The Cast Has Outtakes - Ep. 33

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:05

Live from the Holiday Pools and Spa Studios, this is JoJo on the go. We had a plan, and then this happened.

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The outtakes!

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Also adopted one of Beth Stern's cats named Bingo. She is uh well established, and she is part of the program like you.

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And she disappeared with that great intro.

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Just went away.

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Where'd she go?

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So, well that was good, right? We all enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_06 0:38

Okay, it reconnected me.

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I don't know what the Jagger, Jenna, talk to each other.

SPEAKER_06 0:44

Yeah.

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That happened to five minutes, bro. Janna worked with me for a year. She was my co-host. Jagger was my producer and co-host for several years. Jagger knows me. Jenna knows me. Jagger and Jenna. This is your 10 minutes to connect.

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Ten minutes? I told you I was in the damn shower.

SPEAKER_06 1:08

Yeah, exactly. Take the shower with their clothes on.

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Ten minutes. I'm wearing a robe. Look, it's checkered and everything.

SPEAKER_06 1:17

That'll be it. That'll be a good bit if we do a show in the shower.

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If I fing did that, Jana would have thrown up on me.

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Yeah, but we could do a show in the shower. That'd be fun.

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Jagger, questions for Jana.

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Questions for Janna.

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Um I literally signed up for this 10 minutes ago. Like signed up for the first, you're like this morning, you're like, wait, is this? Oh, I didn't know what I said to you. I was like, oh, good luck with whatever. And he's like, and I was like, hey, if you ever want like a guest host or something, let me know.

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And all of a sudden he's Jenna saw the new logo and knew some shit was going down. Don't listen.

SPEAKER_10 1:58

Right. So you're gonna have uh some good insight on the on the breakout show.

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Yep.

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So nobody's ready for this. Nobody's expecting Janna.

SPEAKER_06 2:08

No, this is either gonna go very good or very bad. I don't know.

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Hey everybody, welcome to the start Nask. Oh, yeah, that's what we're supposed to do. Let's start with the champagne pot. No wonder I don't know how to intro it. It's not my job.

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Alright, ready?

SPEAKER_12 2:29

Yep.

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Hey, hey, hey, happy new year. Here it is. The moment everyone's been waiting for the debut of Jojo on the go. We're here in the Holiday Pool and Spa, Duncanville, Pennsylvania podcast studios. It's me, Jagger.

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Duncansville. What'd I say? Duncanville. Alright. Again. Duncan's.

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Holidays Pools. Holiday and Players. Holiday Pools and Spa's, Duncansville, Pennsylvania.

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Pools plural. Okay. Duncansville. Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. We have a national audience.

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Let's do it again. I'm not mad. I'm only forgiving.

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This is why we're not live. Hang on a second.

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Let me get a sip. I'm gonna need it for this. Hold on.

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No, because I'm med-popping this bottle and I'm trying to wait until the moment so that it looks nice. Now you don't.

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Here he goes. Here you go.

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Hurry up.

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Hey, hey, everybody. Welcome. It is the time you've all been waiting for. Happy New Year. It is the debut of JoJo on the go. My name is Jagger. I'm here with Jana Banana. Of course, JoJo as well. We're in the holiday pools in Spa's Duncanville, Pennsylvania, podcast studios.

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It's everywhere.

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Duncan's Village.

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No!

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I didn't say it again. He said Duncanville. I did? Dunkinsville.

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Okay, just say Dunkinsville and then cut it at. Oh, we can't even.

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No, no. No, no. We'll do it again. Alright, put the cork in her. Oh my god.

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Oh, that was such a well no, you know, maybe, maybe you can splice me. I'm gonna have to get another bottle. Seriously, give me another bottle. Hold on. Hold on.

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Oh, wait. Scratch that, Jonathan. Holiday pools and spas junk Junkville. Junkville, Pennsylvania.

unknown 4:40

Oh my god!

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Holiday.

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Holiday pools and spas. Is it spas plural too?

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After this, it'll be wine and beer, so don't fuck this up.

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I can't see it. Holiday.

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Duncansville. Dunkinsville. Dunkinsville. Dunkinsville.

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More than one Duncan.

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Duncan.

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Is spa plural? Is Duncanville? That's where I'm going for breakfast after this.

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Are you dying back there? Yeah. Jesus Christ. Breakfast. All right, go ahead. Okay.

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All right, here we are, everybody. Welcome. It is the premiere of JoJo on the go. Uh, everybody. Start again. Ready, ready. Don't pop it yet, Jana. All right. Take seven.

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We gotta laugh. That's what we're gonna do.

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Hey, hey, everybody. It's the moment you've all been waiting for. It's the debut of JoJo on the go. Welcome, everybody. Hello. My name is Jack, or I'm here with Janet Banana, and of course, Jojo. We're in the holiday pools and spa, Duncansville, Pennsylvania podcast studios.

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Welcome, everybody. It took him seven times just to say holiday pools and spas Duncansville. Seven times.

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Can we hear you?

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Check two, two.

SPEAKER_06 6:04

Ah, that's good. That's good. Yeah.

unknown 6:09

Yeah.

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You. You're not really animated right now.

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So you'll get Yeah! Come get me. I see the Joe. Oh, I'll Joe. I'm behind you.

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See it?

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Joe. There you go. Ah, looks good. Can I straighten it a little or to the Can I straighten you a little? Like it looks like it's going yeah. It looks like it was going up a hill a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. Maybe a scoot smaller so there's room for you. Yeah! Hey, hey! Look at it. I don't have one, but you do. Alright, here we go.

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Wait, hold on, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. No, I just want I didn't I don't want to have the Barbie dream house behind me, so uh okay.

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You live in a Barbie dream house.

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I'm a Barbie girl.

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Light projector jagger. Is that some bat signal?

SPEAKER_06 7:14

No, I'm Batman.

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I'm your Batman now.

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Alright, here we go. Oh wait, no, I'm good. Alright. So what was the thing we're gonna bring up? Um you were gonna bring it up, but we're gonna bring it up in this episode.

SPEAKER_06 7:35

Yeah, what was it again? I already forgot.

SPEAKER_12 7:38

No, no.

SPEAKER_06 7:39

I have memory loss. Uh wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_12 7:41

Um Damn, what were we talking about? I know. First I'm like, man, you are losing it, old man. But you guys don't remember either.

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No, uh What the hell?

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What were we?

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We're talking about talking about hugs.

