Public Sex w/Kandy, Kurtis, DeVon, Lola and Onyx

🔥 Buckle up, because our latest episode is pure public-sex pandemonium turned up to eleven! We spilled EVERY steamy detail: sneaky park quickies, hikes that got handsy, rooftop fireworks on the 4th that weren’t just in the sky, sandy beach romps, and car windows fogged beyond recognition. 

But then… oh baby… the convo took a deliciously filthy detour into glory-hole glory with DeVon, Lola, and Onyx stealing the spotlight. Picture this: 15–20 eager guys lined up in chairs, eyes locked, pulses racing, rubbing themselves, waiting their turn to slide through the wall for their shot at her legendary mouth. We get raw and real about the heat of it all—quick clean-ups, that split-second “hell no” vibe when the dick doesn’t deliver the fantasy, and exactly how they tap out or power through. 

Did you know that Female glory holes exist?  Irene didn't and the shock value is priceless!  It’s wild, it’s unfiltered, it’s dripping with adrenaline(among other things) and mischief. 

If you love your sex stories shameless, chaotic, and dripping with voyeuristic thrill… this one’s gonna leave you breathless. Press play and thank us later. 😈✨

Transcript

Speaker 3 0:00

Welcome to the VXN Chronicles, Erotic Explorations, and Unapologetic Talk. Tonight's episode, we're exploring the electric heart-pounding world of public sex. And I've got four experts here with me tonight that I'll introduce in a minute. But I always wonder about this. It's like where do people say they pulled it off? And you know, some of it's believable, some of it isn't. But more importantly, I just want to warn you all that it's still illegal in 12 states. So let's misbehave. And again, this is your content warning. Uh this show is about sex, every kind and flavor of sex. And if you think any topic is not your thing, please don't listen to it. If you're under 18, you better stop listening right now, or I'm calling your mom. And my lawyer makes me say that. This is a reminder to submit your feedback, questions, and story ideas via email to info at the Vixenchronicles.com, and that's VXN. And please follow and listen on iHeart, Apple, or Spotify podcasts, and you'll get notified when we publish new episodes. Hello, Vixenhood. I'm here tonight without my co-host Kat, and I'm missing her terribly. But I'm lucky enough to have some very familiar friends with me. Candy is here, Candy and Curtis, and Candy, as you all know, is my smoking dominatrix, and I mean smoking hot, even though she does have that smoking thing that she does for people too. And Devon and Lola, who are resident swingers, and one of them is very well endowed. You'll remember Devon for that. But Lola, she's gonna be working on some endowment soon, anyways, too. And then we have Onyx here, and Onyx is just going to really help us with the uh whole public sex thing. So I I from what I understand, she has some great stories to share. We also have Jolene, who comes in at the most inopportune times and barks or whines and wants me to hold her or whatever. Jolene's her metal name, too, by the way. Okay, tonight we're talking about public sex. And I feel like every one of us in this room has had some version of that, right? So the uh the what I wanted to ask you guys, so public sex for me doesn't necessarily mean that it's outside. It could be anywhere, it could be inside, it could be in a club or you know, a bathroom or wherever, someplace where other people might come in. Are we all in the same definition for that? Good. I was also thinking like movie theaters, boating, work. Okay, so on a scale of one to ten, you as a couple, Devon and Lola, how exhibitionistic? Easy for me to say, do you think that you guys are?

Speaker 8 3:05

11.

Speaker 3 3:06

Cool.

Speaker 8 3:07

Yeah, it is 11.

Speaker 3 3:08

It's an 11. Okay, cool. Candy and Curtis.

Speaker 6 3:13

I'd have to say at least a 10.

Speaker 3 3:15

Really?

Speaker 6 3:16

I mean, yeah, we yeah. So that's just we had an audience.

Speaker 4 3:21

Okay. We had more than a fucking audience. Dude, me and Jamie were just talking about this is a great story.

Speaker 7 3:29

Well, let's hear it.

Speaker 4 3:30

Let's just go straight into it. Let's hear it.

Speaker 7 3:32

Yeah, that was a swinger club.

Speaker 4 3:35

Yeah, we went. So, first of all, let me start by like from the moment we walked in the door, it was just like so like, and it was crazy because he don't he don't people, so we he instantly had fucking anxiety. We were already high walking in there, and it was just like it for 10 minutes, they were just like walk watching us walk around. I was like, Oh my god, I think we're gonna leave here. Then the girl I was talking to online came over and got us, and like everything was fine after that. But then, like we ended up going to the room, hooking up, whatever, and then like they were like taking turns switching in a line to walk to watch they asked us to as we're walking upstairs.

Speaker 3 4:09

Oh, yeah, like I kind of remember this story. I think that's how I think that's how we got to this show was because we were fascinated by that. Yeah, and it was uh so how long did you guys stay there and exhibit?

Speaker 4 4:21

A couple hours two hours, maybe two and a half. Holy shit. Yeah, yeah, it was great. Like two hours of play, like fucking and there's a whole fetish festival going on outside, and everybody's here. It was pretty I felt really good about it. It's very cool.

Speaker 3 4:34

Okay, Onyx, are you uh what are you on a scale of one to ten for an exhibitionist?

Speaker 1 4:41

I don't know. I mean, it depends, but I like it. So I would say like eight or nine.

Speaker 3 4:48

Eight or nine? Okay, well, for myself. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Eight or okay. Is she so for myself? I would Okay, okay. That's fair. That's fair. I think for myself, I I'm not an exhibitionist on purpose, but I would put myself at a five or six. Let's hear your story. What's your favorite story for public sex?

Speaker 8 5:16

Probably at Secrets, like my favorite, but I guess my favorite had to do with being funny. Yeah. Memorable moments. We were at Secrets, we were in the James Bond room, and because it's it's all white with like white swings hanging down, and it's it's freaking wild. And we were playing on the bed, and I think I was recording the mirror that's above it.

Speaker 3 5:38

Yeah.

Speaker 8 5:39

And one of our friends walked in, and all of a sudden she goes, Oh my god, is that Devon's dick? Like, just out of nowhere. It's like just us two in there, and like they walk in the room because the doors are two inches and they're both open.

Speaker 3 5:50

Okay.

Speaker 8 5:50

And so she just comes in and she's like, Wait, no, that's not real. Wait, that's real? Hold on. And like it's dark and I can't see her, I can hear her, and I know who it is, but it's just it was one of the moments that just cut through the silence, and it was just like well, no, does that impact you, you know, at the club where when you're in the middle of doing stuff?

Speaker 3 6:07

Does that impact you like from a sexual perspective? Get in your head or anything?

Speaker 8 6:11

Not then. If I'm already in a good rhythm, it's just keeping it. I'm not, I won't believe that. It's kind of like playing sports. Once you're in the game, that crowd no longer.

Speaker 3 6:18

Yeah, okay, that's cool.

Speaker 8 6:19

It just kind of blocks it out.

Speaker 3 6:20

That's cool.

Speaker 8 6:21

You know, throw there before I get there. Yeah, I'm I'm away. I'm I'm gonna sit over here.

Speaker 3 6:26

Did okay, Onyx, what's what's one of your favorite stories?

Speaker 1 6:31

Oh my goodness. Um I'm not really sure. I'd say that one of my I don't know if I'd say favorite, but I've always been into public sex, but I didn't realize I was much into being watched. I think it's more of the like That's the whole exhibition. Yeah. But recently I was somewhere and um, you know, me and this guy were going at it, and I looked over, and someone that I knew, a couple that I knew was watching, and like just in that moment, I was like, Oh, I think I like being watched. Like the actual part, and that was just not something I knew. It wasn't like something I was ever opposed to, but like it wasn't something that I knew that I was into until that moment when it was like, Okay, I like this. I love that for you.

Speaker 3 7:20

I love that for you too.

Speaker 4 7:22

Seriously. Yeah, I love that. That's the best. And then the first time is so extra hot and heavy, too. You know what I mean? And then you make sure you make eye contact with him so you know, they know, you know, whatever. That's me. Like, I want you to know I know you're watching. That's just so hot to you. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 7:39

I don't think I've ever had sex in front of someone else. Now you have to. That'll be interesting with my partner who does not want to be seen anywhere. Okay, so what's the sluttiest, most reckless place you've ever had you've ever either fucked or gotten off in in public? I'm going to Devon and Lola for. Well, do you guys wait? You guys know? Let's go with it. Go, Ken.

Speaker 8 8:06

I felt the stories miss out of the way.

Speaker 4 8:07

I was like, you gotta hold on. You go. You're way better at telling the stories than me.

Speaker 7 8:11

No, I don't know. I was thinking of the airplane. Oh, shit.

Speaker 4 8:14

Wait, you guys had sex on a haircut. I was thinking of the uh I can't really say the location.

Speaker 6 8:19

You just jacked me off, but I it was his first time ever, and he was so fucking into it.

Speaker 4 8:22

Yeah, you didn't.

Speaker 6 8:23

In the seats, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 8:25

No, I have done that.

Speaker 4 8:26

Pretty sure somebody was next to us.

Speaker 3 8:28

I like when I uh fly long distance over to Europe or even to Hong Kong or someplace, you have your own bed in your own little space. I'll say, Yeah, I mean you lay down, they get blankets, you get everything. Nice, and I definitely do not have an issue making myself come on an airplane. I'm like because if you're horny, you're horny, but getting to Hong Kong is 12 hours, you know. That's you're on a plane.

Speaker 7 8:52

You might get a few in.

Speaker 3 8:54

Exactly. But that's like a 10-hour flight once you leave the states, like you're in the air that way.

Speaker 4 9:01

No, thank you.

Speaker 3 9:02

So, I mean, I just wish I had a partner with me, you know. Yeah. So, okay, so you jacked him off on an airplane. So that's that's pretty brazen.

Speaker 4 9:11

I still think the park one's way better. Yeah, yeah. Oh, well, let's hear it. I mean, there ended up the cops installed cameras and everything after this. Like it was.

Speaker 7 9:18

Yeah, they started working, they were there every night. It was yeah, they're working in the world. I don't know if I should even say the name of the park.

Speaker 4 9:23

Don't say it, but tell them.

Speaker 3 9:24

Yeah.

Speaker 7 9:25

One of the biggest, most central parks in Dayton.

Speaker 3 9:28

Yeah.

Speaker 7 9:29

And we were, you know, it's table we were at, curb street, and uh red light. Oh, yeah, at a red light, at a red light, and I was from here to you to the road. 11 or 11:30 at night, and she took the suction cup and sucked it. It was one of those like plastic chairs, you know, like a picnic chair or you know, outside table or whatever, and it stuck to stuck it to the chair and was riding it.

Speaker 4 9:56

Wait, a dildo.

Speaker 7 9:59

And there were these two like gentlemen walking probably a hundred feet behind us, and the one on the right was just like this all on video. Is that what yeah, and uh the light turned red, there was a car sitting right there, and then um I hope I hope they enjoyed it. Yeah, for sure. Well, and then there was a camera, right? Who knows if anybody watched it, but and then moving forward after that, they have security there.

Speaker 4 10:28

The chairs are locked up, yeah.

Speaker 7 10:29

They lock the chairs up now the tables, and uh until like one in the morning they have security there after dark.

Speaker 4 10:37

We went a few days later, yeah.

Speaker 7 10:40

Well, I guess that's not did we do that? Like the reason timing is weird.

Speaker 4 10:45

I have a feeling you did, by the way. Yeah, but I missed it.

Speaker 3 10:49

You you're the reason the chairs are locked up. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 10:53

Stopped at the fucking red light. Yeah, we're above it. I pulled my movies up and was like, just sitting here.

Speaker 3 11:00

There's nothing in me.

