The Cast Needs A Friend - Ep. 49

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SPEAKER_00 0:04

Live from the holiday booze in spot studios, presented by Pete Tonight Altuna. Gojo on the go.

SPEAKER_05 0:13

Oh yeah, that's good music you got there, Jagger. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 0:21

You know what's crazy? So like I love music, obviously. I love to dance, but I'm noticing that like when it's too loud in a restaurant now, I know this. And I I'm bothered by it. But I'm like, I I yeah, why? Why am I but also why do they keep getting louder at places?

SPEAKER_05 0:38

That's what old people do. They complain about noise and fall asleep.

SPEAKER_04 0:41

Oh I man, I I get it.

SPEAKER_05 0:42

They're trying to fool you into thinking their food is good. Yes, that's what it is, actually. I think the heavier the plates and the louder the music, the more bullshit the food is.

SPEAKER_04 0:51

You might be right, honestly, because I went to one place once and it was this taco joint. And every single time that it was someone's birthday, every five minutes they were playing 50 Cent into Club. And I'm like, this is yeah, or they would do stuff like that, and it was so loud and distracting. And then I left there and I was like, okay, the vibes were cool, the drinks were good. The tacos weren't that great. And so that actually makes sense to me if it was done uh intentionally. I hate intentional scumbags though, but I do I get that.

SPEAKER_05 1:21

I like unintentional scumbags.

SPEAKER_04 1:23

I'm starting to watch the founder last night. And so I'm I'm learning all about uh the the uh is all upset about this movie that came out years ago.

SPEAKER_05 1:33

It's called The Founder.

SPEAKER_04 1:35

On McDonald's, yeah. So now this whole Ray Kroc thing, oh, I don't like him.

SPEAKER_05 1:40

I'm pretty sure he's Ray Kroc or playing Ray or Roy Kroc. Is it Ray or Roy?

SPEAKER_04 1:45

It is Ray, it's Ray Kroc. He's not a nice person at all. I what the whole time I'm watching the movie, I'm like, this guy is horrible.

SPEAKER_05 1:52

So the McDonald's brothers are they were brothers, right? They were, and they got they were minding their own business, selling their cheap hamburgers, and he gets out of his car, he's hungry, and he's like, What the hell is this going on here? Why is there a line? He orders his food and they're like, here you go. And he's like, But I just ordered it. They're like, Yep, that's it. And he was blown away by the by the process and the quality, and then like he he gets in with the McDonald's brothers, and then he just rips the whole organization out from underneath him and steals it. Takes it over.

SPEAKER_04 2:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:26

America.

SPEAKER_04 2:28

Ain't that the truth? This is why people go to Canada for IHOP.

SPEAKER_05 2:32

Yeah, thank you. Because I wasn't done. You know, if I leave the country, you're getting at least two episodes worth of stories about it.

SPEAKER_04 2:37

Go for it. My birthday is until Friday. I got time.

SPEAKER_05 2:40

Right. We got to kill time until then. Jagger's yours is coming up too. Yeah. Jagger's double birthday. Jagger's uh reaching a milestone. We'll be getting to that.

SPEAKER_04 2:48

But Gemini babies.

SPEAKER_05 2:50

Shut up. So when uh when it came to getting into Canada and getting out, you guys remember all the work up hullabaloo about passports, and I had to get this notarized letter so my daughter could go across the border and we didn't hear the end of it. What did the dog need? He needs the proof that he was microchipped and all this stuff. All right, so we get to the part where we try to get into Canada, and this dude's like, What's up? So my wife hands him the passports. Hers is in like a leopard print case. Of course. Yes. Mine has an air tag on it, which looks suspicious, and everybody's just got their own personality showing. And he's going through them and he's looking at us, and he goes, Can you roll down the back window? We roll it down and the dog's head pops out. And he's like, Oh, that's nice. And he goes, What's this on the passport? And I'm like, an air tag? Those haven't come across the border until this very second. What's this technology here? It's like, you know, so if you lose it, you oh, that's cool. All right, welcome to Canada. And that was it. Okay. So we go to Canada, we do our malfeasans, we see the falls, and we have the fun. Easy, easy. And then it's it's time to so we come back. We're at the US side of the border. Oh, now you're gonna have trouble.

