The Cast Plays Musical Squares - Ep. 32

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Live from the Holiday Pools and Spa Studios, this is JoJo on the Go.

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Live from the Holiday Pools and Space Studios. This is JoJo on the go.

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Hey, look, I produced that for you, Jack. You don't have to.

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Wonderful.

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It's making your work easier. Hey everybody, welcome to the show. It's Wednesday.

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Waza. Which is big accomplishment. It's actually the day after St. Patrick's Day. I see you still got your hat on from last night.

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I paid $7 for this hat. I'm gonna wear it every day.

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I'm recovering as well.

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It's Christmas. Yes. Man oh man.

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He's no procon, but he can make your shamrock.

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You know, for those who indulge, there's nothing worse than St. Patrick's Day and the week. Yeah, anything.

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I've been hearing it since high school, right? Everybody's Irish on St. Patrick's Day. And let me tell you, they're not wrong. Because I am not Irish, but I always partake in a good festivity.

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A 98% Irish.

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Are you?

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So I'm pretty much the lucky charms guy at this point.

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For real? Like 98% is legit?

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Yeah, like 23 and me. We stole all my information and did whatever they wanted with it. Uh at least. I can do that if he wants me to, yes.

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He wants me to do the whole show like this. I would love that, yeah.

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We can do the whole podcast.

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Like I was about to say, eh?

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What a bunch of bullshit.

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Oh boy.

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Nothing I can't do except function adequately as a contributing member of society. That I'm still working on.

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That's for sure.

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I dated an Irish girl one time, like a summer fly.

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You want to go from Ireland?

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Yeah.

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Wait, what? Like she was in Ireland?

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No, she came over from Ireland. I was living on the coast of North Carolina at the time. I was probably 20 something. Early 20s. And her and her friends came over on holiday to spend the summer in Atlantic Beach, North Carolina. And uh she started working at the same gar kart track that I was working at.

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The garkart the what?

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The go-kart track. Don't make fun of me in Shamrock.

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The Gogurt track.

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Speaking of Gogurt, I found a Gogurt packet under my couch, and I immediately come on, man. We had this conversation. I said, Why do you keep stuffing your snack wrappers in the couch? And she goes, Because I don't want to pause my TV show when I'm watching it.

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That's logical.

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Yeah, it does it is logical. It doesn't make it okay.

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Yeah, if I'm like halfway through a whopper and I'm done with it, I just put it underneath my chair.

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Well, then I've had a banana peel and I had an issue.

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So actually, I remember as a young child, you know, Christmas Eve would be grandparents' time, and Christmas Day would be other grandparents. And so Christmas Eve, it would be we'd go to the Poconos where my grandparents were way inconveniently at the top of the highest mountain. Where if they went grocery shopping, they would shop for like a month or two at a time because they never knew when they'd be able to get back down again. So if you survived the trip to go see my grandparents, it was it was great. But you know, we were young, it was me and my cousin, a couple years younger than me, um, like 10 and 8 or whatever, and we wanted to get to the presents, but Nana, you had to eat dinner first before the presents. So we took our plates of food and we went to the guest room and we put them under the bed. No God came back out and we're like, okay, we ate. And to this day, I wonder how much time went by before Nana and Boompa started smelling something, and then went on the quest of the mystery smell. And if you've ever uh had a place, an apartment, a house, you've probably experienced the mystery smell where you know something is sour or not good, but you can't find it, and it drives you crazy.

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I had it in my car once. I accidentally left a gallon of milk under the seat. Yeah, it was real bad. I thought I killed somebody.

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I'm gonna help you out here. You uh next time get a cup, fill it with white vinegar, sprinkle cinnamon in it, keep it in your car overnight, it'll take that right out for you.

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Because it becomes eggnog.

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Yeah.

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I will actually when it comes to like expired or bad food. If you have to ask me, can you smell this for me? That means it's already bad and I will not smell it.

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I hate that. Like, why do I have to be like my boopy, my wife, she'll be like, ooh, smell this.

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Yeah, no.

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No, I I get it from your reaction.

