Tales From Poland Part 1 : Two Brahs Podcast Ep: 10

Milan mainly talks about his quick trip to Poland, covering his first day.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

It's like the scene with Billy Butcher in Homeland where he turns around and looks at Homeland. Like what the fuck are you doing?

SPEAKER_00 0:11

There's a storm brewing. Two brass Two Brass podcast.

SPEAKER_03 0:18

Let's get into it. Continue. Continue straight from straight from uh last episode. Salamanca part two.

SPEAKER_02 0:23

Yeah, it's not gonna be a very long part two, but alright. So, yeah, where we ended off, alright? Yeah, we're getting straight into it. Yeah, straight into it, yeah. Uh where we ended off, I obvious I obviously went home and I got depression from fucking being being away from the people I knew for two month uh one month. Sorry. Uh but one thing happened on the last day of school actually there where I fucked up my whole back and my whole foot. So it still hurts to this day. It's like fucked, I can't like really put pressure on any of them. So I'm not gonna talk about the circumci uh the circumstances of how it happened, right? It just there was there was a few drinks late at night, we were going home, and me and the the friend I made that we were at the bar with, he just told me, let's run. Let's just run. So he gave me some airpods and we just started running with music. It was awesome because it's an empty an empty town. We just ran with music. Yeah, sure. Yeah, it was awesome. And then I don't know how he's telling me that I threw it, but somehow, someway, my phone ends up on the other side of a fucking huge fence. Yeah. We checked around the fence, like any entry points. Is there any way to get this back? No. We can't see the phone, it's pitch black outside, so we don't know where it is. We just I just know it's on the other side of that fence because that's what he told me. So I was like, fuck, okay, I'm gonna have to climb this fence. I'm gonna have to try. Never do this. Never, never, never do this. Get some help, get some real help.

SPEAKER_03 1:50

To you, four people watching, never.

SPEAKER_02 1:52

Yeah, but I'm just saying, yeah. There there was actually police officers that came around and they were like, what the fuck you guys doing? Because they saw us like pulling on the fence and like going around looking, and I told them, like, yeah, I dropped my phone, and they were like, Yeah, have phone, yeah, get that shit.

SPEAKER_03 2:07

But turns out, turns out, turns out the cops were strippers and they held you down.

SPEAKER_02 2:14

Oh, you wanna get your phone and I got the key right here. You gotta you gotta get with your mouth. Yeah, no hands allowed. Yo, cover up on your back. So, uh yeah, let me give some perspective on this fence, right? It's three meters high. It drops down, the ground drops down on the other side, so it's I showed you the picture before. It's a fucking high fence.

SPEAKER_03 2:44

And I I have a I don't know. I have I didn't say this to you last time. Yeah, Humpty Dumpty sat on the low and Humpty Dumpty has a great fog.

SPEAKER_02 2:53

Fucking you guys don't get it. No, it's an inside, yeah. It's basically he calls me fat and Humpty Dumpty. That's it. That's all there is. No, oh no, it's uh the egg. Yeah, I look like an egg.

SPEAKER_03 3:06

We in the in in it was it high gymnasium? Yeah, gymnasium, yeah. Gymnasium. Whatever the fuck. We call we we said you look like an egg, and thereby you're humpty dumpty. So we made fun of you sitting on the wall all the time.

SPEAKER_02 3:19

Two years. Two years, by the way, dude. So what all the time.

SPEAKER_03 3:22

My favorite joke was like uh Humpty Dumpty's comeback on Instagram. Everyone talks about the fall, but no one's talking about my ride. And then he's like locked in with like grids and everything.

SPEAKER_02 3:35

Yeah, didn't do that, alright? I did a clarifying, I did not do that. But you did have a great fall. Yeah, I did, I did have a great fall.

SPEAKER_03 3:45

No one could put Humpty back together again.

SPEAKER_02 3:48

We're not doing the whole poem, alright? We're not doing it. Alright. So anyways, the cops dip, so I'm like, yeah, fuck it. I need to get my phone back. I'm not leaving without my phone. It's impossible when you're in another country. So I start climbing, and I get to the top after trial and tribulations. I get to the fucking top, and I don't know why if I was too drunk, if I just wasn't thinking, if I slipped, I don't know. I jump from the highest point of the fence all the way down three meters onto straight asphalt and fuck up my I land with this foot. Wait, what is it called? When you twist it. Yeah, twist your twist your ankle fully. And then all the pressure went to my lower back from the fall. The fall, yeah, yeah, whatever. The great fall. So I just all the wind just gets knocked out of me, and I just fall down on the ground for 10 minutes and I can't yeah, I can't breathe. Alright? I can't fucking shut up, alright? Shut up. So I'm yeah, I'm just laying there, and all these people are just standing there, like fucking or two people at the time, the ones I was uh was with at the time. They they genuinely think I died on impact. I'm just motionless. And he told me afterwards, he was like, Yeah, I thought you were paralyzed, man. I thought you were dead. You were just fucked. And then they start bringing over like Spanish guys, like to like come help do something. Like he needs another person helping him, and they're like, Oh me gente! They're fucking laughing at me. I'm dead.

SPEAKER_03 5:25

Mira, Mira, Mira, Chico Blanco, un Chico Pequeno Blanco.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

And my German friend is like, shut up, shut up, he's really pissed, it's actually serious in the situation. And then I just stand up from out of nowhere.

SPEAKER_03 5:44

Oh yeah, the German friend, also known as the Red Hulk.

SPEAKER_02 5:47

Yeah, the red, yeah, okay, yeah. No, but I just I just stand up and start screaming, please let me out of here, let me out of here. And then uh yeah, we had to I had to find a tree. I found my phone by the way, it was the it was on the edge. We could have grabbed it easily and it avoided the whole thing. But anyways, I had to climb a tree and then get back over the edge and fuck it, yeah. It was ass. It was fucking ass. And then the whole day after, my pants were covered in blood, my finger was my fingernail, you know when you can pick your fingernail up, yeah, it was fucked. So I yeah, I just wake up with that and the memory loss. So and I couldn't, you know, just get out of bed. And you're in a futuristic city. Yeah, and the people need your help. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, and the movie's called 2099. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. That's it, man. No, man, yeah, that's fucking that what that's what happened why I was fucked up during the ride home, uh the plane ride home, and also we went to Madrid the last day and I couldn't fucking walk anywhere. It was yeah, genuinely terrible. It was the worst, worst injury I've ever had. And I don't know, it was another side tangent that I talked about.

SPEAKER_03 6:55

So instead of walking, he ran everywhere he went because he couldn't walk.

SPEAKER_02 7:00

Yeah, no walking, you can do it.

SPEAKER_03 7:01

Barefoot, sprinting in Madrid.

SPEAKER_02 7:04

Yeah, barefoot, yeah. Sure, man.

SPEAKER_03 7:06

You know what they call him in Madrid? Yeah, Chupacabra! He became a myth blitz by he became a myth. Only during the night. Chupacabra sucks the blood out of lamb.