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We're talking about Jagger with old ladies.

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Shit!

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Oh my gods.

SPEAKER_06 8:07

Oh yeah. Uh hugging parents. Was it the hugging uh being uncomfortable hugging? No, that wasn't it.

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Yeah, you already said your parents were too creepy to hug.

SPEAKER_06 8:17

Yeah. Um my god. Is there there's no way to just kind of save the recording and then go back quick?

SPEAKER_12 8:30

Well you know. I got well, you know what?

SPEAKER_06 8:35

We can always okay, we'll go back when we listen to this and we'll uh talk about it. Uh oh sh. Uh oh no, I totally forgot. I just let my neighbor into my house and my alarm is on.

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So what are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_10 8:51

Shoot him. Stand your ground.

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Stand your ground, law.

SPEAKER_10 8:56

Oh, that's just Florida? Oh.

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Uh Jana banana at uh what is it? JojoWorldwide.com.

SPEAKER_12 9:05

Yeah. That's not egotistical, is it? It's fine.

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Not at all. Yeah, it's fine.

unknown 9:09

That's what I thought.

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What's our beverage, Jana? What do we got there? Some Merlot.

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I have possibly. I have did you know what I have? You'll be so happy. Eggnog. And do you know the last time I had eggnog was the first time I had eggnog with you 10 years ago?

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There's been a lot of first for us, Janna. And thank you for joining us today to the podcast. Jagger, we'll get to you next time. Thanks. Happy New Year, guys.

SPEAKER_06 9:33

Happy New Year. Oh, I got it. I got the email.

SPEAKER_12 9:36

I love eggnog. What?

SPEAKER_06 9:37

I know you do. Uh well, I got an email that says test these. I don't see any links.

SPEAKER_12 9:43

You know, like me after my colonoscopy. That has to be in some point.

SPEAKER_06 9:54

Oh, yeah. So let's talk about your colonoscopy.

SPEAKER_10 9:58

Claim your doctor is a celebrity. That's like uh, who could that be? Uh, but that's a no, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_06 10:05

Okay, so we got celeb. We've got uh we've got the concert, we've got uh fitness and and uh uh new year.

SPEAKER_12 10:14

Also, once you're looks like that, you're ready for a uh colonoscopy, just so you know.

SPEAKER_06 10:18

Okay, thank you. Thank you for that. I'm 33. Um, and then the bobblehead uh national day, and then Wednesday, Wednesday. What uh let's see, okay. So yeah, I I mean what do what do we think? Like we're good. Three topics an episode. We're good.

SPEAKER_12 10:33

I think we're good. Yeah, I think we're good.

SPEAKER_06 10:35

Okay, all right. Cool, cool. Well, I will find a few. I'll be spinding a picture of the celebrity. Yeah, I'm trying to find one too, which turns out I haven't seen one in quite some time.

SPEAKER_12 10:43

Hey, just use the one of you and Garth.

SPEAKER_06 10:46

That's a good one. That ties into the pull that up. Yeah, it's a great transition.

SPEAKER_12 10:52

Yeah, just the best transition. Killing it, the most beautiful transition.

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Now I just gotta find the picture because Facebook has really gotten annoying.

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Like well, it's just making you click more to do anything, makes you click so much. Yep.

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By the way, I did listen to uh a little clip of someone interviewing Chevy Chase.

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I watched a documentary. He was such a Did you was it the part where she's like, So help me figure you out? He's like, You're not gonna be able to.

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I don't want you to because you're too dumb.

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Because you're not you're not bright. Yeah, it's great for him to laugh, and he's just like, I'm just not smart.

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I died when I heard that.

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It's great. I love it. I sadly related to a lot of it, especially.

SPEAKER_06 11:36

Oh, you know what else I found? Oh, I was gonna post this on Facebook, but look, when we took Christmas pictures with Santa Scheduled for next December 20th. Yep.

SPEAKER_12 11:47

All right. So, Jagger, what are you holding up? A picture of you and me?

SPEAKER_09 11:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 11:56

Okay, where the f Language. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, I think there's a way to put like explicit or something. I don't want that, but that's it.

SPEAKER_06 12:11

Oh, you know who I met once at the Altoona curve? Eugene from Greece.

SPEAKER_12 12:15

Nice. Oh yeah, that's right, I remember that.

SPEAKER_06 12:18

That was fun.

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Yeah.

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Not for me, but no, you weren't there.

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I just wasn't there. All right, let me go through my Facebook photo since for some reason I was missing from my phone.

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I know. I I will find it. It's it's it's getting there.

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552. All right. Let's go.

SPEAKER_06 12:37

It's funny because I was literally just looking at the oh, here's a picture of you, me, and Mama Cap. I'm gonna screenshot that. That's cute.

SPEAKER_12 12:45

Janna, you can bring up how Jagger and I clearly got the same Christmas present.

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You said it.

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He was like, I'm gonna go change my shirt. I was like, wait a minute, no.

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We both same thing. Christmas.

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I wish I had another armor. You have to keep it.

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Meanwhile, I'm like, I'm dull. Look, I'm like, I'm an off-the-shoulder, like, I'm dressed for New Year's, baby. You sound like my daughter. Everything now is it's my choice. And I'm like, why did I ever teach you?

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Well, the only difference is your four-year-old has more freedom than I do.

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Clearly.

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She thinks I look orange. Do I look orange?

SPEAKER_06 13:29

No.

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I mean, if I do, tell me.

SPEAKER_06 13:33

No, you don't.

SPEAKER_12 13:34

Okay. Dagger, do I look orange?

SPEAKER_10 13:37

No, not orange. No.

SPEAKER_06 13:39

Maybe in person you do.

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Maybe you have the insulted me and said I look orange in every one of my podcasts, so please don't watch them anymore.

SPEAKER_06 13:46

Maybe you have the RSV.

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Yeah, maybe you give me the RSV.

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Rzv.

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The R.

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I think our car now. I think your lighting has been best out of all three of us in many of the podcasts.

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Jagger said my lighting's the best out of all three of theirs. I just think.

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Well, we know we know yours is the worst. Janna's lighting is the best.

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Janna's lighting is the best, says Renee.

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Well, I think that RSV is affecting her eye holes.

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And Jagger said the RSV is affecting your eye holes.

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Eye holes is such a crazy. I know.

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It's almost like you're saying something disgusting, like an asshole.

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I know.

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It's affecting that too.

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I will stick my phone. Hang on, hang on.

