From Itchy Nipples To Parking Lot Drama

We bounce from body changes and weird postpartum symptoms to the everyday chaos that tests our patience as moms. We laugh through the mess, then get real about routines, self-care, and the guilt that shows up the second we try to put ourselves first.

• postpartum boobs, pasties, and the reality of “freeing the nipple”
• itchy nipples, hormones, and the petroleum jelly cure-all debate
• rain, weather talk, and the neighbor sprinkler outrage
• the body armor bottle hydration theory and microplastics paranoia
• one-year doctor appointments, shots, and big sibling empathy
• parking lot conflict while buckling kids into car seats
• social anxiety at kid birthday parties and mom groups
• mom Facebook group posts that feel like rage bait
• the end of an era with the old Nissan and reckless driving lore
• postpartum routine struggles, gym consistency, and grieving your old self
• childcare gyms, play cafes, and building a morning-person life

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Transcript

Welcome Back And House Vibes

SPEAKER_01 0:20

Hi guys, welcome to Momish, your weekly Yap session. I'm Gabby. I'm Katie. I'm Taylor.

SPEAKER_02 0:26

Welcome back.

SPEAKER_03 0:26

And welcome. Welcome. Another day. Another day, another dollar. Another day in the streets. This thunder's such a vibe. It is. It's a vibe. It's cold as fuck in here, Gaddy. It's like 80 degrees. That's a lie. I feel like that thermostat is wrong. It's a liar.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

I don't trust thermostats in general. I'll tell my HVAC guy downstairs. You should talk to a therapist about that.

SPEAKER_04 0:49

No, like Dylan will be like naked walking around the house. It's like it's so hot.

SPEAKER_03 0:54

And Dylan just runs on 69 in here. I'm like, no, it's not. Why is it that the perfect temperature to your home is 69? It's like, because it knows. Somebody's nerdy. Somebody in HVAC biz is a dirty. No, it's the damn thermostats. Can't trust it.

SPEAKER_01 1:15

I wanted

Can Openers And Tuna Confessions

SPEAKER_01 1:16

to. This is really random, but the other day, my can opener broke. And I got a new can opener. And opening a can with a new can opener is fucking nice.

SPEAKER_03 1:30

Oh, it's like when you suck up. It's like something really like big and yucky. Oh, it's yucky when you're like, yes, stuff. You know? Like when you just like get over some rough. Damn, I'm old schooling on the like twist. That's what I have.

SPEAKER_01 1:42

It's a twist one. Oh, wait, what?

SPEAKER_03 1:44

Yeah, you got a handheld on this. Yes, I have a handheld. Yeah, Gil's mom bought us a like electric one, and I'm like, this is not satisfied vibe. No. It's loud and it's like you gotta like have know how to do it.

SPEAKER_04 1:56

You sound like you're opening cans like daily.

SPEAKER_03 1:59

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I eat a lot. We eat a lot of tuna in our card. I was gonna say I had some tuna today. Yeah. Okay. We are a tuna family. I used to be embarrassed by that because tuna is one of those like weird. It's smelly fish. It's protein. Yeah. It's very smelly. It's smelly. If it hits you on the wrong day, I'm like, I'll never eat this shit again. But then you get it on a good day, and you're just like, why is this fishiness so it has to fucking delicious cold? Oh, yeah. And it has to like sit overnight in mayo.

SPEAKER_01 2:27

I like a good tuna moo. Are you weird with mayo? You like mayo. Okay. I used to be weird with mayo. I've accepted that I like it now. What are you weird with? I feel like there's something so many things.

SPEAKER_03 2:36

I know. You are very soggy lettuce.

SPEAKER_00 2:39

Okay. Which is cabbage. Funny because you mean coleslaw? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:43

Yeah, that's your opinion on coles. We talked about that before. Yeah. Yeah. The coleslaw incident of July 4.

SPEAKER_02 2:49

Soggy lettuce.

SPEAKER_04 2:50

Like, mmm. It's cabbage.

unknown 2:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:53

Get a good candle. You know my thought today?

Postpartum Boobs And Pasties Tricks

SPEAKER_00 2:56

Or actually yesterday. I'm at the point of postpartum where my boobs are just like what they're gonna be now.

SPEAKER_03 3:03

Mm-hmm. Is anyone else folding their boobs into wait.

unknown 3:08

Wait.

SPEAKER_03 3:10

You guys are younger than me, so.

SPEAKER_01 3:11

I mean, mine are definitely saggy.

SPEAKER_03 3:13

Folding shit. Wait, you gotta finish this. Okay. So I'm sorry. Okay, so I lost like 50 pounds years ago before I had kids. So I already had a little sag going from weight loss, but then had two babies, you know, breastfed. I don't know. I have very stretchy nibbles. So, but no, the little like pasty things. Oh, yeah. I know you're talking about it. Because my boobs, like when I put those on, I'm like, there's no lift. And so if I wear them, I'm like, everybody can see how low my boobs actually are. So I literally have to take create a lift. Yeah, I literally take it, I put it down low, and then I kind of like fold it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it looks good. I wore one the other night when we went out for drinks with Caleb.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

But you know when you take the pasties off and it's like I don't use the pasties.

SPEAKER_04 3:59

I'm either wearing a bra. Well, you know what? That's the perfect. No, but that circles back on my original statement about your boobs. That I'm at the postpartum boobs where postpartum boobs. I'm at that point with them where I need to start rethinking what I do. Because it used to be I'm either showing nipple or I'm wearing a bra, one or the other.

SPEAKER_00 4:22

Yeah, I'm a big boy.

SPEAKER_02 4:23

Now the showing nipple is not really a choice anymore because again, then my nipples are going in different directions.

SPEAKER_03 4:30

Mine are always a little bit lower than I would like. Mine have two different personalities. Like one day, like they're they're they're always looking in a different direction. They're never on the same team. They're never on the same team. One's a lazy up. Yeah. One's over here, one's over there. And like I used to have a fucking problem with the inserts of like in sports bras and stuff. And now I'm like, God dang it, I need those. And like I you instantly would like pull them out of every new bra I would get. And now I have all these bras that have no padding, and my nipples are out of control. They're not here for it. They're out of control. And I have to, we gotta, we gotta figure this out.

SPEAKER_01 5:07

I enjoy freeing the nipple.

SPEAKER_03 5:09

We know because you have beautiful little dainty nipples. Not right now, though. Mine will put an eye out, and Gabby's are just like mine are like itchy. They're real dry or I don't understand this itchiness. I don't either, and it's really concerning the oil.

