Brains...But Make It Cinema

It's time to grab your baseball bats and lock the doors Committed Gang! In this episode, we're diving headfirst into the undead hordes to break down our absolute favorite zombie movies. From fast-runners to classic slow-shufflers, we discuss what truly makes a zombie movie worth watching. 

So, sit back, stay alert, and remember to also double tap the undead in the head. Let's chat, yap, and hopefully survive this episode!

Distribution: Buzzsprout

Editing and Production: Riverside.FM Studios

Music: "Good Things Take Time" by Otto.mp3 and Upbeat

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SPEAKER_00 0:03

Hi, um. I already have an open beer, so yeah, brother. It was not crispy.

SPEAKER_02 0:18

I hate that.

SPEAKER_00 0:20

It feels weird.

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It feels weird not starting with a beer crack.

SPEAKER_00 0:23

What the fuck? Well, all right. Next time.

SPEAKER_02 0:26

Anyways, to the next week for uh an actual official beer crack.

SPEAKER_00 0:29

Right.

SPEAKER_02 0:31

What was that?

SPEAKER_00 0:33

What is that?

SPEAKER_06 1:04

If you can hear us, great. You're live. Bad news? Ooh, Mama, so are they?

SPEAKER_00 1:11

We are broadcasting live during the apocalypse because apparently Rock Bottom still has Wi-Fi.

SPEAKER_06 1:16

Unlike your survival instincts. Ooh, teaching. Those have been on airplay mode since birth.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

There it is again. Exposing which ones would cap your ass. Welcome, bitches.

SPEAKER_06 2:18

Welcome, bitches. We are in the zombie apocalypse. Talking zombies, talking all the things. This is right up your alley.

SPEAKER_00 2:26

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 2:26

And you actually drafted this episode, and you're so excited for it. I can just see it all on your smug shit smile, look on your face.

SPEAKER_00 2:34

I love zombie movies. I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_06 2:37

Okay, so as a zombie movie expert, what makes a good zombie movie? In your opinion?

SPEAKER_00 2:44

Um, so I wrote a couple things down. Fast versus slow zombies. Oh, right. Um, so like fast zombies being like 28 days later, World War Z, train to Busan, train the train to Busan, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_02 2:58

To your Buddha.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

I'm leaving. Let's take a break. The train to Busan. Jesus Christ. Um, and then versus like slow zombies, which is like The Walking Dead, The Walking Dead, Zombie Land, Warm Bodies, etc. Another thing is infection, infection rules. So, like, is it bite? Is it airborne? Is it the vibes of the zombies? So interesting. Stuff like that. Okay. And then do we think that slow zombies are actually scarier? Are they giving like Jimir mindful?

SPEAKER_06 3:37

Ooh, you know what? This is where people, and I've talked to you about this before we started recording. I said, I'm not a big zombie person. Like a zombie movie comes out, unless it's more horror-based. Like 28 years later when that came out, I was really excited to go see that. Um it's just not my vibe, it's not my cup of tea. But here's where I like to argue is it a zombie movie or is it a post-apocalyptic movie with zombie bases in it as the antagonist?

SPEAKER_00 4:09

So that's a good point. Right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 4:12

Um I personally, when I think of a zombie movie, I'm gonna think of slow zombies very demure, um, very OG, very walking dead, because they're dead, so when they come back alive, in my opinion, I don't think that a true zombie comes back ready to rage bait your ass with like 60 mile per hour cheetah speed.

SPEAKER_00 4:33

Not the rage bait.

SPEAKER_06 4:34

The rage bait. When I I think of like post-apocalyptic, like 28 days later, weeks, years, um, that's more set in like bitch. That's not a zombie. That's something that happened where humans infected someone else, and that's like genetic.

SPEAKER_07 4:50

True.

SPEAKER_06 4:51

And that's not like I'm dead in a bag. That's like something that was done human to human. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:57

Yeah. That's a good point. I like that.

SPEAKER_06 5:00

Oh, thank you. Thank you. Jim's gonna hate this episode.

SPEAKER_00 5:03

Why?

SPEAKER_06 5:03

Because he's gonna want you to disagree with me so bad.

SPEAKER_00 5:06

I know. You said that earlier.

SPEAKER_06 5:08

I was like, why? You said it's a good point. He goes, No, I'm not! Don't agree with her. Um, so yeah, I think that's kind of my stance on it. OG is zombie, I think it's slow. I like the Jim Yore. Give me some time. Girl, I'm not fast. I'm a sprinter and a runner.

