Chasing the W

Chasing the Final Rosters

Amanda and Bonnie Season 1 Episode 13

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On this week's episode of Chasing the W, Amanda and Bonnie give an update on preseason work, Bonnie takes us on a poetic journey through training camp contracts and Amanda rages about trash men in a special 2x 24-Hour Shot Clock.

SPEAKER_01

Welcome back to another episode of Chasing the W. I'm Amanda.

Bonnie

And I'm Bonnie.

SPEAKER_01

And we're here for episode 13.

Bonnie

Lucky number 13. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

I was thinking to myself, maybe we'll get a break soon, but then I realized that the season is starting. And so there is literally no break in sight. We're not taking a break, I think, probably until end of the season. October. Just the five seconds we get in between, you know, the W and Unrivaled. So.

Bonnie

Yeah. I mean, maybe not even that. I mean, I guess maybe just a little.

SPEAKER_01

Maybe just like a couple weeks.

Bonnie

A couple weeks.

SPEAKER_01

Wow. That's like gonna be a lot of episodes.

Bonnie

That's when we'll have Ryan on.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

Bonnie

Yeah, we'll have Ryan on at the end of the WMEA season. You can fill in the gap.

SPEAKER_01

Anyway, what have you been up to?

Bonnie

I told you I don't have any other. Oh crap, you did say that. But what have you been up to?

SPEAKER_01

Well, I've been hooping a lot, and actually Bonnie was hooping with me.

Bonnie

Yeah, we played three by three the other day.

SPEAKER_01

And we haven't been on a team together because I think they're scared of us.

Bonnie

They're scared of chasing the W. They have to split us up.

SPEAKER_01

They literally didn't even put you on the same team as Eliza. They're scared of us. They're scared of us. And they have every right to be scared because I did, in fact, hit a three over tall girl. So it's my claim to fame. But I did not emote like I wanted to. I second guessed it. I thought I would regret it later.

Bonnie

So yeah, I feel like that's probably true.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I've it would have been way more. I would have been trying to climb Eliza's back in the paint, trying to stop her from scoring. She probably still would have scored. But anyway, today let's talk about let's talk about a lot of stuff. We're gonna talk preseason training camp, not in this order specifically, but regular season predictions. We'll talk about what we think is going to happen in terms of who's getting cut. We'll touch on the Natasha Cloud conundrum. I have not a lot of thoughts, but you know, some some thoughts. A few thoughts. We have the Bonnie show, Overtime. Got overtime, a deep dive into training camp and training camp contracts.

SPEAKER_02

Yep.

SPEAKER_01

And it's kind of twofold this 24-second shot clock, because I would like to do something around Coach Jackie and Shaq, but then also an update on Paige and AZ because late breaking news, Paige responded today in the media.

Bonnie

And so she's so mature.

SPEAKER_01

We got to talk about it. So let's let's go from there. Why don't we start with what should we start with? Actually, why don't we just start with the Paige and AZ thing? Let's start it. Yeah. Because that's like a quick update.

Bonnie

And that was like the last 24. That's what we ended with last time. Yeah. So it feels right to start.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so we'll we'll pick it right back up. Essentially, Paige had media day today, and she addressed the media and essentially said, listen to me now and listen to me good because I'm not finna say this shit again. Yep. What their personal relationship is their business. As I said. Yeah. I said it. It's not like she also said though, I understand why you have to ask about it, but our personal relationship is no one's business but our own. We've had several reps at this. We are professional on the court and nothing ever carries over. Like, and that's that on that. So I thought that was a really mature response, and she wasn't prompted, she kind of just started her presser that way, which I respect, and I think fair, honestly.

Bonnie

I mean, I also feel like it's so cute she's like standing up for them. But I mean it's so true. It's and she also mentioned like AZ like was the first draft pick, not because of Paige being on the team, it she earned it, it was her effort um that got her there. So I feel like someone needs to say it, and I'm glad she did.

SPEAKER_01

And the Wings have also doubled down on that stance as well. And I know previously we've talked about just how I feel like Paige being on Dallas definitely influenced the decision. However, I do think that it's less about their relationship and more about the fact that they have chemistry on the court, they played together for so long, it only makes sense. Like that is natural chemistry being transferred over to the W, and you can't I don't know, you just can't create that overnight, and so that's an asset. And they needed three-point shooters, honestly, and that's that's just really that. I feel like there's nothing really else to it.

Bonnie

I hope that they don't like I hope the media actually like listens to her and stops asking.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I do feel like had she not said something, they probably would dwell on it more just because there's a lot of conversation about how the team p the team's PR essentially answered for AZ, which I respect their decision to do that. And do I think it would have been more impactful if AZ addressed it herself? Sure, but it's also within her right to not be the person to address it.

Bonnie

She's young, like this is she just got into the league, like she doesn't want to. I mean, I think they're just trying to take care of her her.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you know, no, for sure, for sure.

Bonnie

And like she doesn't want to feel pressured, or they don't want her to feel f pressured to answer stuff, and she hasn't sure. Like she did media in college or whatever, but I feel like this is different. She hasn't had the experience yet.

SPEAKER_01

No, a thousand percent. So that's that on that. Stop asking them questions, it's none of your business. It's not your business. Okay, so I guess I'll save Natasha Cloud for right before we talk training camp just because it's relevant there. But yeah, I did want to talk maybe a little bit about regular season predictions because I I don't know that I have a lot of predictions. I feel very overwhelmed with the fact that there's so many new teams, and I just feel like there's so many rosters that are completely stacked.

Bonnie

Yeah, I agree. It was um, I know we're gonna get into this later, but it was like tough even watching the preseason games because I was like, who is that? Who is that? Who is that? I was like, didn't know anybody. Um and I do have one prediction I think the Valkyries are gonna be a huge threat.

SPEAKER_01

You think?

