The Cast Is Impressed - Ep. 36

The cast watches Jana's Worst Impressions

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:04

Live from the Holiday Pools and Spa Studios, presented by Pizza Night Altoona. This is JoJo on the go. Hey!

SPEAKER_02 0:19

Oh, I'm really feeling this right now. This is like my kind of vibe.

SPEAKER_04 0:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 0:26

Anything I can dance to is my vibe.

SPEAKER_04 0:28

Get fucky with it. Takes me back to the 70s.

SPEAKER_02 0:33

It's funny because I have like a no-play list versus a playlist. A no-play list. When it comes to karaoke or like weddings, like things I I would want to hear versus not. I feel like I can tell you guys this because you're DJs. That song would be something I would want to hear. What I wouldn't want to hear is like, when I'm at you in the summer. Like, no. Overplay.

SPEAKER_06 0:56

What's that? The hell was that?

SPEAKER_02 0:58

Calvin Harris.

SPEAKER_06 1:00

I met you in the weird reverb at the end. It was like, what? Summer.

SPEAKER_02 1:05

Summer. I'm a DJ too.

SPEAKER_06 1:07

Give me my stogies in the summer.

SPEAKER_02 1:12

No, but you know, like Sweet Caroline, how everybody loves to hear it. That to me is a no playlist.

SPEAKER_06 1:17

Oh my goodness. That'll get you thrown out there. I know.

SPEAKER_02 1:21

That's a hot take.

SPEAKER_06 1:22

Yeah, that's well, that's not a hot take. It's a cold take. It's a cold.

SPEAKER_02 1:32

I honestly have a ton of them. Um what else is on the screen? Oh joy.

SPEAKER_04 1:35

Let's hear them all.

SPEAKER_02 1:37

Yeah, in karaoke. I never want to hear someone sing uh living on a prayer. Like, sorry.

SPEAKER_06 1:43

Oh no. I just want to hear me sing that in the car and not have anyone go back.

SPEAKER_02 1:48

No playlist for me.

SPEAKER_06 1:50

I see. No playlist means don't play it, don't sing it around Jana. You know what's good for you.

SPEAKER_04 1:56

Well, I don't want to spill any beans here, but I am working on a karaoke type segment for the show.

SPEAKER_06 2:02

We don't want to hear about the segment you're working on.

SPEAKER_02 2:03

Am I participating? Because you know I do sing.

SPEAKER_06 2:07

Well, what's on the screen here? Is this for doing karaoke? What are you doing? That does not look like Tell us about what's on the screen, producer Jagger.

SPEAKER_04 2:19

Well, it's a brand new segment that is for subscribers only. For only ninety-nine cents a month. That's three point three cents per day. You get bonus content in addition to this show, such as Janna's worst impressions.

SPEAKER_05 2:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:41

What the hell is going on? What was that? I don't know. What happened? What is this? Alright, so we have a song to introduce. Janet, did you know you have your own sitcom now?

SPEAKER_02 2:55

Apparently, I do now. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 3:00

Screen buffers loading now, iconic lines all glitching bow. That cinematic sink is great. A perfect mess is being made. Ever MP3 is the only sound.

SPEAKER_06 3:10

Why is this thing so damn long?

SPEAKER_02 3:12

It's very long.

SPEAKER_06 3:14

That's what she said.

SPEAKER_02 3:24

Yeah. Cartoons.

SPEAKER_03 3:26

We're just saying my own enjoyment.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

Right. There's I thought we had a safe and secure.

SPEAKER_06 3:31

This looks like a comic from the bazooka Joe Gum.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

Is that what I look like?

SPEAKER_06 3:35

Well, then you can book the belly.

SPEAKER_02 3:39

I will not, sir.

SPEAKER_06 3:41

We've gotten the answers to that question.

SPEAKER_02 3:43

Also, I like that my microphone just says Janna's.

SPEAKER_06 3:46

And it took four months to get.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

My microphone, Janna.

SPEAKER_06 3:51

It's funny you got that light flag quick. All right, let's get back to this because I I want more. I can't speak for the audience, but I I need to hear more.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

I don't know if I do.

SPEAKER_06 4:06

I like the stutter on the word worst, Jagger. That was really good too.