SPEAKER_00 5:26

So I think we're actually we're gonna get into it. Because I I uh I have a little section in here that I wrote. And we're gonna talk about do we think we would survive?

SPEAKER_06 5:35

Oh fuck, no.

SPEAKER_00 5:36

Depending on depending on the movie and like the zombie universe.

SPEAKER_06 5:38

Oh, okay, perfect. Yeah, maybe we'll see. So okay. So if we're talking zombie movies, I know again, this is more up your alley, so I'm kind of gonna pick you back. So I have some, but no, you got like the rooter to the tutor of zombie movies.

SPEAKER_00 5:53

I kind of want to hear yours first.

SPEAKER_06 5:55

Oh, okay. Yeah, okay, so zombie movies. If we're truly talking, in my opinion, a zombie movie, zombie land.

SPEAKER_00 6:04

Okay. That's one of my that's one of mine.

SPEAKER_06 6:07

Okay. Yeah. Um, to me, that's true. Zombie movie. Because they're slow, you have to shoot them in the head. I feel like that's a true zombie like trait. You have to double tap the head. Um I love that movie to me, and it's funny. Unfortunately, besides The Walking Dead, I think a lot of true zombie movies are made out to be comedies.

SPEAKER_00 6:28

Zombieland is actually not uh rated as a as a comedy? No, as a uh like a horror movie. Really? It's based on a comedy.

SPEAKER_06 6:36

See?

SPEAKER_00 6:37

To me, I feel like that's kind of it is a very good zombie movie.

SPEAKER_06 6:40

It is a good zombie movie. I feel like the only zombie thing that's to me, again, my opinion, don't come for me, that's not rated like as a comedy is The Walking Dead, because to me those are real zombies.

SPEAKER_00 6:51

Those are a different type of zombie. Really? For sure. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 6:56

Um now, if we're going Ashley's version of post-apopalyptic, I love the 28 series. I love days, weeks, um, years, and then uh even the kind of like tail spin-off of the um shit, the 28 years later, the the bone temple.

SPEAKER_00 7:17

I didn't like that one. Why? There was no fucking zombies in it.

SPEAKER_06 7:21

Uh but girl, it's just a backstory.

unknown 7:23

It was dumb.

SPEAKER_00 7:25

I mean, there were a couple, but like I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 7:28

Not to really tickle your pickle.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

Not really. I mean, compared to like the other movies, you know.

SPEAKER_06 7:33

Right, right.

SPEAKER_00 7:33

Where it's just like you have the rage virus and it's fucking aggressive. It's in your face. Yeah. Zombies tearing your ass up.

SPEAKER_05 7:41

Girl.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

See chasing you and doing all kinds of things with you. Eating your ass and uh oh literally.

SPEAKER_04 7:48

Literally, yeah, literally eating your ass. Like you don't know if you're like you should like, ah, you should be like, uh, you know.

SPEAKER_06 7:57

Sorry, Bob.

SPEAKER_00 8:00

I mean, I'm not sorry anymore.

SPEAKER_06 8:01

We're not sorry, mama.

SPEAKER_00 8:03

You already know what you got into.

SPEAKER_06 8:04

So popper, popper.

SPEAKER_00 8:07

Do you want one?

SPEAKER_06 8:07

Yeah, thank you. Ugh. A M S M N N N R. Okay, again. What the fuck was that? Uh you know I can't say that that four letters. One more time.

SPEAKER_00 8:19

A-S-M-R. Oh my god, you're fucking A S M N R. A-S-M-N-R.

SPEAKER_03 8:27

It's the M-N.

SPEAKER_00 8:29

Oh, wait, A-S-M-R. A-S-M-R.

SPEAKER_03 8:31

Yeah, I still can't do it.

SPEAKER_00 8:32

You fucked me up a little bit. I know. Shit, bro.

SPEAKER_06 8:34

Womp womp. Uh okay, so post-apocalyptic, this is Ashley's version. Zombies, Zombieland, Walking Dead. Post-apoplyptic, 28 days, weeks, years. Anything that has to do with what life is like afterwards, not during. So something like 28 days later, if you don't know the premise, to 28 days later, this guy wakes up from a coma and he's in this hospital and he walks around and he goes, What the fuck happened? He doesn't know that there was a virus that spread. That's another thing. It's a virus that infected all of London. And he's just walking around like, yo, what happened? Like, how long was I fucking out for? And it feels very post-apoptyptic.