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We literally just did that yesterday because we have the family over, and we uh have this container of lunch meat ham in the fridge, and my girlfriend's like, Hey, uh, is that that's my ham. Yeah, no, not yours. This was sliced.

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It's definitely not good. Definitely not good.

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So I smelled it, I was like, it smells fine. She's like, Is it slimy? I was like, I don't know. I had to touch the ham.

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Okay, so can I ask, like, if you get a hound of something from the deli? Like, it's there's so much salt in it, but I I heard it's only good for like three days.

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Yeah, yeah. From the deli, that's true when it's fresh cut.

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But if you get it from the Oscar Meyer pack over by the bologna gimmick, that just stays in the drawer, and like my kid graduated college, he's still working off the same one-pound pack.

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Well, and I'll argue you shouldn't be eating it then.

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Yeah, preservatives is the is the issue with that.

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Totally.

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I would say 99% of my diet I shouldn't eat, which is why I'm on weight loss medication.

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But do you know there's a a difference between an expiration date and a best buy date?

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Yeah, unfortunately, I know a lot of useless things.

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Weekly conversation at my house.

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Yeah.

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To my wife, there's no difference. She doesn't care.

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It just goes straight in a bin.

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Yeah. And you know, speaking of milk, we either have no milk in the fridge or five milks expiring at the same time.

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Oh, you would think that you have like seven babies that you need to feed milk to.

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I probably do, but you know, they've got to find me first.

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Yeah, they're not in your house, that's for sure.

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Plus, they're like, you know, 40 now.

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So still sipping on the teak. Trying to.

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It's just like not even just milk. I remember when the kids were younger, they'd be like, oh my god, we need golden grams. So I get golden grams, and after a day, it's gone. So I'm like, all right, so I get two golden grams, and nobody ever wants golden grams ever again, and the two just sit there forever until they're rotten.

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Well, that's what I've noticed with buying in bulk, because uh we used to do in my house a monthly Costco haul, and we would spend a lot of money, but that would be our bulk shopping for the month. And I noticed that every single time I bought a snack something for my daughter from Costco, she never wanted it. I buy a pack from the regular grocery store where there's like two, three, five in a pack, and she gobbles them up and she's like, I want these, I want these. So then you think that you're doing the great thing as a parent, and then you buy more and they want less.

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Right.

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You can't win with these kids.

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Okay, so it wasn't just me. This it's just these kids trying to make us nuts.

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Yeah.

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It's crazy. So with all that milk, do you drink milk by the glass or just use it for cereal or cooking or what? Um it's for desserts. Oh, you gotta have it with something sweet, right?

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Not me. You know, with them stomach shots. I don't like anything sweet. Um, but my wife likes a entoman's donut once in a while or a Girl Scout cookies. I think she bought Girl Scout cookies from every Girl Scout in existence. It seems like there's always someone pulling in to drop off more Girl Scout cookies and right in the freezer the thin minzko.

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Ooh, they're good frozen. That's a good thing.

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Yeah. Plus they'll last forever.

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Yeah. So yeah, I drink milk. Like, sometimes I'll have milk with dinner, and um like I've gotten heat off of that. People are like, You drink milk like for a drink? I'm like, yeah.

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Well, it's just not typical for a grown man to do that in today's age. If you watch a movie from the 70s, you'll see them all drinking milk. I'm not sure.

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I know the dad's got a martini.

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I do 2%, 2%.

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And his wife brought it to him.

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Damn right.

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I really only put milk if it's in like a cappuccino, like I like I like to have it with my espresso, or uh, I use it for baking.

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Yes. With that, we'd like to give a shout out to all the dairy farmers listening right now here in central Pennsylvania. Don't worry, I buy I whether I drink it or not, I buy way too much of it. So I'm down.

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Yeah, I like I I guess I'm one of the weird people who drinks milk just because I like it.

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Remember the uh supermodels they'd get to drink, and then like the white would be the old milk mustache got it.

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There was definitely white something on our models now. That's for sure.

