The Cast Has Another Birthday - Ep. 51

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Live from the holiday pools in Spa Studios. Presented by Pete Tonight Altoona. Jojo on the go. They say it's your birthday. Happy birthday, Jagger. Hey ooh, another Gemini, and he's frozen. Maybe that episode lasted long. Maybe he should use this. Really did croak at his birthday. And it did. And I got all dressed up for him. I'm in my birthday suit. Everybody got like two ideas. Jenna's in her birthday suit. And I left my crappy birthday sign up for him. What do you want? He's old. Because he's gonna crap his pants. Right of passage. What did you send him for your for his birthday? I sent diapers. I haven't mailed it yet, but uh it's going in the mail today, what I'm sending him. It's the Little House in the Prairie Christmas movie. Oh yeah, excellent. Think that he'll like that. Yeah, that'll be a good throwback for him. I remember this one. Victor French comes and saves the day. You can tell he's happy, he's mesmerized by it. Thrilled. Thrilled. How about I just hold this up and let it freeze until he comes back? Oh, now he's just gone. Okay. That's fine. See, now I feel like weirdly uncomfortable that I'm like naked. I feel very comfortable with that. What I am uncomfortable about is the main star of today's show. It's not. Wow, you are naked. You can't have a birthday party without the birthday boy. You know, I didn't even look up when you said you were naked because you say you're naked all the time. So I just happened to look up and Yeah, it's funny, you're like, I'm not uncomfortable, and some people would think like, oh, it's because he uh likes you naked. No, no, no, he's just so used to it at this point. Yes, it's just that's how she showed up at our uh radio station we worked at together. Maybe that's why they gossip sometimes. Yeah, they didn't fire me for that, but they did talk about it. Oh, yeah, that was uh Well it's scandalous if anything goes above your knees. Oh, but of course. You know how that was like it was nice to have you there. You were a disruptor, as I called it, and that's what we needed. Yeah, the loudmouth New Yorker. That's it. How have you been over the past since the last time we talked to each other? Well besides naked. It was a birthday/slash holiday weekend, and um it was lovely. It was long, you know, it's always uh having the kids home for a holiday weekend is always a challenge, and then trying to finagle in the rain because I'm sure it also downpour in central Pennsylvania, the entire East Coast. Like it's like, hey, let's kick off summer. Yeah. With a goddamn twister. I could have got fishing out my back door. Oh my god. My my hot tub became lakefront property. The water was all around it. Yeah, my daughter uh it came to the point where our form of entertainment for the weekend was as we were in the car being like, find the biggest puddle, let's drive into it. I'm like, this is all we got. This is all we got. Uh yeah, no, it was fun. Uh, I'm guessing you just laid low. It must have been nice. This is your first three-day weekend as a working man. And also, you worked? Yeah, it was at the Roundhouse Harley Davidson, their first rally of the summer. Well, that's fun. It was fun. It was a good time. I've had a great time with that. Yeah. Just off my face with peppers and sausage, and uh the music was awesome. We've got another one coming up in June. There'll be more information. Check my social media and Roundhouse Harley Davidson and Roundhouse, PA Roundhouse rally on social media uh for all the latest. So it's so that was Saturday. And then I guess Sunday I just kind of like stared at at the wall. But Monday I was on a mission to accomplish things that I hadn't accomplished in a month. So I was out there laying tarp down where the garden goes, ripping out the weeds first. Jenna, I was up on a ladder all the way up to the roof, scraping loose paint. Like I was a man for a day. It was really something. Not that a woman can't climb a ladder. I'm just saying I felt I mean, I I I would and have um unsuccessfully. But yeah, I did a lot around the house too, because ironically enough, Monday at like 6 p.m., right before you're about to go back to work on Tuesday, the sun comes out. So I take my kid outside and I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna mow the lawn. So I mowed my lawn and weed whacked for the first time. Very nice as the solo homeowner. Did it come