SPEAKER_03 0:00

Welcome back to another episode of Are We Flirting. I'm your host and I'm your host, Grayson.

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People are gonna think they're watching the same episode because that's been the intro already for two of them. Um, Grayson's pissing me off today.

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I am I'm on one, guys. I feel so violently ill right now.

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Grayson, tell tell our listeners how you got so sick. I'm gonna start a tally for every time you piss me off. You know how little kids, when they're sick, they don't know when to stop moving. So your mom's like, hey, you know, you just had a fever, you were just growing up. Why don't you like chill for a second and not run around? Every time you start to feel better, you like jump around like a toddler. What is that?

SPEAKER_03 0:51

I don't know. Maybe I maybe I enjoy the pain, maybe I enjoy the struggle. Um so the reason why I feel disgusting and horrible and hung over is because I did uh like a Zoom session with my childhood friends last night for four hours, and I just drank the entire time. And I blacked out, inevitably, and I woke up this morning at 7 a.m. on the floor of my bathroom.

SPEAKER_08 1:17

Yeah, so I was I was super curious how Grayson got so sick. I was like, bro, where did you go last night? And he's like, Bro, I didn't go anywhere. I was on Zoom, and I'm like, that is I didn't leave.

SPEAKER_03 1:32

Yeah.

unknown 1:32

Yeah.

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So anyway, that's what I'm dealing with today.

SPEAKER_03 1:35

Yeah, now Sid's mad at me for something.

SPEAKER_08 1:36

No, he's been pissed. Is this mic going in and out?

SPEAKER_03 1:38

No. I can hear it. Okay.

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He's been pissing me off all day.

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So he's just got here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:45

Well, also, I was like, bro, we said 7 30, and you're like, I'm gonna get there early, and I'm like, no, and you're like, we can just hang out for a little. Like us hanging out is me going, yeah, like he just wanted to moan in the presence of somebody else, and he keeps running in and out of my bathroom. So anyway.

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I've been on all fours here in Sid's bathroom.

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As my personal ottoman.

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Yeah.

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So anyway.

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If randomly this cuts out just in the middle of nowhere, it's probably because the vomit is coming back, and I'm like, hey, I need to take a pause.

SPEAKER_08 2:15

Yeah. You take that space king. Thank you.

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So what do you have on the agenda for us this week? Well, up first, the reason why I grabbed my phone was because to talk to talk about why we're chilling. Which we already did.

SPEAKER_08 2:27

So and then the second one was there more to that?

SPEAKER_03 2:30

Awesome. The second one was talk about the Zoom meeting. So we got that covered in the first five minutes. Now, because of my hungover uh status this morning, I did not make it to my improv class.

SPEAKER_09 2:43

Yes.

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And this is the improv class that Sid and I are now taking together. Um, so I wanted to talk about I know we talked about it a little bit.

unknown 2:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 2:51

We've been kind of yeah, so I Grayson didn't come today. I was there all by my myself. I've been trying to decide whether or not we should pretend that we don't know each other.

SPEAKER_03 3:02

I may have let the bag slip already that. What did you say? Uh week one, the teacher was like, is it when they were taking attendance, they were like, hey, is there a Sid here? And I was like, Oh, she's not, she can't make it today.

SPEAKER_08 3:17

Okay, well, maybe we everybody probably forgot.

SPEAKER_03 3:20

Yeah, that's true.

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So I think we should just go into it and we should just act like we don't know each other. Oh my god, but like imagine us as scene partners.

SPEAKER_03 3:26

Yeah, no, it would be we wouldn't I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. Oh, really? Yeah.

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We definitely will. We'll be fine.

unknown 3:32

I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 3:33

So anyway, we're doing an improv class together. Um I just went for my first class today. I snuck into 201. Um, I've been on kind of kind of a uh consistent breaking the the rules thing, huh?

SPEAKER_03 3:45

What else have you broken the rules about then?

SPEAKER_08 3:47

It's funny you ask. Um, so I have a warrant out for my arrest. Oh, yeah. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_03 3:53

Let me add this to the structure real quick. Yeah, so why don't you give us some details about that there, Sidney?