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That was a good marketing thing. So anyway, I got a box of rocks here. If you missed the show last time, our friends at Tri Luna Royal Cleaners are doing something insane. They've got these beautifully painted rocks, they've given them to me. They are beautiful, yes, very nicely painted. You'll find these uh around uh I'd say Blair County, because I'm lazy and I'm not really gonna go that much further. But you will not just find the rock if you find it, you will also find perhaps a 20, perhaps 40, perhaps 60, perhaps 80, perhaps 100, perhaps 120. Who knows how much you could find all the I don't know.

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You know what's funny about this is that maybe people who don't like you are gonna be finding the rocks, and if it was just the rock, they'd probably throw it through your window. But because giving them money, they're gonna say, you know what? Now I want to be friends with JoJo.

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Well, I have a prediction, so I would say, listeners, be the first person to find the first rock. Chances are all the money's gonna be in there because only once I do this once.

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Yeah, yeah, Dominic's gonna be calling me up, like, yo, dude, I gave you like eight rocks a thousand dollars under one of the.

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He's just gonna be driving and throwing them out his window.

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Like, man, I was tired. So, what I'm gonna do is you're gonna go uh to my Facebook page, just facebook.com slash jojo worldwide, and I will show not me, but my hand putting this somewhere, and hopefully you can maybe it'll be monopoly money by the time it gets there. But hopefully you can look at the surroundings of where I'm putting it and at your own risk, go and try to be the first one to get it. Now, if you are, it's yours to keep. No obligation, you don't have to do anything. I'm just asking if you do find one, throw it in the comment section under the video so we at least know who scored it.

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So that's giving out clues to where the rock might be.

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Just the film of what's around where I'm hiding it. If you know the area, you will probably yeah, like watch it 80 times until you figure it out. It'll help my metrics greatly. Triluna Royal Cleaners Cash Hunt. So be on the lookout because these are dropping, they've already dropped. One's already out there. If it's been found, look in the comment section. But this is going to be going on, and I uh it must have like dropped by the ATM on their way over because these are fresh. They're correct.

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It's also amazing to me that they're trusting you because this money is just thank you. It's going to be sitting outside.

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I can't believe anyone would give you $60.

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But who knows how long they'll be sitting there before someone finds it, and that's just their cash sitting outside.

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Knowing what they know about your horrible business skills, that anyone would put a 20 underneath your door.

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The fact that we've been going for three months right now still astounds me.

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Oh, yes.

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Yes. Well, you know, we we accomplished something that most podcasts don't, and that's making it past the third episode. I've honestly yeah. And if you get to the 25th episode, then apparently you're gonna do it for the rest of your life. And what episode number is this, Jagger?

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30, I think. This might be 30. Are we at 30?

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Oh, now that means we're gonna be millionaires at any moment.

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We must have the luck of the Irish. Why don't we?

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Let's start with that $800 Triluna gave us.

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Thanks, Dominic. The cash is coming in right now.

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Fantastic. It's good. Dominic printed that money in the back. Yeah. Yeah.

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Uh now let's get to Jagger's problems. Jagger feels that uh since he's gonna be 50 years old soon, yeah, that he's above doing chores.

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No, not above doing chores. I just happened to be mowing my lawn this past weekend. It was the first mow of the season, and it was, you know, the weeds were a little high. Uh, and I have a front yard and backyard now where I I hadn't for a couple years. I was living like in apartments. Um he hit the powerball. Then I hit the powerball. That's right. Um, no, but I was mowing and I was like, God, do I I want to keep doing this for the rest of my life? And I thought, maybe I'll treat myself and when I turn 50 away, and I'll just hire someone to do my lawn for the rest of my life.

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Is that wow, you're making that kind of cash, huh?

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I mean, yeah.

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I mean, I'm out there with my battery-powered push mower doing an acre in the middle of August.

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And I'm in quite the opposite predicament.

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So uh your service people come too early.

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No, first of all, it's funny to me that you're like, oh, it's the first mow of the season. First of all, in Florida, I didn't even realize the season ever ended because for us, I just I just saw my ground again for the first time.

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He's in that weird part of Florida where first of all they're an hour behind for no good reason. Second of all, like it gets cold up there, like here. It's like he's not actually in Florida, but he's in Florida.

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Yeah, it is very odd to me. But no, now that I do not have a husband, I do not have the funds.

