Chaotic Naturals

Rime of the Frostmaiden - Episode 2 'A Beautiful Mine'

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Dorian, Freyj and Bren learn of more trouble in Ten Towns. Bren quits the Northlook Inn to become a full-fledged adventurer with the siblings and they all go out together, eventually ending up in Dorian and Freyja's hometown of Termalaine where the mine has been overrun by Kobolds.

SPEAKER_22

Thank you so much for joining session two, Rhyme of the Frostmaiden. Last session, the players got introduced, and they have been spending some time in Bryn Shander, the largest of the ten towns, waiting for their next odd job, Freya and Dorian were, while Bren had been employed in the kitchen of the North Look, as directed by Ramses to feed the guests of the inn. Uh that night, their very first night in Brynchander, they had come to find the gruesome, horrible, sacrificial method that Brynschander does. Not every town does humanoid sacrifices to the Frost Maiden, but Brynsander does. Everybody put their names into a bowl, and the speaker Duvesta Shane drew one, and they essentially second-handedly killed him by stripping him naked and making him walk into the wilderness to die within the hour. And then the players were having breakfast at the Northlook when three dwarves came in and asking for help. And they looked at the adventurers. Adventurers three and said they looked capable to help them retrieve their sled of iron ingots. They were on their way back from Kelvin's cairn to deliver to Brim Shander, but they were accosted by a Yeti. The Yeti killed one of their associates, and then the sled, come to find, was taken away by some goblins. The characters managed to negotiate with the goblins. They were quite miserable and ready to go home. They made off with a few gold and some music boxes from Bren. Players gave the ingots back to Kruna, Quarks, and Storn. They were given a discount at Black Iron Blades for their uh for their work. And also they were given each a gemstone worth 50 gold pieces. Oh, we also leveled up. Leveled up. We finished the first quest. And we gained a level, a surge of power. Freya, what did you gain for your second level?

SPEAKER_09

A couple of things. Um I have danger sense. I've gained an uncanny sense of when things aren't as they should. So I will have advantage on dexterity saving frues unless I'm incapacitated. And so excited. Um reckless attack. So I can on my first attack roll of a turn, I can decide to attack recklessly to give myself advantage. Um the only downside to that is that attack rolls against me have advantage in return. Um, but I d I don't care. I do have I've well I've had my I've had the ability to rage since level one. Um it just has not come up, so I can use that as a bonus action. Um, and that will give me resistance to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage. Um, and also do a little bit of extra damage with my axe while I'm raging. Nice.

SPEAKER_17

Beautiful. Dorian, what have you gained?

SPEAKER_10

So I realized during that goblin fight that oh my gosh, I think I know this language. So I can now speak goblin and gnomish.

SPEAKER_22

Language learning in DD is so wild. You wake up one day. You know I know this now. Because I killed six skeletons, I think I know three more languages.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. Yeah. So I now speak goblin and gnomish, and I have proficiency in survival. Um, and then I chose my fighting style, which is archery, so I get a plus two bonus to the attack rolls I make with my ranged weapon. I love that. Um, and then for my spells, I took Zephyr Strike, so I can give myself um advantage on um an attack, and it deals an extra 1d8 force damage on a hit. And then my walking speed increases by 30 feet until the end of that turn.

SPEAKER_18

Okay, awesome.

SPEAKER_09

That's Dorian. Thank you for the um direct and intense eye contact when you said that. I really enjoyed that. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_22

And Mr. Talwick. Uh Bren became a wizard finally. Uh so he is now Artificer One, Wizard One at level two, uh, which gives him access to a lot of spells. He's been working on his spell book for a while. Um, but the past two weeks, or however many weeks he's been here, about two, um, or ten days, I guess. Uh he's been working on wizardry, and it kind of finally clicked when he really went on his venture uh and came back successful. Um so now he has his spell book with Mind Sliver, Light Friends as his cantrips. And then six level one spells absorb elements, find familiar, magic missile, detect magic, sleep, and comprehend languages. Um a couple of those being what's that?

SPEAKER_21

Fox.

SPEAKER_22

A couple of those being ritual spells, uh, and I now have ritual adept, which means that I can cast any spell as a ritual, even if it's not prepared. Um Ark in Recovery, once prolonged rest. I can do a short rest and get a spell fly back. That's awesome. Okay. Out in the wilderness. Um not to pick favorites. I don't mean to do that, but Bren is feeling very inspired. Ooh. As I am sorry. You two, you've been in the wilderness of quite a few times.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_22

And all that travel and stuff for Bren. This was a first-time thing.

SPEAKER_10

No, it's because he's your favorite.

SPEAKER_22

Suggesting the rope trick for, you know, keeping everybody together. That was very smart. Otherwise, things could have gone very badly. And avoiding combat. Bren is an inspired adventurer. Thanks.

SPEAKER_10

I'm really sorry if I forgot my voice from last week. Go on.

SPEAKER_22

Uh it is the morning now. Uh Bren, perhaps you are a little tired from hovering over your spell books at night. Yeah, a little tired from you hear banging on your floor and the voice of Ramses.

SPEAKER_16

Get out of here. Shit. Sorry. Um, I'll be right down.

SPEAKER_22

Uh I throw on my clothes. Uh I tuck my spellbook away under my bed and run out the door. Uh I close the door and I come back and I uh grab my goggles that I forgot. Soup can get in your eyes sometimes. So I throw my goggles on, and then I uh run downstairs. It's nearly eight o'clock. What are you doing? You look tired.

SPEAKER_02

Uh it was a long trip, and well, you know how I've been wanting to study the arcane? Something finally clicked for me when we got back. Uh I think putting putting magic into practice that isn't just super made something click for me. Getting out there, I mean, though we didn't fight much or use too much magic, it was you seem like a huge sigh of relief.

SPEAKER_21

Yeah, totally unscathed. Oh, that's good. That's good.

SPEAKER_22

Glad you want me to get back in one piece. I'm sorry I overslept. It was No, it's all right. I I get it. It was a long day. Uh we're just having a rush coming. It's it's the weekend. I'll get right on those eggs, I guess. No more bacon for me. Uh and yeah, so breakfast starts getting made, people start coming in for their meals, for uh talks, meetings, both secret and not secret. Um and you guys, Dorian and Freya, come downstairs. Uh, what would you like to do?

SPEAKER_09

Do we know anything yet about what we're supposed to be doing here?

SPEAKER_10

I think uh I'm just going to relax today. Uh I think uh I think uh Egg Noma did switch his name to EggNum.

SPEAKER_09

Well, he's breakfast. Oh, I like that. Anytime it's like a different thing, then he has a different can't be bacon gnome, not after yesterday. No. No. I mean, we said we liked it burnt, but that shit was charcoal. Um yeah, anytime there's a new anytime there's a new food, we're gonna give him a new name. Yeah, I think that yeah. Makes sense. Did you really then not get anything else? What was in that? I didn't, right? I didn't get anything new.

SPEAKER_13

I didn't write anything.

SPEAKER_09

No.

SPEAKER_13

Nothing, no.

SPEAKER_10

Nothing. He puts his hands behind his head and kind of crosses his feet at the table.

SPEAKER_09

Are you ever gonna tell me who this like contact is? It gives I mean it's nice that they give us all these jobs, but someone who really likes to be private. And you know who else likes to be very private about it? Me. So no. You're not private about anything. I know everything about you.

SPEAKER_10

That is not true. I have so many secrets. Uh so many secrets.

SPEAKER_09

What what? What's what's what No, you don't. I do! You don't.

SPEAKER_10

I can't tell you, or else it's it's not a secret.

SPEAKER_09

I know one of your secrets. What? You have a bond spot on the back of your mouth.

SPEAKER_10

No, I don't!

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, it's in the middle. No.

SPEAKER_10

It's in the middle right where you can't see. I'm touching it right now, it's gone. He's is there like a mirror anywhere nearby?

SPEAKER_18

No.

SPEAKER_10

He pulls out a pocket mirror. He's like, You're not gonna be able to see the mirror.

SPEAKER_17

And you call me the circle trying to see it.

SPEAKER_10

You know what? It's his dagger. He like takes out his polished dagger and he's like trying to look. You're not gonna take his other dagger and he's trying to look.

SPEAKER_09

You're not gonna see it. It's under like the top layer of your hair. It's like an undercut, but it's just like a tiny little balls. But I saw it when the wind blew the other day.

SPEAKER_10

Maybe it's because of my undercut that I had last year.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, that was a bad look. You shouldn't have done that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

I thought I looked handsome. I tried to dog you out of it, but you didn't listen to me.

SPEAKER_22

Wren brings you your breakfast. Companions!

SPEAKER_16

Hello. Wow. Uh I've got eggs.

SPEAKER_10

Delicious. Nice. What kind of eggs are these?

SPEAKER_16

Hen?

SPEAKER_10

Yeti eggs.

SPEAKER_22

Bro. Um I don't think I don't think they lay eggs. If you okay, make a history check. If you fail this history check, you fully believe yetis lay eggs.

SPEAKER_21

What is your role? You fully believe Yetis lay eggs.

SPEAKER_09

That's correct. Dorian, that's um That's just straight up incorrect. No, see it happen.

SPEAKER_16

I choose to believe that you don't really believe that. I don't. Any plans for uh for more adventures?

SPEAKER_22

Oh the inn starts flooding with people. They all come in and they sit down whispering to each other. Uh some lean in close at the tables, their hoods still up from the falling snow. Uh make a perception check for me.

SPEAKER_10

Perception. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_22

As the breakfast rush comes in.

SPEAKER_07

Nine. Fourteen.

SPEAKER_22

Fourteen. Okay. Four. Freya, you overhear some words.

SPEAKER_03

Targos. Thieves thieves and targos? No. Bremen. There's a monster. Lake. Crew missing. Trouble in mine. Trouble in the mine. In terminaline. Terminate, yes, terminate.

SPEAKER_09

What was what was the last word you said?

SPEAKER_22

Termalane. You know where you're from. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

I couldn't understand him. I just straight up couldn't hear.

SPEAKER_22

So you heard Targos, Thieves in Targos, uh Bremen, which is another town. Monster. Lake. You heard trouble in the mine. And then the word turmalane, which is your hometown.

SPEAKER_11

I think I may have found.

SPEAKER_22

Did you not also oh I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_11

Oh.

SPEAKER_22

Did you not also say crew missing? Oh yes, I'm sorry. In the in in the Bremen, got it monster, lake, people missing, fishermen missing.

SPEAKER_09

I think I may have just overheard a possible little adventure for us. Egg Gnome, give me one second.

SPEAKER_22

And these are coming from like kind of one person's talking one rumor, one person's talking another. News travels very fast within 10 towns.

SPEAKER_09

Okay.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. Speaking of being in the egg gnome, I should probably get back to work. It's been pretty busy.

SPEAKER_09

If I find out anything more interesting, I'll come and grab you from the back. Um Hey yo.

SPEAKER_10

Everything that He doesn't say that.

SPEAKER_09

Everything that I've So everything that I've heard, is that when you say it's coming from everywhere, is that like these are separate rumors that I'm overhearing all at the same time, or is it all the same thing, just multiple groups are talking about it?

SPEAKER_22

Uh so it's kind of it's kind of the So they're different conversations happening within the inn. Uh so one group is talking, you hear Bremen this, Bremen that, one person, trouble in the mind, turmalane, another group of people, uh thieves and targos. Um and yeah.

SPEAKER_10

So it's kind of like a pick your battle situation.

SPEAKER_22

Could be. Um pick your battle.

SPEAKER_09

Freya has little to no, like she knows that like social cues exist, but she doesn't give a fuck. Um so she's gonna say that to Bren, let him go back to work. Dorian, I'll be right back. And she's gonna stand up and just start going around to all of the groups and be like, what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_22

Okay.

SPEAKER_09

Do you need help? It sounds like you need help.

SPEAKER_22

Who would you like to go to first?

SPEAKER_09

Um, whichever of the tables is closest.

SPEAKER_22

Okay. Uh uh good morning. Hi. They kind of look a little like a little intimidated by you. Uh uh what can I do for you?

SPEAKER_09

Oh, I just overheard um some choice words here. I uh bit of a looking for some odd job. Seems like you may have or know of some trouble needs to be taken care of.

SPEAKER_18

You uh for hire.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17

I'm not sure that necessarily we could pay, but I know where I know where somewhere we could lead you.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, well I'm here for any information that you can give.

SPEAKER_18

Well, the town not too far from here, Targo's somebody saying there is a a petty thief stealing cutlery and plates, silver spoons.

SPEAKER_00

Uh some people claim that it's stolen a chicken or two.

SPEAKER_09

And are we sure this isn't somebody just like planning for a dinner party?

SPEAKER_18

That's what we've heard.

SPEAKER_15

Okay.

SPEAKER_22

I've also heard he leans in close, looks around.

SPEAKER_20

Taugus isn't too far from here.

SPEAKER_03

And it's a stopping point on the way to uh Termalane. Are you familiar with Turmalane?

SPEAKER_11

Yes, I'm from there.

SPEAKER_03

You're from there? So you know the mine, the gem mine. Yes.

SPEAKER_20

There's trouble in that mine.

SPEAKER_11

Hmm.

SPEAKER_20

I don't know what kind of trouble, but it's soon to be closed.

SPEAKER_15

Closed.

SPEAKER_00

Mm-hmm. That's what we've heard.

SPEAKER_09

Interesting. Uh yes, I Okay.

SPEAKER_12

Being that you're from there, could be worth looking into.

SPEAKER_09

Yes, especially with the with the mine being involved, that's not great. Well, thank you. That was very helpful.

SPEAKER_12

Of course. Thank you. I hope it goes well if you decide to take on this job.

SPEAKER_10

Above table, just character development wise. How much is has Freya been involved with the Forge?

SPEAKER_22

Um What's the Forge? Dorian's parents.

SPEAKER_10

Dorian's family owns the forge in Twitter Lane.

SPEAKER_09

Um she knows about it because you know she's been living with you guys for however long. Um I'm sure she's probably helped out in the mines themselves, probably like breaking down shit and plugging it back up. So it's definitely something that when she heard it be mentioned, she was like, oh fuck. So has locked that away, knowing that she has to tell you about that when she circles back for sure.

SPEAKER_22

Uh so yeah, Freya, you know, well, you've heard this at least the rumor that there's a thief or two in Targos.

SPEAKER_09

Okay.

SPEAKER_22

Uh there's trouble in the mine from your hometown.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I want to circle to where I'm hearing more about this, like the lake and the crew missing. Mm-hmm. Or the crew no, crew missing is from the mines.

SPEAKER_22

No, it's from the yeah. Fishermen and the fishermen. Uh Fishermen. Yeah. So you know that Bremen, uh, you and Dorian would know that Bremen is uh mostly known for their fishing. It is by a huge lake. The rest of the towns kind of rely on Bremen for their supply of knucklehead trout and other fish, but mostly knucklehead trout. How would you like to approach the table?

SPEAKER_09

Who's at the table?

SPEAKER_22

Uh it is a young man. Uh looks to be about as old as uh Bren there. And then two other stress two other men a little bit older. They seem to work together. Uh yeah, they seem to work together and just are having breakfast before they go about their day to do their do their duty.

SPEAKER_09

Do what kind of work do they look like? They do like are they like like huh?

SPEAKER_22

Uh the two men are. The boy is not quite. He's a little sinewy.

SPEAKER_09

Okay. Um No, go ahead.

SPEAKER_22

What are we gonna do?

SPEAKER_09

Um She's gonna go up behind the sinewy boy and just like ru Like friendly, not scary.

SPEAKER_22

A sinewy boy.

SPEAKER_09

No, what the boy's sinewy. Like just good. Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_16

Oh hi.

SPEAKER_09

Um sorry, I I'm not great at introducing myself.

SPEAKER_16

That's okay.

SPEAKER_09

I overheard some there's some trouble with the missing group of fishermen, something like that. I'm wondering if maybe I can help.

SPEAKER_18

Oh, uh yeah.

SPEAKER_22

He kind of turns to the uh to the two uh two uh veteran blue-collar men.

SPEAKER_20

Uh they look a little rough, and he says, I have heard some I've heard some fishermen have gone missing, or rather they're probably dead. Out on the br out on the lake there in Bremen.

SPEAKER_09

Do you know anything about what might have happened to them?

SPEAKER_17

Well, some say there is a bite mark on one of the boats. That's all I heard though. I doubt there's any kind of monsters in that lake that are attacking fishermen. We haven't had that happen in since forever. They just they stay deep down, but something something came to the surface. I don't know.

SPEAKER_09

Okay. Um little bite mark or big bite mark?