out great? No. Did it come out good enough? Sure did. So I'm like, okay, I can survive this. This is doable. But I will say the garden thing, that's becoming a little bit of a hiccup for me because I have a huge orchard. I probably have like 12 to 15 fruit trees. And then I have a vineyard. Yeah, basically. And then I have like uh raised beds. I have six of them. So I have an extensive garden that I I do not maintain, handle, pay for, uh, never have, and now I have to deal with it, and I'm trying to figure out all that. Okay, he's back. Drop roll, stop, dropping roll. Yeah, let's all stop what we're doing because ransom tape showed up. We're good. Look at that crown, though. He started the show without me. He looks like he's coming out of uh Game of Thrones. I love it. Or coming out. Either one. It's fine. It's good for him. Do you like my birthday suit? Yeah, the show here with Naked McGee. Why'd you guys start without me on my birthday? You know, you think I'm gonna wait when I have this treasure with me? No. We're also stopping for you. Doesn't that count? You've interrupted us twice now by disappearing and then reappearing. So birthday jagger. That's what we wanted to say. This is your show. Could you at least be here for it? This is how the the next 50 years are gonna go, just like this. You'll be lucky if you make it 50 more days out of this. Hey! Hey, if you want a facelift, I can send you this. Don't you want to send it? That's what your facelift looks like. You need a new surgery. All right, Jag. Um, so what's the birthday plans? I know it's midweek. Dying. Yeah, making it through the day. It's a short week though. We had off on Monday. So people say that makes it not you, you can say whatever you want. But we did hate when people say that. We had the big birthday barbecue this past weekend. Yeah, you're one of those movie to the weekend party type people. Right, for Memorial Day. Yeah. Um I did receive Huh? Did you eat people? One or two. Okay. But you know, he's on a diet, come on. Trying to cut down on my cannibalism. Yeah, yeah. Triglycerides. Okay, so you had the barbecue. Yeah, and um unfortunately uh my big present was uh my girlfriend was gonna fly my son in from North Carolina to as a surprise for my birthday. Yeah. And uh his flight got all screwed up and he actually couldn't. Yeah, yes. Nobody told him it was gone. He just showed up. There was a big yellow void. I dropped my brother. No, so that's what we were talking about while you were gone was that um the weather on the East Coast was just terrible this weekend. So uh, you know, that that really sucks. I'm sorry. I dropped my daughter off at the airport uh a couple weeks ago, and she was it breezy, breeze, breeze airlines. And I looked down to the right, and this is the whole counter for spirit. No one's there, like like they got raptured, but the spirit sign's still lit up. Like business. And I'm looking at the breeze employees and just wondering, like, y'all were wearing yellow shirts last week, weren't you? We're just gonna act like you didn't work at Spirit. All right, that's fine. They just moved him right over. I'm sorry, so he he's not flying in at all? So they've rescheduled, he's gonna come back in July, and we're gonna have to spend the weekend together. So that'd be cool. Okay. Well, he's gonna know now that you're 50, every second counts. You can't say hurry up. You know. I mean, no. How's it go? Sing it for me. Sing it to him for his birthday. It's basically like uh you could go fishing with your dad till you can't, and then like every like everything. You're gonna have a beer with your friend till you can't. Till you can't. It's basically like living in the moment. It's got a good message. Well, I do have a legitimate question because obviously like 50 is not mid-age. Uh, it's probably over the hill. But um for for many, that's it's a big, big milestone. So, like, what is something now that you're 50 that you feel like you have to do? Like, you updating your will? Are you picking a perfect plot? I'm dead serious. Um, I need to know for the future. Adding me to your will. Yeah, I should I should develop a will. Don't give me your internet. You can keep that. You don't have a will. No. Are you joking? Wait. I don't either. Do you have life insurance? Yes. I do. Yeah, I got that. That's my will. Right. Here's a pile of cash. Here I am, like. What am I gonna leave you this crown? I mean, what else? I mean, yeah, no, I'll take that. That's some kind of clothing for God's sakes. If I turn around the zero and the five, that'll hit from my daughter in June. So there you go. That would be hard to do. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Appreciate it. Okay, so what about anything fun? She could wear this as a belt. This is basically. She might be able to. So we're starting a will. What else are we doing this year? Yeah. I don't know. You're planning it out. You tell me what I'm doing. All right, I'll give you a whole itinerary day by day. 365 days of fun. We made a song for Jagger. Yeah. And this is good because I haven't listened to it yet. I made it. Thank you, Janet. That's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. And uh also much like Chevy Chase in real life, I'm an asshole, so it's great. All right, let's see what we got here. You ready, Jagger? Yeah. Hey Jagger, you're a classic, like Rocky on the big screen, a 76 original, a grumpy old Hasby, and you're older than the Apple One in Concord's first flight. Your hair isn't black and white, your future isn't bright. We gotta roll you now because it's way too much fun. You're finally 50 men, your best days are all done. 50 men, your best days are all done. Oh great. Oh great, my mic's not working, but that song's great. That's good. I like how they screamed best days are all done. Right. Several days. Those were my best days, then we got problems. You might have had one best day at some point. Oh gosh. I hate that though. When people I'm I know I'm gonna have to restart uh the system crap. What's wrong with you people? I go out and spend a thousand dollars on memory chips, and you guys are like, you gotta get it together. So Riverside literally just went a white screen on me. Um so it's always Riverside's fault. Yeah, it's not because you're naked and you made it a mat or something. It's never J Banana's fault. No accountability here. JB. BJ. All right. Do you want to talk any shit on her while she's gone? Oh, wait, she's gone. Oh no, she's I'm not gone, but hold on, I'll come back. Well, we know she won't be coming back with less clothes. Well, if that's possible. Did you just peep from the waist down or no? I no, I didn't uh I didn't dare. I didn't dare. Oh gosh. Have you uh there's a story about someone looking at something and turning into a pillar of salt in the Bible? You shouldn't read it. Medusa. Oh, yeah. Jagger 50 years old, turning half a century old. His warranty has officially expired. I keep getting contacted about the extended warranty, but I haven't signed up for that yet. Right. Just like the original 1976 Apple I computer, you're now a rare antique that requires a specialized cooling fin and way too much maintenance. And I do have a floppy disk, so yes, yes, yes. Wow. That's by America's birthday, so I know if America's gonna be 250, I'm gonna be 50. Wow. You were here for 50 of those 250. Mm-hmm. That's almost like Abraham Lincoln. Yes. You want to know what else turns 50 today? What? Dinosaurs? No. Uh here we go. Let's start with the games category. Games turning 50 this year. Starting with Pong, the consumer version. What was the other version? Right. Was there the competitive version? Was that like some CIA war games version? Pong. Welcome back, Jenna. We're talking about things that are 50 this year, just like Jagger. Oh, yeah. Uh Dungeons and Dragons. Is it? Oh, really? Yes. Yeah. Wow. On to food. Golden Grams. 50 years old like Jagger. I love Golden Grams. Everlasting gobstoppers. They're real? Yeah. Uh aren't they just like gumballs, but you suck on? Isn't it like a mini um what are those things? You'd make a terrible Willy Wonka. I I was in the play once, Willy Wonka. Guess who I played? Oompa. Veruca salt. Yes. Yes, I did. Yeah. It tracked so much. I want it, Daddy! I want it! I want it! I want it! I want it now! So I've had two former uh radio co-hosts who were in Willy Wonka. One was Veruca Salt and one was in Oopaloompa. I only uh choose to work with people who are in some sort of school production of Willy Wonka. Uh also the Omen, the horror film turning 50. Wow. The song Hotel California. Love that song. What's it about? You know what? That would be great for Jagger in my uh bathrobe karaoke. Hotel California would be a good song to sing. Like, is it about a hotel? Yeah, I think it's all the shenanigans that happened there, right? I don't know. Well, I think when I can just look it up on the internet. That's