The Cast Has A Birthday - Ep. 50

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:04

Live from the holiday pools and spas studios presented by Pizza Night Altona. That stands Jojo on the go.

SPEAKER_06 0:18

Yeah, good pick on that song. Why are we playing it? Why is he wearing that hat? I don't know. I should attend a staff meeting once in a while. What's going on here? Why is there a poo emoji on her microphone?

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It's a crappy birthday.

SPEAKER_06 0:36

Happy birthday, Jana.

SPEAKER_04 0:38

Thank you. Thank you.

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48 today.

SPEAKER_04 0:42

I just love birthdays.

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Jana dropped the fact that uh she was born in 1992, the year I graduated high school.

SPEAKER_04 0:49

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 0:50

Yeah. How about that?

SPEAKER_04 0:51

That one stings.

SPEAKER_06 0:53

Yeah, for me. I don't know why you're acting. Why are you acting hurt?

SPEAKER_04 0:57

Nope. Nope. It was a glorious day for me. And actually, fun fact, so my birthday in 1992, the day I was born, was on a Friday. And then today is a Friday. Today is the start of Memorial Day weekend. It was the start of Memorial. That's why I always loved my birthday. I felt like the time of year was great because it was like close to the end of school, but it was also usually before a long weekend. So there was a ton of celebration happening. Also, if anyone's got to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_06 1:23

At first, that's miscongeniality. I like Avery.

SPEAKER_04 1:27

I hear a knock on the door. Do I have a surprise birthday guest? Come on in.

SPEAKER_06 1:31

Please tell me it's the ghost of Mr. Rogers.

unknown 1:33

Hello?

SPEAKER_06 1:34

I hope it's the male stripper I ordered.

SPEAKER_07 1:36

Oh my god. I hope it's the one on the door girl I ordered.

SPEAKER_04 1:39

You can open the door.

unknown 1:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:44

Maybe it's a big thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:45

Oh, her senility is kicking in. Oh, she's hearing things. Jeez.

SPEAKER_03 1:50

Right.

SPEAKER_06 1:51

Not even out of her 30s, and she's delusional.

SPEAKER_03 1:54

Man.

SPEAKER_06 1:56

So I put a lot of effort into your gift, Jenna, and I like to share that with everyone right now, okay? Okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:09

Sounds like the ad for a Barbie dream house. It was the happy birthday.

SPEAKER_04 2:30

Oh, oh.

SPEAKER_06 2:34

I better not get a copyright name for that because it never existed before. Okay, turn off.

SPEAKER_04 2:40

And I really love Jagger's background. Thank you for that.

SPEAKER_06 2:43

Look at him going all out for you.

SPEAKER_04 2:45

I love it.

SPEAKER_06 2:46

The world needs more people like the two of you. I appreciate it. Mainly Jagger. Right. True story. Oh my gosh. So we want to start. You guys have thrown so many different things at me for today's program. I know. Where do you want to go? All of them. Let's remind Jenna um how old she is. Can we start there, Jagger? And uh things that happened on her birthday. Do you have a channel?

SPEAKER_04 3:07

I definitely know a couple of things because who doesn't know everything about the day they were born? Right, of course. Um, Johnny Carson actually hosted his final episode of the Tonight Show, which I feel like it for a lot of people was like a big thing, right? Especially if you're in broadcast. Um or not, like it's just that was remarkable 30-year tenure. Um, Alien, I'm really not into the movies, and I know they're still making them today.

SPEAKER_06 3:32

Well, there's real ones now, so right, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 3:35

Kind of different, but uh Alien 3 premiered on my birthday.

SPEAKER_06 3:39

They were already up to three by the time you were born.

SPEAKER_04 3:41

Yeah, wasn't that crazy? What? Yeah, very, very odd. Um, those were really the main things because I think people were just focused on like driving out on Memorial Day weekend. Uh it was a nice, beautiful Gemini Friday, and just kicking it back. But uh, a lot of good music came out that year, like Whitney Houston, who's my fave. Uh Red Hot Chili Peppers had some hits, um, Boys to Men, Snap. So uh I think Under the Bridge was like 92.

