Hilarious Christian Jokes - Dr. Mike and Judah

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What happens when a father and son sit down to rate 10 Christian jokes? 😂 Absolute chaos, unexpected punchlines, and a few jokes that were WAY funnier than we expected!

In this fun episode of Roar of Judah, Dr. Mike and Judah from Cool Stuff With Judah react to and rate Christian jokes ranging from “pretty good” to “10 out of 10 legendary.” From pastors avoiding church… to whales, heaven baseball, and the world’s most committed church member stranded on an island alone 😂 — this video is packed with family-friendly laughs and fun reactions.

We’ve been traveling a lot lately, so we wanted to make something lighthearted and fun for the channel — and honestly, some of these jokes caught us completely off guard. Let us know in the comments which joke YOU thought deserved the highest score!

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:02

Welcome to the Roar of Judah. Our mission is to hear God's voice above the noise of this world. And now here's your host, Dr. Mike. Welcome to another episode of the Roar of Judah. I'm your host, Dr. Mike, and with me today is my son Judah. And he's got a channel. Cool stuff with Judah. You want to tell him anything about your channel?

SPEAKER_00 0:29

Subscribe.

SPEAKER_01 0:30

So check it out here on YouTube. I'll make sure I put a description and a link below or a link to his channel. So today we're just going to do something fun. We've been traveling a lot, lots of shows, lots of vacations, and uh so I don't have any interviews with guests for this week. So we thought we'd do something fun. And uh we're gonna do we're gonna kind of read 10 different Christian jokes and we're gonna rate them. So you want to go first? You want me to go first?

SPEAKER_00 1:00

I'll go first.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

You're gonna have to go nice and loud since the microphone's not right in front of us.

SPEAKER_00 1:05

Uh do I burglar break in? A burglar breaks into this house and is looking around when suddenly he hears a voice. Jesus is watching you. The burglar stops suddenly and looks around but can't find anything. So he continues gathering up the goods. Then suddenly again he hears a voice, Jesus is watching you. The burglar then turns on his torch and looks around the room. He sees a parrot in a cage. The burglar goes up to the parrot and asks, Did you just say that? The parrot answers yes. The burglar laughs and says, What's your name then? And the parrot replies, Moses. The burglar laughs again and says, Who would give such a stupid name to a parrot? The parrot replies, the same people who call who would call a bulldog Jesus.

SPEAKER_01 2:09

Very nice. One to ten, ten being the best. What do you give that joke? I'll give it a five and a half.

SPEAKER_00 2:19

A four.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

Sounds good. See if I can beat a four on this one. Alright. A child was in church with their mother when they started to feel sick. Can we leave now? They ask. No, the mother said. But I'm gonna throw up, the child insisted. The mother told them to go throw up outside behind a bush. The child left and returned a few moments later. How did you go outside so fast? The mother asked. I didn't go outside, the child said. There's a box in the lobby that says for the sick. A little better. I'll give that one a seven. Pretty nice.

SPEAKER_00 3:07

I'll give it a seven point one.

SPEAKER_01 3:13

We'll take it. We're on our way up. Let's hear the next one.

SPEAKER_00 3:18

Okay. Two brothers who love baseball wondered whether they could play the sport when they get when they went to heaven. So they swore that whoever went to heaven first would find some way to let the living brother know. The oldest brother passed away a week later, and on the night he was buried, he reappeared at the foot of his brother's bed. Is there baseball in heaven? asked the younger brother. Well, I've got good and bad news, the older brother said. The good news is that there is baseball in heaven. That's great, said the brother. What's the bad news? The bad news is you're pitching Sunday.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

Better in the first one. Pretty even with the second, I would say.

SPEAKER_00 4:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

It's baseball. We like baseball. So we gotta bump it up a little bit. I'll give it a 7.7.

SPEAKER_00 4:16

All right. I'll give it a 7.5.

SPEAKER_01 4:22

7.5. We're on our way up. Alright. Next one says a stranger asked the pastor to pray for their hearing. He put his hands on their ears and prayed. Then he asked if their hearing was better. The stranger told him they wouldn't know until Monday when they went to court and appeared before the judge. So it wasn't their ears that were bad. They had a court hearing he wanted them to pray for. I was impressed. I don't think you were that impressed. I'll give that uh I'll give that one a six point two.