Bonnie

I think they're gonna be a problem this year. I think they're gonna be really, really good.

SPEAKER_01

I guess I do wonder I guess based on like most of their most of the league's rosters, I do feel like there's a lot of consistency in San Francisco's Yeah.

Bonnie

I mean, I guess just based on what I saw from their rookies, but yeah, a lot of teams are really strict. I mean, Aces obviously are gonna be really good. I mean, they're g they're good every year. Um I hope we are good.

SPEAKER_01

I it's not that I'm not into our team. I think I'm just more so like I don't know this coach. I know, I don't really have to respect. I don't, yeah, like I mean, I do we've talked about this a little bit, but they talked about Sab coming into her own as a PG. And I do think that she did super well. Yeah, she did really well when Sleet was out, and so I think she has a ton of potential. I also think it gives her an opportunity to learn how to create her own shot, so I'm excited to see that. Plus, she kind of I think needs to play the one that way she can continue building off of that chemistry with Satu that she already had in Oregon. So yeah, agree. That's that's honestly, I'm really trusting Sab to make me believe in SATU.

Bonnie

Yeah. So yeah, yeah, I think we'll we'll warm up to SAT 2.

SPEAKER_01

I think so too.

Bonnie

I just feel like it's just hard because there's so many unknowns, right? Yeah, you know?

SPEAKER_01

There's so many unknowns, and I swear to god, if Ellie comes back skinnier than she was last season, I'm I'm gonna have to file a report.

Bonnie

I'm gonna have to say something too.

SPEAKER_01

Like, this is crazy. This is like unrealistic image expectations.

Bonnie

This is what women have to deal with their whole life, and you're still throwing it in our face.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and Ellie was beautiful when she was thick, okay?

Bonnie

She was perfect.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I was gonna say big, blonde, and beautiful, but she's not blonde, so big blonde and beautiful.

Bonnie

I didn't know you liked hairspray.

SPEAKER_01

Um, good morning, but tomorrow. Wait, I didn't start on the right parts. Uh uh, woke up today. Okay. Anyway, I do really love it. We should watch it sometime. We should watch that.

Bonnie

All right, back to what we were talking about predictions.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, I think Atlanta is going to be tough.

Bonnie

I agree.

SPEAKER_01

I'm scared. Angel. I also I don't know. I'm just kind of I had a second team and it was the Sparks, and now I it's really tough because I want all the girls to succeed except for Indiana. Like that's just kind of where I'm at. Like I want Angels.

Bonnie

It's actually because there's like some girls on Indiana that I want to succeed, but I don't want them to succeed as a whole.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

Bonnie

Unfortunately.

SPEAKER_01

No, I know.

Bonnie

And because you know Kelsey Mitchell is my girl. I know. And now Raven Johnson too. I want to be on the show. I know.

SPEAKER_01

I want Raven to be great too. I'm gonna be honest with you, Aliyah Boston has grown on me. I don't know that I'm like a like her biggest fan, but she has grown on me, and her elbows are no longer public enemy number one.

Bonnie

I think she worked on it.

SPEAKER_01

I think she did. And I don't know, I feel like Unrivaled made me like I don't know. I'm just like, okay, girl.

Bonnie

Do you remember when Kelsey was doing that impression of her?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. It was good.

Bonnie

It was good. Actually, one producer just dropped something in the notes that is pretty interesting about um predictions this uh season. Um they're kind of like three tiers. So the top are the contenders, which have you know stable cores and are predicted to like win now.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, they're all in. They're all in. No draft picks, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bonnie

It's the Liberty, the Aces, the Sky, and the Dream.

SPEAKER_01

The Sky is really interesting because I hate the Sky as an organization.

Bonnie

Right.

SPEAKER_01

But they picked up a lot of my girly pops, and now I'm confused. I don't know what to think.

Bonnie

Like they totally switched it up.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's it's it's so crazy to like to look at their lineup now compared to last season and how they were handling the angel Reese of it all because it's giving they just didn't fucking like her. I know that's what it's giving because it's the same coach, yeah. I'm pretty sure, but I think he was also low-key. I don't think he should be a head coach, but it's it's giving like the same energy as the uh the dude from Dallas. He was the current coach for Chicago was an assistant coach for Vegas. That's right. Yeah.

Bonnie

Tyler Marsh.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, that's his name. Yeah, I don't know. I also I don't know, man. I feel like ever since Sloot went back to the sky, I kind of low-key like I have this opinion about her that I I guess I didn't spend too much brain power on Sloot before, but I don't know. I th Insidious is too heavy of a word. Like it's not in like it's not quite insidious, but I don't know. I feel like there was a vibe between Sloot and Angel. I wonder if there was like some kind of like um it's like battle for control or something.

Bonnie

She's giving like a bitter vet. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

It yeah, like that's what I mean. Like, and so I wonder too, because obviously Sloot played for the sky before she went back. I wonder if it's giving like she thought she would be going back and it would be her team and she's leading the team when in reality it's low-key, it was Angel's team because she's trying to build around Angel. Yeah, so I feel like there was some friction there, and it feels like Sloot is kind of like in the ear of the front office, too. I don't know. Did she part does she I'm not sure like there's something that's why I said insidious is not quite the word, but there's something insidious going on here.

Bonnie

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But I mean, at the end of the day, Angel was traded, and I think that's gonna be what's best for her from a mental health perspective, and then also just from a career perspective. I think she's gonna grow so much in Atlanta.

Bonnie

Yeah, I agree. I really agree agree.

SPEAKER_01

But now the sky have they have Dijanay, who should be available for the regular season. They have Skylar, they have Rakia. I know. Shout out to my girl, yeah. And they also have Camilla.

Bonnie

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I think I mean they're solid, they're very solid.

Bonnie

And I hope that Haley Van Lith, like gets it.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my gosh, I forgot about her.