true. That's true. It's it's about the dark underbelly of the American dream and the excesses of the 1970s Southern California music scene. Well, I did not guess that. Yeah, but there's a theme within it all. So like even I I I actually love deeper meanings like that. And I feel like a lot of music secretly has that. I saw uh a Broadway play this past weekend. It was called Chess. And it was set in the Cold War, and obviously it's called chess because it's about a chess game, but within the game is politics, it's love, it's betrayal, and I'm like, I'm all about this. This got layers, you know? Everybody's gotta have some layers to them. Do you go to the plays with like those binoculars you hold up on a snake? Uh nope, that probably happened when Jagger was born. Not today. Oh god. I have my own list of things, uh, not that are 50, but that Jagger shouldn't say or do now that he's 50. Anything? All right. What do you mean? So I I you know, I'm around a lot of young folk now that my daughter is five. So she's not really. She's experiencing the typical elementary school kids saying crazy things. You know, like last year it was all six, seven, blah, blah, blah. And it's amazing to me that it infiltrates pre-K, which isn't phenomenal. But there's a lot of words that just like really make me cringe. And I've heard Jagger say some of these before, and so I decided to make a list of things he can't do. Okay. Well, if Janet makes the list, it's official. Let's hear it. Right. You gotta stop saying bro. I hate the word bro, and I'm hearing it left and right, like from my daughter and her friendship, but like, you're you're not listening to us, bro. And I'm like, ugh, like that to me is just so uncomfortable. So we're cutting the bro, okay? It's not it's not the boys' club here. Can you do brah? Or bruh? No, none of the above. I don't like it. Also, you know what I'm hearing a lot? Can I pay for this by check? Sure, whatever. Um, what's a check? I'm so young, I don't know. Um also, you know what I'm hearing a lot of people say lately is um no clothes. Riz? Riz. Yeah. Like charisma. Sure for charisma. And they're like trying to like flirt with people, and then oh, he's got a lot of Riz. Like, no, we're not saying Riz. You're 50 years old. We're not cut the Riz. I never did Jagger say Riz or Jimmy. Well, don't start now. Don't start. Also he's too mid to be saying Riz. Oh, man. See you know what, honestly, I feel like basically JoJo's vocabulary, and I was gonna say bet, like Jojo's vocabulary is what you need to cut from your vernacular. All the things I insist on saying, cut it. Have you heard of the word skibity? Yep, skibbity. You said it wrong, old lady. Isn't that a brand of toilet? No, that's what you leave in it. Yeah, like what the hell? I don't like that. Uh it's just it's crazy. I can't. Yeah, I'm sick of Jagger saying, let me just call you on the Facebook. Cut it out. I do that sometimes too. I'll say the Facebook. No, I'm never dick of it. Apparently, also glaze is something. Do you okay? Jojo, what's glaze? That one. I have my own ideas, but I know. I know it's what it's when you butter somebody up. Yeah, yeah. I don't know any of these. I just like I don't like hearing them. When I hear them and I'm just like a donut, and all of a sudden I hear somebody say that, I'm like, ooh, ugh. So my my girlfriend's daughter and her husband are right in that 2930 range. Okay. So they use it. Right. They're right in that range. They use all of the language that we don't understand. Okay, but here's the thing, not even about not understanding it. Like, especially as a like, not for nothing, they're adults. Don't they feel like somewhat uncomfortable? Like, as the word is coming out of my mouth, I I like am kind of hesitating to say it. I don't understand. Like, unless you're like, I don't seriously say it. If I say it, I'm making fun of myself because I'm not middle school, so I really have no business using those words. So odd. What's all generational? I mean, we all had things during our generation that we said that we worked into our everyday vocabulary. But dude, but that's a timeless classic. Of course. Right. Or rad. I still have to do that. So I'm back to things we're sick of hearing Jagger say all the time. He's like, is that the doorbell or my hearing aid? And I'm sick of it. Or if you see, oh my god, I had a tumor. Like, God. Like I just don't want to hear about it anymore. I am a walking miracle. I was in my 40s. Oh, you're right. We left that behind. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, left that behind. Really? Like your career. Yes, and many things. Other famous jagger expressions. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. We've got to get rid of that one. Apparently, unk is a word too. People are saying unk. Why can't you just say uncle? I don't get it. No, you should just say uncle. You don't say eh. Yeah. And you say heavens to Betsy. So quiet, old man. I don't say cu, but I've heard I'm a cu. No. Wait, what is it? The way the hair flows over her massively broad shoulders, I think, is what does it for me. Jagger? First of all, I heard I have amazing traps. So my God. Shoulders. I have broad traps are shoulders. It's called muscle, Kay. Jeez. No, I think you misunderstood. They said that dating you is a trap. Now I'm a linebacker. My God. Jesus Christ, put her on the Steelers. Good Lord. Don't stand up. You almost made this rated R. Yeah. If I were dating her, I wouldn't know whether to embrace her or run for my life. Kung Fu. When did this turn into Janice roast? We should have saved this for your birthday. I wasn't prepared for this. Jimps. Come on now. Come on. We need to encourage less clothing, not discourage it. Well, you know what they say? Doing this for laughing. Oh, now you put a light on. Laughing makes you younger. So continue laughing, Jagger, and maybe you'll make it to 51. Maybe. I hope. Dot dot dot. Nod. But I think Jenna had a question. I don't know if we ever got a serious answer or if I was too busy being hilarious to hear it. What do you want to do now? Like, is there okay? I'm 50. I've got to do this. Like I I saw Niagara Falls, and it's not like I accomplished it. My son made me go see Niagara Falls, but I'm glad I did. That's not a thing like, I don't know, skydiving level, but I've already done that. So what is it? What is it? You want to wrestle an alligator? What do you want? I'll make it happen, buddy. Um, I don't know. I don't really think I have a bucket list. I know it's kind of a boring answer, but I don't I'm trying to think if there's anything. Do you want to wrestle Jana? I don't know. That would be a lost cause. You're done. Not with those traps. It is a trap. Thank you. Thank you. Can you see her on the top of the ring? What was the noise? I have a video somewhere of me doing pull-ups. I swear I have muscle. With or without pants? Uh actually without. I was wearing a bathing suit. It was it might have been like 10 plus years ago, but like I have it somewhere. I'm gonna keep coming back to the question, Jagger. What is it that you want to accomplish? Oh, now it's accomplished? Now it's not even just doing it. Do accomplished, now there's more work. There's a lot. It could be food, it could be a place, it could be it's an activity. Um I do want to go I haven't been parasailing, and I'm gonna do that I think with my son Angela. That's a lot of are you gonna do the wet version or the dry version? Do you have a choice though? I feel like you don't know until you book it and they do it. One you get dipped into the water at the end. Yeah. So scary. They get teabagged. Yeah, basically. A little spritz. Basically. That'd be fun. Looking at it, it looks a lot more uh terrifying and exciting than it actually is when you're up there. That doesn't mean I don't I didn't enjoy it. It was just very quiet and you're like, okay, I'm up in the sky and the water's below me. And what do I do now? Right. You just kind of look around. Yeah. And like hope a seagull doesn't fly into your face. Is that something you'd like to do? Maybe. That could be fun. Yeah. I'll go mouth wide open. Oh. Right. Is there any hobbies you want to take up now that you're old? Who needs hobbies though? I hate that pressure of like you should get more hobbies. But yeah, I am considering pickleball. Yeah. You've mentioned that. Yeah. Do it while it's still a trend, Skibity. Yeah. Hurry up. You got about three weeks left before we move on to something else. I typically wait until it's over before I do it. I do the same with like TV shows. I'm like, I want to know that it was worthwhile. I don't care about during. I want the after. Hey, yeah. Take up pickleball before they all become dollar generals. Right. Yeah. Speaking of TV shows over the weekend, I actually I did do some productive things around that the house, the gardening. I scraped paint off uh part of the siding. I did