The Absurd Files
The Shepherd Company is releasing select case files in the interest of maintaining public awareness. New materials are published typically every other Friday, documenting paradoxical incidents under Milton's review.
Reality is a suggestion. Paperwork is binding.
The Absurd Files
Note to Therapist: I Think My Dog’s in a Cult | The Absurd Files #001
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Case file #001: Subject is concerned about pet's highly unusual behavior—submits note to therapist detailing strange events and cult activity of dog, Chompy.
Be advised: Report extraordinary canine behavior to the Shepherd Company.
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