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Raving With Mystical Creatures? : Two Brahs Podcast Episode 17

Two Brahs Episode 17

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This one is kinda strange...

SPEAKER_01

One guy just in in halftime me and my brother go up to like sit and relax for a bit because it was tiring standing up that long, so we're gonna go to the stands to sit down for a bit. A guy literally falls down the stairs, pukes on the floor, and then you know he's got the teary eyes and like five people are helping him. He can't stand, he can't walk right. Like we got it's Tuesday, bruh. But it's game day, baby. Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_00

Who are you to complain? It's game day. Stand ready for their arrival. It's two prize.

SPEAKER_05

Do you ever get s that tripped up that you start singing the blues?

SPEAKER_01

Like oh no, no. No, no, no, get no, I don't get it. Let me see if the show works.

SPEAKER_05

You've never started singing the blues.

SPEAKER_01

No, no. I don't know what the blues are.

SPEAKER_05

It's been a long day. No.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_05

Alright. So how far are you into the sopranos?

SPEAKER_01

Episode like seven or something like that? Yeah, but it's just yeah, it's one hour one hour episode.

SPEAKER_04

You don't like the show?

SPEAKER_01

I do actually, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Who's your favorite character character? Top three.

SPEAKER_01

You know, I'm so early in the show and I take breaks between it, so I don't learn the names yet. First one, my number one, my number one pick. Also, because I've seen some clips of him before, but uh what's what's his name? The cousin. The fucking name. Christopher, he's my favorite. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

He's also my favorite. Yeah. I wanted to say something, but I can't tell you.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

It's not a spoiler, but can I say something?

SPEAKER_01

It's a scene, it's a good scene, I assume. Alright. Yeah, sure, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

He injects heroin into his veins and accidentally kills his uh girl's dog by sitting on it or falling asleep. He like sits on it and it suffocates.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. But what was the scene with him? The only one I've seen that was like funny was with uh he thought there cut Tony was coming after him because he gave Coke and they took him out to the docks, like threatening his life. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, to wear the fucking neck brace all the time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Nah he's good, he's good, he's good. He's my favorite, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Except for him, it's obvious obviously Tony. How are you doing? The Gabago, yeah. That's it. That's it. How are you doing, Gabago?

SPEAKER_05

That's all I need to do. That's it. Not that he smokes like a G. Not that he's the boss. The Gubago, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Except for him, I don't know if I like any of the other characters, like to put him in a top three position. Down. Because I know I know. Don't you like Silvio? Who's Silvio?

SPEAKER_05

The guy who looks like uh Robert De Niro. No, Al Pacino, I mean. Al Pacino. Slick back! All of that's not a big thing. He's hunched, he's hunched like this. That's a lot of them. He's the only one who's gonna be a good one.

SPEAKER_01

Does he do?

SPEAKER_05

Do you remember anything he does in like does he appear when he blows up Artie's restaurant?

SPEAKER_01

Okay, fuck.

SPEAKER_05

He he reenacts scenes. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that guy, yeah. Yeah, exactly. He's my he's one of my new.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, he hasn't done a lot to like put him there, put him but him, that's Silvio, Polly, Christopher, and Tony.

SPEAKER_05

That's the main thing.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. There's a few characters I don't like. For example, the the Junior, the new boss. No, I love Junior, Uncle June! It's Uncle June, it's Uncle June. No, but it's all uh it's always too grumpy, it's like too power hungry. That's it. Like the flashback, Uncle June, I like.

SPEAKER_05

It's the mafia though. Everyone's powerful, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But he's like They whack people over over. He's got a bit of more character to him.

SPEAKER_05

I like him more, but he's like more of a like uh cold, yeah. He's not, trust me. Okay. Oh can't that?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you can't not. Don't spoil too much, don't spoil too much. But like I love Uncle Drew. His fucking Tony's son, just a bitch. I fucking hate him, yeah. I hate AJ. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_05

He only gets worse. Why are they so scared of me, dad? Wait, wait, dad, come on.

SPEAKER_01

No, he's not Wall. Wall I hate Wall Jr. Either way, yeah. No, but he's like, are you into mafia, dad?

SPEAKER_05

What do you think about what do you think about Tony's wife, Carmella?

SPEAKER_01

Tony's wife, Carmela. Like, like she might she's the typical, like, how okay, you're sure, sure. She's the typical housewife. The the oh yeah, my my husband's like bad guy, and blah blah blah. Like she I don't know. She wants to fuck the priest, I guess. Yeah, I I don't know. But like she Tony cheats on her. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, there I thought they were like already over it when I was looking into the show, but then they're talking like they're having their anniversary and stuff like that. And like, oh that okay, they're they're still in her, so she doesn't know. She doesn't know. Oh, she knows she does know about uh the Russian Russian girl, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Everyone.

SPEAKER_01

What?

SPEAKER_04

Everyone he fucks.

SPEAKER_01

It was another funny scene. That's the episode I'm on right now, uh, where he develops a fetish for a girl that are dressed up. Like just yeah, just because her therapist is dressed up like that. So he's like, oh yeah. Yeah, dress up. Yeah, dress up. Why don't you dress up? Oh, like you. I got I know oh, that was such an uncomfortable scene. Oh yeah, I everyone knows you got a banging body under there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know when you literally just have to.

SPEAKER_05

I know, I know, no, no. Some of his conversations with his therapist, and you think I can't, I can't listen. It's uh But the therapist is a top four character for me.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it. I really like her. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I really like her.

SPEAKER_01

Did you do something to my car? Yeah, no, don't worry about it. Don't worry.

SPEAKER_05

Have you got it? You have to have gotten to the part where he looks into her.

SPEAKER_01

Looks into her.

SPEAKER_05

Just to learn about her.

SPEAKER_01

No, uh no, I I know she hired a guy to follow her around all the time, like keep tabs on him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

And do you know what happened because of that?

SPEAKER_01

I d I know they beat down the guy. Exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_05

Exactly. He told them just look around, just find out. You got the cardiac. Anyone who hasn't seen, you know. Yeah, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.

SPEAKER_01

By the way, did we go through what you rated that movie?

SPEAKER_05

Okay, oh no.

SPEAKER_01

1 to 10, basically.

SPEAKER_05

You know what's game.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. 8 out of 10. Oh, I was gonna say 7.5, yeah. 8 I was gonna say 7.5. No, but but you know, but it's just it's just because it's just because that's the thing. The humor and the plot and everything brings that up. That's all yeah, that brings it up so much. It's just on a serious note, it's like a three out of eight. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's the thing, I can't I don't I feel like I can't rate it an eight out of ten.

