Committed Technically
You know that one friend you’re so close with that people start asking questions? Yeah, we turned that into a brand.
Introducing Committed Technically: A podcast by two people who are "married" to the hustle (and each other’s drama). It’s for the confused friends, the curious bystanders, and anyone who loves a good platonic power couple.
Let’s Chat & Yap.. It’s going to be a long, weird honeymoon.
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Committed Technically
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Committed Gang - WE'VE MISSED YOU!
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Guess who's back? Back again. Okay, so you remember when we said that we were to take off the 4th of July because it was the 4th of July, and then all of a sudden we're gone the whole month of July.
SPEAKER_03July.
SPEAKER_01Anyways, hi babe. Hi. Welcome back to committed technically. It's been so long.
SPEAKER_03It's been very, very, very long.
SPEAKER_01It really has. And I'm like, I I can't believe it's been a month, but at the same time, I can believe it's been a month. It's been a while. It's been so long.
SPEAKER_03Literally a month. Less than a month. Almost a month.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_03No, actually, it's been longer.
SPEAKER_01It's been a month because this will release the first week of August. Sorry guys, we didn't mean to do that to you guys. Anyways, what are we talking about today?
SPEAKER_03I'm so glad you asked.
SPEAKER_01Okay, go on.
SPEAKER_03Um, so this is gonna be a little bit different for an episode. Okay. We're just gonna be shooting the shit and catch up. Updating. Yeah, pretty much, yeah. Hell yeah. So what do you want to talk about first? So we're gonna be talking about life and and the bippy. And then the bippy and uh my previous relationship. All the tea, girl.
SPEAKER_01All the tea. All the tea. I love it. Okay. Well, we will get right into that. Uh I can't wait to catch up with you guys. I can't wait to sit and chat and yap. Let it go.
SPEAKER_03So this episode is gonna be a little different. Like I said, we are basically just gonna be updating everyone on what's been going on and why we've been gone for almost a fucking month. Sad face. This episode is all about the tea. Welcome, bitches.
SPEAKER_00Welcome, bitches.
SPEAKER_03So bad.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03What's been going on?
SPEAKER_01Where do you even want to start?
SPEAKER_03What you got for me?
SPEAKER_01Well, um, I got really like for me, the only thing that's been constantly evolving and changing and ups and downs and arounds and rounds is my child. The bibby. The baby in Mitsumi. Um she's like chillin', she's vibing. Like every time I do ultrasounds or I do like checks or whatever on her, she's super active and she's kicking and punching and moving around and she like moves her head around and around and you can feel all of that too. So at first I thought I could it was like flutters, like when you get butterflies.
SPEAKER_02Can I ask a follow-up question? Yeah. How does that feel? Is it fucking weird?
SPEAKER_01So I think I need to speak up. You need to speak up. I need you to get it together. It's been a month and he don't know how to speak anymore to you guys.
SPEAKER_03But yeah, for sure.
SPEAKER_01Here, I'll lean in this way. Okay. Ta-da! Okay. Um anyways. So what it feels like, have you ever had butterflies like when you talk to someone?
SPEAKER_03Like in a talking phase, like a nervous feeling. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Kind of, it's kind of like that. Oh, okay. Or like if you could imagine that you're a bag of popcorn and you're about to start popping, yeah. That's what it feels like. Interesting. Yeah. So I felt that for a long time.
SPEAKER_03Weird description. Yeah. Yeah. I've never felt like a bad bag of popcorn.
SPEAKER_01Oh, well, I do currently. So I love that for you. At first it was like that. Now I'm 21 weeks today. So now I feel 21.
SPEAKER_00Damn, girl. 21. We've just had 12.
SPEAKER_01I know, isn't that crazy? What the fuck? Um, I could feel more predominant, I guess, kicks or pump or like punches or whatever. Sure. Um, my body hates being pregnant. Like I said, she's fine. Like she's hanging out. Everything looks good. We just had anatomy scan the other day. Um, she's just she's like small. She's she she she'll petite.
SPEAKER_03What's the what's the size? Um compared to.
SPEAKER_01Well, today her size compares to like the size of a kitten.
SPEAKER_03Oh.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Big girl. Big girl.
SPEAKER_03Big ghoul.
SPEAKER_00Big girl. Big girl.
SPEAKER_03Um petite and ready to eat.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And so I don't know. Um, my like I said, it's just my body, and my body hates being pregnant. I was having issues with um like my cervix sh like shortening.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I remember you telling me that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And so I have to go every week for a Doppler and a cervix check. So every week I get probed in my coochie. Not the coochie. Yeah. Coochie Coochie probe.
SPEAKER_03What's your centimeters?
SPEAKER_01Uh well, this week it's great because I originally It's above 25, right?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Okay, good.
SPEAKER_01I'm at 40 MM now. Damn. I've been having to do vaginal progesterone, so shoving a pill at my coochie three times a day.
SPEAKER_03I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I have them in my purse, I'll show you. I literally had to- Don't take them like orally? Nope. What the fuck? They're suppositories.
SPEAKER_03Into your coochie. Into the coochie. That's insane.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_01It's like it bypasses all the other stuff that would digest it if I was to orally take it.
SPEAKER_03Okay, that makes sense. I gotcha.
SPEAKER_01So it works faster. Um, and then they told me I have gestational diabetes, and I definitely don't it's because my A1C tested like one point above like where they wanted it to go, so I have to test my blood sugars four times a day. And I swear to god, I could eat whatever I want. I've had ice cream, cookies, brownies, pastas. I I literally just had a quesadilla. You just saw me eat a fucking quesadilla. Yeah. And it won't spike it above where it needs to go.
SPEAKER_03Okay, well that's good.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. So hell yeah. The only number I ever like really focus in on the most is my fasting. And my fasting's never been above 90.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01So I'm like, you know what? Fuck it. Fuck it.