SPEAKER_01 5:25

I lather my body in so much lotion because I got eczema. I got eczema? I think my eczema's now in my nipples. I don't know what's going on. There's no way. It's gotta be a hormonal thing.

SPEAKER_03 5:36

It must be.

SPEAKER_01 5:37

Let me look it up on Google. Because itchy nipples. The first time I it started re-itching again, I was like, great, I'm pregnant. Itchy.

SPEAKER_03 5:44

What a weird way to find out you're pregnant, though. I wasn't. I know, obviously. But I was like, wait, petroleum jelly. So actually, well, yeah. I've had uh like a I've had an egg patch above my eye for like four months. And I've been using every product under the sun, petroleum jelly, and it's like almost gone. Yeah, it's been great. Petroleum jelly is just one of those things. Cures all whoever fucking just whatever fucking hippie said that petroleum jelly is bad needs to get alive because petroleum jelly cures most things.

Itchy Nipples And Google Diagnoses

SPEAKER_03 6:15

This is what Google says about your itchy nipples. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 6:19

Contact dermatitis. I thought that too. So new laundry detergents, something like that. You got psoriosis.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

I hope I don't have cirrhosis. Why did I not catch that?

SPEAKER_04 6:33

Definitely. Let me remind you as I'm drinking. You do not have cirrhosis, you have psoriasis.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

That was a false alarm, guys. If you have itchy nipples, you can get liver failure. Friction.

SPEAKER_04 6:44

You might have joggered nipple. You would like to run. Yes, jogging. I've never heard of that. Yeah. Like he's not. People will get like bloody nipples from run. I have heard that. You guys have to do that.

SPEAKER_03 6:54

Have you been running your mother? Jordan would get it. There's an episode when Marshall decides to run the New York City marathon and his nipples are like chafed and bleeding. God damn.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

Maybe it's because my nipples or my boobs are getting big again.

SPEAKER_04 7:07

Reason 500, I would not run. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 7:10

I like to run and like, you know, you get to a certain mile, you don't you can't feel your body anymore, and you kind of like dying. I kind of like to do it.

SPEAKER_04 7:18

No, I never get to that point. I get to the point where I'm like, I feel like death, and then I stop there. Oh. See, that's what I'm like. Why did I ever vent this hopefully?

SPEAKER_03 7:27

I'm pretty sure it's fake. I think it's a little bit. No, it's one of those things people say to make themselves feel better about it. Yeah, that's me. Yeah. I will say I've gotten that way with cycling. You get past a certain point and you're like, this, I can go like another 20 miles. Um I used to. I'm not there anymore. Obviously, I don't cycle like that anymore. That's what you did. We don't dump me down with cardio. I feel like after you're pregnant though, you'll like notice something about yourself and you're like, meh, I guess this is just how it is now. Yeah, I feel that. And that's motherhood. Because like women just it is what it is. Either you have the money to like fix all these things, or you just have to accept it. And like some of these hoes that can just like they're like, oh, I bounced back and I like use this miracle in a bottle. And I'm like, lies. The miracle in a bottle is the fucking plastic surgeon that you make a fucking retainer, dumbass.

SPEAKER_04 8:28

Which no, no hate. I'll definitely get a lift. I I yeah. Yeah. Lifty lift.

SPEAKER_01 8:33

I did ask them as a push present one day when I'm done having babies. I said, so you're like, while I'm here. Later on when we're done having kids, do you need to pay for this? You know?

SPEAKER_00 8:45

Suck it up.

SPEAKER_01 8:46

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 8:46

A little bit. Rain is a vibe.

Rain Talk And Sprinkler Rage

SPEAKER_04 8:50

No, this is good. We needed rain. That makes me sound like I'm 65 years old.

SPEAKER_03 8:54

I was about to say, I feel like I'm sitting next to our husbands right now.

SPEAKER_02 8:58

How about that weather?

SPEAKER_03 9:00

We needed this.

SPEAKER_02 9:01

Our grass is gonna love it. I was just gonna say that.

SPEAKER_03 9:05

This is really good for the grass. Yeah. Oh yeah. Your neighbor sprinkling idiot with their sprinkling. Oh my god, yeah, that was so annoying. Today? No.

SPEAKER_04 9:17

Oh, was that 10 minutes ago? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:20

Oh, so when we were over here after the on Sunday when we came to get Gil's car, it was downpouring and the sprinklers were on the entire time. I'm like, and he was home. Whoever it is, there's a car in the driveway. I'm like, did we not know that this is like we're in a drought? Sometimes it is hard to hear the rain.

SPEAKER_01 9:38

Like up here you can hear it really good, but like downstairs, it's like all branches. You got windows. I know, but like for some reason I don't hear the rain.

SPEAKER_03 9:46

Yeah, you got fucking alerts on your phone that says it's raining. It's going rain. It's going right. There's a weather channel that says, hey, here's the weather. It's raining right now.

SPEAKER_04 9:56

There's a 35% chance that it's already raining. All

Water Bottles And Microplastics Spiral

SPEAKER_04 10:00

right. I'd like to do a 180. Okay. Oh shit. You know, this is my, I just make notes throughout the week. Okay. Yes. So I've been using this body armor water bottle as my water bottle.

SPEAKER_00 10:12

No, hear me out.

SPEAKER_03 10:14

I feel more?

unknown 10:15

You can eat help?

SPEAKER_03 10:16

No, I have to sell your Stanley? I have every water bottle. But the thing is, I just like open this and I feel like I drink more water because I'll just drink like half of it in one sitting.

SPEAKER_04 10:28

But when I'm when I have a Stanley, I'll just like it because you can't see it.

SPEAKER_00 10:31

Is that why?

SPEAKER_03 10:32

And then I'll put it down and then I'll like take a sip like two hours later. Gotta be a little bit more. Today's the day that Taylor's the weirdest person I know.

SPEAKER_01 10:40

This is one of those things we can't relate to Taylor. I know. Hear me. Well, I wait, that's it.

SPEAKER_03 10:45

This is 24 ounces and I'll drink it before I leave. Anyway. She's here. She's she's committed to this. I don't get it, but we're gonna revisit this. But regardless of the water bottle.

SPEAKER_04 10:56

My thought in the car was like, okay, this is plastic, and everybody's like, oh no, you're reusing a plastic water bottle is not good. It's but like we use plastic cups. I don't.

SPEAKER_01 11:10

What's the same thing? What plastic cups? Like a red solo cup?

SPEAKER_03 11:14

Like just plastic cups in general. Well, there's like certain types of cups and plastic. It's the same thing.

