FIGHTING ON AN AIRPLANE! : Two Brahs Podcast Ep: 12

Ian gets down and dirty with the french, and it does get very very dirty.

Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:00

It's abbreviated from my my help. Francorum Rex! No, no the fuck it's not. Not Francorum Rex.

SPEAKER_01 0:08

Yeah. Nah, show me that shit.

SPEAKER_06 0:16

Yeah. Yeah, it's us. Yeah, we're back. We're back. Let's just get straight into it. Welcome back. Welcome back in, guys. This is episode. I'm not gonna state the episode. Yeah or not. You never know what happens. Can I just get the ball rolling?

SPEAKER_04 0:28

Oh yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 0:30

It's an easy one.

SPEAKER_04 0:31

Okay. It's an easy one.

SPEAKER_06 0:32

Then you go ahead and I'll do my thing. Yeah. Let's blind rank the hardest currency names.

SPEAKER_04 0:39

Hardest currency names. Okay, blind ranking. Okay. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_06 0:44

Do you want a rank or blind rank?

SPEAKER_04 0:45

I want a blind rank.

SPEAKER_06 0:46

Yeah, okay. Six instead of five. Okay. Six.

SPEAKER_04 0:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 0:50

Let's start off. What do I choose? Okay, okay, okay. Do you have your phone? Have your phone ready. An open chat GPT.

SPEAKER_04 0:58

Let me see. Yep.

SPEAKER_06 0:59

So that and could you please give me your phone? So that I can confirm what different currencies mean. Okay. For extra contest, thank you. You don't have the app?

SPEAKER_04 1:10

Uh no, I don't.

SPEAKER_06 1:11

You gotta get the app mobile.

SPEAKER_04 1:13

Okay. Okay, let's start.

SPEAKER_06 1:14

Six currencies, hardest names. Let's run a rank them. Alright, let's go. Peso.

SPEAKER_04 1:20

Peso. You wanna know what it means? What it means. Okay, yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_06 1:25

It's just some context. You don't have to base it on this, absolutely not. It just means wait.

SPEAKER_04 1:30

Wait. Oh, like uh wait. Wait. Yeah. Okay. Wait. You know, it doesn't it doesn't hit like peso itself, just doesn't hit. But in context, when people use it, it's just sound it sounds so good.

SPEAKER_02 1:42

It sounds really good.

SPEAKER_07 1:43

It sounds funny, I'm gonna be honest. No, it's funny because of the the the the cartel means when you're older when you're older 0.2 pesos, they take your lugs and so on.

SPEAKER_04 1:54

Yeah. Yeah, no, pesos is hard. It's six, right? It's six. Yeah, it's six.

SPEAKER_06 1:59

Is it hard though?

SPEAKER_04 2:00

I think so. You gotta consider what trying to do. I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm putting it middle of the road. Three. Middle of the road.

SPEAKER_06 2:07

Technically three and four.

SPEAKER_04 2:08

Yeah, whatever, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm putting it on the higher because I like pesos. Yeah, I love them.

SPEAKER_06 2:13

Which one? Three or four?

SPEAKER_04 2:14

Uh three.

SPEAKER_06 2:14

Okay, okay. Dude, I'm gonna be honest. I think you that's a blunder. Okay. I think so. So pesos is gone. Let's do Frank.

SPEAKER_04 2:25

A frank.

SPEAKER_06 2:26

You know what a frank is? It's a few. Used in Africa and Switzerland. Yeah. Do you know what? Well you know, do you know what Frank is derived from? From what? What is it? I'ma tell you. I don't wanna butcher. I don't wanna butcher it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Frank is based on what? Oh, you got Swedish keyboard.

SPEAKER_04 2:45

Oh yeah. Dude. Keyboard.

SPEAKER_06 2:48

Consider it. Consider just the name.

SPEAKER_04 2:50

The thing is, a Frank doesn't hit it doesn't hit that hard. It's a name, right? It's a name. It's Frank. Frank. It doesn't have that weight to it in the case.

SPEAKER_06 2:58

No, this is the French used to be called the Franks.

SPEAKER_04 3:01

Yeah, still. Nah, still.

SPEAKER_07 3:06

Okay, you wanna know what's it what it's abbreviated from?

SPEAKER_04 3:09

My help.

SPEAKER_05 3:09

Francorum Rex! No, no, the fuck it's not. Not Francorum Rex.

SPEAKER_01 3:15

Yeah. Nah, show me that shit.

SPEAKER_06 3:19

Meaning King of the Franks.

SPEAKER_05 3:21

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_01 3:23

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_04 3:25

Now that's that's just bumped it from Or, it means free. So it's either or. Oh my god. Fuck that. I should have put Peso at number four. Francorum Rex. Jesus Christ. I gotta put it at number four though. I gotta. I can't put it. I can't put it on my number two and one. I can't.

SPEAKER_06 3:43

That's such a blunder.

SPEAKER_04 3:44

There might be something. The less is already fucked. Okay, okay. Francorum Rex. I don't know. I gotta put it. I'm playing safe. Dollar. Dollar, just dollar, not the UN. You want context? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 3:58

It's derived from a German word, which means which was used for silver coins. So it isn't that cool.

SPEAKER_04 4:04

Just just money. Dollar. Yeah, dollar. It's uh its original meaning was just money. A silver coin. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 4:12

Essentially. Dollar. So it's all by by the way, dollar encapsulates Australian dollars, American dollars, Hong Kong dollars.

SPEAKER_04 4:20

So I'm just thinking US here. I'm just thinking that's kind of obvious though. Yeah. It's got that weight to it though, just because you hear it all the time.

SPEAKER_06 4:30

Doesn't it say on the $1 bill? You're not basing it on the on the bills, by the way, just the name. Yeah, exactly. But doesn't it say on the $1 bill like God save us all?

SPEAKER_04 4:37

Exactly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 4:38

That's cool.

SPEAKER_04 4:39

It has the Illuminati and everything.

SPEAKER_06 4:41

But that's not a factor though.

SPEAKER_04 4:43

I'm not basing it on the sign and but just the name. Just the name. Just how hard the name is. Oh, but then it's not. Dollars just because of the status has had it just because of the status. You can factor that.

SPEAKER_06 4:54

You can factor that. You can factor status.

SPEAKER_04 4:59

Francorus Rex. Francorum Rex. Yeah, Francorum Rex. Yeah. My bad. Uh nah, it can't go over pesos either. That's crazy. It would, it would have. It would have. I just fucked the list from the beginning. That's fair, that's fair. Yeah, so I'm putting it number five. Number five. The dollar. Out of six. Just to keep in mind. Out of six.

SPEAKER_06 5:18

The dollar at five. Yo, people are gonna be mad because 60% of our two-person audience, that doesn't even pass. I know. It's whatever. Okay. Well, what do I choose? Euro.

SPEAKER_04 5:31

Euro. I like the euro.

SPEAKER_06 5:33

Can I have my input?

SPEAKER_04 5:34

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 5:35

I think the euro is so cool. Because it it's it was intended for the entirety of Europe. Exactly. It's just euro.

SPEAKER_04 5:42

Uniting everyone so we have the same currency.

SPEAKER_06 5:44

It's like having, oh yeah, we we only we only use North Americans here. We only use Asians here. No, that no, that doesn't. But Euros the same. Yeah. I really don't know.

SPEAKER_04 5:55

Yeah, just yeah, we're in Europe.

SPEAKER_06 5:58

Finland uses Euros. We don't. We were so they wanted us to use bubble.

SPEAKER_04 6:02

Yeah, we denied that shit. I like it's just my I like the euro. I like it.

SPEAKER_06 6:09

It's simple it's simplistic.

SPEAKER_04 6:10

Exactly. That's why that's why makes it. You know, just having it's so fun. You know when you're on holiday, right?