Speaker 5 11:01

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 11:02

Wait, did you have on a skirt? I had on a dress. Ah, okay. And I had my titties out and had this pulled up. It makes it so much easier, doesn't it?

Speaker 4 11:09

Way easier. Okay, always stay dressed, PSA, doing public stuff, by the way. Yeah. Got caught by hikers one day. Oh my god.

Speaker 8 11:19

Great tip. Great tip.

Speaker 4 11:22

Yeah, because we kind of just walk up hiking and just stop right there.

Speaker 5 11:26

I'm seeing that really happen.

Speaker 3 11:28

Yeah. I'm dying. Wait, you guys were hiking on a hiking trail somewhere. Yeah. I assume in Ohio, right? Yeah. And you just decided to fuck, which I have to tell you, I think that's yeah. I was given a blowjob, and then people started walking down the hill.

Speaker 7 11:41

You know, in retrospect, now knowing the park better like that was pretty ballsy.

Speaker 4 11:45

Yeah.

Speaker 3 11:45

Oh.

Speaker 4 11:46

But we do it all the time. We just go and just start walking and then just stop. I like that. Do you normally hear people most of the time? Okay. I mean, that's content. Oh, I have all of this on video. You do the park thing too, with the guys walking by. Yeah, I can't delete it on OF because the people are walking by.

Speaker 7 12:02

So it's black in their faces. Yeah. But you said like this. You gotta tag them.

Speaker 4 12:05

Right. So you have to tag you. I do. Yeah, like I post it and tag you. So can you cut those people out in the background or not? I mean, not really, because he likes he's a very good recorder. So he's like walking around and zooming in and getting the people he scrolled like this out of the room.

Speaker 3 12:19

Here's my thing. I would I would find a different place other than OF to put it in the code. Oh, yeah, I have it. Okay. And and feel free to plug that as much as you guys want. You know that. Okay. So did the risk of getting busted with you two, did that does that add to the you know, the pleasure? Does it kick in in your brain?

Speaker 4 12:40

Definitely with that too, and along with her, like knowing people are watching with Onyx. But it's also the fact when I'm doing solo stuff and he's video recording, yeah. I feel like he's watching me do public stuff and it's way hot, you know, because I'm watching his dick it hard and he sometimes he pulls it out and plays with it. It's just so hot. All everything.

Speaker 3 13:01

Wait, I'm gonna take a little sidek here, and yeah, I'm coming back to you too. So you better have your riskiest, sluttiest place. Is that not the hottest thing to watch your guy is stroke his cock? To me, yeah, to me, like I can tell you this if with my partner, the minute he just starts even playing with his cock, like I know like it's gonna be, and he knows it turns me on, so he does it. And he does it very subtly.

Speaker 4 13:25

Yeah, you know, it's just especially when like I'm sitting there smoking and just looking at him, and then he's watching me and he loves it, like smoking fetish thing, and I'm just yeah, watching it grow all the way, it's great. You know what I mean? Before he even touches me, you know what I mean? It's work hard, you know. I love that.

Speaker 3 13:39

Yeah. Oh, sorry. I did a little settle down, nipples. I did a little hard over here.

Speaker 13:46

I see it.

Speaker 3 13:47

I love it. Okay, you two, Devon and Lola. Where what is it? Like the sluttiest, the dirtiest, reckless. Or reckless place. Yours, the park one, I'm telling you.

Speaker 14:00

To me, recently we did it like on the edge of I wouldn't say a cliff, but out by the lake. Oh, it was a wide open lake, and it was right on the edge of the bank. We were on the bank. Yeah, we were on the bank, we were on the bank.

Speaker 8 14:15

Yeah, we were on the uh we're at the end of a boat ramp. Boat ramp goes into the water like rocks and bank right here.

Speaker 14:22

And and there were some people that came down.

Speaker 8 14:24

What the hell were we doing that morning? We came back. It must have been after the morning.

Speaker 14:27

Wait, were you guys fucking or were you blowing them?

Speaker 8 14:29

Oh, okay. It was like right after probably a party or something because we're getting back home faster than you just do you just bend over.

Speaker 3 14:35

Like I always wonder, like, if you're on a hiking trail, like how do you do it? Just bend over. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Speaker 8 14:39

Unless you bring a blanket, and that was all planned.

Speaker 3 14:42

Yeah.

Speaker 8 14:43

We don't plan in on that. Good. We were down by the bank and it's early morning. So down on Lake Cumberland, there's boaters.

Speaker 5 14:50

Oh, it's like what's it?

Speaker 8 14:52

Yeah, I did not realize they're gonna be out that early. And I mean, they're flying by, and I'm like, oh, well, some of them just spend the night out there, you know. True. Yeah. And some kids I we know they could see us because it's bodies on rocks. Yeah. You can't mistake. Sure. Yeah. They're flying by and you can see the boats. I started noticing, I looked up, I was like, wait a minute, it's that's the same boat three times now. And then two more. With another one, it was like a jet boat. I mean, they flew in speedboat, flew in and stops right in the cove we're standing in.

Speaker 3 15:21

That sounds like people I know at Cumberland. Yeah, they would absolutely be into watching. That's cool. I love that. Okay, so how long does it take like to have sex like that? I mean, you know, you're gonna just have sex. Is it like a quickie or is it middle of the road? Is it 20 minutes? Like, what is it?

Speaker 15:38

I don't say it's a quickie.

Speaker 7 15:42

I'm like, yeah, I gotta get out of here. Okay. That's why are we here? I was gonna say during those, I feel like I nut quicker. I don't know if it's like brain notes, it's a necessity, you know what I mean, or or if it's the excitement.

Speaker 4 15:54

For me, it's like the thing is you want to get the experience in before we get to the world. Is that what it is? Yeah, but I don't tell it.

Speaker 7 16:00

That's just how it happens. Like, oh, okay, that works.

Speaker 3 16:04

Well, that leads right into my next question. Does that dopamine hit from public sex? Yes, does it just make things happen faster, right? Better than just normal bedroom sex, even though bedroom sex can be great, you know, 99% of the time. It's just that whole thing about your body is reacting to the thrill of it.

Speaker 8 16:23

Like it's like worrying about getting in trouble and getting busted is like everyone's like biggest fear, no matter what you're doing. So you add in public indecency and sex.

Speaker 4 16:33

I always felt like it helps, like those vanilla or boring relationships where the sex is like falling off. Go have a date night, do some rick public risky sex. I'm telling you, the spark will reignite. And you know what?

Speaker 3 16:44

That's also like hotel sex.

Speaker 4 16:45

Hotel sex is always better, it's just a different place.

Speaker 3 16:47

Yeah, it is. I agree, it gets you out of your it gets you out of your comfort zone. Well, that and the things that you repeat, yeah.

Speaker 8 16:55

Yeah, I think people are listening and watching at the hotels too. So that also them walls of this pin. And you hear people walking around.

Speaker 7 17:03

There was one where like we were loud for hours and stayed the night, and then that had to be a Maddie night. It was Montana, Montana, and I was walking down the hall, they were in the room, and I'm probably maybe eight rooms away, and I could hear them talking, and I'm just like that tells me everything. Yeah, so okay, the whole floor then. If I can hear them talking, they probably you could probably hear clapping from the whole floor.

Speaker 3 17:36

I I will say that has happened to me once I was uh with my partner at the time, and we were having hot, wild sex all night, and the people next door must have called the front desk because the phone rang, and they're like, hey, we're gonna need you guys to you know tone it down a little bit. I'm like, okay. So that that certainly cuts the mood, right? Yeah. I don't know.

Speaker 7 17:57

I feel challenged at that point.

Speaker 4 18:01

I paid good money to do this. Yeah. That is fair.

Speaker 3 18:04

Yeah. The next morning we're leaving, it was in San Francisco, we're leaving to go sightseeing new things, and the people next door came out of their door at the same time and got in the elevator with us.

Speaker 7 18:15

Oh no.

Speaker 4 18:16

Dude, like, hey, you do the best elevator stories.

Speaker 3 18:19

I know, I know.

Speaker 4 18:21

But I and I was like You didn't even hear the squirt one. Oh you didn't hear your squirt elevator story.

Speaker 18:27

I don't think we heard it either.

Speaker 4 18:29

You didn't? Oh my god. Public sex, yeah. That is public sex, yep. Well, it counts. You're right.

Speaker 3 18:36

Oh, God. Okay.

Speaker 4 18:37

You don't want to call it all, just get to the you and him squirting park.

unknown 18:40

Okay.

Speaker 3 18:41

So I'm I'm at my son's, you know, $75,000 wedding, and obviously everything is top-notch. And my partner and I had been at the wedding reception together, but we drove separate because I had to be there earlier and stuff. So he went down to his car for something, came back. He's like, that's the slowest fucking elevator I've ever been on. And then around, I don't know what time it was, maybe 10:30 or 11, he's like, okay, I'm gonna take off. When you leave, just come straight to my place or whatever. And I'm like, okay, so I said, I'll walk down with you. So I walked to the elevator with him. We get in, and he starts fingering me, and like, well, my dress is up to my tits, and he starts fingering me, and I squirt everywhere. Like it, he knows exactly where to go to to make shit happen. So the funny part of this story, though, is my child thought one of his groomsmen peed in the elevator because they got charged a $250 fee. And he sent a group text to all the groomsmen, and he's like, I don't know which one of you fuckers peed in the elevator, but I'm being charged $250. And none of them, none of them admitted to it. Oh no. Keep in mind, I'd already told my brother about this the day before. And I know my brother were tight like that. And I was telling him how funny it was. And he so the next day, I thought he was teasing me. He's like, You gotta call your kid right now. Because they were already in the Turks and Caicos and they were getting charged this 250p. And I'm like, You're lying. He's like, Nope, nope, you gotta call him. He's like, he thinks what he's like, he just sent a text to all the grooms. Okay. So I called my son and it went straight to voicemail, and he said, Hold on, I'm talking to the event place, the venue. And he's telling me that again, he's being charged. And I said, hang up right now, because he said he was gonna pull the video. He was gonna have it sent to him. And I said, Hang up right now and call me. And so I'm like, I'm the one. I I got to laughing with my friends and I peed in the elevator, and to this day he still doesn't know. But if that elevated I will say this, if that video exists, that's gonna be one hot fucking video for me. And I forget about that. But I mean, dude, it was so funny.

Speaker 20:48

It exists somewhere, somebody's gonna be able to do that.

Speaker 7 20:50

Yes, please save him from seeing that.

Speaker 3 20:52

Yeah. Oh yeah, Lord. Don't go back. There's no going back.

Speaker 7 20:55

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 20:56

Oh, yeah.

Speaker 8 20:57

I paid the $250. How did you feel when he said, like, this that's what you read? Like, they're about to put a video. Like, did you feel like it admits like just overtaking the heat?

Speaker 3 21:07

Sick to my stomach.

Speaker 8 21:08

Don't do it.

Speaker 3 21:08

Stomach just dropped. Yeah. My heart would have dropped. Oh my god. You know, it's just oh. Yeah, that was. Yeah. I was horrified completely. Onyx? Any stories you want to go down that were slutty, reckless, or anything like that?

Speaker 1 21:31

Recently had sex in a park.

Speaker 3 21:34

Okay. You need to get closer to that microphone for me.

Speaker 1 21:37

Sex in a park? Uh in the middle of the day. What? Not that far from the road.

Speaker 3 21:42

Okay. And was it like were the moms out there pushing their kids in their own?

Speaker 1 21:47

No, it wasn't like a like a playground part. It was just like, you know, a wooded area.

Speaker 3 21:52

Oh, okay. Got it.

Speaker 1 21:53

So that one was exciting.

Speaker 3 21:55

Did anybody come along?

