Welcome to D-Pic University

Let's be real; sending a spicy photo is an art form, but far too often, it ends up looking like a cryptid sighting caught on a blurry security camera. This week, we're deep diving into the ultimate guide to taking a proper dick pic. From lighting choices to the angles that actually do you justice, we're breaking down the essential do's and absolute don'ts of digital intimacy. 

So, it's time to tune in Committed Gang, because we have some hilarious, unfiltered, and practical advice you didn't know you needed. Let's chat and yap about it!

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SPEAKER_00 0:20

Hell yeah, brother.

SPEAKER_02 0:24

That was I forgot about the high gay. Anyways, do you want to know something crazy? What's that? Somewhere out there right now, at this very exact moment, a man is opening his camera andor Snapchat with confidence he absolutely did not fucking earn.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

Mama, okay, so every dick pic is either from like six feet above in complete darkness or with a toilet covered in piss stains, I swear to god.

SPEAKER_02 0:57

Girl, this is why we're informing the committed gang on how to take a proper nude.

SPEAKER_01 1:05

Mama, those camera angles should be investigated by the authorities because why? Why are we doing the things that we're doing?

SPEAKER_02 1:14

Let's try and have about it. Lego! Welcome back to the committed technically podcast, where today we're going to talk about sending nudes. There are two types of people in this world: people who send terrible dick pics and people who are receiving these god-awful dick pics. RIP girl. Andor andor boy, I don't know. Today we are addressing a crisis that has been ignored for far too fucking long. The technology has evolved. The camera has evolved. And somehow the photos have gotten worse. Welcome, bitches.

SPEAKER_00 1:48

Welcome, bitch. I'm like, I'm laughing. I'm laughing because when he said crisis, all I could think of was like that orange big bitch in the office.

SPEAKER_01 1:59

Where he's you know how he does everything besides do like the actual things that the country needs. Yeah. And I could just see him standing up at the podium be like, alright, so we got a crisis on our hands.

SPEAKER_00 2:10

Right. How to take rabbi dick pigs. And he just like starts talking about how to take a dick picture when he can't see his own dick.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

Oh my god. I was like, which orange pig pension? I'm like, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:26

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:26

That fuck.

SPEAKER_00 2:27

That guy. Got it.

SPEAKER_02 2:28

No, not guy. Fuck. That fuck. That fuck. Anywho. Alright, girl.

SPEAKER_01 2:33

Okay. How you want? Start it off. Where are we starting?

SPEAKER_02 2:37

We're talking about what we're not gonna fucking do, okay? I call it the hall of shame.

SPEAKER_01 2:41

The hall of shame dick.

SPEAKER_02 2:43

Hall of shame of dick pics. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 2:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

Let's just start off with the first one. Okay. Okay, so you picture this. Guy's taking a dick picture. Right? He has his phone by his crotch, okay? Right. Right. The camera's pointed towards his dick. You can basically just see the dick in the balls, okay? Okay. And what what we're not doing anything with the face, okay? And all you see is his double chin. The downward double chin. Please stop. Just just stop, okay?

SPEAKER_00 3:19

Like so focused on trying to get the angle that you just see like double chin and straight, like concentrated.

SPEAKER_02 3:26

What's crazy is that they could still fucking edit the photo and get their face out of the picture.

SPEAKER_01 3:31

But they're I know you're probably getting these obviously from either DL guys or you've gotten these from like gay men, right?

SPEAKER_02 3:40

No, the gay men don't do it.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

So it's just the DL guys.

SPEAKER_02 3:43

It's the DL guys.

SPEAKER_01 3:44

So it's just you straight fuckers.

SPEAKER_02 3:46

Right. Get it together.

SPEAKER_01 3:48

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 3:49

That's one of them. Okay, the next one. Okay. The dirty mirror jump scare. Get a full body length mirror. You're naked. You got your dick out. It's hard. Right. Ready? Take a picture. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 4:01

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_02 4:03

And you have the audacity.

SPEAKER_00 4:06

Tonight, wipe down your fucking mirror.

unknown 4:10

Brother.

SPEAKER_02 4:11

It's just like the little things, you know? Like, especially if you're sending it to a girl, girls pay attention to that shit.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

I was literally gonna say, like, the worst thing is so you're getting the dick pick and it's like that, right? Like, sure, like I'm looking at the dick. Like, sure.

SPEAKER_02 4:27

But then I'm looking at you're really not though. You're looking at like everything else. I'm seeing like what's what does the room look like? Is the mirror clean? Which probably fucking not.

SPEAKER_01 4:37

No, and I'm seeing like splotchy mirror. I'm seeing open toothpaste and toothpaste on the counter. I'm seeing like rings in the toilet because you left the toilet seat up because you're a fucking nasty fuck. Um, I see clothes on the ground. Yeah. And then for some reason, why do I see like a lash? Whose lash is that? Is that your lash? Or you just be fucking other bitches? Why are you sending me your dick? Send her the dick with your splotchy ass mirror.

SPEAKER_02 5:09

The lash is probably his girlfriend.

SPEAKER_01 5:11

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 5:13

Exactly. That's a that's another that's another thing we can talk about. It's just just clean your fucking clean your space.

SPEAKER_01 5:22

Clean your space before you take a pick.

SPEAKER_02 5:24

It's not that hard.

SPEAKER_01 5:25

No. Even like a normal fully clothed.

SPEAKER_02 5:28

Even if you have to throw it in the fucking corner. Girl, do something. Hide it. Okay, anyways.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

We're getting too heated on the dirty mirrors.

SPEAKER_02 5:38

Well, no, it's just I've had it happen to me, and I'm like.

SPEAKER_01 5:42

What a turn off.

SPEAKER_02 5:44

I usually just left them on red. And I was like, girl, get your fucking life together. Okay, anyways, next topic. So so um So Ashley has uh much experience with this uh this next little uh point. Taking a picture of your dick on the toilet.

SPEAKER_01 6:07

So much drama, girl. Okay, like I received dick pics from like in the bed. I received dick like from normal places, bathrooms. But this bathroom picture, like I don't understand, and I kind of touched based on this, I think, on one of the last episodes that we did.

SPEAKER_02 6:29

This is uh this is why we're doing this episode because you said that. I was like, oh my god, we should do that.

