Dalelands - Episode 10 'Grave Robbing'

The party delves deeper into the Tomb of Damara to locate and dispatch Bone Gnasher. In their exploration they find rare creatures and odd items that lead them to the door requiring the key of the Silverstars. In a harrowing fight against the tomb's namesake, two of our party cling desperately to life as the source of Damara's power, and possibly their own, is revealed.

Transcript

SPEAKER_19 0:01

Thanks so much for joining us for episode 10 of our Dale Lands Campaign. Last episode, our players began as they made their way towards the tomb of Demara, a uh what they now know as a um kind of very old hero. Uh sort of. They were also a necromancer, uh, but they uh reside in this ruined castle that has been overrun by Boneasher, who they learned is a uh sort of a spectre of a old ogre uh that was kind of the archrival of Damara. Um Boneasher has assembled somewhat of an army uh of hobgoblins. Uh you've fought a couple of undead as well. Uh there's likely more further in this tomb as you travel through, but your quest was to rescue the Silver Star family, which you successfully did through combat with these hobgoblins. On a Nat 20, at the very beginning of the episode, Val was able to get some information about this young girl uh that was trying to hide something. She was it then became clear that she was hiding a key, a sort of magical key, probably to unlock the orb of Demara, which is this seemingly powerful magical object that O Nasher has awoken and now desires but cannot get. They the hobgoblins were looking for the key, right? The hobgoblins were trying to get the key, but all of the silver stars uh were like, no, we don't have it. Unbeknownst to them, the little girl did, in fact, have it. Uh seemingly her grandmother gave it to her and told her, Don't let anyone else have this. But she trusts you guys enough to keep it safe while they are in in the other room guarded by this giant frog that you befriended.

unknown 2:33

Did we?

SPEAKER_19 2:34

Yeah. Sure.

SPEAKER_03 2:39

He's helping. He's our friend.

SPEAKER_19 2:42

Uh but you have slayed a couple hobgoblins and rescued the Silver Star family, promising to take out Bone Nasher before you return them to their homes. As uh you usher the family into the safe room that you have already scouted out every possible entrance and exit, killed whatever may attack them and made sure that they are safe in this room. You then follow a long hallway through this tomb towards Bone Nasher's Den. So if you wanna would like to move your miniatures where where you want to be situated for this fight, uh what just happened to you?

SPEAKER_03 3:37

Oh Leo.

SPEAKER_01 3:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 3:40

How long have we been fighting? Uh I cast Hunter's Mark last time. So when did you cast it?

SPEAKER_19 3:51

During the fight.

SPEAKER_04 3:52

During this fight to one of them big Jones, and it lasts for an hour.

SPEAKER_19 3:57

Oh, it's definitely not been an hour. I'd say it's probably been 15 minutes. So you can bonus action between the just move the target instead of having to cast it again.

SPEAKER_03 4:05

So you're you're you're like divine sense or whatever, and then my story form is gone now. Because it's been 10 minutes. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 4:14

Uh but you guys were able to pick up on uh where Boneasher is before that went out. But uh you needed to continue uh ushering this family to safety and reassuring them.

SPEAKER_02 4:30

Bone Asher stinks like shit, who would I guess?

SPEAKER_10 4:33

Haj and Orion should probably stay outside of the door.

SPEAKER_20 4:38

Joanna as well, maybe, and peek in, shoot your bows, and duck out, and Val and I will be on the front lines.

SPEAKER_08 4:51

I can try and flashbang him again. I'll do the I'll do the thing. Yes. And her hand will start low. As long as you stay behind the wall. Yes. I will go wherever I'm needed to get this done. She just put armor on. Yeah, see? Val told me how to use it. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_20 5:13

Looks too big on you. She's walking around like a box.

SPEAKER_04 5:18

It was my old armor. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 5:22

She was 14. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 5:25

Yeah, it's great. It's like under her Victorian shit, so she's like, Ashley was just like clink clinging. Free gentle clicking this.

SPEAKER_03 5:32

How tall is about?

SPEAKER_06 5:35

Taller than me. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 5:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 5:38

That's my go-to. Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 5:40

I think you said like 5'10. I feel like everyone.

SPEAKER_06 5:42

You're an inch taller than me. Something like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 5:46

Yeah. I'm pop tan.

SPEAKER_10 5:48

In real life. He is six foot eight.

SPEAKER_02 5:53

Oh.

SPEAKER_15 5:55

Off by an inch.

SPEAKER_10 5:57

Because I didn't want to do it.

SPEAKER_15 5:59

That boy need to stop adventuring and get into those.

SPEAKER_10 6:00

I was like, uh six foot nine's too much. 69. 6'7. I'm not doing that.

SPEAKER_04 6:06

We're gonna go six foot eight. Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 6:10

Um Ryan, though.

SPEAKER_04 6:12

He's six foot.

SPEAKER_19 6:13

All right. You do uh head down the hallway and you hear the gnashing of bones.

SPEAKER_13 6:24

Oh, wow, he said the name!

SPEAKER_19 6:29

And some growling.

SPEAKER_03 6:32

Oh, make a perception check, please. Oh nobody knows that.

SPEAKER_10 6:41

I don't. I'm closing my eyes. I don't. I rolled a two.

SPEAKER_03 6:46

You said perception?

SPEAKER_08 6:48

14. Nice. Uh 12. Niner.

SPEAKER_19 6:52

Four. You rolled a fourteen.

SPEAKER_08 6:55

Yes.

SPEAKER_19 6:56

Okay. On the fourteen, as you slowly walk down the hallway and hear these uh this gnashing on bones, you recognize it as not one beast, but two. And you recognize these beasts as wolves.

SPEAKER_03 7:15

Easy peasy wolves. Ahead.

SPEAKER_16 7:18

Shouldn't be too much trouble.

SPEAKER_19 7:25

What would you like to do?

SPEAKER_14 7:26

Kill wolves.

SPEAKER_19 7:27

Bust it down, bust that door down. You can hear that the door is open.

SPEAKER_03 7:33

Okay. I'm gonna cast my uh story form.

SPEAKER_19 7:36

It is loud enough that you can recognize that.

SPEAKER_03 7:41

Actually, Bone Nash isn't here.

SPEAKER_19 7:45

Uh it certainly seems so. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 7:47

I I'm gonna hold that until I see him.

SPEAKER_19 7:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 7:53

Is it on the next turn?

SPEAKER_19 7:57

Just yeah, just trigger it whenever you fire. Yeah. Um I think I might go in Guns of Blazing if that's okay. Just rush around the corner.

SPEAKER_02 8:10

I fucking go for it.

SPEAKER_20 8:11

Yeah, if we're going for it. Alright, so his padded feet. Uh go along and bust through the door with a roar.

SPEAKER_19 8:23

Alright. And actually, I'm gonna roll a perception check for the wolves to see if they are surprised. They are surprised. Uh they are too focused on gnawing on these bones. Um they look up and see this lion ravaging through this door uh and into the room. As you go into the room, you obviously see two wolves, but you also see uh on the bed, uh in this kind of ruined den, um you see a huge ogre skeleton lies half buried under rubble. Its skull split by a silvered blade. Interesting. But for now, no spectre. No spectre. Roll initiative.

SPEAKER_06 9:17

Suspicious. Suspicious indeed.

SPEAKER_19 9:21

Hell yeah. Oh, they have wolves have disadvantage because they were surprised. Fourteen for Ike.

SPEAKER_03 9:29

Slutty twenty. Ooh.

SPEAKER_06 9:35

Five.

SPEAKER_10 9:36

If you get in. If you come attack this one. Joe Wayne? I keep why they call you Joe. Uh yeah. And then we'll scoot over, take care of the other one real quick. Easy. They're not they're not strong.

SPEAKER_05 9:53

Easy.

SPEAKER_19 9:54

Okay. Um. Did you roll with advantage? I did, yes. Okay. Uh Ike, you run in there surprising these wolves, but Orion right behind uh is a bit quicker on the draw. You are up first.

SPEAKER_03 10:12

Okay. I will Mew move me like to the door. I have 35 feet of move there.

SPEAKER_14 10:20

20.

unknown 10:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 10:21

And then I'm going to cast my um Starry Wisp.

SPEAKER_12 10:27

Okay. Starry Wisp.

SPEAKER_03 10:29

That kind of sucks, actually. I'm sorry. Yeah, that definitely hits for a 22. Uh that's going to be one damage.

SPEAKER_19 10:50

Alright, you fire at the one wolf, you just barely clip it as it's kneeled down, uh gnawing on these bones.

SPEAKER_03 11:00

Yep. Uh you move me back into that corner there.

SPEAKER_19 11:03

Joanna, Ike on deck.

unknown 11:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 11:07

Um Carter, if I can have you also move me. And two, like, yeah.

SPEAKER_13 11:14

The wolf next to Ike. Um3.

SPEAKER_19 11:21

Fail.

SPEAKER_13 11:23

Sigwood for him.

SPEAKER_10 11:24

Sigwood for him. Yeah, don't waste.

SPEAKER_08 11:28

One radiant damage.

SPEAKER_10 11:29

Oh shit!

SPEAKER_08 11:31

Great start. And then my last five, if you just shoot me backwards. Yeah, thank you.

SPEAKER_19 11:37

That's good. Uh intense fight. Tons of damage. Ike.

SPEAKER_10 11:43

She definitely runs up and goes, uh two runs. Uh those were not very good rolls. 14. Uh 14 hits. And oh! That is not a four, that's a fourteen on the die. So yeah. Nice. Both will hit four. Oh, that's fat.

SPEAKER_19 12:08

19 damage. Holy shit. Fuck yeah. Uh these were two attacks.

SPEAKER_12 12:16

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_19 12:16

Okay, what was the first one? Uh first one was uh eight damage. Okay. So you will you would have needed both.

SPEAKER_10 12:26

Yeah. Um I mean, or I could have done the I rolled them both at the same time, the damage die.

SPEAKER_19 12:34

One was an eight plus three, and one was a five. Well, you did just because you did also did say that you're attacking the one. Yeah. And the first one didn't matter. Uh but you do absolutely ravage this wolf that's already been hit by two uh small attacks. Uh you finish the job.

unknown 12:53

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_10 12:56

And can I walk? Uh no. I'll stay there so other people can get in. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:10

I think probably over you. Probably. Bow can go through you. Yeah, you can go through me.

SPEAKER_19 13:20

Alright. Uh next up is Bone Nasher. You see Rocky Wakey's from this rubble of bones uh that have been slightly disturbed as this combat has started. Uh you see a translucent ogre with a crushed skull, broken tusks, and a rib cage full of ghostly arrows. Uh he wields no physical weapon, but these long spectral claws. Big meaty claws. He steps in towards Ike's lion form.

SPEAKER_06 14:10

Yeah, that's the scary guy.

SPEAKER_19 14:13

Uh AC is 16.

SPEAKER_02 14:16

That's a low oh, that's right then.

SPEAKER_19 14:18

A 14 is going to miss. You see these long spectra claws reach out from behind you and just manage to dodge out of the way. He growls.

SPEAKER_09 14:30

Who dares disturb me?

SPEAKER_19 14:34

And then uh floats through the wall.

SPEAKER_01 14:41

What? Hey, get back here. What? That direction. Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 14:48

And Hodge. Where did my bumps? Hodge, none the wiser, having been outside of this room for that whole uh thing. What would you like to do?

SPEAKER_01 15:00

Um jump into this corner.

SPEAKER_02 15:09

I thought I heard something. What was that?

SPEAKER_20 15:11

Bone lasher floated through the wall.

SPEAKER_01 15:14

Really?

SPEAKER_20 15:16

Uh I don't know how else to explain it.

SPEAKER_02 15:19

I I cannot follow.

SPEAKER_20 15:20

He's a spec he's an specter form. He has no physical form.

SPEAKER_02 15:26

Work with what you got. Uh I will firebolt the remaining wolf. Twelve. To hit.

SPEAKER_19 15:35

That hits. Yep.

SPEAKER_06 15:38

Weak. Is that I extend from wolf?

SPEAKER_20 15:43

Yes.

SPEAKER_14 15:44

Ooh, ten fire damage.

SPEAKER_20 15:46

Hey! Oh shit. I'll always remember your one fire damage. How do you want to do this?

SPEAKER_02 15:54

Um as he barks straight into the mouth.

SPEAKER_05 16:01

Hell yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_19 16:03

As he engulfs in flames, uh swallowing it and burning from the inside until he falls dead. Val, you are next. But there is no enemy to be seen.

SPEAKER_05 16:17

What the fuck is that creep?

unknown 16:18

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 16:21

Uh.

SPEAKER_06 16:22

Uh, what do you think the likelihood of me kicking his bones around brings him back?

SPEAKER_18 16:28

Hey, asshole!

SPEAKER_08 16:30

Send it rock around! Something deep in my subconsciousness, that'll probably work.

SPEAKER_15 16:35

Alright, I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_06 16:38

Come in here. Step on his bones.

SPEAKER_14 16:42

We crush bones.

SPEAKER_06 16:49

Is this where he was, I'm assuming?

SPEAKER_10 16:51

Yes. He was on the bed. Stop.

SPEAKER_06 16:54

Um stop.

SPEAKER_10 16:58

One more monkey bouncing on the bed. What did I just say?

SPEAKER_06 17:04

Oh shit. Yeah, actually, I want to try to pull that shit out. After I stomp on his boots.

SPEAKER_14 17:08

Oh, the sword. Free action stomp on boots. Sword! I think it's too free.

SPEAKER_02 17:14

It's free object interaction? Unless it's hard to do it.

SPEAKER_06 17:17

No, no, no. The stomping is the free action. I will the yankin' as the I'll take the yankin' as the real action. That's okay.

