Chaotic Naturals
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Chaotic Naturals
Dalelands - Episode 1 'The Beginning'
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The players arrive in Dagger Falls fresh off a caravan journey through the Anauroch desert that lasted over a month. All they have are each other as they navigate this new land.
They set off on their first quest, to rescue Humble Hill from a strange sickness of unknown origin guided by Sister Liara of the Seeds of Cultivation.
Welcome back to the Chaotic Naturals Dungeons and Dragons Podcast. Thanks for tuning in. We are so excited to have you joining us on our new adventure into the Dale Lands.
SPEAKER_04Thanks so much for joining us for a new campaign in the Dale Lands. This, while it is episode one, it is our ninth session in this campaign. We did eight sessions pre-campaign where we traveled across the Sword Coast, across Anarok to arrive in the Dale Lands. So, I will have everyone introduce their characters and what they've been doing for the past month or so on the road through the desert. We'll start with Lily.
SPEAKER_23So I'm Orion. I am Leo's half-brother. Um I am a druid, but I'm playing him as an archer. Um, why am I nervous? We do this every week. This is so weird. Because you're sitting next to me now. Um each other anymore. Yeah, so Orion and Leo were um, they grew up separately, but um Orion lived with their awful, awful father. Farther.
SPEAKER_12Farther.
SPEAKER_23Farther. Yeah. He lived with their father. He trained him to be everything that Leo was not because Leo was a disappointment to their father. So Orion is the soldier that their father always wanted. Um until one night when the abuse got too much, he escaped the temple and hopped on a caravan wagon and joined everybody else. And he's really quiet and stealthy. Um, he is covered completely head to toe in just black veiling. You can't see any part of him at all. Um, he didn't even tell anybody his name for most of the sessions. Um he hates Joanna. He loves Hodge. He thinks that Hodge is the smartest person he's ever met. Um and yeah, it's taken him a while to open up, but he's starting to.
SPEAKER_06He definitely doesn't hate Joanna.
SPEAKER_23Hates Joanna. I think he doesn't know what he means. He doesn't know what any emotion is other than anxiety. So Emily. Yeah. So I'm playing Joanna Grace Arkright. She is an elven cleric. Um, Big Shock playing an elf again. Um she is a sweet southern girl. She left her small port town of Port Last to try and learn more about her family's religion and the god that they serve, uh, who is Naralis, the god of both healing and suffering. So she's kind of learning about how both of those things can be true. Um she is, for the first time, seeing combat um out in the world and seeing just the world in general and meeting all these different types of people. Um, it's been overwhelming and sometimes upsetting. Um she is wagon mates with Orion and does not like him either because she wants to help. She's very awkward, um, but at the same time somehow still charming. Um and is genuinely just wants to help anyone that she comes across, and he is not receptive to that. Um, so it's kind of throwing her off a little bit. But she has a really close relationship with Ike, um, kind of uses him as like an older brother, almost kind of father figure. Um she writes weekly to her parents who are still back home. And she is traveling with the memory of her sister, Eleanor, who died about a century and a half ago. And she's been called to the Dalians by an old friend who needs her to investigate um a plague that infected his town. And she's also looking for an old Elven City uh myth drainer to learn more about just being an elf in general, um, and hopefully find more about her god there.
unknownCool.
SPEAKER_21Uh, Will. My name is William. I play Ical Agris. Uh, he's just known by Ike by the crew.
SPEAKER_01He is a half-orc druid. He will be a moon druid once we hit level three. Uh some orc clans are known to kidnap humans to breed half-orcs to be a part of their military. Ike was one of them. He was born into uh basically slavery. Um he could not really swing a sword or hold an axe, let alone carry the weight of the armor. Uh so he was thrown aside to work with most of the women of this orc clan to be a farmer, tend to the plants and animals, the fields. Um, so he gained a lot of knowledge about that and really grew to like that sort of thing. Uh, he lived there for most of his life, uh, up until he was uh, I don't know, maybe mid-twenties.
SPEAKER_21And he had escaped uh with the help of a very close friend who became lover named Yorna, who is an orc woman of this clan. Uh, she helped him escape and did not go with him.
SPEAKER_01It was a situation where, you know, she was trying to distract the pursuers so he could escape and be free, and his goal is to, you know, make it so he can bring justice to the clan and kill them all, because they're all a bunch of warmongering maniacs. Um for the last six years, before he got onto the caravan, he had found his way to an old archdruid named Leif Briar, who took him under his wing and taught him the ways of the druid and taught him more about life on the farm, how to really care for animals and plants and do it properly, as well as teach him a little bit of magic along the way. Leif peacefully died in his sleep after the sixth year of him being there.
SPEAKER_21And a few months later the caravan came along, and Sister Liana of the caravan was like, Hey, you are Leif's uh pupil. Why don't you come help me at the Dale Lands to get rid of this terrible blight?
SPEAKER_05And he was like, you know what?
SPEAKER_21Yeah, adventure is it's time for me to go out. I need to get stronger, know more about the world, so I can eventually uh best Chief Bulgren. Uh which is also Yorna's father, and uh kill him in battle and take Yorna away from it all.
SPEAKER_04Thanks. Uh, Becca.
SPEAKER_11Sorry, there's Froddies and it makes me.
SPEAKER_04There are Froddies. Very loud ones.
SPEAKER_13Alright, so my character, Valeria, she is an SMR but does not know it yet. She comes from a town just, I don't know, pretty far from the Dale Lands, and heard about the uh what you call it, the caravan going to the Dale Lands. She, before the caravan came by, had some news that told her to leave. And so she just was leaving her house. Um she's in her mid-20s and she used to be a guard at her hometown. So she's pretty good at fighting. She's yeah. And um she has some magic that she doesn't really know how she has it, but she uses it because she can. Um, yeah, she thinks Hodge is crazy. Um, she thinks Orion is actually pretty funny, but won't let him know that because she thinks she likes Joanna. And she doesn't want to antagonize Joanna. And yeah, likes dope too. Um, and that's all we have so far. She is still a mystery until she reaches level three.
SPEAKER_09Carter. I am Hodge, uh, a wizard, a human wizard. He's from a small town outside of Waterdeep where he grew up with his father, his brother, and mother. Uh his father died when he was a teenager under mysterious circumstances that Hodge hopes to resolve someday. Uh, shortly after that, his brother departed to Waterdeep to help make a living and it was never heard from again. After his mother died, uh, he had no reason to stay in town and decided to seek out his brother and more information about his father's mysterious passing. He spent some time in Waterdeep, uh, learning a little bit of magic whenever he could from the mages there, and the book, his journal, uh, that was his father's before him, and Hodge is slowly realizing, functions also as a spell book. Uh he got word that his brother, uh, or that rather his surname, which is Hodge, which he goes by in hopes that someone will recognize the name when they hear it, and point him in the direction of his brother. Uh he got news that someone with that same name was in the Dale Lands. Hodge's father uh had told them often about a place in the Dale Lands called the Arkan Falls. So he's on a journey uh to get more powerful, to learn more spells, find his brother, and figure out what happened to his father.
SPEAKER_04I should also mention Ike likes to smoke a pint. He'll often share that with Hodge. Yes, sir.
SPEAKER_21They grew to be close friends during their travels, the month across the lands in the desert. Uh he grew close to Joanna as well. He's trying to get Orion to open up slowly but surely. He also likes to whittle. He has made everybody, except for Hajj at this point, a little trinket that they can carry with them. A whittle trinket. A whittle twinket.
SPEAKER_09Yeah. I'll say that Hajj is uh quick with an illusion to lighten or dampen the mood, whatever's required.
SPEAKER_23Um Joanna is also the oldest of the group. She's 190. Um but being an elf, physically, she looks like the equivalent of a 27, 28-year-old. So she's not she's not actually old.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's young for an elf.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_04A young elf. Um so a few things that have happened on this campaign. Uh it's been 43 days since we first started in Port Last, uh, picking up Joanna. Um, and then we continued through picking up everyone along the way uh as we went from Port Last, which is right above Neverwinter, south towards Waterdeep, and then cut east uh through Anarok and the Delember Vale before arriving in Dagger Falls. Along that trail, uh, we met a few uh NPCs um that have kind of guided them towards these quests. Uh Will slash Ike mentioned Sister Liana, who is a watchful sister of the earth, a priest of Chontee, and a member of the Seeds of Cultivation. Uh, she has put out a request for help. Uh she is aging. Uh she's a 60-year-old human woman, uh, so she was she is a bit too old to be dealing with this issue. So along the caravan uh trail, she first hired Ike and then Joanna and invited everyone else to join along the way as well uh to fix the curse uh of a little uh town. Uh she um she's not sure exactly uh what the root of the sickness is or what the sickness really entails. But uh a cleric uh to heal and a druid uh to kind of find this source uh seemed like a logical first step to help her out. She has offered a hundred gold to everyone uh to help her find the root of this sickness. Otherwise, uh on the caravan you have met a trio of sisters, the Thorn Sisters, uh, who are uh who are traveling, uh these are noble sisters who are traveling to Daggerdale from Daggerford to marry, hopefully, fingers crossed for them, to marry the new leader of Daggerdale, Kirkland Mourne. Um so you got into some a few spats with them, mainly O'Rion. Uh one of the sisters uh really wanted to see his face, uh, and a little bit of Hodge uh trickery got involved. Um what now?
SPEAKER_23So now she leaves me alone. Um I wonder why.
SPEAKER_04As well as Velissa Zashir, who is a devout uh follower of the prophecy of Alguthra the Mad, uh, who is the um ancient woman who uh wrote the uh the scroll what is it? The roll of years. Yeah. Um she is very excited about this specific year, as it has been labeled the year of the shining mythyl. Uh so she has traveled uh all the way uh from Daggerford as well uh to settle, to be one of the first settlers in Myth Draener. Uh she hopes that this prophecy of Agothra the Mad comes true, and she has identified our adventuring party here as those heroes who will uh restore the once great city of Mythraener and its Mythyl. Uh hence the year of the Shining Mythyl. She has also agreed to help our party on that mission, uh, mostly Hodge, with finding scrolls and books uh from any source that she can. She is a very um knowledgeable woman, while a bit crazy. Uh she has she intends to help the party with uh finding some information for them.
SPEAKER_07My research.
SPEAKER_04Um we also had a bit uh of Zenterm conundrums um with Rogar uh and Dimble, who were members of this caravan, who were involved with the Zenterim doing some shady deals under the leader of the caravan's nose when they found out they were slain uh a mere few days ago, uh told on by our party as Hey, hey, hey, that barrel fell. Yeah. They had smuggled a barrel of jewelry when they said it was water. Turns out uh they were going under the nose of the leader and were punished for that. Um which uh before Rogar died, sh he shouted that um the Xenterum would be after all of you. If they ever found out that he he was killed at your hand, I said.
SPEAKER_09People die in the desert all the time. Circle alike.
SPEAKER_20He slipped and fell and his head came off.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, that's what I felt with uh nursery rhyme.
SPEAKER_12That's what I grew up with.
SPEAKER_09That makes sense.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Uh you also found um an ancient document written in High Orkish that was until recently unreadable, uh, as nobody knew what High Orkish even was, let alone could read it. Um eventually discovering that this was a letter written by Powell Nickham, Powell the Owl Nickham, about a lost library of Leftchantos. Um they found this out by rescuing what's his name?
SPEAKER_11Sullivan Crace. Sullivan Crace.
SPEAKER_04Sullivan Crace, a an antiquarian of Candlekey, who was being held hostage uh by the eyes of a tar in the middle of the desert. Uh rescued by our party. Uh he now travels with them to the Dale lands with an ancient netheries scroll, which he intends to return to Candle Keep once he c he can find a teleportation portal to get him there.
SPEAKER_02Let's do that first.