SPEAKER_03Well, maybe not fuck it. Still check it.
SPEAKER_01Still gotta check it every day. Um, but yeah, no, that's kind of what's been going on with me. Just kind of growing a human.
SPEAKER_03Little baby.
SPEAKER_01I get it, I get round ligament pain, which is not fun.
SPEAKER_03I asked you earlier. I'm gonna bring it up again. So no headaches, no migraines?
SPEAKER_01Uh-uh.
SPEAKER_03Any other any other pains?
SPEAKER_01I have like I said I have round ligament pain, which is like if you if you could imagine, like, if you had ovaries.
SPEAKER_03It's actually really funny you say that. Because I've been getting like cramps in my stomach. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like and migraines. Right here. Yeah. And then right like all the time. It feels closer to like my pelvis.
SPEAKER_01Yep. Yeah, girl.
SPEAKER_03What in the fuck?
SPEAKER_01I'm telling you, Jim got you pregnant too that night. You just don't know it. You won't know it until you're gonna have two babies. You're gonna have really bad explosive diarrhea when I give birth. Actually, speaking of I'm just kidding.
SPEAKER_03It's probably from uh me drinking and eating taco bow. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01That would that would always do it for you too.
SPEAKER_03Speaking of taco bow, can I like change the subject? Are you are you done to do that?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, I'm done talking about my my child. Okay. Move on.
SPEAKER_03Taco Bow released um like their back to the 90s uh menu items.
SPEAKER_00Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03Um, and they have a grilled cheese burrito box with two tacos and a grilled cheese burrito. And bitch, fuck me up.
SPEAKER_00It's so good.
SPEAKER_03So good. I'm waiting for the Grande Nachos box to come back.
SPEAKER_00Oh my god. Fuck it. Fuck it. Ugh.
SPEAKER_01Um anyways. I that's so funny you say that because what else? I said I wasn't talking about my child. But we're talking about like food and stuff. So I have hankering for sweet treats. I think that's a girl thing, though. That's what I hear from a lot of my friends who had girls. Um but you want to know what I also fuck with? And Jim hates that shit. What? Uh, all the shops. You know what I mean? The taco shops, the taco tikos, the taco grandes, the taco, what is that one? Pronto. If you guys are all from Wichita, if anyone's from Wichita, you know exactly what I'm talking about. And everyone has biased opinions. They either are taco shop people or they're taco taco people.
SPEAKER_03I'm neither of those people.
SPEAKER_01And then there's Brennan that's just Taco Bell. Just just just franchised with Taco Bell.
SPEAKER_03I yeah, basically.
SPEAKER_01But when I think of Taco Bell, like I'm like, eh. I used to love Taco Bell before I got pregnant. Now I'm just like, eh. Let's take a break. He's gonna beat the pregnant woman. Literally. Ums kick me, please.
SPEAKER_03No, a good gym will beat my ass.
SPEAKER_01Literally. But a good sleep would be great. Because I have to rotus for a chicken at night because I can't lay on my back or my stomach anymore.
SPEAKER_03You were a dinosaur.
SPEAKER_01So but that's on my side. So I I sleep like this on my side, and then I rotate, but I have to wake up to rotate.
SPEAKER_00Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01Because I can't just like roll on my stomach, or I can't just like go to my back and stay there.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So every day at night, I like rotisserie chicken like five times a night, and I have to pee. I love that for you. Yeah. It's straight up not having a good time sometimes.
SPEAKER_03I look like a rotisserie chicken.
SPEAKER_01Me too.
SPEAKER_03I say that every time we break it out.
SPEAKER_01Okay, I think I'm done now. So my life's pretty boring, right? Besides growing a human. Well, what else you got? What else you got going on? That's really it, girl.
SPEAKER_03That's it.
SPEAKER_01Mike, I have work is still work. Uh Jimmy just came back from AT. Uh, so he was gone for a minute.
SPEAKER_03Turn your head that way. God damn, aren't you blind?
SPEAKER_01Uh fun fact, I am legally blind.
SPEAKER_03Can I try those on?
SPEAKER_01No, because you're gonna make fun of me. No, I just want to see. I'm wearing my glasses today, guys. I cut my eyeball uh with contact. These aren't gonna do anything for me. I know. Yeah, I still look I'm still blind. I wish I could see you. See how well you were. Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_03Oh you got bricks on your fucking glasses.
SPEAKER_01I do. But you don't notice them until I turn to the side.
SPEAKER_03I didn't see it until just now, and I was like, Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Holy shit. Versus my like clear ones I used to wear where you're like, you could tell and them bitches were thick. Those are thick. Yeah, and yeah, these were still thick.
SPEAKER_03I love that for you.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Well, not really, but I was like, I hope she gets your eyes. And of course, he's like, no, I want he's like, I want her to have your eyes. I'm like, sure, until she's blind and has to wear like prescription glasses and contacts her whole life.
SPEAKER_03I wonder. Because gem ties are brown, so yeah.
SPEAKER_01He'll pre she'll predominantly have a lot of his features, I believe.
SPEAKER_03I feel like her eyes are probably gonna be brown. Yeah. Because male um what the fuck do you call that?
SPEAKER_01Right.
SPEAKER_03Jeans. Oh jeans. Jesus. Male genes are more predominant.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I feel like she'll predominantly look a lot like him. Yeah. Um, she does have a like a bigger head. Which I think is so funny because Jim has a huge head.
SPEAKER_03She she's gonna have. I'm so sorry. You're if whenever you do listen to this, you're gonna have that fucking unit on your head.
SPEAKER_01If your parents gave you anything, baby M, it's that fucking unit.
SPEAKER_03It's that unit. Jim doesn't have a big forehead, does he?
