The Cast Hides Rocks - Ep. 29

Thanks to Tri Luna Royal Cleaners, the cast is giving away cold hard cash!

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:05

Live from the Holiday Pool Space Studio. This is Jojo on the go.

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Oh yay! It's Monday.

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Oh yay, it's you too.

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Hey, oh look, it's Rainbow. It's Rainbow Fright.

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Do you guys like my glasses? No. Oh, cool. Well, here's a fun fact. They're magnets.

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What?

SPEAKER_04 0:30

Oh, now I do like my regular glasses. And then you clip them on, and now I look like uh Mary and the librarian.

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Did you buy those from a peddler in Costa Rica?

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They were my mom's, actually. She gave them to me.

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You buried the lead on that though. The magnetic thing makes them cool. I like it.

SPEAKER_04 0:47

I know. And you know what's funny? Because I went to my daughter's school the other day, which we can talk about in a little bit, and she said as soon as I walked in, my mom's glasses are magnets. And she had to tell everybody that I did this. So then one by one, I'm sitting at one of the chairs. They all keep coming over to me, and the teacher's like, oh, don't touch her. And I just like look at them and I was like, we're invasive here.

SPEAKER_07 1:06

So why are they magnets? What happens? Can you change them with something?

SPEAKER_04 1:09

Yeah, I guess they can be interchanged. The glasses brand, these are not sponsored at all. It's called Pair. And I guess you can literally pair them with any other magnets that they have. So I think it's pretty cool because then you can constantly get new glasses.

SPEAKER_08 1:21

So if you have a quarter, can you stick it to your face? My quarters aren't metal.

SPEAKER_04 1:26

I don't have any on me, but I'm sure a magnet will stick to my face.

SPEAKER_08 1:30

Wait a minute. If you go through a metal detector with change in your pocket, it sets it off, doesn't it? No.

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I don't know. Actually, they do tell you that's the same.

SPEAKER_08 1:38

Am I the only one who has to go through metal detectors all the time?

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Regularly? Evidently.

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You know, when you're going to see your uh PO.

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Can't relate.

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I don't know. I I got the whole dump the stuff in the basket down to a science.

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Oh man.

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Just realizing I'm going through metal detectors too much.

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Maybe we're not going to be able to get Pafler. Yeah, maybe we're not going enough.

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And why do you always have change? That's even weirder.

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It's only when I'm going through the metal detectors that they're having any other the most inconvenient things are in my pockets.

SPEAKER_04 2:12

You know, I do notice that though, sometimes I feel like the only time that I leave something I shouldn't have in my bag, like a tweezer, a nail clip, or something that shouldn't go on an airplane, is when I am boarding an airplane. That was one time.

SPEAKER_08 2:28

Forgot that was in there. Nunchucks.

SPEAKER_04 2:31

Do you know of uh I can't even talk about it, actually. You guys will uh can't you two will cancel me, so I'm just gonna disregard sip my coffee.

SPEAKER_08 2:38

My fingers are the boxes look weird and empty, so we're not really gonna cancel you. Just shut her up. The Brady Bunch intro with no Alice in the middle.

SPEAKER_04 2:51

Let's just say one time I did not one time, many a times. I'll go put something in my carry-on that might be questionable to people, but I do it mostly to embarrass whoever I'm with.

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Got it.

SPEAKER_04 3:04

An upset.

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You don't get embarrassed, do you?

SPEAKER_04 3:07

I it's very difficult. If this is how I know though, if somebody says something and I feel uncomfortable, that's when you know. That's when you know you should you really cross the line. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 3:20

Well, Jagger, you have your mission laid out in front of you. I love it. I hear that Jana is the teacher's pet. Yeah. Is that true? That's what's going on.

SPEAKER_04 3:29

Teachers love me. What can I say?

SPEAKER_08 3:31

What grade are you in now?

SPEAKER_04 3:32

Uh I'm uh uh what do they call it? A super senior.

SPEAKER_08 3:38

Do you need me to DJ your school dance and try to drum up some cash?

SPEAKER_04 3:42

No, it's hard now for me. Um, no, so my daughter is in preschool and she has been in daycare for the past four years since she was like 15 months. And the parent, I mean, the teachers have always loved me because, first of all, when she was a baby, I used to send her to school with things that they never saw other kids be sent to school with, like uh seaweed uh as a snack. Yeah. Or right. Or um, or we would we would grow this thing in our garden called cucamelons, and they're cute little mini cucumbers, but they look like watermelons. So the teachers used to crack up and text me and be like, Phi has the best lunches. But I think they also just love that I am so off the cuff and I say the things that other parents won't say. So I've been getting compliments for years being like, I fucking love you, like blah blah blah. And I'm like, Thank you so much. Totally, absolutely. On the record, on the record. I'm I'm a fan favorite. On a report card, that's what they write. I go to my daughter's school the other day because the teacher had done this thing where parents are allowed to come in and teach the kids like an age-appropriate game. So I brought a game called Zingo with them. It's basically like a zingy game of bingo. It's fun, whatever. Zingo. Zingo. It it it selfish. So I go in and I'm like hanging out with the kids and and they're doing little transitions, one group to another to my table, and they're all learning the game. And I'm just like the only parent, I guess, that volunteered. She's like, I so appreciate that you came. Like no one else has has responded yet. Granted, they have all year, but you're the first one. She's like, and you're welcome here anytime you do great with the kids.

SPEAKER_10 5:19

They're on to that scam. Oh, come and volunteer while I sit down and take a break.

SPEAKER_04 5:23

Well, no, but here's the thing that I I I would thought about that, obviously. But the other teacher and the teacher's assistant, they were both doing stations with the kids as well. And so the three of us just rotated. And honestly, I feel like I'm just a natural teacher and kids just love me. And so it was just so much fun.

SPEAKER_10 5:40

I have a question. It's probably gonna get me heat in the comments, but God.

SPEAKER_04 5:45

You've had enough. We haven't recovered from the Kelly Osborne incident. I wasn't gonna say it. But go ahead.

