by Strahd sooner rather than later. It is good that we did this this late at night when nobody is awake. Luckily we ran into no vampire or wolves. Damn lucky.

SPEAKER_06

He's been real uh what's the word? He's been real uh bloodthirsty out there in the night recently.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, yes, yes, very recently very recently, and Lyrielle will like kind of touch her neck a little bit. Very, very recently.

SPEAKER_04

Did he bite you?

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

Do you feel anything strange?

SPEAKER_02

No.

SPEAKER_04

Good.

SPEAKER_02

I might be immune. I'm immune to being a werewolf right now, so maybe it like transfers. Do you think of a transfer? I don't know. Felt bad, but I feel cool now.

SPEAKER_04

Speaking of werewolves, didn't you have a friend with you? Yeah. Yes. Where is she gone?

SPEAKER_05

Um she's still out watching just hanging out outside. Yeah. Yeah, she's just chewing outside. You're just hanging around around the inn there.

SPEAKER_08

She's alright.

SPEAKER_05

Good.

SPEAKER_04

Um, well, I will stay here and clean up the place as best I can.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, sorry about that.

SPEAKER_05

I'll leave that to you. Gods.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Um it's not flammable.

SPEAKER_05

Uh she'll figure a way out. She can probably burn the hags, yeah. Um They are burnt. Burn them forever. Um and and get them out of there.

SPEAKER_04

Uh well, I appreciate your help. Yes. I'm sorry that I broke into your room, but this was very urgent. Luckily we had managed to get there before any guards.

SPEAKER_02

No, it's alright.

SPEAKER_05

I'll forgive you.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's actually all things considered good that you broke into my room instead of theirs because you were.

SPEAKER_05

Well, I was going to break into theirs and I saw some activity through the window. Yeah, I apologize for that. Yeah, they need to put curtains up too. Yeah. Your friend Leo.

SPEAKER_02

Do you want it?

SPEAKER_05

Never mind. I can't uh why don't you share it with the client?

SPEAKER_02

I can put you I mean this with I know that I look like I'm not being serious, but I mean this with the utmost sincerity. I can put you on the list.

SPEAKER_05

Have you been with him?

SPEAKER_02

No. No, no.

SPEAKER_05

I haven't either.

SPEAKER_02

He is basic he is uh basically my brother.

SPEAKER_05

I'll leave that surprise for when you are. If you are.

SPEAKER_02

What? No, I will not be.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, well then he is Wait surprise. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02

Nothing.

SPEAKER_06

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Back in a great night. Thank you for your help.

SPEAKER_10

What the fuck does that mean?

SPEAKER_01

She's trying to have it recent or something.

SPEAKER_09

What the fuck? Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_01

The hell's going on.

SPEAKER_09

That's only the eight. It was actually average. Or eleven. I can't do math. It's eleven.

SPEAKER_05

She's hard to read. She could mean many, many different things right now, but she is her lips are sealed.

SPEAKER_07

Quick draw.

SPEAKER_05

Willie needs to know. She kind of chuckles to herself.

SPEAKER_10

I think does she want me to it's not going to happen. No, I'm just going to be able to do it.

SPEAKER_05

You can have him if you want. Not what I meant.

SPEAKER_02

He's a free agent, absolutely. What does Meralda look like?

SPEAKER_01

If you if you want him, he'll just say the word and he and uh you can have him.

SPEAKER_02

Gimme. He's a he's a he's a free agent. I I am I've no, that will not be happening.

SPEAKER_05

Well, my priorities are di are uh with other things.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, as are mine.

SPEAKER_04

Um maybe once we kill Strahd, me and you can have a proper one-on-one battle, and me and Leo can see where things go. Oh is there something you'd like to do with me?

SPEAKER_02

I didn't want to I didn't want to fight you, Esmeralda.

SPEAKER_06

I was It sounded like you did. No, no, no. I'm just curious of what kind of artifacts y'all are storing, besides a severed head.

SPEAKER_11

I don't uh I don't want to fight I don't know.

SPEAKER_05

It is mostly uh Rictavio's life work life's work. Uh the arcane interests me as of late.

SPEAKER_04

Many uh many manuscripts and journals uh have has uh written and collected over the years. And Jan. Ah, books. And Jan, yes.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. I left him on the untorched counter for you. And I wasn't sure if there is a specific.

SPEAKER_04

He deserves a good place to rest. Yes, of course. Rest his little head.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, good night. We're gonna go.

SPEAKER_04

Rest well.

SPEAKER_01

I will try.

SPEAKER_11

I guess. Yes, here's a good one.

SPEAKER_01

Good luck to you. Um she can handle herself.

SPEAKER_11

What is happening today?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. It's a weird ass night.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

I just want to go back.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Alright. Uh you hop on the wagon. Jaqueese.

SPEAKER_10

What the fuck is going on?

SPEAKER_05

Lead you uh to Milaki.

SPEAKER_07

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, he's gonna have to go. How would you like to fuck enter? All right, so somehow. Alright, Jaqueese. Esmeraldo had a nice way out. But yeah, it's impossible to get a horse and a wagon in the same way you came out. Shit.

SPEAKER_01

Outside tonight in the fence. Outside the fence. He kind of like dips his head like what the fuck. I don't even need to have to speak with animals.

SPEAKER_05

Bro knows what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02

No, yeah, I I believe you do.

SPEAKER_05

Well, you can't tell what he's saying. Yeah, that's just emoting.

SPEAKER_02

Fully bonded at this point.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. We're gonna have to sit him outside the fence. Okay, climb over the fence. And uh Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Right uh so uh this probably isn't accurate, but in my head, I have been imagining the inn and then like a little back area behind the inn and then open never mind.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, so pull up, sneak in. It's a 20-foot wooden palisade. Okay, okay. So do you have any climbing gear? No. Okay, then I'll need athletics checks from both of you. Shit.

SPEAKER_08

Fuck or declease.

SPEAKER_05

If he does, I'll be really upset. One of you goes first. I would assume Lyrielle would like to go first. I'm gonna cast pass without trace. Okay. I will give uh you will be able to help quick draw up as well.

SPEAKER_11

Okay, good.

SPEAKER_05

Good. Fuck. I'm at a second level spell slot.

SPEAKER_08

That's okay. Can you upcast it?

SPEAKER_06

I don't have third-level spells.

SPEAKER_02

Um, I will I'm gonna be able to help you, but also how how bad is your athletics?

SPEAKER_06

Minus one.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna give you guidance as well. And then I'm gonna try to start.

SPEAKER_01

You want to uh wanna help me up there? And I'll and I'll tap his cheek.

SPEAKER_02

I was going to tap you on the shoulder.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, alright.

SPEAKER_02

Logically but and she she is smiling. But since you asked, and she will cast guidance by giving you a little smitch on the cheek. Happy?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

All right. All right.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

That's a bad roll face.

SPEAKER_10

Twelve. I have a plus five.

SPEAKER_05

What was that sound? You hear the boots of guards running up. They are on the other side of the wall. What if I take it?

SPEAKER_01

If I take my am going to here's what I want to try and do this thing. So I want to quietly go across the fence a few yards and blow my signal whistle. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Oh.

SPEAKER_01

And then when they run in that direction, kind of run back towards where we're at.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

You can do that. Okay. Uh so you go uh Should I make a stealth so they don't hear my footsteps over the fence, or is it too thick or uh no, you're gonna be fucking.

SPEAKER_05

Um I am practically invisible, anyways, because it's dark. Yeah. Anyway, it's more so the sound, but you are that it is thick wooden wall, yeah, yeah. Like tree trunks. Um I'll go far enough towards the entrance and blow the signal whistle. All right. Um you go over there. Uh Hey!

SPEAKER_03

What is that?