SPEAKER_01 6:34

We should. I don't understand what in this like do you want to tell me that you don't have like archives of your dick? Like, if you're single and like you're an avid dick pic sender, you don't have like things hiding in like the arsenal. The arsenal. Right. Why are you at the quick trip bathroom, right? You're at the quick trip community bathroom, sitting on the toilet, taking a dick. Your pants are around your ankles, bro. There's pee on the seat. Yeah, like you peed while you were taking a shit, and then like shook your dick a little bit, and then took a picture of your dick mid like semi-hard. I and your dick didn't even look clean.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

I just I just want to know what goes on in your brain.

SPEAKER_01 7:20

I wish I knew his name. I cannot remember for the life of me what his name was, but I want to call him out.

SPEAKER_02 7:25

Probably be it's probably a good thing you don't know his name. Right, probably a good thing. Right. Um now that I think about it, I've actually also gotten one of those, but it wasn't piss. There was a literal shit in the toilet.

SPEAKER_00 7:40

You just see like in the dark crevice of the of like the It was just lurking in the girl.

SPEAKER_02 7:48

Do you know what I did?

SPEAKER_00 7:49

What did you do?

SPEAKER_02 7:50

I blocked him.

SPEAKER_01 7:51

I as you should. Yeah. As you should. I would have probably taken it, screenshot it, zoomed in on it, on the shit itself, sent it back to him, be like, this is what I think of you. And then blocked him. But you know what's crazy? What?

unknown 8:07

You found a way back into my phone.

SPEAKER_00 8:08

They always find a way back.

SPEAKER_02 8:10

Got the voodoo claim, I guess. Um knock it the fuck off. Honestly, just just knock it off, okay?

SPEAKER_01 8:21

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:22

Um, that's like yeah, just knock it off. What are you what are we doing?

SPEAKER_01 8:28

What are you doing? If your dick had a Facebook profile, make sure it's presentable. Like, what's your Facebook profile picture look like? Presentable, clean, nice. People want to know, like that's like the first thing they see, right? Yeah. Do the wit with your dick. Make sure your dick is presentable.

unknown 8:45

Right.

SPEAKER_01 8:45

Little bow tie.

SPEAKER_02 8:46

It's clean.

SPEAKER_01 8:47

And it's clean.

SPEAKER_02 8:47

Like trim your bush.

SPEAKER_01 8:49

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 8:49

Hide the shit. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 8:53

If you're sending videos of like you're stroking your dick, like cut your nails, clean your nails. Right. Like, look like you're well groomed. Don't, don't, don't shock the bitch. Don't shock the dude.

SPEAKER_02 9:07

No, we're not trying to be like, we're not trying to be hate and hoes, okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:11

No, but we're hating hoes.

SPEAKER_02 9:12

We're hating, but we're trying to help you out too. Right. So you can get it in.

SPEAKER_01 9:16

We're kind of venting right now, uh, all the times. Girls. But you know what? We are really trying to help you. So, how can we help them? So he said, okay, don't do these.

SPEAKER_02 9:27

So now what those are just like some things that you absolutely 100 fucking percent should not be doing. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:35

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 9:36

So we're gonna talk about angles.

SPEAKER_01 9:39

Angles!

SPEAKER_02 9:40

Angles Mattle Girl.

SPEAKER_00 9:41

They do matter.

SPEAKER_02 9:43

Angles and camera placement. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 9:46

So for example, we talked about the downwards double chin, okay?

SPEAKER_00 9:50

Right.

SPEAKER_02 9:51

Right. Don't do that. Just don't do that. Just don't do that. Don't do that, okay? From personal experience as a man with a penis, okay?

SPEAKER_01 9:59

Right.

SPEAKER_02 10:00

What I like to do.

SPEAKER_01 10:04

Tell them what you like to do.

SPEAKER_02 10:05

Girl. Okay, so I get my dick real hard.

SPEAKER_01 10:08

Right.

SPEAKER_02 10:08

Right. Okay. It's like pulsing almost.

SPEAKER_00 10:11

Right.

SPEAKER_02 10:11

Also, if you're my family, move it along. We should move it along.

SPEAKER_01 10:17

Should have warned him. Like, okay. Okay, slide like two minutes from now.

SPEAKER_02 10:21

No, girl, just skip the episode. No. Don't eat Actually, you can skip to Ashley's part. She don't give a shit. Okay, so anyways.

SPEAKER_00 10:30

You get your dick super hard.

SPEAKER_02 10:31

So hard, it's throbbing, okay? Right. Spread my legs open a little bit, okay? And I'll have my camera like mid-torso length. I have my camera open. Yeah. Clean your fucking cameras, your your lenses, okay? Okay. And then you couple your dick with your um with your balls, and you make sure your balls are like evenly placed on either side of your penis. Right, with your penis, with your shaft. Right. Okay. And then you flex your dick, and then you take the picture. That's all you gotta do, girl.

SPEAKER_01 11:02

I said when he when Brandon was telling me this before we started recording, I said, your penis is probably screaming.

SPEAKER_02 11:09

Like it's literally screaming, but like we gotta get a good shot, girl.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

You gotta get a good shot. And then when you it's so good. Guess what, guys? You don't have to do that every single time a girl asks for a dick pic. No. Just like we said, put it in the archives and the arsenal.

SPEAKER_02 11:22

Right. Like set some time aside. Yeah. Make sure your fucking room's clean. I feel like this is a vent if this is like a venting session. It is.

SPEAKER_01 11:31

It's like a venting session.

SPEAKER_02 11:34

Um, but yeah, that's what I like to do. Um, I always get good results. You always get 10 out of 10. Yeah, and I get compli I Jesus, I almost said complaints.

SPEAKER_00 11:45

No, you never get complaints.

SPEAKER_02 11:46

They're like, oh my god, your dick looks so good. I'm like, thanks, girl. I know.

SPEAKER_00 11:51

Thanks, girl. It's attached to me. I know.

SPEAKER_02 11:53

I grew it myself.

SPEAKER_00 11:55

I grew it myself.

SPEAKER_02 11:58

Um so yeah, angles matter, camera placement for sure. Don't be fucking taking your picture like this. Front-facing camera with your fucking head in the background.

SPEAKER_01 12:09

Yeah, why do we do that?

SPEAKER_02 12:10

Don't do that. I I've said that so many times already, this episode, but just no. It's not it. It's not the move, girl.

SPEAKER_01 12:17

It's it's triggering for Brandon, so let's stop doing it.