Speaker 1 21:57

Someone drove by. Oh, okay. I don't know. Okay. Yeah, so there's that one. Okay. Also hooked up with a guy in college in the football locker room, which I didn't realize was such a well-traveled place. Yeah, oh yeah. I've never been in one, but I'm not a football player. Um, so that one was interesting because like mid the like a group of coaches walked in and a hide in a maintenance closet. Oh my god. So that was fun.

Speaker 3 22:28

Wait, doesn't that sound like that movie Porky? What was it called? Was it Porky's? Was that what it was?

unknown 22:33

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 22:35

Porky's room. Yeah, all of that. But I don't really remember the movie. I just remember that one scene about they were fucking in a laundry closet or something. That's so funny.

Speaker 1 22:44

Yeah, no, we were not in the closet. And uh yeah, I got he like just shoved me in there, and then they were in there forever. And I was like, okay, how long do I have to stay in this closet? Like at one point I just was about to walk out and leave. What are you gonna be with me?

Speaker 3 22:55

I don't play football. Like I was just in here looking around. Yeah, exactly. Do you guys Curtis, throw that microphone back to you? Did do any of you ever well, I mean, you guys are so open about this. Do you secretly want to be watched? But I think we've already covered that.

Speaker 4 23:17

Yeah.

Speaker 3 23:17

I I think for me, I'll do things when I'm traveling and I'll leave the curtains open intentionally in one of my high-rise hotels, and I will absolutely sleep with them open. I'll have I'll masturbate with them open, everything, get dressed with them open. So and I do see people watching occasionally, and I'm like, if you know, if it turns them on, I'm good with it. But it's nice and safe in a way.

Speaker 4 23:43

So yeah, exactly. Yeah, no, definitely. Yeah, but I think that's because like I'm I'm live in front of people all the time. Right, that's true. So maybe that's where the king started. But then I don't know, no, because I've always I've always liked being watched. You know what I mean? I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 23:59

Have you ever okay? So none of you have been arrested or been caught for this. I was caught, yeah.

Speaker 7 24:05

Yeah, same.

Speaker 3 24:06

Wait, you've been arrested.

Speaker 7 24:08

A caught, not arrested. Yeah, and I thought about it already earlier, too. No, it was a girl and it was a built-up thing, and then she literally just stopped and pulled her car over, and she's like, Can I suck your cock now?

Speaker 3 24:21

I'm like, No, no man's gonna turn that down.

Speaker 7 24:24

Like, yeah, you this is the neighborhood we were in, it's Westside Modesto, and it's like drugs, gangs. So the cops are everywhere. I I knew it wasn't a good idea. Yeah, I never would have picked, you know, and so I'm already see I and it's funny too how far I let like I'm looking in the mirror, I see the cops there, and I'm not telling I didn't tell her. Right, I didn't tell her, and I'm sitting and I'm like, okay, they're getting out of the car, and then a couple steps in, I'm finally like, okay, hey, the cops are coming. Um and yeah, well, and the f their first thought was well, they assumed a guy was gonna be driving and it was a prostitute. Oh then they see a girl driving and a guy, and they're like, Wait, what? And then they're like, wait, this isn't prostitution. Oh, okay, well, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 25:13

Who was driving?

Speaker 7 25:15

The girl. It's a girl, yeah. Yeah, it was her car and everything, and that's when you know, again, they expected it to be a guy, right? And you know, the girl was in the passenger seat, and they were already like, wait, oh, this isn't oh this oh, what the f why here? You guys only get killed.

Speaker 3 25:29

Yeah, yeah, like that is so funny. Yeah. What have you have you guys been caught?

Speaker 25:35

I've gotten caught twice.

Speaker 3 25:37

Twice?

Speaker 25:37

Uh not in jail. Okay. Yeah. Um the first time it was in a park bathroom. And there was cops that had came and walked in there. You gotta talk, you gotta speak up or move that closer to you back. There was cops that had come and walked in there.

Speaker 3 25:53

Oh, they did?

Speaker 25:54

Yeah. We had just gotten done. They they were just like, get out of here and just go because it was after hours, so and then the second time we were in school parking lot. Oh my god. We almost got caught there once.

Speaker 3 26:09

And uh school parking lots are not the place to do that, I would think.

Speaker 26:12

Crazy enough, of course, it was on a school bus. Oh what? It was wait, was the person a bus driver? No, no. It was me and my girlfriend. Yeah. And we had went we had went to the school and there was an empty school bus there. Yeah. It was after after school hours. So we decided to walk onto a school bus and went to the back of the bus and started playing with each other. And here comes the security. Oh my god. Walking around and or driving around. Yeah.

Speaker 3 26:42

And they saw us and wait, how'd they say was it dark or was it the middle of the day? It was the middle of the day.

Speaker 7 26:47

Oh, okay. Oh shit. Yeah, it was it was stum. Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't just watch.

Speaker 26:51

Did we? Right. I know. Well, how yeah, I mean, I was younger, but yeah, so it may probably not that on.

Speaker 3 26:59

You were under 18. Yeah. Yeah, he would have got in trouble for that. Yeah. He would have got in the primal. So I've got a couple things that I didn't think that I'd done a lot of public sex, but it was almost opportunistic kind of thing. So before TSA, you could walk down to the gates, and you guys may or may not remember that or anything, but I would always go in and pick up my boyfriend or my husband or whoever it happened to be. I would be completely naked and just have on like a trench coat and would walk all the way in and then you know, give them a hug and a kiss and tell them on the way out that I was naked. Oh, that is so that's cool as fuck. So those were the good old days, by the way. You could get away with that kind of shit.

Speaker 5 27:42

You can't do that now.

Speaker 3 27:43

Right, exactly. And most of the time we never even made it, you know, out of the parking lot. It was you're having sex right there in the car in the parking lot. And then with my husband a couple times, I we were in Hawaii, and he's like, he, we're our place was right on the beach. So we all we had to do was open the sliding door, and we walked out, and he's like, Let's have sex on the beach. And I'm like, I'm in. So we grabbed the comforter off the bed and he puts it down, and we're in the middle of having sex, and there's these things called sand crabs or something, they're everywhere, they look like spiders. And I it's that ruined the motherfucking mood. We did not finish, and he was the same way I was like, Oh, this is it, just that like they were just coming out of everyone.

Speaker 7 28:27

And then you feel like they're on you, yeah.

Speaker 3 28:29

And I and they might have been at one point. I was too busy screaming to get out of there because I hate spiders, and apparently I hate sand crabs too. And then one time we were at a concert, had on a dress, and I just sat down in his lap and was just acting like I was dancing, but we were having sex in front of his friends. They didn't know. They did not know. Oh, the friends didn't know? They did not know. Nice, and I went the this one is actually one of my favorite ones. I was in New York with a friend of well, my partner, and I don't even know what it was. We were in the back of a taxi, and uh he he said something about blowjob, and I must have had enough to drink at that point.

Speaker 4 29:05

I'm like, Well, I love this story, yeah.

Speaker 3 29:07

And I'm like, I'll give you a blowjob. So I'm full blown in the middle of giving him a blowjob. The taxi driver, I'm sure, is watching. But we get stopped in New York traffic, and right by oh shit, Grand Central Station, and there's a it's almost like a hill. And so at one point I hear all this yelling, and I look up and it's it's a school bus full of teenagers and they're boys, and they are yelling about all kinds of shit. I did finish that blowjob though, but I'm like, yeah, we're fucking, we're going to jail. So I think I think those are all my public sex stories, even though I didn't think I had a lot of people.

Speaker 4 29:47

But they're all your stories are always so good.

Speaker 3 29:50

You know what I mean? That yeah, that I think I was pretty drunk on that one. But okay. So why do we think the turn on, why or why do we think getting caught is such a turn on? I mean, I'm just because I think everybody has that in them. Getting caught.

Speaker 4 30:07

Yeah. I don't know. The same reason why people cheat on each other is a sneakiness part of it. Why I don't fucking know, you know, way with it. It's because like when you're in a relationship for so long, you get bored, you get boring, and shit, you know what I mean? So you go out, find somebody new because it's new and there's a spark and the adrenaline rush, too, right?

Speaker 3 30:25

Like it has to be a few. Exactly.

Speaker 7 30:28

Definitely, and yeah, I don't know if it's the getting caught or almost getting caught. Right, right. So it's like escaping things. Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 30:39

It's like and and do you guys think people who actually do public sex regularly are they bigger risk takers in life in general? Absolutely, yeah. Absolutely. Okay.

Speaker 7 30:51

Yeah, I mean, you gotta be afraid to not go to jail.

Speaker 4 30:54

Yeah, yeah. So I mean, it's a lot easier to not be afraid when you've already been there. Right. I'm just saying, yeah, true.

Speaker 1 31:01

I don't know if I agree with that though, because I'm not a risk taker in real life.

Speaker 8 31:06

Oh my god.

Speaker 1 31:07

When I like when it comes to like sex side of me, way different person than my like everyday normal life. Like people who know me in my normal life would have no like guess about what I do. See, that's valid though. I do know people like that. That's like one of my like biggest places to like get that like more reckless, like fun part out.

Speaker 3 31:28

Yeah.

Speaker 1 31:29

But like on the part of like, what is the like what's the appeal of public sex? And I think part of it also is when it is that like spontaneous, like you weren't planning on doing it, but like you are so like want it right now that you just stop and do it right where you're at. That part is also like a huge thing. Like, yeah, the risk part is obviously a big part of it. Love that, but like just the fact that you couldn't wait is also it makes it like yeah so hot, and like, but yeah, the risk taking part definitely.

Speaker 3 31:57

So you're not a risk taker in real life.

Speaker 1 31:59

No, not really.

Speaker 3 32:01

I feel like I am. Like, I I mean, I think the things that I do are and I but I'm I'm a risk taker in like business. I will I will do the thing that yeah, most people may not do kind of thing. But so where's the where do you guys feel is like the best place to have public sex?

Speaker 6 32:20

The best? I'm the rooftops.

Speaker 7 32:23

I was that's exactly what I was thinking. No, and that's exactly what I was thinking. And I don't know, okay, I don't want to say it's necessarily the best, but it's the one that keeps coming to mind. The coolest spot.

Speaker 4 32:33

It's cool. We go every year on the 4th of July.

Speaker 7 32:36

Yeah, so while the fireworks are going off, if you haven't done it, well, and we've did a year where we were Harley and Joker, and so the building rooftops were like perfect.

Speaker 4 32:45

Oh, yeah, videos super good because it looked like Gotham in the background. Oh that was that was the night we had Maddie, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, we took Maddie up there. Okay.

Speaker 3 32:53

And wait, were there a bunch of people up there too?

Speaker 7 32:55

Not on those rooftops, but it was, I mean, you know, every time you're overlooking, it's in the middle of the hustle and bust. You know what I mean? Because there's not parking garages and rooftops everywhere.

Speaker 4 33:05

Yeah, hotels and apartments across the street and shit. Yeah, yeah. I was thinking that it was like a rooftop bar or something, but I get what you're saying.

Speaker 3 33:11

Yeah, it's just a it's a rooftop of a building.

Speaker 7 33:13

Yeah, and it's it's so that's cool as hell. It is so much fun. Yeah, we watch fireworks from there and have sex from there.

Speaker 3 33:22

July 4th. I think it's super good for fire.

Speaker 7 33:24

Well, yeah, because you can see all the firework shows at once. Yeah, you know what I mean? When you're in the middle of a city, that is very cool. Yeah, and yeah, she peed off one, and then there was Oh my master, dude.

Speaker 4 33:34

He got scared at this time.