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:16

You just have a fucking pouch full of gold coins, euros. And I just want to say where they use cash everywhere.

SPEAKER_06 6:21

The euro bills are so clean.

SPEAKER_04 6:23

Yeah, they are. You don't think? Yeah, they are. They are. And the thing is when you go around, you're at the end of your trip, you've spent all your big big money bills, and you just have those little gold coins left, and you can spend them. It feels good. It feels bigger than that. We had euros in Grand Canaria. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 6:37

Yeah, we had the the coins. We had no, we had a hundred dollar. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, you took them out for us. And we just paid. Yeah, that was gone. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 6:45

It's nice. It's nice. I like the euro. It's gotta go.

SPEAKER_06 6:48

You got one, two, and six.

SPEAKER_04 6:52

Fuck, I can't do the uh one and six thing again. Do I wanna put the euro number one? I'm playing it too safe. I'm going number one with the euro. Number one number one, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:05

That's uh okay number one.

SPEAKER_04 7:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 7:08

Fuck I don't great British pound.

SPEAKER_04 7:11

Yeah, see, I don't fuck with pounds. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_06 7:15

Listen. No, the the name is the name is sick. Great British.

SPEAKER_04 7:20

The name is sick.

SPEAKER_06 7:21

You're basing it on the name and status.

SPEAKER_04 7:23

Yeah. I don't know why. I have just I just have a compared to all of the other coins.

SPEAKER_06 7:29

By the way, GBP is worth more than euro and dollar. I know American dollar.

SPEAKER_04 7:33

Yeah, but I'm not I'm not taking that into consideration. I can, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:37

But it's not fair then.

SPEAKER_04 7:38

No, the name is hard. I don't I don't know why I don't like it. I don't know why. I fuck with it heavy. It's just pounds. Pounds.

SPEAKER_06 7:45

No, great British, great, great British pounds.

SPEAKER_04 7:48

I don't know. Yeah, the the full title is awesome.

SPEAKER_06 7:51

Yeah you're using the full title though.

SPEAKER_04 7:53

Fuck, but I got number six. That doesn't hit there for me, but it is good.

SPEAKER_02 7:58

Is it better than pesos, though? You got two and six. Is it better than pesos?

SPEAKER_06 8:02

You got two and six.

SPEAKER_02 8:06

Number six!

SPEAKER_06 8:08

Number six! So what's left is number two. Yep. Crowns.

SPEAKER_04 8:12

Yeah, yeah. That's a fine list. That's uh actually. Let me let me dive through it. What do I have? Number one, euros.

SPEAKER_06 8:18

Euros. So let me go through your list. Number six, great British pounds. Yep. We don't fuck with that dog. Five dollars. We don't fuck with that all. Oh my goodness. What was number four? What was that? Frank. We don't fuck with that dog. Number three, peso. Two crowns, one euro.

SPEAKER_04 8:37

What would I what what would you how would you arrange? And I'm not too mad at the list, honestly. I'm not too mad.

SPEAKER_06 8:42

Number one, great British pound. That's a hard name. Number two, crowns. Just sounds cool. Yeah. How many crowns you got? Yeah, exactly. We say in Swedish we say croonet.

SPEAKER_04 8:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:51

In Denmark, they say the same thing. Iceland, the same thing.

SPEAKER_04 8:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:54

So it's an encapsulation, by the way. It's not only Swedish crowns, but obviously we think of Swedish crowns.

SPEAKER_04 8:58

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_06 8:59

That's such a cool name, Swedish crowns. Yeah. So number one for me, GBP. Number two, crowns. Number three, euro. Number four, franc. Number five dollar, six peso. Peso at last? Really? Okay, no. Five pesos, six dollars.

SPEAKER_04 9:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 9:14

I just don't like the name. Yeah. I love, I like the feeling of dollars. You know the hundred dollar bill? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:19

It's crisp. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 9:20

But I don't like the name dollars.

SPEAKER_04 9:22

Yeah, exactly. It's just yeah, it is boring. It is boring, to be fair. Alright. Yeah, I fucked it with Francorum Rex. Francorum Rex is crazy. You should have put it in a fucking number two. Yeah, thank you.

SPEAKER_06 9:35

So what's your optimal list? You didn't tell me.

SPEAKER_04 9:38

Honestly, Francorum Rex number one. Okay. Crown's number two.

SPEAKER_06 9:43

Because you gotta be biased though. I gotta bias. Is it possible not to be biased?

SPEAKER_04 9:46

Exactly. Yeah. Let me see. Great. Yeah, great British pound number three. Euros four. Euros four.

SPEAKER_06 9:53

Dollar. No, peso five. Peso five. Dollars. We got the same bottom two though. We got the same bottom two.

SPEAKER_04 9:59

Oh man. Yeah, Swedish crowns. Yeah, that's a nice one.

SPEAKER_06 10:02

I like Swedish crowns. I like Swedish crowns.

SPEAKER_04 10:06

Okay. So I was gonna dive into something here. It's not gonna be a few.

SPEAKER_06 10:11

You better prepare your swimming goggles.

SPEAKER_04 10:14

Okay. Don't worry, it's not another fucking game. Yeah, sure. It's not it's about travel again. It's not I'm not gonna go into a full-blown fucking half episode rant here.

SPEAKER_06 10:28

But where have you been?

SPEAKER_04 10:29

I've been to France. Where am I? To be specifically Carcassone. It's in the southern the near the near the uh coast of France, in southern France. Yeah it is. That's very cool. It's fucking warm down there. It's nice, man. It's nice. You know, in Sweden, I bet a lot of Americans also could like rel uh relate. You know when you're just driving down a road, it's just like uh fields for hay and corn and like wine vegetables and stuff, yeah. It's just wine everywhere. That's the only wineries and wine everywhere. That's so cool. It's so nice. That's their like their number one export. It's just wine. They had they don't have shit other than wine down there.

SPEAKER_06 11:10

Did you go in into one?

SPEAKER_04 11:11

Yeah, yeah, we did. A Rothschild's owned uh winery where went in there, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 11:17

Black rock.

SPEAKER_02 11:18

Yeah, black rock, yeah. The the You know, all the Illuminati, everything, all of the above. He's one of them now. Yeah, I guess, yeah, he got the wine, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 11:25

He's not the same bra number two as as when he uh prior episodes.

SPEAKER_04 11:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 11:29

He's changed.

SPEAKER_04 11:31

Oh man. To keep it short, I went down to visit some family. I went with uh with my dad. Our first like solo trip together was nice. Super cool. Uh we went down, we were going to fly with this company called Air France. I just I would just like to say fuck Air France.

SPEAKER_06 11:50

You're out in Air France on the Tube Bros podcast.

SPEAKER_04 11:53

We're losing sponsorship from them forever. I don't give a fuck. Fuck Air France, they suck.

SPEAKER_06 11:58

Okay, okay, question, question before you proceed. You've said this now. Yeah. They email us, we'll sponsor you only if bro number two apologizes 1,000 times in one video.

SPEAKER_04 12:08

Yeah, fuck no. No, go fuck yourself. No. Fuck Air France.

SPEAKER_06 12:12

I've never free travel and we get a monthly allowance.

SPEAKER_04 12:16

Yeah, free travel to fucking Paris. Yeah, no, thank you. No, thank you. Okay, now now you're now you're speaking to the money. I'd force you to apologize. Now you're speaking to the ball.

SPEAKER_06 12:24

I would genuinely, I'm not kidding.

SPEAKER_04 12:25

I would force you to apologize. I'll get on my knees. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 12:30

I'm sorry? I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 12:31

Yeah, listen. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_06 12:32

My bad.

SPEAKER_07 12:33

Yeah, my bad.

