traveling, dating age gaps, and Harry Styles role play

we're doing a rebrand! thank you for your help in voting for our new brand colors! y'all real for that. here we're yapping about traveling, dating, stuff greyson's parents should not listen to and capping it off with some Harry Styles role play.

Transcript

SPEAKER_07 0:00

Oh, alright, ready? Let's go.

SPEAKER_03 0:02

One, two, three. Here I can do it. I can do it. Ooh, shout out.

SPEAKER_07 0:10

Ooh. Look at these colors we have going on.

SPEAKER_03 0:13

It's almost as if it was on purpose. On poppies.

SPEAKER_07 0:19

I'm about I'm about popping the jaw. If you things I'm gonna pop.

SPEAKER_03 0:24

This pussy.

SPEAKER_07 0:25

Oh, yeah, kind of same same vibe. Or this raspberry rose.

SPEAKER_03 0:31

Rose.

SPEAKER_07 0:32

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 0:33

Oh watermelon.

SPEAKER_07 0:38

Again, no one's asking us to do this. You need to wipe off your glasses, they're smudgy like. Oh, okay. No, that's not that bad.

SPEAKER_03 0:44

It's shmegma. I was deep up in it last night, if you get what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_07 0:48

Ew, when you say that, it's implicit that it's me.

SPEAKER_03 0:51

What? No, you're that's a projection. Okay. That's a projection.

SPEAKER_07 0:55

Okay, five, six, seven, eight. Welcome back to another episode of Are We Flirting. I'm Sid.

SPEAKER_03 1:01

I'm Grayson.

SPEAKER_07 1:02

And this is Are we?

SPEAKER_04 1:03

Are we flirting? Lick it. Kiss it. Punch it. Smack it. Rub it. Stop it. Okay. How do you do both? No.

SPEAKER_03 1:24

It just gotta be consistent, okay?

SPEAKER_07 1:26

Okay, wait, what parts of your mouth were you using?

SPEAKER_03 1:28

Uh all of them. Welcome to my favorite podcast on this earth. It's called Are We Flirting? I'm not done. Keep going. Is it does it will it hurt? Does it can it will it squirt? We will figure out if we're flirting on this podcast. That was so workshop.

SPEAKER_09 1:58

We'll workshop.

SPEAKER_07 1:59

I think I I figured that your beatboxing was a little bit better than mine, so it's hard to just run it in the phone. But I can't get you to beatbox and sing at the same time or talk at the same time. That's a special kind of skill.

SPEAKER_04 2:13

Welcome to flirting.

SPEAKER_07 2:16

That's actually why are you kind of low-key good at that?

SPEAKER_03 2:18

Um when I was a kid, and I Here we go. Yeah, sorry. Let me monologue for a sec here. Uh when I was a kid, I used to I had I was the type of child that I would talk to myself constantly, and that has carried over into my adult life in a way that is kind of genuinely a bit concerning. I know everybody says I'm quirky, I talk to myself. I would vocal conversation conversate with myself from a spry age of nobile child until like well, today.

SPEAKER_07 2:48

And so I don't like when you you always make comments about that. Sounds like a projection yourself.

SPEAKER_03 2:55

It's just like it was it's very loud in my ear.

SPEAKER_07 2:58

It's a thing that I do, and you know this. And you have to point out every time if I'm moving something heavy, I'm gonna grunt. And if I'm listening, I'm gonna grunt. I don't understand. Anyway, well, thanks, Grayson. Well, now look, you've made it into a career, and by career I mean you still have a full-time job, but you have to get on the bandwagon. So I think I'm gonna call your employer and I'm gonna say you have a sex podcast.

SPEAKER_03 3:21

Ooh, they would probably be into that.

SPEAKER_07 3:23

You think no? And I'll be like, and he has a nose ring in real life.

SPEAKER_03 3:27

Although I did start hard launching the nose ring in the office, I haven't seen any like people from my team yet. So that's still new. But eventually I'm not hiding it. Like if somebody from my team came into the office, then they would see it and I would not shy away.

SPEAKER_07 3:42

Do you think that you can like bring your bring your Sid to work day? Like, do you think I could come to see what you do?

SPEAKER_03 3:49

Um You can come to the office and you can like walk around. Sure. People have like brought their like friends or like sibling to the office before.

SPEAKER_07 3:59

Their wives.

SPEAKER_03 4:00

No, I don't I don't think anybody's gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_07 4:02

If we have to soft like we have to pretend that we're engaged so I can come, I'll do it. It's like when your par your partner's like you have to call their the airport for them and you're like, it's my wife, like that. We can do that if we have to. I'll do it. I'll take one for the team.

SPEAKER_03 4:18

One time when I went one time I went to the airport and uh my flight got canceled, and so I was worried that I would have to stay overnight in an airport, which I've done very many times. So I lied to the TSA agent that my fiance was went into an early labor with our child. Oh my god. And she I was like, Yeah, like I'm so sorry, this was a last-minute business trip that came up and I couldn't say no. But then all of a sudden, like our my wife or my fiance, she wasn't supposed to go into labor until two weeks from now, and we had it all planned out, and that's why I thought I was safe. And then the TSA agent was like, Oh my god, my son, my son just had a baby with his fiance. And I was like, as soon as I heard that, I was like, I'm set, I'm gold.

SPEAKER_07 5:03

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 5:04

Yeah, fully lied to this woman. She thinks she did a good thing. She got me out on the next earliest flight.

SPEAKER_07 5:08

Like God bless her.

SPEAKER_03 5:09

God bless her. God bless her heart.

SPEAKER_07 5:11

You know what's annoying is like tomorrow when or whatever Wednesday morning when I go to the airport, I won't be able to pull that shit. One of my like my fiance about to bust one, a baby, and they're gonna be like, okay, cool, so you're a lesbian woman back in the line.

SPEAKER_03 5:26

Yeah, they're gonna say, not on this flight. This is virgin, yeah. As in Mary, and Mary was straight.

SPEAKER_07 5:32

Allegedly. Allegedly. You have to make sure you say that these days. Allegedly. In an other news. Oh, also I was thinking if there was like things that are happening, we should have like a like a little new, like dun, you know, like the news sound? Punch the monkey has a girlfriend. Like, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 5:50

This just in? Like that?

SPEAKER_07 5:52

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 5:53

Dun dun, dish just in. Punch the monkey has a girlfriend, and she's a Pisces?

SPEAKER_07 6:00

I was like one of the people that got very, very upset about this monkey. And all of the comments were like, She's only using him for clout. Like, where was she before? And I just was I was like so obsessed. But I'm just happy he's happy. She seems a little bit older than him. Speaking of age gaps, have you seen Age of Attraction?

SPEAKER_03 6:17

Speaking of age gaps, no, I have not. Speaking of age gaps, uh speeching of speaking of age gaps, I forget all the time that you're older than me.