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Are are they teachers in preschool? What are they? Come on. They're babysitters.

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Okay.

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Send your messages to Jagger at JoJoworldwide.com and not me. They're sitters.

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Do you remember what I said a month ago that you people hate teachers? Clearly. I was right.

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At first you said I hated them because I questioned that you had a week off in February during President's Day. And now it's you people I hate them. Now it's you you people.

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But now it tracks because he actually is questioning the teachers.

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I love teachers, but I just let's let's call it let's call it uh what it is.

SPEAKER_04 6:27

I have no no I've more advanced now, Jagger, than when you were in preschool. That was 800 years ago. There was a full-on curriculum that my daughter is learning. I mean, she's doing fantastic. The thing she comes home, I've told you guys, she'll ask me, um, so where do animals' blood come from? What animal eats this? Blah, blah, blah. She asked me such a deep question. I said, Where did you learn about this? Or where did you hear about an artvark? And she'll be like, Mrs. Scanlon, so she is learning great things. Okay. She's also learning instead of saying the anatomy of a man, she'll say, Hey, mom, pinus. And I'm like, Pinus? And she's like, Yeah, pine.

SPEAKER_08 7:03

You're teaching us in preschool?

SPEAKER_04 7:05

No, this is what the kids teach each other, of course, but it just gets replicated in preschool. She'll be like, hey, Savannah opened the door and saw someone's pinus.

SPEAKER_08 7:14

Are you sure you're dropping her off at a school?

SPEAKER_04 7:18

Well, wherever it is, they're taking her eight hours a day, so I'm cool with it.

SPEAKER_10 7:21

I'll give it to the preschool teachers, but okay, fine. What about daycare? They're all teaching, isn't it?

SPEAKER_04 7:28

My mom is a daycare teacher, and uh she's a babysitter.

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Babysitters are teachers.

SPEAKER_04 7:33

Hey, but listen, they are very underpaid. They really do a lot for these kids and for these parents. The schools have saved my life since my kid was 15 months. Like they really have. They they've taken her and taught her. She's gained so many social skills. Um, and also I've been able to actually work and sustain a life because she's in school.

SPEAKER_08 7:54

Well, we're out of time. We've been listening to the history of Hannah's daughter in preschool. Thank you for joining us here at night. All I remember about preschool was that first of all, I think it was called the pumpkin patch. And I I remember a cup of popcorn and being told to find something to do.

SPEAKER_04 8:13

I don't that's your problem right there. This explains so much because I also went one day. Children that age should not be eating popcorn, and so you were not at an actual establishment.

SPEAKER_10 8:22

Oh he's a late bloomer in preschool.

SPEAKER_04 8:27

I met my best friend in preschool, and guess what? We're still best friends.

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Hey, I got a box of rocks, like Charlie Brown here.

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Oh.

SPEAKER_08 8:37

What are you doing? Oh, and look at you in that shirt. You like the shirt? Yes, and get this JojoWorldwide.com, click merch. I'd also like to say I was on JojoWorldwide.com in the merch section today, and I clicked on hats, you know, because I'm the one that usually wears a hat, and I was scrolling through the selection, and unless I'm Jenna Banana or Jagger, there's no JoJo hat.

SPEAKER_10 9:01

Well, of course. And because the logo, the actual show logo that's on your shirt, is much taller than it is wide. So on a hat, it would look like a postage stamp.

SPEAKER_08 9:11

Yeah, Jagger's really been up my ass lately, if I can just be honest with everybody. Uh, I had business cards printed that I lovingly created. They showed up. The first batch, the QR code didn't work, so I raised hell and they sent another batch. That was the least of your problems. And I show it to Jagger, and he goes, Who made that piece of shit?

SPEAKER_10 9:32

You bastardized the logo. Vista print.

SPEAKER_08 9:36

He's like, don't ever give those out. So Friday was at something called Max Bash, which is a fundraiser, a very good cause. Thank you to everyone who said hello. And subscribers were there. Um and I I just threw them all over the tables. Should have been in the trash can. They were terrible. I'm sure that's where they ended up. And some of them ticked off that I threw them all over the tables. But all right, so here's a box of rocks.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_08 10:01

Okay, so this is from our friends at Triluna Royal Cleaning. What? Which it makes sense rocks at your house? Yeah. 6 a.m. Saturday, they dropped these off. Which way is right? I can't tell. Is that it?

SPEAKER_04 10:14

Nope, that's not it.

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That like that. There you go. And then like that.

SPEAKER_04 10:19

Oh, well, at least they nicely labeled it and put their phone number on it because if someone had just left like rocks and they were like SOS or this is where I'm being hidden right now. Come find me. It'd be a lot weirder.

SPEAKER_08 10:33

They left something else too in the box.

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What?

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Cold hard.

SPEAKER_04 10:39

What? They just dropped this at your house and hoped that you were gonna be the one to find it.

SPEAKER_10 10:45

Wait a second. Wait a second. I think Trilunar Cleaning is confused about selling rock. I don't know that they're doing it right now.

SPEAKER_08 10:52

So here's what's gonna happen. We're gonna play uh uh a game called uh Find Me, where I go out and about, I take a rock, I take some cash, it could be 20, could be 40, could be 60, could be 80, could be 100. Oh, and I put it down, I'll video me putting it down, and the first person that finds it obviously keeps the rock. What if it blows away? Give me the money, keep the rock. Everyone's gonna be like, there isn't any money under the rock. I was like, hang on, man, I'm playing slots. So you never know. The rock could have a 20, the rock could be worth a hundred, but you'll see if you follow me on Facebook.com/slash Jojo Worldwide. That's right, the name change is coming for the Facebook page for me anyway. You'll find these throughout the area. Maybe not so much the panhandle. I don't know, maybe I'll send up to Janna in Long Island. Yay! She's gonna ship some rocks. 20 is like a penny for her. So it's not a big deal. Um also put it in a protective bag so your money doesn't get wet.

