The Astrology of the X-Men

For queers the world over, few texts hit quite as hard as the X-Men. It could be because of the queer metaphors, gender fluidity, operatic melodrama, or byzantine plots. Or it’s the fact that mutant men happen to be stacked (and insatiably curious), and their lady counterparts are fearsome and chic. 

I’ve wanted to talk about this for so long! I break down the romances and real ones of the X-Men through the lens of astrology. What are the signs of Jean Grey and her counterpoint Emma Frost? How does Mystique’s devotion to Destiny explain compatibility in astrology? And could it be possible that Storm and Magneto are peas in an astrological pod? 

This one goes out to all X-fans, with or without deep astrological knowledge, and to queer cosmic geeks who might be a little X-curious. And friends, I’m dying to know how you read the charts of Polaris, Forge, Havok, and all your favorite hot-blooded mutant powerhouses. Welcome to Heavenly Bodies. I hope you survive the experience!

Write to me at Ask@Heavenlybodiespodcast.com 

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Hello, Star Child. You've tuned into Heavenly Bodies, a trip through the Cosmos with David Odyssey. I'm David Odyssey, your personal astrologer and guide, cruising through the stars and down to earth. Each week, we'll seek life's meaning in archetypes, old and new. And now, let's drop in. Now more than ever, in times of upheaval, strife, and war, I am here to deliver the episode that is so critical to our times that provides all the answers for uh where we are going and what to do next and what astrology has to tell us about the future of mankind. It is X-Men astrology. I have wanted to do this for years. Um, and I like flirted with doing it with a guest, but I'm kind of like, let me just talk. Um, this is an episode for gay people because X-Men are for gay people. So we are going to be starting with this week's card selection, uh, in which I'll be explaining a tarot card that will kind of lead us into our journey. So let me just tell you who the X-Men are, and then that'll give you some basis. The X-Men is a comic book world about uh mutants who are these uh people born into any sort of class, race, uh place on earth with mutant powers which either make them look different or afford them uh special abilities which have alienated them from society. Uh, and they form different factions and kind of schools of thought or politics, which often either coalesce or uh clash around what it is to be an outsider, what it is to be a part of but apart from society, to build one's own society, should it be through aggression and violence, is is peace and option. And within the world of the X-Men, I mean there's plenty of queerness there, but within the world of the X-Men, we have a lot of these X-Men is basically literature. It's not like Spider-Man. You have these very rich melodramatic romances and kind of character journeys, and these people who have these gifts who kind of come into themselves and go on these long sort of self-discoveries, and it involves a lot of like reflection and introspection. For that reason, we are going to be discussing this card. This is from the Aquarian tarot deck. This is the Six of Swords. The Six of Swords is Mercury and Aquarius. We see uh traditionally, we see a boat loaded with swords, and we get imagery of uh Charon, the underworld attendant who uh ferries the dead to their destination. With the six of swords, we are thinking about a sort of intellectual ideological identity passage that happens. When I pull the six of swords with people, I'm kind of like, oh, there's some sort of a silent crossing that's happening, and that's okay. Like it might just be a frequency change or a form change or a reinvention, but we might just need some time to ferry through the passageway. When we think about Mercury and Aquarius, uh Mercury, the voice, the actor, the doer, the form, Aquarius, um, the transmission, the frequency, the point, the people, the purpose. So, first of all, this card is always good for like it's kind of a connector card, and I'm usually curious about what other two cards are around it. But for me, it's relevant for X-Men because first of all, the X-Men characters and especially the X-women are constantly going through these intense makeovers. I mean, if you look at Storm specifically, where they're they go on these sort of Madonna-like journeys where they're like, I was this person, I can be her no more. This is my new code name, this is my new costume, this is my new identity. A lot of the characters will often lose their powers and need to go on some sort of a spiritual walkabout. Again, we're talking about Storm in the 80s. I'm sorry, I can't help it. Also, this happens with um Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel, Miss Marvel in the 80s, um, uh in the late 70s. So there's a lot of this is who I was, I am this person no more, now I'm seeking out who I am. Which to me, you know, uh you can say there's plenty that's queer about X-Men, but I think that aspect of like it isn't enough to just come out as mu a mutant. Most of