Our Biggest Pet Peeves! : Two Brahs Podcast Episode 18

This episodes includes conversations about the optimal job, the new dune part three trailer, our biggest pet peeves and more!

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

In walk in through the door and it's like I'm like standing on something. What the fuck? It's just a mat under me.

SPEAKER_01 0:09

It's like checked under the mat. Fuck!

SPEAKER_00 0:12

It's a scary.

SPEAKER_01 0:13

You're trying to trap you're trying to get my weight. You fuck. You try to trap me. One podcast to rule them all. Do hombrece.

SPEAKER_02 0:30

Did you see that stupid shit they put off like a few months ago? The fucking pouch.

SPEAKER_03 0:35

Nah.

SPEAKER_02 0:36

Oh my god, search it up. Search up Apple fucking I'll do it here. Yeah. Yeah, that's easier. I don't know what you would uh shoulder. It's a bag. Like an iPhone bag. Search iPhone bag might be.

SPEAKER_03 0:53

I'm gonna just do this. Whatever happens, happens.

SPEAKER_02 0:56

It's like a shoulder string that you sling over. No, no, no, no, no. That's just Apple iPhone bag.

SPEAKER_03 1:03

I feel like you've seen AI video.

SPEAKER_02 1:05

No no no, this was all over. It's the fucking stupidest.

SPEAKER_03 1:14

No, there is no bag.

SPEAKER_02 1:19

I don't know what to call it. I don't know what to do.

SPEAKER_03 1:22

Regardless is supposed to be a bag.

SPEAKER_02 1:28

Here we go. Yep. No, this is not it either. What the fuck? Am I crazy? Am I going crazy? Maybe I'm going crazy.

SPEAKER_03 1:40

Oh, this one. Introducing Albany.

SPEAKER_02 1:42

Yeah, there it is. There it is. That's the one. Oh my god. It was like, oh, it was expensive. I don't know how much.

SPEAKER_03 1:49

Dude, it's look at it.

SPEAKER_02 1:53

It's a sock. It's a sock.

SPEAKER_03 1:55

Piece of cloth.

SPEAKER_02 1:56

Yeah, it's a literally just a piece of cloth.

SPEAKER_03 2:04

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 2:06

What do you mean? So they I guess they're trying to get into Yeah. They're trying to get into like a designer space, right? But come on. That's more of an inconvenience than anything.

SPEAKER_03 2:19

This one. Yeah. Kind of feel so too. I feel like it's a.

SPEAKER_02 2:22

You have your phone phone here all the time just flapping around.

SPEAKER_03 2:26

But the whole thing is uh supposed to be fashion, like you said. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:31

Yeah, exactly. It's only the fashion business.

SPEAKER_03 2:33

Not crafted in Japan though.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

Oh god damn, yeah. Not in Bangladesh, I guess. What the fuck, man? How much was it by the way? Was it like 150?

SPEAKER_03 2:43

Short strap, 150, long strap, 500.

SPEAKER_02 2:45

Yeah, it's it's a designer, it's a designer. What the fuck, man?

SPEAKER_03 2:51

It's it's way too much. It's way too much. Anyways, who cares? We're not gonna buy it, right? Yeah, no. I just showed you the the the Dune trailer, right? What do you think of it? Initial thoughts. Honest thoughts.

SPEAKER_02 3:05

You know, um what sucks is you're the only one that I know that likes Dune. Like for real, likes Dune.

unknown 3:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 3:13

You like you have an opinion that you like it. Uh everyone else is like, I saw the first movie, it's kind of nice.

SPEAKER_03 3:18

I think saying that I like Dune is like it's the biggest understatement.

SPEAKER_02 3:24

No, but that's that's what I mean. I have like conflicting feelings about like why why can't they see it's good, man? It's fucking good. And then I have you that's like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 3:34

But I think I'm I'm fairly rating it, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 3:37

It's crazy. No, the part two was fucking amazing. Just I didn't see it in theaters, I saw it at home. Yeah, that's that's the big difference.

SPEAKER_03 3:45

It's the greatest theater experience I've ever had.

SPEAKER_02 3:48

Yeah, exactly. Now that's the that's the big thing that I couldn't do. I just watched it at home, but still it was fucking fucking amazing movie. And now you showed me it, I'm hyped, but I don't think anyone wants to go on the Dune film. You gotta do it. I might go alone, might do it. You gotta do it, you gotta do it. You know what feels the worst though? When you get on the website and it's automatically automatically two and you yeah, minus one.

SPEAKER_03 4:13

Yeah, fuck you too.

SPEAKER_02 4:13

Now we're buying separately though, that's why. Like we're gonna go to the show.

SPEAKER_03 4:16

But you saw you you saw when I went to the cinema first time alone. I really think going to the cinema alone is is such a nice experience. Not when it's when it's kinda empty. When it's kinda empty.

SPEAKER_02 4:26

Yeah, yours was crazy.

SPEAKER_03 4:27

I went to the drama. Yeah. Uh uh, it's it's about uh a marriage uh or whatever. Yeah, Robert Pattinson and Zendaya. The theater was empty.

SPEAKER_02 4:36

Oh my god, perfect experience. What an experience! Oh my god. I I was sat I went to another movie the first time, I just was sat to two green dickheads, man. Oh my god. Uh let's not get into that. Demon Slater, Kitechuno Yaiba, Infinity Castle. Yeah, no, I wanted to see the conclusion to the season. Yeah, went to the movie, and there was just two decades. Right, I was on the edge, you know, like one of the worst seats because it was fully booked, it was the premiere. So I was just on the edge, and then these two like 15-year-olds, you know, the type. All the the whole movie, man. It was just yeah, and then I also had like I guess other plans I didn't I forgot about, so I was like sitting there worrying, like I might have to end early, and like it wasn't it wasn't putting out the best, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:29

Yeah, okay, yeah. No, but uh listen, back to Dune. I really I like the trailer. I prefer the first trailer because it hyped me up way too much. Yeah, legit. You know, I've seen that trailer probably like at least 15 times. Oh my god. Yeah, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 5:46

The second trailer, this one that just came out, I like it, but there are a few oh damn, there are a few things that uh you wanna tweak, you wanna you wanna give him some pointers on how they could have done it?

SPEAKER_03 6:00

No, no, listen. First of all, okay, no no, listen. Paul throughout the trailer, or not throughout, he says in the trailer, forgive me for all I've done, and that he's committed atrocities and he's beyond redemption. Yeah, and I feel like from an outside point of view, it's true. Like if you're not if you cannot gaze into Paul's mind, yes, he's killed billions. Yeah, billions have died in his name, he's committed atrocities and whatever and whatnot, yes, he's he's on from that point of view he's evil. But as the reader and as the watcher, you know this is not the whole story, right? Yeah, I just want to clarify too. I'm only on children of Dune, the third Dune book, and I'm halfway through. So there might be things I yet do not know, right? There are there might be twists and turns and tackle and twist at the end, yeah. And things I do not understand about the story, so things I don't get about Paul yet, so so beware of that. But what I understand is the jihad, the holy war that takes place is not Paul's fault. Okay, but by the time he already is in with the Fremen, yeah, the jihad will take place no matter what. When he starts understanding what it is, because throughout the first book, he gets a feeling that he has a terrible terrible purpose in life. Oh, okay. He's got a terrible purpose, but he doesn't understand what that purpose is. But as soon as he understands what it is, it's already too late. Oh, yeah, it's already set in motion, right? So then I some argue, okay, he does it to avenge his father. Yeah, a good argument, but I feel like the primary reason he does it, and might be wrong, is because it's the least evil out of all possible futures. Okay, yeah. Not all futures he can foresee. This is the one with the least amount of evil in it. Oh, yeah. Right? So he does it because he has to. He's he's stuck to this timeline, he's stuck to this future, and this is this is the best of the worst. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 7:50

Yeah, like Aaron, yeah, you just gotta do it.