SPEAKER_04 11:58

That's what I was gonna say. Like, what if it blows away? I got questions here.

SPEAKER_08 12:01

And when the cops see me dropping Ziploc bags of rock all over town. I know. What's going on with you and Triluna? Yeah, so uh they came up with this idea. They basically just wanted to say thank you to everybody for uh for supporting them and supporting the podcast, and they asked if I'd be interested in teaming up. So that's why we present Tri Luna Royal Cleaners Cash Hunt. So be looking for these. And uh there could be one out there right now. Just make sure you keep checking my Facebook page.

SPEAKER_04 12:30

That sounds very fun.

SPEAKER_08 12:31

It is well, you know what's it's fun to have this money, it's not gonna be fun to give it away.

SPEAKER_04 12:37

I know you're you're just sitting there being like oh I mean, this is money money.

SPEAKER_08 12:42

That's real money. That's a fat wad. That's a fat wad right there. But they gave me 10. So good luck. And please, if you find one because you saw the video, take a picture of yourself holding it and put it in the comments if you would. So at least know who got it.

SPEAKER_04 13:00

And at least Triluna will know that he didn't steal the money.

SPEAKER_08 13:03

Exactly. Yeah, there's gonna be some accountability in the room.

SPEAKER_04 13:06

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_08 13:07

I mean, I wouldn't have trusted me with this, but uh you know, running a business, it's uh it's it's great. Um can I borrow $10, Jagger? Yeah, I'll venmo you. Thank you. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_04 13:20

No, the guy likes change. Give it to him in pennies.

SPEAKER_08 13:23

Well, I'm gonna need to instant transfer that. So if you give me $11.13. Okay. I gotta pay the subscription for this thing that we use to make the podcast. Understood. I turned it on this morning. It was like a skull and crossbones that said your payment failed. Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 13:44

Oh man, how do we get that? That's right.

SPEAKER_08 13:46

I just borrowed it from my kid.

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Just take some out of the Trilunic kiln.

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As all responsible parents should do.

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That's how we're able to give you this episode off the money now. I found a rock. If you find a quarter under the rock, mind your business. You can see if it's metal or not if Jason's around.

SPEAKER_04 14:04

Yeah. Come find me, bro. Oh, they popped off.

SPEAKER_08 14:07

What's going on down there in a panhandle of Florida, Jagger? Take us to paradise. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_10 14:13

Well, I personally just got back from a wonderful trip down south. Went to swim with the manatees. That's super fun. Yeah. Um, unfortunately, though, my girlfriend did confuse me with a manatee, and now um it happens pretty fast.

SPEAKER_04 14:26

Yeah. He hasn't taken his Ozempic in a while.

SPEAKER_08 14:30

Did you miss a dose? Shut it. No, he's too good for that. He's on zip bound. Right. I forgot. Trizippitide. I'm on just a vial of something that came from the lab. Just take the word of the doctor that it is worth it.

SPEAKER_10 14:43

You're looking good, by the way. That shirt is uh very flattering on you. Stand up. Let's see.

SPEAKER_08 14:47

Cool. Well, now you're just gonna have everyone see my pajamas. I know it's a damn good.

SPEAKER_04 14:53

You know what's funny? It's a trick. It's very funny. Yes. I'm pulling a you today, except worse, because I have no pants on. Hello!

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If you're just listening to us on audio, you missed two very important reveals.

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Jojo shaking his tush and me lifting a leg. You couldn't spring for the extra 99 cents.

SPEAKER_08 15:18

Come on.

SPEAKER_10 15:20

Other than getting the video version of this. Other than that, I'm planning a tiki boat ride in April, and I'm wanting some listeners to come with me. So you can Yeah, we got some footage on that. Yeah. You want to take a look at the little commercial I made up? Check this out.

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SPEAKER_08 16:05

I want to go.

SPEAKER_04 16:06

I definitely want to go. Have you been on a tiki boat, Jenna? No, never. I have seen a couple. I have seen a couple go by uh when I've been to the book. Uh not actual tiki boats, but similar concept where I see a bunch of like charcuterie boards and people drinking. Yeah, there's kidnapped children on there.

SPEAKER_08 16:27

Tom Hanks.

SPEAKER_04 16:28

It looked like a great time, though.

SPEAKER_08 16:29

Yeah. Oh man, yeah. It sounds fun. So you just had to do.

SPEAKER_10 16:36

I wish we could all be there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 16:38

Yeah. Why can't we be on the boat? That's usually the way it works. You do on the boat with the people you listen to.

SPEAKER_10 16:43

Come on down. I have a guest room. It's it's being occupied at the moment, but you can have it then. That's not a tiki boat.

SPEAKER_08 16:48

I don't want to stay in your shack.

SPEAKER_04 16:50

Is there is there bunk beds for me and Jojo? I'll stay on top.

SPEAKER_10 16:55

As usual.

SPEAKER_04 16:56

Did we just become best friends? Can we make bunk beds?

SPEAKER_08 17:03

That'd be so fun. Oh, God. All right. So get in on that. Go to JojoWorldwide.com. And I think if you look in the menu, you see it says tiki or tiki. Yeah. Tiki Adventure. Tiki Adventure, that's right. Oh. I just freaked out because I couldn't find my phone for one second.

SPEAKER_02 17:21

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 17:22

So dependent on it. It's under the box of rocks.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 17:26

Has it gotten worse for everyone when it comes to putting your phone ever down? Oh, yes. I have lost it in plain sight many times recently. No, I don't mean your senility jagger. I'm just mean like, do you find yourself always on your phone now? Oh. Because since starting this venture, I I'm like in Target and blocking aisle eight, answering a client or something.

SPEAKER_04 17:51

It makes it much harder when your work is also in the virtual realm.

SPEAKER_02 17:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:57

That does not make it easy by any means. Also, uh, talk about like losing a phone. I feel like I'm always leaving it on vibrate for obvious reasons. And um that's not helpful when you can't find it either.

SPEAKER_08 18:12

Where's Turbo Vibrate?