Bonnie

Yeah. I mean, and she played with Angel for a while too.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I think I want to see more of Haley Van Lith this season for sure. I feel like she didn't quite get enough touches last season.

Bonnie

I keep forgetting that Angel's not on Sky anymore. This is it's so much up with the remote. I just feel like that's isn't that unheard of? Even though like we literally just said it, I was like, I know Hayley played with Angel, they're not playing anymore together.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but to be fair, they played in Chicago and they played at LSU together. So totally valid, totally fair.

Bonnie

Um, okay, so they're one of the contenders this year, and then the middle slash volatile like middle of the road, yeah. Who have like totally rebuilt um well not totally, I guess, but the wings, the fever, sparks, lynx, and valkyries.

SPEAKER_01

I think the wings are going to be very good, and I only say that because we kind of already touched on the chemistry between Paige and Aisy. Like, there was a thing Azy talked about on her podcast, Foot Around and Find Out. Incredible podcast name, by the way. She mentioned that she jokingly said to Paige that she forgot how good of a passer she was because she got the pass right in her shot pocket and she was able to get right back into her motion. Like, that is what I'm talking about when I say they were she was drafted for the chemistry as well. Like, those are two players who are gonna play super well off of each other. They just picked up Wolana Smith, who recently went brunette, which I'm not sure how I feel about it. It feels weird.

Bonnie

It feels I was like, is that a wig? She's I legit was like I mean it doesn't look right yet, it doesn't look like her yet. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'm not used to it. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like strange. And I to be fair, I only saw one video, but I was like, ugh, who is that? Um but you know, they got Alana Smith. They I think Arike, man, with the help, I think Arique is going to be incredible because I think Arique is very good, but she's I feel like used to putting the team on her back, and now there's so many options, like it's gonna be good. Yeah, I'm very excited for Dallas.

Bonnie

I'm excited for them too.

SPEAKER_01

I'm excited for Lynx to have Olivia Miles, yeah, and I think especially with Fee's injury, I think she's gonna get a lot of playing time, and I think that'll be great because I mean let's see what she can do, right? Like with Courtney playing the two and Olivia Miles at the one. I don't know. And then you've got McBuckets. I mean, I don't know if she's cleared to play with the whole ear thing. I mean, she is.

Bonnie

Yeah, I hope so.

SPEAKER_01

That poor girl. But I mean, otherwise, they don't really have anyone else there. I'm like actually surprised that Minnesota hasn't picked up Tosh, but I do wonder if that's like a money thing. But we'll we'll get to that later.

Bonnie

Yeah. Okay, then lastly, the rebuild slash expansion tier is no surprises here. Storm. Who do they even have? Mystics, totally rebuild, sun, again, I don't know. Yeah, I don't even know who's on the sun right now. Fire, brand new tempo. I mean, those are both.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, expansion teams. I think, but I think the one I would be most concerned about not being able to do anything is probably the storm. Yeah, however, I do think I don't think I don't know. The Mystics to me, I don't know if I would I guess technically by definition they are rebuilding, but I do think that they could be dangerous. They have a lot of rookies, which means they're gonna be playing very freely. I don't know. I feel like you never know. Yeah, like you never know.

Bonnie

Um, and they have Cody McMahon now.

SPEAKER_01

She's a rookie, which and and Lauren Betts. Don't they have Lauren Betts as well? Oh, yeah, sure. That's what I mean. Like, I think that they will surprise us.

Bonnie

Yeah. That's what that's what it's gonna be a crazy season.

SPEAKER_01

That's what I mean. Like, I'm overwhelmed, like, I don't even know what to think. Yeah, I'm so excited. And we we are seeing the mystics for the home opener. Or sorry, not the mystics, the sun. For the home opener. For some reason, I keep thinking it's mystics. The sun are another team on this list for rebuild and expansion. I don't know what the fuck they're doing over there. I feel like this is a fever dream season because what is going on over there? They're like getting into all kinds of crazy shit over there, just silly goofy stuff.

Bonnie

I know I haven't been able to watch the videos because every time I see them, I'm like in a meeting and I'm like, oh, I can't watch this right now.

SPEAKER_01

No, like it's giving not appropriate, like it's like and not inappropriate in that like they shouldn't be doing it, just like they're having a lot of fun. And I fear that's not appropriate for when I'm in a meeting, you know.

Bonnie

Right.

SPEAKER_01

Um, but I'm also just like, it's our last season in Connecticut, they're just doing literally whatever. Wouldn't it be hilarious if they won the whole thing?

Bonnie

That would be crazy.

SPEAKER_01

That would be fucking hilarious. I don't think it'll happen, but it would be funny.

Bonnie

Why can't I think of who's on the sun? I can only think of Sinai Rivers and Anisa Mara. Brittany Greiner. Brittany Greiner. She did the splits. KB. Brittany Greiner doing the splits was crazy. No, I know.

SPEAKER_01

Brittany Greiner splitting and then twerking was not on my bingo card. It was so crazy. I said, damn, I didn't even know she knew how to move like that. That's crazy.

Bonnie

Seriously, how did she get down so low?

SPEAKER_01

I mean, shout out to her though. Shout out to her. I mean, I don't know.

Bonnie

She's flexible, I guess.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna be honest, the fire? I don't know. I don't think I believe in them. I don't respectfully. Respectfully, I don't have a thought or opinion about them. To me, they're like a non-issue.

Bonnie

Oh, I think they're playing right now, actually.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, preseason?

Bonnie

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I'll tune in a little bit later in non-issue for me. Personally. Personally, I don't think they're gonna be a threat. But okay, but then you have the tempo, and I high key believe in the tempo.

Bonnie

I do too, because I believe in Sandy. I believe in the Sandy, I'm not sure. I believe in the Maybers.