SPEAKER_03 7:52

Yeah, it's this way, through this way, humanity gets saved, right? He he chooses this path because in the long run, humanity shall be saved. If he doesn't commit the atrocities that he does, everyone will eventually die. And then the argument is like, okay, sure, is he evil because of this? No, he's actively trying to save humanity, right? Yeah, and then that you know, that's also like a weird thing about the author, Frank Herbert. He said he wrote he says that he wrote uh Dune as a cautionary tale about charismatic leaders, not to just blindly follow people, because they you see how the Fremen blindly follow him, but he commits atrocities by using them. Yeah, but then he also goes against his initial reasoning for writing the book by justifying Paul's actions.

SPEAKER_02 8:35

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_03 8:36

So so he he he writes it as a cautionary cautionary tale, but then he also makes it so that Paul is a hero.

SPEAKER_02 8:44

Yeah, because he actually if it was a cautionary tale, Paul would be an intergalactic dictator, like he would be evil. He is an intergalactic dictator, yeah, but but he does it for the right reasons, yeah. He wouldn't be justified in doing so, he would just do it for his own.

SPEAKER_03 8:56

So we as the reader, we know he's doing it for the right reasons, right? But I don't know, dude. That's what always confuses me because the the author says this, yeah, but by reading you understand he's actually doing the right thing. But maybe things change as you go further into the doing saga. But at this point, I don't see any wrongdoings from Paul. Do you get what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't view him as evil, I view him as just being human and having to choose why yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

The best in a shit situation, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:24

He has the burden of the entire he he has to save you. Imagine having to save humanity, it's all on your shoulders. Yeah, and in it you lose yourself. Dude, how is he an evil human? Yeah, I don't know. That was my a quick rant, but I don't know. I don't see I don't see how you can justify Paul being evil, but as I said, I might be missing missing context. Things might change. Yeah, so I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

I'm not as tuned in as you, obviously, to fucking the Dune. But yeah, I'm j I'm just for me it's just an excit exciting franchise to I don't have any plans to go into the books or anything right now. Maybe like a third movie would change that, but I don't know. I'm j yeah, I'm just here for the movies as of right now.

SPEAKER_03 10:10

But it's an it's a really come on man.

SPEAKER_02 10:14

No, no, we're just we're just going from, right?

SPEAKER_03 10:18

No, you you legit told me. No, what you legit told me. You started reading when you were 14.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

I don't know. Maybe I started reading books by myself.

SPEAKER_03 10:26

No, no, you started, you started, you you actively knew how to write your name at 14.

SPEAKER_01 10:30

No, no, no, no, the fuck, I did not know the fuck.

SPEAKER_02 10:34

Like yeah, I just want to ask you just in general, how's your week been? This current week, right now. This week? Yeah, this week. Kinda shitty. Are you back to exams?

SPEAKER_03 10:46

Are you back to I I have courses, yeah, but it's kinda shitty because I I've just been tired the entire week. Haven't done the things I wanna do. Do you see what I'm saying? I've been like, it's not that I'm lazy. Do you understand the difference between being lazy and actively being tired all the time?

SPEAKER_02 11:01

Oh yeah. Oh for sure.

SPEAKER_03 11:03

I I know I can do the things I wanna do, but I'm so slow and tired and sluggish, so I don't know. So shitty weeks.

SPEAKER_02 11:10

I've actually been thinking about I've seen them too much on my fucking for you page. I don't know, I gotta do research before I try anything though. But my friends have tried it, you know, peptides. There's a lot of peptides for everything. Like pills and substances you take to fix these things, like oh, sluggishness, tiredness during the day. Obviously, if you think yeah, just eating more than a few.

SPEAKER_03 11:31

But don't you build up a tolerance?

SPEAKER_02 11:33

Uh probably in the long run, yeah. But there's so many peptides that you could just switch formula and fucking drop. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 11:39

I feel like establishing good habits that result in psyched energy.

SPEAKER_02 11:44

I think that's better because if I get hooked on these peptides and then I stop using them or I build up a tolerance, yeah, it's gonna be fucked up. Yeah, it's gonna be because you fuck your hormones up and everything. Like, yeah, it's it's just a mess, but I've generally been thinking about them.

SPEAKER_03 11:58

But this week, uh for me Oh, you're tired too, you're saying.

SPEAKER_02 12:01

Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:02

But how are you tired? Explain your t your type of tiredness. So when I get Is it is it irrational tiredness where you sleep but you're still tired?

SPEAKER_02 12:11

Like I wake up tired, I go to work, I sit down, and I know exactly what I have to do. It's not hard at all, but it's literally just but I can't reach it. I can't reach I can't fucking because you feel slow? Yeah, I'm so slow. I like people ask me stuff and I'm actively like slow.

SPEAKER_03 12:27

But do you feel you're slow throughout the day regardless of how much rest you get?

SPEAKER_02 12:31

Yeah. Yeah. So even if you sleep sleep doesn't matter at all.

SPEAKER_03 12:34

Okay, example. You sleep for nine hours. Yeah. You still tired?

SPEAKER_02 12:37

Yeah, for sure. But what's your type of tired plugins?

SPEAKER_03 12:41

Yeah, okay. I'm the exact same. Yeah. I can sleep and still be able to lie down and rest. Oh, yeah. You get what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 12:47

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:47

It's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 12:48

It's fucking it's horrible, actually. It's fucking horrible.

SPEAKER_03 12:51

I'm actually meeting uh I'm meeting a doctor on Monday for it because of it.

SPEAKER_02 12:54

Yeah, it's probably for the best because of the.

SPEAKER_03 12:56

Because you know, energy, yeah. Having the uh having an adequate amount of energy sets the base for you to be able to do all the things you want to do and have to do.

SPEAKER_02 13:05

Yeah, I'm just assuming I need to make a change. Yeah, make the fat joke now, yeah. A diet change, but not not like the healthy foods I'm eating, but just the poor like eating like small meals between meals, you know what I mean? Like having energy throughout the day, eating more uh sustaining energy foods that not like high sugar or high caffeine that like gives you short burst. Because I think that's what's fucking me up. Because I'm I'm eating too much.

SPEAKER_03 13:33

Yeah, so that's why I'm you mean something that gets digested throughout the day so you get exactly continuous energy. Yeah, but you know what's best, not to theorize about it, but to meet a doctor. Yeah, that's probably what they'll give you the best structure because they've studied for it, they understand it way better than they're professionals. They're professionals, yeah, exactly. Just do it and wait around for it, it's worth it. Yeah. Investing in your health, number one thing in life. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:56

But what was I gonna say? This past week, I haven't literally had time to be sluggish. I told you, like, last week, uh people at my company started going on holiday as they do during the summer. It's the most popular time to go take your leave, right? Yeah, obviously, yeah. So now this week, it's been me and one other guy working. Farty. No, no, no. Uh the chauffeur, the guy that drives uh where's uh to the customer. Obviously, by Farty I need a guy who farts. I need him actually. He's the fucking he's like the backbone, like he holds everything together. Because now I have to do his work. I have to help him.

