SCAM LIKELY!!!

This episode I’m joined by my sister Tye and we talk about some scams that make us laugh and some that we’ve done!!

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:01

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, whatever time you listen to this, I don't care. This is the next episode. I don't know what number I'm on, but I'm here with Ty. This is D'Angelo's wife. We're hanging out and we're talking about scams. Scam like don't even go there.

SPEAKER_06 0:22

I don't even go there.

SPEAKER_00 0:26

I'm not a scammer. I mean, I'm trying to do this introduction, and as you guys can see, she is already scamming to stop me.

SPEAKER_05 0:33

I'm not a scam. Baba, you literally the only the you literally the only scam I know.

SPEAKER_00 0:38

Listen, I don't think I've ever scammed in my life. All you do is scam. Name one scam I've done.

SPEAKER_05 0:44

You do scam still you don't know that it's a scam. You lie so much.

SPEAKER_00 0:49

Oh my god. I don't do that. But anyways, let me give her a proper introduction. This is the big winner, the breadwinner, the one that always is cooking dinner.

SPEAKER_05 0:59

Period.

SPEAKER_00 1:03

My older sister Ty.

SPEAKER_04 1:05

Older and why? I'm 30. 30. I'm 30. 30.

SPEAKER_00 1:10

But whatever. I mean, that's neither here nor there. Um so we're talking about scams. I just want to point out that back in the day, scamming was better. It was fun and it was bold. Today, it's all of this throw the biggest net and you see what you catch. If we get them, we get them, they're dumb. No, back in the day, you had to be creative. You had to do stuff where it was like, oh my god, did I just get tricked?

SPEAKER_05 1:37

How far is we talking about back in the day? When we talk about today.

SPEAKER_00 1:41

I would go as early as I could have been noticing scams. So 2008 is when I would say.

SPEAKER_05 1:47

Okay, I didn't grow up over here. And where I grew up, you know, I grew up in Turks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't, it wasn't we wasn't scamming over there.

unknown 1:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:55

So what do you call a scam? So, okay, let me bring up scams for Turks then.

SPEAKER_05 1:59

No, what do you call what do you call in back in the day scam being bold?

SPEAKER_00 2:03

A scam to me is when you get monetary gain off of a lie and someone else takes a loss.

SPEAKER_05 2:09

I understand what a scam is.

SPEAKER_00 2:11

Alright. So bold would be one of the scams that I know for sure that I was looking at this guy like, what the hell? Um, I don't want to say his name, but he had a fake check. He asked me to give him a ride to the bank. I'm like, okay. We go to the bank, I'm in the bank with him. He just gives the lady the check and he says, Oh, we're gonna put it in his account. And I'm like, what?

SPEAKER_05 2:40

Wait, you drive him to the bank?

SPEAKER_00 2:42

Exactly. I drove him to the bank.

SPEAKER_05 2:43

Why the hell was you in the bank with him?

SPEAKER_00 2:45

He just asked me, he was like, yo, you wanna go in? And you know, I'm like, alright, you know this guy? Yeah, I know him. I know this guy. He's like family. Exactly. That's why I was just looking, like, whoa. So then I'm like, no, not my account. I'm fine. I'm good. Cause it's gonna now I'm thinking it's a real check. Oh. Remember, I'm thinking it's a real check. But I'm like, it's gonna take days to clear. You said you need the money now. Oh no, they could do it to cash. I'm looking at him and I look at the lady, and the lady's just looking at us, and I'm like, no, I'm good. Wait, how old were you? Uh, I probably was 19 then.

SPEAKER_05 3:19

Still a little naive, but not too.

SPEAKER_00 3:21

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, no, no. I wasn't naive at all because I wasn't expecting it. The way he set it up was he needed to go cash a check, and it was a Bank of America check. Do you bank with Bank of America, Bubba? Yeah, I do. So.

SPEAKER_05 3:39

And he and his excuse was he didn't bank with Bank of America?

SPEAKER_00 3:41

His excuse was he didn't have an account with him and he wanted it cashed without paying a big.

SPEAKER_05 3:46

Oh, okay. So he wanted you to Okay, got it.

SPEAKER_00 3:49

He didn't say anything about me helping him. He just asked for a ride.

SPEAKER_05 3:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 3:53

That's how it went. Okay. And then after I said it wasn't going in my account, like I didn't need it. I was like, you just making it out the cash. He was like, no, but I'm gonna endorse it to you. And I'm like, what? Just sign your name. So we arguing there, and I'm looking, I'm like, oh, this is game.

SPEAKER_01 4:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:08

And then the lady asked him, so do you want to cash it? She was getting tired because we holding up our line. And he was like, No, I'm good. And he got mad. And then when we get in there, he was like, Bro, we had it. All you had to do, I'm like, bro, you didn't tell me you wanted me to do anything. He just asked for a ride. And he was like, Exactly. He just assumed that I would be like, oh, yeah, sure. Let me put my name on it. He never offered me any cash. He probably was gonna give me $20 when we walked out, but I'm not.

SPEAKER_05 4:37

Yeah, you would have getting slack for that once they cash that and realized that you.

SPEAKER_00 4:40

I'm not incriminating myself for that.

SPEAKER_05 4:42

You wouldn't be able to bank with them ever again.

SPEAKER_00 4:44

Boom. Now, some scams from book earlier, like when I first started learning how to scam.

SPEAKER_05 4:51

Okay, then you go admitting you're a scammer. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_00 4:54

I didn't admit I was a scammer.

SPEAKER_05 4:56

When I first started learning how to scam.

SPEAKER_00 5:02

Let me phrase it that way. Was so old, old, old, old, old friend was older than me. So he probably was in his 20s. I was like 16. And everybody, you know, Southwest Philly, everybody knows everybody, everybody, cool. And we just there talking, and he starts talking about scripts. So I'm like, what's a script? And he was like, oh, it's a prescription. I got a doctor friend. And I'm like, what? And he was like, yeah, what we're gonna do is. And I'm like, we right away, I'm like, whoa, I'm pulled into this. Wait. But I'm like, forget it. Let me just go along with this plot. This guy starts finding anybody off the street, and he's giving them scripts, prescriptions.

SPEAKER_05 5:51

And he's saying, Where the fuck is he getting scripts from? Okay, Dr. Friend. We'll be right. No idea. Is it filled-out scripts?

SPEAKER_00 5:58

Um or is it just a script pad?

SPEAKER_05 6:00

Because you know, back in the day they had a pad.

SPEAKER_00 6:02

And he was scribbling and giving them out. Giving them out. And I'm laughing because I'm like, this is wild, this is crazy.

SPEAKER_05 6:08

But are they paying him for these?

SPEAKER_00 6:10

No, what he's doing is he's sending them in the stores.

SPEAKER_05 6:13

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 6:14

You get that, and then you come back to the city. And I'm like, oh my goodness. Now where do you cut it? Let's say. Oh no, no, no. He was just talking. Okay, okay, okay. And I asked, What are scripts? And then it was more of a interactive. Because, you know, I was a schoolboy, nice guy, didn't get into this stuff. So when I was asking about it, it was more of a well, let me show you the ropes, young man. Uh-huh. So.

SPEAKER_05 6:44

But I'm not gonna lie, I live, you know, look growing up in Turks, we don't we don't have no scam. Well, well, back then.

SPEAKER_00 6:50

I know, no, no, no, no, no. We're not gonna say that because I I lived in Turks for a little bit. Okay. No scams back then. You live in North Camps. You were in North Caicos, though. That's like living in Lancaster all the way out, where it's nothing but we used to go proper on the weekends. Yeah, you went on the weekends, but you didn't live. I lived there, worked there.

SPEAKER_05 7:08

What kind of scams are they doing in Turks? I didn't know the story. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

So let's say he gave out 50 scripts that day. Mm-hmm. Maybe 10 people came back because the other ones got busted. Exactly. It didn't work. It just didn't work.

SPEAKER_05 7:25

He is just like, but why are they getting why are you why are they getting busted though? Because back in the day, I know they give you the pad.

SPEAKER_00 7:34

No, because the people off the street just didn't look like Oh, like they need specific.

SPEAKER_05 7:40

Yeah, okay, got it.

SPEAKER_00 7:40

So he was just picking up any old random, just doing it. And I'm cracking up. But anyways, this guy, he turns and he's like, that's just how the game goes, man. You throw it out and you see what comes back, blah, blah, blah. And he got all of these people to come back and he give them like a hundred bucks each. They're happy with the cash because they not, you know. If I was one of them, I would have just been like, oh, I got busted, didn't get, and I'm walking away in my pocket shaking. But he did that, and let's just say he made a fortune.

SPEAKER_05 8:12

Because he was just selling it like crazy numbers on desk. What was he getting though?

SPEAKER_00 8:17

I don't want to, you know, get too into details and all that. But let's just say it was medicinal items that you gotta get at the pharmacy.

SPEAKER_05 8:24

Okay, so back, I like I said, we didn't, I wasn't familiar with scams, right? When I came over here. But one time, somebody, we was when D'Angelo was in Florida, right? I think did he tell you about this? Somebody sent him a check in the mail.

SPEAKER_00 8:42

Tell me about this. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 8:46

Someone sent him a check in the mail. It was like, oh, I think it was like an email. Back in the day, they were sending like email. Yep. And it was like, oh, we'll send you a check and you just have to cash it and then send me a couple dollars. Yep. Why did D'Angelo go to, I think it was Amstot. Am Scott is like a Florida thing. Go to Amscot, try to cash this check. And the lady's like, this is fake. If you this is fake, if you try to cash this again, we're gonna call the police. Luckily, she gave a warning. Because you don't have to give a warning, especially in Florida. You just call the cop.

SPEAKER_00 9:19

Pretty much.

SPEAKER_05 9:20

Yeah. I think it was like $40,000. I don't even know why D'Angelo thought that was real.

SPEAKER_00 9:23

40,000.

SPEAKER_05 9:24

You gotta ask him.

SPEAKER_00 9:26

Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_05 9:28

It was a crazy amount of money.

SPEAKER_00 9:30

Well, when I see him, I'll ask him. So there was a lot of scams like that back in the day where people were doing Cash App. So people would be like, you send me a hundred, I'll send you a thousand. So like that.

SPEAKER_05 9:42

They still do that.

SPEAKER_00 9:42

They still, yeah, people got busted on that. And all I was thinking was, how are you thinking this is just free money?

SPEAKER_05 9:49

Bro, I don't think it's dead. They think it's free money. Nobody in their right mind could think it's free money. You have to know something is wrong with it. But I think it's desperation. Like they do this and they send it, like, you know, people who need money who just know that there's a chance that it could possibly go right. You know what I mean? Because back in COVID, you remember they had the PPG Chase.

SPEAKER_03 10:11

Oh no. Oh, the chase. Chase scam. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:13

Where they were opinion if you had a Chase bank account.

SPEAKER_00 10:17

Oh my god. You know what I'm talking about? My goodness.

SPEAKER_05 10:20

People was going. You had to know it was a scam.

SPEAKER_00 10:23

I don't know if it's good that we're getting this excited about scams. It might be true about you.

SPEAKER_05 10:27

You literally came up with the idea. But I'm thinking I'm telling you, you knew back in the day, because Chase, first of all, I worked for Chase before. They do not play no kind of games. I do. Yeah. I worked in like every I worked at Home Depot, the pet store. I worked everywhere. But Chase do not play when it comes to their banking. So I don't know. They knew Chase was coming for their money.

SPEAKER_00 10:50

Everybody knew that they can get it. Everybody knew Chase was coming for their money. I think they just was like, I'll deal with it and not have a bank account. I'll go get a cash cap card or something like that. There's because you're not getting listen, when you do a scam like that with a bank, they put you on with something that's called the uh check system.

SPEAKER_05 11:03

CH. You never get a bank account. You can't you get a credit union.

SPEAKER_00 11:09

Oh, I don't know about credit. You may get a button. Some credit unions are local instead of like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So those places, when you get put on a check system, they run your name and do a background. They're like, oh yeah, sorry. You scammed another bank and can't get this.

SPEAKER_05 11:23

Cannot.

unknown 11:24

Wild.

SPEAKER_05 11:25

Yeah, you a check. That's how they find out like what kind of account they're gonna approve you for, too. Like if you have, are you able to go to um negative? If they allow you to go in a negative, get a certain type of card through the check system. So the fact that you think you're gonna check a $40,000 check withdraw before clear, really, before they the other bankers, I mean, able to, you know, verify it.

SPEAKER_00 11:53

So, but that's the thing, that's how it was way back in the day. So I watched this guy on YouTube and he was talking, I forget his name, but he was talking about how he would have a bank account at one branch. Now, this was when there was only like five banks for this one company or whatever. So he would go to one bank account at four o'clock, close the account, drive on, and this is a Friday, Friday at four o'clock. He would close the account and then he would drive to the other four branches before it shows up in the system, before it shows up in the system, and close the account there every time. And get the money Friday. So by the time Monday comes around and they realize it, he's too yeah, he's gone.

SPEAKER_05 12:39

I saw like a couple documentaries and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_00 12:42

Oh, I love it. I love it. Because I'm just like, yes, they're finally getting the corporation. But then I'm like, at the same time, that's probably why fees are going up.

SPEAKER_05 12:52

Fees are freaking ridiculous. You seen like, um, what is it called? Navy Federal?

SPEAKER_00 12:56

I don't bank with the Navy Federal.

SPEAKER_05 12:58

You don't, but Navy Federal used used to be one of those lax banks, like credit unions, um, where they would, you know, give but loan out crazy amounts of money and allow you to go in the negative crazy amounts. But people started going in the negative and closing the account or not or not paying the accounts. So now fees that used to be like $3, $5, $23, just like regular banks.

SPEAKER_00 13:21

Jeez.

SPEAKER_05 13:21

Yeah. So now they're trying to recoup that money.

SPEAKER_00 13:24

Yeah, it's not like, oh, come to us, we are low fee bank.

SPEAKER_05 13:27

Low fee bank change. They tried, but it wasn't working.