SPEAKER_04 18:14

Where's that option on here? I can't believe they haven't upped the vibrating game on phone yet.

SPEAKER_08 18:18

Is that your major disappointment with this miraculous piece of technology? You know what's funny?

SPEAKER_04 18:24

In my gratitude journal today, it said, uh, name five modern conveniences that you are so grateful for. One thing I put on there was like the cell phone, because even though it can be a pain in the ass, at the end of the day, there's everything that we can do on it. But when you think about it, what's one less thing you would need in life if you could use your phone?

SPEAKER_10 18:44

Yeah, I think about that all the time.

SPEAKER_04 18:45

I thought you did.

SPEAKER_10 18:46

Why do you keep calling yourself?

SPEAKER_05 18:51

Well, Jim, why you got 37 missed calls from yourself? And where where's the other phone that you're calling from?

SPEAKER_08 18:58

Oh my gosh. You know, you just mentioned your gratitude journal, and then you were talking about meeting with the teachers, and then you've been to like six different countries in the last two weeks.

SPEAKER_04 19:08

I'm a wild card.

SPEAKER_08 19:09

I've just become convinced that you are a clone, and that somehow you have found a way to clone there's no possible way somebody could be keeping a gratitude journal, going to Costa Rica, teaching school, having a full-time job, being a full-time mom, fixing her own toilet. There can't be just one Jana.

SPEAKER_04 19:28

You know, I so appreciate you saying that because I do feel like allegedly there was someone in the past that would always say to me, Me, Oh, you just can't handle life. You're always overwhelmed, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I would be too if I were you. But you really just gave me some validation that I am doing a lot, and I appreciate that.

SPEAKER_08 19:47

Can I be in your gratitude journal tomorrow?

SPEAKER_04 19:50

You have been before. I write you guys in there all the time.

SPEAKER_10 19:53

I think a much better uh theory on this is the previous theory that she does not have an actual job and she's probably some sort of drug lord. We need pay stubs.

SPEAKER_04 20:01

I was thinking, since since you've rocked the boat and almost gotten cancelled, since you've rocked the boat and almost gotten cancelled, what I should now say is I canceled myself. I've actually used stem cells because that will definitely get people talking. No, I'm totally kidding.

SPEAKER_05 20:15

Oh, well.

SPEAKER_04 20:16

I have no thoughts on it. Do you do your thing? I'm all about, listen, whatever anyone wants to do, just live your life.

SPEAKER_08 20:23

I got no horse in any race. You think the world's flat? I don't care.

SPEAKER_04 20:26

I don't care.

SPEAKER_10 20:27

I just want to know, Janna, what is it like in your brain? How'd you get to that? It's a lot.

SPEAKER_04 20:32

It's really, I mean, look, I I literally have no pants on, and not because I chose to, I forgot to put pants on.

SPEAKER_08 20:39

I see how busy she is? She walked out of the house like that, got on a subway.

SPEAKER_04 20:44

Thank God my studio's in my house.

SPEAKER_08 20:46

Thank you for proving, by the way, that you have no pants on. Again, you cheap Buzz Sprout subscribers are missing out. Just kidding. We love you. Don't berate the listeners. See, if Janet does it, it's ha ha. I'm like, I ain't got no pants on. Show you guys all of a sudden everyone turns their cameras off. Call out the gratitude journal.

SPEAKER_04 21:04

No, that will get cancellations for sure.

SPEAKER_08 21:07

I've known a lot of people who keep journals, mostly women. Jagger? No, never have.

SPEAKER_04 21:13

I know someone, a guy that has a journal, and actually he has written about things since before his kids were born. So, you know, very sentimental kind of guy. It's kind of sweet.

SPEAKER_08 21:25

So the me in the present thinks it's stupid, but the me who wishes I could remember two days ago wishes that I had been journaling my entire life.

SPEAKER_04 21:39

Well, I'll be honest, like I don't actually look back in my journal. I use it as a cathartic kind of word vomit type thing.

SPEAKER_08 21:46

Um I thought that's what you use the podcast for, right?

SPEAKER_04 21:49

That is what I gotta get it out everywhere, guys. It's gotta it's gotta go anywhere that will accept it. Or to any who will accept it.

SPEAKER_08 21:57

Do you want these journals buried with you? Because obviously I'm very healthy and I'll outlive you. Asking for what about your phone, your journals? Where do you want these things to be?

SPEAKER_04 22:09

Uh well, so stuff. I do not plan on being buried.

SPEAKER_08 22:13

Um I You're just gonna sit there.

SPEAKER_04 22:15

I I will I will die right here, and I wanna be preserved.

SPEAKER_08 22:19

Well, again, we'd have to fill the box with somebody, so you're gonna have to. Just we'll pop you up like weekend to Bernie's.

SPEAKER_04 22:25

But listen, whatever anyone wants to do with my shit, you wanna judge me afterwards when you're reading my journal, that's fine. You wanna read all that?

SPEAKER_08 22:32

Yeah, you could read in every page.

SPEAKER_04 22:33

A lot of it will literally not make sense, and just know that is exactly how my brain is.

SPEAKER_08 22:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:40

How many journals do you have? Uh, well, I write through a lot, so as soon as one runs out, I start another. I probably have six right now.

SPEAKER_08 22:48

I was just taking a picture of you while you're alive still.

SPEAKER_04 22:50

Yeah, no, I know that. I saw.

SPEAKER_08 22:52

Put it in your time capsule. So if something happens to you, we can just put that in the box. I might have to do an impression or something, but we'll make it work. We're scrappy like that.

SPEAKER_04 23:02

That's all. Grassroots.

SPEAKER_08 23:04

Well, yes, there is my compliment to Jenna, and now I'm going to scold you.

SPEAKER_04 23:07

Please don't.

SPEAKER_08 23:08

Oh no. When I bring up a story and you say we heard this already.

SPEAKER_04 23:14

That was one time, but we did. We literally heard that.

SPEAKER_08 23:19

No. It's not because I'm old. Sometimes it might be.