the characters end up coming out as bisexual, or at least they're written that way. But there is this sense of constant seeking and searching and kind of like trying to find who one is spiritually, and there's a lot of transgression, and now they've gone too far, now they're turning over. So the six of swords is really about like this inner conversation about like what what's changing and what of it is conscious and what of is what of it is unconscious. Um, you know that like we love anything thematic with metamorphosis over here at uh Odyssey Studios. We're we're just gonna I mean I just can't get enough. So look. Something that happens a lot is like people think that I know about like male astrology, and I usually don't. I told I have talked about like being on some being on a well-intentioned podcast where they were trying to like drill me about celebrity signs, and they were like, What about Adam Levine? And I was like, What are you talking about? So for this reason, anyone who like likes the X-Men knows that it's all about the women. There are some great, very faggy characters. I hope we can cover them, but in the meantime, we're gonna be talking about the women. What I'm going to be doing is demonstrating these women and these X-Men characters as archetypal explorations of how the signs operate. Um, these are always fun because I think they give us a way to get to know these archetypes and how they apply, how the signs apply, what they kind of mean, how they kind of play out. So even if you're not like the most familiar with the X-Men, or if you're not the most familiar with astrology, the point is to kind of just like play around and see what these characters represent or how they act, and then what that means in terms of the sort of emotional spiritual journey of the horoscope. Uh so by the way, I would if you disagree with any of this, I'd love to know. We will read it out, unless, you know, that's only with your consent. But um, please hit us up at ask at heavenlybodies podcast.com if I am completely off on my reading. So we are going to be getting with whom else? One of the ultimate frenemy rivalry bestiana uh showdowns of all time. Who else could it be but Gene Gray and Emma Frost? Um Gene Gray and Emma Frost uh are two, especially if you read the Grant Morrison run of X-Men, and now we're really going in. They really are like the two women who are running the school. Um, and Gene is obviously the Phoenix, she is this like unstoppable, powerful force. Uh Emma is the white queen, she is this sort of like stone-cold glamour girl bitch. Jean is often thought of as like the good girl, uh, and Emma is thought of as the like ice princess. But we often see that there's like a lot of hypocrisy in the way that they're judged. I have been thinking, I've always read Jean as an Aquarius. Jean, anytime Jean is written as like a wife or mother, it doesn't quite work. Jean really is very big picture, and I mean, she becomes literally a cosmic entity who like sees the the earth from uh from a cosmic view. She is so much about the ideology of what Xavierism and what Krakoa and what the mutants are about, but interpersonally, I think she really struggles. Aquarians, I don't mean to say that aquarians are all these like dissociated robots. It's not quite that. I just think that like Jean does really well as a headmaster because aquarians are really good at like, okay, get me in there. I want to see how the whole thing works. Then I'm gonna come up with these sort of like creative solutions. And I don't know that as a teacher, she's going to be able to really connect person to person. And she is so much about the bigger saga that when you try to put her in these sort of like warm maternal roles, it doesn't quite click because Aquarius is an air sign. That again, we're talking metaphorically. If you are one of these signs, I'm not saying that you're bound to some dark cliche. I, you know, I don't want you to be like, well, does that mean that I'm not warm? No, it's not that. It's just saying these are some things she's exemplifying. The opposite sign of Aquarius is Leo. So Aquarius is so much about like the whole system, where's everything going? What does it mean? What are these ideals? And the opposite sign is Leo, which is the sign of leadership, embodiment. It's way more myopic. You are the thing, you don't need to be talking or thinking about the thing. That to me is a lot more Emma. Um, Emma really leads by example, and Emma is actually very the thing with Leos, Leos have these very big kind of public personas, but they're extremely private in real life and extremely loyal. And once you're in the inner circle, they really do care. And we see that with Emma. Like, Emma is a little bit more bombastic and even destructive, but we understand, like, I mean, there's a Lydia Tar aspect to her where it's like she, if she's your teacher, she probably will traumatize you, but you know that she actually really did like sit down with you and look you in the eyes. I don't know that Gene is capable of that. Emma, it's like we know that Emma's students are all very dear to her, and they