SPEAKER_00 13:33

Okay, so another scam that I think is just stupidity, and it's also America's fault, too, because of frivolous lawsuits. Well, did you see what happened with the girl that sued um Carnival for the drink? For drinking? Yes. And she's a nurse. So here's my thing, right? If they didn't give her the drinks that she was asking for complaining online. She didn't complain and say, oh my gosh, it was a great cruise, but whenever I asked for a drink after I bought the drink package, mind you, they didn't give it to me. So she found a cool bartender that was happy to work with her, gave her her drinks, and she kept asking for more. And then she got overserved. They said the um they said it she never fell because they escorted her back to her room. She said after that, she fell. So they checked all the cameras, she never fell.

SPEAKER_05 14:23

She fell in her room.

SPEAKER_00 14:24

No, no, no. She never fell.

SPEAKER_05 14:27

So that was the lawsuit. Yeah, that's the lawsuit about it.

SPEAKER_00 14:30

No, the lawsuit was about being overserved.

SPEAKER_05 14:32

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 14:33

That's what the lawsuit was about. Okay, so it's like this is ridiculous.

SPEAKER_05 14:36

Yeah, that's ridiculous. Um you're a nurse, first of all.

SPEAKER_00 14:39

I didn't know she was a nurse.

SPEAKER_05 14:41

She was a nurse.

SPEAKER_00 14:42

She's a scammer.

SPEAKER_05 14:43

She's a scammer. Number one scanner. You're gonna ruin it for everybody. Yep. You're literally gonna ruin it for everybody.

SPEAKER_00 14:49

Not even thousands. Millions of people that go on cruises are now gonna be like, oh.

SPEAKER_05 14:54

They're gonna limit it to like four a day, which is gonna piss people off.

SPEAKER_00 14:59

Yeah, because it's gonna drop it to 10 or 5. They're gonna they're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_05 15:02

I think they're definitely gonna drop it. They're gonna drop it to something like eight a day.

SPEAKER_00 15:06

It's gonna be wild.

SPEAKER_05 15:07

People are gonna be pissed because it's not gonna change the price, right?

SPEAKER_00 15:11

Oh, it's definitely not gonna change it.

SPEAKER_05 15:12

It's definitely not gonna change the price.

SPEAKER_00 15:13

They're gonna get not us. I'm not gonna say they're gonna get us, because you know, it was it was carnival. I am a Royal Caribbean guy.

SPEAKER_05 15:21

We've been to Carnival before.

SPEAKER_00 15:23

Oh, yeah. I I went on Carnival. I can't talk crap about a company if I haven't used it. That's one thing I firmly believe in. You cannot, I'm not gonna say discriminate, but you can't bash a company if you've never used their services. I have used Carnival and I have used Royal. And Royal is far superior.

SPEAKER_05 15:40

In which way?

SPEAKER_00 15:41

They have better ships. I feel like the service on both of them are equal. Because the people, I've never had an issue with the workers on either one. But I will say the atmosphere on Carnival, for me, it's just for 14. I think it's a younger car.

SPEAKER_05 16:00

It's a younger crowd.

SPEAKER_00 16:01

14 to 25 year olds, you are gonna love Carnival, go ahead and enjoy it. But for me, who's 33 and for you who's 14 years old, um You gotta stop with it. For I'm sorry, for you who's 40 and for me who's 33, Royal is perfect because we like chill, relaxed vibes with while still having a party.

SPEAKER_05 16:20

Yeah, I feel like people that dislike Carnival, they don't those are the people, yeah, they're olders. Everybody's it's not an older person.

SPEAKER_00 16:27

Or it's their old souls, or they're just people that aren't partygoers.

SPEAKER_05 16:31

Yeah, like you can't. I think every ship serves a purpose, right?

SPEAKER_00 16:34

But remember, party goers are a small percentage. It's not most people in the world don't like going to a crowded club.

SPEAKER_05 16:44

I understand. I feel like it's not even just party goers, that's just younger people.

SPEAKER_00 16:48

Yeah, that's all I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05 16:49

But which I feel like carnival serves the younger. Yeah, but a younger, more sophisticated crowd. You know? Yeah. So it's more like a adventure. Well, I wouldn't say adventurous, but like a different type of atmosphere. Like you said, like you're into the drinking, you want to let loose a little bit, you don't really want to keep it.

SPEAKER_00 17:08

Carnival's like fret type.

SPEAKER_05 17:10

Yeah, like a fret house in Royal College atmosphere.

SPEAKER_00 17:13

Royal is your local um You just want to chill.

SPEAKER_05 17:17

You don't want too much robbery. Yeah, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 17:22

It's not it's not a Philly barbecue. It's definitely a big thing. Royal is not a Philly barbecue. It's not a Philly. Carnival is a Philly barbecue. It's a Philly. But remember, there are way more suburban neighborhoods than there are city neighborhoods. Okay. There may be more people in the city, but remember, one block of people in the city is like six different neighborhoods in the suburbs, you know? Like my house, on my street, I would say it's 12 families, 12 houses. On y'all street, it's like 80.

SPEAKER_05 17:52

It's a lot. It's a lot. Yeah, I think I just I think it's a different crowd. It's not that it's terrible. It's just if you're not in, you don't have the headspace, you're not gonna enjoy it. Why even bother go?

SPEAKER_00 18:03

This is true. But let's get back to the scamming with this low-key. This became a Yeah, I don't know how the hell it got to carnival. But you know. Oh, the lady scamming.

SPEAKER_05 18:10

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:11

We were on the track. We're on track. The lady scamming carnival was uh was horrible because she just she screwed everybody over.

SPEAKER_05 18:19

Yeah, she gonna she gonna ruin it.

SPEAKER_00 18:20

Alright. So, other scams that are wild that I feel like people weren't bold for, they just were stupid. The PPP scams, COVID. That's when I realized it was lazy scamming.

SPEAKER_05 18:34

You know what? And you didn't really even have to get arrested for PPP scams if you did it correctly. Because it wasn't even that hard to get the money.

SPEAKER_00 18:39

Like all of those people that were doing the scam, they were just either being lazy or they were just looking for free money and not wanting to do the work.

SPEAKER_05 18:47

Yeah, it was. And it was legit, yeah, it's legit.

SPEAKER_00 18:54

And then when you look at it, it's like they did it the correct way.

SPEAKER_05 18:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 18:57

It really, I mean, so when I was looking at the PPP scan, not me for me, but when I was looking into like why it's a lot, I could have done a PPP if I wanted to, because I actually had a business at that time. Okay. But what I'm saying is, because I was trying to wonder like why they get arrested, why some people got arrested. It's how they pull out the paperwork. You know what it is? They just had some Joe Small up the street fill out.

SPEAKER_00 19:23

You got one employee, but you filled out for $30,000.

SPEAKER_05 19:26

Come on now.

SPEAKER_00 19:26

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_05 19:28

Like it was it was stuff like that that raised like it make you look into the case. You understand what I'm saying? No, but when you listen to people that got these PPP loans, they got one person who's the one CEO, the one worker, you got two million dollar um mean PPP loan for what?

SPEAKER_00 19:43

For what?

SPEAKER_05 19:44

For what?

SPEAKER_00 19:46

The celebrities that did it in their name. That's what I'm saying. People were dumb. I'm like fool.

SPEAKER_05 19:52

Do you not have a you're not under a company? But you wouldn't even have to because shouldn't all your work be under a business name anyway?

SPEAKER_00 20:04

A lot of people aren't smart enough to have that corporation or LLC.

SPEAKER_05 20:07

Right. But see, if they did it that way, you would you would never be in the you know what I'm saying? Hey.

SPEAKER_00 20:14

But yeah, so I know somebody personally that got a PvP loan.

SPEAKER_05 20:18

And they still out?

SPEAKER_00 20:19

They yeah, they could. They still out. What kind of business do they got? A cleaning company. Oh, see what they got. They have like, I want to say like 15 employees. Now, the only reason I know this is because when the PvP thing came out, there was a website where it was look all public knowledge. So every person that I knew, I typed in their first and last name. Typing in, type in. I was typing in everybody's name.

SPEAKER_05 20:44

You knew they had a list that's out that that tells you how who the feds looking for?

SPEAKER_00 20:48

Really?

SPEAKER_05 20:48

Yes. You can go online, they release the list of names. It's like, don't get comfortable.

SPEAKER_00 20:53

It's rewards.

SPEAKER_05 20:54

We come, I think it's no reward, but I'm just saying. Well then it's pointless. It's just telling you, like, we got our eye on you. We're coming to you. Don't worry.

SPEAKER_00 21:01

Because listen, let me tell you something. If I ain't talked to you in 10 years and the feds offer a reward for you, yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_05 21:10

See, that's how that's the type of scammer you is.

SPEAKER_00 21:12

I'm sorry, is that scamming?

SPEAKER_05 21:14

That's the best person.

SPEAKER_00 21:15

Somebody's gonna get the money. You should want me to get the bike.

SPEAKER_05 21:18

Who's gonna get the mic? Because who's gonna talk but you?

SPEAKER_00 21:22

You don't want me to win? I ain't talked to you in 10 years. Phone work both ways. If I was wanted, I would be like, I don't know. You would say, let me I would duck, I ducked him for 10 years. There's a reward coming out. Let me just let him win.

SPEAKER_05 21:35

No, you wouldn't. Shucks. But that's the type of scamming stuff that you do. But like you say, I don't think the scamming.

SPEAKER_00 21:42

If you're a wanted person and there's a reward out for you, how is it scamming for me to do that?

SPEAKER_05 21:45

Come over to my house, let's have dinner. I ain't see you in 10 years. Next thing you know, the feds broken down my door.

SPEAKER_00 21:52

If you do your door, I'm sorry. If you're dumb enough to show up to a person's house that you ain't talked to in ten years.

SPEAKER_05 21:56

Maybe we're just trying to catch up.

SPEAKER_00 21:58

Oh, we're gonna catch up.

SPEAKER_05 22:00

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 22:00

Through the glass.

SPEAKER_05 22:02

I'm afraid for terror. I'm afraid for your kids gonna get your kids want it?

SPEAKER_00 22:08

Like uh, what's the guy named Keisu or whoever?

SPEAKER_05 22:11

Who's Keisu?

SPEAKER_00 22:12

Um, some rapper who got his dad locked up, or Kesu might have been the dad. I don't know the whole names of it, but I do know somebody committed a murder. The dad he called the dad to pick him up. The dad came and picked him up. And tore from the police station. Drove him away, help him like get rid of some of the stuff, and then the dad snitched.

SPEAKER_05 22:30

And everybody What? That's so dumb because you don't help me pick clean up the crime scene, and then you snitch.

SPEAKER_00 22:38

Okay, hold on. Skylar commits a murder. Skylar's not your only kid, though.

SPEAKER_05 22:43

Okay? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 22:44

She got multiple siblings.

SPEAKER_05 22:46

Siblings, right?

SPEAKER_00 22:47

You help her get rid of the body and all of that. I would never do it. You get y'all get arrested. You and her get arrested. And they're asking you what happened, blah, blah, blah. You're gonna get 50 years. You got more than Skylar to live for. Um, let's say Skylar's 21, so my ethics.

SPEAKER_05 23:05

Yeah, Skylar gotta go.

unknown 23:08

Right?

SPEAKER_05 23:09

I'm not telling.

SPEAKER_00 23:10

If you're not gonna, the only way for you to get out is for you to tell. Y'all both locked up and they asking for the details and what's what? What are you doing? You going to jail and leaving two out?

unknown 23:20

Or are you?

SPEAKER_05 23:20

DeAndre's still out.

SPEAKER_00 23:22

Um, y'all broke up.

SPEAKER_05 23:25

Well, the other kids is his one anyhow. Yeah. Time for you to be a daddy.

SPEAKER_00 23:29

Um, I'm pretty sure he's been being a daddy.

SPEAKER_05 23:31

Well, you gotta be a daddy and a mommy.

SPEAKER_00 23:34

So you gonna go in and you're not gonna let Skylar go in.

SPEAKER_05 23:37

No, Skylar definitely going anyway.

SPEAKER_00 23:39

So instead of one of y'all going in, both of y'all going in.

SPEAKER_05 23:42

Mmm, this is hard because it's like it's your child. It's your child. Like, I'm kinda torn. I'm kind of torn of taking the blame, but it depends. It depends. The situation depends. It depends, okay? What? It depends. How did this person die? Was it a mistake? No. She she murdered this person intentionally. Yeah, she gotta go. Just because, you know, like it's a it's the principle, you know. You did that. I but I would never personally, I would never clean up no crime scene. Are you crazy? Why not? If I intend to, if I clean up the crime scene, I gotta go all the way. I'm not cleaning up no crime scene and then snitching. That don't make no sense. First of all, when you call me with the foolishness, I'ma know right then and there based on your what you say.

SPEAKER_00 24:32

You still not saying whether or not you snitching on her. You running from the city.

SPEAKER_05 24:36

I feel no, I'm not. What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, okay, okay, let's say Skylar called me and be like, Mom, I mistakenly hit someone. Like driving.

SPEAKER_00 24:46

That's not the scenario. You're trying to make a whole nother scenario. She kills somebody, she calls you, and now y'all go from there.

SPEAKER_05 24:54

If she kills somebody intentionally and calls me, I'm not grabbing the god, I'm not doing that. You did that, you gotta, no.

SPEAKER_00 25:02

You gotta And she was listening to FS the Bender while she did it.

SPEAKER_05 25:06

Who's FS the Bender?

SPEAKER_00 25:07

We the reason for all the funerals and the teddy bears.

SPEAKER_05 25:11

Who the hell is that? You don't know who FS the Bender is? No.

SPEAKER_00 25:14

Oh man.

SPEAKER_05 25:15

He the one that single on my line.

SPEAKER_00 25:17

Nah, that's that's that's Ryan W. Melly. FS the Bender is one of the greatest Philly artists of all time.

SPEAKER_05 25:24

No, I'm not, no. I would hope that I re I would hope that Skylar has some sort of conscience.

SPEAKER_01 25:30

But I ain't going to jail for the girl.

SPEAKER_00 26:17

Yeah, F F the Bender.

SPEAKER_05 26:20

Nothing I gotta do.

SPEAKER_00 26:21

Now that is too if that is a Philly native that was stupid with two O's. But you know it. Um No no no, that's the name of the song, Stupid. Oh. The name of the song. The name of the song Stupid? Two O's. That is by FS the Bender. Let me go give him a listen if you're actually into some music. But when I tell you that's the music that the younger. No, she gotta go to jail.

