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BEST WAYS TO PERISH? : Two Brahs Podcast Ep: 9

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Heartattack? OD? What IS the best of the worst ways to leave this world?

SPEAKER_01

I don't even get the cool like I'm going in fucking No I'm just sitting in home. Yeah, alright. Yeah that sucks. It's instant. I'm not gonna stop on this.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

They think, therefore, they are.

SPEAKER_03

And yes, we're back. Yeah, we're back. Yeah, the True Bros podcast.

SPEAKER_01

You thought so we were gone.

SPEAKER_03

You probably thought we gave up. And some probably celebrated our our fall.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, no, I can think of some people, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I just wanna clarify you were gone, right? Yeah, I was gone. That's why we haven't been uploading. I've just been chilling, doing my thing, and then we'll reveal it to you.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But yeah, obviously, not good to be back, but back nevertheless, right? I want to start us off.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I I listen, this might be a stupid thing to talk about. Something, something that isn't that interesting. Okay. But I just thought about it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Do you think blind people have conspiracy theories?

SPEAKER_01

What is the shower thought? What do you mean by conspiracy theory?

SPEAKER_04

Well, you know they're blind, but oh yeah, they made us blind. Oh yeah, they're trying to hide. They're trying to push an agenda. Or probably another one, like yeah, other blind people are telling us we're blind to control us.

SPEAKER_01

That's why your opinion, yeah. I've never met another blind person. I'm the only one that is blind.

SPEAKER_03

They probably put blind goggles on us. Which gotta break free.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

We're gonna see the world.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah, vision. Yeah, that's something. Yeah, fuck you. There's no vision.

SPEAKER_03

Well, don't you think like blind people have conspiracy theories about why they're blind?

SPEAKER_01

Probably I've never thought about it actually.

SPEAKER_03

Because imagine you can't see shit. It's like, oh yeah, like why can't I see shit? Yeah, yeah. Why is that what you're trying to hide?

SPEAKER_01

The government, man. That's kinda that's kinda uh convenient, no? That I can't see all this this world that you're gonna do.

SPEAKER_03

I can't see how much money you're extracting from my bank account.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah. Good ploy. You got me there. That's actually because deaf people, they have like uh they can be it can be proven, yeah. Like they see people uh conversating with each other and they're like, yeah, okay, they have something I don't blind people, man. Yeah, fuck yeah, they're hiding some shit. They're fucking.

SPEAKER_03

But to be fair, like you can disprove other like like say if a blind person thinks everyone's blind, yeah, you can easily disprove that by like, oh yeah, a hundred meters you're gonna touch a wall.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

In a hundred meters you're gonna touch a wall and you're gonna find a drink. And then you find that oh yeah, you can see.

SPEAKER_01

But fuck, but you don't know you don't know if it might not be you might not know if you're even the same species as someone else. If you're if you're born blind, born, I've never seen anything, you don't know what a human looks like. That's fucked up, yeah. That's fucked up.

SPEAKER_03

But you obviously do like this.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. You you can feel your features and everything, like but you can feel others too, by the way. But you if you're like, yeah, uh skin colour, hair colour, like you have no clue. Red. What's red? What the fuck? What the fuck is red? My god.

SPEAKER_03

And you know how they describe being blind, like blind people said, imagine trying to see the back of your head right now. Yeah, can you see it? No, exactly. You just can't see, it's not black, you see.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly, it's just yes. Uh I always think about it like when you're asleep. Like you you just you there's nothing really. There's nothing. When you're asleep, you're not caught. No, but I know no, but man. First thing I do.

SPEAKER_04

I literally I told him don't touch the mic my butt. Right. Fuck the listeners.

SPEAKER_01

No, but yeah, but uh shout out to my blind people. They're they can actually enjoy the two bros.

SPEAKER_03

Do you think there's a dude walking? No, actually. I want a job.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, man. That's actually I never thought about like obviously I've thought about what blind how they perceive the world, right? But conspiracy. Yeah, conspiracy theory. They could actually like they should have plenty. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_03

Because imagine we can see, and we have a shit ton of conspiracy theories, bro. If you can't see, you got yeah, dude. Probably dragons and magic and everything.