SPEAKER_05 4:09

You know, real quick though, interesting. You say you love Whitney Houston, you share something in common with her too. It's today's her special day. 15 years sober. Congratulations, Whitney Houston.

SPEAKER_04 4:19

My God. I I will not applaud that.

SPEAKER_06 4:23

Nice work. Nice work. The day Jagger went too far. That's my prerogative. I'll do what I want to do. Right. That's how we celebrate your birthday.

SPEAKER_04 4:31

Yeah. Uh I want to dance with some bugs.

SPEAKER_05 4:34

But yeah, thank you, Janet, for taking right over on the segment that I was going to do on your birthday. I have nothing left in the tank for you. That's it. That's all I had.

SPEAKER_06 4:41

She cut there's no mass murder or anything we overlooked on her birthday.

SPEAKER_05 4:45

Well, I do think Alien 3 is kind of uh par for the course. Yeah. It was born when she was born, so it tracks sense. And then Johnny Carson bailing on his career the moment Janna's born. She's in the world I can. Yeah. I can no longer exist.

SPEAKER_04 5:01

No. I told you.

SPEAKER_05 5:02

Really wacky, weird stuff. It's really weird and wacky stuff. Really wild stuff. The old men with the impressions. Just the one sentence. Jana doesn't get it. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_04 5:15

I don't. I know who Johnny Carson is. That's gotta be good enough.

SPEAKER_05 5:19

And then you do the Ed McMahon. Yes! She's like, who's Ed McMahon? Is that the guy who did WWE?

SPEAKER_04 5:26

I know he's WWE.

SPEAKER_06 5:28

It's Vince McMahon. Wait.

SPEAKER_04 5:30

Oh, really? I thought I just assume everyone's related to them.

SPEAKER_06 5:33

Ed McMahon sat on the couch and rode Carson's coattails and just chuckled when he was told to.

SPEAKER_04 5:38

Got it. Nope.

SPEAKER_06 5:40

Jagger.

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34 out of 10.

SPEAKER_06 5:42

How dare you? You can't get her on anything. She's just gonna throw an I wouldn't know, I'm so young. So I'm so young. Look at this scandal.

SPEAKER_02 5:50

No right now.

SPEAKER_06 5:51

We are going to play a game called Older Than Jana.

SPEAKER_05 5:54

Yeah, I wasn't. Me versus Jana? You versus Jana. Can you identify if what I say is older or younger than Jana?

SPEAKER_06 6:03

Okay. Well, you are older than Jana, so there's one. Right.

SPEAKER_05 6:07

Okay. All right, let's go. The movie. The movie Jurassic Park. Is it older or younger than Jana? Jurassic Park.

SPEAKER_04 6:14

Younger. I think it's 97. Or that might be Titanic, but it I know it's younger.

SPEAKER_06 6:22

Younger. You're both correct. It is younger. Yeah, I remember Sonny McDonald's eating some Jurassic Park meal back then. Oh yeah, we're still. That's how you relate as food. My timeline is based on fast food events.

SPEAKER_04 6:34

Oh my god, you sound like my ex-husband.

SPEAKER_06 6:37

Don't ever say that again.

SPEAKER_05 6:40

How about the movie Silence of the Lambs? The younger or older? Hello, Clarice.

SPEAKER_04 6:45

I think that's older.

SPEAKER_06 6:47

I'm gonna go with it's younger. Wait. Give me another uh Yeah, I'm sticking with my answer. Younger than Jana.

SPEAKER_05 6:56

Jana's correct. It is older. Damn it. Silence of the Lambs. I knew I was wrong with Jana. How about the Super Nintendo Entertainment System? Younger or older than Jana? Super NES? Yeah. Or N64.

SPEAKER_04 7:09

Older. Definitely older.

SPEAKER_05 7:11

S N E S. Yeah. Oh, that's definitely older.

SPEAKER_04 7:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 7:15

It's not much older. It is older, but not much. Only by one year.

SPEAKER_04 7:18

I was gonna say, I think it's 91. I don't know why I know that. How do I never do well in trivia? This is really good, right now.

