Joining a HOA? : Two Brahs Podcast Episode 16

The Brahs talk about how to act when things get awkward. Later on they discuss the annoyance a HOA can be. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:00

You left your trash bin open. That's actually breaking HOH rule number 34. Oh my god. I'm I'ma kill ya. I'ma kill ya I'm I'm I am gonna kill ya. My day off.

SPEAKER_00 0:14

What would you do for the bras?

SPEAKER_04 0:20

And then he has his ad. I don't know why I have Spotify premium. Please just let me skip that shit. I skip his ad. Skip a little too far, and it's immediately, yeah, vaccine causes autism. Fucking aliens are real. Yeah, you should do DMT. It's the same conversation, man. We're talking about people people going missing. What the fuck? He's on what episode 1000? Yeah, and he oh yeah. You know what? People disappear. This is real, by the way, Bigfoot. And it turns out this guy was a Bigfoot enthusiast from the beginning. Yeah, I think he's an interdimensional being, yeah. Dude. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_02 0:58

If you listen to that shit, expecting to listen to the good shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:02

Yeah, man, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:03

You're gonna be disappointed. But you go into it thinking, oh yeah, I'm gonna have this.

SPEAKER_04 1:07

This is what it's gonna be about. Have you tried ayahuasca? Yeah, it is, it is. That's what I mean, it's fun. Yeah, it is fun, but it's too much, man. It's the whole episode. I wanted I wanted to hear I was in a different mood, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:21

Okay, what mood were you in?

SPEAKER_04 1:24

No, no, you're not gonna do that shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

You're fucking the shit out of me. You're not the Swedish man.

SPEAKER_02 1:36

No Man, should be crazy. But you know what's crazier is the shit?

unknown 1:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:41

Diarrhea.

SPEAKER_04 1:42

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:43

You fuck with that?

SPEAKER_04 1:45

No, I guess not, man. I guess not.

SPEAKER_02 1:47

You don't?

SPEAKER_04 1:48

No. We go on by the way, or are we thinking about it?

SPEAKER_02 1:57

Why are you breaking the fourth wall?

SPEAKER_04 2:00

I'm just trying to I'm just trying to know if I'm locked in or not. Sure, man, sure, sure. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, thank you guys. Yeah, yeah. You haven't taken your insulin shot yet. Oh my god, I'm not that fat. I'm not that fat.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

Oh shit! We back, baby! We back's a boost. Yo, yo, give me a boost. Fuck yeah, baby.

SPEAKER_02 2:37

You know there's a superhero called Our Man One Hour Man, I think. One hour man. Every day.

SPEAKER_00 2:44

Get it in here.

SPEAKER_02 2:45

He gets one he gets to use his superman powers for one hour. Oh shit. So imagine you're on uh minute 59 second 47. Oh yeah. Oh yeah? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:01

That's a fucking awkward superpower, man. Holy fuck. Oh yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna be back here tomorrow at 22.00. Oh yeah, don't let me catch you at 6 45 pm. Tomorrow. And you know he misses his window searching for the guy. Where the fuck are you? I only got five minutes of.

SPEAKER_03 3:30

One hour man.

SPEAKER_01 3:31

That's hard, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:37

Excuse my coughing. Uh I don't know what episode this is. It's whatever.

SPEAKER_04 3:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:43

We we live and we die.

SPEAKER_04 3:45

Probably 16, no.

SPEAKER_02 3:47

Dude, we're never supposed to say the episodes because we don't know when we fuck up and we don't fuck up. We don't know how good the episode is. Lift that shit up. Ten sorry is coming from Blood number two.

SPEAKER_04 4:00

No, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do it.

SPEAKER_02 4:02

Alright, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay. I wanted to talk about, you know, I'm done with my exams now.

SPEAKER_04 4:07

Okay, yeah, you're done.

SPEAKER_02 4:08

I'm free! Oh my god, dude. I'ma tell you one thing, and you're gonna get to know it real soon when you start studying. Uh-huh. When you're done with your exams, chains are broken. Oh yeah. This was the freedom Eren was talking about, my boy.

SPEAKER_04 4:24

But even when we went to school, we didn't do shit right. But even though we didn't do anything or try, it just felt nice. Just freedom. We don't have to tr attempt to try. Or feel guilty. Yeah, we don't have to feel guilty. That's it.

SPEAKER_02 4:36

But it's especi it's especially strong when you study every day. And then you don't have to do anything.

SPEAKER_04 4:42

Oh yeah. By the way, do you get a summer break or is it just break until next time?

SPEAKER_02 4:47

I don't get no breaks.

SPEAKER_04 4:48

You don't get breaks.

SPEAKER_02 4:54

But do the freedom? Awesome. And when you start a new course, it's like chill. Oh yeah, exactly. But it's towards the end, it gets crazy. But the best feeling is you know, waking up or no, going to sleep knowing you don't have to do action. Oh my god. I can just do nothing. I just I just laid in bed today. That's all I did. And it was so blissful. My mind was quiet because I didn't have to worry about anything. I just laid there, listening, you know, to the car sounds and everything. Awesome.

SPEAKER_04 5:25

Yeah, just go out to the balcony, just have some breakfast. Just yeah, just I can just fuck off today. Yeah, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 5:31

It's such a nice feeling. And honestly, I think it's right now in life, it's probably top five feelings.

SPEAKER_04 5:40

Yeah. But you know, you you have those periods where you feel like you don't get any breaks. It's just new thing, new thing, new thing, new thing every day. Like, yeah, you just you don't have a normal routine. Like you all it's different every day, some new bullshit every day. But then when you finally like just tone out and you get back into your routine and you have nothing to do for a whole day. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 6:04

Routines are sick, honestly. I don't I hate when things aren't organized.

SPEAKER_04 6:09

Oh yeah. I hate it.

SPEAKER_02 6:10

It pisses me off. I actually hate it. That's just stressful.

SPEAKER_04 6:12

It's just stressful.

SPEAKER_02 6:13

Very stressful. Hate that shit. With all my heart. No, but exam season. Because you know, towards the end, it's it's so much stress. Oh my god, do I remember this? Oh, how do I do this? Yada yada yada. And it's such a it's such a contrast to when it's and when it when it's done.

SPEAKER_04 6:28

You just but uh I guess you get way more satisfaction when you actually try, when you actually put your everything into it, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:35

Especially when you see your grades too, you get happy.

SPEAKER_04 6:38

Oh yeah, happy about grades, yeah. I couldn't imagine. Holy fuck.

SPEAKER_02 6:41

But you've never studied. Yeah, I've never studied, yeah, but my god. Yeah, so it really doesn't really matter too. No. Well you uh one of my boys was taking the same classes as me, didn't study anything, got disappointed because he didn't get good results. What the fuck do you think?

SPEAKER_04 6:54

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

What the fuck do you get?

SPEAKER_04 6:56

I mean, I I got I didn't get disappointed, I just got sad. But I I get why my grades were shit. I didn't try at all, I didn't do nothing. So what am I gonna expect? But then I can only relate to when yeah, w when we were back at school, when you just get the fucking first day of summer break. That then it was like you have three months of nothing.

SPEAKER_02 7:16

And it's also nothing.