SPEAKER_02 7:22

Oh my god, yeah. Yeah, the lamb in Madrid, yeah. Yeah, oh man. No, but another side tangent I also talked to you about. I don't know if you what you said, if you've ever taken painkillers religiously, like all the people I met did. They were like, Yeah, if I have a headache, hangover, if I'm feeling a bit ill, I'll just take a pill painkiller for everything. I've never I never take any pills for anything. I I just yeah, you just hope this gets over with soon. I don't know, I just never take anything. So I get go to the hospital, right, and they give me some painkillers, and then the German guy also gives me some uh painkillers. And that's fucking those uh painkillers are fucking crazy, man. I get why people get addicted to those. You just go numb in your whole body, and you have no appetite for anything. You don't need to eat, you just you just fucking you're good. And yeah, it also helps tremendously with uh back pain and everything like it's supposed to, but fuck. I get yeah, it's fucking terrible. I never want to eat painkillers again. It's like I don't know, yeah, it's nasty to not have an appetite, you know what I mean? Yeah when you're like you and you know you need to eat, you need to force yourself to eat because you haven't eaten anything all day, but you can't. You just can't get a whole portion of food. It's impossible. Yeah, I don't know if w what you told me about that, but it's fucking nice.

SPEAKER_03 8:40

I haven't touched painkillers, yeah. I killed the pain myself.

SPEAKER_02 8:44

Okay, but you just flew right off my head, yeah. Yeah, but okay, enough about Salamanca, ooh, whoop the dude, that's all I had, that's all she wrote.

SPEAKER_03 8:54

No, no, no, that was not all she wrote. Huh? You got beat up. We're not talking about that, man. You got beat the fuck up.

SPEAKER_02 9:03

We don't have to talk about it. Whatever the context is, okay.

SPEAKER_03 9:05

He doesn't want to have to talk about the context. He got he got he got he got fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 9:10

And the the funny part is not real, dude.

SPEAKER_03 9:12

The funny part is he got stomped on.

SPEAKER_02 9:15

No, no, no, we just kicked, alright, was kicked, alright, I got kicked twice.

SPEAKER_03 9:19

The funny part is if I got beat up like you did, I'd go around thinking about it. I'd be like, yo, I'd be wary. Yeah, the other guy did. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:28

The guy I was with did he thought they were gonna come after us, yeah. Maybe they come back, beat the shit out of us. This guy just doesn't care. What the fuck? I'm in Salamake, they're not gonna come. Your Spanish mafia's not gonna come look at it.

SPEAKER_03 9:41

You're the you're you're the most optimistic guy ever. Yo jump guys from the other night, right? Come on man. But it's a it's a continuous it's it's like a it's like a consistent personality trade, trade thank you of yours. You just don't care about things happening to you.

SPEAKER_02 10:08

I guess.

SPEAKER_03 10:09

Now what why am I gonna be scared uh it's my boy, my boy gets beat up, he gets bullied, he gets fucked up. I don't know about that, man.

SPEAKER_02 10:16

He gets robbed, he gets like yeah, just check off the list.

SPEAKER_03 10:21

He doesn't go he doesn't he doesn't go deep enough on anything. He just doesn't you just don't care, man. You just don't care.

SPEAKER_02 10:27

But if you weren't the same if you felt the situation like it was, you don't care you wouldn't care either. I would care, I'm 100% sure. I know myself.

SPEAKER_03 10:35

If I get stomped or if I get feet in my face, I didn't get stomped. If I stuck on those, I would think about it for like dude a whole day.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

Yeah, sure, I thought about it the rest of the night, but then I wake up like oh that was fucked, and I move on.

SPEAKER_03 10:52

It's done. It's a lot of eight naked salamoncans in front of your house, ready to destroy you again. Okay, man, yeah. No, but you just don't care, but yeah, I don't, I don't, yeah. It's very weird. I care a lot. Anything, everything. Yes, but I I ponder.

SPEAKER_02 11:07

Yeah, I don't have any enemies, or I don't have I don't hold grudges. Yeah, okay, yeah, whatever. Fuck you. I hold grudges, yeah, 100%. Yeah, well of course, yeah. But it it in the situation it was like it was I don't know, childish, it might be the right term to put it. So I didn't care about it. It was it was a weird situation, so it's just nothing to ponder on the rest of the time I'm there.

SPEAKER_03 11:29

Well they executed my dad over a misconception. They said it was a misconception, so what am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? Fucking idiot. That just don't don't care, man.

SPEAKER_02 11:37

Yeah, I guess not, man. I guess not. But we're very weird. Enough about Salamanca, right? Okay. Enough about that. Okay. You've recently been on a trip that you came back from.

SPEAKER_03 11:47

Yeah. I went to Uganda. And then Rwanda. Did a tour.

SPEAKER_02 11:55

Got my shit robbed multiple times.

SPEAKER_03 11:58

Don't stereotype.

SPEAKER_02 11:59

Uganda, man. You just stereotyped. We're keeping that line. I'm actually getting red. It's hot as fuck. Yeah, 100%. It's hard as fuck.

SPEAKER_03 12:08

It's because it's hot, not because he's a resident.

SPEAKER_02 12:11

Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_03 12:12

You told me I got stomped out on camera, alright? Listen, I went to Poland. Yeah, Poland. I went to Poland, guys. And Poland was I w I was there for technically four days, but two whole days. Yeah. So I'll just go over those two whole days with with with you. So so so yeah. I w I my my flight was at like 10 pm. Go to the airport. Thank god the trip is like two hours. That's it. You just hop onto the plane, you just land, that's it. I arrive in Poland, immediately I'm like, yo, this is just Sweden beta. Really?

SPEAKER_02 12:51

Yeah. Nothing like I thought they had like some some like cool architecture that's like. Oh no, this is when I land. This is when I landed. Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:59

I was like, yo, this feels like Sweden but beta. Yeah. Beta version. Yeah, but hey, you're cool as shit though. Yeah. So we're like, we order our Uber. Thank god they got Ubers and they got fucking bolt. We didn't have shit in Grand Canaria.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

Fucking Grand Canaria. Get on that fucking shit.

SPEAKER_03 13:14

Holy fuck. Fucking oh, it was so nice. By the way, Ubers, 20 minutes. Yeah. 60 crowns, six dollars.

SPEAKER_02 13:23

Yeah, perfect. Fucking perfect. How much 20 minutes? In central Central Europe, it's so good with the taxi and bolt prices. It's amazing. Here, 20 minutes is 30 bucks. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. What if you wanna go? If you wanna go like it's all it's almost like they have a $20 minimum. If I wanna go down to the store and I feel lazy and I book a bolt, it's gonna be $20. It's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_03 13:45

It was so cheap. The recurrency is called Zloti. Zloti. Oh yeah, I heard it. Zloti. This is 20 zloti. Yeah. And thank god people in Poland can speak English. Not like Grand Canaria. Oh my god, it's a it's a fucking You Spain, you gotta tap the fuck in. Yeah, yeah. Oh for sure, yeah. Come on, man. Inject some V in your veins. Come on. So the first day doesn't matter. So we are we arrive at our BMB at like 1 a.m. Yeah. Oh, so late flight. So we're supposed to be at Auschwitz.