SPEAKER_01 11:20

It's like BPA free, right?

SPEAKER_03 11:21

Yeah. You're supposed to do the ones that are BPA free. I mean, I don't know. I don't feel like our listeners are gonna be interested in our plastic cup. In the microplastics. But anyway. No. I just like I'm curious as to like what got you here? Like where, like what like you drank the body armor and then you were like, I'm gonna put water in this. Like what got you there? Well, it was body armor water. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 11:46

And so then I just read it.

SPEAKER_03 11:48

You just bought overpriced water. Are you in the yeah? Are you that rich that you can buy overpriced water? I started drinking carpal water, discount water, and she's like, I'm gonna buy the Fiji water. It's like seven dollars for a tiny smaller. I love smart water. Smart water, apparently. Like, are you being serious? Hi. Is this bad for you, apparently? So is the Sani. I don't know. How is all these fucking water? Oh no, water is water. The sun is the same.

SPEAKER_04 12:14

I did well, that was my thought.

SPEAKER_03 12:16

So clearly it didn't land still. You guys don't understand. Maybe maybe on a different day when I've slept. I'll get there. I mean, I get it. Good for you. I am gonna revisit this topic when I can explain myself better.

SPEAKER_01 12:28

Okay.

unknown 12:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:30

We'll circle back. I get it, but I I like my security water bottle.

SPEAKER_03 12:34

Oh, yeah, I got my stickers. Yeah, I like my stickers. I like reading my stickers, and like it makes me feel like I'm funnier than I am. You know?

SPEAKER_01 12:41

You're you're kind of funny.

SPEAKER_03 12:42

Thanks. Okay, good friend.

unknown 12:44

Okay.

One Year Shots And Sibling Tears

SPEAKER_03 12:48

So today I went to the doctor. Well, my kids, my son, crew, one year old. He had his doctor appointment, his one-year appointment. That was a big one. It was a big one. It was like one, you know, where they do all the fucking crazy shots. They had four shots. They had prick his little finger. They gave him the cutest little superhero band-aid, which I loved. But um, so funniest part was that Noah came and he got the shots, and then he like started to like whimper a little bit, and Noah just started boo-hoo crying. The girl is such an empath, she was hysterical because she and I was like, and finally, like, I couldn't get her to calm down. And finally, like the nurse was like, take your time. Cause like both of them are crying. I'm like, this is my nightmare. The nurse is like, I'm This is my nightmare when both of my kids are unconsolable. And then I got her to calm down and she was like, I'm just so sad for him. Oh what I love you. So that was really funny. But she calmed down, we were all good. She got a snack, we're good. So we get in the car, like we're getting in the car, and it's like, you know, 900 fucking degrees

Parking Lot Teen Confrontation

SPEAKER_03 13:52

outside. And the person next to me decided to park like an asshole and is like super close. So I like couldn't open the door all the way. And I was like trying to get Noah in her car seat and with the door like up against my back. And this fucking little twat ass teenager comes over and he's like, excuse me. And I'm like trying to just I'm like almost done buckling now in. And I just look at him and I was like, You're I gave him a look, and he just kind of was like trying to just push past me. Wait, is this to get to his like to get to his car door? You could wait. The passenger side. I know. Where were his parents? Oh, on the other side of the fucking car. Just wait, just wait. Oh, so it gets worse. I look and this never happens to me. It only happens to you. This doesn't no, it only happens with Gil. This is actually like one of the first times something like this has happened. But I mean, I feel like when I'm with y'all, I'm the one that happens to you. But like when between Gil and I, he's the one that always crazy shit happens. But anyway, so he just kind of tries to shove past me. And so I like, you know, I'm like, all right, I'm in a pediatrician's parking lot. Can't be fucking too scrappy. So I just like give him a dirty look and like pull the car door. I'm like, I'm not, you know, a fucking pencil. I can't like close it that far. And he like scooches past me. He goes, I think you scratched my car. Oh, you motherfucker. Oh, I said, I'm sorry, what did you just say? And he goes, You scratched my car. I said, I didn't fucking scratch your car. He's like 12. I was like, Are you about to get into your boosters? So he literally is like, Yeah, like I'm pretty sure you did, but it's fine. I said, No, no, no. I said, I'm you're like, you are sadly mistaken, sir. And his mom like comes around in the car and she's like, What? And he's like, She scratched our car. And his mom goes, oh my God, whatever the fuck his name was. She goes, your brother did that. Like, it's been there. And I said, You're raising a real designer. And she like doesn't say, I'm sorry. Just like, and I was just like, I just turned around and I'm like, this is gross people, because last year's Katie. I would have fucking that mom would have got beat the brakes off that bitch. Like train your kid better. I'm sorry, like, I'm sorry, my kid scratched my car. First of all, it's not your car. It's not your car, buddy. You're 12. Mind your fucking mouth. And your mama, you better get your mama too. I'm about to get my worked up again. Like your damn superman tattoo matches my one-year-old. Yeah, and I'm like, over here, like trying to get my two kids in the car, and it's 90 fucking degrees outside, and I'm in leggings like a dummy, and I'm sweating profusely, and it's good, you scratched my car. I'm like, wild. Yeah. And it's like this never happened to me. It's like most ways the universe is constantly testing me. It's like, have you, are you more mature than you used to be? Are you are you different now that you're a mom? Like, where are you at at this? Like, are you are you grown? No. I have not. I guess I have because I didn't pop off.

SPEAKER_00 16:59

But I feel like there is a respectful way to pop off, though.

SPEAKER_03 17:04

I don't know if I could do it. Oh, I did. Like, I mean, I didn't respectfully you could wait a second as I was here. Yeah. And you parked like an asshole. Also, go on the other side. Buddy. Also, like the calm of this child to think I scratched his car. I'm like, you better have like a fucking learning discipline of all things. That's funny. Because if this kid is like fully normal, he's got fucking rude awakening waiting for his ass. Mine would be shocked. I would be like, oh, do you have your license? Yeah, I'm sorry. Didn't think I didn't realize the careless armpits over here are fucking driving cars now. Are you gonna pay for this fucking you do you pay the insurance on this car? Mind your business. That's wild. Little buddies plus yeah. Anyway.

SPEAKER_01 17:54

She said, I'm not gonna scrap up the pediatrician.

SPEAKER_03 17:56

Yeah, I'm like, I'm trying to be fucking civil. Like, who wants to be on the news for fucking mom brawl in the pediatrician's office? Like, not me.

SPEAKER_04 18:04

Local mom, yeah. Gil would get you.