SPEAKER_02 12:20

Right. I don't need to see your double chin. Unless you have a nice dick.

SPEAKER_01 12:25

Unless your dick covers the whole chin.

SPEAKER_02 12:27

Right, right, exactly. Um so that's just how I like to do it.

SPEAKER_01 12:33

Um If I had a dick, I'd probably do it like that too. That's that's good.

SPEAKER_02 12:37

Yeah, like it's a good angle. It doesn't the dick looks good. Okay, so yeah, like like like like I said. Pop out the veins, make sure it looks good. Uh if you are taking it in front of a mirror, you know, post a little bit in the camera in front of the mirror.

SPEAKER_01 12:51

Pop that ass out, girl. Pop that ass out.

SPEAKER_02 12:53

Make sure the dick pop out. Um, this is another another thing that kind of gets me heated. Do you like hair on a man? Do you like a bush?

SPEAKER_01 13:05

I really don't care, to be honest.

SPEAKER_02 13:06

You okay?

SPEAKER_01 13:07

But here's the thing. Um, I really don't care, but if like you're overly bushed and you want me to go down and like do a little gluck gluck. Right. Uh-uh. I'm not trying to floss my- I flossed before I got here, babe. Floss is crazy.

SPEAKER_00 13:27

Oh, I got ya.

SPEAKER_03 13:28

I was sick again. She said that.

SPEAKER_00 13:32

Brandon was smoking and I caught him off guard. I did not know you were gonna say that.

SPEAKER_01 13:38

So I stand on business. Like I said, girl, I flossed before I got here. I don't need your pubic hairs to be like in between my teeth. I really don't want to feel it on my tongue because it all gag and I I can't. I can't. So if like you're wanting the whole like the whole shebang, right? Then a trim I would be nice. A trim would be nice.

SPEAKER_02 14:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:05

Gotcha.

SPEAKER_01 14:05

But if you're just pound doing if you're just doing pound and we're just we're just pounding and there's no like foreplay.

SPEAKER_02 14:11

You like a little hair.

unknown 14:12

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:13

You don't want to. On them? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:15

Me? No.

SPEAKER_02 14:17

So no, no uh naked mole rat.

SPEAKER_01 14:21

No, no, not on a man. Um, not on a man. And really, I don't really give a shit about the women either, because like, do your thing, Queen. But for me personally, the only hair I like on my body is on top of my head and my eyebrows and my eyelashes. Everything else, bold. Um when it comes to my men, I'm not picky. But if you're purposely going naked Mulrat on purpose.

SPEAKER_02 14:46

So you're like, you're like in between. No naked Mulrat, but no fucking 70s bush either.

SPEAKER_01 14:50

Yeah, no 70s bush.

SPEAKER_02 14:51

So like trimmed. Trimmed nice and neat.

SPEAKER_01 14:53

Yeah, and if you have hair other places, like on your chest or your stomach, I don't give a shit about that. Any of that. On your back, I don't give a shit about that.

SPEAKER_02 14:59

What about hair on your balls?

SPEAKER_01 15:04

Great question. Hmm. I could probably say that every man that I've been with has had they haven't had like hairy, hairy balls, at least not enough hair to for me to like to give a shit or notice about. Sure. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I really indifferent. Indiffer. Indiffer. Okay. Indifferent about our testicle friends.

SPEAKER_02 15:26

I I think we're the same person, actually. Because I I I like I like a bush that's trimmed, nice and neat. Yeah. But hairy balls.

SPEAKER_01 15:35

You can't do it.

SPEAKER_02 15:36

No, I can. Oh, you can. I love it.

SPEAKER_01 15:38

You look on the balls. Right.

SPEAKER_03 15:42

I'm so glad we're not visual.

SPEAKER_00 15:45

I can't wait to be visual one day.

SPEAKER_02 15:50

But yeah, a nice little, nice little hairy sack.

SPEAKER_01 15:53

Sure.

SPEAKER_02 15:54

I love it.

SPEAKER_01 15:54

It's like um, like little kiwis. Yeah. You know how hairy little fuzzy kiwis.

SPEAKER_00 16:00

You just like want to squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.

SPEAKER_02 16:02

It's like a stress bowl.

SPEAKER_00 16:04

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 16:04

But hairy. Okay. So, anyways, trim your fucking bush, okay?

SPEAKER_00 16:11

Right.

SPEAKER_02 16:11

Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 16:12

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 16:13

Thank you. Um, so this last little bit is um like a hot take for like unpopular but popular opinions. At least for me. Okay. Unsolicited dick picks. Girl, we talked about this a couple episodes ago, I don't remember which one. Right, man. But for me personally, as a gay man, I love waking up and just seeing my man's dick, you know? Be like, hey, I was thinking about you. I was like, oh my god, stong.

SPEAKER_01 16:46

Okay. You horny bastard.

SPEAKER_02 16:48

I don't know. It's just the gay man and me.

SPEAKER_01 16:50

I think it is just the gay man in you, because I don't know, something about me and I'm working, especially like girl, I stay working, right? I work Monday through Friday, I'm doing stuff in between. Like, obviously, we have like our podcasts, we have like business and meetings and work and family and all the things in between. Girl, if I am at my niece or my nephew, little like my like our friend, she has the uh the the two kids, right? Let's say I'm doing something with the kids, and I pop up my motherfucking phone if I was single, right? And I saw and I just open up a snap and it's some man stroking cock, please for the love of Christ. But like at like 11 a.m. in the morning.

SPEAKER_02 17:38

Like, what if it was your man's dick though?

SPEAKER_01 17:40

Oh, that's fine.

SPEAKER_02 17:41

Oh, okay. That's confusing.

SPEAKER_01 17:44

I know. Well, here's the thing. I think the okay, I'll have to call Big Jim out. So, like Big Big Jim, Big Jim got it, right?

SPEAKER_02 17:54

Well, I don't know, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:56

Oh, you said I can only imagine.

SPEAKER_00 17:59

Like to see it, but but you know, the reason Jim, if you're listening, I'm just kidding. No, he's not. Look at him.

SPEAKER_02 18:09

I'm like, I'm on the fence. It's like 50-50.