SPEAKER_05 26:48

She gotta go to jail. You heard how that song started. She has to go to jail.

SPEAKER_00 26:51

We the reason for all the funerals and the teddy bears. Lock her up. Oh, so now you like lock her up.

SPEAKER_05 26:58

No, I because if it was like, if it was like, okay.

SPEAKER_00 27:00

You wanted the scenario to change. You wanted to, I did it. Yes, I didn't know.

SPEAKER_05 27:06

Now it's like she somebody was bullying her and they try to fight her.

SPEAKER_00 27:11

She done ran somebody down with her mother bike and then she done held the wheel over their face and she has a little bit.

SPEAKER_05 27:16

I can't, I can't, uh, I can't do that. That's too violent, my god.

SPEAKER_00 27:21

It's wild. It's wild. But that's another wild thing that happens nowadays.

SPEAKER_05 27:26

What?

SPEAKER_00 27:27

Like that actually happened. The guy, the old guy, the dad, got a phone call from his son. His son had just killed somebody.

SPEAKER_05 27:35

I feel like this would his dad messed up was.

SPEAKER_00 27:47

It was too late. They called his dad for a ride after it happened. And then when the dad got there is when he got the information. So it was too late. It was either help my son now or leave him standing in the street.

SPEAKER_05 27:59

He had to left.

SPEAKER_00 28:00

Well, what I'm I I Some people said they would have said get in the car and then drove him to the police station.

SPEAKER_05 28:05

Yeah, he had to go to the police station for something like that. But I feel like I would never clean up no damn crime scene. It's what? Once I clean up the crime scene, I'm already in it and I gotta go send things.

SPEAKER_00 28:18

You just heard FS Mendonic. They're not cleaning crime scenes.

SPEAKER_05 28:20

So they leaving that there.

SPEAKER_00 28:22

You know? You just gotta drive.

SPEAKER_05 28:24

I ain't doing that.

SPEAKER_00 28:25

And be the reason for all the funerals and the teddy bears.

SPEAKER_05 28:28

I uh I can't, at the end of the day, that's that person.

SPEAKER_00 28:30

Oh, you would cry when you drive by a um uh one of the corners in Philly and see all the.

SPEAKER_05 28:34

Yeah, my conscience would be bothering me. Shucks, man. You gotta go to jail still. I got as wretched as I thought.

SPEAKER_00 28:41

Oh, that brings me to another question. Um do you stand behind your kid no matter what, right or wrong? Or are you one of the there's not many of them, are you one of the parents that will step aside and let the kid know in the moment, hey, you're wrong.

SPEAKER_05 29:00

I feel like I'm a hey you're wrong parent.

SPEAKER_00 29:03

I don't think you are.

SPEAKER_05 29:04

Missy here. Ask her what she takes. No, be no, I feel like I'm a hey you're wrong parent. I try to be fair with Skylar.

SPEAKER_00 29:13

Yeah, but are you doing that in front? Let's say my kid and Skylar.

SPEAKER_05 29:17

Yeah, I feel like I do that. I feel like I do that. I feel like if she had like if she had friends over and she uh does something that I consider mean or selfish, or in general to the friend, I I feel like I correct that right there.

SPEAKER_00 29:32

Okay, okay. A lot of parents be like, I'm gonna stand behind mine right or wrong. No, I don't know. And I'm looking at them like, wait, they're not learning lessons.

SPEAKER_05 29:39

Um I don't do that, but I do tell, like, I do feel like it's important to have for a child to be able to trust their parent in a sense of like being comfortable enough to come to you with right or wrong. You know what I mean? But I know I'm gonna she know I'm gonna tell her if she's wrong.

SPEAKER_00 29:57

I don't feel like she like she'll be because a whole lot of people out here don't do it. Like, there was a girl in Florida who was driving 117 miles an hour. Not even on the side.

SPEAKER_06 30:08

Didn't she kill somebody?

SPEAKER_00 30:08

No, she didn't hit anybody. The cop caught her before she didn't even know. Oh, okay. And he told her, he was like, listen, in Florida, you're going to jail tonight. She's laughing. Yeah, I feel like. He's like, you didn't hurt anybody, but it's 11:30 at night. People aren't at home yet. There are still people that are out and about going to bars and doing things, and you could have hurt somebody.

SPEAKER_01 30:34

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 30:35

And what happened? All the people around her are like, why do you gotta take her to jail? Give her a break, give her a break. He's like, she was driving 117 miles an hour. I I agree with him. I agree with him too, but I'm saying, like, the people that were around her that are supposed to teach her. Her parents, yeah, were saying, please give her a break. He's like, No, you have to learn this lesson.

SPEAKER_05 30:56

I agree. You definitely have to learn.

SPEAKER_00 30:59

No matter what happens, if my kid gets in trouble with the police and it is blatant, hey, you are in the wrong. I'm never gonna say take those cuffs off of him, or please give him a break. I'm like, yo, you know better.

SPEAKER_05 31:13

I feel like that's the problem why that's why children acting like they act now. Yeah. Because have you seen these motherfuckers in school?

SPEAKER_00 31:20

Oh, they're wild.

SPEAKER_05 31:21

They're wild. They fit they fight in the the teachers. One lady took uh a kid's phone away from him because he was like using it during class. He she beat him in the kid beat the teacher in the face, dismembered her face. Her nose is crushed in.

SPEAKER_00 31:40

I mean, you said dismembered, and immediately I just thought of him cutting her head off.

SPEAKER_05 31:44

But uh no. No, like her face was her skull was literally bashed in. And I feel like it's because children the children they know you're gonna call their parents, but they already know the parents are gonna be like, that's not okay. Don't touch him. Yeah, like come on now. Let's not act like kids don't fuck up around when their parents are not around. You know what I mean? So I do feel like parents, I don't know. They just have this entitlement, they don't want nobody to discipline their kids. That's the thing. Like back in the well, back when we was growing up, my teachers was whooping ass like parents. But you guys don't do that over here.

SPEAKER_00 32:29

I'll never forget the first time a teacher hit me. Now, this wasn't in America. Calm down, put your phones away. Whoever's listening, put your phones away, do not call the police. But I went to Turks, I got two wrong on my spelling test, two words. And it was two licks per word. So I'm like confused because I see people lining up. They don't give you the paper.

SPEAKER_05 32:56

Oh, wait, this is when you first went for Turks. What grade you was in?

SPEAKER_00 33:00

Grade six.

SPEAKER_05 33:01

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:02

Yeah. So I get up there and I'm like, oh, we're getting our spelling test back. Let's see how it went. And as they're giving the papers back, they hitting the kids in their hands with fiberglass sticks wrapped in tape. And I'm like, what is going on? It's like, how many you get wrong? You get two licks per word. And I was like, Word.

SPEAKER_05 33:26

What? You just think it in your head, bitch. How much I got wrong?

unknown 33:30

What?

SPEAKER_00 33:31

So I get up there and I'm scared now. Scared. But then I'm thinking, I'm smarter than all these kids. I ain't getting none wrong anyway. Two. Andrew, I had to teach her Guyanese too, Miss Hands. Andrew, you get two wrong. I expected better from you. Four licks.

SPEAKER_05 33:46

Bow, bow, pow. And if you move your hand, you get another one.

SPEAKER_00 33:49

Yeah, because you try and move your hand so it just hit the tip. But if you move your hand, that's two more. Oh my goodness, I was confused. I cried. I wrote a letter to my head. I was like, I hate this school. They hit me.

SPEAKER_05 34:02

You send that out?

SPEAKER_00 34:03

No, I didn't send it.

SPEAKER_05 34:04

If your mom was in love, you send that shit out. Bro, let me tell you how I went. Oh my god. I think I was in grade six too. No, I don't think I was in grade six. I don't remember which grade I went was in. I spelled chicken wrong.

SPEAKER_00 34:16

Wow, you deserved it. No, I'm not sure what you're doing. Because they probably was like, what you have for lunch today?

SPEAKER_05 34:22

What do you think she made me do? Go to the tuck shop. Ask the woman for a chicken bag. The tuck shop is the lunch room. Oh, the lunch room, yes. Ask the woman for a chicken bag. She's like, go to the tuck shop, ask me, I can't remember, for a chicken bag. I go for a chicken bag, the chicken bag. You know the chicken, how to bake the cup slimy. Bring it to the classroom. I gotta bring it to the classroom. Spell chicken. Spell chicken. I'm like, Jesus Christ. After I don't spell chicken like 10 times, she made me hold out the bag.

SPEAKER_00 34:57

You see?

SPEAKER_05 34:58

It's all in front of class.

SPEAKER_00 34:59

Yeah, I was about to say, they don't have this kind of public embarrassment now. Bring back embarrassment.

SPEAKER_05 35:03

Bring back embarrassment. Bring back shame. And then fuck, she hit me every one lick for each letter. You see, and I never spelled chicken wrong again.

SPEAKER_00 35:12

You never did it again. I never spelled chicken wrong again. It wasn't just chicken, it was I don't want to spell fruit wrong. I don't want to spell this one. It's like I wanna now focus and do better.

SPEAKER_05 35:23

The way I was working my ass off and them dad spellings, I was like, uh-uh, you gonna get me again? And that was my godma. Dang Miss Walking. Jesus, I hate it. I mean, Jesus. Anytime I see her come, I'm just like, I just gotta do my best because I go home telling my mom, I'm like, mommy, Miss Walking beat me in front of this class with chicken. She said spell chicken. So she wasn't playing with my ass either. It's definitely different now than it was back then. Or maybe I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 36:01

It's a lot softer.

SPEAKER_05 36:02

Maybe, maybe it isn't, because I didn't grow up in American school, so I don't know how I was in American schools.

SPEAKER_00 36:07

Oh, it was always uh sweet in American schools compared to Turks, but when they called back in the day, when they called home, you were scared to go home. Nowadays, teachers are like, if I call home, I'm gonna give. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Teachers are scared to call home. So that's why they send those passive aggressive emails.

SPEAKER_05 36:30

Or letters. Yeah. And then the kids don't even really have to give the letters. Yeah, I don't know. That's why Missy's scared to teach over here. Like she's I feel like she said that you know, she's very quiet, considerate.

SPEAKER_00 36:45

She gotta stick to the younger grades. Yeah. Don't go higher than second grade.

SPEAKER_05 36:50

Or third.

SPEAKER_00 36:52

Yeah. Because third grade is when they really start getting older, and then they might have cell phones, they might be talking to friends on Roblox, so then they really not gonna be focus-focused.

SPEAKER_04 37:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:06

Okay. Hello, Tara.

SPEAKER_05 37:09

This dress is so cute.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

Crank.

SPEAKER_05 37:11

Someone's joining us. Where'd Deandre?

SPEAKER_02 37:14

Um, he went back to sleep. He says he's out there when I'm back.

SPEAKER_00 37:20

And we have two people joining us. DeAndre and Tara came up and into the studio, interrupting us or whatever. What's up, Tara? Why are they making us do this, Tara?

SPEAKER_01 37:29

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 37:30

Two minutes late.

SPEAKER_00 37:31

Just to catch you up where we were, we were talking about scams and all the wildest things. And it came up somehow, D'Andro was scamming in Florida, Tara. He was big time scammer.

SPEAKER_04 37:43

He was getting scammed.

SPEAKER_00 37:44

He was a bit if you listen to the podcast back at like the 10-minute mark, big time scammer. Oh my goodness I never scammed nobody, but I never scammed nobody. Big time.

SPEAKER_05 37:54

This is what I was telling him. You remember that time somebody sent you that fake check?

SPEAKER_00 37:57

Oh. He knew right away. He knew right away. His whole face lighting up. This is how they were supporting their lifestyle in Florida. They were living in scammer. Nah, exactly. We were getting scammed condo. He was living in big time conduct.

SPEAKER_05 38:13

Somebody sent him a no, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_00 38:16

Yeah, tell him what happened. What happened? I think that was here in Philly. No, that wasn't.

SPEAKER_04 38:19

No, no, in Florida. No, in Philly.

SPEAKER_00 38:22

Oh, so see how many times he did it? He was doing it multiple times. No, one. I never I never did it. Never cashed the check. So apparently what it is, what it was is um, it's someone says, I'll write you a check, you cash it, and you keep a percentage. And apparently the check is fake. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06 38:44

So a scam.

SPEAKER_00 38:45

Yeah, that's the whole scam. That's it. And he was doing it. He was the one writing the check in two years. No, I never did it.

SPEAKER_06 38:50

I never did it.

SPEAKER_00 38:51

I found it off of Craigslist.

SPEAKER_06 38:53

Right. It was in Florida.

SPEAKER_00 38:55

It was off of Craigslist.

SPEAKER_06 38:57

That's it. I first had to say it was email, right?

SPEAKER_05 38:59

But it was apparently Craigslist.

SPEAKER_00 39:01

Yeah, it's Craigslist.

SPEAKER_05 39:03

I don't even know why he did it.

unknown 39:04

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 39:04

But uh He thought he got away with it the first three times. He thought he could get away again.

SPEAKER_05 39:08

No, he never did it.

SPEAKER_00 39:08

No, that's when Craigslist was popping, actually.

SPEAKER_05 39:10

That was in Florida.

SPEAKER_00 39:11

I mean you and that's what that was when you actually was going on Craigslist and talking to people and whatnot. Yeah, that was when Craigslist up for Craigslist.

SPEAKER_05 39:20

You can buy people just selling it.

SPEAKER_00 39:23

Is it still is it still on?

SPEAKER_05 39:24

Craigslist is still a thing, but it's for like uh you know the after-dark situations.

SPEAKER_00 39:29

Nah, they stopped it. Yeah, they stopped it.

SPEAKER_05 39:33

So what they do now? It's just because who trusts the Craigslist?

SPEAKER_00 39:36

Yeah, I don't know who's trusting Craigslist. I think it's just odd jobs and stuff, maybe. Losers.

SPEAKER_02 39:41

I ne I never said let's go to Craigslist and look. I've never used Craigslist, so I wouldn't really even know what it's like.

SPEAKER_05 39:49

Craigslist was but back in the day, Christmas. Craigslist was like a Facebook market.

SPEAKER_01 39:54

Yeah. If you even do it. That's exactly what it was.