SPEAKER_03 14:38

You're hungry right now?

SPEAKER_02 14:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:39

Out of ten, how hungry?

SPEAKER_02 14:41

Like six out of ten.

SPEAKER_03 14:42

So kinda hungry? Yeah. Sure, okay, continue.

SPEAKER_02 14:45

Uh I my boss has leave uh left also. I told you about that, like oh, once in a fucking century he takes uh he takes his leave. So he's been gone, he comes back on Monday. This week has been me alone in the building we work at. I have I had to balance three people's jobs, and the justification for that was oh it's summertime, everybody is gonna take leave at other companies too, so there's not gonna be that much to do. Oh no, oh no, there was a spike this week. Of course. There's a spike, fucking the most amount of fucking orders, calls, everything. Of all time. Of all time. And you know when you're so overstimulated that you r really don't know what to do. Like you can't, like you can't like choose between you have all this problem. There's too many options for problems to do right now. And then the internet dies. I can do anything without the internet at work. My computers die, my thing that I used to scan for when I'm uh fixing orders, that thing dies. The internet dies in the whole building for one day. Just fucks me up. I'm like sitting in a fucking corner rocking back and forth. I'm like going crazy for real. Now it's the most, absolutely most overstimulated I've been. It feels like uh oh yeah, we like yesterday. Uh I was gonna I was gonna come here, but I had to work over two and a half hours just because there I can't I can't go. I can't leave because there's too much to do. There's too much unfinished business to like I can't leave. It's impossible.

SPEAKER_03 16:24

Yeah, but okay, yeah. I see the rationale in in in keeping you alone there. Yeah, okay, so everyone's gonna go on holiday, so there's not probably people aren't gonna order, there's not gonna be two.

SPEAKER_02 16:34

I don't know. I feel like there it's no, but it would be fine if it went as planned, but it didn't. That's the thing about it. But that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 16:42

That's what I'm saying. They it didn't they have a plan B in case of things going left field?

SPEAKER_02 16:47

Yeah, no, no. And then I told you also because I hate the public transport system, everything's late all the time. Like for real, what every single train I've done.

SPEAKER_03 16:55

You hate the public transport system, but because you're used to the best. Oh, yeah. No, but don't get it wrong. Yeah, just the best public transport system.

SPEAKER_02 17:02

I'm not complaining about Sweden's public transport. Yeah, it's awesome. But but but right now we're in a fucking hard time in the public transport's late all the time. All the time, dude.

SPEAKER_03 17:13

And you know, it's always these minute, like you know, when they're late by uh by like two minutes, it ruin your entire course of plan. Now I'm gonna miss exactly five hours late.

SPEAKER_02 17:24

And also it's never late in your favor, like, oh, yeah, this one's late, so now I can catch this one because it came at the time.

SPEAKER_03 17:29

Oh no, this one's late, so I gotta wait for for like uh less amount of time in the next stop.

SPEAKER_02 17:34

Never, never, never, never, never. It's all so that yeah, yeah, yeah. But today I was gonna go here, first bus, late. So I missed my first metro. The second metro, the first one was on time. How did you get used to it? By the way, not I sped run. I I was like, because I was so I was like actively fighting against puking on the on the train. I don't know, I've got a nausea, I've got a nausea now when I'm going on uh transport, uh like sitting in a car or on a train. Oh, that's disgusting. Yeah, I don't know why, it just came out of nowhere now.

SPEAKER_03 18:02

Oh my god, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:04

Uh so I was like active, but I was like, I need to get I can't be stuck at this station uh for the whole time. It just looked like there was no options, but I found a really good option. That's how it came early. But dude, as you know, I've I don't take public transport that often because I use my bike, right? I just get my bike to work. Two and a half hours, I'm like, okay, finally, I can just go home. I'm finished for the day. I've set up tomorrow so it's doable. I'm fine, I'm leaving. Hop on the bike, get about halfway home, you know, so there's no turning back, obviously. So you can't go back and like yeah, chill. No. Uh flat tire immediately. Uh halfway home. I'm like freaking out.

SPEAKER_03 18:46

And Russia are invading us too, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 18:48

Yeah, yeah, no, but I I get it in a place where there's no public transportation anywhere. Like it's uh it's actually a forest, you know which one I'm talking about. It's like a forest. So I'm actually like, I'm like, you know when you are about to cry of rage? Like you're like fucking, you're just oh my god. And then I see like uh pumping station where you can pump your tires. Okay. And I'm like, okay, maybe, maybe it's not flat tire, maybe I can just pump it up, maybe it's not broken. Yeah, the thing doesn't fit. Alright, let me test on my front tire. Okay, now my front tire is fucked. Oh my god. Oh my god. Holy fuck. Like, you know, I go because I'm so hot in my face. I actually go and take my camera out. I'm like tomato red in my face. So I go out, at least my bike, it's like a weird model that you can fold so it fits in a car.

SPEAKER_03 19:40

Okay, good.

SPEAKER_02 19:41

So I was like, Colin Uber, get me the fuck home right now. I don't care what it costs, just get me home.

SPEAKER_03 19:46

How much did it cost?

SPEAKER_02 19:47

No, only eight dollars. It was crazy. Oh no, I was halfway home with the bike already, so it was like close by to home, but I was not walking that distance with the bike. That was not happening.

SPEAKER_01 19:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 19:57

Uh, but I just threw it in the car, get home, and then like yeah, get home. I can't enjoy anything. I'm like shaking. I'm like sitting there just like what a fucking day. Why? Zeus! Yeah, why?

SPEAKER_03 20:10

Yeah, yeah, dude. Actually, now that I think of it, you remind me. I was gonna I was gonna buy the scale I used on you today.

SPEAKER_01 20:18

Okay by the way, just gotta say it. I walk in, I walk in through the door and it's like still, hold still, I'm like standing on something.

SPEAKER_02 20:28

What the fuck? It's just the mat under me.

SPEAKER_01 20:31

It's like checked under the mat. Fuck.

SPEAKER_00 20:34

It's a scale.

SPEAKER_01 20:35

You trying to trap, you're trying to get my weight. You fucked. You try to trap me. You what? You lie too much.

SPEAKER_03 20:44

I don't believe you. I don't believe you. No fucking way. I told you what I weighed. Who cares, man? Fuck you. Either way, I was gonna buy that scale. I did my studying for the day. And you know, as if you look out the window right now, the sky is blue, right? Oh yeah. Oh, so by through seeing the blue sky, you're like, okay, the sun's out, right? Oh yeah. Yeah, right? I step. I take one sp one step outside. I'm like, okay, the sky is still blue, but I the way but the way to the place that sells the scales is that way, the opposite way. So I turn around, it's the darkest sky you have ever seen. You know, it's so it's like it's like comical in in in the transition.

SPEAKER_02 21:24

Yeah, it's like blue, no but I know what you mean because there was uh like a one-hour window today where shit just hit the fat. I was inside, but yeah, I think I know what you mean. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:35

So I start walking, and it's like, okay, it's it's it's cloudy and it's great, yeah, but the rain hasn't started pouring. Yeah. I opened my phone, okay, 20% chance. Uh yeah. Okay, so out of ten times out of ten times, two times, the rain should fall, right? Yeah. The rain starts falling. And it's not it's just light rain, right? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 21:56

No.