things like that. But I worked in some TV and I saw this thing on Netflix. It's called the Burrows. Oh yes. I just kind of like read the one-sentence, you know, description. I put it on, and within like a first one or two episodes, I see like a red light glowing from under a door in one scene, and then suddenly some some thing is crawling along the ceiling. And I was like, this seems familiar. It seems like Stranger Things. And then at the very end, it goes, by the Duffer Brothers. I was like, oh. Wait, so what was it about? It's but it should be called Elder Things. It's about, you know, let's move grandpa to the retirement community because we've got our lives to, you know, Jagger's gonna be going through this in about it. Yeah. Right, exactly. Yeah, let's move grandpa into the this perfectly uh adult community for the mature. Is it a reality show or is it like a fake show? Well, you said demons. What gave it away? The demons? Yeah, the red light and the demons. It is reality, demons. Okay, got it. Yeah, it's exactly like Stranger Things. I swear to God, at one point someone's gonna say we're in the upside down. Like it's it's the only thing it's missing right now. They go into tunnels, things get crazy, uh, things crawl on ceilings, red lights come from cracks. It's all Duffer Brothers. It hasn't even been six months since the series finale came out, and they're already like literally came out with a cartoon end this. That's insane. My favorite I watched, I binge the whole thing. My favorite character was 111. I see what you did there. Yeah, at least you don't have to worry about, you know, the stranger thing is kids. Some of them got a little bit of an attitude. Um Well, because they are not kids anymore. Right, because they went from like seven to twenty five in the course of five years somehow. Exactly. Uh, because they only came out with a new season every five years, so that's why they age so quick. And but these guys, like, they better hurry it up because I don't know how long these characters are gonna be around, you know? Right. Like, did they really die or did the demogorgon get them? Um so there's my recommendation. If you like Stranger Things, but you want it with geriatric people, check out the burrows. Did did you notice, JoJo, that instead of the nosebleed, like they bled because they had skin tears? Oh man. Yeah. Yeah. And people like feed off them while they sleep. As if you have you know, you're old, you need your sleep just to get a little bit of energy, and now you've got things like feeding off your life force that's barely even there. Yeah. And then there's an element where there's peaches that grow, and if you eat them, you get young. It's a it's a whole lot to prize. Would you find yourself wishing you could find that tree? I'm out there. I'm like, well, then I'm gonna go buy peaches at the store today. I have like four peach trees in my backyard. Take what you can get. I'll be there harvesting later. There you go. Yeah. Yeah, the guy ate like a bite of the peach, and like his hair started growing back. It was long and flowing, and he got his riz back, as they say. Does not feel like a show for me, that's for sure. What what is these days a show for you besides like the sadness of reality? I mean, I liked the pit. The pit was great. That's a good deal. I am watching Euphoria, that's different. Yeah, don't tell me. I didn't catch up yet. Um there is uh yesterday I have the news on in the background while I'm working from home. And I have it on mute, but every once in a while I'll be on the phone with somebody and Duluth. And the thing will turn off mute at like the worst possible moment. Oh no. Yeah, I'll be like, and how else can I have 800 murders today? And then I was like Um But I was mad because they were like, Yeah, the euphoria, the latest episode, spoiler alert, and then they just come out without giving you a second to turn it off and tell you like the biggest spoiler. So uh I'm gonna ruin it for Janet now. Um no, I'm just kidding. Whatever. I really don't. I'm not impressed with it. Well, there's a big departure. We'll say that in the episode we haven't seen. I'm sure I know who it's gonna be. But the departure is probably someone you've been rooting for to be departed, but apparently by the time they are dispatched, if you will, or unalive, you're begging for it to stop it so bad. Obviously it's obviously it's Nate. You didn't say it wasn't. Who was that that dick in uh