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Thank you for emphasizing that.

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I do not have the funds to continue my monthly landscaping budget.

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It goes to the Costa Rica trips, right?

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So I uh am now investing in a lawnmower and debating doing it myself, which I think will already be a spectacle in and of itself.

SPEAKER_04 14:20

Oh, I gotta see that. Will your pants be on for that?

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Uh probably not. Okay, and um also I've had to give up so many different things like electric water. Don't I look a little gaunt? Yeah, love. But um, yeah, it's funny because when I think treat myself, I'm not thinking about uh my lawn mower. Also, though, I'm I'm looking to possibly get out of a place where I have a lawn to mow and move to a place where an HOA will cover that for me. Or prison. Or prison. There's no lawn over there.

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Three hots in the cot, man. You know, that's it. They'll take care of the lawn.

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Wait, all these drug deals you're doing over the border.

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You actually might still have to take care of the lawn if you go to prison.

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Take care of someone's lawn, that's for sure.

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Forget they gotta work out in the yard sometimes. Not all prisons are equal. I actually know where P. Diddy is.

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Where are we going with this?

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Okay, my I actually I so his proof that he requested to go to is Maguire Fort Dicks Air Force. It's in the pine barracks.

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Dick.

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How inappropriate that he he requested to go to Fort Dicks?

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He almost said Fort Dicks.

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The thing is, this place is like five minutes from where my grandparents and my dad used to live. It's also the spot where Tony Soprano uh took someone out into the pine barrens and they ran away because he was trying to off them.

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You do know that wasn't real, right?

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No, that was real. What do you mean? That was a documentary.

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My family's involved there.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Do you know how many bodies are in the pine barrens of New Jersey?

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No, I believe that, but I'm saying Go out there and count 'em. Someone did it, not Tony Soprano.

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No, I think the guy got away or something, but it's it's so funny. My whole life I'd be on this random road in the pine barrens headed to the shore, and I was like, nobody even knows this place exists. The Jersey Devil's hiding here somewhere, and I'm then all of a sudden it's like in major shows and Diddy's there now. Now we know where the Jersey Devil is. He's finally behind bars.

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Well, back to the lawn mowing story. Um, I would say you should treat yourself, but also um, yeah, I I hear it's a lot of work, which is really not selling me on wanting to do it, but I have no choice right now.

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I think it'd be really romantic if you had your girlfriend do it, Jagger.

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Yeah.

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That'll go well.

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Yeah, that'll go well. I I think even getting permission to hire somebody is not gonna go very well.

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And it's funny because my ex-husband was the opposite. Everything was like, no, we're gonna hire someone to do that. Like, would not do it himself. So I like him more and more the more. Yeah, he sounds really cool. Yeah, yeah. You liked him the second I said, uh, oh, we're not together anymore. He left you. Yeah, I was like, What a guy.

SPEAKER_04 17:28

Jana knew my feelings because she secretly got back with this dude at some point while we were doing our radio show together and kept it to herself for God knows how long, and then one day, by the way, um, I'm back with so and so.

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I'll even have like former listeners, probably current listeners of this podcast, be like after today, former. That guy. That guy.

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To be clear, I've never actually I don't believe I maybe I met once with a handshake. I don't even know if it got that far. I know one time I pulled up against uh next to his car at the station parking lot, and I thought to myself, boy, that's weird. They broke up, yet he's here and he lives in New York, and we're in Pennsylvania. Oh well.

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Oh well, yeah.

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Now it all makes sense.

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If he's listening, you have one fan out of the three of us.

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And also, I I can't make it more clear. I don't want my ass kicked, and I have no problem with you, sir.

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I just same.

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I'm unfortunate. It's sad when things don't work out, and I hope the best for you.

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Except for the fact that you're dating my former best friend. But hey, hey, hey, hey, but we won't get into that.

SPEAKER_04 18:36

How often do you think that happens?

SPEAKER_06 18:38

I honestly I feel like A lot. A lot. Like people have always spoken about infidelity and betrayal and things like that, and I'm just sitting back like, wow, that's so sad.

SPEAKER_04 18:50

And now did you say former best friend or best friend?