SPEAKER_10 14:30

Hang on. Hang on. Mary's call. Mary Ann's calling me.

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Why is she calling? She yanked it in.

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Hello?

SPEAKER_05 14:36

I don't see the link. Where is it?

SPEAKER_10 14:38

Oh no, I sent it into your email. It didn't come through.

SPEAKER_05 14:42

No. Can you send it while I'm on here now?

SPEAKER_10 14:45

Yep, let me do it right now.

SPEAKER_05 14:46

Okay, hold on. Are you gonna go do laundry? You're not calling radio, right?

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Say again, I'm sorry?

SPEAKER_05 14:57

You're not calling radio, are you?

SPEAKER_10 14:59

No.

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Okay, so I don't know who that is.

SPEAKER_10 15:03

Uh it should come from Jagger at JoJo Worldwide. I'm trying to get a link.

SPEAKER_05 15:11

Is this a thing on like no? You're gonna play it later, right?

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Right.

SPEAKER_05 15:15

The radio just say who you are. So lady, you gotta give me some information.

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Tell her about if it if it if one of us disappears, we just kind of hold.

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I'm at Brooklyn17 at Halo.com.

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Mary Ann. Hang on.

SPEAKER_05 15:30

Let me What kind of operation is this?

SPEAKER_10 15:38

You're about to find out what kind of operation is it?

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Right, you can sit in here. Right. You can sit here, you can see here.

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Are we gonna be on the Oscars together?

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I hope so.

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She's coming in there. Okay, well you can tell if you are, huh?

SPEAKER_05 15:59

Oh, tell an army. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10 16:03

Yeah, we were just talking about that.

SPEAKER_05 16:05

I just saw that. Can you send me the link?

SPEAKER_10 16:08

Yep, I'm doing it right now.

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Boy, you're just as dead as I am.

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You'll see her. She just has to get in on the link.

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Stopping my whole day for you.

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She's stopping her whole day for us. I see.

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What was your plans?

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No, it's not coming.

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I just click send. I heard a doo-doo.

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What what fucking country are you in?

SPEAKER_10 16:44

What fucking country are you in?

SPEAKER_12 16:46

Florida. Well, tell her, one of us is in Pennsylvania, one's in New York.

SPEAKER_05 16:53

See, this is a show. Me and you talking, and I'm not getting the link. That's the show.

SPEAKER_10 16:57

I love it. We should do that.

SPEAKER_05 16:58

Right. Spam? I'm looking.

SPEAKER_10 17:02

Is it in spam? She probably put it there.

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What's so funny? It's not coming.

SPEAKER_10 17:10

I've got my cohorts in my ear. They're laughing at us.

SPEAKER_05 17:13

Are you James? Is that your name, James?

SPEAKER_10 17:15

Yes, it is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 17:17

Yeah, okay. Okay, so where should I click? This Riverside Studio. You got it. Florida? Okay, let's see. Or I should have done. Welcome to JoJo on the go. Yeah, the song, Jojo on the Go. Allow permission. Okay.

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Oh wait a single.

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There I am. Oh, I look horrible.

SPEAKER_12 17:39

Oh, here we go.

SPEAKER_05 17:41

Okay. Are we ready? See you in a minute. We're recording. I'm hanging.

SPEAKER_12 17:47

Yeah, hang up the phone. Yeah, she hangs up the phone, right?

SPEAKER_05 17:50

Yeah, hang up on the phone.

SPEAKER_10 17:51

Okay. Damn, she gave me what four. What kind of operation is this? Shit.

SPEAKER_06 18:06

You know, I I took my headphones off. I've heard her from across the room. Yeah.

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As soon as she comes on, get on here.

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Crash. Oh God.

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She can come on. I don't know. She told me to hang up.

SPEAKER_06 18:25

Just hang up so I can get on. She can't do multitask.

unknown 18:29

There she is.

SPEAKER_10 18:29

Hey, we made it. Mary Ann just led me to ride act.

SPEAKER_06 18:38

Hi, Marianne. Someone unmute her.

SPEAKER_12 18:42

Yeah, we can't have her muted.

SPEAKER_06 18:44

That would defeat the purpose. I'm unmuted.

SPEAKER_05 18:51

I don't know what how I get myself into these things, but I'm glad you did.

SPEAKER_12 18:56

I actually didn't believe Jagger when he said that he booked you. I was like, shut up. You didn't get Marianne from Brooklyn. I'm nobody.

SPEAKER_05 19:03

Why not? Why am I?

SPEAKER_12 19:05

You're a superstar. Come on.

SPEAKER_05 19:06

Okay, who am I looking at? There's like so many people here. Who's who's in charge? Are you in charge of that? We are okay.

SPEAKER_10 19:13

I'm DD in charge.

SPEAKER_05 19:14

So why does it keep switching? It's switching.

SPEAKER_10 19:17

Oh Gagger. So click the uh hover over uh whoever you want to.

SPEAKER_05 19:22

I can't that's making me dizzy. It's switching.

SPEAKER_12 19:25

Yeah, hover over you until you see something, like a pin.

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You see a little pencil. Oh, me, me?

SPEAKER_12 19:31

Yeah, take your mouse and hover over your face.

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Over my face?

SPEAKER_12 19:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:37

You're moving, I'm not. Oh, I think it's stopped now.

SPEAKER_12 19:41

You got it. You pinned yourself.

SPEAKER_05 19:44

Oh. Am I on?

SPEAKER_12 19:46

Yes. And don't worry, we're not live.

SPEAKER_05 19:48

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't care, Bill. I'd rather be live because I just hate looking at myself. Oh, you're looking at you. Wait, you keep moving. Wait a second. She didn't she didn't pin it. How do I pin it? Oh, it is a pin. I see a pin. Pressed it.

SPEAKER_12 20:04

I know. I know I hate it when it's not pinned.

SPEAKER_05 20:06

Oh, I look horrible. You're not.

SPEAKER_12 20:09

You look lovely.

SPEAKER_05 20:10

I'm moving it back.

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I don't know which way to wait.

SPEAKER_12 20:13

Look at your competition for looks here. You're fine.

SPEAKER_06 20:15

Yeah. Listen, we all were in radio because we have faces for radio. So it's exactly we know where we belong. And I have a voice for radio.

SPEAKER_12 20:24

I think you should be the voice of our podcast. Heck yeah.

SPEAKER_05 20:26

Okay, okay, let's get started. What do we do?