SPEAKER_05

Uh you s hear them shuffling, a group of guards shuffles towards the sound of that, uh, and you hear them open the gate as they try to go out again. You can make another athletics check if as you have a second go trying to get over the wall here.

SPEAKER_11

Uh 18.

SPEAKER_05

Uh you hop up and uh try to help quick draw over.

SPEAKER_02

You have advantage if you didn't roll that with it. Oh, I have advantage.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Uh you lean down, but this is a 20-foot wall. Yeah. And he his short stature needs to get pretty high up to reach your arm. He goes, he goes a queue. Hold on a second.

SPEAKER_06

It freaking smacks his head. Uh cast jump on myself. And uh boom.

SPEAKER_05

30 feet, right? Uh yeah. You lean down and you reach it. Quick drop cannot get into you.

SPEAKER_06

Oh no, I can't re Hang on a minute.

SPEAKER_05

Pumps his boots up.

SPEAKER_06

So you let me lean over the wall. Jumps fully over you.

SPEAKER_02

Let me lean over the wall like an idiot.

SPEAKER_06

I forgot I can do that.

SPEAKER_02

Can you cast it on Jaquis?

SPEAKER_06

I don't think I can cast it on another.

SPEAKER_09

Jump Jaquise.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I touch a willing creature.

SPEAKER_09

Cast it on Jaqueese and then hop on Jaquis.

SPEAKER_05

You already jumped. You can jump back and do it, but the guards are coming after you right now.

SPEAKER_01

Uh I'm fuck, yeah, because if they notice the horse is gone. Fuck.

SPEAKER_08

Whose horse is that?

SPEAKER_01

I have to leave it out there. We have to get back.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, Tim.

SPEAKER_06

I'm just worried that they'll notice that the horse is gone and then come accusing us that we left or something. Whatever. I'll fucking fight 'em.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, well maybe not do that.

SPEAKER_05

But as you guys are uh make it to the other side of the wall, you hear the guards approach where you just were um and you hear one of them goes It's their horse and their wagon. They've escaped. Oh, they're outside? They went all the way around. The guards went outside of the wall to track where that sound came from. How many?

SPEAKER_09

No.

SPEAKER_05

Uh it sounds uh make a perception check. Well, I'm trying to see how many. Very easy. DC ten. Sounds like four. Four guards.

unknown

What are you thinking?

SPEAKER_01

What do you think?

SPEAKER_11

I think that's going to get us in a lot more shit.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, probably. Damn.

SPEAKER_02

I don't think that's a good idea. We d especially with everything we've been through today, we do not have to.

SPEAKER_01

Alright, alright, alright, alright. We'll say he must have got out. Forgot to time up. Because we'll be at the end.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_05

That's our plan. Okay. You head back to the end. Yep. Um Zulika is still sitting outside. It's good to see you.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, um was she was she's late night, huh? Yes. Was she sitting like where the horse would be?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

If anyone asks, you fell asleep and the horse escaped. Yeah?

SPEAKER_05

All right.

SPEAKER_02

Thank you.

SPEAKER_05

I'll give her a thumbs up. Uh you're going to tell me what actually happened though, right?

SPEAKER_02

He's outside the wall. We had to we had to we had to sneak out and come back um after we were explicitly told not to leave the city anymore. Right.

SPEAKER_06

So we had to blame Ezrael if we get caught.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, exactly. We had to leave him uh behind. So just in case.

SPEAKER_05

Well, hopefully nothing bad befalls your horse.

SPEAKER_06

I hope we were sleeping at the oh no.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, I'm sure. I'm sure they'll cover for you.

SPEAKER_11

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

I will.

SPEAKER_11

Thank you.

SPEAKER_01

Man.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. If anything bad happens to you, I'll kill 'em.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah. Yes. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01

No questions.

SPEAKER_04

Alright. Well, uh Thank you.

SPEAKER_05

Is there an extra bed for me upstairs? I neglected to ask.

SPEAKER_01

There is.

SPEAKER_05

There's two beds to a room. I'll sleep on the floor.

SPEAKER_02

No, you're not going to do that.

SPEAKER_05

If there's two beds to a room. Oh, Leo is Leo's in our room. Leo's in the boys' room. I see. And I'm not going in there. Alright. Well, uh, if if if you want the floor, then it's all yours.

SPEAKER_00

You are not sleeping.

SPEAKER_05

Ladies get floor.

SPEAKER_01

Leo's get to bed. It's fine.

SPEAKER_00

You are not sleeping on the floor.

SPEAKER_01

I'm used to sleeping out in uh hardwood sur hard surfaces.

SPEAKER_02

Give us a few minutes in case the the guards do come looking for where the horse should be.

SPEAKER_05

I'll pretend I'm asleep.

SPEAKER_02

Yep. And then you can come up.

SPEAKER_05

Just say you forgot to tie it up. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Oh well.

SPEAKER_02

Let's go.

SPEAKER_05

Well, good night.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, we'll see you shortly.

SPEAKER_05

Um back in Leo's room as everything has finished up. Uh Vera uh laying next to you, uh kind of running her fingernails across your chest. Um nice.

SPEAKER_04

Now, where did you get this scar from?

SPEAKER_08

Uh can I lie to you? It It'd be a lot more heroic if I did.

SPEAKER_04

It um wouldn't be very convincing starting off like that. Starting off You asked if you could lie to me.

SPEAKER_08

I just meant like, did she think that this is going somewhere?

SPEAKER_04

I'm just curious about you have a very adventurous life.

SPEAKER_08

I do, but unfortunately that scar is from my father. He's an evil man.

SPEAKER_04

What did he do to you?

SPEAKER_08

He turned into a werewolf and he hurt me.

SPEAKER_04

Well, it's a good thing you're away from him now, isn't it?

SPEAKER_08

Yes.

SPEAKER_09

It's been quite some time now.

SPEAKER_04

Uh she kisses the scar.

SPEAKER_08

Oh!

SPEAKER_09

I love Vera. He tears up a little bit. Nobody's ever done that.

SPEAKER_05

Um she hugs you a bit tighter and wait.

SPEAKER_09

I want him and Vera to end up together. I mean he's not ending up with anybody! I know.

SPEAKER_04

If you like me to stay the night, I can I can go back if you'd like.

SPEAKER_09

No, you you can stay here if you'd like. I think Quick Draw is probably occupied.

SPEAKER_04

Now, what does that mean?

SPEAKER_09

I make and I make a great breakfast.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, you're going to cook here for me.

SPEAKER_09

If they let me use the kitchen.

SPEAKER_08

There's quite a big chance that they won't, and we'll be uh they'll make you put more than an apron on if you do.

SPEAKER_06

You forgot about that.

SPEAKER_02

They'll be like, Leo, please, you can't do this.

SPEAKER_09

There are children that live here. He has to wear more than an apron.

SPEAKER_05

Um she goes, That's that's sweet of you. And she drifts off and falls asleep on your chest.

SPEAKER_09

Oh nice.

SPEAKER_02

He plays with her hair until he falls asleep.

SPEAKER_09

I love them. That's so cute.

SPEAKER_02

Um yeah. We get back to mine. And she as soon as they are inside her room, she is fighting you on sleeping on the floor.

SPEAKER_06

What's wrong with sleeping on the floor? It's not a few. Gentlemanly, so I've heard let the lady sleep on the bed. Here is the thing. I'll take the floor. Here's the thing. I've slept on the dirt to grab before against trees.

SPEAKER_01

Or they look in the window and the first thing they see is the floor because they won't see me.

SPEAKER_11

You are not. We have gone through too much for you to sleep.

SPEAKER_05

It is a cloak just starfished on the floor. I'm invisible.

SPEAKER_02

We have and she's taking her armor off again, and she's arguing while she's taking her armor off. We have been through too much for you to sleep on a wooden floor.

SPEAKER_01

Just I got a bedroll.