SPEAKER_03 22:00

It's the flood of Noah, bro. It's time to wipe out humanity and and gather a male and a female of each species and build a large boat. Because it's time. It's time to die.

SPEAKER_02 22:12

But it's in the forest gump also sometimes it feels like the rain is coming from underneath. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:18

And I walk, and all d you know when you get that mad, you start mumbling to yourself. Oh yeah. I'm walking and I got my hood up and my you know my I I start dude. I didn't have a jacket.

SPEAKER_02 22:28

You're a mumbler too, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:29

I didn't have a jacket on because I thought it was sunny. I thought I'm like, oh the fucking piece of rock, dude. Why, why, why stop raining? Why are you raining? Why? Because I'm out, right? I'm out, yeah, sure, yeah, sure, whatever. Dude, I start going crazy. I'm mad the entire way. And I can't, I got my glasses on, I don't have my contacts in. So I it starts getting foggy.

SPEAKER_02 22:49

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:50

And I I get my scale, I go back home, I'm pissed, I'm mad. I'm still mad even when I get home.

SPEAKER_02 22:56

Oh yeah. Yeah, it like takes time to digest what happened.

SPEAKER_03 23:01

100%. You know when I get mad, it's like I can't think about the thing that makes me mad because I'm just gonna start going too indefinitely. I'm not gonna get anywhere. I just have to I have to lay down and like scroll. Oh scroll.

SPEAKER_02 23:14

I have to. Yeah, just numb your mind. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:16

Because I'm gonna destroy something.

SPEAKER_02 23:19

Man, when I tell you when I get home from especially when you're like overstimulated and then something fucked happened. Like over stimulation, that's like small things during a period of time that makes you like, oh, I'm like uncomfortable and mad at the same time. But then when yeah, my bike just fucking gets a flat tire. I I just wanna walk out into traffic. Like I just I just wanna throw the bike at someone that passes.

SPEAKER_03 23:42

Oh, I thought you wanted to kill yourself.

SPEAKER_02 23:44

No, that that too, but No, no, I don't want to kill my I want to kill someone. Yeah, yeah, I know, yeah, but just end me. Just fucking end me. Just give me anything else than this. Anything. I wish the Lord would take me.

SPEAKER_01 23:56

I wish the Lord would take me now. I fucking love him, man. Fungal!

SPEAKER_02 24:06

And the the guy that you talked about, I love him. I love him way more. Yeah, Silvio, I like him way more now. Why?

SPEAKER_03 24:12

It's just uh because he has the face, you know, he always always I was thinking Dude, I don't I do I I I don't know where you are exactly.

SPEAKER_02 24:26

Uh spoilers, it's a fucking old series, who cares? Uh Christopher just got shot and he's in the hospital and he just woke up. You told me to and then Polly went to spiritual games.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

Oh my god. Fuck you, fuck you, yeah. You know that.

SPEAKER_03 24:44

Do you see how Polly uses his hands?

SPEAKER_02 24:46

Oh yeah. All the time, all the time. Yeah, I fuck with his fits too. Like, that's the most stereotypical. You mean just a woman? Yeah, exactly. No, but like uh feel uh, you know, technically tech tracksuit, yeah. Oh yeah. Obviously, no shirt on, just straight chest action with a gold chain. Yeah, hell yeah. Fucking gold.

SPEAKER_03 25:08

No, awesome, dude. It's awesome. Dude, I was thinking about something else regarding you know jobs and whatnot. We've talked about jobs extensively, you just talked about your job. You know, we always talk about how jobs are boring, right? Obviously. Oh, yeah. Kind of inherently that it's inherent that they're boring. Yeah. But I talked to my aunt, who's got uh newly, she's gotten a new job recently, and I talked about I talked to her. She's I was like, don't you get bored? Because I we me and you, we barely have job experience. We're new into the world, right?

SPEAKER_02 25:36

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 25:37

And we find it devastating, it sucks, life sucks, I won't kill myself. Yeah. So I asked her, you I'm like, yo, after all this time, have you gotten used to it, or are you still like depressed? She's like, dude, this new job, I don't even have time to think about these thoughts. And I'm like, I it started I started thinking about it. I'm like, yo, dude, that's kind of the job you a job you want. A job where you don't have time to think about how much it sucks because there's so much to do so much action.

SPEAKER_02 26:02

That's a good point. I talked with my friend about it. Uh we were we used to work the same part-time job. Oh yeah, and that's that job there was really it was really 50-50. Some days you were just sitting like you could watch Netflix, just do nothing, just chill. And some days it was fucking hectic. Like you needed to get shit done all day. And then he he started in the restaurant business as a chef. I've told you about him. A chef? Yeah, he he fucking I don't know, I know how, but he like finessed his way into being a chef in the old time of Stockholm at a French bistro. How? No, they he He was gonna come in, they were like his friend was like, Yeah, I'll get you a job interview. And he was like, Okay, I'm gonna be a server. And then he just showed up and they were like, You've been you've been a chef before, right? You you have some experience. And he was like, Yeah. Yeah, I have experience. Yeah, fuck yeah. And they're like, Yeah, cook a steak. The only meal he's cooked me was a pan pizza with cheese doodles on the side.

SPEAKER_04 27:03

That's the only meal he's ever cooked me.

SPEAKER_02 27:05

He fucking somehow gets a perfect steak on his trial, and they're like, Yeah, you're hired.

unknown 27:11

Sure.

SPEAKER_02 27:11

Yeah, sure. It pays good, I assume. Uh no. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, it was a struggling business. But but like, yeah, the chef a lot of moving parts there. But anyways, he was telling me about it like, oh, I love being a chef because it's so stressful. Like, when it's rush hour, like dinner time, there's so many orders coming in, everyone's fucking you're cooking over a hot stove, you need to get orders out, you need to make everything perfect, re-fire this, throw out that. He's like, it moves so quickly, my day just disappears. And then I get to chill with my co-workers afterwards. Like, it's focused.

SPEAKER_03 27:49

But I feel that's awesome because you don't have the time, you don't have the time to think about how much it sucks. Yeah, and there's content constant action which makes the time go faster.

SPEAKER_04 27:56

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 27:57

And I feel dude, okay, sure. Some factors are you gotta like the job you do, right? Yeah, you gotta pay good. But I feel like if it can if it's constant action, yeah, and it can distract you, it's a kind of a sick job. Because if you can if you can stand and actively you know, it's like you know, cavemen. Okay, yeah. Before we started uh farming, before we became farmers, we were hunter-gatherers, we didn't have time, or humans didn't have time to think about deep thoughts and whatever, we gotta survive. Yeah, right? But as soon as we started becoming farmers, we couldn't stay stay stay put, we started thinking. We started thinking, we had time for other things. It's the same argument here. If you don't have time for these other things, yeah, you can just you just do your work, it goes faster, you get it done, it's fine.

SPEAKER_02 28:42

Yeah, right? No, I've listened to another person that was talking about his experience in the Amazon where he met up. He lived with a tribe. Yeah, yeah, right. But he was like, it was a very tranquil time there because you do nothing but just survive. Yeah, you don't have time to worry about like depression or anything like that. We gotta live. We need food. We just need and then when you get food, if you bring back a fucking like a pig or something for deer, everyone loves you. It's the biggest feast of all time, everyone's happy, like that's and then you just eat and you go to sleep and you repeat the next day. Just awesome. Yeah. But it's the stress of if we don't get food, we're fucking dead.