SPEAKER_04 7:18

That's that's actually that's actually freedom, man. That's actually beautiful. Holy fuck.

SPEAKER_02 7:24

Like the yeah, Shawshang. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:27

Fucking yeah, you guys wanna go down play some football like to the whole day, like until night time. You did that? I did actually yesterday.

SPEAKER_02 7:35

I went to the buffet, as I told you, I went to a steak buffet.

SPEAKER_04 7:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:37

Afterwards, I was like, I wanna know who. Yeah, let's play ball. I just I uh not with him though.

SPEAKER_04 7:44

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:44

I called my cousin, I was like, Let's ball! Let's ball, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:48

Let's ball, we go there, and um dude.

SPEAKER_02 7:50

Yeah, um, yeah. I got I won all three games. Oh man. Of 21, the game 21. Yeah, basketball. The game 21.

SPEAKER_04 7:59

Okay, yeah. You know how it goes, right? Yeah, yeah. First of 21, obviously.

SPEAKER_02 8:02

Three in a row, three P. I loved it, dude.

SPEAKER_04 8:05

But did you do it? You know when the summer night pulls up when it's like summer skies? Oh my god. Such a great feeling, such an awesome feeling. I I missed that.

SPEAKER_02 8:15

I missed that feeling so much. It was so nice.

SPEAKER_04 8:17

Just just but you can't you can't really do that anymore. Yeah, you want to pull up, no, I'm fucking bitches. You wanna pull up? No, I'm working. Yeah, alright. Well fuck me. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:26

Sure. No, but it was fun. It was fun as shit. I really, really enjoyed basketball.

SPEAKER_03 8:32

It was it was weird, yeah. It was weird how much I liked it. How much fun I was having.

SPEAKER_00 8:44

Go defense!

SPEAKER_02 8:46

Seven years old.

SPEAKER_03 8:53

Whoa! Whoa! Go to sleepball.

SPEAKER_04 8:57

Go to sleepball, yeah. No man, it's fucking that feeling of of summer break freedom. Nothing like it. Nothing like it. I'm trying to. It sucks for me though. I don't have anything planned this summer. I'm just gonna basically work the whole summer. I've heard about you, you're planning trips, some of my other friends are planning trips, they're gonna go away. And I'm just uh oh my god. Even my boss, he hasn't he had to flex on me. He's like, Yeah, I haven't taken a break in 28 years, and now I'm going for two weeks. I'm gonna leave you to it. He slowly turns for 28 years. Yeah, 28 years. No, actually, like eight years though, or something like that. He's going for two weeks.

SPEAKER_02 9:41

September.

SPEAKER_04 9:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:42

Context in Japan. We're going to Japan in September. Oh my god. So sure, your summer might be as soon as it's done, you're going to the best trip of all time.

SPEAKER_04 9:53

I'm saving money because I need I need something, something in Japan. I actually looked up, I got a little nervous. I just had to double check if you needed any form of visitor's visa or anything like that. But it actually said you can live there up to 90 days. Uh for if you have the right passport. Sweden has the right one. So you can be there for 90 days as a tourist. But the only thing is you have to have enough money to live. If you don't have enough money to live, if you need help in some way, they're just gonna kick your ass out. And you need like a you need a confirmed return ticket before the 90-day period is over. Something like that.

SPEAKER_02 10:30

I guess that's not a problem.

SPEAKER_04 10:31

Yeah, no, no, but just say it's funny, yeah. You need money to survive before you come here. We're gonna kill you. If you beg him like we're gonna kill you. No, but you need enough money to be in Japan uh for your whole stay so you can survive and not depend on government fundings. So you don't get uh any like uh you y because you don't qualify for anything. You're a tourist, you don't qualify for any like health care, I guess, like uh you just book tickets and they don't care what happens.

SPEAKER_02 11:01

You go, you come back.

SPEAKER_04 11:02

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know who checks it. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 11:03

It sounds like probably like uh it's kinda it sounds like something with a bull. Uh bullshit, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:10

No, no, look it up, man, look it up, it's true. I'm not saying you're saying bullshit, I'm saying the source is big.

SPEAKER_02 11:14

No, yeah, uh I might be wrong. No, no, but it's yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:18

I don't know. Yeah, it's something with a bull.

SPEAKER_04 11:23

Okay. Yeah, okay, yeah, sure. Talking about bullshit. Do you know are you familiar with HOA, what that means? Have you seen it on like social media? Oh yeah, I guess so. Yeah. No, no, I don't know. Home Homeowners Association. Where they're it's a private group of people that live in a neighborhood. Oh, okay. Yeah, and they establish rules. About about like, oh yeah, you gotta do this, you gotta recycle, you gotta do whatever. Have you not seen it on like uh on social media where it's like excuse me, excuse me, I saw you left your you you left your trash bin open. That's actually breaking HOH rule number 34. My god. I'm I'ma kill ya. I'ma kill ya I'm I am gonna kill ya. My day off. It's always some Karen too. It's they care way too much. You know, no free time. Their whole life is HOA. They're standing for the own business.

SPEAKER_02 12:23

And you're calling you have the worst comeback ever. Let's reenact it. Yeah, you're Karen.

SPEAKER_04 12:27

Yeah, so excuse me, I actually just noticed your trash bin was open. It's no big deal though, just close it in the future, be thankful. Yeah, yeah, just do that. That'd be great. That'd be great.

SPEAKER_02 12:36

Mentioned the HOA thing.

SPEAKER_04 12:38

Yeah, I'm actually a part of the homeowners association. I'm actually a part of the HOA.

SPEAKER_03 12:44

HOA does! Okay, I didn't have anything. That was the best thing. You were preparing your prop, yeah. Alright.

SPEAKER_04 12:54

HOA did in I don't know I don't know that we have that in Sweden. It's an American thing, of course. Like the what I've heard from it, it's uh mostly in America. But in my new apartment, you I was gonna ask you about your new apartment, the one uh I was gonna say the one you just got, but your apartment. Do you have a kind of a homeowners association that says, oh, you gotta recycle here?

SPEAKER_02 13:21

Oh no, but we got like a group chat.

SPEAKER_04 13:23

Okay. I guess. A group chat, okay, done. So it's like, oh, you can communicate things about your channel.

SPEAKER_02 13:28

Yeah, like if you're in need of anything, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 13:31

Yeah, that's fine. We don't have that. We have like I don't know if the it's the people who owns the building or what, or if it's private, but they come knocking. They come knocking. You know, when you look in your peephole and you see someone that you definitely don't know. Yeah. You do not know this person, and you you like trying to hold in your breath, like, yeah, I know. Yeah. And I look out, it's just this woman, you know, the fucking tight ass fucking business standard clothes, fucking tied back hair knot staring into my soul through the people. She's no she knows how to do it.

SPEAKER_03 14:05

I would be thinking, oh, I've killed Tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. I've killed people.

