The Cast Clowns Around - Ep. 40

Jagger calls Wrinkles the Clown live on the air but gets sent to voicemail.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:21

If you're just joining us, that's good because we get started. Hey, welcome to another episode.

SPEAKER_05 0:27

You missed nothing and everything. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 0:30

Just discussing our favorite gangster rapper. Little fun banter before we started about how weird it is that Jagger is on the East Coast but doesn't have an East Coast time. But I'm not on the East Coast. I'm on the Gulf Coast. But you are.

SPEAKER_05 0:43

Yeah, tell it to a judge.

SPEAKER_03 0:44

Yeah. Because if you from where you are right now just go straight up, would it be your time the whole way up? Yeah. Oh. Well, I'm out. Janet, what's what you got?

SPEAKER_05 0:57

That's dumb. Yeah. So you have you have Eastern.

SPEAKER_02 1:01

You have Eastern, Central, which is not really the center of America. Then you have mountain time, and then you have Pacific time. Now question Florida.

SPEAKER_05 1:09

Right. This is my question. Are there any other states where you could be in one place and it be one time and another place where it's another one?

SPEAKER_03 1:17

Yeah, like because Indiana doesn't even do it anymore.

SPEAKER_05 1:20

I don't I don't what other state?

SPEAKER_02 1:22

Well, I don't know geographically, but I know I'm I know that the time zones are not linear. I mean, they're not they don't jagged edge with the borders.

SPEAKER_05 1:30

You know what I'm understanding, Jojo? And this just tracks for everyone. Unless you're a child, you wouldn't understand, but like this just is so typical of Florida, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:40

Yeah. What are you talking about? You probably bastard.

SPEAKER_05 1:43

You Floridians slash New Yorkers.

SPEAKER_02 1:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:46

That's all you are.

SPEAKER_02 1:48

Look, you're from Hempstead. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_05 1:51

Hey, I did go to college in Hempstead. South Florida. And I survived it. I deserve a medal. Yeah, I deserve a medal.

SPEAKER_02 1:57

You got that.

SPEAKER_05 1:58

I used to run down the streets like from the college bars, should not be out on those streets in the middle of the night, especially alone. Uh, and you're wearing your little flimsy skirts and whatever. I'm like, Jagger. What was wrong with me? Honestly. What was wrong with society?

SPEAKER_02 2:13

Nothing. You only regret it, you were never on the radar of the Gilgo Beach Killer.

SPEAKER_03 2:18

How unfortunate.

SPEAKER_05 2:22

Sorry, I'm not good enough to be killed.

SPEAKER_03 2:26

That uh reminds me of the doc the documentary's already been cranked out about that. I was watching a documentary yesterday called Wrinkles the Clown.

SPEAKER_05 2:34

Oh, yeah, I've heard about that.

SPEAKER_03 2:37

I don't know if you want to look up his phone number and call it Jagger like right now on your phone, but uh I don't even really know what I watched, but it was two hours long that I would wish I could have back.

SPEAKER_05 2:49

You know, it is sad when you think about not even a serial killer wanting you. I've actually spoken with people before, and they're they've they'll be like, Yeah, I grew up uh going to Catholic school, you know, I was an altar boy, and so you will immediately, I'm sorry, this is just reality. Your first thought is, oh, and you look at them, they're like, No, but they didn't want me. And I'm like, Do you feel bad about that? That's we got a lot of discussions we need to have here.

SPEAKER_03 3:15

Cheese and rice. So Jagger wants to talk about having boat friends. 734 oh two. Oh, he's in the city. Oh, are you looking at Wrinkles the Clown? Oh, he's in Orlando. Oh my god. Oh my god. Jenna, this could be bad.

SPEAKER_05 3:31

It's 6 a.m.

SPEAKER_03 3:32

He was on Netflix. He gets what he gets. It's 7 in Orlando.

SPEAKER_05 3:37

Oh yeah, I forgot. Doesn't make sense.

SPEAKER_03 3:40

Just not in your town next to Orlando.

SPEAKER_05 3:44

Hello.

SPEAKER_03 3:46

I really thought that was it. Oh my god, me too.

SPEAKER_05 3:51

I was terrified. I forgot a little. I knew he wasn't gonna answer. It kind of reminds me of that time where I called my dad on the air.

SPEAKER_02 3:59

Hang on. Hang on.

SPEAKER_00 4:01

Oh, you wrinkles a clown. Oh no, you need to take it all. Leave me a message, I'll call you a bad.

SPEAKER_02 4:09

Wrinkles, wake up, you son of a bitch. You're live on a podcast right now. You don't have the decency to pick up the phone. It's 7 a.m. in Orlando. I got somebody I need you to take care of. Call me back.