SPEAKER_05 39:57

Yeah, you even used it.

SPEAKER_01 39:58

That's a good comparison.

SPEAKER_00 39:59

Craigslist was a Facebook market before Facebook market. People used to uh um what's it called? Carpool on Craigslist. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 40:08

I don't even know how people would trust the carpool. I'm not getting people starting to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_00 40:15

Craigslist was trustworthy at one point.

SPEAKER_05 40:17

At one point it was a real trustworthy.

SPEAKER_00 40:18

At one point it was legit. It was a legitimate.

SPEAKER_05 40:20

That's how we found our apartment in Sanford. Right at Craigslist, it was just random Craigslist and with three letters on it. And he was like, let's go there. And we went and it was a whole house. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 40:32

Cars. It was legit. Yeah. Like Craigslist. And then the scammers found it.

SPEAKER_05 40:38

And they just took off. That was where the scammers started popping on. Like, they would sell you stuff. They would like put stuff up for sale and then give you fake money and then take the stuff.

SPEAKER_00 40:57

Ooh. That was a big thing back in the day. Back in the day, people would put fake hundreds in with real hundreds. And then they would just be like.

SPEAKER_03 41:08

Count that off to you. Go. Yep. With your items.

SPEAKER_00 41:10

They'd count it all quick and then run away. And then you go to deposit the money. You know when you put it in the machine?

SPEAKER_06 41:16

And they've got to do it.

SPEAKER_00 41:16

And it'd be like, well, we could take this, but we can't take this.

SPEAKER_06 41:20

And we're like, why are you separating the money?

SPEAKER_00 41:23

Then you realize, oh shit, it's got fucked.

SPEAKER_02 41:26

That's when you take it to McDonald's and we'll take it. Whoa!

SPEAKER_00 41:32

See this white-collar criminal right here?

SPEAKER_03 41:36

Bottom of the bottom, McDonald's.

SPEAKER_02 41:38

Yes, the Williams has a little bit. If I got a fake 20, yeah. When did you get fake 20? I was a kid. I don't know. What were you doing as a kid to get fake 20s? If I got changed back and went somewhere and they're like, this isn't real. So you do little McDonald's. Yeah, so you go to McDonald's, Burger King, get food, and they're taking it.

SPEAKER_00 42:04

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm married to a scammer. I am scammed.

SPEAKER_02 42:06

You're the biggest scam anyone has ever been cute. Big somebody to take care of you.

SPEAKER_00 42:12

I don't scam. I am a law-abiding citizen. And I believe in faith, family, and country.

SPEAKER_05 42:20

That's how you know you scam it. You start off with faith, family, and faith.

SPEAKER_00 42:25

Family and country.

SPEAKER_05 42:27

Country.

SPEAKER_00 42:28

Never ever forget that. You do always test the fake money out after.

SPEAKER_02 42:35

Listen, Tara ain't told a lie yet.

SPEAKER_00 42:38

Other than when she was stealing money.

SPEAKER_05 42:41

That wasn't me.

SPEAKER_00 42:42

Yeah, it was like then, not now. I don't know who I'm married to. Oh my god. I gotta reevaluate my entire life. What? That was what you used to do, though. Take it to the little scummiest of the scummy store. Take the Chinese store. I'll never forget. I'll never forget. I wanted to beat Jeffree ass. So I for some reason I had a whole bunch of fake 20s. I'm not gonna say they were mine, but they were definitely. Go to a Chinese store, hire the kite, and I'm like, I'm gonna get one off right here. Let me get a general sew. Here. Pay for it, they give me the change. I'm leaving. No, no, no, no, no. No. I'm like, what? I'm like, that's not mine. He was like, no, that's not real. We need the money back, money back. And I'm like, how did I get caught? Lo and behold, Jeffree's talking to the guy and is letting the guy know it don't look all there. Why did it look discolored? Exactly. You came in the store with me. I would have bought you something if you wanted it with this fake 20. What do you mean? Why they look discolored?

SPEAKER_05 43:54

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 43:55

Yeah. I was like, oh wow.

SPEAKER_05 43:58

That's why McDonald's don't take more than 20 minutes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:00

Nah. All I had to do is go to another Chinese store up the street and get it off. It was okay. They usually Chinese people are notorious for having the children work in the front counter.

SPEAKER_05 44:10

I never see no friggin' children work in the front counter. You never see that?

SPEAKER_02 44:15

No.

SPEAKER_00 44:16

All the time. At our Chinese store.

SPEAKER_02 44:18

I see kids there. It doesn't mean they're working.

SPEAKER_00 44:23

She rings me out all the time. Every time I go in there, she rings me out. She stopped doing her homework. So 2250, okay. I didn't say that. They really are. I I know, but you know, I'm not gonna put them in a box. Um they would get up, stop doing their homework, ring me out, and then go back to their homework. These children be working.

SPEAKER_05 44:50

I never see no Chinese person had no children in this what?

SPEAKER_00 44:53

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 44:54

Not at no not in America.

SPEAKER_00 44:56

You haven't you haven't no, you haven't been around in the neighborhood long enough to see it. Probably. You don't go into the you'd probably be sitting in the car and telling me.

SPEAKER_02 45:02

That's all I'm thinking too. I'm sitting in the car, you're going in there, especially like the new one. But I'm thinking about the one that we used to always go to.

SPEAKER_00 45:11

The kids were always in there.

SPEAKER_02 45:12

There was a kid back there. He was never working, though.

SPEAKER_00 45:15

Yes, the kid was working. Tara never seen the kid working, but every she always saw the kid. The kid never is there. Every time, the kid was there.

SPEAKER_05 45:26

I know about that.

SPEAKER_00 45:27

Always.

SPEAKER_05 45:28

I never seen it, but I heard Sheen about the children.

SPEAKER_00 45:35

Yeah, you know what? That is on y'all. I don't have nothing to do with that. I think Sheen is a wonderful company, and they should just keep on supplying y'all with clothes.

SPEAKER_05 45:43

I saw somebody had OTD.

SPEAKER_00 45:45

OTD.

SPEAKER_05 45:48

And the tag of it, it had help.

SPEAKER_00 45:51

You know what? I don't know. I've never seen it.

SPEAKER_05 45:56

I've also never seen it on any of my clothes. No, I'm I never seen it on my cult clothes. I'm just saying, like, that's what I see.

SPEAKER_00 46:02

You on the dark side of the sheen? I never heard anything bad about it other than the clothes cheap and it takes long to get there.

SPEAKER_05 46:07

It don't take long.

SPEAKER_00 46:08

It don't? Yes, it do.

SPEAKER_02 46:11

Not really.

SPEAKER_00 46:13

Oh, really? I thought it took two weeks.

SPEAKER_02 46:14

Or some stuff to see. That's what I was gonna say. It's like two weeks.

SPEAKER_00 46:17

That's long.

SPEAKER_02 46:17

Oh, I didn't really two weeks? I didn't order it and it takes two weeks.

SPEAKER_00 46:21

If I see anything say more than three days, I'm not ordering it.

SPEAKER_05 46:23

No, for real.

SPEAKER_02 46:23

I'd be like some stuff that's coming from like a warehouse in Jersey, but a lot of the stuff that I look is coming from China. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 46:31

So it is based on the items. Yeah. Got it. Because it does kind of break like broken up. But two weeks is a long. I don't want to wait for you. Two weeks is long.

SPEAKER_02 46:40

Amazon got me spoiled. I don't want to wait for no damn two weeks. That's why I know that I have to order my barefoot outfit now, and I can't wait till June, because what if something doesn't fit and I gotta read it for the fruit? For those that don't know, constantly.

SPEAKER_00 46:53

Yeah, Barefoot's the festival. So Tara, this this family and country girl, she is she has been going to Barefoot Festival, the Country Music Festival, every year. This year she's going. I'm gonna go with her one day. I'm not going with her every day.

SPEAKER_05 47:10

How long is it? Three days? Four.

SPEAKER_00 47:12

Four.

SPEAKER_05 47:12

Whoa. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:14

Country music is winning right now.

SPEAKER_02 47:16

Thursday is like a half day. So I can't remember if Erin's working that day or not, but they don't start that day till later.

SPEAKER_05 47:24

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:28

Shit. I'm going Saturday, is it? When postalone is there? Saturday is. Well, postalone is going? Yeah. Post alone will be there.

SPEAKER_02 47:34

Well, who else is on Rasta?

SPEAKER_00 47:36

Miranda Lambert.

SPEAKER_02 47:37

She's Thursday. Friday is Shabuzi and Kelsey Ballerini. Um, Saturday, Tucker Wetmore is gonna be there. And none of you know who that is, but I'm obsessed with that.

SPEAKER_00 47:53

You know who Tucker Wetmore is?

SPEAKER_02 47:55

I love him. I haven't seen him live, so that is like my favorite person in. And Sunday is uh Eric Church.

SPEAKER_00 48:06

Tucker Wetmore is like the definition of banjo country music.

SPEAKER_02 48:10

That's he literally sounds like Morgan.

SPEAKER_00 48:14

No, no, no. His most popular song, Loki.

SPEAKER_02 48:17

Okay, let me hit a most popular song.

SPEAKER_00 48:18

I got you. It's like banjo kazoo. Banjo. I'm not gonna lie, it's all a five. It's called it's called brunette. It's good. It's good.

SPEAKER_04 48:46

Why do you play when you argue with your wife?

SPEAKER_00 48:48

Because my wife has blonde hair and blue eyes, and he's saying I need a brown eye five five.

SPEAKER_01 48:57

Complete opposite. I'm like, wait, why?

SPEAKER_00 49:00

But it's a catchy-too, right?

SPEAKER_05 49:02

It is.

SPEAKER_00 49:02

It is a catchy too.

SPEAKER_05 49:03

It's like banjo, but it's not, it's like a modern banjo.

SPEAKER_00 49:06

Exactly. So it's not like it's not like no one in the mind. It got a little beat to it, and it got benchy to it. But it's nice, it's good. And I know that's gonna be a poppin' night. That's Friday or that's Saturday. That's Saturday.

SPEAKER_02 49:20

Postmalone is he's he's right before post.

SPEAKER_00 49:23

Yeah, that's postmelone's probably like eight or nine o'clock.

SPEAKER_02 49:27

Yeah. So if you're before that, you're probably 9 30 or 10. Yeah. So he's gonna be like 8 30.

SPEAKER_00 49:37

Yeah, yeah. It's gonna be popping though. No, I didn't like it. I'm glad I want to be there that day. I didn't know he was Saturday.

SPEAKER_02 49:42

Ooh, yucky cowboy boot. Oh, I have my outfits all picked up. I will fix up ahead this weekend.

SPEAKER_05 49:48

Are you in the white ones?

SPEAKER_02 49:50

Um, I will probably be bringing my white, brown, and black water. Yeah, because it's multiple days.

SPEAKER_00 49:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:58

Wait, where is it? In Wild.

SPEAKER_05 50:00

We stay in Wild.

SPEAKER_00 50:02

Jersey.

SPEAKER_05 50:02

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, then that's not far. It's not far. That's a drive away.

SPEAKER_02 50:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:07

How many of those tickets?

SPEAKER_02 50:09

Um yeah, we have VIP, and I think it was five something. For the weekend. Yeah. What do VIP come with? That regular little company. You're closer, you're closer to the stage and you have like separate bathrooms. Oh, you also have separate food areas too. Okay. Um spoiled. We did G, we did GA one year, the first year that we went, and I will never do it again. Okay, but it's better. Like you see the difference in VI. Yes. Okay. It is way worth it. Plus, you put it on a payment plan and it's $100 a month, and you don't even notice that it's being taken out.

SPEAKER_05 50:53

That payment plan come up in last episode. That was the whole topic. Love a good payment plan.

SPEAKER_00 51:00

So you ever take your wife to go see Tucker Wetmore? I don't know who that is.

SPEAKER_05 51:04

Me either.

SPEAKER_00 51:05

I don't I don't know who that is. Yeah, last name of Wetmore. Yeah. Is he young?

SPEAKER_02 51:10

Is he young? Is he young? I think he's like 24.

SPEAKER_00 51:15

Is that his real name? I couldn't tell you.

SPEAKER_02 51:18

Yeah. He's been out a long time. He's been out a long time.

SPEAKER_00 51:20

Let me go.

SPEAKER_02 51:21

Um, no. Was he relatively new? He's relatively new. He just won um Best New Country Artist for the ACMs.

SPEAKER_00 51:31

Yeah, his real name is Tucker Payson Wetmore. Wow. He was born in 1999. Yeah, he is hot. He said he is hot. Oh, yeah, 28.

SPEAKER_05 51:43

Mmm. And he got a dimple.

SPEAKER_00 51:48

And his last name isn't match his face.

SPEAKER_05 51:51

I wasn't thinking that this is what he looked like. And why every picture I see of him, he's in the water?

SPEAKER_00 51:57

I ain't seen any water pictures.

SPEAKER_02 51:59

His newest song is called Sunburn. So everything was like beach-based. Maybe that's why. That's what a black dude ain't giving.

SPEAKER_00 52:08

Yeah, they don't be going to good beaches. Oh, let's talk about that. Have you guys ever been to a good beach in America? No. Other than Miami Beach.

SPEAKER_02 52:15

Oh, okay, never mind. Where else I've been in a beach. It wasn't Miami, it was Key West.

SPEAKER_00 52:21

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:22

But was that a good beach, though? No, that was not a good beach. You had fun in North Carolina.

SPEAKER_00 52:27

I did.

SPEAKER_02 52:28

The beach was good.

SPEAKER_00 52:28

But no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. We have to we have to preface this with I love rough waters.

SPEAKER_05 52:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 52:35

So it was like hurricane season, and they were hitting.

SPEAKER_02 52:39

We literally got evacuated. Yeah, we got evacuated lately.

SPEAKER_00 52:42

But there were like really good rip ties and really good waves, and I was in that water. Yeah. I loved it. But it's it's funny though, because not biggest fears, but one of my fears is drowning. But I also love water. But you've been in water like where it was rough, right? Mm-hmm. And you've been in water where you feel like you're swimming and not going anywhere. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So like that really gets my heart racing.

SPEAKER_05 53:10

Why is why you have a fear of drowning? You you almost drowned?

SPEAKER_00 53:14

Never, never almost drowned. I just know what water can do to you.