all were very much impacted by her. Emma is also kind of like, I am going to represent mutankind at its best, which is another Leo thing. Leo is the sign of regality, um, Leo is the king sign. So there's something with with that where Emma's like, I am like, I'm gonna just show up. Like, I'm gonna fucking turn it. We see for that reason that they're kind of always going to clash, um, but obviously, like Emma is kind of a more consistent partner in some ways than Gene is. I have to say that. Um, okay. We then obviously we're just going to move straight on to uh Mystique and Destiny. Like, all right, so we have Mystique, who is the shapeshifter extraordinaire, um, and Destiny, her lesbian lover, who is a blind uh uh seer who can see the future. And they are two, they are a lesbian mutant terrorist couple. You gotta love the X-Men. There's nothing better than this. And I hope that in the movies they someday actually get this right because yeah. Um look, Mystique is a shapeshifter, and obviously one would want to go for Scorpio because Scorpio is the sign of metamorphosis and transformation and you know, uh changing shape. I am going to link these two on the Scorpio Taurus axis. Taurus and Scorpio are opposite signs, they hit six months apart from each other. They're kind of two sides of a coin. Taurus is very much I'm in the body, I'm in my body, I'm in control. I'm all there is. It's a bit more like you are the thing. Again, then we go to Scorpio, which is Scorpio is saying, like, okay, well, now there's other people involved. Do I share this power with them? Do I manipulate them? Do I control them? Are they controlling me? Uh, you know, so Mystique, I hate to say this, but Taurus does have a borderline aspect to it because we Torians are often it's very hard for us to not see beyond ourselves. Like, we're just so stuck in ourselves and in our own sense of the world as us. And Mystique really has that. Like, Mystique really, I mean, this is why she's such a shit mother to Rogue and to Nightcrawler, because she just can't get out of her own worldview, and it doesn't make sense to her that anyone would want to be any different from her. But meanwhile, there's this deep insecurity because this is a person who often changes into other people for like months at a time. That's very like that's not that's just very borderline, but also in terms of Taurus, there is this thing which is like I'm so stuck in myself that I want to get away from myself, you know. And then her lover, who I think is the perfect opposite, is Destiny. Destiny really has no problem, you know. If you in a kind of like RuPaul, who's a double Scorpio, RuPaul's drag race, or even like Ryan Murphy, who's a triple Scorpio, of like, I'm gonna put all these people into their mold and then put them into like into their archetype and have them like do the show. And mist Destiny really like does not can't really connect with anyone besides Mystique. They obviously love their adopted daughter Rogue, but they really her whole thing is like everyone is just a chess like a chess piece, like that's how I see everyone, and I don't need anyone. So the two of them are obviously perfect for each other in that regard because Mystique is so insecure that she needs destiny to manipulate her. But I just thought, like, in a in terms of Dark Taurus and Dark Scorpio, it's very there and it's kind of fabulous. I gotta say, I was thinking about cancer and cancer, which is the sign of the mother, the sign of the tribe, the sign of gestation, and kind of passing on DNA or history or lineage, cancer, which is so much about the shell and that which we carry with us, cancer, which is so much about love and giving and um wanting to provide, but almost it always kind of comes with such such a you know, like like they said on Crazy Ex Girlfriend, after everything you did I did for you that you didn't ask for. God, I mean, talk about one of the greatest characters of literature. It's really like Jane Eyre and Storm. Um, and if you read like the Chris, I'd say the Chris Claremont Storm up, and then you can skip about a few decades and then jump straight into um the Ewing Storm and you're you're good. Um Storm is so much the big sister and the mother of the X-Men. She is so much about, you know, she calls Colossus and Nightcrawler little brother, and Kitty, she says, you know, daughter who is not my daughter, like she is so much about I have to take care of everyone, which is very Cancerian. Cancerians are always down to make you a sandwich, no matter what. And are and in that that classic mode, whenever Kitty needs to get away from Storm, and whenever Kitty kind of goes her own way, uh this happens in the recent Marauders run where Storm is like, I gotta let her go, she's not mine, you know? And Storm has a lot of these in the Claremont run with Kitty, where she's like, I'm really attached to her, and she's kind of making these new connections, and she has this this new roommate, Ileana, and I and there is just this thing with her of like, I gotta let her go. And it's really hard because I think cancers want to make you the sandwich, and they're