SPEAKER_12 20:28

Okay. Now, if if any of us disappear, just don't worry about it. Somebody's computer crash and they'll be right back and we'll pick it up from there. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 20:37

That's why I said, where are you? We're coming from, and you said Florida.

SPEAKER_12 20:40

No.

SPEAKER_05 20:41

I thought we were coming from Mars with Gail T.

SPEAKER_12 20:43

I'm Pennsylvania. I'm in uh Pennsyltucky. Jana's in Long Island and Jagger's in Florida.

SPEAKER_05 20:49

Oh, so so what's the woman's name? I'm sorry. Jana. Jana, you're not that far.

SPEAKER_06 20:56

You're in. Yeah. Yeah. I got to go back to the city.

SPEAKER_08 20:58

You guys should have a coffee.

SPEAKER_06 21:00

I grew up in I I got my coffee. I uh grew up in Beth Page and uh now I'm out in Suffolk County. Okay, very good.

SPEAKER_05 21:08

I like Long Island. I got some family out there. I don't know Suffolk between Suffolk or whatever that is. No, no, it's a it's a whole other animal.

SPEAKER_06 21:15

Right. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 21:17

Is that the Simon State Park?

SPEAKER_06 21:18

Wait, let me just talk sure is. What exit? What exit? I'm at like 46. I'm a ways to go. I know. I know. Holy cow. It's all right. Just wait.

SPEAKER_12 21:35

All right, here we go.

SPEAKER_06 21:36

I keep trying to start. Go, go, Joe. Okay.

SPEAKER_12 21:39

All right, let's give it up. Let's give it up for our special guest special being in all capital letters. Ladies and gentlemen, Marianne from Brooklyn.

SPEAKER_05 21:50

Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 21:51

Let me tell you, I've got some people who are pumped about this.

SPEAKER_12 21:55

It's weird. I've never been so excited and so scared for anything.

SPEAKER_06 22:00

My mom said the same thing. She goes, Aren't you just so fing excited? She's like, You're you guys are just so good. So good. I was like, Mom, you'll say anything is good. Fucking terrified. It involves us.

SPEAKER_12 22:11

She liked my picture of like a potholder. It's not really a tough crowd.

SPEAKER_06 22:17

It just means she'll accept anything. But that's you want the you want the real ones to show up. You do.

SPEAKER_12 22:24

Like if we lose three subscribers, I'll be pissed. I'll be like, damn it, we fucking don't belong here.

SPEAKER_06 22:33

Do we have spring or is it only spring for a week? But really, it's just winter straight into summer. And like that can't be more accurate. And it pisses me off because I am a spring baby and I really enjoy the spring. When we get to see it.

SPEAKER_12 22:46

Well, that's why God skips that season.

SPEAKER_06 22:48

Really does. See, once again, no appreciation for the walking recessive gene.

SPEAKER_10 22:54

Florida understands the assignment. Ever since Saturday, when it turned spring, it's been mid-70s.

SPEAKER_06 23:02

And what was it before? Mid-70s.

SPEAKER_10 23:06

No, it was in the 50s, like the day before. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 23:11

Hmm. You did mention that when your family was here last week, it was chilly and they were at the beach. So I believe that.

SPEAKER_10 23:18

That's right. That's right. Yeah. But now, no, it's going to be 176 today in the bar.

SPEAKER_06 23:27

I know he's on a delay. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_12 23:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 23:40

We'll wait. No. As soon as I heard it, I said, oh, this is not going to be playing.

SPEAKER_12 23:48

He doesn't usually talk over us. It was like we weren't there.

SPEAKER_06 23:52

Yeah, no. That's alright. What happened? Are you playing around with the remote for the light? See what I can do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 24:07

Yeah. I should have been working on that all week, but it's clear. It says something I couldn't possibly hope to read.

unknown 24:17

Hello?

SPEAKER_06 24:18

It's the same thing as always actual recording, it's higher quality.

SPEAKER_12 24:20

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 24:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 24:21

You good now? I think so. What's that face for?

SPEAKER_12 24:30

Hearing myself like eight seconds after I say something in your headphones.

SPEAKER_10 24:34

In my headphones? I hear you in real time in my headphones. I see what you're saying when your mouth moves.

SPEAKER_06 24:43

Time is nothing but a construct. I haven't even checked them.

SPEAKER_12 24:51

Oh okay. Where were we at? Spring?

SPEAKER_10 24:54

I don't know. I mean, how how long were we?

SPEAKER_06 24:56

Spring in Navarre.

SPEAKER_10 24:57

How long were we going before I was before I started lagging? Because I noticed it.

SPEAKER_06 25:02

Oh, no, no, no. It was immediate. No, no, no. We heard it like for a solid like 20 seconds and then we called you out.

SPEAKER_12 25:11

But I think it was longer because you never talk over us and you were having your own conversation.

SPEAKER_10 25:15

Yeah, it was longer because I was saying something and your reaction was two seconds, three seconds delayed. So it might be the same. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 25:32

A cat person, there's like no going back.

SPEAKER_04 25:34

Hey, uh, I don't I don't miss that. Whoa, I gotta take my dog out for a walk. I don't I don't miss that at all. So that's nope.

SPEAKER_12 25:42

Well, Alan, thank you so much for joining us today. Yeah, well, I'll see you guys later. It's just a wonderful time. We appreciate that.

SPEAKER_03 25:48

Yeah, wonderful.

SPEAKER_12 25:48

We're good?

SPEAKER_03 25:49

Yeah, I'm I'm kind of trapped.

SPEAKER_12 25:51

Oh, you're trapped? Just stay there. It's gonna be like a half hour. It'll be fine.

SPEAKER_09 25:54

All right, I'll clock back in and then another half hour.

SPEAKER_12 25:57

The engineer's trapped. Hang on. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 26:00

Jonathan, that fern can't be that heavy. Move it.

SPEAKER_12 26:02

All right. You work miracles, buddy. Thank you. I'm glad we had Tom Cruise warm-up for Alan. All right. What? Okay, guys. We're set. We're rolling. We're good. Ready? Cool. Yep. None of this happened. Behind me, they're currently testing the mobile entertainment equipment because my first gig is coming up in uh two days, Friday, at Black Lick Elementary, ladies and gentlemen, where I'll be performing for an enthralled crowd of preschoolers. And well, as far as my first gig goes in public performance, I think that that would be a good test audience. I mean, if I couldn't agree, Mark. Don't get past the preschoolers' uh level of excellence expectations, then there's no way that I should be doing your wedding. So uh if you were thinking about booking me, just hold off and see if the my preschool dance goes okay in Black Lick on Friday.