SPEAKER_01No, he Jim's just big in general.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I was talking about foreheads.
SPEAKER_01No, I honestly don't think Jim has like a huge forehead. Jim's just head is just really big and round. And it sits on shoulders. That's right. It goes big head, shoulders. Yeah. Head, shoulders, knees, and toes. That's that's Jim, because he has no neck. So he's gonna listen to this and be like, I didn't know we were bullying me in the first episode back. It's so funny you guys to do.
SPEAKER_03Jim, I wasn't bullying you. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so what's new with you? Because obviously there's not much with here over over her, up in her.
SPEAKER_03Welp, um, just been moving to the middle of fucking nowhere.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's where we're recording at today. It's kind of nice though.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Um, honestly, I haven't been doing much. Just unpacking, setting up my space. Uh driving over an hour to work back and forth.
SPEAKER_01You really hate that. I know you do.
SPEAKER_03I like the I like the house now. Yeah. I hate the fucking drive.
SPEAKER_01The drive would suck.
SPEAKER_03It's not bad, it's all highway, but like at the same time, it's like it feels like I'm living in Dallas again. Because it would take me 40, 45 minutes. But that was with like hella traffic and all that shit, you know. Yeah. So but yeah, though, just moving to BFE and got my my fuzzy cow, which is so excited for days.
SPEAKER_00I know, fuzzy cow, so excited.
SPEAKER_03Um what the fuck was I gonna talk about?
SPEAKER_01Um, uh, are you single? Are you dating someone?
SPEAKER_03Jesus, I don't know why I'm blank for a second. Um, no, so we broke up. We broke up like two weeks ago, two weeks ago, yeah. Two weeks ago. Yeah. No, maybe like a week ago.
SPEAKER_00Okay, why?
SPEAKER_03I don't know.
SPEAKER_00No, give me a T.
SPEAKER_01You can do the PR thing where you're like, we just went separate ways and I wish him all the best. I'm still talking to him, like randomly, but you know, the thing about you gays, I will never understand.
SPEAKER_03I mean, it was mutual per se.
SPEAKER_01He did air quotations, by the way.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I did air quotations. Um, just like to make a long fucking story short, I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.
SPEAKER_01And that part.
SPEAKER_03Thank you. That's all.
SPEAKER_01That's all. And next. So you moved.
SPEAKER_03Wait, wait, pause. Oh. I figured I figured it out. Okay. I figured it out. Okay, so um your your brush.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Your brush.
SPEAKER_01Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03Okay, so my boss. Uh-huh. I won't name drop, obviously. Yeah. Uh, he called me that morning when your brother was supposed to run 451. I don't actually does he listen.
SPEAKER_01I don't know if my brother listens or not. He he he likes everything.
SPEAKER_03So maybe.
SPEAKER_01So maybe. So maybe.
SPEAKER_03If you are l if you are listening, no tea, no shade, girl. Let's still play Minecraft together.
SPEAKER_01Are you guys playing Minecraft together? Yeah, we're going to. Oh, I love that for you guys. You guys are so fucking childish. Okay, anyways.
SPEAKER_03He suggested, and I play Minecraft like religiously, so I was like, fuck it, yeah.
SPEAKER_01He has his home gaming system in his house too.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, he was he showed me a picture of it when we're working together. Anyways, um, so my boss called me that morning and he was like, uh, what's going on? And I'm like, what do you mean?
SPEAKER_01You're like, am I in trouble?
SPEAKER_03He was like, What's going on with your brother? Your brother. Yeah. And I was like, I just I don't think he likes driving the trucks. Because he does fine with everything else. And he was like, Well, we gotta rip the band-aid off. Just get out there and do it. Yeah. Which is what happened to me. I mean, I was nervous as shit too, like on my first day at the hellhole. Yeah. Um, and he was like, Yeah, I mean, I I guess, but like at the same time, I'm like, I don't have any other guys to run it, so you're gonna have to run it. And I was like, motherfucker. Motherfucker.
SPEAKER_01So he was supposed to take over your route, is that correct?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I was training him to be on 451. Um and then I'd probably go to like El Dorado or some shit, which I was not looking forward to. That's like which you would hate even more. So honestly, it kind of worked out. Yeah. Because I'm really selfish with my truck and my route. Because I have the nicest truck in the fleet, and my route's not that bad. Yeah. So but anyways, I digress. Um so he came in, I think I talked to him this week on Tuesday. I think it was Tuesday. He had a limp and I was like, what did you do? And he's like, Well, after I got off the phone with you, I kicked my bathroom tub so fucking hard I broke my pinky toe. Because he was so mad. His pinky toe was like, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Uh-uh. Yeah. Girl. Yeah. And I was like, So Zion had did he have it like replaced or what?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, he had to go to the ER.
SPEAKER_01Uh.
SPEAKER_03Which also brought up another point. Was he talking in the bathroom naked?
SPEAKER_01Maybe he was just in the bathroom without his shoes on. Like the bathroom at work?
SPEAKER_03No, at his house.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he was probably just like he was about to shower.
SPEAKER_03Who told me? I don't know.
SPEAKER_01That's so crazy.
SPEAKER_03I would not say I can't say too much because I would not call. I know my uh other boss, uh, his wife listens.
SPEAKER_01I would, I don't know if the if the first person I'd want to call booty ass naked when I'm about to get in the shower is my coworker. I love all my well, my selective co-workers that I would call, but not enough to like But no, but like your employee.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's nuts. That's so funny.
SPEAKER_03Like I just like we were talking about it earlier, and I was like, Do you think he was naked? And Peggyoli and King Neptune.
SPEAKER_01We had to change okay, so hang on. Reaver.
SPEAKER_03Um, so Guppels or Guppy.