SPEAKER_02

You just sleep with Zulika. Sleep, just sleep on just sleep on the bed, please.

SPEAKER_01

Don't sit right with me.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

But fine. I know I I know you can't, but alright, alright.

SPEAKER_02

She'll keep taking her armor off and good.

SPEAKER_05

Stubborn Yeah. Um I am. You hear a gentle knock at your door. Oh, son of a bitch, I'll answer it. Uh you see uh Danica. Oh with a thick bedroll and goes Hello, uh, quick draw.

SPEAKER_01

Danica, how are you?

SPEAKER_04

I heard all the ruckus next door and Yeah, you can yell at him tomorrow morning. I figured no, it's it's okay to enjoy your stay here at the blue button. I figured maybe you'd be not sleeping in that room with him, so I figured I'd bring an extra bedroll up just in case any day.

SPEAKER_02

That's very nice. I've already thought him, he's going to be taking my bed and sleeping there.

SPEAKER_04

Well, then you can use the bedroll.

SPEAKER_02

Sure. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04

It is quick draw sized.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that's that that's fine. That's just one of our kids.

SPEAKER_04

Well, it's just their own.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, that's fine.

SPEAKER_04

The boys used to use this when they couldn't fall asleep in their room.

SPEAKER_02

Lovely.

SPEAKER_04

Thank you. Well, thanks. Thank you. Thank you. Um do you mind if I stay an extra minute? Sure. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04

I just want to see how funny it looks, you laying on this small bed.

SPEAKER_06

Are you sure you don't want to take the bed?

SPEAKER_02

I'm sure it looks extra funny now that I'm out of my armor as well, so I'm just kind of. Yes, I didn't realize you had all that under there.

SPEAKER_01

You're gonna be able to cover you're gonna be able to cover uh up to your knees in that seat. Are you sure you don't want me to take that?

SPEAKER_02

Yes, I am sure. What would you prefer?

SPEAKER_05

We take we um what I'll leave.

SPEAKER_02

I don't and and she's getting nervous now, so she's starting to like she has like her necklace on too with the wolf tooth that you gave her. So she's like fiddling with that and taking it off. She's like, I don't know, just would you prefer that would be shit? Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not gonna say no, then I wouldn't. Practical. It's awfully chilly tonight.

SPEAKER_11

It would be less awkward for anyone of us on the floor.

SPEAKER_06

Or would it be more awkward?

SPEAKER_11

I don't know.

SPEAKER_06

Because she's in the room.

SPEAKER_01

What? You know I have two you ever you ever in a room where you're alone on one bed and then on the other bed there's uh two people?

SPEAKER_02

Yes, many times.

SPEAKER_01

Oh okay. You have?

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_11

It's fine.

SPEAKER_04

Oh Zulika comes in.

SPEAKER_11

Hello.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, you're still up?

SPEAKER_11

Yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_04

For a bit I am exhausted, so I will be falling asleep immediately. She goes over too. Yeah, I'm I'm right there.

SPEAKER_02

Sure. Yep. And Larry will go and sit. She is fucking like she offered this. You wanted this. But she is like, she's sitting on the edge of her bed and just like she sits and then turns almost like very like robotic, turns and is sitting, like legs out, sitting up, completely like straight.

SPEAKER_05

Right shoulder just hanging off the vest.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Do you want me to come up there before I can take the bedroll?

SPEAKER_02

I will not it would not sit right with me if you were to take the bedroll. No.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. He'll crawl up there and he will lay down, rest his head on the pillow, look up at you for a moment, and fall immediately asleep.

SPEAKER_11

And she will go.

SPEAKER_02

And she'll like slowly like slide down until very much like a corpse. She will slide down until she is like completely straight. And she will go into her trance.

SPEAKER_05

And for the first time in five sessions, please trigger a long rest.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god, that feels fantastic.

SPEAKER_05

That Jesus is Christmas.

SPEAKER_02

Jesus. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

It's like probably like 12 hours of D D on one long rest.

SPEAKER_02

And I have my channel Divinities back, which means I can have advantage again.

unknown

Yay!

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06

You were planning something.

SPEAKER_02

What?

SPEAKER_06

You were planning something. Dirty dub.

SPEAKER_10

What I planned happened just in two seconds. Well, I couldn't. I'll take the floor in the middle of the night.

SPEAKER_06

And then he hit Quick Draw wakes up and she's in the bed next to him.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

No.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, okay. Never mind.

SPEAKER_02

My plan to tell you now that we're past it, above table, my plan was she was gonna. I didn't think Zalika was gonna invite herself up. So she was going to sleep. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05

Well, she the dog sleeps outside.

SPEAKER_02

But she was she was going to, if Zalika hadn't done that, if they had wouldn't have had to leave, you were gonna take the second bed and she was gonna still do the I'm gonna sleep on the floor because that way, in case somebody comes in, I'm there to like protect you.

SPEAKER_09

And the hope was you would invite her up and say, like, you're not gonna sleep on the floor, get up here. But it worked out.

SPEAKER_06

Nice.

SPEAKER_09

That's fine. I got what I wanted.

SPEAKER_05

Nice.

SPEAKER_09

You might need a picture of Vera.

SPEAKER_05

Uh Google it. I made her up.

SPEAKER_02

I know you did. Did we did we even like describe what she looked like at all? No, no.

SPEAKER_05

You said she's like a pretty maid.

SPEAKER_02

You said she's kind of pretty.

SPEAKER_05

Just Google pretty maid.

SPEAKER_02

Well, all of the people in Barovia look kind of like gaunt and a little scary.

SPEAKER_05

Pretty maids all in a row. You wake up in the early morning, uh, Vera still asleep on your chest, um, and the two of you in bed together maybe moved a little closer during the night. A little bit. A little bit. You can't help it, you're asleep.

SPEAKER_01

I wake up, Quick Joe wakes up and realizes that his that they are like uh holding hands in between each other.

SPEAKER_05

Um you wake up?

SPEAKER_09

Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Craving for waffles.

SPEAKER_09

Immediately put on my kiss the cook apron on top of my clothing.

SPEAKER_05

Uh Vera is the shortcut.

SPEAKER_09

Actually, he's shirtless. He'll put on a shirt.

SPEAKER_05

Vera turns over and sees you uh from behind as you are taking your clothes off and putting the apron on.

SPEAKER_09

I'm keeping my clothes on. Oh.

SPEAKER_08

I'll put my I'll put my pants on, keep my shirt off, put the apron off.

SPEAKER_01

Vera goes, darn.

SPEAKER_09

Put my shoes on because that's a health hazard.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, the shirtless part doesn't matter, but the feet, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Are you sure you want to go downstairs this early? Woo!

SPEAKER_09

She's that around. He takes the apron off and gets back in bed.

SPEAKER_05

Uh you guys, as you're a peaceful uh morning, as you can holding hands. Oh, you're pretty.

SPEAKER_09

My trance is only four hours, so I'm she's she's awake, but is still like her eyes are shut.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, okay. He's he forgets about elves having a trance. And he's just watching her sleep, but she's not sleeping.

SPEAKER_05

Uh Zulika wakes up.

SPEAKER_04

Um, let's get a start on this early morning. Shouldn't shouldn't we head to Castle Ravenloft? Oh it's about that time, I suppose. What is that sound?

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

I can feel you looking at me. I was hoping that if I see.

SPEAKER_06

We got about five more minutes, Zulika. Really?

SPEAKER_09

Sorry, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_02

I can feel you looking at me. She still hasn't opened her eyes yet.

SPEAKER_05

What?

SPEAKER_08

Five minutes.

SPEAKER_05

Turn his head away to the wall. Gods, I miss Emile. Oh my. He just quietly to Lyriel. Ugh.

SPEAKER_04

Um, she will I haven't slept in a bed by myself.

SPEAKER_02

Oh.