SPEAKER_06 26:55

It is funny how you say that the engineers are testing your equipment during our show, and it reminds me of construction workers who love to block up two lanes of the highway in the middle of rush hour instead of doing it at a normal time when people are sleeping.

SPEAKER_12 27:13

Yeah. That's I mean, by engineers, I mean I could just turn it off probably.

SPEAKER_06 27:18

By engineers, I mean this remote for $399.

SPEAKER_12 27:22

Yeah, just we like I have 18 lights with the same remote. I have no idea what any of these buttons mean, nor do these buttons make it any easier to figure out what they do.

SPEAKER_06 27:30

So uh I think on and off is all you need to know.

SPEAKER_12 27:33

I think I just turned it off.

SPEAKER_10 27:34

Oh, no, it's a little bit. That looks great.

SPEAKER_06 27:36

Yeah, it looks so good. I did something.

SPEAKER_12 27:39

I uh was supposed to spend all day yesterday learning the equipment with my son, which had to be ordered twice because the first junk that he ordered, you couldn't even hear three steps up the basement. I come down here and and my ADD kicks in immediately after about eight seconds of staring at a computer screen where I don't understand anything that's happening. I'm like, we're gonna have this playlist all set and ready to go, right? He's like, Yeah. I was like, all right, cool, man. Thanks. Have a good Saturday.

SPEAKER_06 28:05

Um I love how that's how your business meetings go.

SPEAKER_12 28:11

At one point I said, can you make the computer screen look older? Like just a picture of a record on each side, because I don't want these that had sound waves and voice analyzation. I was like, I'm DJing a preschool dance party. I don't need to look like I'm launching SpaceX. And then he gave me a gift to give to Jagger.

SPEAKER_10 28:31

Oh, I like gifts. Hey.

SPEAKER_06 28:38

A beginner's guide to not hating work. The title is How to Be Useful to Anyone Who's Listening on Buzz Sprout.

SPEAKER_10 28:45

Yes. Thank you, Janet. That little bastard.

SPEAKER_12 28:48

And he specifically for three weeks wanted this to get to you somehow.

SPEAKER_02 28:53

Like he's always like, I'm not gonna make sure I give that book to Uncle Jagger.

SPEAKER_10 28:57

Yeah, that's wonderful. I love you're teaching him to be a bully. It's wonderful.

SPEAKER_12 29:05

He's the kindest kid in the world, but you know, for you, he reserves to stick birds.

SPEAKER_10 29:09

I love it. I love that kind of love.

SPEAKER_12 29:11

Um so if you want to send me an envelope, I ain't got no cat.

SPEAKER_10 29:16

Hey, when a horse head winds up in his bed, you tell him it's for me.

SPEAKER_12 29:20

I ain't going in there. I just as soon already is one in his closet. He got this this one closet in his room that I opened, I think, three years ago. And he has about 50 pairs of sneakers that were pre-owned, but then he wore them too. And when you opened the door, it was like 25 punches to the face. Janet just got struck by lightning.

SPEAKER_06 29:38

I did. I don't know what happened there.

SPEAKER_12 29:41

So honestly, Jagger, I don't know what's in my kid's closet, and I don't know that I want to know. Even the uh the cleaning people that showed up, they they don't want to know. I was like, don't even worry about it. And after they left his room, they had this look that they'll never recover. Horror.

SPEAKER_10 29:56

Well, you might want to be careful because I was watching on Netflix like the tapes of David Berkowitz, the uh son of Sam killer, and they had the same problem, so just be careful.

SPEAKER_12 30:07

Is that where I find the outfits?

SPEAKER_10 30:09

Yes.

SPEAKER_12 30:13

Buffalo Bill style. Yeah. Speaking of cleaners, Tri Luna Royal Cleaners, uh, thank you so much for partnering with the show. And I don't know if you saw videos on Facebook or wherever, but we were hiding cash all over town this week. There were people getting 40 bucks, 60 bucks, 100 bucks. You can see it all. I don't know if they've changed the name of my page yet, but it's uh Facebook.com slash Jojo Worldwide. Thank you very much, Tri Luna Royal Cleaning. They are uh based out of Altoona. They are also getting tremendously taxed. We were just talking about that yesterday.

SPEAKER_06 30:51

Oh man, yeah, time supposed to be a good thing, right?

SPEAKER_12 30:54

Yeah, I was trying to get an e merge out of Altoona so I could claim more square space down here for business. But no, I was an IRS, I was just kidding. Um thank you. And uh it was weird because we mentioned this before on a crisp Saturday morn, our friend Dominic actually dropped like a box filled with rocks and money at my front door, and uh you guys couldn't believe that that he would do that, or trust me, that retrieve it.

SPEAKER_10 31:22

The rocks, I believe, the money was hard.

SPEAKER_06 31:24

Yeah, yeah, that was questionable.

SPEAKER_12 31:27

Yes, I actually uh did the job that I was told to do. One of the last places I hit it, it was like a park bench, and his kid kept going by on an e-scooter like every time I was trying to drop it on the ground. I think at one point it screamed, Can you cut it out? And then I think he went home and told his parents.

SPEAKER_10 31:44

But I'm sorry to them.

SPEAKER_12 31:49

I bend down. I'm trying to put, yeah, I see a ziplock because it's about to rain. So I'm like trying to put this under a bench. It's like some shady drop.

SPEAKER_10 31:58

He was trying to get mama that eight ball when you were like, I don't want you to want to rock.

SPEAKER_06 32:07

He said, Oh, Easter is coming early. Yeah. You got an egg hunt to be on.

SPEAKER_12 32:11

Also, uh, Dominic from Triluna out of nowhere, from the kindness of his heart, I just realized I can't fit all my DJ equipment into a Honda Civic.

SPEAKER_10 32:21

So you should have thought commercial was lying to me.

SPEAKER_12 32:38

And I was like, How much do I owe you? And he's like, Oh no, don't worry, I have enterprise points. I was like, enough for a van? He's like, Yeah. I was like, is this what real business people do? Because like I know like I have a business license, but I don't rent cars or fly places. Definitely don't have enough points to just go into a place and say, I'll take a van. But thank you. Um and if you could do that every gig, I have them all listed right here throughout the summer. Not to be a bother. Yeah, not to be a bother. But if you could just get me that van every Thursday over there, that'd be great. Um I'm terrified too because I hate driving as it is, much less somebody else's vehicle.