SPEAKER_05

It's an eight out of enjoy the same way Meg 2 is an eight out of ten.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly, yeah, yeah. This is an eight out of ten. Obviously, it's enjoyment-wise.

SPEAKER_05

It's not as good as any other eight out of ten I've given. It's not. But I enjoyed it so much, eight out of ten.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, pure enjoyment. But it was so good. It was so fucking good. But do you think any a normal person could enjoy it like we did?

SPEAKER_05

Okay, okay, but let's go through the let's go through the idea, the premise of the movie. Okay, so Abraham Lincoln's mother gets bitten by a vampire, yeah, and now he swears to to avenge his mom by killing all the vampire hunters.

SPEAKER_01

No, but vampires, but who he finds out vampires are real, and then his sensei comes to the rescue. No, no, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_05

Not only that, yeah, not only the evil vampires bite his mom, the vampires are the slave owners. And he declares war to kill the vampires, and that's why he abolishes slavery. What the fuck are we talking about?

SPEAKER_01

It's because the south is vampire.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. The greatest movie of all time. And you know, throughout the movie, you remember what we said. Oh, we can't but we I can't believe this is Abraham Lincoln.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. And you know the whole intro that did when they did this time skip.

SPEAKER_05

And you know and the post-credit scene. Oh, I'm going to the theater.

SPEAKER_01

I married. I'm going to the theater. Literally, like, oh, don't you want me to bite you so you're immortal? Yeah, no. I'm gonna go to the theater. I'm gonna go to the theater.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, obviously the vampires make everyone immortal when they bite them. He's like, oh, he's gonna his buddy bite. Yeah. Let me bite you so you can live forever. You're such a great leader. No, I'm going to the theater. Oh, think about it, yeah. Just give me a say, just give me a say. Give me a say. That's it. Okay, alright. You got uncomfortable. That's a movie.

SPEAKER_01

That's a fucking movie. That is a fucking movie. Holy shit. Out of it. Enjoyment, yeah, I could give it an 8 for sure. It's so fucking of movies.

SPEAKER_05

Was game day my game day a movie for you?

SPEAKER_01

Game day, which one was that?

SPEAKER_05

France versus Sweden, baby. Our game day, my boy.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god. Oh my god. Dude, I went into it.

SPEAKER_05

Let me let me say something. I went into it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Obviously, as far as you can know, I knew we were gonna we're fucked.

SPEAKER_01

You know, I was but during the day I was doing the most Swedish things I could. I was like listening to Swedish songs, like looking up Swedish TikToks and shit. Yeah, exactly. No, so I was so in the Swedish mode.

SPEAKER_05

I was like, yeah, yeah, we can do that shit. We can for real do that shit. It was nice for me to not believe because what the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_01

No, I don't know. Maybe her?

SPEAKER_05

It was nice for me not to believe because anything good we did boosted me up.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

But I did not believe.

SPEAKER_01

No, but you know, during the first half, we had some good fucking attack.

SPEAKER_05

The first half, the first half, minute what, 43? I was like, just go into second half, zero zero. How are we zero zero against the best team in the world? I know, I know. And then Mbappé scores.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but I was like, okay, let's just get to if we go zero. I said it's in the beginning, like 15 minutes in. I was like, okay, if we go zero zero during halftime, I'm gonna no, I'm gonna be shitting myself. I'm gonna be like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

Did you know how hyped I was? Yeah, and then Mbapped. Then second half, immediately two goals.

SPEAKER_01

But obviously we were lucky with some of the first with the goalposts and everything. Like those with the offside calls. But you know, we just oh we were we had chances, we had golden chances. Like when it was 0-0, we had good chances.

SPEAKER_05

It's the finishing, it's it's but did you see how dominant France was in possession of the ball?

SPEAKER_01

All the time.

SPEAKER_05

We do see how when they got the ball, they almost knew what they were gonna do in advance.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it would just went ding thing. So fluently, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

They just it was like they foresaw the future.

SPEAKER_01

Every time we were in the middle of the pitch, they just take it right back. We get it, they just take it right back.

SPEAKER_05

One of the uh people who watched it with me said, even when France doesn't have the ball, they have the ball.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, for that's a really good, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

And when we have the ball, we're there. We were always one step ahead. We were always one step behind. We're like, well, yeah, you know, I dude, I love our players, but Gokaris and Isaac didn't do anything.

SPEAKER_01

No. Elanga give him more, give him more balls, give him more. He's fucking every time he got not every time, a lot of the times, majority of the times he got on the side, he created chances. He always does it, he creates chances all the time. He's so good at holding his wing.

SPEAKER_05

Barival, so good. Yeah, man, dude, he was so good on retrieving the man. Man, we have so many good players. He was so good when they subbed him off. I was like, why?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, why? Uh but obviously they're tired and everything, and they do the subs, but still, man. And we subbed them out when it oh, yeah, 2-0. Like I saw you saw the Belgium match. Did you see that? Yeah, from 2-0 to 3-2. Oh my god, 85th minute. 85th. Oh my god. Dude, that was. That could have been us, man. That could have been used.

SPEAKER_05

I was looking at, you know, uh uh a foot mob.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

And it was like, oh two-nil, didn't match down, I'm not gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I wake up in the morning, Belgium is through.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, that could have been us. You know, pure ecstasy. And you know what my intentions of this going into this match was? It was just literally, I watched this match in stadion. You had to see the Swedish arena where.

SPEAKER_05

Did you sing? Did you sing the national album? Dude, how hype was that?

SPEAKER_01

It like echoed in the stadium. Oh my god, everyone was so hype. Lighting up fireworks I went there, throwing around billions, fucking uh big stadium, people on the ground, were the people on the stands too.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

There was 20,000 people in Attack. Were you on the ground or in the middle of the pit. In the middle of the pitch. With your younger brother, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just you two. Yeah. That's sick. Oh my god. No, the the fucking vibes were there. Trust me. Everyone was so high.

SPEAKER_05

Everyone had Swedish kits on, huh? The people were locked in.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah, yeah, everyone, everyone.

SPEAKER_05

You got Swedish shirts.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Official ones are the one from the we got uh yeah, uh I got I didn't have one at home, so we got customized from my other side of the family, so I just put something on. I hold one, yeah. But oh my god, it was such if they if we scored a goal against France. It would have gone. No, it would have erupted everyone. Oh, I would have broken a leg, probably. Oh my god. You would have killed your brother. No, but the only thing was like there was a lot of annoying people at the like people were so annoying.

