DJ Epps - LTMFK Podcast Episode 57

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What's poppin', ladies and gentlemen? Oh man. Top of the week. Top of the week. Time to get some more money. You know what I mean? Hey, it's your boy DJ Fs right here on these let these motherfuckers know vlog going down for you and yours weekdays right here in 1 p.m. Eastern time. Uh today is Monday, April 20th. April 20th, 420. What are we doing, ladies and gentlemen? What are we doing? No, no, no. Seriously, what are we doing? Are you are you at work right now? And you can't wait to get home and just light one up. Or did you wake up this morning and just light one up? Proud to light one up. It's 420. Enjoy yourself. Oh man, I remember when I used to smoke. Yeah, used to. I stopped all that, man. I'm a grown man. I'm a grown man. Don't get me wrong, man. There's times I don't want to hit a blunt and just relax. But if I do that, I I just know I don't want to do nothing that day. I don't want to do nothing that day. And let and and and let and just puff one with wifey. Oh yeah, she's enjoying it today. I don't even know. She smokes so much, I don't even know if she knows it's 420. That's yo, I swear to God. I'm gonna ask her, babe, you know what today is? 420. What is that? I'm serious. That's how much my wife smokes. She 420 is every day, every second, every hour for her. And she's still on point. I'll be like, how you do it? Oh man. So do you celebrate? Do you celebrate 420? Man, like let me ask you something. Do you still smoke blunts? Because I know these days everybody tends to smoke white boys now. Excuse me. I don't mean to call it white boys, but that's what we used to call it back in the days, or or a doobie. If you want to go further back in the 70s or something, a doobie. Yeah, DBRC. Hey, yo, you know what, man? I'm glad you gave it up too, man. You you you made me proud. You know what I mean? Um, uh one week I took DBRC to um the Rock the Bell cruise. And even though there was people smoking on that cruise, you know, you you tend to go on a cruise and you be like, you know, I can't take no weed on the cruise. I said, yo, I said, DB RC, why don't you come on this cruise with me and don't bring no weed at all? And watch how you're gonna spend a week noticing that you you don't care for it, you're having so much fun, and when you return back, you're not gonna even care to go get some. And sure enough, he did it. He did it. I want to say cold turkey, but he did it. You know what I mean? Yeah. So back in the days, um, I was a Dutch master. Yeah, in every way. I was a Dutch master. Babe! Babe, come here. I was a Dutch master. You know what today is?

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Woo!

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Oh shoot.

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What smoke your brains off me?

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Okay, she does know. I guess she's gonna smoke more than ever today. Wow, okay, all right. So back to what I was saying. I was a Dutch master. Yeah, I used to love Dutches. Yeah, Dutch Masters roll it up. Um, before that, what what were we smoking before Dutch Masters? No, there was levels to the to the cigars that we was rolling. So Dutch Masters. Right now she does swish her sweets. Diamond, I believe, she does swish her sweets diamond, but before that it was Dutch Masters, and before that, what was before that? Was it El Productos? Was it El Productos? White Owls, oh that white owls. I remember those. Oh my god, those were this like smoking uh uh uh um wood from a tree. White owls, god damn Phillies was my my my sophomore. That was my those were my first blunts, Phillies. Ooh, Phillies was the first ones. Phillies was the first ones. I think it was Phillies, then White Owls, then El Productos, then Dutch Masters, and then Swiss Suites. I think that was uh the actual uh Dutch cigar lineup of rolling our weeds. He said white owls was like smoking cement. I'm telling you, you remember when he used to lick it, it was like licking sandpaper. White owls was not it. I'm gonna be honest with you. Backwards? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. My boy Mecca, he would love some matter of fact, he still does uh um grab a leaf too. Oh my god, backwards and grab a leaf. No, no, those right there, forget about it. Those will make me pass out. It'll give me a uh I'll turn airhead with those joints right there. I'll turn, oh my god, man, backwards and and and and uh grab a leaf, nah, those was not it for me. Be nice in the building was popping, baby. Those were not it for me at all. No way. I'll never tell I'm gonna tell you a story. What happened when I go to Germany. When you go to Europe, Europe they yo, they're all white boys, they're all paper, they have no clue. I don't want to say they have no clue, but they don't have Dutch masters, they don't have no cigars. You would have to bring your own pack over there. Yeah, you fly over there, bring your own pack. So one day I'm on tour and um I stopped. I I went to perform in Netherlands. You know where Netherlands is? You know what's in Netherlands? Amsterdam! Yes, I went to Amsterdam to do a show. And I went in there, I went to a smoke shop in Amsterdam, right? I went to a smoke shop in Amsterdam, and I went to, you know, it was so awesome. It was such an experience, and this was the first time I had really witnessed and experienced this. I went into a coffee shop, and in the coffee shop, they have plenty of, it's like a dispensary, you have plenty of herb and and weed that you could choose from, and you could roll up and sit in the coffee shop and smoke. So I they gave me a menu. It's straight up, it was like a fucking restaurant. They gave me a menu with all types of weed, right? And and I sat there and I looked at all the potencia, all the potent shit that they had, and they had the description of each herb, what it does, what affects. And I saw one that said, I forgot the name of it, but it said hysterical laughing. Uh basically, it would just make you feel great, happy, but it'll make you laugh at everything. My nigga. I said, Let me get that one. Yo, they gave it to me, right? And they gave me some papers, and I looked at them like, and I wasn't even good at rolling papers. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not the best at rolling papers. I looked at them, I'm like, yo, chill with all that. Yo, I pulled out my blunts and they looked at me like I was crazy. They're like, the hell is that? They're looking at me like, what the hell is that? Yo, I took the herb they gave me and I rolled my blunts. And you know us, you know us Americans, you know, we roll the fatties, right? Right, okay. So I'm in the I'm in the coffee shop and I'm about to light up my fucking and the coffee shop is probably the size of your living room, you know what I mean, plus your kitchen, about that size, right? So I light up my blunt and I'm smoking the whole blunt to myself. Yo, they looking at me like, yo, you gonna smoke all that by yourself? Like, yeah. And they're like, you're gonna kill yourself. I'm like, what are you talking about, man? We do this all day, every day. You know what I mean? Like, yo, I swear, the Europeans was looking at me like I was about to kill myself, like I was about to die. So I'm smoking the whole blunt to myself. Man, I shit you no lie. Me smoking that whole blunt fogged up the whole restaurant. They wasn't used to that. They was like, they was looking at me like the customers, the other customers like, yo, they I was like, yo, y'all want, y'all want to try this? Yo, they was looking at me like I was crazy. Then the clerk, it's like like the person that was selling the stuff behind, it's like he knew what I was up to. He knew what I was up to, and he basically tried me. He, you know, they got music while they were smoking and everything. He puts on a CD, yes, a CD. Back in the day, it was CDs. There wasn't no MP3s, there wasn't no Spotify at that time. He put on a CD called Richard Cheese. If you know your music, if you don't know who Richard Cheese is, Richard Cheese would take all your latest hip-hop songs, even throwback hip-hop songs, and sing it in an opera. Yeah, oh my god. Oh my god. So I'm smoking. Remember, keep in mind, I done picked out hysterical weed smoking and all that, right? Yo, keep this in mind. He puts on the CD, and all I started hearing was oochie walli wally, oochie bang bang, oochie wally wally, oochie bang bang. And uh, yo, I was like, what is that? And I started cracking up. He will play two life crew. Oh, me so horny, oh me so horny, uh, oh, oh, me so horny. I was like, oh my god, this is hysterical. That nigga was singing 50 cents music, woke up in the club, bottles in the vault. Oh my god, man. Oh my god, I was laughing my ass off. I yo, I swear to god, I never heard such of a uh yo, swing jazz vibe. Yes, DBS, you yo, son. I was on the floor cracking up. Man, man, man, man. Richard Cheese, look him up, and I think some people are doing it, some other people doing it. Matter of fact, I think AI right now is doing it because when I heard AI do do um latest uh blue swing songs, and I'm like, yo, man, AI, you late. I've been heard this shit. This shit has been yo since Richard Cheese days. Like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. So, yeah, man, that was my Amsterdam weed smoking. Oh my god, that was absolutely funny. Oh my god, hold on. Let me let me let me see if I can hit you with the oh yeah, that that right there was absolutely funny. Funny. Yeah, man, yeah, man. Oh, so yeah, man. If you are smoking today, enjoy yourself on 420. You know, I mean, you know what? I might just hit the blunt with my wife today, man. Just just cuz of I'm gonna say, wifey's roll up a blunt tonight. You know what I mean? Right after uh uh new music at 10, we're gonna puff one together. And then I'm gonna pass out like a little bitch. That's what I'm gonna do. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why not, right? Why not? It's it's my birthday too. Big shout to my my son. My son celebrated his birthday yesterday, April 19th, the last day of the Aries. Aries is over. Aries, it's a wrap. It's Taurus Gang, Taurus Gang. Taurus, we are here. Yeah, Sunday is my birthday, my actual birthday. Uncolada espresso. Yeah. Sunday's my birthday. It's Taurus time. Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's gonna be a problem. It's going to be a problem this weekend. Big shout and happy birthday to my son Zay. I love you. I hope you enjoyed your birthday, the ATV riding, your first 21 and over party, birthday party with K Solo, legendary. You did such a great job. Your swag, your your aura when you walked in the club was everything, man. You had all them aunties and mommies looking at you like, oh, this long little young buck could get it. I had to, you know, I had to, yo, son, Nessa, you know you was up on my son too. No, I'm just kidding. Listen, my son killed it this weekend, and I'm very happy for him. Um, he was excited to perform. He was so excited to perform. And for K Solo to put his arms around him and and gave him, like, you know, the stamp of approval, you know, he was he was excited. He felt the vibe, he felt the energy. You know, I mean, everybody was cameras was up. Man, he did such a great job. Zay, I love you. Happy birthday. He did amazing, yes, he did. Um, but it's my turn, all right? And this Friday, this Friday, everybody is going down. Memphis Bleak is coming outside. Who brings Memphis Bleak out? Me, DJ Epps, I do that. Yes, Memphis Bleak is coming to my all black affair birthday party in Pembroke Pines right here at Dulce, along with Mims. This is why I'm hot. My Haitian brother DJ Stax, about to bring that New York Brooklyn Haitian vibe to the building. I promise you, it's gonna be a problem. This Friday, why not Fridays? Listen, if you haven't been to our Why Not once a month Friday party, oh man, it's gonna be a problem this Friday. Event Bright, get your tickets now. It's gonna be crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Saturday, we're gonna have the all-white party at T Pico with my man. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be a problem with notch in the building. Yep, yep, yep, yep. T Pico all white. We're all white, all right? And then, you know, Sunday, my exact birthday, we are going to the Miami uh Improv Comedy Club. Yes, with finesse Mitchell, starring finesse Mitchell and friends. You seen Finesse Mitchell on Showtime, Netflix, HBO, Wendy Williams show. Uh um, who's your caddy? Oh man, that movie was funny. Yeah, yeah, you've seen them on all that, man. Improv Comedy Club Showtime 7 p.m. This Sunday, exactly on my birthday. I'm gonna need y'all to pull up and come laugh and have some fun with us. It's gonna be a great time, man. Um, yeah, man. Yeah, man. We're gonna have some fun this weekend. Now, listen, I got like 10 more minutes, and what I'm about to talk about is probably gonna take all 10 minutes. And it was WrestleMania. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, if you don't know, I am a wrestling head. All right, I am that guy for three decades, probably going on for I've been a wrestling head. The minute Hulk Hogan pinned Iron Chic in Madison Square Garden for the world heavyweight champion, I was hooked. And yes, that was in the 80s. Yes, ever since I've been hooked. Now, WrestleMania was this past weekend, and a lot of people was let me tell you something, man. Times is changing, um, wrestlers are changing, entertainment globally has been changing. And if you're not keeping up with time, you and and you're still one of those that've been like, yo, wrestling's fake. Yes, wrestling's fake, but don't get it twisted. The entertainment business is not, those guys get hurt. That big nut that uh my girl had, uh uh um uh no no not Liv Morgan. Yeah, Liv Morgan. That that big nut that she had, that was real. That was real, yes, and congratulations for winning the world women championship. Yes, yes, awesome match, and and Stephanie Record, ooh, that