SPEAKER_04 14:08

My god, uh, but this is the day I was sick and hung over, and I was just like, no, no, no, I'm not opening that shit. And then I just hear like a fucking at my door. I'm like, okay, what the fuck? I hear the elevator. I open my door and she put a uh poster up, and it's the fucking yeah, we're gonna have a cleaning day. This is uh for the new for the new s for the summer. We're gonna have somebody pick up all the trash in the neighborhood. We're gonna have someone down in the recycling bins. Yeah, I'll see ya. I'll fucking see ya. Yeah, fuck you. I'm I'm gone. Never, never in my life. I'm never gonna do it's charity work. You you do it. You've never done that in a neighborhood you lived in? Like charity work where you're helping out in the neighborhood, like oh my god, you're never catching me. You're never I'm never answering my fucking door. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 15:00

Make me.

SPEAKER_04 15:01

Yeah, make you I swear to god, make me.

SPEAKER_02 15:03

Make me take off your shoes.

SPEAKER_03 15:04

Make me make me.

SPEAKER_02 15:06

By the way, speaking of make me, did you see the Dustin Poirier thing?

SPEAKER_04 15:09

Oh my god, fuck. I can't pronounce his last name. Yeah, it's so embarrassing, man. Fuck. I loved him too. He's a great guy, no? Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02 15:17

You don't you don't have to say in like in like past tense, I love this. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 15:21

He's still uh he's still uh Yeah, he's still a good guy. He was drunk, yeah, and and he was like He just had a bad moment, yeah. Yeah, a very bad moment in front of a camera.

SPEAKER_02 15:30

I feel bad for him because we saw him being very very vul vulnerable, and and he apologized for it afterwards, obviously, because who wouldn't apologize?

SPEAKER_04 15:39

But I don't know, and and but I've never feel more related to someone in my life watching that video. You know the guy filming Yo Dustin.

SPEAKER_01 15:53

Calm down. Legit. I got kids though, right? I got kids. I got kids. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 15:57

But you know the thing is, I'ma be honest. Yeah. I was a UFC fighter. Every excuse I got, I'd be like, okay, I'll show you.

SPEAKER_04 16:07

But you know when he he like took off his backpack and no me and it's empty. Usually when there's someone freaking out, there's like, especially in an airport, there's ten security guards on top of that guy immediately. But he's oh my god, I'm alone with a fucking UFC champion.

SPEAKER_00 16:30

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 16:32

Fuck that's scary in his fucking maybe on drugs, drunk. Oh my god, yeah, he's just gonna eat my ass. Fuck.

SPEAKER_03 16:40

Dude, that was scary. Nah, no.

SPEAKER_04 16:41

Yeah, yeah, no. That's fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 16:43

About the cleaning thing, eh? No way, dude.

SPEAKER_04 16:46

No, no, but you you've never had that in like one of your neighborhoods where you've lived. Probably, I don't remember. I've I was forced to do it one time. They take out the whole day. You know, it's a nice warm day. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Get some leaves, yeah, yeah, cut some grass. No pay, no pay, no, no, no, no. Just keep the neighborhood nice. I guess. I guess uh maybe it should be someone's job, I don't know. Maybe someone should get paid to do this every week, every day, maybe I don't know. But we have like uh when I got the apartment, he took me down to show me like the recycling room and everything. I don't know, I've seen your like bin room or your trash room, yeah, but it's not that like heavy on recycling. No, no, no. Ours, oh my god, I hate it so much. I hate it. It's fucking every piece of material. I have to deconstruct everything. I don't fucking do that. Yeah, obviously.

SPEAKER_01 17:37

Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say no front bottles.

SPEAKER_04 17:40

Yeah, no glass bottles, yeah, I see. Yeah, fucking no, but it's it's so annoying. My uh apartment before, I just go down right next to the front door, I just open it, bang, all my trash. Bang. Yeah. Now I have to go around the building on this side, recycle. You know when you get like packaging and it's part plastic, part uh car uh cardboard. I have to deconstruct it for different and it's a different bin for full packaging, it's different for disassembled cardboard. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 18:08

You know, I'd be I'd be cussing the I'd be cussing the whole way through.

SPEAKER_04 18:11

Yeah, I fucking the only one the only one I follow is the yeah, the food one. That's easy. Just throw all your like uh your food stuff in a brown bag and throw that away. That's fine. But I'm not doing all that. I'm not I'm not I'm truly not doing all that.

SPEAKER_02 18:25

And whoever said, okay, okay, listen, yeah, if you do this, credit to you, awesome. Yeah, sure. You're helping the environment. Yeah. But most of the most of the mo most people, yeah, you do not organize.

SPEAKER_04 18:34

Don't act tough. Yeah, no, no. But it's in this bin room, it's all the recycling stuff. Then for normal garbage, normal uh I thought there was one kind of garbage, no, but normal garbage, you have to go around the block, not the apartment building, the block to a fucking trash bin that you open with a key and it's too I'm just throwing away my garbage, man. Fuck you. I've got a solution. Fuck you.

SPEAKER_02 18:57

Let's start a fucking revolution. Yeah, we're ending this shit.

SPEAKER_04 19:00

Yeah, I'm not doing all that though. I'm not doing all that. What the fuck? Yeah, I'm not w I'm not taking a 10-minute walk to fucking throw my garbage away. Fuck you! Fuck you! Dude, I start a hole anymore. Yeah, I swear to God, what the fuck? And then because I don't wanna be, I would hate, you'll never see me be that guy. You know, in my house I have like I have the bins that you would uh sort all your stuff in. But imagine being you come over to my house and I'm like, okay, so by the way, the garbage situation, right? It's this we do it a bit differently over here, alright? So you're gonna holy fuck. Hell no. I'm not being that guy. Yeah, so I actually noticed you threw a receipt in the in the garbage bit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:46

You know that smiley face.

SPEAKER_04 19:48

I really don't wanna be that guy, right? I really don't wanna be- Oh my god. You gotta do it again. Yeah, no, uh fuck me up, man. Holy fuck.

SPEAKER_03 19:57

Yeah, fuck you up too. I don't give a shit. You're the enforcer. Fuck you.

SPEAKER_04 20:01

Oh, that's all fucking, yeah. I just I just um you're they're not catching my ass. I'm just gonna be straight up. They're not catching my ass. What are they actually what are they gonna do?

SPEAKER_01 20:10

If I don't know how do you think how do you think you'd protest?

SPEAKER_02 20:12

Do you think you'd you because you're stupid.

SPEAKER_01 20:15

Like you like go naked, like, oh yeah, what now?

SPEAKER_02 20:18

Oh what now? How you gonna catch me? How you gonna catch me?

SPEAKER_01 20:21

How about you gonna catch me? What point do you prove? Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah. Just standing with the ready.

SPEAKER_02 20:37

Give me the I'm too agile for you.

SPEAKER_03 20:41

Can't never catch me. Buttered up ready, slip as shit. They're not gonna get my ass.

SPEAKER_02 20:58

You look happy as shit.

SPEAKER_03 21:00

Fuck dude. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 21:01

You should never start a rebellion. Yeah, I guess, yeah. I wanted to talk about uh you know, as you know, it's it's the end of the month, we've got our money, right? You have you paid your bills?

SPEAKER_04 21:14

Uh doing it today.