SPEAKER_07 33:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 33:23

I hope they're not listening in the rental car place.

SPEAKER_10 33:28

Turn it off, hurts.

SPEAKER_12 33:30

So, Jagger, do you want to talk about how you failed us uh over the past weekend?

SPEAKER_10 33:35

I don't know about fail. I mean, so well you didn't pass.

SPEAKER_06 33:40

Okay, fine.

SPEAKER_10 33:41

So yeah. Your first or your last. Um, so I I I hyped up the big stand-up comedy debut for for March. You sure did. 21st, Saturday, the first day of spring. I thought I was gonna get on stage and and rock it out. Much like JoJo, I did not prepare well enough for my gig. And I didn't have enough of it memorized, and I just thought it wasn't gonna be a good representation of the show to get up there in my Jojo on the go t-shirt and totally forget everything and just have a two-minute set. So I'm gonna reschedule, it's gonna happen, I'm learning the material, and I will do a stand-up comedy routine. So to remind folks, what we have done is we talked a year ago now, I think, about AI taking over entertainment. And uh I told you guys that I bet that I could get AI to write a script for a stand-up routine based on my personal life, and I could deliver it, and the audience wouldn't know the difference. And I still stand by that. I still think it's gonna happen, that they're not gonna know. I'm gonna deliver it. It's just I need a little more time. I I swear I will.

SPEAKER_06 34:51

Thank you for asking me because I I know this. We started our show on December 31st, and I'm pretty sure it was brought up on January 4th.

SPEAKER_12 34:59

By the way, Jagger, I've actually tasked Janet and I'm paying her extra to track all of your flaws and mistakes, just so she'll always.

SPEAKER_06 35:06

No, you know what? And in all honesty, I hopped on here and was the first question I asked you, hey, how'd it go yesterday? It was ready to be. I was so ready to like have your back and like be that stage mom, and you're like, it didn't happen.

SPEAKER_10 35:21

Didn't happen.

SPEAKER_12 35:22

I heard it to the grapevine last night, but uh the club was like calling because their stage was empty of the comedian that was supposed to be there. So awkward. You want to read us one of the jokes? Like, so we go to the case.

SPEAKER_06 35:34

I mean, how many times do we have to ask you to practice with us?

SPEAKER_10 35:38

No, I don't want to practice on the air because then it's too much. It's too much to to give away, and then it's a bigger build-up than it needs to be.

SPEAKER_06 35:46

So okay, so question. What about people who actually do stand-up for a living, like Kevin Hart? He's saying the same jokes times. Is that what Kevin Hart does? Sometimes. What doesn't he do, honestly?

SPEAKER_12 35:58

I'll never unsee where he couldn't get past the bodyguards at that Super Bowl that one year. Don't you know who I am?

SPEAKER_10 36:08

So matter how good the joke I tell you. Um I I in the next 30 days I plan to try to uh get it done. So I just need to remind you.

SPEAKER_12 36:19

That's kind of broad.

SPEAKER_10 36:21

Well, I need to find another open mic night.

SPEAKER_12 36:24

That's like when a bill collector calls you and they're like, when are you gonna be able to pay that bill? You're like, I don't know, about 30 days. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_06 36:35

Better than 45.

SPEAKER_12 36:37

So you're not you wouldn't admit to chickening out of performing in front of this audience. You're just saying that you were doing the audience a favor because you want this to be perfect.

SPEAKER_10 36:47

I think I'm being a a good steward of the show. Our show.

SPEAKER_06 36:55

Oh, so this is about our show, he's saying. Not even about his jokes anymore. It's about our show.

SPEAKER_12 37:02

Our entertainment lawyer actually doesn't want him representing the show uh down in Florida.

SPEAKER_06 37:07

I have heard that through the grapevine.

SPEAKER_12 37:09

She's a bit concerned. I have a 35-page email.

SPEAKER_06 37:12

When I've also heard he doesn't want how her.

SPEAKER_12 37:17

Yes. She's as she told you, she's here to protect me. And believe me, I need that.

SPEAKER_06 37:22

So because I'm on her good graces, she will inadvertently protect me as well. You're on your own here.

SPEAKER_12 37:27

Yeah, I protect you. I mean from nowhere. I have it here in my drawer. So legally.

SPEAKER_06 37:33

So there you go. Act on your own.

SPEAKER_12 37:35

Yeah. Basically, this contract says if anything happens with Jagger, I don't know who the hell he is or anything. So and then I got insurance this week just to be safe, too, because you're sketchy.

SPEAKER_09 37:48

Um terrible.

SPEAKER_12 37:52

There's the keyboard. See my general hand direction here. See that? See, I think that that could be up on the O light. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yes. Yes, Jonathan. Yes. That on the O light is the solution.

SPEAKER_08 38:13

You will make it happen.

SPEAKER_12 38:17

That's parenting.

SPEAKER_10 38:18

It's not too late to put him out for adoption. It's not too late to put him out for adoption. He's got a plan. Hey, I have a hot take. There's too much unused real estate here behind me.

SPEAKER_06 38:32

Before you say your hot take, are you gonna say that we should euthanize humans and not just animals?

SPEAKER_12 38:39

Okay, we're not dealing with that fing microphone again. I'll tell you that.

SPEAKER_06 38:42

I really thought you were gonna say that.

SPEAKER_12 38:44

Yeah, see, now look at all this perspective. Look at that. Yeah, there's a lot of shit here. It makes it look like I'm just sitting in a bucket. Yeah, look. Get up high, put it up on the O-light, back the O-Light up.

SPEAKER_07 38:59

I like the color of that room. Okay.

SPEAKER_12 39:02

Yeah. Yeah. They used to kill people down here. Hang on. Used to.

SPEAKER_06 39:08

It was red.

SPEAKER_12 39:09

Look at that shit in the gimmick. We got that Jagger. Hey, turn around, show Jagger the Destined Man cave vibes for him right there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 39:17

That is Destin Man Cave.

SPEAKER_12 39:18

That is on my awards, obviously. But go over to the TV rack there. Yeah, yeah. See all that? There you go. Look at that. Oh yeah, mile zero. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 39:27

Or it's LBI.

SPEAKER_12 39:28

See, we need Okay, so now look at me, and there's I Yeah, there's okay. No. I'm not gonna go in the tripod. Well, there's so much drama.