SPEAKER_01

Fuck, we need to bring on a blind person as a guest. We need a blind person to explain this. A blind conspiracy theorist, that's a fucking YouTube video. That would make a fucking video, right?

SPEAKER_03

If we surpass like a hundred subscribers, let's bring a blind person, pay him like 50 bucks.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so yeah, what conspiracy theories do you have? I don't know, man. Yeah, I'm just blind.

SPEAKER_03

Just to make sure, you're gonna talk about your thing like for like 70% of the pod, right?

SPEAKER_01

Uh I think so. There's a lot of things that do I just battle off my things? Yeah, yeah, you can do that. You can do that.

SPEAKER_03

Probably quicker, and then we just hop straight. Because today's episode is gonna be like uh stupid idiot special.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, yeah, thank you.

SPEAKER_03

Because of his trip, obviously. Yeah. Uh okay, let's do a blind ranking. Okay. Best ways to die. Best ways to die. Best ways to die. So I've listed, I've got some some some ways to die. I mean, I'm not saying they're hard. Okay. There's just ways, realistic ways to die. Realistic ways to die, okay. And let's analyze them, and you have to blind rank.

SPEAKER_01

Am I ranking of the quality of death, right?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, yeah, how good at death it is. Yeah. How sat satisfying and nice. Yeah, okay. If you get struck by lightning, that's not that cool, right? But it no, but it's cool. It's painful. It's painful, but it's you can listen, it's your metrics. It's your metrics, you decide.

SPEAKER_01

So, lightning strike, for example, it's very it's fucking awful, but it's cool. So that brings it up. Yeah, Thor got scared of me. How many ranks do I have? Five? Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03

Heart attack. And uh and uh uh keep in mind, I'm not giving you context. You don't know how you got a heart attack. It's just a heart attack.

SPEAKER_01

Just a heart attack, not when I get it, not so this the thing is when I'm if I'm older, if I'm just uh yeah getting it when I'm it's my time, right? A heart attack is a pretty good, a pretty convenient not convenient, but good way to go, right? But I don't know, it's just I feel like it's you're gonna be like, yeah, well you get it tomorrow, yeah. When you're 22, yeah, you get a heart attack. No, I think I'm gonna go with middle of the road. You have to explain why. I'm going middle of the road because it's it's a boring death, it's an it's a it's a pretty good quality death, it's not gonna hurt. I'm not gonna be like, it's gonna be instant, it's gonna be over, I'm not gonna suffer anything.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, let's say let's say you're 34. Yeah, okay. That's an okay age, right? You have a you have a you have a son, yeah. He's like 12, so you you you become a father in two years, essentially. He's 12 years old, and he makes out with his brother. And that's how I go. Yeah, that's the thing. But then we got the other spectrum, it's like It's like Like Aegon the Conqueror from from Game of Thrones. He dies of a stroke. Okay. So he conquers Westeros, yeah, and when he's like 60, he dies of a stroke, surrounded by his family.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly, yeah. And that's that's the good way to go. I would put that death at number two. I'm going in the middle of the road, by the way. I'm going three. Because I'm not suffering, it's pretty instant, but it's not that cool. It's not that cool.

SPEAKER_04

Death by artillery weapons.

SPEAKER_03

Or is it just uh Just Do you know what artillery weapons are? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So I'm just sitting at home and fucking fucking apartment explodes.

SPEAKER_03

Do you know what a trap you came in?

SPEAKER_01

Fucking militia weapon just blows up my apartment. Yeah. So I don't it's not even I don't even get the cool like oh I'm going in. Fucking no, I'm just sitting in home air. Alright? Yeah. Yeah, that sucks. It's instant. I'm not gonna suffer on this.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. You're saying there for two hours. Oh my god. Please help me! Oh god, oh god, oh god.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Yeah, that sucks. Okay, fuck, okay. Because this has gotta be a two or a four, right? If there's a cool way, but depending on the context, if I'm going I'm in I'm at war. I'm going in, I'm saving my platoon and just.