SPEAKER_04 4:09

Oh yeah, you're never safe at home.

SPEAKER_05 4:12

So first of all, we're in this one line, and I say to my wife, is this guy going for employee the month? Because the cars just aren't moving. All right. So he's like clearly given the business. So I said, So my son in front of us, you can see him go like So we're like, all right, we go around to the shorter line. Passports. So she hands him the leopard print, and then I don't want the containers. I want the passports.

SPEAKER_04 4:41

Why do we gotta be like that? I just don't understand cruel people.

SPEAKER_05 4:44

Oh shit. We're going there. So he's looking and he's Did you get anything while you're in Canada? I want to be like iHop. I was like, I was like, souvenirs!

SPEAKER_04 5:00

Jeez.

SPEAKER_05 5:01

And then he's like, roll down your back window. I'm like, alright, this is where we look at the dog. Rolls it down, he goes, You have his papers, and my wife's got the folder right next to me. She's like, here you go. And it's got his rabies vaccine, and it's got his microchip roof, and it has his dog license, and the guy goes, CDC papers. And my wife looks at me and goes, Does he mean Mackenzie? He's like, No, that's that's Center for Disease Control. He's still talking about the dog.

SPEAKER_04 5:38

And she goes, she's a nurse.

SPEAKER_05 5:40

I don't I don't know. What do you mean, CDC? He goes, You have to have CDC papers to get your dog back into America. And she goes, Well nobody told us. I don't care what anybody told you. And she says, But I have this microchip paper, and he goes, We don't care about that anymore. And I'm there, like, I'm about to just lose my dog. Like, they're gonna keep my dog in some Canadian slash US holding cell prison, and I'm gonna lose Mr. Wrinkles. So he like stops and he's in his little hut, and like I it felt like a half hour went by. It was probably three minutes. And he goes, Next time bring the CDC papers. Welcome to America. Oh my gosh. After I cleaned the shit off the passenger seat.

SPEAKER_03 6:32

Because obviously you weren't driving. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:34

Yeah, like I'm gonna drive through Border Patrol. Right. That's just asking to be stripped and pulled over. I'm not Jana. She strips before she pulls over.

SPEAKER_03 6:45

Oh, that's it.

SPEAKER_05 6:46

Word to the wise, and you might already know this, at least from my experience, it's easier to get into Canada. You still need your passports, but to get back, especially if you have a dog or any animal, you have to go online to the CDC's website, fill up some form.

SPEAKER_04 7:02

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 7:03

And wait for an email from them. I re you know how much I research things, right? I researched all this stuff ten different ways from Sunday.

SPEAKER_04 7:10

I never saw anything about some CDC form, but I do feel like sometimes it doesn't make sense as to why they make it more difficult when you're coming home. Right. Like I mean citizen. Yeah, like we were already word there. If we were gonna cause problems, wouldn't we be doing it there? I had an issue once in another country too, so I get it. Not with my dog, though.

SPEAKER_05 7:31

Says in the middle of grilling us about the dog, he's like, has he been to any other countries besides Canada? Does he look like no you know, yeah, he didn't make his uh his trip to Jamaica? He's yeah, no.

SPEAKER_06 7:44

To be fair, he looks a little Cuban, so I get it.

SPEAKER_05 7:47

Yeah, like like my dog's going on these other world adventures while we stay behind and he's traveling through France. So just be careful. You don't want your dog kept at the border, I guess.

SPEAKER_06 7:58

What if they didn't let him through? What would happen?

SPEAKER_05 8:00

Would you just hope I thought we were into some big hang-up. I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 8:04

Would you just stay and be a refugee from then on? Gladly.

SPEAKER_05 8:10

Sorry, can't come back. They won't let my dog in. There's a dispensary on every street in that place. There's more dispensaries than there's IHOPs.