SPEAKER_05 53:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 53:19

I've seen like water damage. People don't know how strong water is. Like uh.

SPEAKER_05 53:24

I feel like that's that's that is true. People don't know how strong water is. Because every time people come turbs, they see that water like it's still, and they always underestimate that rip current.

SPEAKER_00 53:35

It's wild.

SPEAKER_05 53:36

It's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 53:38

So me and Tara flip the jet ski.

SPEAKER_05 53:41

Um, I'm never going to the jet ski. I've never got it. Never going to be. Oh, you guys flip the jet ski too, right?

SPEAKER_00 53:46

Okay, hold on. So that's funny because I think you, the women are the comedy denominators, but whatever. Um You flip the room! Hold on, hold on. So let me get back to this before we go to the next. We flip the jet ski.

SPEAKER_04 54:02

You flipped the jet ski.

SPEAKER_00 54:03

Current was pulling, and I'm like, oh, we're gonna get pulled over to those rocks. But I'm like, that's okay, we can use the rocks to do, to, you know, flip it. But then I was like, no, the rocks are gonna be smashing and we could damage the jet ski. So let's just flip the jet ski over and get out. Flipping the jet ski over took so much energy, we I couldn't climb back on the jet ski.

SPEAKER_05 54:25

Yeah, because you get exhausted.

SPEAKER_00 54:27

Well, the thing is to flip the jet ski back over, you have to go underwater.

SPEAKER_05 54:31

We flipped ours over. That was the fine part. It was getting on.

SPEAKER_00 54:34

Nah, see, because we were in deep water where you couldn't see the bottom. We us too. Okay, so I go underneath and pull and it flips. Cool, no worries. And then getting back on, so I helped you. It is kind of easy to flip back over. Yeah, it is. It's not difficult. It's just you gotta get under and fight. So, and then I go to go get back up and I'm like, oh fuck. Hold on, let me catch my breath. As I'm catching my breath, the corn is tick- is hitting you. Bro, and you can see it, and I'm like, fuck. Then I lost the key, Ty. I lost the key to the fuck you lost the key.

SPEAKER_02 55:07

It came off here. Don't I have a floating?

SPEAKER_00 55:11

It didn't fall.

SPEAKER_02 55:12

Where what's the place called?

SPEAKER_00 55:13

Oh, we were at Noah's Ark.

SPEAKER_02 55:15

Yeah, so all of the fucking boats were there. You have people driving by, so that's the real thing. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 55:21

So that it wasn't just current, it was current and the wake from all the other boats. So it was like you was fighting three different directions. Yeah. That's really messed us over. If it was just us out in the middle of the ocean, we would have been okay.

SPEAKER_01 55:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:34

But it was the wake from the other boats and jet skis and everybody racing and partying, just drunk people everywhere.

SPEAKER_03 55:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:40

So that's what was really wild. But we eventually got to flip back over. We got somebody to come over to key and we were fine. But Tara is traumatized and so.

SPEAKER_02 55:47

Well, no, he's not even telling the full story because we weren't fine. We had to attach the jet ski to someone's boat, and they had to bring us back over to the docking area. Because we didn't have a kid. We had to climb on other people's boats, and these drunk girls weren't moving. Andrew literally stepped on someone's back.

SPEAKER_00 56:07

Oh, oh, hold on. That's another thing. Listen, American bitches that go to Turks, please, when you get drunk, please be aware of your surroundings. I was looking this girl in her face and I said, excuse me, about 10 times. And I kept saying, I excuse me, I'm trying to cross over. Excuse me. She's literally staring at me, and I can see that there was nothing behind those eyes. She was turned off. Like the switch, the switch was off. Lights were on and nobody was home. And she was just saying, and I'm like, oh my God. So I literally walked on this girl and she's so drunk. I'm like, that's that's just wild to me. But whatever. We cross over and then we go and get a key and we get back on the jet skis. I'm good.

SPEAKER_02 56:47

I had to ride back with the guy, couldn't ride back at the anthrough. You also broke your mirror with the jet ski.

SPEAKER_00 56:53

Yeah, I broke the mirror. You broke the mirror? Yeah. When it flipped over? No, not when it flipped over when we tied it back. When we tied it to another boat.

SPEAKER_05 57:01

Dang, y'all did some damage. Nah.

SPEAKER_00 57:02

That was fine.

unknown 57:03

It wasn't.

SPEAKER_02 57:04

PTSD, I will never. I will never, I will never worry about that. I'm fine.

SPEAKER_00 57:11

I get back on it. I just always think about like, you know, too much current.

SPEAKER_05 57:17

I'm never going back home. The minute I dropped in the water, I was like, yeah, I'm never doing this again. I started hyperventilated immediately. Like I had a panic attack. Yeah, I was panicking at the end. You never meet. I had a panic. Never been on the sea without no life vests? Listen, we were so far out.

SPEAKER_00 57:30

Oh, okay. That is something. We were so far out.

SPEAKER_05 57:33

We were seeing turtles, stinging, stinging raids. We were seeing all kinds of shit out there. That's how far we was out there, okay? As soon as we fell out like, oh my god. Then I couldn't get back on. I kept getting on falling off. Getting on falling off. I said, fuck this. I was telling D'Angelo, I'm like, D'Angelo, just just took me in the like um when we tied up to the boat.

SPEAKER_00 57:55

Like I just stayed in the back of the jet ski and I like.

SPEAKER_05 57:58

That's what I'm telling D'Angelo to do. He's talking about now. I'm like the nigga. Me trying to get up here right now. It's not happening. Then finally the guy, the guy comes and he helped us, and I'm just like, I'm never. Wait, Bubba, you guys wasn't there? No, it wasn't.

SPEAKER_00 58:15

No, we weren't there.

unknown 58:16

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 58:17

It was at Seppedilli Bay.

SPEAKER_00 58:19

It was gorgeous now.

SPEAKER_05 58:21

No, it wasn't a day trip. We just went on the like to the beach. And then there were some guys with some jet skis.

SPEAKER_00 58:27

Yeah, yeah. Taylor Beach. Down now. And Seppadilly Bay. Yeah, but um, Chalk Town, Bubba. Okay.

unknown 58:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 58:35

I've been to the beach on um Chalk Town.

SPEAKER_05 58:37

Beautiful day. Almost died.

SPEAKER_00 58:38

No, hi. And then you saw all of the fancy home.

SPEAKER_05 58:41

It was nice. And it like I said, we didn't almost die. Like I was panicking.

SPEAKER_00 58:46

We didn't almost die. But it was uh, how are we gonna fix the situation? Like, holy shit, that's what it was.

SPEAKER_05 58:54

And then the thing is, like, I was panicking so much, and it was just like, yeah, just come on, just come on. And I just like I can't, I can't I was panicking. I think it was because I already seen. I already seen like the stinger raids, like all I knew shit was under my foot.

SPEAKER_00 59:10

Oh, so you were scared like something will grab you?

SPEAKER_05 59:14

Yeah. I seen those shock movies.

SPEAKER_00 59:17

The sharks over there ain't gonna do nothing. Remember Tara was swimming with the sharks? You was see when when y'all was um at Noah's Heart and Tara was in the water, could she feel the bottom?

SPEAKER_02 59:29

No.

SPEAKER_00 59:30

No, no, but I bet you could see it. No.

SPEAKER_02 59:33

I don't remember seeing it.

SPEAKER_00 59:35

What can I see the w the bottom? We weren't on that side. There's a side that's shallow, then there's a side that's just deep. It's probably like 50 feet deep minimum.

SPEAKER_05 59:43

Yeah, because really no one's heart is on a sandbar.

SPEAKER_00 59:45

Mm-hmm. And the left side you can walk. It's just jump off, see you. On the left side you can walk. On the right side, it's just deep. Pure deep.

SPEAKER_05 59:55

And you don't gotta worry about me. And a jet ski?

SPEAKER_00 59:57

Never. I'm fine, I'll go back home. Me too. I'll go back home. Tara won't let me buy one. She shut me down for that, but I'll go back home.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:06

He can buy a boat. I think it will be hard for him to flip a boat, but you know, who knows?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:13

He could do a boot.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:15

For sure. I'll get on a boat. I'm not getting on a jet ski. I agree. So he can't buy it. I I agree. Don't get on the jet ski, Tara.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:25

Maybe you gotta get the bigger jet ski. Oh, the three-seater? The three-seater or just the bigger one. Like where they put coolers on the back. Vaughn has one of those. Vaughn goes out fishing all the time. He sends uh pictures.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:38

My dad just sent me one of those. So he wanna buy one for fishing.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:44

He can only buy it if he leaves it for me in his will. Tell him I said that.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:48

I will.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:49

Yeah. Make sure you tell him.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:53

I mean, I don't care. I ain't driving no jet skis, so it don't matter to me.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:56

But I don't want y'all selling it when he's gone. Because that's just what y'all do.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:59

Sky wouldn't sell nothing. Yeah, Sky would literally be on that jet ski.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:03

Skylar will have too many other things to do.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:06

No, if Sky, if my dad bought a jet ski right now, Skye and my dad would be on that jet ski every weekend. Probably. Every weekend. Since her grandfather getting a bike to ride with her, she thinks her grandfather's like the coolest thing ever, man.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:20

Y'all ordered it yet?

SPEAKER_05 1:01:21

No, not yet. He's trying to decide on what size bike he wanna get.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:25

He need to get a big, big one.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:26

That's what he was saying. He said he was saying that it made more sense for him to get a bigger one because Skyler saw him get a bigger one.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:32

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:32

Yeah. So, yeah, ever since her grandfather and her be riding that, he's been teaching her to pop wheelies. She's like, oh, that's how you get my nana. You got my nanny.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:44

He was a hot man.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:46

My grandp was the deaf guy. I say, yeah, he was. He was that guy. So, yeah, she she, if he got that, her and sky would be on that all the time.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:59

What's the date for the graduation? Because I feel like we always talk about this.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:04

And it's from that Thursday to the Thursday.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:08

The date. She said the Thursday. Next week there's a Thursday.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:11

No, listen. Thursday of the day that I'm about to tell you. The Thursday of the first.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:17

Before the first. The first is of July.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:21

Yes. July, the first is a Wednesday, right? Uh yes. That's a graduation day, and then the Thursday before that is a graduation day as well. So the one on the first is probably the best one to go to.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:34

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:35

Yes, Wednesday morning.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:37

No, no, no. Let me explain to you something. Fourth of July is coming up.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:42

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:43

So I'm not going there the first.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:45

That's what okay, well then come on the one that's the Thursday.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:48

The 25th.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:49

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:50

So I'll go down the 24th. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:55

Yeah, that's gonna be her graduation. I don't know why they have two graduations.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:59

I don't know why either.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:01

To me, that's just a scam. What grade you have? 10. Uh shot, 10th. Sixth grade.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:07

10th. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:09

She's going to high school. My baby's gonna go in high school this year. She's nervous.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:17

So their grades are so different. I was definitely thinking she was graduating eighth grade.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:22

No, she's graduating sixth grade, then she has five years of high school.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:26

So they have one year shorter than America.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:29

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:30

So it's 11, and then we have 12. But she'll be out of school when she's 16 or 17, depending on her birthday.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:37

She'll be 15 going on 16.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:38

There you go.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:40

But she'll be done high school and be able to go to college.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:43

Yeah. But usually it's supposed to be years.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:46

400 bucks. I just looked up the tickets. $400. Leaving from Newark. Round trip? Round trip.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:51

That's expensive for Newark, though. Usually it's like three something.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:53

It's three something, usually, but you know. It's right before 4th of July.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:58

That is true.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:00

Tara, do you want to go?

unknown 1:04:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:03

She didn't have prom.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:04

When?

SPEAKER_05 1:04:05

Y'all gonna be there for her prom?

SPEAKER_00 1:04:07

Sixth grade prom.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:09

Yes. It's a dance. Well, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:13

Anyways.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:13

It's gonna be our sad date. Oh my god, Tara.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:15

Hold on, wait. Timeout. Let's talk about all of let's get back to scamming before we just start going into this nonsense of sixth grade prom. Uh, Philly proms. Jesus. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:27

Y'all gotta stop.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:28

Now, prom season is upon us. It's coming.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:31

It's here actually. No, yeah. Proms already started. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:35

But listen, listen. This goes back to are people actually broke or are they just saying they broke? Because we're about to see if people are gonna be wearing $5,000 dresses. They are renting Lambos, Porsches, Range Rovers, and all of that. I wanna see it because I don't want to be like, oh, nobody can complain about these prices.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:51

I thought gas was expensive. I I don't understand these prompts.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:56

Neither do I.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:57

Like weddings.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:58

I'm just about to say that. They pay more attention to that than weddings.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:01

Is why I I don't know. That's an American culture thing because it's not everywhere in America though.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:07

It's I'm sorry to say it, but the black neighborhoods in America. They go hard.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:14

I feel like I just started seeing that like two years ago.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:17

Has it always been like that? Um I don't know if it's always been like that, but it's definitely started maybe like 10 years ago.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:24

It's always been like that, but ten years ago was when the real money started getting poured into it.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:29

Yeah, yeah. They'd be pouring some money into it. I don't know. I see somebody pay $25,000 on prom. And like I guess it was a party before the prom? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:40

It's a party and after party. And after the party is an after-party, y'all.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:45

Yeah, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing I don't even think Skylar would want to do that. Skylar's so cheap, she's not doing that. I think a normal prom, a nice little $300 dress, you know, regular shoes. I'm not spending $25,000 on the prom. Where are they getting their money? Couldn't tell you.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:06

Couldn't tell you. I have no idea where they're getting the money from. I have no idea how they're okay with spending the money.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:14

I feel like it's too little of a thing to spend that kind of money on. It's wild. It's wild. I'll just give some kind of money to buy a car.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:24

You see, they don't think like that though. They think this is my only prom, I gotta go all out.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:31

But that's the thing. A lot of the time it's not their only prom. You have junior and senior prom.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:37

And then well, junior prom is usually at the school, so it doesn't count. A lot of people don't count that.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:43

Senior prom is No, it depends on your school. My junior prom was not at the school.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:49

Oh, mine was.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:50

What do you all do at prom anyway?