hurt when you don't come over to eat it. I also thought that Magneto was a pretty good cancer. Cancer men have a very strong armor, and they're very, they're down to be like the warrior, but they're extremely sensitive, and they can really feel I hate when people say cancers are sensitive because it's like, what do you do with that? What I mean is that there is a sense of like, well, you didn't understand me, so I don't know why I did this, and like who do I even do this for? And what was the point of all that? And like Magneto so cares for every single mutant child, but he can't properly like express that love unless it's through aggression. Like, he can't really lower his armor, and he has so much love to give, but it it gets kind of warped into this sort of well, we have to attack. It's all you know, cancer, there's so much defensiveness. Again, if you think about the shell, the shell, the shell. Um, and yeah, like Storm and Magneto have this really amazing bond uh for that reason. Um okay. Well let's talk about Magic and Kitty Pride while we're at it. Um Magic to me has magic has magic to me is definitely Magic and Kitty, I think, are are the Pisces Virgo spectrum. Uh Pisces is the sign of like interconnectedness. I've taken in all these experiences. It's very much like the DJ who can kind of like meld all these things together. Pisces has to do a lot with like suffering and then resurrection. Um, so you see uh Pisces also has, you know, it's two fish, so we're thinking a lot about duality. Pisces again, we have Jesus and Judas kind of in this dialogue. That to me is going to be very magic. Uh magic is abused and violated, and she kind of returns in this slinky, mysterious, sphinxy form, and then she keeps having these gifts reveal themselves to her that she doesn't fully understand, and some of them are there is this thing of like, I'm getting more powerful, but it's connected to my my dark side. You know, you could definitely connect her to Scorpio because she has such a relationship with the underworld and like this can you know that connection, but I think that the duality with magic is a bit more Pisces. There is this thing with her of like I have multiple sides of me and I have to keep it in check or else it's going to explode. And with magic of like, am I the victim, or am I like actually this very vengeful, manipulative, like am I gonna strike? And that happens a lot with Pisces where they can be kind of on the on the receiving end, and then suddenly they'll strike back. So also with magic, there is this aspect, you know, Pisces, it's like the potential is always there. They can do anything if they can just get out of their own way. And with magic, it's like we're seeing you tap into your power and get more and more powerful, girl. I don't really love the way magic's been written since 2012. And I think you all know what revamp I'm talking about. Um, I kinda I just they made her into like too much of a brawler, and I kind of miss who she used to be. To be. Um, but her roommate slash like look, they were definitely having some experimentation going on in that bedroom. Kitty Pride, her best friend. Uh Kitty is. I think Kitty's a Virgo. I think Kitty's somewhere on the Virgo Pisces spectrum, but I think Kitty's a Virgo. Virgo is the opposite of Pisces. Virgo is really the sign of service. They really want to be helpful. Um, and Virgo is all about like, no, like we can hone these things and bring them together. And it's a lot more technical, but Virgos really like want to help others be their best. And Virgos have this like idea of perfection, and they're really hard on themselves, but then they can be so um like graceful and helpful, and uh they really like want to make everything work, and I think like Kitty Pride has that. She has that obviously with her friends, and like obviously in God loves man kills, she really shows up for Peter in this really major way. Um, but she also I think obviously she's very good with computers, etc. But Kitty is really like what is my role on the team? What does it mean for me to be an X-M? What does it mean to be on this team? Who are we? What are we doing? Like, I think there's something about Kitty as Kitty's addition that really like puts every other member of the team into their role. And I think Virgo's really good at that sort of definition. You could argue she might be a Leo because she's so idealistic and she's so kind of heroic in that regard. Um, okay. Let's talk about two more girlies. Uh, I would say we gotta bring in my favorite X-Men, Miss Danny Moonst. I'm gonna say she's an Aries. Um, Danny Moonstar is, I mean, her first speech to Professor X, she's Native American, and when she's brought to the Xavier School and has to put on her her X-Men training suit, uh, she says, like, listen, I'm a proud Native American. I'm gonna wear the boots and the jewelry and the fringe that I want to fucking wear. And she says, I'm here to like be a part of this and to change the world, but I'm an individual and you're not going to like put me in some place. Danny, you know, Aries is so much, I gotta go it alone, I gotta, I gotta do