Speaker 7 33:35

She was masturbating on a roof, and I was recording it, and this was one where it was a main intersection, people down below, and then I caught a glimpse of how thick the ledge was, and it was probably maybe two and a half inch.

Speaker 4 33:48

Dude, my foot was wider than the ledge, and it was probably flipped out once you've seen it.

Speaker 7 33:51

Maybe eight or ten floors. Oh my god. I looked and I started getting that vertigo dizzy feeling, and I'm just like, Nope. Yeah, come on down. And she was just up there, and well, and then I start thinking too, like afterwards, which was cooler, was that how much of her was over that ledge, so everybody down there could see.

Speaker 4 34:10

Yeah, yeah, I was leaning back, like I mean, it was great.

Speaker 3 34:14

You lose your balance and you're dead.

Speaker 7 34:17

See, but it was she had her foot up on it, and it was barely wider. I would have had a heart attack. No, it wasn't wider than her foot, was it?

Speaker 4 34:24

No, my foot was wider than it.

Speaker 7 34:25

Foot was wider than it.

Speaker 4 34:26

And look how tiny. Yeah, you have tiny. I mean, I do, yeah. Very, very tall.

Speaker 7 34:30

I still remember it was Chuck's, if I remember even my vans, yeah, my check and vans, yeah. I remember seeing the shoe up there, like, holy shit.

Speaker 3 34:39

You're like, I'm gonna get back here in video.

Speaker 7 34:41

Yeah, no, I'm worried, like her head's heavy, you know. She's got a big head, so no. That I do.

Speaker 3 34:49

Where's your best place to have public sex? Your favorite place?

Speaker 8 34:54

Probably the glory hole.

Speaker 3 34:56

The glory hole? Yeah.

Speaker 8 34:58

For sure. Any one of them like does it well yeah, it really matters for sure. Uh because some of them aren't as well kept as others. Some of them smells too nasty or they just don't keep it clean enough. Yeah. But no, there are certain ones like that are really nice. Yeah, like Metro has like decent couches, you know, tissues or or sanitizers, yeah, stuff like that. So anywhere where you can actually like relax and then still have that same kind of fun with people coming in and watching.

Speaker 3 35:26

Yeah.

Speaker 8 35:26

That's so cool. For me, it's one of those.

Speaker 3 35:28

So you go in the gory hole when you suck him, but it's not like strangers coming in, or no?

Speaker 8 35:34

All of that. Okay.

Speaker 3 35:35

Give us more information on that.

Speaker 8 35:37

A lot of the adult theaters, when you walk in, majority of them have like toys and DVDs and stuff outside you can buy. So I think that's kind of the way it was originally worked. You get your toys and movie and kind of go back and preview it. Well, in the back now, there's like a small theater, a different door that goes into the peeps, which is where the smaller booths and the glory holes are.

Speaker 3 35:57

Right.

Speaker 8 35:57

So at any point, anybody can go in in any of them and be in there. We go into the same one.

Speaker 3 36:03

Okay.

Speaker 8 36:03

So then from there, there's another theater that's larger, has couches. It plays straight porn the whole time. The smaller theater usually plays either gay or bi porn.

Speaker 3 36:12

Okay.

Speaker 8 36:12

Heaps have all kinds of stuff. Personal TVs each one through different shows. So it's really pick your poison, kind of go as you want. Do you want people to have a lot of access to you all? To where you got B B vocals, guys, nope, stay back, whatever, or free for all, whatever you want to do. It's still your show, essentially.

Speaker 3 36:31

And ever since we talked about this the last time, I'm fascinated by it. I really am. So so you might be watching Devon, right? And you might be blowing some guy in a gory hole.

Speaker 5 36:43

Yes.

Speaker 3 36:44

And you and you don't know him. It's just part of that exhibitionist thing. Yeah.

Speaker 8 36:48

Unless they found us on Reddit. Yeah. Uh-uh. And they wait till the most awkward time to tell us. That's wild. After buying a car.

Speaker 36:57

That was fun. Just the other day, buying the car. No way. He was like, wait, let's hear that story.

Speaker 8 37:04

Damn. Reddit. Do y'all use Reddit at all? All right, so y'all know it's a fucking shit show on there. Yeah. So a lot of people clearly see a lot of things we post versus somebody making a Reddit for 13 hours and deleting it because his wife found out.

Speaker 5 37:18

Yeah.

Speaker 8 37:18

Well, we take a picture with our salesman, a guy that came by and took it on the golf cart. She walks away, and he kind of does another loop back around. He was like, hey, I didn't want to be weird or nothing, but my shirt, because I actually wore our.

Speaker 37:30

Yeah, he wore an upside down pineapple on his shirt or group names. It was a long sleeve uh shirt. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 8 37:35

I just needed one on the colour.

Speaker 37:36

I don't think he realized he had it on.

Speaker 8 37:37

And it said it says inclusive, which is a group name. And but it was in the middle of upside down pineapple. The guy was like, I've seen that group name. And I was like, Yeah, I was like, nothing's wrong with it. He was like, I'll read it. And I was like, oh shit. I look frankly at her. I was like, I was like, what? Right here in the middle of the parking lot? That's funny. And he was like, Yeah, me and my wife were interested in getting into swinging lifestyle, but we didn't know how. We saw it with a group, and then we just deleted because we got too much.

Speaker 38:00

He messaged us before, I think.

Speaker 3 38:02

Yeah, he said he's talked to us before. And I was like, Wow. Okay. That's pretty funny. Wow. Did you get a better deal on the car?

Speaker 8 38:09

It was already done. Yeah.

Speaker 38:13

But that happens more often than not now.

Speaker 3 38:16

That's you know what though? I'm glad for you guys because that means you you're making money. Yeah. Okay, so what do we think about technology in the world? Like, how is that impacting? I mean, there's ring cameras everywhere, right? So needed. What's that?

Speaker 38:31

Everything is so needed.

Speaker 3 38:33

It is, it is.

Speaker 8 38:34

It depends on how you look at it, because you said like the ring cameras and different cameras just out and about. Like worries, like being caught in the cameras.

Speaker 3 38:41

Yeah, being caught. I mean anything.

Speaker 8 38:43

I think that's probably part of the lure of going to like wooded areas, parks, stores, that kind of thing. So you get the public feel, not without the immediate caught and go to jail. Yeah. Exactly that part.

Speaker 7 38:55

They're making news articles out of those people now. So if it's for content or something like that, like they're going to they're watching your content and then coming to get you. Really?

Speaker 8 39:06

No, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4 39:07

I don't go anywhere without him. Like anywhere.

Speaker 7 39:12

Was it? Where the girl was filming in the drive-thru.

Speaker 3 39:15

Yeah.

Speaker 7 39:16

And she went to jail for it. Oh. Yeah.

Speaker 3 39:19

So wait, so the cops are watching the content to see if you're breaking the law.

Speaker 7 39:23

Or like if they if I mean those people are calling the cops too, you know, and a lot of them are not. It's just all the multiple factors.

Speaker 3 39:30

Yeah.

Speaker 4 39:30

Plus, like I have people off my OnlyFans like, hey, don't you live here or don't you work here?

Speaker 7 39:34

And I'm like, well, and one of hers is one of hers is a I don't want to say too much, but he's a cop in our neighborhood. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh yeah. Like that's our like it's a small neighborhood.

Speaker 4 39:48

Yeah, and I've done, yeah. So now we're like, we still do the public shit, but more like not a fucking festival crowd of people. So I would do it there, but like again.

Speaker 7 40:01

I do I pee on the porta potties.

Speaker 8 40:03

Wait, why not?

Speaker 7 40:05

I just fucking if it if you post it and they find it, you know what I mean? Gotcha.

Speaker 4 40:09

Oh yeah, they've taken two of my porta potty videos down. Yeah.

Speaker 3 40:13

That's I had no idea. Well, that and again, it's all that technology. I mean, they're already gross, so I don't care.

Speaker 7 40:20

We went by this little bridge the other day, and we're like, oh, that'd be cool for like a Halloween photo shoot. And then we drive back by and we're looking at it, and she's like, camera video surveillance at this. Well, somebody else had the idea already.

Speaker 3 40:31

Yeah, you know what I mean? So it does make it more difficult, it's just generally speaking. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's wild.

Speaker 4 40:38

I mean, unless you're cool with all the risks, then go for it. But like, I have a family, you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 40:43

Well, and even just somebody, you know, the chance somebody's filming you anywhere doing it. Yeah, because that everybody's reporting. Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 40:50

That's what I was thinking. Everybody's gonna be able to do it.

Speaker 7 40:54

Yeah.

Speaker 8 40:55

Yeah. Actually, after had that happen on the road when I was doing OTR driving, me and an ex-girlfriend stopped at a glory hole, and it was it was a smaller one. It was like actually a romantics, I think. And I didn't even know they had those inside of those, but this one did. So we're in there, and I was like, well, go play, you know. I'll watch. I'm watching, and I noticed one of the guys has his phone, you know. He's like this. What normal person holds their phone right next to their T. Right. No, but in a room full of like 15 guys and one girl. Why is your phone right there?

Speaker 3 41:30

Nope.

Speaker 8 41:31

And I was like, I mean, I'm dead eye with him, like, sure, I'm aware. Yeah, okay, I don't know.

Speaker 3 41:37

I would have probably said something, you know.

Speaker 8 41:39

If I had cared more about that situation, I would have to do that. No, if it was her, I would have grabbed the phone. Yeah. Like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah. But it wasn't that. So stressing it too much. But it was just, I was like, really? You didn't even try. Right. Right at the time.

Speaker 3 41:55

Right, right.

Speaker 5 41:58

Jeez. Right.

Speaker 3 41:59

Okay, wait. I'm going back to the glory hole this year. I think I feel like we could do a whole show on this, but no idea. So that girl was sucking some guy off, but there's like 10 or 15 guys watching it.

Speaker 8 42:11

Oh, so this one, like I said, this room was different than I'd been in before.

Speaker 3 42:15

Okay.

Speaker 8 42:16

This room is about the size of their glory hole. So that one wasn't necessarily the glory hole. It was not peeps. This one was the small theater.

Speaker 3 42:23

Okay.

Speaker 8 42:24

And so imagine like fold-up chairs being placed around the wall. Right.

Speaker 3 42:28

I'm so confused.

Speaker 8 42:29

It was a few years.

Speaker 3 42:30

And that's why I I think I feel the same way. So it's a room like 12 by 14, I should say.

Speaker 8 42:36

I think I see where I'm losing people. So when people say adult theater, glory holes, what else do they call them? Peeps, peep shows, arcades. Yeah. All that's the same thing.

Speaker 3 42:48

Okay.

Speaker 8 42:49

So it's kind of like all up, like arcade is just videos, this different video. So that's what they call it because you're in the back and you can watch different videos. Right. Okay. That's what makes it the arcade. The glory hole is the wall, is the hole that's in the wall next to the arcade. Okay. And adult theater is the movies that are out front being sold as well as being played in the back in the theaters. Okay. So the large theaters typically show straight porn, small theaters typically show by gay porn. Okay. Heaps you choose.

Speaker 3 43:15

But if you're in that room with all these folding chairs and this girl's sucking some guy off, are there other people watching it?

Speaker 8 43:24

So that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 43:25

And do they have to pay for that?

Speaker 8 43:26

The room. They have to pay to come into each door to where they make their money.

Speaker 3 43:30

How much do you have to pay to go into that?

Speaker 8 43:32

On average, like the cheapest ones we've seen, 10 for the large theater peeps is like six bucks in the small theater, typically five. I forgot everybody gotta pay different at that one.

Speaker 3 43:42

And do you wait, and do you get a cut of that if you're the girl doing it?

unknown 43:45

No.

Speaker 3 43:46

No?