SPEAKER_02 12:33

Sorry. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_07 12:35

I'm sorry. And you gotta have Apple in your mouth. I know.

SPEAKER_02 12:39

I'm a little piggy.

SPEAKER_03 12:42

Yeah, continue. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 12:44

Uh I don't know if you I was gonna ask you, have you ever had any flight troubles? Like delays, overlays going wrong? We had delays in Grand Canaria, yeah. Yeah, we did. We have like, but we still made it, it was fine, it was like an hour, whatever. Here, we I just wanna say how much I love the Stockholm primary airport for Stockholm.

SPEAKER_06 13:03

Name drop it, give it some credit.

SPEAKER_04 13:04

Yeah, it's just because uh I don't know how to pronounce Arlanda. Yeah, yeah, Arlanda. It's fucking awesome there. You get through, everything's organized, you know exactly where to go. It's simple, it's so simple, it's so organized and nice.

SPEAKER_06 13:16

Structured, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 13:18

Paris. We land, we have to do we have to do an overlay and then go to Toulouse. That's in this yeah, we uh switch flight, yeah. Transit. Yeah, switch flights basically. Transit. I think it's called overlay. Overlay flight. I don't know. We have to switch flights in Paris, anyways. So we get down to Paris, and you just see the we are already a little bit low.

SPEAKER_06 13:42

Why did you hit on Air France again? You're in Paris now.

SPEAKER_04 13:44

Yep, yep.

SPEAKER_06 13:45

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 13:45

Uh no, not that many. It was a little bit delayed on the way there. Not that big of a deal though. Just we land, and this is I don't know, now it it is Air France and the Paris Airport. They land, and you see your terminal there. Okay, sweet. We'll be out in we have 40 minutes till our next uh next flight leaves, so we'll be there, we'll make it.

SPEAKER_06 14:07

Oh sorry, sorry, you're taking you're landing in Paris. Yeah, and you're taking a flight from Paris to the south of France. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 14:12

Okay, sorry. So yeah, he's just driving the plane. You know when you're pulling up to the terminal, he just does a fucking 180 out into nowhere, just starts driving. I'm going back! Yeah, no, he just starts driving up. Just fucking take some laps around the airport, fucking What do you mean take some laps? There's just roads everywhere. He just fucking goes out. He drives around in like But that's about if you're complaining about that, it's about scheduling. 20 minutes. We're already 50 minutes delayed. But do you think? He stops, he stops, like a kilometer away from the airport, there's a bus waiting for us. We have to get on a bus that'll take us to the airport. Standard. Fuck that shit. What the fuck? Just get me in the airport. I don't see. Exactly. Never in Sweden. We don't have a half the amount of terminals that Paris has. We still we still manage. We still man it's just simple. One goes here, one goes there. Time it. Here we go with in the bus, cramped as fuck, yeah, obviously, because everyone has to go on the same bus. Yep. We go down to uh go to a terminal, and it's not the terminal that was that was we were supposed to get off at. It's another one.

SPEAKER_07 15:24

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 15:25

We have 20 minutes. We were we haven't eaten all day. I've been uh awake all night because I wanted to sleep on the I barely got any sleep on the plane.

SPEAKER_06 15:33

How far was the flight?

SPEAKER_04 15:33

Two hours? Yeah, but it's not too bad, two hours, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 15:35

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 15:36

So I've been awake for a whole day at this point. I'm hungry as fuck. I just look at the clock. We have 20 minutes. Standard. Yeah, we it no, but we have 20 minutes till our next flight. Okay, yeah. No, yeah, we're gonna go. Gotta go ahead. Go ahead, sure. Go ahead. Uh so we're in the wrong terminal. Yeah. Like terminal three, we need to be in four. Have to fucking sprint our ass.

SPEAKER_06 15:57

Can I give you some credit?

SPEAKER_04 15:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 15:59

Sorry, I was just thinking about this. You know when I added the episodes? You got you got a very good pod voice.

SPEAKER_04 16:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 16:04

I don't got a good pod voice.

SPEAKER_04 16:06

A pod voice?

SPEAKER_06 16:07

Like uh Oh, welcome back to the Two Bros podcast. Plum pimp. Do I do I have a good pod voice? Really? One of my friends gave you cred for that one time. Damn, okay. He was like, oh, your friend. Oh, he didn't tell you though. He said your friend, speaking of you, he was like, oh, he's got a radio voice.

SPEAKER_04 16:23

Really?

SPEAKER_06 16:24

You kinda do. Not radio. Yeah, I don't know. But you gotta you gotta like a talk show voice.

SPEAKER_04 16:28

Okay, yeah. I'll take it. I don't have it. I'll take it. I don't have it. I don't feel it. Yeah, it's only I think it's my accent that I need to work on. It's rather I am telling you. Yeah, I know it's better than oh way better than most of Sweden, but yeah. Anyways, we make it in time. Thank fuck, five minutes left. We go for departure before they close the gate. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, we had I think one and a half hours good to go uh I don't know how to say uh that margin, yeah. Margin, exactly. One and a half hour margin to get to that place if we met it on time. Five minutes is all we had left to make it sweaty, hungry, haven't eaten a thing.

SPEAKER_06 17:09

I'd be so mad. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 17:11

I was so pissed. And then the only thing I'll give our friends that was nice, they don't have three rows like this, they have two rows and then three rows. So people that uh book a lot of people, they sit over here in the three rows and maybe on some double rows. But me and my dad, we can just sit together. We don't need the middle seat guy or be the middle seat guy. We just have two spaces to uh just sit with each other. That's nice. I like that. I like that. Yeah, so anyways, it the flight takes off on time at least. We get to Toulouse, and then that's just this is not Air France, but it just pissed me. I haven't eaten, I haven't barely slept. I'm getting up. You know the whole thing when you're getting up from a plane, from your uh going into the aisle, getting your bag and leaving, right? So my dad, he's just he's standing up right here. I'm sitting on the edge, like ready to leave. We both have our bags on, we had just the hand baggage, we're good to go. Yeah. A guy behind me, like sitting right here, yeah. My dad is the next in turn to just start walking down. So I stand up to get behind him and go with him. This guy goes out of his way to block my exit. I have my bag. He stands and blocks me and starts uh fucking with his bags. No reason. I if I just went, you could have done the same thing.

SPEAKER_06 18:31

It's genuinely for these types of situations. I wanna know combat sports. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 18:37

No, you know what I did. Genuinely, I was so you know me, you know when you said yeah, you don't give yeah, but when you say yeah, I don't give a fuck, I'm like, yeah, I'm chill, whatever. Uh yeah, I don't I don't care about stuff. Not about being chill. Believe me. Yeah, I don't care about stuff, really. But this just pissed me off. I mean I was so fucking tired and hungry. So I just shoved him away. You did? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shoved him with my arm. Jim down No, no, no, not done yet.

SPEAKER_05 19:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 19:04

He goes the extra mile. He goes again. Even harder. Badass! Yeah, even harder. How old is he? No, he's like 30. He's like proclamation. Yeah, 30. He has, you know, skinny fucking what are these pants called?

SPEAKER_06 19:17

Uh costume pants.

SPEAKER_04 19:18

Yeah, costume pants. Yeah. Suit pants. Yeah, suit pants, brown fucking skin tight suit pants, and a fucking Oh my god, he looks so fucking ugly. Oh my god. He just stands there, just pushes me aside, I push him back, he goes the extra mile, pushes me back behind him. Like, and I'm I'm genuinely I'm I'm speaking, no, I'm speaking in Swedish. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck off me. No, no, he was French. But but guess I'm because I'm mad. I'm just speaking, I'm just screaming at him in Swedish.

SPEAKER_06 19:49

But a Swedish man, yeah, Swedish mad is all the back.