SPEAKER_00 18:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:12

You're like, you know, no it, like but actually I do. But you wanna know why you haven't? Because you have seen like the sorry guys, the the guys that like I used to talk to like six years ago where you send me your dick. Guess what? I wasn't the only one who saw it. Like Brandon saw it too. But why Brandon has not seen my boyfriend of four years' dick, he don't send them.

SPEAKER_02 18:39

Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot about that.

SPEAKER_01 18:41

Yeah. So like I never had to worry. So like that's really a loaded question for me. Because I've never no that's fair.

SPEAKER_02 18:49

Damn, right? Also, back circling back to what uh Ash had said, um all the men that had sent me a dick pic, uh I had also shown her your dick pic, and I apologize. But it's just like a just like a little thing we did, you know.

SPEAKER_01 19:06

We're we're married, like you knew this.

SPEAKER_02 19:10

If I'm gonna see it, so is my wife.

SPEAKER_01 19:12

Hello, and if I'm gonna see it, so is my husband.

SPEAKER_02 19:14

Right. Sorry about it.

SPEAKER_01 19:15

Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna compare and contrast. Right.

SPEAKER_02 19:18

Be like, that's a nasty dig. Wait, no, that's a nice dig.

SPEAKER_01 19:21

Right, right.

SPEAKER_02 19:22

Like, take a pound town.

SPEAKER_01 19:23

Or be like, and be like, oh, look, it's Mr. Shreop.

SPEAKER_02 19:30

Diabolical.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

Yeah, so sorry, y'all. Anyways.

SPEAKER_02 19:36

Um, okay, so it depends on for you.

SPEAKER_01 19:39

Depends on for me, but that's because that's my personal, like, my personal shit. We're like, me and my man don't really have to, and we don't. Um, I mean, sometimes I'll send like something a little like ew.

SPEAKER_04 19:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:53

Like if he's out like with his like friends or he's out doing something, and I'm like, I'm bored, and I'll send like some titties. And then he's home in like 20 minutes. Yeah. It's like easy. Right. It's like calling, it's like cat call. It's like ringing the bell out in the country, like, come for supper. Time to eat, pussy.

SPEAKER_02 20:19

For a split second. For the split second. You said teddy, you said teddy pictures, okay. Right. And then you're s and you ring the bell, right? And you're like, time to eat. And I thought you meant to breastfeed this man.

SPEAKER_00 20:35

Oh, I mean, we could do that too.

SPEAKER_02 20:37

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

SPEAKER_00 20:38

Oh, oh. Okay. Anyways, that's a segue.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

That was a pretty good segue. I'm sorry for fucking it up. Okay, so I talked about briefly on how to take a dick pic. Right. More or less on what not to do. Right. And what I would do.

SPEAKER_00 20:55

Sure.

SPEAKER_02 20:56

So now Ash is gonna be talking about how to take the titty pictures and the ass pictures, because I can't do that.

SPEAKER_01 21:03

In that thong, thon thong thong. So here's the thing Ladies, men with boobies, nice butts, um to take a picture, you gonna take a titty picture? Anyways, because a lot of the times lesbians, bisexuals and men, when they're receiving, like when like that talk is happening, the talk, like the dirty talk is happening, then the pictures start coming, right? Lesbians and bisexuals who are more on the the lady side of the sexual the you know, spectrum, they all have straight man mindset. You could take a titty pick of you hunched over in the titties dangling like cow udders, and they'll be like, that's so fucking hot. I swear to god, I would. We had visuals, guys. Brandon's face this whole episode.

SPEAKER_00 22:05

He's so short. And your tits are hanging like cowards. I mean, I've never done that. I'm just like yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:17

Yeah. Most of the time, my tit pics have been like me laying down. But a lot of that.

SPEAKER_02 22:22

Well, I've seen a lot of your tit picks.

SPEAKER_01 22:24

Right.

SPEAKER_02 22:24

So and that one was never brought up. That is actually crazy.

SPEAKER_01 22:29

So I am shook. I have never taken one like that. But I'm just saying, like, to like generalize how men in like lesbian butch women or bisexual women on that on that spectrum side they think titty is a titty pick. We love a titty pick. Um, most of the time, mine are usually done laying down. It's all about the angles too. So yeah. Depending, I mean, and boobies, boobies are so fun because you can go up, down, side. You can do anything with them. I have a bigger chest.

SPEAKER_02 23:00

So it's titties.

SPEAKER_01 23:03

I got them titties, too. I got them 36 triple Ds, girl.

SPEAKER_02 23:07

The mommy milkers.

SPEAKER_01 23:08

The mommy milkers. And so a lot of the time it's it's more attractive for me. Like, I think they're more attractive when I lay down because then they're more centered and you have more control over them. And I have more control. Sure. Sure. Titties. But if your boobies aren't as big as mine, and they're like, whatever, girl. Do whatever. Do whatever. A little shower pick with the with the water on the titties. Delicious. I've received those before. Delicious. Um yeah, titty's titties universal. Uh ass though, ass a little different. Okay. Because I got I got an ass. But here's the thing. I got the cakes. It's a little bit how you pose. It's all about the posing again. Because just like with the like fitness influencers and all the influencers you see on like Instagram or TikTok, that's all posing. Does this does their ass truly look like that all the time? No. So it's just in the way that you want to pose. If you want to stand and like do like a full body like peer mirror pick. Um the old apartment I used to have when I was single. Um I had I had my ex install like mirrors, like three mirrors next to each other, and then do LED red lights around. Well, my bed was in there. And so I necessarily wasn't standing when I would take like ass pics, it would more so be like crouched on the bed with a side angle or an angle from the back. And it's all in how you how you feel comfortable posing your body.

SPEAKER_04 24:48

Right.

SPEAKER_01 24:49

The whole thing is like if you don't have the confidence to take that picture, that will reflect in the picture.

SPEAKER_02 24:57

Oh, okay, that makes sense. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:59

So like if you're like, ugh, I don't look good, girl, you don't look good then. But if you're like, you wanna know what I eat that, you could have like flat ass no-tits. But if like you ate down in your picture and you think you did, and your pose cute and your hair's cute and your makeup's cute, you won't get laid. You're gonna be just fine, girl.

SPEAKER_02 25:21

So you're talking about just like the whole body picture or like just the ass?

SPEAKER_01 25:25

Either.

SPEAKER_02 25:26

Oh, either.

SPEAKER_01 25:27

Either.

SPEAKER_02 25:27

I can't take a I can't take an ass picture to save my life, girl.