SPEAKER_04 8:18

Yeah, you would prefer that for sure. But imagine you had young children because they would have dropped dead if, like, all of a sudden this man is grilling to potentially take your dog.

SPEAKER_06 8:27

Well, no, you leave the kids too. That's an easy fix.

SPEAKER_04 8:29

Can we just got it?

SPEAKER_05 8:30

I don't know if you guys picked out of the part in neither one of those stories did either Border Patrol agent say a word about my underage daughter or asked to see any sort of letters.

SPEAKER_04 8:43

That was supposed to be the whole hiccup, right?

SPEAKER_05 8:45

They just wanted to make sure my dog wasn't Cujo.

SPEAKER_04 8:48

Well, yeah, and they they completely trusted that you weren't like human trafficking children. They're just like, oh, you got them? Okay, yeah, cool. Move on. But that dog, but that dog.

SPEAKER_06 8:58

She's she's a mirror image of you, so it's not like they can you can deny that that's your daughter.

SPEAKER_05 9:03

Oh, this guy looked ready to deny anything. I once he was like, I don't want the holders. I was like, man, if he's nitpicking holders.

SPEAKER_06 9:11

Did you think on your own, like you through your obsessive research, you thought you needed all this paperwork to get Kenzie over?

SPEAKER_05 9:18

Well, yeah, what with everything telling me I did. Um it's just odd that I don't know. Yeah, it seems like it could be a problem with with actual trafficking if we're worried about the the one piece of forgotten dog paperwork.

SPEAKER_04 9:35

Right.

SPEAKER_06 9:36

Well, it was it was smart you did your due diligence.

SPEAKER_05 9:38

Uh I apparently didn't do it good enough.

SPEAKER_04 9:41

Well, you live to see the day, and that's all that matters.

SPEAKER_05 9:44

Then there's an AW root beer stand. That's your reward for actually getting back into America. You're good.

SPEAKER_04 9:50

That's the first thing you see?

SPEAKER_05 9:51

AW root beer stand. That's interesting. We I swear to God, uh you I could have gone to Burgatory or any restaurant and they would have served the food quicker than that AW hamburger stand where you expect the food to come out in like 35 seconds. They need Ray Croc to go steal.

SPEAKER_04 10:08

Yeah, I was gonna say, that sounds familiar.

SPEAKER_05 10:10

Yeah. I watched that movie a couple times, Jenna. I mean I found I found him inspiring.

SPEAKER_04 10:15

That is terrifying. You know, I'm on a I'm on a McDonald's, not that I've been to McDonald's in a very long time, but I am now officially on a uh McDonald's boycott because of it. I, you know, someone's gotta stand, stick it to the man, and also the movie is 10 years old. I do recommend that.

SPEAKER_06 10:29

I was gonna say, Jana, this happened so long ago.

SPEAKER_05 10:33

There's no spoiler alerts here on this one.

SPEAKER_04 10:35

I'm just a recessor gene. It's fine.

SPEAKER_05 10:37

To support McDonald's, I had uh I DJ'd a wedding at a McDonald's. Congratulations. Um, on Saturday is one of two appearances I had, and I got home late, and I think it was like 12 30. I couldn't wind down, so I crept on the door dash, and there was the golden arches saying, We're up and we're ready for you. I turned off the ring doorbell so nobody would know I was living in sin. There's something special about that late night door dash. Got that double quarter pounder, a couple of nugs, just because you have to. Something called demon sauce. Probably shouldn't have made that decision.

SPEAKER_04 11:11

Oh, because the k-pop thing is still on.

SPEAKER_05 11:13

It was left over from the happy meal. Yeah. It was like black goo. I'm not even questioning it. Well, there is good food out there, and uh one of the places will first coming to mind is pizza night. That's pizza night K-N-I-G-H-T. Pizza night is unique, ladies and gentlemen, and they have great specials right now.