SPEAKER_07 6:24

Yeah, why is it because I act like a child? I actually, okay, do you feel like I'm more mommy, or do you feel like you're more daddy?

SPEAKER_03 6:34

Somebody unironically called me daddy this in like the last couple days.

SPEAKER_07 6:39

Who? I'll kill him.

SPEAKER_03 6:42

I don't want to say. But it was considered.

SPEAKER_07 6:44

Can you mouth it to me? Is it someone I know?

SPEAKER_03 6:47

Yeah. It was it was the person the other day where I was like, oh, this person just commented on my Instagram, and it's kind of strange. Do you remember? You don't know. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 6:59

Oh, she called you that?

unknown 7:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:01

I was like, dude, we don't know each other.

SPEAKER_07 7:04

Good. Alright, Smash.

SPEAKER_03 7:06

Yeah, but that was interesting.

SPEAKER_07 7:08

So anyway, you didn't answer my question.

SPEAKER_03 7:10

What was it? Oh, who's more mommy and who's more daddy? Yeah. Um with at risk of sounding a bit conceited, I would say I'm much more fatherly.

SPEAKER_07 7:19

To me than I am motherly to you?

SPEAKER_03 7:22

Yes.

SPEAKER_07 7:22

You think so? Or is it just lately? Because I've been having a breakdown.

SPEAKER_03 7:27

I think I think this is just a recency bias. Maybe over time.

SPEAKER_07 7:31

Who lets you do your laundry here? Who tries to clothe you? Feed you?

SPEAKER_03 7:35

I mean, to be fair, if you needed a place to do laundry, now it's you.

SPEAKER_07 7:38

I have it in unit now.

SPEAKER_03 7:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 7:41

Anyway, so we're drinking poppy, and I know what you're thinking, Cosmwanda, you ain't slick. So Grayson and I are happy to announce, and nobody cares, but we're doing a rebrand.

SPEAKER_03 7:50

We are doing a we're doing a rebrand. We're doing a rebrand before we even have a brand.

SPEAKER_07 7:56

Are we rebranding? Yes, yes, we are. So um, we're really excited about this because we have no continuity, no consistency. We've been shooting this um in our beds.

SPEAKER_03 8:08

This is now the fifth location that we have shot a podcast. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 8:13

We like to mix it up for you guys.

SPEAKER_03 8:15

Yes.

SPEAKER_07 8:15

Yeah. So here we are. So anyway, have you seen Age of Attraction? The show's fucked up. I need you to watch it because it's at like psychologically a fucked up show.

SPEAKER_03 8:25

Is this the one where it's like the people dating have like huge age gaps? And it's both like men are older and sometimes women are older, and vice versa. Okay. Can you walk me through this? Because I've seen a couple clips where it sounds crazy.

SPEAKER_07 8:40

Yeah, I people are very upset. Because I think in other shows, they like I'll compare this. I'm not a huge reality TV person, but I do, I will put it on when I just need to um like shut my brain off. It's really good, like background noise. So I feel like shows like Love is Blind, people will at least, you know, they'll make sure they're in the same proximity. Like the Ohio, this is the Ohio episode. Okay, everybody, you know, wants to actually get to know each other. It's still a ridiculous concept, and them getting married is absurd. However, this show is crazy because it's just people from all around the United States that just want to date somebody that's older or younger, but it's like logistically doesn't make sense. You know what I mean? Like somebody's gonna have to move across the United States, and then also it's like these guys will go into a room and the girl's like, so I am big reveal 22, and he's like, Oh my god. And she's like, Does that upset you? He was like, No, it doesn't upset me. Like, obviously, it doesn't upset him. He gets to like date a child, it's craziness to me. And it does none of the show makes sense, and it's like so fucked up. Like, there's one girl on there that's um that said she was celibate, and he was like, Well, you said you were celibate, but you were doing hand stuff, so like that that makes me think you're not. Like, so like basically they ended it because they won't he wouldn't like she wouldn't fuck. Anyway, so needless to say, the show's for perverts. So if you like Lolita, you'd probably love this show. Speaking of books, Grayson's joining my book club.

SPEAKER_03 10:12

Yes, and I'm we're reading, and you should too, When God was a woman. I want to understand the message from like a woman's perspective to that he can manipulate women further.

SPEAKER_07 10:26

No, I'm just kidding. But we're really excited to have a penis there.

SPEAKER_03 10:29

So yeah, I will be the first and possibly only penis at this book club. Hey, oh, what a ratio.

SPEAKER_07 10:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:34

But uh yeah, no, I probably can't say stuff like that after reading when God was a woman. So I gotta get it all out of my system now.

SPEAKER_07 10:40

Take notes, annotate. So, um, Grayson just went to Costa Rica and he came back.

SPEAKER_03 10:45

I did. Yeah, do I look tan?

SPEAKER_07 10:47

Nope. No, you still look white. Let me no. You have like a little redness in your cheeks, but I think you're getting some color from the from the lamps.

SPEAKER_03 10:55

It's because we didn't dress like clowns.

SPEAKER_07 10:57

Yeah, we didn't have time. I've been I feel like a fucking clown right now, so I feel like I didn't even need the makeup.

SPEAKER_03 11:01

Starting to look like a clown too.

SPEAKER_07 11:04

Does my makeup look crazy?

SPEAKER_03 11:06

No. Sorry, I meant like spiritually look like a clown. So I went to Costa Rica. I went to Costa Rica. Um I had a good time. There was a lot of really cool people. I met some really, really cool people. Um it was very structured, which was fine. Uh very structured in the sense that like we were up at 6 a.m. every day and then like busy doing stuff until like 9 p.m. every night. So it was very it was a lot. Uh but I learned a lot. I was able to convey a lot of information and knowledge. I was the only engineer there. I was one of like a handful of people who are like truthfully deeply based in environmental science. So like when I would just be like, hey, if you guys want to know why the land looks like this or why the mountains were formed, I can tell you.

SPEAKER_07 11:53

Because I made that as a man.

SPEAKER_03 11:57

There she go. Why w women just love cutting off men? What's that with that? Guys, that's sarcasm.

SPEAKER_07 12:08

I thought Grace was doing a TED talk because he was with TEDx.

SPEAKER_03 12:10

Yeah, I was I was it I was in Costa Rica with TEDx. I didn't realize that TED and TEDx are two different things.

SPEAKER_07 12:15

Oh, they're not brothers. Like, are they siblings?

SPEAKER_03 12:17

No. So basically anybody can do a TEDx. Literally anybody. I could do a TEDx tomorrow.

SPEAKER_07 12:23

If we should do one.

SPEAKER_03 12:24

If I had a little bit of money, if we we should do it.

SPEAKER_07 12:26

We should do it as a bit.