SPEAKER_02 14:17

By the way, yeah, Auschwitz in you did you say the city you were going to? Krakow, yeah, sorry, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:22

I'm going I went to Krakow, uh Poland. And I was supposed to go to Auschwitz the the following day or like five hours after I landed. So we got like no sleep because we just couldn't sleep. We we book an Uber, we go to the meeting spot, and we're like, we're trying to listen. For the tour? For the tour, obviously. So we wanna we it would be very fun to meet people our age and just have a conversation with them and go on a tour together, right? So you wanna meet people when you're abroad. Yeah, yeah, when you're abroad, yeah. You know bunch of hey, power to the player, but a bunch of 50-60 year olds. Yeah, okay, yeah. Dude, like one there were like one billion Brits imposed. Oh shit. Everyone was British. Really? Everyone was British.

SPEAKER_02 15:09

But they're everywhere, man. Brits are fucking everywhere wherever you go.

SPEAKER_03 15:12

You know it's a tourist location when Brits are there. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you hear the fucking answer. And dude, let's let me talk about that for a second. You know how much I try to act nonchalant and not act like a tourist when I'm abroad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm always like, when I have a GPS or something, I'm like, yo, no, it's yeah, I got it, I got it.

SPEAKER_02 15:31

It's fine.

SPEAKER_03 15:32

And it's like, you know, when you because uh uh uh people living in Poland, they probably won't go to out rates and whatnot. Exactly. I'm like, yo, dude. Who cares, man? We're good. I try so hard not to be a tourist. Yeah. Because I know how much I dislike tourists.

SPEAKER_02 15:48

Yeah, but you you know how you feel better than every other tourist. You're a tourist, but you're like, yeah, can these guys get the fuck out of my feet? I'm trying to I'm trying to take pictures. But some people are real tourists. Oh, yeah. They just the fucking outfits, taking it, bringing a fucking this big of a camera, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:05

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, those guys, come on, like tap the fucking deal with the times. Yeah. So alright, we hop in okay. So listen. So so they like they blue ball us. Yeah, so there's like a tour bus, and we're just looking at it. We're like, are you gonna call our names? Yeah. Nah. So it drives off. They they waited for one singular person. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, then another one comes, he like parks, parks. He comes out, he's like, I'm here for Sylvia. For Sylvia. We're not Sylvia, so I'm like, yo, then a big gigantic bus comes. Okay, or like it's it's our time to shine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the chosen one, the holy person, the holiest person in all of Poland, walks out and changes my life. Yeah, yeah. He's like, he's like, Milan and my friend's name. Yeah. Hop on. Oh shit. Yeah, we just met Michal. Michal. Our tour guy. Locked in, yeah, tapped in, all of the above. Yeah. So we hop in, he goes, he gives us like a stamp to to identify us. We're like, like, you're with us. You're with us.

SPEAKER_02 17:11

Like a hello, my I'm blasting.

SPEAKER_03 17:13

No, no, no, no, no. Like your orange group. Oh, your orange to identify us and group us together. Yeah. So we hop on the bus and we go sit uh at the back and we're like, alright, one and a half hours, let's do this shit. So, and then we drive, and and Michal starts talking. Okay, everyone, welcome to the tour to watch his breaking now. Uh we'll be there in uh one and a half hour. Uh he did that all the time. Yeah, yeah. And there were Brits sitting behind us, and they're like, Oh, that's so what a nugget. What a nugget! They were laughing their ass off. Each time he was like, everyone was laughing in the bus. Fucking idiot Michal. What a nugget. Boy some mean. And you know what the funny part is? Were this were this the 50-year-old Brits? No, these were like 30. Okay, okay, well, what a nugget. The funny part is Michal looked exactly like a chicken nugget. Imagine a chicken nugget, he looks like a chicken nugget. And uh speaking of these Brits, they were like, they were like, you know, they were British. Yeah, I guess. So they had track suits on, slick back hair, yeah, and they're like, go on, Harry, go on. Yeah. And they were talking about politics and oil and whatnot. Dude, it was funny show. Oh, yeah, the classic conversation starters right there. Yeah, and and uh so alright, so we we Torbus every five minutes Michal is like uh yeah, okay, I'm gonna give you tickets now. He probably checking in respect to Michal, he probably had autism or something. Alright, yeah. Still look like this chicken nugget. Yeah, chicken nugget, yeah, sure. Awesome guy. So it was me and my friend. We're both 20. Mm-hmm. And everyone else was like 30 and above. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 19:02

We get to Outchwitz. Yeah, it's a very niche place to go to. I hate that word by the way, but I gotta use it for 20 years old 20 year olds to go. I don't think I'm niche. Yeah, for 20 year olds to go. I don't think that's normal.

SPEAKER_03 19:15

It's it's very normal to go to if you're in Poland, or especially Krakow, why the fuck would you not go to Auschwitz?

SPEAKER_02 19:21

I was planning on going to Krakow, but my friend told me it was like, no, why would we go there? Like, I'm not feeling like going there.

SPEAKER_03 19:27

Uh it's like I mean I'm probably never going back to Krakow because I wanna see Outchwitz. Yeah, you should do it. I wanna see Auschwitz. I don't think it's that niche. I think it's very everyone does it. Yeah, maybe. Uh so we we hop off the bus, and my friend is like, I got a boner.

SPEAKER_02 19:42

That's cool. Yeah. This guy, by the way, I'm not gonna speak about him by the way, uh actually. No, don't think about it. No. Go ahead. No, go ahead. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 19:52

Yeah, you gotta do it now.

SPEAKER_02 19:53

He's a fucking caveman. He's a fucking nugget. No, he's a cheeseburger. He's a fucking cheeseburger. No, man, yeah, that's a very him thing to say, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:06

He's like, he's like, bro, I don't know why the fuck I have a boner. Yeah, okay. I'm like, bro, don't talk to me, man. Don't talk to me. Michal is like, okay everyone, okay. This is exactly how it sounded. I couldn't hear anything. Okay, everyone, yeah, I gotta go to our trees working now. Let's go. Yeah, he's hyped. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, so we're like, we were waiting. I went to the toilet. Yeah. And dude, no, no, let's skip that actually. I just went to the toilet, I fucking firm that shit in the destroyed it. Yeah. Then I hopped out. We're we're we go into we go into outfits. And our our our main tour guide appears. And she's like a cute woman with like a water bottle, yeah. And she's like hair tied up, she's ready, she's the tour guide. She's ready. She's ready to guide us. She's ready. She's locked into outrids. She's like, yo, you you gonna learn today.

SPEAKER_02 20:58

You gonna learn. You gotta learn today. You got your water? You got your water? We're gonna be active today. Let's do this shit.