SPEAKER_03 19:53

That's exactly I'm standing there like you fucking dipshit, what the fuck are you doing?

SPEAKER_04 19:57

Yeah, and he starts speaking to me in French. Like fucking he tries to speak back to me.

SPEAKER_07 20:06

That's gotta be racist.

SPEAKER_04 20:08

Yes, yeah, my bad. Yeah. No, he starts bitching back at me, and I'm like, I'm fucking No, no, I didn't. I didn't. No, he fucking. I guess, yeah. But I'm with my dad. I I saw my dad, he did one of these. You know, looking around the place. He all he had already walked away. For sure. So he did one of these, and then he just saw the guy coming towards him, and he just gave him a look and were like, what happened? I was like, that that guy was just a fucking asshole. I don't know. But Jesus Christ. You got you got control because I'd probably fucking. No, I know, I know, but I'm in another country, I'm on a family trip. That's fair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 20:40

But you see, after say, say he blocks me. I do that. When I do that and he does it back, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:46

I'd have to jump out. No, I was thinking about it the whole time. I'd have to jump him out. We went into the car, the whole car ride. All I was thinking about was like, oh my god. So I just should have fucking clocked the guy in the head. Oh my god, that would have felt so good. Blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_06 20:59

Even if the guy was physically superior, I just gotta get it.

SPEAKER_04 21:03

Yeah, he was not. He was not.

SPEAKER_06 21:04

He was not. Nah, no. Was he a tiny tiny Napoleon?

SPEAKER_04 21:07

Yeah, skinny, a little shorter than me. Skinny. Very skinny. I could have fucking snapped him in half. Yeah, okay, yeah, whatever. Yeah. Rolled over him. Okay, sure. And when I'm in the car, I'm sitting there, I'm already mad.

SPEAKER_07 21:19

No, I that wasn't my. I looked because you said slightly shorter than you.

SPEAKER_03 21:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 21:24

And skinny.

SPEAKER_03 21:25

Yeah. Okay. I'm slightly shorter than you.

SPEAKER_04 21:28

Kinda, kinda your build. Kind of. I'm slightly shorter than you. And I'm skinny. I'm stronger than you though. No, I don't know. But that when you went to the gym, who won? I don't know. Tell them who won. I don't know. We didn't do it. Shut the fuck up. Who could pull mode? We didn't do a contest. If you said it was a contest, maybe we'll fuck up.

SPEAKER_07 21:46

I swear to God. I will eat I will I'll I will make you come. Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_04 21:54

Fucking loser. Yeah. Another YouTube video. In the future. Yeah, we'll do a strength test.

SPEAKER_06 21:58

Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. Way you're supposed to be way stronger than me.

SPEAKER_04 22:02

Yeah, I know. You got 20 kilogram kilograms for me. I know. And I weigh 100 by now. Okay, yeah, anyways. In the I gotta I gotta speed up the story because it's taken time.

SPEAKER_06 22:11

No, no, go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 22:11

Yeah, I'm in the car. I'm I'm calming down from the situation. Like, okay, I'm finally I'm good, I'm here, I'm with my family. We're going to this dope ass house that he bought. It's gonna be fine.

SPEAKER_03 22:22

Who the fuck says dope ass?

SPEAKER_04 22:23

I don't know, it just sounded good.

SPEAKER_03 22:25

Alright, I don't know. It's lit. I love that pencil.

SPEAKER_06 22:36

Dope ass house. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, you showed me a video. Dope ass house.

SPEAKER_04 22:41

Yeah, it was. It was so cool. It was actually a dope ass house. It was really nice. Anyways, I'm sitting in the car.

SPEAKER_06 22:46

Did you swim in the pool? Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_04 22:47

Yeah. Yeah. He had a fucking he had uh, you know, a pool floaty that you lay in, and then you have a drink holder in the pool. Oh. So I laying there with my beard. The sun is out. Oh my god. Yeah, I swear to God, it was so nice. But then I'm sitting in the car. We're on our way there. Yeah. I'm calming down. And I'm like, okay, let me just look something up. Whatever on my phone.

SPEAKER_06 23:09

No fucking way. No fucking way. No way.

SPEAKER_04 23:13

You know that feeling.

SPEAKER_05 23:16

Oh yeah. This is happening.

SPEAKER_04 23:18

You know, I put my web vest on the side. I was like searching like manically through it.

SPEAKER_05 23:22

Believe me. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 23:23

We are. The car ride is one and a half hours away from the airport. We're on like the last 20 minutes of the car ride. We're not going back. We're not turning around right now.

SPEAKER_06 23:35

But you know, that happened to me once. And I it was my iPad, not this one. Another iPad. I did forget it.

SPEAKER_01 23:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 23:42

They got services for that shit. They take that shit, hold it. You come back, you're like, yo, have you seen uh blah blah blah blah? You're like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 23:49

Hit it, hit the code, you're good. But the thing is, like with your AirPods, people could just snap sessions. It's an airport. It's unfortunate.

SPEAKER_04 24:00

Nobody's gonna fuck it. But the thing is, AirPods, you can take that shit. Nobody will ever know. Taking an iPhone is pretty risky. Anyways, I I internalized it because I didn't wanna fuck up their time right now. I'm gonna I'm gonna uh act like I r forgot it when we get home, right? When we can just calm down at the pool and then yeah, I don't want to put pressure on him to turn around and stuff like that. So I'm just internalizing it. Then when I do say it, he's a fucking Platinum Express gold serving member of Air France, apparently.

SPEAKER_06 24:35

Your uncle.

SPEAKER_04 24:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 24:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 24:36

So he just he just calls him up. They're like, Oh, we need the booking code from the actual name on the booking. So my dad's call my dad calls him and they're like, Yeah, we found a phone on the plane. Just come pick it up at the airport.

SPEAKER_06 24:49

Okay, so you get you went back?

SPEAKER_04 24:51

Yeah, we went back the day after because just chilling, yeah. It was fucking oh my god, I'm such a phone addict. When you don't have your own. I was gonna ask, you know, when you're when I was in the pool and talking with them, I was catching up with him. I I didn't know. You wanted to like yeah, exactly. You yeah, no, you're like a crack at you start feeling your pockets in your you start like like looking for it on the table, and then you're like, oh fuck, I don't have it. Yeah, just just I would just want to check my just my messages, just real quick, real quick. Nah, yeah, I don't got it. And then I kinda it was kind of nice because I didn't feel like I needed it like at any point. It was always like I'm looking for it. Yeah, exactly. It was nice, it was nice either way. So we go back, we get the shit. They were like, they didn't even ask me to put in the code or anything. They're like, This is your phone? Yep, pay 12 euros, and you'll get it. The fuck? Okay, sure. I guess.

SPEAKER_06 25:44

Ah and they don't even confirm that is yours?

SPEAKER_04 25:47

No, you could buy an iPhone, you could go up to them and be like, Yeah, we talked about it after, like, you could go every week and be like, Black iPhone. You got it? Yeah, you got it. Oh shit, yeah, thank you.

SPEAKER_06 25:57

When you start a business, exactly. But weren't they like, were you guys the uh who the guys who called?

SPEAKER_04 26:02

No, no, no, no. Oh no, uh, actually, my my uncle spay uh spoke in French to them. So I don't know. Yeah, he speaks very good French, yeah. Fluent.

SPEAKER_06 26:12

Yeah, that's cool.

SPEAKER_04 26:13

That is cool, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 26:14

How long did uh has he has he lived there, by the way?

SPEAKER_04 26:16

Uh I think about five years. Around five years, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 26:21

And he he's a solid level French.

SPEAKER_04 26:22

Yeah, he's solid level French, yeah. So he was just our translator the whole trip.

SPEAKER_06 26:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:26

Uh anyways, yeah. On to another another segment that came to the.