SPEAKER_03

I can give you this context.

SPEAKER_01

Yep.

SPEAKER_03

You're not at war.

SPEAKER_01

It's number four, man. It's number four. So I just get fucking domed. Solo.

SPEAKER_03

I'm gonna have to learn mode again. In Game of Thrones, a king called Make Art Targaryen gets killed by artillery weapon. Yeah, crushed in the head.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Just crushed under it. Yeah, but yeah, oh, in his uh he's just at home, chilling. No, no, he's a he's at war. Yeah, okay. I'm not at war. Yeah, it's number four. It's number four.

SPEAKER_03

It's number four?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

It's number four.

SPEAKER_01

So you're saying, okay, yeah, a heart attack is better than by artillery. Yeah, because heart attack, I know it's gonna be instant. Either if I'm young or even if I'm old, it's gonna be instant. Here, I'm probably young. It might just blow off my leg and I bleed out, or it's just yeah, it just sucks. Either way.

SPEAKER_03

Let's keep it on the track of war.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

You're at the front of a war. Oh my god. Just die instantly.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, so the front line.

SPEAKER_03

They're like, yo, for fucking Sweden. And it's like it's not in the head. You're the first to drop. You're the person, you know in war movies when the main character gets scared about all the tragedy, he like looks at you and you know. You're that person, you know what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_01

So I'm the example. I'm the example of how brutal war can be. That's that's who I am. Exactly. You're there to show the main character how brutal war is. You know, I don't know if you've seen the movie Saving Private Ryan. Great movie, by the way. Yeah, they show like they say it's the most accurate depiction of D-Day. And it's just in like the first few minutes, there's just a guy looking for his arm that blew off, and he's just he picks it up and then he just gets fucking domed in the head and dies. So, yeah, that's gonna be, but even so, it's gonna be painful probably. Depending on can I get a time period? Is it modern? Is it okay? Yeah, uh it doesn't matter that much. I'm gonna put that at two, actually. Yeah, I think that it's cooler. It's cooler.

SPEAKER_03

I'm gonna have to give you contest. You train 10 years of your life just to be killed in the first five seconds of the war.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's the saddest death.

SPEAKER_03

And you gotta understand, there are no remain oh no, actually, who said it's an explosion? It could be a weapon. Yeah, exactly. That's why I'm that's why I'm gonna get rolled over by a tank.

SPEAKER_01

My god. But that's why I gotta ask the time period, but it's now, so it's just I rush forward, get domed immediately.

SPEAKER_03

So again, that but they test new alien wear on you. And you're like, you know, you you get you just get eradicated. So you blipped smithereen. You're like, look at your boy, and you just you know, with the wind, you just go by.

SPEAKER_01

No, but still, I still think oh is that number five? I don't fucking know. What was number four artillery weapon? Artillery weapon. So it's either get blown up at home. No, I still nah this has gotta be better. It's gotta be better than a heart attack. I I I'm st I'm sticking with two. I'm sticking with two, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So you fucked up just to establish.

SPEAKER_01

Because the next two are not cool. Oh my god. Or maybe. Yeah, maybe, uh we don't know.

SPEAKER_03

Overdose.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, that sucks. That fucking sucks. No, actually, depending on what kind of overdose, because my last few moments are gonna be fucking lit. Or suck really bad, depending on what type of drug. Can you give me what are we talking? Is it uh hard obviously it's hard stuff. Yeah. But like heroin has. I don't know if you can have can you have a bad experience with heroin? I don't know how it I obviously don't know how it feels to stick a needle. I think that that's gotta be n that might be number one.

SPEAKER_03

Overdose.