it my way. Um, and Aries is so much like the warrior woman, the fighter, the kind of hard ass bitch. And Danny Moonstar just has that. She has this sort of lyn, this sort of um Sarah Connor quality to her. Like she really is the fighter and the hunter of the X-Men, and I think she's been disrespected. Like besides the Vidayala run, she's really been disrespected since the Zebwells run uh because she often gets sidelined, but she really is like, I'm the one. I'm gonna be the leader, like enough. Like, let's make shit happen. And you know, with the Demon Bear saga, it's her inability to ask for help. Um, that's very Aries. You know, I have to go my own way, I have to deal with this myself. And her friends say, like, we want to help you. The next Aries that I think we should talk about is Rogue. Uh Rogue, obviously, that's her name. Again, hyper independent, goes her own way. I don't need anyone, I'm alone, no one. Rogue's whole thing is that she can't be touched. But with Rogue, I think we see a lot of the insecurity of Aries, which is kind of like I'm actually waiting to be accepted, and I'm waiting for someone to like give me a chance. And all of this bravado is actually not the truth. And actually, if you really gave me a chance, I could be such an asset and like really take charge and help everyone in such a big way. But it takes so long because she doesn't know how to ask for help. Um, and it's only until Professor X and then Storm are like, we gotta give this girl a chance, and Wolverine is like, look, she took a bullet for me, you know, enough. Um Rogue also we see like rogue does really well in a partnership with Gambit because Rogue is like, no, actually, I'm ready to be supported, like I'm ready to be touched, I'm ready to be supported. Um Rogues again. This is a waste that they never did these in the in these those fucking kind of nothing Captain Marvel movies, but um Rogue has a huge dark sapphic saga with Carol Danvers, aka Miss Marvel, Captain Marvel. They're very much Captain Marvel uh Rogue steals her powers, Captain Marvel goes her own way. You know, Captain uh Miss Marvel or Carol Danvers, her whole thing is I tried to be a good superhero and I got fucked over, and now you guys don't even like you guys don't give a shit about me. She gets betrayed a lot. She feels betrayed by the Avengers, she feels betrayed by the X-Men. She has the whole dark thing with Amortis Happen, we don't need to get into, but I wanted to use her for Libra. Libra is very much what is the system and how do I need to play it? What do I need to do to like move along? And that really works, but I think Libra has this like dark side, which is kind of like, well, what happens when what is your worst fear? And your worst fear is kind of like rejection or alienation. And uh Carol Danvers goes through all these phases where she's like, I'm a pariah, I'm not gonna make it like fuck this, fuck the system, I'm leaving Earth, I'm gonna become binary. What's interesting is that she always kind of resets to being like, I mean, this is why the alias Jessica Jones series, where Carol Danvers is kind of like her mean sorority friend, who it's just like, oh fuck you, bitch. Like, I think Libra is very aware of the system and wants to like work within it. And no matter how far they go, there's always that dance with it. You know, if you look at a Libra like Carrie Fisher, it's like as much as she can critique Hollywood, she's still a part of it, and she knew that. Carol is always gonna go back to the Avengers, she's always gonna go back to the mainstream, no matter how connected she is. She isn't really rogue, you know, she isn't really going out there. Um, let's talk about. Um yeah, there's a lot. Okay. Let's just say I think Polaris is a Capricorn. I love Polaris. Polaris who's basically Magneto's daughter. Polaris who's very powerful, but I could have said by the way that Polaris is like a Gemini because she's bipolar. But I think Polaris is a Capricorn, which Capricorn deals so much with power, it deals a lot with the patriarchy, but more than that, Capricorn is very like I have this this capacity and this strength and this ability to lead, and often I don't know how to like bring that to the fore or materialize that because I don't want to be like so many of the other people around me that I see because I resent power and I don't want to be anything like my father. And with Polaris, there is that thing where it's like she's so fabulous, but she doesn't really want to lead, and she doesn't really want to like take the hit, like she doesn't really want to be that girl. Um, she really like wants to get on with her life, and like she wants to just be okay, which is kind of a very Capricornian place to arrive at, which is like okay, I just went through the whole rigmarole. What's like where do I land? What's the balance? Um, let's fit in some Sag and Gemini. I'd say Sag is going to be. Um, I mean, Sagittarius, I think Dazzler, and I also think Val Cooper, just real quickly. Like, Dazzler, she's so fabulous, she's a pop star, she's so smashing. She can't, she has these sort of like bursts of of magnitude