SPEAKER_01

I believe in the Maybury sisters, Dara and Marina. I swear to God, they better both. I mean, well, Marina's on the roster, but they better keep Dara. They better keep Dara. I feel like they will. That would dude, that would be incredible. Well, speaking of the Maybury sisters, also kind of a tangent, but I'm pretty sure Michaela Maybrie resigned from coaching at Notre Dame. I saw her. Is she about to coach in Toronto? They're about to have a sister trio up, dude. They might as well hire the brother too. Wait, really? They might as well hire the brother too. I'm pretty sure Michaela's leaving Notre Dame.

Bonnie

Well, she's definitely leaving Notre Dame. Yeah. Is she going to Toronto?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. That would be incredible though. Even if she's not a player. Like if she was coaching, that would be so fun.

Bonnie

That would be really fun.

SPEAKER_01

That would be so fun. It's a family business. Bring the fucking brother too.

Bonnie

Yeah, bring brother Mabry.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I so don't remember his name. But it's okay. We don't need to know his name.

Bonnie

Um Okay. Yeah. I mean, season starts in just over a week, about 10 days. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

Home opener is going to be crazy. I have to remember my earplugs because I'm old. Okay. It gets really popping. It gets really popping in there.

Bonnie

Let's put should you set a reminder right now on your phone?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I should, right? Okay. Just remember the earplugs.

Bonnie

Well, actually. I'll text it to you.

SPEAKER_01

The f the reason why I started bringing them too was there was this lady who used to sit. I don't even think she was in our section, but like she was so fucking loud. And she was definitely Hispanic.

Bonnie

Told me about her.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, she's the LIBERTE LIBERTE! But like voice travels.

Bonnie

That's amazing.

SPEAKER_01

Travels. Like, I don't think we heard her much last season, so maybe she didn't renew.

Bonnie

There used to be a woman that sat sat next to me in our section, and she was constantly yelling, like, did not take a breath. She's like, defense. And then like would switch to whatever fucking offensive cheer we were doing. And I was like, girl, you gotta take a sip of water or something.

SPEAKER_01

That is really stressful for me. That's like the guy in our section who starts the chance for pretty much the whole arena. He's got like a very unique voice, but I gotta tell you right now, I don't want to hear we all we got, we all we need this.

Bonnie

I don't want to hear that either.

SPEAKER_01

We're done. Let's move on.

Bonnie

I feel like it's a new chapter.

SPEAKER_01

That's what I mean. That's why low key gave me the ick last season because I'm just like, this ain't even the same team. And also, if I'm looking at the score, we're ass right now. We all we got, and clearly we need more. We need a little more. Yeah, clearly we need more than what we got. So, whatever, man.

Bonnie

I agree. Um did you want to what should we oh let's talk about?

SPEAKER_01

I think we can go right into like training camp if you want. Okay. Okay, so let's let's get into some more specifics with the preseason.

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

What are your thoughts?

Bonnie

What have you seen? Okay, well, first I have to say I watched the Liberty game. And okay, Hanshu. Hanshu is back and she's new and improved. I see she was in MIDI's too. It was looking really good out there. She's gonna junk this season.

SPEAKER_01

That would be tough. That would be tough. And I feel like I mean, again, this is all kind of learned together, but I'm like, what are we gonna look like during the regular season when we have JJ Satu? Like, will we ever do small ball or is Hansu gonna be like a backup for JJ? Like, I'm just curious. Like, I just I'm ready to see it all because I don't have an inkling of what we'll look like.

Bonnie

It's gonna be interesting. I think there are mil multiple options, which is good.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, I agree.

Bonnie

Um, my other takeaway from our game is that all lesbians are obsessed with uh Annalie Maley. Is she gay? She's gay. Australian and gay.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, yeah. I did see the chatter on the Twitters and the threads. Um, and I was just like, what's going on here? What's going on? And people are in love. I actually saw a really funny tweet that was just like all the lesbians in New York are like asking a parent for it to keep a straight pet. They're like, Can we please keep her? Can we have her, please? And I'm just like, I I I I saw and I get it. I get it. But I I wasn't tracking before, but she put that street clothes on, you know, the regular clothes, no uniform. I get it.

Bonnie

Yeah. And honestly, I'd do pretty well.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

Bonnie

She did pretty well. I can't remember her stat line, but I I feel like we'll keep her. Why not?

SPEAKER_01

Are you hoping that we keep her? Or you want to keep her because of her basketball skills? Be honest. It's okay.

Bonnie

Both.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. You're like, whoa, the yeah. I mean, yeah. It's nice to have, you know, good-looking people to look at while you watch the games.

Bonnie

We're a good looking team.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not gonna, yeah, I'm not gonna lie. The Liberty?

Bonnie

We're kinda hot.

SPEAKER_01

Like, we're hot. Like, New York is the epicenter of hotness. And actually, I would really love to when the season starts and we have our final roster, I want to do that formula where we do the ratio of gay players to straight players and if the balance is still there, because then I think I can make a true prediction.

Bonnie

Yeah. I mean, Satu is I think Satu's gay. Is she gay?

SPEAKER_01

Um someone said that to me and I was just like, Are you sure? And they're like, No, yeah, she's gay.

Bonnie

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

But you know, I don't know. I can't confirm or deny personally.

Bonnie

I'm gonna look it up really quick. Um see if it ha if it shows us.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'm like, geez, I'm like, who the fuck else is on our roster?

Bonnie

Right.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, we have we have Rebecca Gardner.

Bonnie

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And I she looked pretty good too.

Bonnie

She looks really good. Technically, she's on a training camp contract. So they better fucking keep her. Because I think she's a our hustle player.

SPEAKER_01

I think so too. And you always need one of those, especially because we lost KT. Yep. We lost KB.

Bonnie

Yep.

SPEAKER_01

Wow, that's actually really fucked.

Bonnie

I know. We didn't keep any of the case.