SPEAKER_05

Especially the the young kids. Yeah, oh my god, screaming so much.

SPEAKER_01

I saw the interviewer interviews afterwards just screaming, screaming. No, but they always people are pushing past and they're like, excuse me, like you have no right. Like, shut up, you have no right. And there were like people, like one guy just walked up to me, put his hand on me like this, and then walked right by me.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but get the fuck off me. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01

Why? What would you do?

SPEAKER_05

It disappears in the crowd. No, genuinely, what would you do? He does it. No, no, I don't know. Listen, you're your like bamboo, so where's my brother, whatever, might be or whatever.

SPEAKER_01

And he's like, No, I would actually ask my brother, like, did that just happen? Like, did that just did I imagine that? What the fuck? Would you go back and kiss me back? Chases that down, yeah. No, man, it's fucking the stadium was on point. The fucking everyone was just locked in on the street. Was your brother locked in? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, he fucking loves it. He loves that shit. Yeah. Uh and then obviously first half.

SPEAKER_05

Yo, bro. Just just let's do this.

SPEAKER_01

Let's do this. Oh yeah, people were drunk though. People were fucked up.

SPEAKER_05

There was a guy, he was like that's the best time to get drunk, kinda.

SPEAKER_01

Uh I don't know if you've ever puked. You get like teary-eyed when you puke. One guy just in in halftime, me and my brother go up to like sit and relax for a bit because it was tiring standing up that long. So we're gonna go to the stands to sit down for a bit. A guy literally falls down the stairs, pukes on the floor, and then you know he's got the teary eyes, and like five people are helping him. He can't stand, he can't walk, right? Like God, it's Tuesday, bruh. But it's game day, baby. Shut the fuck up. Who are you to complain? It's game day. But I don't know if you know how many how many 20,000 people are. I'm gonna I'm gonna get into that. We're gonna talk about the game first, just just how depressing it is. You know, me and my brother, we were like, okay, as soon as it goes into overtime, we're gonna leave. Because there's a lot of people we're trying to get out of here.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, yeah, extra minutes. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01

As soon as it goes into the extra minutes, and we I I still had hope. And you know, Joker has had the last, like, last dead shot. Everyone, you know, everyone at the same time like went down like this, and then oh my god!

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, because even one goal is consolation, yeah, at least, right?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know if you heard like uh during the Poland match when we're we were qualifying, you know, when we missed, you he you hear the communal stance.

SPEAKER_05

You know how boring the World Cup is without your country. Yeah, no, that was that's all I can think about. Like it worked, like oh I barely care now.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I I don't even I don't even give a fuck. We're out, man, we're out. Oh, it sucks.

SPEAKER_05

I knew France were were gonna run over us, but have goddamn half time to give even one nil.

SPEAKER_01

I had hopes. High hopes. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Oh man, it was so I was like, just make it to like penalties or something.

SPEAKER_05

Dude, the French players are way too good.

SPEAKER_01

They're cracked, man. If they don't go on to win the thing, yeah, I don't know, dude. Um uh what is your official World Cup predictions? Where what what do you think the finals is gonna look like?

SPEAKER_05

Okay, I gotta know the brackets.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Yeah, but it's like there there are a couple of teams that you feel like.

SPEAKER_05

But I don't I gotta know the brackets to be able to know who's gonna who's able to.

SPEAKER_01

Just on just on feeling.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, I don't know the brackets. Just get that. So I might be wrong because one maybe on this side is France, yeah. Final.

SPEAKER_04

Against uh give me a give me a sec.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I wanna say I wanna say England.

SPEAKER_01

England?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. I was gonna say France. My first prediction before it started was France versus Spain. Obviously, I don't know the brackets either in my head, so I can't say. But I was gonna say Spain until the Capver Capverde performance. My god. That was yeah, that was fucking that was horrible for Spain, I'm not gonna lie. And then I don't think they've I don't think they have had that many good matches since then either. My I want Norway to win the whole thing now. Because yeah, I'm split on Norway.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know if I should support them, but they're gonna be able to do that. I don't know either. I don't know either. They are our biggest neighbors, yeah enemies.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

But also our neighbors. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01

So I don't know. But I wanted if if we were knocked out, I wanted to Japan to win, but obviously, yeah. I'll get to the Japan game. Give me one second.

SPEAKER_05

So it's in the in the in the what do you call it?

SPEAKER_01

The brackets, the layup? Next stage. What's the next stage first?

SPEAKER_05

Group of 16. I'm stupid. Uh we got Paraguay versus Dude. If we won against France, we'd go again go up in Paraguay against Paraguay. Oh man, they beat Germany.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, no, that was you know, I didn't even bother watching that match. I woke up and were like, what do you mean? What do you think?

SPEAKER_05

So it's France against Paraguay, then it's Canada again Canada against Morocco who beat the Netherlands.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Then it's okay, so they're gonna decide Portugal against Croatia. Okay, so here you got the brackets on this side. So on this side, I'm saying France goes all the way through. Yeah. On this side, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, Spain is not. England.

SPEAKER_04

I'm saying England, so yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I hope. England, yeah. Brazil is not I hope Norway win that wins against Brazil so so much. Oh my god. But I think England, yeah, England, France. Basically, between Argentina and England and Brazil. Yeah, yeah. I hope uh if Norway beats Brazil during the conversation, but until then, yeah, it's don't they're like a dark horse. But you know, you know, you just know France is advancing. They're too fucking good. They're too good. They are too far. Yeah, it's not.

SPEAKER_05

Especially with all the respect to Paraguay. Yeah. Especially against Paraguay.

SPEAKER_01

No, yeah. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05

But cred credits do do beat.

SPEAKER_01

You how you know, I thought about it how much I would like to be a part of the country winning against Germany in like yeah, in a stadium. You're watching it in a stadium. Oh my dude.

SPEAKER_05

Dude, imagine if we beat France. Oh and you were in the stadium too.

SPEAKER_01

No, that was my like dream. My no, my reasoning for going to the stadium was if we win, when I tell the tale of where I was when Sweden beat France, am I gonna say I was at home in my sofa? No, no, I'm gonna be at the fucking the biggest gathering in all of Sweden.

SPEAKER_05

You know what I said continuously through the game. I was like, in 2012, we actually came back from 4-0 against the first time. Yeah, Germany to 4-4. So let's relax. Let's let it relax. They were the best team in the world too. Let's relax.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but we we had Ibrahimovich. But now we got two. Yeah, but they're they're not Ibrahimovic, man. But still they're supposed to be very good. Yeah, they're they are very good, yeah. They are, but he had such a weak team around him. Yeah, and fucking performed, man. Holy shit. Nah, it's fucking insane.