SPEAKER_03 29:22

Yeah. But it's because we have time to think about. That's why I want a job where I I don't I don't I don't I I can't think about things.

SPEAKER_02 29:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:29

The only time of reflection is after work, but then I'm too tired to think about it.

SPEAKER_02 29:32

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:33

I kinda want it, dude.

SPEAKER_02 29:34

It sounds kinda optimal. Because yeah, if I were to compare it with my job now, my job now is just like, yeah, I'm I have like period like now, this week it was obviously like stressful, but not in a good way at all, because it was too much, it was way too much. But I have periods where it's like, okay, a lot of stuff is happening, like reasonable amount of stuff is happening, so it goes faster, but most of the time it's just the routine, right? I gotta do this today, I gotta do this, then at the end of the day, I gotta do this, and then I'm done.

SPEAKER_03 30:04

You know when I pick the pickles, you know. So yeah, as you know, I I I try I I had a trial day at a job trying to pick pickles or farm pickles, and there you have too much time to think. Yeah, too much time.

SPEAKER_02 30:21

But that's what we call, yeah, what we call a brain, brain dead job, right? Where you guys but you get too much time to think. It's not nice. There are not enough YouTube videos and podcasts in the world. Because hour four, you're like why, legit why? No, the worst job I had, that's actually the worst I can think of. I was tasked with cleaning a mountain. It was a big rock that they needed to explode to hill. Hill, hill, yeah. Uh that they needed to blow up so they could build a new apartment complex on there. And if you blow something up, there's gonna be a lot of dust. So you gotta power wash the the boulder, the hill, yeah. And we were not allowed phones, and like not allowed headphones because you gotta when you're on a construction site, you need to be aware of your surroundings. So you're only allowed a headset, you know, to protect your ears from the fucking power washer. And you're it was you're standing on a rock in the middle of the summer heat. You're not allowed to take any clothes off, you're not allowed to like be shirtless or anything. You have a t-shirt, and then you have your helmet, not allowed to take it off, and then glasses. Oh my god, you're just standing with silence in your it's like white room torture. You're like just standing thinking all day for eight hours straight.

SPEAKER_03 31:41

That's that's actually torture.

SPEAKER_02 31:42

No, it was, it was, trust me. And then when you're done, you go home and you're like blowing your nose and like dirt particles are coming out of your nose. Oh my god, you have gloves.

SPEAKER_03 31:52

But that's gotta be like the nicest shower ever. Oh no, no.

SPEAKER_02 31:56

Afterwards, when you go to sleep, it's the best sleep ever. But when I get into the shower because I have gloves on, you see like a black ring of dirt around your all like your socks and everything. Okay. It doesn't go away. It doesn't go away. And then you can see like particles all around your body. It's oh my god, you just feel disgusting. And then you gotta do it all over again. Tomorrow and tomorrow. I was only I was only there for two weeks. But those bit like uh one of the guys we talk uh were working with, he was uh what's it called? The not a forklift, the thing that digs in the dirt.

SPEAKER_03 32:31

Okay, yeah. Excavation thing.

SPEAKER_02 32:32

Yeah, yeah, excavator, yeah. Yeah. Uh that's the same thing. He just has to dig this dirt pile for dude, oh my god. He can't listen to music, he can't do anything. All he did was smoke chain smoke cigarettes. That's all he did. It took chain. I get it so yeah, I get it. Hundred percent. That's all he could do because that's what he's allowed.

SPEAKER_03 32:53

Okay, but question.

SPEAKER_02 33:01

Oh, if I had the choice. Without overstimulation, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But there's gonna be shit they like if you take that job, you take obviously often take bigger risks. If you're a chef, you gotta perform, right? You can't just slack off, you can't be.

SPEAKER_03 33:16

I told you what I wanted to perhaps educate myself in. Have I told you? I don't think I've told you.

SPEAKER_02 33:21

The sci the neuroscience?

SPEAKER_03 33:23

No, that I that was before. That's still an option, I think.

SPEAKER_02 33:26

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 33:27

But psychiatry.

SPEAKER_02 33:28

Psychiatry, yeah. Okay. Like sopranos. Like the Okay, I the thought came to me before I watched the Sopranos. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 33:35

Because first of all, you're a doctor.

SPEAKER_02 33:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:38

You gotta go to the doctor course. That's kind of cool. I can say I'm a doctor. Yeah. But then I work with it. It's like a title, yeah. Yeah, doctor. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:44

What the fuck? Awesome.

SPEAKER_03 33:45

And then and then you your job is your okay. Listen, my definitions are mixed up because you got psychologists, you got uh psychotherapists, uh therapists, yeah, you got psychiatrists. They are I think psychiatrists are permitted to give you medications and whatnot.

SPEAKER_02 34:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:01

But I still think you talk to them. Let's presume you talk to psychiatrists.

SPEAKER_02 34:04

Psychiatrists you do talk to, yeah. That's Sopranos. That's she's a good thing. Yeah, but I don't know if that's an accurate depiction. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 34:10

Either way, let's presume that you talk to them. Yeah, all I do is sit there, they come in, like, okay, this is my life story. I want to do it, I want to fuck my dad. But yeah, you you you want to do that. Yeah. Because when you were a kid, whatever the fuck. Yeah, yeah. Let's keep talking. And I hear all these life stories. Like I live vicariously through these people. I get life stories, I give them advice, I help people in life, I better their station, and we I just had conversations for eight hours a day. Oh, yeah. And I'm a doctor, and I'm rich. I'm rich, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:43

And I just talk to people. And then if you're the again, assuming psychiatrists where you get up give out medicine, I assume you need like a pharmaceutical degree also, some form of but dude, that's why you're a fucking doctor, so you can give out medicine. Yeah, but all doctors don't give out medicine.

SPEAKER_03 35:00

Like you like if you use a doctor, my boy, if you go to doctor program, you are permitted to give out medicine because you're a doctor.

SPEAKER_02 35:07

Okay, alright. Yeah, I don't know. Why wouldn't a doctor? No, but it it feels like you could be a doctor in fucking music. Like, I don't know. Like there's some doctors that don't don't like.

SPEAKER_03 35:17

I'm talking about lacare.

SPEAKER_02 35:20

Okay, oh that's yeah, that's different. You're you're talking about. Those are doctorates. Yeah, I I was thinking about doctorates.

SPEAKER_03 35:28

Like the doctorates is a type of education you get. It's the highest for PhD. That's the highest form you can get a PhD or whatever. I'm talking about healing the physicians.

SPEAKER_02 35:35

Yeah, okay. That's what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_03 35:37

So when I say doctor, I mean physician.

SPEAKER_02 35:39

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 35:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:40

Then I get it. But yeah, that would be a fucking i it sounds good on paper. I can think of what would what would be the negative about that job. Maybe repetitive, maybe like you get depressed because you hear all these problems all day. You get the same thing.

SPEAKER_03 35:55

Yeah, you get sad because of other people, but you get used to it over time.

SPEAKER_02 35:59

Uh and then you can't you might get invested in like if something bad happens to one of your patients.

SPEAKER_03 36:05

But you get used to it, you don't get you don't get invested because you're used to it after a certain time.

SPEAKER_02 36:08

Yeah, but still, if one of your patients, if something bad happens to them, and like if they if they die somehow, like you might have built a relationship with them.

SPEAKER_03 36:16

Perhaps that's true, that's completely true. And uh you're sad and all in yada yada until you open your bank account. Yeah, this bitch dies, but I'm rich!