SPEAKER_03 21:04

So, so yeah, it's not a fun topic though. So I guess not, no. So we started the tour, and okay, I'm not gonna go through everything, obviously, but there was there was it was actually very informative. The whole tour was very informative. We we like first of all, when you walk in, the it's like a speaker uh uh naming everyone who was a victim of the Holocaust or the tragedy as well. When you walk through the entrance, like when you walk through the entrance, yeah. And that was a nice nice gesture, yeah, thing to do, obviously. We obviously get to all those buildings you probably recognize. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The brick ones. Yeah, exactly. And we saw our tour, and she describes we go into the houses and she describes what happened there and what they did and whatnot, and there was a there was a picture, and obviously to for context, uh Uh Outrid were was primarily a concentration camp for Polish people first. Really? Yeah. And then it turned into Oh after a time they switched to Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they they really wanted to emphasize that sure the majority of the victims obviously were the Jews, but there was a lot of Polish people, homosexuals and gypsies too.

SPEAKER_02 22:23

That doesn't get talked about as much.

SPEAKER_03 22:25

Exactly. So we walk in. We get to see we get to see a lot of not nice things. Yeah, I would expect, yeah. Like like when when when people went to shower prior, they they shaved their heads, right? Yeah. And all they collected the hair, and we got to see all the hair.

SPEAKER_02 22:47

Oh yeah, I've seen photos of it where it's like a room of just hair. Just hair. Fuck, man.

SPEAKER_03 22:51

And all the shoes, all their bel a lot of belongings too, and it's like obviously they they obvious that was Don't quote me on this, but the way they identified all the people in outfits was the first modern identification system. Really? Where we attributed numbers to people. Oh shit, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:11

But was it like the identification? It was the tattoos, right?

SPEAKER_03 23:14

Where they had like their numbers, yeah. Yeah. And I saw a picture. They had like, you know, the j the Germans took pictures of the victims. I I cannot recall why. I'm not a hundred percent sure why. The thing with the tour guide was the we we got like headphones and listened as so everyone could hear her. But the the mic quality was like, okay, so we're yeah, so you didn't get much out of it.

SPEAKER_02 23:39

And I mean I'm guessing an accent on top of that too.

SPEAKER_03 23:42

Accent on top of that, obviously. So yeah, it was a bit hard to follow. But yeah, we we walk around, and it's like it's obviously tragic. It it it's it's it's what you would have expected. And what do you expect from outreach? And it doesn't help that when she talks about how some were executed, the British people behind me were like, yo, that's mad, innit? You just broke out sweet for that. That's mad, isn't it? Harry.

SPEAKER_02 24:10

Oh no. Harry, that's mad. Just fucking stop with that act.

SPEAKER_03 24:14

Yo, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 24:17

Lock in, man. Jesus.

SPEAKER_03 24:19

Harry, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 24:21

No, dude, I uh I I'm guessing like if you laugh in fucking they're kicking your ass to the curve, man. Holy fuck. They're destroying you. Yeah, if it's even if it's not got nothing to do about how their accent, you're laughing about the oh, what's that? It's funny, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:36

It's funny! But the thing about it was uh obviously I it's not a big story, it's very informative. So you you're there to learn, you're there to to to bear witness.

SPEAKER_02 24:46

How uh how long was it by the way? Three hours. Three hours, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:50

Okay, so we continue on, we see we see everything that happens. We we we we learn a lot, obviously. Uh a lot of people, this is oh no, this is this is the next camp. So there were two camps, Auschwitz and Birkenau. Yeah. Extermination camps, obviously. Oh yeah, yeah. So we finish Auschwitz, uh it is what it is. We go to we go to Birkenau, and when we get there, it's obviously the famous train thingy. Yeah, the picture you always train goes through, yeah. And the Tor guy was like, please, out of respect for the victims, do not take any selfies.

SPEAKER_02 25:26

Really? Yeah. Like, but photo uh or photos, okay, like normal photos? Uh I I don't know. Where was this? Like uh was it at the gate thing? Everywhere. Really?

SPEAKER_03 25:38

Oh out of respect for the victims, no nothing like Nah, okay, yeah. And obviously, as soon as we walk out, people would people were fucking posing up, ready, strapped up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:48

So yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I was to put it on the body.

SPEAKER_03 25:51

And people also took pictures uh during the in outfits on the walls there were pictures. You know, you know, when when they brought in the Jews, they took pictures of them, like front, uh like when you get arrested. And people took pictures of those images, and I was like, dude, why? Yeah, why why? Just find out on Google, man. Jesus. Not even why I don't know how what I don't know what's the point. What's the point? I don't know. Either way, but speaking of outruits, but I I forgot this. So we but prior to walking in, uh, there was a couple on our bus who brought a baby, and and my my boy, rightfully so, says, Why the fuck do you bring a baby to Altris? What the fuck? To be fair, to to play devil's advocate, maybe they just wanted to travel and it's they don't have a babysitter, they gotta work around it, maybe, but but lo and behold, my boy tells me, Why the fuck do they have a baby? I'm like, Yeah, you're goddamn right. They were behind us, but we spoke Swedish, right? Yeah, they spoke Swedish too. Oh, that's awesome. Deep Swedish. He was like, Yeah, nice. Yeah, nice. The dad, he was looking at me. Yeah, yeah, nice. What? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:00

Oh, when you were saying, Oh, you said that in Swedish and they heard you nah. That's the word. Because when you're outside of Sweden, or for anyone that's outside their country traveling, yeah, you feel invincible talking in your own language, like, yeah, I can uh talk shit about anyone, I won't get any consequences, and then you just hear your own language like fuck, yeah, fuck.

SPEAKER_03 27:21

Oh, is it? Yeah. Is it? Is it? Oh, dude, that was the word. That's fucking awkward. Yeah, shit. Yeah, awkward as shit. So we move on to Birkenau. Uh the train thingy, and and we walk around, there's a tour, obviously we talk, blah, blah, blah, dude. Our tour guide was a thug. So some kids, some Polish kids were there on a school trip, and they were playing around. Okay. And she was like, one second. A school trip, I guess, yeah. How old? 14, 15. Okay, okay, yeah. She she was like, she she looked at us, she was like, one second.

unknown 27:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:57

Yeah. Yeah, we're good.

SPEAKER_02 28:03

You better believe it. She better fucking believe it. You better believe it. Tor guy. Put the guide in Torkin.

SPEAKER_03 28:11

Dude.

SPEAKER_02 28:12

Oh dude. I'm a guide. Dude.

SPEAKER_03 28:15

She's pointing the way. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:17

That's a dune reference. Yeah, okay, yeah. That's a dune reference. They got it, man. They got it.

SPEAKER_03 28:21

They the four people.

SPEAKER_02 28:22

Yep, yep.

SPEAKER_03 28:23

Listen, so uh we obviously go informative. We we also see the equipment, some of the equipment. She was like, Can anyone recognize what brands these are? I'm like, Das Auto Volkswagen.

SPEAKER_02 28:35

Yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_03 28:36

Volkswagen? Yeah, they provided equipment.

SPEAKER_02 28:39

Yep, they did. They sure did.

SPEAKER_03 28:40

And Hugo Boss provided the Audi.

SPEAKER_02 28:42

They sure did, yep.

SPEAKER_03 28:43

And Porsche.

SPEAKER_02 28:44

Oh yeah. And Audi. Actually, Porsche, I didn't know, but Volkswagen and Hugo Boss are the big ones, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:49

Mercedes too.