SPEAKER_06 26:31

Well, how are you supposed to know how good he is? You don't understand French.

SPEAKER_04 26:34

Yeah, I guess no, but you can understand when the flow of the conversation. It's not like it's not like that. Point of view, that fucking Salamanca. Okay, yeah. No, but then we get to the house, and this is where I wanted to ask you. What this is the first time I've tried expensive food. He went all out for our arrival.

SPEAKER_06 26:54

Define expensive.

SPEAKER_04 26:55

So I was gonna ask you, do you fuck with more with cheap or expensive food? It's kind of a dumb question, but what I mean with cheap food is like comfort food, fast food, all of the like diet food, like the the daily norm.

SPEAKER_06 27:08

I obviously prefer the daily norm. Because remember we went to that Michelin Star restaurant. Yeah, when we finished, we're like, I would really want to go for some McDonald's chicken wings. Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_04 27:18

Yeah, right? Exactly.

SPEAKER_06 27:19

But the thing is, obviously the the expensive food is better, yeah, but you can't you don't want it in higher doses.

SPEAKER_04 27:26

You need it in small amounts. Yeah. Because when we came in, I'll tell you what we got. He put glasses of champagne with caviar pancakes, Russian caviar. Okay, never had it. Seen it all over the place, never had it. Sturgeon caviar. Puts that out.

SPEAKER_06 27:44

I've never had caviar.

SPEAKER_04 27:45

I never me neither. Me neither. I really want to disappoint that. And then he put out Frogois.

SPEAKER_06 27:51

Fragois.

SPEAKER_04 27:51

Fragois. That is it's uh duck liver. The fancy uh they do at like French restaurants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the duck liver. Yeah, he put that out, and then he was like, Oh, and for dinner we have this bone-in dry, dry age steak that we're gonna grill. My god. Oh my god, I love I know I love it. I know that's all I could. I was like, I ate meatballs, meatles, meatballs, and and spaghetti for lunch. Like yesterday. Yeah. The fuck is this? We need my spaghetti. He he got us that, and then uh the day after, I'm just gonna go over quickly what we ate. He made us oysters with uh jumbo shrimp and then sword grilled swordfish for dinner. Never had swordfish, it was delicious, it was really good. And then Did you say swordfish? Swordfish, yeah. Fucking awesome with the fins? Yeah, yeah, that one. That's fucking crazy. The fastest, the fastest, I think, uh black marlin is the fastest. Fastest sea animal. Yeah, I think. It's a species of yeah, swordfish. I think crazy. It was so good. It was like a s you know how the best way I could describe it, it's a steak. It's like a steak. You grill it, it has the mouthfeel of a steak almost, but then fish taste. I don't know what the else behind short.

SPEAKER_06 29:12

You know what I want to do? I saw KSI once. He had like a they they had a tuna, yeah, opened it up, just put a spoon and eat. Yeah, you want to do that. In Kurdistan, shout out Kurdistan. I love Kurdistan. Yeah, there's a place you can go to, they catch the fish in front of you. They have like a aquari not aquarium, but like a container for the fish. Yeah, they catch it in front of you, kill it, grill it, come out, yeah, squeeze a little bit on it, and with your hands. It doesn't get more raw.

SPEAKER_04 29:38

You saw it get killed, and now you're yes, as fresh as it gets, basically. Yeah, my god.

SPEAKER_06 29:43

Genuinely some of the best food I've ever eaten. Love that shit so much.

SPEAKER_04 29:47

Let me let me think. If did I write down more what I ate? It was the swordfish and the oysters and everything like that. You thank your unk. We're like my boy. For sure. I was like, yeah, we we I I could never have imagined that he would pull that shit out.

SPEAKER_06 30:03

You know, one of my one of my unks could do the same shit. He doesn't he could buy the expensive food and be like, Yo, Mila!

SPEAKER_04 30:10

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah. But he was like, nah, he was like, Yeah, of course, the family's visiting, I gotta do this, but like, how much does this shit cost? He was like, No, the the Russian caviar, yeah, just traded a bottle of wine for it. My friend has uh has a farm. What? What your friend has a wine farm? No, no, uh caviar farm. He traded he traded a bottle of wine for uh a caviar tape.

SPEAKER_06 30:33

By the way, they're not even called wine farms, they're called wineries. Yeah, wineries, yeah. Yeah, I wasn't referring to a wine, I'm not stupid. I was referring to a winery, okay. You can't grow you grow grapes, but not the liquid. Yeah, yeah. Um so he has a friend that has a caviar farm. Imagine your friend has a caviar farm.

SPEAKER_04 30:51

Yeah, he just he just fucking gets it for free. I know someone who has a weed farm. Oh, yeah, that's pretty cool. Marijuana. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_06 30:58

That's cool too, right?

SPEAKER_04 30:59

Yeah. Drugs. Legally, not here in Sweden, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh what was I gonna say? No, but caviar. It's you you've heard the description of how it tastes, right?

SPEAKER_06 31:10

Salty, very salty.

SPEAKER_04 31:11

Like the sea. Like the sea. Which is very salty, by the way. But cup uh paired with like cream fish and like this little pancake thing, it was really quam fleisch, yeah. Very good. Very good at least.

SPEAKER_07 31:25

You better believe this fat piece of shit ate everything.

SPEAKER_04 31:28

Yeah, sure did. You want some more? Or don't mind me? Yeah, don't mind me. No, actually, yeah, that was the thing. When you eat caviar, you can have one, but then the second one is half as good as the first one. You can have a lot of it. Yeah, you can huh?

SPEAKER_06 31:44

Diminishing return. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 31:46

I think yeah, I don't know, some fact joke. I don't know. Something like that.

SPEAKER_06 31:50

I gotta stop with the fact joke.

SPEAKER_07 31:52

You're getting traumatized.

SPEAKER_04 31:53

Then then he had, yeah, the foie with uh truffle oil.

SPEAKER_06 31:57

But what did you think of, Kev? Did you fuck with it?

SPEAKER_04 31:59

Yeah, yeah, I love it. Yeah, have you tried oysters? Kinda, yeah. Nah. It's good as good as fuck, too. It's so good. We tried them too. I've tried I did try oysters before coming there, but they're so good. They're so good. I love I love really? Yeah. Isn't it like slime? It is, it is like a slimy texture that you can chew, and but you gotta pair it with you gotta put hot sauce, pickled uh pickled onion, and then vinegar on it, and it's fine. It's really good.

SPEAKER_06 32:26

That's good, that sounds good.

SPEAKER_04 32:28

Yeah, it is. That sounds so good. But uh yeah, caviar was the wildest thing. Never tried it before. Yeah, I could imagine. That's the point I wanted to get to. Cheap versus expensive food. Obviously, we eat what we eat on a day-to-day basis because it's it's what we can afford. We can afford, but it works well. It works like it's if you ate steak.

SPEAKER_06 32:45

If I could afford steaks every day, I'd eat steaks every day.

SPEAKER_04 32:47

Yeah, yeah, I think yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's the thing that's universally it's so good. That's the best thing you can eat, I think. Steaks, yeah, steaks is my favorite food. Steaks is top tier. Yeah, it's my favorite food, I think. But like caviar, I could not eat more than once a week, I don't think. It's very potent and very powerful. I don't know. It's like, yeah, it's not for me in that way, I don't think. But it's I don't have the money to back that statement up.

SPEAKER_06 33:12

It's good to say I've tasted caviar.

SPEAKER_04 33:14

Yeah. Experience, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Oh my god. Where anyways, yeah. We tried some awesome food there, went to some restaurants, and then time to go back. Air France. But a question Were you like the third wheel? No, no. Sometimes, sometimes when we're doing the Because they're brothers, yeah, they love each other. Yeah, exactly. They're boys, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 33:35

And you're just the shitty son.