SPEAKER_04Um, uh we've got the our main quests here, essentially right now, as we have arrived in Dagger Falls uh last night um and or this on this night, uh we will begin on the night when they arrive in Dagger Falls with the intentions of uh a big goal possibly being restoring Myth Draner or exploring it, uh, first of all. Uh an immediate goal of uh solving this uh curse of this farm for the seeds of cultivation, uh, and then a a large another large goal of finding this lost library of Left Chantos, uh, guided by Myrna Noor, who is waiting for them in Shadowdale at the Old Skull Inn, a very famous inn in one of the most famous towns of the Dale lands. On this night, their first night in real civilization, in about a month, uh you arrive, uh, the guards let you in. This is a massive caravan uh being led uh by experienced traders. You guys uh manage to uh help them along their way through lots of trouble through the desert, and uh mostly unscathed. What would you like to do as you guys uh set foot inside of a real city, not in the sand, not in the desert, uh, but in a really nice area for the first time in a while.
SPEAKER_23Um, Orion has never been in a city like this before, ever. So he's going to stay quiet, but he is going to walk around and just see what's going on.
SPEAKER_26Okay.
SPEAKER_23He's only ever really been outside of the temple for assassinations.
SPEAKER_04I think Ike will shed a little tear as he f his feet finally touches grass when he's out of the desert.
SPEAKER_01Uh he doesn't wear shoes. He wears uh a poncho made of a bear fur skin as well.
SPEAKER_21Uh as that was his very first kill when he escaped the um clan and had to fight for survival.
SPEAKER_23I think that the desert clothing comes off immediately. She gets back into her normal well normal and aircraft. Quotes. Um she Joanna normally is dressed um in sort of like a Victorian-inspired looking outfit, black and white, as us in the real world would have for a traditional priest, um, all black outfit, white shirt underneath with a black necktie. Um she's very she she looks out of place even in a fantasy world. Um kind of like a southern gothic nightmare, is how I describe her. Um but her personality is the complete opposite of what she looks like. Um and I guess she would she see you cry a little bit.
SPEAKER_01It's like I'm like looking up like you okay?
SPEAKER_20This is nice.
SPEAKER_01This is nice.
SPEAKER_20Okay.
SPEAKER_21Like my toes are wiggling in the grass.
SPEAKER_20I'm really going for it.
SPEAKER_04It feels good.
SPEAKER_20Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Where I'm supposed to be.
SPEAKER_20Okay. I'm just making sure you're alright. You're blinking pretty hard.
SPEAKER_04I'm sweating through my eyes.
SPEAKER_20Okay.
SPEAKER_04You get out of the desert and start sweating profusely.
SPEAKER_18Sorry.
SPEAKER_04What?
SPEAKER_18You said the Zuzart.
SPEAKER_04I was laughing when I was the Zonzuet. Zon Zuit. Uh Val and Hodge, what are you guys getting up to as you arrive in civilization?
SPEAKER_09Um, did we keep Sullivan with us?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, Sullivan's Sullivan's with you until he can find a uh portal. We're gonna go with him, right? He figured it would he owes us money. He said He said that he would teleport, get you a reward, and teleport back. Yeah. But you're by all means, if you want to teleport with him, you could. Um you freed him kind of in the middle of Anarok. So it was either he travels alone or with any guards that he can manage to hire from the caravan back uh west towards Candle Keep, which is a long journey, uh, or he travels with the caravan to the Dale Lands and finds a teleportation uh um a portal, a means of of transport there.
SPEAKER_09We have until the evening, I can until you're met to meet up with uh uh She's going she wanted to meet him in the morning in the morning.
SPEAKER_06Like tomorrow morning. Tomorrow morning along the river. We'll go to River Tesh and bask in its morning light.
SPEAKER_09Great. Maybe we can all uh walk with Sullivan to get him to his teleportation circle, maybe see a place to shop or uh whet our whistles along the way. I have all but no money. I'm sure uh Sullivan here could cover our charges, yes?
SPEAKER_13I heard he's buying.
SPEAKER_04Uh they they robbed me of all of my money.
SPEAKER_13Ha ha.
SPEAKER_07Uh I have some gold to spare. Couldn't hurt me.
SPEAKER_09Plus, that'll probably pale in comparison to the hefty reward that Sullivan has in store for us for protecting it. What do you call it? Was it priceless? That scroll was. I couldn't even imagine how it would be prepaid, won't you think, guys?
SPEAKER_14You're getting that weird look in your eye, guess. Yes.
SPEAKER_09He looks a bit nervous.
SPEAKER_08It'll benefit my research so greatly.
SPEAKER_04Yes, um, whatever Candle Keep deems a significant uh reward for this is uh of course up to them. I'm sure you'll be happy regardless of what this prize is.
SPEAKER_20I'm curious. Yes, he will. Yes, I'll be.
SPEAKER_09Yes. I will. I will, of course, did you know they wanted 10,000 gold for you, Sullivan?
SPEAKER_04Yes, uh the desert gang, the eyes of a tar wanted ten thousand gold for me, but uh I can't imagine that a candle keep would have paid that. Where did they think they were gonna get it? I I don't know. I uh I think that this gang was just delusional. Oh, thank goodness we came along. That is for sure.
SPEAKER_09Ah, yes. On our way then, perhaps.
SPEAKER_25He's like, fuck.
SPEAKER_09Perhaps your personal account. Surely there's a bank with a universal teller here or something? Somewhere in the Dales, I I I would I would assume. Um I guess that begs the question: where could we find a teleportation circle?
SPEAKER_03Well, I would assume that um there would have been one in that tower. Um I'm not sure if it's working now. It looks a bit dilapidated. Uh the constable's tower, did they say it was?
SPEAKER_06Uh. Yes. Uh that would be the place for handle.
SPEAKER_09But uh this part of our journey goes on a hold, then.
SPEAKER_04Yes. Uh I will uh keep an eye out, and if I hear anything about any teleportation circles, I will um obviously let you know, and you can guide me there. I have no means to protect myself, as we did not go and get my spell book.
SPEAKER_05I'm not sure at all.
SPEAKER_25Yes, I could have sworn you. It's only my life's work.
SPEAKER_20Oh no, we did get it. Did we not get it?
SPEAKER_04No, I mean You're afraid of the lioness.
SPEAKER_12Oh right.
SPEAKER_05Oh, she would have wiped us out.
SPEAKER_00Yes, well.
unknownYes.
SPEAKER_05I could have helped, you know.
SPEAKER_09What?
SPEAKER_00Thankfully.
SPEAKER_09Neither here nor there.
SPEAKER_00I know.
SPEAKER_09Surely you can muster up a sending spell, so if we leave you somewhere in your uh weakened state, you could get a hold of us.
SPEAKER_04Now that we're in a town, I might be able to bargain for some papers and ink. Uh any any items I need to scribe some spells. Um but it'll take me some time. Uh it seems like you all have uh some things that will occupy you in the meantime.
SPEAKER_03Uh until I manage to locate a teleportation circle. Uh until then, I will uh I'll be at the Red Rock Tabern.
SPEAKER_04Red Rock Tabern. Red Rock.
SPEAKER_09Here's five gold. You just Yes, you will be reimbursed, I promise you.
SPEAKER_00I know.
SPEAKER_09Thank you very much, Sullivan. It's been lovely working with you, honestly, but I think we may need to uh depart him for the moment.
SPEAKER_03Yes. Um like I said, I will start at work immediately.
SPEAKER_06Uh trying to locate this, but uh perhaps we can use him when we find when we look for the library of Los Chantos. Yeah, perhaps.
SPEAKER_09Uh Myrna is in the the next Dale over, so I have already sent her a raven.
SPEAKER_04Uh of course.
SPEAKER_03Alert alerting uh her of our arrival in the coming days. Um I will travel there with you, of course.
SPEAKER_04Uh as we have uh a bit of history. I mean, we were classmates. Oh look at you like that joke.
SPEAKER_00I don't know if you had a you said it in a weird way. I was just curious.
SPEAKER_04Her and Powell kind of had a thing, uh which is why I'm so surprised that they're falling out. Uh what do you know about Powell?
SPEAKER_03Uh he is a um dangerously smart student, um according to the letter, uh very, very intrigued by this uh this Lechantos and this um The Nathlum.
SPEAKER_04The Nathlum must be quite powerful if it's uh willing, if it's if it's able to split up such a friendship, such a partnership as they had all throughout school, but um they must have had differing opinions on what they should do should they find it. And I know Myrna, and she is a uh good girl.
SPEAKER_23Uh we already came out there.
SPEAKER_04She she would not cutting that. She would not be the We already came out. She would not be the type uh to do anything uh rash poor uh with this, but Powell I could see.
SPEAKER_03So I believe if we uh align ourselves with Myrna, we'll be on the right side of history.
SPEAKER_06I think it would be a good idea to get to this library soon as well. I would like to study high orcish.
SPEAKER_09Yes.
SPEAKER_06I can get a few words knowing orc, but it's they did not speak high orcish from where I was from.
SPEAKER_05So I would like to be able to learn it so I can read these letters if we ever find any in the future for you.
SPEAKER_09I love that idea. Yes, of course.
SPEAKER_18Orion is looking very out of place.
SPEAKER_23He's just standing far. He's like standing just like uncomfortably far away from you guys. From our zergling.
SPEAKER_04Uh so Orion is the only one who knows what this netheries scroll that uh that Sullivan has actually is. Um Sullivan has trusted Orion to keep this secret as he is adept at doing so. Kept his name secret and has kept his face secret all this time.
SPEAKER_17I tried to keep my name secret.
SPEAKER_04Well, yeah, you you did keep your name secret for a while. Yeah. Um so he trusts you to keep this secret um and to guard him if anything is to happen. Um Time will tell if you stick to it or not.
SPEAKER_18I and Lily am gonna forget, so I will stick to it.
SPEAKER_09Okay. Ryan, are you feeling alright?
SPEAKER_23Yes, I am great. Why are you standing so far away from everybody? Oh.
SPEAKER_06Just You are part of this group.
SPEAKER_23Watching over.
SPEAKER_06May as well act like it.
SPEAKER_18He like looks around, takes a few steps closer, but still at a bit of a distance.
SPEAKER_09That's great. That's great. Yes, it's so much closer now, isn't it?
SPEAKER_08Everybody's not to outwardly praise him too much.
SPEAKER_05He might get scared.
SPEAKER_18He's like the god kid at a family gathering. Oh my god, he got out of his room.
SPEAKER_03Let's let him do it on his own. Orion, come outside and play football.
SPEAKER_22Do the opposite. It's too much.
SPEAKER_04Now I'm picturing the the in Wedding Crashers, the one son who's just paints 12 now.
SPEAKER_18He's watching the movie like four times a day. It's great.
SPEAKER_25Wedding crashers are great. Child Wedding Crashers, not a sponsor.
SPEAKER_12This one eight-year-old movie is not currently sponsored by this recording.
SPEAKER_04So he is staying at the uh Red Rock Tavern. Red Rock Tavern. Whatever. I mean, he has five gold to spend now, but uh before then he was just kind of gonna bargain with whatever he can do. Knowledge or tales or or promises from Candle Keep. Um It is normal this is about the time uh that you guys would kind of be settling in. Sure. Uh because dur on the desert trail, uh you were sleeping during the day and traveling during the night because you were under the cover of the uh wagon uh and away from the heat. It is uh a month into spring at this point, a month and a half into spring at this point. Um so the weather's very nice right now, uh, but in the desert quite warm. So uh you do get a bit tired and begin to look around for places to sleep.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, I got a jet lag.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_10For sure.
SPEAKER_12Desert lag.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Madness.
SPEAKER_13I will take a nap in the streets.
SPEAKER_12I do not care.
SPEAKER_09Yes.
SPEAKER_21The Red Rock Tavern sounds like a grand idea.
SPEAKER_09Yes, we can accompany uh our friend here.
SPEAKER_04Uh as you walk in, it is a uh stone and wood uh built. Uh you can see most of most of this uh the town or the village of Dagger Falls is dwarven make. Uh, and you see that as well uh in this red rock tavern. Uh as you walk in, uh you look around and you see that the entire tap room is illuminated by these magical globes of light rather than candles.