Speaker 43:47

Look, I weird. That's a great business model. If that's the case for sure.

Speaker 8 43:51

Good lord, but it's there's like a little like a little ATM machine door thing on the cash door. You put your cash in and unlock. So there's not really like a capacity limit like posted on like a the theaters. Nine times out of ten is just men.

Speaker 3 44:08

Right. Of course. Now are guys beaten off watch watching it? Are they jacking off?

unknown 44:13

Yeah.

Speaker 3 44:15

I am literally fascinated by this.

Speaker 6 44:16

Waiting in mind to be next.

Speaker 4 44:18

So where's the glory hole come in? It's a hole in the wall.

Speaker 3 44:21

It's a hole in the wall.

Speaker 4 44:22

Oh, so the girl, the dick is through the hole? Yeah. The girl's on the side with the guys watching. Okay, that's why I was confused. So somebody gets wall side doing what we were.

Speaker 8 44:31

So two rooms. So imagine just two small booths. Yeah. So two porta potties, perfect example. Yeah. Next to each other with a hole between it.

Speaker 4 44:37

Right.

Speaker 8 44:37

You don't know who's coming in and out of whatever door. We typically go in the same door because I'm not leaving her by herself in any of the just not. Yeah. So now we're in one room, guys come in. It sucks because sometimes we get a gay guy who sits over there and just fucking camps out. Like, bro, move. Move, damn it. You knew we was in here. Get out. Like, move.

Speaker 3 44:57

But it's But wait, does a gay guy want his dick sucked too?

Speaker 8 45:01

No, no, he just wants to suck with all the heads.

Speaker 45:05

They always get down and some of them are so creepy because they'll get down in the hole and look at look in the hole. Yeah. Just be like, come over here.

unknown 45:13

Can I come over there?

Speaker 3 45:14

Wait, did here's my question: Does it matter? A mouth is a mouth.

Speaker 5 45:19

Yes, it matters.

Speaker 8 45:21

I was like, you guys watch Medea's new movie, Joe's uh College Rose Rip, where he they make a glory hole joke. Oh my gosh. I forgot that freaking happened. They make a glory hole uh joke. They stop at a gas station, a random gas station in Georgia somewhere. Penis massage. And somebody run on the wall, penis massager, and there's a hole in it. Oh my god. And all you see is lipstick and a mustache.

Speaker 5 45:40

And I was like, uh tracks.

Speaker 8 45:42

That's exactly about it. Just because you put syrup on shit, but you can't call it pancakes.

Speaker 3 45:46

Okay, so the person getting the blowjob doesn't have to pay, or they do.

Speaker 5 45:51

Everybody's gotta pay to go for it.

Speaker 3 45:53

They gotta pay something.

Speaker 8 45:54

Yeah, okay. There's nothing tra there's like nothing transactional happening past payment for access to the room. Okay. Outside of that, that's that.

Speaker 3 46:02

I mean, I just think that's a like to me, that's a interesting business model. Agreed. Because I would think that person would have to pay like 50 or 100 bucks and you get a cut of it.

Speaker 46:14

Yeah, I I would love to have it.

Speaker 8 46:16

Because now, when you like I said, you typically go just men. Average day, anytime we've ever driven by, there's depends on time. Yeah, it depends on what time five to ten cars.

Speaker 46:25

Yeah.

Speaker 8 46:25

If it's a busy Saturday, Friday night, it's gonna be the parking lot's full.

Speaker 46:29

Yeah.

Speaker 8 46:29

And it's packed inside.

Speaker 46:30

You walk in and it's just like everybody's standing out there. Wow.

Speaker 8 46:34

So try walking in with two women.

Speaker 46:35

Yeah.

Speaker 8 46:36

And all of a sudden you become a big thing. They're like right on you in the back. It's like at that point, it's like like the hyenas and lighting females. Like the vultures seeing that animal about to die. They just waiting. They just look at it. Like, go ahead. You okay? You need something? You need some water? Okay.

Speaker 3 46:51

So, Onyx, do you participate in this too? Hell yeah. You do? Absolutely.

Speaker 1 46:55

My very first experience was on my birthday last year, best birthday of my life.

Speaker 2 46:58

Really? Like, literally. Tell me why.

Speaker 1 47:01

Because I well, I didn't I've heard of them before, but like obviously, like, didn't know they were like real outside of like porn or like something like that. So we ended up going to one on my birthday, first time ever. And I was like, this is like the best day of my life. Like I had such a good time. And so now, yeah, like okay.

Speaker 3 47:19

Do they get to come in your mouth?

Speaker 1 47:22

I mean, if you want them to, okay. I don't like them coming in. But yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm What do you do at that point?

Speaker 3 47:28

Like, you gotta know when they're ready to come because you can tell people.

Speaker 1 47:30

When I taste or when I feel like that is back on the back, you just jack them all.

Speaker 3 47:34

Yeah, you get that little little bit first, yeah.

Speaker 4 47:36

The pre-count.

Speaker 8 47:37

She does, she makes the faces. I get weed.

Speaker 1 47:40

Yeah. But it is funny because like when we walk in, it is, it's like everyone are just watching to see where we get.

Speaker 3 47:48

I think what I would do, I would stand out front and get my money ahead of time.

Speaker 47:53

See, I love her. I have had this idea of having our own.

Speaker 3 47:58

Yeah. Listen.

Speaker 8 47:59

I think you should if I think it's if gay men weren't such haters in those situations. Seriously. In those situations, there would be a lot all the time doing it because you don't think people have never wanted and tried that?

Speaker 3 48:10

Yeah.

Speaker 8 48:11

Oh no, it's the gay dude, he's running out front. She's back there selling sacks. You can't do that immediately.

Speaker 3 48:16

Well, but here's the thing.

Speaker 8 48:18

Oh my god. Like they see you walk in and it's already like, hold on, is that trans or a regular one?

Speaker 3 48:22

Yeah, but open your own little bookstore is my thing. You know what? And that way then it becomes a private club. Like people have to pay to even come in. You know?

Speaker 8 48:32

Been thinking about that. Yeah. Rust me.

Speaker 3 48:35

You have been thinking about it.

Speaker 8 48:36

Yeah, oh yeah. Well, we would add female glory hole to it too.

Speaker 4 48:39

I love female glory.

Speaker 3 48:41

I cannot look. Oh my god. I'm loving this discussion. I know.

Speaker 4 48:44

I haven't either. And by the way, this falls under public sex.

Speaker 3 48:47

You said like basically nothing at home, right? Okay, tell me, I've never seen a female glory hole.

Speaker 48:52

So I've only watched it on porn. I love that porn. But that it's like where you you're the female and you're like laying in like a hole, like there's a hole in the wall. Okay. You're either like laying, laying down flat or something, or got your butt out, got your legs up with your butt out.

Speaker 3 49:10

And the hole's big enough to get like your pussy and your ass through. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 8 49:13

Some of them have like a almost like my size. Like a table. It comes out that far past the table.

Speaker 4 49:17

It kind of reminds you of the morgue.

Speaker 8 49:19

Yeah, literally. Yes.

Speaker 4 49:20

Yes.

Speaker 8 49:21

You could slide out.

Speaker 5 49:23

That's right.

Speaker 8 49:24

I love it. You can slide one that has my mind goes.

Speaker 4 49:30

Catering to a whole big audience here. Yes. Candy, have you seen these before? I mean, on porn, yeah.

Speaker 8 49:37

You watched the one that was over in Amsterdam or wherever it was. It's the same one. Was it the whore house? The hoe house? They spell it like where the upstairs is the I know what you're talking about. Yeah, because you're walking in the streets.

Speaker 49:50

Is it the one where the lady sitting in the booth?

Speaker 8 49:51

She takes tickets up front and then they walk around the road and it's like a big thing.

Speaker 49:54

Sometimes she'd be naked and everything.

Speaker 3 49:56

Oh, well, that's Amsterdam, though. It's wild. I don't want to go there so bad. You know what? As soon as we all get super famous, we'll all go there on this trip. Let's go. Okay. Nice. So, okay, so the the female gory hole, you have no idea who's eating you out. And there are they allowed to fuck you?

Speaker 50:13

Yeah.

Speaker 8 50:13

From the porn I seen.

Speaker 3 50:15

Do they from what I've seen, yeah.

Speaker 50:16

Do they have I'm sure there's like certain females that won't go in there if they don't want to get fucked. Yeah.

Speaker 8 50:21

Because like there's holes just for mouths or yeah. Oh, okay.

Speaker 4 50:24

Yeah, I would just want a mouth only. I don't need no other cops. I agree. I'm with you.

Speaker 3 50:31

Did so you guys have never seen it in person, only on porn.

Speaker 8 50:35

Not in Orlando's last year. I'm telling you. Oh, we did.

Speaker 50:37

Count that one? No, it yeah. I like it.

Speaker 8 50:40

It wasn't the vision we thought of having the female glory holes.

Speaker 50:42

They had like a curtain up and swing. With a swing, and I was like, that's not really. Yeah, I agree with you.

Speaker 8 50:49

It it tears the whole illusion away from me.

Speaker 50:51

Yeah, we made our own glory hole.

Speaker 8 50:53

We did, we made a portable one.

Speaker 50:55

We made a giant piece of wood, basically, and cut a hole in it. Yeah. It's a portable one where it pulls up instead of like the cornhole things. Yeah.

unknown 51:04

Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 51:05

Tailgate ready. Yeah.

unknown 51:09

Yeah.

Speaker 8 51:11

I like it.

Speaker 3 51:12

I love them. I love you guys too. But I was just thinking, like, they're coming up for the spring football game. Yeah. Have bring your cornhole too.

Speaker 7 51:21

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 51:23

We could definitely do that.

Speaker 7 51:25

It's even the name. No, seriously. It's it's the original name.

Speaker 4 51:30

Well, you know what? You should do this at your little event. Oh my god. Have some sort of like fetish section. Yeah. Yes. Please, and thank you.

Speaker 3 51:38

Okay.

Speaker 4 51:38

Well, we're all gonna have to talk about that because I can finally get some like stepping on these men that they want to pay me for. Yeah. Because he'd be cool with that part.

Speaker 3 51:46

Oh, yeah, definitely.

Speaker 4 51:47

You know what I mean?

Speaker 8 51:48

She's got a bunch of those.

Speaker 3 51:49

Okay, we gotta we gotta talk about that.

Speaker 4 51:52

They want me to put my cigarettes out on their tongues and shit. Like talk to you. Okay.

Speaker 8 51:57

See, no, you're the type of person I've only seen in porn, also. Yeah.

Speaker 4 52:00

Oh I love that.

Speaker 8 52:01

I'm not gonna say if I've seen no movies.

Speaker 4 52:04

Yeah.

Speaker 3 52:06

Thank you. So well, because as a dominatrix, that's I mean, and because she does everything point of view, pretty much on video. She doesn't meet them in person. But that would be fun uh to have her paying me. Yeah. Yeah. To abuse you, yes. We're in. Literally.

Speaker 52:23

I've been asked to kick balls to step on somebody with heels on. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 8 52:28

Recently.

Speaker 4 52:28

Yeah, recently. They're they're crazy.

Speaker 52:31

I was like, are you are you sure you want to step on you with stilettos?

Speaker 3 52:35

I mean, you should charge them if you do.

Speaker 52:37

Oh no, he I was going to, yeah. Okay. For sure.

Speaker 3 52:40

Why wouldn't you do it? I would do it.

Speaker 52:41

It just didn't happen.

Speaker 3 52:42

Oh, okay.

Speaker 52:43

I guess he just stopped messaging.

Speaker 3 52:44

Yeah, so I think you guys need to uh create your own space. We do. You know what I mean?