SPEAKER_06 39:38

30 seconds till 5 o'clock. It's time to drink.

SPEAKER_12 39:42

Nobody's coming. Nobody's gonna come to this thing.

SPEAKER_10 39:46

Rush. It'll be wonderful.

SPEAKER_12 39:47

No, but look, see, I'm looking at them, right? Make that look like I'm looking at you.

SPEAKER_08 39:56

Look at me. I'm looking over here.

SPEAKER_12 39:58

So make the camera look at me. So you want the camera probably here.

SPEAKER_10 40:06

Now the mic's in your face.

SPEAKER_12 40:07

Yes! Thank you. Now I want you to think about what you've done.

SPEAKER_08 40:17

Now we're finally getting somewhere. That's great. Look at this. Alright.

SPEAKER_12 40:25

Well look at it though, actually. You have to see me? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 40:42

I mean, that's enough of my face personally think. Okay. A little lower, so it cuts off the blue.

SPEAKER_06 41:01

Nope. Oh, I got approved for uh Facebook monetization.

SPEAKER_10 41:05

You did?

SPEAKER_06 41:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 41:08

Oh man, I'm so jealous.

SPEAKER_06 41:10

I don't really know what to do with that now.

SPEAKER_10 41:12

That's why it's a waste on you to approve you.

SPEAKER_06 41:14

It is a waste on me.

SPEAKER_12 41:16

He's approved for that. Son of a bitch. $78 last month.

SPEAKER_10 41:21

She's doing only test or what?

SPEAKER_12 41:23

Nah, she's posting the same s I never know.

SPEAKER_10 41:25

Oh, just recycling your stuff?

SPEAKER_12 41:27

Yeah, but no, it's original.

SPEAKER_10 41:29

Right.

SPEAKER_12 41:30

You have to say.

SPEAKER_08 41:33

In case she hears this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 41:44

Yeah, I feel like I'm just missing out on money not having mine monetized yet. You are.

SPEAKER_06 41:49

I mean, so am I. I'll probably make notes of things over.

SPEAKER_10 41:52

My first willet model has 11,000 views a month.

SPEAKER_06 41:57

I know. I feel like all the things that lead to you getting it get a lot of views, and now I'll get nothing.

SPEAKER_12 42:04

Right. I just think with a positive attitude like that, there's no way any of us can fail. You can't fail. No. I just love that.

SPEAKER_08 42:14

It's great. Who needs my head? Damn it.

SPEAKER_10 42:21

You need a camera like boom from the ceiling hanging down. Just see that. There you go. I'm not real thrilled about it.

SPEAKER_06 42:30

It's not terrible. It's better than before.

SPEAKER_12 42:33

It's better than before, but why don't we just do this? Like not five minutes before we have to I don't know. No, you said the mic arm was in. I said, yeah, see, that's fine. But you can't see the board again. There's a little board magic there, a little twinkly lights for the ADHD friends.

SPEAKER_08 42:56

Yeah, I know. What? Yeah, just the board.

SPEAKER_10 43:19

Imagine they would just click the link, because that's what happens when we click it.

SPEAKER_08 44:01

No, it's that one. The halogen in the ceiling. Hey friends. Hi.

SPEAKER_12 44:23

That one still needs to be on, but it's just warm.

SPEAKER_08 44:35

A little bit lower now. A little bit lower now. A little bit lower.

SPEAKER_10 44:40

Yeah, maybe just a little bit like a little bit brighter now. A little bit brighter.

SPEAKER_12 44:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 44:45

Okay, you need a little of the overheads. If you could stand up with a flashlight on the recliner.

SPEAKER_12 44:51

If you could just get up and walk up to the top of the roof and point northwest with the tinfoil.

SPEAKER_08 44:59

A little bit up. A little bit up. That's good enough. It's hard to find good help these days. Alright. What's up?

SPEAKER_03 45:22

You know you have guests. I did say Eastern Standard Time, didn't I? Jenna. Jenna and whenever uh leave and rejoin, and when you rejoin, click I have headphones on.

SPEAKER_12 45:32

Leave and rejoin, and when you rejoin, click I have headphones.

SPEAKER_03 45:35

I did that. Uh echo cancellation is on. So when you left and rejoined the second time it Okay, I'll be right back.

SPEAKER_12 45:44

Finally.

SPEAKER_03 45:45

Echo cancellation turns on.

SPEAKER_10 45:46

That's all it takes, Jonathan.

SPEAKER_03 45:47

Thank you.

SPEAKER_12 45:48

Everyone checking social media to make sure this isn't live on every platform.

SPEAKER_03 45:55

Yeah, we're actually live on Facebook right now. Shh.

SPEAKER_09 45:58

I'm joking.

unknown 46:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 46:02

What is cool is that it kind of is so amazing.

SPEAKER_10 46:05

You're so loud.

unknown 46:07

Oh.

SPEAKER_10 46:08

Alright, you were blasting big time. Oh, okay. I got blast. It took a blast. Okay, you're better now.

SPEAKER_08 46:17

All right. Came in, huh? Come on. Hey, so what the f Jagger? Oh god.

SPEAKER_10 46:29

Somebody said, how do I get to the video? I can't figure the app out.

SPEAKER_08 46:31

Yep.

SPEAKER_12 46:32

This is how I thought it would go.

SPEAKER_06 46:37

I'm leaving at 5 30.

SPEAKER_12 46:39

What time is it? 5 25?

SPEAKER_06 46:41

5.06.

SPEAKER_12 46:43

We can just go live on Facebook and destroy her live Sunday.

SPEAKER_06 46:47

Yeah, but then it's it's not the Warriors, or can we do it from the group?

SPEAKER_12 46:51

Yeah, well, it doesn't look like the Warriors are worrying much.

SPEAKER_06 46:57

The Warriors ain't worrying. Not the people I want to go back with.

SPEAKER_12 47:02

I think that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_06 47:06

So you want to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_12 47:07

By the way, you show me a thousand dollars each.

SPEAKER_06 47:09

But again, Facebook Live. How do we do that between the three of us?

SPEAKER_12 47:14

We did it before.

SPEAKER_10 47:16

We just go live on this. Oh yeah. Yeah. And they can comment. They won't be on video, but they can comment.

SPEAKER_06 47:21

Yeah, it's like, damn it! I asked you. Oh hey, at least I can admit my wrongs now.