SPEAKER_06 11:35

Jagger. Yeah, they got these uh garlic and parmesan pepperoni balls. You ever tried those? Yeah, because I live here and I get to. They're so good. If you haven't, you're you're legitimately missing out. They're like little bites of heaven, I hear. Uh you can get those by the dozen. They're perfect uh side if you're grabbing one of their $6.99 mix and match deals. Uh they got Taco Tuesday. Uh they got this um night steak and cheese sub, which is delicious. You gotta try that on your work day.

SPEAKER_03 12:02

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 12:03

They are crushing it over there. It's uh it's getting harder and harder to find uh folks that make the dough uh fresh by hand. So you've got to support these local legends. Head on over to Pizza Night 3329 Beale Avenue or just order by phone, silly. It's 814-943-7000.

SPEAKER_05 12:21

That's 814-943-7000. 814-943-7000 calls a little bit. Pizza Night. What are those commercials? Remember those back in the day where you're homesick from school, you're watching Stuck with the Prices Right, and then the commercial comes on to sell like Metalert bracelet. And at the end the guy says the phone number like 18 times. That's 81455. You have an old lady a heart attack, trying to get her all hyped up like that.

SPEAKER_04 12:51

Mm-hmm.

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Ask Jenna. She's up there walking around barefoot on her new roof.

SPEAKER_04 12:56

Ooh, yeah, I got some sunburns to prove it.

SPEAKER_05 12:59

Watching movies that are a decade old and getting triggered. What is happening over there?

SPEAKER_04 13:04

Oh my god, I was so triggered. I couldn't sleep last night.

SPEAKER_05 13:06

Thank God there's no Burger King documentary. Wait, is there?

SPEAKER_04 13:11

I can't take anymore.

SPEAKER_05 13:12

There's no crazy story about the speaking of which I do have some bonus footage here for our subscribers. I told you on the last episode I got to uh the Burger King in Canada with the Frankenstein roller coaster. Yes. By the time we got there, it was nine o'clock at night and it was raining. I can show you a little bit about what it looked like if you want to check that out here. Um you can see. I did have sound until we tried to work that. There I guess that's Frankenstein holding a hamburger.

SPEAKER_04 13:42

Is it a loop-de-loop um roller coaster?

SPEAKER_05 13:44

No, it's and actually I saw people on it, they weren't really blown away. Okay. But um You know, that's kind of looking around Funland there and Niagara. There's a sky wheel, it's always white. I don't understand that. I feel like it could it could work harder with its life, but we went on that. My son actually paid for all of us to go on that, which is something I had never seen. Him paying. Oh. You meant the view. Obviously, there's also still dinosaurs in Canada. Oh if you haven't been there, don't question it. It's facts.

SPEAKER_04 14:18

Yeah, no, my daughter would love that.

SPEAKER_05 14:20

Yeah, that's so their mini golf course is actually um dinosaur themed. Nice. Right.

SPEAKER_04 14:26

That's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_05 14:28

And then uh I told my wife, make sure you're ready by seven, because we're gonna go to the Burger King roller coaster, and we don't want to be late because it's supposed to rain later. I have reservations. And there she is sound asleep, and I couldn't wake her up to go, so it's her fault that I didn't get to ride it. And uh here's poutine. Whoa, whoa!

SPEAKER_04 14:46

Oh love a poutine.

SPEAKER_05 14:49

Can I just tell you they sold poutine at Burger King?

SPEAKER_04 14:52

Yeah, that's like the best the best part about it is that like you can get good poutine anywhere.

SPEAKER_06 14:59

I love good poutine.

SPEAKER_04 15:00

Well, I bet you do. Well, I don't think good poutine loves you.

SPEAKER_05 15:06

Hey. Never mind.

SPEAKER_04 15:16

Anyone can have some poutine if they want.

SPEAKER_05 15:18

That's right. There you go. And there's my kid drunk after that pina colano.

SPEAKER_03 15:22

Oh papa! Look, it's the world. I'm the king of the world, Papa.

SPEAKER_04 15:32

It's scary when you like you do impressions of people so often that eventually you like you convince yourself, even though you know the person, that that's what their voice sounds like.