SPEAKER_04 4:28

That's really good.

SPEAKER_03 4:29

He's gonna kill me.

SPEAKER_05 4:37

I don't wanna look at that. It's worse than a terrifier. Oh, wow. I thought it was bad because, like I was saying, I once called my dad on the air and I pop quizzed him asking for all of my siblings' birthdays to see if he knew them. And he got deeply offended by that. But this is way funnier.

SPEAKER_03 5:03

But what you don't know is in the documentary, you actually feel bad for him because like these four-year-olds are calling and like, you're a piece of shit.

SPEAKER_05 5:12

Jacob just said that.

SPEAKER_02 5:17

I haven't watched it yet.

SPEAKER_05 5:18

I mean, he shouldn't have a public phone number then. What is he saying? The straw that brings the camel's back. Are you gonna make me read that too?

unknown 5:31

No.

SPEAKER_05 5:31

If you missed it last time, he asked me to read news articles that weren't even good.

SPEAKER_03 5:36

You're never doing news again. Read the newspaper on the podcast, Jenna.

SPEAKER_05 5:40

I feel like I could pull for you like my in-college clips of reading it, and I was like, actually official, this was this was something.

SPEAKER_03 5:47

Well, you got worse as you got older. Wrinkles the Clown also lives in a van down by a river, but some of the episodes they like truly let him stay to days in to freshen up, I guess, because like one minute he's in a van cooking eggs, and the next minute he's lying next to the you know massage days in bed. I'm just cooking eggs. Leave me a piece. And the house is suddenly clean because it's a motel room. Oh he's got help. One of the three ways I wasted my time on my one day off last weekend.

SPEAKER_05 6:21

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 6:22

Over to you, Jagger.

SPEAKER_02 6:24

Yeah, so before I get killed, um, hopefully it'll be after this weekend because I have now I have some boat friends that have invited me. Boat friends. So my friends own a boat, and they're gonna invite us out. They've invited us out for a boat day this weekend. Yeah, I know, and so like I'm worried about how fancy boy. Am I gonna take advantage of these people in some way? Like, well, you said they invited you, no? Yeah, yes, If they invited you, then how is that taking advantage?

SPEAKER_03 6:56

Yeah, you leech off them, man.

SPEAKER_02 6:58

Because I know me, and I'm gonna be like, hey, what you doing this weekend? You're gonna want to be on their boat all the time? Yeah, and be like, hey, you got any inner tubes I can skate on or whatever you can do.

SPEAKER_05 7:10

Inner your tube.

SPEAKER_02 7:14

Hey, whatever it takes to keep boat friends.

SPEAKER_03 7:16

I don't know, man. You on a boat out in the middle of a large body of water feeding sharks out there in Florida and the different time zones.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

I think it's more like Crab Island where it's like two feet deep. I'm never going anywhere called Crab Island.

SPEAKER_05 7:33

Yeah, what kind of crabs are you getting over there?

SPEAKER_02 7:37

Before Jenna went, it was just called Island.

SPEAKER_05 7:44

I did go to my doctor the other day and oh, I didn't tell you guys. Oh no, good adult. No, I go to my OB. So I haven't seen her in a year. Last year was when my ex-husband and I were going to the fertility doctor, like actively trying for a trial. So I walk in and the first thing she says is, All right, so how are things going? Like with the pregnancy stuff, immediate tears come out. So then then that transitions to, okay, well, do you um she's like going over all the things, like, oh, do you want to test this? Do you want to tell and she goes, Do you want an STD test? And I looked at her, I go, Did you not hear that I'm getting a divorce?

SPEAKER_02 8:23

Like that doesn't mean you're not getting plowed. She knows better.

SPEAKER_03 8:27

I mean the way the weather is lately, we might need a plow.

SPEAKER_05 8:34

I'm in a turtleneck, for God's sake.

SPEAKER_03 8:36

It's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_05 8:37

It's gonna be May next week.

SPEAKER_03 8:39

I need mittens to go outside.

SPEAKER_05 8:42

Man.

SPEAKER_03 8:42

Of course, when you hear this, it could be 85. I forgot it was a podcast. Sorry. That that one's on me. So you're worried that your boat friends, as you can call them, think that what you'll be using them?

SPEAKER_02 8:56

Yeah, or I'm worried I'm going to do it like spring.

SPEAKER_05 8:59

He knows himself, is what he's saying. He knows himself.

SPEAKER_02 9:01

Okay, that's a good that's a good tip. So bring something. Do I ask offer to pitch in for gas? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:08

Uh yeah, I think the ultimate tip is you be like Jojo and myself, and you just don't have friends. Yeah. And then you don't have to worry about that.