SPEAKER_03 12:28

That would be so funny.

SPEAKER_07 12:29

What should it be on? Comment below.

SPEAKER_03 12:31

Yeah, hey, hey, comment, hey, comment down below. Comment down below what our TEDx should be.

SPEAKER_09 12:36

What our TEDx should be.

SPEAKER_03 12:37

Um so yeah, but TED itself, like just TED, that's like the actual um like super like you have to get like approval, and there's like only a handful of facilities, and like you have to give like a 20-minute presentation.

SPEAKER_07 12:50

But TEDx, like you can just kind of roll in there.

SPEAKER_03 12:53

I think TEDx they they did say like if as long as you have like a money in a location, you can you can do it yourself.

SPEAKER_07 12:58

A money?

SPEAKER_03 12:59

Uh yes, a value of money.

SPEAKER_07 13:02

Okay, all right. Well shit. How much do we have to give them? They're like, it's just 50 grand. That's it. We're like awesome.

SPEAKER_03 13:07

I don't know. I didn't look into it, but that would be a really funny bit to do. Uh all right, I'm gonna write that down. It was it was good, it was a good trip. And you're going to Costa Rica next. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 13:15

I'm gonna go there and I'm gonna wear a patent shoe every day, but I'm not ready. I'm gonna start going to the gym tonight, though. And then I'll be good by Wednesday.

SPEAKER_03 13:22

It's like when I was did you ever do this thing when you were a kid and you had like a a pool hangout the next day where uh maybe it's a little different, some version of this where like if I knew that that was coming, I did like a hundred push-ups the night before and I was like, Oh my god, I'm gonna be jacked.

SPEAKER_07 13:35

Yeah, I think women just starve trigger warning. I mean, when I was younger, we would just like not eat for like three days. It was horrible.

SPEAKER_03 13:44

Yeah, and then like 18-year-old me would be like, is that a rib cage? What the heck?

SPEAKER_07 13:48

Hot. It's um, yeah, I I remember that. And then we would go and drink four locos, so it's like we really our body, our body was a temple. I feel like those were really the days I miss that so much. Like I miss that uh like middle school, high school core. We were drinking alcohol in middle school.

SPEAKER_03 14:06

Really?

SPEAKER_07 14:07

Yeah, it was bad. See, I but I didn't want to drink it, I just did it because they I wanted friends.

SPEAKER_03 14:11

I feel like I didn't have a very traditional high school experience because I didn't go to a party until I was a senior in high school.

SPEAKER_07 14:16

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 14:17

Yeah, and I for the most part I would go and be like sober at them, like I wouldn't get like super trash or anything.

SPEAKER_07 14:23

Oh, have to turn turn tape.

SPEAKER_03 14:25

I was pretty lame in high school, I didn't really do much. And even the parties that I did go to my senior year in the summer after my senior year. You know what was so stupid? And I'll speak on this now because I have a watermelon poppy. Shout out to Poppy. Poppy's really good, allegedly.

SPEAKER_07 14:39

Um I have to cut that out.

SPEAKER_03 14:42

No, it is. I'm joking, Poppy. It is really good. Poppy, and we know you're watching this. It is really good. I do, I do drink.

SPEAKER_07 14:48

We don't know that Poppy's watching this. We have no idea.

SPEAKER_03 14:51

Poppy, we know.

SPEAKER_07 14:52

Poppy. No, Poppy, no, Poppy, no. I was gonna say, what would you do if someone called you Poppy unironically in bed?

SPEAKER_03 14:58

Genuinely, I would stop.

SPEAKER_07 15:00

Really?

SPEAKER_03 15:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 15:02

What and and say what? You would say, say that again?

SPEAKER_03 15:05

No, I'd be like, I would say, I I'm sorry, but that is not gonna work on me.

SPEAKER_07 15:10

Really? Do you think it Yeah. Really?

SPEAKER_03 15:13

Yeah. One time someone I and this is TMI for everybody in my family who's probably watching in this.

SPEAKER_01 15:19

Mute it now.

SPEAKER_03 15:20

Mute it mute skip forward 30 seconds. Um and skip forward 30 seconds. Um no, one time uh I I went down on a woman, and this is us trying to branch out and reach our more raunchy audience. Mom and dad and and my siblings, skip forward 30 seconds from now, actually.

SPEAKER_07 15:40

All right, how about this? Pause it, um, mute it, and close laptop. Just that's it. Okay, continue.

SPEAKER_03 15:47

Uh, one time I was going down on a woman, and when I came up, when I took out when I was like I did not like the sound that just came out of your mouth. I'm sorry. I hate when I make myself laugh like that. That was horrible. Yeah, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_07 16:02

No, it's okay, thank you. Okay, continue. Now it looks like you got some color. It's bright red.

SPEAKER_03 16:07

Just like my just like a rebrand.

SPEAKER_07 16:09

Hey, we're not good at high-fiving. The one thing white people should be good at.

unknown 16:13

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 16:14

Hey, I don't want to talk about it. We'll work on it. Uh, when I came up from going down on a woman, skip forward 30 seconds from from 10 seconds ago. Um, she was like, that was fire. Immediately I was like, oh, this isn't gonna work.

SPEAKER_07 16:29

Grayson, was all this just to tell us that women are telling you it's fire and bug?

SPEAKER_03 16:33

No, this was a long time ago. The quality of my I was 11.

SPEAKER_07 16:38

Sorry. Come on. My bad.

SPEAKER_03 16:40

Um the quality in the the means of production the quality has dropped quite a bit.

unknown 16:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 16:51

Oh, you're saying the quantity in your never mind.

SPEAKER_08 16:53

Yeah, okay, mom, skip ahead 20 minutes. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 16:56

Um, what if somebody was saying poppy and then they were like uh they were like poppy and you're like, oh, that's not gonna work me. And they're like, no, can you I was just can you give me the poppy that's next to your bed? The poppy, the raspberry rose poppy. That's next to your bed.

SPEAKER_03 17:07

Speaking of speak speaking of going down on a woman, God, I love poppy.

SPEAKER_07 17:12

God, I love poppy. Okay, one time I was going down on a girl and I didn't know what to do with the biggest. Your bisexual was. I gave it up for Lent.

SPEAKER_03 17:23

There goes your flying on Virgin Airlines. Callback. All right.

SPEAKER_07 17:27

So I was I feel like I might have told you this. I was going down on a girl, and I like really didn't know what to do. It was like my first like real time. So I just started licking your um for our listener. He just stuck his fingers in his mouth. Um so I was going down with a girl and I didn't know what to do. So I literally was whipping out, like I opened my side table that has all my fix doors in it. It was just one. And I just started whipping things out and like trying them on her. I like didn't know what to do. I feel so bad to this day. Like I I could just tell she was like, oh, like it pulled, it really pulled us out of it. She did one of these. No, she was literally patting me on the head. She's like, bud.

