A Glitch In Our Memories

Did Pikachu have a black tip on his tail? Did Darth Vader actually say, "Luke, I am your father"? In this episode, we're diving headfirst into the mind-bending world of the Mandela Effect. 

Join us as we break down the pop culture moments, iconic movie lines, and famous brands that millions of us remember incorrectly. From misquoted cinema classics to nostalgic ad campaigns that never actually existed the way we recall - at least - in this universal timeline. 

Hit play, test your own memory, and let us know in the comments: Which Mandela Effect blew your mind the most? Let's Chat and Yap about it!

Distribution: Buzzsprout

Editing and Production: Riverside.FM Studios

Music: "Good Things Take Time" by Otto.mp3 and Upbeat

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SPEAKER_02 0:09

Hey, hi, how you doing? Welcome back. What the fuck's up, gang? Um you wonder what I realized last time we had a conversation. Um, we talked about everything else, like the baby, your relationship, jobs, yada yada, everything in between. I did not ask, nor I guess nor did you ask, but how 4th of July went. The reason we took a week off and then turned into an extra three week. It was a month. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:36

It was literally a month. Oh, your fourth. It was good, actually. I got drunk. Peruge. Peruge, like you said. Yeah. On the last yeah, in the last episode. Because I remember specifically being like, how do you know I'm gonna get drunk? And then you looked at me crazy, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 0:53

How do I how do I know that the sun is yellow? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 0:56

You said some shit like that. You were right, but um it was good though. No, we just um hung out at um Faggy Woolley's house and with King Neptune or and or Voldemort's nut sack.

SPEAKER_02 1:10

Oh yeah, I forgot we did that too.

SPEAKER_00 1:12

Yeah, he doesn't like that, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 1:13

What, yours?

SPEAKER_00 1:14

You just said to Bolt Voldemort's nutsak.

SPEAKER_02 1:16

Oh well that that's your doing, so I'm gonna keep saying it.

SPEAKER_00 1:19

Fuck you. You know who you are. Um but yeah, no, we just hung out there. It was um faguli's I can't even say with his right face. Um hung out at Fagioli's house. That's really hard to say. It is Fag Fagioli? Yeah, fagioli. Fag Fagioli. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:39

It's a lot of okay it's a lot of it's a lot of rolling off the tongue.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

It is. Uh we hung out at her house, her mom's house. Um some of her family came over. Yeah. And um shot some shit off, drank a little bit, made some foods. Um, their neighbors went crazy with the fireworks. So we didn't really buy much.

SPEAKER_02 2:01

Uh because why would you when they can get on the show for you?

SPEAKER_00 2:04

Yeah, we got it for free.

SPEAKER_02 2:05

Yeah. Love that.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

Um, I bought a cake. Well, actually, we didn't buy anything. Fucking King Neptune knows everybody in this goddamn city. And the tent we went to, they knew him. So we they gave us um a f two free cakes. Nice. Which were like 60 bucks a piece. Yeah. And then we got some like small stuff, but which was pretty cool. Um one of the cakes I lit um fell over and shot at us. Not really shot at us, but like we're like disperted? Kinda. Yeah. It was it was a little um scary. Skewy.

SPEAKER_02 2:42

Skewy. Sounds skewy. Skewy.

SPEAKER_00 2:45

Um, but yeah, no, it was good. Good. Yeah. How about you?

SPEAKER_02 2:48

Um, so we went to my mom's house. Um, my dad, who's who's passed on, it was one of his favorite holidays, too. So I always try to go see my mom. We swam by we, I mean me and her, because Jimmy does not do the water. So he sat on the side and just uh he's he can't swim. He can't swim.

SPEAKER_00 3:10

Just having a shallow end.

SPEAKER_02 3:12

He d I think it's a general fear of of water. Yeah, water in general. Yeah. So he just kind of hung out, and then we went out to um a friend's parents' house out kind of a round yonder out here, because they have some property. And her dad always does this really big, like 4th of July show. They have a really beautiful in-ground salted pool. And so we got in that and we ate tons of food because everyone, of course, always brings something. It's potluck style, and so so much food, so much, you know, alcohol. I wasn't obviously drinking, but Jimmy had a grand old time. He killed a whole bottle of Jameson by himself. Um, his drink of choice that night that gave that everyone gave him shit for was um an Irish mule. Like, why are you drinking an Irish mule on the 4th of July? So, like beer and so Jameson instead of vodka. Right. Your choice of vodka. So JMO and ginger. Ginger beer, mint, lime. That's it. That's all you get. It's actually really good. It's a really good drink. It's kind of it's really refreshing. The mint and the the the lime with the ginger beer is really good, and you get that that's I like Jameson though, so like the swoop of the the whiskey at the end.