SPEAKER_04 23:23

It's always.

SPEAKER_08 23:24

But it could be because I'm setting up something else from that story. Because unlike you, I'm not much of a traveler. And when you hardly leave your house, you have to rework six stories 55 different ways. So just don't remind me that I'm uh not all there.

SPEAKER_04 23:42

Oh, so you're telling me you're a media professional and you're trying to uh lead it up.

SPEAKER_08 23:49

Yeah, I'm uh walking you on a journey, uh taking you on a voyage, not a real one like you go on, but an alternate point of view. For example, this hat, you know, I didn't bring up we got this at Garth Brooks because I'm so paranoid. Janna's gonna be like, you already told everyone we saw Garth Brooks.

SPEAKER_05 24:05

And my grandma died there. See, that story never gets old. Your grandmother dying, I can listen to that story over and over again. It probably doesn't.

SPEAKER_04 24:14

I love you, a bushelah and a peg.

SPEAKER_08 24:16

See, I'm gonna tell a story. Janna's grandmother. Well, she's Jana's at Garth Brooks with me. We met Garth, it was awesome. We're at the concert, he's jamming out, and then Janna gets the call that Gam Gam's crossing over the rainbow, and she sings her uh I Love You, Abushela and a peg, as she's crossing over the rainbow. Yeah. And Garth's doing like honky tonk bar association in the background. And it's just a touching, lovely, uh, lovely story.

SPEAKER_04 24:42

I noticed that hat immediately when uh when I saw you had it on, because I have the same one, but in all black. I love that hat.

SPEAKER_08 24:50

Yeah, I found it under my chair. I had to get the cat hair off it and stuff.

SPEAKER_04 24:54

Um, good times.

SPEAKER_08 24:55

It goes with the shirt. Yeah, it looks good.

SPEAKER_04 24:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 24:58

Which by the way, these are the for the mobile DJ.

SPEAKER_04 25:02

There's the bands exactly but look on the back.

unknown 25:05

Booty.

SPEAKER_05 25:06

Oh, the QR code. Does it work? Scan me right now.

SPEAKER_10 25:10

Alright, hang on, hang on. I'm gonna scan you real quick.

SPEAKER_05 25:13

In my ass.

SPEAKER_04 25:14

Does it actually work though?

SPEAKER_05 25:16

Yeah, that's a good question, Jetta. We probably should have figured that out.

SPEAKER_04 25:19

Because you said the business card didn't.

SPEAKER_10 25:21

So uh it even works, it even works through the computer.

SPEAKER_04 25:26

You don't say look at that. Oh, that's wild. See, that's a modern convenience that only a phone could do. Wow.

SPEAKER_08 25:32

Yeah. Um, and if you're interested in having me for a school function or a wedding or Jagger down in the panhandle, I don't know about Jagger, but I'm booking up quick. So I don't know how much I want to be leaving my house. I'm actually, I've got so many dates that hurry up. If you're interested, we you know what? My kid took time to order all the equipment for this mobile entertainment branch of what we do. He sets it all up down here, and then he comes upstairs, and I hear it, and I say, Wow, so what's that on? Like level two?

SPEAKER_06 26:07

And he's like, It's on level nine, Papa.

SPEAKER_08 26:10

I was like, Oh no. So we had to walk like eight speakers into the UPS store this week, just completely disrupted commerce, shut the place down, line out the door. Speakers just taller than me coming through the door, and the employees are like, How many more? We had to return all of them and get a whole new set of stuff because the other stuff wasn't loud enough. Like, I want your face to vibrate when we're playing for you.

SPEAKER_04 26:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 26:40

Unless it's a wedding or something, you don't want that. But these high school kids they want to feel the music. Yes, you gotta be pumping. So be careful if you have a retainer or something, it might knock it right out of your face.

SPEAKER_04 26:55

That'll that'll get you the kiss from the girls.

SPEAKER_08 26:58

I'm actually DJing a dance for a preschool since Janet brought up preschool. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_04 27:04

Not my daughters. Not my daughters.

SPEAKER_08 27:06

No, you wouldn't hire me. But um coming up with an hour-long set list that's appropriate for preschoolers was was quite challenging.

SPEAKER_04 27:15

Can you give us some examples? Because then I can actually share with you examples I think that would uh touch home.

SPEAKER_08 27:20

I've already set this playlist, so we're not changing it, but I can try to give you no input needed. I that same day I'm doing all the grades like a couple at a time, and we get up to sixth grade. Oh, and the administrator who booked me, I think, confused the preschool playlist with the sixth grade playlist because they messaged me and they said, I don't really think we need to play Baby Shark for sixth graders. No, it's the remix, though. Uh featuring Bad Bunny. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 27:57

That's good.

SPEAKER_08 27:58

And then, like, I gotta get the Kids Bop version of Bruno Mars of his most popular current song because nothing about that can be radio edited.

SPEAKER_04 28:05

So it's like Do you know what's funny about Kids Bop? So my kid uh everything, yeah. It's the fact that it's still going is wild to me. They're on Kids Bop 795, but um, she loves this one song, We Taken Over, but the Kids Bop version is French. So if I put it on and it's English or God forbid another language, oh my god, shit hits the fan. She's like, Mom, I want my kids bop. And then it's like it literally says, Kids bop, we take it over, frances. And I'm like, oh my lord.

SPEAKER_08 28:37

Some of the lyrics that they change and what they change them into is just freaking hilarious. Unfortunately, we can't play copyrighted music on the podcast. But all right, so here is the uh preschool playlist.

SPEAKER_04 28:49

Give us a taste.

SPEAKER_08 28:51

Can't stop the feeling.

SPEAKER_10 28:53

Can't stop the feeling.

SPEAKER_08 28:54

Okay, that's from trolls, right? Yeah, yeah. Then we go into the goldfish, let's go swimming. Okay. Never heard about that. That's a banger. Then we have Shake Your Sillies Out. Oh, I love shaking out my cillies.

SPEAKER_04 29:07

Shake your sillies out, shake, shake, shake your silky wiggles dance.