SPEAKER_05

Dude, Brazil against Japan. Did you watch it live?

SPEAKER_01

No, I didn't. I didn't I have I uh I didn't see it at all at all.

SPEAKER_05

First half, dude, Japan had that shit, in my humble opinion.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Second half, they were a bit weaker, but I don't dude.

SPEAKER_01

What was the score at the end?

SPEAKER_05

It was supposed it was 1-1. Yeah, but la then last official minute, yeah, last official minute, Brazil scored.

SPEAKER_01

2-1. Go through. It was supposed to go into extra time. Oh no. Or added time, I mean. Oh my god. Was it like 95th minute?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, it was 90, it was legit 95th minutes. It was six added minutes. No, six added minutes. It was the sixth minute, 96th.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I wanted Japan to move on so bad. I really wanted to see them in the fight. Like in the final group stages.

SPEAKER_05

Oh dude, I wanted more of Suzuki.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah. Oh man. Okay. Anyways, the the 20,000 people thing. Yeah. Awesome. Really cool to be there. Really like awesome feeling being around that many people. Have you ever been at like a concert or like a football game or an event? Yeah, yeah. And then you get There, it's it's fine getting there. Like, yeah, maybe a bit crowded on the public transport, whatever. It's time to leave. It's the worst thing ever, yeah. The Japan versus Sweden match, the whole of the.

SPEAKER_05

So you always go earlier though.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, you're supposed to, but when it's a football match and you like you want to see it today.

SPEAKER_05

But dude, it was 3-0. I would have gone in like the 80th minutes.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but we still wanted to see if if we score one goal, we just wanted to see what goal. That's all we needed. But at the end of the game, at the end of the Japan uh Sweden game that I didn't go to, the whole public Swedish transport uh public transport system shut down. Like people were out till 5 a.m. Like they couldn't get home. And uh the public uh transport went out with a statement before this match and said, Okay, we're gonna prepare, we're gonna make adjustments, we're gonna have it so there's a lot more buses and a lot more trains during this time, you're gonna be able to get home. Yeah, that was a fucking lie. They lied, they lied. We go out, we can't exit the stadium, there's so many people. They have blocked off the road, so obviously people just don't walk right out the road. Do you know how the stadium looks, how where it's located? If you go out, there's just a road right outside. Okay. So they we you have to walk the entire sidewalk to get around until you get to the other side of the road. And we're we're trying to find like electric scooters or something just to get out of this part of town to a part where it's not that this crowded, right? All of them are gone. They're all gone. Every single scooter is gone. They've taken every 20,000 people.

SPEAKER_05

How long does it take for you to if you if you were to take the scooter, were you gonna scoot home?

SPEAKER_01

Well, our original plan was scoot to another part of town and take the bus from that part of town. 20 minutes it took us to find a scooter, and we were like, We're two people. Yeah, yeah, don't do this, it's it's illegal. But we saw a guy hop off. I was like, Yeah, give me that shit immediately. And my little brother, yeah, I was just like, Yeah, we're gonna have to take one, both of us, just hop on, I'll take us to the other part. So we get on it, traffic is horrible, you know, bike traffic, especially when it's like one slow fuck at the at the front of the line, just crowds up the whole road. And it's cars on this side, so I can't overtake anybody. And I'm balancing my little brother on the back of the scooter, and oh my god. We drive to the bus stop, we get there. There's like a few people there. We're like, okay, we're gonna be able to get on this bus. It leaves in 20 minutes. Fine. So I check the app, it says enough space. It's a lot of space on this bus. Yeah, a lot of space.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, the app always, yeah, yeah, yeah. It tells you how much space there is on the container bus. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it says that's sick though. Yeah, there is there's got on plots. Yeah, there's there's a lot of space. Plenty of space, exactly. So we sit there, we wait. Gradually, a lot more people are coming to this bus stop. Oh no. All of them are wearing like uh uh sweet.

SPEAKER_05

You start becoming a commander. Be sad fast defend it! Defend it, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

No, for real. I was like, I took we were sitting here at a couple of tables, I was like, yeah, come here. We're standing, we're fucking cutting lines here. We're not we're getting on this bus. I don't give a fuck. The bus gets uh delayed five times. So now we've been at the bus stop for 40 minutes, and now it's like, okay, we're just booking a taxi. Taxis don't exist. You can't book a taxi.

SPEAKER_05

Uber bulk.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, th I tried all of them. You can't book it. Yeah, there's no cars available in the whole city of Stockholm. Not a single car available. And I over here, you know, loud drunks, they talk a lot around us. They're also like, it just keeps declining, it just keeps declining. Like everyone's searching for a taxi at this point. And I was like, the bus didn't move from one bus stop all the time. That's why it was delayed. And I was like, okay, the bus driver's in a fight or something, he's fighting for his life. I don't know what's happening. Finally it starts to move, right? And then it comes closer. It's like taking its time. I'm like, it shouldn't take this long. But it's plenty of space, right? It's gonna be plenty of space. Full boarded. You know, on the on the side, it says full boarded.

SPEAKER_03

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01

We're not getting hope. And I was like, when's the Nespa? Next bus, 40 minutes. Legit, you know that yeah, yeah. We're the clock is already like 2 30 a.m. Dude, I have work tomorrow. I didn't call off work for that shit, no. I was like, yeah, I'm gonna get home in a timely manner, it's gonna be a fine. And my brother, he he was gonna sleep back in my apartment, so we didn't have like to switch or anything. Like, we're just both going to I don't even live that far out, man. Just please, just please. Yeah. And you the specific bus we were taking goes all the way to the Stockholm Airport outside Orlanda. And people were literally, I don't know how they planned this shit. They were pulling up with suitcases trying to get on the bus to get to the airport. Good luck. Yeah, good fucking luck. Oh my god. Yeah, take a taxi. Yeah, yeah, you can't even take a taxi. So at at that point, I was like, yeah, get the get the fuck back on the scooter. I'm driving us home. I don't give a fuck. I don't care how much it costs. We're getting home. And you drove home. Yeah, we drove I drove us home on a scooter.

SPEAKER_04

How much was it?