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Do you think we're still friends?

SPEAKER_04 18:55

Well, you're very forgiving and loving. So you're right.

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I think that's part of the problem, bro.

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Such a tender heart.

SPEAKER_04 19:02

Oh, you stealing my husband. Come on, let's go get some coffee.

SPEAKER_06 19:05

Silly, you. Uh, you want to crack that bottle of wine, or I can crack it over your head. I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_04 19:11

Don't worry. One day the two of you will probably uh be teaming up together in some sort of weird revenge plot that I'll be watching on.

SPEAKER_06 19:17

You mean one day she'll call me and be like, you were right.

SPEAKER_04 19:21

You were right. Yeah, it's common. It's it's so common.

SPEAKER_06 19:23

Well, I'm not an I told you so kind of person.

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Yeah, well, you do it this time.

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I probably will.

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Just like I was with you when you got married.

SPEAKER_06 19:32

You did. You did. In fact, many people send gifts when you get married. He just sent me instead of an IOU uh note, it said, I told you so. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 19:45

Well, I wish the best for uh both of you. And I hope that you none of this is about me.

SPEAKER_06 19:50

This is all about Jagger mowing the lawn. Let's go.

SPEAKER_04 19:53

I know, and then we give it to Diddy hiding in the woods and just the sopranos. There's a lot going on here.

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I wish I could get Diddy to mow my lawn. That'd be sweet.

SPEAKER_04 20:01

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SPEAKER_04 20:32

That's uh next on our bucket list. I know Janet's probably been to a hundred of them, but my wife and I want to go to an all-inclusive resort. We're thinking maybe December. But by then I'll be bankrupt with this business, so probably not.

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SPEAKER_06 21:08

I learned that the hard way.

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Yeah, you try to get the hundred dollar discount and you're on the podcast and it's in the rules that you can't do that.

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Well, it didn't specifically say that, so then he had to call me and say, We need to talk. And I said, Oh god.

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Like you're gonna decide to go to business venture, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:48

You might accidentally go to Animal Kingdom.

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Right. And and he tailors the trips to you. So like he finds out a little bit about you and what you like, what you don't like, and then it's gonna be a tailored trip for you and your family. You can't not go wrong with moments on the moon.

SPEAKER_04 22:02

I should be fair to Animal Kingdom. There there was at least one cool ride, I forget what it is. It made you think you're going off the tracks like and falling off the roller coaster.

SPEAKER_06 22:11

Oh, that's fun. I'm actually going there in November because when you're bringing a young kid, well, when you're bringing a young kid, really the only places they care about is Magic Kingdom and Animal Kingdom. Yeah. So that's all that matters.

SPEAKER_04 22:23

I remember when Animal Kingdom first opened, I was doing my show in Florida and they were so plagued by flies that like they couldn't bust people into it anymore. Who would have thought that if you have jungle animals in a jungle climate, suddenly flies are gonna come?

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Something to look forward to.

SPEAKER_04 22:42

Now I wonder where the flies went, but that's none of my business. Is this the trip that you booked with heath that you're taking your dog? Okay.

SPEAKER_06 22:49

I did, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:51

Do you have any examples of like what you're gonna do that he planned for you, or do you just get surprised when you get there?

SPEAKER_06 22:56

Well, you know, I think that's part of the adventure, of course. But no, I was I was very specific with him. I said, Hey, so these are the accommodations I need, these are the parks that I plan to go to, these are the days I plan to go, and that was all I had to do, literally.

SPEAKER_04 23:12

Excellent. Yeah, well, learn more about them and our other fine sponsors. If you go to JojoWorldwide.com, tap sponsors, go to the bottom of the page. We are giving away a $50 gas card this month. Again, uh JojoWorldwide.com, look for the sponsors tab, go to the bottom. It's just like a two-second entry form, and one of you who does that will get a $50 gas card, which won't get you to Disney unless you're listening in Orlando right now. Which you could be. Yes, please, Jenna, thank you for bringing that up. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_06 23:48

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SPEAKER_04 24:07

Absolutely correct. And just I can't believe it. I don't know about you, Jagger, that Janna's giving up her 10% of the revenue this month for this. It's just very touching.