SPEAKER_01

That might be number one. Because the feeling going, but you gotta- It's sad because of the context that I'm thinking, I'm in a fucking trap house, my life's in the shitter, and I just overdose. Yeah, but the quality of the death, right? I'm just gonna. And the way they find your body, you're like, oh shit. Yeah, yeah, another one. Yeah, yeah. Uh so I'm I'm just thinking like that the quality of the death, I'm gonna get a fucking high. I'm gonna get a euphoric high, and then just pass out. That's better than a heart attack, quality-wise, but context-wise, it's the worst out of all of them. It's just I'm guessing I'm young too, because I'm doing drugs, yeah. Context wise, it's number five. Fuck, man, fuck, it's really on the spectrum.

SPEAKER_03

And you gotta take into account what the next one might be.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's why I gotta put it at number one, just because of the quality of the death. I'm going, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, overdose. You wanna die via OD. Yeah, I guess so, fuck yeah. Okay, next one. It's already at five, but you can at least contemplate it. It's uh getting mauled to death by a bear. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, perfect, alright.

SPEAKER_01

That's yeah, that's the worst one. Like in like Leonardo DiCaprio and the Rabbit. Oh my god. But he die but dying. Yeah, that no, that's the worst one because they find Yeah, but everyone I think people think that it would be fast. No, no, no. No, it's gonna they like to, I don't know. This is my uh his best friend is a bear button. Exactly. No, but I got this information from the Joe Rogan podcast, but they like to the bears like to chew on your fucking organs and play with you to kill you.

SPEAKER_04

So what do you think, man? What do you think? Yeah, what do you think? I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. Alright.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, so actually, I'm gonna do I'm gonna rearrange at how I would do it. So grizzly bear is at number five, that's good. I put at number four, I put uh artillery, right? Actually, fuck, is this a perfect nah? I would probably put overdose at number four. Yeah, and then artillery number three, yeah. And then heart attack number two, and then war number one, I think. I think that's by your example. Yeah, I know, I know, but at least it's kinda hard.

SPEAKER_03

No, I haven't seen that. He's running everything, like there are explosions and shit, and you he looks over and it's just you I guess, man.

SPEAKER_01

Just die, yeah. To each die over. Yep, yeah. No, that would I think that's my perfect list, right? There, just yeah, the first one to go in the war.

SPEAKER_03

You know, in Apex Legends, when the first one dies, first blood. No, no on the first blood.

SPEAKER_01

Oh no! That makes it so much worse. I don't know why. First blood. I mean, I trained for 10 years, yeah. Yeah, so fucked. No, I think yeah, that's still gonna be it. I think it beats it's either that one or heart attack at that point. Exchange either.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. No, invite uh Invincible.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, Invincible. Yeah, it's fucking oh my god, I love that show so much now. It's actually like my favorite. It's something about it, it's so good when another Invincible episode comes out. I don't know, I get a feeling from it. It's such a unique show.

SPEAKER_03

Episode of Invincible, nice.

SPEAKER_01

I know, I don't know, yeah, but I I just it's so nice to just watch Invincible. It feels the quality of life improves when Invincible is dropping every week. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

That in itself makes it a good show. Yeah. But no, let's talk about Thragm boy. Let's talk about it. Listen, they had to make up for the lack of aura he had in the previous episodes.

SPEAKER_01

They had to overdo it, but god damn. In the first one, you know, uh the first episode he's in where they invade and he's standing there with a map, and uh I thought he was on on Viltrum just overseeing everything. But no, he was on the ship. It just No!

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My teddy bear!

SPEAKER_01

My Oracle, yeah! Lord Oracle! Yeah, he didn't do anything. They had a chance, they fucked him up. They could have just they could have. And by the way, if just Thrag fought all the battles, they'd they'd win. Yeah, I swear to God, just send him in the house.

SPEAKER_00

Just stand there.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Looking menacing. That's all he does. Yeah, no, I knew he was gonna pop off eventually, right? He was gonna do I didn't I didn't hate on him for that episode. But people were like, yeah, he's on Fraud Watch, yeah, he sucks, he didn't do anything. No, I knew it was. I'm gonna be honest. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I disliked his voice.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I know. Yeah, the voice acting was I've I've gotten used to it by now, but you know, do you know who Oh, what's his name? The guy who voices the Lich in uh in Adventure Time. Have you heard him? It's just a very deep villainy voice. Yeah, yeah. It's just it fits threat. He's supposed to be this big, bulky, fucking strongest Viltramite of all time. And he just I don't know. It's underwhelming. It's really I think Cong yeah, Conquest voice is perfect. Oh yeah, just like. But that that's the that's the standard we have that is perfect.