SPEAKER_08 29:12

And then the hokey pokey. That's phase one. I used to be addicted to that.

SPEAKER_10 29:18

What? The hokey pokey. But I turn it.

SPEAKER_06 29:22

Yes. Wagga, wagga, wagga.

SPEAKER_10 29:27

I'm gonna tell that on stage, baby.

SPEAKER_08 29:31

Yay! Speaking of jokes and on stage jagger.

SPEAKER_10 29:35

Yeah, it's coming up fast.

SPEAKER_08 29:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 29:37

Real fast. We're one week out. A room full of people pretty soon. It's not a scam, no. It is a scam. It's it's a performance. It's a performance, and I'm going to let them in on the bit after the fact. So, yes, I'm gonna do a stand-up act at Jeannie's coffee shop in Pensacola, Florida, uh, on March 21st, and it's gonna be about eight to ten minutes long. It's all going to be a bit written by AI, but catered to my life. So you won't give us even one joke. No, you gotta wait like everybody else. I do have a question.

SPEAKER_04 30:10

No, we're gonna play it on the recording it. I do have a question, though. Is anyone else performing either before or after you?

SPEAKER_10 30:16

Yeah, do you have an opener? Yes. So a technical, yeah. Technically it's open mic. So yes, there will be others. I'm playing it up like I'm I demand to go last. It depends on where I sign up, I guess.

SPEAKER_08 30:30

You know, if if you might want to have a backup plan and bring a watermelon with a hammer just in case the jokes don't go over, do something. It went well for that uh Gallagher guy back in the 80s.

SPEAKER_10 30:39

Yeah, I was thinking about doing some carrot top type stuff and just bring out a box of props, maybe.

SPEAKER_08 30:45

You know Andrew Dice Clay, obviously. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 30:48

Very funny.

SPEAKER_08 30:49

Personally. Um his new thing is that he takes these videos of himself in New York City and just goes up to like an elderly couple in the diner and goes, Okay, all right, let's do this. And they're like, Do what? You you want the picture with me. Let's go.

unknown 31:05

Come on.

SPEAKER_08 31:06

And they're just totally confused, like, we don't what? I get it. You're shy. Come on, here we go. Smile, smile, smile. Put your food down, smile. And he just does it to everybody on the streets in the restaurants, and that's all his feed is on Instagram.

SPEAKER_04 31:21

Oh, I love it. That's funny. I don't know that it would get the same effect if Jagger was doing it, though.

SPEAKER_08 31:30

They knew Andrew Dice Clay as much as they would know Jagger. That's very funny.

SPEAKER_10 31:34

It would be the same, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 31:35

It would be the same. So actually, Jagger, that's your assignment this week. On it. Thank you. We want footage at some point of you just going up to people and going, I know what you want. Come on, let's do it. Let's get it going.

SPEAKER_04 31:47

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_08 31:48

And just like you're a big deal.

SPEAKER_04 31:51

Well, he put hands on a man as the man tried to walk into the men's restroom, so I don't think that this will stop him.

SPEAKER_08 31:58

Oh no. I mean, he was a professional wrestler. There's nothing that intimidates Jagger except for uh Portuguese jellyfish that are floating around there in the panhandle. Yeah, that's the only thing. Man of whores. No, I'm saying one of those.

SPEAKER_04 32:10

Man whores?

SPEAKER_08 32:11

Man horse, Portuguese manhores. No.

SPEAKER_10 32:14

Oh god.

SPEAKER_04 32:15

I bet there's a ton of those on the beach.

SPEAKER_10 32:17

Hey, stop. My wife's Portuguese. How dare you? It depends on which section of the beach you go to.

SPEAKER_04 32:21

Has she been to Portugal? Have you? I mean, I know you, I know you haven't.

SPEAKER_08 32:26

We don't actually go to Portugal.

SPEAKER_04 32:27

It's on my list. I would love to go to Portugal.

SPEAKER_08 32:28

Of course. If we want to go somewhere, we put on YouTube and type it in.

SPEAKER_04 32:31

Does Boopy speak um Portuguese? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 32:36

I like how you drink in mid-sentence.

SPEAKER_04 32:41

I got caught up. I forgot what I was doing for a second. Told you the sprain's all over the place.

SPEAKER_08 32:46

If you're new to the podcast, that's my wife's nickname, Boopy.

SPEAKER_10 32:51

A lot of people think I'm saying Booby, and it just That's how it sounds when I say it sometimes because of the There's a P there.

SPEAKER_04 32:59

That's how it is when I say it, but I say it intentionally.

SPEAKER_08 33:02

It's really awkward when we're out at like the grocery store or something, just shopping, and someone's like, Oh my kidding, we don't go to the grocery store. That was a lie. I lied to all of you.

SPEAKER_04 33:11

You're living off that ham that you bought during Thanksgiving. Keep it going.

SPEAKER_08 33:14

It's theater of the mind. Theater of the mind.

SPEAKER_04 33:18

That's the problem.

SPEAKER_08 33:20

I know. It's gonna be a problem when it heats up in the garage.

SPEAKER_04 33:23

Isn't ham already cured pork? What does it become when it's already when it's curing again?

SPEAKER_08 33:30

Carcass.

SPEAKER_05 33:32

Are you gonna build I'm on the fence? Ham just like eat it.

SPEAKER_04 33:35

No, but I don't like it. It's a hard meal for me.

SPEAKER_08 33:39

Oh, I love that. I would imagine it's what eating people is like. Which is why Jagger likes it. Yeah, absolutely. I'd eat a human if I had to.

SPEAKER_04 33:48

I know someone who said that once. Yeah. But they're a sociopath.

SPEAKER_08 33:51

So I mean you've already committed to you're just gonna eat a human and you're not even like you just ate before we started the podcast, and now you're considering options. If it came. I'm not planning my next meal.

SPEAKER_10 34:05

My family in town, there's plenty. There's like four 14 kids here. I can pick one off, nobody will notice.