Speaker 8 52:49

POV of Glory Hole on our Pornhub is like our highest view videos. Like we had like a 20-minute video on there once. Interesting. And it was over half a million views. Like what?

Speaker 3 53:01

Okay, give me the name. Give me the name of your Pornhub site. Meet the rallies. Oh, it's still Meet the Ralph.

Speaker 8 53:08

I tried to go universal across everything. Thank God. Yeah.

Speaker 3 53:12

And that's on Pornhub. I'm gonna have to watch that tonight.

Speaker 8 53:16

I gotta remember, not in in Kentucky, we have a geoblocked.

Speaker 3 53:19

Yeah. You have what?

Speaker 8 53:21

Pornhub? Like certain states geoblocked, yeah.

Speaker 3 53:23

Oh.

Speaker 8 53:24

There's a lot of sites that are blocked in all.

Speaker 3 53:26

Wait there.

Speaker 8 53:27

Oh I see what you mean. I see what you mean. So yeah, no, we blocked the code. I see what you mean. Yeah. Oh, that's a great idea, actually. And we can you can actually pick and say where areas you want yours to stay away from. Like just states? No, you can do countries, yeah.

Speaker 7 53:44

Yeah. Counties, you can do counties, but it's like the map when you can click on it. Yeah, I have seen yes, they add up.

Speaker 8 53:50

That's wild.

Speaker 4 53:51

Interesting. This is how I came back when I talk. I need to post more on my porn home. I haven't posted yet.

Speaker 8 53:57

But that's such the easiest check we get. It's literally until they're like, you need to post a video within the next 90 days.

Speaker 3 54:05

Yeah. I'm telling you, you guys, I I watch Ellie and the way she posts everywhere on everything. I mean, she's making 100K a month because that's all she does. And like she said, she even uses old content. You know, she doesn't have time to film new content.

Speaker 54:22

We have so much old content.

Speaker 3 54:23

Yeah.

Speaker 54:24

I have so much content, period.

Speaker 3 54:26

So Onyx, how many guys did you suck off on your birthday? On your best birthday.

Speaker 2 54:31

I have no idea. I don't know.

Speaker 3 54:33

You really don't know until more than five, more than ten. I don't think it was that many.

Speaker 2 54:38

Three to five. Three to five. I mean, we were there for a while. Usually we're there for a while.

Speaker 8 54:44

Best thing ever. Drop some Molly.

Speaker 4 54:46

Go to the glory hole.

Speaker 8 54:47

Go to the glory hole.

Speaker 4 54:48

Nice. Stay there for hours.

Speaker 8 54:50

It feels like varsity blues when you come out to a glory hole in the morning, you know, when they just step out of the surface club.

Speaker 5 54:57

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 55:00

Yes. First time to a glory hole and the first time trying Molly. So it was a very good day. I love that. It was a very good birthday. I love that.

Speaker 3 55:09

Okay. Oh my God. Well, that's our next show. I was going to say it is. It is our next show. And the title that's going to be Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll. So come with your favorite rock and roll sex songs. Okay. I'm fascinated by the glory hole. Like, I just think there is a way to make money there. There is. Yeah. For sure.

Speaker 8 55:31

If I wasn't afraid of bugs, we would be outside all the time.

Speaker 55:34

Yeah.

Speaker 8 55:35

That's the thing. And our biggest, like, so when that feeling you get when thinking about getting caught, or much less thinking about a place where you want to do it. Yeah. It's rest areas for us.

Speaker 55:45

Yeah. Like we ride out.

Speaker 8 55:46

I'm like, damn, it'd be a good one. Just like sit there and go in a truck or something.

Speaker 3 55:50

Yeah. I won't get kidnapped. Well, just get a little box truck, you know? The U-Haul. Rent it for the day.

Speaker 55:57

We did that.

Speaker 3 55:58

Rent the U-Haul for the day. Pop on in. And you know all those truckers and they all all in.

Speaker 4 56:05

Oh, one of the truck rentals. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 8 56:08

The box in the back. Heck. I had couches back there, so that was fun. Yeah. I was moving, I was moving some friends. They'll never hear this. I was moving some friends and their couches were in the back, and it was just enough space because couches on the side side, and we were in a hotel parking lot. Yeah, hotel parking lot. It has the truck door open.

Speaker 56:27

Had some guy come up in the in the U-Haul and just we had a Redditor.

Speaker 8 56:31

Came to Medal. Yeah. I got the video, but it was dark and my phone died. I was so pissed.

Speaker 56:37

I was like, are you fucking? But it was it was okay.

Speaker 3 56:40

Wait a minute. So that that is crazy.

Speaker 56:42

Not at all.

Speaker 3 56:44

So I mean, what kind of guys do you pick out for her in this? I mean, are they hot? Are they not?

Speaker 8 56:50

She does not want to see them. I know.

Speaker 3 56:52

Oh, you don't? No.

Speaker 8 56:53

No, all of them aren't just straight, uh I mean they're good looking.

Speaker 56:57

I just don't want to see them. Yeah.

Speaker 8 56:59

They gotta be able to have a conversation first. And I like in at night when it's we're horny mode, it's not, I don't, I'm not asking you about your damn day and what color you're doing. Oh no, yeah, you don't give a shit. But I can also tell off the first three, three back and forths, yeah, are you a decent human? Yeah, I can tell by how you talk. And if you're talking a certain way and I don't feel any kind of way towards it, I don't like it. But um there's 38 other messages that are coming in right up 39. Here we go.

Speaker 3 57:24

Oh wait, so how do you you you get messages on Reddit? On Reddit. Oh my host.

Speaker 57:30

Oh my god. Yeah, you make a post on Reddit and then you just get flooded with messages.

Speaker 8 57:34

If you ever want to stock the pond when you're going places, yeah, there you go.

Speaker 57:37

How thinking about this area?

Speaker 8 57:39

Watch how quick that area becomes heavily dense populated. Yeah, but it's normally not. Same thing with Glory Hulk.

Speaker 57:47

See, like if I want to have more people there, I'll post something.

Speaker 8 57:50

Lola Riley's going to the Glory Hulk. Watch that fucking inbox. I could post it on mine and it says nothing of her name, and her inbox starts blowing up. That's wild. I'm like, I was just trying to get some answers going.

Speaker 58:01

They know my tattoos and everything now.

Speaker 8 58:03

Oh, yeah, they know. Oh shoot, I love I love star tattoo girl. She has one tattoo on her hip, and there's one guy who always like, man, I love local stars. And I'm what?

Speaker 3 58:12

One star?

Speaker 8 58:13

Get out of here.

Speaker 3 58:14

That's so funny. Holy shit, I didn't realize that that was a thing.

Speaker 4 58:18

Did you guys realize that? Not that it was a thing like that, but yeah, I knew it was a thing. You know what I mean?

Speaker 58:24

I didn't know it was a thing until I met him. That's crazy. Don't make me the bad guy here. Well, we're bad.

Speaker 4 58:28

I've never seen it in person.

Speaker 8 58:30

Right.

Speaker 3 58:31

And it's so funny that your two kinks match up so well. Like, oh yeah. Crazy.

Speaker 8 58:37

That was it was very serendipitous that we two met. But I also crafted, like I said, the best way possible for me to ask a brand new person, do you like group sex? Essentially, I asked the best, like several questions without saying, because again, we met on Tinder. Yeah. And I could tell some sexuality heat from her as who she was. Right. But again, any first impression you're meeting a woman, typically for men, I can't just jump straight into the freaky dick. Hey, you like gangbang three dudes in your ass and one coming on your head. You know what I'm saying? Like that would be insane for me to ask her. If she came up first message from her to me, oh fuck yeah, let's do this. Yeah, yeah. Is that double standard? Yeah, no, I get what you're saying.

Speaker 3 59:20

Yeah, you had to you had to feel her out. There was enough there. Okay, so I'm gonna ask both of you this question since you've both done it, but it while you're being fucked through a gory hole or whatever, whatever the case may be, you may not you like you said you don't see them or whatever. Did are there any of those that like really turned you on? And like I mean, not that you see the guy, but like that was some good sex.

Speaker 59:46

Oh yeah, there's been a couple of things that come through. And you don't you don't often get those. Do you come? Yeah.

Speaker 3 59:52

Yeah?

Speaker 59:53

I'll come from the experience. Yeah.

Speaker 3 59:57

It's just wow.

Speaker 59:59

But yeah, there's been a couple times.

Speaker 3 1:00:01

And and do guys want to I mean, I assume they come back since you posted on Reddit, right?

Speaker 1:00:06

Yeah, I had someone actually message me after the fact and was like, hey, I was just the guy on the hole. Can we do it again? I don't know. Wow.

Speaker 2 1:00:14

That's happened more than once that people have messaged one of us of like, hey, were you here at this place?

unknown 1:00:19

No.

Speaker 1 1:00:20

Because I learned very quickly that spending time with them, people just start randomly messaging me, like, yeah, I've seen you, and I'm like, Who are you?

Speaker 2 1:00:27

Yeah, I've seen you on Reddit. Because like he'll make a post, and I'm like, Who are you? And I was like, Who is this person?

Speaker 1 1:00:33

But yeah, no, to follow up what she said, I mean, there are some good ones, like for me though, it is the whole experience, like interesting the anonymity like of the person, but also just like the whole experience like of us being in there.

Speaker 3 1:00:46

And have you come also?

Speaker 1 1:00:49

I don't I've only actually like had sex with like people in the glory hole a few times. Usually I just suck dick.

Speaker 3 1:00:55

Okay. Wait, do they play with your quit and everything while you're oh they do?

Speaker 1:00:59

Well, sometimes like sometimes I have like no fingers. Some people got yeah, some dirty hands. I I do look, I do a snip test. I do an inspection before I go on and put my mouth on it.

Speaker 3 1:01:11

Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 1 1:01:15

I don't buy I gotta make sure, right? Yeah, no, you know take your take your baby wipes, you know, all that kind of stuff. Yeah, but no, it's if it's something on it, nope.

Speaker 1:01:23

I was gonna jacket off. That's it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 1:01:27

But okay, uh, I'm still fascinated. I could talk about this the rest of the night. I just could.

Speaker 4 1:01:31

I really can't do a whole show.

Speaker 3 1:01:33

Okay, so when you do that, where do you guys do that at? Like is it like when you post on Reddit that the glory hole's coming? Where do you do it?

Speaker 8 1:01:42

That specific either that subreddit's Reddit or that maybe that glory hole's Reddit. Um if someone's made one for it.

Speaker 3 1:01:51

No, I mean, where do you actually do it? Do you pull up a parking lot? Where I mean, where do you do it? Or you go to a store to do it.

Speaker 8 1:01:59

Oh, okay. Oh, so yeah, no, no, no. The store has the glory holes.

Speaker 3 1:02:03

I know that, but I was thinking about the U-Haul or whatever, and I thought you could do that more often and just charge money.

Speaker 5 1:02:11

Yeah.

Speaker 8 1:02:12

But see, then I'd be worried about it coming off as that's true, too. Yeah, well, unless I was like coming a mobile glory horror experience that's not guaranteeing sex.

Speaker 7 1:02:25

So sell tickets and draw five winners.

Speaker 3 1:02:29

Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. I was just saying, because my one friend Heather. I really do, yeah. Yeah, I like that too. My one friend Heather, their donations. Yes. That's what I call my donations. Yeah.

Speaker 8 1:02:43

Problem with that, I've been I've been around that too. Now that gets also gets murky sometimes. Yeah. How pissed off somebody is at you when they call the IRS. I I mean, my friends, you'll you'll meet them this summer.

unknown 1:02:55

Okay. Wow.

Speaker 3 1:03:02

Wow.

Speaker 8 1:03:03

Wow.