SPEAKER_04

Well, I have been since he's been taken, but every night that I do, it's torture.

SPEAKER_02

Um yeah, Lyriel will have opened her eyes at this point, because obviously she's not fooling anybody.

SPEAKER_06

Um fooled quick draw.

SPEAKER_02

Hello. Um, she has not removed her hand. She knows she's noticed it. And she will just kind of tighten her grip a little bit.

SPEAKER_11

Good morning. See? Much better than the floor.

SPEAKER_01

I haven't slept that good in a long time.

SPEAKER_06

But now I really want to get up because I don't want to listen to Leo. Fucking.

SPEAKER_02

I this is going to sound really bad. After a while, you just get used to it. You don't hear it anymore.

SPEAKER_06

How many times? It's kind of comforting. How many times have you heard it?

SPEAKER_02

It kind of sounds like home.

SPEAKER_06

Good lord.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, it's so funny.

SPEAKER_02

That's and it's unfortunate, but yeah, I don't really hear it anymore. But I understand. If you'd like to go downstairs, you're going downstairs. Yes. The sounds of home. Yeah, the sounds like home.

SPEAKER_01

Ah, the sounds of home.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, home, home, home. Jesus. Um, if you would, if yes, if you'd like to go downstairs, we can.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Are these walls made of paper?

SPEAKER_06

Just wood. There's no insulation in though. They didn't know what that was.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

They didn't have spray foam back in 1584 or whatever.

SPEAKER_10

Leo's pretty performative too.

SPEAKER_02

So yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Is Leo going?

SPEAKER_10

Oh, Leo.

SPEAKER_05

I hope they hear that.

SPEAKER_02

That's canon. He does that. Um even after he's done tapping on the walls. Tap on the walls. Um, yeah, uh, Lyriel will move to get up. She's not gonna put her armor on or anything. They're just going down to like eat breakfast or whatever. Um, so she's still loose clothes, no armor. Well, ready to escape this?

SPEAKER_05

You see Yevgeny and Solar downstairs?

SPEAKER_02

Oh no. This is my nightmare.

SPEAKER_05

Or infill. Hello. Or my dream. Good morning.

SPEAKER_02

Um, Yevgeny, thank you for the uh for the uh smell great.

SPEAKER_05

He smiles and nods.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, he's in public. He can't.

SPEAKER_02

It's hard to look him in the eye knowing what I know. Um I don't care.

SPEAKER_05

Yevgeny say you're welcome.

SPEAKER_11

Perfect. Lovely. Wonderful.

SPEAKER_05

Your girl, she is fine. She hangs out with the priest.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_05

That's good. Thanks for checking in on her again.

SPEAKER_11

Thank you.

SPEAKER_05

You're welcome. Do not mind it.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05

I bet you do.

SPEAKER_02

I'm sure we uh yeah, I'm sure we clocked that a while ago.

SPEAKER_05

Give them a little link. I like them a little crazy.

SPEAKER_06

That was rough.

SPEAKER_02

Um yeah, Lyria will laugh out loud at that. Um after after having like a full night's rest, finally, and after having the talk and everything, and she knows she's gonna talk with Leo later, like she does feel better. Full out, like cackle out loud.

SPEAKER_06

Man, I'm gonna miss those guys.

unknown

I know.

SPEAKER_02

There should be a way that we should bring them back with us. I don't know. Or maybe some way that we can like try we'll both still be here.

SPEAKER_05

I need to see up getting at least once a year for a while. Uh you hear uh noise from upstairs in the balcony of little what you look up and you see Danica holding the unused bedroll. And she looks down at you and goes, holds up an A-OK.

SPEAKER_10

And she'll kind of like she'll kind of do like the under her chin, like it wasn't like she holds up the bedroll and starts. It wasn't like it wasn't like that.

SPEAKER_05

And she points at you and she points at Quickdraw. And then she walks away laughing.

SPEAKER_09

And out loud Lyrielle will go, it wasn't like that.

SPEAKER_06

She's gone, but Quickdraw did not see her do that.

SPEAKER_09

Lyrielle's face is Lyriel's face is beat red.

SPEAKER_02

She's like Danica seems to think that more happened than did.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. She went to um she was showing me the unf uh the unused bedroom.

SPEAKER_05

It's rad the unused.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, the unused bedroll. Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Uh Danica puts the bedroll away uh in the in her room, comes back downstairs and walks over to Soldar and Evgeny um to take their breakfast order. Uh, and she goes, What'll it be? I don't know. Maybe fucking a bitso. Uh she she leans over to get Yevgeny's order and a little Italian.

SPEAKER_10

There's gonna be no way to differentiate voices laughing the exact same way.

SPEAKER_05

Uh she leans over to get Yevgeny to whisper his order into her ear, and then you hear her go.

SPEAKER_04

No, Yevgeny, I've never heard of waffles.

SPEAKER_10

Oh my god, you're gonna have to have a harem. That's okay with me.

SPEAKER_05

Um and Solar goes, What the fuck? Or they're beet soup like everyone else. You fucking weirdo. I'm gonna kill him.

SPEAKER_02

Maybe he and Irena are right for each other.

SPEAKER_06

Nothing like beet soup at 7 a.m.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, right.

SPEAKER_06

She goes, um, all right.

SPEAKER_05

These pull is beet soups.

SPEAKER_09

If Guinea and Soldar are probably pissing pink for like a whole week.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know what that means. If you eat beets, you piss pink. Oh.

SPEAKER_08

And shit pink, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, it's shit. Terrifying. It's like when you pee after having uh asparagus and you're like, what the oh.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah, I see. But it's instead, it's like, am I bleeding internally? Oh, never mind. I am pissing Bebto Bismol.

SPEAKER_09

When you're a woman, it's more like, girl, you don't gotta cycle, you gotta roll a cookie.

SPEAKER_06

Whoa.

SPEAKER_09

You're like three weeks off of my count.

SPEAKER_02

You're gonna make some girl really uncomfortable someday.

SPEAKER_05

So everyone gets their breakfast.

SPEAKER_02

Um Danica comes over to the tube, the girl's not gonna look her in the eye.

SPEAKER_05

I'm not either. Uh Danica comes over and the real anything for breakfast?

SPEAKER_11

Um, just the normal. The no the no stop smiling at me like that. Um, the normal, you know, um quick draw?

SPEAKER_01

Take some bread. Wow. I'll take some bread, please.

SPEAKER_09

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

You know, the huge.

SPEAKER_09

The usuge? Sorry.

SPEAKER_02

And she'll look at there is nothing that we can say to her that will make her think that that didn't happen.

SPEAKER_01

Whatever.

SPEAKER_02

Whatever.

SPEAKER_01

Whatever.

SPEAKER_05

I'm too tired for technicalities. Um Leo and we are finish up again. I'm assuming you take the you put the apron on again and come downstairs. Good morning, Sunshine.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, uh hello, quick draw.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, you see Vevgeny and Soldar sitting at their normal table. And he sees you in the apron and goes.

SPEAKER_06

Goes what? You have to literally translate for a listener.

SPEAKER_05

I was gonna say he just opens his mouth and like stifles himself from talking and he whispers into Sultar and and you hear Soldar go, What the fuck are waffles? You have Getty, you fucking weirdo.

SPEAKER_08

Weirdo. Um I clock that you have Getty looks, and I was like, waffles for you too.

SPEAKER_05

He nods and smiles.

SPEAKER_08

Alright.

SPEAKER_05

Anybody else? And then you see him just stare at the side of Soldar's face as Soldar looks looks ahead. Fucking seething that waffles are real.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's weird.

SPEAKER_05

Like God.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, Leo's gonna walk over to the kitchen. I'm assuming Erwin is cooking.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Hello, Erwin. Uh defined. Oh, Leo.

SPEAKER_05

Hello. Hello. Uh, what do you have on there?