SPEAKER_00 4:36

Jameson, I don't like I don't like meals though.

SPEAKER_02 4:39

Oh, really? Not really. Um but yeah, no, that's really all we did. And then I drove us back home, and that was it. It was great. Um, but something else also that I kind of was doing over that that weekend, because I got off what was it, that Friday. Jimmy had to work still. I started watching Criminal Minds, like the older criminal minds, and I ran into an episode of them talking about a criminal that they're hunting down. Um you know how the show goes.

SPEAKER_00 5:11

I don't actually have never seen it.

SPEAKER_02 5:12

You've never seen Criminal Minds, so they're profilers.

SPEAKER_00 5:15

I don't I don't really like shows like that.

SPEAKER_02 5:20

Okay. Um anyways, okay, it's a show about FBI profilers. People who like analysise, oh, he must live in his mom's basement. As he gets through the middle finger. Um like shit like that. And so they were talking about this guy they were hunting down because he he seemed to be having like hallucinive thoughts. And they were trying to like figure out what to reference it to, and then when the smart guy on the show goes, has anyone ever heard of the Mandela effect? And he explains what the Mandela effect is. Oh I said, Holy shit, that'd be a really cool topic to talk about because we've talked about Love the transition, boom. So good. Thank you, thank you.

SPEAKER_00 6:03

Also, how about you eat the cheese it and shut the fuck up?

SPEAKER_02 6:06

How about that? I had I had to throw a little tea little shade, you know what I mean? To be fair, it's like your own apartment in this in this jome. In this jome.

SPEAKER_00 6:19

It's full free.

SPEAKER_02 6:20

It is full free. Full free nine. So, anyways, we're gonna talk about the Mandela effect today, if that's okay with you. Okay, let it go. Take a moment and picture the fruit of the loom logo that's on the tag. Got it? Now, what's behind the fruit? If you said a cornucopia, apparently you're very wrong. Welcome to Command and Technically, where this week we're planning to talk about the tricks on your mind. Or maybe you've already done that to yourself. Just think about it. Let's chatting yet. So, do you know the background of the Mandela effect? Do you know why it's named the way it's named?

SPEAKER_00 7:19

Um, isn't it from like Nelson Mandela?

SPEAKER_02 7:22

It is. Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_00 7:23

So I don't really know much about him, but I've heard about him.

SPEAKER_02 7:26

So originally the Mandela effect was coined by paranormal researcher Fiona Broom. Um, she discovered that herself and thousands of others distinctly remembered the South African president Nelson Mandela dying in prison in the 1980s. Here's the plot choice, though. He actually did not die, and he was alive until 2013. So I'm gonna ask you a couple questions. I'm gonna see if you can answer that. No, don't look at it. You're trying to cheat. You're trying to cheat. Okay, go ahead. You fucking shithead, you're trying to cheat. Okay. So do you remember? Do you know that the the bear family from the books? The where it was it the Berstein or the Berstein bears that you remember growing up?

SPEAKER_00 8:07

I thought it was the Bernstein bears.

SPEAKER_02 8:08

That's what I always thought it was. The Baris Berenstein Bears. No.

SPEAKER_00 8:12

S-T-E-N or S-T-I-N.

SPEAKER_02 8:15

S-T-E-I-N, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:18

But it was just like pronounced differently?

SPEAKER_02 8:20

No. Now it the Mandela effect says it's always it's always been the Berristein Bears. S-T-A as an apple. I-N.

SPEAKER_00 8:30

No.

SPEAKER_02 8:32

And there's that. And there's the fact check. Um did Curious George have a swinging tail? I don't think he had a tail.

SPEAKER_00 8:41

You don't think he had a tail? Uh-oh. I don't remember seeing it.

SPEAKER_02 8:44

Well, and you would be right. I would have been wrong because I'm thinking monkeys have tails.