SPEAKER_04 33:37

Yeah, I guess.

SPEAKER_06 33:38

Or were you the question is were you the shitty son? The third character.

SPEAKER_04 33:41

No, no, no, no, no. We were all hanging out all the time. It was awesome. It was real nice. Or they made you believe it. Yeah, I guess, yeah, whatever, man. Yeah, sure. Now it was really cool.

SPEAKER_00 33:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:52

Time comes, we have to leave. We go back to Toulouse Airport. No. Don't lie to me. I did not cry to you.

SPEAKER_06 33:58

So you didn't fuck with your unc to that level.

SPEAKER_04 34:00

I loved him, yeah. It was awesome. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 34:02

Love is a strong word.

SPEAKER_04 34:04

It's family, man. What the fuck? So you love him. You love him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 34:08

So you get you your heart beats when you think of him.

SPEAKER_04 34:12

I guess. I I don't know. Maybe maybe not. I don't.

SPEAKER_06 34:15

What do you feel?

SPEAKER_04 34:17

Yeah, he's a couple. No, no, no. No, no. Can I just get to the story? Yeah, can I get it? Can I just get to the we get to Toulouse Airport. We're gonna board Air France again. Nice, yeah, nice. This time they wanted us to pay for the two-seater place. We didn't get it automatically. Extra fee, yeah. Yeah, extra fee. Yeah, like 50 euros. Just to switch seats.

SPEAKER_06 34:40

50 50 euros!

SPEAKER_04 34:42

Yep, yep, yep, yep. 50 euros! We're there, we are there. I'm gonna start swinging. Yeah, but there was no check in either. Oh yeah, oh the app and everything. It's not important, but it's they just had a very shitty app.

SPEAKER_06 34:55

Yeah, shout out Ryanair. Their app is safe, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 34:57

I just gotta say, that's what I wanted to get to too. You may people shit on Ryanair. Ryanair has gotten me to every destination I book with them on time.

SPEAKER_06 35:06

How many times have you taken Ryanair though?

SPEAKER_04 35:08

Four times.

SPEAKER_06 35:09

Back for, back forth, back. I've gone back forth. Two times. Yeah. Two times.

SPEAKER_04 35:14

No, no, back forth, like six times. Backforth. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_06 35:17

So on three separate occasions, essentially. Essentially.

SPEAKER_04 35:20

Yeah, but yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 35:22

Norwegian was awesome.

SPEAKER_04 35:24

Norwegian, yeah, but that's Norwegian. Yeah, that's Norwegian. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 35:27

Have you ever taken uh sauce?

SPEAKER_04 35:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 35:30

I think I've taken sauce.

SPEAKER_04 35:31

You know what they do? Go ahead. When it's uh when you're traveling at night, they just dim the lights and play uh nice music in the background. Have you taken Qatar? No.

SPEAKER_06 35:41

I've taken Qatar.

SPEAKER_04 35:42

Qatar Airways, no. They're good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 35:45

Have you taken Emirates? No, I want to take the Emirates. Have you tried it? Yeah, but not business classes. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. My auntie has taken business classes.

SPEAKER_04 35:55

She said it was exquisite.

SPEAKER_06 35:57

What do you think? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think it's worth it, but no, no, for sure not.

SPEAKER_04 36:01

But it it's gotta be worth your time if you're gonna book it. Or it's gotta be an experience.

SPEAKER_06 36:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 36:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:06

Uh, anyways, yeah, we got on. No, we don't get on. We arrive at the terminal. It was we were there early. We don't want to get stuck in France. We also, you know, we've been hanging out with our uncle the whole time. We want to give him some space, and like he has his mother coming in in like a few hours. So we want to mother. Yeah. Isn't that a big thing? Yeah, they have no, but they have separate mothers. Same dad, yes, separate mothers. Yeah, exactly. So he he's gotta prepare for his mother coming down, he's gotta clean his place up, chill a little bit. You know, we we wanna leave him some space, and we wanna be on time at the airport.

SPEAKER_06 36:37

Is it mom Swedish too?

SPEAKER_04 36:38

Uh yeah. Okay. Uh so we arrive at the airport like three hours early. No cues, no nothing, as usual. What time was the flight? Uh departure. What was it? Like I think 4 p.m., something like that. Okay, yeah, sure. We arrive at like yeah, around 12. Uh around uh 1, I mean. So three hours. We just kill time, you know, go eat something, go through the tax through uh tax-free, check stuff out. Yeah, duty free, exactly. Check out the airport. Then when we get to the when it's time duty free, by the way, it's supposed to be cheap.

SPEAKER_06 37:14

People say it's supposed to be cheap. Dude, I wanted to buy a when I went to Poland. I wanted to buy a bag of smarties, candy, chocolates, right? Nine dollars.

SPEAKER_04 37:23

Oh my god, yeah. When you buy them for two dollars, yeah. Exactly. What does duty free mean? It doesn't it's always more expensive. Sure, they remove tax, right?

SPEAKER_06 37:31

Yeah, but they just raise the price.

SPEAKER_04 37:33

Yeah, yeah, no, but my my dad actually he wanted to buy like a nice bottle of alcohol, right? Yeah, yeah. So he checked it out and then he went on the website what it would cost in Sweden. Heavily taxed in Sweden, heavily taxed on alcohol. He checks and he's like, yo, this is this is more expensive than Sweden. What the fuck is do- what does duty free mean? It's a scam. It's just a scam.

SPEAKER_06 37:54

I think the only the only instances where I've seen that they're they have like good deals are their perfumes.

SPEAKER_04 38:01

Everything else is trash. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. And then it's uh just all the travel pack can in any way. Uh anyway, yeah. We get to the gate, it's time to board. We'll we're tired. Oh damn, yeah. Just quick. We get there, the plane comes in, they start when we're gonna board, they start unloading the passengers from that from that plane. When we're gonna board.

unknown 38:27

Okay?

SPEAKER_04 38:28

Oh, wait, wait, wait. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 38:29

That happened to me.

SPEAKER_04 38:30

Ryan there. Fuck it, sucks. Yeah. We just have to wait there. Yeah. Okay. Now uh firetruck and an ambulance is pulling up. Alright. Seven dead bodies rolled out. No, somebody's rolled out into the ambulance. Alright, yeah, that's cool. Yep, let's get her show on the road. Yep, come on. Let's get it going. Let's show on the road. Someone's burned to death. Somebody's dead, but let's get it going.

SPEAKER_07 38:51

I gotta go play Fortnite.

SPEAKER_04 38:53

Yeah, but yeah, but we have another overlay in Paris, so we gotta make that. Transit. Transit, okay. No, I don't know. I don't know either. Yeah. Oh no. The fucking machine that scans your boarding pass is broken. Oh, there's only one in this per uh particular gate. Oh my god. We gotta fix this. Get everyone on this. Okay. Some people get through. It fucks up again. Awesome. Alright, we're through. Oh, there's a queue, they haven't cleaned the plane. Now we have like five minutes. Like we we are calculating the time. And you know when they say how long the flight is gonna take? That's the optimal time. That's like the best best case scenario is how fast. So we're like, best case scenario is we have ten minutes to get to the other gate. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 39:47

Dude, if this happens during our Japan trip, I'll kill people. Yeah. That's a joke. But I'll kill people in GTA. I'll kill people. Yeah, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_04 39:56

I was so fucking it was so horrible. And then obviously, two crying babies. Fucking awesome. Yeah, I'm guessing I guess I'm not sleeping on this flight either. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 40:06

You don't got airpods there? No, you can't noise.

SPEAKER_04 40:09

I can't hear a helicopter landing next to me. I can hear this fucking baby in my ear. I can hear him all the time. Those there? Yeah. You cannot. No, okay. Yeah, maybe.