SPEAKER_04 9:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 9:18

Like I am legend. Are those zombies?

SPEAKER_04 9:21

Ooh.

SPEAKER_06 9:22

Because that's post-apoptyptic, but they have the same traits as the 28 days, years later.

SPEAKER_00 9:29

That's true. They don't they just bite you and then they go, basically.

SPEAKER_06 9:33

Hello. Hello. Am I wrong now, Jim? Am I wrong now?

SPEAKER_00 9:38

Damn. Not you called him out.

SPEAKER_06 9:41

Call him out right here on the podcast.

SPEAKER_00 9:42

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_06 9:43

He's gonna come in and on the next episode be like, I have to state my fucking case. So that's kind of where I find the tip scale of that. Love those movies. Love the comedy of Zombie Land. I wasn't a fan of Warm Bodies. I feel like that was too cheesy for me. I know that's one of your favorites. A jaw on floor.

SPEAKER_00 10:02

Shut the fuck up. I mean, it wasn't like a regular zombie movie, but it was it was cute.

SPEAKER_06 10:07

I don't like rom-coms.

SPEAKER_00 10:08

It was cute, bitch.

SPEAKER_06 10:10

I'm not a girly girl like that. I don't, I can't, it makes me want to be goked and gagged.

SPEAKER_00 10:16

This is like a hot take for you. It is. It is, and it's crazy. I disagree with my whole pussy.

SPEAKER_02 10:22

The whole boy pussy is disagreeing with the whole pussy. Stop saying that. With the whole girl pussy. Our pussies are fighting.

SPEAKER_00 10:32

I hate when you said that.

SPEAKER_06 10:35

I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry. I know you're not. Okay. Sorry. Go for it. What's yours?

SPEAKER_00 10:43

Um, so kind of like what you said, um, zombieland one and two. Um, I prefer two over one just because they have different kinds of zombies. Yeah. Um, so just for shits and giggles, they have homers, which are the the dumb, slow zombies.

SPEAKER_05 10:58

That'd be me as a zombie.

SPEAKER_00 10:59

You'd be a homer.

SPEAKER_05 11:00

Oh, 100%.

SPEAKER_00 11:01

Really?

SPEAKER_05 11:02

I think so. Well, give me the other ones. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 11:04

And then there's see the homers, you got the ninjas, which are the stealthy zombies, and they basically pounce on you, and you don't even fucking see it coming.

SPEAKER_06 11:12

That couldn't be me, because one, I got this big ass, and and you can hear me walking.

SPEAKER_00 11:19

And I can't ass is very, very volumptuous and very juicy.

SPEAKER_06 11:23

Thank you, girl.

SPEAKER_00 11:24

Juicy.

SPEAKER_06 11:29

And I twist my ankle too often. Like, could you imagine me trying to jump out of a tree?

SPEAKER_00 11:33

Like, I feel like I feel like you could do it.

SPEAKER_06 11:34

Stealthy?

SPEAKER_00 11:35

Yeah, girl. You're a zombie.

SPEAKER_06 11:37

You believe in me more than I believe in me. I love that.

SPEAKER_00 11:39

This is why we're soulmates.

SPEAKER_06 11:41

Hello. Hello. If you didn't listen to last week's episode, maybe you should.

SPEAKER_00 11:46

Um, so the ninjas, and then you got the Hawkings, which is as in Stephen Hawking, intelligent and also fucking fast.

SPEAKER_07 11:56

So But it gets worse. Oh no, go for it.

SPEAKER_00 12:00

There's another one. Uh they introduce a new kind of zombie and they call it the T800 for like the Terminator because it's a ninja, it's a Hawking, and it's fucking like it's invincible. It takes it takes a whole fucking like clip to kill them, basically. Because they will not they will not die.

SPEAKER_06 12:22

Oh no. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:23

So like that's how Have you seen the second one?

SPEAKER_06 12:24

I have not. This is all new to me.

SPEAKER_00 12:26

Oh. You should watch it. It's good.

SPEAKER_06 12:28

I should.

SPEAKER_00 12:28

Should.

SPEAKER_06 12:29

Uh that's interesting. Because to me, okay, so the T 800 almost veers into like what I consider like the post-apocalyptic virus zom quote unquote zombie.

SPEAKER_00 12:42

Yeah, yeah. It's it's like uh it's pretty dangerous and interesting. Kind of resilient, so love.