SPEAKER_17

Just a bite mark, that's all. Yeah, that's all we heard. You know how it happens a whisper down the lane.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17

And you look like you're capable.

SPEAKER_09

I'd say so, yeah.

SPEAKER_20

You fought masters before?

SPEAKER_15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_22

Nice.

SPEAKER_15

Thank you.

SPEAKER_22

And the the boy you don't see because you're standing behind the boy, but he kind of like he's sitting really stiff and he kind of blushes a little bit.

SPEAKER_09

Uh you'll get there. And she'll like pat his shoulder.

SPEAKER_22

I I hope so. What's your oh, she's walking away.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, sorry. I I get used to just kind of um exiting conversations without ending them.

SPEAKER_21

He was he was ready to be like, what's your name?

SPEAKER_14

Uh can we go out for a bite?

SPEAKER_21

And she's uh she's walking away.

SPEAKER_09

She's herself. Oh, okay. She'll come back. Uh Freya.

SPEAKER_20

Jack.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Nice to meet you.

SPEAKER_20

Nice to meet you, Freya. Well, we're we gotta go to work now.

SPEAKER_09

Oh.

SPEAKER_20

Yep.

SPEAKER_22

Laying brick, repairing an old home.

SPEAKER_09

Hey, any work is good work.

SPEAKER_22

Yeah. So he gestures to his hands. I'm not quite used to it yet. They're still like really blistered, like scratched up.

SPEAKER_09

You'll build your calluses and she'll show her hand.

SPEAKER_22

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_09

Uh the more you work with them, it the easier it gets.

SPEAKER_22

The men show their hands. Nice. No skin, pure, just full callus. You'll get there, little lady.

SPEAKER_09

No, yeah, no skin. No skin, all callus. She'll see that and go like, hmm. I hope not. But I appreciate the confidence. Thank you.

SPEAKER_18

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_09

But have a nice day at work. It is nice meeting you, Jack. The other two, uh names.

SPEAKER_00

Um I'm Borg. And this is Gorb.

SPEAKER_09

Brothers.

SPEAKER_00

Yep.

SPEAKER_09

Figured.

unknown

Nice.

SPEAKER_09

Gorb.

SPEAKER_17

And Jack. Yeah, he's our newest recruit.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, okay. Hey, take it. Take it easy on him, all right?

SPEAKER_12

Maybe.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, she'll go back to the table. Do that. Scrawny man want. Oh, he was nice.

SPEAKER_10

Okay. What? Small. Yeah. He's very subtly flexing a little bit just because he's trying to prove it to him. Who are you doing that for?

SPEAKER_09

Because it's certainly not for me.

SPEAKER_10

Not doing anything.

SPEAKER_09

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_10

He's trying to prove to himself. He probably grew up really skinny. So this is like.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. Flashbacks. You didn't look like that. Even back then you were still a little more, you know.

SPEAKER_10

Skinny muscles.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. But listen, I um heard a little bit more walking around. Um, we might have to, we might have to go home.

SPEAKER_10

Home?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. Why home? Um I wasn't able to get a lot of specifics, but apparently there's some trouble in the mine to the point where it might be closed soon, which means nothing good.

SPEAKER_10

Gotta fuck with the supply lines.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. And they didn't they didn't give names or anything, so I don't know if like something happened where people were hurt or anything like that. But if they're saying that the mine may be closed, that's not great for us. Haven't heard anything from mom or dad.

SPEAKER_10

No, not in a while. But what the mines would have closed. It's not necessarily recently if something bad would have happened, we probably would have heard from Veldrin, but Veldrin's the brother.

SPEAKER_09

He's the only name brother I have. Yeah, so if we haven't heard from him, then it's probably nothing too too bad, but it's still weird that they're saying it might close. Yeah, we gotta. So we gotta go home. There's also um a couple of fishermen that might have gotten eaten in the middle of a lake and some um and stuff uh some guy stealing dinner supplies. So okay. I don't know. I think probably home. I mean, yeah, the other two things are like on the way, but I think we should probably go home first. I mean, you can stop flexing.

SPEAKER_10

I did. It's just stuck like that now. I'm Charlie Horsing.

SPEAKER_09

That was Leo's Your Bionic arm is Charlie Horsing. Yeah, I don't think that's possible. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

Hey.

SPEAKER_09

I met these brothers with the craziest names. Oh. I've already forgotten them.

SPEAKER_01

Borg and Borg org and Gorb.

SPEAKER_09

Borg and Gorg. You see the two big ones over there with this granny kid? They look like a Borg and a Gorb, right? Yeah. What was his name? Their hand Jack. Their hands? No skin.

SPEAKER_10

Oh my god, it's like mine. Sorry. I pulled up my bionic hand.

SPEAKER_09

Um skin, just callous.

SPEAKER_21

Just just just my legs are mostly scars.

SPEAKER_10

And what do they do for a living? Because I will not be doing that. Uh they lay brick.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, no. Similar to what don't you basically do that in the woods with your survival huts? No. Is that not the same? You play with mud. It's the same thing.

SPEAKER_10

It's mud. It's mud. I build up mud. It's bushcraft.

SPEAKER_09

You put mud and then you stack things on top of each other. That's the same thing. That's not a brick. It's the same general idea. No. You're using the mud to make the bulbs.

SPEAKER_08

Brick is rough. Mud is smooth. What is there to not get?

SPEAKER_09

But if we want to- He starts stabbing his eggs. And she like as they were yelling at each other, frost started to extend down her face and she like calms herself down.

SPEAKER_11

She's like, if we want to travel back home, we need to grab Egg Boy.

SPEAKER_10

I was just going to say. Dorian's taking like a deep breath. His hands are in fists.

SPEAKER_05

They're both heavy breathing, seething looking at each other. But trying to still be civil because Ramses will get mad.

SPEAKER_10

I really don't want Mop Duty again. Yeah. He's not looking at you. Alright. I think Ramses will give Egg Boy a couple of days off. Probably if we ask nicely.

SPEAKER_09

Ramses?

SPEAKER_17

Dorian! What do you need?

SPEAKER_10

So uh there's trouble back where we're from, and uh it looks like we may need some help, and we're wondering if we can borrow uh your gnome.

SPEAKER_12

Bren.

SPEAKER_10

Yes, Bren.

SPEAKER_12

Learn his name, Dorian.

SPEAKER_09

We know his name, but isn't it? We at least we didn't cover it.

SPEAKER_12

Alright, alright. As long as you put soup or egg in front of it, I'll accept it. Okay.

SPEAKER_18

Uh burnt bacon milk. Uh sure, sure. Ah, a few days. Ugh. I might have to gather some more help.

SPEAKER_10

But uh I can what if I brought you um a sword from home? A what? A sword. I can afford you a sword. I have no need for a supernome.

SPEAKER_18

I have no need for swords.

SPEAKER_09

I need hands. You can sell it. There may be someone. And she'll point at Jack. He doesn't seem like the bricklaying type. Maybe he'd be better off here.

SPEAKER_18

Oh, that's Jack. No, he's the apprentice.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, he's supposed to be there? Yes. He seems terrified to be there.

SPEAKER_20

He's uh yeah, they come in here about every morning and looks a little scrawny. He'll get there.

SPEAKER_10

That's what I said. Yeah.

SPEAKER_20

Yes, he'll get there. Um I'll look around.

SPEAKER_22

Don't you worry about me. I can handle it. Um he kind of looks thoughtfully to himself and smiles.

SPEAKER_18

I think he would really like to go with you guys.

SPEAKER_09

He started the day by coming up to us and saying hello, companions. Oh, my heart. He's a little endearing, isn't he? It was really nice.

SPEAKER_12

He's a very he's a very good boy.

SPEAKER_19

Yes.

SPEAKER_20

I would really like to get him out of here. I know he doesn't want to be stuck in a kitchen.

SPEAKER_10

He has some uh powerful charisma that we can use on the road.

SPEAKER_18

See, good, good.

SPEAKER_10

Well stopped a bunch of goblins. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

We avoided the fight completely because he sold them on a sex music box. Yeah. Don't don't tell the dwarves that.

SPEAKER_17

I uh I do not know what to say.

SPEAKER_09

Uh I don't know what to say either. I was standing right next to him. I almost blew our cover. But he's useful.

SPEAKER_12

So that he is. That he is. Well, uh thank you.

SPEAKER_20

Uh I will let him know that you're waiting for him. Yes?

SPEAKER_10

Nice. Excellent. Kind of look in the kitchen window and I wave a little.

SPEAKER_22

Uh I'm you you look in and I'm standing on uh like two steps that I built so that I could reach the the counter. Uh and I'm just uh perk up and kind of wave. Um and I you can't hear me, but I you can see me mouth more eggs and I point down.

SPEAKER_10

I go, why not? And then I say, like I uh fan you over.

SPEAKER_22

I grab two more uh plates of eggs and I and I run out. Uh where do you want them?

SPEAKER_10

Well, we would like you to come on an adventure with us and the eggs in front of us.

SPEAKER_17

All right. That was so weird. I'd like you to come on an adventure in front of us.

SPEAKER_16

Um great. Uh Ramdes. I'm assuming you're over here either disapproving or approving this extended leave of absence.

SPEAKER_22

Uh he walks out. Oh, I thought he was right there. Oh, sorry, yeah. He yeah, he is right there with you. He came out and he puts his hand out. Give me your apron.

SPEAKER_09

This feels like we're gonna chef it feels like we're watching him get fired, even though I know he's coming with us for a good time.

SPEAKER_22

He's smiling when he's while he's saying this. I know, but it just is. I kind of smile too, and I'm like, alright. Here you go. It's time for your next adventure.

SPEAKER_09

I'm gonna elbow Dorian. Clap.

SPEAKER_02

No need, no need. It's kind of sad. Uh I'm happy to be going on the road. This is what I've always dreamt of, but uh Ramses, you've been so good to me, giving me a place to stay and a place to work. I appreciate it.

SPEAKER_18

Of course, of course. You will always have a room here open. Wow.

SPEAKER_02

Thanks. It's good because I made a little bit of a mess last night.

SPEAKER_22

Papers everywhere. Well, you best go gather them now. See, they look like they're ready to leave. We're going now.

SPEAKER_09

If you can get your papers sorted, yeah.

SPEAKER_22

Sure. Uh and I take one of the plates of eggs and I start like uh spooning it into my mouth as I run upstairs to grab my.

SPEAKER_09

Okay. If he dies on the stairs, it's his own fault, right? Of course.

SPEAKER_22

He looks down at Ramsus, looks down at Torian and Freya. Thank you for taking him along.

SPEAKER_00

Really?

SPEAKER_10

You seem to like him.

SPEAKER_18

He he needs to get out. His talents are going to be very useful elsewhere. I can feel it.

SPEAKER_10

I'm afraid Freya and I will kill each other on the road if we don't have a third party, so.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_18

You've come close to that of quite a few times when it's just the two of you, so yes, I think that's you know, apart from the charisma thing, um, he also has some good out-of-the-box ideas too.

SPEAKER_09

We would have gotten fully lost in a blizzard had he not thought to tie us all together.

SPEAKER_18

So he does have a beautiful mind, doesn't he?

SPEAKER_08

Great film.

SPEAKER_12

But you two.

SPEAKER_08

What's a film? I don't know.

SPEAKER_12

You two. And he looks a little more serious now.

SPEAKER_18

Protect each other, protect yourselves, and protect Bren.

SPEAKER_12

He's not as strong as you two are. Sometimes can't fend for himself right now. And he needs your bow and your steel. So please. Make sure you all come back in one piece the next time you visit.

SPEAKER_15

We will.

SPEAKER_09

Well, two pieces. Sorry.

SPEAKER_17

It's getting old, Freya.

SPEAKER_09

I still think it's funny. I'm doing it for me and no one else. It's always funny. It's a little funny.

SPEAKER_22

Alright. It's my own fault. You uh head out of the inn. And it is a two-hour trek to Targos.

SPEAKER_07

Targos.

SPEAKER_22

Is there anything you'd like to discuss as you travel?

SPEAKER_09

Um Brent, you looked a little tired earlier. Did you sleep much after the goblin thing?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I uh I slept as much as I could. I was kind of enraptured in my work.

SPEAKER_16

Um But I'll be fine.

SPEAKER_15

Making more box things?

SPEAKER_16

No, I haven't decided what I want to make today.

SPEAKER_02

Um I hope that Goblin used the two that I gave him. Uh oh, speaking of that.

SPEAKER_16

Uh yours doesn't work anymore.

SPEAKER_10

Oh. What will happen if I try and use it?

SPEAKER_16

It'll just kind of crumble. Um anyway, uh yeah.

SPEAKER_10

After eight hours they just kind of I dig in my pocket and just pull out just scrap metal.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, uh very useful, but not long lasting. Do you want this back? I I guess I can take some spare parts, yeah, sure. Uh but yeah, I haven't decided what I want to do today. I usually like to see what we're gonna be up against.

SPEAKER_02

Uh speaking of, what are we doing today?

SPEAKER_09

Uh going home. Yeah. You're gonna see where we're from. Um but on the way there were some like smaller things. Like, I'm still confused. I don't know why it's a pro well, I know why it's a problem. Stealing is wrong, or so I've been told.

SPEAKER_16

But it is.

SPEAKER_09

It is Yeah, there's some guy like stealing cutlery and plates and apparently a chicken. They didn't specify if it was a live chicken or cooked either way. I said, are they just like planning for dinner? Nobody thought it was funny. Um and then in another place, some fishermen went missing. They think they're probably dead. Something big well, no, something took a bite out of their boat um and they've been missing since. But the main thing is where we're from. Um, there is a gem mine um that our parents work out of with their forge, and something happened, they didn't specify what, but something happened um that it may close, which is never good. So we're kind of going to investigate that.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, I would assume that the gem mine of Tourmaline is probably one of its biggest financial assets.

SPEAKER_02

I I can't imagine the economy sustaining without it.

SPEAKER_09

So we just need to go and you know, so we're stopping in Targos first.

SPEAKER_02

Take care of that chicken thief?

SPEAKER_09

I feel like it'll be fairly quick and easy, yeah. It could just be some random kid. Yeah. Well and I am really curious to know if it's a live chicken or not. I think it's I don't know. I don't know which would be funnier.

SPEAKER_16

Does sound a bit strange. Uh what's our reward for these quests?

SPEAKER_10

Um, well my family won't have to go back to the Underdark if uh the Termaline one is of course the um doing of it is the reward in itself.

SPEAKER_09

But as far as the chicken one, I was told that the people who told me about it couldn't pay me, but somebody probably could, and I was like, that's fine, whatever.

SPEAKER_16

And then not sure what the going rate for a chicken is nowadays.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I couldn't think of that either. Um and then the fishing one also didn't have a price attached, but a young brick apprentice in Brynchander may have a thing for me, so that's something.

SPEAKER_02

Interesting.

SPEAKER_10

Well she could break him in half just by looking at him.

SPEAKER_02

I think this thief did uh she kinda did.

SPEAKER_16

Thief thing sounds pretty easy if they're just stealing knives and so I guess we shouldn't prepare for a fight, maybe go into this like we did with the goblins and and communication first before violence.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. Never really considered that before running into you, Bren, so this is uh quite the it's difficult. A learning experience.

SPEAKER_10

Yes, that's the word I was looking for. Learning experience. She doesn't learn very often. Stunted growth and all.

SPEAKER_16

Right.

SPEAKER_09

We are nearly the same height. No. How tall are you? Six feet tall. You have a few inches on me, whatever. Of course I'm a man. Three-fourths of one.

SPEAKER_22

When you say you're tall because you're a man, Brennan just kind of like looks down.

SPEAKER_05

We're too tall and a short again.

SPEAKER_10

Um You're you're tall for your I'm shorter than I was for a gnome.

SPEAKER_16

A bit, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Um fascinated.

SPEAKER_22

I'm taller than my father and my mother. Most of my gnomish friends, yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Nice.

SPEAKER_22

I wouldn't say I'm the tallest I've ever met, though.

SPEAKER_10

Interesting. I'm like medium height.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. I haven't really now that I think of it, you you might be the first drow I've ever met.

SPEAKER_10

I give that a lot. Probably a good thing.

SPEAKER_16

Good thing for you or for me?

SPEAKER_10

For you. A lot of us aren't as uh friendly as I am.

SPEAKER_02

So I've heard.

SPEAKER_10

Well, you're about to meet a whole slew of them, so.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, right, when we go to your home.

SPEAKER_10

Yes, big family.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Are they gonna make fun of my height as well?

SPEAKER_10

No. Also, I'm sorry, I was not making fun of you. I was stating, you know, I'm a man, so I'm taller than the woman.