SPEAKER_00 5:03

Let me read it again.

SPEAKER_01 5:06

Six point two. What are you giving it?

SPEAKER_00 5:22

Probably a seven.

SPEAKER_01 5:29

Sounds good.

SPEAKER_00 5:40

A mother went to wake her son for church one Sunday morning. When she knocked on his door and said, I'm not going, why not? Asked his mother, I'll give you two good reasons, he said. One, they don't like me. Two, I don't like them. His mother replied, I'll give you two good reasons why you will go to church. One, you're 47 years old. Two, you're the pastor.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

I like that. I think that was the best one yet.

SPEAKER_00 6:13

I'll give it a six.

SPEAKER_01 6:16

Oh, a six. I'm thinking like a eight point four. That was good. Pastor doesn't want to go to the church. Nobody likes him. All right. This one. A poor man walking through the forest feels close to God. He asks, Lord, what is a million years to you? God replies, My son, a million years to you is like a second to me. The man asks, Lord, what is a million dollars to you? God replies, My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It's almost nothing to me. The man asks, So I can have so can I have a million dollars? And God replies, in a second.

SPEAKER_00 7:03

I already heard that before. I I saw a video.

SPEAKER_01 7:08

You saw that one on video. Did you like it?

SPEAKER_00 7:11

Yeah, it's pretty good. I saw it before. It was funnier the first time, because I already knew how that one went. So since I already heard it, I'll give it a five, but it's a pretty good joke.

SPEAKER_01 7:24

It's gotta be a solid seven. Solid seven. All right, we each got two more.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

Three boys on the playground were bragging about their dads. One said, My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a song, and they pay him fifty dollars. Oh yeah, my dad scribbles a few words, calls it a poem, and they pay him a hundred dollars. That's nothing, said the third kid. My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a sermon, and it takes six people to collect all the money in the room.

SPEAKER_01 7:59

Pretty good. They're all above average, but I'll give that one a solid eight.

SPEAKER_00 8:08

Um I'll give it a seven.

SPEAKER_01 8:18

Alright, three to go. Two from me, one from Judah. This one, a scientist approached God and said, We have decided we no longer need you, as we can create anything in a laboratory just as easily as you can. God replied, Really? Are you able to create life itself? Absolutely, I'll demonstrate, the scientist said, as he reached down and began gathering dirt for the procedure. God said, Hey, get your own dirt.

SPEAKER_00 8:48

Well, that's true.

SPEAKER_01 8:52

That's true, but not funny. I think that was the worst one so far. I'll give it a 4.3.

SPEAKER_00 9:01

I'll give it a four.

SPEAKER_01 9:08

Alright, let's go out with a bang. Let's hear our great one.

SPEAKER_00 9:12

One day a teacher was walking to her first grade class about whales when a little girl had a question. Little girl, do whales swallow people? Do I read teacher? No, they even though they are much bigger than a person, they have throat pleats that filter their food of krill and plankton. Little girl. But Mrs. Thurston says Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Teacher get getting angry. Blue whales cannot swallow people. Little girl, well, when I get to heaven, I'll just ask Jonah if he was really swallowed by a whale. Teacher, still red with anger. What if Jonah went to hell? Girl, well then you can ask him.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

I like that. I'm gonna give that one a nine. Give it an eight and a thing that was the top for both of us, right? So far? Got one left. Maybe it'll be better. Alright. Last one. A person was stranded on an island for years all by himself before being rescued. The rescuers noticed he had built three huts. One was my house and the other one was my church. The person told them. They asked what the third hut was for. Oh, that was my old church before I changed denominations. He was there by himself. He changed churches. And he was there by himself. They should have said, I didn't like the pastor. I got him giving that one a 10. Oh, we gotta give it a 10. What? He built himself a house and a church. He left the church. 10 out of 10.

SPEAKER_00 11:37

What?

SPEAKER_01 11:41

Anyway, so let us know in the comment what your favorite joke was. And uh hope to see you again. More interviews coming soon. Say goodbye.

SPEAKER_00 11:53

Bye. Make sure to like and subscribe to watch so you can see the latest videos.

SPEAKER_01 12:01

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