SPEAKER_08 3:58

So allegedly, am I allowed to talk about this? I'm gonna have to look this up after. But yeah, anyway, the police showed up at the the home of my parents' house and said, um, we're looking for a Sidney Matthews and quite literally had an arrest warrant for a ticket that was run. Why why I sold my car, and the person that I sold my car to ran it before they switched the title. So that's what I'm dealing with now.

SPEAKER_03 4:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 4:21

So fraud is what I'm dealing with.

SPEAKER_03 4:23

Yeah, basically the Philadelphia police found out she's claiming Bristol PA.

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Don't mess around in Bristol PA.

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Basically, the police of Pennsylvania found out she is cosplaying as a bisexual, but she's only ever had boyfriends. And they were like You love saying this. They were like You love saying this. Take her in, folks.

SPEAKER_08 4:42

No, they literally told my stepfather that they just arrested an elder elderly woman a few weeks prior for the same offense and had her in a holding cell. And I just thought that would be crazy lore.

SPEAKER_03 4:56

Like a a holding cell? It'll be nice to be held.

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I want to be held. I was like, oh my god. The only thing that I don't fuck with is the toilet stitch.

SPEAKER_03 5:04

Here or in jail? Both. Okay. Yeah. I don't know if I can drop trout in front of a bunch of random folks.

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I'm picturing you like in the holding cell today. You're like, mmm, I ain't probably anybody even in ginger tablets.

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I just have I'm spewing diarrhea out of my ass for everyone to see.

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What do you think? And I don't want to hear have a response. I really want you to think about this. What you would be like in jail. Like day day one in prison. Let's lay out the scene.

SPEAKER_03 5:34

Well, based on the very limited Oh, my stomach. Based on the very based on the very limited information and knowledge I have about jail that's only come from like movies and shows. Shawshank Redemption. Yeah. I would my first day in how how long am I there for?

SPEAKER_08 5:51

This is just day one. You don't you alright, we'll use my dad's sentence. So you're actually supposed to have like five to ten years, but you don't know that they're gonna let you out three years because of um good behavior.

SPEAKER_03 6:04

Gotcha. Okay. I will try to learn as much as I can about who in the jail is like the go-to person and who I should avoid. Okay. So I would I would just ask a lot of questions.

SPEAKER_08 6:17

What if they went up to you and they were like, sub bitch boy? Like day one. How would you respond to that?

SPEAKER_03 6:24

I would act senile.

SPEAKER_08 6:28

Get out of my face!

SPEAKER_03 6:29

You know, like somebody that has um schizophrenia. Because I feel like they would avoid that.

SPEAKER_08 6:35

Yeah. But I don't know, it just felt like it was wrong. Well, it was wrong. What you just said. Felt like it was like maybe offensive to some.

SPEAKER_03 6:43

To people in jail with schizophrenia? Here's the thing, folks. When you're in fight or flight mode, when you're in survival mode, you have to act a certain way. Yeah, Grace knows all about this. Yeah, as an actor. As an actor. Um, no, I just like I would try to think like what is the quickest way to get off people's radars.

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What's the quickest way to get off? What do you think you'd be in jail for?

SPEAKER_03 7:08

Um lying.

SPEAKER_08 7:11

Okay. That's crazy. What? They're like, how tall are you? And you're like 5'10. They're like, you're 5'2.

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And then they're like, take him away.

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That's the sound of the key locking. They're like, turn over, give me are you okay? You look sick. You look white in the face.

SPEAKER_03 7:28

Whiter than usual. Yeah, we even have the ambient lighting on. It's yellow.

SPEAKER_08 7:32

Yeah, it's like kind of gonna be dark in here very soon. Um, yeah, I think I would do pretty well. I just talked about this this morning. I think that I would be somebody's bitch like day one, but then I would kind of get in with it. Like I'd be like good with everyone, and like they'd all be fucking me, and then I would um like sort of have some sort of like I'd become a leader, but like down the line. It would take a lot of time.

SPEAKER_03 7:56

Gotcha. You're sleeping your way to the top.

SPEAKER_08 7:59

Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's what I would do.

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She's sleeping her way as a top.

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No, I would definitely be a bottom in jail.

SPEAKER_03 8:06

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_08 8:07

You could you rock bottom in jail. Come on. Look at me. I mean.

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For the listeners for the listeners, you are not missing much.

