The Cast Eats Like Kings - Ep. 46

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Live from the holiday boost in Spot Studios.

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Presented by Pete Tonight Altuna.

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Gojo on the go.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Uh yeah, hi, welcome to the podcast. I'm trying to figure out when my dog is feverishly barking at the crack of Dawn and who's done what wrong that we're doing.

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I don't understand you dog owners. Honestly, I have a friend statement where all of a sudden their dog will like jump on me or start licking me, and they're like, stop being an asshole to the dog. And I'm like, but he's a dog.

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Oh yeah.

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I don't understand. Like, don't you know the three things that dogs do? They bark, they lick, and they jump. Like, that's it.

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Right. Like, he's he's security. And it's funny, it's almost like he punches out because at when the clock hits eight, ISIS could come at the door and he's not gonna even move off the couch.

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Well, I respect it. I want to clock out at eight. Right? Yeah. 8 a.m. you're talking, right?

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Yes. My full-time uh remote position is 10 30 to 7, which on the beginning part of that is kind of cool because there's no like crack a don wake up unless it's podcasted. But then when you're you're still cranking out and interacting with people at seven, it's like I mean, I love it all. It's great. So welcome to JoJo on the go. Uh another brand new episode. By this point, when you see this, I'll probably be in a Canadian prison.

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As you should.

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Um, uh almost guaranteed is by the time you see this, my pun and my pun. My son is now a Penn State graduate, so congratulations to Jacob who should be.

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It's a big accomplishment, honestly.

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Um yeah, it's a big bill, too. Uh for him.

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Yeah.

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But um very proud of him. Uh he's definitely intelligent and he's headed for big things. Like I said, he he like they hand him in the the diploma and then he just goes after our trip to Canada right to his full-time position.

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Damn.

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I did a little thing called struggling for the first ten to forty years of my adult life. Yeah.

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I did the whole like. And I slowly transitioned into the workforce.

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I wonder who has a more random list of places they've worked at. Can I go first?

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Of course.

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Okay. So I'll be right back.

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I feel like we've heard a couple of these, so I am curious in the the whole thing of it.

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Um I worked at a place in the mall in the food court back when they were a thing. It was called the Steak Escape. And their logo was a hot air balloon. Steak Escape and like red neon. And I was there straight up in high school, chop, chop, chop, whipping up cheese steaks for people. Like I'm some expert at Pat or Ginos in Philly. Like, and then if I wasn't doing that, I'm in the back making French fries out of whole potatoes. Like that was a real deal. Right next door to me was the job I really wanted, though. That was hot dog on a stick. Now, sure, why would I want to work at Hot Dog on a stick? Well, because you love leaners. This was like early 90s. Hot dog on a stick was paying like $14 an hour because they give you a hat that looks like you have a dick on your head, but it's rainbow colored.

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That actually is a lot considering how long ago you were 14.

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I'm saying, like, it was it was real money if you're willing to be mocked and ridiculed by every mall rat that walked by. Right. And the menu options were great. It was hot dog on a stick and lemonade. Well, mustard, it's over there.

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You know, it's funny, they kind of brought those back. I saw one recently at the mall, um, which it's it's still amazing to me that the malls still exist, so they're they're kicking. But um they had uh like a Korean hot dog um pop-up place where they're doing like the corn dog, but like variations of it so similar. It's like they went back full circle.

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Are they smaller? Scientific discovery, and why haven't you shared it with us sooner? What are they putting in these corn dogs?

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I don't know, but you know what the thing is, I don't know everything. Yeah, no, I won't touch on, but um I feel like everything is for the shtick nowadays, right? Like places are popping up and they're thriving, but like I look at it from a longevity standpoint as to like, but how long is this gonna be trendy? You know?

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Right. How long is anything like that?

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So make a lot of money, but then you're gonna go out of business, then you gotta restart a business. It's like a constant hustle. Anyway, proceed. So so you have the ween, you had the weenie job.

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In 1974. Were the hot dogs breaded on a stick, or no?

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Yeah, corn dogs on a stick. Oh, okay. Hot dog on a stick. It would be funny if it was just a regular hot dog. That's what I was picturing, yeah. We said what we said. That's too fast. For some reason, their logo was I I don't even know what the hell it was. I think it was a hot dog on a stick. Anyway, well, at one point in my high school years, I had one, two, three jobs in the same mall. And I had to schedule, so I would like end one. I I'd I'd get off my shift at the CVS drugstore at the Bridgewater Commons Mall, New Jersey, and then I would go up to the second floor to work at Lecter's for four hours where they had to hide the um nitrous ox nitrous containers.