SPEAKER_05 15:43

Yeah. His voice is deeper than mine now, but it's still, oh papa. Like it's three. And it's the number of people who around here still identify with that. Like there is no way to transition it to have him go through puberty, in my impression, and then eventually be oh papa. Like it just stays. Yeah. Yeah. And I did notice out and about this weekend, it used to be Jenna knows people be like, I listen. And now they say, I subscribe. No. And I'm like, does that mean I have to go out and like clean your car? It like they say it in a like a different way now. Like I listen is more passive, but it's like, I'm a subscriber.

SPEAKER_04 16:20

Yeah. I am present.

SPEAKER_05 16:22

Do you need me to watch a cat? Don't get me wrong, I am grateful for every single subscriber.

SPEAKER_04 16:30

You bet.

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And if you would tell someone to give us a chance, that'd be that'd be great. Because with the way Jan is stomping up and down on a roof that she just got, she's gonna need a new one soon.

SPEAKER_04 16:41

Oh man, and thank God I didn't step on one of those rusty nails.

SPEAKER_05 16:44

What are you doing for fun these days? You haven't left the country in at least two weeks.

SPEAKER_04 16:48

Um, well, so my birthday is coming up, so I do have a couple of things up my sleeves. Also, this won't surprise you because um the first time I ever went looking for a friend as an adult, I asked a girl out while I was living in Altoona, Pennsylvania. And I asked I asked our audience um on the air. Like I was nervous about like, well, how do I do it? How do you like ask a friend out? And um she's still one of my closest friends now to this day. So then fast forward like uh seven years, I asked out someone again. And this was at my daughter's daycare. I like put my phone number in in her daughter's cubby and I was like, hey, would love to get together sometime. She ended up being my best friend for three years.

SPEAKER_05 17:39

Um now slipping your phone number in people's cubbies for what do you mean? Ransom shit is it?

SPEAKER_04 17:45

I'm I'm kind of like I'm kind of lonely, I'm not gonna lie. And so I'm looking for a friend. So what I did was I asked my neighbor who lives across the street, uh, if she wants to go to Happy Hour or to Singo Bingo on Tuesday.

SPEAKER_05 18:00

Singo bingo.

SPEAKER_04 18:01

Yeah, and I think we're going to get together, and so hopefully I can make a friend because um, you know, even though what they say is when you go through a bad breakup, don't give up on love. Well, just because I lost my best friend in the divorce, it doesn't mean that I should give up on friendship.

SPEAKER_05 18:16

I think you can give up on love now.

SPEAKER_04 18:18

I mean, I really should at this point, but I I just I I I can't I can't help myself. So um so I'm at least gonna try the friend thing. I don't I don't need the man, I but I'm gonna try for the friend thing.

SPEAKER_05 18:31

Just maybe come back to love. But right now, you know, stick with things.

SPEAKER_04 18:35

Let them come to me. I'm not going to them.

SPEAKER_05 18:37

Stealing your footage in the middle.

SPEAKER_06 18:39

I never would have brought this up because it it's kind of embarrassing. Because as a man, I almost did the same thing because my girlfriend has this monthly bunko night that she has uh some. Bunko? Bunko. Yeah, like the dice. Yeah, bunko.

SPEAKER_04 18:52

We know what it is, but like who plays it?

SPEAKER_05 18:55

It's Bonka's immediately following shuffleboard out of the state.

SPEAKER_04 18:59

They're in the retirement state. That's why. Proceed. Okay. So you're not on the bunko board, even though you're pushing retirement age.

SPEAKER_06 19:06

Right. Well, it's it's girls only. So like there was that movie. That new David Spade movie came out, and I was like, oh, I want to go see Bus Boys, but I don't want to go by myself. Should I should I try to ask a guy?

SPEAKER_05 19:18

David Spade has a movie that went to a theater.

SPEAKER_06 19:20

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 19:21

Bus Boys got decades.

SPEAKER_06 19:23

And Theo Vaughn. Theo Vaughn's in it. It was Really?

SPEAKER_04 19:25

Oh, I want to see it now.

SPEAKER_06 19:27

Last time David Spade was in the theater, it was uh competing with the founder. But anyway.