little Latina from Chile. Who would think a Chile wrestler come from Chile, like she's killing it, and she fun, a little fun little thing, killing it, yeah. But man, WrestleMania was great, and some of y'all yeah yeah yeah, disrespect Triple H and been like yo did Triple H messed it up and this and this and that. Listen, who would you would who would you have rather take over and control after Vince McMahon? Who like you know what I mean? Yeah, we probably would have seen Shane McMahon, but Shane's not around. I don't, you know, I don't know what was going on with the family business, but it's not it. Stephanie, I don't know what's going on, but yo, Triple H was the next one. He knows it from front to back, left to right, all the loopholes, everything. And and and and and to have his partner, Shawn Michaels, by him to help him guide him, the Undertaker, like who else would you want? You know what I mean? Yeah, he he probably have some higher ups he has to answer to, but it is what it is, man. I'm not I'm not a big fan of the TKO people, you know what I mean? It is what it is, but Triple H himself, leave that man alone. Leave that man alone. He's doing great, all right, man. Um, and and to his wife, Stephanie McMahon, who got uh inducted in the Hall of Fame, congratulations, Stephanie. You deserve that. You are that girl, you are that B. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well deserved. Um, I was shocked to not see Vince McMahon or Shane McMahon nowhere around. Linda McMahon, like nobody was around from the yo, that was heartbroken. What happened? Where are the family members? Why they was not with Linda McN, uh Stephanie McMahon when she got inducted to the Hall of Fame. That was that was I was like, man, all that you guys built, all you guys did, and Vince, Shane McMahon, the whole, nobody was there for Stephanie, but her family. That was that was absolutely crazy right there. That was crazy. Listen, I told you, I told you Brock Lesnar was gonna pass a torch. Now, did I think he was gonna hang it up and retire, put the boots down in the middle of the ring? No, I didn't. But Brock, we love you, we thank you. You are the beast, you always will be the beast. And and and Brock Lesnar, man, you you you always gonna be the man. Forever remembered. We hope you are in the a hall of fame next year. Yeah, Brock, you did that. I did not see Brock hanging up the shoes, leaving it in the ring, and retiring after Oba Femi pinned him one, two, three in the middle of the ring. It was definitely passing the torch. That's what that was. I knew it. I knew it was gonna be passing the torch. Oba Femi, oh my god, that is the next that yo, that is our new beast. Yeah, he is the ruler. That's what it is, all right? Future heavyweight champion. That's something we can't wait to see either. All right. Um Roman Reigns. Man, I I asked, I requested, I prayed on it. Roman Reigns get that championship, bring it back home, and he did it. He did it. Roman Reigns, congratulations. Yes, we are back. Back on top. Yes, we are back on top. Alright. Oh man. Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes match. Oh. Now, you know, for me, that match was a little bit all over the place. Storyline too. I still want to know why he did that to his own boy, McAfee, that was with him throughout this whole journey going up to WrestleMania. I don't know what happened. I don't probably gonna find out tonight when we go watch Raw, Monday Night Raw, and see a couple of answers. And you know, every time after WrestleMania passed by, Monday Night Raw is something different. It's something different. So we're gonna see what happens tonight. Uh congratulations to Paige. Paige made a return back. Uh Paige, if you don't know what who Paige is, Paige is one of uh them female wrestlers. Yeah. Oh man. Yeah, she she's one of them. And um, congratulations to her return. Um, the Bella twins, they they won the tag team champions with Paige being uh an assist. Uh uh uh, you know what I mean, for one of the Bellas that got hurt and injured, and they won the tag team champions on that four-away women tag team champions ship. So big shout to them. All right. Um, you know, man, what else can I say? You know, the the the i i show speed, he said it off. He said the whole WrestleMania off. You know what that was, right? If you're a wrestling fan, you know what that was? That was a something called a receipt. A receipt. A couple of WrestleManias back. I don't know if it was last year, but a couple of WrestleManias back. I Show Speed came in the wrestling arena in a prime bottle uh uh mascot suit. And Logan Paul laid he was in it. Logan Paul laid him out on the table and went on the top rope and