Speaker 3 1:03:04

Okay. I feel like I feel like the cops and the IRS need something better to do.

Speaker 7 1:03:11

Yeah, that's all they want. That's all the problem with drug dealers is uh what did you give us though? Was there a sales tax on that?

Speaker 8 1:03:18

Yeah, I did scales. You bought a lot of equipment. Yeah.

Speaker 3 1:03:23

So do you guys know what, and generally speaking, we're in Ohio, but do you guys know what the risk of the public indecency charge is here? I'm sure it's high, very high. It can land you 30 days in jail on a first offense. How crazy is that? That's wild. It can escalate to felony time and sex offender registration. Oh wow? Yes.

Speaker 5 1:03:48

That's crazy.

Speaker 3 1:03:49

If a minor sees you or you're a repeat offender, that's why.

Speaker 8 1:03:55

This weekend.

Speaker 3 1:03:55

Okay, give it to us.

Speaker 8 1:03:56

So remember, we texted you, it was like great weekend at the cabin. Yes. Sorry.

Speaker 3 1:04:01

And a couple friends got arrested.

Speaker 8 1:04:03

Yes. So that was wild. It was it was not expected. Four years ago, I was uh at our same first cabin trip, we had issues with the same guy outside playing loud music mad at his house. Yeah. So much so that he put that big bright sign up that I sent.

Speaker 3 1:04:17

Right. Yeah.

Speaker 8 1:04:18

Wild. I look over, somebody was like, he's recording us. And somebody was like, let's go flash him.

Speaker 3 1:04:22

Two oh no.

unknown 1:04:24

Yeah.

Speaker 8 1:04:25

He used the excuse his family's there, and that there's kids in the house instantly. I gotta take whoever was.

Speaker 1:04:35

You would never have thought that. She's a freaking sweet age.

Speaker 3 1:04:39

Yeah. I look over the five.

Speaker 1:04:41

They were just trying to be fine.

Speaker 3 1:04:43

No, so what happened with them? They got it out the next day.

Speaker 1:04:46

Yeah.

Speaker 3 1:04:47

So they actually took him to jail. Yeah.

Speaker 1:04:48

Yeah. They booked him.

Speaker 3 1:04:50

That's crazy. Holy shit.

Speaker 8 1:04:51

It didn't stop the weekend though. Like we knew that was okay. It was just it was the last day, and they were going in like it was like afternoon already. So problem is it was a holiday weekend, so it was like Monday. So the judge is gonna be in the Tuesday kind of deal.

Speaker 3 1:05:07

So that guy, have you guys rented that cabin before? Yeah, every year. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1:05:11

And so this is there every year. Like, why don't you just move?

Speaker 3 1:05:14

Or or I mean his sign did say, look, you know this when you rented it. That whatever. But you guys are gonna have to find a new cabin, I think. It's just gonna cause us shit. Yeah.

Speaker 8 1:05:24

But then we found out there was already all kinds of lawsuits and whatnot going on between him and the property owners.

Speaker 3 1:05:29

Oh.

Speaker 8 1:05:30

So this is happening every weekend. Yeah. It's not just we just so happened to be the day that he got denied a restraining order. Oh. So that Friday, he got denied, he got angry and went even harder than he normally does.

Speaker 3 1:05:47

Wow. Wow, that's crazy. Okay, I'm gonna ask you guys some questions. Did if you were given a 24 hour no consequence, no consequence. Consequences pass for public sex anywhere on earth. Where are you going?

Speaker 8 1:06:07

I'm going to the Georgia Dome on the 50-yard line with a dirty bird's gate retrieved.

Speaker 3 1:06:17

Yeah, I'm good with that. I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 1:06:18

Come back to me.

Speaker 3 1:06:19

I'll come back to you.

Speaker 4 1:06:20

Come back to me. Okay.

Speaker 7 1:06:22

I'm going to say in the Statue of Liberty's head.

Speaker 4 1:06:26

Oh my God. That'd be cool.

Speaker 3 1:06:28

That would be super cool.

Speaker 4 1:06:29

That's funny because I was thinking the Eiffel Tower. That's what I was just thinking too.

Speaker 3 1:06:33

Oh, I will tell you, I've been on the Eiffel Tower and I'd highly recommend it.

Speaker 4 1:06:37

Yeah. It's so beautiful.

Speaker 3 1:06:39

Yeah.

Speaker 4 1:06:39

Or, which I would never do because I'm scared, a hot air balloon. Oh, but I would never, I'm scared. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 1:06:46

I don't even want to go in a hot air balloon. Thank you. Me too. You don't look that sturdy.

Speaker 8 1:06:50

Derby. Do y'all watch the Derby races? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, for a fun time this year, come down to the uh them can down to Kentucky. They have a Derby breakfast at the state capitol and hot air balloon rods. Not, they're tethered. Oh, nice.

Speaker 5 1:07:03

So you go, but you don't go.

Speaker 8 1:07:05

And you come back down. That'd be one of those free experiences where you can kind of like get over that fear.

unknown 1:07:11

Yeah.

Speaker 8 1:07:11

You can go and fucking happen.

Speaker 4 1:07:13

Yeah, we can do that.

Speaker 3 1:07:14

Well, just give the guest $100 and leave you up there for 10 minutes.

Speaker 4 1:07:18

You're not coming.

Speaker 3 1:07:20

Because you would so do that. Oh, I would totally do that. Okay. Here's a hundred bucks. Here's 200 bucks. Leave them up there for 15 minutes. And I would expect content out of it too.

Speaker 8 1:07:30

No, you're the hella coming. With the capital in the background. What a shot!

Speaker 3 1:07:35

That would be so funny. Onyx.

Speaker 1 1:07:37

I don't know if there's a particular place. I think I would just utilize it 24 hours to just have sex all day, anywhere I was at. Like, I mean, there's some places, but they're not like super exciting. Like I was just saying the other day, like, I want to have sex on an elevator. Yeah. Like stuff like that. Just like those like random things that like it hasn't happened, and like it may be something that's a little more risky than I would normally do, but like it wouldn't be any like extravagant, crazy place. It would just be like wherever I was at, and it struck. Like I'm gonna tell you I'm having a good time.

Speaker 3 1:08:07

Find embassy suites. They used to have the glass elevators on the inside.

Speaker 4 1:08:12

Those are so beautiful. They are, they're very pretty. Hotel takeover.

Speaker 3 1:08:16

There you go. Yeah, tune things on it. You can you can have sex in the elevator there. So there you go.

Speaker 1 1:08:23

I have to have elevator sex. I don't know, it's just gotta happen at some point. Like it is on my bucket list.

Speaker 3 1:08:27

Well, do it. Do it, do it. Okay, let me read this question. Oh, yeah. Do you do you did uh did we all decide Eiffel Tower? Is that what I mean to say? I mean, I will tell you it's beautiful.

Speaker 1:08:36

I also thought, because I've never had sex on an airplane, so that would be something.

Speaker 3 1:08:40

I've never had sex on an airplane either.

Speaker 1:08:42

The craziest thing that I just thought was skydiving.

Speaker 3 1:08:45

Oh, like just how you know you're skydiving. You know what though, Lola? I saw something not that long ago, maybe a week or two ago, where the skydiver, the guy holding her, was fucking her on the way down.

Speaker 1:08:59

I mean, it could happen. It could happen. I would freak out way too much. I was tight with that guy.

Speaker 3 1:09:04

Oh, yeah. I mean, the adrenaline rush from that alone. Oh my god, that would be a little touch of Molly and then I get so distracted, I forget to pull the parachute.

Speaker 2 1:09:13

That'd be the last thing I ever did. You don't have to do it.

Speaker 3 1:09:16

That's his job. He pulls the parachute.

Speaker 2 1:09:18

You just lay there.

Speaker 3 1:09:20

No, that would be.

Speaker 4 1:09:21

I mean, you could still pull it and even like pull it in that jerk. Pull it early. No, so like you're gliding down, you have more time to have sex, and it's less true. It's more calm, you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 1:09:32

You get blown everywhere. Yeah. Your mom had a little brain.

Speaker 3 1:09:36

That's fair, but oh my god. That'd be fun. I I that was great answers.

Speaker 4 1:09:43

I'd be too scared.

Speaker 3 1:09:44

So here was the next question, but I don't think this this is gonna change for any of us. Aliens land tomorrow and say humans get one sexual freedom upgrade. No judging, right? So what are you picking?

Speaker 1 1:09:57

Can I have sex with aliens?

Speaker 2 1:09:58

Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah, like signing me up. Let's go. I don't know. That'd be a good time.

unknown 1:10:04

Broke.

Speaker 2 1:10:04

Probe.

Speaker 3 1:10:05

And you know it's gonna be different, whatever it is. So okay, what was the question? If aliens landed tomorrow and says that humans could get one sexual freedom of anything they wanted.

Speaker 4 1:10:16

Can they add parts to me? Oh because I would want a removable cock that I can fill. Yes, yeah, like I want to fill how what they feel, yeah, but I also still want my pretty little pussy. Okay. So you know what I mean? Yeah, I get I get what you're doing. Attach the nerves and shit, and then I just like take it off.

Speaker 3 1:10:33

Okay, I would have never addressed that. Yeah, that's a good answer.

Speaker 4 1:10:39

Yeah, and it's also like sometimes they'd be moving around and shit. Yeah, yeah. And especially if no offense by the girl don't know what she's doing, like receiving the strap-on, you know what I mean? Right. It's like you know what I mean. Wow. Because it is different. It is different.

Speaker 3 1:10:51

That actually would be great. Like if they could just give you a dick, there it is. It's 98 degrees and has feelings.

Speaker 4 1:10:57

Because like they're just so much softer and they move so much better, of course. In a strap on, yeah. They're hard sometimes. They are yeah, angles are important.

Speaker 8 1:11:06

Uh, internal thermostat thermometer inside of dildos where the vibrator usually goes, like when we clone the wheel.

Speaker 4 1:11:11

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we just warm it up?

Speaker 8 1:11:14

Warm it up, yeah. Like a fish tank heater, like yeah.

Speaker 4 1:11:18

They need to make it more realistic feeling too. I want the skin to move. Right. You know what I mean? Like my pussy grips it, so the skin is moving. Yeah. Okay. Versus toys don't do that shit.

Speaker 3 1:11:30

Okay, stretch it. We need an engineer to help us. Let's build it.

Speaker 5 1:11:34

We got one. But between all of us, I'm sure.

Speaker 7 1:11:37

Technologically, we're there. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 8 1:11:39

Oh, so we should make this happen. No one's made that sandwich yet. Like, all the ingredients put the bread in the back. Right, yeah, right.

Speaker 3 1:11:46

Yeah. Totally.

Speaker 4 1:11:47

I have good ideas, I just don't know how to make them. They happen. Exactly. You got ADHD too? Maybe, yeah. Yeah, I was like, she keeps talking, and I'm like, My mind goes 80 directions, and then I come back to one thing.

Speaker 1:12:00

Right there, we were just talking about how what were we doing again?

Speaker 3 1:12:04

Okay, Lola. Anything that you would add? Uh, I mean, it sounds like you two are in sync on that too. I feel like we're on sync in general.

Speaker 7 1:12:12

I would have it to where every day we could pick one girl and that girl would have sex with us at random.

Speaker 4 1:12:19

Oh, take the hunt out of everything, bro. Oh, yeah. Oh, that'd be easy. What if she's like a sexy little alien girl? Yes. Oh, yes.

Speaker 7 1:12:26

What if she could shape shift?

Speaker 4 1:12:28

Oh, yeah. Then you only need one.

Speaker 7 1:12:30

Then you then you only need one. Yeah, you only need one. Right, yeah.