SPEAKER_04 19:32

Probably, honestly.

SPEAKER_06 19:34

And so I thought, do I reach out like on social media? Do I try to find a guy to like ask for the movies? And I chickened out, so I haven't seen it yet.

SPEAKER_04 19:42

It uh yeah, no, it's something that you have to finagle. I mean, listen, I've I've tried like since since I separated. I've gone on to mom groups, I've tried to make friends, and then but I also like I constantly have this feeling like I have to be the one, and that exhausts me. And so I took a pause in it, but I'm like, you know what? Let me at least take an initiative. I'm not necessarily looking for a ride or die till I die, because obviously that hasn't worked out for me in the past.

SPEAKER_06 20:05

Let me just You'll take a hitchhiker and you'll like it.

SPEAKER_04 20:08

Right. Let me just see what I can get. If all I can get is a happy hour or an occasional coffee, then we're good.

SPEAKER_05 20:14

Jesus Christ, you two are the only people that use Tinder to find friends.

SPEAKER_04 20:19

Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah, that's a great idea. It should be a friend app. Yeah. Well, they have one for moms. It's called Peanut, and I I do subscribe to it, but I think it's called Peanuts? What? You click the peanut and then you get the peanut.

SPEAKER_05 20:33

Hello. That's what I was like. Apps that just get to the point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come get this dick.com.

SPEAKER_03 20:43

8053. Three dick. My God.

SPEAKER_05 20:49

Wow. It's my money and I want it now. Now.

SPEAKER_06 20:54

I can shack in that commercial too. Come on, Bob.

SPEAKER_03 20:59

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_05 21:02

I've spent my whole life just trying to get away from people, and you two are slipping notes and lockers. Like you're in high school.

SPEAKER_04 21:09

I mean, listen.

SPEAKER_06 21:10

I should have tried that.

SPEAKER_05 21:11

I'm going to go to the gym next week and see, like somebody's got to shoot your phone number, my plan and fitness locker.

SPEAKER_06 21:18

I'm not planning to work out. I just want it to so I can slip notes and cubbies.

SPEAKER_05 21:23

He got the black card just to socialize in the massage chairs.

unknown 21:28

Hey.

SPEAKER_06 21:29

You want to go see David Spade with me or no?

SPEAKER_05 21:31

Oh, it's been eight minutes. They already took the movie out of the theater. It is nerve-wracking.

SPEAKER_04 21:36

I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_05 21:37

Nerve-wracking. Wait a minute, man. Like, you can go to a movie by yourself, Jagger. You really know what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 21:43

Well, the point is he wants a friend. Like, I I'm just I'm craving a friendship, someone that I can just go and do things with, you know?

SPEAKER_05 21:49

Can we just pretend like this is we're I mean, we are all friends, right? We get together a couple times.

SPEAKER_04 21:54

I know, but we don't get to go skip down the street holding hands.

SPEAKER_06 21:57

The only sadder thing than me going to the movie by myself. Is holding you on a phone.

SPEAKER_04 22:01

Absolutely. Couldn't agree more. Oh, God.

SPEAKER_05 22:05

After the morning show in Detroit, I had this like you know laminated gold card. I'd go to the movie every single day after the show by myself and love it. Yeah. It's an office space. And I appreciate it.

SPEAKER_04 22:18

So actually, this is where my life has actually come. So I follow this girl on YouTube and her whole content is based upon alone but not lonely. And so she says, like, I'm a 20-something year old single girl with no friends, and this is how I enjoy my Friday night. And I'm just like, in Spo. Also, no SPO. Like, I'm just so low. Also, you know, it's hard. It's hard when you see or you hear from your child about all the things that she's doing with dad and the new girlfriend. And you know, so she's having more fun than you. It's like they're yeah, it's like he's like in her friend group now. And like they go to these like birthday parties and stuff. And it's like, it's very just sad. And so I'm like, I need a friend.

SPEAKER_05 23:03

Janna's behind a tree.

SPEAKER_06 23:06

What are we gonna do, mommy?