SPEAKER_02 28:51

But haven't you seen like in in school when we were learning about it? Haven't you seen like Hitler in a parade and the car is in like the ones driving, it's like a Volkswagen. Yeah. Yeah. Proud, proudly like uh marked up because it's the Furious car. So they yeah, didn't do them a lot of favours, I don't think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:09

Fuck. No. It was it was it was and my boy is fucking idiot. He was like, yo, Volkswagen! Takes a picture. Alright. Fucking God. Fucking kid, man. I'm like fucking lock in. So we we this is hard. Two things. I for dude, I didn't even dude. I'm I'm all over the place because I just got back from my trip. So I'm so I'm I'm sorry. Uh there was a picture in Outfit, sorry because I'm jumping back and forth. Yeah, yeah. In Outfit, there was a picture on the wall of of kids and and their parents. And dude, it was I hate to say it was hard. It was tragic and hard that the caption of the picture on their way to death.

SPEAKER_02 29:46

Oh my god. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:47

On their way to death.

SPEAKER_02 29:48

What's like a family photo that the guards took away? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 29:53

And by the way, the way they they like separated people was like when the Jews arrived, there was like uh uh commanders, and there they they they they chose people. Oh so he was he was like, you there? You there? You there?

SPEAKER_02 30:08

You're number one or number two? Based on what do you know what that what it means? One goes to work, one goes into the chamber.

SPEAKER_03 30:15

One goes, we're gonna use you for work to build the camp we're gonna torture you in. Yeah, you're gonna build the camp we torture you in, then we're gonna kill you. Yeah, you straight to the chambers.

SPEAKER_02 30:24

Yeah. That's why they had the you know the famous sign Arbe Arbait March 3, where it's yeah, work, work to get to freedom.

SPEAKER_03 30:32

Very interesting thing that I did not know. Some some Jews got elevated and they they commanded other Jews in the game.

SPEAKER_02 30:39

Yeah, so they were like they got privileges. What? Yeah. Didn't know that, I don't know. They did that to their own people. Oh shit. So they were like, okay, making their people work.

SPEAKER_03 30:51

So you said, oh shit. Yeah, she's fucking guys. Yeah. No, but yeah. Crazy. To your own people. Yeah, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 30:59

But I but realistically, what choice do you have, right? It's either comply or number two. Number two. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:07

Fucking hell. We obviously went uh uh so I was uh uh Birkenhouse, yeah. So when you cross the famous uh train thingy, yeah, there's like a huge field with like rails and houses. Yeah. So we walk to the end and there's like a memorial in I don't know how many languages, let's say an arbitrary number, 13. Yeah. There were like 13 memorials and let it was so hard. Let humanity remember what happened here. Let humanity remember what happened here. Let's never forget, yeah. Fucking idiot! Oh no. He when it's done, he stands on it and he tries to balance on on the memorial. What I'm like, bro, caveman get the fuck off. Caveman caveman. I grabbed his ass. Get the fuck what the fuck are you doing? On the memorial. He was like try you know it was like raised. Yeah. So you can step on it and like balance on it. Yeah, he tried to walk on it.

unknown 32:08

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 32:09

Why? Now you gotta understand. Like this guy doesn't have uh a wall to block his thoughts from stop them from being thoughts to being action. They become yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_03 32:24

I grabbed him, dragged him down. I was like, dude, rock the fuck in. What the fuck? Have some respect.

SPEAKER_02 32:29

Did anybody say anything about it? No one said. Oh thank God Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_03 32:34

Oh my god, dude, I got so mad. And it's not I got mad uh genuinely out of respect for for the memorial. Jesus Christ, yeah. But the memorial, let's move. I it pisses me off. So let's move on from that. Memorial was hard. Don't quote me on this, but it was something. Let humanity remember what happened here. Let us not forget. Yeah, let us not know. That's really nice, yeah. Fucking hard. It was very nice. And then we walk past that, and this dude, I almost fucked up. Yeah, so so this whole guy continues, he's like, and dude, there's the old man. He's like he's looking, we're all looking at her. Okay, imagine all you listeners, and you obviously we're all looking towards her. Dude, he's he's to my left. Uh-huh. He's front left. Okay, so he's ahead like me. Right there, yeah. Like right here. I don't know. He's like full body turns around and he's just he's confused, he's just staring at me. He's old guy, right? Dude, it's like the scene with Billy Butcher and Homeland where he turns around and looks at Homeland. Like, what the fuck are you doing? Did you make eye contact? Yeah, I was like, what the fuck?

unknown 33:46

What's going on?

SPEAKER_03 33:47

So we're not all looking at him. No, no, no. So we're not all looking at the tall guy. He's the only one turned around. Like, what the fuck are you doing? You felt uh Yeah, yeah. You had to look down. So, anyways, I highly recommend if you're in Krakow, obviously go go to Outfits.

SPEAKER_02 34:11

It's very informative and yeah, and you you Yeah, obviously if you're if you have the possibility to go to Krakow, I don't see why not, right? Yeah. It's like the only time you're gonna be able to go to Krakow.

SPEAKER_03 34:19

You obviously saw gas chambers, so we went to gas chambers. Horrific, obviously horrific disgust.

SPEAKER_02 34:24

Your teacher, what? Yeah, no, he actually had like a big lesson, like rightfully so, I guess, because one one of the classmates made a very anti-Semitic joke, let's say, and then he had to have a whole like he had he skipped a whole lesson, he was the art teacher, right? He skipped a whole art lesson to go through he had been to Auschwitz, so he did a like uh presentation with all the things he saw and all the pictures and everything. That's like all the everything I've seen before. Which is kind of fair of him.

SPEAKER_03 34:53

Yeah, yeah, because I was gonna say, by the way, thank you for saying anti-Semitic, because there was a dude there, yeah, the most d looking guy ever. He had like a full he had like a coat on and a hat. Okay. And and he tried to make everything about himself. Really? Yeah, like by the way, he was German.

SPEAKER_02 35:15

Okay, yeah. Alright, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:17

So he I hear him talking to random, he goes up to random people and he's like, Yeah, I don't want to come across as anti-Semitic, but you know, uh and you know it's like that.

SPEAKER_02 35:28

That's not what you want to hear. That's not what you want to hear in Isaac. That's the definition of uh I'm not racist racist, right?

SPEAKER_03 35:35

But yeah, but and he uh I don't know how to describe it, but he always tried to go out go up to people and and talk about outfit as he's as he's some kind of expert. He's like the lord of outfits. One of these guys in the fucking hell. He's like he's like the king of outfits, he knows everything about it. Just fuck off, man. And he just goes up to random people and talks to them and makes it about himself afterwards too. He's like, yo, this is this is my relation to outfits. I'm a German, I don't want to come across as anti-Semitic, but I think everything should be represented accurately.

SPEAKER_02 36:03

Oh yeah. And I don't know. Shut up, dude.

SPEAKER_03 36:06

And he went up to the tour guide. You know, you know, you know, have you seen like the the the Instagram, the reels of like uh students trying to outsmart their teachers? They're like, well, could a three-dimensional frequency table be used in that fucking shut the fuck up. He he went up to her and and tried to drop like information from trip her up or yeah. Well, what's your opinion about the fucking shut the fuck up and listen, man?