SPEAKER_04 9:14

Easier.

SPEAKER_05 9:15

Um, no, I mean, I always like if somebody has me over, you know, I'm bringing something. So I would offer something, whether it be gas, um, say, you know what, I'm gonna bring all the food and drinks today. Um, and then just don't don't keep asking them every week, like, hey, can I come on the boat? Just kind of like wait for them to pitch the invite.

SPEAKER_02 9:33

The guy did say gas, ass, or grass, and I don't know what that meant. Well, you'll learn.

SPEAKER_05 9:36

Okay, so it's either you bring a biddy. Do people say that? I I don't know why I just said that. You bring someone for him to get some ass. The last you pay for gas, or what oh, or you bring weed. That's what I'm getting out of that.

SPEAKER_02 9:50

Wow. Okay. Wow, that could be a good one. I wouldn't be involved in any of that. He didn't say that for the record. He didn't say that.

SPEAKER_05 9:55

Oh, I was gonna say, I hope he's not driving the boat.

SPEAKER_03 9:57

The last time Jagger got invited somewhere, he showed up, and his gift was a six-pack of uh boxed Yu-Hoo. So probably gonna want to make it a little more classy. Well, you both love people. To be fair, you loved it when I brought that. I did. I was not disappointed. Now I want one.

SPEAKER_05 10:15

First of all, nest quick over Yu-Ho any day. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 10:17

No, youhoo in a glass bottle almost frozen. Yeah, that's good. That's that's for the win. That's good stuff. Which if I left it outside right now, it would be. Again, might not be. When you hear this, it could be 85. Jagger.

SPEAKER_02 10:32

Like it is here in the panhandle.

SPEAKER_03 10:34

Apparently, Jagger is holding his own uh parties. I I don't even know if I want to know what kind of parties these are or what's going on, but what are you doing on May 8th?

SPEAKER_05 10:44

Another boat.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

No, no, no. We're doing no, not another boat. So we're doing a private panhandle party at Jeannie's coffee shop in Pensacola. Is Jeannie own the boat that you're going on? No, it's a different friend. She is the show. I have a coffee shop friend too that I'm taking advantage of with these private parties. We really are.

SPEAKER_05 11:02

I mean, how all we hear Jeannie once a week. I mean, ask her out already.

SPEAKER_02 11:06

She loves me. I dream of Jeannie. Oh boy. So it's a private party. She's a walking crochet. Just just Jojo on the go listeners are coming, and we're gonna do 90s music bingo at Jeannie's coffee shop May 8th at 7 o'clock. It's gonna be fun. I love it, everyone.

SPEAKER_05 11:22

If you pay for my ticket, I would gladly join.

SPEAKER_03 11:25

Trade that for us. Can't you make a friend at Southwest?

SPEAKER_05 11:30

See, here you are like asking about what do I do when my friends are doing this, or how do I invite my friends here? I'm not even gonna have anyone except my daughter to spend Mother's Day with.

SPEAKER_03 11:40

But isn't that who you want to spend it with, Janna? Right. What else do you need?

SPEAKER_05 11:44

Yeah, but a four-year-old who doesn't even know that it's Mother's Day, so you just have to walk around saying, I'm a single mom, I can't even get a happy Mother's Day.

SPEAKER_03 11:52

Make breakfast in bed.

SPEAKER_05 11:54

You know I'm not gonna get a gift from the father.

SPEAKER_02 11:56

So you issue a gift from the father.

SPEAKER_05 11:58

Really?

SPEAKER_02 11:59

Right, yeah. Yeah. Oh, I feel I think you don't get a gift after the divorce. No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 12:03

I'm not saying from the father, I'm saying from the child. Like she made a comment once saying, uh I I can't make it. Um, allegedly. But um, no, but I for Christmas I had her give him a gift that I bought because I think it's still important to say, like, hey, the child should recognize the parent. So for Father's Day, you're damn right I plan to get him something from my kid. Yeah, I'm not saying from him. I'm not asking like for a love note, you know. I'm saying the child should, and and she I think she really wants us to like be as much of a family as we physically can. So it'd be nice for at least an acknowledgement. No, I'm gonna get uh this pussy cat that I can't get out of my face, and I'm gonna get a kid who's not even gonna know it's Mother's Day.

SPEAKER_02 12:46

We'll be there for you, Janna. For Father's Day, are you gonna take her shopping? She's gonna pick out the gift and all of that, or yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 12:54

Mommy wants this box of wine. You're taking the high road. I like it.

SPEAKER_05 12:58

Well, that's she not.

SPEAKER_03 13:00

When is she not?