SPEAKER_19 17:23

I'll take the yankin'.

SPEAKER_03 17:26

That's the real. Is Yankin' on in the free action?

SPEAKER_19 17:34

The the weapon is not here. There is not a silver blade lying in the rubble. It was the skull was just split. You can like see the resemblance of what was the weapon that was used. Oh, I thought you said it was latched in there. No. This its skull split by a silver blade. I see. Um throw his bones around.

SPEAKER_06 18:00

Uh yeah, there's really not much.

SPEAKER_19 18:02

You can take the dodge action if you'd like.

SPEAKER_06 18:05

Oh, as like a ready in action.

SPEAKER_19 18:07

Or ready in action for it to come back, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 18:09

Oh yeah, okay. Ready to split. Ready, yeah. A Linda attack.

SPEAKER_19 18:14

Alright. Linda. Can we get a bigger?

SPEAKER_03 18:17

My stars are now uh active.

SPEAKER_19 18:20

Okay, Orion, you are up.

SPEAKER_03 18:23

So my stars are now active.

SPEAKER_19 18:25

Um there is a tiny window that you could fire arrows or spells through.

SPEAKER_03 18:31

Great. Um, I will do that.

SPEAKER_19 18:33

Um, it is in the middle of the room.

SPEAKER_03 18:36

Okay. I got hell of speed.

SPEAKER_19 18:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:39

Uh, Carter, can you move me into the middle of the room?

SPEAKER_19 18:41

Yeah. This is that window. Oh, he's just outside.

SPEAKER_05 18:45

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_19 18:46

Yeah. I thought he disappeared.

SPEAKER_05 18:49

We can't.

SPEAKER_19 18:49

Um, he's a specter in corporeal movement. Is there a window there? There is a window, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:56

Luminous arrow. I'm using my uh Dallas gave me inspiration because I rolled six Nat 20s in a row last week. Yeah, yeah, just yeah, just by chance.

SPEAKER_02 19:05

You got rewarded for nat twice.

SPEAKER_07 19:09

Uh 14 hits. Then he rolled on my dice in two dice.

SPEAKER_19 19:17

I rolled all three of her nat twenties in a row and I got 20s left. Uh what type of damage is that?

SPEAKER_03 19:23

Uh radiance.

SPEAKER_19 19:24

No.

SPEAKER_03 19:25

Vulnerable?

SPEAKER_19 19:26

Not even then. No.

SPEAKER_03 19:27

What? Resistant?

SPEAKER_19 19:29

No.

unknown 19:30

Huh? Ha.

SPEAKER_03 19:31

Interesting. It don't do none? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_19 19:33

No, no, it does six.

SPEAKER_03 19:36

Okay. Sick. Cool. Uh that was.

SPEAKER_19 19:39

I was just seeing what type of damage it was just in case shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:43

Um, that was my bonus action.

SPEAKER_19 19:44

Because he does have some resistances and.

SPEAKER_03 19:53

15 to hit.

SPEAKER_20 19:55

Hits.

SPEAKER_16 20:03

Oh, I got a hella movement speed.

SPEAKER_03 20:07

18. Radiant damage.

SPEAKER_19 20:10

Holy fuck. Damn. Uh very hurt as you fire a bolt and he turns.

SPEAKER_10 20:24

He's definitely on a second phase. He's what? Nothing.

SPEAKER_03 20:29

I guess.

SPEAKER_10 20:31

Mellet.

SPEAKER_19 20:32

Mm-hmm.

unknown 20:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:34

Back to where I was. Yeah, 40 feet. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_19 20:38

35?

SPEAKER_03 20:39

Yeah, I'm 35.

SPEAKER_19 20:41

Joanna.

SPEAKER_03 20:42

Oh wait.

unknown 20:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 20:45

Move me where Orion just was. To the window. Yep.

SPEAKER_12 20:50

To the wall?

SPEAKER_08 20:52

Yep. I'm also gonna try and get it over here.

SPEAKER_12 20:54

Till the specters.

SPEAKER_08 20:55

Oh, you know what?

SPEAKER_12 20:56

Suck my balls.

SPEAKER_08 20:58

Sorry?

SPEAKER_12 20:59

I don't know.

SPEAKER_19 21:00

I was just continuing Carter saying.

SPEAKER_07 21:02

What's up with the lyrics on that? I didn't hear it.

SPEAKER_19 21:04

Well, it runs with sweat dripped down my balls. Sure it does. Sure it is.

SPEAKER_07 21:08

I didn't hear Carter, I only heard you.

SPEAKER_19 21:11

No, you said to the window, he said to the walls, and I said till the specter sucks my balls. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_07 21:17

Oh, sket ski. Thank you, Becco, for the first highlight of the evening. Really put a nice little thing on that.

SPEAKER_11 21:27

Oh the ground.

SPEAKER_03 21:32

You bring such a light to a campaign. Uh 24 to hit.

SPEAKER_17 21:36

Damn.

SPEAKER_07 21:37

The magic of like sorry, what did you do? 24 to hit?

SPEAKER_17 21:40

Uh no, actually.

SPEAKER_05 21:44

Legendary resistance.

SPEAKER_17 21:45

No, it does hit.

SPEAKER_05 21:48

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_17 21:49

Dude, well, fuck us.

SPEAKER_03 21:53

Okay. 17.

SPEAKER_12 21:56

17, 17, 17.

SPEAKER_19 21:57

Uh, what kind of damage? I don't want to do this.

SPEAKER_07 22:05

Um Level three.

SPEAKER_02 22:06

Fucking radiant damage!

SPEAKER_07 22:08

She sees Orion do her move through the window and just kind of squeezes by everyone and just goes. Just puts her hand up to the window. Explodes.

SPEAKER_19 22:21

Uh, as as he sees you, uh he looks he looks at you and goes. Give me the key, you little! And then you shoot this radiant energy and that's rather or not. Immediately dispersed. His return from undeath has been ended.

SPEAKER_04 22:44

Nice.

SPEAKER_19 22:45

Very quickly by a lot of radiant damage. Holy fuck.

SPEAKER_04 22:49

I don't know what he was gonna say, but I thought it was gonna be nice.

SPEAKER_19 22:51

Was he resistant to like bludgeoning, piercing, slashing, lightning, thunder, cold, fire, acid, immune to poison, immune to necrotic. Did you oh did you half my damage?

SPEAKER_10 23:02

It was slashing.

SPEAKER_02 23:03

Did you even you never even hit him?

SPEAKER_10 23:05

You didn't hit him. Oh, I didn't hit him. That's right. Never mind.

SPEAKER_19 23:10

So a very easy part of the hole. Oh my god. Bone Nasher is dead.

SPEAKER_06 23:16

Cool. That bitch sucked. That's the power of God.

SPEAKER_19 23:23

A couple seconds pass, uh, and then you see kind of his uh his bones, his spectral form, uh part of him like returns through the window into his bones. Just to kind of like settle there, not to become reborn. But you hear a whisper. Anyone who is right next to so uh anyone who's in that room, I guess everyone but Orion would hear a gentle whisper.

SPEAKER_09 23:52

The wakes. Tamara hears you fools. You opened the grave for her. Great.

SPEAKER_05 24:04

Hell yeah. Well, that's not sure.

SPEAKER_02 24:07

Scatter his bones, or perhaps I could say you could take some from for your research, maybe. I mean, I'm I'm pretty worried about him reanimating.

SPEAKER_03 24:22

I mean, yeah, if you want to.

SPEAKER_02 24:24

Val, can you like smash his skull into a bunch of little bits?

SPEAKER_03 24:27

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 24:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 24:28

I'll also go and all this thing. I'll just lay like a bunch of uh.

SPEAKER_19 24:35

There you go, some bone meal for your spells.

SPEAKER_05 24:39

Do we grind it up?

SPEAKER_19 24:40

Um, uh a crude iron torque spills out, which is one of those uh sort of uh necklaces that's kind of like that.

SPEAKER_11 24:54

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_19 24:56

Um torques, T-O-R-C. Interesting. Probably worth about 25 gold. Um and then a cracked old tusk carved with the silver star sigil. Interesting.

SPEAKER_14 25:12

Can I have that?

SPEAKER_19 25:13

Sure.

SPEAKER_10 25:16

Tusk. Like one of his tusks? Mm-hmm. What?

SPEAKER_09 25:21

Interesting.

SPEAKER_10 25:22

Why did he have the family sigil on his tusk?

SPEAKER_02 25:27

Perhaps enslaved by demonic.

SPEAKER_19 25:29

You can make an arcana or religion check if you'd like. Yeah, Luna.

SPEAKER_07 25:37

Nothing else.

SPEAKER_20 25:39

Twelve Arcana.

SPEAKER_07 25:42

Twelve. Religion.

SPEAKER_19 25:44

Um that's a fail on everyone. I will just say uh because you were sort of close, uh I'll just say that it's interesting that arch enemies would be buried in the same place, especially when it's nail labeled that it's Damara's tomb. Uh that's all I'll say, I guess. Um but now Bone Nasher and his pets have been slain very, very quickly by a uh religious power uh of the two of you. Um would you like to continue and possibly find that orb or would you like to return to the family and get them home safely?

SPEAKER_02 26:46

If we take a moment, I can detect magic on the tusk and uh the torque to see if they're magical, perhaps.

SPEAKER_05 26:56

Sure. I'll hand it to the floor.

SPEAKER_10 26:57

Well if you can find at least the area of where the orb is located in this.

SPEAKER_02 27:01

That would also be a benefit of having it up at last. For an hour, I believe.

SPEAKER_19 27:11

Uh what's the range on thirty feet?

SPEAKER_02 27:14

Yes. So I'll take ten minutes to actually cast detect magic.

SPEAKER_19 27:21

Um in the meantime, anyone can take their time to cast a spell as well. Uh if they'd like.

SPEAKER_13 27:27

Um How's everybody doing like part wise? Perfectly fine.

unknown 27:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_19 27:33

It doesn't seem lost that uh it doesn't seem like there's magic on the tusk, but it as you take ten minutes to kind of study it, um it seems that it was something that Demara put on Bone Nasher's bones to inhibit it from returning. And clearly that magic uh with the detect magic, you notice that there is no magic, and obviously it returned. So either the magic wore off because it had been too long, or something uh something removed it. The orb. Perhaps the orbit is not magical either. Correct, just a crude uh ogre uh accessory.

SPEAKER_10 28:39

Well, I say we'd travel further into this tomb. I feel like there are secret doors and and tunnels around here.

SPEAKER_02 28:48

I would like to see the orb.

SPEAKER_13 28:51

I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 28:52

I am sure you would.

SPEAKER_02 28:54

If it's necromantic, I won't touch it. Scout honor.

SPEAKER_07 28:59

Do you promise? Yes. And you're not gonna set it on fire.

SPEAKER_02 29:02

Huh? Then you're not going to put it in your bag. No. I will not. I'll leave the room first. I promise. I'm doing better. I'll be like, what do you mean leave the room first? What are you talking about? What?

SPEAKER_13 29:16

Leave the room first?

SPEAKER_02 29:17

Yeah, so you know.

SPEAKER_13 29:18

Did you what did you try?

SPEAKER_02 29:20

So I don't uh like uh, you know, do my silly hard stuff, the stuff that I do, you know.

SPEAKER_07 29:26

Very on serious hodge, and she's gonna like put her hand like very like disappointed bomb. Did you do something that I don't know about? No.

SPEAKER_10 29:36

No, he didn't.

SPEAKER_07 29:41

He's not looking at me, so I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_10 29:45

That is because he is looking for the best direction to start in.

SPEAKER_02 29:48

I'm sensing some horrible, nasty magical aura this way. This way, hard. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 29:56

She'll let it go, but that's probably weird. After you leave, Orion just says, you should consider getting a mask. It's easier to lie to people. Oh, you're right.

SPEAKER_02 30:05

I wonder if I could just make a silly illusion and distract her. What does she like?

SPEAKER_03 30:12

Probably her god.

SPEAKER_02 30:14

That seems really rude to the picture of her god.

SPEAKER_03 30:17

She doesn't know anything about Joanna. Oh look at her god. She's from a fishing town. Maybe she likes fish. Oh, that's a great idea.

SPEAKER_02 30:26

Just make a big I can make um smells too, like a stinky fish, perhaps. Yes, she might come running.

SPEAKER_10 30:32

She could probably smell if it's high tide or low tide.

SPEAKER_02 30:37

Salty air. Yeah, I do think she wouldn't forgive me if I conjured an image of her god and be like, uh, gotcha.

SPEAKER_03 30:45

You know? Maybe it would bring her peace, I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 30:48

Uh from coming from Hodge, I believe that would be not a good idea. No, I don't.

SPEAKER_02 30:53

I just did tell her like 10 minutes ago that I didn't think her god was real. So maybe in poor taste.

SPEAKER_03 30:59

You're probably right. Yes. God, their religionship is so weird. Ryan also doesn't really understand religious people, so like Nor do I. He's just like, huh.

SPEAKER_02 31:09

What do you get someone who goes to church as a gift?

unknown 31:12

What?

SPEAKER_13 31:14

I know.

SPEAKER_16 31:15

Well, Hodge, that was indeed close.

SPEAKER_19 31:18

Uh, let's go. Uh, directly across the hall, there is another door.

SPEAKER_02 31:24

Uh sense in the magic.

SPEAKER_19 31:30

But it does not open.

SPEAKER_05 31:32

What?

SPEAKER_19 31:33

It doesn't seem like it's locked. It just seems like the door is stuck. So we require an athletics check to open the door.

SPEAKER_05 31:42

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:44

What's your strength? Advantage. At this point, it might be long in time.

SPEAKER_05 31:48

My strength is plus two. My athletics is plus four.