SPEAKER_00 8:49

Well, yeah. I I just don't think I'm trying to remember. It's been so long since I've seen that show.

SPEAKER_02 8:56

Like your niece probably doesn't watch Curious George or anything like that.

SPEAKER_00 8:58

No, girl, she loves so much Miss Rachel.

SPEAKER_02 9:01

Oh, Miss Rachel. You know what? We love Miss Ray Miss Rachel. You don't like Miss Rachel?

SPEAKER_00 9:06

I've watched it so many fucking times.

SPEAKER_02 9:09

Oh, so it's a personal it's okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:11

I can't. I just can't.

SPEAKER_02 9:13

She's for the girls, the gays, the they's, and the children.

SPEAKER_00 9:15

She is. She is. But I think I just hate kids' shows. I think I hate them. If we put some blues clues on, I'll watch that show.

SPEAKER_02 9:24

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:25

So But that was my show when I was growing up.

SPEAKER_02 9:27

It's almost like we gotta find like non-stimulating shows that we can also watch with our kids.

SPEAKER_00 9:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:33

You know? So I think like Spongebob is very stimulating. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_00 9:39

Isn't that what you said?

SPEAKER_02 9:40

Non-stimulating.

SPEAKER_00 9:41

Oh non-stimulating.

SPEAKER_02 9:42

Something that that won't get them riled up. Like blues codes would probably be a good one.

SPEAKER_00 9:48

Yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_02 9:50

Yeah. Anyways. Anyways. Okay. So is it Looney Tunes? Like T Shut up.

SPEAKER_00 9:57

This is the one I was gonna do.

SPEAKER_02 9:59

Is it Looney Tunes? Like T O O N S.

SPEAKER_00 10:03

That's Yeah. Is it it's tunes or T O. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 10:09

Tunes are tunes.

SPEAKER_00 10:12

T O O N S or T-U-N-E-S.

SPEAKER_02 10:15

Right. And you always said O O N S. Yeah. Okay, me too. Yeah. Um apparently that's very wrong. Um there's something called them the Merry Melodies theory, and that it's always been tunes all the way back to when Looney Tunes started.

SPEAKER_00 10:31

That doesn't make any sense though. It's literally a cartoon. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:34

So I know. I'm just saying it's the Mandela effect. They're really trying to rewrite. They're wrong. Oh, right. Right.

SPEAKER_00 10:42

Front gaslight me, you motherfuckers. Literally.

SPEAKER_02 10:45

There's some other things too, though, like pop culture and misquoted movies. And this is what rage baited the shit out of me when I was doing the research for this podcast episode. Um, because everyone knows Star Wars, right? Have you seen all the Star Wars?

SPEAKER_00 11:00

Unfortunately.

SPEAKER_02 11:01

You didn't like any of the Star Wars? They're so boring. Oh girl, please. Anyways. What who are you? Are you a fucking Lord of the Rings guy?

SPEAKER_00 11:11

I I love Meet some Lord of the Rings. I've only watched it once. I need to watch it again, actually. Which is really crazy because like I love space stuff. You love space stuff. Yeah. And I just did not like it.

SPEAKER_01 11:21

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_00 11:22

I fell asleep actually during the case. That was when me and uh Voldemort's Not Sack were together.

SPEAKER_02 11:28

Did he make you watch them?

unknown 11:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:30

They're really good. That was his birthday present.

SPEAKER_02 11:33

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 11:34

One of them.

SPEAKER_02 11:35

Love that. Yeah. Um, okay, so even if you weren't a Star Wars guy, you've heard the phrase of Darth Vader talking to Luke Skywalker when they're on the beam.

SPEAKER_00 11:47

And what is the final scene?

SPEAKER_02 11:48

Yeah. Yeah. And what does he say? What does Darth Vader say to Luke Skywalker?

SPEAKER_00 11:55

Pretty sure it was like Luke, I am your father.

SPEAKER_02 11:57

Right. That's what everyone always says, right? Luke, I am your father. And he screams, no, and then does the whole finishing of the fight scene, right? Yeah. Uh, we would be wrong. Apparently, what he's actually saying is, no, I am your father. Which, if I'm trying to remember correctly, Luke didn't ask if that if he was his father.

SPEAKER_00 12:18

Oh, because he was just saying it like he was just saying it to say it.

SPEAKER_02 12:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:22

From well, I don't know. I don't remember.