SPEAKER_01

But we're getting Benajaline Hamilton back. Shout out to B. Shout out to B. And what do we say? She would never lie to you. She would never lie to you. I knew she would never lie to you. She never lied to me. Oh my god, what a good friend. Friend of the pod, but Najalaney Hamilton. Friend of the pod. Or but Najalaney, maybe? I don't know. What? I don't know. Is she Laney or Laney Hamilton? I don't know.

Bonnie

I think she's Laney Hamilton. I think there's still that man in the picture.

SPEAKER_01

I guess. Alright, fine. That's fine. Um, yeah, I feel like I can't make any like I don't know. Like we said, it's just really unknown. I don't even fucking know who's a liberty, aside from like the starters.

Bonnie

There were a lot of people that I saw play that I'm like. I'm gonna be honest.

SPEAKER_01

I don't even know our coach's name still to this day. He's just Mr. Man still. I don't even know him.

Bonnie

Do me to tell you?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

Bonnie

Chris DeMarco.

SPEAKER_01

DeMarco. I was like in my head, De Luca. No.

Bonnie

You got the duh, right?

SPEAKER_01

I got the duh, yeah. Okay, yeah, sure. Okay. I know that, so I didn't get to watch the game because you know I had like a million fucking birthday activities this past weekend. Yeah, I have a lot of friends. Um, but I saw that our friends were complaining about how good the Liberty made Sophie Cunningham look during the game. And so after hearing that feedback, I decided I didn't need to watch.

Bonnie

Yeah, I mean, the first half the starters played, like and Stewie put the team on the back again. She went on like a 9-0 run at one point. Um and got the got us in the lead. But then same, kind of same with um Indiana, but their starters sat for most of the second half, and so did ours. And that's when they really took the lead.

SPEAKER_01

Well, which makes sense, right? Like respectfully, their starting five is not beating our starting five. Correct. And the I think biggest takeaway from this game is that Caitlin Clark is a construction worker, she only touches bricks. That's all she's got. She's got bricks for us. She's a fucking brick, she's a brick builder, a building builder. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. That's all she can do. Brick, brick, brick, brick. I think she sat like two for ten from three. She did.

Bonnie

I saw a post that was like Caitlin Clark's back.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

Bonnie

Two for ten.

SPEAKER_01

And you know what I you know what I really loved about that is that Brick Center is like a pretty popular like account on Twitter. And it just feels really good to see some of these like mainstream like NBA Twitter accounts acknowledging that she's ass. Yeah.

Bonnie

I mean, I'm still thinking about that time they compared her to uh Trey Young.

SPEAKER_01

Yep. Yeah, actually, I just see something recently. Do you know um like the setup? There's I don't know what the account is called, but there's like there were like these social media videos like going around where you have like people from the right debating with people from the left, and they were like taking turns in there on a timer. I saw a very similar setup of a video today, but it was about women's basketball, and it was an Indiana Fever fan, um, a white blonde woman, which I have a feeling that I know what her thoughts are, but then it was this uh black man, he's a creator, and he actually like has been on the W for a minute, but he was talking about how and I a hundred percent agree with his analysis. The thing about Caitlin Clark is that she does not instill fear in the defense, and that's how you that's kind of how you can determine whether or not someone is a star and is actually good. You have to be a player that instills fear in the defense that people are pressed, and the other woman's argument was well, people pick her up half court, and it's like that doesn't mean she's good, that just means we know she's finna launch the ball, right? And you have to get a contest, yeah. Like that to me doesn't have anything to do with her skill set because again, two for ten tells me that she's gonna chuck shots up and hope they go in. And you know what? I could do that, yeah, and I would have I would have the same stat line.

Bonnie

Same.

SPEAKER_01

That's what I mean. We could make we could make three-point shots if we shot enough of them.

Bonnie

I can make I can get a stat line of two for ten.

SPEAKER_01

Right, that's what I'm saying. It's not hard. So I think that was a really a really good assessment though, because then he uh again compared her to Trey Young and how the assist to turnover ratio is fucking insane. Like, yeah, Trey Young can make incredible plays, but he's not consistently making incredible plays. So that's like an issue for me. I I don't want like the random, like, oh, every once in a while, incredible shot, incredible.

Bonnie

Like, I need you to consistency is key.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and I also like need you to be at least, she's not a leader, like I don't know. There's just so many hooks, like she she can't dribble, she can only pull up from deep and not even hitting that consistently. And then Steph White had a presser where she was like, Yeah, well, you know, we just have to learn like how to play because we do play differently when she's on the floor, but it's like if the whole offense is being tailored around you and your skill set, which is essentially just a catch and shoot, and you still can't fucking do that well, what does that say about you? Right. Like you can only go left, yeah, and you can only shoot the ball. I probably could steal the ball from Caitlin Clark, the way they talk about her.

Bonnie

I mean, yeah, she's predictable. She's that's what I mean.

SPEAKER_01

Like she hasn't, it doesn't seem like she's really added anything to her bag, and that's a problem as a guard. Well, that's the thing. I'm not really sure because I don't follow her, but also like she was at uh Team USA's training camp.

Bonnie

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And again, I'm just like there were like clips of Paige guarding her, and Paige locked that ass up. Like, so I'm just I don't know. I don't know. That's all this to say I was right the entire time.

Bonnie

Yep, Amanda was right, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And that's and that's that on that separately. The one game I did get to watch was Seattle, and I think they played the Valkyries, yep, and I thought Flag looked so good, like the pull-up MIDI was so good.

Bonnie

She was really creating like a lot of shots for herself, and she looked like comfortable. Yeah, she's like, I've been here.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, which I wonder how much playing time she'll get. But again, they don't have they don't have anyone, they don't have anyone.

Bonnie

Yeah, she's gonna be like a starting five, probably.

SPEAKER_01

I hope so. I think that'll be really cool for her, especially like she won't have to compete for that spot, and it'll give her like time to develop and work on her game if they're really not gonna make a title run this year.