SPEAKER_08Fantastic!
SPEAKER_04And at the at the center of it, uh you see this uh half elven uh woman uh kind of running the whole show. And you can see uh that she she looks like she knows how to do some magic, and these these uh magical orbs illuminating everything um seem to be of her make. Uh a beautiful half-elfetting a little bit up in age, uh, but still very charismatic as she kind of runs bar and tends this tavern. Uh you walk in and you see uh her time is currently being occupied by Sullivan uh as he tries to negotiate for uh a meal and a room. Uh you look around and it's it's pretty busy. Um it's pretty late at night, so a lot of people have left and and gone home to go to sleep. Uh but uh you do see a couple people from the caravan and a couple townsfolk who are look around and kind of like very confused as they see a bunch of new faces. And you know from speaking with some of the people in the caravan that the Dalands, the residents of the Dalands, are very wary of outsiders, especially in a place uh like Dagger Falls, uh, where they've been overrun previously by vampires and Zenterim and uh everything. They've just recently conquered that Zenterim uh rule uh through Kirkland Mourne's recent ascension to the throne. Uh you see that Sullivan seems to have gotten his way as uh as this woman hands him a key and and a pint of ale, and she kind of looks over at you guys being the next ones to walk. Rag tag a group of people. Good evening.
SPEAKER_02Uh five ales? Five ales?
SPEAKER_08Yes. What's everyone else drinking? Uh yes.
SPEAKER_26My name is Kessler. Uh, you must be part of the caravan.
SPEAKER_09Sorry?
SPEAKER_26My name is Kessler, you must be part of the caravan.
SPEAKER_09Yes, yes, formerly. We were at least. We we've just uh departed. Ah, I see. Yes, yes.
SPEAKER_26Uh you've gotten to where you hope to then uh so far?
SPEAKER_09Looking to uh spend some time in the beautiful dagger dead that we've heard, frankly, so much about. Quite a sight uh for someone coming from uh the desert path.
SPEAKER_02Uh yes, I did uh smell the sand uh as everyone walked in here.
SPEAKER_18Orion shakes out You can't like see anything, but Orion shakes out his cowl a little bit, and there's still sand falling out.
SPEAKER_02Uh for the next hundred years. You're gonna sweep that up, aren't you?
SPEAKER_17Yes!
SPEAKER_25I must uh she grabs a broom and hands it over to you. Damn it over the bar.
SPEAKER_04I uh Ike is he's laughing out loud in the hawk is fucking.
SPEAKER_18He'll do it, but he kind of like sweep he doesn't sweep all of it into the pan, he kind of like sweeps a little bit.
SPEAKER_23You know how like when you are sweeping and then there's that little teeny tiny bit of dust left over and just kind of looks like flowing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_25It's just kind of it just kind of like falls in between the floorboards and she's like uh her she's been occupied by talking to everyone else by the now.
SPEAKER_04Um I'll help the street. Is this a smoking tavern? As long as it doesn't stink. I assure you it won't. Good. Uh so five L's. Of course, of course. Kitchen kitchen's closed. The cook went home already. Uh but I can get you drinks, and if you're looking to stay a while, I can get you some rooms as well.
SPEAKER_09Yes. How much for a round of drinks and uh is it two beds per room, is it? It is, yeah. Uh three rooms then? We're all used to sharing quarters at least. I want to be on their own. Or someone maybe can. I'll go on my own. Yeah. Uh are you won't.
SPEAKER_24I'm tired of sleeping with my face covered. Fair enough.
SPEAKER_04That'll be uh six silver for the rooms and uh a silver five copper for the ales.
SPEAKER_06I don't know how much that is in gold. Uh less than one. Less than one, but then I'll give you one.
SPEAKER_09I will cover it for the evening. Take a whole gold, please, and keep the change. Thank you. Yes, of course.
SPEAKER_02Well, uh, how many days are you looking to stay?
SPEAKER_09Uh not two, maybe. Uncertain at the moment.
SPEAKER_26Yes, that's so much per diem, I suppose. Yeah, of course. Very good. Uh just happy to have uh traveler stand here. Uh it seems like everyone else is kind of in and out.
SPEAKER_23Hello, traveler. I think I think the whole time this this woman's been talking to Joanna kind of has been staring at her and just seeing a half-elf woman in her older years is kind of making her miss her sister a little bit.
SPEAKER_02Do you know all right there?
SPEAKER_14Uh yeah. Yeah, you just remind me of somebody. Oh, my my sister.
SPEAKER_27In a good way, I hope you're good. Well, I'm sure your sister was beautiful.
SPEAKER_14She was.
SPEAKER_27Now, uh you tall drink of water.
SPEAKER_05Uh yes.
SPEAKER_23Everybody thinks Ike is hot. Plus Joanna might not, but Emily does.
SPEAKER_09Yeah. Even with the feet. Even with the dog.
SPEAKER_23Your dogs are out in every campaign. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04You look like uh came from somewhere far, far away, huh? Uh not as far as Joanna. Yes. Like away from civilization. You could say she looks like at least looks civilized. You look like you're from the middle of nowhere. I mean, no offense. I'm just curious about your story. I don't.
SPEAKER_21Above table. What is the because since the clan I was in was like a nom kind of not nomadic, but they had a place to stay.
SPEAKER_04Where was it again? Uh it was on the outskirts of Oral Bar. Oral Bar, okay. I know Oral Bar.
SPEAKER_21Outskirts, but there wasn't like a specific name for where they were at just outskirts of Oral Bar. Okay. Um He's not sure if he's gonna reveal that.
SPEAKER_06Uh I spent uh the last several years with uh an infamous archdruid by the name of Leaf Briar. And I helped him on his farm out in the Delambir Vale.
SPEAKER_03Oh, the Delambier Vale, huh?
SPEAKER_04I guess that's not too away from civilization, but um if you were with a druid, you must be a druid as well, huh? I am, yes. Did not venture into town much. Well, uh, that tracks. You are a handsome one, though. Thank you. Thank you.
SPEAKER_09You said your name was sorry? Kessler. Kessler.
SPEAKER_01Uh I look over at Joy like, oh, what do I do?
SPEAKER_09Play to your strength, big guy. You're a kiss next time.
SPEAKER_00What? How's it for your beer in the house next time? I don't think moving your eager's like that.
SPEAKER_06You know.
SPEAKER_20You don't know what I know.
SPEAKER_06That's so true.
unknownWe should talk more.
SPEAKER_06Are you all right, Joanna?
SPEAKER_14Yeah, just seeing what she could have had.
SPEAKER_06So you get to have that.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_06She'd be proud of you.
SPEAKER_23She'll kind of like get his arm like lean into his arm and give it like a squeeze.
SPEAKER_06Come sit at the bar. I want to smoke. I'm stressed about the spring, and I'm not at the farm.
SPEAKER_20Do you think you having your feet out was working for her? It seemed like it was.
SPEAKER_06My feet out?
SPEAKER_20But she seemed really into the fact that you were like out of the woods. She was looking down.
SPEAKER_05Maybe she likes rugged men, but she's rugged feet. She's not.
SPEAKER_20Some people do, but uh.
unknownThat's all right.
SPEAKER_05She's not really my type.
SPEAKER_20Oh. Oh, I know. I didn't mean for that to come out like that. I mean like I know what I know you're we should go sit down. Okay.
SPEAKER_06Yes, I'm stressing about the animals and if they're all right, and if the earth is being tilled right, is the the seeds of cultivation have it under control.
SPEAKER_05I should put my trust in them. But I like to be in control of it.
SPEAKER_23So you want to take the whole organization you want to take it over from the whole organization?
SPEAKER_05We could go back. No, we can't go back. I just have to forget about it and trust that they are doing the job right.
SPEAKER_20I'm sure they'd listen to anything you said if you take care of this black thing.
unknownGood. Good.
SPEAKER_08Is there a library in town?
SPEAKER_05Library in the frothing at the mouth.
SPEAKER_08Library again. Is there a place for books or scrolls or something like that? Boom, we have stuff, baby don't take it.
SPEAKER_03Well, um Is that high orchish? It's a miracle.
SPEAKER_12He's thinking of tongue.
SPEAKER_03Well, the uh the constable's tower was kind of a sort of magical. There's plenty uh around here. Uh Shadowdale, I'm sure you'll find it. Yes, yes, I've heard that as well. Yes. Um are you in a rush to find out?
SPEAKER_09No, I suppose not. All things come to those who wait, right?
SPEAKER_26Yes. Yeah. Uh speaking of waiting, here are your ales.
SPEAKER_07Lovely. And uh my name is uh Hodge, by the way. Have you heard that name before? Hodge. Met anyone with it?
SPEAKER_03Uh you know what? I'll think on that.
SPEAKER_04Uh I have some more customers coming in. Beautiful and see the three sisters walk in behind.
SPEAKER_09Oh, Jesus.
SPEAKER_04If you look back, you see the pick out like a sore thumb, they'll come right over.
SPEAKER_05Green thumb Hodge. Yes. I have that as well. Two! Well, three if you count my skill. Three green thumbs if you count my skill as a list.
SPEAKER_20I don't think you should say that about it again. I liked it.
SPEAKER_12I thought it was I thought it worked.
SPEAKER_22Alex, we'll we'll talk about it later. It's not. Don't say that. Three green thumbs. I thought it was genius.
SPEAKER_05Thank you, Alex.
SPEAKER_22So you're the smartest man I know, Hodge.
SPEAKER_03He agrees. Jandle Gree, uh, come over.
SPEAKER_02Um talk to this man.
SPEAKER_04Uh and you see one of her uh waitresses comes over and says, uh, what about?
SPEAKER_02Uh nice to meet you. I'm Jandel Gree.
SPEAKER_07What Jandel Greech?
SPEAKER_03Uh it is very nice to meet you. What what did you need help with?
SPEAKER_08Uh whose mail is this?
SPEAKER_09I suppose I have just inquired to uh Kessler there about a library in town, or if you had ever met anyone uh that travelled under my name as well, Hodge. Hodge struck a chord with your It does strike a chord.
SPEAKER_02Is that so? Great news. I I didn't think I recognized your face.
SPEAKER_09Are you is your brother a twin? No, he was a few years older than myself, but we obviously shared some qualities. Sure, sure. I do remember the name Hodge, and I do remember a face in my wave my hands and conjure an image of my brother.
SPEAKER_02Yes. Yes. Yes.
SPEAKER_03What was his name? Hodge. It was his last name, of course.
SPEAKER_09Sella. My brother Sella Hodge.
SPEAKER_03Yes, I did make fun of him for that because I thought it sounded like Sella.
SPEAKER_02And he was trying to sell me something.
SPEAKER_18Is that not It's Alec Factory?
SPEAKER_01It is Alec Factory. I was like, I didn't know. I was trying to figure out what had. Me too. I was like, I saw the S in my head. I didn't see his D. I was like, that's not a his brother his brother's name's that. Alice.
SPEAKER_09Oh, I think. Yes, he's gotten that joke uh many times through his life. I'm sure he found it very amusing. Good. Um did he say where he was going?
SPEAKER_03Going, what he was doing here? I I don't remember. I just remember that he gave me that same look about the joke.
SPEAKER_02You did.
SPEAKER_06Um that's how we express uh Did he say where he was going? Yes.
SPEAKER_03I remember he was with men in dark cloaks. Interesting. Uh and oh, yes, he mentioned that he was going to clean uh attempt to clean the constable's tower.
SPEAKER_02Does that sound like something he would do?
SPEAKER_09It does sound like something he would have done, yes. Or at least something he would have said he would try to do and then not do it.
SPEAKER_04So Well, the tower's not clean, but I classic seller. What do you mean by clean? Th that's not for me to say. I I didn't inquire further.
SPEAKER_09I think his purposes would have aligned with our own. He just has a way with words.
SPEAKER_04So it does not mean that it is dirty. Dirty. It certainly is dirty. Uh dirty in more than one sense.
SPEAKER_03Oh Shh. He was with these men in dark cloaks, and I do sometimes still see um people go in there and and uh it seems like they must be trying to clean it.