SPEAKER_05 4:10

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, wah, wah, boa, boah, worst.

SPEAKER_06 4:13

So speaking of stutters. What are we about to experience? I see Forrest Gump on the screen.

SPEAKER_04 4:19

So if you've been listening to the show for the past 35 episodes, you know that Janna is not that great of an impressionist. And it's come up on the show where she's she tries, which is which is adorable, but they're just bad impressions. And so I thought, why don't we make this concentrated into one segment and just have her do impressions? And we'll compare it to the original movie clip.

SPEAKER_06 4:43

Okay. So I guess first up it's Forrest Gump.

SPEAKER_00 4:47

Evidently.

SPEAKER_06 4:49

I'm excited.

SPEAKER_00 4:51

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

SPEAKER_04 5:00

I love this movie.

SPEAKER_01 5:01

Mama says life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. There's so much wrong there.

SPEAKER_05 5:14

You never know. You never know. And why are you in a robe?

SPEAKER_01 5:22

And I couldn't even get my glasses. You know, this day I had just gotten out of the hot tub.

SPEAKER_02 5:26

I was so relaxed. Yeah, it looks like this is why I sent you these videos because I was so relaxed, and you're just like, hey, you want to send me an impression? I'm like, okay. I'm telling you, best place in the world is a place that from open to 6 p.m. it's a happy hour. I'm like, this is a happy day. It's a happy camp. And I parkout.

SPEAKER_03 5:54

Oh, happy day.

SPEAKER_06 5:55

Let's get back in. I gotta hear this godfather impression here.

SPEAKER_03 6:00

I'm gonna make him an all-bury camera view.

SPEAKER_02 6:03

Oh, classic. I'm gonna make him an all-burning camera fuse.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

Can we peek? Can we peek that my cat laying right next to me there? Oh god, she's just chilling. That's funny because the godfather has a cat.

SPEAKER_06 6:23

Wow. Oh, wow. I staged her well. Snakes on a plane. Yes. Right up here in the top five with the godfather. Four scump godfather snakes on a plane.

SPEAKER_01 6:34

I'm very, very talented in a wide array of films. What's that for this? Hour the ducks.

SPEAKER_04 6:40

She's got range. All right, here we go. Snakes on a plane, ladies and gentlemen.

SPEAKER_05 6:45

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking snake. I've had it with these mother snakes on this motherfucking place. If I was a snake, I'd be scared.

SPEAKER_01 7:00

This is so dumb. But he's really a mating you right now. I genuinely don't remember making some of these videos.

SPEAKER_04 7:08

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 7:09

What were you doing in the hotel? She doesn't even know doing this Jagger calls people in the afternoon, obviously, when we're in the bag. Oh man. Alright, Rush Hour 2, another classic. Right. God. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 7:26

I love this movie.

SPEAKER_05 7:27

Do you understand the words that are coming out from my mouth? Don't nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouth, man. Wait for it. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? I feel like that's Dan's house on a regular baseball. Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner. Tina and fat lard.

SPEAKER_02 7:49

You know, I actually know a fat lard named Tina, in case anyone's wondering.

SPEAKER_06 7:55

She doesn't. Was there a 15-minute outro song now, Jagger? It's a little shorter. A little shorter. Oh, that was fun. Did you love that? I loved it. Love it. Thank you for that advocate.

SPEAKER_02 8:11

You know, it's funny. I was always told in an alleged relationship that I had, you never laugh at yourself. You can never relax. You never you take yourself so seriously. Blah blah blah blah blah. I'm laughing pretty hard at myself right now.

SPEAKER_06 8:24

I give you credit. I I have thought from time to time that you you don't like to be on the receiving end of a joke and you're a very serious, mature woman. But what I saw there was you having like a good time, and well, don't remember any of it, but still you you had a good time.

SPEAKER_04 8:40

All she needed was a high quality producer to get it out of her.

SPEAKER_06 8:44

One day she'll get that.

SPEAKER_02 8:45

That's it. I guess what am I doing next, guys? I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 8:48

But I just hope the intro song's a half hour this time.

SPEAKER_04 8:53

Don't worry, I'll have some work for you to do when you're when you're down on your little vacay.