SPEAKER_03 18:05

On the whiteboard, she wrote Pleasure to Have in Class. Did you ever get that when you were a kid?

SPEAKER_07 18:09

No, no, I never got that one. I was I was like a a good kid, but bad too. Like, because my I came from I would no, I was like a good kid, like aw, but I would like cheat on my son.

SPEAKER_03 18:21

Bro, bro was truth or dare. Bro was true or false.

SPEAKER_07 18:26

Millennials trying to use Gen Z verbiage.

SPEAKER_03 18:29

I remember chopped unk.

SPEAKER_07 18:31

Do you think I'm chopped unk?

SPEAKER_03 18:33

You're definitely unk.

SPEAKER_07 18:34

You think I'm unk? Yeah. Which does that actually mean? Enlighten me.

SPEAKER_03 18:37

Uh like uncle.

SPEAKER_07 18:39

Yeah, but like what like why am I unk?

SPEAKER_03 18:42

Well, for one, your physical age would deem you as unk. Why are you leaning forward so much? Is it because of what the thing I said? Yeah, it's because you told me I can't lean back. Me when I try to overcorrect. Um I think I think what makes you unk spiritually is uh like you're more likely to have like a glass of wine or a like a whiskey on the rocks. That's unk behavior. Um and then you host a book club, unk behavior. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 19:15

You're unk as fuck, bro.

SPEAKER_03 19:16

I know I'm okay with that. There's nothing wrong with that.

SPEAKER_07 19:18

Okay, but you you're you made it sound like I was on the unk here. Like you're unk as fuck.

SPEAKER_03 19:23

No, it takes an unk to know an unk.

SPEAKER_07 19:26

I hate it here. What other words can we can you teach me?

SPEAKER_03 19:30

Um Do you know what the Alaskan pipeline is?

SPEAKER_07 19:34

No. Is this gonna be the Alaskan pipeline in your ass or something?

SPEAKER_03 19:39

No, the Alaskan pipeline is the act of pooping in a condom, freezing it overnight, and then inserting it into an ananus, into an anus, into an anus.

SPEAKER_07 19:46

Why would you even why would you do that?

SPEAKER_03 19:48

I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 19:50

Okay. Why couldn't you do that with water or something? Like anything else. Or or like a f a freeze pop.

SPEAKER_03 19:58

What else you got going on?

SPEAKER_07 20:00

Can I um tell you the question that was asked?

SPEAKER_03 20:02

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

SPEAKER_07 20:07

Oh, someone asked us to name um name one time that we were attracted to the other person.

SPEAKER_03 20:13

Let me see that. I don't believe this. I do not believe that one bit.

SPEAKER_07 20:20

Yeah, no one has that. I gotcha. Come on. Can you answer that one time? Uh like one time when you had a moment and you're like, oh. Like, remember when I told you that one time? I was like, racing right now.

SPEAKER_03 20:33

Or when I was mansplaining history to you.

SPEAKER_07 20:36

Yeah, you were explaining something historical to me.

SPEAKER_03 20:39

Really gotta go back deep here into the um. I can't name one off the top.

SPEAKER_07 20:54

Are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_03 20:56

I d I don't I don't remember, to be honest.

SPEAKER_07 20:58

I mean, um you can't name one, even with this in your system. Even with a little bit of poppy, raspberry, rose.

SPEAKER_03 21:08

Even with some prebiotics in my system. Even with a little bit of a. Even with a little bit of 3% juice, allegedly.

SPEAKER_07 21:14

And only and only five grams of sugar. So you think it's because I'm I'm busted unk. Chopped unk. I'm chopped and chunk.

SPEAKER_03 21:23

Oh you're chunk. That is what it is when you're chopped and unk. It's what? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 21:27

That's what people are saying.

SPEAKER_03 21:29

This is how I know your unk because you've never heard of chunk. You didn't you don't know the the six seven? Like, do you get that?

SPEAKER_07 21:35

Yeah, I know that. I know that one. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 21:37

Actually, yeah, that's maybe a time when I was attracted to you. When you had the um were you something Danny V DeVito or something on the pod? It was funny. When you took the mask off and your your hair like flew. Yeah, it was fun. Um, let's see. Let me go back to our question. Okay, go ahead. Keep talking. Improv, baby. Improv, go.

SPEAKER_07 22:01

What do you call me?

SPEAKER_03 22:02

Improv.

SPEAKER_07 22:03

And then what did you say after the improv part?

SPEAKER_03 22:05

Improv. Come on, let's go.

SPEAKER_07 22:07

And then before come on. In between improv.

SPEAKER_03 22:09

Come on, let's go. Remember when you lost your phone and cried five times in front of me? Oh my god. Embarrassing. This just in dun tun. Punch the monkey drinks poppy. This just in dun tun. Punch the monkey drank poppy and he got a little intoxicated.

SPEAKER_07 22:26

Okay, please don't spread rumors about that. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_03 22:30

Allegedly.

SPEAKER_07 22:31

Could you imagine if if Punch sends you a defamation lawsuit?

SPEAKER_03 22:34

That'd be pretty funny. I wonder, what do you how do you think his signature would be written? Like Punch.

SPEAKER_07 22:40

It would just be a fist.

SPEAKER_03 22:41

Oh, I didn't even think of that.

SPEAKER_07 22:43

Yeah, it would just be drawing.

SPEAKER_03 22:44

Yeah. So if you think if Punch and his girlfriend were to get married, where would they get where would they get married?

SPEAKER_07 22:49

If Punch and his girlfriend got married? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:51

Like where would they do like a desk? Like how would they do their wedding?

SPEAKER_07 22:54

Do you know where that Scooby-Doo episode was filmed? Or movie?

SPEAKER_03 22:58

There's so many Oh. Spook the Spooky one.

SPEAKER_07 23:00

Spooky Island? Yeah, I think it'd be a spooky island.

SPEAKER_03 23:02

Okay. But like I think that he's.

SPEAKER_07 23:05

Give me the flavors. Like show me. Yeah, so I think that Punch would be he would be wearing a Trader Joe's top. Like he wouldn't want to do the traditional suit thing. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 23:14

He's like kind of like it's like kind of tropical, like Tommy Bahama. Yeah, type old guy going out of Key West.

SPEAKER_07 23:19

Yeah. And then his girlfriend, we'll call her Pisces for now. Pisces would show up and she would be wearing like a full-on dress, like she's Cinderella style, and she's like, What the fuck are you wearing, Punch?

SPEAKER_03 23:31

Oh. Yeah. So you think his girlfriend slash fiance slash. She's there for the money. She's there for the money. Do you think she's like confrontational about things too? Like, does she have a little bit of jersey in her?