SPEAKER_00 1:06:52

Dance and eat.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:53

Dance and eat, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:54

That's it. For my prom, we rented a Camaro. My buddy Rich drove it, the best man at my water.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:02

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:02

He drove the Camaro.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:03

How many days you still have prom?

SPEAKER_00 1:07:05

Oh, I wasn't involved like that. I spent money for my soup and I went half on the rental. That's it. That's it.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:13

We don't do prompt.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:14

But then again, I'm a boy.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:16

We don't do prom back home, but we did, we do, you know, we do this thing in the church where it's kind of like uh quintaniera kind of thing where you wear like these nice dresses. And I spent money on that.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:27

I don't know anything about that.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:28

Well, I spent money on that.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:29

Oh, yeah. So you don't nonsense. You just spend some.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:31

But I we ain't spent no $20,000. You know, back in the day, this is like 2000, 2009. I got my dress making it was like $500.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:43

I'm glad you said that. Because it was like 2009, and that in Turks was when the scamming was going on.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:50

What the hell was happening in Turks?

SPEAKER_00 1:07:52

What? Mike was happening in Turks. Please.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:57

Am I lying?

SPEAKER_05 1:07:58

Was he scamming?

SPEAKER_00 1:07:59

Yes! He literally got found guilty.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:02

He was scamming for the people.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:05

Listen, no matter what you call it, he was scamming. He was scammed. Didn't he just get found guilty, Deirdro?

SPEAKER_05 1:08:11

He did get found guilty.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:13

Yeah. Like a week? No, two weeks ago.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:15

How much use they give him? They give him any years.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:17

I don't think they actually sentenced him yet, did they?

SPEAKER_05 1:08:19

He went to jail. He tried to run after that, you know?

SPEAKER_00 1:08:23

Yeah! The people wanted to put him in there. They had a song.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:26

I ain't gonna lie, let's be real now.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:28

Listen, they had a song that I could not stop laughing. They said when Mike was in power, we were drinking champagne and going to Miami for lunch. But once the queen took over, all we can drink is lemonade.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:44

That sounds right.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:45

And I'm like, oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:46

Y'all sound like y'all said flowing in the country.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:49

Flowing.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:50

Flowing. I remember my daddy going to Miami at 10 o'clock and came back by two.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:55

You hear that?

SPEAKER_05 1:08:56

Mm-hmm. And he bought a boat. You hear that? Went there for lunch to buy a boat. And he came home at 2 o'clock.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:02

So she is actively admitting that she's part of the scamming, and I heard that there was a reward out for any Turk scammers.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:11

I'm not saying that we took part of the scam. I'm just saying that money was flowing. You know what I mean? You could afford to go to Miami 10 o'clock this morning and come back by 2.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:22

People was having money.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:23

People, people falling.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:25

The roads was fixed. Turks looked hydrated. People was having money.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:30

They had palm trees flowing there.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:31

Palm trees.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:32

And I was just like, why would they do this?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:35

Palm trees on the road. Listen, you know when you go to Turks now, it looked dusty like it never rained over there.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:40

They had shipping. Didn't make any sense.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:48

Turks was a vibe. It's still a vibe. It's just still a vibe. Don't get me wrong. And back to money is flowing in Turkey now.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:54

We talk wild about Turks in my presence. I might slap you, but I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:58

Please.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:59

Back then it was scamming.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:01

But they scamming now.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:03

Yeah, they are.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:03

They are scamming there. We just had a whole thing with the bank of the banks and Turks.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:08

Yeah, you said people was waking up and they got accounts were in the game.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:13

And you know Turks people is pinch penny and save money.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:16

That's wild.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:17

Yeah. And I remember even I think like after Mike got in power, when he when they tried to bust him, they had a bank account. They had a bank in uh Northakis and they closed the bank with people money. We're talking hundreds and thousands of dollars of people money.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:36

Listen, listen, listen. Let me tell you when I knew Mike was a scam, okay? And this is something I really respect. I wish I could do this. So he got elected prime minister. Cool, you good. Now when you get elected prime minister, the country pays for where you stay. Like your house, you're living. Guess what? He chose to live in a house that his brother built. His brother had a construction company. He was a partner in the company. So pretty much he built his house.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:05

He built his head and had the cut had the house.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:07

And had the country pay for it. I was like, that's genius. That's cool. And then I started to see all the other things he was doing. Okay, but what he was doing a lot of scammy shit. A lot he was selling the crown land.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:19

He was doing a lot of scammy shit. But he was also taking care of the people.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:23

I didn't say he wasn't taking care of the people, but he screwed the people more than he took care of them.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:28

How so?

SPEAKER_00 1:11:29

They're still dealing with the all of the scams he did.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:32

What scams that he what scams did he did?

SPEAKER_00 1:11:35

How long has the British been there?

SPEAKER_05 1:11:37

That's not that's not.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:38

That's because of him.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:40

That's because okay, let me tell you something.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:43

They wouldn't be there if he didn't scam so bad. I feel like it's been over a decade of them just.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:48

They're not gonna leave.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:49

They're not gonna leave. They're never gonna leave. The reason they're never gonna leave is because of the amount of money that's coming in. So they can see that.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:56

Look, hey, so the British has been there before. This wasn't the first time that the birds were. Oh yeah, yeah, it wasn't. They were and they left them. Yes. But they thought the opposition party thought that that was gonna happen again. Last time that happened, they just turned it over to the up the country over to the opposition and they went back home. This time they wasn't gonna do that.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:15

They're not doing that.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:16

It was so many, much money flowing in the country.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:19

It wasn't that it was so much money flowing, it was so mixed up, mix-up.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:23

Listen.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:24

He did so much. He definitely did so. He did good, but he did more bad than good.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:29

I don't feel like he did more bad than I don't feel like he did.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:32

You wouldn't feel like that because you benefited from the bad.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:35

How did I benefit from the bad?

SPEAKER_00 1:12:36

He just told us that your dad was going to Miami to buy both for lunch.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:40

I'm saying no.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:41

For lunch.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:42

What I'm saying is, I'm not saying that Mike gave my dad all this money. What I'm saying is He enabled. No, the country was making so much money. Like people was doing shit like that. You had people buying land, people was getting loans from banks then. They was building homes. People islanders were still.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:59

Turks Islanders were getting advice from the Crown Land Unit where they would tell them, go ahead and build your house, don't pay for it.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:08

That's how it was for years before Mike.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:10

That don't make it right.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:12

What I'm saying is you're making making it sound like Mike was the one that came out of that logic. That's how it was done. That's like you saying before him.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:20

But that's like you saying for years, we always turn right on red up here.

unknown 1:13:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:26

Even though it's not a good thing. I'm not saying it was wrong then. It was wrong then. It's always been wrong. But don't try to put the him as prime minister. Encouraged it. Of course. Because that's how it was done.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:38

Of course.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:39

They didn't have a real system in place. Let's be fair.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:41

They didn't have a real system in place. Yeah, they definitely didn't have a real system in place. But scamming happened everywhere. It's the thing. People love it, people do it, can't stop it.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:51

People unintentionally scam too. I think people unintentionally scam.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:56

No, I don't think it's unintentional. Whenever a scam happens, I think they knowingly do it.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:02

Coming from the scammer.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:04

In order for you to be successful, you have to believe that it's gonna work.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:08

Yeah, that's why I said unintentional.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:10

How is that unintentional if you believe you're scamming?

SPEAKER_05 1:14:13

No, you have to believe that it's not a scam.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:16

No. Uh I get what you're saying. In order to convince them, you have to believe.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:21

Yeah. You have to be so like it has to be.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:24

The whole time in their brain, they're thinking, it's gonna work, it's gonna work, it's gonna work, it's gonna work, it's gonna work.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:28

You seen the Jamaican scammers?

SPEAKER_00 1:14:30

No.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:31

How you haven't seen your people?

SPEAKER_00 1:14:33

My people? Oh. Jeez.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:37

They even made a song about it.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:39

I did not see all any of this.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:41

Oh my god. You know what I'm talking about. Who's the man that makes the song about scamming the lead, the old people?

SPEAKER_03 1:14:47

Mm-hmm. I can't remember the name. It's been a long time.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:51

It he made a song about it. But Jamaica's been scamming since the beginning of time.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:56

Uh, I would say Nigerians.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:58

I say they was beating Nigerians. I said they've been scamming since the beginning of time.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:03

I would say Nigerians are top tier. Oh.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:06

Why did you redeem? Why did you redeem? I remember one time they called me talking about I have to send them $60 for them to redeem $6,000. And I was like, okay, at this point, I figured that was a scam. So I'm like going with along with it for him. Going along, he kept saying, I'm sending you a code, I'm sending you a code. And I'm like, okay. I'm like, he's like, give me the code, give me the code that I've sending you. I keep fucking around. He got so upset. Oh, they hate you. Oh, yeah, he gets you.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:36

They hate you. Oh, so every time they used to call me for like uh extended warranties or stuff like that, I would keep on fucking around with them. Like they would call and they would name cars. And I would be like, oh, no, I don't have that car. I have a Hellcat or I have a Corvette. And I'll be talking, I'll be like, it already has a warranty, but we can get a new one. And you're like, okay, can you give me this information in your social media? And I would give them fake numbers, and then they would always, after they enter it and realize it's not real, they would always, always, always get close to the phone and be like, you motherfucker. And I'm like, whoa, wait.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:08

I thought we were trying to get it.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:11

And then they would hang up on me.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:12

They get so angry.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:14

I love fucking with them because it's always, they always think they got one. And then when you flip it and be like, ha ha, just kidding.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:22

But people know now.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:23

Yeah, now they know.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:24

They can't even get the old people no more.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:26

Yeah, they still get old people.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:28

They still get them, but they like now old people are aware. Now they have. Did you see on TikTok? They had this news scam where it's like they take a voice of somebody that you know.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:42

Yep. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:44

Isn't that fair?

SPEAKER_00 1:16:45

And then they call you pretending to be in a compromising situation. Yes. And then tell you to send them your credit card information or something. There was a lady. She's okay, she just low-key she deserved it, but I don't know how she felt for this. Kianu Reeves. You know who that is? From The Matrix? John Wick? Neo.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:04

The man? John Wick, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:06

Black hair.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:07

Okay, I like him. I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:08

He's the nicest guy in the world. The scammer pretended to be John Wick, and he did like this AI video saying her name, I love you. I can't wait to meet. $160,000. Where did she get this money from? Where did she?

SPEAKER_05 1:17:24

Why would he need your money?

SPEAKER_00 1:17:25

Exactly. Thank you. Scamming him? You don't got no rich friends, Keanu? Keanu.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:31

No, really.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:32

I see John Wick merchandise everywhere.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:34

Everywhere. People still watching that shit. What? She deserved that.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:39

Yeah. All I kept thinking was, why can't I find somebody like that to give it to me?

SPEAKER_05 1:17:44

Oh, for you to scam. Just scam me the money.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:46

I didn't say scam the money. Well, then literally that's what you mean. Why can't you find somebody for you to scam? Just give it to me.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:52

Andrew, you're just coming out.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:55

I'm not gonna video FaceTime you. I'll hold your hand. I'll come and meet you in person.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:59

You got 160,000? You fly yourself out. I'll fly myself Ty.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:05

Hold on, let's be real. If you know that there's 160,000 at the end of the flight, are you getting on that flight?

SPEAKER_05 1:18:11

Depending.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:12

It don't depend on nothing for me. I don't care.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:15

150,000, you went to jail, bro.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:17

Hmm. Hmm.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:19

If you go to jail, I'll go to jail if it's a reasonable amount of time.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:22

Now that's a real scammer. They're gonna go to s they she's just said, I'll go to jail.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:26

No, like I'm just saying, like, like, okay. Like you saw that lady who got her, okay, instead of depositing $2,000 into her bank account, they deposit like $200 and something thousand dollars.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:39

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:39

And she refused to give it back.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:42

I would refuse as well.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:43

Take me to jail.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:44

Lock me up and throw away the key.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:46

Lock me up. Don't throw away the key, don't throw away the key. I'll do a year. I'll do a year. I'll do that time. I'll do a year. Give me that money.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:53

I spent it. It's gone. I can't find it. Oh, we saw you with a suitcase come into the so. It's gone. I got a gambling addiction.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:01

I'm not doing more than a year.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:02

I had gambling debts.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:04

I'm not doing more than a year. A year, that's it.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:07

That's wild. Your mistake, and I gotta get oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:10

Yeah, I'm definitely keeping that money. You crazy? For all my heartache and pain and suffering. But yeah, you keeping the money, D'Angelo?

SPEAKER_00 1:19:20

I don't know, boy. Probably.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:22

200,000.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:24

Yeah. Tara, what about you? You keeping the money or you gonna go make fake bills?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:29

I make fake money.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:31

You gonna double it. If you got 100k.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:34

So you want me to go back to jail for more time? What the fuck? For more time. I guess what? They can charge you per bills.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:42

Sometimes gaming is addicting, so I don't know if you got a itch to Yeah, I know it's addicting for you because you don't see it. Not me. Not me. I'm talking about you. She said, go back to jail. You heard her? She said, Do you want me to go back to jail?

SPEAKER_05 1:19:56

I didn't hear bet. You know what?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:58

I did see uh TikTok the other day about someone saying that you can read unlimited books in jail. Oh, jeez. No, I just read a lot of books.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:09

People get a whole freaking law to be in jail. You get time.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:13

Anyways, um, would you jump on a plane if there was $160,000 at the end? And it was a desperate man that was waiting for you.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:20

But what do you gotta do for the $160,000?

SPEAKER_00 1:20:23

Just be their friend. Hold their hand, give them a kiss. Whoa, how like nothing more than it? I don't care how she was 109.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:33

Fuck her out. Andrew is just pushing around at this point.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:41

Wait, wait, wait. So you would say no? 160,000 into your bank account once you get in their car. As soon as I get once you get in the car. As soon as you get in the car, bing. Zelle going through.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:56

Hmm. Am I getting more the more time that I spend with them?

SPEAKER_00 1:21:01

That's that depends on your hustle. If you can hustle more out of them, then go ahead. But this lady never met Keanu Reeves. It was all FaceTime.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:12

She is.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:12

And it was bad AI FaceTime. So you really don't even have to kiss the guy. See?