SPEAKER_06 8:58

Oh, yes. So lovely. The show. Um, and again, I don't know when you listen. That's the great thing about a podcast, is you listen whenever you want to. Um but uh what day is this? Friday? It's good Friday. It's good Friday, Libby. It's so good. It's so good. Like your children, we're going to take next week off as well. Um Easter break. But don't worry, subscribers. If you subscribe, there'll be bonus content provided to get you through your long, miserable days without us, and you never know what's going to pop up. Jenna might throw another robe on and do E.T. uh today for an impression.

SPEAKER_02 9:36

Oh that's a good one.

SPEAKER_04 9:38

Or take one off and do Fatal Attraction.

SPEAKER_02 9:40

Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_03 9:41

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 9:44

Excellent. Uh shout out to Parlor Donuts. We've gotten across the point we're not doing next week, right? But there'll be bonus content, so I can move on. Good. Parlor Donuts, Altoona, good morning. We've been working with them to find heroes in our neighborhood. Who are the heroes in your neighborhood? Um, it's Megan Snyder, guidance counselor at uh Longer Elementary in high school, was nominated by co-workers for stepping up the plate, going above and beyond the the guidance counselor role and helping out as I believe it was the principal was ill, and uh I was told that Megan stepped up and just kept everything running over there at Charles Longer. Both of my boys went to that school, and I've been there many times in detention. Um, so congratulations. Uh we will be paying you a visit within about a week or so, probably at the most inconvenient moment on the job. Yes, she's the winner. Okay. Megan Schneider.

SPEAKER_02 10:45

That's deservingly.

SPEAKER_06 10:47

I thought you were gonna read us all the losers first.

SPEAKER_02 10:49

Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_06 10:51

300 entries of people that did wonderful things, but we didn't pick. I got a real time. That's a good idea, Jagger. That's going to be.

SPEAKER_04 10:58

That's next week's show. I just need you to read 380 names and I'll produce it together.

SPEAKER_06 11:02

We have Laurie Hill saved a cat from a tree loser. Nice. Thank you, Laurie. Just kidding. Why do they call the fire department when a cat goes into a tree? Because of the ladder? Doesn't anybody else but the fire department have a ladder? Call a plumber. They got ladders. A plumber has ladders? Oh, wait. Maybe not. What the hell are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02 11:24

Yeah, my plumber has actually asked me, hey, do you have a ladder when he's come to my house? So I just code for something. I've had to supply my own ladder.

SPEAKER_04 11:31

I think I meant roofers. Maybe I meant roofers.

SPEAKER_02 11:35

Call your roof.

SPEAKER_06 11:40

Stepladder. To get on the floor.

SPEAKER_04 11:42

That's funny.

SPEAKER_06 11:43

Oh my goodness. I'm looking at all of Jagger's ideas that I couldn't make the font any bigger. Uh so I really Oh, you know what?

SPEAKER_02 11:49

I have a question for you guys. Good. Um, because we're talking fires, we're talking cats. Um, so my mom she hands me a sticker. Listen, I got something about everything going on.

SPEAKER_04 12:00

Your mom's cat is on fire.

SPEAKER_02 12:02

She she goes to me, she's like, hey, I have these stickers that you can put outside your window in case your house is on fire, and you can check off how many animals you have. So the fire department knows there's animals in there that they need to rescue. And I'm thinking to myself, I don't want that on my window. Secondly, well, her her whole point is that animals hide when there's an emergency, right? So like then a first responder wouldn't know. But I'm thinking to myself, okay, one, that is so ugly to put on my front window. Number two, the point is the cats hide, and they don't hide in like an open area, they hide in the tiniest little crevice. You think that a first responder, as the house is going up in flames, they're gonna go be looking in between like my mattress cover for my cat who's hidden there? I'm like, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_06 12:52

That'd be me, the firefighter. I'd be like, I got the cats. You don't worry, I'll go in.

SPEAKER_02 12:57

Yeah, but like then you're you're risking your own life for animal. I'm like, I I find it hard to believe that they're gonna but I don't think they're gonna go that far in.

SPEAKER_04 13:05

Those stickers are a little old school. Now listen, um, I think what? Nothing. I just wanted to say that. Go ahead. So I think they were most popular like in the 80s. Do they look older? Are these new stickers? She's had these since like 82.