SPEAKER_07 23:42

She definitely has a little bit of jersey. Well, she has a she actually has a Boston accent. Did you not hear her talk?

SPEAKER_03 23:46

No.

SPEAKER_07 23:47

Yeah, yeah. No, it's like kind of it's honestly unbecoming. Dang. Yeah. So she would show up dolled up, she has like her makeup done, and she's like, Punch, what the fuck are you wearing? And then he she also was like really weird about his mommy issues. That's why he has the doll.

SPEAKER_03 24:01

And it's really interesting that Pisces, Punch's fiance, invited two of her ex-boyfriends, but would not allow Punch to invite his super, super close ex-girlfriend of four years, and they went through almost everything together, and they only broke up because she had to take care of her mom who was dying of mesothelioma.

SPEAKER_07 24:20

I forgot about that. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Well, she also didn't let his sister come because they got into a fight before the wedding. Yeah, it was very much like um David Beckham family drama. Like very similar.

SPEAKER_03 24:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 24:33

It was really crazy. So I think that their wedding. I did you get invited?

SPEAKER_03 24:37

No, of course not.

SPEAKER_07 24:38

Alright. Because you and Pisces.

SPEAKER_03 24:41

Yeah, we have a history. Who do you think said that was fire when I came up from air?

SPEAKER_07 24:45

And that's a callback.

SPEAKER_03 24:47

And that's a callback.

SPEAKER_07 24:48

Wow. I really honestly am picturing like the most beautiful wedding. If somebody can AI, I'm just kidding. We want real artists.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

Yeah, if somebody can hand draw Punch and Pisces getting married on Spooky Island, and Pisces looks like a bitch.

SPEAKER_07 25:02

And Pisces looks like Cinderella and Punch looks like a Trader Joe's employee. Let me know.

SPEAKER_03 25:08

Hit us in the comments. Comments. Hit us in the comments.

SPEAKER_07 25:10

And then also where we should do our or what we should do our TEDx on.

SPEAKER_03 25:13

Yes. One thing that came up in Costa Rica that was uh mildly frustrating was uh we played this game, it was like three questions or whatever, and like it it gave some like elaborate backstory as to like who you are, what you're looking for, and like what you want your partner to be or something like that. They were talking about what's your favorite color. You ever have somebody tell you their favorite color, but it's like not descriptive?

SPEAKER_06 25:39

Explain.

SPEAKER_03 25:40

So like when I tell you my favorite color, um Which is I said deep black.

SPEAKER_07 25:48

That is not a color, Grace. Yes, it is. That's not a color. It's a shame. It's the absence of color.

SPEAKER_03 25:54

It's actually the absorb absorption of color. White reflects all. That's the absence of color.

SPEAKER_07 25:59

Thank you. This is why I don't f engineers anymore. No, I'm just kidding. Um, I'm just kidding. Redacted. Um, anyway, deep black is not a color.

SPEAKER_03 26:11

So that's what I said. Um but the whole point of this, what I'm trying to make.

SPEAKER_00 26:15

You didn't let me get there.

SPEAKER_03 26:17

So the whole point of this that I'm trying to make is like, I was like, no, like I want you to explain it to me. And people were like, What do you mean? It's just blue. And I'm like, no, like where explain this to me in a way that I've seen it before and I just don't realize.

SPEAKER_07 26:30

I appreciate that you care about that attention and detail that's special.

SPEAKER_03 26:33

Well, it's cool. I like when people are able to describe that stuff. Yeah. Like, for example, I said well, I didn't say this because I thought of it after, but I said a deep black, all-encompassing, like something that absorbs everything and there's it's null, it's void of everything. Um, because it's absolute. That was the word I was like, it's absolute.

SPEAKER_07 26:50

So vodka. Absolute vodka. Put the shit on everything.

SPEAKER_03 26:53

We mix absolute vodka with poppy. We get crunk. Poppy, we get crunk. Uh we get down and we listen to funk. Uh poppy, we get crunk. Hey.

SPEAKER_07 27:05

Talk to him.

SPEAKER_03 27:06

Oh. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 27:07

Talk to him. No, keep talking. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 27:10

Poppy. Poppy. Poppy, we get down, we get crunk.

SPEAKER_07 27:14

If I had tits, I'd be unstoppable.

SPEAKER_03 27:16

Why do you say that?

SPEAKER_07 27:17

Because I don't have them, and I know that if I did, then I'd be too powerful. Don't you think? Could you imagine if I had a set of knockers? Like that one person ever.

SPEAKER_02 27:26

Every night before I go to bed. Stir up at the ceiling and they look back at me.

SPEAKER_07 27:31

You you every night before you go to bed, you think about what I would be like if I had knockers and you stare up at the ceiling and the ceiling. She's much more confident now.

SPEAKER_02 27:39

Good for her.

SPEAKER_07 27:42

I really think like I'm packing. Okay, I feel like people that have no tits, and then people that have tits, like it's grass is always greener. But anytime I'm trying on a bathing suit, like it was a bunch of us girls getting together before this trip, and we were all, I was like, me, Jayeli, Lauren, Joanna, Nina, all getting ready, like all trying on bathing suits. And I was like, this is like this is just like such a cliche. We're like, you try this one on girls gonna look so good on you. Like, oh and literally, no, don't hold on now. Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_03 28:15

We'll be right back.

SPEAKER_07 28:18

Um, and it was just so funny because like I would try something on, and then I'd be like, okay, they're like, who's that little guy? And then Nina would try something on, and they're like, oh my gosh, like your butt looks so good. And then Lauren would try something on, and it was like the same top, just it was like two different experiences, you know what I mean? But um, yeah, so I'm not really looking forward to it. Wearing a bathing suit for that many consecutive days.

SPEAKER_03 28:39

How many people are going on this trip? Other than just you and Nina.

SPEAKER_07 28:41

No, it's just me and Nina, but we were all just trying on bathing suits.

SPEAKER_03 28:43

Oh, gotcha. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 28:44

Because that's what girls do when they have sleepovers, they all try on bathing suits. Last night we were doing makeovers together. It was so cute. Yeah, how did that go?

SPEAKER_03 28:50

Tell me about that.

SPEAKER_07 28:51

It was so cute. I was like, men need this. Men need more book clubs, and men need to like have like think about how intimate that is of a night. Don't make a joke about it. But like we're leaning there and like we're just doing each other's makeup, and it's like, oh my god, you look so beautiful. And yes, of course you have to interrupt me. Man, nope.

SPEAKER_03 29:06

I'm waiting my turn. That's when my hand's raised. You decided to interrupt yourself. Uh wait, hold on one second. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_07 29:11

I just want to see if anybody else has a question.

SPEAKER_03 29:13

Fuck, nobody else has their hand raised.

SPEAKER_07 29:15

Grayson.