SPEAKER_02 36:27

Yeah, we're we're here on the tour, man. Just shut up, man. Yeah, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_03 36:31

Fucking annoying ass guy. Honestly. I hate this guy.

SPEAKER_02 36:33

I hate those guys fucking dude. No it all, man. Fuck.

SPEAKER_03 36:36

We're here to listen and learn. If you've been here ten times, just fuck off. Yeah. Going up to random ass people just talking. Yeah. By the way, the the Swedish people we talk trash about, they were always next to us. Next to them, of course. Yeah, but somehow, we always appeared next to them.

SPEAKER_02 36:52

That's the natural order, man. That's the because because always next to them.

SPEAKER_03 36:57

Yeah, of course. Yeah. So I'm just gonna I'm gonna skip to the end. And uh our tour guy, she she holds a speech. Yeah. And at the end of her speech, she's like, Frankly, I do not think humanity has learned their lesson. I don't think anything has changed. Yeah. And then then obviously my neurons start firing. I just start thinking about this. And I'm like, you shouldn't expect humanity to learn. You shouldn't expect humanity to learn. Because sure, obviously, if this was recent, we're all obviously we're all very traumatized of it, it was horrific. Yeah, but we're always gonna fall into the same patterns. You know who illustrates illustrates this in the best way? The end of Attack on Titan. Everything that happens was pointless because war happens again, it's gonna it's as it's bound to happen again. Human nature, it's human nature, yeah. It will always happen.

SPEAKER_02 37:49

Not it's happening right now, everywhere, like in a lot of places. Let's not get too political. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 37:55

But it's yeah, I just want to say essentially everything repeats itself eventually, yeah. Somehow, some way. Yeah, so I think I I don't I'm not trying to be nihilistic. Obviously, we we always try to be the best versions of ourselves and whatever, but we are some humans are always bound to to repeat history, yeah, for sure. It's a pattern that will endure forever until our extinction. And it is what it is. Yeah, there's nothing you can fight, and I that's why I think it's pointless to to go around being sad about oh, it might happen again. It will always happen.

SPEAKER_02 38:29

It will always happen again, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:31

And it's obviously tragic, but it's fundamentally human nature.

SPEAKER_02 38:35

You can't change it. Like if you can't solve the problem, if you can't do anything about it, you can't you don't have to worry about it.

SPEAKER_03 38:41

It is way too optimistic thinking that racism won't persist in humanity. It is there will always be people, yeah. It dude, it will sure might be a minority, but they will always exist.

SPEAKER_02 38:54

And but even if even if uh yeah, let's say we get it down to the biggest minority it's ever been, something's gonna happen that sparks opinions, and there's gonna be more of that. It's always gonna happen. It's always gonna repeat itself. It's always gonna repeat itself.

SPEAKER_03 39:08

And I I'm not trying to hate on the tour guide. I obviously get where where she's uh coming from, yeah, but like I said, fundamental fundamentally, I don't think anything will ever change.

SPEAKER_02 39:18

No, no, at least in human nature, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:21

In human nature, yeah, exactly. So that was Auschwitz. Very much And that was was that day one? Day one that you went on that? Yeah. I really enjoyed the whole shebang. I bought two books because dude, you you know me, I'm another one.

SPEAKER_02 39:35

Yeah, when you get interested in something, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:37

Yeah, so I just want to be fully informed about what happened. Because what I didn't fully get, which was partly my bad and partly because I didn't hear anything, uh everything properly, but it was how did the government rationalize exterminating a population and hiding it from the rest of the world? Yeah, do you get what I'm saying? How did they successfully manage to do that? Because you gotta understand the chain of command, right? You gotta understand they hide they hid it, but how did they hide it? Oh, how that's how could they how could they do it? How could they get away with it? A whole government, a world government, the mo one of the most powerful countries. How?

SPEAKER_02 40:15

And it was modern times they're also in different as Auschwitz, it's not in Germany, right? It's in Poland, so it they're spreading to other countries, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:23

Yeah, so I bought a book about Auschwitz and I bought another book of poems from Auschwitz. It's a victim who, as she was there and with her female uh friends, they they they wrote poems.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:35

It's I I'm very curious about the thoughts that were going on in in the place.

SPEAKER_02 40:39

When you talk uh because that's the old Swedish uh She came to Sweden from Auschwitz. Oh, okay. She came to Sweden from Auschwitz because one of the craziest things I've ever seen, like a friend of mine, she told me like her except a kickflip, obviously.

SPEAKER_03 40:54

They're sick. Yeah, they're pretty fucking sick and they're awesome.

SPEAKER_02 40:57

No, but she said that her dad was adopted by her grandmother, and her grandmother blah blah blah. Like, yeah, basically her father was adopted by a grandmother. I was like, okay, yeah, that's cool. And then I went to her house one time and her grandmother was there, and she pulled up her uh sleeve here and she had the markings. She had the tattoo. I've seen a real tattoo, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:18

No, she couldn't.

SPEAKER_02 41:19

She has to be No, no, she was like 90 something. Okay, yeah, like she was old, she was old. Okay, and she had the tattoo right here. That's crazy. Yeah, that's insane. That was like the you know when you see you hear about something and you're like that's crazy, but when you see it, it's like yeah, that's fucking nuts. That's fucking crazy. She's I've met somebody, a survivor, right? That's insane. That's incredible. Yeah, that's insane.

SPEAKER_03 41:41

I wonder how many survivors are left. You got your phone. Could you could you could you do a little segment?

SPEAKER_02 41:47

I actually what are your predictions actually?

SPEAKER_03 41:50

Because I don't Alive right now. Yeah. Oh dude, let me think. So outrage happened from 40 to 45. I'd say uh zero. Zero? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:00

I think there are still some, right? I think there's still I'm I'm gonna say like a hundred something like that. Oh wait. As of early 2026, roughly 197,000 Jewish Holocaust survivors are still alive worldwide. How?

SPEAKER_03 42:18

The math doesn't math.

SPEAKER_02 42:20

How many were freed?

SPEAKER_03 42:21

They couldn't have been like But no, I'm thinking they got out 45. Yeah. You would assume that the youngest person was like an 80-year-old kid. Yeah. 45 was almost 80 years ago. The math doesn't math. It doesn't.

SPEAKER_02 42:36

Actually, yeah, 200,000 that are alive today too. It doesn't math. How many were freed during when they freed out? Yeah, math doesn't math. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know about that. Let's move on. Google AI. Yeah, let's move on. Let's move on. Alright, so you finish your day one. I'm not done. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 42:55

Well from there, we go to the Jagellonian university where Copernicus studied. Copernicus, if you do not know, came up. I think he was the original guy who came up, uh who came to the conclusion that our world is not at the center of the solar system. Okay. And that with the earth.

SPEAKER_02 43:12

The original or the guy who proved it?

SPEAKER_03 43:15

I think he proved it and then Galileo built on it. I might be wrong. And he also came up with the fact that the world uh rotates around its own axle.