SPEAKER_04 23:08

Oh, yeah, that's a shot. Meanwhile, I could like be on a cruise with her, and she'll be like, but dad's got a rooftop. And I'm like, your rooftop.

SPEAKER_06 23:16

Daddy doesn't walk on his roof. Dad's not getting me hontavirus like you are.

unknown 23:20

Right.

SPEAKER_04 23:21

There's always so I spoke with my uncle about this, and he's also been through a similar situation. He's like, he's like, babe, you just need to kind of grin and bear it. He's like, My daughter used to come home from the mom's house, and she'd be dating whoever at the time, and she would like come home, call me his first name, and refer to the current boyfriend as dad. And he's like, and it took every ounce of me to just bite my tongue. He's like, So you gotta just grin and bear it. And I'm like, But it is so hard, it is so hard. Like, I can do it on the outside, but on the inside it kills me.

SPEAKER_05 23:53

Hasn't the Illuminati thrown enough things at you to distract you from your own problems yet, Jenna? I mean, we've got the war in Iran, we've got six dollar to ten dollar gas. Oh my god, I think the Hanta or Hanta, depending on what reporter you look at, uh virus out there. We've got aliens. Isn't aren't you isn't it working, Jenna?

SPEAKER_04 24:19

Sure. It's like when you put it like that, no.

SPEAKER_05 24:26

I was like, AI is like just knows I have a tinfoil hat now, so it agrees with everything. I was like, so do you think this is part of like a major plan? It's like absolutely, and do you understand what's going on? I'm like, well, now I'm suddenly terrified of Gemini. It's like this is part of information overload. This is where they send so much information your way that by the time they tell you aliens actually exist, you won't care. And I'm like looking at my phone, like am I allowed to know that?

SPEAKER_06 24:58

We went to the zoo yesterday and I used AI in such a good way because you know how you take a picture of the lion and the stupid fence is in the way? Not anymore. Look at this.

SPEAKER_05 25:10

You can get rid of the fence and make the lion look like half cartoon now, thanks to AI.

SPEAKER_06 25:14

And now, look at that.

SPEAKER_04 25:16

You know, no offense. So so my mom, my mom, she her big thing now is I really want to go on a safari in Africa. And I'm like, great, okay, a lot of people want to do that, right?

SPEAKER_05 25:26

But then she's outrun an elephant.

SPEAKER_04 25:28

Then it's the follow-up. Then she goes, Yeah, because I see these videos of lions just coming up behind you and hugging you. I'm like, do you think that's real?

SPEAKER_06 25:38

It's not hugging.

SPEAKER_04 25:40

No, but she these are AI generated videos that she thinks are legitimate of tigers hugging people around their neck. And I'm like, this is terrifying. Is that yeah? Like, hello.

SPEAKER_06 25:50

Falling into your mom's hands.

SPEAKER_04 25:52

She believes everything on the internet.

SPEAKER_06 25:54

She's gonna have a relationship with Liam Neeson soon.

SPEAKER_04 25:56

Oh man. She loves Liam Neeson, actually.

SPEAKER_05 26:01

I bet. Have you heard of all the a picture you mentioned AI and how great it is because it cleans things up. Yeah. And uh I had it clean up a picture of my son and it made him look like like Fred Flintstone because it turned him into a cartoon. But it's not, and I have one son who's very wary of AI, and I know that a lot of folks listening are not necessarily fans of it for whatever reason. Um folks believe that it eats up energy. I've heard that being said before. Jagger, you have thoughts on that? Well, I was wondering if that's true. I just recently started hearing about that. So I hear that. Here you are just using it for dumb shit.

SPEAKER_03 26:43

That's true.

SPEAKER_05 26:44

It's like sucking up half the power grid and draining the lakes and jagging like what was Fred Flintstone's middle name?

SPEAKER_06 26:53

Flintstone. But yeah, I saw I saw a video about this uh couple who lives like four miles from the metaverse where like this is a giant the metaverse, like this giant AI, like two million square foot facility.

SPEAKER_04 27:09

Not just in the movies, it's real.