SPEAKER_03 29:16

Oh, thank God. My arm was getting tired. Um, I would argue that men do have makeover nights, but it's it doesn't look like that.

SPEAKER_07 29:25

But it's core flat and a little football.

SPEAKER_03 29:27

But it's but it's like we we have a couple of coors lats and we're playing Fortnite and we we're talking to each other on the headset because we don't fucking hang out.

SPEAKER_07 29:34

Yeah, but that's the thing. Men talk next to each other and women talk next to each other.

SPEAKER_03 29:40

Whoa. You just opened my eyes. Are you being sarcastic? No, that is actually a very good thing.

SPEAKER_07 29:44

I know I just learned this the other day. When they're having conversations, they talk like side to side where women talk face to face. And like think about it. If you're at a party, it's like, like, girls aren't talking to each other like this, but guys are. And just think about that level of intimacy right there.

SPEAKER_03 29:57

Yeah, no, that is very intimate. Yeah. So I think But makeover night was good.

SPEAKER_07 30:01

Makeover night was so good.

SPEAKER_03 30:02

Nice.

SPEAKER_07 30:02

It was so good. We had we had a little meal together, we had a little makeover together, and nobody wanted to go home. And I didn't want anybody to go home. I want to sleep over every night with my best friends.

SPEAKER_03 30:11

Did anybody have a crush on me?

SPEAKER_07 30:13

You weren't brought up, Brandon was. God, he wins again.

SPEAKER_03 30:18

Stock is down.

SPEAKER_07 30:20

Yeah. Stockholm syndrome.

SPEAKER_03 30:23

Oh, word association.

SPEAKER_07 30:24

Me to you.

SPEAKER_03 30:25

Stock home syndrome. Stock home syndrome. Stock home syndrome. You're just Stock Home Syndrome. A Stock Homer. I already started. Stock Home Syndrome. Okay, Stock Home Syndrome. A Stockholm Syndrome. Girl, you got with them.

SPEAKER_07 30:39

Speaking of Stockholm Syndrome, Ruby Rose has been strutting it. I don't know. I saw this video of her catwalking, and I was like, I was, it was the best thing I ever saw. Okay. Would you have sex with Ruby Rose?

SPEAKER_03 30:50

Can I ask a follow-up question? Who is Ruby Rose? I don't know who that is.

SPEAKER_07 30:55

Wait. That's not Gypsy.

SPEAKER_03 30:59

Oh, Gypsy Rose.

SPEAKER_07 31:01

Wait, Ruby Rose, I think she's from. Orange is the new black.

SPEAKER_03 31:04

I think Ruby Rose. Isn't Ruby Rose That sounds like a superhero name.

SPEAKER_07 31:09

Wait. I'm pretty sure she was. Yeah, she wasn't. She was the lesbian and Orange is the new black.

SPEAKER_03 31:14

Oh yeah. Oh, she was in Pitch Perfect 3.

SPEAKER_07 31:18

Was she? I hate to do that.

SPEAKER_01 31:20

She was like the uh Please don't stop the please don't stop the please don't stop the music. Please don't stop the Get in Lane. I'm making my way over to my favorite place. Yeah. Who knew?

SPEAKER_07 31:47

That you be out here looking like you do.

SPEAKER_03 31:50

That's how he sings it.

SPEAKER_07 31:51

No, I know. It just really made me happy that you knew all that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:55

Well, my mom loves the pitch perfect movies.

SPEAKER_07 31:56

She does.

SPEAKER_03 31:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 31:57

Mom, shout out.

SPEAKER_03 31:58

Shout out, mom. Hope you didn't listen to the part where I talked about going down on a woman.

SPEAKER_07 32:03

Where's your favorite place to go down? That was me trying to ask follow-up questions earlier in the interview.

SPEAKER_03 32:09

Like, I'm like, So, where's your favorite place to get an abortion?

SPEAKER_07 32:14

Now I have to cut that out. You love giving me editing work. I had to do an interview earlier with a girl, and she was the funniest person ever. Shout out to Tess. She was so good, but like I've never ever caught off guard if somebody asks uh or somebody answers a question. Like, usually I'm the unhinged one where someone doesn't know what to say to me, except Chris. He like somehow always knows what to say. Oh yeah. Yeah, oh yeah. That was good.

SPEAKER_09 32:38

Shout out to Chris. Love you, buddy.

SPEAKER_07 32:40

Shout out to Chris.

SPEAKER_09 32:41

Shout out Chris.

SPEAKER_07 32:42

Chris. Um, so anyway, but she was so funny and so quick. Like, I thought it was just joke after joke after joke. I was in awe of her. I literally was like, what are you doing after this? I need to know you more. But I had no questions that I could ask her. So these these street interviews, they're crazy, huh?

SPEAKER_03 33:01

Yeah. How was that? How was your experience? Was it just her?

SPEAKER_07 33:04

Yeah, it was just her.

SPEAKER_03 33:05

Dang.

SPEAKER_07 33:05

Yeah, I went out there on the town. And then I spent money I didn't have on the cutest handkerchief.

SPEAKER_03 33:11

Bro bought a handkerchief?

SPEAKER_07 33:13

Unk behavior, bro.

SPEAKER_03 33:15

Unk's crying so much she needs a vessel to wipe her tears into. Okay. Dating advice help. Shout out to Perfect. Hey Grayson, love the podcast. This is from a year ago. So I met a guy two months ago. This would be a year and two months ago. While traveling, and we really hit it off. I've seen him two more times since then, including spending four days in Italy with him. We both really like each other. The problem is that he's going east, traveling through Europe and Asia. Let's hope he's still alive. Uh while I have to go back to the US soon in June of last year. Plus he's from England. Yikes. So it's not like we will ever end up back in the same area together unless we try to. I don't want to ever s I don't want to never see him again, but I'm not totally sure if he would want to try and meet up again before I go home, and I'm scared to tell him that I want to in case it pushes him away. Do I go for it because there isn't really anything to lose and we may as well try, or do I just appreciate what it was and try to move on?

SPEAKER_07 34:10

Grayson, why did you pick like such an oddly specific one from a year ago? Like, why couldn't you pick pick one that's like, oh, like fun date ideas in I don't know, New York or something like that? Like you picked the most specific one that is like time sensitive.

SPEAKER_03 34:25

Here's the thing. If you can't take nuggets of gold from some little estuary or riverbank and turn it into a pot of gold elsewhere, you always have to bring it up. Maybe you should uh maybe you shouldn't be mining in the first place.

SPEAKER_05 34:41

So what would you do?