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Wait, what is Lecter's? I've never heard of that. Kitchen supplies, like Hannibal Lecters?

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No, it might have gone out of business. It was it was like anything kitchen.

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Oh, okay.

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And like the whole big thing was like, I guess kids were trying teenagers trying to come in and get their hands on the you know, for whippets or whatever they whip it, whatever. And the manager was like, we don't let the kids. I'm like, Oh, are you saving them all for yourself or what's going on here? Like, so that was like strict and then uh after that shift ended, I'm up there chopping steaks like all in one day. I was just Oh damn.

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It's almost like you were like you were trying to avoid being at home for some reason.

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Yeah, almost like I didn't want to get beaten. So fine. Okay, so my remaining jobs are.

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I'm assuming you had more jobs than the three you had at once.

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I'd rather sell tampons at CVS than go home. Oh, that's sad. Those were the greatest days of my life.

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And you're a service to your community.

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Okay. Any of you worked anywhere like unique or you know, weird name like that or no, I had very basic jobs. I mean, I started out at Met Life.

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I worked at a preschool. Uh, I spent the majority of my working before I got into the actual career force um being a waitress at the same restaurant for nine years, and then I immediately got into radio and doing a bunch of radio and gym gigs, and um then worked my corporate job for the past nine years.

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So I've only had a handful of my first job as at Schwab in Schwartz. I was a day trader at 15. Savant.

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I polished the bull on Wall Street for Charles Schwab.

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Schwab. I worked at a carnival when I was 14. There it is. That's what I'm looking at.

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That's what I'm talking about. There we go.

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So it was uh it was like one of these, yeah. It was one of these uh little side carnival deals. So it wasn't like a traveling deal. You mean not a real carnival? Pretty much. It was like a uh a carnival type attraction at a resort kind of thing. Who hired you? Wrinkles the clown? Yes, Wrinkles. That's where we go way back, that's why we I keep calling. But no, so like I was running uh carnival games like uh fish fish the frog in the mouth, like to catch the frog. Nice. And then one time I I didn't want to, I got fired. Um so there's um no, but they let me make the cotton candy.

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The carnival.

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They let me make the cotton candy, and I thought that was the coolest thing in the world.

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Is it as easy as it looks? Yeah, it is. Oh, it is, okay.

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Yeah, you stick the little paper cone in there and you swirl it around.

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Can we stick anything in there and swirl it around?

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Asking for a friend. Hot dog on a stick.

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That would have been a good upsell. And you sort of powder will wear. So you were like the one who gave the kids the goldfish their parents didn't want. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, when I was a kid. I also, it wasn't a carnival, it was a permanent place in Long Beach Island, New Jersey. It's still there. It's called Fantasy Island. It's not like the show from the 70s where the guy comes running out. It was, you know, they had rides and it's like it's all overpriced because it's very wealthy people. I landed a job there, and you never knew what you were doing day to day. One day I'm walking around sweeping up cigarette butts. The next day, and the highlight of my career at Fantasy Island was running the Himalaya, which is the one that you get on the right, and you go forward. Yeah, I love that ride. The the guy in the mic's like, You want to go faster? You want to go backwards. And you know, once I did it, I realized I had absolutely no control over whether you went faster or backwards. It was just gonna do it all on its own. The worst days of my life there was when they would have me run the stupid pirate boats, which were boats that went on the murky water in a circle, because only I was allowed to like load people's kids in and take them out, which was to me physical labor, which I didn't appreciate. Yes. Um, so I didn't last long there. And only the cool kids got to run the sea dragon. Oh, you weren't sea worthy. Yeah, the boat that goes like this.

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Oh, yeah, I used to love that ride.

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Yeah, only the cool Fantasy Island kids could run that one.

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Got it.

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The trolls ran the Himalaya.

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Yeah, this is when Janna was working at Merrill Lynch. Right. Obviously.

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That's when I was not even born, probably.

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Probably. You know what? Let's rub that in.

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Not only was I sweeping up people's shit all over the carnival, you weren't even born and you're young and also I do want to just mention because last episode you talked about, you know, some beef you had in the past with the late Hulk Hogan, and I kind of understand why you have beef.

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No beef.

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Well, no, I'm making I'm making the beef now. Because whenever whenever you do an impression of him, you don't even try to. Whenever you just like have a certain like genese qua, it's always a like take of the Hulk Hogan impression.