SPEAKER_05 13:02

No, but it's not even it's not even about intentionally taking the high road. Like, I just think that and you guys know, like, I just am who I am, and so I've just like gone through this whole thing being like, Well, I'm my values have stayed the same. So I'm not gonna change who I am just to be a spiteful bitch.

SPEAKER_03 13:19

Can I borrow that hold?

SPEAKER_05 13:21

The turtleneck, you're that cold. Yeah. I'll s I'll send you a scoff.

SPEAKER_02 13:26

Okay, thank you.

SPEAKER_05 13:26

A knitted scoff.

SPEAKER_02 13:28

You're giving old man vibes right now with all your complaints. No, not you, him. About all the complaining about the weather. What the hell did I do?

SPEAKER_05 13:35

You were old. What do you think?

SPEAKER_01 13:38

It's so cold in here. Can I get you a sweater?

SPEAKER_03 13:42

I need the mittens.

SPEAKER_01 13:43

I need some mittens to go outside.

SPEAKER_03 13:45

Stifle it. Stifle yourself. No, it's ridiculous. One day it's 90. He's still going. Sweating.

SPEAKER_05 13:53

You know you're old when it's constant complaints.

SPEAKER_03 13:55

That and people turning around on my driveway are the only two things I have. Don't take it away from me, guys. Plus, I have a question. You had a big go to your own driveway and turn around.

SPEAKER_05 14:05

Don't turn around in my stay offhand thing.

SPEAKER_02 14:10

Where the weather was beautiful in central Pennsylvania, let's be this past weekend, didn't you? Yeah. And yes, I did. I want to hear about that. How'd it go?

SPEAKER_03 14:17

Why? What?

SPEAKER_05 14:19

He didn't do anything. That's all you need to know.

SPEAKER_03 14:21

Jan, is there an earthquake in Long Island right now?

SPEAKER_05 14:23

Yeah, it's it's my cat. She keeps banging up on everything.

SPEAKER_03 14:27

Oh. Uh yeah, I'm the MC for uh all the roundhouse Harley Davidson rallies this summer. And that's exciting. 'Tis the season to ride a motorcycle. Right. And and the the bikers are nice to me, which is nice.

SPEAKER_05 14:43

Jojo, I don't know if you remember, but um when we worked together, I got a listener to come to the studio and bring their motorcycle, and I rode with them on the highway and was like on the air while doing it. Um I had allowed a stranger to put me on the back of their bike and drive me on the highway in central Pennsylvania.

SPEAKER_02 15:06

I remember you jogged. You act like that was your worst decision.

SPEAKER_05 15:09

No, I've definitely made worse. But I'm just saying, I I'm really living on the edge.

SPEAKER_03 15:14

One time she jogged from the studio to the grocery store live on the air, too.

SPEAKER_05 15:18

Solid to it.

SPEAKER_03 15:19

Oh, really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 15:20

Can't do that again. Oh, so the other day was the kickoff of T-ball. My kid within five minutes tells me she has to use the bathroom. We're on the furthest field. I had to sprint to my car because luckily I still had the um little potty back in there from when she was first potty training. And of course, it wasn't my custody day, but I came to the rescue and I allowed my child to use the bathroom, and then she yelled at me for not covering her properly. I'm like, then go to a public place. I don't know what to tell you.

SPEAKER_02 15:49

But she's four, just let her go in her pants like a normal four-year-old. No, she's four or forty.

SPEAKER_05 15:53

No, yeah, right. Or in your case. I'm going right now.

SPEAKER_02 15:59

So the bikers were nice to you, but it's because you fit right in. Like I was looking at the pictures. You look like one.

SPEAKER_05 16:05

Yeah, I'm just gonna looks are deceiving.

SPEAKER_02 16:07

Very tough. You were in the all-black Jojo on the Go Mobile shirt, the black hat. Yeah, that was a big hit.

SPEAKER_03 16:13

Big hit.

SPEAKER_05 16:14

No, take it easy over there, Jagger. Don't don't be showing us your crushing and nothing.

SPEAKER_03 16:18

Yeah. I'm just trying to pop my back.

SPEAKER_05 16:21

He's swooning. He's swooning over here.

SPEAKER_03 16:23

I'm trying to help out roadhouse. So are you going to ride?

SPEAKER_05 16:26

Yeah, are you gonna ride with them?

SPEAKER_03 16:28

I'm sure something will happen over the summer that uh will make that please make it be a sidecar. Jagger, do you have some Valentine's Day decoration behind you? Or what is it? What is talking about? Hanging on the wall, it's red.

SPEAKER_05 16:40

It looks like fall of leaves.