SPEAKER_05 27:11

Oh Meadow, the place that rips us off every month.

SPEAKER_06 27:14

Yeah, their water's like mud, like everything is in their places going south because of it.

SPEAKER_05 27:18

So it's quite possible then.

SPEAKER_06 27:21

Well, you know, I unless that video was AI.

SPEAKER_05 27:24

I listened to all theories, and um I'm just gonna throw this out there because I can, it's our podcast. Um I was raised in a very strict Baptist family, uh, a lot of Bible reading, a lot of church going, and a lot of talk about the Antichrist. Gee, that helped.

unknown 27:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 27:42

And it was always guessing on who was the Antichrist. And so if you read it says that it'll be someone or something that's accepted and welcomed by people and and they'll embrace until it's too late, and then there's no turning back, and then the Antichrist is taken over. And then I think about AI. And we're like, let's turn myself into a cartoon and share it with my friends on and we're all not all, but a lot of people are embracing it. I got a report due tomorrow. Let's run it through Chat GPT, and we're giving it all this information and we're sharing everything about us, and we're showing it our face. And AI is never gonna be any dumber than it is at this very second, right now. It's only gonna get smarter, and this is one of those examples where I hope I'm wrong, but I think there's a possibility that AI is the antichrist. Oh, God.

SPEAKER_04 28:35

All right. Well, we've got some extremes over here.

SPEAKER_06 28:38

I mean, listen, but you know what they said the same thing about rock and roll in the 1950s. I did too. You can think that all you want.

SPEAKER_04 28:45

Right, obviously. You could think that all you want, but at the end of the day, you can't control it. It's not stopping. So, like, you gotta just kind of roll with it to an extent.

SPEAKER_05 28:53

Hey, I'm not even saying I don't use it. I do use it. We need to do it. Like, I'll use it to make life decisions instead of the magic shaky eight ball. Yes. I'll be like, is it a good idea? Like, or like this weekend I had this wedding to DJ this past weekend, and I was nervous. And instead of talking to a human about being nervous, I actually went to AI and I was like, I'm nervous about this. And it like talked me down off the ledge on why I shouldn't be nervous and how it was going to be okay.

unknown 29:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:20

We should share.

SPEAKER_05 29:20

Jagger thought he was lame.

SPEAKER_04 29:22

No, I mean I I listen, I I leverage AI too. I think it's very helpful. Um, and it is it is someone to talk to.

SPEAKER_05 29:28

Meanwhile, it's shitting in all the creeks. Yeah. Causing fires. I guess I just don't understand like why that is.

SPEAKER_06 29:37

Like, why does it mess up the people's waters?

SPEAKER_05 29:40

Give me a hell of a chicken pot pie recipe. It's worth it.

SPEAKER_04 29:44

The uh opportunities are endless, good or bad.

SPEAKER_05 29:47

It's worth it. All right. You guys are worth it too. Uh listen, we're gonna come back. Not now, but we're gonna come back in another episode.

SPEAKER_04 29:56

You mean on my birthday?

SPEAKER_05 29:58

No, I hope. Hopefully AI kills us all by then. This antichrist needs to work faster. Janna, give everyone the date of your birthday.

SPEAKER_04 30:06

May 22nd. It is Friday.

SPEAKER_05 30:10

So are we do we have the day off? Any minute.

SPEAKER_04 30:14

I took off on my regular job, so Yeah, just throw me a big thing.

SPEAKER_05 30:20

Where can you whip up like pictures of Janet's thing? Throw me a party. Like, just have like a Jana birthday montage that runs for 45 minutes.

SPEAKER_06 30:28

Oh god, I guess. Have AI to it. We're busy. Yes, exactly. Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_05 30:38

All right. Well, we'll all look forward to the birthday celebration episode. God knows I have special guests lined up left and right for it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Until next time, Jojo on the go saying bye. Say goodbye, Jana. Say goodbye, Jagger. Bye. I'll say it like that.

SPEAKER_02 30:56

Bye.

SPEAKER_05 30:58

Hey, it's gonna kill us all.

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