SPEAKER_01So I always said Gupples. Cause I thought I could that's the name I was trying to remember. Cause I think like Gupples the fish. But then you said Guppy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, because I had to Google it because I didn't know.
SPEAKER_01From from the Little Mermaid, that's originally where I got it from. Because King Neptune is in the water too.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Which we could have called her, I don't know, like Plankton.
SPEAKER_03Sandy Cheeks.
SPEAKER_01Sandy Cheeks. I mean, we could have like went with the whole Spongebob route.
SPEAKER_03Maybe we should do that. I don't know. I like Faggy. I like Faggoli though. It's pretty it's kind of fun.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna let you just roll with that one.
SPEAKER_03You don't wanna say it?
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_03Why?
SPEAKER_01Because I liked my name.
SPEAKER_03Well, Gupples, but it didn't make sense.
SPEAKER_00There's still a fish in the water.
SPEAKER_03But well, no, it's Guppy.
SPEAKER_00I know. I still like it. I digress.
SPEAKER_03I've never seen an old mermaid, so I just went with what you said.
SPEAKER_00I know. As you should.
SPEAKER_03Um but yeah, that was my tea. Um, I'm single now. And my boss broke his pinky toe.
SPEAKER_01And you get to keep your route.
SPEAKER_03And I get to keep my route. I'm actually gonna ask for a raise, I think.
SPEAKER_01That's what I was telling. Or well, per, as you should. That's what I was telling my mom though. I was like, I think it's really shit what happened.
SPEAKER_03Because oh yeah, what did uh Shelley say?
SPEAKER_01So I I was like, it's really shit what happened, because obviously, like he put it, he like stuck his neck out for my brother to like get him a job and blah blah blah, and then train him and like take the time out because Brandon hates training people. And well, but I know him, I'm comfortable with him.
SPEAKER_03Exactly.
SPEAKER_01So and so I was like, all this shit, and then all of a sudden he like up and quits because he has quote unquote anxiety.
SPEAKER_03Well, I mean, I kind of knew it was coming because he was like, I don't know if this is for me.
SPEAKER_01Which is like so crazy to me. Okay, so I'm a very like I saw this thing on like Facebook or TikTok, where the fuck one of those social media is. Um that the girls who were told like that you're mature for your age, like zero shit. If you give me an excuse, and I think it's a bullshit excuse, because you do you just want to take zero accountability for like what you're doing, I I I have no tolerance for it. I have no tolerance for bullshit. And it's because I had to handle so much as a kid. And so for me, it's like, so what the fuck did you expect when you were signing up to be a driver for a a trucking company?
SPEAKER_03I mean, I do get his point, like, and I did try to like reassure him, obviously. Right, hey, you're gonna be scared shitless for a little bit. Yeah, like I was scared shitless, and they just threw me on that bitch. I had one day of training for a whole week. Right. So I was like, you just gotta get used to it. And you will eventually. Granted, my truck is one of the smaller P tracks. It's a P900. Yeah. It could have been a lot worse. Kind of like a P1200. Yeah. Which them bitches are huge.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03So, but I don't know. I digress. It's, I mean, it's it's fine. I do understand. But at the same time, it's like just stick it out, you know.
SPEAKER_01Well, and that that's that that's where I get at. It's like, yeah, I get you're you're scared shitless. You've never worked in like an industry like that before. You've been the same type of profession since high school. Sure. And so like it's a big change and like it's a big culture shock, but like, what did you expect? Like, did you expect to well no, he did it, he did fine with everything else. Yeah, well, yeah, I know. You told me that.
SPEAKER_03Like, he was lifting them bitches like nothing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03And I'm like, over here struggling. I'm like, hello? Hello.
SPEAKER_01He works out like crazy. He has a like his whole garage is is a gym. He's he that's what he told me. Yeah, so he works out like a madman. But that that that that kind of filters through from high school.
SPEAKER_03But like he got he got ground claw down, he got the scanners down. He obviously didn't have any issues with like lifting the heavy shit.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03But I don't know. It is what it is. It's fine. Yeah. Not a big deal. Yeah. But also, if you're listening, you owe me $300 for that bonus.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01But, anyways, that's what I was telling my mom. I was like, I think it's shit that you know he did that. And I was telling Jimmy about it too. Jim goes, that's why I don't put my name on anyone. And he really doesn't.
SPEAKER_03That was the first time I did my.
SPEAKER_01I know. And and now, like what it's like kind of like. I mean, I apologize to well, sure, it's not your fucking fault, but at the same time, people put like if you're associated with someone, then that's where they're look kind of like place you with that person. Sure. And that's why Jim's like, I told him, and he just laughed. Like I told you, he just laughed his ass off. He goes, that's why I don't do that. I don't put my name on anyone. He goes, uh he goes, even my own brothers, he won't put his name on. Because he he don't he's like, you can't fuck with me and my money. But you know that's how Jimmy is. Um, I don't know. Anyways, I told my mom that I was like, but the plus side in this is that Brandon gets to keep his route because Brandon had a really easy route. He loved his route, he loved his truck, and so he gets kind of love the route, and I actually hate my job, but I think you love your route a little bit.
SPEAKER_03No, I do. Yeah, I do, because I'm used to it, I know what the fuck to do. Yeah, I don't know. But I digress. Um, he broke his toe, and that's the T.
SPEAKER_01That's insane. That's the T. That's insane. So you're gonna have to have surgery on that thing? I don't think so.
SPEAKER_03Uh it was like a hairline fracture.
SPEAKER_00Oh geez, from what he told me.
SPEAKER_03It like it, he even showed me like the x-ray, and it was just like a small sliver, which is crazy because he showed me his pinky toe. It looks fucked up, it was like fucking sideways, and I'm like, okay.