SPEAKER_02 12:24

I can't remember the actual scene anyway.

SPEAKER_00 12:26

Well, I also fell asleep, so.

SPEAKER_02 12:30

If you're a Star Wars fan, please reach out to Kamina Technically and let us know. Because um, I never heard no. I always heard Luke. But apparently it's no, I am your father. And apparently it's also been made into many parodies, like Toy Story 2 did a parody of it, Tommy Boy did a parody of it, of the Luke, I am your father, and then changing it. Interesting. I know, isn't it crazy? I'm pretty sure it's Luke, I am your father. I'm pretty that would make the most sense to me. Um, but who the fuck are we, right? Girl. Uh another one is Risky Business. I know you told me that you'd never seen this movie before. Uh Risky Business is the one with Tom Cruise and the famous scene of him sliding.

SPEAKER_00 13:11

Yeah, he's uh pantsless and he's just wearing like a white button-down shirt with like socks and shit.

SPEAKER_02 13:16

Right.

SPEAKER_00 13:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:16

And he's seeing in his dancing, he's doing all the fun stuff. So during that famous dance scene, Tom Cruise wasn't actually wearing sunglasses. But how people always portray, like with Halloween costumes, I guess I should say. So like all all the girlies and the guys who dress up as Tom Cruise from Risky Business wear the socks.

SPEAKER_00 13:35

I think he was wearing sunglasses.

SPEAKER_02 13:37

That's the Mandela effect of it. Apparently, he's not wearing sunglasses at all. And that he's just wearing white, like Nike, yeah, like Nike long socks.

SPEAKER_00 13:47

Like gym socks. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:49

And a white button-down shirt.

SPEAKER_00 13:51

Right.

SPEAKER_02 13:52

And his tidy whiteies. Yeah. That's all. No sunglasses. But how everyone dresses up for Halloween, you put the black sunglasses on that hoe. Yeah. And everyone's like, oh my god, you're Tom Cruise from Risky Business.

SPEAKER_00 14:03

Right.

SPEAKER_02 14:04

Mandela effect.

SPEAKER_00 14:05

Girl. They're really trying to gaslight us.

SPEAKER_02 14:09

I'm telling you. Another one from like pop culture standpoint is Silence of the Lambs. I love this movie. In that movie, obviously we're talking about hen of Elector.

SPEAKER_01 14:18

Right.

SPEAKER_02 14:19

And so when she goes and visits him in the prison, he just looks up and says, Hello, Clarice.

SPEAKER_01 14:24

Right.

SPEAKER_02 14:24

Apparently that's wrong. Apparently the Mandela effect is telling us that he all he says is good morning. Which is completely opposite as to what I would think it would be.

SPEAKER_00 14:33

No.

SPEAKER_02 14:34

Hello, Clarice. It's literally in commercials.

SPEAKER_00 14:37

It's it's literally hello, Clarice. Yeah. It's not good morning. Or maybe it could be like good morning, Clarice, or no, that still doesn't sound right.

SPEAKER_02 14:45

No. That's a Mandela effect. Trippin'. Should be tripping. A couple other ones that I found that I was like, this is so crazy. Like the more you like kind of unpack Mandela itself is like Pikachu. Did you were you were you a Pokemon guy?

SPEAKER_00 15:06

Sort of. I saw like the the remake they did with Ryan Reynolds. Did you watch that one?

SPEAKER_02 15:11

No.

SPEAKER_00 15:12

Oh you should watch it. That's good.

SPEAKER_02 15:14

Right.

SPEAKER_00 15:20

Yeah, he had a black stripe up on his tail. That was not English. I don't know what I just said.

SPEAKER_02 15:25

No, but I I I got you. Okay. I'm glad you understood. I understood you.

SPEAKER_00 15:29

Um if you didn't understand me, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 15:32

Apparently they're saying that he doesn't have a black stripe on his tail.

SPEAKER_00 15:35

Get fucked.

SPEAKER_02 15:37

So violent on that one. That one got Brandon. Uh you mentioned this when we went out to grow with a couple of friends of ours for a birthday celebration. Yeah. Um, Kit Kat. Where'd the fuck the hyphen go?

SPEAKER_00 15:52

There's always been a hyphen.

SPEAKER_02 15:53

There's not anymore. If you were to go buy Kit Kat at the Dollar General upstreet, it would not have a hyphen in it.