SPEAKER_02 21:16

Right, so you haven't paid your bills. Me neither, not yet. I'm supposed to do them tomorrow because I'm lazy too.

unknown 21:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:22

Before you've paid your bills, I obviously you're conscious of the fact you're gonna have to pay your bills, but all that money looks so good. So you get such like confidence. You know, I went, I was just just gonna go like buy that drink, two drinks. Yep, dude, I bought seven things. I was like, Yeah, give me that. Give me that. I got money. I got money. And then obviously you fuck yourself in the ass because tomorrow when you've paid your bills.

SPEAKER_04 21:43

Yeah, oh my god. You look at you know, I I got my paycheck. I don't know the reason, I don't remember, but it was real nice. I got my paycheck last week, actually. Okay. A week early. I went down to the I went down to the store. I bought, you know, when you look. I looked at the meat thing and you know I there's a piece of uh what I'm done I want a snicker for everyone I want a snicker for everyone you're gonna think you're gonna think you're gonna Oh bro You're gonna You're just standing throwing out people Sir Sir You're gonna have to pay for those Sir Sir You're gonna have to put on some clothes You're gonna snicker Oh yeah who's naked man alright yeah sure No what was I saying no but in the when you look at like the normal steak that I usually buy it's like the bottom no bottom of the barrel nice steaks you know and I see one that is like aged for 30 days pre primely uh uh what's it called? Speci especially selected fucking looks awesome. A thick piece of beef, I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's my that's all me. That's all me. Yeah, I'ma cook that shit up. Then just checked my bank account the other day the day after. I know. Oh my god, dude.

SPEAKER_01 23:05

Fucking 60, 60 dollars I don't know why.

SPEAKER_02 23:10

You I don't know if you're the same, but you you kinda can't control yourself. You're like, I got money, let's go to the cinemas. Yeah, I got money, let's go shop again. Dude, why? Why, why, why did I think this was okay? And dude, and you're like one week later, you're like, why did I not think? Yeah, why did I punish my friend?

SPEAKER_01 23:32

Dude, I did it again I did it again!

SPEAKER_04 23:36

But yeah, there is some truth in what you're saying. You have such confidence for some reason, such fucking yeah, I'm just I'm just gonna get it. Yeah, I'm just gonna I deserve this, dude.

SPEAKER_02 23:46

I'd be working. Yeah, I'd be working. I'd be working, let's have some fun. Oh my god! And it's like you start actually deeping it, you're like, okay, so I've got this much left. Oh yeah. This means if we average it out, I get to spend X amount of money per day to survive. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:04

Mm-hmm. I guess we're doing the $1 challenge challenge. Have you ever been I had one month, it was January was it this year? Maybe this year actually. No, last year. Uh no, this year, yeah, yeah. Where it was I had to I had to get under $9 a day. Something like that. Like uh the lowest I've been, but or I'd actually run out of money out of my bank account. That feeling is fuck it's fucking stressful.

SPEAKER_02 24:32

Try five dollars.

SPEAKER_04 24:33

No man, but nine dollars with every like the bus ticket, everything. No, no, I'm telling you, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:38

Try five dollars.

SPEAKER_04 24:39

No, man, I can't. Yeah, that's fucking disappointing. Dude, I'm telling you I did it five. That's awful. Holy shit. But was it like, okay, if I don't do it, I'm actually gonna run out of money and I'm like I'm actually gonna starve. Yeah, I'm actually gonna starve.

SPEAKER_02 24:53

That's a fucking but do you count savings and whatnot?

SPEAKER_04 24:56

No, no, no, no. I don't touch that shit. Like the main account.

SPEAKER_02 25:00

Yeah, exactly. Because you can always if you need it.

SPEAKER_04 25:02

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you don't have to. That's emergency shit, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:06

But now I'll start structuring my my my my money like this main account, yeah, that's spending. Uh excess money, yeah. So if my spending goes that it gets fucked up, I go into the excess. Its point is, yeah, the point of the excess account is if I run out of money, and then I got my savings.

SPEAKER_04 25:24

Yeah. Man, I I just saw I just thought about a video saw just before I came here. Uh it's a dude in Japan. So I can relate already. He's a salary, man. No, no, no, it's uh it's a tourist, it's a like American guy. Okay. He's like, I just took this bike here. I have to get back to my hotel, it's an like an hour away, but the bike locks that they used cost money. It was a hired bike, it was like 400 yen. He's like, I'm full out. Fuck it, we dance. So he had to stand and fucking hit that shit for people to give him donations so he could unlock his bike and get back.

SPEAKER_01 26:00

He was hitting the picture for like an hour.

SPEAKER_04 26:06

That's that's fucking hard. I'd give him money. You know, that just just sparked something like there's always a solution. Like always. Like there is, yeah. But we if you were in that situation, like, oh, I'm just gonna have to walk, I'm gonna have to uh call my dad for money or something, I'm gonna have to like borrow from a friend. Yeah, fuck it. We dance, yeah. Hit that shit, yeah. Yeah, fucking also and there's like dudes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they came by, yeah, it was actually 400. I don't know what that is in dollars or crowns or anything, but it's not a lot, it's not a lot of money. My god.

SPEAKER_03 26:45

I didn't just domestic you. I just domestic. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 26:52

Just fucking Yeah, okay, actually that that actually sparked something I wanted to bring up earlier. Fucking awkward situations. Have you had have you had like a very awkward situation where you genuinely act normal afterwards? Like you can't like you you're just cringing.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

It nothing pops up into my mind. Not right now. Do you have it? You have it so much.

SPEAKER_04 27:13

I haven't I have a example that happened at work, so I don't I don't want to tell exactly what people were involved in this story, but just know there's a female related to another person, and then there's my fuck it, it's my co-worker. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, it's my co-worker, and there's a female. But that was that was all that was obvious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I said work earlier. Whatever, it's fine. My co-worker, he's like he's a very chill guy, he's a very laid-back guy.

SPEAKER_02 27:42

Like you drop the secret to the One Piece. Fuck it, it's my co-worker.

SPEAKER_04 27:47

No, but anyways, he's a fucking laid-back guy. He never like jokes around or fucks around or anything like that.

SPEAKER_02 27:53

But then you should see him at 7 pm.

SPEAKER_04 27:56

Yeah, I can't remember exactly the joke, but he said a joke that could be interpreted very easily, very sexually, about this female.

SPEAKER_02 28:06

And he said it was-this female was related to another co-worker.

SPEAKER_04 28:09

Oh, another co-worker, yeah. Yeah, and uh, like, I don't know if he meant it or not, but he did the fucking in the end of his joke. Like he fucked up. No, but he like he said it like, oh yeah, you know what's funny, yeah. And then he was silent, and we just both sat there, and you know, when you just feel like I don't feel I'm getting this. He said the joke. Yeah, no, all of us all of us are talking, right? We're all talking, and uh he someone says something, and he thinks I'm a brilliant joke, right? He is uh he's never told a joke in his life, but this is his moment. So he jumps in with a lot of energy from out of nowhere, yeah, but the thing And he doesn't say it. No, he says the whole thing. Oh you can't say the joke. Yeah, I can't say the joke.

SPEAKER_02 28:53

Oh sorry, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:55

And then it's just quiet. You know when it's literally Why can't you say the joke? No, but it's half I don't remember, and half, yeah, I just would don't wanna I just don't wanna say the joke in case someone sees this sometime. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 29:08

I just did. If the if those people see this, it's about it's yes based on your context, they already know it's them.