SPEAKER_02 16:42

Right there? Yeah, it's like a wreath? I thought it was like a red. It's a flower. It's been there for 40 episodes. Thanks for noticing.

SPEAKER_05 16:48

Well, you should really rotate the color scheme depending on the season.

SPEAKER_02 16:51

You should rotate your mouth and shut it up.

SPEAKER_05 16:57

My dad used to say the oldest joke he would like take a fake remote and be like, does it turn off? Another old man thing.

SPEAKER_02 17:03

She doesn't. No. You need a mute button. What did the janitor say?

SPEAKER_05 17:09

What was that?

SPEAKER_03 17:10

What did you say? What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? What? Supplies.

SPEAKER_05 17:21

I love a good joke. Thank you. Tell me another.

SPEAKER_03 17:24

That's all I have for this whole podcast.

SPEAKER_05 17:27

Oh. Alright, he made his contribution.

SPEAKER_03 17:31

All I do is work tirelessly.

SPEAKER_05 17:34

Hey, can someone tell us about pizza night?

SPEAKER_03 17:37

Speaking of nothing.

SPEAKER_02 17:39

Oh, yeah, pizza night. They've got a great lunch special. If you're looking for a lunch special, I just freaking dropped it.

SPEAKER_03 17:45

But not if you live in that weird time zone in Florida. You're SOL. Yeah. You live in the central Pennsylvania area. As soon as he picks it up off the floor, Jagger's going to tell you about Pizza Night. Take it over.

SPEAKER_02 17:57

Personal lunch deal every day until 2.30. You can get a menu. You can get one small pizza with one topping and a soda for only $7.99.

SPEAKER_05 18:06

He doesn't even live in central Pennsylvania. Did you drive up here this weekend and go to get that?

SPEAKER_03 18:11

Not even say hi.

SPEAKER_05 18:12

Did they mail it to you?

SPEAKER_02 18:14

Well, they did because they said that the only way they're going to get on the air is if they send it to me. That is true. Listen, people can call me.

SPEAKER_05 18:23

I'll pitch it to you guys.

SPEAKER_02 18:24

And I'm not sure if you're aware, but there's a thing on email now.

SPEAKER_05 18:28

Stop asking me that.

SPEAKER_02 18:30

It's always one.

SPEAKER_05 18:31

Yes, it is.

SPEAKER_03 18:32

I'm just hoping one day the dance will be no it's soda. No. I don't drink soda.

SPEAKER_05 18:37

I don't drink soda.

SPEAKER_03 18:38

Mommy doesn't drink soda. No, it's bad. Next on Lifetime. I drink Cabernet. Cabernet.

SPEAKER_05 18:44

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 18:45

Slow. Pizza Knight.

SPEAKER_05 18:47

I only drink Italian.

SPEAKER_03 18:48

Beale Avenue, Altuna. What's their phone number again? It's 814. Go ahead. 943. Go ahead. 7000.

SPEAKER_05 18:56

That's 814. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 18:58

943. Go ahead. 7000.

SPEAKER_05 19:00

I have a semi-photographic memory.

SPEAKER_03 19:02

They got it all there. They got the bolus. Bolus. I love a good bolus. I love the bolus.

SPEAKER_05 19:08

It really sounds like you're getting a venereal disease, though. You should probably stray away from that.

SPEAKER_02 19:12

But check out this lunch deal though. For $7.99, a small pizza. You could split that with like a coworker, uh a lunch date. You could split that pizza in your head. Yeah. Or yeah, like me and eat the whole damn small pizza, but you could split it if you're trying to be healthy.

SPEAKER_05 19:26

It's small and you're not.

SPEAKER_03 19:28

Thanks to uh our other friends over at Triluna Royal Cleaners. They are looking for workers. Uh the three of us will be joining you shortly. Give them a call at 814-895-3038. They do a good job cleaning too, so if you want to, I don't know, get a cleaning, you could also give them a call at 814-895-3038. Back to you, Bob. Jenna wants to know what's your recurring dreams. Did something happen that made you want to discuss?

SPEAKER_05 19:59

Oh, yeah. You know, okay, so I stopped working at a restaurant in 2013. So 13 years ago. And I used to say all the time, the one talent I had in life was being a waitress. You know, because I feel like you get it all. You get you get the the strength where you have to juggle multiple dishes. I mean, I can hold like four plates on my arm at a time. You work with the people, right? You gotta be personable, you gotta you get to know people. Like I love doing that. Um, plus it's under the table, all on tips. So I mean, what's better than that? But it was under the table how experiment how much experience you have, it still is nerve-wracking sometimes when you have the dream that you're the only waitress in the dining room, it's packed, you don't know what to do. And sometimes I still wake up from a dream that I am alone in a dining room having to manage the whole thing. I know people have nightmares where they wake up about a test and they're like, I haven't been in school in 22 years, what's going on? But this dream does keep coming up at least once a month. So, like, do you guys have any of those or is it just me?