SPEAKER_03 18:08

I'd call him and he'd be like, You're gonna fucking stay overnight teaching you a lesson. Hang on.

SPEAKER_00 18:13

Like, Gil, come I'd come get you.

SPEAKER_03 18:14

You would.

SPEAKER_00 18:15

You would. Yeah. Yeah, that would be great. The 12-year-old ass.

SPEAKER_03 18:18

Yeah, like I should have fucking pop in my mouth. Should have pop. Isn't it funny when you go to places where moms frequent like the pediatrician?

SPEAKER_04 18:28

Or like I was driving Charlie to swim lessons, and like we, it's just like a gang of mom cars.

SPEAKER_05 18:33

Yeah. Yeah.

Mom Social Anxiety In The Wild

SPEAKER_04 18:35

And I will never be a minivan mom.

SPEAKER_03 18:37

No. Oh no. I can't do it. I can never be like, I don't mean to like change the well, not really change the subject, but I'm like diverting a little bit. Like the mom that can like go to a kid's birthday party where I know no one. Are y'all those people that you I've done that for you?

SPEAKER_04 18:53

You introduced me to the thought of it real quick.

SPEAKER_02 18:57

I could see maybe going to a kid's birthday party if it's like at a place where you can like take your kid, they play, we leave.

SPEAKER_04 19:04

Yeah. But like ones that are like a personal birthday party at somebody's house. Yeah, that's hard. It's a no for me.

SPEAKER_03 19:11

Thank you so much for the invite, but I'm too autistic for that. Like I don't have this the social skills to be able to like have a fully functioning like conversation with a complete stranger just because our kids are friends. Like we have nothing in common.

SPEAKER_01 19:27

I've gone to a kid's birthday party, but I knew the mom, but I was the first one there, so I didn't really know. And Bowie he can't talk to me. He's just neat. You know? I know, that's fine. I was like, be social, Gabby, be social. But I just stood there and waited for my friend to show up.

SPEAKER_03 19:44

Well, at least you're a friend. I'm just saying, like, if you've known no one. I don't know. I think I could do it. Can't do it. I don't know. I mean, you're better than me. You'll go to like that, what's that fucking tiny grove playhouse shit you went to that one time?

SPEAKER_00 19:59

Wait, when I was postpartum? Is this when Charlie was a baby? Yeah. And I went to that like mom group. Yeah. Yeah. I went and immediately regretted it. Okay. All right. It was an awful decision. And that's why we're friends. What kind of mom group was it? It was like I don't know. It just was like new moms, bring your kids here.

SPEAKER_04 20:19

I will say it was like led by a lactation consultant, so I was able to go and ask a lot of breastfeeding questions, which was the only redeeming quality of it.

SPEAKER_03 20:28

Sorry. My brain is just running a mile a minute over here.

Mom Facebook Groups And Oversharing

SPEAKER_03 20:32

I just had like this fucking epiphany that I screenshot of this really funny thing. Um, and I wanted to bring it up because it was like so funny, and I think you guys would get a kick out of it.

SPEAKER_01 20:42

I just thought you were out of beer, to be honest. Oh no. Yeah, I was like, I was like, it's right here, Katie. I was like, damn, she got a pee.

SPEAKER_03 20:49

Wow, I got I'm glad that that's y'all's first instinct of me when I have a like a strong reaction. Oh, Kenny's out of alcohol out her fucking refill.

SPEAKER_01 20:58

Well, I have cirrhosis, apparently.

SPEAKER_03 21:00

And Gil's like fucking fellow in her chat, like Katie's an alcoholic, aw.

SPEAKER_01 21:05

Like, where was that conversation? What was that conversation going?

unknown 21:12

Oh man.

SPEAKER_01 21:13

That group chat is whatever it was, it was hilarious. Gabby's gonna be a good thing. Oh, Jordan was doing gay porn videos.

SPEAKER_03 21:19

Oh, when Dylan was flirting with Taylor's brother, which is like anyway.

SPEAKER_01 21:24

And they're on a date.

SPEAKER_00 21:25

It gets mute in there.

SPEAKER_03 21:26

It gets weird. Oh, they are on a movie date. That's so cute. I love that. I wish my brother and my husband would be friends, but I'm gonna weird. I don't see that. No. There's no fucking world that might be. I mean, my brother Gil hired Nick to work at a job and he used to work at. And I told him I said, That's a terrible idea. You're going to regret it. You're there's literally no scenario where this is gonna work out and you're gonna be on in you're gonna be happy with your choices, but I'm gonna let you make your decisions because You're not a man. I'm just letting you know. That when I that when shit when push comes to shove, I a hundred percent am gonna say I told you so. I am not. I love when that happens. I am that bitch. I will tell you I told you fucking so. And I don't want to say I told you so, but and yeah. So yeah, here we go. Moral of that story is the screenshot. Gil and my brother will never be friends. So moving to a side. So this is why like I can't be like one of those fun moms that goes to like mommy groups, play dates, and shit. Like I just don't have it. And so like I, you know, when you're look when you're a new mom and you're trying to find a purpose and trying to find your place, and I like joined all these like really annoying mom Facebook groups. And so some of them I've left. Um, I was a silent member for my entire my entire journey there, but then there's some of them that I just get so much joy out of reading the fucking nonsense that these people 100% say with I mean, I hope they're not serious, but I feel like they are. So this is the one I saw today.

SPEAKER_01 23:09

I wonder if I'm in this imagine. I'm like, is it me?

SPEAKER_03 23:12

It's like the people that post anonymously, I'm like, it's like me anonymously. It's like so.

SPEAKER_01 23:18

Yeah, like by the way.

SPEAKER_00 23:20

So that was me like two weeks ago.

SPEAKER_03 23:22

Anonymous 2255 is actually my so like the thing is like if you're not even you don't have the fucking gall, is that the word gallery to own your dumbass questions? I'm making fun of you. It's not me, I swear. No, it's not. It's not stuff. Like, I'm sorry, Google it, babe. Yeah, you don't have to put fucking public chat GPT. Yeah, I'm saying Google it. Chat GPT, there's so many avenues. Like, are you just look? This is clickbait. So I mean it's rage bait. So the first of all, this this Facebook group is called overstimulated mom's club. I'm not part of that one. So I just because like I'm not yet, I'd be overstimulated. I don't know if y'all know, I get overstimulated. So this girl, she goes, starts off. Actually, she put her her username, not gonna mention it for privacy purposes. It just in bold, what do I do? Uh-oh. I'm on Zolof during my pregnancy. Uh but when we do the deed and I can't get off, I get truthful truthfully depressed and upset. It makes me hate myself and feel like I fall in the veil in the bedroom now. I get up and do things a bit easier, but like I was so dry last night and I hate it. I don't like what it does to me in the bedroom. How did any of you ladies handle it? What do I do? My second kid and my daughter is a year old May 6th. Like I wish you could see my The more you read.