SPEAKER_10 31:58

My athletics would be plus five.

unknown 32:02

Cool.

SPEAKER_10 32:03

I don't know. We could just uh roll in a contact if you can help me.

SPEAKER_11 32:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 32:09

Natural 20.

SPEAKER_19 32:11

Oh shit. Uh without even a second's restraint, uh, you manage to push up. Uh you kind of push your shoulder into it uh and and push the door uh run full force into the door. The door bursts off its hinges and uh you are now in this vault. I'm coming into the back. You see in uh a closed chest but not locked. Um then a open chest directly next to it. Um the open chest, you see a silver drinking horn. Probably worth about 35 gold. Whoa! Better take that for your research. And then there is a desk on the other side of the room.

SPEAKER_02 33:09

I'll be drinking up at this tight.

SPEAKER_19 33:13

My detect magic is up, so if there's anything super special in here, uh you do not sense any magic, uh, but as you look at the desk, uh you see a ledger fragment naming old mercenary payments to quote B dot G dot or Bone Nasher's Host. Oh and then a damaged damaged map marking the tomb door with the phrase Star Blood only. The tomb door uh on this map Star Blood only.

SPEAKER_02 33:54

Whoa. So now we know where the tomb door is, and perhaps the passphrase or something to enter it.

SPEAKER_10 34:06

Perhaps we can use the key to this door.

SPEAKER_03 34:08

Can I make a religion check on what Star Blood only can be? Star Blood.

SPEAKER_10 34:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:13

Could that be?

SPEAKER_08 34:14

Well, if the key was within the family, it might just be literal, like that family are the only people who can use it.

SPEAKER_02 34:20

I hope not.

SPEAKER_19 34:20

I hope not literal blood.

SPEAKER_02 34:22

Um this is why I need everyone's blood.

SPEAKER_19 34:23

The silver stars refers to silver stars. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 34:29

Do we have to use their blood or can I use their key? I don't want to kill a child. You do have the key, but that certainly helps here.

SPEAKER_02 34:37

It's a lot, there's a big amount of blood that people can lose with.

SPEAKER_10 34:40

It might mean blood in the figurative sense. It's button. Not the literal as yes.

SPEAKER_08 34:46

Well.

SPEAKER_10 34:47

I hope it's not literal.

SPEAKER_08 34:48

Yeah, like I think like the key is like the blood, like, because it's the same. Good.

SPEAKER_19 34:55

Let's make our way over. I'm assuming one of you wants to check the closed uh you find pouches of 200 total gold. Three, four, five. Well, whoever wants to add it to your inventory can add it to your inventory. Did you want to split this? You took the silver drinking horn, right? Yeah, sure. Definitely.

SPEAKER_03 35:17

I took the the torque.

SPEAKER_10 35:20

So everyone gets 40 gold.

SPEAKER_03 35:22

No, I took the I took the tusk.

SPEAKER_10 35:24

Oh. Did anyone take the torque?

SPEAKER_02 35:26

I would have if someone else wanted.

SPEAKER_20 35:28

Go for it.

SPEAKER_13 35:28

Yeah, they get it for three.

SPEAKER_20 35:32

So 200.

SPEAKER_19 35:34

But if you want to split this gold evenly, uh, you certainly can uh add 40 gold each.

SPEAKER_03 35:43

He has no personal possessions other than his bow. And his mask.

SPEAKER_19 35:51

And it's boxed boxed cake mix.

SPEAKER_06 35:53

Hey! I'll never let that down, huh? No, no box.

SPEAKER_10 35:59

Do you have it's do you have cake? It's a dive bar.

SPEAKER_14 36:03

It's also at the end of the desert desert.

SPEAKER_03 36:07

You can make cake out of anything.

SPEAKER_14 36:10

Boxed cake mix?

SPEAKER_03 36:12

No, I can't even have restaurants! You have a disability!

SPEAKER_15 36:20

This is Orion talking. We're in roleplay restaurants.

SPEAKER_10 36:25

Thanks for opening up. Let's make our way over to this door.

SPEAKER_01 36:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 36:30

Let's see if your key works. Intubably. Is that a word that the soldiers often use?

SPEAKER_05 36:39

Indubitably. Oh, we're losing it. Going away.

SPEAKER_02 36:46

I think Val may have read uh a book once.

SPEAKER_05 36:50

Once?

SPEAKER_02 36:51

Had that word in it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:57

Now we're losing consonants.

unknown 36:59

Val's going on.

SPEAKER_03 37:01

Incontinents?

SPEAKER_15 37:03

You're inconsonant.

SPEAKER_08 37:05

Oh. That's a different problem. I can't help that.

SPEAKER_02 37:09

I'm pretty sure all the continents are still there.

SPEAKER_01 37:11

Strengthen your pelvic floor.

SPEAKER_06 37:15

Orion, what do you know about that? Val, do you do eagles?

SPEAKER_02 37:21

Well, but the map to the tomb is points us in what direction? Uh the tomb is this small room. Ah, okay. We can pass through this way to search everything else as we go.

SPEAKER_06 37:30

Yeah, yeah, might as well, I feel, right?

SPEAKER_02 37:33

Can we move through these uh few rooms? 100%.

SPEAKER_19 37:35

Yeah, I will tell you if anything interesting comes up.

SPEAKER_06 37:38

Yeah. Cool. Like more gold.

unknown 37:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:41

Um, is it crazy that we're stealing gold from the family when they're still here? It's somebody else's too.

SPEAKER_19 37:50

So as you move into this area, uh, it seems as though it's just an old kitchen. Seems. Yeah. Uh as you kind of look around, base level, it just seems like an old kitchen that uh obviously hasn't been used in quite some time. Um but there is another door to a room here if anyone wants to uh check it out.

SPEAKER_03 38:15

There's more here. Yeah. My God.

SPEAKER_19 38:21

I'll sniff it out. Okay. Uh make a perception check. Ten.

SPEAKER_03 38:33

Can I make one too?

SPEAKER_19 38:34

Sure.

SPEAKER_03 38:39

Uh Slutty twenty.

SPEAKER_02 38:54

Bell is the ultimate hype girl.

SPEAKER_08 38:57

Yeah, you open that door. Get in there. I'll let Bell to follow me around all the time and just like marrying Symphon Doo.

SPEAKER_19 39:05

Belle was the fourth member of Migos.

SPEAKER_11 39:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 39:10

Uh two things happen simultaneously. Ike walks up as a lion, doesn't suspect a thing, but Orion comes over uh his shoulder, starts looking around, you see this kind of green leaking through the top of this door, and you hear kind of skittering. Not on the ground, but on the ceiling. At the same time, through the door, you sense two magic items.

SPEAKER_02 39:49

We have to go in there.

SPEAKER_19 39:52

I don't know if detect magic is strong enough to tell you what it is.

SPEAKER_02 39:57

It would just tell me the school. It would tell me the school of magic.

SPEAKER_19 40:01

Well, there's not really a school of magic for these.

SPEAKER_02 40:06

Not magic. You can make one up.

unknown 40:10

Magic is great.

SPEAKER_02 40:12

I'll shoot a fake war around the visible shoot. Shoot the ooze?

SPEAKER_19 40:17

You want to shoot the ooze? It doesn't seem to be living.

SPEAKER_02 40:20

It was created by a spell. I know the school. That's what nothing. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 40:27

Um, can I inspect it from a distance and see what's going on?

SPEAKER_20 40:31

I'm about to go with it.

SPEAKER_03 40:32

My little survival instincts and figure out what skittering is, maybe.

SPEAKER_19 40:38

Uh yeah, uh, I'd say. I mean, if you want to point it out to anyone else, anyone else can also make an arcana check on it.

SPEAKER_03 40:48

I will like do like a mom seat belt to Ike. You know? I'll like put my arm out to stop him.

SPEAKER_10 40:55

And then I'm just gonna investigate.

SPEAKER_03 40:58

And I'll investigate uh what's going on.

SPEAKER_10 41:00

I'll lick his hand.

SPEAKER_03 41:02

I just I'm like someone's like look at you, like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_16 41:10

Sorry, instinct. What is it?

SPEAKER_03 41:12

Your instinct was slick, right?

SPEAKER_16 41:14

Sorry. Um I'm getting used to this still. What what do you see?

SPEAKER_03 41:19

What is a boy? What do you see? What is it? What do I eat?

SPEAKER_15 41:23

See you make an arcana check?

SPEAKER_03 41:25

No. I don't know what happens, but you definitely spit on me a little. I didn't know if I spit on my arm. Something happened to me. Zero. Zero. She worked for that.

SPEAKER_19 41:40

Something magical. Do you want to investigate it? I have a little bit of arcana. You can roleplay this Nat Zero. Well, I guess 30-0. Sledy.

SPEAKER_16 41:56

That isn't how that works, but uh do you just miss it?

SPEAKER_03 42:00

No. Definitely from his spittle.

SPEAKER_10 42:03

I see Orion looking up, and I also look up. Okay. And see this.

SPEAKER_19 42:09

Yeah, making our conject. If you notice it, you can make some one. What is that?

SPEAKER_03 42:16

You see his mask tilted upwards, but he's looking like way too high up. That's that's the problem.

SPEAKER_19 42:22

Only 11.

SPEAKER_02 42:23

23.

SPEAKER_19 42:24

Yep. Okay. Hajj, come take a look at this. As you notice Orion struggling very much, and I'm It's not my thing.

SPEAKER_03 42:35

Yeah, I got it.

SPEAKER_19 42:36

Uh not being able to figure out either. Uh you walk up uh and very confidently uh sniff and smell this foul odor of death on this goop. And it rings a bell to you. Uh about these burrowing aberrations that scavenge the dead and occasionally prey on living creatures. A beast called a carrion crawler. Whoa, that sounds terrifying.

SPEAKER_09 43:18

They're in mother's game.

SPEAKER_02 43:21

We fought them before. Not in this campaign, I don't believe. I think. Do we know do I know if they're formidable foes or if they're more like S.

SPEAKER_19 43:31

On a 23, uh they have paralyzing tentacles, which can be quite deadly. Uh but all in all you guys can probably handle it, especially you're kind of motivated by those getting the sense of magic items inside. We're like all in this room.

SPEAKER_02 44:03

We're out of the door. Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 44:05

Yeah. You're all hanging out in the kitchen while uh while the three of the three of you uh kind of the boys check out the door.

SPEAKER_03 44:15

Oh, and the girls are in the kitchen.

SPEAKER_15 44:17

Yeah, the girls are the boys are looking at the boys are looking at doorgoo.

SPEAKER_07 44:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 44:25

Ain't that the thing from the from the Star Wars?

SPEAKER_07 44:28

Dorgoo?

SPEAKER_15 44:30

Dorgo. Oh my god. Baby Yoda?

SPEAKER_02 44:33

That you uh I believe these creatures are carrying crawlers. Uh paralyzing touch and but something that I think we could deal with. Uh to me, this is an ambush situation. Uh Val, uh I can either side of the door. My unseen servant opens it and we lure them out, and immediately the faster we can dispatch them, the better.

SPEAKER_10 45:03

Excellent. Val and I get the other side of the door.

SPEAKER_20 45:18

What the hell?

SPEAKER_03 45:19

And it says, Carrion crawlers.

SPEAKER_07 45:22

You can put your hand into it. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, they see me right when the door opens up. Yeah, maybe. Keep me there. I want to be next to Hodge! Use me your bait. Oh, thank you.

SPEAKER_14 45:41

Cozy. I feel very safe.

SPEAKER_07 45:42

Hodge is gonna have a horizon. Get to the door!

SPEAKER_19 45:51

Uh this is just like the library. You're having the unseen servant swing the door open uh and ready in actions to attack it.

SPEAKER_02 45:59

I'm gonna ready like a firebolt.

SPEAKER_19 46:01

Okay. Ready a random.

SPEAKER_03 46:02

My stars are still on.

SPEAKER_19 46:03

Ready a random. Uh yeah. You guys ready the door opens and you see one of these uh on the ceiling.

SPEAKER_02 46:16

And do you think we can this massive I only ever saw a picture and there was no skin?

SPEAKER_19 46:22

Aberration. Uh this monstrosity grolls.

unknown 46:27

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_19 46:28

Um ready actions uh you can take.

SPEAKER_14 46:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 46:33

Rand! Well, is he come? Did he come out the door? Yeah! He did not come out the door, he is sticking on the ceiling. Anyone in the doorway can see him. 19.

SPEAKER_08 46:42

I ready the guiding bolts.

SPEAKER_19 46:43

You have to, I don't know if you can get him well.

SPEAKER_08 46:45

Flashback.

SPEAKER_19 46:45

Oh, he's that's where he is. Can I reach him?

SPEAKER_08 46:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 46:48

Oh, he's kind of up on the ceiling. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_08 46:50

So my 120 feet, can I see him?

SPEAKER_19 46:52

For getting both 100%. Yeah, ranged attacks can hit him.

SPEAKER_20 46:57

How elaborate do we have to make this fight?

SPEAKER_08 46:59

Well, the door is closed. And then the door swung open. 19? Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 47:04

Two hits. Uh 19 hits, yes.

SPEAKER_07 47:14

Um.

SPEAKER_19 47:23

Uh 15 radiant damage. Uh, what spell did you use?

SPEAKER_01 47:29

Guiding bolt.

SPEAKER_19 47:30

Uh guiding bolt shoots into the room, illuminating it for half a second, and you see it just its mouth wide open as its kind of uh claws reach out. I don't like the way it moves. They look like they're trying to reach out with their paralyzing tentacles, like I've warned of, um, and grab somebody and yank them into the room. Uh, but before it can act, you shoot this uh radiant light and damage it quite heavily.