SPEAKER_06 7:23

Janna, you're up three. I got two.

SPEAKER_03 7:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 7:26

Is there a prize? Yeah. Yeah, just under Jagger's hat. I'm not talking about that one.

SPEAKER_04 7:34

Oh my god. You've never offended me before, and I'm actually offended.

SPEAKER_05 7:40

I did it. The X-Files, the movie, uh, the show, the X-Files, younger or older.

SPEAKER_04 7:45

I'll go younger.

SPEAKER_06 7:48

X-Files. I'm gonna go, it's younger.

SPEAKER_05 7:52

You're both correct. You're good at this. You're good.

SPEAKER_06 7:55

Well, I'm not getting ahead.

SPEAKER_05 7:57

How about the word selfie? The word selfie. Ooh.

SPEAKER_04 8:02

I feel like that's gonna be a trick question.

SPEAKER_06 8:04

Yep. I'm still going uh like some guy that talked weird said myself, but he said my selfie, and he's gonna use that against us. Uh it was Johnny Carson on his last show.

SPEAKER_04 8:16

I'm still gonna go younger though, because I feel like it's almost a double trick question.

SPEAKER_06 8:19

I'm saying selfie's younger too. I'm just taking anything Janna says and going with it.

SPEAKER_05 8:24

That's probably a good one because it's good because she's correct. Okay. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_06 8:28

All right.

SPEAKER_05 8:29

All right, Google. Google. Google, younger or older.

SPEAKER_06 8:34

Oh, that's younger. I think it's older.

SPEAKER_05 8:39

And Jana is incorrect this time.

SPEAKER_04 8:42

Wow. Good job.

SPEAKER_05 8:43

A little younger.

SPEAKER_06 8:44

A little younger. A little younger? I thought it was like the end of the 90s. Mm-mm. Just a little younger.

SPEAKER_04 8:56

People were probably using it as a verb back then.

unknown 8:59

No.

SPEAKER_06 8:59

People are using Bing.

SPEAKER_04 9:01

Oh, yeah, probably. Or Yahoo. Yahoo was.

SPEAKER_06 9:03

Yeah, or that thing with the dog. Is that Bing? I don't remember. Dog would fetch your answer.

SPEAKER_05 9:11

Super soakers. Water gun, super soakers. Younger old.

SPEAKER_06 9:14

Those are your those are older.

SPEAKER_04 9:16

Yeah. Older.

SPEAKER_05 9:18

Yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_04 9:19

Yes. Very fun.

SPEAKER_05 9:20

You guys are good at this. Either that or I suck at picking the questions.

SPEAKER_06 9:24

We're just really good at games.

SPEAKER_04 9:26

That's how we love games.

SPEAKER_05 9:27

Love playing games. A bunch of gamers. Bunch of gamers. I have 37 more if you want, but I thought maybe you want to move on.

SPEAKER_04 9:35

Yeah, I think I I'm looking at the clock and I'm like, we've been at this for four minutes. We're good.

SPEAKER_06 9:40

Is that what you say about everything? Four minutes is enough.

SPEAKER_04 9:43

No, I'll take six.

SPEAKER_06 9:44

Six minutes. Six is fine.

SPEAKER_04 9:46

It's the perfect amount. If I have to think about the time, then it's too long.

SPEAKER_06 9:54

Right. If you're thinking and also what you have to do the next day or that day, or the calls you have to make, it's not really. Oh my god. I hope it's lately wrinkled clown.

SPEAKER_04 10:08

So I just got something sent to me from under my door.

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I don't know if I'd like that.

SPEAKER_04 10:13

It's a it's a picture of me and my extra.

SPEAKER_06 10:16

That's a death threat.

SPEAKER_04 10:19

Come in.

SPEAKER_06 10:20

Is this how your daughter celebrates you? Oh God. I swear to you. She slid a picture of what? You and your ex under the door?

SPEAKER_00 10:27

Thank you for ruining our family on your birthday. I wish you and Daddy were together.