SPEAKER_01What angle did you kick? I'm very, I'm very curious now. I don't know. To break the pinky toe.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Like pushed in. I feel like if you were to kick, you'd break like your your pointer or your your uh big toe, maybe.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, the the big toe would make sense.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Interesting.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. So yeah, that's kind of what's been going on with me. Oh, and I also uh am starting school again in August.
SPEAKER_01In August?
SPEAKER_03I start the 22nd. I just have my CPR class and then I have microbiology on Saturday.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I will take that online. You gotta go in for it.
SPEAKER_03It's Saturday morning 8 to 11, I think. Nice.
SPEAKER_01So hell yeah.
SPEAKER_03So I don't have to take off work and at least or go night class. That would suck. I wouldn't mind a night class actually.
SPEAKER_01Really? After working all day, then night class and then come all the way out here.
SPEAKER_03You're really just listening to lectures.
SPEAKER_01Oh no, dog, couldn't meet me.
SPEAKER_03No, no, I wish it was online.
SPEAKER_01If it was online, it wouldn't be no issue. Yeah. Like one day of clinical, like we have to go in. They kind of did that. Like when I went to Butler for a little bit. Uh I had a class I did majority online. And then I had clinicals. Obviously, you had to do clinicals in person.
SPEAKER_00Sure.
SPEAKER_01You go in, butler, and you just take it and then you leave. Um, but then I think COVID kind of shifted a lot of that stuff because like you couldn't go in during COVID to do any types of like clinicals like that, so everything got shifted online. So I wonder if they just kind of kept it there.
SPEAKER_03You know what I mean? Yeah. No, I don't I mean, I don't really know how it's gonna go yet. I mean, next semester I'm only taking literally one fucking class, which is A and P.
SPEAKER_01Are you taking it anatomy first, then like the physiology?
SPEAKER_03I have to take microbiology first and then A and P is together.
SPEAKER_01Is that online?
SPEAKER_03With a lab. I'm a little nervous for that one.
SPEAKER_01The anatomy part, but it was different for me because I've been in medical since I since you because you already have like an i a basic idea of so anatomy was always easier for me.
SPEAKER_03Right. I'm not worried about the anatomy. It's the physiology, it's the physiology.
SPEAKER_01Because I don't like chemistry. Never really cared for chemistry.
SPEAKER_03I was pretty good at chemistry, but it was you might do well. I don't know. I mean, if I just gonna have to study my ass off, honestly. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. About the about this like little covering book thing. It's like A and P. It's supposed to get you ready for the class before so I can like not blindsided when I get the fuck in that class.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah. So I feel like so A A like the A part is just like like what's that? That's your patella.
SPEAKER_03Kneecap.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, patella.
SPEAKER_02Kneecap.
SPEAKER_01Right. But it's gonna want you to say patella. And they're gonna want you to know how to spell it too, which is where like some of these like names, you're like, how the fuck do you spell that? Yeah. Um the physiology part is like the gases that turn in your body. Yeah, and then expel out.
SPEAKER_03All the like you said, the chemistry shit.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and that always fucked me up. It's always got things mixed around and confused.
SPEAKER_03That's the part I'm worried about.
SPEAKER_01I think you'll do fine. I think you do all right. You got this girl. Pop your pussy.
SPEAKER_03We gonna see.
SPEAKER_01Just eat a cheese it and shut the fuck up, and you'll be fine.
SPEAKER_03Do you know what's funny I was actually gonna tell you to do that? How about you have a cheese it and shut the fuck up?
SPEAKER_01It's my favorite. One of my favorite stems.
SPEAKER_03You ready to get in these would you rathers?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, Brandon put together would you rathers, and then I totally thought, like, he was brainstorming different ideas for different outlines, and so I totally thought that he switched out an outline and that I wasn't gonna have to do Would You Rathers, and then he hits me with so, anyways, you can't look at that page because they're Would You Rathers. I'm like, oh my fucking god.
SPEAKER_03It's a surprise. It's a surprise.
SPEAKER_01Okay, go for it.
SPEAKER_03I feel like you should go first. You want me to go first? Why don't you go first?
SPEAKER_01Um so I they have different topics. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Like I said, the more unhinged the better. Because mine are I know, I read the first one. Yeah, it just gets worse from there.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so this is gonna probably make you feel icky. Just because you have social anxiety. Uh-oh, that's scary.
SPEAKER_03I'm in danger. I'm in danger.
SPEAKER_01Uh, would you rather end every single conversation by aggressively barking like a Doberman or gently being like stroking each other on the cheek and and then whispering soon? Question mark. You got that dog in you?
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna go with the barking.
SPEAKER_01You know, you got that dog in you?
SPEAKER_03I like the dog. I like the dog one. I'm just like picturing it in my eye. What about you? Which one would you do?
SPEAKER_01I don't know. I feel like for certain people, I wanted I would want to stroke the cheek because I know it'd make them feel super weird. Like you.
SPEAKER_03That sounds about right.
SPEAKER_01I just like soon so funny.
SPEAKER_03Did that make you feel icky? So fucking weird. Let's take a break. Okay, you ready? Yep. All right. Would you rather boof? And if you don't know what boof is, I know you do, but boofing is where you butt chug something. Right. Right. A bottle of hot sauce, or have someone shit on your chest. Take a big old poo-poo.
SPEAKER_01Do I have to be awake when someone shits on my chest? Or just be fully conscious. Is it explosive diarrhea or is it like a normal like bowel movement?
SPEAKER_03It's a normal poop. Actually, you know what, just for funsies, it's a diarrhea.
SPEAKER_01I don't want hot sauce up my ass.
SPEAKER_03You're gonna do the shit.
SPEAKER_01Is that unhinged? Like, I don't know. Because either way.
SPEAKER_03I guess I guess. I mean, if somebody shake a poopoo on your chest, yeah, you could just wash it off. Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_01And I don't have to have the repercussions of not only having hot things go up my ass, but then having them come back out my ass and then like burn my rectal canal.