SPEAKER_03

Well obviously power scaling, thrag is the strongest. Who's the second strongest Viltramite? I'd have to say Omni Man.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Omniman, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Because if Mark could take Conquest, Omni Man can take Mark, probably.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So I'd say Thrag way above. Yeah. Far below Omni Man.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Invincible?

SPEAKER_01

I don't think invincible. I don't know. I don't know, I don't know if Anis or the the general dude, but he's a fraud. Yeah, the general dude is actually a fraud, yeah. General Krieg. I think Anissa might be stronger than Mark, actually. I think she might be number three.

SPEAKER_03

But but Mark killed Conquest, but but that's like Yeah, but you know how he killed him?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. It fucking it just felt scripted. No, no. I don't know. I think it felt like I get what you're trying to get at, but not. But he's holding him like this for a fucking hour, and he's he's getting fucking gut punches, he's getting slapped. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I yeah, that's fair. I guess so, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But then Anissa.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Do you know? Do you know what happens? Did you see her look in the latest episode? I don't know if they're gonna do it. I don't know when when you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah. We're not gonna say it. We're not gonna say it. But it's if it happens, it happens.

SPEAKER_03

Damn, it's I'm gonna be honest, I don't think it's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_01

But do you know there's another character that shows up because of that?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so that's they're either gonna cut out that in character entirely, or you know, I know that characters. Yeah, they they could cut him out, yeah. I hope not. I like it. I like the concept of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. I think, yeah, okay, but if we just do all characters, you gotta go thrag.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

This is based on comics, just on comics, and based on something that comes later, the battle beast. Oh. Right? Yeah. Thrag the battle beast. But okay, show. No, let's do show. Yeah. Still, thrag battle beast. I would do it. Comics, it would be Alan. But Alan, I don't know. But I feel like I feel I'm gonna get do it.

SPEAKER_01

Has he got on a fucking thrag yet? Has he got on a kill? I can't think of anything.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but weak end of the yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, like weak ones, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But then I decided I'm gonna have to decide to say Omni Man.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I think so. But then then you know who you know someone who should be up there to fucking just so tech jacket. Yeah, tech jacket, not someone that's got a nerf. Like, obviously their powers are too OP to have, like, but still tech jacket is supposed to be able to take on a regular Vilter Magic. I'm not talking about tech jacket. Adam Eve.

SPEAKER_03

But I'm talking about tech jacket. Should be able to take on a Vilterman.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And by the way, Adam Eve could only be that strong at a certain like when she when she locks in and dude, we gotta go standard level, average level.

SPEAKER_01

She has reality min manipulation. Anything that's not use it, anything that's not organic, she can turn into whatever she wants. Regardless, she can remove the air from your face, from your lungs, and just collapse you from the inside. She turns fucking pine cones into beer bottles.

SPEAKER_03

Cheers, has she done it?

SPEAKER_01

No, no, she doesn't know. Yeah, no, I know, but exactly. I'm just saying that she should be there, but they had to nerf her because she's too OP. I agree. Yeah. No, but tech jacket, I I didn't know that they gender swapped tech tech jacket, by the way. I didn't, I didn't I haven't seen the comics like that.

SPEAKER_03

They said the character of tech jacket in the comics is way too similar to Mark. That's why.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah, he looks very similar, yeah. I've seen I've seen pictures.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay, yeah. I kinda get it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'm not mad about it. It's like, I don't know, I don't care. Yeah, sure. It's but I think it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_03

But at least keep the keep the power scaling though. Yeah. She she just runs, that's all she's like.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I know, and then fucking whenever she blasts someone, it's a minor inconvenience at best. It's like, yeah, she hasn't got it like yet.