SPEAKER_06 10:33

Did she say her daughter slid a picture under the door of her and her ex? Yeah. On her birthday? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:41

So it was a real on dine and dash. Yep. It was the first photo of when my daughter was born. I let her keep it in her room. And this is what she thought I needed for my birthday.

SPEAKER_06 10:51

Oh, put a big uh smiley emoji over that guy.

SPEAKER_04 10:54

That hurts, right?

SPEAKER_06 10:55

That's wow, that's a nice card from your daughter.

SPEAKER_03 11:01

Hi.

SPEAKER_06 11:02

Oh. There's the roaster.

SPEAKER_03 11:10

There she is. She's really good at jokes, too.

SPEAKER_06 11:13

What up, Fee? Got them jokes.

SPEAKER_03 11:15

They said hey.

SPEAKER_06 11:16

You have any more cards for mommy? I love a bill for the roof or something.

SPEAKER_04 11:20

Thank you for sending me that picture. Are you gonna go downstairs?

SPEAKER_06 11:24

Get you some lucky charms. If you're not watching the video version of handy. We're looking at Jana's daughter right now.

SPEAKER_00 11:35

By the way, mommy. I I bought it all. Here's the divorce papers.

SPEAKER_06 11:39

Let's listen in to the magic.

SPEAKER_04 11:44

Look, I uh I got you a teal one. How did that come from Jana? This one's just for you, okay? Accidentally.

SPEAKER_06 11:50

Um of the greatest gifts are accidental, Jagger.

SPEAKER_04 11:56

Got it. Alright, love you.

SPEAKER_05 11:58

Whose mama's accident? You are.

SPEAKER_06 12:01

Uncle Jojo loved you. I don't know you well enough to love you, so I'm sorry. I'm just trying to see Jagger and cry.

SPEAKER_03 12:08

Okay, first of all. Shut up. First of all. I'm I'm clearly like um unconsciously stressed out because look, I'm holding this like a shortcut.

SPEAKER_05 12:17

Look, she's smoking the the blower. Good gracious.

SPEAKER_03 12:21

Yeah, okay, first of all, I need to get rid of this immediately.

SPEAKER_05 12:23

Like Yeah, see? That's wacky stuff. Weird and wild.

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Weird, wild, wacky.

SPEAKER_04 12:31

I will say though, she her comedic timing is obviously fantastic.

SPEAKER_06 12:35

Just sliding the picture of your failed relationship.

SPEAKER_05 12:38

That must skip a generation.

SPEAKER_03 12:40

Clearly. She is fing hilarious, though, I gotta tell you. Oh god, she got me.

SPEAKER_06 12:55

Well, I was about to introduce the game that you came up with because I'm here for it. I don't know if it jaggers in on this. Jenna's about to shove a bunch of crap in her mouth.

SPEAKER_04 13:02

We're just going back to back on these games. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 13:05

All right, let me roll up my sleeves for this one. So fun day.

SPEAKER_04 13:08

I bought some mini marshmallows. Uh oh, I forgot to bring a bowl because I don't like mini marshmallows I don't like marshmallows, but I figure this might be the easiest to get 34 in my mouth. So I'm gonna see how many I can actually get. 34 mini marshmallows? Many.

SPEAKER_06 13:24

Yeah, let me see them. Are they the stay puffs? No. Oh, that's easy. 34. I thought he was talking about them s'mores marshmallows. No, God.

SPEAKER_04 13:32

Okay, fine. But 87 of those in my mouth. Oh, but before we start this, I do want to say from me to all of our subscribers. Um, we've got a little giveaway going on. So if you check me out on Facebook.

SPEAKER_05 13:48

It's not those used marshmallows, is it?

SPEAKER_07 13:49

I can do those ones out of our mouth.

SPEAKER_04 13:53

Maybe someone will buy it off of OnlyFoods or something.

SPEAKER_06 13:56

It's a market for everything.

SPEAKER_04 13:57

Listen, I've been watching Euphoria and it's really making the juices flowing in terms of um Gross me. Up here and down here.

SPEAKER_06 14:07

Sydney's sweeney is just to mankind.