SPEAKER_06 40:18

Those are the Sony WH, of course. Whatever the fuck.

SPEAKER_04 40:21

Yeah. Okay. Just quickly, quick, quickly want to get through it. Arrive in arrive in Paris. Have to take another fucking bus over. We have five minutes. We run our ass off. Could you just reimagine how you ran? No, no. Okay.

unknown 40:39

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 40:40

Well, face to face to you. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm not doing the no no no. This is what you're getting. This is what you're getting. We get to the gate. Sweaty as fuck. We're asking. Okay. Reimagine. I'm trying to speedrun through this. You're fucking me up. Like, did we make it? They're like, oh no. We switched the terminal. The terminal.

SPEAKER_07 41:00

Alright, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:03

Yeah. The terminal. Yeah. The fucking terminal. Alright.

SPEAKER_04 41:09

Fucking book it the other way. We made it. You know why? The only the only uh reason we made it? Because the other flight that we were gonna get on was also fucking one hour late. It was also late, one hour. So we had to wait there again. Oh yeah, so it's just a shit show everywhere. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Then we wait another hour in Paris. Well, we're so fucking done with this shit. We get on the uh get through the gate. They're like go down the stairs, not through here. But but the plane is over here. Why do we got another Oh another bus? Yes! Yes! Another bus!

SPEAKER_06 41:43

You're over exaggerating. It's not that bad.

SPEAKER_04 41:47

It is. It just takes to a plane. The plane is here. No, but I'm gonna say the bus, we get on it. You know where the bus takes us?

SPEAKER_03 41:56

Back to the same fucking plane that we were on! Back to the same plane! They took us back. The one that just landed. That's why it was delayed another hour.

SPEAKER_07 42:09

But they do just donuts.

SPEAKER_03 42:11

That's what he has a plan. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 42:14

So we get on the same plane again, another set of seats. Like oh, again, we gotta do the thing. We just let the other person have the window seat so we could sit together and have the aisle. Uh and then yeah, try to sleep, get home at oh yeah, we were late home too, like an hour. Like 1 a.m. back in Stockholm. And thank thank the Lord for my other uncle. He felt bad for us, he heard about this. So he came and picked us up at uh the airport so we didn't have to get a taxi or whatever. Okay. So he he actually at 1 a.m. drove me back home. Fucking love that loved that out of him. Yeah, yeah. That's just G shit. G shit. He had no reason to do it. No, not the. Well, he is your uncle, to be fair, but yeah, I get it. I get it. He could have just he it was his idea. He just called us. Oh, how's it going? Yeah, it's going shit. Yeah, I'm gonna pick you up.

SPEAKER_06 43:04

How do you think it will go if you called me to pick you up?

SPEAKER_04 43:09

So uh I'm kinda I'm kinda stuck here at uh Orland Airport. Uh you think maybe uh you know you got a new car and everything, you know. Yo. My Michael. Yo, this thing oh this thing we good no fucking love him for love him for uh driving me out the back home. Yeah passion, yeah. That was passion, yeah. He fucking did me as well. You reimagine the passion. No, I'm not gonna reimagine passion. And then yeah, that was it. Then I'm home. Fuck fuck Air France. Fuck I hope I never have to fly with him again because it was a shit show all the way through. Uh and yeah, fucking love love love the south of France though. Love that.

SPEAKER_07 43:51

Please let's do a 72 hour Air France prank on this bitch.

SPEAKER_02 43:58

Oh my god. Not again.

SPEAKER_06 44:00

Not again. Not again. No, but did you have a good time with your dad in Australia? Oh yeah, it was so good. That's the main part.

SPEAKER_04 44:06

Yeah, it was so good. We went to we went to because it's almost at the Spanish border, so we went down to Spain actually. Okay. And went to went to the sea there. Just had a nice time at the beach in Spain. Went back. Went into the mountains. I showed you some pictures of the mountains. I did not. No, I did not. I'll have to pay dearly, I think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:30

But that was it. That was it? Good trip. Good trip. Very nice. No, that was a honestly 8.5 out of 10. It was. It was. The whole day was just awesome. It was so good.

SPEAKER_06 44:43

I could see Grand Canoria was 7.5. And we did a lot.

SPEAKER_04 44:46

Yeah. Yeah, but this this was different. We had a car. Yeah, that's fair. We could just go.

SPEAKER_06 44:51

Remember you wanted to drive us in Grand Canoria. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_04 44:53

No, yeah, no way. Instant impact. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 44:56

No, dude. Awesome. Trips are always awesome.

SPEAKER_04 44:59

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 44:59

Always.

SPEAKER_04 45:02

Taking up trips. Oh. Just thinking the the only one I've I've offered a lot for this. I said no to all the other ones, but it's worth it. Oh Japan. Bro, obviously. Obviously.

SPEAKER_06 45:13

Obviously. But you know what? Where we have to, me and you, where we have to go along with our friends.

SPEAKER_04 45:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 45:18

When we've done Japan, next goal is Las Vegas, my boy. Oh yeah. We gotta do Las Vegas. Yeah, man. Oh my god. We gotta do Vegas. But not for any reasons you might think. No, exactly not. We're going to Vegas for the nature. For the nature. No. I wanted to talk about uh this is a very probably relatable topic for you as well.

SPEAKER_01 45:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 45:45

Spending more money than you can afford.

SPEAKER_01 45:47

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 45:47

And not rationalizing your spending. For example, we're coming towards the end of the month. I barely have any money left. Yeah. Barely. And I'm going. Me and you, whenever we meet up to film, we eat. We eat out, right? Exactly. So that's money. Tomorrow I'm going to the cinemas.

SPEAKER_04 46:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 46:04

In two days I'm eating my cousin. And we're gonna eat out. Not like me and you. We're gonna eat out out. Oh, like a good place. Yeah, exactly. So I gotta have money, right? And I'm such a smart human. Yeah. So I'm like, I wake up in the morning, I realize I'm kinda I'm not even fully, I'm kinda out of breakfast.

SPEAKER_04 46:24

Oh shit, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 46:25

I'm kinda. I could crack, I could make conjure something up. But subway is here. Yeah, it's just around the corner. I just want I just want some chicken teriyaki with some some cucumber.

SPEAKER_04 46:39

Yeah, I want it driven to me right now in the rain.

SPEAKER_02 46:41

Yeah, I wanna I don't want to leave my house. I want I want a tip extra for the delivery. I want some subway.

SPEAKER_06 46:48

So I don't order because everything is oh yeah, it's close by, yeah. Yeah. I just go spend fifteen dollars on a f on a on a full-length sandwich.

SPEAKER_04 46:57

Do you know how good it tastes in the moment though? Yeah. In the moment.

SPEAKER_06 47:00

I eat it. You know wh why I'm so stupid. Genuinely, I'm I I don't try I'm not trying to toot my own horn, but I I plan things very very well. As you know, I plan things very much. Even with this podcast, I always I'm very strict on you when it comes to clips. But you know what I'm saying, right? This I'm so stupid.

SPEAKER_04 47:22

Oh yeah. Because you know I'm the same though, I'm the same.

SPEAKER_06 47:25

I spent the $15. I'm I'm like, yo, I'll solve it later. I'll move some money around. It'll make sense. It'll make sense. It does not. And then you do this five times, and all your money's gone. Yep. All your money's gone.

SPEAKER_04 47:36

Five mils, that's about 60 bucks almost. That's fucking insane.

SPEAKER_06 47:41

More probably.

SPEAKER_04 47:42

Yeah, yeah. And the thing is, oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 47:45

The thing is, I'm trying to hate on myself, but brother, we me and you we have similar budgets. Yeah. Eating out is like one fifth of our entire budget. Yeah. So I don't think it's we're being reckless, it's just we want some food sometimes. Yeah. And we're just too broke to afford it.