Bonnie

During that game, I learned who Miela Sowa is on the Valkyries. Okay, she's an Australian rookie.

SPEAKER_01

Ozzy, Aussie, Ozzy.

Bonnie

Yep, never seen her before, but she had an amazing offensive game. She played It's a lot of Australians, I know, right? 20 Australians, I think, in the league, right? 20 Australians in the league. Wow.

SPEAKER_01

That's crazy. That's pretty good. Dang, that could have been you, Eliza. Still can. You know what? It could, but you wouldn't be tall, girl on the W.

Bonnie

No, you'd be mid.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, you'd be smaller than Sabrina.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That's I mean, I mean, yeah. I mean, you are in fact smaller than Sabrina, but you would look so cute and small.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my gosh, short girl, sorry. You should try out. Yeah, just walk on.

Bonnie

Walk on.

SPEAKER_01

For the liberty? I think so.

Bonnie

Yeah, I think that's how it works.

SPEAKER_01

Maybe she can be part of the the practice squad.

Bonnie

We need to get some recruiters to the Bride League. Let's get them to the post.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

Bonnie

You don't have anywhere to sit, but uh That's okay.

SPEAKER_01

You can stand in the middle with the rest of the regular people. Anyway.

Bonnie

Yeah, so this girl, Soa, is her last name. She played 14 minutes, got 14 points, went five for six for her field uh goals, and four for four for threes.

SPEAKER_01

That's crazy. I'm just what are they feeding the people in Australia? Because it's giving it's giving how basically well, yeah. No, baseball that their whole thing is like they got all these facilities in the Dominican Republic because for some reason Dominicans can hit the fucking ball. I don't know. I don't I don't know I don't know how it works, but it's giving, it's giving there's about to be a basketball factory in Australia.

Bonnie

There might be correct.

SPEAKER_01

There might already, yeah, there might already be, because I'm pretty sure Dara Mabry was also playing in an Australian league and she was cooking up.

Bonnie

Well, okay, going back to Annalie Maley, yeah, apparently she scored like 65 points. She's Australian too, isn't she? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Fuck. Yeah. Wow, that's crazy.

Bonnie

They're taking over, which is great. I kind of I love it. Well, you're biased. So I'm biased, but obviously. Yeah, I mean, but yeah, so there were some really surprising. I thought Raven like played really well defensively. She blocked there's this one rookie that we have on our team who's really short. I don't know who she is.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, she's like a teeny tiny girl.

Bonnie

A teeny I think she might be 5'3.

SPEAKER_01

She I'm taller than her.

Bonnie

I'm taller than her, teen.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we're taller. Who's tall girl now? Exactly. Yeah.

Bonnie

And Raven blocked the shit out of her like a couple two or three times.

SPEAKER_01

Raven is also kind of massive. She's like really tall.

Bonnie

She's taller than I think she is, right? Like on TV, she looks like 5'6.

SPEAKER_01

No, I think she's like six foot at least. You don't think Raven Johnson?

Bonnie

She's five nine. Okay, fine.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, fine.

Bonnie

I mean, but she looks shorter than like I would uh think that she's shorter than you. You're five nine? Yes.

SPEAKER_01

Damn. She's also taller than I thought. Sorry. I thought maybe like five's seven. Sorry. I just five nine? Wow. Tall girl.

Bonnie

She's tall. Dang, that's what she's gonna do. Join the league.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, she's gonna.

Bonnie

Babe, I really want you to join the league.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

Bonnie

Alright, we're all petitioning. You heard it here first later.

SPEAKER_01

We can blow up uh Krista Marco's DMs. Yeah. Like, I got a tall girl for you.

Bonnie

We got someone for you.

SPEAKER_01

5'9 is not that short. That's actually taller than Sloot.

Bonnie

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Sleot is 5'7. No, I'm pretty sure Sloot is 5'7. Oh my god, Eliza could guard Sloot.

Bonnie

Eliza can block the shit out of Sloot respectfully.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Listen, I think we quit our jobs and we put all of our energy and effort. Getting Eliza into the case. Yeah, into training Eliza to get her into the league. And by training, I mean we're in the gym with her every day. Every day. Morning, waits, weights, weights, weights, weights, cardio, cardio, cardio. Just like that. Shots, shots. Yeah, shots, shots too. Shots two. Shots two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Bonnie

You know who would help?

SPEAKER_01

Paul. Paul. Paul. And Ryan. And Ryan. And Ryan. Oh my gosh. Okay, yeah. We'll write this down. We'll write this down. We'll figure this plan out for later. All right. I love that we're doing this against her, will. We're just like, work, work, work.

Bonnie

We're forcing her to do it. Yeah. But she'll thank us in the end.

SPEAKER_01

She will, because she'll be making a lot of money with this new CBA.

Bonnie

And then we we get some of the we get some of the money.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because she's got to pay her team. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Bonnie

I agree. Okay.

unknown

Okay.

Bonnie

Um, do you have anything else you want to say about the preseason?

SPEAKER_01

I don't think so. I guess other than the fact that Raven was more efficient than Caitlin, but we already need to. Agree.

Bonnie

I mean, I really, you know, I really wonder. I mean, Steph, Stephanie White has said, like, now we have options so like Caitlin can rest. But what's rest from what? What the fuck is she doing?

SPEAKER_01

If she does better than Caitlin, then the Indiana Fever fans are going to have meltdowns, is what's gonna happen.

Bonnie

Or maybe that's what they need.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, yeah. I mean, they're always having meltdowns. I mean, but who knows?

Bonnie

I want them to actually melt.

SPEAKER_01

I feel like it's possible that Caitlin. I'm not speaking this thing to existence, so I'm knocking on wood. I'm not saying that I want her to get injured, but it's giving, like, if I'm noticing a pattern, it's giving injury. It's giving injury.

Bonnie

It's giving Ben Simmons.