SPEAKER_04 14:11

You know, she's she's fun.

SPEAKER_06 14:12

Um bless her. I told my wife, I was like, she's gonna not look good at all in about 20 years.

SPEAKER_04 14:16

You can see it.

SPEAKER_06 14:17

Yeah, you won't be around, so you won't know. I'm not gonna look good either.

SPEAKER_04 14:22

You might look better.

SPEAKER_06 14:26

I'm gonna look like that Ozempic really took off. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:29

Oh man. So anyway, so I've got a giveaway going on in honor of my birthday. So my favorite um dessert of all time is donuts. Like, I I really love a donut. So our good friends at Parlor Donuts is giving away a dozen of their famous donuts to uh a surprise listener. All you have to do to enter is go on my Facebook or Instagram, like me. You have to like the post, and then you also need to comment um and say what our secret code word is from today's episode.

SPEAKER_06 15:03

The code word is marshmallow.

SPEAKER_04 15:06

There you go.

SPEAKER_06 15:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 15:08

It ties into the game now, but yeah, all you have to do go on Facebook and Instagram, um, like it, like the post.

SPEAKER_05 15:14

And sounds like a lot of work. It sounds like a lot of work. I'm also gonna need your URL.

SPEAKER_04 15:20

Got it. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 15:22

Well, how do I reach you?

SPEAKER_04 15:23

Okay, well, I'm on 92, remember? Um Facebook. That I have. Facebook is uh Jana Banana and on Instagram it's at bananas for Jana. You can also find all the plugs for all of us on JojoWorldwide.com.

SPEAKER_06 15:39

You will not find Janna on TikTok because you can't figure it out, even though she's the youngest one in the three boxes.

SPEAKER_04 15:44

Anti-Tik tock. Um okay, so I actually went out with my neighbor the other night, which by the way, I was so nervous. I was thinking of it like a date. I didn't know how it was gonna go. And she said to me, she goes, uh, do you go on TikTok? And I'm like, No.

unknown 15:58

Hard.

SPEAKER_06 15:59

And she never talked to you again.

SPEAKER_04 16:00

It shut her down real quick. Yeah. I don't think we're fine.

SPEAKER_06 16:02

And she's like, we have nothing in common.

SPEAKER_04 16:04

Uh yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_06 16:05

Did you guys make out at all or no?

SPEAKER_04 16:06

Didn't make out. We did go to single bingo and it was a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_06 16:10

No.

SPEAKER_04 16:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 16:11

So is it just that you don't want to learn a new platform or do you think you're being spied on by China?

SPEAKER_04 16:16

Uh I don't even necessarily know. Uh like maybe, yeah, maybe it's that, but I think you're being spied on everywhere. I just think that it's like that short form, like, it's just another thing, you know. Like, I enjoy Instagram, so I'm like, why have to go somewhere else again? Um and also I hate this like the TikTok shop, and I just feel like it's it's too far.

SPEAKER_06 16:35

Yeah, that creeped me out. It's a big thing. What are you happy about?

SPEAKER_04 16:42

I got the I'm the only person in America that bans TikTok for myself.

SPEAKER_06 16:48

Yeah, yet she orders from Temu every day.

SPEAKER_04 16:50

No, my mom does though. She loves it.

SPEAKER_06 16:53

I thought it was Timu until I saw commercial for it. Really?

SPEAKER_04 16:55

I thought it was Timu too. Really?

SPEAKER_06 16:57

Yeah, it will always be Timu in my heart. FT.

SPEAKER_04 17:00

Anyway, I'm gonna uh lubricate the palette.

SPEAKER_06 17:02

The password is marshmallow. Marshmallow. Marshmallow.

SPEAKER_04 17:06

So remember, yeah, if you want to enter.

SPEAKER_06 17:08

Uh and also small marshmallows.

SPEAKER_04 17:11

I also might uh throw a couple of uh D's coffee giveaways um to people. So you never know who what you're gonna need to do. These ground nuts on my D's.

SPEAKER_05 17:21

Wait, hold on. We gotta get some wait some marshmallow music, please! Alright.