SPEAKER_04 29:15

I'm just gonna say, yeah, it's just about her being fucked. That's why. That's the like intention of the joke. Yeah. No, it's just when it's so deathly silent afterwards. You know when you put commit to a joke, he committed to that joke, and you know, it's literally like ear-deafening silence. And you know, the like ball in your chest just sinks, and you're just literally trying not to move.

SPEAKER_02 29:41

But were you like this? Were you actively thinking of something to say?

SPEAKER_04 29:45

No, no, no, no, I you I was just processing what he said, like, no way he meant that. No way he fucking meant that. Oh no, oh no.

SPEAKER_02 29:51

But if I was him immediately, just clarify what I meant.

SPEAKER_04 29:55

No, but I don't how would you do that though? I don't know. It's not. Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, that's actually what he should have done. Yeah. But maybe it didn't mean it, maybe he didn't know, I don't fucking know. It was just, oh my god. It's just weird. It's so weird, especially from someone you don't expect it from at all. And then you just sit there, like actually trying not to breathe too loud.

SPEAKER_02 30:17

He probably wanted to kill himself.

SPEAKER_04 30:18

Yeah, man, yeah. Have you ever done that? Like, said a joke that didn't get any reaction. Like you said a joke out loud.

SPEAKER_02 30:24

Doesn't come to mind. Well, it genuinely doesn't come to mind. I'm not even trying to be mean. Oh my god, it's probably happened, but it just doesn't come to mind.

SPEAKER_04 30:33

Like uh my friends are like, yeah, we have uh a thing in another friend where if someone but they're just dicks. If I said a joke that I overcommit to a little bit, they just look at me like this. Like, yeah, you suck. It sounds like that. Don't I do that to you too? Yeah, yeah, you do, yeah. Exactly, exactly like that. Yeah, but that's that's kind of this phase, whatever. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's half that's like that's not awkward though, in the same way. Because when someone actually commits, you you ever be have you ever been the only one that hears your friend bomb when he says like a thing in a group setting and he's no that shit, yeah. Alright, alright. You're just sitting there.

SPEAKER_02 31:08

But okay, in a group setting, if we're all friends in the group, and I I'm the only one who heard it, yeah, I'm always like, yeah, shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_01 31:16

Shut the fuck up. But if the shit no, you're the girl.

SPEAKER_02 31:18

No!

SPEAKER_00 31:22

Say it again. Say it again. She was hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 31:26

Fucking bullshit.

SPEAKER_04 31:27

Oh my god. Yeah, awkward situations in general. Like uh, what I was gonna bring up originally is how do you handle them? Like, are you the guy? Yeah, just who when you when I do something.

SPEAKER_02 31:38

I think the best way to handle it, handle it is be self-aware, in my humble opinion. As like, say you bomb. Yeah, you you 100% bomb. Yeah, like uh-huh. Yeah, I'm c I'm gonna I'm I'm gonna kill myself. Yeah, yeah, legit. Even if you don't know the people, alright, I'm gonna kill myself. It's better to be self-conscious so people don't know you're stupid, or so people know you're not stupid and crazy.

SPEAKER_04 31:57

Exactly. Oh yeah, but if you overcommit again. Yeah. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 32:02

Because sometimes you can save the situation. You're like, oh, you say something shit, and you're like, uh, yeah, nice. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 32:09

And people are like, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. But it's the fucking actually in the situation I was talking about, he did the thing, and then literally Oh man, come on, calm the fuck on. You gotta shitting me.

SPEAKER_01 32:26

Rope.

SPEAKER_03 32:28

Yeah, actually, yeah, that's one neat. Yo, boss, I'm gonna talk out for 10. By the way, I've uh I love like I love you.

SPEAKER_04 32:43

But do you have on another like do you have uh friends that or someone you know that thrives on awkwardness? Like they love it. They love awkward situations. Like they'll go out in public and just make an ass out of themselves because they love the awkwardness of it. No, no, no, no. I fucking hate 'em. I fucking hate him. Have you seen like the the cringy, the cringy friend guys? Like they do, they do that shit. Like they do that in public just to freak you out. One of my friends, he will literally I've seen him fucking. What's kind of funny though, we're just walking at night and there's a group of girls just watch this shit and literally starts running on all fours like this past them.

SPEAKER_00 33:25

Love respect.

SPEAKER_01 33:27

Love and respect. Can't say anything more. I can't.

SPEAKER_04 33:32

I you know my brain can't, I can't handle that. I would kill myself if I had to do that. I I can't why would you have to do that? No, no, but I I can't my brain can't fuck with awkward situations. I just can't. But they fucking love that shit. I hate it. Yeah, I hate it, dude. All force is diabolical. Yeah, but it was some fucking no, it was not the split one. It's like a fucking golem run.

SPEAKER_03 33:55

Oh, it's like like this. Oh, okay, like a caveman. Yeah, like a cave man, yeah. Okay. That's even crazier, guys. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 34:04

Yeah, speaking of weird shit, let's rate devs. Alright, okay. We've done this before, where I've rated we've rated the worst devs, but listen, two factors. Number one, no one watches this shit, so no one would remember what happens in previous episodes. Second of all, these are kinda good devs. So this is not ha ha ha ha funny funny funny in most cases. It's just you're you're crossing and released rating it.

SPEAKER_03 34:34

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 34:36

For context, dude. I said we're gonna rate something, he just crossed something off with off of his list.

SPEAKER_04 34:41

I added something, I added something else.

SPEAKER_02 34:43

Okay, so primarily good deaths, alright? So it kinda good, okay. Kinda gets philosophical. I don't know. You do whatever you want with it, alright? Five deaths.

SPEAKER_04 34:55

Is that a blind ranking or how we're doing it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:00

Blind ranking?

SPEAKER_04 35:02

Sure, let's do it. Alright. First one.

SPEAKER_02 35:04

Five yeah, first one. I'll explain to you. Die in the name of a cause. So imagine you you get like m like becoming a martyr. So say you're a Christian, you die in the name of Christianity. Yeah. Or there's like a holy war.

SPEAKER_04 35:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:18

And you die in the holy war in the for in the name of the holy war. And and the prophet you're you're serving, right? Or like a war for Sweden.

SPEAKER_04 35:26

Yeah, you're dying for a country, you're a king, World War III. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:30

But can I can I add context?

SPEAKER_04 35:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:34

You don't matter.

SPEAKER_04 35:36

You don't matter. Okay, so it's like one soldier in the front line, like. You actually do die. I'm gonna throw one thing out. It's actually kind of crazy. I thought about this today because of I watch started watching The Sopranos, as you've watched. Yeah. And in the latest episode that I watched, he has his friend that's dying of cancer, right? Oh, and I'm talking about it. Yeah, I'm on episode three, so there's no spoilers, right? And he's talking to his therapist, right? And he's just like, you know, dying for a cause is something. That I would I wouldn't be scared to die if I died for something. But this man is just withering away. I know. He's he's something, and soon he's nothing. Yeah, yeah. Dying for something is w I would not mind as much obviously I want to live, but I would absolutely not mind as much as dying for something rather than.