SPEAKER_01 36:27

So fucking rich, who cares?

SPEAKER_03 36:28

But if I do it, first of all, I need the proper grades, uh, so you just gotta keep going. But uh if I do it, I think I'm gonna take the education here in Sweden and start doing the practical work in the United States of America. Okay, well. Because the pay, the pay there, always 4x the pay here, but healthcare system kinda fucked up. Yeah, for you.

SPEAKER_02 36:49

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you're gonna make money off of people, but you're gonna have to pay the price yourself if you want healthcare.

SPEAKER_03 36:55

Yeah, if something happens to you. So it kinda evens out on a certain thing. Maybe kinda, I'm not sure. Depending on what happens here. But the pay is crazy. Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. Dude, there was a dude, a psychiatrist, he revealed his hourly pay rate at $400. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

Oh wow. An hour. Holy fuck. Dude, what are we even talking about? What do you mean?

SPEAKER_03 37:17

400%. Are you doing the math in your head? Oh my god. Four times eight? Come on, quick math. 3200. Oh my god. In a day, dude. You can get $3200 in a day. How wait?

SPEAKER_02 37:29

Dude, you're fucking on top of life, man. Holy shit. Is it 32? Yeah, it's 3200. It is, it is. Oh my god. Holy fuck. My god.

SPEAKER_03 37:38

Dude, how much freaking money is that?

SPEAKER_02 37:41

Dude. Ten times nay 30 times And then obviously depending on where you are, taxes and everything, but dude, you're fucking living.

SPEAKER_03 37:48

That's gotta be that's gotta be like a private clinic though, if you take everything. Oh yes, directly to your city.

SPEAKER_02 37:52

But in the US, I think a lot of it's private. A lot, a lot of uh healthcare private.

SPEAKER_03 37:57

Yeah, sure. Yeah. Yeah, I think almost yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's true, that's true. I'm unsure though. But he said 400, that's true.

SPEAKER_02 38:04

Oh yeah, that is fucking nuts.

SPEAKER_03 38:06

That's Japan in one day. Two Japan's in one. Oh my god, a whole Japan trip in one day.

unknown 38:11

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 38:12

That's that's just insane. That's just insane. It's OP, that's right.

SPEAKER_03 38:15

Oh my god. Overpowered. Oh my god. My boy wants to become a marine biologist. The feet. Yeah, like fishes, yeah. You know what I'm you know what I'm fucking with? Yeah. Sea turtles. Love sea. I actually think I that I told you, I think marine biologist is a sick occupation.

SPEAKER_02 38:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:33

Until you but you know what the real work is.

SPEAKER_02 38:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:35

Samples and yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:38

My god, fucking looking at seaweed 30 for 24 hours. Yeah. No, I I actually watched I when I was deep, I was into like a marine biology phase, and I was watching a YouTuber that was a marine uh biologist. No, he is a marine biologist, but he told me about told me, oh my god, he made a YouTube video about one of his previous jobs. Oh my god, it's hot in here. Yeah, I know it's fucking oh my god. Yeah, I guess. Anyways, his job was to sit at one of those banks where it's uh what's it a dam. Okay. Uh and he was watching a camera under the dam to see how many fish and which type of fish. Damn. Now say it regularly. A dam.

SPEAKER_03 39:19

I don't know, it's kind of funny how you say it. It's normal, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 39:22

Yeah. A dam. Okay. But he his job was watch this camera.

SPEAKER_01 39:27

Why are you so sad and monitored? No, a dam, dude. A damn. I don't fucking know it. That's what it is.

SPEAKER_03 39:34

A damn.

SPEAKER_01 39:35

Okay, yeah. Uh where was I?

SPEAKER_03 39:40

What's your favorite dam?

SPEAKER_02 39:41

Yeah, but come on, the Hoover dam? I don't know, man. I don't know damns like that. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 39:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 39:47

Uh his job, anyways. The Notre Dame? To just fucking learn with it. Fuck. Yeah, his fucking job. Alright, yeah, was to watch a camera to see what species of fish and how many in what quantity passed through this dam.

SPEAKER_03 40:07

But that's a job where you think too. You start becoming depressed. Yeah, whole.

SPEAKER_02 40:11

No, but like this he was like, yeah, three fishes a day, maybe if I'm lucky.

SPEAKER_03 40:15

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 40:16

And then you know when there's a fish, okay, let's zoom in on this bitch. Let me take a look. Yeah. Dude, just you know the water's underwater.

SPEAKER_03 40:25

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 40:26

Eight hours a day.

SPEAKER_01 40:31

Until fucking Megalodon!

SPEAKER_03 40:37

Why did the camera die? Why did the camera die?

SPEAKER_01 40:40

Oh my god. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_03 40:42

No one's gonna believe me.

SPEAKER_01 40:45

No, I did see that shit. I swear to God. I swear to God.

SPEAKER_03 40:48

Yeah, and then you dedicate the rest of your life to find the Megalodon.

SPEAKER_02 40:50

One of my worst mutts. Something extraterrestrial or supernatural or weird. And the camera dies. No man. What was I thinking about today? Yeah, sitting on the train, I was thinking about pet peeves. Have you heard the term before? Pet peeves?

SPEAKER_03 41:08

It's basically like I know what pet peeves are, but how dare you?

SPEAKER_02 41:11

Huh?

SPEAKER_03 41:12

How dare you?

SPEAKER_02 41:13

What do you mean? I was not done. Oh, you're not done? How dare you? I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. How dare you? No, I want to talk about pet peeves now. Oh, you wanna do it? You wanna get into it? Oh yeah. I was thinking about it. Like, I told you when I was on the train, uh there was a lady that was a big thing.

SPEAKER_03 41:30

So you are not making use of your time. That's my next uh next uh thing I want to talk about. Okay. Because we just don't care about each other's.

SPEAKER_02 41:39

No, I'm kidding, go ahead, go ahead. I thought it was cool. Go ahead, go ahead. Sitting on the train on my way here today, a lady sat next to me. I told you this before.

SPEAKER_03 41:48

Did you take the replacement bus?

SPEAKER_02 41:50

The replacement bus? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 41:52

Yeah. Okay. Uh but I was this was on the train. She sat next to me. Plenty of spaces this group of ladies could have sat at, but anyways, okay, fucking take the space next to me. And you know, they sit like when your legs are touching. Okay. I'm like, I I have the window seat, so I like, okay, I have a bit more space.

SPEAKER_03 42:10

What's the seating space look like? I gotta see it in my head.

SPEAKER_02 42:13

Uh it's I'm sitting in front of her friend.

SPEAKER_03 42:16

But how many seats are there?

SPEAKER_02 42:17

First of all. Six six seats. Three against each other. Yeah, against each other. Opposite. And you are sitting seated where? I'm uh at the window. So all the way in. Yeah. All the way to the left towards the window.

SPEAKER_03 42:28

And the females, the three females?

SPEAKER_02 42:29

Three females, two in front of me. In front, and one, yeah. Yeah, there are three fucking empty ones right here. Just my god.

SPEAKER_03 42:38

Two empty ones, actually. Two empty ones.

SPEAKER_02 42:40

Yeah, oh yeah, because I'm the first- Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Uh but anyways, I'm like okay, whatever. Just uh I guess you want to. Yeah, but why don't you just sit there? It's an unwritten rule. It is. It's supposed to be like one specific. Society has rules. Society has fucking rules. Sit there. Sit, please, man. I'm overstimulated already, please. Yeah, but the matter fucking brain.