SPEAKER_03That's fair, honestly.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna have to punch shit on my chest for sure.
SPEAKER_03Okay, I got you.
SPEAKER_01What would you say? Are you gonna butt chug? I was gonna do the butt chug. Well, you're probably used to it with all the fucking Taco Bell and all the shit you eat.
SPEAKER_03Exactly, girl. It's fine. It's fine. You're used to I'm gonna go with the butt chug.
SPEAKER_01Burning your rectal canal.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01That's crazy. Anyways. Well yes. Well, well, yes. Well, yes. Um rather have a belly button that occasionally whispers your deepest insecurities to you, or have teeth made of squishy fruit-flavored gummy bears?
SPEAKER_03Fun. I'm gonna go with the teeth because I like gummy bears.
SPEAKER_01But what happens if they don't grow back?
SPEAKER_03What do you mean?
SPEAKER_01Okay, so it's a gummy bear, right?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01You like a taco or chilupa, right?
SPEAKER_03Sure.
SPEAKER_01You think a gummy bear can chew through a chilupa? What happens if your tooth falls out and then you have no teeth? Because all your gummy bear teeth fell out. Am I making that too logical? That was the first thing I thought of.
SPEAKER_03Actually, you're right.
SPEAKER_01What was the first one again? Your belly button will whisper your deepest insecurities to you every once in a while.
SPEAKER_03Oh, my brain does that all every day. Oh, perfect. I'll go with the first one. That's what I was gonna go with.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I feel like I would just plug her up.
SPEAKER_03But like, what if the gummy bears? What if the gummy bears were like permanently like attached like your teeth? Like a veneer? Yeah. Like what if you no matter what you ate?
SPEAKER_01But also So you're about to eat like a filet mignon and then you take a bite, and all you can taste is like cherry gummy bear. With a filet mignon.
SPEAKER_03You know what? You got me there. You got me there.
SPEAKER_01It's you if you have sensory issues and like food issues like that, then I feel like Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.
SPEAKER_03That's a good one.
SPEAKER_01Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Okay, go for it. I didn't I didn't read the next one, so now I'm really caught off guard with whatever you say.
SPEAKER_03Would you rather swim across a pool of semen or a pool of period blood?
SPEAKER_01You know, as a woman, I'm fine with both.
SPEAKER_03You're fine with both. Sure. Yeah. But you gotta pick one.
SPEAKER_01It'd be a real carry moment if I slam through like menstrual blood. Yeah. So I kind of I'm kind of down with that. It's kind of goth. That's pretty metal, of if you ask me.
SPEAKER_03So yeah, there's a lot of iron in your blood, so it makes sense. Do you see what I did there?
unknownAlright, I'll go kill.
SPEAKER_03Oh, wait, no, I can't say that. Actually, yeah, I can't. I'll go kill myself.
SPEAKER_01If you feel like harming yourself, please call. The hotline suicide.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna go with the semen.
SPEAKER_01You're gonna go. That makes sense.
SPEAKER_03But you know, me being who I am.
SPEAKER_01A gay man.
SPEAKER_03And I've never experienced menstrual blood before, so I don't know what that's.
SPEAKER_01It's it's it's literally like normal blood.
SPEAKER_03But it looks like I'm dumb, so you can get like clots in there.
SPEAKER_01You didn't say that.
SPEAKER_03Well, yeah, no, it's like the full experience.
SPEAKER_01I'm still gonna go with the blood. It's pretty metal. Okay. I love it. Um, okay. Dun dun dun dun dun. Would you ooh, would you rather have to shed your skin once a month like a snake in a very public place or have fingernails that grow an inch every hour?
SPEAKER_03Jesus. I'm gonna go with the fingernails.
SPEAKER_01Really?
SPEAKER_03I don't if I'm shedding like a snake.
SPEAKER_01Once a month.
SPEAKER_03In public.
SPEAKER_01In public.
SPEAKER_03No. That's weird. I'll be naked. I'll have to take my clothes off. We'd booty butt naked.
SPEAKER_01But uh an inch every hour? That's 24 inches in one day.
SPEAKER_03Keep those fucking fingernail clippers on you. Keep your clippers on you. Yeah, you gotta say strap.
SPEAKER_01Which one would you do?
SPEAKER_03I don't know.
SPEAKER_01I feel like I'd probably I feel like I would do the skin. I'm not even gonna lie.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Spooty butt naked. Booty butt naked. What's it not? Shutting your skin.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Because no way, my luck would probably just be in like my office.
SPEAKER_03I'm upset.
SPEAKER_01Why?
SPEAKER_03Mine would be at work.
SPEAKER_01You that would be quite the sight to see, could you imagine?
SPEAKER_03You just see your FedEx driver shedding his fucking skin.
SPEAKER_01Like running up to your door and like And then it starts.
SPEAKER_03Just skin falling off.
SPEAKER_01Just skin falling off. The seeping, seeping off skin. I'm upset.
SPEAKER_03I already said that, but I'm upset.
SPEAKER_01Sorry. What's your fourth one?
SPEAKER_03Wait, did you?
SPEAKER_01Or third one. I just did three. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03Would you rather have penis penis-sized nipples or have a violent orgasm every time you hear the word pancakes?
SPEAKER_01I don't hear the word pancakes much much often. So I feel like I like the.
SPEAKER_03So what I was gonna do with this one is I was gonna say the uh phrase, like any type of phrase with like a breakfast food item. I think that would have been better. Let's do that instead.
SPEAKER_01So, like anytime someone mentions any form of breakfast food.
SPEAKER_03So, like orange juice, waffles, pancakes, sausage, bacon, eggs.