American horror story? Dandy? What season? There's 52,000 of them, and they're all different. I think you're right though. I never liked that guy in anything he was in. Yeah. So there's your spoiler. Sorry. Whatever. Dimitri. I stumbled upon this show that it was like terrible Hollywood stories. Did you guys know that the father from Seventh Heaven remember that show? Yeah, I heard that. I didn't know that until yesterday. Yeah, no, I think that was that came out a couple years ago, yeah? Yeah, that that ruined people's lives. They were so uh devastated because he was like one of America's dead. That's like one of the most homely shows that you possibly could watch. I don't know if homely's definitely, isn't it? Really? See, I don't know words. Homely is ugly. Spell words, but I don't know definitions of them. You mean cozy? No, like um an ugly show. It's an ugly show. It's the homeliest show I've ever seen. No, I don't oh God. Home, home, homish. It's just cool. Homish. Cozy? It's the cozy show. No, they live in a community over down to the east. Oh, the that was Amish. Oh my god. How about let's uh give some love to our sponsors. Roll it! First up, ladies and gentlemen, shout out to Triluna Royal Cleaning. Dominic and the crew are just waiting to scrub your hole. Yes. Toilets. Well, okay, because Jagger's not gonna be able to reach his pretty soon. 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So head on down to Beale Avenue, pick yourself up some of their great deals. They got bowlies, they got uh lots of wings and and good stuff left and right, um, homemade sauces up the wazoo. Uh I memorized the phone number, so don't tell me it's 814-943-7000. Give them a couple of things. I just love I was gonna say I love that Pizza Night's giving away things on her birthday. I can't get a text back when I'm trying to buy a strombola. You're asking them to FedEx a bully on ice. So I am confused. Yeah, ship it to me. I'm trying to start a whole new business line. If you Google Pizza Knight Altoona, there you'll see two buttons. One says order pickup, one says order delivery. I don't think it can get much easier than that. Yeah, but I think then they're gonna reject it. But then maybe they'll finally call you and say, sir, we have to cancel your order and be like, it's me, bitch. They're gonna reject my order. Oh, I was talking about Jagger if he tries to get it. Oh, they're not gonna deliver to Navarre Florida money. Yeah. So but then they'll probably call you back and then you can say, We gotta talk. The other day they sold out a product. It's clearly because they're sponsoring our podcast. It's great. Um that and the delicious food. They have a 4.8 out of five stars on Google, so that's uh a great writing as well. The other point two was me. Because you didn't get anything. I believe that. Just kidding. Just kidding. I love Pizza Night. All right, so back to our episode that we're enjoying so much. We do have coming up, not today, an announcement. Somebody just died upstairs, don't worry about that. An announcement about this podcast is coming soon. Oh, bumbo. I can't get any more naked. Yeah, I know. We've already that's already happened. Like, what else do we have left? Like, I did the show Topless once, and Jagger's old now, so like what could the announcement possibly it's a big announcement. Uh I I don't see how you could be complaining about this announcement. I know any announcement brings on complaints of some way, shape, or form, but I think this one, even the most complainy of complainers will won't be able to find a problem. So stay tuned for a big announcement about the JoJo on the go podcast that's coming up. Not today. Not today. Got it. Maybe not tomorrow. Maybe not tomorrow. Got it. All right. So you had your barbecue for the birthday. Yep. And so today's just uh a regular day, or is there some more surprises coming your way? So today excuse me, there goes the voice. Yep. It's broken. Today is the uh Today's the official birthday. I will be working today. Uh I will be taken to dinner later, which is gonna be great. And then this weekend, uh we're gonna continue the celebration a little bit. We're going to an Edgar Allan Poe speakeasy. That sounds so fun. Oh, I'm jealous. I want to go to actually I want to look up a speakeasy because I've been wanting to go to one. Maybe we can I thought you worked at one. No, that's a being easy. Yeah, exactly. Oh, that's good. Get alright. Get alright. It's