SPEAKER_05 1:21:20

I don't feel so bad if I do that, man.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:22

Yeah, that's you. That's only you. If she wanna give me the money, that is just her making sure she gets in the heavy.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:28

I would have to, I would have to I'd have to see him. Because then I would feel bad. Like I'd be feeling bad taking money, just sending AI. I'm flying out.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:35

I'm giving them a hug, a kiss. You want to go ride roller coasters? I'm scared to death of roller coasters, but for 160 grand, I'm riding them all. I'm a pass out in the fucking roller coaster.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:48

Oh, yeah. He won't be smiling. He's throwing up as soon as he gets off.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:52

Dead. But guess what? I was there with you.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:54

Yeah, then it's not really a scam at that point.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:57

You paid me for my time, my affection, my love. And when we when I'm getting back on the plane to go home, and I delete your phone number and block you, I'm gonna remember you forever.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:07

You you give her something to remember.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:09

Thank you.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:10

Yeah, I have a sense. So you see where I'm coming from. But I wouldn't do like a few.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:16

You jumping on the flight? 160K. And they tell you they just want to hold you up and squeeze you. So after they see you, they change their mind. It ain't just going to ride roller coasters. You the roller coaster now.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:29

You don't explain you the birthday. Yeah, I'm already there.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:37

Something else might have been to that food.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:39

I'm already there.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:42

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:44

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:45

I'd be a good friend.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:47

Oh, I would be the best friend you ever had. Yeah, I'd be a good friend. I can't. Unless you wanted to borrow money.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:54

God forbid people want to borrow money for me. You said, uh-uh.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:59

That's not happening.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:00

You're not going, you're not checking out on nobody.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:03

I have problems. We can't do this. We both can't. Exactly. We both can't be a heads of money. We're gonna just pass back and forth the same 160 years. No. Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:14

Somebody ought to be up and stuck.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:16

I got stuff to do.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:18

No, I I'd be a good friend. But not much more than that. I can't do too much more than that.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:28

Okay, not bad, not bad. So we ended with saying that. Quick question. What's that?

SPEAKER_05 1:23:33

Do you think Anna Nicole was a scam? Or was she like.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:39

You gotta elaborate because I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:41

Anna Nicole had an old husband.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:43

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anybody that marry an old man, they scam it. Like, oh, Bill Belichick?

SPEAKER_05 1:23:49

Who is that?

SPEAKER_00 1:23:50

The um coach from the Patriots. So he got a girlfriend that's like 26, 27.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:56

How old is he?

SPEAKER_00 1:23:57

He like 80. Let me double check. He might be like 70s. Let me double check. But to me, I feel like she knows what she's doing. She getting what she wants. They both get what they want.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:11

Yeah, something like that. I feel like they both get what they want. It's like a mutual.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:15

He's 74 and she's 25.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:17

Let me see. It's no way in hell she thinks she loves him. I mean, she probably do.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:24

But maybe she does. But she loves his wallet more than she was.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:30

That's why she's gonna do it.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:31

They said that her uh real estate portfolio grew eight million dollars. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:36

Asked him getting with him.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:38

She's smart.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:39

She instead of seeing, you know, if some girls out there that will get bags and shoes and dresses. She's smart. She got real estate. So she was coached and she knows what she's doing. Yeah. She found a whale, and he's like, You got the tail.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:52

So I'm not even mad at her. Because at least I'm not mad at her. I mean, let's be real. He probably got kids. He got kids, right? He probably does. When he died, his kids gonna want his money. So at least this way. I think they engage. They get the money, and then you still get something out of the deal. You know what's I'm saying? You're not high and dry. Let me tell you something.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:10

Let me tell you something. I'm not gay. But if Bill Belichick wanted to hold my hand for $8 million, you hold it. Which hand you wanna hold, buddy? I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:24

Did you see that TikTok when somebody asked the guy said uh if you get a hundred million per stroke from P. Diddy?

SPEAKER_01 1:25:37

A hundred million?

SPEAKER_06 1:25:39

Don't worry about me. Y'all gonna have to get that nigga out of the room.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:50

A hundred million per stroke, nigga? Come here. Where the baby give me a big bottle of baby oil and close the door.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:02

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:03

A hundred million per stroke?

SPEAKER_00 1:26:05

That's wild. That's wild.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:06

He said, Don't worry, but we all gonna have to get that nigga out of me.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:09

That's a lie.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:10

Your family is sad.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:14

Is your family sad or set?

SPEAKER_05 1:26:15

Set.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:17

They're gonna do that. Some of them will be sad.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:19

Wouldn't they spend the prize for the money?

SPEAKER_00 1:26:21

Some of the uncles.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:23

My God, the things my nephew gonna do for you. He said.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:27

They're gonna cry into their Versace scarf while they spend your money.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:30

You wanna cry in a Toyota or a Rolls Royce? Which one? Exactly. Shut the fuck up and let me do what I gotta do for us. I'm doing this for us.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:38

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:39

You're not doing it?

SPEAKER_00 1:26:41

That's a tough one.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:42

It's your family. Come on, you talk.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:44

See, because it's not my family. If I get a hundred million dollars.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:47

Okay, one stroke was good for you and Tara.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:49

Tara, you say you heal one stroke. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:58

A hundred million per stroke. One stroke. You only need one stroke.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:03

This is a lot of you guys are pressuring me. And I feel like I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:06

I'm not D'Andre. You gotta do it.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:08

Hundred million dollars.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:10

Per stroke.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:10

And he was just out, he's fresh out of jail today.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:13

Boy, oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:15

You getting his foot on your neck.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:21

This is a wild one. Because now you gotta hope he don't scam you.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:26

And try to get two strokes in.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:31

Y'all laugh. He's been begging again for dinner.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:33

You know, he was saying begging. DJ, are you doing it? Probably. Skylar's tuition, DJ.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:43

That's a lot of money.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:44

That's a lot of money.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:45

He can buy the school. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:47

Mm-hmm. You can pay Skylar way in like that lady who was having her daughter, who paid her daughter at U was it USC or UCF?

SPEAKER_00 1:27:55

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you're talking about Becky. Yeah, Becky from Full House. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:00

Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:01

Her daughter never kicked a soccer ball. She was on the soccer team.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:04

I'm gonna I'm not gonna hold you.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:06

A hundred million per stroke per stroke.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:09

I could take a good five.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:10

How much time we got?

SPEAKER_04 1:28:14

What they can do? 100 million?

SPEAKER_00 1:28:18

I would buy Spirit Airlines and entire things. I would tie the planes to my feet. Literally. I would be skating around airports. What?

SPEAKER_05 1:28:26

I ain't gonna lie to take it. I take two Tylenols.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:31

Tylenol. I'm not taking anything. We're not taking no chances for him to scan me. I need to see that money. Every stroke better be. No, you got you gotta send a hundred million every single day.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:43

No, for real, because tip P did you don't like to pay?

SPEAKER_00 1:28:45

We're not playing these games. We're not gonna say you don't like to pay. You will not take his taxes and fees out of my check.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:50

No, for real. I want this for the Swiss bank account. I'll do a little how long can I last?

SPEAKER_00 1:29:00

That's a wild one. Because low-key, low-key.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:05

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:08

It's a hundred million dollars.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:10

Per stroke. You're doing it. No, I'm definitely doing it. They're just doing it. He don't just don't know it yet.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:14

Like low key. It's hard, like right now, it's hard to say no to what a thousand dollars.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:21

Imagine a hundred million. Imagine a hundred million.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:23

No, I'm not saying a thousand dollars per stroke. Nobody getting any ideas. No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. It's hard to say no. Like, when you don't want to go work, like yesterday was a prime example. I woke up, went to work, and then I golfed. And instead of like going out to lunch with Tara and my friends, or just relaxing for the rest of the day, I went back to work. So I did like a split shift. And it was hard to say.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:51

Not just fuck off the rest of the day.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:53

Exactly. Because all I could think was, man, gas about to be $5. I just I sent you guys a picture. I just was gassing up the truck and the mower at the same time.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:01

How much you paid that day? I meant to ask you.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:03

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:04

Like $100 or something dollars?

SPEAKER_00 1:30:05

Yeah.

unknown 1:30:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:06

It's ridiculous. To fill up the truck.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:08

$70 something dollars. No. That's a $27-gallon tank.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:12

To fill that up, that's like maybe $115.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:15

Jesus.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:16

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:19

What? Yeah, you better go to work.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:20

And then the mower is like a little car. The mower is like eight gallons.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:23

Yeah, you better tell Pete to bring two bottles of oil.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:26

Exactly. Exactly. So when you think about the economy and everything, and you really put that in, you're like, I got two money just. I got I got all of this stuff to pay for. Thankfully, the truck is paid off and I own all of my equipment. Yeah, you. But like, I could give you some money. My vacations would be a lot better.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:46

They said, P Diddy said, bring more oil, bring more oil. I ain't gonna, I have to.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:53

Okay, hold on, hold on. We're getting too deep into this P. Diddy stuff.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:57

No, I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:57

We we we like that's how much oil you need. P Diddy might hear this and get some ideas.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:02

Don't get no idea of this. For real. You already know.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:04

Because if I see if I see on the news, if I see on the news that P. Diddy paid somebody per stroke, I'm fighting them. I'ma find them and fight them.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:13

Why are you fighting?

SPEAKER_00 1:31:14

Because you heard my idea from me and didn't leave a comment on my podcast.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:18

True. And or cut you at any pet. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:21

I'm suing. You stole my intellectual property.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:23

I understand.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:24

There's four people here that was, you know, on board.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:28

And some of us get fresh butts.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:31

Whoa.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:38

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:41

So top tier. We actually need a little more than a hundred milie.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:48

That's a lie. Anyways. How do you feel about Megan and Clay? Because from what I heard, she was asking for an absorbent amount of money per month to be his girlfriend.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:01

Where did you like for her upkeep? Where did you get it?

SPEAKER_00 1:32:03

Gilbert Arena said it. Gilbert Arena said she was asking for a couple hundred thousand a month for upkeep. And he because he's an NBA player, it should be nothing to him.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:15

That's what she said.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:16

That's what Megan said. And accord this is allegedly, according to Gilbert Arenas, Clay Thompson said, once she said that the relationship was never the same, and he could never look at her as a woman he wanted.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:29

Right. So why did they broke up?

SPEAKER_00 1:32:32

Because she said he was cheating. With no proof, no nothing. She just said he was cheating.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:37

How do you know she don't have a proof?

SPEAKER_00 1:32:38

She didn't show the proof to us. Now for the problem I have with that is there is a girl that they insinuated.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:45

It was her.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:46

Yes. And the girl is getting death threats. Yeah, the basketball player. She's getting death threats. She's getting all types of her comments are crazy. It's just going wild. And Megan nor Clay Thompson said, yo, that's not the girl. Or nothing. But you know how Megan is. She's ratchet. She's just gonna be like real hot girl shit, blah, blah, blah.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:05

Don't mess with me. You don't like Megaloskellon, so of course you have that point of view. But I don't like her. You told me that.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:13

I told you that? I mean, I don't like her. I'm just saying. I didn't know until you didn't.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:18

Uh, yeah. So you don't like the software. You had that point of view. As far as the girl getting death tracks, though, I feel like that is wild, but it's not Megan. I don't even know why people get involved in other people's business to that person.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:32

You could threaten to kill somebody. Let's say she did do it. You don't know Megan, you don't know Klay. Yeah, that's it. You could have threatened to kill somebody.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:38

I don't know why they do that, but I feel like Clay should have came out and said that is not her. I feel like Clay should have said something like that. At minimum, he should have said that's the friend, blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:51

You ain't sleep with her, but who did you sleep with?

SPEAKER_05 1:33:53

It doesn't matter. It's just girl getting different.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:55

True.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:55

If that's your friend, call it a girl. You should do the right thing and say, I never slept with her. You don't have to say this is not the girl. You can say I've never slept anywhere.

SPEAKER_00 1:34:04

Pull up Bill Clinton. I've never had sexual relationships with that woman.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:07

Yeah, that's it. That's all you have to say. But to just be there quiet, it doesn't see it gives people.

SPEAKER_00 1:34:14

The bad idea. Yeah. Yeah. And I didn't like that. But I also feel like Megan, if you were asking for money, like an allowance or something like that, no. Because you, I thought your whole thing was you being a boss.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:34:28

I thought that was the thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:29

I feel like if she did ask for money, right?

SPEAKER_00 1:34:34

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:35

And he didn't feel if that made him feel a certain way, he should have voiced that to her.

SPEAKER_00 1:34:40

Maybe he did. Maybe he did.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:42

But we don't even know for a fact that this is an actual thing that happened.

SPEAKER_00 1:34:45

We don't know. Allegedly. Yeah, allegedly. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:48

But I mean, if he did, he had that time to like let the relationship go. Let the relationship go and shot around for his next woman. No, you should have to go.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:00

Maybe the next game is gonna be somebody wearing his jersey on the sidelines.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:03

And that's fine. You just should have let it that relationship go very much.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:06

This is true. Yeah, he should have.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:08

You know what I mean? You don't have to be with somebody, but at least give them a respect to like.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:15

Yeah, I guess. I guess.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:17

You just don't like Megan the stack. You just want uh hot girl shit.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:21

We're not gonna play that. I didn't know that. I ain't say nothing bad about her. All I'm saying is, I don't like the situation. And if it is true, I feel like that's unfair because you promote being a boss and boss girl stuff and all that, and now you're begging, but you begging.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:40

But what's wrong with wanting her guy to sweat her?

SPEAKER_00 1:35:43

700,000?

unknown 1:35:46

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:46

If Diddy gave me the couple billion that I would be getting, I'm not giving nobody 700,000 a month.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:57

You shouldn't have to. You have a choice to accept the denying. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:59

I shouldn't have to.

SPEAKER_05 1:36:00

You have a choice to accept the deny.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:03

You asking is an automatic deny. Like I shouldn't even have to deny. Once you hear yourself open your mouth and say those words, well, maybe he was kind to her. Maybe he was like Maybe he she thought he was a pussy.

SPEAKER_05 1:36:16

I don't think it's a pussy situation. I feel like maybe he just she just thought that he was, you know, generous guy like that.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:22

Crazy that the girl that got the song WAP so had uh she couldn't keep a man with the WAP.