SPEAKER_00 16:02

I'm gonna.

SPEAKER_02 16:03

Oh, he's gonna pull out the Google. Dr. Google's coming out. Dr. Google didn't come out last episode. That's crazy. I feel like Dr. Google comes out every single episode. Can't gotta make his appearance.

SPEAKER_00 16:12

Where's the fucking hyphen at? It was yeah, it looked like that. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 16:23

Mm-hmm. Ooh, where'd it go? Yeah, it's gone now. Mandela effect.

SPEAKER_00 16:30

Unless they just changed their logo.

SPEAKER_02 16:33

No. Maybe. It could have.

SPEAKER_00 16:38

Interesting. Yeah. Um, there's a hyphen in there. I think it's sucking.

SPEAKER_02 16:43

Look for it next time you go to the the gas station. Last one is another one that we talked about at Grow is Fruit of the Loom, which I mentioned in our hook for this episode. Yeah, yeah. Fruit of the loom, fruit of the loom. Missing cornucopia question mark? Because this one kind of goes deep. Uh apparently. I mean you mentioned this.

SPEAKER_00 17:02

Yeah, there was always a cornucopia behind like the apples and shit. Like the fruit. The fruit.

SPEAKER_02 17:07

And you can kind of you can go back and research it. And like people have actually found old t-shirts with the cornucopia in the background, but Fruit Alloom has come out and said that there's never been cornucopia behind it. Which is insane.

SPEAKER_00 17:23

Back to the fucking gaslighting.

SPEAKER_02 17:25

Stop it.

SPEAKER_00 17:27

Knock it off.

SPEAKER_02 17:28

Just trying to warp the mind. Trying to warp it.

SPEAKER_00 17:31

Or we switch timelines.

SPEAKER_02 17:34

You know what? Yeah. We're gonna get into that. No, because I literally I literally wrote it because Brandon has brought up something that I had no idea that that it was even a thing.

SPEAKER_00 17:44

Yeah. So I'm talking about the the CERN.

SPEAKER_02 17:48

The CERN. Do you want to talk about the CERN?

SPEAKER_00 17:51

So if y'all don't know what this is, it's a particle accelerator in the middle of uh like a Switzerland uh town townscape, I guess. It's underground, it's like this secret fucking facility, nobody can really get into it. Um but basically what they're doing is they're smashing atoms together to create the god particle. The god particle. I put air quotes because I don't really know what that is, but it's like there's this huge conspiracy about it. It's like when they when they turn it off, which they've done every four years for some reason, and they just turned it off, which means we switched timelines.

SPEAKER_02 18:33

That's crazy. I did not know this was a thing. He was trying to explain it to me over like Snapchat one day, and I said, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. We need to pause and we'll we'll revisit this. And so I end up writing it down in here because I was like, Oh, he's gonna love to talk about this. It's called um explaining reinforcement once a parody is used the wrong way, um, or we see an alternate image, we replace that with the actual memory, or it could be the CERN as hopping off timeline, pure gaslighting.

SPEAKER_00 19:05

So the last time they turned it off was 2020 or 2022. It was right before COVID hit. So every time they've turned it off, something major globally has happened.

SPEAKER_02 19:22

Well, maybe if they turn it off, maybe something will happen with the big orange bitch in the office.

SPEAKER_00 19:28

Girl, Mitch McConnell and then that other bitch died. When's he gonna go?

SPEAKER_02 19:32

I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_00 19:36

They can all go.

SPEAKER_02 19:37

You know, easy dry erase. Like, let's just start over. Erase the board.

SPEAKER_00 19:42

Did you not to get it political, but did you hear that he's trying to implement for him to run a third term?

SPEAKER_02 19:49

I saw that. I saw that, and I I've heard people I've never watched the whole thing, right? I don't like it. I don't like political, like, I hate him. I get political about certain things. Um fucking I never so I never watched the full speech. I really can't tell if people are it i i if it's true, like he's actually pushing for it, or if he did it as a joke. Because he was joking a lot, I did see during his speech. He's he thinks he's a funny guy.

SPEAKER_01 20:20

You know he thinks that's so funny. That's so funny.

SPEAKER_00 20:23

You know what he is? He's a piece of shit.