SPEAKER_02 36:27

So remember, you're dying for something. You don't know if they succeed or whatnot, but your position is kinda insignificant. Yeah, just for context. Yeah. So as you know, I just want to give even more context. In wars and whatnot. In 90% 95% of cases, no one will remember your sacrifice or whatever you did. And by the way, you're just funding political schemes and and and uh and things, right? So that's that's that's your entire point. Yeah. Say uh back in the years during the medieval times war was just kings who wanted more power. You die in the name of a king to give him more power. What's the fucking point?

SPEAKER_04 37:08

For him to live ten more years and die and be replaced.

SPEAKER_02 37:12

Sure, you could argue, sure, yeah, but the king, his motive is to unite our country or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 37:17

But sure, you whatever the cause is, right?

SPEAKER_02 37:19

But still you go, you let you let your mind take you where wherever you want.

SPEAKER_04 37:22

Yeah. I'm going to say number two. And why? I'm gonna put number two. It is because first off, I don't trust your ass. And secondly, uh because just just that dying for something, because I'm uh even if you die for a king and it means nothing, if I believe in this, if I it's my th I actually believe in my king or whatever, and I'm dying for a cause I like and I believe in. Hell yeah! Hell yeah, that's a good cause. That's a act that's a good death either way, because I did something. For me, I did something. In the grand scheme of things, I didn't do shit, but still.

SPEAKER_02 37:56

But who Okay, that's a deeper topic, but who cares about the grand scheme of things?

SPEAKER_04 38:00

Yeah, yeah, I get I get what you mean, but yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't have su ass of a cool of death, but still.

SPEAKER_02 38:06

Okay. This one's very simple.

SPEAKER_04 38:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 38:10

You die during sleep.

SPEAKER_04 38:12

Ooh.

SPEAKER_02 38:14

That's it, dude. You go to sleep, you don't wake up.

SPEAKER_04 38:17

Arguably the most peaceful death. Yeah, it is the most peaceful peaceful, but this depends a lot on how old am I, where am I at in life. And what have you done in life? What have I done in life? I can't give you that. So it's just up for like well some some time I just die in my sleep. Okay, let's do this.

SPEAKER_02 38:37

Okay, let's do this.

SPEAKER_04 38:38

You've surpassed the age of 70. The age of 70, okay. That's good then. Because assuming I've I've lived a full pretty much a full life. It's just a grandparent phase I might be missing.

SPEAKER_02 38:51

If you're a grandparent.

SPEAKER_04 38:52

Yeah, okay, man. Yeah. Fuck man, fuck. That's because it's so it's it's nice in a way, but it's still scary in another way. It's like I can't accept my death. I can't prepare for my death. I don't know how I'm gonna die.

SPEAKER_02 39:05

But that's like 90% of death.

SPEAKER_04 39:07

Yeah, but you don't expect it. Yeah, no, but still, if I fall out of a plane, I'm skydiving and my shoot don't pull. Have you seen those videos by the way? There are videos on the internet where people survive, obviously, but they fall out of a plane, their parachutes fox ups, and you actually hear what people s think in their last moments. It's literally just I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. They just accept it immediately. Like, yeah, this is it. I'm dead. I think that's a nice thing to have, like recognizing that this is the end of life.

SPEAKER_02 39:38

Well, there's a good argument, actually. You got you got me thinking about something. You know, there I saw on X, uh people were talking about how famous people face death. Yeah. And it's like they the argument was most people face death as cowards. Like squinting being scared, no please, I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die. They used Mussolini as an example, and uh they talked about other fictional characters too who face death in a somewhat realistic manner. Homelander. Yes, Homelander, thank you, Homelander. Fuck you if you haven't seen it. Honestly. So yeah, Homelander. And it's like how do you think you'd face death in your current state?

SPEAKER_04 40:16

In my current state, I I'm pretty much I know because have you ever had such a realistic dream when you were 100% sure we were gonna die? Yeah, I was screaming like a bitch. Like, like this is it. I'm like pleading, I would I would be pleading for help. Like, I don't wanna die at all. For sure.

SPEAKER_02 40:32

But I think I feel like context is a lot of things.

SPEAKER_04 40:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:36

I feel like okay, if a robber has a gun, I'm like, okay, sure, I'm scared to death.

SPEAKER_04 40:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:41

Just gonna give you everything.

SPEAKER_04 40:42

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever he wants is his, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:46

Yeah, and then okay, say for sure there are no escapes. I know I'm going to die. I feel like I would face it in a somewhat dignified way.

SPEAKER_04 40:56

No, man, but still it's. It's hard.

SPEAKER_02 40:58

Listen, I just want to clarify. Wait, wait, wait. It's impossible for me to tell you how I would face that.

SPEAKER_04 41:03

Yeah, for sure. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 41:04

I would I could tell you I would be the coolest deaf ever, and I would be the biggest coward ever. And the river inverse too.

SPEAKER_04 41:11

Yeah. In my dream, for example, this was I was being chased by a monster. Like, I knew this monster was for sure gonna kill me. What? A monster. Yeah, a monster, yeah. Alright. Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the Quavion.

SPEAKER_03 41:25

Yeah, thank you.

SPEAKER_01 41:27

Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 41:28

And he was naked, he was naked.

SPEAKER_04 41:31

But still, uh you know, in no, but in dreams, you know, you can't run away from stuff. Like you get slow. You get slow if you try to move. And it was like, yeah, my leg didn't work, I couldn't move. So it was like, okay, he's 100% gonna catch me.

SPEAKER_01 41:48

No, not he! The monster, the monster. No, no, we're not doing this, we're not doing this, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:54

Okay, so this thing that's gonna kill you is He's not saying that. It's gonna fucking it it's gonna kill you for sure, and it's it's behind you, right? You have no escape.

SPEAKER_01 42:06

Sorry, it's just fuck that whatever. Yeah, okay, man. Just go, just go, leave.

SPEAKER_04 42:11

Ignore me, ignore me. Yeah, you're being chased by a monster and you're gonna get killed for 100% sure. My reaction immediately, like pleading for help, like someone needs to help me because I can't escape on my own. I can't do it, I can't fight it, I can't run away from it. Fight or flight is not an option. I need help. I need someone to either No, never mind. I was gonna say the monster needs to let me go, pardon me, or uh I need help from something else. That's why I'm gonna plead like a bitch for sure.

SPEAKER_02 42:44

I dude, I really don't wanna act tough, but I really feel if I'm out of options, I'd be like shaky, obviously scared, but I feel like I'd be like, yo, dude, just do it. I don't wanna be scared anymore. Just kill me.

SPEAKER_04 42:55

Have you heard the the thing where it's like if it's a black bear, fight it. If it's a brown bear, play dead. If it's a polar bear, go out like a G. Sure. Go out like a fucking just you're gonna die either way. You have no chance for nothing. Just die. 100 subscribers special.

SPEAKER_03 43:12

We dropped him in the uh Antarctic. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 43:15

Naked.

SPEAKER_03 43:16

Yeah. You're in nature, bro. You gotta be naked.

SPEAKER_00 43:22

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 43:24

And you gotta AR, obviously. Oh no, it didn't get the context. Okay, listen, ignore what I just said.