SPEAKER_02

It's alright, I've heard it. I heard heard jokes all my life. Don't worry about it. Uh alright, well, it should be a quick and easy journey to Targos. Uh My first time there.

SPEAKER_09

Did we ever take jobs there?

SPEAKER_22

I'm sure. You guys have passed through once or twice.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I've never really stayed long, so it looks like we won't be staying long again, hopefully.

SPEAKER_16

I've only ever been in Brynchander here.

SPEAKER_09

Oh.

SPEAKER_16

And the wilderness.

SPEAKER_02

And that didn't go so well for me.

SPEAKER_16

Anyway, let's go.

SPEAKER_10

Deep end. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Dossi in the deep end. Did you learn to swim?

SPEAKER_02

Uh, I was rescued by two fishermen.

SPEAKER_10

Oh. I guess we don't know much about you, Bren.

SPEAKER_09

No, other than soup and music boxes. And eggs.

SPEAKER_02

You know that I worked at a shop, my father's shop.

SPEAKER_10

Yes. Potions.

SPEAKER_02

Potions, yes. That's where I learned artifice. Um, I know how to work with tools just because I'm a gnome, really. Uh, but uh fixing up things around the shop and and um I got my charm through speaking with customers, being a salesperson, and uh eventually when I got old enough, I started going on trade routes with small caravans and selling the potions that we would make at the shop.

SPEAKER_16

It's just a few of us.

SPEAKER_02

But uh we decided uh maybe we should expand. We should We're from Neverwinter, so we were sending a lot of our stuff south. We decided maybe we should start sending our stuff north as well. That uh the whole Aurel, the Frost Maiden, Everlasting Night thing didn't make its way down to us.

SPEAKER_16

So we didn't know what we were walking into. Big blizzard, much like the one that we walked through the other day. Yesterday, I mean, came. The horses didn't survive. Uh, my friends didn't survive. I think I got a knock on the head. Don't really remember much of it. I just remember waking up next to Fisherman. They brought me to Brinschander, and uh, Ramses took me in.

SPEAKER_02

I just want to get back to my dad, but I don't see any other way to do that than to get enough money adventuring. I'm not gonna make enough money as a cook. Certainly don't have anything to trade. Can't make any potions because all of my equipment broke. So I'm glad I found the two of you.

SPEAKER_10

Well, I'm oh my god, Bren. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_09

It's alright. You survived for a reason. Sometimes people are spared, and it's for a greater purpose, and we just don't know what that is yet.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. Well, I think my purpose is just to stay alive and to keep my friends alive.

SPEAKER_10

Sometimes that's all you can do. I think we have a very similar purpose, so. We'll get you that money. We'll keep adventuring together until you can go see your father again. To noble cause.

SPEAKER_02

Well, money's the one thing, but I don't know. Escaping through this winter is gonna be tough even with money.

SPEAKER_10

Well, you got two uh companions here. Mm-hmm. Help you through it.

SPEAKER_02

I've been honestly, I've been binding my time. I tried to find a quest myself so I could bring the two of you into it. I've been obviously making you soup for some ten days, but obviously I don't look like a hero. If I came to you and said, hey, can I join you?

SPEAKER_10

What is a hero supposed to look like?

SPEAKER_02

Well, the two of you. I don't mind playing second fiddle.

SPEAKER_09

Well, I don't think we necessarily want you to do that. But it is flattering to know that we were scouted. Kind of. But we like, well, we told Ramses when we were kind of making our case to uh let him let you come with us. You're just as useful in different ways. So we all have a role to play in this.

SPEAKER_02

I shouldn't I was able to because we didn't get into a fight, but I've never been in a fight before, so we'll see what happens then.

SPEAKER_09

You might surprise yourself. The first time I was in a fight, I didn't know that I could fight.

SPEAKER_02

I'm just trying to help the two of you. That's that's all I'm here to do. And if I can make money by doing that and keep the two of you alive, that's all I really care about.

SPEAKER_10

Dorian puts a hand on your shoulder and squeezes it a little bit.

SPEAKER_02

Thanks for leading us through this snow. You I couldn't have done this myself.

SPEAKER_10

Well, I think that if we didn't have your idea of tying a rope around us, we probably would have all lost each other. So we're learning stuff from each other.

SPEAKER_22

Wish I thought about that the last time.

SPEAKER_10

Maybe we should uh do that now.

SPEAKER_22

Well, I don't think. You're not in traveling in the wilderness. You're traveling through the towns. I don't think the blizzards is gonna be as bad today as it was yesterday, right? We should be almost there.

SPEAKER_13

Bye.

SPEAKER_22

Like Bryn Shander, Targos is encircled by a wooden wall, which helps to protect the town against orcs and other threats from the wilderness. The wall extends out into the lake, creating a safe harbor for the town's boats. But now Aurel's long winter has frozen the water in the harbor, and many of Targos's boats are trapped in the ice. Fishers must drag their smaller vessels across the ice to get to the unfrozen lake beyond the harbor walls. Almost all the towns in Icewindale make their living off of the lakes, but nowhere is that fact more evident than in Targos. The town has always had the biggest fishing fleet and the biggest fishing industry, and everything that goes on here revolves around hauling the knucklehead trout out of Mare Dalden. Mare Dualden. Thank you. I don't have dyslexia. Mare Dualden. Well, it helps that I listen to the audiobooks of Drist.

SPEAKER_11

Sounds like Mare DeWell.

SPEAKER_22

Arl's endless winter makes the work harder, but it gets done nonetheless. The population is about a thousand. Little less than Brunshander. Its friendliness on the snowflake scale is two out of three. Services are three, and comfort is two. So not bad at all. Not a bad place to stop and rest at all, though you don't need resting quite yet. As you're making your way through, a bundled-up figure walks briskly up to you.

SPEAKER_20

Well, Mitt. You seem like you're looking for work or trouble. You wouldn't be standing out around in this cold otherwise.

SPEAKER_10

Heard you had a little thief on your hands.

SPEAKER_20

So you did hear the rumor. Yes. Ah, this is great. I am Daneger Graysteel. I am the speaker of this town. Uh, I am a scholar, and I think that it is not a thief, as you would know, but little elemental spirits known as twingas.

SPEAKER_10

Twingas.

SPEAKER_20

Yes, twingas. They are known to inhabit ten towns and have some ability to alter their natural surroundings. I think I can learn a lot by studying them up close. If you can capture one that's been stealing knives and plates and forks and spoons out of people's homes and bring one to me alive, that would be great. I'll give you twenty five gold pieces each.

SPEAKER_10

Alright.

SPEAKER_03

Do you think you could do that for me?

SPEAKER_09

Probably. Are they like We can. Can you touch them?

SPEAKER_03

Excellent.

SPEAKER_16

Great. Yes, you can touch them.

SPEAKER_09

How do they look like that was my question.

SPEAKER_16

I I am a scholar as well. Um well met. Excellent. Well read. Well met and read.

SPEAKER_20

Yes. What's your name? My name is Bren. Bren. Pleasure to meet you. Where whereabouts are you three from?

SPEAKER_10

From uh Termalane. We were uh just uh down there in uh Brynchander. Brinchander business.

SPEAKER_20

Staying in Brinchander. Oh, I see, I see. I hear there's some trouble in uh mine in Turmalane. I don't know the extent of it, but we're heading there right now, actually.

SPEAKER_10

This is we're just passing through right now.

SPEAKER_20

Oh, I see, I see. Well, do you think you could look out for one for me on your travels? It doesn't have to be today, of course, but if it were, that'd be a that'd be that'd be grand. If you happen to see one passing through, let me know. Bring one to me alive. Uh here.

SPEAKER_22

And she pulls out a lantern. Uh this is uh make a arcana or history check. Wow, I'm bad at both of those things.

SPEAKER_08

Twelve.

SPEAKER_22

Um you guys uh actually, Freya, somehow, you know this is a lantern of tracking.

SPEAKER_11

It's a tracking lantern.

SPEAKER_22

A tracking lantern is designed, it burns for about six hours on one pint of oil, shedding bright light in a 30-foot radius and dim light for an additional 30 feet. Uh while the lantern is within 300 feet of any creature of the elemental type, it being uh twingas, it is uh designed to track twingas. Uh the flame turns bright green. The lantern doesn't point the exact location of the creature, though, but you know it is close when it burns green.

SPEAKER_16

Do these chewingas uh do they use invisibility?

SPEAKER_02

I'm not familiar necessarily with them.

SPEAKER_16

Or do are they just small enough to kind of sneak around?

SPEAKER_20

They are very small, yes. They are small enough to sneak around for sure. I don't know if they turn invisible. That would be a great thing to research.

SPEAKER_10

Well, if we uh find some floating knives, I guess we'll we'll know.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

He's funny.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, this is just like a personal thing that I've been wondering since we've been walking. Did it take a live chicken?

SPEAKER_20

A live chicken?

SPEAKER_09

Somebody said that they installed like chickens or something.

SPEAKER_20

No, it was a roast chicken.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, okay. I just decided that's funnier than it being a live, a floating roast chicken. Nice.

SPEAKER_22

Um Brenn doesn't know what the fuck that lantern is, but you do. Are you gonna ask him if we can have it?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_22

Okay.

SPEAKER_09

I was having fun with the chicken thing first. Um so if we're gonna go searching for this for you. Um are you gonna part with the lantern?

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I'm giving it to you to use.

SPEAKER_09

She'll turn and look at Brent. I know he didn't say it, but she'll still turn and give him a look. Like, see?

SPEAKER_02

I didn't do anything.

SPEAKER_09

Must have been the wind. Um Yes, perfect. Thank you.

SPEAKER_20

Uh, whoever wants to carry it. Use you know what this is. Uh go ahead.

SPEAKER_09

Sure. When it turns green, one's close, but it doesn't give a direct uh path sort of a thing.

SPEAKER_02

I think these things really love to steal. Uh th they've stolen knives, spoons, forks, roast chicken. I have heard a couple of people have been missing some cutlery.

SPEAKER_16

So do they tend to only steal things from the kitchen? I don't know.

SPEAKER_20

Okay, so you don't really know much time about them. But I am so interested. This is the first time I have been hearing about rumors of their behavior in Targos.

SPEAKER_22

It hasn't happened in Targos before. I'm getting a little curious about this guy. He said he's a scholar. It's a girl. This girl. Yeah. Uh she said she's a scholar, but she doesn't seem to know much about them. Can I make an insight check to see if they're being 100% with us? Yes. My God. Uh two.

SPEAKER_03

Oh.

SPEAKER_22

She seems to be telling the truth. I mean, she has you can gather from her not knowing a lot that she has maybe just started researching these things because it's been a recent thing that's happening. Oh, it could have been these twingas that I've passed over in one of my books or something.

SPEAKER_02

All right. I guess this is all the information we're gonna get. Um I think we can set up a trap, maybe set that lantern out. And I use Minor Illusion, maybe put a table with chicken and cutlery. Uh maybe we can uh I look to uh Danica.

SPEAKER_22

Oh, that's why I thought it was a woman. I thought you said Danigan. Oh no. Which sounds wonderful. Danagan's a cool name. Uh I look to Danica.

SPEAKER_02

Um would we perhaps be able to use your kitchen to set up a trap? Mmm.

SPEAKER_20

Or dining room. Well, it's been a couple days, and my lantern has not glowed bright green. And I'm assuming you do have food and cutlery in your home. I do, yes. Huh. Alright. Uh and it's if Targos is small, but not too small, if you know what I mean. They seem to travel between towns. Right. And I've so they have come to Targos within the last couple of days, but I've heard rumors of them been hopping to and fro in different towns. Got me interested.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_11

Um maybe once it glows, we do your minor illusion thing and try to lure it even closer.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. Uh I was thinking that we would just set the trap and have the lantern nearby, but if we can't guarantee that one's gonna show up and fall into that trap, then I guess I mean, how how we obviously need to get to uh Termaline.

SPEAKER_02

That's our priority.

SPEAKER_16

So I don't want to spend more time here than we need watching a trap. Maybe we can set one in Termaline if they've been traveling to different towns.

SPEAKER_10

Could just uh walk through everybody's backyards holding the lantern as we make one.

SPEAKER_16

Well, we'll have the lantern anyway, so maybe once it if it starts glowing, then I can set that trap. I think the trap should they should fall into it pretty easily.

SPEAKER_09

And I can um help boost it a little bit. I can create um like the smell of the roast chicken.

SPEAKER_16

Perfect.

SPEAKER_11

A little bit of druidcraft.

SPEAKER_18

Awesome. Druidcraft? You have druidcraft?

SPEAKER_06

What?

SPEAKER_18

Elf?

SPEAKER_06

She's a wood elf.

SPEAKER_02

Nice. Well, Danica, it was nice to meet a feather fellow scholar.

SPEAKER_20

Yes, pleasure to meet you all. Uh yes, if you do happen to capture one, please bring it back to me alive.

SPEAKER_11

Alive.

SPEAKER_22

Certainly, I will try to keep one for myself. If it doesn't slip through your fingers. I must be off. Ah. And she pulls out a second lantern, turns around and starts starts walking, holding it up, frantically looking to see if it glows green.

SPEAKER_09

So I'm not super worried. No. Freya's just repeating to herself, alive. Alive. It has to be alive.

SPEAKER_10

Lonely full attacks, Freya.

SPEAKER_09

Okay. Shall we uh continue through the town? Sure, I guess so. I'll attach this to my like pack or cloak or whatever and let it kind of hang off me.

SPEAKER_02

Um I am going to. While we're going, I'm going to create a hunting trap.

SPEAKER_22

Uh actually, sorry, I didn't forget how many I can do. I can have at once. I think three, you said. Yeah, but this is this is a different thing.

SPEAKER_02

Uh oh yeah, this is three as well. Um I'm gonna create a hunting trap and a net. Okay.

unknown

Nice.

SPEAKER_22

Great. Uh are you guys what would you like to do while you're in Targos? Are you spending some time to kind of circle through the town, or are you just heading straight to uh Termaline to see if something pops up, if it does glow green on your travels or yeah, Dorian's definitely concerned, and his priority is to get to Termalane.

SPEAKER_10

Um yeah.

SPEAKER_22

Yeah, up to you guys. Maybe weave a little bit at least. Okay, but probably not go throughout the whole town. Yeah. As you are weaving, uh the lantern is not light.

SPEAKER_10

Interesting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Well, she did say that they go from town to town and they're pretty small, so they could be anywhere.

SPEAKER_09

Could have moved on. Yeah. She's a little crazy, but I'm kind of also interested. I want to know why they take just like knives and shit. Maybe they're having a dinner party. That's what I said. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Same brain. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Well, if they're so small and tiny, maybe they think these knives are great swords.

SPEAKER_10

They could be wait, that's funny.

SPEAKER_02

Or they could be stocking up for an attack.

SPEAKER_10

You're funny.

SPEAKER_05

And she'll like slap him on the back.

SPEAKER_10

You take that as a joke, Dorian. It's very like, oh gods.

SPEAKER_09

What are you worried about? You have a survival hut in every town.

SPEAKER_10

I don't know. They're uh war.

SPEAKER_02

Uh I was just joking, Dorian.

SPEAKER_10

But it's a possibility, isn't it? Best build a hut here. No, you already have one, remember?

SPEAKER_09

Oh, it's not big enough.

SPEAKER_10

I gotta reinforce it.

SPEAKER_09

With what?

SPEAKER_10

More mud? Yes. Some bone.

SPEAKER_09

Ew.

SPEAKER_04

Some bone.

SPEAKER_09

That's why you're a ranger, because you want bones.

SPEAKER_04

Some bone, some bone, some bone.

SPEAKER_10

I was leading you into that trap, but I forget what the rest of it is.

SPEAKER_09

That's why you build your survival huts because you wanted the bones. I like the bones.

SPEAKER_08

They're helpful.

SPEAKER_22

Okay, you have uh uh four hours, I think. Um to Termalane from it is four hours. Four hours. Okay.

SPEAKER_07

That's actually pretty close. Not too bad.

SPEAKER_22

Well, all of 10 towns is kind of surrounding well, at least this part is just kind of surrounding Merduwalden, which is a big lake. Uh, as you're traveling through Targos and the road to it, uh you see some a couple trappers and hunters kind of crossing paths with you. I'll wave.

SPEAKER_09

Hello.

SPEAKER_16

Are you uh hunters and trappers?

SPEAKER_22

The two of them look at each other. Yes. What does it look like?

SPEAKER_16

Uh we are actually on the hunt for something right now. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02

They're called chewingas. These little tiny thieving elemental things. Have you seen them? Chewingas.

SPEAKER_17

Ah. Yes, uh.