SPEAKER_06 13:20

I remember these stickers saying child in room. And you would put them on your kids' bedroom window, and ideally the firefighters. Well, see, that's what ended up happening. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 13:34

That's what I'm like. Why am I gonna advertise this? They were like, wait a minute, we're telling everyone where people's kids are and it's not working out the way that like I understand the whole baby on board in your car thing because God forbid you're in an accident and you're decommissioned because you need to take that stick figure family and shove it too. Whatever. But um, I I don't know, the idea of like advertising that my cats are inside, and I was like, listen.

SPEAKER_06 13:58

No one's stealing your cats.

SPEAKER_02 13:59

I would try and get them out, but if there's a fire, like I'm jumping ship and they shouldn't be hiding. Like, end of story.

SPEAKER_06 14:06

They're lying on your figures anyway. So you'll be fine. You'll find them. What Jaguars?

SPEAKER_04 14:10

I had no idea that those baby on board stickers were for first responders. I thought those were for other drivers, like so no, don't hit me. I have a baby on board. Yeah, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 14:18

I think it's more so if you're in an accident and you're knocked out because you're the driver, if if the back end is like crushed or whatever and they don't see a car seat, they'll at least know that a baby is there. So that's hopeful.

SPEAKER_06 14:32

You have any factual basis for that, or is that a guess?

SPEAKER_02 14:34

Uh someone told me. Like me with the child my mom, my mom told me when I had my daughter and she sent me the stickers and said, This is what they say. And I'm like, Well, we have to trust they.

SPEAKER_06 14:44

But you haven't seen the stick figure family?

SPEAKER_02 14:47

I have no idea what you're talking about. Oh, you mean in the back. And I'm not letting it go. That I feel like people just do that to advertise like how many kids they have. I'm actually really miserable. I I keep cursing today. There's like you know, the other day I'm saying shoot, and now I'm cursing.

SPEAKER_06 15:03

Four stick figure kids, then there's a stick figure poodle, then there's a stick figure lizard.

SPEAKER_02 15:07

And that's my thing, is like I'm like, they must just want to advertise. Like, here's a story.

SPEAKER_04 15:13

I have literally seen a stick figure family where jail cell bars were put in front of the the adult male.

SPEAKER_01 15:20

Really?

SPEAKER_04 15:21

For Uncle Bruce.

SPEAKER_02 15:22

Oh, that's horrible. That's horribly funny because if I pulled up to that car, I would totally take a picture of it.

SPEAKER_06 15:30

Right? Jagger, how do you I lived and worked in Florida, but I had a schedule that allowed me to like have fun in Florida because I didn't have to be at work till 5 p.m. And then I we'd do club broadcasts after the show. Like you have a serious job in Florida and you're a panhandle where it's just gonna be like crazy soon, if not already, with people on pontoons just throwing up all over the side of it and chumming at the way sharks. I know you're really excited. Like, do you just like take a break in the middle of the day and go swim in the Gulf or what?

SPEAKER_04 16:04

So I can. Um my job allows me to I have the autonomy to kind of work from anywhere. Uh I have regular hours, of course, but I just need to make sure that I am fulfilling my duties. And I have taken breaks down in Pensacola and just sat by the water and worked from there. Like I'll find a little nice cafe in Destin or something and sit there and do some work. So I've enjoyed it to a point, but this will be my first full summer. I got here late July last year. So I'm just getting into my first full summer, but I I am planning on doing that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 16:37

So you got there during malaria season last year. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. See, I'm trying to think, because you know, next week I start my full-time remote position with the Red Cross, and I can work anywhere, they say in Pennsylvania remotely, but I have to be in Pennsylvania. So I'm like, well, Jagger goes and he just sits there in his beach chair on the Gulf, and where am I gonna go?

SPEAKER_04 16:59

You can go to Breezewood. They got a nice rest stop at the turnpike there. That's fun.

SPEAKER_06 17:03

Oh, I know it well. Believe me. You don't have to get on the turnpike without that McDonald's. That's right. The McDonald's slash gas station hybrid.

SPEAKER_04 17:11

If you go south anywhere from Central PA, you know that Breezewood.