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It's no effort whatsoever.

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It's like do it.

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Let me tell you something, brother.

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That's no.

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No, you were just Let me tell you something, brother. How did I not get that right? Yeah. Jagger, you're the wrestling expert. Wasn't that like pretty much spot on? I mean, it's not hard impression.

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It was pretty good. Pretty good, brother.

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Let me tell you something, brother. Who was the one who carried the coffin around? The Undertaker. He didn't say shit. You want me to do that impression? Yeah. Rest in peace.

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I know all the wrestler impressions. I'm cool like that.

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I was a big fan of Piper's Pit back in the day where uh Rowdy Roddy Piper would call p people in and just like roast them for the whole time. I had a wrestling phase as a child.

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Um, I see that you would be like Roddy Piper to me is like your kismet wrestler. If you were a wrestler, you would be Roddy Piper, I think.

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Probably.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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I wouldn't be Hulk Hogan. And I don't know why, like when I posted that thing, some guy was like, You'll never be Hulk Hogan. Like, I don't have it on my list of things that I'm hoping. I'm Roddy Piper, bitch. Yeah. Did I kill Janna?

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I'm glad that uh I can't be seen because I don't understand who any of the people are that you two are talking about. Yeah, right now it says you can't switch cameras, but you can't you can also not turn off your camera because you're recording.

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So why don't you come in and come out?

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Riverside had a a poop on me. I'll be back.

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I think the ghost of Hong Kogan is. I'm writing that off on my damn taxes.

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So for those of you who are just listening, we're having some technical issues with Janna's camera. So as usual, she's always the problem.

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She's always the problem.

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Jagger and I are always smooth as silk. Freaking hate her.

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I swear to God. Her and her, I've never had a shitty job. I can't relate to your wrestling stories.

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I've never heard of wrestlers.

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I'm an intelligent adult woman.

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Roddy Roddy Piper. I don't know Roddy Piper. Ooh, I've never worked at a carnival.

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She's always there to remind us our stories are stupid.

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We've heard that before, Jojo. You've told us about it. On episode three, section two, minute three, one. You said that already.

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I marked it in the recording. Well, yeah, so let's get back to your story about traveling to space, Jana, with William Shatner. Some of us are a little excited just to be going to Canada. We can't all have like, hey, half my family's in Costa Rica. We are a little jealous. I mean, I I think she she does a lot of traveling and has a lot of fun, but Yeah, she's still dead on the inside, so it doesn't matter.

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But no, I'm I would be excited to go to Canada too. What kind of things you guys got lined up?

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Uh, we're gonna go to the weed store. Nah, of course. So uh actually, if we could put this up on the monitor, if you look at this beauty right here, this is a Burger King in Canada. And if you look at the top, you'll see Frankenstein and a roller coaster. Because of all the issues that Burger King needed and needs to solve, it was the lack of roller coasters on their roofs.

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That's what I want to do after I have a double whopper with cheese, is get on that roller coaster. That'd be fun.

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Here is where I accept the fact that I am not of the same mold as many people. Going to Niagara Falls, one of the greatest miracles and wonders of the world to see this thing. Right. And I'm more excited about Frankenstein's roller coaster on Burger King.

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I appreciate that. No, I think that that is definitely on point. It is a seventh wonder of the world, but I'm a doer, I'm not a seer. So it's like We missed you, Jana. I just want to go and do things. So I I am all about that. Um I you you gotta go on it.

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Just repeat. I'm gonna go on it. It's probably gonna be underwhelming, but I'll be able to like do it while you're eating chicken fries.

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It might make you feel better.

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No. Now, do I eat the triple whopper before I get up to the roof and start that roller coaster, or do I wait till after?

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After. After. Yeah, don't worry about it.

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They're not a sponsor, but I'm gonna throw this in. Uh I like their new CEO. I think his name's Tom.

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Hey, Tom.

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Everyone's name's Tom. Sure. Um, and I really think they did fix their whopper. I think the Whopper is back. It tasted the way that I remember it. And uh catch up, McDonald's. Do better.

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I haven't been in a while. Maybe I stopped for a whopper today and test it out.

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Yeah, they so you know how you used to open it? It used to just be like a pile of shit in the box. Like they've learned to wrap it uh halfway in paper, so it's held together. It's got that taste is back. I need your review uh maybe in an upcoming episode. Okay.