SPEAKER_01 25:31

Why?

SPEAKER_02 25:32

I don't know. I just can't get the poses right.

SPEAKER_01 25:34

Posing is just so weird, I think, with the butt.

SPEAKER_02 25:37

I got the big ass too.

SPEAKER_01 25:38

Girl, just throw on a thong.

SPEAKER_02 25:40

I don't like thongs. Maybe a jock strap?

SPEAKER_01 25:43

Throw on a jock.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

I don't have a jock either.

SPEAKER_01 25:45

You don't have a jock? No. See, jock could really be good. Because then you could like.

SPEAKER_02 25:48

Well, I'm I'm a big bitch, so I don't know if I'll look good at it. I need to I need to get on those fucking trizepatides. I swear to God. I swear to be skinny.

SPEAKER_01 26:00

Skeletor.

SPEAKER_02 26:01

I literally want to look like a skeleton.

SPEAKER_00 26:03

I know, I know.

SPEAKER_01 26:04

But like you and another gay I knew.

SPEAKER_02 26:07

I'm scared though, because I'll lose my ass if I do it.

SPEAKER_01 26:10

You will, because it literally eats up your muscle.

SPEAKER_02 26:12

Right. Well, my my ass isn't muscle though. It's just fat.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

Your well, then it's really gonna go away. Because it does both. If you don't work out when you're taking those like Ozempics or those, you know.

SPEAKER_02 26:25

True tides and whatnot, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:27

If you don't work out and work out that muscle, then you're gonna lose that muscle. You'll lose the muscle and you'll obviously lose the fat.

SPEAKER_02 26:32

Does working at FedEx five days a week does that count as working out?

SPEAKER_01 26:35

Um, only if you're doing a shit ton of squats.

SPEAKER_02 26:39

I mean, I'm picking up heavy ass boxes when I'm lifting a lot. So I'm wondering.

SPEAKER_01 26:45

Just start shooting it up and see if it see if you end up losing your ass or not.

SPEAKER_02 26:49

I'm scared, but if I don't get a bag.

SPEAKER_00 26:52

He wants to look like a skeleton with a BBL. I just want to look basically. Basically, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:57

Anyways, go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 26:59

So yeah, I mean that's kind of where I'm at with the you know, ass picks, the tit picks. If you have confidence, mama, just do it. Whoever you're sending it to, whether it's a straight man, it's your your lesbian girlfriend, your little bisexual. The straight men can eat it up either way. I think they all eat it up.

SPEAKER_02 27:21

They're like fucking dogs.

SPEAKER_01 27:24

They're so hungry for it. Right. So you want to segue?

SPEAKER_02 27:29

Yeah, does that so is that kind of like that's kind of where I wrap up some tricks for Yeah, it's been such a long time too.

SPEAKER_01 27:35

It's all about, like I said, just pos it, pose it, girl, play around with it. It's fun, you know, it don't need to be that serious. It's not like you like work for Vogue.

SPEAKER_04 27:44

Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 27:45

You're a Victoria's Secret model. Like, you know, have fun. And if they don't like it, then fuck them. They weren't for you.

SPEAKER_00 27:53

True, true.

SPEAKER_01 27:54

Another man's one man's trash, another man's treasure, but you're not trash either way. I was gonna say period.

SPEAKER_03 28:01

It's a good way to close that mama.

SPEAKER_02 28:06

Okay, so you know, I'm on TikTok a lot. As I do. As you do. As I do. Um, have you ever heard or like seen those people, like big groups of people, do like the hear me out cakes?

SPEAKER_01 28:18

Yeah, but I'm a fat bitch. I'm like, can we just get to eating the cake?

SPEAKER_02 28:25

I felt that with my whole with my hope. Um, so I really wanted to do this and I wanted to try it out to see. Um, so we're gonna do a little segment called Hear Me Out.

SPEAKER_01 28:41

We could do like hear me out, like hear me out, I would send them a dick pic. Wait, it kind of ties in.

SPEAKER_03 28:50

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:51

Yeah? Okay. Okay, period. Yeah. So you wanna go first? You want me to go first?

SPEAKER_02 28:55

I think we should do every other one. Perfect. I do one, you do one back and forth.

SPEAKER_01 28:59

Love. Okay, who would you send your first dick pic to?

SPEAKER_02 29:03

Wait, so are we just sending dick pics? Could we also get dick pictures back to?

SPEAKER_01 29:08

Oh, sure, sure. Yeah, it's consensual both ways.

SPEAKER_02 29:11

Okay, fair. Alright, um, so the first dick picture I'm sending to is probably gonna be the phantom virus from Scooby-Doo.

SPEAKER_00 29:21

So crazy of you to say.

SPEAKER_02 29:24

He's hot though. I think he's hot. Like, I just like the vibes of him, you know?

SPEAKER_00 29:29

The spooky vibes.

SPEAKER_02 29:30

The spooky vibes.

SPEAKER_00 29:31

The spooky vibes, the rut row.

SPEAKER_02 29:33

He's gonna he's gonna electrify this pussy.

SPEAKER_00 29:35

Oh! He's gonna zing. Right. Don't put it zing.

SPEAKER_02 29:39

Right. I love it. I love that for you. Thank you. So wait, pause. Do we think that the phantom virus is packing?

SPEAKER_01 29:51

Or do we think grace? I'm gonna I gotta look him up real quick. Hang on. Phantom virus.

SPEAKER_02 30:01

Phantom virus.

SPEAKER_01 30:03

That's a word that's hard for me to spell. Is that what?

SPEAKER_02 30:06

Phantom? Yeah. P H A T O M.

SPEAKER_01 30:12

Eh, eh, eh. Phantom virus.

SPEAKER_00 30:19

You wanna what he looks like? You ever seen Osmosis Jones?

unknown 30:24

Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_00 30:28

He looks like the thing that goes inside and like causes the infection.

SPEAKER_03 30:33

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 30:34

Brother.

SPEAKER_03 30:35

Okay, anyways, we're getting sidetracked. Pack it or not.

SPEAKER_01 30:43

If he's like the cousin of the guy from Osmosis Jones, then I think he's packing. Because I think that guy's fucking packing.

SPEAKER_02 30:49

But like he doesn't have a dick, so I don't know how that works.

SPEAKER_01 30:54

It's packing personality, apparently. Electricity. Maybe he'll just zing the tip of your dick and then give you an orgasm. You don't know.