SPEAKER_04 48:03

You know, it feels good. Uh when you go get it yourself, it's kind of like uh it's a small accomplishment, but you at least did something. You know, I I stopped doing it. I haven't done it in like almost a year. Ordered on uh storage. Yeah. One, it's too expensive, and then two, food is cold, it's yeah, it's I did that all the time, but now because we got restaurants. Exactly. Yeah, same for me. Yeah, but then uh when I I noticed when I started when I finished my meal, and I had paid for it, everything, yeah, and it's cold, it's whatever, you just feel like you got ass fucked. Definitely just all all that you think about all that money you spent, like $30 on a meal. What the fuck was I thinking? One meal, damn, and that was at the time when I was live when I didn't have rent, and I felt like that. And I So now, oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 48:53

And I think if I had more Okay, one would ask, okay, sure, you you don't have a lot of money to spend, so everything is significant to you. What happens if you get more money? Wouldn't you spend the equal amount in equal proportions? Go up, go up in scale. You get what I'm saying? Yeah, the same percentages. Say if you spend 30% of your monthly allowance on food outside when and your monthly allowance is 500 bucks, say when you have 5,000 bucks, you're still gonna spend 30%. You get what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 49:20

It is a valid, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 49:22

But all I want is just to afford Subway and McDonald's sometimes.

SPEAKER_05 49:27

Exactly.

SPEAKER_06 49:28

I I really don't think I genuinely don't think if I had like a monthly allowance of 5,000 bucks, yeah, I would not even nearly spend it all on money. I I I would go out more because I could afford it, yeah, but I wouldn't go crazy.

SPEAKER_04 49:42

No, no, really wouldn't. Yeah, I think I don't know if it it definitely scales, but I think it scales to a point, right? It doesn't like because at a point like Yeah, yeah, you have too much money.

SPEAKER_06 49:52

So even if you spend 90% of your 5,000, you still got enough to buy food here and there.

SPEAKER_04 49:57

Yeah. Yeah. You just do. Yeah, for sure. You just yeah, exactly. I just don't want it. You know what I've I've been thinking about. I just want to be, I'm kind of like, it's the most I just want to be comfortable walking into a grocery store. And not calculating, not cal just picking stuff off the shelf, not thinking about it. Oh, this what's fresh today? What looks good today?

SPEAKER_06 50:19

But that doesn't mean you're stupid with your money, it just means you're comfortable.

SPEAKER_04 50:22

Yeah, you're comfortable.

SPEAKER_06 50:23

Walk in, okay, bag of candy and a drink. Let's go. Yeah, let's go.

SPEAKER_04 50:26

And not, okay, so wait, two plus five. This one is 50 grams, but this one is 50.5.

SPEAKER_06 50:32

It would just make sense for me to buy this one because it costs two dollars more.

SPEAKER_04 50:36

Oh, I hate it. I fucking hate it. But I get 50 grams more too. Oh, it's so ass. It's so fucking ass. I hate it so much. Because you look you look like I feel like a bum. What? I feel like a fucking bum.

SPEAKER_06 50:46

But monthly after you've paid rent and everything, how much do you need to be comfortable?

SPEAKER_04 50:50

How much uh spending money? Spending money. Uh it's about uh don't overdo it, but it's about 300.

SPEAKER_06 50:58

What?

SPEAKER_04 50:59

300 dollars.

SPEAKER_06 51:01

What what the fuck is he talking about? Are you comfortable with 300?

SPEAKER_04 51:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 51:06

Spending money throughout the month.

SPEAKER_04 51:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 51:09

300?

SPEAKER_04 51:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 51:13

What?

SPEAKER_04 51:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 51:15

Buying food, going out with friends.

SPEAKER_04 51:17

No, no, not buying grocery shopping, not going like that. Like, yeah, three, four hundred dollars, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 51:23

To go out with friends, to buy food outside.

SPEAKER_04 51:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 51:28

That means you would have to buy food outside.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

No, no, not comfortable. I overspend that. I sure, yeah, for sure I overspend that. You mean okay, on a standard month, what I spend on.

SPEAKER_06 51:39

But wait, let's let's analyze this. What the fuck do you mean? $300?

SPEAKER_04 51:42

I thought you meant what I could live on, what I could be comfortable with.

SPEAKER_06 51:46

What what would you just talked about you don't have to calculate? Yeah, exactly. How much would you need to just stop thinking about calculations?

SPEAKER_04 51:52

Oh my god, yeah, okay, okay. How much would I need for that?

SPEAKER_06 51:55

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04 51:56

Oh, now I get it. Yeah. In a month. Uh don't overdo it because there's a realistic number here.

unknown 52:03

Let me think.

SPEAKER_04 52:04

Like, I'm thinking I'm thinking three. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_06 52:09

You're way too high. I'm gonna be honest.

SPEAKER_04 52:11

3k.

SPEAKER_06 52:11

You're way off. 3k. You're way off.

SPEAKER_04 52:14

Then I'd be comfortable going around.

SPEAKER_06 52:15

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I need 1500.

SPEAKER_04 52:18

1500. I'm good on 1500. And you then you're comfortable just. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_06 52:23

Uh-huh. I trust myself.

SPEAKER_04 52:25

Okay, yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't. I I just wanna be when I grow sure stop. It's kind of a brave.

SPEAKER_06 52:31

If I have $1,500, if I have that for the month, I wouldn't I would not calculate.

SPEAKER_04 52:39

Three three hundred, but you yeah, oh my god, you mean mu money over, spending money over. After after rent and after everything like that. You're such a stupid. I perfected the statement for you.

SPEAKER_06 52:51

I don't fucking Okay, so do you get it now? Let me just clarify for the people. So this is the the optimum amount of money, so whereas you don't have to calculate your your your expenses after you've paid rent and all of your expenses, loans, rent, everything.

SPEAKER_04 53:07

I apologize. I'm stupid.

SPEAKER_06 53:08

For me, if I have $1,500, that's valid.

SPEAKER_04 53:12

I'm comfortable. That's what I mean with rent and everything. That's why I said $3k. Because then rents, everything's gonna be a good thing. You would essentially have the same. Exactly. So we're on the same level. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 53:21

I would honestly make do with a thousand dollars. I'm gonna keep it a buck.

SPEAKER_04 53:24

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Pure spending money, a thousand bucks.

SPEAKER_06 53:27

Yeah, sure. Pure spending money. I'm not accounting for savings and whatnot because you've that's already done. If I after savings, I have uh X amount uh 1,500? Exactly. Or 1,000. Actually 1,000, to be honest.

SPEAKER_04 53:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 53:40

Because now I I acknowledge I can live on 1,000, it goes to 1,000. Yeah. So 1,000 for me.

SPEAKER_04 53:45

But then uh yeah, but when you have when you have that extra 500 over, you're gonna you're gonna uh adjust your lifestyle lifestyle a bit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 53:54

I don't think I would too much. It wouldn't be that. But that's a fair point, though. You'll be like, let's go out two more times. I got a crisp 500. I know we're at the we're at the end of the pod. I wanna talk about something that might go lengthy, but we're already tired. Okay. So I'm gonna I'm gonna leave it to next. Let's save it. I'm gonna leave it because I know you're hungry as shit. Yeah, I am I am uh hungrier shit, obviously. And uh yeah, this has been a very French episode, which I did not intend for. Nope. But it was good, nevertheless. Uh fuck Air France for him.

SPEAKER_02 54:27

Yeah, fuck Air France. And if they want to sponsor us, though, I'll apologize a thousand times.

SPEAKER_06 54:33

Yeah, as always, I've been brought number one. I've been brought number two, and we've been the two bras. Thank you. Yeah, thank you.