and glamour, but I don't know that she knows how to like evolve consistently. That's a big issue with Sag, is like with uh with Dazzler. Like, how do you bring her into the next incarnation? Where does she go from here? Sag also has that. Like, unless you can think like Miley Cyrus and think about how to create a consistent career or something, there is what what my friend Dexter has said is like a shooting star aspect, which is like these great pop stars who like surge and then burn out. And with Dazzler, there is like an X-Men burnout factor where she's kind of like, Do I why am I doing this? Like, I'm already over this. Of like, okay, I'm done. Like, that was fun. I I'm on to the next thing. Um, the other Sag I think is Val Cooper. Val Cooper has a sort of Tyra Banks quality, which is like, but I was doing that, those like sick exper human experiments on America's Next Top Model because I wanted to help the girls. And Val Cooper, who's always wanting to like help the mutants, but who's actually like completely fucking them over. That's a Sag thing too. Sag is very idealistic, but if it isn't grounded in some reality, it totally goes haywire. It totally goes into like, oh, you really were so wrong. Okay. Um yeah, let's talk about Gemini. Because while we're while we're in Sag World, um I would just, I mean, this is like kind of lazy of me, but I would definitely say the two Silox, which is uh Canon and Betsy Braddock, future uh Captain Britton. Gemini is the sign of the twins. I know you're groaning, but a little bit more than that, like if you think about twinship, you think about doppelgangers and otherness and reflection, and you think about how we categor categorize ourselves in relationship to others, and I think like obviously these two women have this very intense duality, but more than that, like Canon has a very hard sense of moral desolation about who she is and who she's become, and she's very tough on herself, and I think she's looking at others to try to like make sense of who they are, and obviously that comes up a lot with Silock because it's very much with Betsy, where it's like, I'm not like her, I have to be like me, and I don't like who I am, so there's that aspect. You could probably argue that Canon is I could see her as probably Pisces too. Betsy also, you know, Betsy has uh her brother Brian Braddock. She is very much about she's also very hard on herself and very uh critical. But in the Gemini thing, there is just this thing of like, who am I and who am I not? Who are you? What do you do? What do I do? Why does that make me me? And I think Betsy has a lot of these sort of this happens with Angel when when she's in the relationship with Angel, where she's like, if you're the bad one, I don't want to be the good one. Like Gemini is always trying to categorize things on some sort of a like, you're this, I'm that. Like, these are the terms. And I think these two women really get into these situations where they're like, Am I that? Is that who I want to be? Why? Like, I think there's a really that's the sort of Gemini dance uh with the two of them that I find, you know. I I think it's more interesting to have them at least in dialogue. I'm saying I I get it. These two women kind of need to stay away from each other, but um, you know, there's definitely something there. Um let's see who else we want to throw in. All right. I also think, let's just say it, I think Monet is an Aquarius. I think Monet Aquarians can often be very stylish and very there's a lot of presentation, and then you're trying to figure out like, so what are you about? And like, where are you in this? And I think with Monet, there's a lot of that because Monet is very private, and Monet is often trying to figure out like her role in things and what's important to her, and I think that's very Aquarious, which is like she's so big, she's so glamorous, she's so heroic, but it's kind of like, who are you, girl? You know? Okay, let's we have a little time for oh, by the way, Madeline Pryor's a Taurus. There I said it. Taurus, we are the most we're sex symbols, we're controversial. Torion women always take the hit. If you look at, you know, Lena Dunham or Amber Heard, etc. etc. It's always these like women who are put on trial. Very Kate Blanchett in Notes on a Scandal. Uh Kate Blanchard's a double Taurus. Uh, very Kate Blanchett and Blues Blue Jasmine and in Elizabeth. Madeline is that where she's like, I know I'm hot. I'm gonna go as far as I want to go. If you guys aren't gonna reject me, like that says more about you than it says about me. We are always the sort of bull put on the altar. Okay, let's talk about some of the men. Um, I'll just say this men who are like really muscular, but uh are very have like kind of a difficult inner life or like an inability to communicate well, or maybe more fucked up than they put on. Sorry, this is me projecting. Cancer, hello, colossus. Okay, very hot. Uh Leo is gonna be Nightcrawler, Nightcrawler who really has that like he Leos know they've got it, like they don't need to prove that to anyone. And I think there's something with Nightcrawler, which