SPEAKER_03 34:44

Here's the thing. If I am on a an extravagant vacation or trip and I meet somebody that I really like and we hit it off, um this has actually happened to me in the last like year or so. I just so happened to have like a night out or yeah, like a night out with somebody, and we really hit it off. This was like, I don't know, probably a year ago by now, but uh, we just happened to like really hit it off kind of accidentally. We were introduced through a mutual friend, and we were just kind of both not alone at a party, but like we were the only people we really wanted to talk to, and I understand that this is like very small scale of what you're talking about, bleep, because I I already said your name and I'm not gonna say it anymore. But like you, if you hit it off with somebody, that's it, you can just have a beautiful night or a beautiful in this case vacation with somebody, and that's all it is, and then you can move on and be fine. You can I'm a big fan of like well, I guess not so much anymore, but as of January. Formally, formally, like you can have you can share little moments of your life with people and it be a beautiful moment, and then you never see them again, and that's totally fine.

SPEAKER_07 35:54

I 100% agree. Genuinely. Okay. I think that that's so important. Like, I think we like have there's a reason why we bump into certain people at certain times, you know, like small little interactions you have, especially with traveling. Yeah, like there's so many beautiful people I've met. I actually made a travel journal about that. Whoa, like little little people.

SPEAKER_03 36:12

I'll be like, oh, um people we meet on vacation. Somebody should write a book about that.

SPEAKER_07 36:16

Wait a minute. Um, like I'll be like, oh, Antonio from this little restaurant in Rome, like blah blah blah. He we had this funny interaction and it's like become my little stranger's journal. I think it's so magical.

SPEAKER_03 36:27

Oh, strangers journal. I kind of like that idea.

SPEAKER_07 36:30

Thanks. So start go analog and start journaling about the people that you meet. Because it is really cool to go back and be like, oh, I forgot we met this incredible person, you know, if they're not a consistent character. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:41

But I don't think it really needs to mean and then in the future, you can tell when I when I reach like a string of funny moment, because like I immediately start like laughing. Yeah, and then in the future, when your partner finds the stranger journal and they're like, Who's Antonio? And why did you describe him as having a horse cock?

SPEAKER_07 36:56

Oh, yeah. Yeah, don't well, don't describe that.

SPEAKER_03 36:58

Yeah, don't do, don't write that down. That's forever.

SPEAKER_07 37:01

And you should never ever describe your pe a man's penis to another person that you're dating that also has a penis.

SPEAKER_03 37:07

Yeah, that will literally leave them with scars for years in advance. Speaking from experience.

SPEAKER_07 37:13

If you're a woman and you want to go ahead and brag about a Venex' penis to your current lover, don't. Just don't do it.

SPEAKER_03 37:21

You might you might end up hurting him forever. Poppy.

SPEAKER_07 37:25

I can't believe you forgot my suitcase. I'm so upset.

SPEAKER_03 37:29

So Sid, let me borrow her suitcase for Costa Rica because I don't have a medium-sized vessel to put it in the case.

SPEAKER_07 37:34

He loves word of the day. Vessel. Second time you used it. Really? Ten minutes, yeah. Oh wow. Remember, you said a vessel for me to wipe my tears with? It makes sense, but I didn't stop you. Okay, anyway. So Grayson doesn't have anything. No offense. But he doesn't have a bed, he doesn't have a couch, and he doesn't have um a television, a TV stand, he doesn't have any silverware, so he definitely doesn't have a medium-sized suitcase.

SPEAKER_03 38:01

It feels like almost like a Dr. Seuss book because it's like what doesn't Grayson do. He doesn't have a television, doesn't have an X-ray vision, doesn't have television, doesn't have X-ray vision.

SPEAKER_06 38:13

You said X-ray vision?

SPEAKER_03 38:15

I don't know. We gotta get better at that part. I hate I it I always get so jealous when people are able to like quickly rhyme things on podcasts.

SPEAKER_07 38:22

You know what the thing is? Editing magic, we can lie. So take your time.

SPEAKER_03 38:27

And we're back. So we just came up with a with a wrap that we're gonna do right now. We definitely didn't come up with four minutes of material to do now.

SPEAKER_01 38:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:35

And go.

SPEAKER_01 38:39

Alright. Pizza doesn't have a TV. He doesn't have a bed. Doesn't have a mattress. Doesn't even have the doesn't have a suitcase. My suitcase! My suitcase! Doesn't have a shabba or a towel or a hot water.

SPEAKER_07 39:00

And those are the things that Grayson doesn't have in his new boy apartment. Yeah. He's starting a series called Grayson's new boy apartment.

SPEAKER_03 39:06

But building the boy apart The Building of a Boy Apartment. Yeah. By Grayson Hosell.

SPEAKER_07 39:11

I'm really excited because it's gonna be like 5% Grayson and then 95% of the women in his life helping him curate a beautiful space. And comment below things that Grayson should put in his apartment.

SPEAKER_03 39:22

Yeah, comment below. The wackier the better. I need to know what my apartment should contain.

SPEAKER_07 39:26

The wackier the better. They're like five foot tall Harry Styles cutout. Like, what do you mean the wackier the better?

SPEAKER_03 39:36

We think Harry Styles is wacky. In his return, are you really gonna be blasphemous like that?

SPEAKER_00 39:41

Harry Styles, I'm sorry for the six asset bet you want this big. I am so very sorry.

SPEAKER_03 39:48

Should we do an improv scene and then we'll call it?

SPEAKER_07 39:52

Okay, I'll be um you you be Harry Styles. I'm just kidding. No, no, I can do that.

SPEAKER_00 39:57

And I'm gonna be somebody that talks like this because I like this voice.

SPEAKER_03 40:00

Okay, what sh okay, so I'll be Harry Styles. You'll be somebody that talks with that voice because you like talking with that voice. Um I am at a uh ice cream truck and I'm ordering, and you are trying to tell me that they're out of whatever I want.

SPEAKER_00 40:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 40:18

Okay. O'Mari. I'm just trying to um I'm always.

SPEAKER_07 40:24

Wait, Grayson, this is really good. What the fuck? Wait, is it actually you're just locked in there.

SPEAKER_03 40:29

It's almost like I have two classes of improv 101 under my belt.

SPEAKER_07 40:32

Continue.

SPEAKER_03 40:33

Was this is this actually good? Yeah. Okay, alright.

SPEAKER_07 40:36

If I close my eyes, I'm like suddenly attracted to you.

SPEAKER_03 40:39

O'Mari. That's how he says his name. It's fucking I love him.

SPEAKER_07 40:42

Don't you say a bad thing about him.

SPEAKER_10 40:44

O'Mari. Uh no, thank you, love. Um, I'll do uh.

SPEAKER_07 40:52

You got a whole lot behind you.

SPEAKER_10 40:54

Oh, I'm sorry. Can I do uh Spongebob, please?

unknown 40:58

But we don't do that here anymore.

SPEAKER_10 41:01

What's that, love?

SPEAKER_07 41:04

I'm nervous when he calls you a pet name as Harry Styles.