SPEAKER_02 31:01

That could be fun.

SPEAKER_01 31:01

That could be well.

unknown 31:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 31:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:04

I like that answer.

SPEAKER_01 31:05

Okay. So who I'm I'm sending um some titties to is solely from Monsters Ache.

SPEAKER_02 31:13

Okay. Period. I can see it. Can you see it? Yeah, I'm big. Big burly. Big hairy man, big hairy monster.

SPEAKER_01 31:18

Big hairy monster, but he has like a soft side. Yeah. And he's like super cute and he's good with kids.

SPEAKER_02 31:23

But he would absolutely pussy throb. He'd absolutely rail the shit out of you.

SPEAKER_01 31:27

Exactly. He'd like.

SPEAKER_02 31:28

He's like a big he's like a big uh teddy bear.

SPEAKER_01 31:31

He would like put like put our kid down for bed and like read, read a little nighttime story, say, okay, good night, I love you. And then shut the door real quiet and be like, go to bed, bitch. And then take her downtown. That's solely for Monsters Inc. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. Great dad. Great fuck. What more could you want?

SPEAKER_02 31:51

Literally a daddy.

SPEAKER_01 31:52

Literally a daddy.

SPEAKER_02 31:53

Literally a daddy. I love that.

SPEAKER_00 31:55

Okay, speaking of daddies, who's next?

SPEAKER_02 31:57

My next one is Jim Hopper.

SPEAKER_00 31:59

I think that's so crazy as well. I could see it though.

SPEAKER_02 32:02

Jim Hopper. He's got a dad bod going on, which I personally love, but I like men a little bigger. Um but just the mustache and just his overall physique. Yeah. I just know this man is hung like a fucking horse.

SPEAKER_01 32:20

You think so?

SPEAKER_02 32:21

Yeah, I know it.

SPEAKER_01 32:22

I think he has like mid. I think he's like average. He's average. I think he's average. Average dick.

SPEAKER_02 32:29

I think so, girl. How he like handles himself? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 32:34

Maybe it's the motion of the ocean. You don't know.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

I mean, even if he is if anyone is average, then as long as he knows how to use the colour.

SPEAKER_01 32:41

You'll take it.

SPEAKER_02 32:42

Right.

SPEAKER_01 32:42

As long as we're not Mr. Shrimp. How sad would that be?

SPEAKER_02 32:46

That'd be so disappointing. And if it was, he's immediately off my list.

SPEAKER_01 32:51

We try not to be prejudiced. We try not to be like, what's that called? Shallow. But if if we see Mr. Shrimp. Sorry, girl, you got you got sorry, girl, you got to go. Shoo shoo.

SPEAKER_02 33:05

What's your second?

SPEAKER_01 33:06

Um my second, who's given some titties? Jasmine from Aladdin, like the cartoon like 1997, I think is when it came out version. But here's the kick. Only in the red outfit. I have a friend, and I think she listens. She had the same sexual, like bisexual awakening that I had when we were kids. So we had a conversation one time, we were getting really high together, and it came up, and I said, Oh my god, no way. She goes, girl. She's like, girl, because she's bisexual as well. We're both like girl. Jasmine in the red outfit at the end of Aladdin eats down. And I eat her down. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

SPEAKER_04 33:49

What you say? Okay, next.

SPEAKER_02 33:54

Uh my third is uh Finn from the Human from Adventure Time as an adult man. Okay. Hear me out. Hear me out. Full fucking beard, muscular, could probably throw your ass around.

SPEAKER_00 34:10

Right.

SPEAKER_02 34:14

He has a very gruff voice, and he kinda like he kind of reminds me of like a lumberjack almost.

SPEAKER_01 34:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:21

And I'm here for it.

SPEAKER_01 34:22

Let's set up your your alley. I'm here for it. You love that shit.

SPEAKER_02 34:25

I feel like I sound weird when I say that. Finn is above uh above legal age, okay? In this in this uh particular I love how you had to say as an adult.

SPEAKER_00 34:41

He's as an adult, I don't.

SPEAKER_02 34:43

I just want to clarify.

SPEAKER_00 34:45

Right, right.

SPEAKER_02 34:46

But yeah, Finn the human as an adult man. Muscular, hairy, shredded as fuck. Right. Damn.

SPEAKER_01 34:54

Damn, damn, damn.

SPEAKER_02 34:55

Anyways.

SPEAKER_01 34:56

Um I'm going Michael Myers. Mikiella Myers. Miki Myers? I really don't need to. Mikkielo Myers.

SPEAKER_00 35:03

I don't need I don't need to explain any further.

SPEAKER_01 35:06

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 35:07

I agree. Okay, perfect. 100%. 100%. Even though you gotta keep the mask on, girl. Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 35:12

That's the whole that's the whole foreplay. Like.

SPEAKER_02 35:14

Well, no. Have you seen what he looks like under the mask? Yeah, we gotta we gotta be shallow.

SPEAKER_01 35:21

We gotta we do gotta keep the mask on. Gotta keep the mask on. We do gotta keep the mask on.

SPEAKER_02 35:24

Perhaps a uh a uh a bag as well.

SPEAKER_01 35:29

I feel like that would make him like upset. He probably would actually stab me.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:34

Oh, well yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:36

What do you want that?

SPEAKER_00 35:37

Oh, that's what you want.

SPEAKER_02 35:38

Yeah. To get fucked and then stabbed stabbed.

SPEAKER_00 35:42

Fun. Fun.

SPEAKER_02 35:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:44

Go for it. What's your number four?

SPEAKER_02 35:48

Oh. Okay. So for the people who watch or enjoy Harry Potter. Lucius Malfoy.

SPEAKER_01 36:00

That's I'm hearing you out. I just need to hear you out.

SPEAKER_02 36:07

Okay. I see Lucius Malfoy, okay. Right. Right. Uh very much especially with the long hair. Okay. Silver blonde hair, right? Chiseled jawline. Probably shredded as fuck. He gives Big Dick energy. And he's just, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 36:31

Dude, did you watch Game of Thrones? Do you like the Targery? Targaryans.

SPEAKER_02 36:36

I've seen the first season, and then I stopped watching it. I know. It's on my list, girl. My list. My list is so fucking long, okay? It's so long. Okay. Wait. Lucy is mouthboy. Lucy is a mouthboy. Long, long silver hair, okay? Very, very daddy to me. I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_00 36:56

I just I heard you out with this one.