SPEAKER_04I don't know what other business they would have in there.
SPEAKER_09The same cloaks as the men that were with my brother.
SPEAKER_04I believe so. Interesting. I don't really pay them much mind.
SPEAKER_09No identifying features on their cloaks? A sigil, perhaps. I don't look very hard at them. I apologize.
SPEAKER_02Um I'm sure you'll s probably see them tomorrow morning.
SPEAKER_26Uh that's when I usually see them is in the morning. It's not every day, but.
SPEAKER_09Come in for a spot of Ricky before going to the They don't usually come in here very often.
SPEAKER_04What? A spot of what? Breakfast! They must have I've seen a few of them in here every now and then.
SPEAKER_02But uh yes, we we have here at the Dales. We do um We don't really uh see them very often. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Apart from uh going in there, um Yes, but I I I don't pay much attention to them, uh but uh we do try to keep the Red Rock uh clear of uh Nair dwells.
SPEAKER_08Oh yes. Orpal!
SPEAKER_04How but it does seem like your brother was here, if if I'm remembering correctly. Uh I have not seen him in uh what must have been a few years, maybe?
SPEAKER_09That is still very good news. The best news are bad in months.
SPEAKER_27That's good.
SPEAKER_26You must be uh has come a long way searching for him then.
SPEAKER_09All the way from Waterdeep. That's where I have last heard about his whereabouts, so this is great. And it means I'm on the right path. I'm extremely grateful to you and your help.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, well, you're welcome. If you have any other questions, uh do let me know. Yes.
SPEAKER_12I will.
SPEAKER_06Uh I do if I could if I could. Absolutely, I excuse me. I'm gonna get up from the table and kind of pull her aside. And eusphine. This was a shot in the dark. You happen to haven't haven't happened to see a orc woman pass through here with wild black hair, much like Joanna's there.
SPEAKER_03Full orcs or half orc. I mean the Dales are home to many civilized orcs. That's for sure, but I I uh hair hair like hers, did you think?
SPEAKER_06Yes. Uh very thick and curly, wavy like. Hmm.
SPEAKER_03Not that I really remember. Uh it I don't speak orcish, so usually uh we we kind of leave that uh for the maybe you should you should talk to um you should talk to uh orthron.
SPEAKER_04Um he's he's the stable boy, but if if orcs come in we usually have him communicate with them. Great. He's a half orc as well. Okay. Thank you.
SPEAKER_03That slim chance, but I I apologize that I couldn't be more helpful.
SPEAKER_04Thank you. Welcome. Uh so Orthrin, uh you do remember seeing him like just in passing as you walked into the bar. He's just right outside in the staples.
SPEAKER_12Okay.
SPEAKER_04Uh yeah, I'll slip out and speak to him. Uh you see him tending to the horses, making sure they're all fed. He has a handful of oats and like a bag around it on his shoulder that's kind of open, and he it's just kind of leaning there. He's not even holding it, it's pretty strong. Yeah. So he's just kind of leaning to the side with a full bag of oats uh as he just kind of grabs handfuls and starts feeding them to horses. Bruno's the tips and tricks.
SPEAKER_21I have no advice to give to this man. Um, I'll get his attention and ask him the same question.
SPEAKER_05Oh, hello. It is. My name is Ike. Pleasure to meet you.
SPEAKER_04Reaches out his hand and shakes it.
SPEAKER_21Forarm glass.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, forearm glass.
SPEAKER_06Um I was wondering if you had seen a orc woman pass through here. She's uh tall, but not as tall as I am, and has wild black hair. Very wavy, very thick.
SPEAKER_05Uh most most beautiful orc you've ever seen. Uh I shot in the dark, but I was just curious.
SPEAKER_04Uh do you remember how do you know how long ago it would have been? I mean, I think you know, no idea. You would have remembered this face. Really beautiful, huh? Girl girl years. Yes. I am looking for her. Uh you know, uh I don't uh I mean, I see quite a few beautiful women, but none with the hair that you describe. Maybe she cut it by the time she came through, but uh I don't remember. I'm sorry, man. No, no, no. Uh I appreciate you. Thank you. No problem. You do you do good work here. Thanks. Uh see you look like a man of the animals as well. That I am. This one here's mine. Oh, brilliant. It's beautiful. His name's John Dest.
SPEAKER_19Fuck you! Fuck you!
SPEAKER_12Johnny!
SPEAKER_19John this one's doesn't every lifetime.
SPEAKER_18In Curse of Straud, we have a horse named Jaquis, but um, we'll forgot his name. And he was like, our horse worse something.
SPEAKER_01Like genuinely as possible. I was like, isn't the horse named Johnis?
SPEAKER_23And then he goes, What is that? I said, when your liver's shutting down, your skin jumped.
SPEAKER_01So I have to bear this cross forever.
SPEAKER_21Yes, this is Johnis. I need to find me a little bit. Say hello, Jonas. I will pet Jondis.
SPEAKER_12His yellow fur.
SPEAKER_21Uh yeah, I'll go back in and join the party.
SPEAKER_09Val, are you falling asleep in your ale?
SPEAKER_10There's bubbles just coming out of it.
SPEAKER_08My word, perhaps we should get to that.
SPEAKER_22Okay, well, he wants to be on his own, so be it. Please.
SPEAKER_04You hear a bit of commotion outside. Uh, and you hear you hear Orthron's voice, you recognize, and then three other men uh kind of bickering with him. Uh, and then you see you see the door kind of uh come in a little bit, and somebody Well, that was a that was our noise. As somebody bumps right into it, uh, and then you hear Orthron go, you're not getting in here. Uh and they continue to try to push it, try to push themselves in, uh, and then you hear a clack and a body hit the ground.
SPEAKER_14Is there a window near the door?
SPEAKER_04Uh yeah, you could kind of if you push your face upright against it. I mean, my boy Orthrin just got slammed. I'm coming out. I'm coming out, I'm coming outside. Alright, so you can before you get out there, Joanna comes and uh comes around the window uh and you see Ortran with his hand like he just slapped somebody. Uh and you see a dude on the ground and he's Orthron!
SPEAKER_21Yeah.
SPEAKER_25Oh yeah. So you run out and you see Orthron uh having just slapped this dude right on the ear, and he's like on the ground writhing in pain.
SPEAKER_04Orthrin, are you alright?
SPEAKER_25Am I alright?
SPEAKER_04Well, yes. Look at this fucking guy trying to get into my tavern wearing that. Uh and you look down uh and you see uh this dark armor with a hand uh sigil across the chest. What hell's that? Uh the black hand of Bane.
SPEAKER_25Uh and you see two other men running. You see two other men running away as as he just plouted this motherfucker in the ear.
SPEAKER_04Uh and you see Orthron picks the guy up by like he has uh like a cape kind of over top of his armor. You see him grab the cape and just pick him up.
SPEAKER_25Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_20If I hear walked in.
SPEAKER_25We walked into an adjacent alley, drops him there, kicks him, and walks back to the stables and he goes.
SPEAKER_04Nods.
SPEAKER_08You know him? You were worried about him, like?
SPEAKER_05I thought he got hit? Uh he did the hitting.
SPEAKER_25Uh you see Kesla Kesla sees you standing in the door uh for an extended period of time, and she goes, Don't you worry, Orphan's got him.
SPEAKER_20Where are we? Where are we?
SPEAKER_05We are in Daggodale.
SPEAKER_20No, I know, like later here. Did you see I mean, you saw that.
SPEAKER_06What is the Black Hand of Bane doing here? Would I know that?
SPEAKER_25Yeah. They're pretty popular. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06What would they be doing here?
SPEAKER_25Pretty well known.
SPEAKER_00I don't know.
SPEAKER_25Maybe popular wasn't the right choice. So popular. Join Black Hand of Bane. I mean a revival, actually.
SPEAKER_23Is this I don't know. Like post-Baldur's Gate, and is that canon?
SPEAKER_04This is post-Baldersgate, and it is canon.
SPEAKER_24Okay. So I know about Bane. Lily. Lily.
SPEAKER_04You guys also played Descend into a Vernus.
SPEAKER_01So three other men?
SPEAKER_04So two other men. There are three total. One's in the alley, two ran away after seeing him fucking wipe the floor with it their friend. Uh I'm gonna ask Orthron. Was this the first time that the black hand tried to enter here? Uh first time that these three have. I haven't seen them before, but we've had a couple stragglers here and there. Uh we've made it well known uh that we don't accept any Xantaram or Bane uh followers, any any ne'er dwells. Uh let's hope we keep them out as much as we can. Uh I gotta slap them on the ear. I gotta slap them on the ear. Right, right. You are. Uh remind me not to get on your bad side.
SPEAKER_24I didn't know Bay and I used to be such witch.
SPEAKER_06I don't think you will, brother. Hell yeah, brother.
SPEAKER_18I just code so.
SPEAKER_25Another forearm last year. I'm gonna kiss on the cheek.
SPEAKER_13Whoop! Um uh Val's gonna be very cagey about these bane fuckers. Oh. As she should. Yeah.
SPEAKER_21Yeah, quarter meter phase above the table.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we've got we've got plenty of characters with some mystery here. Val's just been largely untouched on this row as she escaped what was troubling her.
SPEAKER_06Uh I will say Ike's miss Ike's backstory has been secret, except for there was a moment where he had talked uh talked to Joanna about his whole like pretty much life story and upbringing, but nobody else knows where he came from and what he grew up in.
SPEAKER_04I've got a lot of secrets still.
SPEAKER_23Secrets, secret, secrets and only only Ike knows fully about Joanna's sister and the fact that she was uh a half elf in her what she thought was previously full elf family. So it's a bit of a bit of a scandal there.
SPEAKER_04But a scandal opera.
SPEAKER_23Young mom's a hoe.
SPEAKER_00Oh my god.
SPEAKER_09Val, I've seen you go toe-to-toe with a chimera and not even blink. What was that? You look pale.
SPEAKER_00I'm always pale. It is true. I just don't like those guys.
SPEAKER_06Um have a bad running in the past.
SPEAKER_13Yeah. I've been trying to avoid a bad running, shall we say?
SPEAKER_09here for you.
SPEAKER_13I can't be certain. I don't know, but I wouldn't like to give them the opportunity to find me, shall we say? Okay, so I will kill them outside.
SPEAKER_09Well pretended. Flying low has its merit as well.
SPEAKER_13I might want some information from them, so maybe kill them after. Got it.
SPEAKER_09Perhaps we can capture the one in the alley. There is one knocked unconscious in the alley right now, actually. Yes.
SPEAKER_24Do I think to go get him? Bring him to one of our rooms.
SPEAKER_13I don't think we should bring him in here. They don't seem to want him in here.
SPEAKER_04We can't bring him in here. Yeah, it's definitely not gonna be getting in this. Unless we make it.
SPEAKER_06We interrogate him in the alley if you want information.
SPEAKER_10I think we should.
SPEAKER_06Oh.
SPEAKER_09Just a couple friendly questions.
SPEAKER_18Just a couple of friendly questions. I'll grab him by a scruff when we get out of there. Hold on, hold on.
SPEAKER_04As you go back out and uh walk to the alley, uh it seems like he ran away by now.
SPEAKER_18Can I crack him? I know I'm gonna go back.
SPEAKER_04Let's go. You're not a ranger, you're a druid.
SPEAKER_09Can you smell his discovered drawers?
SPEAKER_17Joanna, will you guide me?
SPEAKER_0418?
SPEAKER_17What? Do your little magic, whatever you do.
SPEAKER_01We're gonna 18 survival check to a final sky.
SPEAKER_17Um 27.
SPEAKER_25Dang, you fucking uh Ike's like, alright, I got the trail, and then Orion just shoots Mats.
SPEAKER_23I'm fucking on him.
SPEAKER_25Um I've got him.
SPEAKER_04You uh after him.
SPEAKER_20I guess you fucking.