SPEAKER_02 48:00

Hell yeah. 22 to hit six fire damage.

SPEAKER_19 48:04

Okay. Uh another light shoots out at it. It uh it takes quite a bit of damage immediately uh upon this door opening. You see uh being illuminated by it's otherwise completely dark in there, uh, but being illuminated by these two magical spells, you see lying on the ground a uh magical sword and a magical shield. This seems to have previously been an armory, but it has killed kind of every living thing that has come through here. Uh rats, any corpses, an occasional hobgoblin that has uh tried to go into this armory uh and turn them into this disgusting slime that coats this room now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:59

I also have a action.

SPEAKER_19 49:01

Yeah, go for it.

SPEAKER_03 49:01

So it was my bonus action luminous arrow, I rolled a nat 20.

SPEAKER_19 49:04

Oh shit. Cool.

SPEAKER_03 49:11

Sixteen.

SPEAKER_19 49:12

Sixteen to hit?

SPEAKER_03 49:13

No.

SPEAKER_19 49:14

Oh right, duh. Uh sixteen damage. This thing is bloody already. But with all these ready actions gone, roll initiative, please.

SPEAKER_14 49:23

Beautiful. Uh, it's beautiful. Fifteen.

SPEAKER_19 49:28

Come on. Ike seven. Joanna.

SPEAKER_13 49:34

Seventeen again. Great movie.

SPEAKER_19 49:36

Yeah. Hodge. Fifteen. Val.

SPEAKER_04 49:40

Six.

SPEAKER_19 49:42

Okay. The Carrion crawler is up first. Uh it is gonna skitter towards the doorway. And I hold it, I actually it is on the ceiling, so you guys cannot reach it from there. Oh.

SPEAKER_05 50:03

I'm really tall. Stab up.

SPEAKER_19 50:07

Uh and it is gonna shoot out to the closest person, which would be Val. Uh, I need you to make a con save. The DC is 12 as it shoots out one of these paralyzing tentacles.

SPEAKER_02 50:21

Hey, don't get hit by those tentacles.

SPEAKER_06 50:24

Thanks. Ooh, that's an eight. I'm rolling like a terrible tonight.

SPEAKER_19 50:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 50:33

And that's okay.

SPEAKER_19 50:34

You are now poisoned.

SPEAKER_04 50:37

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_19 50:38

Um. You will repeat the save on each on the end of each of your turns, ending the effect. After one minute, uh you will succeed automatically also. While poisoned in this way, you are also paralyzed.

SPEAKER_06 50:56

Oh what?

SPEAKER_19 50:57

So you have the incapacity condition, your speed is zero, you automatically fail strength and deck saves, attacks against you have an advantage. Any attack roll that hits you is a crit if they are within five feet, but they cannot reach you from here. Uh so they will have to drop down.

SPEAKER_02 51:18

Um can I use Can I use Silvery Barbs on her roll?

SPEAKER_10 51:24

No.

SPEAKER_02 51:25

Attack roll succeeds on. Nope, okay.

SPEAKER_10 51:27

Oh, that's interesting.

SPEAKER_20 51:28

No, I can, but that that's cool though.

SPEAKER_02 51:32

That would be cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 51:34

Good thought. Uh so it's gonna sneak out, paralyze Val, and then slither back into its corner, bringing it to Joanna.

SPEAKER_13 51:48

Kill it! Well, I wouldn't provoke an opportunity attack. Well, if you Oh Kill it!

SPEAKER_06 51:58

Don't go near Joanna.

SPEAKER_13 52:00

I'm not going near it.

SPEAKER_03 52:03

I have a little Oh wait, you can't even you can't say that, you're paralyzed. Can I say anything?

SPEAKER_17 52:09

No.

SPEAKER_03 52:10

I have a little bit of a completely. I felt you think it and I was like, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:14

Well, you also see Al is paralyzed from that. I did I didn't want everybody.

SPEAKER_08 52:20

Wisdom 13.

SPEAKER_19 52:25

Fail.

SPEAKER_03 52:27

I'm just saying it's not very wise. 11 necrotic. I don't ouch.

SPEAKER_19 52:39

It is it is very hurt.

SPEAKER_02 52:41

Hotch. Okay. I'll fucking throw a magic missile at it. Alright.

SPEAKER_10 52:53

Load up like magic baseball. I can see Joanna throwing a guiding bolt like a baseball pitcher.

SPEAKER_07 53:03

Either that or the Iron Man.

SPEAKER_10 53:05

Nine force damage.

SPEAKER_14 53:06

If you got close.

SPEAKER_19 53:07

Alright. Continues to be very hurt. Uh it'll be lucky if it survives this round, honestly. Uh Orion.

SPEAKER_03 53:19

Alright. I will hit it with another one. Maybe not.

SPEAKER_19 53:26

14 just hits.

SPEAKER_03 53:28

Oh, cool. Uh eight.

SPEAKER_19 53:35

Alright. It's almost there. Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_03 53:39

Okay, so that was my uh bonus action. My action will be a starry wisp. No.

SPEAKER_10 53:47

Ike. I would like to run in. Because it's still on the ceiling.

SPEAKER_11 53:53

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_10 53:53

Okay, great. So it's can't I will not provoke an opportunity attack since it's up there. Correct. Great. I'm gonna run in there, pick up the shield with my mouth, and run back out. Oh. Nice.

SPEAKER_05 54:08

Lion ice.

SPEAKER_10 54:09

Drop it in front of it in front of the crew. So if you could move me. Yeah, if you could move me back out.

SPEAKER_07 54:18

Lion heist. Every animal gets a heist.

SPEAKER_19 54:22

Um you run in there, you grab it, uh, as as you bring it out to the rest of the group, uh, you see this round shield reinforced with dark old iron. And its inner face bears a faded inscription. Stand between the dale and darkness.

SPEAKER_02 54:43

What?

SPEAKER_19 54:44

What's relevant? Uh this is a plus one shield.

SPEAKER_02 54:51

Yippee.

SPEAKER_19 54:52

I might take that.

SPEAKER_02 54:55

Wheel shield.

SPEAKER_19 54:56

I can. Val.

SPEAKER_02 54:58

Well I've got to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_19 55:00

Pretty much the only one we can use. Um I would like you to make a Nat 20, doesn't matter. Oh, there you go.

SPEAKER_06 55:08

Get her action back.

SPEAKER_19 55:10

Uh absolutely. On a Nat 20, you get your action back.

SPEAKER_04 55:13

Yeah!

SPEAKER_10 55:14

Let's go.

SPEAKER_04 55:16

Um, get them.

SPEAKER_10 55:17

Do you have ranged stuff?

SPEAKER_04 55:18

I have some cantrips that I can use, I suppose.

SPEAKER_19 55:23

You might have javelins too.

SPEAKER_04 55:25

I have javelins.

SPEAKER_19 55:26

I don't know how much damage that does. Not as much as uh which square is the sword on? Uh it's kind of tucked back. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 55:37

Oh, I have China baby Q can. I'm just like curious how that's.

SPEAKER_10 55:42

I was just seeing if she had enough movement to go in and back out.

SPEAKER_02 55:45

Till it might be nice. It's a D12 when they've taken damage.

SPEAKER_04 55:49

Yeah, let's do Toledad, but mine's a cowbell. Cool. Mal and I can make you love it.

SPEAKER_19 55:59

Uh that is a wisdom save?

SPEAKER_06 56:01

Uh 14, yeah.

SPEAKER_19 56:03

Success. Poopy! Save our Sak.

SPEAKER_06 56:08

Save our sick. I fart.

SPEAKER_19 56:14

Are you gonna save or are you gonna suck? I'm gonna fart.

SPEAKER_06 56:20

Like with the draw, save sucker fart.

SPEAKER_19 56:24

Uh Val breaks out of the paralyzed condition.

SPEAKER_03 56:29

Trapped in my bus.

SPEAKER_19 56:30

The carrion crawler really does not have any options to survive this. So it is gonna try to take out the lion before it dies. It's gonna rush up, it's gonna shoot a paralyzing tentacle at Ike.

SPEAKER_04 56:45

Can I like throw the shield at him so it like Captain America?

SPEAKER_05 56:53

Captain America Argument.

SPEAKER_19 56:56

A save or does it? Constitution save.

SPEAKER_11 56:58

Civil War, baby.

SPEAKER_19 56:59

C12. That's a save. That's a 16. Uh it's gonna hop down off the ceiling. Last ditch effort. Uh it's gonna bite at you. It's gonna miss. Uh surrounded by a bunch of people, it like barely is hanging onto the ceiling. As it hits the doorway, it kind of drops down uh and kind of limps over towards you. Tries to shoot out a tentacle, but it kind of just shoots out, hits the floor next to you. And its mouth, its kind of round, worm-like mouth, flashes out to you. But it's very easy to just paw away uh at this point in its uh injuredness. Joanna, how would you like to finish this thing off?

SPEAKER_13 57:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_19 57:52

Um would you like to finish this big worm?

SPEAKER_08 57:57

I don't want to anymore. Um another wisdom fruit.

SPEAKER_07 58:05

Another wisdom fruit.

SPEAKER_08 58:07

From it.

SPEAKER_12 58:10

That's a fail.

unknown 58:11

Wow.

SPEAKER_14 58:16

Oh no.

SPEAKER_10 58:19

You guys need headlamps for your damn eyes.

SPEAKER_14 58:22

God.

SPEAKER_19 58:22

Or the the dude from Toy Story with the glasses.

SPEAKER_00 58:27

Nine Necronic.

SPEAKER_19 58:29

This uh this ravenous corpse eater, uh very surprised by your attack, as soon as the door swings open, it had the uh usually it has the upper hand plotting its uh its plan of attack at the ceiling, but not uh everyone studies the door for quite so long to figure out exactly what's behind it. Uh and it dies at your feet.

SPEAKER_07 58:59

Pulls her little triangle out again and goes, it's okay, Val.

SPEAKER_06 59:05

I guess you just don't like the frequency of the cowbell.

SPEAKER_02 59:08

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it's a cowbell.

SPEAKER_05 59:11

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 59:13

Why do you have a cowbell?

SPEAKER_05 59:15

Ricol the dead.

SPEAKER_02 59:16

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_05 59:17

We all get to pick your thing. I pick this.

SPEAKER_02 59:20

Is this paralysis colour? A goo? That I could harvest.

SPEAKER_16 59:26

Uh could harvest one of its tentacles. For your research. One of its tentacles. Tentacles, yes.

SPEAKER_20 59:37

Eyes. Tentacles.

SPEAKER_03 59:40

Mm-hmm. Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_07 59:43

Are you gonna touch the people good?

SPEAKER_02 59:44

Testicles. I probably only have my unseen servant attempt to I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_08 59:51

I don't want you touching it, but it's not.

SPEAKER_02 59:52

I don't really want to get paralyzed. Val farted.

SPEAKER_16 59:57

So I'm sure I do much worse. It must be a side effect.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:01

Everyone farts when they get paralyzed.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:03

Uh it's like shitty when you die. But it's not paralyzed again. It's uh blue boxing mummy skin.

SPEAKER_19 1:00:11

On that 23 check, the Arcana check, the carrion crawler uh poison uh is actually its brain juice. And it can be extracted or beaten out of its brain. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:32

So absolutely. Would you mind um cleaving its skull in twain for me?

SPEAKER_06 1:00:40

In twain? You gotta remember.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:46

One skull or two skull. Is that Mark Twain?

SPEAKER_06 1:01:03

All right, everyone. That gap.

SPEAKER_20 1:01:12

I don't think Lily's ever read a book either.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:18

Moby Dick written by Charles Dick.

SPEAKER_19 1:01:23

Good lord.

SPEAKER_15 1:01:24

It was it was written by the guy Mo.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:27

Her mel. It was written by Mo B.

SPEAKER_15 1:01:30

Dickens. It was an autobiography written by Ishmael.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:34

Anyways.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:36

Chop his head in half so I can steal goo from his brain.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:39

Okay, well, study. Please. So you don't get smashed.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:43

Yes. I'm very far away.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:46

I was thinking of Tom Sawyer.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:51

Is that Tom Sawyer wrote Moby Dick? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:55

It was just two guy names.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:58

Moby Dick is not a guy name.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:00

It's a whale name, I know!

SPEAKER_06 1:02:02

But I think he was a guy. Was Moby Dick not a whale name?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:05

No, I didn't read it.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:09

Anyway.

SPEAKER_19 1:02:10

Good lord.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:12

Who do I get? Do I get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit?

SPEAKER_19 1:02:14

You get one crawler mucus.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:24

I carry vials. And glasses and more, I'm sure there's them in like a little bit of a little bit of a little bit.

SPEAKER_19 1:02:30

So it is a 13 con save. What? You're telling me about it. Yeah, make it rising for one minute. The poison creature is paralyzed. That's pretty cool. And the same exact effects that Val went through.

SPEAKER_20 1:02:44

That is going to come in handy.

SPEAKER_19 1:02:46

It is worth quite a bit on the market. It's about 200 gold. Oh shit, because carrying crawlers are very rare. But Paralysis is quite useful. Oh yeah. Auto crit on a melee attack, so uh and you can't do anything as long as you continue to fail that saving throw.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:11

You can just let me coat your arrows with it. I could.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:14

That'd be really cool. I mean anyone is welcome to use this when the time is right.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:18

Oh we can do that.

SPEAKER_19 1:03:22

Very disgusting, sticky, membranous liquid uh that has this dark orange-ish color as you just wonder how it fill this vial. I don't, actually. It smells horrific. Of course it does.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:42

How much did you say how much it was worth?