SPEAKER_02 43:25

Yeah, but I remember the first guy who came up with it or realized it got executed, right? Was that Copernicus? No. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 43:33

Yeah, that's I I think it's attributed to Galileo, but he got imprisoned, not executed. Oh maybe. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not sure. It's very vague. It's very vague. It's very vague. Anyways. Anyways, we go to the university, it's awesome, dude. It's like it's like you know, it's l literally medieval. Oh, that's so it's a thousand years old. That's sick. And it's like paintings of kings like sitting right there, uh originals crazy. And like a library set, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's awesome. And like uh uh uh statues of people. Also, and we saw a Nobel Prize. A real Nobel Prize. A real Nobel Prize. That's cool. Yeah, that's fucking cool. We saw a real gold medal from the Olympics. Random, but still cool. And we saw their treasury because the school, the Jagellonian university, got gifts from kings of Poland, from from from uh noblemen, everyone. We gave them gifts. We got to see Copernicus's private uh quarters where he slept, which was awesome. Um the whole shebang was that that was sick. I bought a notebook from the Jagellonian university. I wanted to remember it because it's a sick university. And uh what's it called? Uh we sat down to take a Polaroid with all the paintings in the background, and my boy puts his fucking finger in front of the Polaroid. Oh my god. So I wanted to call him a fucking caveman, but it's fine. It's fine. He took a lot of Polaroids and and a lot of them were late. A lot of them were good. But the Jagelonian university was awesome, honestly. We go home, we're exhausted, that's day one. Yeah. That's day one. Awesome! That is awesome. Yeah. Day two? We I'm thinking. Do you do you have any other things to talk about?

SPEAKER_02 45:15

Uh do you wanna save day two? I wanna save day two. Let's save day two. I had some uh about like my uh the trip when I got back now that I think you can relate to. Life sucked so hard when I got back. We talked about the after the depression of coming back from such a tri uh trip. I don't know, yeah, you came back today, right? So you're but you had a short trip, so you're pretty much good, right? Yeah. But after a month, when I got back, it was real bad. It was like depression, a type of depression I've never felt. But then when it lifted, a lot of a lot of positive things started happening, and I was so relieved to not have to deal with that type of depression anymore. So I just wanted to go over what helped the most, I think, the sun. That it's warm now. It's fucking warm. We have the we have the uh balcony door open. It's I'm sweating in here. It's awesome. I fucking love it. I love the world. The environment is so integral to how you feel. Yeah, sure sure. When it's sure when you go home from uh from work, from a night out, whatever. It's so nice. And then uh I got uh as I told you before, I got a bid on a new apartment that I'm gonna move into. A big apartment. That's crazy. My first big apartment. Yeah, I talked to my co-worker today, and he's in his 30s living alone right now, and he's gonna he's gonna move into a smaller apartment because it he he's an owner though, he's gonna buy apartment. I'm gonna rent. But still, the fact that he was moving into a smaller one that I got was just a mind fuck to me that I was so lucky that I could get this apartment. It's so nice. Dude, and the rent is nothing. It's nothing compared to what I pay now. Yeah, it's so much cheaper, and I just get oh, it's so much more modern. It's still the only thing it's farther outside from the city, but I don't care. I don't fucking care, it's so nice. And then uh yeah, sunny, new apartment. Let me see if I got anything else. Uh oh yeah, and I'm hyped for upcoming trips, obviously. For the summer. Summer in general, the World Cup, and upcoming trips I'm having.

SPEAKER_03 47:17

Like what trips?

SPEAKER_02 47:18

Uh I'm going with my dad in May. We're going to the south of France to visit my uncle. Yeah. My friends wanted to book uh like a small Europe tour with a train trip uh next week, but I'm gonna have to see. I'm saving for I'm saving for something else, man. I'm saving for Japan. That's that's gotta be number one. I gotta see though. I gotta see if I can make it with the days I have left. The not sick days, what are they called? Vacation days, vacation days. Yeah, we'll see. Hopefully. Hopefully I can get the full two weeks because that would be fucking sick. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. But by the way, you ain't tired today? Like you you don't have any jet lag or anything, like fucking.

SPEAKER_03 48:03

I slept immediately.

SPEAKER_02 48:05

Yeah. Oh, did you sleep when you got home immediately? But yeah, I don't know if you when I go on trips, right? I'm hype. I'm really hyped when I go on trips. Like the train does uh the plane doesn't bother me at all. I can sleep through it, I'm hyped when I wake up, like I got energy. When I'm coming back from a trip with when the depression hits, it's so fucking it's awful. Then the jet lag hits me like I'm just tired and groggy and sad all the time. I'm just even from like Grand Canary, I remember coming back, it was just a weekend, and I was like jet lagged, and I had to get up for work the next day, and I was just fucking not not on it at all. For like three days, I was just autopilot mode, depressed. But you don't you don't experience any of that when you get back from like yeah, a hundred percent. But Poland, it was not a big trip. Yeah, but even small trips like jet lag can hit you.

SPEAKER_03 48:55

It's like it's I I'm just weirded out because I was just in another a whole completely different place. Now I'm back home. It's I that's what trips me up. Yeah, but I get depressed when I get back from my home country, Courtesia.

SPEAKER_02 49:05

Yeah, when you're doing a bait trip.

SPEAKER_03 49:07

Dude, I get super depressed when I can get get back from Courtesy, and that's a different impression. When me and you go to Japan, yeah, I'm 1 billion percent sure when we get back, I'm gonna be depressed for maybe more than a week. I'm gonna wanna kill myself. Yeah, for sure, for sure. Two weeks. Imagine, imagine being in Japan.

SPEAKER_02 49:24

It's Tokyo and Japan too.

SPEAKER_03 49:26

But imagine being in Japan, my boy, and coming back to this.

SPEAKER_02 49:30

I don't know, man. Two weeks. Two weeks. If it was a weekend, I'd be like, yeah, that's sad. I want to experience more. Two weeks weekend when I when I get used to it exactly. My god, fuck. Yeah, we'll see.

SPEAKER_03 49:42

We'll see. Dude, you know what I'm hyped for? Mm-hmm. When we start planning the trip, when we've booked booked and when it's time to set everything up.

SPEAKER_02 49:49

When you have the the you know the butterflies, waiting, waiting butterflies, man. Fuck it's so.

SPEAKER_03 49:54

You know the day of when we meet up with Layota. Yeah, let's fucking do it. Japan time. Fuck, man. Oh my god. It's far away though, but oh my god. It's fine, it's worth it. Yeah, but we're gonna die on the plane, my boy.

SPEAKER_02 50:04

We're gonna we're gonna pass away. 16 hours, is it? If it's direct, but we're gonna have to probably do a second landing. My god, it's gonna be oh my fuck.

SPEAKER_03 50:15

It's gonna be like But the beautiful part is as soon as we land, everything we'll forget everything.

SPEAKER_02 50:21

Yeah, we'll forget, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:22

We're in fucking Japan.