SPEAKER_06 17:14

I mean I guess like what do I do? I could go to the 17th Street Sheets, just sit in the parking lot and watch the the the show unfold. Um, yeah, that's good. I mean it's not swimming with manatees like Jagger, but just trying to get it.

SPEAKER_04 17:27

I think this is a good spot. If if you're listening right now, put it in the comment section. What can Jojo do while working?

SPEAKER_06 17:33

What can I go look at?

SPEAKER_04 17:35

What can he pretend to work but still do have fun?

SPEAKER_06 17:38

Well, what can I be distracted by while I'm talking to people who need their lives saved? Just go ahead and drop in the comments. Janna, where would you go? You can work remotely.

SPEAKER_02 17:48

Um I can, of course. Uh I can technically go anywhere as long as it's in the US. Um, can't be abroad. So I mean that is convenient, right?

SPEAKER_04 18:01

Abroad. I love the fact that we're thinking small. She's like, I can go anywhere in the West, well, I can go to Italy, but I'm just like I can go to the convenience.

SPEAKER_02 18:09

Abroad, understand the assignment. No, but it's convenient for me when like I literally uh am staying with relatives for lengthy periods of time, but I can do my job and do it effectively because there is a home office there or you know, so I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_04 18:25

In Long Island, where can you go in Long Island? Yeah, like take your laptop to what?

SPEAKER_02 18:30

Yeah, no, I I would probably just go to a coffee shop. Um Amityville. That's where I haul up.

SPEAKER_06 18:37

Driveway of the Amityville house.

SPEAKER_02 18:39

I mean, listen, I it's not like I'm gonna go lay at the beach because even anytime I've tried to sit outside in my backyard, if it's nice out, you can't work with the glare on a laptop. So it's it's really just like, okay, yeah, where can you work that's indoors? But if you got a nice view, who cares?

SPEAKER_06 18:56

I mean, who are we kidding? I'm just gonna stay in the house and some one of the things.

SPEAKER_02 19:00

I'm not gonna go. You can dream all you want. How many days? Okay, let's make sure they actually hired you.

SPEAKER_06 19:07

Yeah, I listen, I'm not convinced. I got the the the pair of headphones and nothing else since, so I don't know what happened.

SPEAKER_02 19:13

Yeah, you don't know that you actually work there until you day one and they say welcome.

SPEAKER_04 19:17

Yeah, even though they may have stumbled upon the show and they're like, No, thanks.

SPEAKER_06 19:20

Yeah, wait a minute. Wait, let's dial back here. Um because I got the offer of employment letter, but even in the offer of employment letter, it says this is not an official offer of employment. Oh my god. We we're still on the fence. Um but we're off next week, so you'll have to wait till a week later to find out if uh if that yeah. Dun dun. So basically it's just Jagger who can take his laptop to the blazing hot Florida sun that we won't be able to see the screen and um just sit there.

SPEAKER_04 19:53

Well gorgeous cafes, beaches.

SPEAKER_06 19:57

Again, they all serve like fried alligator.

SPEAKER_04 19:59

Mm-hmm. We have a place you can catch your own, it's fun.

SPEAKER_06 20:04

Yeah, I spent six months working in Destin. That was enough. You didn't like it here. Well, it's two different places. Like in the summer it feels like the keys, and then in the winter it feels like Pennsylvania.

SPEAKER_04 20:17

It's like That's true, that's true.

SPEAKER_06 20:20

I just want the keys year-round. That's just my thing. And my wife's always like, We're not moving to the keys. I was like, why not? She's like, Because every time there's a hurricane, the whole place gets wiped out. And I was like, That's not true, though. So you were so hurricane phobic.

SPEAKER_02 20:34

Yeah, they they fix it up.

SPEAKER_06 20:37

Some trees and make a teepee or a yurt or something.

SPEAKER_02 20:40

Hey, you know, I just saw something interesting. Um I love the word. I feel like this is applicable because you just hosted uh a preschool dance for preschoolers, and and we talked about playing K-pop demon hunters. Well, you know, McDonald's is now doing a limited time um Saja Boys and Hunter X uh Happy Meals.

SPEAKER_06 21:02

So I saw Soldier Boy. I saw the box yesterday, and I didn't know. I was like, is this K-pop Demon Hunters or some weird hybrid?