SPEAKER_19 1:03:44

200 gold. You should be able to find it in like it's a few. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:54

Let's get that sword. Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 1:03:56

Yeah. You go inside. It could be used as a pear, the sword and the shield of some. You go inside and you see a plain but beautifully balanced long sword with a silver star stamped into the pommel. Nice. Seemingly seemingly belong to one of Demara's companions. It is also a plus one. So there is a plus one shield, a plus one long sword. Excellent.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:25

If you don't mind, I think that uh the shield will prove to be useful for me out of combat.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:31

Yeah. I have no idea.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:35

And you have you need both your hands to wield Linda.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:38

Linda is a handful of it.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:40

Is a long sword a martial weapon? Or is a simple weapon?

SPEAKER_19 1:04:44

Uh I believe it is a martial weapon.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:46

I can wield it.

SPEAKER_19 1:04:47

I think simple weapons are like short sword, uh club and order staff and things like that. Anything that wouldn't require any training to use, really.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:02

Could Joanna wield it? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:05

Actually, what's your AC with your armor? Okay. Yeah, I wasn't sure. Sure, please. It's cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:15

It's gonna be a star on it. Plus one long sword. It kind of like goes with you because there's a star on it. That's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_15 1:05:23

Yeah, technically. That was Becca saying it.

SPEAKER_12 1:05:28

Now now saying.

SPEAKER_19 1:05:33

Oh she really wanted that sword. Cool.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:43

Linda would be devastating.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:45

I want to check out this long sword plus one. I want to check out this door to the west here. I wonder what's in there. Well, well, well, well, well.

SPEAKER_19 1:06:00

There is a well. When there's a well, there's a way. And that seems about it.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:10

Isn't the bucket like that?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:25

Well added because I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:33

All right. I think in this next the next room here is where we where you can use the key, Val.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:41

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:45

We're gonna go into the last room there so Val can use the key.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:49

Unlock the door. Okay. That's a little bit more. Uh as you open the door. We're grave robbing this bitch.

SPEAKER_20 1:07:01

You're really taking after the way that Val speaks.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:04

You notice I find it quite jarring.

SPEAKER_19 1:07:07

It is. You notice apart from uh well let me say this first. Uh you see a rough cavern that was once a small quarry or mine used to cut stone for the key. And then you notice, apart from the obvious big piles of stone and and wood, the floors are very, very clean. Strangely. You see uh in addition to the kind of the big pig pile big piles of stone and the kind of organized wood, uh you see a discarded boot. Oh, one boot and acid pitted pickaxes lying next to the stones. What? And then you start to see floating bones suspended in a clear slime moving slowly towards you. Oh make a perception check. Oh frick seventeen eighteen.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:23

Ten.

SPEAKER_19 1:08:24

Alright. Fourteen. You recognize this slowly moving clear uh cube.

SPEAKER_20 1:08:40

Whoa!

SPEAKER_09 1:08:41

No way!

SPEAKER_19 1:08:43

Oh, moving slowly towards you.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:48

Oh, we should put ourselves in a room there.

SPEAKER_19 1:08:51

Yeah, put yourselves kind of. I mean, if anyone wants to have gone in, they certainly can. Oh, I thought we I thought I was going in.

unknown 1:09:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 1:09:01

Well the door is open. Oh, yeah, put me in there.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:03

Yeah, I would have been the same as we were Val and Pike leading the way with Yeah. Maybe I don't show up at the back.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:10

Val, I'm large, you can ride on my back.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:13

Okay. Oh, that's sick.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:14

You were Steve.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:16

Yeah, like Steven Universe.

unknown 1:09:18

Yes.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:19

Like Fuigan Nani or something.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:22

Oh my gosh, I am Steven. She fits on half human, half god. That's not just a little bit of a few.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:28

You're just in Steven Universe. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:32

And I'm the pink lion.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:34

Hell yeah. You're a cream lion. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:37

No. I'm a regular fur lion with a black mane.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:41

Oh my gosh, like scarf. Oh, you painted that.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:43

I did.

SPEAKER_19 1:09:44

Roll initiative.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:48

Well, woo!

SPEAKER_10 1:09:50

Girl, you should take that roll. Unless it's called unless it's bad and dull.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:56

The rules are on the floor to choose to take it. M's the rules. I made them up.

SPEAKER_19 1:10:05

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:05

What's over here about to crit?

SPEAKER_19 1:10:07

I have a minus two initiative. That's crazy. That blows. That sounds like a 15-foot movement. It's like.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:14

No!

SPEAKER_20 1:10:15

It's not, it's in front of you.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:17

I ran two of them the other day. I've never run this. That was like a long hallway and I have two of them kind of going. So that was fun that way, but they were just like kiting it, and I was like, it dashes. Okay, that's it.

SPEAKER_19 1:10:29

Fuck. Oh, I was itching my knuckle as I was getting it.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:34

Hold on in.

SPEAKER_20 1:10:36

Hodge. You fucking like I was itching my knuckle. Leave me alone. No!

SPEAKER_14 1:10:45

I was not doing that! Come hither.

SPEAKER_15 1:10:52

Hodge?

SPEAKER_02 1:10:53

Oh, I'm up? Oh, great.

SPEAKER_15 1:10:55

No, in it.

SPEAKER_14 1:10:57

Uh 22. Damn.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:06

Matt 20 for 21.

SPEAKER_19 1:11:07

Holy shit! Still second.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:11

Yeah, I've heard that one's true.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:12

Hodge. My bell jingles.

SPEAKER_20 1:11:16

Uh as I go first. Every time we run into something, I hear a bell. The bells. Bells are ring.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:26

It's my father's bell.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:28

Guiding me here. It's my father's here. Guiding me. He's picking up O'Ryan's mannerisms too.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:38

I will give me minor illusions. Must a world.

SPEAKER_19 1:11:44

This quivering mass of acidic goose slowly wallers towards you.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:53

Don't let it touch you!

SPEAKER_05 1:11:55

What?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:56

Can I touch it?

SPEAKER_05 1:11:57

Yes!

SPEAKER_02 1:11:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:58

What? Why? Because it looks quite suck you in the city.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:04

So why can you touch it? Um has it still been a little bit more than that?

SPEAKER_10 1:12:08

Because it has.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_19 1:12:10

You can too. That's close. We're getting there.

SPEAKER_10 1:12:13

Uh because we can. But if it touches you or me, then it will be bad evil guy. Suck you into the cube and then you'll take acidity.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:22

13 force damage.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:24

Ooh!

SPEAKER_02 1:12:25

Yeah, after this fight is gone.

SPEAKER_19 1:12:34

You are, but no.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:36

I guess I'm not great enough.

SPEAKER_19 1:12:38

Uh you could use your inspiration on it that I gave you for a stupid reason.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:41

I used it for a dumb reason.

SPEAKER_19 1:12:43

Uh 13 damage from these magic missiles.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:48

I don't know why I did that.

SPEAKER_19 1:12:50

As they sink in and slowly burn this ooze.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:54

I will use my bonus action to create um the sight and smell of I don't know. Uh juicy steak behind it. Okay. It desires flesh!

SPEAKER_14 1:13:12

Perhaps it will be fool.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:15

Oh wait, no, not a smell, just a sound. So grill sound. Sounds like sound of a raw steak slapping the concrete.

SPEAKER_14 1:13:26

Exactly!

SPEAKER_19 1:13:28

That sound, Emily. You hear it.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:29

Oh Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_19 1:13:31

Meat slapping in.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:34

Honestly, I'll probably do it with my head. Be careful typing meat slapping on rock. That's an epidemic sounds website. Not my problem.

SPEAKER_19 1:13:43

The R is far enough from the C on the keyboard. Uh Joanna!

SPEAKER_03 1:13:50

Actually, not that far. Um, okay. Oh god. Jesus. Um, yeah, we're gonna try to recognise guiding bolt Iron Man it again.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:07

Uh seven's good.

SPEAKER_19 1:14:11

Seventeen hits. A seven would also hit.

SPEAKER_14 1:14:19

It's a giant fucking ten foot cube of glue. Whoa! I've had weird before like blocked in luminate to use.

SPEAKER_13 1:14:36

12 gradient.

SPEAKER_19 1:14:37

12 gradient. Oof. Ooze. Uh this ooze is slowly being damaged. More than it can take. Orion.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:47

I'll hit it with my luminous arrow.

SPEAKER_09 1:14:49

Limited arrow. Limited arrow.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:52

Ooh, that was a four. Well. So plus five, so nine. No.

SPEAKER_19 1:14:59

Nine hits.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:00

What?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:00

Dude, it's a fucking ten foot.

SPEAKER_19 1:15:03

Six. Oh, six.

SPEAKER_14 1:15:05

Um that sucks. Ten.

SPEAKER_19 1:15:08

Ten damage. Yep.

SPEAKER_14 1:15:09

Let her up.

SPEAKER_19 1:15:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:12

And then I'm also going to do my um stowy whisk. Ooh. 20.

SPEAKER_19 1:15:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:22

Ooh, ooh. My monsters! Oh god.

SPEAKER_19 1:15:27

I hit the mic so wait.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:29

Yeah, I apologize.

SPEAKER_19 1:15:30

I did.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:30

Eleven.

SPEAKER_19 1:15:34

Eleven damage. Uh the the ooze is bloody.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:38

Ooh! Where's it coming from? Everybody is. Where's it coming from? Val.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:45

You ever see a bleeding tooth fungus? I bet we've still got it.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:48

Probably not. No, and I don't want to.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:50

I'm showing you a picture.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:51

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:51

Google it.

SPEAKER_19 1:15:52

I don't ever want to hear those three words in the same.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:54

Yeah, exactly. Don't show me a picture. If I like slash it and it explodes on me, do I get some damage from that?

SPEAKER_19 1:16:01

Uh it will not explode on you, so don't worry about that.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:06

Valid's going to be nervous too.

SPEAKER_19 1:16:08

Nor will it splash on you.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:10

Cool. I'm going to chow it.

SPEAKER_19 1:16:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:16

Okay, that's not as bad as I thought it was gonna be. I hate the name.

SPEAKER_10 1:16:19

I thought it was gonna be dental. I was scared.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:21

Oh, it's still hits. Nine.

SPEAKER_10 1:16:23

Anyways.

SPEAKER_19 1:16:24

Nine hits, yep. Let's go.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:29

Um how does eight feel?

SPEAKER_19 1:16:34

Painful. How does Linda feel? Yes. What's wrong with her, bro?

SPEAKER_11 1:16:43

She's really loves attacking.

SPEAKER_19 1:16:45

She's not getting flesh, so smiting it?

SPEAKER_11 1:16:47

Yeah, I smite it too.

SPEAKER_19 1:16:50

It's like a weird feeling for her.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:52

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_20 1:16:58

She's passing.

SPEAKER_14 1:17:02

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:03

Anido. Uh like a stress ball.

SPEAKER_14 1:17:06

Anido. I was there for you. If you were sex, you would love that.

SPEAKER_19 1:17:13

I would love that now. Val, did you do more damage? What was happening?

SPEAKER_14 1:17:18

Six radiant from the side.

SPEAKER_19 1:17:19

Okay. What? Smitey.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:21

Oh.

SPEAKER_19 1:17:23

Ike. Two rands. Fuuck!

SPEAKER_20 1:17:29

I'm gonna re-roll one of those. No, I'm not. Okay, so I roll nat one. For a total of six.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:37

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_20 1:17:38

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_19 1:17:39

And that one automatically fails, though. Well, that one automatically fails. Okay.

SPEAKER_20 1:17:43

Well, the one will hit.

SPEAKER_19 1:17:46

Boink! Uh, for ten slashing damage.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:52

Ooh!

SPEAKER_19 1:17:53

It is very, very hurt. Uh I'm also going to.

SPEAKER_20 1:18:02

Uh back up. Behind the group.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:07

Oh. Oh.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:12

Val was theoretically on me.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:15

Was Val riding it?

SPEAKER_10 1:18:17

No.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:17

Like Steve.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:18

She's still Val is still up. Oh, she's not riding it? No, Val is still up there.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:21

It's mostly about the joke, you know?

SPEAKER_10 1:18:23

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:24

For the T he's.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:26

I don't know.

SPEAKER_20 1:18:26

I mean, if we can do that in camera, that's fucking awesome. 100% you can. Oh fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:31

Do you want to be riding him?

SPEAKER_20 1:18:32

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_16 1:18:34

We've got to get to a street.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:39

Just as crazy.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:42

Oh my god, that's awesome. Giant's wielding woman on top of a huge lion.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:49

Um keeps saying induced.

SPEAKER_19 1:18:50

It is going to Intubitant. Cut off the dash.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:55

Let's go.

SPEAKER_19 1:18:56

Oh yeah. How far can it move?

SPEAKER_02 1:18:58

15 feet.

SPEAKER_15 1:19:02

So that is gonna be everyone except for Hodge. Oh it wasn't lured into the corner by the steak? No. There's a lot more flesh in front of it.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:13

The steak planned didn't work.

SPEAKER_15 1:19:16

I didn't like the red on the creep. If you had somebody go, new it hat back steak ass.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:28

I'm gonna wear that over your gelatinous cubes eat free.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:32

I'll put a big sign up on the corner.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:33

Yeah, we have two side of the phone.

SPEAKER_19 1:19:37

All you hear is this is just a Lord of Rainbows. I need everyone to make a deck save. The DC is 12.

SPEAKER_11 1:19:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_19 1:19:48

You will have this, we will have disadvantage on this.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:50

My goal is not to let it touch you guys.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:53

And wait wait, what kind of save is it again? Don't I write two elevens? 1111 make a wish. It's free.

SPEAKER_19 1:19:59

Dexterity. Dexterity, DC 12. Disadvantage.

SPEAKER_14 1:20:04

Um my god.

SPEAKER_19 1:20:08

Fuck.