SPEAKER_03 21:04

No, I have one. This witch boy uh throws me a pot of boiling water.

SPEAKER_05 21:07

No, that's real life.

SPEAKER_03 21:08

That's Ansley and Gretel.

SPEAKER_05 21:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:12

Answer and Griddle. Wait, no, that was Looney Tunes. Sorry. Uh mine is about school. Yes. Okay. The first day of school, no schedule for me is one that recurs over and over.

SPEAKER_05 21:25

But I'm always fascinated by dreams, right? Because I I know that it is the subconscious in some way, shape, or form. Like I know if I'm talking about someone the night before, I'll usually have a dream about them. Or if I was looking at their page on social media. But like it is always interesting, like the psychology behind it as to why after all this time you would be concerned about something going on at school.

SPEAKER_02 21:48

For me, it's that I'm in high school and uh I'm trying to graduate and can't figure out how to graduate. That was real. Oh, yes, that's just a memory.

SPEAKER_05 21:57

Pretty easy. You show up, you pass, and they'll give you a documentary.

SPEAKER_03 22:01

It's not a nightmare, it's just recollection. Oh god. Now, oh lately, because of my uh mobile entertainment thing that I decided to do to never have a day off, um, it's I'm doing an event and everything just stops and I can't do anything about it, and all eyes are on me.

SPEAKER_05 22:18

That also will be reality if it hasn't happened.

SPEAKER_03 22:21

It also, yeah, it's happened several times already. So that's what you get when you get Jojo on the go mobile.

SPEAKER_02 22:27

Honestly, it's you haven't made it uh until that's one thing that I haven't told you guys, I'm pretty good at dream analysis, so I could probably realize your dream, Jannah. Yeah. Would you get some online certification for that?

SPEAKER_05 22:38

Yeah, really.

SPEAKER_02 22:39

I do. I do.

SPEAKER_05 22:40

Talk to me.

SPEAKER_02 22:41

So it it it gives to the fact that you feel overwhelmed and being outnumbered, I think. Uh maybe you're responsible for too many demands at once. Like everybody wants something, it's all on you.

SPEAKER_04 22:52

Right.

SPEAKER_02 22:53

Um like do you feel like you have too many responsibilities are stacking up? Maybe people need your attention at the same time.

SPEAKER_05 22:59

Yeah, well, of course. So this has always been something that I struggled with was that um you know, I don't necessarily want to be a caretaker. You know, I I'm a mother.

SPEAKER_02 23:10

Oh, so I know your rights.

SPEAKER_05 23:12

I am a leader. I'm a leader at work. But like my thing is I care for people, but I don't want to be the sole responsibility for them because then you lose your identity altogether, you know? And it is very difficult to having a young child because you are their caretaker, um, but then add to it the other demands of life. And I do feel like I was in a nervous system dysregulation for so long where I was just giving, giving, giving, um, that I definitely think that that still impacts me. I mean, I know it does.

SPEAKER_02 23:40

It sounds like you have pressure to keep people happy. It's like you feel like it's your job to keep things running smoothly. Maybe you carry around emotional or social responsibility for others.

SPEAKER_05 23:50

Well, I have I have let a lot of that go. It's called codependence anonymous. Doesn't it?

SPEAKER_03 23:54

With a support base like Jagger and I, you can't go wrong, Jenna. You'll be just fine.

SPEAKER_02 24:00

And do you find you have anxiety about not being able to meet expectations? What?

SPEAKER_05 24:03

Um, no, not stop giving Janna problems. I I think I used to. Wow, you really are kind of good at this. Are you making this up? Are you did you put this in the back of the room? Honestly, I will say, if I get a very disturbing text message or there's a situation, I plug it into ChatGPT. Not only do they give me like the rationale behind it, but they even start it off with like, first of all, I just want you to know that I'm there for you. And I'm like, at least someone is. I love you.

SPEAKER_02 24:31

Well, the first thing is I'm gonna have to go in and tell them this wasn't my dream because I don't want them to peg me with this dream. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 24:37

Yeah, it's gonna keep going.

SPEAKER_03 24:39

Chat GPT, the first sentence in a chat GPT or whatever AI answer is always like complimentary. Like, I understand how frustrating it is that you can't open your eyes.

SPEAKER_05 24:47

At least somebody's empathetic in this world. It really shows you that like that's what humanity should be. So many people just are assholes.