SPEAKER_01

It's giving Ben Simmons. Oh my gosh. And you know what? Not on the docket, but I will be discussing later. We will need to talk about Klay Thompson and Meg the Stallion because I I'm not even getting into it, but I'm sick. And and we'll talk about it more in a bit. Okay, so that was training camp. And so, Bonnie, I would love to hear from you during this next section. What tell me more about training camp contracts?

Bonnie

What is it time for? It's time for overtime. And this overtime, we're gonna explain training camp contracts. Um, we touched on it last up just slightly, but um, in short, you know, training camp contracts are non-guaranteed short-term, non-standard contracts. Players can which means players can be released before the regular season starts without the team owing the full value. So basically it's like a come to camp, compete, maybe make the team, you know. Um who signs them? We've got undrafted rookies, veterans on the fringe, overseas players trying to break into the league, and even some notable names fighting for final roster spots. So, like, like I mentioned ear earlier, Rebecca Gardner is on a training camp contract, but she's been in the league for quite some time now. And they all have this minimum salary structure. So if if the player does make the roster, it converts into a standard contract.

SPEAKER_01

And for rookies But that's like the final roster, right?

Bonnie

That's the main roster. That's the part of the 12.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, okay.

Bonnie

For rookies, if they make it through training camp and on the main roster, they get the minimum salary, which is 270. Okay. And that's for zero years of service. And a vet that's on training camp contract, that's they get their minimum salary, which is 277.

SPEAKER_01

So this is if they make the roster. Yep. Okay, okay.

Bonnie

Their salary during training training camp is prorated. So like if they get cut halfway through, they only get like that much. I don't really know how much that is, but it's like prorated.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, well, yeah, that makes sense. You get paid just for the time spent.

Bonnie

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

Bonnie

Um the training camp players, they don't count towards salary camp during the training camp window. That's why we see a lot of teams with a lot of people signed to training camp, which makes it like super heartbreaking to see all these people cut. Um some teams have camps that are 20 plus players, which means like most of them won't make it. And uh a tidbit from earlier that I heard from a producer is that the Aces are the only team that have 13 players on the training camp roster. Becky know what she's doing. I know. But I wonder then what they're gonna do with their two development spots. Well, I wonder if they've cut one, then they only have the main roster. Well, yeah, but then I wonder like 14. Oh, sorry, they have 14.

SPEAKER_01

What's but it's 12 roster spots though, and two developmental spots.

Bonnie

Exactly. So they have 14 spots total, basically.

SPEAKER_01

So then I guess I wonder too, like, not a in my opinion, not a bad move by the Aces to have under the 14 players max, because then you gotta wonder, like, all the players that get cut from these other rosters, like, will be right for the pick in, right? And then you didn't have to invest the money in them during training camp, but then you also have an opportunity to see what they're capable of if they played preseason minutes. Yeah. And so they kind of have like a Rolodex of options if that's the case.

Bonnie

Yeah, you're talking about other teams? Yeah, yeah. Which that leads me to my next point, which um is this limited exclusivity of uh it's a 14-day rule. This is if you make it to a developmental player spot. The team has 14 days to sign you to the main roster, but that can be any team, right? So like say I don't know who Annalene Maley is signed to the developmental spot, but like Sky's like Chicago Sky's like I want her, then the Liberty has 24 hours to match, and they get they get the right of first refusal. But if they don't promote that player and give them a contract, they lose them.

SPEAKER_01

So which I think is fair, and I also I kind of like this idea of developmental spots too because it gives teams a little bit more flexibility, yeah. And I don't know, sometimes like Jalen Sherrod would have been on a developmental contract for a sign-up. Yeah. Oh, I guess Jalen might actually still be with Minnesota.

Bonnie

I think she might.

SPEAKER_01

So maybe maybe she'll start over Olivia Miles. Uh I don't know, probably not. Olivia Miles will probably start over Jalen. Yeah, I think because she's Olivia Miles.

Bonnie

Yeah, I think she's still with Minnesota right now, but we'll see.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you don't invest a number two pick and then not play them.

Bonnie

So basically that's like the rundown and the rules and sort of the minutiae of training camp and the contracts that go with it. But in conclusion, I just wanted to say this in summary that the WNBA draft is a celebration, but training camp, that's really the reality check.

SPEAKER_01

Dang. Poetry.

Bonnie

Like we hype draft night, but like it's the finish line, you know, it's like a whole moment.

SPEAKER_01

Can you do this like slam poetry?

Bonnie

No, I cannot do it. Oh, sorry, I'm sorry. Draft night's a whole moment, names are getting called, they've got the hats, but in the W getting drafted doesn't mean you like shit, which is crazy. Isn't that crazy?

SPEAKER_01

It just means you guys it's like not funny, but it's like crazy because it's like dang, like wow, I put the hat on, I got drafted incredible, and then you might not make the roster.

Bonnie

So the W, I think we've talked we've talked about this before, but the W doesn't have a talent problem, it has a space problem because like you've got the league overflowing with high-level players, which include the college stars, international stars, and Olympians, and then you think about the roster math, they only have 12 spots per team, that's it. So when training camp opens, you're not watching fringe players battle out, you're watching like legitimately good talent fight for like maybe two, three real openings. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Which which makes me think of Emma Misaman isn't signed either, right? Right. That's crazy. But I mean, maybe they didn't like what they saw last season because I should have been. It was like a whole thing, right? And and Cheryl, Cheryl was like, she picked the wrong team, and then Cheryl didn't even pick it up. Which is crazy because they have like five dollars and a you know, a little lint.

Bonnie

Yeah. So at the end of all this, training camp has really become like the league's pressure valve. It's where all the excess talent goes to compete and where some of it gets squeezed out. So yeah, the draft is the dream. But training camp, that's the part nobody talks about.

SPEAKER_02

Damn. That was good.