SPEAKER_04 24:50

I'm gonna make a lube, babe.

SPEAKER_03 24:52

Zim in my face. Like, this is my face reading that.

SPEAKER_04 24:55

I'm sorry, can you read the comments?

SPEAKER_03 24:56

Oh yeah, that's my favorite.

SPEAKER_04 24:57

The comments sometimes. Unfortunately, this is a screenshot. Um my comment would be dot dot You ever there are so many things.

SPEAKER_03 25:07

It's 2026. There's so many mudded. It's 2026. Like there's lube. Olive oil. If you're trying, if you're balling, if you're balling on a budget, there's a lot of fucking lubricating things that are on the market. I just first of all, and also like, why the fuck? Why are you posting that? Why are you posting that? You're looking, it's a c this this is rage bait. It is, it is you're looking for somebody like me. It got us. It got me. But honestly, I'm just like this. This cannot be fucking for real. She can't.

SPEAKER_01 25:38

I don't think I could post something like that.

SPEAKER_03 25:39

And also, like, if you're thinking all of these things, that's great. Intrusive thoughts. Google it.

SPEAKER_01 25:44

Intrusive thoughts.

SPEAKER_03 25:45

Google it. Yes. Chat. Why are you looking for people to respond? You know, there are things I'm not a hater. I'm not a hater, but like, I'm hating a little bit because that's just silly. I'm on sold. I got two kids. You figure it out. We figure it out.

SPEAKER_01 26:01

Or you switch your med.

SPEAKER_03 26:03

Right. There you go. Maybe it's not.

SPEAKER_04 26:05

Maybe it's for you.

SPEAKER_01 26:06

Mm-hmm. But you know, there's like things that people are like, why don't people talk about this more? Like, this should be something we talk about. But then there's a lot of things you should not be talking about.

SPEAKER_03 26:16

Well, like we can talk about it, but like Or don't post it. But you're like talking about it in a weird way. Let's like let's like make it fun. Yeah. Like, no, hey, what's you bitches using um to base that Gucci? You know what I mean? Making it right for the harvest. I mean, obviously I'm kidding. Oh, yeah. But y'all. How are you making that wa? Yeah, like exactly. I never knew that that meant why I asked pussy for the while. I just feel like maybe she needs to be in a different group.

SPEAKER_04 26:47

There's a different Facebook group for that type of question.

SPEAKER_03 26:50

Yeah, it's called fucking Amish Moms, Ogerstimulated. XOXO.

SPEAKER_01 26:56

Sry pussies. No.

SPEAKER_03 27:00

Let's not talk trash because I just like I had to say that. I know. I'm a fucking. I just don't want people to think like, wow, these are just like asshole bitches making fun of their moms.

SPEAKER_04 27:10

No, it's a little funny.

SPEAKER_03 27:12

I mean, it's a little funny well. I'm on the line, so I can also it's probably a fake account.

SPEAKER_01 27:18

You people there there are fake accounts that just post for Rage Mate and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_03 27:22

Yeah, that's true, but this just seems a little too real, too specific. Anyway. So

Birthday Party Chaos And Cupcake Math

SPEAKER_03 27:28

gosh. Did you ask Crew how he liked his birthday? Yeah, what do you think? He seemed to be into it.

SPEAKER_01 27:33

I had a great time. I Katie was like, Gabby, who drank all your prickly pear ultras? I said, um bitch, it was me.

SPEAKER_02 27:40

I know. Gabby said, I've had 10 beans.

SPEAKER_01 27:42

I don't know what I was drinking like a fish. I'm not like that normally.

SPEAKER_02 27:46

I was not.

SPEAKER_01 27:46

Yeah, I said, tell her drank more.

SPEAKER_00 27:48

Whoa, I love it. I was about to say, I didn't want to like climb back inside.

SPEAKER_03 27:52

I knew Lana won a little bit, wasn't she, in that night? Uh yes, yeah. Yeah, no. I held that child for 13 seconds, and you thought that I had stolen her from your jump. I don't know what happened.

SPEAKER_04 28:04

She was like maybe all the people like overstimulating to me. Yeah, it was a lot.

SPEAKER_01 28:11

She was overstimulated, maybe from the people.

SPEAKER_00 28:14

But I asked Charlie, I said, Charlie, how many cupcakes did you have?

SPEAKER_01 28:17

She said, five. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:18

I was like, I think I think it was five.

SPEAKER_01 28:21

Special occasion.

SPEAKER_00 28:22

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 28:23

She kept asking me cupcake. I said, I can't make that decision for you. I'm sorry. You gotta ask your mom or I didn't care.

SPEAKER_04 28:29

She ate cupcakes, but she would lick all the icing off and then move to the next one.

SPEAKER_03 28:34

They should just make you cupcakes in the shape of a cupcake top and sell those too.

SPEAKER_04 28:39

I think she gets it from Dylan's family. They're big icing people.

SPEAKER_03 28:42

I love icing. I'm not an I just don't.

SPEAKER_04 28:44

You're not a cake person, that's weird.

SPEAKER_03 28:46

I'm not a kid's totally iron. Don't crush out because you're drinking out of a crusty unbody armor bottle with micro glasses. Yeah, with all your toxins, getting to your brain. How many ounces of water have you guys had today?

SPEAKER_00 29:03

I had a whole stanze.

SPEAKER_03 29:04

Not my water. Exactly. Because it's huge.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

I drink it. This is easy to carry. But then you have to refill it so much. My standings.

SPEAKER_03 29:13

You should be refilling it. I hate refilling. You should drink two Stanleys a day. I don't do that, but there's a lot of things that the textbooks say that I should do that I am like in no way in any shape. I'm working on it. Meeting. Water intake. I don't sleep enough. Vitamins. Yeah, your sleep is. I don't sleep enough. I don't eat enough. I don't drink enough water. I take too many meds. Um, take drink too much caffeine, a vape, drink alcohol, tea. Yeah. I'm a real sack of shit, Taylor. Thanks for the reminder.

SPEAKER_01 29:51

There you go.

Saying Goodbye To The Nissan Era

SPEAKER_01 29:54

What does that mean? I'll tell you.

SPEAKER_03 29:56

What does that mean?