SPEAKER_22

You won't catch them with these. They point to like their nets, their bear traps, bear claw traps. I'm holding it. The net is slung over my shoulder and I'm holding the hunting trap in my hand, and I look at both of them. Sorry, lads. Oh, you might they're very tricksy. Um tricksy. Trixy little triangles.

SPEAKER_10

What's happening?

SPEAKER_02

Uh well, I guess if I don't need these, then I can part with them if you want them. Hmm.

SPEAKER_22

I mean, it's not too much trouble. Strangely enough, they'll only last until I go to sleep. He Well, actually, until I wake up the next morning. He looks kind of down at like just thousand-yard stare, looking back and forth like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_07

I met this fucking freak on the road.

SPEAKER_22

It's artifice. Magic.

SPEAKER_17

Artifice!

SPEAKER_22

Ah, magic.

SPEAKER_17

It's twilight reference.

SPEAKER_22

Yeah, no. No magic here. Oh, okay. And he points to he passes supplies that are slung over his shoulder. Tangible. Last forever. Yes.

SPEAKER_02

I would prefer to have that, but you know. When when I can make these for free, why spend the gold on them? Neither here nor there. Thank you for your help. Uh what would you recommend we catch them with? Hmm.

SPEAKER_17

Well, since it's not since you can't really trap them with nets or nothing. Hmm. Some of these uh kooks and quacks say that uh you just gotta be real careful around them.

SPEAKER_03

Real quiet. I see.

SPEAKER_22

They're tricksy, they're sneaky.

SPEAKER_08

Like pixies.

SPEAKER_22

Do you know if they turn invisible?

SPEAKER_02

Okay, well, uh, I don't want to take up any more of your time. I I I'm sorry for stopping you. Um good. Well well then. Safe travels. You as well.

SPEAKER_10

I can't believe they didn't appreciate your hunting gear. Well made.

SPEAKER_02

It's uh you know, when you're used to things that take time to make and that last for a long time, this is sort of uh honestly uh spitting in the face of of that a little bit. So uh it's I shouldn't have mentioned uh it would have been worse for me to offer uh them and then me wake up and they not have them anymore. He'd be pissed. That little gnome! Um so uh but it's a good help. At least we don't have to use these. We can save them for maybe that fish monster.

SPEAKER_11

Oh yeah, good idea. Fish monster.

SPEAKER_09

I couldn't get any uh information on if it was like something small or something big.

SPEAKER_02

So if it's something, you know, did you say took a bite out of a ship?

SPEAKER_22

My money's on big. Well, it's like a roboat.

SPEAKER_09

It's like a fisherman boat. Yeah, like a boat.

SPEAKER_22

All you heard was there was a bite. Something took a bite of a rowboat.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, maybe it's a cousin of old bitey.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, perfect. Then you can help lure it out. I just hope it's actually laughs at that.

SPEAKER_19

Doran genuinely laughs at that. Was it three more hours? No. One, two, two, two more.

SPEAKER_08

Rolling for encounters?

SPEAKER_22

Uh, so as you're passing by, you see some fellow adventurers and mercenaries. Uh and that's about it on your travels. Nothing too crazy, which is great since you're still within the towns. You're not really in the wilderness. I definitely wave and smile to all of them. If they'll they'll give you a wave back.

SPEAKER_09

I have PTSD from strong. I'm like, what do you mean they're just adventurable?

SPEAKER_16

I'm just trying to make acquaintances.

SPEAKER_09

No, I think that's good.

SPEAKER_22

Can be helpful in a time like this.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, you're definitely a lot more personable than we are.

SPEAKER_22

And you also know that Bren is pretty recognizable.

SPEAKER_10

Bren's recognizable.

SPEAKER_22

As are as is Freya. Freya's recognizable. Doria is in the shadows. Oh, stays unseen.

SPEAKER_09

Uh yeah, I'm pretty bad at being quiet and unseen. So yeah.

SPEAKER_22

Uh okay. As you approach the edge of Tourmaline, I would like everybody to roll a D20 for me. No modifiers.

SPEAKER_13

11.

SPEAKER_22

God. One. I have rolled these lucky feasts. I think my four dice rolls today have been one, three, four, one. Get the soldar dice.

SPEAKER_07

They're blue. They're on theme. They're blue.

SPEAKER_22

What did you get?

SPEAKER_07

11. 13.

SPEAKER_22

Okay. Okay. Um.

SPEAKER_09

What do you mean? Okay.

SPEAKER_22

The lantern is still not glowing. Oh. Uh, as you approach the towards the center of town, there is a boy wrapped in heavy winter clothes uh atop a box, shouting the news of the day as people pass by. Uh, when you approach, you hear the boy crying, The Gemstone Mine is closed because of monsters.

SPEAKER_14

Speaker Matthew is offering 50 gold to anyone who clears it out. The gemstone mine is closed because of monsters.

SPEAKER_09

Um, Freya would approach, I think.

SPEAKER_14

Ah, you! Strong lady, strong lady!

SPEAKER_09

Uh yes, strong lady. I like it.

SPEAKER_17

Oh, strong man? Yes, tall man.

SPEAKER_13

And you the boy laughs.

SPEAKER_22

He hops down from his box and shakes your hands. Uh, he does stand taller than you. Well met. Well met. I'm Darmo.

SPEAKER_07

I'm Darmo.

SPEAKER_16

Are you ticklish, Darmo?

SPEAKER_07

I like him.

SPEAKER_16

What a wild Nobody show him a rock. Uh did you hear the news?

SPEAKER_09

I love him. Um, I couldn't help but not. You're very good at announcing it.

SPEAKER_22

Good. Everyone's ignoring me.

SPEAKER_09

Well, that's why we're here. Good.

SPEAKER_22

I don't want the mind to be closed. Okay, you have to go see Oris Mashew. He's at the blue clam.

SPEAKER_10

Oris maskew at the blue clam.

SPEAKER_22

Oris mas view.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I or are you saying Matthew and you have a speech impediment?

SPEAKER_22

No, I'm not. And he he like punches your thigh. No, I'm saying Oris Mashew.

SPEAKER_10

I'm scared. We should go.

SPEAKER_22

Um go to the blue clam. He knows about it. I'm just louder than him. So he sent me out here to stand on the box and and hope that some I can't.

SPEAKER_02

Well, we'll go see Oris. Uh you keep getting everyone's attention. You seem to be very good at that.

SPEAKER_09

Do you know do you know what kind of monsters did they say?

SPEAKER_22

Uh I think he said those little goblin-like things, chewing. But they're not goblins. Chewingas?

SPEAKER_11

Goblins that aren't goblins.

SPEAKER_22

Uh coal.

SPEAKER_11

Kobolds!

SPEAKER_05

Kobolds, yes!

SPEAKER_16

Interesting. Apparently. I I know kobolds well, actually. Oh. You do?

SPEAKER_02

I'm very interested in dragons. They are these the greatest creatures in our in our existence. They are so cool, aren't they? Kobolds are like their bastard sons.

SPEAKER_16

Like the me version. I go, like the me version.

SPEAKER_02

And he goes bastard sons, and I go, oh!

SPEAKER_09

Sure. I don't how old are you? I don't think you should be saying bastards.

SPEAKER_22

I am nine.

SPEAKER_09

Wait until you say that. Wait until you're ten. Wait until you're ten to start saying bastard. Oh sorry. I didn't start saying bastard.

unknown

It's okay.

SPEAKER_09

I said bastard when I was eight and shall wake at him.

SPEAKER_22

Okay. I won't say that one though. And his eyes grow really wide.

SPEAKER_11

That one.

SPEAKER_22

I mean, anymore. I'll be careful. We'll take care of these cobalt for you. Don't worry. Yay. Okay. You better tell Oris uh as you're walking away to the blue clam.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, as they're walking, she'll turn back and be like, Thank you, Darmo. Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_08

I love him.

SPEAKER_14

The gemstone mine is closed because of monsters. Speaker Masthew. It's over 50 gold. Anyone who can play with it.

SPEAKER_22

We're going to the blue something? Blue clam. Blue clam.

SPEAKER_10

Blue clam slam. Welcome. Welcome.

SPEAKER_09

Welcome to our um welcome to our hometown. The bar is called the blue clam. We've petitioned to change it.

SPEAKER_22

Uh East Haven, which is the inn. I'm not sure what's funny about that.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, you poor sweet boy. Dorian, do you want to take this one?

SPEAKER_10

Uh, maybe later when we sleep.

SPEAKER_09

What a weird way to phrase that. Sure.

SPEAKER_05

During a long breath.

SPEAKER_08

I can't tell you about this until we're sleeping.

SPEAKER_16

It's a very strange way to put that, Dorian.

SPEAKER_08

I can't tell you until we're asleep.

SPEAKER_02

I'm assuming even though you live here, you have not met this Oris.

SPEAKER_09

Um, would we recognize that name? Um he's the speaker.

SPEAKER_22

He is not uh oh, he is the speaker. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, we know uh Horus. I don't know if he knows us. Well, he knows our family. He doesn't know us personally.

SPEAKER_22

Yes, yeah. He would know of the Fanes as uh primary armorer of tourmaline.

SPEAKER_10

He knows our parents. Well, great.

SPEAKER_22

We can use that. Yeah, making iron nails, tools for firing. Look at us everyday things. Uh outside the tavern, you see two bundled-up humanoids talking to one another. When they see you, one waves to you in a friendly manner and then says, You seem entirely too prepared for trouble.

SPEAKER_17

Are you here about the mine?

SPEAKER_22

And it is, in fact, uh, you would recognize Dorian and Freya. It is Oris. Well, I'm I was definitely already waving at them. Oh, okay. Perfect. So I guess uh uh hello. Uh you must be Oris.

SPEAKER_20

That's me. And who might y'all be? Oh, I recognize you. You look like one of the Fane boys.

SPEAKER_10

I am. Yes. And uh, she's one of the Fane girls. You just can't adopted. Adopted.

SPEAKER_20

Ah uh, okay.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_20

Yes, okay.

SPEAKER_09

Saw the question cross the eyes before you even said anything.

SPEAKER_22

And uh, who are you, little man? My name is Bren Talwick. Bren, pleasure to meet you. I am Speaker Oris Matthew. It's very nice to meet you, Mr. Matthew.

SPEAKER_20

Uh, let's go inside. It's a lot warmer in there.

SPEAKER_22

Were you out here waiting for us? I happen to just be out here.

SPEAKER_20

Uh oh, all right.

SPEAKER_22

But yes, come in, come in. Uh so he sits you down, and he explains that a group of kobolds had crept into the mine a few days ago. Uh entering from the surface and forcing the miners to abandon their jobs.

SPEAKER_10

But they're okay.

SPEAKER_17

No one was no one was killed. No, no one was killed. They were just uh too many of them, and uh the miners just they just left. Uh they're just a little too dangerous for old miners to deal with. Uh uh one of the miners went missing down there actually uh a few days before the cobbled show up. Uh so maybe other monsters crawled up from the underdark.

SPEAKER_22

I don't know. You do know, Dorian, that this mine does lead into the underdark.

SPEAKER_07

That's probably all we got here.

SPEAKER_22

Quick question.

SPEAKER_16

I just want to clarify. Yeah. You are speaking of miners with an E, not with an O.

SPEAKER_22

I just ask because you have Darmo out there working for you. Uh Dormo is me boy. Oh, he's your son? He's my boy, yes.

SPEAKER_10

We don't uh have child labor here. He doesn't seem to know his last name very well.

SPEAKER_02

It's just quite strange. Yeah, that's my boy.

SPEAKER_11

Uh fascinating.

SPEAKER_02

Well, he's a very loud and friendly boy, but he is very concerned about this mine. He caught our attention immediately. Good.

SPEAKER_10

Excellent. Give him a raise.

SPEAKER_22

He's raising him as we speak. That's that's my boy.

SPEAKER_20

I don't I won't pay him nothing. Uh you're funny. Thanks. Yes, I I'm thinking that it's possible that miner that disappeared, he possibly fell down the central shaft. Uh some of the walkie's are a little rickety. They need to build back up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Do you have the name of that miner?

SPEAKER_22

No, I don't. Uh he just said uh Jim. Jim Mine. Jim Mine.

SPEAKER_10

Uh I don't get it.

SPEAKER_17

A human miner went missing a few days before the cobalt show up. Uh, probably fell down the central shaft.

SPEAKER_10

Uh wasn't uh my brother, was it? He's not a miner, but he does do business.

SPEAKER_20

But he's not a human, is he?

SPEAKER_10

No.

SPEAKER_22

Ah, okay. Then no. Great. So the miner fell down the central shaft. What does that have to do with the kobolds?

SPEAKER_17

He possibly fell down the central shaft. I don't know, but he disappeared a few days a didn't come back with the rest of the miners once the kobolds did show up. So either they captured him or something, or he fell. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Is there someone we can talk to who knows this man better than you?

SPEAKER_20

I don't know the name of the miner, no.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_22

But uh if you find him, just bring him back. Uh I I one second, please.

SPEAKER_02

Uh I take the two of you to the side real quick. I'm not sure this man fell down the mine. It seems like he might be the one that started this whole cobalt business.

SPEAKER_10

He could have been. Oh. It's very possible.

SPEAKER_02

So we just have to keep an eye out. Especially if nobody really knows him very well.

SPEAKER_10

Hmm. Yeah. Maybe.

SPEAKER_02

Well, uh anyway, uh I turn back to Orris. Uh so, uh, how do you recommend we start?

SPEAKER_17

Go in carefully. Go in carefully and stealthily. I don't know how many are in there or whereabouts they are, probably deep deep in the mine at this point.

SPEAKER_22

Um Everybody can roll an insight for me, please.

SPEAKER_10

Oh yikes.

SPEAKER_22

Thirteen.

SPEAKER_10

Eighteen. Um ten.

SPEAKER_22

Freya, he looks like he is not hiding something, but perhaps leaving something out.

SPEAKER_09

She'll kind of Are they standing or sitting? I forgot.

SPEAKER_22

They're uh you're at a table right now.

SPEAKER_09

She'll kind of like like sit and kind of like roll her shoulders back a little bit to sit up a little straighter. You know. Especially with us being from here, if we're gonna be going down in there to retrieve this man and clear these cobalt out, it would be um beneficial for us to have all of the information at hand, don't you think? And she'll just stare him down.

SPEAKER_20

Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. Uh of course. Uh a couple days ago I had ordered the town militia to clear out the mine. Uh they refused to deal with the problem for they thought it was too much for them. I don't know why. But I don't think they like me as the speaker. I just I don't know. They don't they don't seem to like me, but maybe they didn't do it out of spite, who knows? But I'll try and do what's best for me, town. But I guess I'm not doing uh the best job. But uh, anyways, I best be off much duties to tend to. I'll uh I'll tell my boy to quit yapping in the center of the square.

SPEAKER_17

We got uh some adventurers like ya.

SPEAKER_10

Yes.

SPEAKER_20

Be safe.

SPEAKER_10

Thank you.

SPEAKER_20

And uh come back come back to uh uh blue clam here and report to me that it's done.

SPEAKER_10

Would you mind uh telling our family that we're in town taking care of the mine situation? I am afraid that we're not gonna have time to stop by and let them know.

SPEAKER_20

Uh oh, sure. I can have a courier run by or something if it passes.

SPEAKER_10

That'd be great. Thank you.

SPEAKER_20

Yes, thank you. All right.

SPEAKER_22

And he departs. And you are left to head to the mine, which is about a 30-minute walk.

SPEAKER_09

Um go for it.

SPEAKER_22

Go for it.

SPEAKER_09

As we're walking, she's gonna be thinking about Is it odd that the town militia refuse to do this, or is this something that's kind of like commonplace? Like he asks for something to be done and they refuse. Like, are they like known? Would we know that they're known for refusing work like that?

SPEAKER_22

I was gonna ask if we could speak to somebody in the militia. It's a little odd. Yeah. This is not something that like yeah, it's I mean it's it's odd, but not too odd. Uh you kind of gather that like he said, not a lot of people in power like him too much. They think that he's not doing the greatest job. I think, you know. In your time in Turmaline, maybe somebody could. It'd be great if somebody could replace him as kind of the general word that you have here going about.

SPEAKER_10

But it is a little strange.

SPEAKER_22

Would we be able to find like go to like the central area where the militia is and speak with somebody there? You could.

SPEAKER_17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_22

That's what I would like to do. Find out what they know about it and find out why they refused. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_05

I'm sure I'm sure Freya has like a friend in the militia or something. Somebody who's like tough to be like, hey, the hell's going on.

SPEAKER_22

I forgot to mention Oris Matthew is a half-work veteran.

SPEAKER_01

Ooh. Okay.