SPEAKER_01

Uh like uh nine dollars. It was it was fine. I in my head I was like, it's gonna be so much. It was fine, dude. It was fucking fine. So yeah, I just drove it, took like 30 minutes, but whatever. We got home, and then yeah, 3 a.m. I was dead. You know when you're for real like falling asleep in your chair at work. I don't know why. No, you didn't call it off. No, no, no, no. No, I can't. It's uh now during work, a lot of people have been l uh are taking their vacation. So it's just me. Yeah, it's just me and another guy. I can't call off work. If I break my leg, I have to go into work. It's it our business can't survive if we it's only one person. We're gonna be fucked. So I have to go in. And oh, that's 6 a.m. alarm. Yeah, man. The 6 a.m. alarm clock. I slept on the couch because I let my uh brother sleep out, like uh he was just gonna sleep in my place. He has summer vacation. So I was like, yeah, I'm just gonna have a shit day, it's fine. But goddamn, I was fucking tired. I haven't been that tired in a long while. You know when you can like feel the bags under your eyes, you can like feel the weight on your eyelids.

SPEAKER_05

And all you can think about is what you would do to be to go just sleep, just go to your bed. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01

I would pay $100 to get and then oh I hate it. When I got home, I was tired. The whole like bike ride home and everything. I was so tired. Get home, just take something quick to eat, so I'm not hungry and I wake up, go to bed wide awake.

SPEAKER_05

That's how I know how is it possible?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I know. Yeah, let me open some windows, let me do everything.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god, dude, you're dead tired the entire day. You you lay down finally and sleep.

SPEAKER_01

It's like you're excited to sleep. That's why you're awake. I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_05

And the thoughts start flooding.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Is God even really told a shitty joke today at work? Oh, they hate me now. Oh, they all hate me. I'm shutting out.

SPEAKER_05

Should I get a fresh fade tomorrow?

SPEAKER_01

Just stupid shit. What are you talking about? But dude, just fall asleep. I wanna sleep. You know, when it's feel like you're extra awake, like your eyes are extra open. And you know you're not gonna fall asleep. Yeah. No, I just uh scroll on my phone until like eventually I get a bit tired. I'm like, fuck this, I'm just gonna get up.

SPEAKER_05

Exactly. That's that's the mode. So you're like, okay, okay. Initially you're like, okay, this is not gonna work. Yeah. You start scrolling, right? Yeah, and then you realize, okay, the scrolling made me a tad bit tired. Yeah, let's put it right.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

And then again, and then again, and then okay, this shit is not working, right? And then you do repeat it until you eventually fall asleep during your, you know, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. And you know what ends up happening? The worst case scenario. I get up, I'm like, let me just sit at my computer and like get tired that way. I don't know. Just I'm I'm awake anyways. I fall asleep in front of my computer. And you know, I wake up three hours later.

SPEAKER_05

I've never fallen asleep that way.

SPEAKER_01

Never in your chair. No. If I'm dead tired, I will I will just fall asleep in my chair.

SPEAKER_05

I've never done it, never.

SPEAKER_01

It happens to me when I'm like uh all nighter.

SPEAKER_05

I'm way too uncomfortable. I can't.

SPEAKER_01

No, I'm when I'm like, you know, fucking laying down, like watching a YouTube video, it just happens.

SPEAKER_05

Do you remember when we got back from uh Gotland?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

We were all dead tired because we had to wake up at like 5 a.m. Oh yeah. And we we went to sleep at like two because we did some schemes. Who cares? So so we woke up, like we had like two, three hours of sleep, and and you oh you were stinking up the the whole tunnel with your farts during sleep.

SPEAKER_01

What the fuck? No. Just gonna clear the road now.

SPEAKER_05

So we woke up and you you remember how we were sitting like this trying to sleep.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Oh my the worst position.

SPEAKER_05

It was too cold to fall asleep. Yeah. You remember that shit? And we were too uncomfortable. Yeah. We were I I couldn't sleep and I was so tired. And then we had to take the train for like one and a half hour afterwards. Oh my god. And we got lost, you remember?

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah, we I said I thought I knew a better route, so I we hopped off and it was actually the wrong way. Yeah, fuck, man. Okay, no.

SPEAKER_05

Whatever, dude. But dude, tomorrow?

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm. Tomorrow.

SPEAKER_05

Bollywood movie.

SPEAKER_01

Bollywood movie? We're watching Alpha. Oh, it's Alpha. Oh my god, I'm stupid. I'm fucking idiot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My f my favorite kind of movie. Actually.

SPEAKER_05

It's like it's become tradition for us to go to the not all Bollywood movies, a specific universe. The specific franchise. YRF Spy Universe.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Pathan. Tiger Gabi.

SPEAKER_01

For real cinema. For real cinema. Absolute cinema. Absolute cinema.

SPEAKER_05

I have just. I I don't think obviously putting aside like Odyssey and Part 3. I'm never as excited for a movie as I am when there's a new YRF spy universe movie.

SPEAKER_01

But you know, it's fucking. I wish people could enjoy it. I don't think a lot of people can enjoy it like we do. Like when we're in there, there's like obviously the Indian that Indian people that understand this universe and they're there for the action and grew up with Shit like that. Yeah, exactly. But January, we're like two two idiots in the fucking theory. Explosion. Explosion.

SPEAKER_05

They shot his wife. They shot they shoot his wife.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's the best though. It's the fucking best. So they fucking yeah, they just killed his wife. He's down on his luck. He's fucked up. Let's dance.

SPEAKER_05

He's like, he's walking around all time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

They just start singing and dancing. It's fucking awesome, man.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, dude, the mid- mid-way. It's like the halftime break. Yeah. Just start dancing. Best shit ever. Music awesome.

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05

Expl bro. Dude. Explosions. Oh no. The craziest effects you've ever seen in your life. Pure adrenaline throughout the whole sequence, right? Yeah. Throughout the whole movie. And dude, I can't wait. Dude, the first one, Pathon?

SPEAKER_01

Oh.

SPEAKER_05

Awesome.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Awesome. Awesome. The second one currently is my favorite. When we went to War 2.

SPEAKER_01

War 2. Oh, it's it. With the Shaitan? Oh no, that one. Yeah, for sure. Jim is the first one. Yeah. Shaitan is the second one. That is fucking. Oh my god. So good. So many characters. Like it was full fucking the backstory on point. The fucking effects. Oh my god. It just rushes a dude, takes his machine gun with a tiger roar and an explosion in the back.

SPEAKER_05

For some reason, the thing with all these spies, for some reason, they're all serving India against other evil corporations. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It's never another country, it's like corporations. It's like evil hierarchies.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, class. It's like it's like, you know, the Illuminati conspiracy theory of the guys controlling the president. It's always them. And there's always a specific individual spy who's like the guy leading the thing.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Because he can fight awesomely. And the way he breaks down a corporation is not through economics. It's by beating the shit out of them.