Speaker 4 1:12:34

Right. Hold on. We can digitize her, like put in what we want, what pieces? Yeah, yeah. Because I don't always want a skinny girl. Sometimes I want a trans girl with a big cock and big tits, or I want a chunky girl. Yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 1:12:45

Yep. You must not her point of starting history. Yeah, she has it.

Speaker 4 1:12:49

Because I'm like just yeah, I like my variety of flavors. I know you do.

Speaker 3 1:12:53

As you will. I know you do.

Speaker 4 1:12:55

All right, because I don't care what anybody says, like, all girls taste different. They smell different.

Speaker 3 1:12:59

Yep. They do? Like, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1:13:03

So yeah.

Speaker 3 1:13:04

Yes, we'll have to talk about that next. Actually, you know what? We should add that as a show with all of you because the whole tasting thing, guys, I are all different too. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 1:13:15

Like their cums are different, yeah.

Speaker 7 1:13:17

Even like the natural smell, like dogs, like you can I could pick up our cats and tell which one's which. Like her natural smell that I smell right here on her forehead, every human's is different. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, and it's I think it all well it's all attached.

Speaker 3 1:13:33

And you know, it's funny. Cat Kat and I were talking about that on our last show. About we think, like, I I'm a cleanliness freak, right? We think we smell horrible, and our guys are like, oh my god, no, like it's the greatest.

Speaker 7 1:13:46

Yes, that's a conversation I had with a guy at work the other day. He's still young, so he doesn't get it yet. But I'm like, and she knows, like, I don't want freshly washed pussy. Nope. What are you hiding? No.

Speaker 4 1:13:59

No, he won't go down on me until after we've talked to you.

Speaker 7 1:14:02

And I told the kid at work, I said, you know, after a couple hours at the gym, I like it seasoned. I don't want it to taste like soap, I want it to taste like seasoning. Okay.

Speaker 3 1:14:12

That is so crazy you say that because this is exactly what Kat and I were talking about on our last show. But I have a friend, he's the same way, uh, and his wife I know really well, but he loves her to not wash for like the whole, because she's a hairstylist. She stands all day, she's sweating, she's like, I'm filthy. He absolutely will not let her shower before he goes down on her.

Speaker 7 1:14:35

Think about if you walk into a hotel room and it smells extra clean and bleach, you're like, what are you hiding here? Yeah, what yeah, what do you know that I don't?

Speaker 3 1:14:47

So I was telling, I was telling Kat on the last show too that there's little secrets, which we've all talked about before, I think. But like I put a strawberry in every once in a while just to surprise when I know that my guy's gonna be eating me out.

Speaker 5 1:14:59

Super cool.

Speaker 3 1:15:00

You can put a little strawberry in there and then they're down there. They're down there, and oh, they get dessert too. Nice.

Speaker 7 1:15:07

Treasure and a surprise.

Speaker 3 1:15:08

Yes, and and I'm telling you, and and sometimes just take some whipped cream and put there with the strawberry.

Speaker 4 1:15:14

Well, I love that.

Speaker 3 1:15:16

Tiny little bit, so you're not sticky.

Speaker 4 1:15:17

I know what I'm doing on Friday.

Speaker 3 1:15:20

Wow. That has to be good content. A race card. Cracker tax. It's like cracker tags. It's a surprise in every box. Oh my god. A surprise in every box. Oh, that's funny.

Speaker 7 1:15:39

And then every box. Why's it gotta be a box? It's so perfect.

Speaker 3 1:15:44

And then every once in a while, which I tend to do this anyways, I keep that little thing of mouthwash. What is it? Scope. It's a little spray type spray bottle, and I'll put it on my wipes. Like I'll spray the wipes so that way when I wipe, I'm like super fresh. And I just and I like the feeling too. Like it's like getting a Brazilian, you're just so fresh on everything. Yeah, the mint ball. Yeah, but just the mintiness of it and stuff. And then Kat's like, you know, they love our pussy juice without all that shit in it. I'm like, yeah, well, I like to I like to mix it up.

Speaker 7 1:16:17

Oh, yeah. It's like you know, like seeing somebody eat eat a steak with ketchup, like, bro, bro. Or steak sauce shit wrong. Right, way better.

Speaker 3 1:16:29

Mm-hmm. I get it. Holy shit.

Speaker 1:16:33

Putting that.

Speaker 3 1:16:34

Okay. I so I this is a stupid question even to ask at this point, but do you guys think that public sex is overrated, underrated, or just right?

Speaker 7 1:16:43

I think it's just right. I think it's if you know, you know.

Speaker 3 1:16:46

Yeah.

Speaker 7 1:16:46

Like for those who it's for, they're fully aware. Yeah. I mean, I don't think you're hiding it from them.

Speaker 4 1:16:52

Okay. I'm glad where it's at because it's easy to find places to go.

Speaker 7 1:16:56

Yeah, don't blow it up. Don't let it be a trend.

Speaker 4 1:16:59

Yeah.

Speaker 8 1:17:00

Kind of like kind of like swinging. Like you don't want it to blow up on TikTok. Yeah. Because then you got a bunch of people who aren't wives. Yeah. Oh, even before.

Speaker 3 1:17:10

Oh my god. And they weren't even swinging.

Speaker 8 1:17:12

At all. At all. They were playing fucking truth or there or like spinning the bottle.

Speaker 3 1:17:16

Well, and they were like having the worst thing they did though, they were having sex next to each other. I'm like, with your husband, though.

Speaker 8 1:17:25

Right. I was like, we were doing that for fun. Hey, bro, we got a two-man show going on.

Speaker 3 1:17:29

Yeah, but those Mormons, you guys, they are, whoo, they are, they're very conservative. Supposedly. Supposedly. I love that show. Do you watch it? Yes, we love the show. I love it.

Speaker 8 1:17:40

We love the show. But we sit here like, you dumbasses, this ain't swinging. Right.

Speaker 3 1:17:45

That's exactly what I was thinking. But they blew up on TikTok because of it. They're hot. I mean they have four seasons of a show because of it.

Speaker 4 1:17:52

I don't think we can hear you, Daddy.

Speaker 3 1:17:53

Oh, sorry. What was that, honey? What'd you say, Curtis?

Speaker 7 1:17:56

I don't know.

Speaker 3 1:17:57

What do you say? Oh, but like I didn't. Okay. I don't know. He's he's we're picking him up pretty good.

Speaker 4 1:18:04

Nice.

Speaker 3 1:18:05

Okay. Okay. Okay. Is there any big myth that we want to destroy about public sex? It's like it's not definitely not. Clearly, we've all done it, which is hysterical to me.

Speaker 7 1:18:20

I don't it's not a sex offense.

Speaker 3 1:18:24

I d I agree with you on that. Not at all. Not at all.

Speaker 8 1:18:27

Let's get the taboo and the judgment out for sure. I I feel like it would it just like the law, it's it's the law is what, how they interpret it, right? Yeah. So I I feel like you should have to look at this the same way with intent. Because the intent, if I'm fucking at a wherever I'm at, at a park, for instance, because I've heard I've seen stories where people got sex offender rations because they peed at a park at night. Okay, let's just like a work zone on the airstate. Speed them at 55 when there's workers present.

Speaker 3 1:18:56

Yeah.

Speaker 8 1:18:57

70 when not. Come on. It's intent.

Speaker 3 1:18:59

Like you said, it's I agree with you guys on that. I don't think it I don't think it's a sex offense. I mean, and I don't think people should be charged with it. Unless they're like the the crazy people, they're repeat offenders, you know. And I mean, there was a guy around here who was asked like he would be in the women's bathrooms and he would ask them, or oh, I know what it was. They would pee and he would ask him not to flush the toilet. And then he would go in and like drink their pee and shit. So yeah, very strange.

Speaker 8 1:19:26

Well, he he's vitamin deficient. Because what? He knows something we don't know. We can admit it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 1:19:35

I I think I'm kind of on the same page of like, I think a lot of times, especially people who live a more vanilla lifestyle and don't do like any kind of like public sex or anything like that, they can sometimes like get the impression that like you're like a creep or a pervert or you like but like I know for me, like it's not I never intentionally go to have public sex somewhere that I truly think that like especially like children or anything like that. Like you're mindful of that stuff even in that moment, and like I don't go with the intention of having someone find me, it's just the risk. And I think it kind of comes back to like that consent piece, and like that's important when you're doing public. Like, I'm not gonna have sex like in an area where I could be exposing somebody to something that they shouldn't be seeing. Right.

Speaker 8 1:20:20

Yeah, um, and I think you've never seen it. Right.

Speaker 1 1:20:22

And I think a lot of times, like that's kind of the misconception is that people who have public sex, it's in some like curvy like way, they're trying to like expose innocent people to things, and that's not what it is. Like, I don't want to get caught. Like the thought that I could yes, exactly. Yeah, I think it's just it's coming back to that. Like, m most people who practice public sex are going to be mindful of like Yeah, of course.

Speaker 4 1:20:48

I can't do it in this space.

Speaker 3 1:20:49

That's a good methabust for sure.

Speaker 4 1:20:51

Yeah, and to add to that fact, like it's getting in trouble at all for anything like that shouldn't happen unless it's like actively crowded, like she said, where there's hundreds of people or whatever. But if you're out in the fucking woods and somebody walks by, that's not yeah, that's not fair. Yeah, I agree. And I hate to use the fair word, but leave us the fuck alone, dude. Yeah, like if you're going to be like why you think our marriage is so strong, you know, leave us.

Speaker 7 1:21:19

Like you you're probably that's bad. Exactly. Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 1:21:22

Like well, and you know, I don't think most guys, like if they weren't with their wives or whatever, they I don't I they would absolutely not do anything. They would either watch or they'd keep on walking. It's the women that are usually the issue in that bed, I guess. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 1:21:35

Just keep walking the fuck out. Yeah, always the women, always, every time never fails. Yeah, yeah. It makes me sad. They either love and want to talk to me or they fucking hate me like there's no middle. Well, I'm bothering you, not you at all. He's looking. That's who cares. Yeah, does my husband care? Your husband is looking. No, fuck you, right.

Speaker 3 1:21:55

You know what I mean? Yeah, and by the way, your husband's watching her on Pornhub.

Speaker 8 1:21:59

That's the problem. That's largely the problem. I feel like she's accessible to him, so that's the real issue.

Speaker 4 1:22:06

Yeah, like I have zero interest in your man. I know, I know.

Speaker 3 1:22:11

Okay, you guys. Well, first of all, I want to thank you all. My God, what a show! Like, this might be my favorite show ever.

Speaker 4 1:22:18

It really does. I know, and I miss Kat.

Speaker 3 1:22:20

I miss her too. We would have been laughing way more had she been here. Oh my god. Listen, that bitch is like a 14-year-old boy. She just is.

Speaker 7 1:22:30

She has ADHD in the and the best kind.

Speaker 3 1:22:34

Okay, I want to make sure I get this out there. So, Candy, your website is the T H E E, Candy, K-A-N-D-Y, Rain, R-E-I-G-N.com. Okay, just making sure you can find all her links and everything on there. And then Devon and Lola, yours is linktree.com slash Lola Riley69. I'm gonna spell that out. Is that the best place for people to go?

Speaker 2 1:22:59

Yeah.

Speaker 3 1:23:00

Okay. So it's linktree.com and then slash and then Lola L O L A Riley, R-I-L-E-Y 69, and that's all one word. And so that's a wrap. Until next time, keep your pants zippered up or don't stay sneaky, whatever you need to do. And then drop your feedback, ideas, comments to our email info at the vix and chronicles.com, and follow us on iHeart, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts. Bye. Say bye, everybody. Bye.

Speaker 4 1:23:34

I just waited.