SPEAKER_22

I need to give you visual descriptions of these people. Um, okay, yeah. You guys can go to the uh, I guess the barracks of the town. It's closer towards the edge, so you would backtrack a little bit. Yeah. Okay. Blue Clam's not far into town, but the barracks is just towards the entrance. Uh but yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I'll let the two of you take the lead on this, seeing as you probably know some people who work here, or uh can garner more respect out of soldiers than I can, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, Freya surely can. Yeah. And she'll like crack her knuckles and like it flex a little bit.

SPEAKER_09

Um yeah, we'll go in and go up. Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_22

Somebody at the desk, as you open the door, there's like a kind of front desk. And he's he doesn't look up. Sign in.

SPEAKER_09

Do I is this somebody that we na uh like would recognize?

SPEAKER_22

No. It's just uh one of the uh a general of militia.

SPEAKER_11

Uh sure.

SPEAKER_17

Oh, yeah, I got rough hands there. He looks uh whoa whoa whoa he looks down at Brand. Yeah What what do you need? Is is uh somebody somebody hurt Um Most likely not somebody rob ya?

SPEAKER_09

No.

SPEAKER_17

What do you need then?

SPEAKER_09

We're here looking into the mine business.

SPEAKER_17

Yeah. We're run by kobolds.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17

Nasty business.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. Uh me and Dorian are from here, the Forge.

SPEAKER_17

Ah, uh-huh.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. Cool.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. We were just wondering why we spoke briefly with uh Aris.

SPEAKER_22

He kind of rolls his eyes and scoffs. Yeah. And what did he say?

SPEAKER_09

That's kind of why we're here. I was just curious as to why you guys didn't go in there. Is it purely just out of hatred for him, or is there something that we should know before we go in ourselves?

SPEAKER_22

Make a persuasion check.

SPEAKER_09

Can I help?

SPEAKER_10

Can I just look intimidating?

SPEAKER_22

Can I just look intimidating? Um how are you helping?

SPEAKER_10

I'm looking intimidating.

SPEAKER_22

You're intimidating? You can. Okay.

SPEAKER_17

I don't know if we want to intimidate a militia. He is in general. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_10

Well, like I'm for information. I'm not like gonna start a fight, but I want like you are rolling this flat, yes.

SPEAKER_22

Oh god. Fun. What did you get? A natural one.

SPEAKER_17

Jesus. And what business of it of is it of yours to be poking around in the dealings of uh the militia?

SPEAKER_09

This is such a non-issue. Like they could just go into the mine without this information, but this guy, even just getting a little snarky like that, frost starts to cover. And she's like, I don't know why you can't just be fucking helpful.

SPEAKER_16

Hey, uh, hello.

SPEAKER_22

Um, I'm sorry. Uh we've had a long day traveling, and I can say that.

SPEAKER_05

Uh her now ones, or she just gets too mad.

SPEAKER_16

We did we did speak with Oris, and he didn't seem to want us want to give us as much information as we need. So we were just hoping.

SPEAKER_02

We were just hoping that maybe you, since he tried to hire you first, wouldn't know a little bit more, seeing as you did refuse, which is totally okay. Uh we just because we are doing it in your stead, uh I think it would benefit yourselves as well as us to to work together on this.

SPEAKER_22

Did you roll an intimidation?

SPEAKER_10

No. Do you want me to?

SPEAKER_22

If you would like to. If you want to try and intimidate this guy, go right ahead.

SPEAKER_10

Twelve.

SPEAKER_22

He's not faced up.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_22

Uh he kind of gives Dorian like a a squint and raises his eyebrow. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_17

Well, little man, uh again, what business of it of yours? But, Horus. We want him out. He's not good. You want to know the real reason? Yeah. I'll give it to you for some gold. And he winks at you. Oh boy. Um.

SPEAKER_02

Otherwise, be off. Well, I I don't have much gold. That's kind of why we're in this line of work. But um, you know, I I think I see your plan here. You want to make it look like Oris is doing a bad job, the gem mine shuts down, the town struggles, and then somebody else, someone that you like, comes in and fixes the town.

SPEAKER_10

Meanwhile, your economy tanks and a human's dead.

SPEAKER_04

You're a cheeky little fellow, aren't you? Right on the nose, you are.

SPEAKER_22

I think the better thing to do is use this failing of Oris, a man who couldn't even get the militia to do it, so he had to hire outside beginner help to deal with his situation.

SPEAKER_16

And use that and convince the rest of the town who seems to not like him already.

SPEAKER_02

You're a smart enough man to figure out how to get your way, but I don't think that it has to bring the entire economy of the town and even the surrounding regions down with it. Now, if you don't want to share any information with me, that's fine.

SPEAKER_04

I don't need to share anything else. You shared it for me.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_22

So no more information on the kobolds then. I don't know, nothing else. Sorry.

SPEAKER_17

Not much more than Horus. He says his kobolds took over the mine. Drive the miners out. We just gotta go in and clear them out. Don't know how many they're in there. But we didn't do it for the exact reason you said.

SPEAKER_05

Useless.

SPEAKER_16

That's fair.

SPEAKER_05

Frey has been box breathing this whole time.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. She's just in the back. Dorian is so pissed off that the people who are supposed to be the protectors um are not protecting the people because they don't agree with their ruler. And he thinks that this makes them really weak.

SPEAKER_22

Yeah, I I don't like this guy at all either. But I'm all right.

SPEAKER_10

I think if one of the reasons Dorian makes his own survival huts and is an adventurer is because he really does not trust the government and its systems, so he's doing it himself.

SPEAKER_17

Yeah. It's all political, like you said.

SPEAKER_10

It's all bullshit. Let's go.

SPEAKER_12

We're in uh some of us senior officers are in cahoots with the speaker of Targos, yeah. We're trying to throw Auris out of here and elect one of our own intermalane as the new speaker. But you tell anyone, I'll find out. And I'll break that cheeky nose of yours in your face, yeah? Loud and clear.

SPEAKER_22

Good. Now, off with you. Go clear out the cobalt. Best of luck. Best of luck.

SPEAKER_09

She's gonna grip, like full fist grip to like quill whatever the fuck is there, and just drag a line through her name so hard it like rips it's like.

SPEAKER_17

Well, you're ripping the paper now. Yeah, you might have to do your job and get a new book.

SPEAKER_09

Son of a bitch. And she'll like just leave.

SPEAKER_22

Uh as she as Dorian and and and Freya start leaving, Brenn sneaks and runs and goes, so sorry, casts mending on the paper, and then runs back and catches up with them.

SPEAKER_05

Are you fixing the book?

SPEAKER_22

No, I wasn't doing anything. As we leave the barracks, I'm gonna uh as we're kind of walking, presumably to the gem mine, uh, I'm gonna bring the two of you in close and like stop walking for a second.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Um well, this is interesting. We seem to have found ourselves in the middle of a political battle that we didn't really necessarily want to be a part of, but it seems that we may need to make a decision. Um, obviously, it goes without saying we're going to rid this gem mine of its troubles. But after that, I think we need to decide if we're on Horus' side or this militia. I I don't quite like the militiamen.

SPEAKER_11

No.

SPEAKER_16

Um, so I'd I'd prefer to be on Horus' side, which means we should probably tell him that the militia is planning to usurp him with this leader from Targos. I agree.

SPEAKER_22

Not the leader from Targos, but somebody like one of their own intermaling to be the new speaker. But obviously there's connections.

SPEAKER_16

Didn't you say it was somebody from Targos? They're in cahoots.

SPEAKER_22

They're in cahoots with the speaker from Targos.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay. So we need to let I think that after we do this, we let Oris know of the militia's plan to work with Targos and usurp him. Um that way he can figure out maybe get another leader for the militia, and so your hometown doesn't fall into ruin.

SPEAKER_10

I agree. I've never liked the militia here, though. It's always been Yeah, they've always been a bunch of assholes.

SPEAKER_02

It's kind of why we do what we do. Well, great. We'll two kill two birds with one stone.

SPEAKER_16

We'll gain an alliance with the leader of Termalane and oust, well, let's just call it how it is, an asshole from the militia.

SPEAKER_10

I agree. I do hope that there's enough good guys in the militia to stop this.

SPEAKER_09

I'd like to kill him with a stone.

SPEAKER_10

I agree.

SPEAKER_16

Well, that's something that we can worry about after we tell Oris. I just wanted to make sure that we're on the same page.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, absolutely. We tell Horus, and he can figure out the political things from there. Okay.

SPEAKER_22

The entrance to the gem mine is an open tunnel on a hillside. Empty carts are parked near the entrance, next to which a crude wooden sign has been propped up. Written on the sign in charcoal are the words kobolds only.

SPEAKER_10

Of course.

SPEAKER_22

In common. In common.

SPEAKER_10

Wow. Handwriting looks like yours, Freya. She goes to reach for the mechanism on your arm. He hides his arm behind his back.

SPEAKER_22

Um, you guys will be entering from here.

SPEAKER_10

Dorian also, like, he's got a good thing. He has likely never been in this gem mine. And you said it does lead to the underdark. I think that his family has kind of avoided going in here except for his brother. Um, because they are refugees from the underdark. So he's kind of like forbidden from going there. So this is a little new to him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

He's definitely scared. Sure. Um, but he's not gonna show that.

SPEAKER_22

Okay.

SPEAKER_10

But just for context. Okay.

SPEAKER_22

Uh so we are now in the mine. Let's see here. The mine's meandering tunnels have seven foot-high ceilings. Wider areas tend to have higher ceilings, average being like twelve feet tall. Uh, no light sources at all.

SPEAKER_13

Okay.

SPEAKER_22

So if any of you have dark vision, that's awesome.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, I'm a drow.

SPEAKER_22

Yep.

SPEAKER_10

So mine, I think it's 120 feet. Let me double check.

SPEAKER_22

Uh, I have 60 feet of dark vision.

SPEAKER_10

Where the hell do you find that?

SPEAKER_22

Uh, it is in features and traits, species traits.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, I have 60 feet. Um, I have 120 feet.

SPEAKER_02

Wow. I am going to.

SPEAKER_10

I also have dancing lights as a cantrip.

SPEAKER_22

Do any of you have all of you should have torches from your adventuring gear if you started with that?

SPEAKER_09

Uh I I can light it with Rudecraft. If we have torches.

SPEAKER_22

I'm going to light a torch.

SPEAKER_10

Yep. I got it.

SPEAKER_22

And I am going to.

SPEAKER_10

Torch.

SPEAKER_02

Where the fuck cast mage hand.

SPEAKER_16

Veny it you.

SPEAKER_02

And you see a little hand show.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, that was sick as fuck.

SPEAKER_02

Uh and I hand the torch to it, uh, and it starts kind of floating gently ahead of us.

SPEAKER_09

You know what? This magic shit is pretty sick, Bren. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I know we can all see in the dark, but uh I'd really like to be able to see a little better.

SPEAKER_10

What language was that? Um it's just it wasn't gnomish.

SPEAKER_02

No, just arcane speak spells are written in this in this uh language, and um it's taken me a little bit to learn it, uh seeing as a lot of my artificer spells do not uh use it, but I think it I think it's pretty fun. It is, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Like I said, it's sick as hell.

SPEAKER_10

That's really awesome.

SPEAKER_09

Thank you.

SPEAKER_10

Did you know I speak Gnomish?

SPEAKER_02

I didn't.

SPEAKER_10

He says, Well, now you do in Gnomish. Oh, I see where this is going.

SPEAKER_02

If you ever need to talk to me away from Freya, you know how to now. I say that in Gnomish, of course.

SPEAKER_05

This is payback for the half-like thing.

SPEAKER_10

He he like gets like a snarky little laugh. Like he's happy to have a secret from Freya again.

SPEAKER_09

She signs fuck you.

SPEAKER_22

That's the middle finger. She signs fuck you at this. Uh rough-hewn steps descend 60 feet before ending, just north of this chamber. Racks holding picks and hammers are nailed to the walls of this small cavern. The floor is covered with rock dust and tracks.

SPEAKER_02

Um Dorian, maybe you should take a look at those tracks.

SPEAKER_10

Ah, yes, great idea. Let me do that.

SPEAKER_22

Um survival check, please. Uh I will uh walk over to you.

SPEAKER_18

My own fortier cast guidance.

SPEAKER_10

Well, I got a gnat fucking one.

SPEAKER_09

Um, so the siblings are rolling hot tonight.

SPEAKER_22

Oh, me too. Uh God. Dorian, you I've never seen these before in my life. How do you describe uh how do you describe not being able to uh look at these tracks?

SPEAKER_10

I think they're just mine cart tracks.

SPEAKER_02

I think I see distinct footprints.

SPEAKER_22

Uh are you even looking at the tracks?

SPEAKER_09

Uh he kind of wipes his eyes.

SPEAKER_22

He k you kick up dust in your eyes and trip over a pickaxe that's on the ground.

SPEAKER_16

I whisper to Freya, maybe you should take a look instead. Yeah, anybody can. I'll take a look.

SPEAKER_02

And I will uh my odd for the nice hot twelve.

SPEAKER_22

Would you are you uh looking as well? I guess I'll look as well. Yeah, anyone can.

SPEAKER_10

This is crazy.

SPEAKER_21

I just figured I'd give the the trackers.

SPEAKER_02

Look. Uh you said survival. Yep.

SPEAKER_22

Uh 12 as well. Alright. You are able to determine, obviously, reptilian footprints mingled with some human tracks, as well as a set of tracks that look like they belong to a pair of giant rodents. The reptilian tracks, or the kobold tracks, fan out, leading to uh here and here on the map. So uh east, southeast, and south through the caverns for every which way listeners. Um The rodent tracks lead to the closest cavern to you, which is this way. East. So the rodents go this way, the kobolds kind of fan out every which way. Which way would you like to go?

SPEAKER_10

I think we should probably go to the kobolds, because that's I mean, would I know if like giant rats are a big part of this mine, if that's like normal.

SPEAKER_22

Uh, you are aware that they exist and that they like to they like mines.

SPEAKER_10

Okay. So I'm not concerned then about the giant rats.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Um I think we should follow the cobalts. If you wouldn't mind. I've got uh an idea of what I want my tinker objects to be today. Uh I'll just make one for now.

SPEAKER_10

Bombs.

SPEAKER_02

I was going with fire, yes.

SPEAKER_10

Perfect.

SPEAKER_02

Uh so I'll spend 10 minutes. Yes. Uh if you'll allow me to create a uh fire play tinker uh clockwork object.

SPEAKER_22

Okay. Awesome. Which direction are we going? East, south, east, south. I would say we follow the rats. Okay. Because well the cobalt went that way too, right?

SPEAKER_07

They might air away.

SPEAKER_09

But Wool of the Waves.

SPEAKER_22

If we yeah, if we want to turn left. It also seems like the biggest area. The floor in the east end of this dusty cave is five feet higher than the west end. A rocky ridge separating the two areas, except for slopes on either side. Picks and shovels lean against the ridge. Small gem deposits in the ridge and the walls of the game the cave gleam seductively.

SPEAKER_02

It would be a shame for this mine to be abandoned. It's still ripe with fruit.

SPEAKER_10

It is, that's why I'm uh concerned.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. Well, the sooner we clear out these things, you know, they can get back in here, get back to work.

SPEAKER_22

Um the rat tracks lead south from what you can see from where you're standing. I'm gonna hop up on this ledge, see if I can see anything from up here. Anything else? Um, no, you cannot.

SPEAKER_18

Okay.

SPEAKER_22

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_02

It's weird being taller than the two of you.

SPEAKER_18

How does it feel?

SPEAKER_02

Um, like I said, weird. I think. Well, I guess this is all we have to see in this little area. Uh tracks continue south.

SPEAKER_22

Keep going.

SPEAKER_10

Let's do it.

SPEAKER_22

No desire to mine. Uh I don't want to make any noise.

SPEAKER_10

I think uh Dorian's gonna leave it to yeah. He's like, my parents are gonna get this anyway. We grew up around that.

SPEAKER_22

I don't want to free labor for our parents.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_22

You know, Dorian, that these gems are turmalines. Uh they are translucent translucent gemstones that come in different colors, including Pale green, blue, pink, red, brown, and black. Pretty you hear the sound of rushing water as you approach this cave. But as you I will say, as you reach this fork, you hear loud water to your east. The rat tracks and kobold tracks lead that way, and also kobold tracks lead south.

SPEAKER_16

I'm interested to see the water if that's okay.

SPEAKER_02

You're you're you make the judgment call. You're from here. You you're the tracker.

SPEAKER_10

Might as well uh scope it out and make sure we cover all of our bases.

SPEAKER_02

Would be much easier to stay hidden under the sound of running water.

SPEAKER_07

Might as well. Sounds good to me.

SPEAKER_22

Might as well take a peek into the whitewater rafting room.