SPEAKER_01

It's like India first. India first. Oh yeah, India first. I'm a soldier.

SPEAKER_05

Always. I'm a soldier. India first.

SPEAKER_01

It's the fucking. Oh my god. It's literally the but they yeah, they're just super, superhuman. They're all they are superhuman. Yeah, they're superhuman.

SPEAKER_05

Like the The Chaitan sequence where he beats up like 20 African, African smugglers, just by me. He goes in, he he connects his phone to the speaker, and he plays Chaitan. The best the best advertising ever.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

And he's like, you guys ain't ready.

SPEAKER_01

Goes out fucking. Yeah, no. With explosions and everything. They are superhuman. Oh yeah. And the fucking uh what what was the scene with the fucking when they're on a train, jump out, they got miniguns out their ass.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, out of nowhere. They're like two miniguns. And then we didn't know. Uh Pathon is fighting. This is the first one, Pathon, not War 2. Pathon is and out of nowhere. Oh no, this is prior. He's fighting, he's gonna die. I don't know where someone lands. And this someone we didn't know at the time. This guy's big dick. It's like there's Superman. It's Tiger. Tiger, that's his name, yeah. Tiger. And it's like Batman and Superman teaming up. And you know what's coming out later on. Tiger versus Pathan.

SPEAKER_01

Really? Oh yeah, that's like you told me that, yeah. That's like they're sure. Exactly. That that is that is literally Batman versus Superman, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

In this one we're watching, Alpha is like, it's it's like obviously in the same universe. Yeah. But it's like new characters in the universe. Because I feel like they're they're doing a Marvel. Yeah. They're introducing all characters separately. Yeah, so they're connected to Infinity War, actually. Infinity War. Exactly. Oh my god. So they introduced Pathan in Pathan. Yeah. War 2 is no in War 1 they introduced Kabir. But in War 2 they continued on Kabir and this new Shaitan guy. And now Alpha, and then they're gonna make Tiger and Pathan fight. Best cinematic universe. Do you genuinely believe me when I tell you I'm more hyped for Pathan versus Tiger than Avengers Doomsday?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I get it. For sure. I don't think a lot of people would obviously they wouldn't agree with that at all. Yeah. But you gotta you gotta like look at it. You gotta look at it in like a specific light, right? You can't go into it like this is an action film, I'm here for the action, right?

SPEAKER_05

You make a very good point. The way people need to, in my opinion, yeah, uh watch these kinds of movies is you gotta turn your brain off. Oh, yeah. You're not supposed to critically analyze that. No, no, no. There is no continuation, there is no plot consistency, everything is inconsistent, and obviously, dude, they just do everything for plot. Exactly. Everything for plot. There's no consistency.

SPEAKER_01

Just action, the action meter just max. Just max that shit.

SPEAKER_05

You wanna have fun? Yeah, you go to this movie. You are there purely for dopamine and fun, not a real story like Doom Part 3 or the Odyssey. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01

I I just remember the first time I saw it, we were watching the trailer for Pathon before we were gonna see it. He's getting tortured in a chair. He ends up getting out, does a fucking spin backflip, headshots two guys simultaneously. Fucking lands that shit. Yeah, that's my shit. I'm I'm watching that 100%.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, but who is your favorite character in the universe so far? Jim.

SPEAKER_01

I was gonna say Jim. It's either him or the main character from the latest one. Kabir. Kabir. Oh the Chaitan guy. Oh the Chaitan guy.

SPEAKER_05

So many good characters!

SPEAKER_01

The Chaitan guy.

SPEAKER_05

And not to mention Patan's awesome too.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. But Jim was such a good villain. You know the what's the Dwayne Johnson when he does his like stoic uh sto it's called something when you do that. When you do like a stoic look, looking out over something. It's called something. I don't know. But Shaitan No, what am I saying? Uh Patan when he does that. With his fucking hair blowing, slow motion action, he rides in a fucking tank, or for some reason. Yeah, awesome. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

Jim. There are two scenes with Jim I love. Okay, his theme song, see his theme song is awesome.

SPEAKER_02

La la la la La The music also.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. And okay, so first one is when Pathan is following the girl he likes. You remember the shit. And then she goes to a pool and she walks across the pool, and who's sitting there like this? Jim! Jim. And then the second one is when he takes a rocket launcher and like shoots a helicopter. Awesome too. But didn't Jim die at the end? He fell off. He fell off, but I think it was intentionally vague. Exactly vague.

SPEAKER_01

He can have a comeback, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

But wait, War 2 is better than Pathon, in my humble opinion. I had more fun in War 2. We hadn't even watched War 1. No clue. No clue. Legit, no idea. We were, dude, legit, we just went for fun.

SPEAKER_01

Like two idiots. Yeah. I wonder if the other people in the theater are like, oh my god, yeah, fucking idiots. Fucking oh I hate it.

SPEAKER_05

We're gonna be those guys tomorrow again. You're just there to have fun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Actually though, actually. No, it's just fun to have that.

SPEAKER_05

But if you enjoy them for like plot and things, that's your thing. Whatever. Yeah. We go, I go, you go, have fun. That's it.

SPEAKER_01

But uh one thing I was gonna ask, it was after because I work tomorrow, it was at that time I could reasonably reasonably get to the theater, right? Before I end at five.

SPEAKER_03

We it starts at seven.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, that's fine. That's fine.

SPEAKER_03

So what time do you think you'll be at the theater?

SPEAKER_01

Uh I I'll probably be able to get there at around six. Some of you gotta eat like Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, I was hoping not to do that because I actually really want to see this movie. But I don't know if you get this. I I hate cancelling plans personally. I hate like that. Yeah, for sure, for sure. But when it's like you're hyped for this movie, right? I'm like, okay, I would I don't wanna go, but like calling you being like, Yeah, I don't wanna go because I just wanna stay at home. That sucks. Like that sucks. But I don't know if you have any like I don't wanna call them kink satisfactions, but like some some weird satisfaction you get out of it when you don't wanna go, and then the other guy calls you and like, yeah, I gotta turn it down, I gotta uh I gotta cancel.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

Such a great feeling.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god. Yeah, I didn't want to jerk off and play fucking video games. Yeah, no. I wanted to go. Yeah, trust me.

SPEAKER_05

But you see, I agree. You know when you don't want to go and they cancel on you, best feeling ever. Almost almost the same level as a new fresh fate. Right? Right, the new fresh haircut feeling. But what my one of my uncles told me, You okay, sure, you don't want to go, but once you're there, you won't regret going.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's those times. The reason I get the satisfaction is because there are those times where you go. Don't you just hate that? When you like, you're not you're kinda hyped for it. Like the plan sounds good on paper, and then it's just you're not in the mood. Every everyone's like tired. It's just ass.