hard work. That's right. Enjoy it, Jan, until you're old, like Jagger. That'll be a lot of fun. Good. We'll just ignore that I'm older than Jagger and just focus on Jagger's older. I wasn't gonna say a thing. We're ignoring it. Yeah. We're doing you a favor here. Yeah. You know, I I think uh Jagger and I look very studly for our ages. Oh thank you. I agree. Oh, don't you hate that part? You gotta add in for our ages. For our ages. Yeah. I don't look forward to that day. Fifty years of rhythm, fifty years of style. Jagger's turning fifty with a massive rock star smile. I wrote this all by myself. Oh, nice. Half a century of greatness looking sharper than the rest of the five. Who was that for Alan Poe now? Every single day that vintage years are best. No more back in my day. Now the real fun can begin. With a little silver hair and a lifetime full of win. You've got the moves, the magic, and the stories left to tell. 50 never looks so good, and you wear it incredibly well. You stupid bitch. That's cute. Speaking of hair. Mailed the card. Right. You didn't have to read it. Speaking of hair. Your hairline. I did want to talk about that. You can relax, shoulders. Are you keeping it? Are you she doesn't have a dress line? That's for sure. Well, you tell me. What are you doing with your hair? Which hair? Well, I don't plan to shave mine, that's for damn sure. No need. Like a congo. Um, I don't know. Is it is it time? What do you think? Yeah, it's time to give it. I think it looks lovely, especially if you leave that crown on. He looks like grandpa monster. Don't tell him that. Look at this smart. Oh, please. I know someone that's half your age that's had that. So we all know about your ex. I got crop circles. Maybe aliens visit and put patterns in his head while he sleeps. Oh, you look great. I just diverted the hats like I don't know how many years ago, but what do you think? I don't want to see what's under that hat. Yeah. I don't give a damn. I'll show you what's under the hat. I still got some here. See? It literally does look like you put a rope on it. It was a skunk I found yesterday driving to the store. Why let it go to waste on the side of the road when I can put it on my hands? I've never heard something more pencil tucky. Oh my god. So, JoJo, you'll will you ever just give it away give it up and shave it or no? Well, I I I gave it up and shaved it in like sixth grade. And um yeah, it didn't go well. It was middle school, and everyone was getting a crew cut because it was, you know, I guess hot and crew cuts were in. Uh, metal jacket might have been out. I was gonna say you were being drafted to Vietnam at that point. Yeah, it was a time of there was like platoon, full metal jacket. There's a lot of military movies, so everyone was like getting the crew cut. So I go and I get a crew cut, and it's then it's time to go to school. So I get out of my dad's car, I'm walking across the blacktop, the kids play there, the basketball and all that before school starts, right? Everybody's having fun. I swear, I walked on that park the the parking lot or pavement, all sound stopped. You heard the ball go like oh no and roll away, and some guy's like, Oh my god, your head is so big. Oh my and they were like horrified, they weren't middle school cruel, they were scared, and that's when I realized never do that again. Yeah, but you know what? That I and I get like okay, you can't help the fear, but like that is obviously cruel. And uh, you know, having a five-year-old and they say crazy things, and we're talking about bet and all of that, but it's like it's concerning sometimes where like my kid has no problem pointing at someone and being like, you're weird, and I'm like, That's because that's what you do. I don't, yeah, I definitely don't. Yes, you do people I know. That's different. I'm only mean to those I love. Right. It's an honor to get uh told you're a piece of shit by Jenna. She's just learning those boundaries of no versus don't know. Exactly. Janna and boundaries, no such thing. No, and not for this podcast either, my friends. So for uh myself, Jenna, and Moses, thank you for joining us today. Happy birthday, Janger. Happy birthday, holy one. Say hi to your customer foods look forward to. We'll see you on the next episode of JoJo on the go. Bye-bye, birthday, boy! Jojo on the Go is presented by pizza night.tonight. Call 814-943-7000. Pizza Knight. 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