SPEAKER_02 50:24

Yeah, we're fucking Japan. That's right. Yeah, oh my god. I had one quick thing I wanted to bra bring up. I've spoken to you about it off the pod, but genuinely, the podcast is ruining my life. My I told uh I told him because I made a major fuck up. Number one when you put yourself on the internet like this is make sure nobody knows. In your private life, make sure that nobody knows. Both of us fucked up like the first two weeks. Damn straight. Yep, I I fucking uh I put it on my YouTube channel, uh my private YouTube channel, and my friend I didn't know, like a fucking loser, he follows me and I asked him about it, and he was like, Yeah, it was it was actually just in case you ever decided to put anything on the internet, I was gonna be the first one to know. That's what he told me. Fucking loser, Jesus Christ. So he sees it, and he's the most horrible human being that could ever see this type of shit. He just fucking shows all my friends immediately, my whole friend group, right? Yeah, and they just yeah, they keep it quiet for a while and now they're just shitting on me. And if my I'm I'm good, I'm good with the that they know. I don't care that much. It sucks, obviously. It sucks. They have fucking ground to bully me on now. Uh huh. But if my family, if my family finds out, I'm never literally till the day I die, I'm never gonna hear the end of it. In what way? No, they're just gonna bring it up. They're just gonna joke about it all the time. They're just gonna fuck with me.

SPEAKER_03 51:53

So for me, let me think, let me think. First of all, I told my friends. I I voluntarily told my friends and everyone subscribed because I have good friends. Yeah, I don't. I fucking don't, right? It doesn't seem so they're evil. But I did the one mistake was I told my mom and and she told my.

SPEAKER_02 52:13

But you can tell it you didn't voluntarily tell her, right? She It was voluntary, yeah. It was. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 52:22

And she told I was like, Mom, because it's early on, it's gonna suck. Yeah, so so obviously you're not gonna tell anyone because we're just warming up because we l we actually were warming up, yeah. And she was like, Yeah, don't worry. Yeah, don't worry. Next day I wake up to to like eight subscribers, and I was like, How is this possible? Yeah, how and I'm like, Mom. She's like, Yeah, well, what? So what I did it, what? I love you, yeah, and I'm like, dude, please, man. I have no problem with my family, dude. No, I know, but still, man. But the thing is, I got I got many ways, uh many, many, many, many. I I I think about it in many ways. First of all, dude, I'm warming up, I'm not used to it. Yeah, you're not gonna see the authentic version of me. Yeah, and then even then, I'm with my friends. So some people won't recognize the person that I am with you as the person I am with them. And I want to clarify that I'm many people. Yeah, I'm a person with you. I'm a person, all of these people are equally me.

SPEAKER_02 53:22

Yeah, I think we brought it up before. Have you ever met someone that's the same what person?

SPEAKER_03 53:26

You can't be the same person.

SPEAKER_02 53:27

No, some people are, some people are.

SPEAKER_03 53:29

But obviously, you are fundamentally the same person, you just apply it in different ways with different people. Like, I'm the same. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, like I joke around with you about certain things, but fundamentally I'm the same person as I am when I talk to my mom. Yeah, obviously.

SPEAKER_02 53:42

Like, for example, there's one guy I know that he's like he he jokes around with me and then it's like mom, you fucking bitch! Don't give me a sandwich. You get on that shit, I'm hungry. Now like what the fuck? If I did that shit, oh my god. Okay, yeah, yeah, that's cool. No man, some people are just fucked. But yeah, I my friends fucking they found out about it as soon as we posted. It wasn't even like the like the better ones now. It was the first one. Yeah, they saw that shit and fucking they oh my god, they fucked me up.

SPEAKER_03 54:19

Dude, they were trial runs. Why do we exactly I did I keep telling him that?

SPEAKER_02 54:23

I keep telling yeah, they don't care. They don't care, they don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_03 54:27

I was we were nervous, yeah. We didn't know how to act, sure, yeah. We didn't know how to deliver things, yeah. And even now we're not sure. That's the thing. Yeah, so goddamn man.

SPEAKER_02 54:37

What are we like 13 episodes in? It's funny.

SPEAKER_03 54:40

No, at this point, we're this is 10.

SPEAKER_02 54:41

This is number 10. Supposed to be 10.

SPEAKER_03 54:43

Supposed to be, we will see. Jesus Christ, man, give us a photo. We're brave, we're we're very much rookies, yeah. So goddamn. And I just wanna say no no no I'm not gonna say it. Yeah, but but nah, listen, you're you're you're you're the same person applied differently, so obviously I'm I'm I'm gonna act different with you, yeah, as opposed to the way I act with my mom, perhaps. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 55:11

Yeah. It's fucking another yeah, another like not fun thing, but another like segue to this conversation is when I it's weird to see yourself on the internet, right? Like I I obviously get my own videos on like TikTok and everything. I get us because I'm subscribed and everything. Yeah. I'm not. I'm not actually, I'm not subscribed. We got fully authentic subscribers. We got authentic, yeah. Yeah. Uh but I'm scrolling.

SPEAKER_03 55:39

I fuck with this. I just want to say, uh remember what you wanted to say. When when I edit our episodes, I think of what I'm I think I'm like, yo, yo, Mila, Mila, you should say this. And then I say it. You were the same person. Yo. I fucked with you.

SPEAKER_02 55:55

This guy's this guy this guy rocked. This guy rocked. Man, yeah, continue. Fucking uh when you see yourself, it's for me, it's still like weird, right? I'm like, ugh, fucking scrolling. Then I'm like, ah, let's go back, let's see what I said. And I'm like, okay, yeah, I I fuck with this, yeah, it's good. And then but I tried to like, I don't know why I did it. I just sat on ChatGPT and I was like, what do you know about the bras? What do you know about the two bras? And it gave me a full breakdown uh reading our Spotify thing and reading our every yeah, every all of our descriptions. It gave us like, and then what I was like, what the fuck? ChatGPT knows me, man. Yeah, ChatGPT fucking knows me. Yeah, yeah, fucking respect. I don't know, that's just weird. Me and GPT locked in. Yeah, locked in for sure, yeah. Hell yeah. That that's it, that's it. That was pretty cool.

SPEAKER_03 56:40

It's also weird, it's also weird when you haven't had this, obviously, but some people, my friends and my mom sometimes too, they come up to me and they're like, yo, I liked what you said on the pod, or I didn't I didn't like what you said on the pod. I'm like, what the fuck did I say? Yeah, I haven't had any positive feedback at all. What the fuck did I say? I remember one of our mutual friend Greg Canoria, he called me like three times with it each when a new episode dropped. He's like, Yo, it was the funniest shit ever. He's our biggest hype, man. Yeah, he's our hype, man. He's my boy. Yeah, he's my boy. But no, it's weird, and we're rookies and and we're not where we want to be yet. For sure, yeah. That's the point. You you gotta start.

SPEAKER_02 57:20

At least we just keep with it. Obviously, if you spend time doing something, you gotta get better at it eventually, inevitably, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:27

Hopefully. Hopefully, I guess. But no, man, that's been this episode. Uh uh, yeah, we'll I'll continue uh Poland part two next episode. And as always, I've been bro number one. I've been bra number two. I know we've been the two bras. Yeah, thank you.