SPEAKER_02 20:26

And a pedophile and a rapist.

SPEAKER_00 20:28

Yeah. Yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_02 20:30

And come for me. Right. Like, hello. No, I saw that and I was like, I would be really surprised.

SPEAKER_00 20:38

When are you gonna die and stop running our lives? That's a quote, was it from what? That's a quote what I just said.

SPEAKER_02 20:47

I don't know. What's it from?

unknown 20:48

American Horror Star.

SPEAKER_02 20:50

Which season?

SPEAKER_00 20:51

Coven.

SPEAKER_02 20:52

Everyone loves Coven. And you know what? Everyone would think I would love Coven. Given given my what I practice. Yeah. Yeah. Uh given what I practice. Uh no, my favorite one's Asylum. I stand ten toes down on Asylum. The second season.

SPEAKER_00 21:09

Oh, I thought you said Sylem. I was like, what the fuck is silum?

SPEAKER_02 21:12

What's Sylem, bitch? Asylum is really good. Yeah, Asylum is my favorite one.

SPEAKER_00 21:16

Coven will always be my favorite.

SPEAKER_02 21:18

I love that they're doing another coven. Did you see that? Are you excited?

SPEAKER_00 21:21

I'm so excited. I need to catch up. I've not watched Past Circus.

SPEAKER_02 21:25

You know what? That's valid. I haven't watched Past Freak Show either.

SPEAKER_00 21:29

But I want to watch I want to watch Rogan Roanoke and I want to watch Apocalypse.

SPEAKER_02 21:33

I'm lying. I watch a little bit of Roanoke because Kathy Bates is in. No, maybe I didn't. No, I didn't because New Orleans is is Coven. Girl, I don't know. I remember watching Freak Show. I remember that me distinctly watching Freak Show, and I think that's it. I think you're right.

unknown 21:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 21:56

Um But yeah. That's our take on the Mandela effect. Uh what do you guys think? Is it the CERN? Is it our brains taking shortcuts? Because we can only process so much information at a time. Or do we see something? Because if you remember, if you're remembering something, it's a memory of a memory of a memory of a memory, right?

SPEAKER_00 22:17

But there's also proof that it actually did exist though. Like there's pictures of it.

SPEAKER_02 22:22

You just have to find it.

SPEAKER_00 22:25

But also back to the certain really quick.

SPEAKER_02 22:26

Um they shot He's not done.

SPEAKER_00 22:28

Uh they shut it down because they're building a fucking bigger one, a bigger particle accelerator.

SPEAKER_02 22:34

I don't understand. I'm too dumb for that stuff. My brain doesn't work like that.

SPEAKER_00 22:39

Why are we fucking with atoms? Leave it alone. Why are you trying to fuck up our timelines, bro?

SPEAKER_02 22:47

I can't. I can't. This this timeline's fucked enough. Let's not try to hop to another timeline and then that one be just as more fucked as the one that we're in currently.

SPEAKER_00 22:55

Well, maybe it'll be a good thing. Maybe the big orchard bench will die.

SPEAKER_02 23:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:01

Just that whole cabinet, you know.

SPEAKER_02 23:03

Brennan's stuck on the whole cabinet. He said, I'm not gonna get political, but the whole cabinet can die.

SPEAKER_00 23:07

They can all die. Rot in hell.

SPEAKER_02 23:09

Perr.

SPEAKER_00 23:10

Um I have some examples.

SPEAKER_02 23:12

Oh, okay. Perfect.

SPEAKER_00 23:13

Chick-fil-A. With or without the K.

SPEAKER_02 23:18

Chick. Like in the chick part? Yeah. So you wanna know what's so funny? I think I remember you saying something like this. I don't remember chick actually being spelled out like chick. I think I remember it was like C-H-I-K.

SPEAKER_01 23:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:34

Filet. But I literally drove by because I work out east, and so sometimes I drive, like, especially when with the babies appointments, I take Central down to like Wesley. And so I drive by Chick-fil-A. Yeah. And it's C-H-I-C-K. But I know I don't know, I never thought it was that.

SPEAKER_00 23:56

I always thought it was C A it was C H I C F L A.

SPEAKER_02 24:01

Oh, was it? So there was no K at all?

SPEAKER_00 24:04

Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_02 24:04

I always thought there was a K. I'm pretty sure that's Let me let me let me just Because when I every time I remember like the cows writing it, I I thought they they spelled chick like C-H-I.