SPEAKER_07

Sure.

SPEAKER_22

Okay. An underground river flows through the far side of this cavern, which is supported by a natural stone pillar near the water's edge. Between you and the river are two halfling-sized grey rodents with long tails and beady eyes. They rush to attack you as soon as you notice them. Royal initiative.

SPEAKER_13

Woohoo!

SPEAKER_16

Uh I thought we would be under the cover of the water, but uh apparently I was wrong.

SPEAKER_09

Nineteen.

SPEAKER_02

Nineteen.

SPEAKER_09

Aren't you glad it's just rats? Yeah. See, easing into it. Kind of. I'm too scared to talk right now. They're huge. I don't like the look of them.

SPEAKER_22

Bren, you are up with Freya on deck. Okay. Uh let me sorry, let me get rats.

SPEAKER_11

Where are they rats? Where are they rats?

SPEAKER_03

Okay. They get rats. Let me get the rats. A rat here.

SPEAKER_07

I use that accent really doozy. Zerat. Zerat. What are you saying the rat? Look at the rat. Oh, perfect.

SPEAKER_17

Ren, you are up.

SPEAKER_02

Um, I am going to use my action to use the hunting trap I made. Uh I'm gonna place it uh in this very uh five-foot-wide corridor, so to get it to us, they'll have to step in it.

SPEAKER_22

Um they notice it? Well, I guess they wouldn't really I mean if they're probably pretty stupid.

SPEAKER_02

It's up to you or ruling if they decide to continue. What you're doing. Yeah. Uh so I uh set out the hunting trap. I go, uh, don't step in that. Uh but once they do, uh, you should be able to attack without um too much repercussion.

SPEAKER_22

Will it catch both or just one? It would do the first one setup on it. Um as a utilized action, you can set a hunting trap. Uh it is a sawtooth steel ring that snapshot when the creature steps on the pressure plate in the center. Um they have to succeed a DC-13 deck save, or take one D4 piercing, and have its speed reduced reduced to two until it either succeeds the deck save uh or uh no, sorry, until it uses an action to pass a DC-13 athletics check to free itself. Okay. Um each failed check deals one D one piercing damage to the trapped creature. So it's just kind of stuck there, and the other one shouldn't be able to get past it if Freya is also blocking that way as well. So Freya should be able to just hack at the front one. Um I'm gonna set that uh and fucking bounce. I'm gonna scoot around the corner. Right? Freya. And I'm gonna watch I'm gonna watch our backs just to make sure that combat doesn't alert any kobolds or anything. Yep.

SPEAKER_20

Freya, you are up. We zerat on Zick.

SPEAKER_09

Oh no, what I was gonna do. I was gonna flick up your trap.

SPEAKER_22

Uh you're just ready your action for when they step in it.

SPEAKER_09

No, because I have cleave. I was gonna get both of them.

SPEAKER_05

I was just gonna run up and get both of them.

SPEAKER_10

Um jump over it, maybe.

SPEAKER_22

Kind of defeats the purpose of the trap.

SPEAKER_10

Push him into it.

SPEAKER_22

Um give you give advantage on the attacker, right? What? The attacker would get advantage on the trapped rat. No, it just can't move. Ah, okay. Uh, and it takes damage every turn. Got it. Um, theoretically you could jump over it and oops. And get them if you wanted.

SPEAKER_19

I'll leave that up to Freya.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, but he did too much work putting his trap up.

SPEAKER_22

I mean, if it doesn't get used, then I can just reuse it.

SPEAKER_09

Okay.

unknown

That's true.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, if I needed to jump.

SPEAKER_22

I just figured it would be a good way to make us only have to fight one at once.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. Well, it still might run past me. Um. Yeah, if I do jump over that, what I need to make uh no.

SPEAKER_19

Some sort of you know where it is, you can see it. So you're able to just kind of hop over it.

SPEAKER_09

Hopefully they get scared by this and they run into your trap, but I'm gonna try something.

SPEAKER_03

I can't see you.

SPEAKER_09

I guess I was talking to you, Dorian. Um she is going to recklessly attack the rat in front of her.

SPEAKER_22

You have a great axe, so you are cleaving.

SPEAKER_10

It sounded like you said cleafing.

SPEAKER_22

Uh you are a guifing?

SPEAKER_08

What'd you roll? I rolled a one and a two, so that would be a six to hit.

SPEAKER_22

Sorry, no. It's going to miss.

unknown

Fuck. Fuck.

SPEAKER_22

Um does cleave only trigger if you hit the first one. Okay.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, fuck me. Okay, Sage or Disney.

SPEAKER_16

That's what you get for jumping over my trap.

SPEAKER_09

Um fuck. Why do I have two weapon fighting if I don't even use light weapons? Ah! Okay.

SPEAKER_22

Um I think well, it just comes. It just comes with it, yeah. Well, I think every character does.

SPEAKER_09

I'm here. Okay.

SPEAKER_22

Rats are going to uh Z rats bite ya. Biting. 16. Uh, the first one is going to hit.

SPEAKER_15

Okay.

SPEAKER_22

And the second one is also going to hit. Great. Two bites into yeah. 11 piercing damage.

SPEAKER_13

Mmm.

SPEAKER_22

If only there was some way to prevent two from attacking you at once. I rolled a one and a four. For damage? Yeah. Plus three to both of them. My goodness.

SPEAKER_11

Well.

SPEAKER_22

That could have been way worse. Uh all right. Okay. Dorian.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, longbow attack at the one on the left.

SPEAKER_19

My left?

SPEAKER_10

This one.

SPEAKER_22

That's my left. Yes. What? Okay.

SPEAKER_07

15 hits. Ah, yeah.

SPEAKER_22

Farmer class is 13. Um.

SPEAKER_07

Yes, my six was not gonna do. No, sorry.

SPEAKER_22

You were reckless, alright.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, what next kill?

SPEAKER_22

Six damage?

SPEAKER_07

Yes.

SPEAKER_22

Okay, then he is on his last legs. Go ahead, what it waves.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, one bonus action which you take immediately after hitting a creature with a ranged weapon. Let me read this. Sorry. This is the first combat, so I'm like, I don't know what to do. Okay, well, Freya's within five feet, so I don't want to do that. Do what? Hail of Thorns.

SPEAKER_09

Um can I kindly request you don't do that? My ego and my body are Bruce.

SPEAKER_10

As a bonus action, though, I am gonna cast um a Zephyr strike on myself for my next attack. Okay. So I'll have advantage next time.

SPEAKER_17

Okay.

unknown

Ah.

SPEAKER_10

That's my turn.

unknown

Ah.

SPEAKER_17

Bren. Bren. With Freya.

SPEAKER_22

I hear Freya being attacked, and I go, oh, I guess she ignored my request.

SPEAKER_16

Oh.

SPEAKER_22

And I guess you can just move me easily. Uh I just want to get into a position where I can see them to shoot a firebolt. You can get right in front of Dorian.

SPEAKER_02

No. I'm going to run up to Dorian.

SPEAKER_22

No. Can I help her from there? Can I do the help action from there?

SPEAKER_14

Yes.

SPEAKER_22

Okay. Then I will go in and I'll reach around the corner.

SPEAKER_16

Uh Freya, uh, it's alright that you ignored my trap setup. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_09

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_22

You've got this, though.

SPEAKER_09

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_22

And then I just start trying to distract the rats. I like start clapping like, hey, over here, over here. Sorry, it took me so long to decide on what I'm doing. No, no, you're fine. Uh okay, Freya.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, so he's helping me so I don't have to use Reckless, correct?

SPEAKER_22

Correct. For both attacks? Or no. Yep. You only have one right now.

SPEAKER_09

And they have one, but I can technically hit twice. Please.

SPEAKER_08

Thank God.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, 22 to hit. Um, I'm gonna just real quick, see if I do get the other one.

SPEAKER_22

That's only advantage on the first one, by the way.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. That was an H.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_09

Back leave. Fine.

SPEAKER_22

Passes over the other one. Um, but this last rat. How do you want to do this with one HP left?

SPEAKER_09

She really um she's so embarrassed from whiffing it, ignoring her new friend's idea and being like, I I got this, and then just absolutely whiffing it. Um, she puts all of that embarrassment into her next swing, and you said the rat had one HP. Yeah, she does 10, so she just swings so fucking hard that she splits the rat in half.

SPEAKER_22

Splits the rat in half.

SPEAKER_09

And the back half fires into the river.

SPEAKER_22

Yes, both pieces go flying into the river.

SPEAKER_14

Hey, over here, over here, look over here! Oh!

SPEAKER_16

Oh right.

SPEAKER_22

Uh rat's going to bite, try and bite Freya. That is going to miss. Dorian, you're up. Random deck.

SPEAKER_10

Longbow with a bimage. Longbo. Yeah. That's a lot to hit.

SPEAKER_22

Okay, great.

SPEAKER_10

If anyone wants to know, it was a 25. Damn. Um.

SPEAKER_02

If anyone wants to know.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, this is probably gonna kill it. Okay, so it's eight plus how do you want to do this? Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_20

It has seven.

SPEAKER_10

It pushes it into the river. It the force is so strong from the zephyr attack or from the zephyr strike that it knocks it into the river.

SPEAKER_22

Okay. Your ball your arrow flies and somehow goes through the rat and pins it to the wall, and its lower half just kind of gross. Floating in the river.

SPEAKER_09

That was that was nasty. That was really cool. Yeah, that was really gross.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, really cool.

SPEAKER_22

Well done.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, Brian?

SPEAKER_02

Sorry, there was the most gory thing I've ever seen.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. Well, unfortunately, you're gonna have to get used to it. Got a little um Yeah. Um got a little upset.

SPEAKER_09

But we're good now.

SPEAKER_16

As a fan of dragons, I'm not looking forward to killing kobolds.

SPEAKER_09

But if that's what we have to do to save a town, then Would you want to capture one, like the Chowinga lady? Uh study it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

Uh no, they're it sounds a bit more cruel than death.

SPEAKER_10

Might be a little hard on you too to if you realize that it had friends, if it starts talking.

SPEAKER_16

Yep, that's what I'm thinking about.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot that.

SPEAKER_22

Uh, I'm gonna look around the room and see if there's anything in here. There doesn't appear to be. This is a pretty empty place with naught but the river. Um you do see the river exits the cave through a two and a half foot wide fissure in the south, gaining speed as it moves through this narrow passage. Uh if you were to go into this river, especially Brenn, you would be swept away and dropped into the shaft and fall thousands of feet.

SPEAKER_10

Let's avoid that. Okay, where to next? Where to next?

SPEAKER_22

Uh, so you guys are there. So, yeah, you would not want to go towards the river, so you would want to head west and then south towards the next cavern.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_22

That is your next objective. Or the next uh area, I suppose. Um blah blah blah blah blah blah. Benches and tables are set up as workspaces in here where miners clean any gemstones that they find. Gravel and pebbles are strewn on the ground. Scattered across the floor are a few hammers, picks, and broken lanterns. Uh the miner their the tools are kind of thrown about the floor. Obviously, from the kobolds, these miners were very quick to just drop everything and leave. Um Yeah. Um check it out in here, keep going. I guess any sign of kobolds that we can find will lead us to where we need to go. Uh the tracks do continue. And who is who's searching the cave actively?

SPEAKER_08

I will.

SPEAKER_22

Um, I mean, might as well all do it, right? Yep. That's fine. Uh make a perception check.

SPEAKER_11

Nineteen.

SPEAKER_10

Freaking fat, dude. Twenty-three.

SPEAKER_22

All but one of the ability checks. You've been doing really well on eight.

SPEAKER_10

Thank you.

SPEAKER_08

Twenty-three.

SPEAKER_22

Uh the siblings, both of you at the same time, spot a small figurine of a dog carved out of rock. Two pebble-sized tourmalines for eyes.

SPEAKER_05

I saw it first.

SPEAKER_22

This, given the gems and its eyes and the skill, it's probably worth about 10 gold.

SPEAKER_09

Cute. That's really nice. I definitely saw it before you did, though. Oh. Well, you have this one. Thanks.

SPEAKER_22

As long as we give it back to whoever it was, they spent some time making it.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, I'm not.

SPEAKER_22

I wasn't gonna take it.

SPEAKER_09

I was just saying that I saw it before my brother did. I'll take it. That's all I care about. What if it's the guy who fell? Well, maybe we will stage it like we're giving it back. Well, yeah. That's how we can find out if he's alive or not be like, hey, we found your thing.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, I'm I'm a little concerned that he's behind all of this.

SPEAKER_09

I know I said this before, but Well, because it seems weird that like a miner would fall down the the central, the main shaft, like you don't know it's there. He could have been posed.

SPEAKER_02

And then right before the whole kobold thing started.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know.

SPEAKER_22

Just weird timing.

SPEAKER_09

What if what if he was like three trobalds in a trench coat?

SPEAKER_22

That's so funny because that is some of the actual art on the in the book. Not to do with the mines, it's just like it's three kobolds in a trench coat, like just in an alleyway, looking sneakily. It's so funny.

SPEAKER_10

That's so funny.

SPEAKER_22

Uh just saying if you like that. Okay, so as you continue towards this next uh area, this is the central shaft. And you see on the other side of uh the wooden the like bridge type thing there, you can see the river flowing into a waterfall. Um this is the yeah, this is the central shaft. Wooden planks and struts form a walkway along the wall of a seemingly bottomless vertical shaft. Stop it.

SPEAKER_10

Why would you look right at me?

SPEAKER_22

You looked right at Lily with the thing! A narrow waterfall.

SPEAKER_10

That was a good one. Come on, guys, it's a good one.

SPEAKER_22

Um, because of this loud waterfall, you guys must. I mean, you you're gonna have to yell if you want to talk to each other. Um but yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Or we can use sign language.

SPEAKER_02

I think I think we use a rope again, just in case any of us falls.

SPEAKER_16

The others won't the others can catch us. I was going uh god, I knew I should have done this. I was going to try to learn a spell called featherfall. Uh that would have helped us a ton here. Would have maybe saved our lives, but I think as long as we go one by one, uh hold on to ropes. Then I I mean I know that I know that the two of you can hold me, that's for sure. And I'd hope that me combined with another one of you can hold the other one of you. Just in case anyone slips.

SPEAKER_10

Bray can hold me. Ugh. I like to think that they do like the sibling, like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_16

My mage hand can help us with ten extra pounds. It's not very strong.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, like me and my siblings when we were little, one of us would like put our feet up, laying down, and then the other sibling would try and balance. I just like to think that Fry and Dorian have tried to do stupid shit like that.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_10

And they know their strengths. Yeah.

SPEAKER_22

Uh you all have dark vision, right? Yeah. Uh you can see we also have my mage hand with the 120 feet, remember. What do you do with your mage hand? It it's carrying the torch ahead of us. Ahead of you, just straight ahead. Yeah, like a 20 feet in front of us, maybe. Okay. Um was I uh you can see more walkways attached to the northwest side of the shaft 30 feet farther down, seemingly the next level down. Uh do you walk across then?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_22

Okay. It seems pretty seems pretty safe right now. And then you get to the bucket lift. A wooden pulley system has been constructed around a large hole in the floor. A bucket big enough to hold a humanoid is held up by a thick rope. Three alcos next to the lift contain wooden boards and mining equipment. Uh this is obviously designed to hoist miners and ore between the first two levels. You can tell. Um there's a crank that controls it. Um the pulley system. It can hold uh the buckets big enough for a medium creature or two small creatures at a time. Using my knowledge as an artificer and gnome, I'd like to inspect the uh uh the build quality on this thing. Sure, yeah. On the bucket lift? Yeah. Okay. Um make an investigation check for me. That's what that would be, right? I would say. Nine. Um you kind of you look around it, you look at it more closely, you kind of take your little hammer and things look pretty stable. Uh miners obviously regularly use this. They had only been driven out recently so it's still in pretty good shape. Doesn't seem like it was sabotaged at all. The only thing is we can only go up one at a time.

SPEAKER_02

Um who wants to go first?

SPEAKER_10

Maybe it should be me, you and then Freya.

SPEAKER_09

I can fight anything up there. Then if anything else pops out here annoyed then I'm here.

SPEAKER_16

Okay. That's that's fine with me.

SPEAKER_22

Okay, okay do we have to hoist him up? Get in the bucket or you'll have to yeah you'll have to have him come down. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Uh uh can I do it stealthily? Can I like attempt to be stealthy when I get up there?

SPEAKER_22

When you get down there? Yeah. That's what I meant yes. Mm-hmm. You can be stealthy. Go ahead and uh as you're cranking the mechanism um the mechanism creaks as the bucket lift ascends to the floor of a small cave where two dusty tunnels lead in opposite directions for me.