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Taste of what?

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Flying royals? You are you remember how you used to drive by Burger King and always looked like it was on fire and that was just normal?

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Yeah, but then it probably was somewhat legit then, and now it's probably just all chemicals.

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Right, like it really was on fire then.

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Like, oh shit.

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We were talking about jobs. I worked at Burger King for a bit. I did McDonald's for two weeks.

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Did you work at Burger King when they had like the crown chicken nuggets? Because that was the best time to be alive.

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Don't lie, Jagger. No, no, I think that was uh I was there much earlier than that.

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Oh the one thing I don't approve of was the decision that they were gonna get rid of the Burger King mascot, the creepy guy who looks in your window while you sleep. I really thought that I thought that had it. Yeah, it was like wake up with like the girl wakes up and the creepy big heads next to her. It's like wake up with the king.

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Yeah. No thanks.

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That's kind of that's kind of aggressive.

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Keep your sausage egg and cheese to yourself.

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And if there's cheese with your sausage, please really keep it to yourself. Fermunda cheese. Fermunda cheese. What happened, Jana? Forget to pay the power bill again?

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You know, Riverside just kind of crapped out on me. It literally just went away.

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And then I maybe if you read the emails I sent you about the software, you know.

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You don't send me shit about the software. Come on now.

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I think even the platform was sick of your story.

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Clearly. Yeah, you want a bus you want a behind the scenes thing, Jana? You know how this is about life and being real? When you went to Vegas, Jagger was messaging you in our podcast group. I went to him on the side and I said, you know, let's give Jana a break. Let's let her have this trip with her family. And he he didn't, I don't know if he took it personally, but he's like, Okay, I didn't really know that was where we were going, but okay. Two seconds later, you message the group, Jana, and I'm like, Well, there goes that.

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You wanted me in your car.

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You're on there trying to give you peace and quiet.

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I was. I was like hustling out there and didn't do much.

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Yeah, and she's cranking out content, sending it to us, so I go back to Jagger. I was like, never mind.

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Carry on. Well, remember, your intention was there, but sometimes it's about the outcome as well.

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Right. Now, when I'm in uh Canada, how many times am I gonna hear from you?

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I'm sure we'll hear from you first.

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Look, it's a Frankenstein roller coaster with my vomit on it.

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Yes, please take a selfie video of you riding that. Hold your phone up and take the video.

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Yeah, I mean, what are they gonna do? Or I have to go back because I love it so much.

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Well, hopefully your content gets used. I don't think mine ever went onto the subscriber page.

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In my defense, I put yours onto the subscriber page.

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Thank you.

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I didn't. At least one picture like with you and the Apple and your parents. Right. If you ever paid attention to our show, you'd know that.

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Well, if you did it while I was there, no, I wouldn't have.

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Actually, with a shit Jagger talks when you're not listening, it's a good thing you don't.

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He says it when I do listen to.

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Don't rewatch this episode.

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Yeah, definitely. This one is not one to play back at all. It's not it's not good. All you keep your mouth zipped in the comments.

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Oh my gosh. So you're doing the you're doing the Frankenstein roller coaster. You're gonna see that.

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And looking at the Dumb Waterfall. Um, no, apparently there's something I know there's Maid of the Mist where you get on the boat show, and like you go by the fall, and again it's a lot of fun.

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I enjoyed it.

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Made famous by Jim Carrey in um Bruce Almighty, right?

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Yes. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

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Yeah, didn't he like stop the falls in that thing? I don't think you can stop a natural You had the reference of Jim Carrey, but then you don't know if he stopped the falls.

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I don't think so. He wasn't God at that point, he didn't become God until after.

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That's what's gonna happen in the middle. There was no AI then. Right. And then I guess at night it's really cool because it has changing colored lights to get that nighttime. It really is a cool experience. Is there something that I was told something goes from one side of the falls and goes through the falls to the other side? Like a zipline? Uh no, like you're on something. I don't know if it's like a submarine or or what. I don't know. Submarine. Garandam teed, I'm getting on that. Yeah, you gotta do that. If I'm gonna I want to listen, uh, up here we have, I think it's Buttermilk Falls, where Mr. Rogers' grandparents grew up. Wow. And Mr. Rogers got to run wild. It's like this beautiful area with waterfalls and everything. Or one waterfall. So we found the waterfall, and the kids were young, and you know me, I'm stupid. It said, do not enter, do not go down there. So I go down there.

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Which means go down there, yeah.