SPEAKER_02 37:00

You disagree.

SPEAKER_00 37:01

And I digress.

SPEAKER_02 37:02

You disagree. Really?

SPEAKER_00 37:04

And I digress, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:05

You why? No.

SPEAKER_00 37:09

Right. Oh. Oh. Okay. So, um, my next one.

SPEAKER_02 37:17

Just I know you digressed, but I shouldn't get back into it because I want to know why.

SPEAKER_01 37:21

You said I want to regress.

SPEAKER_02 37:22

Right.

SPEAKER_01 37:23

Um, just not like my guy. Maybe it's because I just don't like him like personality-wise.

SPEAKER_02 37:29

Well, no, he's a he's a dick for sure.

SPEAKER_01 37:31

I think for me, I love a personality. Um, besides uh uh Miguel Myers, who has no has no personality, everyone on my like hear me out, they have some type of personality. Or they're fuddy. I think. And I love that.

SPEAKER_02 37:51

Okay, I could see that.

SPEAKER_01 37:52

So so for me, like if you're a dick, like even if you have like nine-inch slong dong.

SPEAKER_02 37:56

Sure.

SPEAKER_01 37:58

No, no, thank you. No thank you.

SPEAKER_02 38:00

Maybe it's just a fuck. That's it. You're not you're not marrying these people. I know, but I just can't. Trying to catch a dick and leave.

SPEAKER_01 38:07

I can't.

SPEAKER_02 38:08

Mama, hear me out.

SPEAKER_01 38:10

I heard you.

SPEAKER_00 38:11

I listened. I I you're valid in your feelings, and we're gonna continue on.

SPEAKER_03 38:21

I hate it here.

SPEAKER_02 38:24

I had a feeling you were gonna say no. Yeah. I had a feeling.

SPEAKER_00 38:28

Yeah. Speaking of personality, my next one is donkey from shroud.

SPEAKER_02 38:32

I could see it. I could see it. He has personality.

SPEAKER_01 38:35

He has personality, and I feel like he would have some good donkey dick.

SPEAKER_00 38:44

We're too immature for this.

SPEAKER_03 38:51

Donkey dick is great.

SPEAKER_00 39:04

Okay, sorry I digress.

SPEAKER_03 39:13

My nipples are hard. Okay. That was a good one. I love that. Perfect. The donkey took me the fuck out.

SPEAKER_04 39:31

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 39:33

Sorry, y'all. We just had a crying moment.

SPEAKER_00 39:36

Man. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 39:38

Okay, number five.

SPEAKER_00 39:39

Go for it.

SPEAKER_02 39:40

Art the clown.

SPEAKER_00 39:42

I think that's so crazy. Jim's gonna score when he hears this.

SPEAKER_02 39:46

Art the clown. Hear me out. Okay. This man is a freak, okay? I just know it. He's a demonic clown.

SPEAKER_01 39:53

Right.

SPEAKER_02 39:53

Um, literally saw my pussy in half. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 39:57

Thank you. Thank you. I feel like he would so he'd go off like a whole slaughtering spree, right? Right. And then he'd be like, kind of horny about it. So then he would like be like, give me your ass. And you're like, okay. And he'd be like, fucking you, but he's like wearing like titties from someone else. Like from the first movie. He's like wearing some titties and they're bouncing up and down, and then he's not hit like a wig on.

SPEAKER_02 40:19

The young ho.

SPEAKER_01 40:20

Yeah, he's doing the young hoe. The young hoe, and then like the stiffware. The stiffware. All he's like drilling your shit.

SPEAKER_00 40:27

And you're just like, ah.

SPEAKER_01 40:29

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 40:31

I love it.

SPEAKER_02 40:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 40:34

I can see it.

SPEAKER_02 40:35

I love it.

SPEAKER_01 40:36

Okay, my stiffware is crazy. The stiffware waves.

SPEAKER_03 40:40

It's Bob.

SPEAKER_01 40:41

It's fuck-ass bomb. It's fuck-ass Bob, bitch. If you haven't seen Terrifier, you have to watch the first one. It's so old now that it like it's it's corny, but it's not. It's just so good. And if you don't know what we're talking about, you have to go and watch that.

SPEAKER_02 40:57

Go watch it.

SPEAKER_01 40:57

And you'll laugh. Yeah, and you'll laugh your ass off.

SPEAKER_02 41:00

It's such a good movie. Stiffware.

SPEAKER_01 41:03

Stiffware.

SPEAKER_02 41:04

Alright, girl.

SPEAKER_01 41:05

My last one is Shane from Mulan. And I know that that's probably not a hear me out, but I feel like it kind of is a hear me out if you only like certain like you know there's certain people who only date certain types of like races or certain types of people.

SPEAKER_02 41:19

Sure.

SPEAKER_01 41:20

So like this is the only one on my list that you'd be like, oh, that doesn't match anything that she just said. But it's because he's like chiseled and big and buff and he's like a hard ass in the beginning, but then he's like, I think what I like about him at the very end is like he becomes a feminist. I love a man who's a feminist.

SPEAKER_04 41:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 41:41

Go ally, and that's what he is at the end. And so I'm like, you know what? You get it. You get it. And he softens up and he's all about the women, the girls, and the gays.

SPEAKER_02 41:54

Yeah, whatever you said, sure. I've never seen Mulan, so I have seen it, but it's been so many years. So so long. Do you uh have any extras that you want to throw in there?

SPEAKER_01 42:07

Like pick one more? I have an honorable mention. Do you have one?

SPEAKER_02 42:11

I do.

SPEAKER_01 42:12

Go for it.

SPEAKER_02 42:13

My honorable mention is Ghostface. But I'm a slut for that franchise. So and Ghostface? Specifically, I'd say Skeeter. Um God, what's his last name?

SPEAKER_01 42:30

No say.

SPEAKER_02 42:31

Skeeter, it's Billy and Stu Mocker.

SPEAKER_01 42:33

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:34

I just don't, I can't remember his real name.

SPEAKER_01 42:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:36

Um, Skeeter, oh, Skeeter Ulrich.

SPEAKER_01 42:38

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:39

Um, as Ghostface, him just chasing around with a knife. Hot.

SPEAKER_00 42:43

Hot. Hot. Hot. You're like, I need it. Are you actually gonna stab me or like what?