SPEAKER_04 17:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 17:26

Wow, that came up.

SPEAKER_04 17:27

Who's keeping count? Do I have to?

SPEAKER_06 17:30

Shouldn't we have her like uh sing something or or be saying?

SPEAKER_04 17:33

Yeah, once I have them in my mouth, once I have the max capacity.

SPEAKER_06 17:36

As you're sh as you're putting them in, I think she needs to be.

SPEAKER_04 17:41

Okay. Like, should I do this TV Wonder one?

SPEAKER_06 17:44

Yeah, well, that's a little difficult.

SPEAKER_04 17:46

Okay. Happy birthday.

SPEAKER_06 17:48

It's only one. I know she's a fake.

SPEAKER_04 17:52

Happy birthday. Stop chewing. I'm trying to keep it. No, I'm putting them to the side. No, number five. My dad refucked. It's not gonna be a good one. It's not no, it's not gonna be as impressive as it is. It's not gonna do it justice. I'm at 11 right now. This is 13 is a 15.

SPEAKER_06 18:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 18:23

You can't give TPR, period!

SPEAKER_06 18:25

Are you taking them two at a time?

SPEAKER_04 18:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 18:27

Oh, I do.

SPEAKER_04 18:29

Okay, okay, I'm really starting gagging. I'm only at 15.

SPEAKER_05 18:34

You're not even halfway there.

SPEAKER_04 18:38

No, I did 19.

SPEAKER_05 18:41

Yeah, take chubby bunny. Chubby bunny. Happy birthday. Uh-huh. If you die, we're still airing this episode. So yeah. Can't lose those uh reactions. We'll slide it under the door to her.

SPEAKER_03 19:13

Oh my god. No. I really thought I was gonna get at least 35. I I only made it to 34. Wow. That gag was real.

SPEAKER_04 19:31

All right, let me rip out a piece of paper and put this on. Sorry.

SPEAKER_05 19:34

And I'll make a Rice Krispie treat out of that.

SPEAKER_04 19:36

You know what? I really wanted to try to do 50 for Jagger's birthday. I don't think I'm gonna.

SPEAKER_06 19:41

Earlier I said those who couldn't see the show were at a disadvantage. Now you're at an advantage. Yes. That's gonna stay with me forever.

SPEAKER_04 19:48

That was a lot harder than I thought. And let me tell you, since becoming a mother, your gag reflex changes, but I've been able to redeem myself over the years. But that just that was very bad.

SPEAKER_06 19:58

Is there any possible way that we can replay that part where it comes out of her mouth but in slow motion?

SPEAKER_04 20:03

Oh my god, that's gonna be a meme or something that you're gonna put in the world.

SPEAKER_06 20:06

Here it is right now. There you go.

SPEAKER_00 20:23

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 20:27

Oh my god. My hands are so sticky. Well, rather on the hands than the face, they always say.

SPEAKER_05 20:39

You got a little bit on your chin.

unknown 20:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 20:43

But you're not.

SPEAKER_05 20:44

Are we not older than Janna yet? Hang on. Oh my god. Rugrats, younger, older.

SPEAKER_04 20:53

That I feel like is younger, right? Because I watched it.

SPEAKER_06 20:56

So Yeah, uh Rugrats. Younger than Janna. Wrong!

SPEAKER_05 21:02

Older! Finally, I won.

SPEAKER_06 21:05

Rugrats come out.

SPEAKER_04 21:06

91? 90?

SPEAKER_05 21:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:07

Damn.

SPEAKER_05 21:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:09

Got it.

SPEAKER_05 21:10

Yeah, everything I picked was either one year older or one year younger. So it was close. Everything was close.

SPEAKER_04 21:16

So speaking of, you know, younger, uh, I'm trying to really find my inner child this weekend. And for my birthday, I want to do only things that like I used to do growing up. Yes, exactly. That's that's my I'm I'm reading to pressure.

SPEAKER_06 21:31

Okay, one of the only things that you did growing up.

SPEAKER_04 21:33

That I did growing up that like really brought me good childhood memories. It's a part of my child work.