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And I go through the waterfall. Like I literally go through the waterfall to see what's on the other side. I get into this cave. Learning. And you know what was on the other side? One mountain dew can.

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Oh my god of course it was a Mountain Dew can.

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I risked my entire life and did something illegal just to see that.

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Was it charred around the opening of the lid there? Burned. I mean, I don't know why it would be.

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It would have been a prime spot though. Oh my god. Yeah, so hopefully, if there is such a thing that goes from, you know, the front of Niagara Falls to the back of it, I don't get to the back and see a can of Mr. Pibb just sitting there on a rock. I love Mr. Pibb. You would. Do you?

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Yeah, I mean it tastes like Dr. Pepper. You never know what's going to start. I love Dr. Pepper too. But if you see Miss If you see Mr. Pibb, you know that like they're not offering Dr. Pepper as well.

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Mr. Pibb is like, isn't that?

SPEAKER_01 21:04

No, you know what the one place that you can always find it? Chipotle. I'm not, I can't. It's always I know you have anxiety about it. It's always at Chipotle. That's where I get it.

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We give a shout out to nurses.

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You know what? We gotta we gotta shout out the nurses, we gotta shout out the teachers because it's nurse appreciation week, it's teacher appreciation week. Um, you know, and I I'm I'm giving my appreciation to my kids' teachers. God bless.

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For some reason, I think Corrections Officers Week. I don't want to forget anyone. Janna and I remember very well how this week went in terrestrial radio where we're like, hey, nurses And all of a sudden it's not about the nurses, it's about but you didn't mention this. Yeah. It's uh I I'm uh whatever. What about us, loser? I'm like and also happy that panic.

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See, I'm just grateful I don't have any more uh teachers or nurses in my life. I love it.

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Remember when it was national radio disc jockey day and everyone just shit all over it? Yes. So it's like the Father's Day of Weeks.

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No, but it is true. I mean, yeah.

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My wife was like, Oh yeah, because Sunday's Mother's Day. And I'm like, what?

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Uh uh.

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Yeah. I just paid the subscription for the software for this podcast. You're getting Canada for Mother's Day. Enjoy it. No, my son, who's the one that graduated or graduating and then taking us to Canada, he's got this whole thing planned that I'm not in any way, shape, a part of. We've got a text that says buy extra nice clothes for going somewhere for Mother's Day. So now the kid's already putting me to shame. He's got some plan going. I have no idea what's going on. But I'm sure he'll be doing this with the bill when it comes. Sliding it my way. Um I don't know what he's got planned. So where I drop off is I'm gonna get in the car and then let people uh we gotta get my daughter at the airport in Pittsburgh, then we gotta get uh my in-law and my uncle-in-law and Erie. And like we have the dog in the car.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

What car are you taking?

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We're taking two cars.

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That's double the risk. That's double the border uh searches.

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Oh, we're not taking two cars to the border. Two cars are gonna go to Erie and I guess we're just gonna leave one in an Erie Walmart or something. Sure. Or like an old right aid. We'll just leave one of the cars there. And so our son, of course, not only instantly gets a full-time career, he also finds an apartment in Erie. So we ask him what he wants us to bring. You know. So he says normal things like his television that he told me I could have because the stand was broken, but now he wants it back. Yeah. Um, and then he's like, and my beanbag chair. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get up and try to get this beanbag chair into frame. Oh man. Because it's not your grandmother's beanbag chair. All right, just one second, it's right here. Yeah, let's see it. I want you to tell me what hatchback this thing is gonna fit in along with people, okay? One second, please.

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And to my knowledge, they they don't have SUVs. I mean, they're driving sedans.

SPEAKER_04 24:10

Jacob's gonna have to rent a van to get this thing there, I bet. All the people.

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He's worried about them digging through his dog food, and he's gonna bring this kind of paraphernalia, they're just gonna rip it on open.

SPEAKER_04 24:22

I want all of this on video. Can you imagine?

SPEAKER_01 24:27

Hello, officers, eh?

SPEAKER_04 24:35

If you if you're not watching us right now, on a video, how is this gonna go in the car? It's the size of two heat. It was bigger. It was big, yeah. It was bigger, taller than JoJo, three times as wide.

SPEAKER_02 24:48

Oh, for the three cheap people listening on Buzzsprout, y'all need to catch up and get on Patreon or Facebook and watch the video version of the game.

SPEAKER_04 24:56

Jacob's gonna have to rent a van to get this up there. He knows that, right?