SPEAKER_09 41:11

Um new foreplay on the God.

SPEAKER_07 41:14

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_03 41:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 41:16

How much can I pay you to do that? I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_03 41:19

Uh what's that? You know, hey, scene. What's that service that uh where they have like people come in and they read like smut audiobooks and it's their voice? Rob Roush just did it.

SPEAKER_07 41:31

Oh yeah, yeah. I don't I don't know what it is, but I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_03 41:34

Harry Style should do one. That would make like$10 million.

SPEAKER_07 41:37

You should do one. You think so? It'll make like$300, and it'll all be me. Um, you should. That actually be like kind of a side quest. Ready, like I want you to read read the sodas back part, like in there.

SPEAKER_03 41:54

In my actual voice?

SPEAKER_07 41:55

In like in like a voice that you'd be reading. Yeah. So I like when we do things together.

SPEAKER_03 42:03

Soda's back. Put your camera in 0.5x because this super refreshing, oh so juicy and lightly floral flavor belongs your n belongs in your it belongs in your next photo, dump. Slay. Is that what it's like? Oh my god. With 5G of sugar ingredients you can love and pre-bi you can love and pre-biol.

SPEAKER_11 42:26

It's it's already a total star. Pour in your fanciest glass and watch it steal all your attention.

SPEAKER_07 42:37

Okay, you have me in the first half, but wait, let me try it.

SPEAKER_11 42:40

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_07 42:41

Soda's back, but better. Ingredients you can love. Prebiotics, infused with apple cider vinegar. Poppy.

SPEAKER_03 42:51

You do have a voice actor's voice. Like you could you could literally do like Could you smash that voice? Uh no. But like you could do commercials.

SPEAKER_07 42:59

Did you say no or no? I'm gonna go with the latter. Sorry, guys.

SPEAKER_03 43:06

No, I'm gonna say no, but you do have like that very good voice actor's voice. Like you could definitely read commercials.

SPEAKER_06 43:12

Oh my gosh, thank you so much, Grayson. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 43:15

Well, what other scene could should we do?

SPEAKER_07 43:17

Okay, I still like you as Harry Styles because it kind of turns me on. So I think we should do that.

SPEAKER_03 43:20

Alright, okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_07 43:22

But I think that you just came in on a UFO.

unknown 43:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 43:26

So you're you're an alien.

unknown 43:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 43:28

Oh, I'm an alien and I'm Harry Styles? Yeah. Or I'm just an alien.

SPEAKER_07 43:31

You're an alien that is Harry Styles. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 43:34

Okay. Alright.

SPEAKER_07 43:35

And I still work at an ice cream shop. But underneath the ice cream shop, have you seen spy kids? Okay, picture like that underneath the floorboards. Like not the kids. Like their dungeon part. And then I have a special little vessel board of the day. That I jump inside of, and then I can go really fast. And I'm also a mermaid. And scene.

SPEAKER_10 44:02

What the fuck? More ice cream for me.

SPEAKER_03 44:09

I'm I'm Harry.

SPEAKER_06 44:13

I'm also British now. What are those two things that are peeking at the sides of your head? Like little.

SPEAKER_10 44:19

Those are remnants from our hair transplant. You're gonna have to forgive me, love.

SPEAKER_07 44:24

I don't know if we can do this anymore. I'm really attracted to the voice. Like I gotta be so honest. It's actually making it weird.

unknown 44:35

Open up the floorboards.

SPEAKER_10 44:45

Are we still in the scene?

SPEAKER_07 44:48

Yes, you're coming with me.

SPEAKER_03 44:50

Where are we going? Why you keep slurping into the microphone?

SPEAKER_07 44:56

Because I'm also eating an ice cream cone. This isn't a microphone, it's actually an ice cream cone.

SPEAKER_10 45:04

Oh my god. Yeah. Your driving's a bit erratic.

SPEAKER_06 45:07

Alright, do you mind holding the wheel?

SPEAKER_10 45:09

Yeah, but well, it's I'm more used to driving like this in the UK.

SPEAKER_07 45:13

Alright, hold on. Now I'm outside.

SPEAKER_06 45:20

I just wanted you to watch me do some tricks.

SPEAKER_11 45:23

That's great, but you really should get back in the car.

SPEAKER_06 45:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 45:27

Let's first watch this.

SPEAKER_03 45:41

What are you doing? Antsy. And you're welcome.

SPEAKER_07 45:45

We're gonna have to fix them post a lot. And there's gonna have to be a lot of effects. There's gonna have to be a lot of effects.

SPEAKER_03 45:51

Oh, great. There goes our final size. It's gonna take 10 years to upload again.

SPEAKER_07 45:56

I'm gonna spend all of the budget on CGI. That's fine. The budget that doesn't exist yet.

SPEAKER_03 46:02

Yet. Poppy.

SPEAKER_07 46:04

Uh say a prayer to Poppy Gods.

SPEAKER_03 46:06

Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_07 46:07

Okay. Poppy Gods, if you can hear me right now, we love you and we've always loved you. I've always been saying that. As long as I was a little guy, I remember thinking, is there something that I could put inside my body? It's Poppy.

SPEAKER_06 46:25

Grayson, it's your turn.

SPEAKER_03 46:26

And if I can follow up from that message, oh Poppy Goddess. Um I just want to say, gathered we are here today.

SPEAKER_04 46:35

She her Poppy. She, her, Poppy.

SPEAKER_03 46:38

She, her, Poppy. Um, we are gathered here today, humbly in your presence, to just I mean really give thanks to thee, Poppy, because without you, we would not be filled with your essence. We wouldn't be filled with your your your liquid, we wouldn't be filled with um your your pre that y your your pre that we that we so humbly want and love. Your eyes are still closed. Not now, my eyes are still closed. I'm giving a a a prayer here. And so, oh goddess poppy, we just want to say we love we love when you fill us up with your pre, with your post, with your during. Uh it's really it really is your liquid that we love. Thank you, goddess of Poppy.

SPEAKER_07 47:32

I have to use the restaurant. Well, that's all the time we have. Um tune in next time. Uh hopefully we already rebranded, but to receive different things that we're gonna try.

SPEAKER_03 47:44

If you had 23 bad hours today, I hope the hour you spent with us was Are We Flirting? That's how I ended the happy road.

SPEAKER_07 47:53

I like that it's almost something.

SPEAKER_03 47:54

Yeah. But it's there. We can workshop it. Yeah. We can workshop it.

SPEAKER_07 47:57

We'll fix it a post. All right, guys, thanks so much. I'm Sid.

SPEAKER_03 48:01

I'm Grayson.

SPEAKER_07 48:02

And this is Are We Flirting.

SPEAKER_05 48:22

No. My headset died, I can't hear anything. No, did it? No.