SPEAKER_01 29:57

So I got my hoop de aka my Oh, your fucking Nissan.

SPEAKER_03 30:00

Yeah, my little Nissan. Oh, I saw that. That fucking camera. The menace to society, that thing.

SPEAKER_01 30:07

Wait, it's the Jeep. It's in the garage. Did you not walk the city?

SPEAKER_03 30:10

Why the fuck do you have that thing?

SPEAKER_01 30:12

So, okay. So the here my first car ever is in the garage. It went to my dad.

SPEAKER_03 30:18

Yeah, I thought your dad was just whipping that shit.

SPEAKER_01 30:20

So my dad got a new car. He's all bougie now with his Toyota Camry. So he said, you can have your car back and I'm gonna sell it.

SPEAKER_00 30:27

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

However to fucking Carmax. It's going bye bye. What's a new car van him? Oh come pick that shit up. Something something of that sort.

SPEAKER_03 30:37

Maybe I should look at him to that. We got that minivan.

SPEAKER_01 30:39

But so my dad, you know, always he says how like I took terrible care of it. Not that I didn't take care of terrible care of it. It just it's a little messy in the inside. Why the fuck do dads feel the need to say shit that like my like okay, didn't ask me?

SPEAKER_03 30:54

Listen to when I picked it up. I'm a grown woman. I'm supposed to call my dad today.

SPEAKER_01 30:58

I gotta call my dad later. Put that on your notes. The inside of the hoodie. The inside of what's it called? Seat is all destroyed. I said, Oh, what happened to the seat? Did someone eat it? He said, it's wear and tear.

SPEAKER_03 31:11

I said, I'm sorry, but since when that normal wear and tear. John, what are you just scratching in there? What are you doing?

SPEAKER_01 31:18

Did you get a cat that I don't know about? I said, my car.

SPEAKER_03 31:22

Are you living in here? Did you grow talons overnight? Why is the seat gone? Oh no. John.

SPEAKER_02 31:28

It's a little bittersweet. The body just got so confused. It like had to cough, sneeze, and yawn all at the same time. No fart. And I just didn't know it didn't.

SPEAKER_01 31:36

Yikes. So end of an era for me. Well therapy. That neissan.

SPEAKER_03 31:42

I thought I was gonna die in that. Yeah. That's a great part. That's the first time I ever the first time took a lot of risky shit as a teenager, but I thought I was over that phase. And then I said, Gabby, can I get a ride with the airport? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 31:57

Never again. That was like two years ago.

SPEAKER_03 32:00

It was only two years ago. That was when I got married. Yes. That was for the bachelorette. Yeah. I was like, next time I'm driving. But she we fucking willingly got in the car with her to drive to Virginia for our girls' trip. Yeah. She's much more responsible now that she has a child.

SPEAKER_00 32:15

Yeah. With child in her mom car. Yeah. Yeah. That is so true. That Nissan. Really?

SPEAKER_01 32:21

I w I get nervous when now I get nervous when I drive people in the centra. Yeah. I know.

SPEAKER_03 32:27

You have no regard for other people's lives when you need to have that fucking thing. I'm like, no, and like that thing, good fucking riddance. It's a very zippy car. Yeah. We know. We know. We've experienced it.

SPEAKER_04 32:39

We have. The Nissan.

SPEAKER_03 32:40

Face print is permanently in the side of the windshield the windshield. Like, ding. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:46

Yeah. Well, I only had one ticket for reckless driving. Okay. Just what? I've had zero.

SPEAKER_02 32:53

In this state.

SPEAKER_03 32:54

In Virginia. In Virginia. Like, that's a normal thing. Like, I've only had one, guys. I've had zero. Well, how about it?

SPEAKER_01 33:01

To be fair, I don't think I was speeding. I think it was a setup. I was literally going the speed limit, and I think the cop caught in front of me.

SPEAKER_03 33:14

You in a speed trap? Virginia's really bad because they have paper. They have drones. They got the planes. They're called drones, grandma. They got the airplanes with the cameras. Your fucking plastic water bottle.

SPEAKER_02 33:28

Get out of here.

SPEAKER_01 33:29

It's already good. They got the airplanes.

SPEAKER_02 33:32

No, this definitely has way too many toxins in it because I brought it into the sauna by accident. Oh, that's why it's Jesus.

SPEAKER_03 33:40

Are you okay? I feel like Dylan, Dylan has only had a one week off of work. I know you can afford to get a new one of those. That thing is scary looking. How long have you had that? Just like two days. You can put it in the dishwasher, right? I thought you were gonna say twice. No, no. No, no, no, no, no. I feel like we should start talking about mom things again.

Postpartum Routines And Gym Guilt

SPEAKER_01 34:07

Yes. Yes. Our children. So, anyways, I do feel like we were talking about this earlier, how maybe it's just me doesn't take care of herself very well. You do. Well, you know, like you you go lasered butthole.

SPEAKER_03 34:23

That's that's self-care, but I've ever.

SPEAKER_01 34:25

But when you're in your 20s, free kids, that's the one thing I got going. It's my leader. You have time and you get yourself to like your routine. And afterwards, we were kind of talking about this last time. Like, it's really hard to figure out your routine. And like I was a very regimented, I'm gonna eat chicken, rice, and broccoli every day type girl when I was in my 20s, like in the best shape of my life. Yeah, I was very regimented.

SPEAKER_04 34:52

Damn. Now I'm like chickens every day.

SPEAKER_03 34:55

How do I fucking double on my hair? Yeah. Like it was in my 20s. I'm like, mm-hmm, you ate it almost. And in our 30s, continues. I guess on the floor. I would totally be eating McDonald's with you.

SPEAKER_01 35:09

I just took Adderall and have no appetite. So yeah. That's for beer. Cheers. Yeah. Cirrhosis. So it's hard postpartum to find my routine for.

SPEAKER_02 35:20

Well, I feel like it changes every like every day. Well, it's like you're postpartum, so like that's one routine.

SPEAKER_04 35:27

And then your baby starts to sleep a little bit more. So then the routine changes, and then it's a sleep regression. So then your routine changes. And then you're pregnant eight months. So then your routine changes again. That's the thing.

SPEAKER_02 35:40

It's like you find what your routine is and then switch it up.

SPEAKER_04 35:44

And you have to be constantly like having to be adapted.

SPEAKER_03 35:48

Change is hard. It's really hard. And being someone that uh thrives on structure. Yeah, that's the word. Um you know, whatever that it's like continuity. Continuity of care. Just like, yeah. Just like, you know, making sure things are done the same way every day. Like, I mean, I'm not like a weirdo that eats the same fucking breakfast every day, like my dad. Shout out.