SPEAKER_01 24:59

It's like, it's gotta be 75 pounds. No way, because you can't lift 75 pounds. I know that for a fact.

SPEAKER_02 25:06

Do I look like I'm lifting this? I rolled it over here. Oh, can you guys give a shout-out to the sponsors while I go and find the AED machine? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:14

Is it the one you're selling or the one you need to survive right now? He's gonna use it on himself. I can sell the mannequins, though. Oh, that's so great.

SPEAKER_04 25:22

Janna, you got pizza night or you want me to do it?

SPEAKER_01 25:24

Uh, well, we do have to give a shout-out to pizza night. Um, you know, just letting you know, we got a lot of hidden gems up here. I don't know if you've picked up on that.

SPEAKER_05 25:32

I've heard.

SPEAKER_01 25:33

But we have found the ultimate one for everyone in Blair County talking about pizza night on Beale Avenue. They got a Sicilian Thursday special. It was yesterday, so you're gonna have to wait till next week. But it doesn't disappoint. You can get a huge Sicilian pie under 20 bucks, or you can go all out with toppings for just $21.99. So support the local legends, head over to Pizza Night 3329 Beale Avenue, or you can even order online through Toast, which is pretty convenient nowadays.

SPEAKER_04 26:00

Is toast as big as those pizzas are and the amount of toppings you get, that's a great deal. And they've got daily specials, so you don't have to wait till Thursday. Yeah, toast. You haven't heard of toast?

SPEAKER_01 26:09

It's one of those like apps where you can um, you know, order stuff, get it delivered.

SPEAKER_02 26:14

Um I hope they rip you off less than DoorDash.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

Yeah, hopefully.

SPEAKER_02 26:18

Those bads.

SPEAKER_01 26:19

Check out Pizza Night. Taste that conquers hunger.

SPEAKER_04 26:21

Speaking of bastards, we got Triluna Cleaners who are great.

SPEAKER_02 26:32

If you aren't a part of this, what is wrong with that? Our love language is hating on you.

SPEAKER_03 26:37

I love it.

SPEAKER_02 26:39

You think you're gonna get this on local television or radio? I mean, these are sponsorships. There's no like a two-sentence cue card here. We'll totally roast you right in the middle of telling people how awesome you are. I know.

SPEAKER_04 26:51

Speaking of bastards. Well, I'm just saying. I mean, they don't ever come down here and clean my place. But anyway, they'll clean yours. All you gotta do is give them a call. Whatever number that is. Jojo, you got it?

SPEAKER_02 27:04

Whatever number that is 814. See, you don't get this, right? There you go. You get some nerd recording a commercial for you. You don't need that. Uh 814-895-3038 Triluna Royal Cleaning.

SPEAKER_04 27:19

I love Triluna Cleaners. They have some of the best content online. Like I like I look at their reels for entertainment.

SPEAKER_02 27:26

I'm getting inspiration from them for content at this point, where I thought I was like Yoda in this area, but never mind.

SPEAKER_04 27:33

And uh their podcast starts soon, as I understand it.

SPEAKER_02 27:36

Yes. Yeah, he got a microphone. He's clearly waiting to take us over.

SPEAKER_04 27:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:40

All right. Until next time, everybody, thank you so much for listening to Jojo on the go. Don't forget, we got hats, we got shirts, we got Janna Bananas, we got it all at JoJoworldwide.com. You can book Jagger down on the panhandle for your special event. You can book me up here if you got a wedding or a party. Leave me the hell. I'm pretty see how good we are. And uh I'm pretty booked for the summer, but I guess what do we look at now? Holiday, uh, corporate event parties, whatever you want. Just JojoWorldwide.com. And until next time, thank you so much for subscribing to Jojo on the go. Thank you, Janna. Thank you, Jagger. We'll talk to you soon.

SPEAKER_01 28:20

I'm gonna go to prison.

SPEAKER_05 28:22

Shut up. Shut up, bitch. Jojo on the Go is presented by Pizza Knight Altoona.

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Skip the stove and the dishes and make tonight a pizza night.

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Pizza Night. Thank you to our sponsors, Holiday Pools and Spa, Try Luna Royal Cleaner, and Parlor Donut.

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A fresh new episode of JoJo on the go is coming soon from the Holiday Pools and Spa studios. In the meantime, head to JojoWorldwide.com for merchandise, mobile DJ services, bonus content, social media links, and even more ways to listen.