SPEAKER_02 21:08

It went live yesterday. It's uh for a limited time only, and they've got like the rival packs, except except it's really not a kid's meal. They're full-blown meals. I mean, $13, $15, and it's a 10-piece chicken nugget for the Hunter X one. So, like, yeah, your kids get away. Soldier the boy don't play size.

SPEAKER_06 21:24

That's like when they did like the Cardi B meal or uh, I forget who it was.

SPEAKER_02 21:28

Anything to get people in the door. Um I'm looking at it. Apparently, the the fries they taste like ramen. So I am curious about that.

SPEAKER_06 21:36

I think the greatest moment in McDonald's history is when the Grimace Shake came out and people started filming themselves drinking it and dropping dead. I think that was a very bright moment in society.

SPEAKER_02 21:47

You really can't let Grimace go, can you? We're divorced, relax.

SPEAKER_06 21:52

I will turn you right back into Grimace right now.

SPEAKER_02 21:56

Divorced. As soon as I saw that screenshot, I'm like Like, oh, no need for me to come back to work.

SPEAKER_06 22:02

Yeah, it's if you missed it, uh, fantastic episode before this one. Uh so scroll or do whatever it is that you you can't miss the episode before. What number was that? Do you remember Jagger? Thirty-five. Episode thirty-five. Um multiple personalities. Clearly. You'll see what we mean when you watch it. Or you already know what we mean without watching it. Um So now that everyone's been gifted with a a week off for Easter break, what are you guys gonna do?

SPEAKER_02 22:36

Janet, you're going to I'll be down in uh in Florida, uh visiting Jagger. No.

SPEAKER_06 22:42

Yeah, visiting Jagger, running bull sharks.

SPEAKER_02 22:45

I'm in Orlando um on a work trip, actually. So uh and I got my itinerary yesterday, and it is jam-packed. When I tell you it is a 15 minute by minute itinerary starting at 7 30 in the morning, not ending until 8 30 at night.

SPEAKER_06 23:01

Is that cocktail hour?

SPEAKER_02 23:03

I'm going to be crashing when I come home. And then I have to jump straight into motherhood, so that'll be fun.

SPEAKER_06 23:10

My experience from when someone gets sent down to Florida for business is it's like a good time and there's not much business going on, but something tells me Jenna will be.

SPEAKER_02 23:24

Massage sessions, then it's actually gonna be uh Yeah, like oh my god, like this one dinner the first night from 5 45 to 9 o'clock at night. What? And it w Aren't you starting at 7 a.m.? How many? How many is everything is breakfast and networking. Dinner and networking.

SPEAKER_06 23:45

I hate that they own you the entire time you're there. Yeah. Well, you know, it's not like that in radio. When they send you to a convention for radio, you ain't doing nothing like Well, here's here's why you're not doing anything, because you're paying for it yourself. I didn't. No. When I was working in Florida, they sent us the Bahamas, they paid for the whole thing. We were supposed to do our show from there, but what we did was we set up the equipment and I pre-recorded like seven different breaks. It took like six minutes, and we had three days for the shows, and off to the beach we went. That's cool. Heck yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:15

That's fun. Yeah, no, we are gonna be going to Disney Springs one night, um, which will be nice, but uh it will be jam-packed work days, so we'll get some fun.

SPEAKER_06 24:25

Maybe you'll get a tank.

SPEAKER_02 24:26

It will be fun. And I'll be able to see a bunch of co-workers that uh some I've never met, some I haven't seen in a long time, um, because we are spread out all over the country, so it'll be exciting.

SPEAKER_06 24:35

Isn't that the best part about being remote is you don't have to work with people like in the same place?

SPEAKER_02 24:40

Oh, yeah, no, I love talking to them every day behind a screen.

SPEAKER_04 24:43

You'll see what it's like face to face. They make you get together at least once a year to prove that you're out person.

SPEAKER_02 24:48

Right, right. Yeah. What do you what do you mean we're getting catfished right now? It is let me tell you, the weirdest part, and you're gonna learn this about working remote, is the fact that you obviously know these people, right? Like you talk to them every day, you see them face to face, yet when you meet them in person, there are times where you see certain people, you're like, oh, they look very different than what I'm used to. And that is such an interesting, yeah. It's like, does the camera actually add 10 pounds? Does it distort you to look like a totally different human?