SPEAKER_04Find his uh his cape uh and his sword uh fell off of him as he was running away uh in the alley um and you find footprints uh pissed through out uh uh a couple of drips of blood that as his ear was bleeding uh on the way. Uh just the regular long sword and the regular cake. I take. I take. I take and I so um he he went down this alley uh and all the way uh out of Dagger Falls, uh as you as you follow the trail and get to uh where the guards are watching the door and um they're like oh everyone's in a hurry tonight. Uh where are you going?
SPEAKER_24It's just me.
SPEAKER_04So I mean whoever wanted to follow. I was assuming you were chasing it.
SPEAKER_18I was, but yeah, if they wanted to follow me.
SPEAKER_04Uh it's you the door just closed pretty much, you can see, uh, and he turns to you and why is everyone in such a hurry? Where where are you going?
SPEAKER_24Oh, I was just following somebody.
SPEAKER_04Oh, you wanted to catch up with him Is he underneath?
SPEAKER_24Like, do I see him?
SPEAKER_04He well, he just went out, he just went out the gate.
SPEAKER_24Yes, I wanted to see him.
SPEAKER_04Uh sure. Uh well I open up the gate for you. Um Thank you.
SPEAKER_24Will you leave it up for my friends? Ah no, I said friends. Tend I didn't say friends. Well, we can do it. You're by You're by yourself right now.
SPEAKER_09So we're catching up.
SPEAKER_24Yeah, so just this group of people that are following me.
SPEAKER_12My friends.
SPEAKER_23I mean, Jimmy's going as fast as she can in like her little Victoria booch thing.
SPEAKER_12Click click click click click.
SPEAKER_22Skirts going. Just fucking.
SPEAKER_04Oh, he might be chasing out of the thing. Alright. Uh he they open the gate uh and you see this guy s fucking running uh down uh the path. Uh any reason? And I'm assuming you leave. I I left. Yeah. Any reason why okay. Uh and then he sees the rest of you following. Uh I assume your his acquaintance is uh right ahead.
SPEAKER_22He called us that?
SPEAKER_04No, he didn't run so. I don't have time.
SPEAKER_13How are you saying he was at first?
SPEAKER_21My speed is 40 feet. Can I catch up to him? Yes. Is he within 60 feet? I'm going to mine is 35.
SPEAKER_04He's he's 60 feet from you, probably 120 feet from you guys. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_18Because I'm tall as fuck.
SPEAKER_04But yeah, if you want to change into something that's a little quicker, is that what you were saying? Yeah.
SPEAKER_21I was gonna try and change into a wolf, and uh my speed is then 40 feet, and then attempt to bite him so he gets knocked from. Okay.
SPEAKER_24Orion sees your wolf for me and he just goes, Pogat.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you see, uh, you see uh how bad of my EC I change into a wolf and just sprint past you, uh, eventually catching up to this guy who's uh yeah, make your attack.
SPEAKER_21Um I think it's an 11 to hit.
SPEAKER_25Uh you jump and miss, or you catch him, but uh you probably would have caught him if his cape was out uh and been able to drag him to the ground, but uh that fell off. Uh he reaches for his sword as you do.
SPEAKER_04Uh he's like, shh fuck!
SPEAKER_18Well, I conjure cover, and there's a wall but directly in front of him.
SPEAKER_25A physical wall? It just spawns immediately?
SPEAKER_18Yeah.
SPEAKER_25Let me say that. Conjure covers.
SPEAKER_04I think you would conjure cover in front of you. Uh the area's 10 feet, you're 60 feet behind him.
SPEAKER_16Okay, never mind, I don't do that.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_16Sorry, that's a new spell for me.
SPEAKER_25Um, I want to just like throwing a wall 60 feet at you. Yeah. Uh Tom and Jerry here.
SPEAKER_13Can I get within like 60 feet of this fucker on command?
SPEAKER_04Uh, you're 120 feet back, so unless you have anything that lets you go a little quicker, then you're not gonna be able to catch him because you are all dashing as quickly as you can.
SPEAKER_23This is super fast. 35. Can I catch up to him and try and grab him?
SPEAKER_04Eventually, yeah. Uh he's got a speed of 30, so eventually you can catch up to him. Oh my goodness. Uh you can make another attack as as you're trying to catch up to him. He has nothing to attack you with. Uh 16. Okay. Uh you jump, grab him. This also knocks him prone, correct? Uh so you bite. How much damage do you do, Joe?
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_08I can die.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_25Uh he took a little bit of damage from his ear. You can see his blood is still dripping out of it. Uh, as he's like covering it, trying to like stiff arm you. Uh, he kind of looks like he's doing a Heisen pose a little bit.
SPEAKER_04Uh as as he's running away, and then you uh jump and grab the arm that he's trying to block you with, and f you guys uh roll and fall to the ground with you on top of him. And he goes, Oh fuck shit. What? Uh what is it, Wolf? What do you want? Uh, whatever druid is in there.
SPEAKER_05Stay there for a moment.
SPEAKER_02Alright.
SPEAKER_04I heard they could talk. Uh eventually, Orion, you catch up to him, uh, and you see Ike holding him to the ground.
SPEAKER_18I'll hold my longbow out, like, to ready an action in case he tries to leave.
SPEAKER_04Great. Uh, whole party. Yeah. And he looks past and sees uh the other three sprinting and eventually catching up.
SPEAKER_25What is it?
SPEAKER_04What do you all want with me? I was just trying to get a drink.
SPEAKER_11Valeria?
SPEAKER_06At the wrong place. But uh, we have some questions for you. If you would, Valeria.
SPEAKER_11Oh yes, oh yes. Um, what are you doing here? The fuck?
unknownI love her.
SPEAKER_04The fuck.
SPEAKER_25Are you trying to intimidate him, or you can either make an intimidation roll or a persuasion role?
SPEAKER_04This will be at the persuasion. Persuasion roll.
SPEAKER_22Uh, I'm trying to intimidate it.
SPEAKER_04It'll be an advantage because he is in a not so good situation.
SPEAKER_13I'm gonna stand right over him and be like, uh, what's what's the fucking vibe dog? Like, what's wrong with you?
SPEAKER_04What's wrong with you, man?
SPEAKER_13The fucking vibe dog.
SPEAKER_04We overlover.
SPEAKER_13Uh, 21.
SPEAKER_25That's intimidation or persuasion?
SPEAKER_13Intimidation, one.
SPEAKER_25Okay. 17 plus 6 is 23.
SPEAKER_1323, wow, good.
SPEAKER_03Fuck. Um Castle Craig was getting a bit crowded, so uh a few of us have been exploring exploring other other situations being if uh if uh we should not relocate. Uh sort of to say, um I'm sorry if we uh intruded on uh your tavern.
SPEAKER_04Uh you don't seem like the locals, though, so uh I uh he he looks at you and now that he's he's uh been on the ground for a bit and and is like coming to terms with his situation, he kinda looks at you and goes. Oh, I see.
SPEAKER_05Speak. Oh, you see.
SPEAKER_11Alright.
SPEAKER_09Um, I think he will make it out of here.
SPEAKER_13Oh. What's the deal what I know about Table? I know anything about Castle Craig.
SPEAKER_04None.
SPEAKER_13Cool.
SPEAKER_04Um But it seems, based on context clues, that they like to hang out there. He knows something about too with that look. Um, but yeah, as he's like as he's telling you like what the situation is, he finally gets a good look at you and pauses. Um I I see what the situation is now.
SPEAKER_02What do you know?
SPEAKER_03We've gotten orders to look out for someone matching her description.
SPEAKER_14For what do you want to take you?
SPEAKER_13Where? For what?
SPEAKER_02You've been promised to our lord.
SPEAKER_21What sounds like that you know everything, don't you?
SPEAKER_04And you slipped away. As I couldn't. I don't know how you've done it. I don't know how you're here, but the word of you has reached me.
SPEAKER_13And your friends in Castle fucking bite his neck.
SPEAKER_04Crag.
SPEAKER_00Crag.
SPEAKER_25Right next to Tower Todd.
SPEAKER_18Um, Zero Lord meaning Bane? Do we know that?
SPEAKER_25Yes. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, the black hand uh is pretty common signifier.
SPEAKER_17Actual.
SPEAKER_04You've been promised to our Lord Bane, and you managed to slip away. Don't know how you did it or how you got this far without being reclaimed.
SPEAKER_13Reclaimed.
SPEAKER_04But if you let me go, I will not speak a word of it.
SPEAKER_06I don't trust you.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, make an inside check.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, I'll make an inside check.
SPEAKER_04I believe Bane is the Lord of Lies check.
SPEAKER_21Yeah. God damn it, the Lord of Lies. Ohdy20. Oh, kills.
SPEAKER_23My crossing there. Nap 20!
SPEAKER_12Woo, woo.
SPEAKER_04This bitch lying. Tell me if he Yes, he is lying. Alright, I'm gonna bite him again. Um I'm trying to figure out what I can tell you on a nap twenty, though. Uh about him lying. Um.
SPEAKER_09Hmm. Things I would want to know are. I guess. Is are they They're talking about searching the area for her.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, uh he seems here. He seems to be. He doesn't seem to be necessarily shocked that he is in a situation where he's being tackled by a bunch of people. He does seem to be very much in shock that he has been tackled by people that seem to be. In in his eyes, she is the leader of this group. Right. And she has like hired you all to protect her because in his eyes, she is this valuable possession that they are after. He is in utter shock that she has made it this far, especially because the word of her escape was last from Neverwinter. Clear four forty-two days across the fucking world.
SPEAKER_09If they are looking for if the Black Hand is looking for Val, this information cannot reach Castle Craig. Val.
SPEAKER_23No.
SPEAKER_09Say the word.
SPEAKER_23Joanna ready's a sacred flame. Um.
unknownWhat else do I want to know from him?
SPEAKER_20Do we want anything else?
SPEAKER_06I'm not sure. He will spread word that you were fighted in the world.
SPEAKER_23Are we hidden right now?
SPEAKER_04They will send more. You're in the middle of a road, but it's a little bit more. You're in the middle of the road, but it's the middle of the night. This finishes. Yeah, make a presumption check.
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Just say the word, Val, and I'll kill him.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, I think he needs a guy.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_04Uh you see uh a couple drunks walking down the road. No, I'm not sure. Uh, and guards hundreds of feet away that you obviously already talked to. Um, but nobody you have to worry about seeing yet.
SPEAKER_09Surely the town guard, even if we are seen, will believe that the cultist here attacked us, accosted us on the roadway.
SPEAKER_10I don't think they're just gonna be able to do it.
SPEAKER_09They did see you chasing after him.
SPEAKER_10Do they seem like they'd be chilling then though?
SPEAKER_04Um I mean he didn't actually open the gate for you to do it, but they also opened the gate for him to run away. They also opened the gate to let him in. Yes. If they were really concerned about him being in the city or him running from something and wanting to stop him, they would have. Okay.
SPEAKER_13That's fair, but they're also not that concerned at serious.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_13Let's kill him.
SPEAKER_04It seems yeah, they seem a little a bit lax about this whole situation.
SPEAKER_09Anybody's neck.
SPEAKER_07Do it off the road and then I'll advantage on your attack.
SPEAKER_04That's gonna hit. Yeah. Um he he has unarmed strikes to fight back, but he had he can't do anything. You guys have him surrounded on the ground, prone tackle. Seven damage. Uh, how do you want to do it? Uh just right into his neck. Uh he can't even make a sound. He tries as he's about to shout something, but his vocal cords get ripped from his throat. I will drag him.
SPEAKER_06I will then drag him by the arm into the woods under some brush. You know, well off the road and come back.
SPEAKER_04Like nothing happens.
SPEAKER_11Nothing down.
SPEAKER_04Um there's a bit of blood in the dirt that you can just I'll press digitation to take it around. Um and there doesn't seem to be any witnesses.
SPEAKER_23Alright, to bed.
SPEAKER_06To bed, yes.
SPEAKER_23That's that Joanna is gonna slap over the arm. Make me help you and then you run away like that. Yes, I caught him.