SPEAKER_02 24:54

Did you know you can change that feature though? You can tell it not to be so agreeable. Let it be real with you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 24:59

Well, no, I mean I I think it is being real. It gives me actual rationale, but I think you have to sprinkle in the humanity side of it because otherwise you're no better than 99% of people you interact with.

SPEAKER_02 25:11

You can also change its personality, I learned the other night when I was up way too late on the case.

SPEAKER_03 25:15

It'll change on its own soon enough.

SPEAKER_02 25:17

Right. No, I I asked it I asked it to be Snoop Dogg um for a day. Could you please be Snoop Dogg for a day? It said, I can't I can't be Snoop Dogg per se, but I can give you a chilled laid-back vibe in the style of Snoop Dogg. And I said, Yes, please. You gotta go out outside for a walk or something, man.

SPEAKER_05 25:36

Wait, this is a whole yeah, this is a whole other conversation because I've heard this in the past about like people who say please to Chat GPT or thank you, and apparently like you're costing like the company like so much more money because now they have to decipher like the manners behind it.

SPEAKER_02 25:52

Is there really?

SPEAKER_05 25:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:55

I wanted to know that I'm polite so it doesn't come kill me first.

SPEAKER_05 25:59

You're you're polite, but yet you want to be Snoop Dogg.

SPEAKER_02 26:02

Why is Snoop Dogg? And it worked. I don't know. I just the first person I thought of as a lot of time on his hands. Did you just find out about Snoop Dogg or something?

SPEAKER_03 26:11

No, I'm a longtime fan and I'm I'm deep understanding. I agree with Janna, though. I also use chat GPT or AI, like the magic eight ball used to be used where if you had a question as a kid, you'd shake it up and be like, maybe I don't know. But uh like Gemini and GPT, they're really specific on what you should do. So I just follow whatever they say now. Therefore, nothing I do from now on will be my fault.

SPEAKER_05 26:35

See, this is gonna be another problem. You know, okay, again, last episode I was talking all about the Mark Norman comedy special. He also talks about this too, about how people want to take accountability for things like, or or they'll say, like, oh, well, you can't blame me for this. I have ADHD, but they don't want to take accountability for you, don't want uh, oh no, I'm just a narcissist. You can't blame me for sleeping with your friend, like something like that. And I swear on you, I didn't, that wasn't my example. He said it, and I was like, this guy is talking to me. He said two in a row that were like my life. I was like, holy crap!

SPEAKER_02 27:11

Yeah, I watched it after you recommended it. It's funny. I love it.

SPEAKER_05 27:13

It's so funny, right?

SPEAKER_02 27:14

Yeah, you should watch it. Is it something Jenna recommended? Yeah, every now and then when it comes to comedy, I will. I occasionally have good taste. Yeah. It's good taste. I'm over here. I mean, it's not it's not like you telling me to call Wrinkles the clown and get on his hit list. Hey, call Wrinkles the clown again, Jagger. Again? All right, let's see if he's other.

SPEAKER_05 27:32

He's not like you're talking to him as if he's like, okay, Google, call call wrinkles the clown. This is really happening again.

SPEAKER_03 27:40

Yeah, I'm your I'm your hey Siri now.

SPEAKER_05 27:42

If he picks up, I might actually leave.

SPEAKER_03 27:44

He's gonna be in part two of the uh the documentary.

SPEAKER_05 27:48

Well better him than me.

SPEAKER_03 27:50

I wonder if he's staying at the Days Inn or his van today. The motel six.

SPEAKER_05 27:55

I'm surprised his phone's charged.

SPEAKER_03 27:57

By the way, it's on Netflix if you want to watch it. It's Wrinkles the Clown. Huge, huge voicemail.

SPEAKER_05 28:04

No, that sounds desperate.

SPEAKER_03 28:05

Well, nothing that'll get the cops to show up. Janna, what's your address?

SPEAKER_00 28:12

Oh, you Wrinkles the Clown. I'm not here to take you a call. Leave me a message, I'll call you a man.

SPEAKER_02 28:21

Hey, Wrinkles, me again. Hey, buddy, I've got somebody for you. Uh her name is Jana Banana. That's J-A-N-A, B-A-N-A-N-A. Jana Banana. Um B-B A. Long Island area. B-A-N-A-N-E-S. Long Island area, um Hempstead-ish. Uh she went to college at Hempstead, uh, is what I imagine. So get on that, buddy. Let me know how that goes. If you go ahead and take care of that for me, uh, that'd be tight. Sweet. Thanks, Rink. Bye.