SPEAKER_03 42:58

But you're idiot. She says that. Oh, you want to suck my dick.

SPEAKER_02 43:01

You want me.

SPEAKER_01 43:02

Yeah, you want me. You want me.

SPEAKER_02 43:04

You want me. You want me. They had, you know, I I just get mad at stupid things. They had, you know, the fan handheld fans you do this with. And you said, yeah. And she's like fanning like this to me. And I'm like, okay. I am hot, but fuck you, because you're doing it to me, you might fuck up my hair. Like, I'm a stranger to you. Fuck you. You might fuck up my hair. No, but you don't have the right to fucking fan me, you fucking son of a bitch! I swear to God, fuck you. My fade. Yeah, but uh, you know, I get mad at random things. Like, you don't have the fucking right to fan me, bitch.

SPEAKER_01 43:41

What the fuck are you doing? Just thought about that. You can just walk up into the tree to fan me. Fuck you. I'm a fucking fan.

SPEAKER_02 43:52

You but then okay, getting into the pet peeve, where our legs are. Touching like this, so I'm like, I have the window set, I'm like, I have a bit of extra space. I'm just gonna waddle a bit over here, just gonna hop a bit. She takes that as a fucking sign to get closer to take more space. She's already taken all the space.

SPEAKER_03 44:13

And yeah, you told me, and she put her hand on your hand on your shoulder. Which is like, I'm a dude.

SPEAKER_01 44:22

You're the fattest kiss of all time. You're not getting out of here. Never. You're mine. My friends bugged me. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 44:32

She looks at you, I'm a dude, you see the biggest mustache ever.

SPEAKER_02 44:37

Oh my god. Anyways, yeah, just shout out to these people. You know, she takes her fucking space like a freedom. Like I didn't just do us both a favor by separating this fucking leg action going on. Fuck you! What the fuck? Go fan me. Yeah. So that's that's one of my pet peeves. People like when I'm doing something for the both of us, she's just taking that freedom. Why do you do you want the fucking legs to be tight? What the fuck? What's wrong with you? Fuck you. This is Sweden. We don't interact here, we don't socialize, we don't touch.

SPEAKER_03 45:09

One of my pet peeves is uh people being stupid.

SPEAKER_02 45:12

Okay, yeah, yeah, I can see that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I know you get mad at me if I'm stupid, if I say something today, actually.

SPEAKER_01 45:20

I j I don't remember what I said, but you look in my face. I just didn't understand something.

SPEAKER_03 45:28

You look fucking never been in Italy. Yeah. Ever. No, but listen, listen, listen. Obviously, I can be stupid, right? Yeah. I'm not perfect. I'm I I'm probably stupid to some people and whatever. I I don't know. You know, your pet peeves and the things you get mad at, they are like instincts. You can't control them. Yeah. I I don't choose to get mad at people when they're stupid. I get too mad. I get so I get so mad I can't hang out with someone if they're even if they're the kindest human ever. I got a limit to how much I can be with you if you're dumb dumb. When things just don't make sense, because it's kinda egotistical too, because if it doesn't make sense from my point of view, you're stupid. Oh yeah. Right? But I feel like I I I am biased towards Okay, there isn't there isn't a thing, there isn't a universal objective truth to anything kinda, right? No. Kinda.

SPEAKER_02 46:30

Yeah, I get what you mean. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:32

There are like objective things we agree upon, but there aren't like absolute truths. You see what I'm saying? So I feel like everything is kind of subjective, but I don't know. I don't know. I get I get mad at too much. Like it I told you I told you about this friend thingy, right?

SPEAKER_02 46:48

Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:49

Whereas we he said, I was like, yo, come come over to my place, we we can chill. And and he's like, no, I got plans. I'm like, okay, that's fine. What are your plans? What you do? Just out of the legit, I just asked you out of curiosity. Yeah. He's like, yeah, I'm gonna play some games. I yeah, like games as in sports. Yeah, yeah, like no, no, no, PC. Oh, dude, dude, those are not plans. Dude, dude. Get the fuck over here. The fuck? Those are not plans. Yeah, man. In my opinion, I listen, this is just my opinion. Every anyone is free to feel whatever they feel and whatever the fuck. Gaming, it's not a it's not a plan. That's it's like something you resort to when you're a distraction.

SPEAKER_02 47:35

That's like a have fun time.

SPEAKER_03 47:36

So obviously, sometimes you just want to you feel like playing, you want to play. Yeah, but I feel like most of the time it's like, oh, I ain't got shit to do, let's hop on Fortnite. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then and then if someone calls and like, oh, you want to hit the cinema, yeah, sure. I've always said if you got plans with someone, yeah, outside plans, and someone else asks you to go with them somewhere else, you're like, no, because I got plans with this person. But gaming is not a plan, in my opinion. It's just something it's not a plan, dude. You just play games. Oh, yeah. Especially if you do it every day, that's not a plan.

SPEAKER_02 48:06

No, man, yeah. Especially yeah, if you have your squad or whatever that you play with all day, just hook up tomorrow, just do it tomorrow. What the fuck? Dude, yeah, and then all the time in the world. And then two things.

SPEAKER_03 48:16

First of all, he's not the only friend that does it. So I'm not just mad at him, I'm mad at my other friends who do the same thing. But second of all, I was gonna say, uh what the fuck, dude? I uh lapse in thought. Dude I forgot to.

SPEAKER_02 48:27

I have another one, a filler. I looked up like common pet peeves when I wrote this down. I wrote down like my what I thought about my pet peeves. I have a couple, and then I looked up some, and one that I know both of us have, I don't know if I would call it a pet peeve. That's just I get so fucking mad.

SPEAKER_03 48:44

No, no, I was gonna say, I was gonna say, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 48:45

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:46

I was gonna say, and then you know when they when they're like, oh no, but I'm gonna stick to my plan. I I'm not bothered. It's like I'm not gonna ask you again. It's whatever, you do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, but I I get pissed because there's so many people that think like that. Yeah, yeah. Oh my god, just uh how I feel like gaming is your sure it's fine, but dude, being outside and living, especially during summer times when when it's like this prime time. That was my primary thought. It's summertime, it's never sunny here in Sweden.

SPEAKER_02 49:13

That's a fair point. Wintertime, yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 49:15

Inside it's summer, it's never hot, it's never sunny here. No, man. Let's do some shit and experience life outside, real life.

SPEAKER_02 49:23

Yeah, man, come on.

SPEAKER_03 49:24

But that's just one man's opinion. Yeah, well man.

SPEAKER_02 49:27

Sorry, go ahead. As I said, I looked up some that were like common, I chat GPT'd it, that were common amongst people, and this one, I don't know if it's like head peeve. Yeah. I know both of us would get absurdly mad. I know I've been like this. Is one of the things that really gets me. Let's say both of us are in an argument, right? It starts getting heated, like we're kinda getting louder, right? Getting louder with our voices, and I just go, yo bro, calm down. Yo bro, calm down. Yeah, I'll I would kill you. No, calm down, man. Calm down. You're you're you're doing too much. I did it to you one time. Yeah, and I freaked out.

SPEAKER_03 50:00

Yeah. Well, you know, I did it genuinely. I didn't do it out of bullshit. Like trying to.

SPEAKER_02 50:05

I don't know. That was uh overstimulation, fucking. We don't need to get into it, but I was like absurdly mad for no some underlying reason.