is like he's so hated for how he looks, but he knows he's sexy, like he knows he's got it. Like, that is never a question. He knows he's got the charm, which is very Leo. Like, you can be a Leo who's just like blue with a tail, and you're like, no, no, no, I'm hot. Okay. Uh Forge is a Leo. Don't ask. Um, I think Richter, speaking of gay characters, is a Virgo. Richter, Virgos have a way, a penchant for being overly critical on themselves and overly hard on themselves, and kind of like loving to give themselves a proper lashing, and that's very Richter. He loves being in the dirt. Um, and I would actually say that I would put Firestar on the Sag spectrum where he's like, let's have fun, nothing matters. What are we talking about? Um Havoc to me actually is a perfect match for Polaris because he's also Capricorn, where he's like, No, no, no, I can't handle it. I want to be a leader, no, I don't. I'm nothing like my brother, where it's like, okay, you need to get it together. And then obviously, not obviously, but I think Bobby's an Aquarius, Iceman's an Aquarius. He needs a Leo like Emma to be like, girl, what are you doing with your life? You're obviously gay, and him to be like, oh, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. Which Emma first does, then Gene does later. Um besides that, yeah, like I could get into Moira and Xavier, but this could go on for hours. This is meant to be like an Amusbouche. The way to think about this is like when you're in a world like this and you're getting to know these characters, I think it's really fun to just play with like what is it about this character and what do they speak to? And astrology is not meant to like label or binarize anyone, but it does help you to kind of like, oh, this character embodies these sort of themes or they play with these sort of things. Um, I would love to hear your takes on these. I would also love to see your costumes of these, uh, and to just hear about like your favorite moments with these girls. I love the X-Men. I want to write the X-Men, so do without what you will. Okay. This week we need to celebrate uh our our high priestess of the week. We are celebrating the the legendary Aries who is born this week. Selina Quintania, who is an eternal eternal chosen one, star, sex symbol, but I think there is a queerness. She is obviously beloved uh by so many queer people because I think that the way she wore her sexuality and the way that she wore her joy, um, and the way that she kind of like very purely sang um is is very true to us. We can be so wild and libertinous and wear whatever we want to wear, but a lot of us have these very big, sensitive, open hearts, and I think she spoke to that uh that frisson. Selena is uh a great Aries. Uh she really like she really brought Chicana culture to uh the United States, and uh Aries often have to be the face. I've talked about this before, but if you look at like look, Sarah Jessica Parker is going to be the face of Sex in the City, Robert Downey Jr. is going to be the face of Marvel. Um Nancy Pelosi is going to be the face of the House of Representatives, whether we like it or not. Anyways, Selena Aries isn't just the warrior. It's saying, like, no, I'm gonna represent this thing and I can go the distance. Like, I'm gonna do this my whole life. Like, I'll do this however long I have to do it. And I think with her, she really it's crazy for someone so young to be able to take on that responsibility. But with Selena, we really get that. We get someone who says, like, I am I'm gonna do this, like, I get what this means. And with Aries, there is this sort of like, yeah, you're gonna, I mean, we lost Selena so young, but I think like the imagery lives forever. And again, if you look at like Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man, Sarah Jessica Parker, uh, Kerry, uh Sarah Michelle Geller, Buffy, it's like, yeah, they're you can't Joan Crawford, Betty Davis, like they are going to do something for the first time, and no one's ever going to like replace it because they broke the mold. So that's Selena. We're gonna celebrate her on this pod. Um this, trust me, this episode could have gone for three hours. Like, I could really do a girl to girl to girl bio of each X-Man. This was really me just kind of like having fun. Uh, I hope you enjoyed it. I'd love to hear ask at heavenly bodies podcast.com. Please share this podcast all over X Twitter and wherever other queer X goons abide. Um, and be sure to like, subscribe, rate, and review. We are back every Wednesday with all sorts of shenanigans cultural, political, cosmic, spiritual, um, and what have you. So if this was your first time here, I hope you really enjoyed. Uh, I have been David Odyssey. You can find me and book a reading uh at David Odyssey.com, uh, and I'm on Substack as well. Thank you so much for. Being here, and I will see you next week. Thank you for listening. This podcast is part of Pride House Media, hosted by David Odyssey and produced by Matthew Breen and Josh Rosensweig. With original music composed by Nell Balaban. 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