SPEAKER_05 1:36:29

I don't think wet pussy keeps a man. I think it does. For a while. Then they get bored.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:35

They only get bored if you get bored.

SPEAKER_05 1:36:39

It don't matter if you flip from a damn rooftop every night. It's gonna get boring.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:46

Maybe.

SPEAKER_05 1:36:47

Exactly. So it's like, I don't think it's vagina. I think it's a plethora thing.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:52

No, but I just think it's the irony in that, you know?

SPEAKER_05 1:36:55

Mm-hmm. I feel like it's an irony in that because that they make in their song, they make that the one thing that keeps you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 1:37:03

There you go. See, now you're seeing it from my perspective.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:06

That's the only reason why I feel like it's an irony.

SPEAKER_00 1:37:08

There you go. No, but that's wild. Another thing in pop culture, Sabrina Carpenter, since, you know, Tara's here. How do you feel about what happened at Coachella?

SPEAKER_05 1:37:18

What happened at a Coachella?

SPEAKER_00 1:37:19

Um, so there was this Middle Eastern, I'm not sure exactly what country she was from, woman that did like, I think it's called I forget what it's called, but it's their like chant. Like when they're uh excited or when they at a wedding or they celebrating.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:35

They did a the thing. Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_00 1:37:38

I forget what it's called. Um, someone did that at the concert while Chris Sabrina was singing like uh a ballad song. Okay. She was playing the piano, right, Tara?

SPEAKER_01 1:37:47

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:37:48

I think she was playing the piano and she was singing a softer song. Somebody did that, and she was like, Did someone just yodel? Because in America, that sounds like a yodel. The girl says, That's my culture. And she was like, That's your culture. It's like, that's weird. Like, what's going on? Everybody's upset. And they're like, You should know what that is. There's a name for it. And they're like, You should know what that is. You shouldn't be disrespecting her, and blah blah blah. Was she rude when she was no, she wasn't rude. I saw the whole interaction, she was not rude. And everybody online was like bashing her. But my thing is everybody can't know everything about every culture.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:31

Everybody cannot know everything about culture. Like, that's impossible.

SPEAKER_00 1:38:36

It's it's wild.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:38

It's impossible. Oh my god. And then a lot of cultures have similarities but mean completely different things. You know what I mean? Like similar things, but they mean completely different things. Is it possible for her to know by come on now? She's not even paying attention to you. She doesn't even know what you look like. She doesn't know what you look like to insinuate that you are doing a certain culture. You could just be doing that like it's just, I don't know. People too sensitive these days.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:03

Yeah, the thing's called the Zagruta, uh, it looks like.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:06

Oh, that's what she did.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:07

That's what the girl did. Um Sabrina Carpenter apologized. I would never apologize for that. Because I think Sabrina Carpenter's from Pennsylvania, right? Mm-hmm. She's a Pennsylvania girl, she's a pop singer. There's no way. So she which what they're trying to imply is anybody, any country that's a fan or any nationality, she should go and study their culture.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:28

That's impossible.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:29

It's impossible.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:30

That's impossible.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:31

Because let me tell you something. You cannot please everybody. Can't. Because what happens if she goes and looks at the culture, studies it, and she likes something about it, and then she tries to embrace it.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:45

Incorporating it.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:46

Next next thing you say, she's um what? Culture appropriate appropriating their culture. So it's like, you it's one way or the other. Either you're gonna shut up at her concert and not do weird shit, or you're gonna let her do whatever she wanna do.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:00

I mean, she could have easily said it's her culture, she and then like educated.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:05

You were interrupting our concert. I just paid thousands of dollars to be at Coachella and you screaming at the concert.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:09

Well, I'm not r I'm not saying at the concert, I'm saying like instead of posting something and making it a big thing, she could have posted something to kind of educate her on it. You know what I mean? To bring awareness to her culture. But I'm just saying, like she could have did that. I feel like she was looking for a problem.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:26

No, I feel like don't educate me on your culture because that's just going to encourage other people to be like, hey, at the next concert, I'm gonna scream out something, and that's my culture. So when you come to my city, appreciate me. And then every city, every tour, someone's yelling at her something and saying, It's my culture. It's a slippery slope.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:51

It is a slippery slope, but I just feel like the person could have done the.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:54

I'm just gonna look at it and be like, it sounds like a yodel. I'm American, that sounds like a yodel. Please don't yodel while I'm trying to sing this ballad.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:02

She just fucking told you it was not a yodel.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:04

I don't care. It sounds like a yodel.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:06

Now you're getting aggressive.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:08

You always think uncomfortable. Interrupting me at work. Because let's not forget. This girl is at work. Sabrina Carpenter is at work.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:15

I understand.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:16

You interrupt me at work.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:18

No, I understand.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:19

Come on, man. I understand. Because now we're getting angry.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:23

But now you're being aggressive.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:24

Tara, what do you think?

SPEAKER_05 1:41:26

Now you're being aggressive, nigga, it looks nigga. Like, don't y'all. I told you it was a yodeling. I said, don't y'all. You understand what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 1:41:36

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:36

And you stand until Tantoes something.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:39

Tantoes down. You better keep your culture to yourself. Go ahead, Tara. What do you think?

SPEAKER_02 1:41:44

I really don't know what to say.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:48

If you're doing someone, okay. I feel like you're teaching. You're teaching you're teaching.

SPEAKER_01 1:41:52

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:53

You're doing some hair, or you're teaching a student, or you're focusing on the class. Let's do it that way. You're focusing on the class, and this one person is just so excited that they're about to graduate, and they do their zagruta. Are you gonna tell them why are we doing this?

SPEAKER_02 1:42:09

Why are we doing this? There you go.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:11

Cut it out.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:12

Stop doing it.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:14

There's entire crowd. There are thousands of people doing this right now. I mean, enjoying the show right now.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:20

Zagruta later! Just do it.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:22

Let's do it later. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:23

You could, she could have. I think she could say, you know, maybe not, um, let's not interrupt, you know.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:29

But thank you. You could do it. I'm literally, all the other electronics and the um instruments are off. I'm playing the piano and singing softly. You interrupt me.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:40

But you can say, you can say it in a nicer way. You talking about stop yodeling!

SPEAKER_00 1:42:44

Yeah, nah, cut it out. Oh, okay. So here's another thing that angered me today. I saw someone grabbed Casey Musgrave's hair. This is a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 1:42:52

Who has Casey Musgrave?

SPEAKER_00 1:42:54

She's another country concert. She's, you know, a darling. But uh, someone, she's from East Texas, by the way. Someone grabbed her hair while she was walking down in Tampa. Did you see that town?

SPEAKER_02 1:43:05

Yeah, yeah, it happened in Florida, and she's never returned to Florida. Yeah, she never went back. What?

SPEAKER_00 1:43:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:10

Grab her here from what?

SPEAKER_00 1:43:11

While she was walking, she was walking through the crowd and singing. See, baby, do it to me. Someone like was so excited. She's recording and she reaches over and like grabs the hair.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:20

That's insane. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:43:22

The smile disappeared from her face so fast.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:25

That's invasing.

SPEAKER_00 1:43:26

She never went back to Florida.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:28

Floridans are crazy.

SPEAKER_00 1:43:29

That's how you gotta do them. You cut them off.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:31

That's insane. That's a that's a disrespect to your personal face. Did y'all see who was Trump? Um Trump's uh daughter, bodyguard. Some idiot try to run up to her.

SPEAKER_00 1:43:47

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:48

That body.

SPEAKER_00 1:43:49

I don't understand that stuff.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:51

Literally body slim the hell out of him. People are upset.

SPEAKER_00 1:43:54

I'm like, how you upset?

SPEAKER_05 1:43:56

That's his job.

SPEAKER_00 1:43:57

At the end of the day, all of these famous people are people.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:00

R people. Like, I don't like trying myself, but at the same time, come to my daughter. Like, you know what I mean? Like, that's an invasion of personal space.

SPEAKER_00 1:44:09

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:11

What are you running up to?

SPEAKER_00 1:44:12

It's wild to me. It doesn't make any sense. But, you know. Yeah, some people just aren't all there. Let's just put it at that. They're not all there, and they don't think certain rules apply to them.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:26

I think the people that go to the um concerts think that they're paying for the person. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 1:44:30

Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:31

You know what I mean? Like you're not paying for the person.

SPEAKER_00 1:44:33

You're on my time right now. I paid you.

unknown 1:44:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:38

So I could do whatever.

SPEAKER_00 1:44:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:40

And then you see all the people throwing shit on stage.

SPEAKER_00 1:44:43

Yeah, like literally. When people throw their phones, I get so happy when the artist just throws it right back to me.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:49

Yeah, because find it now.

SPEAKER_00 1:44:50

Or when someone else throws it in a different direction, I'm like, oh, that's the best.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:55

Wait, somebody else throw it in a different direction.

SPEAKER_00 1:44:57

Like when they throw the phone but it doesn't make it to the stage and it hits someone, and then they pick the phone up and throw it to the other side. Now that person is just shit out of love.

SPEAKER_05 1:45:06

Looking for their phone.

SPEAKER_00 1:45:07

Yeah, because why are you throwing your phone?

SPEAKER_05 1:45:10

Yeah, I think they think that they own the person that they paid $200 to see.

SPEAKER_00 1:45:14

They're hoping for that viral moment in there.

SPEAKER_05 1:45:17

You know who I blame? Usher.

SPEAKER_00 1:45:19

Oh, I didn't say that.

SPEAKER_05 1:45:21

Did you see those ticket prices? Those ticket prices are first.

SPEAKER_00 1:45:25

I was looking at this girl said.

SPEAKER_05 1:45:27

To sit in the back is like $400 a responsibility.

SPEAKER_00 1:45:29

This girl said the same tickets she bought last year, she wanted to buy again this year for Chris Brown. It was triple the price. Triple.

SPEAKER_05 1:45:36

Triple.

SPEAKER_00 1:45:36

But she was towards the front. So it was like, you know.

SPEAKER_05 1:45:40

But you know, Usher, he'd be in the crowd.

SPEAKER_00 1:45:42

Oh, he'd be in the crowd, giving chicks and rubbing hands, kissing. Now everybody thinks they're not. Unless you giving Diddy money that hundred million. Keep those cherries in the jar.

SPEAKER_05 1:45:56

Cherries. I ain't eating no cherries from Usher. I don't know what them cherries meant for.

SPEAKER_00 1:46:00

The hand been touching all of the dances, all of the mice.

SPEAKER_05 1:46:05

All the mice. He's been rubbing on his sweaty stomach. Eating it up. Maybe eating it up, licking on the cherry.

SPEAKER_00 1:46:17

Let me go get my red fur coats. Harry, let's go play some usher.

SPEAKER_05 1:46:23

I feel like it's gonna be a nice concert, but Oh, it's gonna be an amazing concert. Yeah, I feel this is gonna be a nice concert.

SPEAKER_00 1:46:27

Chris Brown puts on a show. We saw Chris Brown, right? Shut up. Because before those things came out, you saw Trey Songs too. You love Trey Songs.

SPEAKER_05 1:46:42

I did at one point. Not no more.

SPEAKER_01 1:46:47

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:46:51

I don't I don't know exactly what I'm saying. I don't hear how much. How Chris Brown has the energy for that damn. Or him flipping them shit that he be doing.

SPEAKER_00 1:46:59

That's a lot. It's too much.

SPEAKER_05 1:47:01

He be doing.

SPEAKER_00 1:47:02

That's a scam too.

SPEAKER_05 1:47:03

What?

SPEAKER_00 1:47:04

Chris Brown. How? He smokes cigarettes. So yeah. So you saying how he doing all that flipping? I'm really wondering how. Because I have watched a video where Chris Brown was chain smoking. Chain smoking. Chain smoking what? Cigarettes. Not we, no, no. Cigarettes. Like eight cigarettes in one video. I was like, oh my God. He about to sing? And he go up there and fuck it up. He go up there and kill it. I'm talking Grammy performances. And he just be like, uh, that's Usher, my fucking.

SPEAKER_05 1:47:41

That's Usher, bro. I I never seen Usher. I would like to go see Usher. I feel like.

SPEAKER_00 1:47:47

No.

SPEAKER_05 1:47:47

Do you know Usher Terra?

SPEAKER_02 1:47:49

Uh the only album that I really listened to was like the Confessions album.

SPEAKER_05 1:47:56

These are my Confessions.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:57

Yeah, that was my other than that. I think I only know singles.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:00

But he has so many. So many, right? Yeah. I could I could go to an Usher concert and sing every flicking one. Oh, it's gonna be so good. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_00 1:48:13

No, you're not. I am. Don't go.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:15

Where is he?

SPEAKER_00 1:48:16

Who?

SPEAKER_05 1:48:16

Usher? The one that I was with in Jersey.

SPEAKER_00 1:48:19

Jersey? Jersey?

SPEAKER_05 1:48:21

Jerry? Yeah, I'm gonna go to the one in Jerry. Jersey, because Jersey one is cheaper.

SPEAKER_00 1:48:26

Oh. Gotcha. Well, anyways, let's wrap this up because it's getting a little late and one of our one of our contestants is falling asleep. No, but uh, thanks for listening. I appreciate you if you lasted this long and got to the end. But um, shout out to Australia as always. Leave some comments and share the podcast.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:48

Hey, would you go to Australia?

SPEAKER_00 1:48:50

Uh that's one of my dream places. I want to go to Australia so bad.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:53

Me too, but I want to go to Australia.

SPEAKER_00 1:48:56

I want to go for like two months.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:57

Bro, they have this train I want to go on.

SPEAKER_00 1:49:00

Yes, they do.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:01

You you know what I'm talking about? I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_00 1:49:03

I wanna go. I look at Australia stuff at least once a week.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:05

So bad.

SPEAKER_00 1:49:06

I want to go. But hopefully I get there one day and it'll be a nice time.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:09

It's a long plane ride.

SPEAKER_00 1:49:11

It's a very long plane ride, like 18 hours.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:13

You can't do that first class, bro.

SPEAKER_00 1:49:15

Duh.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:16

You cannot do that in economy.

SPEAKER_00 1:49:18

Girl.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:19

18 hours.

SPEAKER_00 1:49:21

It ain't nothing but a thing. But alright, let's get out of here. Everybody say goodbye.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:27

Bye. Thanks for having me.