SPEAKER_08

Uh uh obviously. This is the cook. Yes, would you like one?

SPEAKER_05

I would, yes.

SPEAKER_08

I don't know where I got this. I will see if I can find a cloning spell.

SPEAKER_05

I will someone who makes aprons could be a bit easier.

SPEAKER_08

I'll have to find somebody. There is a tailor in Cresk. There's a tailor in Kresk.

SPEAKER_05

I'm sure there's one here too.

SPEAKER_09

Require one for you.

SPEAKER_05

We have clothes as well.

SPEAKER_09

You're correct. Um patented design.

SPEAKER_04

So are you hoping to make yourself some food?

SPEAKER_08

I was wondering if if you would mind.

SPEAKER_04

If I what do you need?

SPEAKER_08

I need some eggs and some flour and some sugar and some.

SPEAKER_09

What else are in waffles?

SPEAKER_08

Milk baking powder and some milk and some tree sap.

SPEAKER_06

And a waffle maker.

SPEAKER_05

How the fuck did we make waffles here? The waffle iron. I assume you carry something waffled around.

SPEAKER_07

Leo's stay strapped and it's with a waffle iron.

SPEAKER_05

His shield just has a inside of it.

SPEAKER_06

I love that.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, there's like a little bit more. His mace. His mace has like, it's in the shape of a waffle.

SPEAKER_01

His mace doubles as like one of those like camping. Yeah, it's a multi-cluster. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Yes. Um I will show you my secret recipe, but only give it to the lovers.

SPEAKER_04

Only give it to the lovers.

SPEAKER_08

Yes. That's very important.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, I heard you had a fun night and morning.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, you heard that. Yes. I had a great time.

SPEAKER_05

Hard not to, Leo.

SPEAKER_08

You are correct.

SPEAKER_05

I love the morning.

SPEAKER_08

What can I say? I am a lover at heart.

SPEAKER_01

And voice.

SPEAKER_05

You wear your heart on your sleeve. Um by all means, uh you've done a great kindness to my family, so the milk and eggs and flour are all yours.

unknown

Yes.

SPEAKER_05

I'd I'd love to look over your shoulder and watch you make it.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. But like I said, for lovers only, make them for Danica after a night of passion.

SPEAKER_06

I will. After a night of passion. Oh, that was so good.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I make waffles. And I give them to my lovers. After a night of passion.

SPEAKER_05

Vera comes down um wearing your uh clothes that you had.

SPEAKER_04

Um, these are the famous waffles, huh?

SPEAKER_10

They are.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, good morning.

SPEAKER_10

Yes, it is, isn't it? Good morning.

SPEAKER_04

Um now, where did you get this recipe? These are quite strange.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, they're delicious though, aren't they?

SPEAKER_04

Um she tries and goes, Yes, very good.

SPEAKER_08

I found them in a recipe book in a library, and you know, they're supposed to be heart-shaped. Although, I don't know, my waffle iron does not come in that shape, so I could use a knife.

SPEAKER_04

That is all right, Leo.

SPEAKER_07

Pretend they're heart-shaped. That was better than my mom's.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I used the recipe my mom gave me to after a night of passion, and that's it. My mom used to always make these after she fucked my dad.

SPEAKER_08

Oh god.

SPEAKER_06

Oh god.

SPEAKER_08

Baby, baby purposes all these. Those who didn't fuck.

SPEAKER_02

I'm sweating.

SPEAKER_06

You never let me eat them, but I always wanted to.

SPEAKER_08

Never but it's engineered them.

SPEAKER_04

Well, these are delicious. Uh I must be getting to work though.

SPEAKER_08

Yes. Well, I'll step outside with you. Maybe walk you there a little bit.

SPEAKER_05

She she takes off your uh and she has all her like work outfit on there. That's funny.

SPEAKER_02

I like you. That's funny. She said, quick change. You're funny.

SPEAKER_04

Just a little trick I picked up. My mother taught me it.

SPEAKER_08

That's funny. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Stay in the baron's good graces now. Don't want you getting into trouble.

SPEAKER_11

Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

Um, of course. And you as well. We'll do our best.

SPEAKER_11

Yes, we will try.

SPEAKER_06

I'll fucking kill them one day.

SPEAKER_02

Leo. I understand.

SPEAKER_04

Is there something you wanted?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I was just going to be polite, mark you out.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, good. Um she kisses you on the cheek and says, Maybe I'll see you tonight.

SPEAKER_09

Yes, please be safe though.

SPEAKER_04

She damn. She's hungry.

SPEAKER_09

Like, see you tonight, like we're going to the barren, or like she wants to come back.

SPEAKER_04

Uh all she said was see you tonight. You can ask her.

SPEAKER_09

Insight job?

SPEAKER_04

Just ask her. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Tonight.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, possibly.

SPEAKER_11

Fuha insatiable.

SPEAKER_04

She said see you, Leo.

SPEAKER_10

Larry Algrips the fridge of her nose again. She's like, for someone who pulls so much. It is painful to watch.

SPEAKER_08

That's because it's me. Pretend he's so much cooler than I am.

SPEAKER_09

That's what a charisma score is for. Oh god. His charisma score is not great, actually. It's plus one.

SPEAKER_04

Well, um, I guess I'll see you tonight then.

SPEAKER_09

He's very confused.

SPEAKER_05

All you've said was tonight?

SPEAKER_02

Liria will look at Vera and be like, I'll explain it to him. Just go.

SPEAKER_05

They're outside right now.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, explicitly. What do you mean by you'll see me tonight? Because it might be because I'm coming to the Barons, but it might be because it'd be because you want more.

SPEAKER_04

I was asking if you wanted to hang out here tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02

Uh oh, yes, see. I got it now. Leo has a touch of the Tism.

SPEAKER_04

Gosh.

SPEAKER_05

You are something. Gosh, you're so stupid. Um dresses.

SPEAKER_08

Sorry, Vera.

SPEAKER_09

That took the words right out of me today. If I don't see you, I hope you do know it is probably because of Strahd. For the third time.

SPEAKER_04

That is alright. If you want me to come, just come get me. You know where to know where to find me.

SPEAKER_08

But seriously, please be safe. I really don't like that man. Especially Izek. What is with the dolls?

SPEAKER_04

I I do not know. Did you not speak with him about it?

SPEAKER_08

I I you know I did ask. Then he threatened to kill me.

SPEAKER_04

How did that go? Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_09

He threatened to kill me and I just after spell slots or whatever. Huh?

SPEAKER_08

My magic was dwindling. Are you magical?

SPEAKER_04

No.

unknown

Huh.

SPEAKER_08

I don't know what that's like.

SPEAKER_04

Run out of mana. Um that's for you to judge, I guess. Goodbye, Leo.

SPEAKER_08

Goodbye. He's walked around the butt a little bit.

SPEAKER_05

Fox. Alright.

SPEAKER_09

I love her.

SPEAKER_05

Back inside the inn.

SPEAKER_09

Um I'm gonna propose marriage to two bitches now.

SPEAKER_05

Uh back inside the inn. What would you guys like to get up to today? You technically are not allowed to leave, but Esmeralda showed you a sneaky route out. You also don't know what happened to Jaquis and your wagon last night. I do have to check on Jaquis.

SPEAKER_02

I think we find out what happened to Jaquez.

SPEAKER_06

If they took him, I will rain hellfire on anyone who lays a hand.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. And she will have put a hand on your sh Okay. Right?

SPEAKER_06

It'll be on sack.

SPEAKER_02

I I understand. I understand. I think we check on Jaquez. And she'll kind of look at both of you.

SPEAKER_01

Might be time to go to that coffin maker's house.

SPEAKER_02

What? I was thinking we'd take care of Izek. What did you do?

SPEAKER_05

What? I'm just trying not to lie. What? I thought of something really funny. Say it again! I will eventually.