SPEAKER_04 25:19

Sometimes, sometimes and then to see how they act is a whole nother trip.

SPEAKER_02 25:23

Oh, yeah. I'm sure people will be sorely disappointed by me. There has to be a handful.

SPEAKER_06 25:28

Yeah, that's a given. Well, just show them your impressions, you know, that's a good opener for DNA's West Impressions. Hey, you want to hear my Napoleon dynamite?

SPEAKER_04 25:39

You know, I want to put out a call to action right now to all of our current and future potential advertisers, sponsors. Who's gonna be the first one that gets this group of people together to do a live podcast?

SPEAKER_02 25:54

Oh, that sounds like a tricky for your business.

SPEAKER_04 25:56

Who's gonna do it? Yeah, I'm gonna go. She's out. She's out. Yeah, it's a whole orchestra me and Jojo together.

SPEAKER_06 26:08

Jagger will be here five minutes before he starts walking down 99 in a diaper. He can't resist going back to his classic bits from old school radio. Absolutely. Hey, I'm a clinger. Didn't they call a cops on you? Why did we have you walk down the street? What was this a hundred years ago? Jagger was a producer on one of my radio shows. Why did you walk down the street in a diaper?

SPEAKER_04 26:28

So we had a bunch of concert tickets to give away, and we were thinking, what's a good creative way to do it? And so the bit was well, the bit was I was complaining about something, and you called me a crybaby, and to punish me, you made me stick the concert tickets in my diaper and go out and do it.

SPEAKER_02 26:46

Wait, do you already have a diaper on? Of course.

SPEAKER_04 26:49

No, no.

SPEAKER_02 26:50

Do you regularly wear a diaper? Sure, that's what I call it.

SPEAKER_04 26:55

I'm very continent. No, so this was just for the bit, and people had to fish concert tickets out of my diaper, but a certain woman.

SPEAKER_06 27:05

I almost did. This is not a 2026 bit. Wait, fish concert tickets out of your diaper? We actually thought that was good for morning radio.

SPEAKER_04 27:12

Well, they didn't have to stick their hand in there, like Bob Barker style. What they had to do is so the envelope was sticking out, and they could just choose, like picking a card, any card. The cops came. I think the Waffle House didn't take too kindly me posting up just a street away from them and they called the cops. I know. It was crazy. This is uh this is uh uh the Waffle House out in Newburn, North Carolina.

SPEAKER_06 27:38

So uh we were shout out to the Waffle House in New Bern, North Carolina.

SPEAKER_04 27:42

I'm just warning our our listeners there. If you want to wear a diaper in public, that's not the place to do it.

SPEAKER_02 27:48

No. Good time.

SPEAKER_04 27:49

I did almost get arrested. They threatened to search the uh station van that I was in. Yes. Like we're we're gonna look. I said, you understand the type of people that drive this, you're not pinning anything inside that van on me.

SPEAKER_06 28:02

Yeah. One time that van was searched and it ended up in the end of a career, not mine.

SPEAKER_04 28:08

I stood up to them. I said, No, you're not searching it without a warrant. In a diaper. Take me seriously.

SPEAKER_05 28:15

I know my rights. I know my rights. I said, You're not gonna search it. You're not gonna search it. She must keep going in the holding cell and the diaper. Oh, well, well, that's what I was worried about.

SPEAKER_04 28:27

If they took me in the water in the holding cell and the diaper.

SPEAKER_02 28:29

Oh, that are you in for the cold night. No, it wouldn't.

SPEAKER_06 28:34

He'd be nice and warm.

SPEAKER_02 28:37

You'd be in the embrace of some other guy.

SPEAKER_06 28:42

The guy that's this text figure in the uh with the bars on the back of the minivan.

SPEAKER_02 28:46

I can be your daddy. That's what you expect.

SPEAKER_06 28:51

You need your diaper changed.

SPEAKER_03 28:56

The things I do for these shows.

SPEAKER_02 29:00

I do know someone that needed adult diapers once or twice, or maybe three times.

SPEAKER_06 29:03

Oh, I could have used one once or twice, too. I'm gonna be totally honest, you know.