SPEAKER_06 12:49

Yeah. Okay. What else you got?

SPEAKER_00 12:51

Um, let's see here. Train to Busan. Very short. I mean, it's it's a Korean movie. It's very fucking good. Uh if you like dubbed movies, but these zombies are are fucking insane. They are batshit.

SPEAKER_06 13:06

I watched a little clip because I swear I've never seen this movie. Jim tried to argue with me and said that I had, that I cried, and I can't remember this. Um I watched a little clip that you showed me before we started recording today, and it was crazy how they contorted their body. And I feel like if I saw that, I'd probably just take the Glock and put it in my mouth.

SPEAKER_00 13:26

Oh girl, yeah, no.

SPEAKER_06 13:26

Like I couldn't do it.

SPEAKER_00 13:27

Absolutely not. I'm going to I'm going with you. Shit. Um, yeah, these zombies are I don't know. I don't I don't think in that universe it's it's not survivable. Yeah. Unless you're very unless you're fast on your feet and you know what the fuck you're doing.

SPEAKER_06 13:44

But you've been in this situation a couple times before.

SPEAKER_00 13:46

Right. You know, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_06 13:48

And when are you ever gonna be on a bullet train in Korea?

SPEAKER_00 13:52

With fucking zombies.

SPEAKER_06 13:53

With zombies. Hello, that's insane.

SPEAKER_00 13:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 13:56

Um go ahead and say the one that like we all know that is your top tier.

SPEAKER_00 14:00

My favorite fucking zombie movie ever. I literally can't I can quote it. I know you can. I've seen it so many times, and I I just love it. It's my favorite fucking movie ever.

SPEAKER_06 14:10

Go ahead and say it.

SPEAKER_00 14:11

It's Sean of the Dead.

SPEAKER_06 14:12

Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 14:13

Sean of the Dead. It's so good.

SPEAKER_06 14:15

He has a poster of it. I do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:17

Yeah. Yeah. Um British uh zombie movie. Um zombies are slow, but definitely survivable, I think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 14:27

Um to me classic zombie, kinda.

SPEAKER_00 14:30

This one, this show, like there is some gore to it, but there's also like a comedy aspect as well. So it's just a good fucking movie. I love it. It's right up your alley.

SPEAKER_06 14:41

It's like you're mixing your two favorite things.

SPEAKER_00 14:43

Yeah. It's it's a comfort show, actually, for me. I'm not kidding.

SPEAKER_06 14:46

It's on the we should have put that on the stem. Was that not on the stem? I think it was on the stem. Did you mention that? Dawn of the Dead? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:52

Yeah, absolutely. There you go. So yeah, those are some of my faves. Um, I guess another one I could talk about is Dawn of the Dead. Um, it's American zombies. Slow. Definitely they're slow, but they're violent.

SPEAKER_06 15:04

So when they get to you, it's your ass.

SPEAKER_00 15:07

Yeah, and they travel in packs too. So your ass is It's got. It's got. If you're if you're dumb, then yeah. This one is definitely survivable for me. Okay. I think. Um, have you seen this movie?

SPEAKER_06 15:23

Dawn of the Dead. No, I haven't. I know. I know. Don't look at me like that.

SPEAKER_00 15:28

We're gonna make we're gonna make another another weekend. I'm gonna punch you in the face.

SPEAKER_06 15:34

That reminds me of your your vocal stem.

SPEAKER_02 15:38

Yeah, literally is what you sounded like.

SPEAKER_00 15:41

Uh I'm let's take a break.

SPEAKER_05 15:50

That could be a break. I could put in a break.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

Christ alive. If you were given one weapon, one location, and one zombie universe, which one would it be and why? And do you think you would survive?

SPEAKER_06 16:08

Internal screaming. Um golly, I okay. If I was in a zombie apocalypse, one, I probably would like to be somewhere with food resources, with some water resources, with some type of physical combat weapon. Um, rather it's an actual weapon or just something that can be used in place of a weapon. So somewhere probably like shit. Like a I have a Sam's Club membership. It's like Sam's Club, right? Because you have food, water, and then you also have like tools and home building supplies and shit like that. Okay. Um, probably like Walmart would be in like another one. Um something like that. So that's where I know I'd want to be. Weapon. Weapon's tough because weapon would mean for me, if I have to get like technical, do I have like unlimited like rounds? I get what's in my Christ. Um again, I am at a place where I would have other resources.

SPEAKER_00 17:23

You could make weapons.