SPEAKER_03 50:13

Yeah, dude, if I if I am if I'm arguing and it's getting heated and someone tells me, yo, you gotta calm down.

SPEAKER_02 50:18

Especially if you're like if you're winning the argument, like you're you're just you just want to get it through to this person that they're stupid, yeah and then oh yo, bro, calm down.

SPEAKER_03 50:25

You know what the thing is? If me and you, if if if me, if it was me and you, I'll be honest, I would probably kick you out of my ass. I'll probably tell you to get out. Yeah. But you know when it gets to get to that stupid point in argument, you know what I do. I just tell the person to fuck off.

SPEAKER_02 50:40

Yeah, but you've done that when we've argued the few times we argued, like you did that one time. It's the best thing you can do.

SPEAKER_03 50:45

Just I did that to you?

SPEAKER_02 50:47

Yeah, you said like, okay.

SPEAKER_03 50:49

Oh, the stronger argument.

SPEAKER_02 50:51

Oh my god. But that's what you gotta do though, right? You just gotta we just gotta calm down and come back to it.

SPEAKER_03 50:57

Yeah, exactly. That's how you as an adult, a mature human being, that's how you handle shit. You know if you continue, you're gonna say things, both regrets. Yeah, yeah. So you just tell the other, you just go away, and then because we're adults again, yeah, we calm down, we sit down, we resolve it, move up, move on. It's gonna be awkward.

SPEAKER_02 51:13

That's the best way.

SPEAKER_03 51:14

It's gonna be awkward, that's part of life. You move on. Yeah, we're grown as people, right? Come on. Yeah, that's how I view it.

SPEAKER_02 51:20

Yeah, man. It's fucking it's uh oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 51:23

And if you genuinely think you're in the wrong, do not die on your head. No, no, no. Just admit you're wrong, too. It's the best thing you can do.

SPEAKER_02 51:30

Yeah, it's not that it's one thing if you're like, oh, rage baiting, you know you're wrong, but you're like, it's a worse. That's what not even. No, but no, but in a in if it's uh the right scenario, do you know what I mean? Not like I'm a fucking dickhead and I want to rally up. No, it's if it's the right scenario, I can see it. But oh my god, if you're wrong, just accept it and move on. Yeah, just say, Oh, I see your point.

SPEAKER_03 51:53

It is the most mature thing you can do, and people will like you more for it because you learn something.

SPEAKER_02 51:58

You learn something.

SPEAKER_03 51:58

Not only do you learn, but you you get more likable too. Yeah, you win you only win. Yeah. Oh my god. Unless you hang out with idiots who who feel like uh victory is is defining of their personality. They feel like a conqueror. Yeah, those are just babies.

SPEAKER_02 52:14

I used to be like that, like, oh, I have to win, but then I like there's no point. There's no point. If someone's telling me something that genuinely makes sense, yeah, what the fuck? Why am I gonna argue with them?

SPEAKER_03 52:24

Like I said, I told you about the play-doh thingy, he does not argue, only discussions to gain collective knowledge. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:31

More pet peeves? The other one, a quick one I have that I it's uh I think it's a normal one, but I it really riles me up. One person in my life that I'm seeing kind of on a daily basis. I'm not gonna say who it is because I don't want to get into that.

SPEAKER_03 52:44

But you narrow it down by saying daily basis.

SPEAKER_02 52:46

Yeah, yeah, but that's broad enough.

SPEAKER_03 52:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 52:49

They chew so disgustingly. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 52:53

Okay, first of all, fuck you. Huh? Fuck you. Alright. Because you drink like the worst human ever. That's one of my biggest pet peeves with me. I hate the way you drink. Dude, you crack it open. Yeah. You don't people drink like this.

SPEAKER_01 53:09

Yeah. You shut the fuck up! What the fuck is I don't know what it means. And I don't know, shut the fuck up. Shut the You've been on the law about this.

SPEAKER_03 53:18

Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. What what are you fucking slushing for?

SPEAKER_02 53:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:23

Slurping, what's the slurp for? Why?

SPEAKER_02 53:26

I don't I don't know. I I think I drink fine, man. I don't know. I don't I genuinely don't know. But this getting back to this person. You also think you're ripped. Alright. The biggest peppy. Alright, yeah. This person, when they chew, you know, first off, the fork on the fucking Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 53:46

Oh my god. That's the first thing.

SPEAKER_02 53:49

Yeah, the whole eating experience with its person. Oh, I can't. And then, you know, when they're chewing, you they're making like like background, like background noises. Like their lungs are making noise somehow. Like, like it's disguise. I don't know what it is. It sounds like their lungs are inflating. I don't know. It's fucking it sounds so weird. Yeah, and then obviously Oh, that's good.

SPEAKER_03 54:16

Yeah.

unknown 54:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:17

Open mouth.

SPEAKER_03 54:18

Chat l You know I I actively when I'm with people and I eat. Obviously, when I'm alone, I don't care, dude. I eat whatever. But even when I'm alone, I eat regularly. Yeah, it's regular. You just close your mouth, man. But when I'm with people, I'm always conscious of the way I'm eating because it's disgusting.

SPEAKER_02 54:35

I feel like I used to open mouth eat when I was younger. My friend 12 years old, like that. And my I remember my friend, we were sitting in Discord, and he was like, I was eating pasta, the the worst thing you can eat when you Yeah. He was like, dude, stop eating like that, it's disgusting. Like he just told me out front, and I was like, Yeah, it is, it is disgusting. What the fuck? And I just from that day I had my had manners. Come on, okay, I get that he gets disgusted by this, so I'm just gonna have I'm just gonna do this, eat normal. It doesn't bother me. What the fuck? Yeah. But oh this person, I just I just can't confront them about it. I don't know why. I just why I just sometimes I just literally leave the room when they're eating. I gotta go.

SPEAKER_03 55:22

Yeah. You got some hair right here.

SPEAKER_02 55:25

Some hair? Yeah. No, yeah, I gotta shave.

SPEAKER_03 55:27

No no no, I mean, I mean you you can get a tiny bit of feature hair.

SPEAKER_02 55:32

No, this yeah, this is when like half a week worth. And it's disgusting. Yeah. Now mine is disgusting though because it's only a neck beard. It's the worst. Oh my god, it looks so bad. And it's I I just need this. If I had this, if I can grow out like as much as you have, that's respectable, right? That's good. Okay. If uh I only have you know this, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:53

It just looks like Does your f uh father have a beard?

SPEAKER_02 55:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:57

How what kind of beard?

SPEAKER_02 55:58

Uh he has, you know, the like a centimeter thick. Like uh full beard.

SPEAKER_03 56:03

But how far up does it go? Cheek, cheekwise.

SPEAKER_02 56:06

Uh cheek does it go like this? No, it goes like a straight, straight like that. Yeah. Yeah, it's a really clear that's what I want exactly his one.

SPEAKER_03 56:15

Have you asked him how old he was when he got his uh beard?

SPEAKER_02 56:17

Yeah, 25.

SPEAKER_03 56:18

Okay, that's it.

SPEAKER_02 56:19

He started, he got like, you know, the things before but he started actively trying to grow it out at 25, so that's when he got it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I just I just don't want to confront this person because it's gonna be awkward and whatever. And you're not close friends? It's not that big a deal during my daily life.

SPEAKER_03 56:37

Are you not close friends?

SPEAKER_02 56:39

I am close with this person, I am, so I'm seeing him on a daily basis, so I'm close with this person, but still, uh just yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:48

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