SPEAKER_06 21:38

Like shoplifting.

SPEAKER_04 21:39

Obviously, yep. Definitely disappoint my parents. Definitely shoplift. In addition, in addition to that, I'm gonna go bowling with my own. Uh that was only one time. Definitely worth it.

SPEAKER_06 21:52

Uh I'm also Dad is dead.

SPEAKER_04 21:54

When I was younger, we used to always go out to like sit down Chinese restaurants, you know. ones that had like lazy Susan's in the middle of the table and table.

SPEAKER_06 22:03

The nice white tablecloths and all that. Where'd the Peking duckhouse go?

SPEAKER_04 22:07

So my dad was like, wait a minute, I actually got a news article of like the best Chinese restaurants on Long Island. So we're going out to one uh for my birthday this weekend.

SPEAKER_06 22:16

There's sit-down ones that still exist? Uh here there are, absolutely. And that gives me so many memories.

SPEAKER_04 22:21

Yeah, no, we don't really have buffets anymore.

SPEAKER_06 22:23

These were like the Chinese restaurants. You go, you sit down, uh, they might have had some like crunchy things on the table with some duck sauce. And then you had to wait for your egg foo young and it came out and you're excited. Yeah. Everybody joked about the poo-poo platter on the menu.

SPEAKER_04 22:38

It's basically like the movie A Christmas Story, but in real life.

SPEAKER_01 22:42

Um rah-rah-brah rah.

SPEAKER_04 22:44

Exactly. And I I have so many memories doing that. And so I said to my parents, because usually we go to this one Italian place, I've been going since I was a kid. My favorite dessert in the world is their chocolate mousse cake. Shout out Piccolo Buslo. Like, I've been going there since I was a kid. Every single year I've had that chocolate mouscake. And this year I said, you know what? Let's go do Chinese food on my birthday.

SPEAKER_03 23:04

And of course, my kid is like, yeah, chicken and broccoli.

SPEAKER_06 23:08

Really? And kid was a big thing. She loves Chinese food.

SPEAKER_04 23:10

Yeah, she loves it. Yeah. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_06 23:14

Hey man, you really brought back a memory there. Those uh the sit-down Chinese experience.

SPEAKER_04 23:19

That's all I'm here to do. Unlocked.

SPEAKER_06 23:21

All Jagger knows is the lie down version.

SPEAKER_04 23:23

Yep, that's it. That's it. He tapped out.

SPEAKER_06 23:27

Yeah, he died halfway through that story, and we just decided that the show has to go on. I want to give a shout out to Triluna Royal Cleaning. Uh they were just here at the crib the other day, and uh it's nice to walk around a clean house and not leave clean footprints and dust on the floor as you traverse. So Tri Luna Royal Cleaning, they have a couple openings left for residential and commercial businesses if you want your place cleaned. Uh maybe weekly, maybe bi-weekly, monthly. Maybe you want one deep clean. Call my brothers and sisters, and what am I doing? Tri Luna. 814. I didn't write it down.

SPEAKER_04 24:05

Don't don't be offended by him.

SPEAKER_06 24:07

I'm sorry. Call Triluna Royal Cleaning at 814. That's not the right number. I do this every time.

SPEAKER_04 24:14

Oh, you really do. Now I gotta be on on backup for you. At least I know the other one. Should I just give out a little bit of a I can tell you pizza night's uh phone number if you want that?

SPEAKER_06 24:24

I wanted to end one.

SPEAKER_04 24:26

814-895-3038 Tri-Runa Tri-Luna Royal Cleaning.

SPEAKER_06 24:31

Give me that again, please.

SPEAKER_04 24:32

814-895-3038.

SPEAKER_06 24:37

We're trying to mention our sponsors while Jagger tries to turn his internet back on. It's a good opportunity for us to get these in. And you said uh Pizza Night, which by the way, thank you guys uh for your support of one of our biggest sponsors, Pizza Night, because uh they sold out us some product the other day and actually had to go on social media and say, look what you did. So uh Pizza Night, whether you want a traditional pizza, whether you want pizza with a special homemade sauce, they've got both kinds. Uh as Jagger would say, they have boluses, boluses, bowlies. He literally, and I got CC'd on this, emailed Pizza Knight and asked them to freeze one and mail it down to him in the panhandle. That's how it's like seriously requested it.