SPEAKER_05

Well, you know, when you have the greatest layup of all time and it just hits, didn't we have that last Thursday?

SPEAKER_01

Uh oh yeah. Oh my god, oh my god. Didn't it hit? It could have gone terribly, but it hit. It fucking hit. Every single thing hits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's that's awesome. That's for sure the best best feeling ever. But the worst one is when you uh ex when you go and you like have a layup, but then you go to this place and it kinda sucks. Like this is specifically like kind of bar hopping or something like that. Everything's just dead, everyone is just kinda tired. You go to the next place, it's the same, like you just oh my god, you're dead. Let's just go home. Yeah, exactly. No, it's why waste money? Yeah, why waste it? We ain't got money. Yeah, why waste money? But then there are the it is still the potential. I told you about this. I went to a rave for the first time. That was literally one of those nights. We went to the first place, it was dead. We went to the other one, oh my god, what am what am I doing here? Maybe we should just call it off, go home. We go outside, one of my friends is like arguing with a guard, and then a dude just spawns. Yeah, this yo, y'all feeling a rave.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, no, you won't have a blast.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, for real, just whispers in our ears.

SPEAKER_05

What I offer you is the time of your life.

SPEAKER_01

I love how one of my friends laid this shit up because he was literally like he was the one that got approached first, and he was like, hold that thought. Yo, come over here. Guys, come. Tell this guy what you said to me. Yeah, you wanna have a blast. And then again, yo, yo, bro, yo, fuck that guard. Yeah, come here.

SPEAKER_05

But you know how easy I am. A random, yeah, a random elf could come up to me. Yo, you wanna have a blast?

SPEAKER_01

There's nothing more I would want. Yeah, man, but it just out of nowhere, we don't know this guy. He just approached us, he was like, Do you wanna go to a fuck uh a fuck? I don't know what to call it. Just a forest. Yeah, just in the middle of the forest, just to have fun. Yeah, just have fun.

SPEAKER_05

It's gonna bomb.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, no, just I don't even remember. I was drunk, obviously. I don't even know where he took us. We just followed the middle.

SPEAKER_05

You know, flip nip is there. What?

SPEAKER_01

Flipnip is there, which it was like, yeah, we just followed this guy, he just took us down. Into the metro, we just got on a train.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I gotta blind you guys. You may not know the path to our forest.

SPEAKER_01

You're gonna have a surprise.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. No one can know the way.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, yeah, exactly. Oh my god. No, we were just sitting talking at the on the train, and he was like, We're here. Follow me, like the wizard. Yeah, just followed him. No, but you're here. I gotta blind you.

SPEAKER_05

Then you my god. We have arrived.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think you know this feeling. This was like a move. Oh yeah, last night was a movie. Like for it. We just go, like, we meet up with a bunch of random other guys that's also going to this thing, and we're just talking to them, walking 30 minutes out into the thor forest. 30 minutes is a long fucking walk. And then you hear it slowly, right? And then you see the forest, right? Yeah, it's lights flashing out of the trees everywhere. You start hearing people having fun. You know the general fun noise.

SPEAKER_05

But imagine he was like, You want to have a blast? Yeah, blinds you does the over here. You heard doom doom doom. You go, it's just dance.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's just dance. Oh man. No, no, no. The game, just dance. Oh, it's the just dance game. I got a perfect. Yeah, I got a perfect. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Step over, step over, yep, yep. No man, it was fucking this. I didn't know. I don't know if this is legal or not, honestly. They had set up a whole fucking thing. It was like bouncers with card readers and everything to get in. And then you gotta show your like what kind of bouncers?

SPEAKER_05

No, no, no. No. You want five more plans? That's five more schmeckles! Five more scheme. Yeah, it's meckles, it's f it's the forest, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It's meckles, yeah. But then yeah, they have like the forest. Y'all need to forest and elves, yeah. No, but it's just fucking fairies too. Yeah, but you can tell when you get there, it's just homemade. The whole thing is just homemade. It's like yeah, they fucking set up like a half-ass bar and then they have this DJ set with fucking lights going everywhere. And they they had it's a fucking event to get things there. I don't know. And it's I guess it it's it is illegal because they drop the location. It's a gamble when you when you buy the tickets. Because you buy the tickets, but you can't buy them before the attendance illegal? No, no, no, no. Attendance is not illegal. Because that would be pretty stupid. Yeah, yeah, that's stupid. No, it's only illegal. I guess some people have permits, but it's only illegal to do organize the event.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But you have to book it. This is so sketchy. You have to pay beforehand, and then they drop the location 30 minutes before it starts. So that's ass o'clock, fucking it's a good thing. It's funny though, it's a scavenger. It could be like, oh, it's 10 minutes in that direction, or it could be fucking narnia. Like you gotta, yeah, like we did. Take a metro station and walk 50 30 minutes into the fucking forest in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, but that's the yeah, that's the gamble. And it was fucking yeah, it paid off, man. It paid off.

SPEAKER_05

You know when you wait, wait, wait. Bruh, the location draw. We're going to Wimbledore.

SPEAKER_01

It's like that, though. Yeah, it's fucking exactly like that. But it's oh my god, you know when the sun rises and you're so deprived of dopamine, you've used up all your dopamine, and then you just stand there in the sun, just fucking bathing in it. And we our phones were dead. We just walked home from there. 45,000 steps. The most amount of steps I've taken in a whole day. Yeah, it was it was awesome. It was just because it's so during the summertime, it's a privilege to be able to complain how hot it is. I've thought about it a lot. I'm like in my apartment. I'm in my apartment, I'm like, oh my god, it's hot as shit. What the fuck? Yeah, I think it's a good thing. But then I think back to the winter and I'm like, oh thank god.

SPEAKER_05

I complained about shit being hot in front of one of my friends. He's like, yeah, rather rather dead than ice cold winter. For sure, for sure. Every day of the week.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

It's winter here, dude.

SPEAKER_01

It's hell, man. It's hell. I told you, I told you last week when I was here, like uh I was somehow in my youth convinced myself that I liked the winter more than the summer. Me too. Fuck out of here, man. Oh, I think it is because I've gotten a job or so like I gotta get home. When getting home from work is a fucking task that you're not looking forward to. Relax! Oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, yeah. I'm just fidgeting fidgeting over here, yeah. Yeah. But when getting home is a fucking task, you're like Oh my god, you're not looking forward to it at all. You just oh my can I just teleport, please? Can I just fucking get this over with? It's wet and fucking cold, and oh, you gotta put layers on, and then you get on the train and it's hot as fuck, and people are pushing.