SPEAKER_05 28:49

You just put me out there. Like, is he actually a skiller? Yeah, he's terrifying. It's not gonna take too many searches to find me now.

SPEAKER_02 28:59

Oops.

SPEAKER_05 29:00

Oh, gosh. I guess I don't need to worry about my ex then. I got this guy coming after me.

SPEAKER_03 29:06

When they gave the number out in the documentary, I knew we'd have some content today.

SPEAKER_05 29:12

Aren't you glad you did that on your day off? Watch the net.

SPEAKER_03 29:16

He's still working. Wrinkles. I'm looking it up to show a picture to the audience and you guys. The least I can do.

SPEAKER_02 29:25

He's uh he's an interesting looking fellow.

SPEAKER_03 29:27

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 29:28

He's uh I mean he has to be from New York.

unknown 29:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:32

Oh, I hope so. That way it's not so long of a travel to the street.

SPEAKER_03 29:35

I think he's in Yo.

SPEAKER_05 29:36

You heard the voice. No, that's the thing.

SPEAKER_03 29:38

That's what you're gonna see outside your window, and that's the last thing you're gonna see, Janet. That's just makeup.

SPEAKER_05 29:43

Wait, are you serious?

SPEAKER_03 29:44

That's before the makeup.

SPEAKER_02 29:48

He has pretty eyes.

SPEAKER_03 29:51

That he just fades away. Yeah. It was a terrifying, I'm never gonna sleep again.

SPEAKER_05 29:56

Yeah. Thanks for sharing. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_02 29:59

I didn't want to keep that trauma all to myself. And if you if you, the listener, wants to call Wrinkles, you can do that too at 407-734-0254. That's 407-734-0254. If you can record your conversation with Wrinkles, put it in the chat or the comments for us. Oh, let's go.

SPEAKER_03 30:18

But be reasonable. Don't be violent, don't make any threats, and don't listen with it. Be cool, man. Yeah, don't giving us problems. And if you get problems because you called the Wrinkles the clown, and that's on you. I didn't tell you to call. Oh, me neither. Worldwide LLC didn't tell you to call Wrinkles. Janna did. Janna's gonna call later.

SPEAKER_05 30:39

I will not.

SPEAKER_03 30:40

You up?

SPEAKER_05 30:43

How you doing?

SPEAKER_03 30:45

W I D. Tell them about the Irish goodbye. Jagger didn't know what that was.

SPEAKER_05 30:50

That is mind-boggling to me.

SPEAKER_03 30:51

So uh It sounds racist as hell, but go ahead.

SPEAKER_05 30:54

I've known so many people over the years who are like they go someplace, it's usually a party or a gathering, and then they just slowly, when they're not feeling anymore, they dip themselves out. They don't say goodbye. And granted, I mean there's certain places when you're at a really big wedding, the bride and groom aren't really gonna remember everybody. It becomes a blur. Okay, I understand that, but I never understood the concept of leaving and not telling anything. I love it.

SPEAKER_03 31:18

It's my favorite.

SPEAKER_05 31:19

I've experienced it so often where people just leave. How do you do it subtly? Like no one does no one care about you enough to stop you and say, hey, where are you going?

SPEAKER_03 31:28

Like, did your husband give you the Irish goodbye?

SPEAKER_05 31:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:33

That's called a Dear Jill letter, I think.

SPEAKER_03 31:36

Did he write a letter? Was it a text? Gmail? Yes, let's talk about it. Neo Cities?

SPEAKER_05 31:42

No.

SPEAKER_03 31:42

AOL.

SPEAKER_05 31:44

No, it was uh it was something.

SPEAKER_03 31:46

Okay, yeah, that's good.

SPEAKER_05 31:47

No, I wish he I would have preferred an Irish goodbye. I feel like it would have had a lot more leverage.

SPEAKER_03 31:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:52

Or peace.

SPEAKER_05 31:53

Or peace, yeah. Yeah. Instead of it.

SPEAKER_02 31:55

Yeah, Chatter BT says it's racist to say Irish goodbye. I can't do that anymore.

SPEAKER_03 31:58

You gotta stop from the show.

SPEAKER_05 31:59

So what's the socially acceptable way in 2026 to Irish goodbye?

SPEAKER_02 32:03

It's a shamrock exit now. The sound of the door closing on Ames from the 90s.

SPEAKER_04 32:09

Oh God.

SPEAKER_03 32:11

Oh my gosh. Well, I think I've had a fun time here, and you know what I'm gonna do now? An Irish goodbye.

SPEAKER_05 32:18

He's just gonna go black on the screen.

SPEAKER_03 32:20

Yeah, go black on the screen right now. Don't show anyone this part. Whatever you do, don't show anyone this part.

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