SPEAKER_20 1:20:08

Uh eight. I think I'm going to use my in. Nah, I'm not.

SPEAKER_14 1:20:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_20 1:20:14

Uh, that's a four.

SPEAKER_19 1:20:16

It'll be fine.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:17

Eight.

SPEAKER_19 1:20:19

Did you succeed? Eight. Okay, so everyone except Orion is going to take five acid damage, become engulfed, and start suffocating. Oh, sick. I have you can hold your breath for a while. So you don't have to worry about losing your breath. The combat is gonna end before then. But narratively, you are inside of this. Uh everyone except for Orion is inside of this gelatinous. What?

SPEAKER_07 1:20:51

And me. You say.

SPEAKER_19 1:20:55

Right. Uh is is suffocating.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:58

If you see me through it, just her eyes are even somehow even bigger.

SPEAKER_19 1:21:02

Uh, which means that you cannot cast spells with a verbal component. Uh you have the restrained condition. Um, and you will take acid damage at the start of each of your each of the cubes turns if it makes it through anymore. Um it ain't gonna. It is then it is gonna go on to Hodge.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:26

Oh!

SPEAKER_19 1:21:29

Up to me, I guess. Uh so I need the DC uh 12 deck save disadvantage.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:34

Are we all in it then?

SPEAKER_19 1:21:35

Yeah, everyone except for Orion is inside of it. Can we we can't still attack, or would it be just how would that work?

SPEAKER_02 1:21:42

With disadvantage?

SPEAKER_19 1:21:43

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:44

Why?

SPEAKER_19 1:21:45

Uh because of its cube. Who's cube feature? I fell.

unknown 1:21:54

I fake.

SPEAKER_19 1:21:55

Okay, so you will also take that five acid damage.

SPEAKER_14 1:22:01

But the gravel.

SPEAKER_19 1:22:07

You will take two. I I forgot it was half uh half damage on a success. But you are not engulfed. So everyone inside of it has the restrained condition. You can use um, you can try to escape by taking an action to make a DC-12 athletics check. Um I'm assuming we cannot attack while we're engulfed.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:33

Sure you can.

SPEAKER_19 1:22:34

You can. Uh you have disadvantage. Um and you can't make uh yeah, you can't make verbal spell attacks, but other than that, uh so I can't miss unless I roll one.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:54

I will like drag my hand, put the goo to my hip, and pull out my dagger for like the first time ever. It's like riding my list around.

SPEAKER_20 1:23:09

Alright, Lily.

SPEAKER_11 1:23:11

You looked at me! You looked at me!

SPEAKER_20 1:23:17

Because uh she knew I would look at her in the same face. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:21

Let's go.

unknown 1:23:23

Kill him.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:25

Same brain. Damn it. Yeah. Brain brain. Six.

SPEAKER_19 1:23:28

If it's probably exactly what it's HB, how do you want to do this?

SPEAKER_02 1:23:33

Um, I'm gonna just like pull my dagger and like cut like a me size shape out of it. Backwards out of it, and I guess that was enough to fucking.

SPEAKER_19 1:23:42

As you slice through it, sort of starts to soften as everyone uh sort of Austin Powers, how he like just get out of the goof, they spray him, and then he peas for like demonstration.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:58

I was thinking more like the Matrix.

SPEAKER_19 1:24:02

Yeah. That too. Great movies. Anyway, that is the end of our gelatinous cube combat. Congratulations on defeating a gelatinous cube. Love that.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:13

How does it clean us?

SPEAKER_02 1:24:15

Classic do deep in it. I can de-goo everyone if I can.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:19

Yeah, yeah. Uh preferably, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:22

Yeah, we've been like being in that interesting. Uh it was like thing. It's like a thing. It's like if bees were jelly. Ah, that makes sense. I uh I mean you all read it.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:38

I I guess it's jelly.

SPEAKER_16 1:24:42

I kept bees. Yeah. Oh.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:44

Now that we're jelly. Now that we have it.

SPEAKER_19 1:24:48

Um as you clean off Orion, a corroded silver holy symbol drops down onto the floor and kind of uh something was in the cube stuck onto you, and as you got cleaned, it fell off. Never mind. As you clean off Joanna Holy Sylvain, uh what about 15 gold? Uh rolls off onto the floor.

SPEAKER_08 1:25:25

Can I do a religion check on it? Do I know like what can I like? Is it physically cleaned?

SPEAKER_19 1:25:30

You can. It's very corroded, so it's very difficult to see what holy silver like what it is. Um but metal works.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:42

Can it silver not be corroded? No, it doesn't like tarnish. It just tarnishes, that's this whole thing. It doesn't cost.

SPEAKER_14 1:25:47

I take it back.

SPEAKER_15 1:25:50

A corroded holy symbol. You don't know what type of metal it is. It's certainly one that can corrode. One of those classic corrodable metals.

SPEAKER_19 1:26:04

Uh it's very hard to be go for it.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:08

Oh, I don't know if you're not.

SPEAKER_19 1:26:09

What do you get? Um, it you can't see what's on it. Um, on a 19, even on a 19, you're not going to be able to do it.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:22

There's like any sort of like a bad vibe from it.

SPEAKER_19 1:26:25

It's we don't really get anything from it. Um it's sort of like uh an old artifact. Uh that somebody probably uh an old cleric that lived in here that obviously got eaten by the cube.

SPEAKER_13 1:26:40

Uh got sealed.

SPEAKER_19 1:26:44

Um it was obviously corroded by being in the cube for quite some time. And then as you're cleaning off like a uh scroll tube uh falls down, and you look at it and you notice that it is waterproof. Uh it is completely sealed. Uh over the hard or from one tiny gap. There's one tiny gap that some of the must be a scroll scroll here. Uh you find a half a half dissolved note, but what was described uh is fully visible. It says the war is not a treasure, it is a question asked of death. And death always answers answers falsely.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:38

What we then absolutely have to break this or this cannot be. We have to break it, destroy it, banish it, what have you. Why? This is no I just I tell them what it says and I read the note aloud and no, no, no, no, no, it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_10 1:28:11

I would agree with that.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:12

No. No truth. Good person can become a necromancer.

SPEAKER_10 1:28:20

I hope it isn't in that.

SPEAKER_19 1:29:03

Without further ado, you walk up. You already know where this hidden door is. And as you kind of wipe some of the dust from the stone that has been here, uh and just the time that has passed, you wipe off what you know is the hidden door, uh, and you see this smooth black stone with a silver star-shaped depression. Perfectly fitting your key.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:50

Excellent. Yeah, well be careful though. Yeah, I'm gonna open that shit.

SPEAKER_19 1:29:55

Okay. Uh you slowly place the key into the depression, uh, and the uh door lifts from the bottom. Cold, dry air scented with myrrh funnels out, and dust fills the room, and you with that detect magic are surrounded by this old magic. This necromancy uh God fills it fills your mind as your vision is obscured with all the dust, but you feel this cool air uh kind of giving you chills as it is foul.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:46

Oh, dark magic.

SPEAKER_19 1:30:47

Um my nostrils sting. Looking inside, the tomb is not crude, it is solemn and wrong. Carved reliefs show Damara standing against ogres, wolves, goblins, and skeletal warriors. In the final panel, Damara kneels before a shining orb, while shadowy hands reach from the ground around her. At the center lies a stone sarcophagus. The orb of Damara floats above it, dull and black, with a faint silver light at its heart. Two humanoid shadows cling to the walls like stains.

SPEAKER_09 1:31:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 1:31:33

Whoa. Rollinish Oh shit! Twelve initiative for Ike.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:40

Roger.

SPEAKER_19 1:31:43

Okay, Joanna. Nine Hodge 19.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:49

What? My bow!

SPEAKER_03 1:31:52

Lucky's on the half of my bow's gone.

SPEAKER_19 1:31:54

Uh oh, bow.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:57

Where the hell did that go?

SPEAKER_19 1:31:58

Bow? What? 15. Your bow gone? That sucks.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:01

Yeah, one of my bow is gone.

SPEAKER_19 1:32:03

What the hell?

SPEAKER_03 1:32:04

Good thing I have two. Surely.

SPEAKER_19 1:32:08

Or snap the one bow off the other. You have duo ryan.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:12

Nice. You keep him in the little trinket box, right? Maybe he's an error. He's been on it's he's been like on it. So I don't really know what that is.

SPEAKER_19 1:32:22

Hodge, you are up first. But you see it. You see as weird. Uh as Val kind of steps forward a little bit, umara, who is now a mummy, rises slowly. Knew it from her spot. Yes. Knew it. Bone Asher was too easy.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:50

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_19 1:32:52

Uh seemingly bound to this orb. Her undeath has twisted herself into this murderous, possessive being. Uh she rises and says.

SPEAKER_09 1:33:13

The living of trespass. Who comes to claim my sin?

SPEAKER_20 1:33:21

Whoa.

SPEAKER_09 1:33:23

The living.

SPEAKER_20 1:33:24

Well, hop back on, we're going in. Hodge, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_02 1:33:29

Phantasmal force.

SPEAKER_20 1:33:31

Oh, how does Hodge say it?

SPEAKER_14 1:33:38

No fear. Um Phantasmal Force. Mine slipper. Mine slipper.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:49

Um Intelligence 14.

SPEAKER_19 1:33:56

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08 1:33:58

That good.

SPEAKER_19 1:33:59

A negative one. She's stupid a foot.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:06

Holy fuck, this is like three paragraphs.

SPEAKER_19 1:34:10

Well, you can like create a bunch of different shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:13

Yeah, it's like it's whatever like a fear of hers are. So I'll say like um being alive? Yeah, it's a print of life. Um slapping her across the face. Yeah. Um, I'll have her imagine like flowers and vines and trees are growing out of her body and like tearing her apart. Um sick.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:41

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:41

And I'm trying to see when it does damage.

SPEAKER_18 1:34:45

Sounds like ice perfectly.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:47

She failed it so she can take a study action if she wants to see if it's a spell. Okay. But otherwise she just believes it's real.

SPEAKER_19 1:34:54

So she just uh you cast a spell and she just sees plant life on like out of her.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:04

No, it's just her while affected by the spell, the target treats the phantasm as if it were real and rationalizes any illogical outcomes for interacting with it.

SPEAKER_20 1:35:13

That's weird.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:14

Oh, it's not real. They're like, oh my god, it's so real. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_19 1:35:19

Does it do damage?

SPEAKER_02 1:35:21

On each of your turns, such a phantasm can deal 2d8 psychic damage to the target if it's within five feet. Yes. Okay.

unknown 1:35:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:29

So it'd just be like probably piercing damage. Okay. I'm trying to like imagine it's like tearing it apart. So 2d8 psychic damage. Okay. I won't roll that.

unknown 1:35:38

I don't know why.

SPEAKER_11 1:35:39

I declare 2d8 psychic damage.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:45

You're gonna eight psychic damage. Nice.

SPEAKER_19 1:35:50

Uh you see these uh well, I guess you don't see them. You maybe you do. Hmm.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:57

It's up to you.

SPEAKER_19 1:35:58

It's up to you.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:59

I would love to.

SPEAKER_19 1:36:00

Uh you see uh these these plants kind of ripping uh and tearing her very form as she looks down and goes, What have you done?

SPEAKER_02 1:36:14

Um First, you'll have to face my knight! And I'll minor illusion of knight in like armor right in front of her.

SPEAKER_14 1:36:26

I set my knight in defense position!

SPEAKER_19 1:36:32

Amazing. Um you're gonna put it in between Val and her. And this is, I would assume this is one that dissipates if something moves through it.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:43

They will know it's an illusion, they won't dissipate.

SPEAKER_19 1:36:45

Oh. Well, okay. I'm about to jump in there.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:47

I was saying, so like we can run to it.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:51

It may waste a single action. That's all I care about. It's fucking free. You know, see what happens.

SPEAKER_19 1:36:56

Fair enough. Tamara is next.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:03

What's right for that night, Tamara?

SPEAKER_16 1:37:06

I wouldn't just run past it if I were you. The wheel?

SPEAKER_08 1:37:11

The radius thing.

SPEAKER_20 1:37:13

Do you need it for that?

SPEAKER_03 1:37:15

The wheel of dogs.

SPEAKER_20 1:37:16

I feel like it's gonna hit. It's a 10-foot room.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:19

I don't know. I just like sometimes with radiuses, I get confused as to where I can set her.

SPEAKER_20 1:37:24

Oh, anywhere you want.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:26

But that are you everybody's so creative in her mind. To her, there's a true flesh and blood, or at least a suit of armor with a sword in front of her. Just a reminder, she sees it. She thinks it's real, unless proven otherwise.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:44

Um hell yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:37:48

If you have all gotten this far, you must have taken down Bonasha.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:56

Who? Week. Yeah. I did.

SPEAKER_09 1:38:09

She was it because you desire my home? Or was it to protect my ancestry?

SPEAKER_07 1:38:21

Uh neither.

SPEAKER_09 1:38:26

Then what do you desire?

SPEAKER_13 1:38:30

For this to end. This you are a twister.

SPEAKER_20 1:38:41

Okay, right card for Maldon, right?

SPEAKER_00 1:38:43

As she's talking, she's gonna be like, Why am I talking? Why am I doing it?

SPEAKER_19 1:38:47

I need you to make a wisdom saving throw DC 11. As she makes a dread dreadful glare attack at you.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:57

Oh, that sounds dreadful.

SPEAKER_19 1:39:00

What's that easy? 11.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:02

Uh, can she even see past the knight? 21.

SPEAKER_19 1:39:05

She's definitely can. Uh you shake that off. You are not afraid of her. Hell yeah. Um, then she looks down at the knight.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:15

Servant of the mage.

SPEAKER_19 1:39:17

Uh she reaches out a rotting fist.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:21

You you oh no.