SPEAKER_06 17:25

I could make weapons at the Sam's Club. Yeah at the Wally World.

SPEAKER_00 17:28

But the Club. The Clurb. The Clurb.

SPEAKER_06 17:30

Me and Jim Bob spent $300 at the clerb.

SPEAKER_00 17:33

I know, and you got that greasy ass pizza. It wasn't it looks so fucking good.

SPEAKER_06 17:37

It was so good. I could eat Sam's Club, like hot dogs and pizza for the rest of my life.

SPEAKER_00 17:42

Yeah. Have you have you had Costco uh pizza and hot dogs before?

SPEAKER_06 17:45

I've had a Costco hot dog because I'm a hot dog girl over a pizza girl, but it's very good. It's delicious. Delicious. God, I'm like tr like trailing this on. Um I don't know, bro. I would probably I say some type of gun, but I can't tell you what kind of gun. Um gotta give me something. I know, I gotta give you something. And it always makes me want to do like a um I I don't I don't want a shotgun because I don't want to have to cock it and reload it. Right. Um, give me a give me a Glock with a 30-round clip. Because on 30 rounds I'm hitting some something.

SPEAKER_05 18:29

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_06 18:29

Rather it's them or me.

unknown 18:31

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 18:31

You know what I mean? Yeah, no, for sure. For sure.

SPEAKER_06 18:34

So I get like 29 and I haven't hit shit besides like everything else around the zombie.

unknown 18:40

Damn.

SPEAKER_06 18:41

Sorry. I hey, this is all just technical. No one flags.

SPEAKER_00 18:45

We're not we're not being serious. We're not being serious. Please don't lock us up in the lead event. Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 18:50

Literally, and then of course, zombie is gonna be what I pre- I think a zombie is, which is a slow zombie.

SPEAKER_00 18:55

So okay.

SPEAKER_06 18:56

Like a zombie land. One. Yeah. I know those zombies.

SPEAKER_00 19:00

That's fair. That's fair. We're gonna make a weekend and we're gonna watch all these fucking movies.

SPEAKER_06 19:06

But um, Jim Bob leaves in July. But excuse me. So we can plan for it then. Yeah. You. You. Okay, Una reverse. What you got? You've thought about that. I thought about it. Yeah. Okay, go for it.

SPEAKER_00 19:23

Yeah. Okay, so the weapon I'm choosing is a katana.

SPEAKER_06 19:26

What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_00 19:27

It's a very sharp, uh, like katana, like in like Mortal Kombat? Yeah, like a sword.

SPEAKER_06 19:33

Oh, she's hot.

SPEAKER_00 19:34

Yeah, because she she doesn't you don't need to go find shit for her. Right. You can keep continuously use her, you can sharpen her.

SPEAKER_06 19:41

Okay. They just have to get close enough for you to use it.

SPEAKER_00 19:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 19:45

That that's what scared me, but saying like a knife.

SPEAKER_00 19:48

Well, I mean, the sword's like probably this big. I'd say. So they give you some distance away from them. Per. I also said like a Sams or a Costco.

SPEAKER_06 19:57

That's like the smartest move.

SPEAKER_00 19:58

Yeah, because there's food, water, and you can make fucking other resources.

SPEAKER_06 20:02

Right. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:04

Uh the universe, I'd probably choose Sean of the Dead. And or Dawn of the Dead.

SPEAKER_06 20:10

Why is that?

SPEAKER_00 20:12

Because they're slow. And so they're all yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 20:15

So they're kind of like same, same. Same, same. Different.

unknown 20:18

Different.

SPEAKER_06 20:18

Different. So if so we were together, yeah. Would we survive?

SPEAKER_00 20:23

If you were with me, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 20:24

I've seen all of these like he said, if you're with me, yes. By yourself, no. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I would agree with you if that's if that's what you really thought, because I don't think I would. I could survive maybe a week. If I'm by myself, maybe a week.

SPEAKER_00 20:45

That's fair. After that, brother, I'm I mean, I say that, but I feel like if it actually did happen.

SPEAKER_06 20:52

Could you use your katana?

SPEAKER_00 20:53

I don't know if I could.

SPEAKER_06 20:54

I don't know if you could use my kat.

SPEAKER_00 20:56

I don't know. Like I'd actually be shitting my pants because I'm like, what the fuck is happening?

SPEAKER_04 21:01

Like, Ashley, Ashley, put in the 30 rounds. Put in the 30 rounds.

