Fooled By Jagger: Adult Day Care

A listener asks Jagger to fool their elderly mother with a prank call.

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:06

Hello. Hi, Miss Pierce.

SPEAKER_01 0:08

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 0:09

This is Tim with Fanny's Granny's Adult Daycare in Richlands. How are you today?

SPEAKER_01 0:12

I'm fine.

SPEAKER_00 0:13

That's wonderful. Uh I'm the purpose for my call today is I'm just doing a welcome call. Uh I have it on my books that you're going to be joining us starting Monday. So we're very excited to have you.

SPEAKER_01 0:22

This is who, honey?

SPEAKER_00 0:24

Fanny's Granny's Adult Daycare in Richlands. And you're going to join us starting Monday. So we're very excited to have you. I just want to let you know about all the games that we're going to have.

SPEAKER_01 0:31

I think you must have the wrong person, sir.

SPEAKER_00 0:34

This is Elizabeth Pierce.

SPEAKER_01 0:35

This is she.

SPEAKER_00 0:36

Yes, your daughter Melissa ha has signed you up for adult daycare.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 0:40

And so we're going to be having tons of games and activities for you. Uh, we do games such as Bridge, we do Pinokle, we do Yahtzee, Parchee. Oh. So all the classics. You're going to be enjoying those activities as well as we do uh we do painting and arts and crafts. Miss Pierce, do you have any incontinence issues?

SPEAKER_01 0:59

No.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

Okay. Uh if you could just do pack an extra pair of underwear just in case and bring that with you on Monday. Also, pack of lunch and two snackies along with that as well, uh, each day. And you'll be with us Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Uh your daughter, Melissa, just wants you to get up off the couch a little more, so we're gonna do that for you.

SPEAKER_01 1:22

Okay, I'll try.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

Miss Pierce, are you single by chance?

SPEAKER_01 1:26

I certainly am, sir. 15 years single.

SPEAKER_00 1:29

Well, we do have a lot of eligible bachelors that are here on a daily basis. They're single and ready to mingle as well.

SPEAKER_01 1:36

Are you single?

SPEAKER_00 1:37

No, ma'am, I am not, but I do have a lot of great uh attendees who will be there that are single.

SPEAKER_01 1:43

Is your daddy single?

SPEAKER_00 1:45

My dad is deceased.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Okay, well, I understand that he will somebody's played a trick on me. I don't know who it is. This is hilarious. My family's sitting around. Just I know it's a prank.

SPEAKER_00 1:59

Yes, ma'am, you're smart. This is uh this is not Tim from Fanny's Grannies. This is Jagger from Jojo on the Go podcast.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

What?

SPEAKER_00 2:07

Yes, ma'am, you are being frank. You caught us quickly.

SPEAKER_01 2:10

Well, thank you, buddy. I I enjoyed it.