SPEAKER_10

Oh that was a natural twenty what rolled a natural twenty I rolled it before I said make a check? I was gonna it was my stealth check.

SPEAKER_22

Oh your stealth check oh okay okay yeah yeah yeah you are that's really good for you you're unseen uh okay now you're gonna make a survival check yes please I can't read these 17 perfect uh you can determine that a lot of cobalt traffic leads to and from uh leads to and comes from the west a single set of cobalt footprints leads to the east but no tracks coming from okay wow so yeah to the west is where more who's putting them out of squares I put them on the edge so many kobold tracks lead to and from that area one from the east uh or I guess we lost our compass north how are we gonna find our way would uh be yeah nothing returns no cobold tracks come from that area but they do lead to it would you like to do anything or wait till the rest come down I will wait until the rest come down okay the rest of you uh Bren you Freya you're strong you find you can you can pick him up you can carry him like a princess if you want and you'll be able to get down in one okay so it's just a size thing not really a weight thing yeah um she kind of has the realization as she watches Dorian descend she goes um what are your thoughts on being hoisted I'd rather go one by one okay I know people get a look in their eyes when they want to lift me it's not that I want it's not that I want to I just thought that it would be faster but if you're more comfortable going one by one I am perfectly fine with that yeah okay I could though I'm just saying I'm throwing it out there that I could I understand I only weigh 40 pounds or so that's insane I only weigh 90s I mean I have I have quite a bit of stuff on me so I know if you want to go thick cold weather gear and I mean I have been balking up a little lately so maybe I haven't weighed myself in a while. Okay Brent you can go by yourself you don't have to sell me on it all right uh I'll go next okay you land you land next to Dorian um you are also free to make a perception or survival check as well okay Dorian do you relay my old for track bits of kiars tracking information to brand that is a natural twenty for a twenty two I can see clearly thou deeper in the mine you smell something Dorian did you oh that was not me it smells it smells dead and it's coming from the north you have dark vision up to how much sixty feet and I also have my mage hand with the flame the torch in the darkness you are able to see an otherworldly creature God it looks like a it looks like it has the head it's made up of a brain and in the front is a beak a large beak and from its head many tendrils on the floor you see what you smelled the dead body of several days of a minor crushed from a fall it is being touched by these tendrils it is trying its best to stay hidden but it sees that you notice it and shrieks Dorian and zooms a monster you realize this is the body of the miner that died a few days ago Dorian I was wrong about the it doesn't matter now a monster roll initiative yeah do I hear that from up on the end you it echoes through the walls this shriek.

SPEAKER_09

Okay how quickly can I get down the bucket thing?

SPEAKER_22

Uh that's a good question That's a really weird situation what would uh what would our veteran DM say it doesn't mention an amount of time that it takes it doesn't really know uh how far is Oh I'm sorry it uh it's 15 feet further down level two is fifteen feet below level one yes I would say round okay sorry for you that's okay roll initiative I get an eight sixteen okay eight sixteen for you oh shit I I went I now it's my turn to do impalders gate I was thinking like I'm not in the fight yet so my initiative is you can just wander around the whole cave what'd you get for a total of only is holding up a natural one for a total of three total of three okay that is that's great you get your hand wrapped around the rope with pulley system she's yeah she hears she hears that noise and is too like it's just too shishly with it very high this is a grell oh I was thinking it was an intellect devourer uh it's big I also thought originally but the tendrils changed my mind yeah it's got long tendrils big huh show you a picture and this is holding the body of a miner oh shit it can fly terrifying it's kind of floating it does float okay hunting trap is out hate that absolutely hate that uh yeah it's it has a speed of 10 feet but a fly speed of uh 30 okay Dorian with Brandon deck hunter's mark he's now my quarry now you're quarry even though it's not my turn uh could I say uh could I ask Dorian if he wants to take the net that I had yes I'll allow it Dorian I have a net if you think that would be more useful than pure attack.

SPEAKER_10

I have slow can reduce its speed.

SPEAKER_22

Okay I just know that we're without Freya now you hear 15 feet above you fucking goddamn stuck in the goddamn rip you're alright Freya you'll get here I keep going British you do Lily and I are struggling with eleven to hit just misses Damn it block my door get behind me I'll step in front of him Dorian Yeah you have heard about a creature that looks like this being from the underdark oh okay it definitely came up through the central shaft from the underdark in search of food and it found it uh yes Brenn your turn uh seeing Dorian peek around and fire a shot uh not taking my net I'm gonna go well I guess I can use it uh I'm gonna run around in front of Brent or in front of Dorian uh and I'm gonna throw the net trying to capture the Grick right is that what you said grel uh it needs to make a DC twelve dexterity saving throw or have the restrained condition. Uh-huh twelve you say that's a five let's go okay it cannot move okay great attacks against it ha are rolled with advantage and its attacks are rolled with disadvantage also has disadvantage on dexterity saving throws okay let me find my grappled same here or not grappled restrained and does this this net doesn't knock it prone or anything correct it's just restrained uh it is just restrained um yeah okay is that your turn uh I'm going to throw the net uh I'm gonna say best of luck Dordan and I'm gonna run back I'm going to get Freya and I'm gonna run back uh five to fifty alright that's my turn terrifying that you're using Vecna for this well it's got tendrils the Vecna Mini uh okay nobody is within ten feet of it and it can't move great you guys so uh can it attempt to break out on its turn to escape the target or creature or a creature within five feet of it must take an action to make a DC 10 athletics check. Athletics is that that's strength or decks? That is strength. Okay. It can also try to destroy the net it has an AC of 10 and 5 hit points but immunity to bludgeon poison and psychic damage. So you can either I attack it or make a DC 10 strength check. It tries to chew its way through this net and succeeds. Does this have what does the net have hit points? Five hit points five hit points AC of 10 let me just through this net I hear it even though I'm around the corner I hear that happen I'm like well that at least it slowed up for a second. Choose through breaks free and uh can it use its movement uh from doing that I think that was its that was its whole turn let me see because if it does that before it uses movement then maybe yeah uh it might be I gotta see if it's at the end of its turn or if it's just as an action um it can use its movement. Okay it is gunning it for Dorian great and uh will stay within uh it'll go five feet in front of Dorian Freya you spend your round getting down and you can use uh you'll land right next to uh Bren.

SPEAKER_08

What the hell is that thing?

SPEAKER_10

It's a grell okay from the Underdog exit again uh Dorian you are up with Bren on deck okay I'm going to hit him with my longbow this will be a disadvantage of course it is cool that's good nineteen yes that will for sure great perfect so that's six piercing damage and then with my hunter's mark it's an extra d6 it's an extra three and it's now slowed okay so its speed is reduced by ten feet that'll really help I know I know that's the thing with the certain masteries like are obsolete.

SPEAKER_22

Uh Bren uh I will shuffle my way through Freya's legs and through uh Dorian's legs.

SPEAKER_02

Excuse me excuse me excuse me and then I will go up to this monster and say sleep.

SPEAKER_22

Oh it's wisdom sucks uh that will be a DC 13 wisdom save okay eight it fails great perfect um it uh currently has the incapacitated condition until the end of its next turn at which point it will repeat the save. Okay. If it fails it will have the unconscious condition. So is okay is that your true turn uh do you have bonus actions?

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna move back uh into my little corner and go as I'm going under their legs.

SPEAKER_22

It's it's not fully asleep yet um don't hurt it until it is ready some actions uh see if it falls asleep and then we can attack it okay the grell is up so this is uh to determine if it's fully asleep right wisdom save again that's a zero a five let's go uh it is sleep it has the unconscious condition um we just need to decide who's gonna do the crit Freya yeah I thought so now as a reminder for crits I made a house rule when you hit critically you obviously double your damage dice but to make the critical hit feel a little bit more substantial one of your damage dice will be its max number and you will roll the second one.

SPEAKER_09

Uh Freya you are up okay um if it's unconscious is the do I have advantage?

SPEAKER_22

Because it's not all just reckless attack to make sure I'm you but you do have advantage okay it cannot go prone so it's kind of just floating there asleep. But you will have advantage because it is asleep yes I think you have to move through its space which you can do because it's unconscious to back here enable yeah or else you won't be able to reach it.

SPEAKER_08

Oh fallen.

SPEAKER_22

So you kind of weave through its paralyzing tendrils.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah as she's weaving through she's like this thing is fucking disgusting it smells awful smells like never mind but it smells like butt and warm mayonnaise horrible do you see why my family moved up here yes I think our family go ahead and roll its armor class is 12 you have an advantage I know I'm rolling one at a time just to see why fucking I'm just 13 okay that is a critical hit 20 slashing.

SPEAKER_22

Wow okay nice so that was your you have a great axe right so that's 12 plus whatever you rolled plus your modifier guys hold on I don't think so either no I did I did it right so you you have I rolled a five on my other 12 plus three so eight twelve yeah so 20 okay it is now bloody it is also now awake is also now awake Dorian Brown on deck um I will hit it with my longbow again but I'm close to it. Now that it's awake it can take opportunity attacks on me yes okay yes it's I will eat the disadvantage then okay seventeen hits it's mostly flesh fourteen fourteen damage yes wow you got that critical hit really helped you uh it is hurting Baran you're up with the growl on deck um you've got it from here guys and uh I'm going to Do the help action again, trying to. Oh. Yeah. I guess can you only help people like within five feet of you or how um you momentarily momentarily distractily momentarily distract an enemy within five feet of you given the next attack? Oh, an enemy within five feet. Okay. So you will have to be within five feet of him. I'm gonna uh yeah, scoot around. Mm-hmm. Occupy Dorian's face for a second. Okay. Use the help action. Okay. And then run back.

SPEAKER_16

Hey, over here, over here. Remember the one that made you sleep? Pay attention to me, not the one over there. Pay attention to me.

SPEAKER_22

Okay. It is going to attack the one that's a little hurt, which is Freya. And it did just smack the shit out of it. It's going to make a beak attack and a paralyzing tentacle. Lovely.

SPEAKER_09

Jesus. Great. Love that formation.

SPEAKER_22

Ooh. That's going to miss. Thank God. The paralyzing tentacle. Damn. It's also going to miss. Fuck. It was so distracted. You're welcome, Fred. Yeah, you're up.

SPEAKER_09

Thank you. So you're giving me the help action, yeah?

SPEAKER_22

Mm-hmm.

unknown

Oh man.

SPEAKER_22

Would it. It would have.

SPEAKER_09

I thought you gave it to me.

SPEAKER_22

I gave it. I I am distracting the enemy.

SPEAKER_09

Another 13 to hit.

SPEAKER_22

Just hit or not just hits. It hits a little bit extra. Because it's summer classes. It hits with a cherry on top.

SPEAKER_06

It's cocked.

SPEAKER_22

Can't you roll max?

SPEAKER_09

15 slashing.

SPEAKER_22

Let's go! How do you want to do this?

SPEAKER_09

It tries to like reach out its tentacle at her and she swings and cut like swings in a way that she cuts the tentacle and then cuts up into the head of the thing.

SPEAKER_22

And it falls lifeless on the ground.

SPEAKER_11

Ew.

SPEAKER_22

The real monster of the mines has been slayed.

SPEAKER_10

The real monster?

SPEAKER_16

So I was wrong about that uh fella over there. The one that you're standing right next to, Freddie.

SPEAKER_09

What are you talking about? Oh my god. Can I look at his face?

SPEAKER_22

If he has a face still. Yes, you can. It's yeah, go ahead.

SPEAKER_10

How would I do that?

SPEAKER_22

You can make a medicine check. He's yeah, he kind of did fall down a mineshaft.

SPEAKER_10

Ten.

SPEAKER_22

He's a bit too worse for wear to determine. You're not sure who, but he's he's definitely been working for a while. Um, but he must have slipped. Uh okay. So where are we now? I think we are at eight. Maybe the miners are best to deal with it seeing as they have his friend.

SPEAKER_19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_22

Yeah, he is dead. Just warn them that he is right here.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_22

Something to worry about another time. I do want to investigate this room. This room? Yeah, this one over here. This well, uh, it is all one room. It kind of like slopes up. Uh this was definitely where the grell is just like its layer. Yeah, it's just its layer. Okay. Um so some bones, viscera, like viscera.

SPEAKER_04

Pardon the viscera.

SPEAKER_09

What do we think about um pushing it down the hole?

SPEAKER_22

Um, I think you'd want to be buried. Oh, the grip, the grell, sorry. Yes, friend. Jesus. He's already dead.

SPEAKER_09

You're uh I'm not that I just sound like this.

SPEAKER_10

I'm not that hardless. When you say, what do you think about pushing him down the shaft? Ah, Dorian's already doing it. Nice. Yeah.

unknown

Great.

SPEAKER_22

It will help. You push him down successfully.

SPEAKER_09

There we go.

SPEAKER_22

Uh thing was gross. Dorian, you remember the tracks. Uh, and you look down and they lead south and then uh east. Okay. If you want to continue following the cobalt.

SPEAKER_10

Yes. In the words of my friend's kid, west.

SPEAKER_19

If you want to move yourselves in that space there into the room. Yep.

SPEAKER_22

You do that.

SPEAKER_10

My arms are not long enough.

SPEAKER_22

Marching order.

SPEAKER_10

I'm working most I'm working most with the bees to push things.

SPEAKER_22

Uh as you enter this room, a table and chairs are set up in this air to create a space for the miners to take breaks. On top of the table, two kobolds are poking a giant rat with their javelins to make sure it's dead.

SPEAKER_10

Of course.

SPEAKER_22

They turn around at the footsteps as they see you. They uh rush to attack you.

SPEAKER_10

Okay.

SPEAKER_22

I guess we're are we rolling an issue, or can we do it? Okay. Yep.

SPEAKER_09

Hey. She was like mid sheathing her great axe, like putting it back on her back, and she goes, Oh fuck. Pulls it back out.

unknown

Oh!

SPEAKER_10

Do you roll another nat one? That's fucking insane. Put him in your mouth. No one's gonna.

SPEAKER_22

Good lord. What is it? Total of, well, actually. Three. I guess a one. I don't know. If you roll nat one on initiative, I think that's a one. But uh, we'll do three. Uh then both of you got ten?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_22

Well, they got more. The kobolds are up first. They rush in to attack you with their javelins. Uh Braya, you're right there. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_05

What?

SPEAKER_22

You're not gonna believe this. That's a natural 20. Oh god.

SPEAKER_09

Well, I'm going down.

SPEAKER_22

Can we get minis on the board? Oh, whoops. Yes, yeah, sorry. You have two in front of you. Oh yeah. Can you put that light?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, they're right.

SPEAKER_22

Yeah. Uh, so the first one. Well, they kind of take their turn simultaneously.

SPEAKER_09

I'm probably going down.

SPEAKER_22

Uh so they have javelins up. One piercing damage.

SPEAKER_06

Oh. Okay. No!

SPEAKER_22

She like raises too much.

SPEAKER_11

Then she's like, oh.

SPEAKER_22

Uh next one.

SPEAKER_11

That's embarrassing.

SPEAKER_22

Is going to miss.

SPEAKER_09

That was not a crit. A crit was one damage?

SPEAKER_22

2d6. I rolled a one and a two. Oh no, I didn't. Hold on. Uh I rolled a six and a one. So seven minus two is five.

SPEAKER_15

Okay.

SPEAKER_22

Why minus? It has a minus to its javelin. It has a minus to its javelin. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_09

Okay. I'm at nine hit points.

SPEAKER_22

So instead of one, you took five. Yes. Okay. Bran, you're up. Okay. This one has a dagger.

SPEAKER_04

This one has a dagger.

SPEAKER_22

Uh I am going to. Or I'm sorry, no. Both of them. Both of them are still holding their javelins. They are surprised. Okay. Uh I'm going to cast sleep again. Uh fuck doesn't mean. Okay. On both of them. Uh Wisdom 13 save.

SPEAKER_10

How many collective hit points is it?

SPEAKER_22

That was 2014.

SPEAKER_10

Thank God. That was the worst.

SPEAKER_22

Alright. They are both incapacitated. Yep. Same same rules apply. Try not to attack them.

SPEAKER_09

She'll just throw up a thumbs up behind her back.

SPEAKER_22

Okay. Dorian.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. Um. You can Did you want me to hold that?

SPEAKER_22

Or yeah, wait until they're fully unconscious.

SPEAKER_10

Okay. I will hold it until you can move through if you don't want to be in this corridor. I'm fine here.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_22

Freya. Oh, go sorry.

SPEAKER_10

Can I put a hunter's mark on him?

SPEAKER_22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Without it like disturbing him.

SPEAKER_22

It won't wake up. Yeah. You're good. It's just if it takes damage.