SPEAKER_01You start having like a a violent orgasm. Violent orgasm. That changes it because like I don't hear the word pancake often. I'm also not a breakfast girl like that.
SPEAKER_03You're not?
SPEAKER_01Mm-mm. I don't like breakfast like that. Damn. I know.
SPEAKER_00That's crazy.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. The only time I really like breakfast is when it's free and it's continental. So um period. There's that. Or when Jim takes me out for breakfast because he pays for it. Um penis size. Okay, but what kind of penis? Micro, schlongdong, chode. I'd say choad. That's I feel like my nipples are getting there. My boobies be changing with this pregnancy.
SPEAKER_03My nipples are already like that.
SPEAKER_01So we're going with the first one?
SPEAKER_03I'm going with the first one.
SPEAKER_01No, I don't think that no, I think that's good.
SPEAKER_03But also, at the same time, it's like a violent orgasm. Sounds great. It sounds great.
SPEAKER_01But with every time you mention a breakfast item on food? Yeah, girl. Girl.
SPEAKER_03Stress free.
SPEAKER_01Stress free. If you're stressed at work, just like someone yell the word. Pancakes. Okay. Um let's see. Would you rather be forced to scurry everywhere on all fours at 40 miles per hour or be able to fly but only two inches off the ground while loud carnival music plays out of your armpits? Can I read that?
SPEAKER_03Can I just do that really quick? What the fuck?
SPEAKER_01Isn't it great?
SPEAKER_03That's so weird.
SPEAKER_01Answer the question.
SPEAKER_03Scurry.
SPEAKER_01You rather scurry!
SPEAKER_03I feel like I'd shoot you.
SPEAKER_01Like if I saw people.
SPEAKER_03You probably have to.
SPEAKER_01If I saw someone scurrying on all fours at 40 miles per hour, I'm taking my fucking gun and I'm shooting each other. I think I'd much rather fly, even if it's two inches off the ground and you hear carnival music.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but like you're only two inches.
SPEAKER_01So here comes the crazy bitch.
SPEAKER_03Or if you're flying and you run into something.
SPEAKER_01Dodge and weave, girl.
SPEAKER_03Girl, this is not uh fucking subway surfers or whatever that game was. You know what I'm talking about? I do know what you're talking about. Yeah, I'm gonna go with uh crawling. Crawling, scurrying.
SPEAKER_00I'm gonna go with I'ma fly. I'm like a bear.
SPEAKER_03Alright. Number four.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Would you rather get punched in the face by Mike Tyson at his prime or dropkick a little girl while you're being filmed, but no repercussions?
SPEAKER_01Oh dropkicking that little bitch.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, same.
SPEAKER_01Please. Mike Tyson used to bite people in his prime. No, thank you.
SPEAKER_03Didn't he like bite people's ears off and shit?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. He ripped a guy's ear off.
unknownOh my god.
SPEAKER_03Could you imagine getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson?
SPEAKER_01In his prime? Absolutely not.
SPEAKER_03He could probably still rock your shit now.
SPEAKER_01Girl. No, thank you. Okay. My last one. Would you rather have to drink a gallon of milk that's exactly one day past the expiration date? Or eat a pizza where the cheese is replaced by thick, wet dryer lint. I wish you guys could see his face.
SPEAKER_03Oh I was down for the pizza until I heard the wet dryer lint. Wait, why is it wet?
SPEAKER_00I don't know.
SPEAKER_03It shouldn't be wet, it should be dry, right? It's in a dryer.
SPEAKER_01Unless it got wet coming out of the dryer.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, maybe.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I at first I was thinking about the pizza. And then, because I don't like I'm very weary about like milk. I don't like milk to begin with. I'm not a milk girl.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_01Only if I'm eating something like super sweet, like rich, like a brownie. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_03I don't drink regular milk. I prefer like almond milk. Because it's sweeter and it's better for you.
SPEAKER_00So you get the sweetened almond milk.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Right. Um what the f what the fuck was that? So it's like you don't like you get I don't like sweetened almond milk.
SPEAKER_01I don't. No, I get the unsweetened almond milk. It's so good. Because it's the like closest representation to regular milk that won't make me have to shit my pants.
SPEAKER_03Okay, that's fair. I mean, the only time I'm using milk is when I'm eating cereal. So it just makes it sweeter.
SPEAKER_01What kind of cereal do you like?
SPEAKER_03Girl, I will fuck up some Captain Crunch peanut butter.
SPEAKER_01Yes! You know how many times I try to argue with people that that one is the most superior. So fucking That's the most superior one.
SPEAKER_03And shove it up my ass.
SPEAKER_01And he'll be fine.
SPEAKER_03Um, I also fuck with uh I like frosted flakes occasionally, and I also like uh cocoa pebbles.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_03Indore fruity pebbles.
SPEAKER_01Fruity pebbles I can get down with.
SPEAKER_03Okay. What about you?
SPEAKER_01Uh Captain Crunch peanut butter. That's the only one I ever buy. Uh Jimmy's a big cereal guy. Um we literally had a whole debate. It was like me, him, and a couple of our other friends a long time ago. Outside the stop. If you guys are in Wichita, you know what the stop is, and you know. Not the stop.
SPEAKER_03You guys are that fucking dive bars where I hey.
SPEAKER_01It used to be it's it was the place I met Jim. I know. It holds holds a special place in my heart. Um JK, JK. You'll find love like it one day. Probably not.
SPEAKER_03Shut up. We're young in alone. I don't know.