SPEAKER_02

Eventually. Yes, I think we I think we check on Jakuize and maybe maybe we take care of Izek.

SPEAKER_06

What? It's okay. Now you got a second. Okay, what are you guys doing?

SPEAKER_02

I think we check on Jakuize and then we possibly kill Izek.

SPEAKER_01

I guess so. Just take care of him before we I don't care about him right now. Unless he crosses my path. I'm not gonna worry about him. Alright. Sure I'm curious about the dolls, but I got more pressing matters.

SPEAKER_11

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Well if we do if we do teleport into Ravenloft, I think I think it has to be it has to be a stealth mission. It has to be a heist mission. We are not fighting him yet.

SPEAKER_01

I mean he's gonna know we're in there probably and he's just gonna let us explore till he's ready. He's gonna fight us, but we'll go with it.

SPEAKER_02

I think we use that. We find the bones, we find a meal, we find the things that we told people we would look for.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's that sword, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

We do not engage with him yet.

SPEAKER_01

Nope. Nope. Not yet.

unknown

Alright.

SPEAKER_01

I swear to God, if those guards took my horse.

SPEAKER_11

I don't think they did.

SPEAKER_01

I think they did. They ran around to him.

SPEAKER_11

Well then we'll find out where they took him and we'll take care of it.

SPEAKER_05

Where would you like to look first? Outside. Just outside the inn? Or outside the town.

SPEAKER_01

Where you I want to sound like I'm going to listen, uh listen at the fence where he like across the fence where he was and see if I can hear him. Yeah, he's not there no more.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Just make sure you casting jump on yourself and just jumping and like peeking over the fence. I considered that.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. Um where else you'd want to.

SPEAKER_01

Alright, I'm looking for uh I want to look for horse hooves and wagon wheel tracks.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Uh make a perception check for me.

unknown

Fuck.

SPEAKER_05

No. That's a nine. Alright. Uh you start looking around and don't it's it's hard to gauge there's so much foot traffic and wagon traffic, and it's hard to gauge what would have been recent, what would have been jaqueese.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and he's not in his stable like he normally would have been.

SPEAKER_05

Uh I've seen any guards walking around. Umusually, you do not see any on patrol through the streets. You do see some uh at the gates. Uh the normal uh two guards at each gate. Um but the rest seem to be missing. That's weird. Usually they're out walking around.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Alright. I'm gonna ask the one at the gate.

SPEAKER_11

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Go up to him. Hey, uh, excuse me. You! Yeah, my horse got out last night. You find him? I I I couldn't leave the town, so obviously I couldn't fetch him. Your horse got out.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, a friend. A friend of ours was to be watching him and she fell asleep and he wasn't tethered, so something must have spooked him and he ran.

SPEAKER_05

Make a deception check. Uh either one of you with help.

SPEAKER_02

I have plus four.

SPEAKER_08

Am I here? You do it.

SPEAKER_05

Uh, it's up to you. Yeah, you'd be with us.

SPEAKER_08

It is true.

SPEAKER_05

Fuck, you're right.

SPEAKER_08

Just ask them. They were next to me in the room to ask them what they had to deal with.

SPEAKER_05

17 Deception.

SPEAKER_02

Um I think you knocked this when you hit the button.

SPEAKER_07

I can like hear myself extra loud as fuck.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, we're good.

SPEAKER_07

Because I can usually hear myself a little, but I was like, holy fuck.

SPEAKER_05

Sorry. 17 Deception. Yes. He goes, uh strange we didn't see it go out. I guess it could have found a gap in the in the palisades, uh I'll make sure the guards uh examine them when they have when we have a few to spare. Today's a bit busy.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, where are they all at? What are they at though? That is secret. Oh, we'll keep it secrets now, are we?

SPEAKER_05

From you, the three of you, you are almost on the water. If we were found uh wherever you know, if I believe I heard uh some telling of uh uh people laughing about something, uh something about a donkey in the stocks. Uh a real one. A real one. If it was did you have a donkey?

SPEAKER_11

No, it was a horse.

SPEAKER_05

Strange. Maybe you should check it out again.

SPEAKER_02

A real donkey.

SPEAKER_05

What the f- It could it could be unrelated.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not I think that maybe they just don't know what animals look like.

SPEAKER_01

Quickdraw's face drops.

SPEAKER_02

What?

SPEAKER_01

If they are making fun of Jaquis and calling him a donkey, I swear to god.

SPEAKER_02

And she'll put a hand on your shoulder again. I mean, he's been called worse things, like Jaqueese.

SPEAKER_05

That is his name.

SPEAKER_02

Quick Drop.

SPEAKER_05

It's a beautiful thing if anybody's name is Jaquis. It's a RB singer.

SPEAKER_08

Wait, wait, wait. He's been called worse things than a donkey. He's been called Jaundice. Yes, exactly. Oh, dear cross the bear forever.

SPEAKER_02

Darling, I'm sure that if they are making fun of him. I'm sure they're not making fun of him, but if they are Darling, I'm sure they are making fun of him. No, I'm sure they're not making fun of him, but if they are, we will take care of it, okay? But you need to make him a laughing stock. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Better not be. All right, let's go. Let's go check that out. Uh you go uh to the middle of town uh where the stocks are, um, and you see a donkey in the stocks.

SPEAKER_08

Wait, that's a donkey. That's weird.

SPEAKER_05

As you approach and get a bit closer, what if it's is it you see Is it Brictopia? This is Jaqueese with one of the donkey heads on.

SPEAKER_08

Oh my god. Oh my bot.

SPEAKER_05

Lyrielle is like squinting. That's what I was trying not to laugh at earlier. When they get close enough to notice that it is Jaque, she's like trying to look around trying to shake it off like a dog when you put a hat or whatever on a dog. Oh, Jaqueese, there you are. Oh uh he like stops uh in his tracks and like spins to look at you, and it's like kind of tilted on his head from all of his shaking. So you just see like this sideways donkey head looking dead at you.

SPEAKER_02

This is not what I was expecting at all. Uh you know, I know. Take a horse, but I feel a little bad.

SPEAKER_05

Uh you see a guard just like cracking up a bunch of pet town townspeople or laughing uh and uh just like uh throwing apples and things.

SPEAKER_10

No, uh he might like that. That's enough. Oh, he might like that.

SPEAKER_05

That's enough. Come on, get down here. Get that off your head. Uh he tries and he like bumps his head on the on the uh barrier of the stock. Um and the guard goes, This horse has been arrested.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god. You arrested a horse. Yes. She's gonna she's gonna put malicious unhappiness.

SPEAKER_05

He puts Quickdraw puts both his hands over his eyes. He was frowning and stomping his feet. And quickdraw.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, quickdraw. Lyrielle is gonna stand behind Quickdraw and put a hand on either shoulder. It's alright. How was um how explain how the horse was frowning as opposed to a normal horse face? How could you tell?

SPEAKER_05

He just frowns. What's your name? Like this. What's your name? I'll make one up if you don't give it to me. Jack. Jack. Alright, Jack. It is a uh Sometimes I go by my family name.

SPEAKER_10

What's her family name?

SPEAKER_05

I don't give a fuck what your family name is.

SPEAKER_10

Fuck!

SPEAKER_06

Listen, Jack.

SPEAKER_08

Jack.

SPEAKER_06

It's a I don't know if you notice, but it is a horse.

SPEAKER_08

Quick draw, be careful. Quick draw, quick draw.

SPEAKER_02

Be careful. She still has her hands on your shoulders and she's like, it's all malicious unhappiness. You have to.

SPEAKER_05

I'm smiling right now.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Look, don't stomp your feet.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, um if you can pay his bail.

SPEAKER_11

What is it? Hey.

SPEAKER_05

25 gold.

SPEAKER_08

Oh my god. Here. Quick draw. There you go.