SPEAKER_10

Okay. Yeah, I'll hunter's mark.

SPEAKER_22

Alright. Freya. Are you skipping your turn or can you do something? Okay. Already in action.

SPEAKER_10

I have one more question. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

If I had Hunter's Mark on the growl and it's been less than a minute, am I able to just put it on him? Or does that end after combat?

SPEAKER_22

It is a bonus action to move the tark, to move the hunter's mark.

SPEAKER_10

Okay.

SPEAKER_22

But you don't have to cast it again if it's been within the time limit.

SPEAKER_10

Has it been within?

SPEAKER_22

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_10

Well then I will save my charge. Yeah, yeah. Save your charge. Alright. Can I say I did that then? Okay, cool. Really wish Orion had Hunter's Mark.

SPEAKER_22

Are you just readying?

SPEAKER_10

Um.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, once they well, if they end up failing the save again and are asleep, or if they snap themselves out of it, either way, I'm readying a great X swing.

SPEAKER_19

Okay. First one.

SPEAKER_22

Sleep. Second one. Sleep. Excellent. Bam! With a four and a six with a minus one. Uh, Bren, what would you like to do? Uh, I would like to. I'm gonna move through and cast Minor Illusion to hide myself uh under a rock. Classic!

SPEAKER_09

Nice uh all right.

SPEAKER_22

Uh I don't think you'll need me anymore.

SPEAKER_09

Oh shit, Dorian, ready to go. He was right there. I wasn't I wasn't looking.

SPEAKER_22

Uh Dorian, you will have advantage on I'm assuming you want to hit the Hunter's Mark one.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, if he's asleep, isn't it just a crit?

SPEAKER_22

If you hit it's it's it's only if it's a melee. So you just have to get within five feet of him. Or yeah, if the attacker is within five feet through. So it doesn't need to be melee, it just needs to be five feet. Yep, good card. Perfect.

SPEAKER_19

So you'll have advantage on this.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, that's a 26.

SPEAKER_22

Jesus.

SPEAKER_10

Does that double the hunter's mark damage?

SPEAKER_22

It does. All it does.

SPEAKER_10

So one of them is a six already.

SPEAKER_22

So one of them is a six already, and then your longbow damage, one of them is an eight.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, so so already 14. Yep.

SPEAKER_22

I'm honestly surprised it has more than 14 HP.

SPEAKER_10

Um, 24.

SPEAKER_21

Jesus. Let's go.

SPEAKER_22

Uh yeah. Just how do you want to do this? Um, just headshot, just like sleeping cobalt. Uh would you like Mark bonus action move your hunters mark? There you go.

SPEAKER_13

Thanks, guys. Thanks for reminding me.

SPEAKER_22

Uh probably won't need it. No. Uh Freya.

SPEAKER_14

Yep.

SPEAKER_22

Well, Freya had the ready to action, right?

SPEAKER_14

Uh yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_22

So go ahead. Hit that bitch.

SPEAKER_09

Eleven?

SPEAKER_22

No. With advantage?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I rolled a five and a six. Oh.

SPEAKER_22

That will miss, unfortunately. But it doesn't wake it up because it didn't get hit. It's true. Okay. Any bonus actions you have for? Oh. Okay. Uh so it stays asleep. It stays asleep. And it's her turn now, so she gets another attack. It is your turn now, yes. Redemption. 14.

SPEAKER_10

Please.

SPEAKER_09

I keep rolling within one of each other's.

SPEAKER_22

Everybody needs glow in the dark dice. I need ones. I need the light.

SPEAKER_09

Um, yeah, I keep rolling within one of each other's. 12 and a 13, so that is an 18 to hit.

SPEAKER_18

Yes.

SPEAKER_09

So 12.

SPEAKER_22

Quiddle.

SPEAKER_09

18.

SPEAKER_22

You don't double your modifiers.

SPEAKER_09

I know.

SPEAKER_22

Okay.

SPEAKER_09

I'm just my brain stopped working. 21.

SPEAKER_22

Enough to kill them both twice over. Let's go.

SPEAKER_09

She swings once and absolutely whiffs it and is like, I'm really glad Bren isn't here to see this. And then she just swings again and just like head off.

SPEAKER_22

Uh, I pop out of my illusion rock.

SPEAKER_16

Great job, team.

SPEAKER_09

Oh shit, that's nice. Interesting.

SPEAKER_16

I figured I would be more upset because I figured we would have a conversation before we killed them, but they saw us and just immediately ran at us. So I don't feel bad.

SPEAKER_22

It also wasn't quite as gory as the rats. They did look scared.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_22

They looked dauntled. I was going to speak with them. I know the mother tongue, so.

SPEAKER_09

You do?

SPEAKER_22

Yes. And I start speaking draconic. Damn.

SPEAKER_10

Huh. Dorian. Maybe there's more down here. Dorian, I think I'm a little afraid of him now. I like him.

SPEAKER_21

I told you I liked just this little guy.

SPEAKER_22

Dragons. I told you like dragons, they're they're they're really freaking cool, right?

SPEAKER_10

They are cool, really. Yeah, these little They're just kind of, you know.

SPEAKER_02

Pardon my language, but bitch cousins of dragons are not as cool. Bitch cousins of dragons.

SPEAKER_10

You are correct.

SPEAKER_22

Okay. Uh the tunnel is the south here that will lead to level three.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, we all do.

SPEAKER_22

Uh the tunnel's downward slope ends where it opens onto the center shaft. A wooden walkway extends from this opening and then runs westward to another tunnel in the rock. In front of you, a large bucket, a large bucket like the one you saw earlier dangles from a taut rope that stretches stretches southward across the shaft and is connected to another wooden platform 15 feet away. As you guys look around and look up at the other levels you could see from when you were above, the same walkway that you were on initially, 30 feet up, two kobolds are sawing at the planks. They don't notice you, obviously.

SPEAKER_11

Dorian, I have my crossbow.

SPEAKER_22

These planks would, if they were to be sawed off, would kill us. They need uh you can tell that these little guys aren't very strong. It would take another day of them sawing for the walkway to become unsafe. Well if you weigh more than two kobolds, the walkway will crumble. But they need a lot more time to and a lot more need a lot more work to do and things to saw through.

SPEAKER_10

How much longer do I have on Hunter's mark?

SPEAKER_22

Uh yeah, I would say it's at the tail end.

SPEAKER_11

I have my crossbow. Do we do we let them have their fun or do we kill them?

SPEAKER_22

They're they're what 30 feet above us? They are la la la la la.

SPEAKER_19

Yes.

SPEAKER_10

Brent, now's your chance. I'm gonna ready an action though, in case they already now's your chance to talk to them.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, I'll ready my crossbow as well.

SPEAKER_05

She's like, Yep, get your words in.

SPEAKER_02

Uh all right.

SPEAKER_05

Um we're flanking you on either side, just pointing our big fucking boats up at these things.

SPEAKER_22

Remember, this is also next to a waterfall, so they might not be able to hear you. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Uh maybe we just if it's gonna take them a while, maybe we just let them keep going and get them when we come back?

SPEAKER_22

If they're not gonna notice us.

SPEAKER_08

Might as well, I guess. Fair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_22

Do we think if we continued like based on like visually, like, would they see us if we like continued without engaging with them? They probably would. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Uh then maybe not. Um I think we shoot on this. They're 30 feet away.

SPEAKER_09

Say the word soup numb.

SPEAKER_22

That's not my new roll initially. If you would like to shoot or not, just let me know. Since they're kind of hanging on the underside of this walkway. I guess I'll try.

SPEAKER_10

We'll probably have disadvantage too.

SPEAKER_22

Uh in the draconic. Hello, friends! They do not hear you. The water is too loud. I will send my mage hand which with the torch to kind of I'll send it past them and draw kind of draw their eyes towards us.

SPEAKER_02

And I'll uh maybe you should tuck away for right now.

SPEAKER_22

Uh and I'll I'll be down there just kind of waving like hello, hello. You see and I'll I can minor while that's happening, I'll minor illusion um Indraconic hello friends in front of me.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_22

Um there's two of them. So you see one notices the torch, and he you see him look really surprised, and in his surprise, he loses his grip and falls all the way down the shaft. The other one is in shock. And you can hear his screams, uh, he sees you, climbs down, and a couple minutes pass, and you hear these footsteps, points at you.

SPEAKER_14

Hey! You distracted my friend!

SPEAKER_02

I am so unbelievably sorry. I I don't know if you saw my message, but I was trying to greet you. Uh this is all indraconic. Yeah. I was trying to greet you. Uh I I have been looking for you for for quite some time. Cobolds in general. Oh!

SPEAKER_20

Yes. He's got wings like a dragon.

SPEAKER_16

That is so perfect. I've I'm actually an author. I'm I'm writing a book on uh dragons and dragonkind, focusing on the overlooked sort of branches of the family, which unfortunately uh tends to be cobolds and and people like your friend Trex.

SPEAKER_02

I would love to speak with him, if I could. Mmm and speak with you, of course. Again, very sorry about your friend.

SPEAKER_22

It's okay.

SPEAKER_20

Uh yes, yes, come with me. We meet Trex. Trex is smart, he speaks like Like a human who knows lots. He doesn't speak dragon no more.

SPEAKER_10

My god, does he have the headband of intellect?

SPEAKER_17

Trex says minors wants their mind back. Trex wants something better in return.

SPEAKER_22

I'd that sounds like a great story from my book. Come, come. We meet Trex. Let's go. And I will um motion for you guys to come, but quietly.

SPEAKER_10

I know. Okay. You just kind of remind me of Volo.

SPEAKER_08

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_05

I'm writing a book. I was like, Jesus.

SPEAKER_02

So Trex, um as we're going, Trex, tell me a bit about him. Uh how did you come to meet?

SPEAKER_17

He became smart. All of a sudden. And he put wings on himself like a dragon. He knows so much.

SPEAKER_22

He doesn't even speak our language anymore.

SPEAKER_16

That is fascinating, and I I can't believe the luck that has fallen into my lap to write a book about this wonder of your species.

SPEAKER_22

Yes, you will, of course, be credited heavily. Yes, yes. My name is Puck. I just had it.

SPEAKER_08

My name is My name is Puck.

SPEAKER_22

It sounds much m more beautiful in the mother tongue. My name is Vat.

SPEAKER_16

Vat!

SPEAKER_22

Can you spell that for me?

SPEAKER_02

V-A-T. Vat. Yes, I I I thought so. Uh great.

SPEAKER_16

Um, do you think that Trex would appreciate me uh entering his lair to write this book about him?

SPEAKER_22

Yes, I think so. Yes, I think so. Let's go, let's go. All right, I'm right right with him. Uh as you travel through these tunnels, lurking in this dusty tunnel, are three skittish kobolds. One of them carries a threadbare satchel and wears a fake pair of dragon wings made of thin wood and tattered white cloth. This kobold immediately raises its hands in surrender, saying in common, Ugh we mean you no harm. Please don't hurt us. No worries there, friend.

SPEAKER_02

Um I I speak in draconic for that sentence, and then I go, Oh, I'm sorry, uh your friend Vat told me uh that you no longer speak the mother tongue because you have evolved past it, it seems.

SPEAKER_16

You are a a wonder. I so the reason I'm here is I heard there were kobolds in the I heard there were kobolds in this mine, and I I wanted to research.

SPEAKER_22

I I am an author, see, I'm writing a book about um the lesser known and lesser appreciated branches of the draconic family, and I see that you have overcome this burden and and are now this this sort of elevated species, perfect for what I'm writing. Excellent. I would love to be credited in your book. I am Trex. It is nice to meet you. My name is Bren. Pleased to meet you, Bren. Ah, well, we myself and my fellow kobolds sought refuge in this mine after being chased out of the foothills of Kelvin's cairn by Yeti. The miners got scared and ran off before Trex could explain that the kobolds mean no harm to them. Ah the everlasting winter speaking about himself and the third person. Yes. The everlasting winter has made the wilderness unsafe for my kind. Uh in the pre the preternatural cold doves our wits, and I can't have that. Uh please, we only want a place to stay, so we can keep out of this horrible weather. We can work and we won't cause trouble. Termaline would be better and better off and richer for having us here.

SPEAKER_10

Can I make an insight check?

SPEAKER_22

Yes, you can.

SPEAKER_10

If I'm in the shadows.

SPEAKER_22

Everybody can make an insight check. Eleven.

SPEAKER_09

Seventeen. An unnatural one.

SPEAKER_22

Dorian. Trex is lying.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

That is uh an admirable, admirable uh move on your part to to guide the rest of your friends and companions to this safety, this warmth in the gem mine.

SPEAKER_10

Um Dorian's gonna step out. Wait, what did you get?

SPEAKER_22

You're the only one that succeeded. Yeah, Dorian. I got an 11.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, yeah, I'm just gonna step out and I'm gonna say. Hi, I'm the co-author. Don't you worry.

SPEAKER_17

Man from the shadows where uh comes you from.

SPEAKER_10

I was just uh lagging behind him a little bit. Um quietly in uh uh gnomish, I'm gonna say he's lying.

SPEAKER_16

Well, um of course he's not this superhuman being. I'm merely toying with him, trying to find a way to get through.

SPEAKER_10

Just making sure.

SPEAKER_02

Um Yes, of course. Uh I was just about to ask him, uh, I say in common. Um so the reason my my co-author was lagging behind was because uh we we are trying to kind of navigate this system, obviously a bit afraid of falling uh so far down.

SPEAKER_16

You seem to not have that problem. I'd I'd love uh to sh for you to show off your flying abilities, um, your wings.

SPEAKER_02

Uh I'd love I'd love to take you uh and and see an example of of your wings in action.

SPEAKER_22

Uh he looks a little nervous. Uh right, Vat? Wouldn't that be astounding?

SPEAKER_08

Yes, yes, of course. Uh I kind of love that.

SPEAKER_22

At the appearance of you, do you show yourself?

SPEAKER_09

She failed that insight check because she's focusing so hard on not being seen.

SPEAKER_22

Okay. Uh Dorian, the other two guards that were with Trex, uh, one kind of hides behind him, the other carrying the satchel is like kind of slowly backing up and backing up a little too far. Trex tenses up and his eyes go wide and he falls to the ground, and a ghost appears out of Trex and moves closer to the bag.

SPEAKER_10

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_22

Uh Vat, you didn't tell me anything about this. Vat is speechless. He is terrified.

SPEAKER_13

Ghost!

SPEAKER_22

He books it the other direction. Uh Yeah. So this is a ghost.

SPEAKER_10

Can I um like a ghost of a cobalt?

SPEAKER_22

No, this is a ghost of a human. Can I really actively cast oh sorry I told that blasted thing with the st to stay close to me at all times. Uh make a history check.

SPEAKER_06

Oh god. Fucking god.

SPEAKER_04

Eight.

SPEAKER_10

Eighteen.

SPEAKER_22

Dorian, from your time in the wilds, you have heard of this Janth Alowar. A human sage who devoted himself by cataloguing the flora of Icemale. He and his guide were killed by a Yeti in the foothills of Kelvin's cairn two years ago, and his restless spirit has lingered. The Kobolds happened upon this ghost while searching for shelter during a blizzard, allowing it to possess Trex without their knowledge, of course.

SPEAKER_10

So funny.

SPEAKER_22

Must be valuable to Janth.

SPEAKER_16

Okay.

SPEAKER_09

Would I have like heard the sound of the cobalt falling over and like the ghost coming out?

SPEAKER_22

Yeah. You would yeah, you would have seen this.

SPEAKER_09

Once I hear that, then I'll reveal myself and kind of like walk in like, what the fuck? What is that?

SPEAKER_16

Uh Janth? Yes, what's going on here? Uh, this is not really what I signed up for.

SPEAKER_09

Janth. Do you know him? Did you know? Would I know him by name? Did you know him?

SPEAKER_22

You know, you've never like met him, but you know that he was a famous, uh famous, famous uh cataloger of the nature, yes.

SPEAKER_10

Are you are you Janth Alwar?

SPEAKER_22

Of course I am.

SPEAKER_10

What are you doing here?

SPEAKER_04

I am in search of a worthy vessel.

SPEAKER_22

Oh, and you And these cobalts were not enough. I wanted the miners to return to I could so I could possess something stronger.

SPEAKER_03

Um And you look very strong.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, I am, but you're not possessing me.

SPEAKER_03

Um not yet.

SPEAKER_22

And we will end the session.

SPEAKER_10

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06

I was gonna ask like the alive andor in one piece, because there's a minor of the low key.

SPEAKER_22

Well, he's not strong at all. Well, thank you so much for listening to our second session of Rhyme of the Frost Maiden.

SPEAKER_20

Join us next time. Okay, bye.