SPEAKER_01JK, JK. However, I feel that day. Um and we had a whole conversation. It was like, so Jimmy and these guys used to were like really good friends with like the people who own the bar. Work the bar, manage the bar, whatever. We used to shut down the bar at 2 a.m. and then stay back and help them clean up, and then they would give them, they would like offer them like free beer or whatever. Oh, yeah. I think that's what I think that's what the agreement was. Or it was to keep drinking their six-pack while they cleaned, so they didn't have to throw away their beers. Damn. You know, something like that. Okay. So we think we did that. So right now it's probably like 2 30, like close to 3, maybe. We're having whole conversations about superior cereals by tiers, like tier one, tier two, tier three. No one would ever agree with me. I'm like, Captain Crunch peanut butter is the superior one.
SPEAKER_03Do you know uh I think it's called French Toast Crunch or something like that? See, Jimmy loves that one. Did you like that one?
SPEAKER_01I never we never had that growing up. I know. Scandalous. Jimmy loves that one though.
SPEAKER_03That she that she eats.
SPEAKER_01She busts down.
SPEAKER_03She busts down. She busts down.
SPEAKER_01Bust down, Tatiana. Do I have one more? No, that was it.
SPEAKER_03That was it. We could just get sidetracked, I think.
SPEAKER_01Okay, what's your last one?
SPEAKER_03Okay, last one. Would you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick?
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_03Or sit on a dick and eat a cake.
SPEAKER_01Sit on a dick and eat a cake. That sounds fabulous. Yeah, that's what I was saying. That's what I said. That sounds like if I go to heaven, that's what I want.
SPEAKER_03Sitting on a dick eating and eating cake. Yeah. Perfect. Perfect. Love it.
SPEAKER_01Orgasms from both holes. That's great.
SPEAKER_03Right. Did you say both holes or all holes?
SPEAKER_01Both. Mouth. Both them. Both them. Both them. A mouth orgasm and a vagina orgasm.
SPEAKER_03Period. Yeah. Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_01Hell yeah. Yeah. I'm good with that. Should we wrap it up then? Let's wrap it up. Okay. Wow. Have you guys missed us? We missed you. Um those were some fucking topics. Yeah. I'm glad you chose those. Did you like them? I did, because at first I was skeptical. And then the more we read them, the more I start ugly crying as I am now. It's great. Okay, so I guess to wrap up, what's a song you've been listening to?
unknownOh yeah.
SPEAKER_01What's a movie or TV show you've been hooked on? Let the people know.
SPEAKER_03Music. I've been listening to a lot of Ethel Kane. Um, did you hear that she's gonna quit music in September after her tour?
SPEAKER_01Like officially, or is she just taking a break?
SPEAKER_03She like posted on her Instagram about it.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03She better fucking not. Hayden, I know you're not listening, girl. But I will calm down and I will find you. I I almost feel like it's like the dramatics of like But like I feel like every artist says that.
SPEAKER_01Every artist does that. You know how many times Zach Bryan has done that? Where he's like, I'm done. And then release like an EP like six months later, and then continues to like tour and do all the stupid stuff.
SPEAKER_03I feel like it's one of those things where she's just like trying to girl, are you okay?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'm just trying to away my tears.
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah, I heard that. I don't know. I don't think it's true. Because like I said, every artist fucking does that. So it's hard to say.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, I agree.
SPEAKER_03Um so I've been listening to a lot of her just because I love her. And then I recently started watching Insecure, which I tried to put you on, and I guess you've already fucking seen it.
SPEAKER_01Jimmy and I watched that 2023. 2023 out when we lived, yeah, yeah. Out west.
SPEAKER_03I guess I shouldn't have said your street now.
SPEAKER_01It's okay, I don't live there anymore.
SPEAKER_03Well, yeah, but your brother does.
SPEAKER_01Well, now you have a dive, so way to go. You keep fucking up.
SPEAKER_03I didn't finish it. I didn't finish the name.
SPEAKER_01That's fine.
SPEAKER_03Um, so yeah, I've been watching Insecure, so fucking good, so funny. Yeah. Um, she's great. Yeah. Um watching that. What about you?
SPEAKER_01So song-wise, I was actually driving here. You know how long it takes to get all the way out here. Um, I saw this thing on Facebook when I was in line to get my my food before I headed out here. Uh, that today is officially 10 years since Closer by the Chain Smokers and Halsey was released. So I was listening to that on the way here, and I got super nostalgia. And I was like, I'm I miss the rage. I miss the rage. And so that's what I was thinking about. Um, so I listened to that on the way out here show wise. Uh I just watched the new uh season of quarterbacks. I'm a huge football fan. Um, and it was pretty good. Uh I I told my mom, my mom's a big football girl too. I told her, I was like, you need to watch it. She goes, Well, who's the who's quarterbacks? And I told her, the first three. I was like, oh, and then Baker Mayfield. And she goes, Nope. Never mind. Oh. I don't know who that is. I know you don't know who that is. He kind of had a reputation when he played college ball and he was like reputation for a while, uh being an ass, basically. Oh, like on the sidelines, he would fucking stroke like pretend to stroke his dick at the team, and then he got arrested for like this DUI and he tried to run away from it. Like it was like a whole thing. Yeah, he bounced around last year um between different teams. So, but it kind of shows the light of what happened during the football season, and then it kind of transfers into like their personal life and how they balance that. Anyways, I watched that. I think it was really cool.
SPEAKER_03You're so fucking straight.
SPEAKER_01I just love football. I love football more than more than Jim does. Jim doesn't really watch sports. The only time he really watches sports is when I have football on. Or like the FIFA World Cup, because he used to play soccer, so but just just to sit down and like actively watch sports. I really don't, besides football. I'll fuck with football. Go Chiefs. He's looking at me like, okay, and okay, on that note.
SPEAKER_03Thank you so much for listening to this week's episode. Please, please, please like, share, follow, and subscribe.
SPEAKER_01What he said. And until next time, Committa Gang. I'm Ashley.
SPEAKER_03And I'm Brandon.
SPEAKER_01And this is Committa Technically. Okay, bye.