SPEAKER_19 1:39:23

Wait, I guess it doesn't really matter if she hits it. Uh she reaches out and just waits another. It pierces through the illusion. And then floats forward.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:44

Tricks of her horse.

SPEAKER_14 1:39:46

I'm an illusionist. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_19 1:39:49

Uh floats forward and makes a rotting fist attack at Val.

SPEAKER_14 1:39:54

What?

SPEAKER_19 1:39:56

Okay. Uh that's gonna be an 11 to hit that's gonna miss.

SPEAKER_14 1:40:02

Fucking monsters, man! Val.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:08

Alright, well, because she's right in front of me, Linda's gonna get hit. I can't wait for Linda's reaction.

SPEAKER_20 1:40:15

This is gross. Ew. This is stale. This is stale as hell.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:24

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_20 1:40:25

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:27

Oh no. Does a 10 hit?

SPEAKER_18 1:40:32

Barely misses. Okay, so DC's 11.

SPEAKER_09 1:40:36

She is so slow moving, but you just miss her.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:41

This sounds in me.

SPEAKER_12 1:40:43

Sorry, I'm trying to figure out what Ike is on deck.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:47

Um, I'm gonna actually transfer Hunter's Mark to her.

SPEAKER_19 1:40:51

Nice.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:51

Should've done that first, but oh well.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:55

Ike.

SPEAKER_19 1:40:56

Okay. Uh uh if she is riding on you, then you're right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:02

I know, I forgot.

SPEAKER_19 1:41:03

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_20 1:41:05

Ren! Two rend attacks.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:09

Guys, this is crazy watching these two fight like this. Frick!

SPEAKER_20 1:41:14

Uh only one of those is going to hit. Fuck. Five slashing damage. Wait! I could have made both at advantage! Because of pack tactics. So I'm going to re-roll the other attack at advantage. That's a natural twenty! Fuck! That's fuck! That's a two and a one! For another six!

unknown 1:41:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:56

This is how we dump Jimmy Neutron's dash.

SPEAKER_11 1:41:59

You wanna do a freeway? Sugar bugger!

SPEAKER_20 1:42:05

What do you bench? Four thousand pounds?

SPEAKER_19 1:42:09

Joanna. As you see Val and Ike battling in melee. Um completely blocking the doorway for that to come out.

SPEAKER_08 1:42:22

They're good.

SPEAKER_19 1:42:23

The rest of y'all range, we're good.

SPEAKER_08 1:42:25

From where I am, if I have to move over, I'll just lob and spells over top. Um if I need to, I'll move over one, but from where I am, can I see her to make her do a save? Or should I like Wemby?

SPEAKER_19 1:42:37

Uh she well, because it's an ally that you're shooting through, yes.

SPEAKER_13 1:42:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_19 1:42:43

Um it only becomes half cover and quarter and three-quarters cover if it's she's probably it was a stent too not spotted. If it's not an ally. Because the ally can duck and away like you.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:56

Uh duck always ducking. Duck's there.

SPEAKER_19 1:42:59

Duck. Duck. Success.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:06

Whatever.

SPEAKER_19 1:43:06

Big fart.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:07

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_17 1:43:10

Pot toot.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:18

Can you um run or illusion nice scent in my mouth?

SPEAKER_19 1:43:22

Uh the shadows uh shoot up and sneep through the gaps between uh the doorway and you guys.

SPEAKER_13 1:43:38

Um that's okay, actually. No, you're shadows!

SPEAKER_19 1:43:47

They are going to attempt to drain the cleric. Nineteen to hits and a twenty to hits.

SPEAKER_08 1:43:59

What?

unknown 1:44:02

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08 1:44:04

That sounds good for me.

SPEAKER_19 1:44:06

Seven necrotic.

SPEAKER_07 1:44:09

That has an and attached that I don't like.

SPEAKER_19 1:44:13

Um you use an inspiration on dice. And your strength score decreases by two.

SPEAKER_07 1:44:20

What? So it'll be six.

SPEAKER_19 1:44:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:44:25

I think you've got to be a little bit more than a few.

SPEAKER_19 1:44:26

Uh you zero feel like. Yes. Uh you feel them sap. I've been an instant three. You have already sort of a weak girl. Uh just pfft. Sort of a weak girl. Immediately falls. With an eight strength. Yeah. I got an eight strength too. That's that could have been an instant kill there. If I didn't run so terribly. Jesus.

SPEAKER_14 1:44:48

How fucking dare you? I have plenty of stuff.

SPEAKER_16 1:44:53

We'll just have to find a dice. This is why you can't plan too far in DD. Just to find a dice.

SPEAKER_03 1:44:59

So I want these two to make a con 13.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:06

I don't think that's real. Well, we can get rid of that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:09

Yeah. Oh, he's he's gone. I want to do something else. I think.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:16

Are you using a bow? Because I could be like, oh Ryan. I have the coup from the crawler.

SPEAKER_08 1:45:23

Give it to me.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:25

Yeah, is that bonus action? Do we want to use that?

SPEAKER_04 1:45:28

Always beat me. I'll be fine.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:32

It's pretty big. It's a hefty spell. I'm just going to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_16 1:45:34

And I will revert.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:37

Oh, yes. Don't do that to like.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:39

No, not today. Carrion crawler. Um, I will hit it with my That is not a carrion crawler.

SPEAKER_19 1:45:47

No, the poison.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:48

The poison.

SPEAKER_19 1:45:49

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 1:45:51

Never mind.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:52

Can I actually take I'm gonna take out my long sword that I just got. Okay. And I'm gonna use that instead. Oh, putting the carrion crawler vegan on that. Yes. Gross. But yay. Ew. Okay, so I'm is this like a s one of these is a sweeping attack, but one of them is a stabbing attack?

SPEAKER_02 1:46:13

No, it's one-handed or two-handed. You can do it two-handed because you don't have a shield.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:18

So it's one d 10. Um to this one in front of me.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:21

The shadow?

unknown 1:46:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:24

Yeah. I might be immune to poison. That's technically a poisoned paralysis.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:31

Eight? Whoops.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:33

Uh eight misses.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:35

Of course it does. How long does it stay coated though?

SPEAKER_02 1:46:38

Until she hits something, I think.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:40

Bonus action, I'm sucks. How old hurt are you? Uh nine. Out of my board. Healing word.

unknown 1:46:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 1:46:50

Alright. Over to Hodge. Wait. Okay. Well, you can do that while Hodge is doing his turn.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:56

Um. Interesting. I'll take uh I'll move back 15 feet. Uh in a straight line. Um 2d8 psychic to the mummy. Start of my turn.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:08

Interesting. Yeah, buddy. She's her.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:15

Uh 12.

SPEAKER_16 1:47:17

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:19

Nice.

SPEAKER_19 1:47:20

Uh the glance continue to rip at her as she kind of looks down.

SPEAKER_09 1:47:27

No! No!

SPEAKER_19 1:47:30

Your rotten flesh will become part of the cycle. Only her and Hodge know what's happening. You guys see her back. You see the damage happening, but you don't see why. What are you doing? She is now bloody. Showing her the truth. Bloody or dusty.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:51

Um.

SPEAKER_19 1:47:51

Dusty Christy Busty.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:55

I will um can you move me back 15 feet?

SPEAKER_10 1:47:58

Withers big naturals.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:59

I will cast a magic missile at her as well.

SPEAKER_10 1:48:04

Dusty Christy Busty in.

SPEAKER_19 1:48:09

Is that that's not. You didn't use another spell slot for nice.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:15

There's no repeat save either.

SPEAKER_19 1:48:17

Oof. Concentration though? Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:21

What does that matter?

SPEAKER_19 1:48:23

I'm just curious. Seeing if he's gonna target me next.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:26

246.

SPEAKER_19 1:48:27

Because the shadows don't know what's happening, and the mummy certainly can't reach you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:31

Nine force damage off of that magic missile.

SPEAKER_04 1:48:35

Nice.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:35

And then I will um you guys see these traits or darts shoot above you. I love this. Minor illusion. I'm inside of a rock. Um a concrete, like a big pillar, a stone pillar stretches from there. Nice. Oh, reliable. Yes. Amazing.

SPEAKER_19 1:48:53

If you need me, don't you don't. Uh she is going to uh dreadful no, she can't see you. She's going to dreadful glare at Val. I need a DC 11 wisdom save. You got it. You got it.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:26

Damn. Oh, you were on 11! Nice. And I get a plus two.

SPEAKER_19 1:49:30

Okay. So uh you too are not afraid of Demorrow.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:35

I glare right back at that bitch.

SPEAKER_19 1:49:37

Uh but she is going to punch at you with her rotting fist.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:41

Ew.

SPEAKER_19 1:49:42

Natural 20.

SPEAKER_14 1:49:43

Oh silvery barbs.

SPEAKER_20 1:49:46

Fucking What's the range on that? 60 feet! Oh!

SPEAKER_19 1:49:52

Do you have to see? Your AC is 18, right? That's sick. Okay, both of them are still gonna hit.

SPEAKER_14 1:49:57

What? This definitely. Not a crit. What?

SPEAKER_02 1:50:04

And there goes all my smails. Sometimes crits are. Yeah, that's it. That's why I played melee.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:12

I'm saving my last two for healing. That's probably the peeling as well.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:17

Not enough to really do much, but enough to keep people from death.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:22

Did I lie? I can run into the fright.

SPEAKER_19 1:50:26

You're sushi. 17 bludgeoning damage.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:32

Very good.

SPEAKER_19 1:50:34

Eight necrotic.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:36

Oh that's only four.

SPEAKER_19 1:50:38

What?

SPEAKER_06 1:50:39

I'm resistant.

SPEAKER_19 1:50:40

Resistant to necrotic. You.

SPEAKER_00 1:50:43

I've learned something.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:44

Oh my if she weren't resistant. You are cursed.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:52

What?

SPEAKER_19 1:50:53

Which means you cannot regain hit points.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:55

For how long?

SPEAKER_19 1:50:56

Uh I think he might tell you. I think he's getting there. Um while you're cursed, you can't regain hit points. Your hit point maximum doesn't return to normal when finishing a long rest, and your hit point maximum decreases by 10 every 24 hours that elapse. Oh my god. Do you ever move dead and dust? Can you get it? If you are killed by this attack. Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:29

That's horrible. Do you guys know? Holy shit, she almost became dust. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:35

Oh. Okay. Well, good thing I'm not. I think maybe we should destroy the orb.

SPEAKER_19 1:51:40

Yeah. I think we burn this place down. She is very hurt at this point, but Val, it is your turn. Come on, baby.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:47

I'm gonna have to.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:49

Dish it back at it.

SPEAKER_10 1:51:50

Do you know I don't know that you can even repair it?

SPEAKER_04 1:51:53

Uh, okay, so I have Hunter's Mark, so that's advantage on this bitch. Is that what Hunter's Mark does? No.

SPEAKER_10 1:52:00

Hunter's Mark gives you an extra d6 to your damage.

SPEAKER_04 1:52:04

No.

SPEAKER_10 1:52:05

Valve of Enmity is advantage, which you do. I think you have at this level, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_05 1:52:12

I think I do, but I don't really need it.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:15

It's not advantage. Hunter's Mark is definitely not advantageous.

SPEAKER_10 1:52:18

Just an extra d6 for whatever you roll for your d12.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:24

Hunts and that one. At least I hit myself in the face. And the rest of my hit points are gone.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:32

Which way do I swing the axe again?

SPEAKER_07 1:52:38

Val, you're holding the axe like me. You're holding it by the wrong end. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_17 1:52:44

How dare Linda do that to you?

SPEAKER_11 1:52:46

Yeah, Linda.

SPEAKER_19 1:52:47

Ike. Joanna on deck.

unknown 1:52:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:52:53

Oh I can't I can heal myself.

SPEAKER_19 1:52:55

As a bonus action, go for it, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:52:57

Wait, I thought you just said she can't heal.

SPEAKER_06 1:53:00

Oh that's what I was like, can I with this curse? I'm not quite sure.

SPEAKER_19 1:53:04

Alright, so that's uh you cannot regain hit points. Oh, poopy, that's not gonna work. Alright.

SPEAKER_10 1:53:09

Um can the fuck? Uh l- I can't move past her to get to the orb.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:16

Frick! She's almost dead.

SPEAKER_20 1:53:18

Well, I'm going to two rend attacks.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:23

At advantage.

SPEAKER_20 1:53:25

At advantage, thank you. That first one did not help.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:31

Unless an eleven hits.

SPEAKER_10 1:53:34

A what did I roll?

SPEAKER_20 1:53:37

Four plus nine hit. Does a nine hit? A nine does not hit. Second attack. Fifteen. Yes. Ooh, max damage for eleven slashing.

SPEAKER_19 1:53:59

That is at tomorrow, right?

SPEAKER_20 1:54:03

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 1:54:04

Never small down.

SPEAKER_19 1:54:05

Very hurt.

SPEAKER_09 1:54:11

Move bitch. Joanna.

SPEAKER_08 1:54:15

Um okay. Both of the shadows con thirteen.

SPEAKER_18 1:54:21

Oh turn on the word of radiance. What's your word?

SPEAKER_19 1:54:27

Uh this one succeeds, the other fails.

SPEAKER_05 1:54:41

Two! To the one that failed.

SPEAKER_10 1:54:44

Oh!

SPEAKER_05 1:54:46

Two radiant damage.

SPEAKER_10 1:54:47

So four.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:50

She roll double. Yes! You roll double ones on two D4?

SPEAKER_00 1:54:54

No, it's one D6.

SPEAKER_19 1:54:55

They are vulnerable to Radiant.

SPEAKER_17 1:54:57

Yeah!