SPEAKER_00 24:17

Wait, so there is a K now?

SPEAKER_02 24:18

Or no, yeah, no, it is a K.

SPEAKER_00 24:20

Okay. I always thought it was C H I C. And there was no K.

SPEAKER_02 24:25

To be fair, I never really ate Chick-fil-A because I didn't either.

SPEAKER_00 24:28

Yeah. Yeah. We don't support the homophobes.

SPEAKER_02 24:31

The homophobic chicken?

SPEAKER_00 24:33

No, sometimes we do. Sometimes they kind of slay it. Do you know those little bowls that we used to make? We get the like the large mac and cheese. I still eat fries. I still do. I do too. I do too.

SPEAKER_02 24:44

I remember when we got COVID for the very first time. And we got COVID at the same time. And we went to Chick-fil-A and we were starting to feel a little bit better. And that's what we got. We're the loaded bowls of mac and cheese. Yeah, that sounds good. You don't got one around here. That sucks. That sucks.

SPEAKER_00 25:01

We literally have a fucking Dollar General and a gas station. That's it. The closest like any fast food place is Goddard. Which isn't there that far, but still though.

SPEAKER_02 25:14

Still a hot skip and a thrust away, you know. Yeah. There's no Chick-fil-A there either.

SPEAKER_00 25:21

Oh my god, there's not. There's not. Well, I don't eat Chick-fil-A that much, so okay, uh Fruit Loops. How do you spell it?

SPEAKER_02 25:34

Fruit Loops?

SPEAKER_00 25:35

Fruit loops.

SPEAKER_02 25:36

Like fruit. Loops. L-O-O-P-S.

SPEAKER_00 25:43

Yeah, okay. Uh so you said like fruit F R U I T Yeah. Um that's how it is now, but I thought it was F-R-O-O-T.

SPEAKER_02 25:57

See, I'm so bad at this with your ones because like don't eat Chick-fil-A, didn't used to eat Chick-fil-A. I Fruit Loops, never ate Fruit Loops as a kid. No. No, I never liked I wasn't a cereal person. I'm a very weird person, if you can't tell. I don't like cereal. I don't like milk. If I do cereal, it's only captain crunched peanut butter. We never had Fruit Loops in the house.

SPEAKER_00 26:18

I like I I thought about Fruit Loops a little bit. They were alright.

SPEAKER_02 26:22

Yeah, so I can't I can't I can't validate or or dis disvalidate what you're saying.

SPEAKER_00 26:28

Okay, well for me personally, because I still like I still do like Fruit Loops. Um I thought it was always F R O O T.

SPEAKER_02 26:37

So interesting.

SPEAKER_00 26:39

Yeah. And then the next one. Oh go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 26:43

Fruit was just the one with the the cinnamon stick guy, isn't it?

SPEAKER_00 26:46

No, that was Captain uh Captain Jax.

SPEAKER_02 26:51

Huh. The one that looked like a stoner, and then all of a sudden now he's like sober. It was the apple cinnamon. Oh apple cinnamon, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:58

I can't remember the name. I think it was like fuck.

SPEAKER_02 27:01

It's apple jacks.

SPEAKER_00 27:02

Applejacks. Applejacks. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:04

Okay. Perfect. Nope, then never mind. I digress. Good.

SPEAKER_00 27:07

Damn, I forgot about that one too. That one was ass. Sorry. Okay, my last one is Okay, so peanut butter. Yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_02 27:18

I love peanut butter.

SPEAKER_00 27:20

Jiff or GIF. No. Jiffy. Was it Jiffy or is it Jif?

SPEAKER_02 27:27

It's Jiffy. Jiffy peanut butter.

SPEAKER_00 27:29

It's Jif now.

SPEAKER_02 27:31

Did they drop the F the extra FY?

SPEAKER_00 27:34

I thought it was Jiffy.

SPEAKER_02 27:35

I still call it Jiffy. Jiffy peanut butter. Yeah. That's uh literally in our cabinet at home right now.

SPEAKER_00 27:40

It's JIF.

SPEAKER_02 27:43

It's like he went from Jeffrey to Jeff. Yeah. Yeah, basically. He stopped using the government name and just dropped it a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 27:51

Yeah, it's Jiff now.