SPEAKER_03

You know who's the goat? Yo. Space Racer.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, there's fucking yourself. What the fuck is that weapon? What the man? Come on. Yeah, we've seen the memes. You know, every time it misses, it just hits a civilization. 100 million light here, so he's the goat though. Yeah. He's the goat. You know, when he pulls up with the Ragnar's fucking fuck yeah, man. That's the space race. But yeah, he he sucks just because he's a weak he's weak. It's only his gun. That's all he got, right?

SPEAKER_03

But you gotta attribute his gun to himself. Yeah. So that makes him a strong character. Again, man. It's fine.

SPEAKER_01

Uh but another like another loophole, I don't wanna say, I guess it's a good one.

SPEAKER_03

I just wanna notify, I just wanna uh note something on loopholes. Dude, I can find one million uh loopholes. Yeah, I know. I know. You just this is a good thing. Yeah, you can't you can't complain about it. Like Attack on Titan or the RN Holes. Yeah. I I I'm not sure, but you you get what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, no, I've seen so many videos about that. That's the number one complaint about invincible is the power scaling, right? But I'm just like yeah, it's super inconsistent, but I'm just I'm just here to watch, man. I don't really care. You're just gonna turn off. Yeah, and the same with the animation, like I told you this before. The scene with Mr. Liu with where they just expand expand a P PDF file like uh PNG. Yeah, PNG file and just make him bigger. I don't care. It's Mr. Liu. I don't give a fuck. I don't care.

SPEAKER_03

It's like we said this off camera. Yeah. Finish off.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I don't care about the like the filler fights. As long as Conquest and Thrag have good animation, I'm good. Just save the budget for that and I'm fine with it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but we we said this off camera. Yeah. If you guys, if we want Invincible every year, they gotta they have to compromise on animation. They can't they have to compromise on animation because it's too much work. It's too much work. Otherwise, you're gonna get a season every three years. It's smart business wise because if they keep the attention up on Invincible, that's more that's more subscriptions than you gotta think from their point of view. So it makes sense. And obviously we want Invincible every year. Oh yeah. So it makes sense.

SPEAKER_01

It's it's good. I think it's with a lot of I know you just you've just watched Attack on Titan, right? But it's a big thing with a lot of other animes that does weekly episodes. They always have very bad animation for the filler, the conversations, like the the thing that doesn't need animation necessarily, and then they save all the budget for the big moments. And I think that's fair. I think that's fair. That is very fair. It's the only thing that's a complaint, it's the whole of the show. When it's like, oh, I can't really get into it because the animation quality switches all the time and blah blah blah. But it's I don't think it's that big of a deal, honestly.

SPEAKER_03

And if you want consistent good quality in a show, you gotta wait like three years for every season, four years.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I know. By the way, uh another little off topic, but about another show. I gotta know if I I think you'll know this. I gotta know if it's uh April Fool's joke or not. Is Smiling Friends ending? Yeah, it is. Really? After season three.

SPEAKER_03

It is why because they feel like they accomplished the things they wanted to accomplish. It's such a good show.

SPEAKER_01

It's so good. It's the humor is so unique, it's so good, actually. Why? They could make it like a I don't I don't want to them to drag it like a family guy or something like that. Exactly. Yeah, exactly, yeah. So prop that's probably why they did it, just to have the have the quality of the show.

SPEAKER_02

It's fair too, because they said we we we did what we wanted to do. Yeah, exactly. We want to move on to other projects. Yeah, it's fair.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we just but such a good show, though. It's so good. It's so good, it's so good.

SPEAKER_03

It sucks.

SPEAKER_01

I hate that the episodes are only 10 minutes, man. I watched the whole thing so fucking fast. Yeah, dude. It's so good. It's so fucking good.

SPEAKER_03

You know, it's hard. Yeah. It's hard. You wanna go ahead?