splashed a prime bottle. So reversing it, it was a receipt. I show speed got on top of that and says, Yo, Logan, it's time for me to hit you with the splash. And I'm pretty sure Logan says, Yes, let's do it. And sure enough, I show speed was definitely athletic. Like, I think he can be a wrestler if he really wanted to. He's a funny guy, yes. Avil, funny guy, definitely. And if he wanted to be a wrestler, I think he can do it, man. If he put his mind to it, he can do it. He's very athletic, and he got on that top rope and jumped off and landed a frog splash right on top of Logan Paul on the desk announcement table. Oh man, that was crazy. Absolutely crazy. Big shout to the Usos. I know Jay's feeling some type of way, man. He was world championship, top of the world last year, and then this year he's feeling some type of way fighting with Cameron or hip hopper or artists, you know. I mean, and uh he's in the sixth man tag, you know what I mean? You know, you win some, you lose some, but at the end of the day, you are still here, Jay Uso. Don't let none of that, you know, kill your vibe, man. Let you, yo, yeet, you still the man, all right? Just continue your legacy, continue making your family happy. You never know where the wrestling uh world will go for you. Um, you know what I mean? Uh Jimmy Uso, congratulations on your kid. I know you just had a kid. You know what I mean? Katie, man, I owe you a huge apology. Ivy XO, I owe you a huge apology. I know I was supposed to be on a show um yesterday with the reactions and hanging out and everything, man. And you know, my my birth, my son's birthday dinner went longer than I expected. And I couldn't make it. So I truly apologize to you and the and and the family over there. Um, and hopefully I can return back and and and revisit and do something else with you guys. And let's let me let me fix that. All right, all right. Um, what happened to Cam? Yeah, Jay Uso got a yo Katie. You should know. You should have seen it. It was all over the gram. Like, it was all over social media. Cameron and Jay Uso got into something. Oh my god. Uso attacked Cam in this podcast at the Sirius XM in Las Vegas. Oh my god. Man, that was crazy. That was crazy. And they there's been talking snap. They always been talking shit back and forth for the past few days. Listen, yes, it was stage, but it was a great stage segment. That was one of the best great stage. And I believe Cameron planned that. Like, if I'm bringing Oose on the store, Oose gotta attack me. And I could talk shit. Like, I'm gonna let Oose attack me. I'm gonna even let him punch me one time. But I'm gonna talk my shit afterwards. I'm gonna continue to like it was great. We know everything is staged with wrestling, but that was a great segment. So great that it had the it had a good portion of the world believing it was true. That's how good it was. My funny, my funny moment was Mace. He's like, yo, Mace, where were you? I grabbed him. Mace, you know what I mean? He's with the Lord. He in he's not into the fighting no more, right? He's not into the fighting no more. So yeah, man, I hope you got a you had a great WrestleMania. I know I did, man. And congratulations to everybody that won. Um, Trick Williams, new uh uh uh United States world champion. Congratulations to the lemon stepper guy, Trick Williams. Lil Yachty, we see you was getting doing your thing. Congratulations to you too. I wish I was in your place. Yeah, man. WrestleMania was good for everybody, and I hope everybody enjoyed it, all right? Uh tonight, new music at 10. New music at 10. We got some new music we're gonna play tonight at 10 o'clock. It's going to be crazy as usual. If you want to submit your music to be at new music at 10 this week, you can submit at the website djpps.com. Djebs.com. All right. Yeah, man. Submit your music so you can be part of new music at 10. Or artists, all artists, be part of new music at 10 this week so we can break your new music. All right, if you want to book me as well, if you need the DJ Epps merch, DJ Epps.com. That's the website you go to and submit your music, get the merch, and book your boy for your next event, your next, you know what I mean? Festival, all that. Doing cruises, I'm doing parties, brunches, you know, I mean, uh bachelorette parties. Yeah, let's get to it. All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for me to get up out of here. It's your boy DJ Epps on a Monday, April 20th. Holding you down right here on these let these motherfuckers know vlog right here for you and yours. And I'll catch you tomorrow. Same time, same place, live and direct, right here. Everybody, have a good night. I love you guys. Peace out. You already know. Peace.