SPEAKER_02 42:47

No, quite literally. Be like, are you gonna stab me? Ooh, yes, please. Right in my ass. Thanks.

SPEAKER_01 42:56

With that knife or that knife?

SPEAKER_02 42:58

I want both. Both of them.

SPEAKER_00 42:59

Both of them.

SPEAKER_02 43:00

I want that one.

SPEAKER_01 43:01

I love that for you. I uh honorable mention for me is Nala from The Lion King when they're like grown. So it's kind of like your adventure time. I'm like, it's not when they're kids, that's fucking weird. Um, it's when they're grown, and it's the scene where it's like, can you feel the love tonight? They're chasing each other, her and Simba around the fucking She does have fuck me eyes. And then she looks at him when she's looking at the water, she goes, Fuck this pussy.

SPEAKER_02 43:28

And I'm like, Imagine what she said though.

SPEAKER_01 43:30

Wow. I said, I gotta study those eyes. Damn, you gotta do those eyes. Fuck me eyes. Yeah, so that's where my fuck me eyes developed was Nala from The Lion King.

SPEAKER_02 43:41

Every time I hear fuck me eyes, I think of Ethel Kane.

SPEAKER_01 43:43

I know, it's one of my favorite songs.

SPEAKER_02 43:44

Yeah, I love her.

SPEAKER_01 43:45

Yeah, that was a good concert.

SPEAKER_02 43:47

I wanna go back. I wanna go back. I wanna go see her again.

SPEAKER_00 43:51

She was so good.

SPEAKER_02 43:53

Uh so should we wrap it up?

SPEAKER_01 43:56

I think we should.

SPEAKER_02 43:57

Well committed gang. That episode was short and Sweet. Make sure you like, subscribe, and follow. Please, please, please.

SPEAKER_01 44:05

Please, please, please. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 44:08

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 44:09

Thank you. Yes, committee gang, it really does help us out. But also, don't ever send a dick pic on the toilet. Like, why?

SPEAKER_02 44:17

Mama, they should be imprisoned.

SPEAKER_01 44:19

Agreed. And I experienced this firsthand, obviously, like I just talked about. And to you, straight men doing this, knock it the fuck off.

SPEAKER_02 44:28

Sweetie. Anyways, what are you listening to slash watching right now?

SPEAKER_01 44:32

So listening to See Through by the Band Camino, it's really good. It's kind of like that alternative rock that I like. Um, I also just watched Maternal Instinct on Netflix. Okay, so I literally shared something on Facebook that said, if you think like that you watched like the worst woman alive on Netflix with their documentaries, I swear to god they put out another documentary like a month later about another woman who's just as worse. This girl faked a pregnancy. And like literally, like, spoiler, if you haven't watched it, you should, but I'm gonna spoil some of it real quick. So she meets a guy. This guy's not cute. He's not cute, and he's a dumb a fuck. But he's a boy, a dumb fuck.

SPEAKER_02 45:20

A dumb a fuck.

SPEAKER_01 45:21

A d a dumb a fuck.

SPEAKER_02 45:22

A dumb a fuck.

SPEAKER_01 45:23

A dumb a fuck. So like most men. Like most men. Anyways. So she's like, I got money. I come from money. And he's a dumb redneck. Just wants to be on his right. He just wants to be on his farm. Fuse me. He put up with her shit because he knew he like thought he was gonna get a payout. Okay, spoiler, she has no money. She had a total hysterectomy. Never told him, faked a whole pregnancy, faked the whole like nine months, went into ten months.

SPEAKER_02 45:56

Damn.

SPEAKER_01 45:57

Yeah, apparently he didn't know. That's so weird. Um, and then she had a friend who was pregnant and went to her house and killed her and cut her baby out. What the fuck? And was on the way to the hospital with the baby. Oh. Like she just had a baby. Okay. She's the youngest woman on death row in Texas.

SPEAKER_02 46:16

Rightfully so.

SPEAKER_01 46:17

Rightfully so. Rightfully. It was a really fucked up case.

SPEAKER_02 46:19

That's crazy. I was gonna say it reminded me of uh have you seen Baby Mama with uh Tina Faye? Yes, Amy Bowler, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:26

Yes, as sufficient she doesn't cut out the baby, right?

SPEAKER_02 46:28

And she's not actually pregnant.

SPEAKER_01 46:29

And she's not actually pregnant.

SPEAKER_02 46:30

Well, in the beginning at least.

SPEAKER_01 46:31

Right.

SPEAKER_02 46:31

Spoilers, if you haven't seen it, you should watch it.

SPEAKER_01 46:33

What about you? What are you watching? What are you listening to?

SPEAKER_02 46:36

So you're gonna be actually gonna be really shocked.

SPEAKER_01 46:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 46:40

Yeah. Uh Ellie Ella Langley.

SPEAKER_01 46:43

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 46:43

Yeah. Uh, I think I'm an Ellis Fella.

SPEAKER_01 46:47

You're an Ellis Fella?

SPEAKER_02 46:48

I think so.

SPEAKER_01 46:49

Oh, I love that so.

SPEAKER_02 46:50

I kind of love her right now. What song? Choosing Texas.

SPEAKER_01 46:53

Choosing Texas academic.

SPEAKER_02 46:56

It's catchy, and I I love her like voice and her little hello country accent.

SPEAKER_01 47:01

Hello, Alabama country accent.

SPEAKER_02 47:04

But yeah, I listen to her. Um so good. And she's hot as fuck, and she got them judo chop bangs.

SPEAKER_00 47:11

I fucking love those things.

SPEAKER_02 47:13

She just she's gorgeous. Yeah. Um, and then I just currently re-watched uh Heated Rivalry in a span of a day.

SPEAKER_01 47:22

This is why your list is so long. Because you go back, you run back shows. You like to run them back.

SPEAKER_02 47:27

Girl, that show is so horny.

SPEAKER_01 47:30

You're so you were just horny. So what you're telling me is you're just horny.

SPEAKER_02 47:32

I'm horny.

SPEAKER_01 47:33

Between uh drafting this episode.

SPEAKER_02 47:35

I can't wait to see my man tomorrow.

SPEAKER_01 47:38

Ew. I love that babe.

SPEAKER_02 47:42

Well, I'm Brandon.

SPEAKER_01 47:44

And I'm Ashley. And this is technically okay.