SPEAKER_00 21:06

I'm gonna use my katana and chop my fucking head off, probably.

SPEAKER_06 21:09

Literally, well, that's the great thing about my gun is I can just I'm like, we can do it. Like put our heads together and just go all the way through. As long as they're not like hollow point bullets.

SPEAKER_00 21:21

It'd have to be like right here in the temple, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 21:25

Knowing me, I'd probably like get super scared and like jerk it. It would graze the top of my head and then we'd be out of bullets.

SPEAKER_00 21:32

It'd just be some shit. I think we'd be I think we'd survive.

SPEAKER_06 21:36

You think so? Yeah. That's very generous of me to say.

SPEAKER_00 21:39

Unless we um oft ourselves.

SPEAKER_06 21:41

Right.

SPEAKER_00 21:42

Which we're not going to do.

SPEAKER_06 21:43

No. This is all in. If we were a zombie, yeah, a zombie apocalypse. I know for a fucking fact I would not survive in like I Am Legend.

SPEAKER_00 21:50

No.

SPEAKER_06 21:51

In like um twenty eight days, weeks, months.

SPEAKER_00 21:55

Girl, if a zombie if a zombie apocalypse ever does happen and we get fast zombies, I'm out.

SPEAKER_06 22:00

Girl, that's what I'm saying. Unless I continue to like to lose weight and I actually work on my physical self. Again, I am a sprinter no matter what. No matter what size I've ever been, I've always been a sprinter. Um, long distance, like marathon, in my head, I would love to be a marathon runner. Will it ever happen in this lifetime? Fuck no. The best you're getting out of me is a 5k.

SPEAKER_00 22:24

I mean, I I used to run all the time. Yeah. Um and I could run for 30 minutes continuously. Now though, I'm a big fat bitch.

SPEAKER_06 22:35

Absolutely not. Like you said, 30 minutes? 30 seconds.

SPEAKER_00 22:39

30 seconds. Exactly, exactly. But it just I guess it just depends on like the universe and where we're at. What kind of zombies we got, sure. And what the resources we have.

SPEAKER_06 22:50

Is there anyone in your life that you know what 100% would survive?

SPEAKER_00 22:56

I don't know. I don't think so. I mean, most of my family they don't watch horror movies, so I feel like they would But them as people, if it became like if they were fire flying. If they had to do it. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I think my mom and my dad would be okay. I think Abby would be okay too. You think so? Maybe. I don't know. I don't think I would be okay. The one who's the most like the most confident, but also and knows the most about them.

SPEAKER_06 23:25

Yeah. You want to be. I think the only person in my life um who could a hundred percent survive would be my my boyfriend. But it's only because he has military training and he can the top the type of pressure this man can be put under, he can be put under a microscope and someone's thumb can be pressing on the top of his big old head. And he has he's like chill. The amount of pressure he can sustain and accurately execute whatever task he's doing is is honestly scary. So he would be the one I would be like, if I had to be stuck with someone, I love you so much, I would not be stuck with you. Now mindful.

SPEAKER_00 24:03

Now we can do like a break.

SPEAKER_06 24:05

Now we can like third wheelie it.

SPEAKER_00 24:07

Third wheelie. So I was gonna say, you know what, girl, you're right. I'm about to come over here and I'm gonna I'm gonna third wheel with y'all.

SPEAKER_06 24:14

I'm telling you, I and we would let it happen.

SPEAKER_00 24:15

Papa Jim's gonna take care of us.

SPEAKER_04 24:17

I love it. Papa Jim, take care of your babies.

SPEAKER_01 24:22

He would be like, go to bedroom, put on you a little show. Yep. And then he'll go take care of business. Yep.

SPEAKER_06 24:29

Taking care of business. Oh my god. Every day.

SPEAKER_00 24:34

So, anyways, should we um should we wrap up? We should wrap it up. Okay. Go for it, girl. If this is our last episode.

SPEAKER_06 24:46

It will be, because you can't lock the door.

SPEAKER_00 24:50

If you find this recording, tell people I was the smart one.

SPEAKER_06 24:54

You brought a katana to Costco.

SPEAKER_00 24:57

It made sense at the time.

SPEAKER_06 25:00

Anyways, thanks for listening. Make sure to subscribe, share, and follow. I'm Ashley.

SPEAKER_00 25:06

And I'm Brandon. And this is Committee Technically.

SPEAKER_06 25:10

Okay, but