SPEAKER_04 29:09

There's no man our age who could not have used one at some point. Okay, good.

SPEAKER_06 29:13

I was starting to feel like my boom paw. He was like 85 when it started happening, and I'm not Oh no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 29:19

It's like, wait a minute. I see it a lot earlier than that.

SPEAKER_06 29:22

It's so funny though, like, you know, if a two-year-old runs out in the living room in their underwear and there's company over, everyone's like, oh, that's that's cute. But like if your grandfather does it, people are like, oh, we should probably get him some help.

SPEAKER_04 29:34

Right.

SPEAKER_02 29:35

The circle of life. It's not fair. No, it should always be cute.

SPEAKER_04 29:43

I know, yeah. Don't do it at Waffle House.

SPEAKER_06 29:47

Yeah, the place where there's no rules you almost managed to get arrested at.

SPEAKER_02 29:50

Right. It's like, well, if you can't do it at Waffle House, where can you do it? Because it's not Cracker Barrel.

SPEAKER_04 29:55

Maybe I'm just blaming it on Waffle House because I was out on the corner there, so maybe it was somebody driving by Highway 70. Who knows? But I still he doesn't even know the full story.

SPEAKER_06 30:04

I still have a Waffle House menu stuck to my left leg from 1998. I mean, that explains everything. You set the first step into there and your foot just sticks to the ground, you know you're at the right place, right? I'll take an all-star special, please. Look at him, he knows the names of everything.

SPEAKER_02 30:20

Yeah, I I can't tell you anything on the menu.

SPEAKER_04 30:23

Like can I get a bowl of Mike's chili? Tell you, please.

SPEAKER_06 30:27

There's no All-Stars sitting in Waffle House right now.

SPEAKER_02 30:30

I do think their waffles are decent, but I I don't remember what I ever order there. You know what? The hash browns are great. Oh, I think it's a lot of people.

SPEAKER_04 30:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:40

I feel like I've gotten loaded hash browns before, right? Like where they have jalapenos, it's kind of like nachos. No.

SPEAKER_04 30:47

No. You gotta say scattered, covered, smothered, capped.

unknown 30:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:51

Whatever has jalapenos on it, that's usually what I got.

SPEAKER_04 30:54

Jalapeno poppers. I don't think they have those at Wildfiles, but they should.

SPEAKER_02 31:00

I doubt it.

SPEAKER_06 31:01

The place would go insane if they had those. Well, we hope you guys have a you don't mind if I rap.

SPEAKER_04 31:11

No, I gotta get out of here too.

SPEAKER_02 31:14

Oh, and he's he he actually he said, Hey guys, you care if I leave? And just left. He did an Irish goodbye.

SPEAKER_04 31:20

That's an Irish goodbye. But what he was trying to say is thank you to all of our sponsors, all of our listeners. We appreciate you very much. Uh I didn't mean to say goodbye that quickly.

SPEAKER_06 31:29

Sorry. I was gonna end the show for you. I didn't mean to say goodbye that quickly. My plane's not taking off just yet. Um so uh happy Good Friday, happy Easter uh if you celebrate. Um what am I missing, Jenna? Passover.

SPEAKER_02 31:44

Passover, I think, is current.

SPEAKER_06 31:46

Um my wife being Jewish, I should know these things, and every year it's a surprise to me when a holiday pops up, but all of a sudden one day we're eating apples dipped in honey, and I don't know why, but it is what it is.

SPEAKER_01 31:57

Well, it's good for you.

SPEAKER_06 31:58

Whatever you celebrate, whoever you are. Thank you so much for listening. Do us a favor, tell one friend to stop being cheap and give Jojo on the go podcast a shot. It's less than a dollar a month, and there's only thirty-something episodes that you've got. So in our hiatus, if you've just uh come on board, you've got plenty to keep you busy. I will warn you the beginning ones are a little rough and then they get more smooth. Jagger stops looking like he's gonna take you hostage about halfway through the episodes. Well, I still might. I just don't look like it anymore. You know, I just learned how to use screen share today. So we're making big strides, and thank you to uh all of you for being a part of JoJo on the go. Have a great week next week. We'll be back. See you guys.

SPEAKER_02 32:42

Bye.

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