SPEAKER_04 25:23

Oh, thank god. I thought you were gonna come back in your birthday suit. Oh man, oh man.

SPEAKER_06 25:27

Or looking like Wrinkles the Clown. Oh wait, he does.

SPEAKER_03 25:31

I think he's on my phone. I'm on my phone. What's that I think he's on his phone?

SPEAKER_07 25:39

I didn't want to miss the phone.

SPEAKER_03 25:41

Wait, can you hear things?

SPEAKER_04 25:43

Like how'd you plug in your headphones?

SPEAKER_06 25:45

I'm trying to plug pizza night. Damn it. 814-943-7000. That's pizza night. 814-943-7,000. Now we've you've realized your phone works better than anything in that entire studio. I'm guessing so. I don't know. The pizza terrible terrible.

SPEAKER_04 26:02

I was just about to say, wait, I think he's on to something. Now we can do remote uh recordings. Nope, we can't.

SPEAKER_06 26:08

No, and this episode is over. Janna, I'm sorry your birthday was ruined by Jagger.

SPEAKER_04 26:12

Honestly, now I'm getting uh an early start to go to the demise.

SPEAKER_06 26:16

So yeah, that's all. You'll be glad you're dead now that's a good thing. We have a male stripper ready to go. I'll be I'll be waiting.

SPEAKER_04 26:24

Make sure my kids sent off to school first. Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 26:26

Well, until next time, we'll see you at Peking Duckhouse. Thank you for joining us.

SPEAKER_04 26:30

Happy Memorial Day weekend as to all of our um you know heroes out there. Yes, thank you. Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 26:37

Um remember the fallen as you uh as you have your barbecues, and for some reason there's mattress sales, but Memorial Day is about remembering those who pay the ultimate sacrifice. It's not about Sealy.

SPEAKER_04 26:48

Okay, absolutely. But enjoy the three-day weekend as well.

SPEAKER_06 26:52

Yes, and come see me at Roundhouse Harley Davidson on Saturday for the Roundhouse Rally. I will be there throughout the whole day hosting the event, uh, giving you your raffle tickets, you can buy them for me. I was like, wait, I have to sell stuff? I can't make change. Exactly. I like to be underground when I do my sales, but I'll be there at Roundhouse for their very first Roundhouse rally of the summer. It's coming up.

SPEAKER_04 27:22

It is a summer kickoff weekend, that's for sure. You know, yeah, remember remember those who have fallen, but also it is generally the kickoff of summer. So we won't have an episode on Monday, but then when we come back on Wednesday, we'll be celebrating another birthday. If he shows up, Jagger. Let's see if he can't. Yeah, we'll see. He might croak before then. The big Fivo, my friends. Five oh.

SPEAKER_06 27:46

This is gonna age poorly if he does. I can only Okay, he heard that.

SPEAKER_04 27:52

And remember to go follow me on Facebook or Instagram, like the post. Um, if you want to be entered to win a dozen of your favorite parlor donuts from Parlour Donuts in Altoona. And you just have to put in our special code word that we use in today's episode, which was what? Which was what?

SPEAKER_06 28:11

Marshmallow. Oh, shut up, Jackie. Bye, everybody.

unknown 28:16

Bye.

SPEAKER_06 28:16

Thanks for being a part of the show. It's Jojo on the go. And I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_09 28:22

Jojo on the Go is presented by Pizza Night Altoona.

SPEAKER_07 28:25

Skip the stove and the dishes and make tonight a pizza night.

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Pizza Night.

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Thank you to our sponsors, Holiday Pools and Spa, Try Luna Royal Cleaner, and Parlor Donuts.

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A fresh new episode of JoJo on the go is coming soon from the Holiday Pools and Spa studios. In the meantime, head to JoJoworldwide.com for merchandise, mobile DJ services, bonus content, social media links, and even more ways to listen.