SPEAKER_06You caught him.
SPEAKER_23And she just starts walking down. She just whatever. She starts walking back towards the town. Good job, Orion. You run funny. Sacred fling comes up in our hand again. Live jet.
SPEAKER_24He's giggling a bit of mess, but you can't see it or hear it.
SPEAKER_18So keep walking.
SPEAKER_04Uh you come back to the gate uh and the guard out front goes back so soon. What's everyone in such a hurry for tonight? Uh I nobody answered my question when I let you through, so uh He forgot his Are you still a wolf?
SPEAKER_13We're returning. Yes, I am.
SPEAKER_04Uh Right. Don't bite anyone.
SPEAKER_09He forgot to tell us the punchline to a joke earlier.
SPEAKER_04Uh let me hear it.
SPEAKER_09Uh we didn't catch him.
SPEAKER_04Oh, I thought you were talking about the wolf. I thought the wolf was the punchline to the joke.
SPEAKER_00Uh nope, sorry.
SPEAKER_04Could have been. I will.
SPEAKER_21We didn't hear it. Change back into myself.
SPEAKER_22You're not a wolf! Where did your clothes go?
SPEAKER_21Still on.
SPEAKER_24I made you look.
SPEAKER_01I'm clapping. Clap him on the shoulder, and that was a good one.
SPEAKER_23Joanna is mad at herself for laughing at that.
SPEAKER_04The guard is also laughing. Alright, alright. Yeah, it's too late for this.
SPEAKER_20Uh you have a little bit of the get inside.
SPEAKER_04Um I thought they would go away.
SPEAKER_20You have a little bit of some of this, I'll be some of that.
unknownSorry.
SPEAKER_04He raises the gate. You guys can walk back inside and walk all the way back to the Red Rock Inn, the Red Rock Tavern, um, and uh the Red Rock Inn. Yeah. Um rock. Walk back, everyone's kind of cleaning up. You see uh Sullivan has already headed up back to his room. The the three sisters left uh after all that commotion. It seemed like they probably weren't interested in staying in a place that was uh gonna have all that.
SPEAKER_23Maybe we should do that. I think I'd be like that.
SPEAKER_05It'd be very amusing. You'd be so wealthy. You could finally shut him up.
SPEAKER_19That's true. Oh yes.
SPEAKER_04Uhhrin comes up to you guys. Uh you guys go running after him. Uh yeah. You manage to catch him? Yeah. What'd you do with him?
SPEAKER_22I made him. He's under a little bit.
SPEAKER_06I'll then we got what we wanted. And we sent him off. So you ate him or not? I did not eat him.
SPEAKER_23I don't know, but I don't think he would taste very good.
SPEAKER_06I we got what we wanted, and we left him.
SPEAKER_04As long as he's not gonna be bothering my Anne anymore.
SPEAKER_16That's literally we'll never only in spirit. Although, if his friends come back, please yell for us. Sorry, I think.
SPEAKER_04I can handle his friends. They might be on the lookout for the their buddy. They'll probably come back here. Ask me what happened to him. What do you want me to tell him? And he ran off scared.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Of you. Because that's what he did.
SPEAKER_23He left his cape and his sword behind. Show him.
SPEAKER_04That's fair. Yeah, uh, you might want to tuck that away.
SPEAKER_17I don't know.
SPEAKER_04Alright, well.
SPEAKER_16It's a new cloak. I can just turn it inside out.
SPEAKER_04Have a good night. I guess if you're staying the night, I'll see you in the morning. But uh let me know. Uh I I do uh rent uh drum this out if if anyone if anyone needs a ride uh just let me know.
SPEAKER_00Every time it's gonna get me.
SPEAKER_04He did that on purpose.
SPEAKER_00That's such a nice name. How'd you come up with that?
SPEAKER_04Uh I just saw his yellow s yellow fur.
SPEAKER_00Nice. Oh, yeah. Yep.
SPEAKER_21Very well known. I I half expected him to be like, well, I almost need to jaque.
SPEAKER_11It just didn't look quite right. Makes a lot of sense. I like that. Isn't that?
SPEAKER_04That's very nice, yes. That was uh Yeah, you uh it's funny you mentioned Jaquiz. I didn't meant that was my father had a horse named that Jakuize and it wandered into the mist and I never saw it again.
SPEAKER_00Well that's fair.
SPEAKER_09Well, good night. Val, I know it's late, but we'll hello? Behind you. Uh so what room how you guys split in these rooms? We'll discuss this later.
SPEAKER_05Yes, we want to make sure that you're safe.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_05We can protect you.
SPEAKER_10Thank you. Thank you. I will be an explanation.
SPEAKER_21You know secret.
SPEAKER_10In the morning. After I've had my coffee.
SPEAKER_12Zong zong my golly.
SPEAKER_09Uh me and Ike will stay up all night smoking the wacky tobacky.
SPEAKER_06I do believe we uh can spare some of that tonight.
SPEAKER_09So celebration for having made it to the daylight. Alive, frankly. Got a little dicey out there in the desert.
SPEAKER_06You best leave the window open, or Kessler will be mad at me.
SPEAKER_09Yes, mad at me. I can always uh I don't think you could do any wrong in her eyes. As long as you open that door feet first, you know what I'm saying. I didn't catch her looking at my feet. I didn't catch her looking at your eyes.
SPEAKER_20I I don't catch a lot.
SPEAKER_23But that was clear as day. Mm-hmm. She did like your feet. Even I noticed. Even he noticed.
SPEAKER_06Well, um didn't act like nothing happened.
SPEAKER_09For the best. That's how they like it too, you know. Nantalat. Oh no. Do they like it like that?
SPEAKER_06Nuncheland.
SPEAKER_09Demand a challenge.
SPEAKER_06Aloof, as they say.
SPEAKER_20There is such a thing as too aloof, though.
SPEAKER_06Well, too bad.
SPEAKER_09Damn, but they like that too. What ways is right, ways, I suppose.
SPEAKER_24Yeah. Well, good night. Orion disappears.
SPEAKER_25Locks every Are you going into the solo room?
SPEAKER_18Yes.
SPEAKER_25Okay.
SPEAKER_18I'm gonna lock every single door and window. Even the closet doors. Just everything's locked. Blacking out all of the curtains.
SPEAKER_25Shoving the two beds together so we have one good one. Noise coming from Ryan's room.
SPEAKER_18He's rearranging all of the furniture to like go up against the door. Just the line of the window.
SPEAKER_09Wood on wood. Mattresses are on the floor. Bed frames are creating like a crib. He's got a blanket for him.
SPEAKER_18That's actually a great idea.
SPEAKER_24He's eating his cake in his blanket.
SPEAKER_01He didn't ask Kessle. I'm surprised you didn't ask Kessler if he had cake.
SPEAKER_22I'm not doing that again.
SPEAKER_01Um the kitchen was closed. That's true. We'll have to find a pastry shop in the morning.
SPEAKER_08We do have tensions cake.
SPEAKER_23Oh man. Well, I guess we're rooming together then. Yeah, ladies. Ladies jam.
SPEAKER_04All right.
SPEAKER_18Um, you got crush on anybody?
SPEAKER_04Uh all right. You rest lingo. You screw incredibly well in a real bed.
SPEAKER_18Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_04First time in so long.
SPEAKER_18This is the first time Orion has removed his mask. 40 days. God, it feels so much.
SPEAKER_23More sand.
SPEAKER_12Oh my god.
SPEAKER_23At least it's like an order face is nicely exfoliated.
SPEAKER_18I'm a screen. It's fused to him.
SPEAKER_05That's nice and good.
SPEAKER_00Jesus.
SPEAKER_09What do you think Ryan's mask smells like?
SPEAKER_05Yes, I like quite a bit. Party City.
SPEAKER_19Well, if you remember. Remember he doesn't sweat? Was that this campaign? That was this campaign.
SPEAKER_01He hasn't told us that.
SPEAKER_19No, he was like, You guys didn't remember that he doesn't sweat?
SPEAKER_01That's like a major part of my backstory.
SPEAKER_18Last time someone was like, don't you stink under all of that in the desert? And he goes, No, I don't sweat, won't you smell? And they did. Oh. Yes, yes, yes. A goblin, I think.
SPEAKER_25Oh yeah, you didn't think a goblin smell. And then they were like, what material is that? Yeah.
SPEAKER_24So he doesn't actually smell it. It wicks away moisture. I don't know what to tell you.
SPEAKER_04A beautiful sleep first night master mattress.
SPEAKER_25In a long time.
SPEAKER_12Hey.
SPEAKER_25Oh, Ryan's finally got a room to himself. He's letting that ship fly.
SPEAKER_23Now I'm the fan of Christ, yeah. Jesus gotta go. I gotta get out of here.
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_23Actually, guys, my Uber here.
SPEAKER_25He's by himself maxing.
SPEAKER_18Good God. Guys, he's not Leo or Book Orion.
unknownYes, yes.
SPEAKER_04Alright. Uh you wake up to the nice chirping of birds outside your window. Um, and you hear and smell uh the cook has started whipping up breakfast um downstairs. Mike is the first one down. He's used to waking up pretty early.
SPEAKER_00Uh, you see, uh Ike, where are you?
SPEAKER_04You see, Tesla uh is like set putting the chairs down. They were uh picked up uh put on the table as they do, and then she's putting them back down, ready for seating. Oh, good morning, Ike. Good morning. Uh as you walk down the stairs, she she uh is putting the tables back together, and uh, but you see that she's keeping you kind of in her periphery. Wow, she's not looking directly at you, but you can see that she's not turning away. Yeah. Um feet. As she uh as she puts the uh as she puts the she puts she puts the chairs down and kind of leans down.
SPEAKER_06Ike, uh, did you sleep or I slept very well, thank you. It was the best sleep I've had in a long time. You look well rested.
SPEAKER_05I feel well rested. What can I get you for breakfast? I would love a spot of coffee, if you will.
SPEAKER_06How do you take it? Uh I do take it black with uh a little bit of cream, just a little.
SPEAKER_15Just like she would have said that no matter what he said.
SPEAKER_04Uh she uh goes and fetches a pot of a cup of coffee um and uh she has one herself as well. She puts yours uh I can't. Uh she comes over and s and uh to the table that she just set up, uh, puts her coffee down, sits down, and then puts yours right across from her. It's a lovely chill morning, isn't it?
SPEAKER_03Beautiful spring air. Uh must be heaven for you after being through Anarok. It is. I can't imagine. It very much is.
SPEAKER_04It's my favorite time of year. I haven't been through Anorok in I don't know how many years, probably thirty. Anarok is the desert. Yes.
SPEAKER_09That's where we rescued specifically Solomon Crazy Friday.
SPEAKER_04Well, Anarok is the whole area.
SPEAKER_06Right. Right. Alright, right, right.
SPEAKER_05Uh yes, I do not ever want to set foot in a desert again. Well, hopefully you won't have to.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_03Um do you eat breakfast? I will take a little, yes.
SPEAKER_06Just a little. Don't eat too much. I'll be right back.
unknownThank you.
SPEAKER_04Uh she leaves her coffee there and goes back into the kitchen. And she comes back uh with some uh some nice toast and eggs. Uh sets sets it out for you.
SPEAKER_27Dig in.
unknownThank you.
SPEAKER_24Orion's gonna come down next. And he's he's like watching their interaction, but he doesn't want to disturb, so he's just standing there menacingly.
SPEAKER_04You see, Ike is Ike is like, I'm just I'm assuming you're fully focused on just she's kind of like arms on the table, kind of like leaning in. He's eating like this. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Orion, just like oh good morning, Orion. Does he ever take that mask off? I haven't seen him take it off now.
SPEAKER_06He's uh he's a mysterious fellow, but he's very funny.
SPEAKER_12Don't want him hear you say that.
SPEAKER_06What? Have you ever tried to get it off of them? No, that's that no, I have not. I'm afraid he would uh beat me up and perhaps slip my throat.
SPEAKER_02I didn't know he was like that, but I guess the mask signifies a bit of secrecy. It does, yes.