SPEAKER_01 36:12

Me too. No. No, it's grits.

SPEAKER_03 36:16

No. My dad is a fucking health nut. He literally eats like for the longest time it was a peanut butter bagel. And then like some weird item that I can't recall at this moment. But and then he would like scuffle down the hallway and he had like two sips of his coffee. Like, I'm not that structured, but it it's it was really hard for me to like be able to just, you know, want to take a shit or just wanna like shower or go to the gym and think like I know we've I've I feel like I'm beating a dead horse with this, but like I just want moms out there to know that like if it gets better, call me because I would love it. Safe. Cause I'm not there yet, and I would love to talk to you if it does get better. I I'm sure it gets better. It does. But like my mom better in what sense? Do you mean like does your routine get more predictable? Right. Like it just like get better, like you're able to like figure out like a way to be able to put yourself first without feeling guilty. Feel I don't know if that's even a thing, but like I feel just being able to like self-care without you know, feeling like you're failing anywhere else. But I think maybe that's just mom moms in general. But like I feel like I'll get on a really good routine with working out, and then I something something goes awry, and then like the for two weeks I'm like, I can barely get a workout in. Yeah, it's just like why is it that I can't stay consistent like I used to? Like for for years, I'll like I look back at pictures of myself and I'm like, damn, my butt was like two inches higher. Like, why is that not a thing anymore?

SPEAKER_05 37:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:56

And I used to be able to squat like such a heavy amount. I'm like, why can't I do that anymore? It's because I can't stay consistent.

SPEAKER_01 38:02

Yeah, it's like you're grieving your old self, but like you're still like I'm happy where I'm at, but like I'm like, well, how can I just combine?

SPEAKER_03 38:11

I mean, yeah, and it's okay to grieve your old life and your old self, but it is hard to be able because I feel like as free moms, we our lives I mean, both our husbands and our lives have changed, but ours, I feel like it's changed in such a different way that only other moms that was the loudest swallow I've ever had.

SPEAKER_02 38:35

I wasn't gonna say that. But wow.

SPEAKER_03 38:37

That was like that's I feel like we just have a hard time being able to separate, yeah. Being and like I just you know, Dylan can go like hiking on a fucking Saturday, and it's like I I don't know, I just don't feel like I can like get away like that.

SPEAKER_04 38:55

I feel like this I get what you're saying. Well he takes our kids.

SPEAKER_03 39:00

That's true. But I think I've said this before, like now I feel the difference when you become a mom is when you do want to do those things for you, something else is gonna give. Whereas before you didn't have to give something in order to sacrifice something else to be able to do something for yourself.

SPEAKER_00 39:17

So whether that's like for me, it's sleep. Like I never would wake up at 6 a.m. to go to the gym, but that's now my thing. I wish I just wish I could you have to force it though, right?

SPEAKER_03 39:31

And that's just like what it is. If you want to be able to go to the gym and feel like shit.

SPEAKER_01 39:37

Well, I can't.

SPEAKER_03 39:37

No, but I'm just saying, and I'm not just saying it's the morning thing, I'm just saying it's anything. Like if your time to work out is like two in the afternoon, then that might be 45 minutes that like you know you you don't spend with your kids for that 45 minutes, which isn't a bad thing, but there's always gonna be something. I just feel like it's coming. So if I don't do it at like an early time, it's much harder to achieve because you know, Gil's working during the day, and you know, crew sometimes he nap like when I do work out in the middle of the day, it's because he's napping, but then Lila gets home from school, and then it's like a whole, you know, depending on her fucking mood. Yeah, I know you get too busy by that time, and then you're like, Yeah, and so it's been like really hard to establish that. And like I it I don't know you didn't mean it like that, but it's like I feel it makes me feel like shit because like I do set my alarm and I'm like, I'm actually gonna do it today. And then like I set my alarm, I wake up, and then somehow I fall asleep, and I'm like, what is wrong with me? And that just makes it so wild to fake it. If that's what you want to do, where you kind of have to force yourself to be a morning person that you're not, because I'm not a morning person, you have to like it takes a long time to be able to force yourself into it. Or I was talking to Gabby about this, like join a gym that has childcare. So on the days that you're off work, you can bring your kids, they can have their time to play, and you can you don't feel like, oh, you know, my husband's trying to work and I need to go to the gym, and I'm I only have 30 minutes to get it done. You can drop them off child care and you really have that hour to spend on children. I really liked Holly's the OT fitness in Holly Springs because but like I just was I don't know why I put going there, but because they only had childcare and like for a few hours in the morning, and me, me, me, who like who I am. Oh, you just I could never like I would have like an hour, and so I always felt rushed because I had to like pick her up before the time, you know, go get her before like I ran at the time, and so I always felt like rush, but I just want to be one of those people that can sacrifice sleep, and I do sacrifice sleep. I'm fucking sitting here. Yeah you sacrifice sleep in different ways, shitty ways, different areas, and I feel like it's most of the time it's to benefit other people. Coming off a 14-hour shift is not where you should sacrifice sleep.

SPEAKER_04 42:01

No, because that is just a at that point that's like a basic human function that you need.

SPEAKER_00 42:07

But that's the hard part about trying to navigate and balance a full-time job and being a mom and getting your kids to where they need to be, and you know.

SPEAKER_03 42:18

Yeah. It just sucks because like I feel like it's never gonna be I'm never gonna be able to like be my like the self that I wanna be without someone else suffering because of that, and like I can't now that I'm a mom, I'm like, I can't, I can't do that.

Childcare Gyms And Play Cafe Solutions

SPEAKER_03 42:37

So it's like, am I gonna be like fucking depressed and miserable? Like, cause I'm not like doing what you want to do. Because like, what do you define like somebody suffering though? I don't know, like you know, Gil not being able to work or like shit like that, where like I feel guilty for taking time for myself to do something for me. And I don't know. And my like the gym was like my thing, and I just feel like I'm kind of lost right now with like who I am because that was like a big part of like that was that's what like it was my serotonin boost for the day. Like you like it was gonna be a much better day if you got your workout in. And hey, later I could start forcing you to go with me. Yeah, I'll have to horn. I'll I'll show up next to you in bed. Good morning, it's time to get up. Fog hornet.

SPEAKER_01 43:28

Good morning, Parsons. Everyone's up now. It's time to get up Cabsy.