SPEAKER_04 34:17

That will be the next question from my daughter. What eats humans? Dinosaurs, what do humans taste like?

SPEAKER_08 34:24

Uh ham. What on this planet would eat us right now? Alligators?

SPEAKER_04 34:31

Well, any animal would probably eat us.

SPEAKER_08 34:33

A cat would eat us? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:35

If we die, that's what I hear. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 34:37

Yeah, that's the disturbing research I wish I never found out. And I don't know who the hell did that kind of research to figure it out, but if if you if you uh God forbid pass in your home or something and the cat is without food, then you become nine lives in a can.

SPEAKER_04 34:52

I'm sure that it was like in a hoarder's episode, and the film crew came to show up and then the person died because they hoarded so much and they found them half like ripped apart and then they found their cats. God, but I missed that episode.

SPEAKER_10 35:05

If you love your cat, then you should be wanting to be food for them after you're gone. I don't love anything that much. Let them nibble your bits.

SPEAKER_02 35:15

Ooh.

SPEAKER_08 35:16

Sometimes I think my cat's not even gonna wait for me to die before he starts. Yeah. I'm not I'm not a cat guy at all. I love dogs, but I don't understand uh when people say I'm not a dog person, I'm not a cat person. What does that mean? Nobody asks you to have one.

SPEAKER_04 35:30

Well, like Yeah, right. They like they had your arms behind your back and said, take this fing cat.

SPEAKER_08 35:35

No, I'm not saying that.

SPEAKER_05 35:40

Love it for 30 years. Oh no, nothing.

SPEAKER_04 35:45

It is a commitment. It's almost more of a commitment than having children because some of us are gonna die before our children get to certain ages. Our cats will still be here.

SPEAKER_08 35:53

There's a certain pet I will never get because you're guaranteed that it's gonna outlive you when you get it. And that's that or a macaw, a certain species of birds. You actually have to prove that you have in your will someone that's gonna take care of this thing after you croak. I don't want to look at something I know is gonna outlive me for the rest of my life. That's insane.

SPEAKER_04 36:15

They're on a perch all judgy, especially because they're not even fun animals. I got booby for that. Not to be confused with booby, which she has.

SPEAKER_08 36:27

Yes, she does. Okay. Let me not ruin her career too. Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 36:33

She's a healthcare professional.

SPEAKER_08 36:35

How dare you! Pardon me, I had DoorDash earlier this morning. I'm feeling a little crazy.

SPEAKER_04 36:41

What did you have that was DoorDash in the morning that's making you crazy? Caffeine?

SPEAKER_08 36:45

Gummies.

SPEAKER_04 36:46

Oh. They do that? Okay.

SPEAKER_08 36:50

My wife says, We gotta try this. You have to try this place. It's great. It's uh it's a beach tree, and they have these great sandwiches and smoothies. So she orders. DoorDash comes, there's the bag. My kid's going through it. He goes, Papa, your sandwich isn't here. Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 37:07

Oh, every time. There's always one person. It's the person you don't want to get screwed over that gets screwed over. God, that's my worst. Oh, I hate that.

SPEAKER_08 37:16

So then she goes, I was like, it's just thank you. It's fine. I'll find something. She's like, no, no, no. She orders it again. Well, first she says we didn't get it, and DoorDash at this point is making so much and has given up. They're like, here's 20 bucks. So she just orders it again. It was just a bagel sandwich. This time it showed up. And I think it was laced. No, I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_10 37:37

That reminds me, we um we had Jersey mics out the other day, and I was gonna have it delivered, and I was gonna DoorDash it, and my girlfriend's like, it's just so much more expensive. I'll just go get it. But I knew she didn't want to go get it, so I knew that was code for me go get it. But we had already put our orders in, like on my phone, and so I was like, I'll just I'll just take it from my phone. I ordered in in the store. And so I order exactly what she asked for. She's the one who pushed all the buttons, and I get it back, and the sandwich was completely wrong.

SPEAKER_08 38:04

Oh, yeah, I've had issues with them. They're not a sponsor, right? No, but here's the thing. If you sponsor us, we'll keep our mouths shut about you, just saying um we'll cover up your mistakes for you. Every single time, almost every single time I order from Jersey Mike's, I will write put the condiments on the side. In other words, like I've even had to like bring it down to anything liquid, put on the side, mayonnaise, vinegar, whatever. The juice. Every time the sandwich shows up, it's swimming in these things. And then there's extra on the side. Oh, they're taking care of you. Does that stop us from eating Jersey Mike's once a week?

SPEAKER_10 38:44

No, no. But get this, get this though. It wasn't even Jersey Mike's fault. She ordered her sandwich completely wrong. No, would she close her eyes? No, she she clicked on the things that she wanted. Oh and it erased what she wanted and kept what she didn't want. So it was the opposite of what she wanted. Kind of hilarious. And then I got heat. She's like, why didn't you call me? If it didn't seem like my order. I was like, I don't know what you want to know want on a roast beef. So anyway, she got a dry roast beef with onions.

SPEAKER_08 39:18

Another problem I have is if you I use the app, I'll think I'm getting delivery and it switches it over to pickup when I'm not looking. I've done that before.

SPEAKER_04 39:26

I've made that. No, sometimes I make the mistake because I don't realize I did that. And then all of a sudden 20 minutes goes by, 30 minutes goes by, and I'm like, okay, where's my delivery? And all of a sudden it says you're picking up 48 miles away, and I'm like, oh shit, gotta go.

SPEAKER_08 39:43

No, no. And since there's 19 of you because you're cloned, it's no big thing for you to send one out.

SPEAKER_04 39:49

No, someone's already there.

SPEAKER_08 39:51

I always get the since we're down the hoagie uh road, I guess, or sub. Which one, guys? Sub or hoagie? Uh it's a hero by me. Oh, so hero? I've heard of hero. I'll allow it.

SPEAKER_04 40:03

Or just a sandwich.

SPEAKER_08 40:04

Like it's just a normal stupid sandwich. In Florida, it's a sandwich. It should be my restaurant. Just a stupid sandwich.