SPEAKER_03Um what did you say your name was?
SPEAKER_17Orion.
SPEAKER_03Orion. Um can I get you anything to eat or drink for breakfast?
SPEAKER_24Uh yeah, I'll have whatever Ike is having, please. I'll go and I'll sit next to her. Or across from Ike, I'll take whatever spot she was taking.
SPEAKER_25And just like move her coffee cup. Uh she comes back and the gods you're here.
SPEAKER_04Pretends she doesn't notice and puts your food back.
SPEAKER_17I felt that was an energy shift that I didn't I don't know, I picked up on it.
SPEAKER_06Ryan, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to tell her.
SPEAKER_17She really likes your feet.
SPEAKER_04You see, she walks around the table, picks up her coffee, and takes it with her as she kind of walks around, continuing to finish putting the chairs down and everything. Oh, sorry, go ahead.
SPEAKER_23Janina being an elf, she only needs four hours a nights. She's been up, just not down with everybody for a while. Um, so she'll be the be the third to come down and see her cup of coffee at hand, but I think Do you need any help setting up anything?
SPEAKER_26Or no, it's alright. I've been doing this for many years.
SPEAKER_14Uh how you two are it.
SPEAKER_04I'm sure you know as an elf.
SPEAKER_23Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Time kind of flies.
SPEAKER_23It does. Yeah. Yeah. Feel free to. Um I have a question about one of my spells. So if I cast a veil of dusk on myself, can I eat my breakfast under the veil of darkness?
SPEAKER_24Like, would they be able to see me? Dark light little pink thing.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, we can put it everywhere.
SPEAKER_18Yeah, absolutely. Okay.
SPEAKER_25Why don't you just take it up to your ring?
SPEAKER_18He likes you guys now.
SPEAKER_25You can make it small enough that it just covers your face as well. Yeah.
SPEAKER_18Like the Sims nudity sensor.
SPEAKER_02That's a real setting.
SPEAKER_18Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Quick, download Wicked Whims. You can see his face.
SPEAKER_18Press shift tag will go into first person.
SPEAKER_12Alright.
SPEAKER_18I do have. I can't. What? For a shift tag? No, that's a real thing.
SPEAKER_12You can do that for whatever.
SPEAKER_06It doesn't do it for me. I usually rise right before the sun.
SPEAKER_14Okay. Um, has she been walking around with her coffee cup this whole time? Like one-handed putting things down. I sold the seat.
SPEAKER_06She um she came down and sat with me while I ate and was I pretty sure flirting with it.
SPEAKER_20She's looking at your feet again.
SPEAKER_06No, she was looking right into my very soul, it's name. I was trying to eat my breakfast.
SPEAKER_16Did uh want me to threaten her?
SPEAKER_23No. We're staying here. Okay. You just say the word. I will. Maybe maybe let her down.
SPEAKER_00Tell it just yes.
SPEAKER_06I've never dealt with this before.
SPEAKER_23You said sometimes you gotta just like tell him like nope.
SPEAKER_06Right. Okay. Right.
SPEAKER_14You gotta be a little, you know, even if you gotta, even if you have to lie a little bit. Of course. You just gotta, you know. Let her let her down, though. Let her down easy. Yes, yes.
SPEAKER_16I wouldn't even lie, I would just say. Please stop flirting with me. And how many times have you had to do that? More than you would think.
SPEAKER_06Seems very rude, but oh I'll see how the situation plays out.
SPEAKER_16I'd like to.
SPEAKER_11But uh more than I would think, yes.
SPEAKER_05But Kessler. Have you heard anything about this blight?
SPEAKER_20Uh um, I'm here too.
SPEAKER_01I just unbuttoned my blouse. But my blouse.
SPEAKER_05Uh have you heard anything about this blight in uh around here?
SPEAKER_03Yes, it's um unfortunately uh affected some of my orders. Um the the chef uh has been a bit frustrated by it. We uh our our fresh food, I mean these we were able to get the eggs. Luckily, it hasn't affected the chickens, but um yes, it's been affecting some people uh uh I believe in the valley um of late. Uh I I think they sent for somebody um to help. Was that possibly you? It was.
SPEAKER_05Oh yes.
SPEAKER_03Oh, they sent for you specifically. They did.
SPEAKER_27Well, what a hero you are.
SPEAKER_14And I'm also helping.
SPEAKER_27Did they send for you as well?
SPEAKER_14I was asked on the caravan up if I could be your assistant. I'm a cleric.
SPEAKER_05Great. Yeah, Sister Liana of the Seeds of Cultivation. Uh perfect.
SPEAKER_04Well, um anything about a source or what it looks like. Uh I mean, I don't really believe it. Yeah, you you know how I I I was here. I I live here, I stay here, I I don't know. Any any word you might have heard from travelers. No, uh I I mean anyone who's sick is not gonna come up to Dagger Falls and and come to my inn, luckily. Uh but no, I haven't heard much about it. Uh just uh few hours to travel uh by foot down there, so uh it's a stay here tonight as well, uh, if you're going to investigate.
SPEAKER_03That is where we are headed.
SPEAKER_04Good. Uh that'll help me and the rest of the businesses that rely on. Your source of food, yes. We'll do our best. Well, I wish you the best of luck, and if you do get sick, maybe you don't come back.
SPEAKER_14Is that fair enough?
SPEAKER_04Maybe I should get sick.
SPEAKER_14You can pretend just I'll pretend like I'm I'll pretend like I'm treating you for something when we come back.
SPEAKER_05Yes. Well, we don't have to come back here. All right, it's late. Hodge needs to get up.
SPEAKER_08I wander down the stairs. Ooh, man! Sounds like a baby.
unknownOh!
SPEAKER_08Val's not here.
SPEAKER_23Oh, wait for the room service?
SPEAKER_09Is it best to leave her alone after what happened last night?
SPEAKER_06Of course she was still sleeping.
SPEAKER_09She's asleep laughing.
SPEAKER_06Perhaps we should check if she's still here.
SPEAKER_09Yes.
SPEAKER_22When she was as of 15 minutes ago.
SPEAKER_10All mosey all the way.
SPEAKER_25I stands up to go and look if she's here and she just walks out the door.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_04Um, uh everyone's awake, and as as you come out of your door, uh Sullivan comes out of his. I he looks over at Joanna and I don't uh O'Rion and goes. I mean no offense, but Wow. Um sleeping in a bed by myself rather than a wagon filled with you two is uh wow.
SPEAKER_17It was really Joanna snoring for once.
SPEAKER_04And not to smell your mask.
SPEAKER_19How do you think I feel? I'm the one underneath it.
SPEAKER_04You don't have to wear it.
SPEAKER_23Thank you, my boy. I do. And I do not snore. How would you know you're I don't even sleep?
SPEAKER_04Yes. She meditates.
SPEAKER_17Another title of snoring.
SPEAKER_04You all have your breakfast, whoever wants it, uh, and coffee and brickie, as you call it. Exactly, yes. Yes.
SPEAKER_23That's what I wrote in my notes. I wrote Bricky. Bricky.
SPEAKER_09Oh, did all of you pay for your food?
SPEAKER_15Well, and uh I was I was just going to put it on a tab. Oh, perfect.
SPEAKER_02Perfect, thank you. Yes.
SPEAKER_03Figured you had much to get up to this morning. Indeed, yeah.
SPEAKER_09Very kind of you. Of course. Perhaps one of us could uh repay the favor at some point. Who knows? All of us. Yeah. On our way, though.
SPEAKER_23Or maybe, you know, maybe we can get that price lowered a little bit. Yes.
SPEAKER_25Perhaps a beer pressure never hurt nobody. Ike is like, what the fuck are you talking about?
SPEAKER_24You sound like my brother.
SPEAKER_01Poor guy.
SPEAKER_24He's clueless. I was hoping he would say. Maybe kiss that man. I don't know.
SPEAKER_09Ike, you were just showing me your abs last night.
SPEAKER_06I was not.
SPEAKER_09No, I spent the other nights. I'm sorry. Maybe in your dreams. All ten of them were very compelling.
SPEAKER_25He's got four on his feet.
SPEAKER_23That was a horrible. I hate that.
SPEAKER_25Well, fabs.
SPEAKER_06First. I think we should go meet Sicilyana by the river for whoever wants to join me.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, of course. Yeah, expecting to.
SPEAKER_04One old day to the next, huh?
SPEAKER_23You're breaking up a roster here.
SPEAKER_21I don't know. I don't know how I'm doing that.
SPEAKER_08Orcs really take her-ups.
SPEAKER_05I don't think that they do. Just trying to learn the culture. Fuck me, I guess.
SPEAKER_03Have an ally for orcs, actually?
SPEAKER_06Some do have many. Some orcs do have more than one bride, though I don't necessarily agree with the custom.
SPEAKER_09Interesting.
SPEAKER_10It's good to know. Hmm. Good to know. Yes.
SPEAKER_09It's always good to know everything. He is in search of knowledge.
SPEAKER_10That's true. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_09At some point. Perhaps later.
SPEAKER_06Okay, Sir Gideon Offneer. What? I said, okay, Sir Gideon Offneer.
SPEAKER_09Uh The All Knowing?
SPEAKER_06The All Knowing's reference. Thank you.
SPEAKER_04Um as you head out of uh Dagger Falls and down uh to the River Tesh. Um a beautiful cacophony of bird song and uh tapping on wood as the hummingbirds uh hummingbirds? Woodpeckers. Woodpeckers. Uh woodpeckers peck on the wood and the hummingbirds hum. Um we've been with her and the tufted titmouse is tufted. Um you see uh sister Liana uh by the riverside uh with her feet uh in the water. There's a feet cooling off.
SPEAKER_01Um there is nothing mentioned about her. Kessel looking at my feet. You guys are Tarantino veil? Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_06Uh maybe I should let my toenails grow out.
SPEAKER_16Oh dumb. Why did you mention that to me?
SPEAKER_01Jopkin! Retraction!
SPEAKER_16That'd be very bad for your balance. What?
SPEAKER_04Uh she's relaxing by the river, uh, enjoying she's got her hands, she's kind of rubbing the grass and she's feeling everything. Smell the grass in the dirt. Um, and she notices uh the footsteps of uh five friends approaching, and she turns around and goes, Ah, I see you've all taken my invitation. Uh nice to have you here.
SPEAKER_03It's incredibly relaxing. Um I'm gonna dip my feet in a pool. Good. Yes. It is the perfect temperature right now. After being in the desert for the hot sand on our feet, uh the cool uh running a river will do us well and and brighten our spirits before what will probably be uh a bit of a rough day or few, depending on how long it takes us to rid uh this place of its of its uh curse, it seems.
SPEAKER_02Um Well, let's not think about that right now. We'll get to it later in the day, but uh O'Rion, uh do you get into the wilderness very often?
SPEAKER_24Always I don't typically go in water like this. Why not?
SPEAKER_03So refreshing.
SPEAKER_16Sure it is, but come take your boots off.
SPEAKER_23No he said He will That's a thing I've said him. I can do this now. Can't do it later. I can do it now. I'm going to take my glove off. And I'll put my hand in the water.
SPEAKER_25Please describe your hand. That's the Oh my god. We're all like. Joanna's. Four hands just go. All of those are.
SPEAKER_23Joanna has like the only part Joanna's that is open are her hands, or her hands are already in the roof.
SPEAKER_09I have my arcane camera out. I can capture her.
SPEAKER_23He has pretty tanned hands. Like he's been in the sun for a long time, which is surprising because he has not seen the sun in a very long time. Um so he's very tan and um his hands are very calloused. There's definitely some dried blood on them.
SPEAKER_17Um his nails are like normal nails.
SPEAKER_25Bro doesn't wash his hands. He cheats his glove up and everyone goes, ew.
SPEAKER_23This is why gloves are unsanitary in the food business, and you should just wash your hands. Anyway, little lesson. I'm not gonna go on about that. Anyway, yeah, very tan, very calloused. Um, like he's been doing archery for years and years.