SPEAKER_07 1:54:58

Yeah, her word is. Oh gosh! Is that your turn?

SPEAKER_19 1:55:04

Two more draining swipes at Joanna.

SPEAKER_08 1:55:08

Lovely. Well, guys, um We got you. I'm fucking scared.

SPEAKER_19 1:55:12

Your AC's 16 right now?

SPEAKER_08 1:55:14

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_19 1:55:15

One hit.

SPEAKER_08 1:55:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_19 1:55:17

What's your what's you at?

SPEAKER_08 1:55:18

18.

SPEAKER_19 1:55:19

I'm still up. Three necrotic. I'm worried about my strength reduces by four. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Fuck. You are gaunt as your strength is sacked away rapidly.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:39

I am more scared right now than I was in final.

SPEAKER_19 1:55:42

Val and Joanna are frighteningly close to death. But Damara is as well. We have Demara. Two more. Orion and Hodge before Damara gets another turn. Orion. Get her ass.

SPEAKER_03 1:56:03

No. Uh how hurt is she? Very, very happy. Very, very hurt.

SPEAKER_19 1:56:09

She is like so hurt. Her body has already decayed. She is a mummy, but she is falling apart.

SPEAKER_03 1:56:17

Moonbeam.

SPEAKER_19 1:56:18

Moonbeam.

SPEAKER_03 1:56:20

Ah, so that's a con 13.

SPEAKER_02 1:56:23

Does that save or suck or half too? Calf. That's why I'm doing it. Nice.

SPEAKER_10 1:56:27

Why not shoot her twice? Save her. Natural one.

SPEAKER_03 1:56:32

15.

SPEAKER_19 1:56:33

Nice. How do you want to do this?

SPEAKER_03 1:56:36

Um, I see my who I now call friends on the verge of death, and I have. You can't see it, but I have death in my eyes. I am so fucking angry that I just. Uh um. The light of the stars just kind of bursts forth and down, and just she catches on fire and just starts to ash.

SPEAKER_19 1:57:10

And with her death go the shadows as well.

SPEAKER_14 1:57:14

What I was hoping for!

SPEAKER_19 1:57:18

Jesus Christ. The orb still hangs in the air.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:24

I think the moon beam would have been centered in the back. Did the moon beam do anything to the orb if it would have fucking flashed?

SPEAKER_19 1:57:30

Are you targeting because it would be on top of Ike.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:35

So it'd be in the book.

SPEAKER_19 1:57:36

It would be on the very back. Okay. It'll be on the very back, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:39

But the moon beam is still up. Uh excuse you.

SPEAKER_19 1:57:42

We are out of combat. You can move the moon beam if you want. Move this. Use your moon beam to try to destroy the orb.

SPEAKER_05 1:57:48

Yeah, I think we gotta get rid of the orb. Oh my god!

SPEAKER_14 1:57:52

I'm putting Shamana up on top of Ike when you uh as you do that.

SPEAKER_01 1:58:00

Stay.

SPEAKER_19 1:58:02

I'll do my nothing seems to happen.

SPEAKER_10 1:58:08

Oh 17, Joanna.

SPEAKER_05 1:58:11

Oh good. Nice.

SPEAKER_10 1:58:12

And then Val, you're next. She cannot be healed. Oh, that's fucking right. Shit bars.

SPEAKER_06 1:58:19

But how did I see that? So radiant damage don't do shit to that job, huh?

SPEAKER_03 1:58:24

Or it seems to not. I can hit it with my dagger. I mean, I mean long sword that's covered in poison. I'm so I wasted that shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:58:32

We maybe siphon it back off the knife. We didn't technically use it. I don't know. It's up to thousands.

SPEAKER_19 1:58:38

Um but uh yeah, if you it did not come into contact, so it has not been sullied, meaning you can like scrape it off my bottle.

SPEAKER_10 1:58:48

I'll go if you turn off your moon beam since it didn't do anything, I'll just go up and hit it.

SPEAKER_05 1:58:53

Sure. Be careful, I'm on your bed. I can hold her.

SPEAKER_19 1:58:59

Yeah, take take Joanna off of me.

SPEAKER_05 1:59:02

Now you're so strong.

SPEAKER_19 1:59:03

The orb as you get closer to it and its light has kind of dimmed, you notice it's about six inches in diameter. It's not this massive thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:59:13

It seems pretty massive to me.

SPEAKER_03 1:59:15

Yeah, it's about someone to say something.

SPEAKER_19 1:59:17

Uh made of glassy iridescent material, almost like obsidian. Uh it looks incredibly hard. Of course.

SPEAKER_07 1:59:28

Incredibly hard. Six inches in diameter.

SPEAKER_20 1:59:34

Where are the uh yeah, I'm gonna smack it.

unknown 1:59:39

Like a cat?

SPEAKER_20 1:59:40

Like he's a lion. I'm gonna try out to break it.

SPEAKER_03 1:59:44

Before he does that though, I actually, instead of canceling my moonbeam, I just want to move it further in case like something spawns.

SPEAKER_19 1:59:52

Okay, you just want to kind of protect, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:59:54

Just in case I'm being really cautious. Yeah, by like that.

SPEAKER_19 1:59:58

Alright. Get it, I like a cat in a yarn ball. It falls not it it was floating in the air and it falls to the ground and lays beneath you.

SPEAKER_02 2:00:17

Okay. Um damage, seemingly?

SPEAKER_19 2:00:21

No.

SPEAKER_02 2:00:22

Can I make an arcana check on it? Like, a moment, please.

SPEAKER_19 2:00:27

Certainly very powerful.

SPEAKER_02 2:00:31

Can I make an arcana check on it?

SPEAKER_20 2:00:32

That rays up right before I'm about to swipe down on us.

SPEAKER_02 2:00:35

Like, I maybe just a moment.

SPEAKER_19 2:00:40

You uh with your detect magic. Sure. You get conjuration magic, divination magic, enchantment magic, evocation magic, and illusion magic. This is all coming from within this thing.

SPEAKER_03 2:00:54

Uh no necromancy magic?

SPEAKER_19 2:00:56

No necrom necromancy, no.

SPEAKER_02 2:00:59

Actually, there's no necromantic magic coming off of this. Oh, this is very strange.

SPEAKER_20 2:01:04

That's crazy. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:07

I don't like it either. Uh 13 arcana check. Alright.

SPEAKER_10 2:01:13

I could help you.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:15

Oh. Could the lie help?

SPEAKER_10 2:01:17

Could be studying it. I have a plus four to arcana, so. Absolutely. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:24

Better. 18.

SPEAKER_19 2:01:30

Like pawing at it.

SPEAKER_11 2:01:32

Yes.

SPEAKER_19 2:01:33

You notice as you're pawing it around and it gets closer to your mouth, it begins to shrink. And then when you paw it again, it grows. No. As it gets closer to your mouth, it shrinks, and then almost as if on that 18, almost as if it wants to be picked it up.

SPEAKER_02 2:02:01

I just want to try something. I'm not going to eat it. And I'll just put it like it like shrinks out. It shrinks to the size of a grave. Oh my god. It wants to be eaten.

SPEAKER_19 2:02:15

As you as you guys have been playing, it is incredibly, incredibly hard. It feels like something that would be nigh impossible to destroy with your current powers.

SPEAKER_02 2:02:28

Would it be awesome if I ate it? Let me know if it's gonna be awesome or if it's gonna be really, really bad.

SPEAKER_19 2:02:37

There has been ample warning. You feel that. It might be. You've got all these different uh senses of different types of magic that are within this powerful magic or tantalizing.

SPEAKER_06 2:02:59

Does it have to go in your mouth at all? But it's tantalizing in a way that the pocket.

SPEAKER_02 2:03:04

I will check to see if it if I get near my ass, if it gets like a god. Uh gross.

SPEAKER_01 2:03:12

What is that supposed to be?

SPEAKER_07 2:03:13

It's a pocket. I said pocket, like put it like in a bag or something.

SPEAKER_02 2:03:18

You don't believe it's left with me.

SPEAKER_01 2:03:21

Uh yeah, because you'll put it in your phone.

SPEAKER_02 2:03:24

I just I think if Ike could carry it or someone else. I will carry it.

SPEAKER_20 2:03:31

I will help you bear this boon.

SPEAKER_04 2:03:33

I won't carry it. I might die. Share the loan.

SPEAKER_20 2:03:36

As long as it's yours to bear. Uh yeah, I will carry it.

SPEAKER_10 2:03:41

I will uh I'll stay as a lion so the girls can just kind of lay uh sit on my back while we travel back when we travel back.

SPEAKER_03 2:03:53

Until your uh wild shape stops and then they fall. Yeah. I'll break my leg.

SPEAKER_19 2:03:58

You uh so you're gonna carry it. Where? Did you say that? I wasn't thinking about it. Oh, um, yeah, since we're out of combat, I will wild shape out and Val goes flying. Put it uh for the second time that somebody's ridden you and they go flying catch me!

SPEAKER_10 2:04:20

No catch me and I will place it in my pack.

SPEAKER_19 2:04:27

Okay as Ike transforms and steps away because you're still right there. You look inside the sarcophagus, yes I do, and you see a spell scroll and a huge bag of gold. Very nice.

SPEAKER_02 2:04:56

Nice spell scrolls of war.

SPEAKER_19 2:05:00

Spell scroll of fireball. Oh shit. And five hundred gold.

SPEAKER_03 2:05:08

And that's to buy a spell scroll and remove curse.

SPEAKER_19 2:05:11

Possibly.

SPEAKER_06 2:05:12

Well enough to pay somebody to do it.

SPEAKER_10 2:05:15

Would you like to split that evenly? Yeah, of course. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 2:05:21

Unless we need more.

SPEAKER_20 2:05:22

Damn, we're fucking rich.

SPEAKER_05 2:05:25

We are. Ryan finally has enough money to buy his own food.

SPEAKER_16 2:05:32

We should get out of here.

SPEAKER_19 2:05:40

Val is out too HP. Unable to be healed, feeling that curse seep into her, knowing that if she does not have this curse removed in the next twenty-four hours, she will die. Oh my god, like alright.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:09

Ladies bring her the news.

SPEAKER_19 2:06:18

In the same vein. Joanna of her strength. We'll need a long rest to cure that as well. That's eight of twenty-four.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:33

So can you do it? Can you remove her? I don't think so.

SPEAKER_10 2:06:37

Or I guess four.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:39

And if it takes four.

SPEAKER_10 2:06:40

So four of twenty-four. We have we have time to let Joanna rest, regain her strength. And then we uh rush, or we can leave her and uh maybe Orion at the inn, and then you me and Val will rush over to Lady Solwood.

SPEAKER_02 2:07:01

Yes. Both these two need protected as much as we can uh manage. Maybe Orion, you could keep Joe safe while we attend to Val.

SPEAKER_03 2:07:10

I could. Um you could also leave Val with me while you look for somebody and bring them to her. I'm afraid that if you bring Val along, you may uh encounter some danger.

SPEAKER_16 2:07:21

Well the tower is not far. Travel cautiously.

SPEAKER_02 2:07:27

Back just Lady Soul would perhaps as quick as possible. I fear that it would just her cure may be in the tower.

SPEAKER_10 2:07:34

And I fear Lady Soul may be powerful enough or will have supplies there to help remove this card.

SPEAKER_06 2:07:42

Let's hope so.

SPEAKER_19 2:07:44

So are we splitting up? Is that what I heard?

SPEAKER_03 2:07:47

Yeah, I'll take Joanna to the end. To the end.

SPEAKER_19 2:07:51

Okay. But going to Shadowdale Town. Yes. Okay. So as you make your way out of the tomb of Demara, you grab the Silver Star family and the frog if you want to. And return. It's a couple hours travel, uh, two hours to get there now that you know exactly the path to follow back. You arrive back in Shadowdale town with your goals in mind to not only get your reward, but to save the two girls that you've been counting on and have had your back throughout the whole campaign. You must have theirs at this moment. Uh and that's where we're gonna end our session. Just in time for the pumpkin contest.

SPEAKER_03 2:08:43

The silver stars are high priests of Saluna. They're clerics. Can they remove curses?

SPEAKER_18 2:08:50

They the like I said like I said before, the Silver Star family is different from the Silver Stars.

SPEAKER_03 2:08:57

I didn't know if that was confirmed. Oh my god. That was scary. Fucking horrifying.

SPEAKER_10 2:09:04

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_03 2:09:05

I haven't I don't think I've been shadows in a long time.

SPEAKER_19 2:09:08

And that's why Bone Nasher was so easy. Well, it wasn't really that easy, but radiant damage. He was resistant to so much, but the radiant damage fucked him. Was he vulnerable to that?

SPEAKER_03 2:09:21

Not vulnerable, but he just that was the one like 40 HP or 50 HP.

SPEAKER_19 2:09:29

But was resistant and immune to like everything except for radiant. And they did like 18.

SPEAKER_03 2:09:34

I don't know if I was gonna do that, but I think I'll carry her.

SPEAKER_19 2:09:37

But yeah, the mummy and the shadows in combination. Shadows? Yeah.

SPEAKER_20 2:09:42

Like in Straw when we fought shadows multiple times, that fucking draining crypto was a four strength. Yeah. I hate shadows, man.

SPEAKER_19 2:09:52

Yeah. If I would have hit literally, if you weren't resistant, you would have died immediately. And if I didn't roll two ones on on the D4s, you would have been dead.

SPEAKER_02 2:10:08

Love this game. Love this game.

SPEAKER_19 2:10:11

Literally so close. You're carrying a board.

SPEAKER_02 2:10:13

If I didn't create an illusion. We fed the frog the orb. No! What's a super evil frog gonna do?

SPEAKER_00 2:10:27

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