SPEAKER_04 43:33

We didn't release that episode, yeah. Okay, fuck, where were we? We're off track. Uh dying in your sleep. I'm I'm gonna go number three for that one. It's I don't think it's as good as the first one. Sure. Uh but you you listen, I just want to give you one more variable.

SPEAKER_02 43:48

Dying in sleep, no pain.

SPEAKER_04 43:50

Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:51

Going into dying for a cause, most likely you're in great pain as you're dying.

SPEAKER_04 43:55

That's why if it's yeah, I'm I'm still gonna put it three.

SPEAKER_02 43:58

Uh the way you're thinking about it is how. It's perceived outside of you, yeah. To be fair.

SPEAKER_04 44:03

Yeah, exactly. The only reasoning I have is because I I kinda wanna face death. I kinda wanna know I'm gonna die. For something, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:12

The Quavia.

SPEAKER_04 44:15

Oh yeah, I'm a gun around. I'm fucking dead. Holy shit. No man, number three. Number three. I think that's good.

SPEAKER_02 44:24

This one. Okay, oh no no no no. Betrayed.

SPEAKER_01 44:29

Betrayed.

SPEAKER_02 44:30

So listen. You get poisoned, you get stabbed, like Caesar. You get you get people turn on you. They pull a rebellion, throw stones at you, you die.

SPEAKER_04 44:43

I'm thinking of have you seen the animated film Coco? The one in the next one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:52

Man, this just sucks.

SPEAKER_02 44:54

They're just so wait.

SPEAKER_04 44:55

You want context? No, you want context? Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_02 44:57

You this is just one way to view it. Don't take this as the whole truth. You're so fucking hard. Yeah. People want to take you down.

SPEAKER_03 45:05

Sure.

SPEAKER_02 45:05

And like they resort to fucking bitch ways. Yeah. Poison. Fucking ten guys.

SPEAKER_04 45:11

Yeah, they can't they can't face me.

SPEAKER_02 45:13

They can't face you. Like they did Caesar.

SPEAKER_04 45:17

Oh my god. Yeah, that that is uh that is a good way of looking at it, but I'm looking at it like I'm so oh I haven't no, but that's okay, sure. I have an awesome life.

SPEAKER_02 45:27

They had to assassinate you to stop you.

SPEAKER_04 45:29

They had to take you from this life. I had a I have an awesome life, I have a legacy to leave behind. It's just the only thing is I might die gruesomely or young.

unknown 45:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 45:42

Those are the two things.

SPEAKER_02 45:42

You get betrayed, there will always be arguments of you were too sick to live on.

SPEAKER_04 45:49

Oh yeah. Exactly. Well obviously there's another way to view it.

SPEAKER_02 45:54

You could be bin Laden or the Austrian painter. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:58

Yeah. So yeah. Yeah, exactly. I don't think I don't think it's number one worthy. I don't I absolutely have a lot of pros, right? The only Yeah, the only negatives are if yeah, you're the worst case scenario or it's painful and I die young. But I do have a legacy. It's not number five. It's not. It's number four. It's number four.

SPEAKER_02 46:22

I don't remember your ranking. Oh, it's two, three. Okay, so the first one is two, then three, then four, right? Then four. Yeah. Okay, two, three, four.

SPEAKER_04 46:27

Oh my god. I why do I do this, man? Now it's one and five.

SPEAKER_02 46:32

Next one, and you don't know if I'm gonna drop a bomb, right? Yeah, no. Next one is dying just short of achieving something great. So, I'm gonna give you an example. Say, okay, this is a super extreme example. Say you're leading a rebellion. You no, you're the you're the face of the rebellion, and in the last decisive war, like Napoleon's battle at Waterloo, oh my god. You get defeated. Yeah. And you're like, you're as you're dying, as you're about to execute it, I tried.

SPEAKER_04 47:02

Irvin.

SPEAKER_02 47:05

Right before reaching the basement. The only thing you wanted. Irvin. But you know, I tried.

SPEAKER_04 47:10

Yeah, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 47:11

That's the main that's the main point.

SPEAKER_04 47:12

So I do all the work, don't reap any of the rewards, basically.

SPEAKER_02 47:17

Yeah, you die. But but you listen, you could view this in uh in another way. Sure you die, yeah, but you've created something that will live on beyond you. You've still ignited something.

SPEAKER_04 47:26

If if that's the case, if I'm leading a rebellion or whatever, but it could also be like Just the end of the rebellion. No, it could also be like I'm trying to get a family, I'm gonna get married, fucking die. Right before it. Right before I get something, something that I want to get.

SPEAKER_02 47:42

And another rebellion.

SPEAKER_04 47:50

Your son's about to get Yeah, yeah, my son's about to get born, graduate, whatever, and die right before it.

SPEAKER_02 47:58

But you know why I think it's kinda cool.

SPEAKER_04 48:01

Why?

SPEAKER_02 48:02

Because people will always they will glorify your potential. If you die right before achieving greatness, people will they will go to the moon in arguing what you could have been.

SPEAKER_04 48:13

Because you're telling me there's definitely greatness in this scenario. I'm I'm right here for greatness.

SPEAKER_02 48:18

So they would drag it out, he would have conquered the world. Yeah if only he lived. Like they the way they did it with Alexander.

SPEAKER_04 48:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:25

Yeah.

unknown 48:26

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 48:27

So my So it's kinda cool actually. It is cool, it is cool. It's just I don't have a lot of options to choose from here. Am I banking on oh my god, it's gonna be death by the Quavery on a number one if I fuck. It's not number one though, it's not, it's not number one. It what what did I put a number for? It was uh the last one. Betrayed. Betrayed. No, I fuck with betrayed more. I fuck with betrayed more.

SPEAKER_02 48:52

But you don't know what's coming in.

SPEAKER_04 48:53

They couldn't phase me. They couldn't phase me. Sure, but that's the point of a blind writer. Yeah, but I I exactly, but I gotta stay true to what I've what I put before it. I gotta say number five.

unknown 49:03

Fuck!

SPEAKER_02 49:04

Fuck, dude, you you made the right choice. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. The next one is probably the best one dying saving a loved one.

SPEAKER_04 49:10

Oh yeah, for yeah, yeah. You know when you fantasize about this scenario. Yeah, every guy, or maybe everyone does. What happened?

SPEAKER_01 49:17

Yeah, you fuck up and they execute both of you.

SPEAKER_02 49:20

Like your example, a drive-by decision shoot your wife. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:24

You hop in front of it, they shoot you, but then they you shoot your wife too. We got more bullets. No, it just goes under my armpit, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:33

Fucking blow my head off. Yeah, alright. Yeah. No, but that scenario, yeah, like a family member. You just fuck you fucking run in run into a burning building, fucking throw them out, and then you die in the building.

SPEAKER_02 49:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:46

Heroic shit. Fucking die. Yeah. In any case, yeah, you die a hero. That's act yeah, that's perfect. I think I made my first perfect list, actually.

SPEAKER_02 49:56

Dying saving a loved one number one, die in the name of a cause two, sleep three, betrayed four, dying just short of something five.