SPEAKER_03 43:34

Yeah, that honestly, I feel like I need something like that because I also need someone to fucking tell me to go to fuck to sleep at night. My problem is that I don't sleep at all and then I can't fall asleep at night, and then I sleep late in the morning. It's like a fucking terrible cycle. I need it. I do feel like our era of just being moms, like the world is trying to. incorporate us better. Like it's not uncommon for gyms to have like decent childcare now. Where I feel like that's becoming more and more common. Where you can, you know, like even burn boot camp has like child care if that's like more your workout than that. She could buy $200 fucking dollars a month. That's true. For someone to make you really it was that expense. Taylor and I have done a lot of those like free classes together. We go once and then we're like, yeah, we're totally interested and just never come back.

SPEAKER_04 44:27

Like Katie try this crazy shit with me.

SPEAKER_03 44:30

And the fucking day we went was like cardio times a million. Yeah. And they're like and you're like exhausted and then they're like yeah it's gonna be $200 a month and I was like totally gotta go a month. But you know what I mean like all these like workout classes and gyms like it's normal for them to have child care now.

SPEAKER_04 44:49

Yeah and or they're open later or they are open earlier to kind of try to fit where they can for different people's schedules and lifestyles.

SPEAKER_03 44:58

So I mean that's one good thing or like I was telling you the other day like the play cafes are like a pretty big thing. You know like coffee shops that have like a play area too. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:13

There's one in Carrie that I've brought Charlie to a couple times and it's like pretty decent coffee or after a certain time they serve beer which is great. Okay we in there next but they have like a gate and a locked in area that's all childproof and lock them in and leave. Yeah you pay like five bucks and you can sit and enjoy a coffee and your kids can play and it's great.

SPEAKER_03 45:32

But I feel like that's becoming more popular to try to like make it that moms can feel like you're still able to do the things that you like to do but also do it with your kids. One of the things it's kind of switching gears a little bit but Dylan's been off work this week and so he's done more like during the week than he would normally do obviously and it's interesting to me because Dylan's very hands-on like he's like yeah I'll take them to wherever you know and does whatever with them but it's funny to me because I I don't find myself to be like this strict routine type mom but we were doing something and he was just like ready to go.

SPEAKER_04 46:17

So Charlie and Isla didn't eat a big breakfast and then by the time we were out for like 45 minutes they both were losing their shit and I was like it's because they didn't sit and eat breakfast.

SPEAKER_03 46:27

Yeah and I again I'm not this like strict regimented mom but I'm like there's certain things that you can't you just have to do in order to have a successful outings. Well yeah you need to know that like your kid needs to eat a solid breakfast so that they have the energy to play and do whatever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:46

I'm trying to think of a better example because there's a couple things where I'm like you just have to like kind of like think ahead and prepare ahead for what they're gonna need.

SPEAKER_03 46:56

And I think ADHD has a lot to do with that. Like obviously Dylan has ADD so do I and sometimes like I'm a very much like a I eat on the go kind of person. So like I always make sure I have like a fucking plethora of snacks and like you know to go food for my kids because Noah's starting to be like that and I'm like did I ruin you because she's not like a big meal eater. Yeah. She likes to snack throughout the day which like actually is not bad for your metabolism. But like you know babies especially they need their like solid meals.

SPEAKER_04 47:25

They need those nutrients because like they're not gonna get like that nutrition from like you know the baby foods that are like on the go and snacking but I feel like I looked at it more as like exposure thing like you know because if I work like a Friday night for example, which fuck that I never do but on a Saturday you know he they watch cartoons, watch movies, then I wake up we continue with our day but like rarely is he home on a Tuesday where it's like okay we have like her ballet class or something and he's you know has to be like okay they have to be awake and ready and plan out and stuff. So like the times that he takes them out it's easy to kind of prepare for.

SPEAKER_03 48:03

Yeah because it's more like a fun thing or there's no like time crunch. Yeah it's like oh okay like once they're up and ready like we're gonna go do this. Yeah. But just the day to day of like what you have to kind of like prepare for and think of and no but just circle back again not a morning person.

SPEAKER_04 48:20

I've never been a morning person in my whole life.

SPEAKER_03 48:22

But now that I've been waking up for the gym and then I come home and I like have a protein shake and like have a minute for yourself like put some makeup on or like wear some actual normal clothes.

SPEAKER_04 48:35

Put a bra on and then I kind of get my kids up and ready for the day it mentally I'm so much clearer than the days that I wake up to them waking up. Oh yeah. Yep. I'm like okay so it'll be like 11 and I'll be like okay I should probably go brush my teeth now. That's disgusting. Yeah that's what happens to me. And I feel gross and then I feel like throughout the day I'm like okay I haven't showered I need to put a bra on and you feel like crap.

SPEAKER_03 49:03

Yeah but becoming a morning person even when you're not like forcing yourself to wake up that 30 minutes extra to just be able to like hey I'm gonna use the bathroom by myself for like 10 minutes before my kids wake up.

SPEAKER_00 49:17

Yep yeah it's like

Overstimulation And The Weekly Reset

SPEAKER_00 49:20

life changing.

SPEAKER_01 49:20

Yeah my favorite days are when I'm up before Bowie. Like today he was up before me and I for some reason have been so exhausted lately and it was just catch up all day and he was miserable all morning for whatever reason. I think he was just constipated which on top of it and then I got to work out for 20 minutes he wakes up and I'm like how am I gonna shower? Like how am I and I just had to put him in a walker and have him stare at me while I was showering. Yep.

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Mm-hmm yeah I was like if I shower and I have crew it's like I'm just like okay well I guess I'm just gonna let him destroy my bathroom or that and then there's another thing to have to clean up behind. And I just I don't know I just feel like I'm not adding a second kid love it. Love crew he's the best but like it's been really hard for like my routine and myself and I don't know TBD. The zero to me I think we've talked about this a couple times. The zero to one was hard for some ways but the one to two at this stage where I'm at man bruh I don't like it. Zero out of ten I mean I like I really like it when I left crew's birthday party feeling like I had just took like went on a seven mile hike like I was I had to sit and like deep breathe because I was like I for the last four hours something has been touching me and it's a hundred degrees out yeah I had bug bites all over me I was like I'm doing a bug bite on your forehead I had three three of them that's why in a fucking row yeah that bug was like and I want to bite you here and then here and actually one more I was like my God Wow yeah yeah wow like overstimulated yes mom's on that note another week another one well happy home day happy home day all right remember motherhood isn't perfect neither are we laugh swear hug your kids sip your drink you're mommish and that's enough and like subscribe follow our page and support my OnlyFans yeah bye bitch