Bonnie

And that's where we the league act decides who belongs and who doesn't. And this year, maybe the fiercest competition yet.

SPEAKER_01

Wow, incredible, incredible. Thank you so much, Amy Polar. So okay. I do I need some guidance from you, Bonnie, because I have a couple things I want to talk about, but I feel like I can't really have two 24 seconds. I mean, could I?

Bonnie

I it's our podcast.

SPEAKER_01

I mean it is our podcast. I guess I could do that. Yeah.

Bonnie

But you only get 24 per topic. So then I can't say anything else. Can you respond?

SPEAKER_01

We've never established these rules.

Bonnie

We haven't. Um it's just me. Yeah, it's just your segment. Fuck. Okay. All right. Okay, but do you know what you Yes?

SPEAKER_01

Okay. For my first 24 seconds, I would like to cover Clay Thompson and Megan the Stallion.

Bonnie

Okay, okay. Let me pull up the stopwatch.

SPEAKER_01

The glasses are coming off.

Bonnie

The glasses are off.

SPEAKER_01

I really have to lock in. Okay. I'm just gathering my thoughts here because I have a lot of them. And so I'm like, how do I pick the best ones? Okay. Are you ready, Bonnie? I'm ready. 24 seconds on the clock, starting now. I cannot fucking believe that a man who looks like Klay Thompson will fumble one of the most beautiful women on the planet and Megan the Stallion. And I keep seeing commentary from really toxic men saying that, well, what do you think? He's an NBA player. He's Klay Thompson. He's busted. Megan deserves so much better than that. And I don't want to hear shit about Tori Lanez. I want to hear nothing. Because he had her around his family, cooking, cleaning, doing everything for him. She threw a birthday for him. There's so much I could say about it. I just, men are trash. Men are trash is really it.

Bonnie

So yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, I'm sick. I'm sick. If I ever see him on these streets, I'm biting his ankles.

Bonnie

I'm biting his ankles too.

SPEAKER_01

I'm biting his ankles. I might tackle him and then still bite his ankles. Oh my god. Okay.

Bonnie

Um did you see the clip of her? Because you know she's doing Moulin Rouge right now. Yeah. The finale.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, and she teared up at the standing elevation.

Bonnie

Heartbreaking. But everyone was like, we love. I hope she felt the love because everyone was like, we fucking love you. We're on Team Megan, obviously.

SPEAKER_01

The one the one last thing I'll say about it that isn't really like my feelings specifically about Clay. I feel like everyone's really like stuck on this though, because it's not really about two celebrities. It's about the fact that you could be the most beautiful woman in the on the fucking planet. You could do right by your partner, and a man will still treat you with disrespect and like trash.

Bonnie

And I want all the straight women out there to listen to this and then think about what the fuck are you doing?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Honestly, think about it because it's just really, it's just so crazy. I feel like I hear all of these horror stories about straight people and dating, particularly women, and it's like the bare minimum is they're like, wow, like they he asked me about my day. Hello? Hello? I don't like I feel like lesbians don't even ask about the day because I already know. Right. I already know how the day went. I know how I'm manifesting it to go for my wife. You know what I mean? Like it's just like it's I don't know. Like, like you're actively looking for ways to make their day better and easier. But a man could never. Could never. A man could never could be. It's just really insane. Okay. And then I have a second 24-second shot clock.

Bonnie

Let me get it back up.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, thank you so much. Alright, let me know when you're ready. This one is about Shaq and Coach Jackie, and the glasses are coming back on for this so that I can, in fact, see how much time I have. Yes. Buckle up. This one I think is gonna be hard to do 24 seconds because it's a it's a twofer, but that's okay.

Bonnie

Okay. But I could let it sign this time.

SPEAKER_01

I accept the challenge.

Bonnie

Alright, here we go. 24 seconds on the clock, starting now.

SPEAKER_01

Stephen A. Smith is fucking disgusting. He sexually harassed Chine Ogumake on the live air, saying that her speaking in French really turned him on. Why the fuck would you ever say that? And Coach Jackie, as is within her right, made a video about it and how it was inappropriate and how it was sexual harassment. And Shaq was in her comments talking about some get a real job, lady. What the fuck are you talking about, Shaq? Because you're just as gross as Stephen A. Smith, talking about people will only watch the W if they was in booty shorts and the ribs were lower.

Bonnie

Whoa. What a fucking dick. He's like in his 50s. How about you act like that? Someone needs to revoke his Papa John's CEO.

SPEAKER_01

I think Coach Jackie masterclass and how she responded to him and was just like. What did she say? She essentially broke down why being a content creator covering this kind of stuff is actually her real job, and then pretty much read him for filth for all of the bullshit partnerships that he's done. Like he's done a movie that no one gave a fuck about. Also, like he spent his whole career really committing to the bit of not wanting to learn how to shoot foul shots. He was like a consistent like 52% his entire career, didn't give a fuck. Like this was back when there was like zero expectations of big men other than to like get the fucking ball off the rebound. Like otherwise, like I feel like the game has really it's really changed. I mean, even if you look at JJ, like yeah, JJ's a center. She she flinging that bitch, she's swishing it. Like she's a three-point shooter. She probably she's probably more consistent than Sabrina last season. Like, if we're being honest.

Bonnie

Honestly.

SPEAKER_01

It's just, it's just crazy. I don't know. I think the takeaway from 24 second shot clock, both of them today, is that men are trash. I agree. A man could never could never what? Just they could never do anything. They can never do anything. Nothing right. Nothing. They're just they I don't know why they exist. They're just here to like cause trouble and and pain. I don't know.

Bonnie

Yeah, I agree.

SPEAKER_01

They're too emotional.

Bonnie

100%. Yeah. All all of men need therapy. Anyway, that's all we got today, right? Like today.

SPEAKER_01

I can't spend any more airtime on these trashy men. So we'll be back next week with another episode of Chasing Chasing the W.