SPEAKER_26Very tanned. Very calloused.
SPEAKER_25Big very good recognize.
SPEAKER_24He is almost six foot five, so just a little guy. Proportionate.
SPEAKER_01We're very similar in true.
SPEAKER_22Yes.
SPEAKER_09I'd like to see you two arm wrestle. I think that would be lovely.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I don't know. My strengths fly. Maybe not try now, it's a relaxing morning, is it not?
SPEAKER_05Just soak in this moment.
SPEAKER_08As they say, cannonball. I'll rip off my two next cannonball into the river.
SPEAKER_04Nice, relaxing morning it was. I am having a grand time. This is just the way he is. I I had a nice hour to myself.
SPEAKER_26Might as well share the river with the rest of you.
SPEAKER_23You're getting her hair is so long if she's as she's like sitting, just like kind of dipping her hands in the water. The ends of her hair are in the water as well as she's leaning up. Would you stop that?
SPEAKER_22He follows that up by smacking the water.
SPEAKER_23She'll shall like throw some back. You couldn't throw it back. That is very refreshing. Whatever. Why are you over here? Go with Hodge or whatever.
SPEAKER_09Come up out of the water. You know, I don't even really bathe. I just use magic. Maybe you can extend it. This is just like a pin of brown stream smaller on me. Sometimes I miss some spots.
SPEAKER_12My arms can't reach back there.
SPEAKER_23Seeing that.
SPEAKER_01I just pretty digitated toilet paper. This is your man.
SPEAKER_09Clean or soil surface. Clean. Or soil.
SPEAKER_25So sometimes when it's my back and I mess it up and I do the other one.
SPEAKER_09Yes, yes. Who is that accidentally soiled their own underwear with magic?
SPEAKER_19You look over and I'm just gonna like it.
SPEAKER_25And you see Sister Liana goes up. Let's go.
SPEAKER_19Well, go downstream a little. I'm gonna go upstream, preferably.
SPEAKER_09Off the water from wherever I am downstream about.
SPEAKER_04She takes you to the side, Ike.
SPEAKER_03Ike uh I know we're all having fun, but like I said, it it might get a bit serious uh later in the day. I I'm not sure what is causing this blight or or um I I really am unsure of many of the details, but my plan, um the reason I have all of you here today is is for you all to investigate. I will manage the townspeople, uh heal and um assure them that I trust the five of you to find the source and to uh cure this, but um you know I I'm not feeling all too well. Uh so uh like I said, I'm I'm just going to deal with the people and keep them calm uh as as you all investigate. Uh so you have uh full reign um of the area to investigate. Uh ask whoever you need to ask, talk to whoever you need to talk to, and um uh you're you're in charge from here on out. I'll just get you there.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_06If anything happens just to give you word, look for a barn owl. It will give you a letter of a barn owl. Fuck you. Look for a barn owl, okay. It will come to you. Is it you? No, it is uh my familiar.
SPEAKER_21Ah.
SPEAKER_06What is its name? I haven't named it yet, actually.
SPEAKER_03It'll come to you sooner and happy later. Uh maybe on this little quest you'll find a name for it. Well, um, whenever you're ready, I am ready. Let's be off.
SPEAKER_04Uh alright. Uh so you leave the river Tesh and head uh towards uh deeper towards the valley. You just kind of follow along the river. Uh there was a reason that she wanted you to meet at the river. It's close to where you're going, but also a nice relaxing thing, like she said before. This takes a serious turn. Um you arrive in a lightly wooded dale of rolling hills. So, uh you arrive in this uh little farm town uh by the name of Humble Hill. Um you see a couple people uh kind of walking, covering their faces, uh coughing every now and then. Um you see swaths of crop uh just blackened and dead. Uh and uh people trying to uh scrounge up whatever they can of their fields. Uh a very sore sight for a farmer like Ike, uh, and a priest of Chon Priestess of Chantie like Liana. Um yes, it's a bit worse than I thought it would be. Um it seems as though all of their farms are dead and many of their animals are uh you see a couple empty pens, uh, or very uh scarce-looking uh barns. She uh finds the first person that isn't covering their mouth that looks relatively healthy and goes up and says, um, I am Sister Liana.
SPEAKER_03I've been sent here by the Seeds of Cultivation to attempt uh to heal your uh town here, your village.
SPEAKER_04And uh the very exhausted-looking old uh man, much of it has already uh stricken most of our our our village here and most of our crop.
SPEAKER_02Uh whatever you can do, we we appreciate it. And she goes, um can you take me to the um whoever's the head of this town?
SPEAKER_03And he goes, Yes.
SPEAKER_04Uh uh again, um the rest of you, uh I would you like to come as well?
SPEAKER_05We are sent here to help.
SPEAKER_04Uh he takes out um some cloth from his uh pack, uh six pieces, hands one to Sister Liana, and then one to each of you, uh, and then one for himself, and he goes, uh, when we go inside, just cover your mouths. It's the best thing that uh we've found to look at me! Uh the best thing that we've found to uh eliminate the spread. Uh also um try not to touch anything. Uh Silana goes uh quietly and just kind of looks back and kind of re- nods reassuringly to you all uh as you follow this old man to a uh the biggest um home in this small village, uh, as the old man uh knocks on the door and you hear a uh gruff voice.
SPEAKER_03Come in. Come in, uh mask yourselves, please.
SPEAKER_04And uh the old man opens the door uh and kinda ushers you in. He does not follow you inside, but uh puts a his mask over his mouth and ushers you in as as you all go in. So Sir Liana covers her mouth, uh motions for you all to do the same, uh kind of look double does a double take at O'Rion and goes maybe you should just double up, just in case.
SPEAKER_22Yes.
SPEAKER_04Um, sir. Uh you you walk in and find this this uh middle-aged looking man, seeming to be the authority figure, maybe the mayor of this town, um, just bedridden uh by the side of his wife, who is also uh also looks very sick, but is is taking care of him.
SPEAKER_03Uh she goes, uh I um asked to see the leader of this town, and uh I assume that is you, sir.
SPEAKER_04He goes, Yes, uh you see he like kind of gets the chills and starts to shake a bit.
SPEAKER_03Um are you here from the Seeds of Cultivation? Yes, sir, I am. Um and these are my associates. They're going to help with the investigation. Um good. It's it's good to have you finally here. Uh we have done some digging ourselves and and asking around. And um my wife uh she actually um was the one that figured it out. She goes Yes, I um months ago, uh, before all of this started, um a traveling halfling alchemist by the name of Algar Gaunt. Um we found that he sold several farmers a uh miraculous miraculous growth fertilizer. Um everyone who's used it, which is most of us, um their farms have been corrupted by this blight. And uh everyone who's eaten the food or come in contact, exactly. Uh come in contact with it. Um it seems to be the cause of it.
SPEAKER_04We've sent word to the guard and uh the husband kind of puts his hand on her lap and goes, It's all right, honey.
SPEAKER_03I'll take it from here. Uh, we've I have sent word to the guard that um that El Gargaunt, uh, with his description, uh, this halfling alchemist, has has uh he has not been seen since. Uh he couldn't have gone far. Uh I can't imagine, but it we haven't seen him. Uh, not that we have many people who can go looking, but the guards have not seen him. The guards of Dagger Falls or Daggerford, uh uh uh Daggardale.
SPEAKER_04Sorry. Um that's a that's a doubtless mistake there. The guards of Dagger Daggardale have not uh gotten any word on him.
SPEAKER_03So it's good that we have uh five uh worthy-looking uh travelers and adventurers uh to search for him, because if you are to find him, he should face the harshest of punishment. Uh if I were to say we've lost uh half our village so far to to this place, and many of us are you say the wife kind of starts tearing up and the husband goes, uh on our way out, it seems.
SPEAKER_02Unless we are able to find uh a cure.
SPEAKER_05If I had a copper for every time, a halfling did something wrong. I'd have two copper, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
SPEAKER_06He will rot himself in his cell and not do the honor of killing him quickly.
SPEAKER_05Feed him his own potion. Good. He deserves nothing less.
SPEAKER_03He deserves the very worst for what he has done to our village and uh I have been praying to the gods that he has not journeyed far to give his serum ten rodels, lest the villages experience what we've been through in these past few months. Sister Viana goes. You will be safe. I will muster up every bit of healing that I have and see what it can do. They will search for this Algargaunt fellow, and if they find him, bring him to justice.
SPEAKER_04And she looks at you and nods like nothing. Seeds of cultivation normally do not deal in this harsh punishment of death, but she looks at you with this fury in her eyes that you have not seen from her before. Uh nodding as to say. I will stay here, I will tend to the townsfolk, and they will investigate. Do not worry, we are incapable hands. We have travelled through the desert, and they have taken down everything in our path. Everything much much worse. Worse than a little halfling man. She uh kind of puts her hand out as if to say, You guys can leave now. Um I'll attend to these people. Uh and she begins to say a prayer to Chanti to heal. Um she looks at you and uh uh she says, If you find anyone in need of healing on the way, please just do it.
SPEAKER_03Uh but if you must touch them be careful.
SPEAKER_06Where do we start looking? Where was he last seen?
SPEAKER_03Uh I I don't know. Um I would have to assume the outskirts of town. Uh we would have noticed him if he was within our midst. Uh so uh start wherever you'd like and find it from there. I I cannot help you with this.
SPEAKER_09Perhaps we can follow the blight.
SPEAKER_04He didn't uh there's some kind of thing. He he distributed it uh throughout the town, and uh so uh I don't think you'll find much of a trail. Uh it it seemed everyone kind of gave it used this fertilizer, um uh corrupted uh the water table first, uh spread throughout, poisoning all of the crops.
SPEAKER_03Uh best of luck.
SPEAKER_23Uh before they leave, knowing not to touch them, um Joanna is gonna walk up next to Sister Liana and just kind of offer her own prayer um from Gnarless to lessen the current suffering of these two people in the hopes that to hold them out to be healed. Just give them more time.
SPEAKER_04Uh like you've heard from the Dale Lands, the warnings of how people are not open to outsiders, uh that worry fades away from these people as you are offering immediate assistance and and showing that you can help in a way that they need very much need it. So they lean in and pray with you or listen to your prayer and accept it wholeheartedly as they very, very much needed.
SPEAKER_15I believe I was brought here for a purpose, so I'm gonna I'm gonna do my best to fulfill that for you.
unknownThank you.
SPEAKER_04As you exit the home, uh, and you kind of have this whole uh village uh you look around. It's a lot of uh blight, a lot of ruined crops, a lot of sick people. Uh you kind of uh 360, it's just all around you. Um very uh very hard to know where to go first.
SPEAKER_05Ike was definitely gonna be softly softly crying to himself and trying to like cover it up in his hands.
SPEAKER_23Um after they leave that house, uh Joanna will go right up to Ike silently and just take his hand and squeeze it a little bit.
SPEAKER_05He will. He will suffer.
SPEAKER_12I know.
SPEAKER_05I'll force feed him his own serum. I'll give him the honor of a quick death.
SPEAKER_06How how could he?
SPEAKER_07I don't know.
SPEAKER_06What do you think he would gain? Money?
SPEAKER_14Power? Maybe somebody's making him do it?
SPEAKER_23We'll figure it out.
unknownYes. Thank you.
SPEAKER_04The quiet as all you don't hear the bird sound and the insects and everything that you heard mere miles away in the along the river as you traveled all the just death. The silence of death is cut every now and then by coughs, but the uh the river quietly streaming is suddenly broken by the screams of the family. Your eyes turn, and in the distance you see a rickety home just holding on by a thread is being bombarded and punched and pushed by this man. But as you look further and focus more on it, you see these growth sprouting out from this man whose gray skin. And uh as you really take a better look ushered in by these screams, this man has been transformed into a fungus that is enraged and trying its best to get into this home.
SPEAKER_23Uh immediate guiding bolt. It just shoots out of her before she even knows what's happening.
SPEAKER_04That's where we're gonna end our session.
SPEAKER_01Why do you have to live so far away?
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