SPEAKER_12 47:29

Just do it live with everyone. We'll go live. We'll do it live. Do it.

SPEAKER_08 47:36

Live at five. Live. Just a drink. In four. Wait.

SPEAKER_12 47:43

Are we gonna do it live or what? What's up?

SPEAKER_06 47:46

I mean, I guess. I don't know.

SPEAKER_12 47:48

We're just gonna go live and do a shot, I guess. I don't know. These people aren't come on. Or they're on every platform.

SPEAKER_06 47:55

This is what we spit it as.

SPEAKER_09 47:58

It's our one month anniversary.

SPEAKER_12 48:02

Oh, yeah, and I have the numbers, and we get to continue the podcast for another month. So by exactly 67 cents.

SPEAKER_06 48:10

We've been here one month and we get another month, and then we take a shot, and then we're like, okay, bye.

SPEAKER_12 48:16

Yeah, I'll have someone hand me the numbers.

SPEAKER_06 48:18

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone.

SPEAKER_12 48:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 48:23

But there's no drum roll on here, is there? I don't need a rim shot. Gross. You're gross. Live. I don't hate it. What?

SPEAKER_06 48:40

I don't hate that. Live. Live. Live. Live. The old new. Hey!

SPEAKER_09 48:49

What's up, Roger? We thought nobody was coming. I was gonna get in the shower, you know, with some shower beers, but no, we can't have that. I mean, look at that.

SPEAKER_12 48:59

We have Roger. Hi, Roger.

SPEAKER_09 49:01

Love that. How you doing?

SPEAKER_10 49:03

Hey, turn your phone sideways so we can see a landscape. Much better.

SPEAKER_09 49:10

Never mind.

SPEAKER_10 49:10

It really helps. That's good.

SPEAKER_09 49:12

That's okay.

SPEAKER_10 49:12

Good job, Jagger. Nice. Never mind. Go back. Go back.

SPEAKER_09 49:18

Well, welcome to the weekend. Yeah, yeah. Looks like you guys are doing a lot here. We got some time.

SPEAKER_12 49:25

Yeah, we just been kind of messing around with the controls here. How's your week been?

SPEAKER_08 49:30

Oh, you know, dug out 500 times because the plow plowed me in. Wow. The plow kept plowing you in. Yeah. That's how it goes. I get plowed a lot, too. That's how it goes. Excellent. What you drinking, Roger? Uh I got a buzzball from Buzzball?

SPEAKER_06 49:56

Ooh, I've actually never had one of those, but I wanted to buy it.

SPEAKER_12 50:00

That's because Janet doesn't fly on spirit like the rest of us peasants. Yeah. Quick question.

SPEAKER_10 50:04

Do they sell men's drinks where you got that?

SPEAKER_09 50:06

They do, but you know, I gotta start out early. This is a little early. Yeah, it's a long night.

SPEAKER_10 50:14

Yeah, yeah. For me, buzzball is when I do my manscaping.

SPEAKER_06 50:19

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_10 50:20

You call what I drink during drugs. Roger laugh, screw you two.

SPEAKER_06 50:24

Do you call Adam's Lance Works while you're doing it?

SPEAKER_10 50:27

I call them after they're done plowing you. I call them to come shave my junk. What are you shooting, Jana?

SPEAKER_06 50:35

Uh not my drug of choice, but I have Tito's right now.

SPEAKER_12 50:40

Oh god. What is your drug of choice? Heroin?

SPEAKER_06 50:45

Obviously. Um no, I have some Jana Mathana. Oh. See, this isn't even just for the show, Roger. Like this is real life.

SPEAKER_07 51:02

Janel Mathana. Oh.

SPEAKER_12 51:12

We usually just stay down here and record 24 hours a day. It doesn't matter that you're here or not, Roger. Oh God, that's the best laugh I've had in a long time.

SPEAKER_07 51:22

Channel Mathana. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10 51:32

All right. So I think what we're going to do, Roger, we're having some technical difficulties. Some other folks are trying to get on, but they aren't as smart as you. So they didn't get on the literally 85 people can't click a link, so we're just going to go live on regular Facebook. We're going to do it. We're going to toast to Roger first and then we're going to um hop off and go. Oh, wait, can he stay on with us live too?

SPEAKER_06 51:52

I think he can. I hope.

SPEAKER_10 51:54

You want to do that, Roger? Can anyone go on those live? Like no, not on video. You got to click the link to go on video. Can you put the link in the comments? Maybe.

SPEAKER_12 52:05

I'm hearing yes. Let's try it.

SPEAKER_03 52:08

I don't know how many.

SPEAKER_12 52:09

He doesn't know how many people. Well, we'll go until we fill up. I'm sure it won't be an overflow. He says we'll go until we fill up.

SPEAKER_06 52:18

Until it shuts down.

SPEAKER_12 52:19

Do you have a phone to put the link in the comments?

SPEAKER_03 52:21

Let's try it.

SPEAKER_08 52:25

What do I do?

SPEAKER_03 52:26

Also announcement it might break.

SPEAKER_08 52:28

It might break. Well, obviously we expect it to break. It depends on how much we're going to be able to do it. Oh, yeah. We're here with Roger.

SPEAKER_06 52:38

Yeah, come on. Can we have some like happy hour music, please? Come on.

SPEAKER_12 52:43

The same three buttons he loaded in already.

SPEAKER_06 52:45

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_12 52:46

I'm gonna get you some more beds. Thank you. Can you make them put be on this board here? No.

SPEAKER_06 52:53

I'll take a new bed, too.

unknown 52:56

No.

SPEAKER_10 52:59

No. That's Jonathan.

SPEAKER_12 53:00

Can you email them to Jonathan so he can ignore it?

SPEAKER_10 53:03

Yeah. Thank you. Ask him what's his Discord. I'll send him there.

SPEAKER_12 53:07

So can you get a title on this? Free everywhere live right now?

SPEAKER_08 53:12

How about that?

SPEAKER_12 53:13

We're doing it right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now.

SPEAKER_04 53:17

Let's fly by the check, check one, two. One, two, check, check, check. Check, check, check, check. Check. Check one, two.

SPEAKER_06 53:28

What did Jenna do now?

SPEAKER_01 53:32

Live from the Holiday Pools and Spa studios. What do you mean it's already a recording?

SPEAKER_12 53:39

It is recording. It's already recording. Can we delete this? I don't want any chance of this showing up.

SPEAKER_00 53:46

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SPEAKER_01 54:06

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