SPEAKER_01

Are we are we diving into it? Yeah, you can go ahead. You can go ahead. So, Salamanca. Can you build it up first, Monsieur? You just about it, you stupid idiots. Nah man. I've I've I've been talking about it before before I went on the trip. We said both of us were gonna take a month off the. Because people remember what we thought about. Yeah, yeah, but I'm gonna I'm gonna get into it, obviously, but still, we talked about we were go both gonna take a month off. You in February, me in March. You were gonna go, but it you ended up cancelling, right? Last minute. Yeah. Because of school, right? You had to study, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So but I went I went to uh a little town in the middle of the Spanish desert in uh in March, Salamanca. It's a big deal apparently in like the university world. I've never heard of uh heard about it before. But essentially it was I failed Spanish in my high school, and I told this to my my boss at my company, and he was like, What? How the fuck do you fail Spanish? I'm gonna send you somewhere where they don't speak English or Swedish, and then he just booked a trip for me for a whole month to learn do a Spanish course in Salamanca. And honestly, so good. So fucking good. It's the first time I've experienced like university life and being on my own, totally on my own from everyone. I've never gone outside my country alone. Me neither. Yeah, it's like I've never been on a plane alone. I know a lot of people, that's normal for a lot of people to go on play uh in the USA, especially going to visit family and whatnot on planes. That's not a thing, like here. I I've only I know a couple of people that have done that. But I I land in Madrid at fucking 10 pm and I can't check into my Airbnb and I'm just stuck. So I call up my boss and I'm like, I I gotta I gotta go somewhere. Did you book a hotel or something? And he was like, Oh no, I forgot. Oh my bad. Yeah, that's my bad. Uh yeah, no. Yeah, no. So I'm just standing there with my dick in my hand in the middle of the night at a Madrid airport. Don't speak a lick of Spanish. English is not as common over there as in like Sweden. In Sweden, people can you know conversate at least in English.

SPEAKER_03

We when we went to Gran Canaria, yeah, no one spoke.

SPEAKER_01

No, nobody spoke. But in Madrid it's a lot more people, but I was hard stuck, and it's a totally new airport, and it had like four levels to the airport, so I was just fucking lost. I didn't know where to go, and I was panicking because obviously I didn't want to sleep at the airport or on the street for a night. But then he was like, Yeah, just uh okay, it's this is my bad, just book an airport hotel, whatever you want, whatever's most convenient, and I'll I'll just charge uh charge it on the company card. And I was like, Cool, yeah. Marriott Hotel, hell yeah, yeah, yeah. King size suite, yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah, he told me it was fine when I asked him about it. So I got a good night at the Marriott Hotel. Next day, get on the bus, pull up to Salamanca. Fortunately, the Airbnb and everything went smooth, not like Grand Canaria, where we had a bunch of problems. He just showed me, and then we get into the Airbnb, and I knew this was gonna be a shared Airbnb. But I what I didn't know was how many people. I thought it was gonna be me and maybe two others. Yeah. There were in the when I was there, there was a total of seven people in the Airbnb. Some people switched and then some people brought other people in. It was fucking horrible. Living with other people when you've been alone, like me. I've been living uh alone for a year now. It's so ass. It's so fucking ass.

SPEAKER_02

I could imagine.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, no, you wanna go shower? Yeah, nah, he's in the shower. Oh, you wanna go cook some food? Yeah, no, they occupy the whole kitchen. Oh my god, we're gonna have to shower together. Yeah, and I yeah, I it's so fucked because you know what in the morning everybody starts school and their work at the same time. It's like eight, nine o'clock for everyone there. So everyone's fighting over the shower and everything in the morning, and I was just like, fucking come on. So I just yeah, I do all my shit at at night, and then I just uh yeah, fucking uh prepare for it because that's the only time I can get something for myself. But anyways, I show up to class, I meet some people at class. University is fucking it's way nicer than than school, regular school. My god, you have so much freedom. Here, the only thing is at the normal lessons we had, we had attendance. Yeah. Like in Swedish schools. Normal university, you don't really have attendance. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Could you just check the camera? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a hunch. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

We're good.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

SPEAKER_01

I gotta double check, I gotta check it. I I can't fucking I can't double check. Leave it to chance. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03

No way.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, yeah, go ahead. So university life, right? Some lessons where it was in person in a classroom, right? You had to take attendance to get your grade. So those classes were obviously the ones I showed up for. But the other ones.