SPEAKER_04 40:10

Oh, what a great name. I would go there. I love I'll go anywhere with a good name. I'll buy anything that has a clever name. I judge a book by its cover, 100%.

SPEAKER_08 40:18

No, Mo's is like, welcome to Mo's when you walk in. I'll be like, welcome to this stupid sandwich. Make it yourself.

SPEAKER_04 40:24

It's a stupid sandwich.

SPEAKER_10 40:26

Make your own stupid sandwich. That could be the business model. Just set the bar the other direction where they have to put their own sandwich together.

SPEAKER_08 40:34

You think Subway's gonna last much longer, guys? Are they in trouble? I just can't tell you the last time I've eaten there, number one. They survived the Jared debacle. I think they can try some of them.

SPEAKER_04 40:51

You know what is amazing to me? And on this is not just Subway, this is so many businesses out there, and we support small business at JoJo on the go. But it is incredible to me, especially if you drive literally anywhere at any given time on any given day. How many businesses are just not busy so many hours that they are open? And it really does make you wonder how do they survive?

SPEAKER_08 41:14

Or could it be? People are just door dashing, that's why there's no cars in the parking lot.

SPEAKER_04 41:19

That is very plausible. Very plausible.

SPEAKER_08 41:20

That could be too. Yeah. Now, if it's an antique store, that doesn't make any sense.

SPEAKER_04 41:24

But yeah, I wouldn't want to chance door dashing my antiques.

SPEAKER_08 41:28

I want to yeah, I want a lamp from the 1930s, but I don't feel like going out for it. I think that's more Instacart.

SPEAKER_04 41:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 41:35

Anyway, we're gonna give a shout-out to our friend Heath and his friends and our friends.

SPEAKER_04 41:40

Oh, at Moments on the Move Travel?

SPEAKER_08 41:42

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 41:42

Yeah, do the honors. You know, I can't wait to use my tax return because I'm actually going to my accountant next week and he'll probably tell me you're not getting a tax return. But if I happen to get any.

SPEAKER_06 41:51

You don't have a job.

SPEAKER_04 41:55

Then I'm going to Heath because a lot of people are getting taxed returns right now. I know I don't. Oh, it's left. Don't switch the fly C paper details. I can't tell if you're getting louder to shut me up.

SPEAKER_08 42:26

Dagger told me he couldn't hear the music last time, so I want to make sure that he hears the music.

SPEAKER_04 42:30

Oh, yeah, no, we hear it all right.

SPEAKER_08 42:31

I'm sure who cares if we can hear the sponsor. We gotta hear the music. It's the most important thing.

SPEAKER_04 42:36

At this point, your sixth graders that you're DJing for are gonna hear the music.

SPEAKER_08 42:41

I'm sorry. Please do moments on the move justice if I've cut you off in any way. I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 42:46

I'm just gonna let me let me just go caveman for a second. Call Heath. Moments on the move. There you go. You call Heath. Eat a Heath ball and call Heath at the same time. You know I'm bad at impressions.

SPEAKER_10 43:03

He'll take you back.

SPEAKER_04 43:04

That sounded just like Heath.

SPEAKER_08 43:05

What's wrong? Don't be down on yourself.

SPEAKER_04 43:10

Don't be down on yourself.

SPEAKER_08 43:13

Come on, put that in your believers journal or whatever. We love you moments on the move. Gratitude, sorry. Believe it's Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper. Yeah. So are you going to any countries this week, Janna, or will you be joining us for the podcast throughout the week?

SPEAKER_04 43:31

You know what's funny actually, because I was thinking to myself, oh wow, I'm not traveling again um for the next until Tuesday. Until the beginning of April when I have to go on a work trip. And then I realize, oh man, I'm going to Virginia in two weeks.

SPEAKER_08 43:43

Let me guess, your work trip is what? In the Caicos Islands?

SPEAKER_04 43:46

It's in Orlando.

SPEAKER_08 43:49

Oh wow. But um she's got the best job in the world.

SPEAKER_04 43:52

My nephew's turning one actually in two weeks, so I am excited to go down to Virginia and celebrate with my family because my siblings, we all live so far apart, hence we're I was in Costa Rica last week. So uh I'm I'm looking forward to all the nieces and nephews and babies and and uh plus you're kinda single now, and Virginia is for lovers, kind of. It is. I I always say that that Virgina is gonna do me good one day.

SPEAKER_08 44:15

Oh my god. Yeah, I always thought it was odd that the word Virginia was so close to that, and their slogan was it's for lovers.

SPEAKER_04 44:21

I appreciate it tremendously.

SPEAKER_08 44:24

Yeah. So that was you and me, and they're in the days in gift shop back as kids wondering the same thing.

SPEAKER_04 44:30

As I was looking for my name that I was never going to find.

SPEAKER_08 44:35

What are we talking about?

SPEAKER_04 44:36

What is that?

SPEAKER_08 44:37

Yeah. I've been into those. If I stay at a hotel, the extended stay, even if I'm just doing a night, because it's like your own apartment. It's awesome. Yeah, pretty cool. Oven. I can't go back to the two beds, the old weird dresser, and the TV. I gotta like have the extended stay experience.

SPEAKER_04 44:54

You mean a suite?

SPEAKER_08 44:57

Whatever. Whatever it's called. Jail. I don't know what the hell I was. It is pretty sweet. What?

SPEAKER_10 45:04

It was sweet. What did you say, boy? Sweet.

SPEAKER_04 45:11

What did Jenna do next? We've talked about everything she did. I can't even stand up and dance because I have no pants on, and I'm starting to get a little tension on the blue next.

SPEAKER_08 45:20

Okay. We're gonna leave with this then. Is that fine, everyone? What did Jenna do? Thank you so much for being a part of JoJo on the go. Please tell one friend to subscribe. Go to JojoWorldwide.com. We'll see you next time. Bye.

SPEAKER_00 45:41

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SPEAKER_03 46:01

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