SPEAKER_05

Give me that. Uh he unlocks the gate. Poor buddy. Okay. Alright. Jacoese hears the gate unlock and tries to walk through it, but he still has the donkey head on and just bumps himself in the house. You poor buddy. Here. Lean down here. I'll get it. He leans down and you take off the donkey head and you see his eyes squinting. There they're the first time he's seen light since.

SPEAKER_11

I'm sorry you were in there that long.

SPEAKER_05

24 hours ago.

SPEAKER_02

I'm sorry we had to leave you. You did you did well, Jaquese. You're a very good boy.

SPEAKER_09

Larielle. What? You cannot say those things around me. I'm talking to the horse, man. No, no.

SPEAKER_02

You know that's my trigger word.

SPEAKER_06

I don't think you should say any more until the afternoon. Pleasure doing business with you all. Yeah, fuck you.

SPEAKER_10

Leo.

SPEAKER_05

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Catch what? Sorry. Oh, I thought you said something. No. No matter.

SPEAKER_02

He didn't, and she'll put her hand on your shoulder like a little bit harder.

SPEAKER_05

He's just counting the gold.

SPEAKER_02

You did not say anything.

SPEAKER_05

One, two, three, four, and stuff.

SPEAKER_02

He's counting the gold. I know. What you're doing. One of these days.

SPEAKER_01

One of these days.

SPEAKER_02

There's my good boot, right?

SPEAKER_05

Let's take you back to where you where you belong, everybody boy.

SPEAKER_10

Yes.

SPEAKER_05

We're not going to take you out today.

SPEAKER_10

It's alright.

SPEAKER_05

Leans his head down, takes one of the apples that was being thrown, and you are chomps on it. Gets another one.

SPEAKER_08

Leo's gonna pick him up and put him in his pack.

SPEAKER_05

If you're gonna talk, you gotta be in front of the mic.

SPEAKER_08

Leo's gonna pick him up and put him in his pack.

SPEAKER_05

Leo is gonna pick him up and put him in his pack. Alright. Uh so you continue on uh and lead him back. Um you did not see your your wagon though.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Uh oh.

SPEAKER_05

I mean, did we uh there was a wagon attached to this horse.

SPEAKER_06

Where is it? Yeah, 25 gold.

SPEAKER_02

To find out where the wagon is.

SPEAKER_05

Or you can look for it yourself.

SPEAKER_02

Listen, I will I will cover that for the wagon and she'll give twenty five more.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, we left it right outside the city walls.

SPEAKER_11

Cool. Four of them, you say?

SPEAKER_05

Can I go get it? Um let me ask the burger master.

SPEAKER_06

Oh wait. Now you'll have to come with us as an escort to make sure we don't I'm on duty.

SPEAKER_05

Maybe you can get one of the gods at the wall.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

unknown

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Uh you start walking away, uh, and then you hear him walk away from his post. Uh just continuing counting his goal.

SPEAKER_06

You see, I think, you know, I wish it would have been fine if we let the guards try and go into the tower.

SPEAKER_02

I think so as well, but I don't think that Esmeralda was going to leave unless a corral of idiots. Yes, I know. But fix your face, because they are still watching us.

SPEAKER_05

Yes. Yes, of course. Uh you go back up to the gate and you see um uh I'm assuming you dropped Duqueese off at the Blue Water Inn on the way.

SPEAKER_03

Um that's no more of that.

SPEAKER_05

Um you drop Duqueese back off at the Blue Water Inn uh and then head to the gate uh where the same guard that you just talked to a mere minutes ago goes, Ah, I see you found your horse.

SPEAKER_01

I did, yes. I need to go get his wagon, though.

SPEAKER_05

You're not allowed to leave, which is why I'm asking you if you'd be an escort. Fine. All we need, I'll I just need to get the wagon. It's no funny business. No, it's fine. I just I just he needs the wagon. Open the gate. Uh he goes uh out, leads the way. We'll pick up that wagon and bring it back. It is quite heavy to bring without the horse, but Oh, I thought the horse was coming with us. Oh, I thought you were driving. Oh, yeah, no, the horse was coming with us, so he could hook it up. You grab the wagon, bring him back. Jacques is back with the wagon at the Blue Water Inn.

SPEAKER_10

As God intended.

SPEAKER_05

As God intended. The day is off to a beautiful start. What a great day.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my good lord. All right, there's a donkey in the town square. As they're what are you listening to me talk? Um, he was giving me direct eye contact.

SPEAKER_04

Um prolonged eye contact.

SPEAKER_02

As they're walking back in, like around the wall, uh, Lirielle will kind of sidle up to Leo. Do you had a good evening? I did. Thank you. Yes. Why are you thanking me? Because I know how hard yesterday was for for you. And I do feel a little guilty. You don't have to feel guilty. But I do. Why? Because I feel like you needed me and I wasn't there. And I just feel like I have not done a good job at comforting you lately. And I don't know.

SPEAKER_08

I don't know what to say a lot of times.

SPEAKER_06

And now that there are three of us fighting me for the bag. No.

SPEAKER_02

Now that there are three of us, Quick Draw's doing such a wonderful job, but I'm selfishly afraid that you are no longer going to need me. Leo. I know that's silly and selfish, but for the first time uh of like her doing this of her own volition, she will take your hand, take Leo's hand. She'll be like listen. You were here before him, you're here now, and you'll be here for a long time to come. No matter who comes into our lives, whether it's you know, uh friend, uh whatever is happening here. Okay. So how many make waffles for okay. Um possibly possibly maybe I'll have to talk to you about that. Um but no matter what. Regardless. You are my person, you know that, right? I do. Like I said, it was selfish, but I just I know typically when you're going through something, I just give you some space, but I feel like the space was just silence, and I use that for my own advantage, and I'm sorry. No, I don't think that at all. You know what I mean? I heard. You you know me, you know how I operate, and I appreciate it all the same. I knew what you were doing. There wasn't there's never been a time where I felt that you were not being there. You were being there in the way that you always have been for me, the way that you know that I in the past have responded to the best. Just because it's a bit different now, and she'll kind of like look towards wherever Quirkjaw is walk like walking with jaquez. Just because it's a bit different now doesn't mean that you know anything here changes. And she'll like kind of look over at him again.

SPEAKER_01

He's just whistling feeding jaquiz apples.

SPEAKER_02

I do too. And you are always going to be my best friend no matter what. We may not be we may not share blood leo, but you are my brother.

SPEAKER_09

He like squeezes your hand a little bit.

SPEAKER_02

I love you. I love you too.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. Being a child of divorce is just I know.

SPEAKER_02

This is just new. It's hard. We were the sexy singles for so long. I know.

unknown

But I am.

SPEAKER_02

That was your name you came up with. I had nothing to do with it. I know, I know. I'll get used to it. And he's doing a wonderful job. I just don't don't kill him by accident. By accident?

SPEAKER_10

What do you think I'm going to be?

SPEAKER_02

What do you think I'm going to do, Leo? I do I did want to tell you though, while we're still kind of coming up on the gate here, um, just so you don't hear it from Danica, because she will inflate the story.

SPEAKER_09

Um He gets a look in his eye, like put that look away.

SPEAKER_02

Some sparkles. Put that look away. She will lean like close to Leo's ear and be like. I invited him to share my bed last night. But purely in that sense, purely in the sense of practicality. Because Zelika took the other bed in the room.

SPEAKER_09

Of course that was the only option.

SPEAKER_02

And so we fought, yes, we fought over who was going to take the floor and I refused. I think that's rude. So obviously, you know, he's you know, it's fine. So n nothing happened. You mean Zuleika?

SPEAKER_01

Nothing happened because he fell asleep immediately.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Nothing happened. You take that one to the grave, Welly. Nothing happened. I mean, we woke up well, I was awake for a while because, you know, trance. But um I did wake up and we were holding hands, so that's something. But that's it. No matter no matter what Danica says, that is all that happened.