SPEAKER_02 27:52

Ugh.

SPEAKER_00 27:53

I thought it was Jiffy.

SPEAKER_02 27:54

That's weird. That that feels icky.

SPEAKER_00 27:57

Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, me neither. These motherfuckers are trying to gaslight.

SPEAKER_02 28:00

I'm so I'm still gonna call you Jeffrey. Jeffrey, Jiffy. Okay. So it's honestly insane. Before we kind of end things like how we normally end things, I gotta ask you, um, what is something that you're loving right now with music, with a show, with both? Anything pop in your head that you would like to share. Share with the class.

SPEAKER_00 28:27

Hmm. Music. Well, last episode I said FLK. I've also been listening to a lot of sleep token. Because I fucks what you're doing.

SPEAKER_02 28:42

You're kind of on a rotation.

SPEAKER_00 28:43

Like you're I'm like skipping around.

SPEAKER_02 28:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:46

Like it's been honestly like all over the place. Like I'll stick with one artist and like listen to the shit out of them. And then I just move on to the next one. It's like Ethel Kane one day and then fucking hardcore death metal the next day.

SPEAKER_02 29:00

And then spice girls the next day.

SPEAKER_00 29:02

No, I'll listen to the spice girls.

SPEAKER_01 29:04

Boo.

SPEAKER_00 29:05

Don't boot me.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 29:08

Oh, wait.

SPEAKER_02 29:09

You got a show or no? Um or can you only watch one thing at a time?

SPEAKER_00 29:15

See, I tried to watch multiple things at once, and it does not work for me. Um I'm literally in the middle of three shows right now.

SPEAKER_02 29:23

So what's what's another one that you're in? You said insecure last week.

SPEAKER_00 29:26

Yeah. Uh The Walking Dead as well. Like repeating. Yeah. Comfort show. Like the 10th fucking time, probably. Comfort show. Yeah. Yeah. Which is crazy because it's about zombies and yeah, but you like that shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:40

You love the zombies.

SPEAKER_00 29:42

I do love the zombies.

SPEAKER_02 29:45

Uh song I've been listening to, the song called Value by John Spitnoff. It's really um RB soul. It's like real RB Soul. Gotcha. Really good. Check him out. Under I don't want to say underground artist, but he's he's not a real really well-known artist.

SPEAKER_00 30:00

Yeah, I was gonna say I don't haven't heard of him.

SPEAKER_02 30:02

Yeah, go ahead check him out. It's really good. Um, movie show, sh uh movie. We saw Disclosure Day when it came out.

SPEAKER_00 30:10

Yeah, I was trying to see that.

SPEAKER_02 30:12

That was that was good.

SPEAKER_00 30:14

It was good.

SPEAKER_02 30:14

That's right up your alley. That's that's one you should have seen in the theater. I don't know. If do you do movies by yourself? Sometimes. You start doing it more.

SPEAKER_00 30:22

I think the last time I went to see a movie by myself was Project Helmanary.

SPEAKER_02 30:26

Ooh, we did see that one too the other day. Well, I really wanted to see it in the theaters, so disclosure day is one that would have been really cool for you to see in the theater. Uh we enjoyed it a lot. I was kind of skeptical because I really don't do like you kind of get like the alien vibe from it. Extraterrestrial. I can't, it's hard for me to talk these days with baby brain. Extraterrestrial, sh, sh, shrub. It's not really my vibe, but I fucked with this movie. All right. Because it was more, it was kind of conspiracy theory on top of it, too.

SPEAKER_00 30:54

Can you watch it now?

SPEAKER_02 30:55

Uh I'm not sure if it's streaming anywhere now. Okay. It might. If not, it's close. Yeah. It's close. Um, yeah, really, really fucking good. If you haven't seen it, look where you could probably stream it at. I think it would um really tickle some of y'all's pickles, to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_00 31:13

Not the tickly pickly.

SPEAKER_02 31:14

The tickly pickly. All right, committed king.

SPEAKER_01 31:22

Oh god, I tried to Okay, I gotta I gotta we gotta go.

SPEAKER_02 31:27

I gotta beat his ass. Um thank you for tuning in to Command Technically. Please don't forget to like, subscribe, follow, do all the shit we always say before in every other episode. I'm Ashley. And I'm Brandon. And this is Command Technically.