SPEAKER_06 24:15

That's all I make. It's all for you.

SPEAKER_04 24:20

Definitely Easter for Eli, a very worthwhile and ongoing cause that brings smiles to kids in hospitals uh all over the place. And it uh it needs everyone's support to keep it's unbelievable uh the amount of people that it takes, you know, when the donations actually come in and they make the Easter baskets, just to assemble the Easter baskets is like a hundred volunteers at least, and uh we want to do what we can to to help them, so we thought this would be something that we could do. I gave a little on the side, but Jagger didn't.

SPEAKER_07 24:53

No, not a bit. But I am so proud of us. What we're on episode 30-ish right now, and we're coming before fall. That's right. We are giving away so much on this podcast.

SPEAKER_04 25:04

Of my bank account, yes.

SPEAKER_07 25:06

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SPEAKER_04 25:18

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SPEAKER_04 26:09

Here you go. If you want more information, go to JojoWorldwide.com. I believe the tab is Dough Gooders. Is that right?

SPEAKER_07 26:17

I want one of them savory doughnuts.

SPEAKER_04 26:19

Did we come to a resolution on whether you're gonna stop mowing your lawn or do you have to ask your girlfriend if that's okay, or what are we gonna do? I appreciate the circle back. Thank you.

SPEAKER_07 26:29

I need the permission, yeah. It's a budgeting thing.

SPEAKER_04 26:32

Could you do it during the podcast?

SPEAKER_07 26:34

Ask her.

SPEAKER_04 26:35

I want to hear you get laughed at.

SPEAKER_07 26:37

No. I can't take that.

SPEAKER_04 26:39

Could you call her on the phone?

SPEAKER_05 26:42

Put it on speaker.

SPEAKER_04 26:45

I want to hear a good riff. It sound like the peanuts when the teacher is talking.

SPEAKER_06 26:53

She said when I said it in those are the only steps you get. Meanwhile, when I said that, I got divorced.

SPEAKER_04 27:05

What the honey, V Mode Lawn, I'm leaving you for your best friend. It's amazing. Gotta be careful. Things can escalate quickly. I lost my phone again.

SPEAKER_07 27:17

I would be interested to know though, in the comment section, if anyone has given up a certain chore at a certain age. Like, are you just done with it? Let us know because then I can use that for ammo.

SPEAKER_04 27:25

Um, showering.

SPEAKER_06 27:26

Yeah, I was gonna say, what defines a chore? Showering when you get older. It's not mandatory.

SPEAKER_04 27:32

Yeah, I used to get on my kids if they didn't shower every day. And now it's like for me, I'm like, how many days? Two?

SPEAKER_06 27:39

I totally get that.

SPEAKER_04 27:41

Okay, thank you. At first, I thought you were gonna come down hard on me for that. I was waiting for ew, but no, no, it is like, and I remember like I'd visit my dad for a couple of days and be like day two, and I'd be like, is he gonna shower? But now that I'm you know 28, 52, I don't know what it is. It seems like a project to get clean.

SPEAKER_06 28:01

Don't get me wrong. Uh getting in the shower is similar to exercising for me. I never want to do it. But then after I'm done, I'm like, wow, that felt so good. Yes. But before you do it, you're like, uh, it's the one thing that I always procrastinate is a shower. I'll like come back from the gym and I'm like, all right, I'm gonna shower. And then all of a sudden I'm like, you know what? No, I'm gonna go meditate. I'm gonna go work, I'm gonna go do this. I'm I'm gonna go call the bill collector. I'll do anything.

SPEAKER_04 28:30

I'm gonna call the bill collector.

SPEAKER_06 28:32

Four hours will go by and I'll be like, oh yeah, I should probably go shower.

SPEAKER_04 28:35

Jan is the only person in the history of the world that's ever actually called the debt collector instead of them calling her because she's trying to get out of something.

SPEAKER_05 28:43

Right, right.

SPEAKER_04 28:45

So, what I've worked out is a very good system now. Uh, I know it's time to take a shower when my wife says, Did you put on deodorant?