SPEAKER_03

But were there any other classes, uh classes other than Spanish?

SPEAKER_01

No, we had we I only had Spanish. Not in the university, you mean? For you? No, for me it was only Spanish. So you just clocked into Spanish? Yeah. So you had three hours a day.

SPEAKER_03

From nine hours Spanish.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, nine to twelve.

SPEAKER_03

Why?

SPEAKER_01

Why? Because it's just why is the lesson so long? No, it's two lessons. It's uh so the first one was grammar and like everything like that, and the other one was called lexico. I think it's like conversating, it's like uh yeah, talking and then no uh vocabulary.

SPEAKER_03

Could you just please confirm to us that you don't you don't know a lick of Spanish?

SPEAKER_01

No, I can't speak Spanish at all. I can't speak it. I can if I read texts and people speak Spanish to me, I can understand Spanish, I can't speak Spanish. No way. It's it's like uh hindrance uh when I try to speak. It's like I can't remember. What did I just say?

SPEAKER_03

Huh? Oh yes, lunes.

SPEAKER_01

Uh something about Mondays. Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, today's Monday. Yeah, okay. It's not mine demo.

SPEAKER_01

Anyways, the so I had work and class at the same time because my my boss wasn't gonna give me a fucking month of work, right? I still gotta I still gotta clock in, right? Yeah. So my normal hours at work 7 to 7 to 5. No, 8 to 5. So I still had the same hours, but now I had three hours of Spanish. So I still had to compromise and answer my phone, my work phone during classes, and that was the only thing that was ass. Like I had to go get out of class and like answer the phone, but it was fine, it was fine. They also helped me out a lot with that. And then after class, that this this is the part that sucks. All the other people in my class that were like, they were starting to get to know each other, you know, they're starting to make friendships and make groups and everything, and they would always go out to lunch after after class and just uh get to know each other, right? I had to go straight home to to work to finalise work and everything. Yeah, that sucks. Missing out on so much. The only thing that saved me is that they work, they my fucking god, I can't. Oh my god, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just want to say I have a question. Yeah, I know, I know, I'm not sure. My boy just got a haircut. I know, I know. Uh yeah, anyways, they lived in student dorms. It was like a fucking five-star hotel. It was so nice. And that they met other people there that they then met up with me so I could get to know, get to know more people through them, through the people in my class. And that worked, yeah. That was that it was such an experience to just, I don't know, get away from your normal routine to be in a completely different environment, like not even close to being so refreshing. Yeah, not even close to like I remember when I was calling, I was calling my boss and my family and everything, and it was like weird to speak speak uh speak Swedish and not English or not Spanish. It was weird, and you know when I also like a little sidetracked when I got back to get back to my uh old friend group and everything to get to know it was like I didn't know them, like didn't really know them. It was really weird because I've I've been around totally different personalities for a month and we're speaking in a different language, yeah. So this didn't you feel like Yeah, is this my friends? I is this like the group I was hanging? I don't know. It was so we it was so weird to talk to like my family and everyone again that I've been away from so long. I don't know, it was just it was just a really a really weird experience I've never I've never felt before. And the depression hit differently. Yeah, I could imagine. Jesus Christ. I'll get into that. I'll get into that. That's uh other that's another topic. But I'm just gonna skim through some things about Salamanca that I liked.

SPEAKER_03

Really, not not to cut you off. Yeah, no, I know I'm skimming through.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so prices. My god, I saved so much money in Salamanca, you don't understand.

SPEAKER_03

Hey yo, so audio unfortunately gets lost beyond this point for some odd reason, perhaps because Braun number two story was so boring and sucked. But no Stay tuned for the next episode where we have a complete episode. Woohoo