SPEAKER_05

Speaking of hot as fuck, yeah, new haircuts, right?

SPEAKER_01

Obviously, cool as shit. Fresh.

SPEAKER_05

Dude Isn't it so expensive to maintain your looks to keep yourself fresh? I'm talking about haircuts, okay. Perfume lasts a long time, new clothes, yeah, fresh fresh new clothes, like uh skin. Skin care, skin care, all of the all of the above to a haircut nowadays, standard price.

SPEAKER_01

50. Like 50 dollars, yeah. What are we talking about? I'm cutting my hair. This should be like a weekly occurrence if I want to upkeep my hair. Dude, I wanna upkeep my hair.

SPEAKER_05

I wanna get okay. For me, it's okay to cut my hair every other week. I can't do that. Not with my budget.

SPEAKER_01

No, if if you wanted to keep like, oh, I fuck with this haircut, you gotta cut it every week. Yeah, that's $200 a month. I can't Jesus Christ. On my hair, hell no. Hell no. Fuck you, no.

SPEAKER_05

But it's so important, and you're so fresh, and you're so clean, dude. When you got a new haircut, you could fucking you could, I don't know, dude. Yeah, you could conquer Europe.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but you know, especially for me, I have so I have really thick hair, especially I I'm actually gonna cut it this week, and I think it's this is the longest I've ever had it. But especially back here, it's so thick, so when I cut it, it's literally like a weight has been taken off. It's so nice. It's so and it's obviously so much more nice. Uh it's just your fresh. You're so fresh.

SPEAKER_05

And you know the feeling of being fresh, it's the best feeling after you all. You're fresh out of a shower, you cut your hair yesterday. Yeah, you came out of the shower today, you you see, you see, it's it works. It's weird cut actually works. And you know, you put your deodorant, yeah. You ride that for like a week. And you know, perfume, you go out, you clean new, fresh, like iron clothes. Yeah, we ain't got the money.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but oh my god, this happened to me literally yesterday. You know when you all your uh skin terror skincare products and your other products that you use, like shampoo, everything runs out at the same time. At the same time. Like life is trying to fuck you. That happened to me yesterday. I was literally like, okay, I'm out of this, I'm out of this. Alright, I'll just buy some more tomorrow. I get in the shower, you know when you have to fucking dump. Oh my god. And I get some shampoo, I'm like, this is not enough.

SPEAKER_02

You gotta start clamping, clamping your shampoo. Yeah, I just got it. Oh my god, no.

SPEAKER_01

Give me some No, but I was looking around in the shower. I'm like, okay, let me just use regular shower gel. You know, the axe three in one, like that it should work for just today.

SPEAKER_05

You gotta be conservative. You buy a freaking shampoo 14 in one it's hair wax, hair shampoo, it's a moisturizer, air conditioner. What are we talking about? Fuck.

SPEAKER_01

I've actually seen that like, oh, where was it? In uh when I was in Madrid. I actually saw a 15 in one. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_05

What are we talking about? Fucking hand moisturizer, fucking. And if you get AIDS, apply this on your own. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

What the fuck? Yeah, motor oil, yeah, exactly. What the fuck? How? How? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

Dude, upkeep is too much because obviously moisturizer, like what $12?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. A proxy? The one, yeah, the one I use.

SPEAKER_05

But I use a cleanser first because you gotta cleanse your face of all like dirt and oils and whatnot. No, actually my cleanser does not remove oils.

SPEAKER_01

Alright.

SPEAKER_05

And then moisturizer, yeah, to keep yourself, you know, keep the skin wet and intact. And then for me, acne.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Could treat acne. I have a bad case too. Fucking just I don't know. It's just I've tried, you know, when you start trying products after products after products. It's just nothing really seems to work. I have one now that like works half the time. It like keeps me in the world.

SPEAKER_05

But do you just do? You don't do research?

SPEAKER_01

No, I do. I do. I look up like what works for other people. I ask my friends what works for other people.

SPEAKER_05

No fuck your friends do uh YouTube.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, but licensed dermatologists.

SPEAKER_05

They'll they'll tell you to tell you.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but if it's if my friend says I did the same research for years, this one works for me, I'm gonna try it out.

SPEAKER_05

Was it me? I dropped the anti-peri per per perispirant.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah, you did that. Yeah, that was a fucking that was a pick. Oh my god. I never leave without it nowadays. It's so and you know the logic, right?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah so a regular deodorant, it's like say you have a trash can in your room, it's like putting a bucket of flowers next to you to try to cancel the spell out, it doesn't work.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's deodorant, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

But anti-perispirant just just just from the base starts killing the bacteria that induces the bad spelling.

SPEAKER_01

Garbage disposal, yeah, yeah, immediately.

SPEAKER_05

Garbage disposal, exactly, correct analogy. Just kills the bacteria before it gets smelly. So it's just neutral, it doesn't smell anything.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I always shower in the evenings and then I go to sleep. And before I knew about this, I wake up and I'm like, oh, I just showered yesterday. Now I'm like kind of sweaty, kinda sticky. Like yeah, now I wake up, I wake up fresh. I feel fresh, so much fresher. It's so everyone needs to use antiprespirants. It's the cheap code. Yeah, it is for real though. It's fucking funny.

SPEAKER_05

It doesn't make you smell good, you're just fresh.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you're just clean. No, but what I do, yeah, I take it uh the night before I go to sleep. Then I put deodorant on when I leave. Sure. So I smell so I smell nice. And then I have a deodorant on me for just emergency emergency cases. Between your cheeks. Yeah, no, man. No, no. No, man, no. In my bag, I got my bag, alright. I got a bag.

SPEAKER_05

I hate all your bags so much.

SPEAKER_01

Just a bag, man. You're just hating on me. Every time in fucking high school, like how you you you got a fucking bag with you, or you're a fucking loser.

SPEAKER_02

Did I just catch you in a bag again?

SPEAKER_05

I'm in school with a fucking bag. I kick you into the locker. Bitch. Apologize.

SPEAKER_01

Apologize, yeah. Oh my god, yeah. You're fucking mean, you're a fucking bully. You're fucking mean.

SPEAKER_05

Either way, bro, I'm not mean. As always, I've been bra number one.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'll bring bra number two. And we've been the true bras.

SPEAKER_05

Thank you guys for listening.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, thank you.