SPEAKER_04 50:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:04

I would put Betrayed over sleep.

SPEAKER_04 50:07

Betrayed over sleep?

SPEAKER_02 50:08

No, I would put dying saving a loved one number one, betrayed two, during sleep three, dying just short of something. No, dying no, wait. I fucked it up. Listen. Dying saving a loved one number one, betrayed number two, yeah. During sleep four. Three, you mean? Three? Yeah. Dying just short of something four and dying in the name of a cause last.

SPEAKER_04 50:30

Cause last. Because it doesn't matter. Yeah, you don't yeah, okay. But for you it matters in the great scheme of things.

SPEAKER_02 50:37

No, I'm saying it's me. This is happening to me with my mindset.

SPEAKER_04 50:40

Yeah. I know it doesn't matter. Oh wait. Oh my god. Yeah, I'm just I'm just dying for someone's name. It's not like, oh, I believe in that guy. It's you just can believe I can, but you're using your going from your mindset. Yeah, oh man, okay, yeah. Why are you someone else? It's always it's always our. I don't know, I don't know. In my mind I was I just thinking. Damn. I was just thinking the best case scenario. Like, oh yeah, I'm not sure. No, no, you just oh you always gotta think this is you. Yeah, damn. Okay, I might have might've fucked it up. Might have fucked it up. Whatever.

SPEAKER_02 51:09

But betrayed number two for me, because y'all didn't want to face me.

SPEAKER_04 51:13

Yeah, no, exactly. That's that's actually the one I wanna move up. Yeah. That one's possible.

SPEAKER_02 51:17

So what's your optimal list? Go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 51:18

Optimal list, loved ones number one. Oh, what I what did I put number two?

SPEAKER_02 51:24

Fuck that. Think about what you wanna put.

SPEAKER_04 51:26

What I wanna put Yeah, betrayed number two. Sleep number three.

SPEAKER_02 51:35

What which uh which one sounds like dying in the name of a cause, dying just short of something great.

SPEAKER_04 51:40

Short of something great cause, yeah. Was that the copy of yours? Yeah, copy of mine. Yeah, but that it that is the optimal list, yeah. Because then if I'm yeah I'm the last one is just you might die horribly, it doesn't matter, and you're yeah, you might enjoy it. Who knows?

SPEAKER_02 51:55

This is your mindset.

SPEAKER_04 51:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:58

Mine too, but yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:59

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 52:02

We're done with uh with the thing?

SPEAKER_02 52:04

We're done with the thing. Let's let this be the last thing then.

SPEAKER_04 52:07

I was just gonna bring up a quick thing. I I don't fucking if please, if I ever get rich, I'm not getting in one of these helicopters, man. Oliver Tree, man. Did you see Oliver Tree? Oliver the man. He's uh he's a w that kind of um musician that I don't listen to him personally. Like I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 52:24

You were the one, you were the one when he released that. Don't hey, I don't ever want to see you, you you like you guys, this is the shit.

SPEAKER_04 52:30

I don't remember that. I don't remember. I fuck with the song. I fuck with it still. It's I don't know, his music is really good. It's the fucking it's the thing you hear in backgrounds, it's the thing you hear on social media, it's really good. Fuck man. That's also like potentially I hate you know, it's fucking sad when somebody that's actually made it in life, he had a great fucking career ahead of him, fucking rich everything.

SPEAKER_02 52:52

Just sad he died of just uh dying just short of something.

SPEAKER_04 52:56

Exactly. Yeah, and he did you see? I don't know if the video is officially. I saw the video, I don't know it's real. Is it the one where like five helicopters and two collide, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:05

I don't know if it's real. Let's assume it's not, and just obviously something happened with helicopters.

SPEAKER_04 53:10

Because why uh always you can always have the argument, right? Where it's like, yeah, but think of all the helicopters that go out daily and how few but it feels like it's a lot a little too many fucking helicopter crashes.

SPEAKER_02 53:23

I just want to say something. Uh-huh. If that video is real where they collide, yeah, all rest in peace to Oliver Tree and everyone who died. Yeah. There's nothing in air. How do you crash?

SPEAKER_04 53:35

No, exactly. There's no traffic. No, but that's the thing with helicopters, because it's like fucking you gotta keep us ste you gotta keep it steady, right, to fly.

SPEAKER_02 53:43

Why are you even that close to each other?

SPEAKER_04 53:45

No, but uh yeah, but I'm saying like Kobe Bryant, right? He was alone in a helicopter.

SPEAKER_02 53:49

It was nothing else close to Yeah, but I'm saying if they if the videos real and they collided, yeah, yeah, yeah. How the fuck do you collide?

SPEAKER_04 53:57

There's nothing in the air. Oh yeah, yeah. But planes collide all the time, not all the time, but it's happened where planes collide, you know how the fucking how big the sky is. If you're 10 meters to the right, you're good, ten meters over here you're dead. But it still happens because people are people. Yeah, I don't know. Uh but what it looked like from the video I saw was like a stunt, like five helicopters flying out close to each other at the same time, and then one of them like gets too close and loses control and they collide on a highway.

SPEAKER_02 54:27

That's uh speaking of bad deaths, that's a very bad way to go. Yeah, you're you're that's uh really like I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. No, no, but you know what? Why I'm dead, okay? But why it hurts so much is because there's nothing left of me to pick up. Yeah, you can't bury me. No, you can't my mom can't look at me one last time, no. Yeah, close you're not you're not even there. No. Bits and pieces.

SPEAKER_04 54:51

Yeah. Man, that's yeah, it fucking sucks. It's all in beast to the guy. No, oh my god. You know, just when it's there's a scenario that's actually scary. He just got in a helicopter. As soon as he stepped in that helicopter, there was nothing he could do. His fate was sealed. His fate was sealed. There was literally nothing he could do.

SPEAKER_02 55:11

I love I love that you said that. It's so crazy because he had no idea. As soon as he stepped as soon as he made the choice, I'm gonna go into that helicopter. It was sealed, it was written in stone. He had to die.

SPEAKER_04 55:22

Yeah. Oh my god. That's fucking it's just it's just it just fucks with me that it can happen at literally any time.

SPEAKER_02 55:29

You whatever choice you make, you know there's a saying, I'm not religious, yeah, but there's a saying I like very much. God will drive you towards the thing that will kill you.

SPEAKER_04 55:39

Oh yeah, okay. Right? Yeah, because yeah, it's it's fate, right? It's fate. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:44

So say, oh dude, I really, really want to do motorsports.

SPEAKER_04 55:48

Oh yeah, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 55:49

So you go there, you die.

SPEAKER_04 55:51

Oh my god. It's just uh yeah, the whole thing the whole situation with Oliver Tree. Oh Baba, Oliver Tree, fuck, I can't say his name. Oliver Oliver Tree, it's just very sad, man. It's just it I hate to see someone with potential go like that when it's it's literally he's just young, it's gone.

SPEAKER_02 56:08

To all the other people too who died on that show. Yeah, exactly. Sorry, we have some issues, and uh someone knocked on my door, sorry guys.

SPEAKER_04 56:16

Uh as always, I've been brought number one. Yeah, I've been brought number two.

SPEAKER_02 56:19

We've been in the two broad.