SPEAKER_06 28:53

Oh no. Okay, I never get to that.

SPEAKER_04 28:56

Huh? Oh, I've gone too far.

SPEAKER_06 28:58

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 28:59

Suddenly I'm the problem.

SPEAKER_07 29:01

Oh gosh. I have a question though. So another thing that maybe makes Jagger weird is That's you.

SPEAKER_04 29:07

You're talking about yourself in the third person.

SPEAKER_07 29:09

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 29:10

Okay. What makes you weird?

SPEAKER_07 29:13

Do you guys ever take a bath?

SPEAKER_04 29:15

No, it's disgusting.

SPEAKER_06 29:17

I usually do only when I'm sick. I really only take a bath when I'm sick. Um, but if I want to go soak in something, I'm gonna go in my hot tub.

SPEAKER_04 29:25

Oh, I didn't know where that was going.

SPEAKER_06 29:27

Hello, holiday pools and spas.

SPEAKER_04 29:28

Hello! Hello. Hey, by the way, five hundred dollars off a hot tub if you go and buy one from holiday pools and spas. Just say Jojo told me so.

SPEAKER_06 29:39

I think it's cute that you want to uh soak in a bathtub because you don't hear many men that like to do.

SPEAKER_04 29:44

No, he hates it too.

SPEAKER_06 29:45

No, I love it.

SPEAKER_04 29:46

I take a bath every day. Wait, I said I hated it, and you said you love that. You take a bath every day? What are you, a woman? Why is that feminine?

SPEAKER_06 29:55

Wait, with bubbles. Wait, with bubbles?

SPEAKER_04 30:01

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 30:01

I never look at a bath as getting clean though, because I'm sitting in my filth, which is ironic though, because literally, okay, I do that as well. But it is funny how you know we raise kids and we give them baths, and yet I'm like, it's disgusting.

SPEAKER_04 30:16

But it's like halfway through the bath, you're sitting there, you're like, what the hell am I doing in here?

SPEAKER_06 30:20

I I also also self-care. But when the when the water gets cold, I'm like, I don't want to be in here anymore.

SPEAKER_04 30:25

Yeah, like it's then it's disgusting and cold and dirty, and you have to shower anyway.

SPEAKER_06 30:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:30

Jaggering there with his bath and body works candles.

SPEAKER_06 30:32

Yes. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 30:34

Soap. He's got his loofah.

SPEAKER_06 30:36

That is such a scene that I never wanted to envision.

SPEAKER_04 30:39

I know we're both having a visual now, one leg hanging out the side of the tub.

SPEAKER_07 30:46

He's like one of us has to shave, Jen.

SPEAKER_06 30:53

What are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_04 30:55

She'd be looking like McGill a gorilla.

SPEAKER_06 30:58

That's what happens when you don't have a man.

SPEAKER_04 31:00

Well, you don't need to shave. I'd say you test a man's love and just stop. See if he even notices.

SPEAKER_06 31:06

Well, that's probably why I got into the predicament.

SPEAKER_04 31:09

See, Jan always struck me as the type of woman who would grow armpit hair just to make a point.

SPEAKER_06 31:14

No, no, no. No, no, no, I do. I just don't like to, but I do. No judgment to anyone who doesn't shave their armpits. I have met several women in my life that don't, but uh no, I'm an armpit shaver every day. Every day.

SPEAKER_04 31:33

Maybe I got fired for not showering.

SPEAKER_06 31:36

Now it makes sense. Oh God.

SPEAKER_04 31:40

I can't blame them.

SPEAKER_06 31:41

They said you stink, and you're like, no, my show's doing the best. I have the greatest radio. So literally, you stink.

SPEAKER_04 31:47

You actually stink. I'm gonna go take a shower. Is that all right with you guys?

SPEAKER_06 31:52

Please, we're begging you.

SPEAKER_04 31:54

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SPEAKER_03 32:20

Audio.

SPEAKER_04 32:22

Goodbye, Jagger.

SPEAKER_03 32:24

Uh goodbye, Jojo.

SPEAKER_04 32:26

Go trim that yard.

SPEAKER_01 32:32

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SPEAKER_02 32:52

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