SPEAKER_08

Yes, okay. I will not ask Danica further further.

SPEAKER_02

Do not ask Danica further because she will lie to you. They're squinting at each other. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

She will lie to you.

SPEAKER_03

That's all you're gonna ask Danica.

SPEAKER_02

No matter what she says, it is a lie, okay? Yes. But I wanted you to hear it from me, because you know I wouldn't lie to you. But that is true, you wouldn't lie to me. Exactly. I've never lied. Um But I'm also such a sucker for gossip. If if she really wants to talk about what didn't happen, so go ahead and ask. You know what? If she's going to talk to anybody about what did or did not happen, it probably should be me. That's also true. But I can just tell you. Yeah, it's better that it does go to you. You know what? Do ask her because I do want to know what she was thinking. I also want to. And she's like starting to talk a little bit louder. She's like, I shit, he's gonna hear. Um, but no. I never never doubt that you are my best person. Okay? Okay and stop yelling so much. I could hear you through the wall the entire night. I was going to say, did you hear how much fun I was having? Yes.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, I did. Both times.

SPEAKER_09

That's how it's done.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_09

And Lyrian was just gonna go silent, face red. Okay, no. I'll draw you a diagram if you'd like.

SPEAKER_01

I would okay. You if that brings you comfort.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. So she'll squeeze Leo's hand one more time and let go and walk back over to quick draw.

SPEAKER_05

Tighten him, tie it up Jacques at his post.

SPEAKER_02

Um and she will not say anything, but she will just reach down and grab your hand quickly and squeeze it as well.

SPEAKER_01

Are you alright?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Just checking in.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. You both ready.

SPEAKER_09

Yes, I guess so. I was going to call you dad, but no.

SPEAKER_01

Why would you do that?

SPEAKER_02

He's been on a kick about it. He thinks that I'm going to make him do that. I don't know why. She's mommy.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_08

Don't say okay like that.

SPEAKER_01

Uh I'm just as confused as you are.

SPEAKER_08

So, quick draw, in your opinion, what happened last night?

SPEAKER_01

What happened last night?

SPEAKER_08

I'm just trying to, you know, compare notes to see what Danica's going to say.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, Danica will blow up the store for sure.

SPEAKER_08

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

I'll tell you what happened because I wouldn't lie to you. Exactly what Lyrielle said, most likely.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, probably. I do believe you.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Huh. She's standing away from you two, just kind of like betting jacque and like getting herself ready to go to Ravenloff. She can't hear you.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I don't really I don't really lie to my friends.

SPEAKER_02

Me either.

SPEAKER_01

I lie to my enemies.

SPEAKER_08

I don't know. That's funny. I'm a bad liar.

SPEAKER_01

You are.

SPEAKER_08

I don't I don't tend to do that.

SPEAKER_01

That's good. Makes me a little nauseous. It's a good practice to not lie.

SPEAKER_08

You know, a quick draw. Thank you for taking care of Leary. You do a good job.

SPEAKER_01

Thank you. I try I do try my best to. I try to my best to protect you too.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. And I know that. And I appreciate it. And I will die before anything bad happens to you, so.

SPEAKER_01

I hope not. I hope not. I hope, yeah. Alright. Are you ready? Is there anything else that we should do?

SPEAKER_08

Rick Draw's just like his stepfather.

SPEAKER_01

I think we go to that coffee maker's house.

SPEAKER_02

I guess so. If we need to, we can we need to keep track of where that teleportation circle is so that way we can come back if needed.

SPEAKER_01

Hopefully it doesn't get dispelled.

SPEAKER_02

That's what I'm worried about.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, knowing the caniving freak he is.

SPEAKER_06

It'll probably happen.

SPEAKER_02

Guys, I'm scared. Me too.

SPEAKER_01

Me too, buddy.

SPEAKER_02

But you know what? He wasn't that powerful, but you know, that's true.

SPEAKER_08

I just need to back to it kicked his ass.

SPEAKER_01

He ran away like a little baby.

unknown

Oh.

SPEAKER_02

I forgot the thing gets its charges back in the morning. Let me do that.

SPEAKER_01

Guess we'll head to the coffin maker's house to that teleportation circle.

SPEAKER_06

Alright.

SPEAKER_02

2600.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, something's gonna be waiting for us. That fucking smile you just gave me, something's gonna be waiting in that house.

SPEAKER_05

Uh you uh the amulet got all of the send me through town um to this uninviting shop. Uh he gave you the key, I believe. He did, yes. Um, so you just pop open the door. It has been abandoned, he has not come back since for fear of that noble coming back um and sicking his vampires on him. Um and it's pretty clear that the vampires that were here, um as you spoke to Strahd about, um, his plan was to attack until you put Saint Andril's bones back where they belonged. So they fled, leaving just this empty coffin maker's shop. You head back upstairs to where you remember feeling the aura of teleportation magic, uh, and you see a circle uh carved into the wood. Doesn't seem like it was hand chiseled or anything, but just uh from this magic rune.

SPEAKER_08

Do you think the mic's picked that up? No. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

And what would you like to do?

SPEAKER_08

Examine it.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. In what way?

SPEAKER_08

I want to cast detect magic on it. See if it's still magical. Okay. And active. First cough of the night.

SPEAKER_01

I know, I'm impressed.

SPEAKER_08

Cough in. It's bad.

unknown

It's bad.

SPEAKER_08

Detect magic to say that. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Uh you do detect uh some teleportation magic coming from the much like me this morning.

SPEAKER_08

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

Strangely, it does not glow like a typical teleportation circle, does it?

SPEAKER_08

So strange. The stealth raises, do you think? Do we vampires are still in the boxes?

SPEAKER_05

No, they like I just said they have fled.

SPEAKER_08

Leo still kicks it out of fear. Cool.

SPEAKER_01

Alright, come stand in a circle now. Let's all step foot in it at the same time, just in case.

SPEAKER_09

Are we are we ready for this? Do we have the shoes for Mudo?

SPEAKER_05

They're not ready yet. Oh my god. It's only been like two days, three days. This is like the mosquito.

SPEAKER_02

This is like above table. This is like what we talked about in the text. Like, this is like the heist mission. Like, we're not fighting him. We're exploring and finding the.

SPEAKER_08

I don't trust that, but okay.

SPEAKER_05

Uh you all join hands and stand in the middle of the teleportation circle? Damn right. And nothing happens.

SPEAKER_08

Oh my god. Well.

SPEAKER_01

You know what? I had a feeling.

SPEAKER_08

Interesting.

SPEAKER_01

Quick draw and William had a feeling. Damn it.

SPEAKER_05

Make an arcana check.

SPEAKER_08

I wonder. Hmm. Okay. Guidance.

SPEAKER_05

Twelve.

SPEAKER_09

Frother guidance.

SPEAKER_02

Eleven.

SPEAKER_05

Just get higher than us.

SPEAKER_08

Twenty-two.

SPEAKER_05

Nice. This seems to be a destination only. Fuck.

SPEAKER_08

How did the little minions get back?

SPEAKER_02

Might have friends.

SPEAKER_08

Interesting.

SPEAKER_05

That pisses me off. Sounds like you're gonna have to find a different way into Castle Raven Loft. Next episode. Has it been two hours already? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Jesus.

SPEAKER_09

I'm ready to keep going.

SPEAKER_05

I'm ready to keep going.

SPEAKER_09

Although I is literally said this morning. I as Lily am feeling very awkward tonight. I can't get my words out.

SPEAKER_05

Thanks for joining us again. On our curse of stride adventure. Join us next week for a monumental episode 20. Oh my god. Our podcast can drink almost. It can drink your gosh.

SPEAKER_08

Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_05

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