SPEAKER_08 8:15

I'm flexing my gigantic arms. Um, so yeah, so that's it. Um allegedly, I have a worn-out. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_03 8:23

Allegedly. So take that to the bank. Is that do you have more to talk about for the improv? Like, did you take me through like your thought process, like going in? Did you think it was gonna be like how it was?

SPEAKER_08 8:34

I feel like it was a lot how a lot how I expected. Um, but it was really fun. Like it's rare. I'm in a a space like that where I'm like excited to go next, but I was genuinely excited. But also I, you know, I was I didn't want to be like running up there. I'm like, I'm just gonna sit back and if it's my time, it's my time. But everyone in there was like super sweet, and we had some some really good some good banta. Um, but I had a lot of fun. I definitely think if anyone's interested in doing it, even like a little bit, you absolutely should.

SPEAKER_03 9:04

You should. You should. Yeah. It's it's one of those skills that you don't realize is super useful until you start, you're like, oh, having to just make something up on the spot is actually really helpful for like working out your brain.

SPEAKER_08 9:17

Yeah, and I feel like kids are so good at improv because they're not calloused to the world yet. So they step in to these no that literally, if you ever hear little kids playing, they're like, oh wait, and then you're a mermaid and your your tail turns into a to a fire, and then you're like they just can kind of go to the next thing to the next thing, and they'll just story build together. Also, um, we had an episode a couple weeks ago that we did remove. Uh basically it was just a little too spicy.

SPEAKER_03 9:45

Basically, we took it down after we got a couple comments from some folks.

SPEAKER_08 9:50

I was fine with it. I But the way Grayson talks about things that are like sexual Was one of your siblings one of them?

SPEAKER_03 9:57

No. Are you sure? No. Or yes, I am sure.

SPEAKER_08 10:01

No, I am not sure. Um, anyway, so that one's gone. So Grayson wanted us to be like really prim and proper for this episode, which we're not doing because he's he's barely a human. He's like a vessel of a human right now.

SPEAKER_03 10:12

So on to the next subject. British people arguing, prim and proper. Did you see the video of Benedict Cumberbatch in the argument with the bicyclist?

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I have no idea who that is. God. We have different algorithms, remember?

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Basically, uh, it's just like two very proper English people arguing on the streets, and it's like very funny.

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You're deluded.

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Ready?

SPEAKER_01 10:36

You're deluded. Take you on the lying. I was behind you the entire time. You verbally abused the eye.

SPEAKER_04 10:41

Oh no, I verbally abused the guys. You completely repeatedly broke the law once.

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And then you went to the city. No, I did not.

SPEAKER_06 10:50

Then you went through a zebra crossing? You verbally assaulted me. Wait, they say zebra?

SPEAKER_03 10:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 10:56

I love that.

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Zebra?

SPEAKER_03 10:59

Dude, why do you you when you talk sometimes? It's like you're trying to like sex somebody with your voice. Okay, that's actually just how I speak. No, you go, I love that.

SPEAKER_08 11:12

I that's how I talk. Like, I just kind of I'm one of those people. I also will just like like Holly tells Holly count. Holly Holly tells me that I just if she knew how many times she got mentioned in these.

SPEAKER_03 11:22

But I I like Holly, we know you don't watch this shit.

SPEAKER_08 11:25

I moan when I eat.

SPEAKER_03 11:27

Yeah, you moaned a lot. Just randomly.

SPEAKER_08 11:30

Okay.

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I was gonna point it out earlier.

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What was I doing earlier?

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The poppy. You took a sip of the poppy and you go, She did! And I was sitting here and I was like I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_08 11:43

Like, it's just it's like habitual at this point. Every time I put any type of food like near my mouth, I'm just like, hmm.

SPEAKER_03 11:51

Anyway. Very, very interesting. Speaking of. I thought you uh I thought you saw that video, so that's what No, no, it's actually so much funnier that I didn't.

SPEAKER_08 11:59

Wait, do you know what's funny? We we it's just us two scrolling next to each other.

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This is gonna be a very chill episode. Last week it was a very sexually charged one. We decided to take it down, and now we're doing very chill, wholesome low-fi beats, something to study. Lo-fi beats. Yo, what's gone with James Charles? I was gonna tell that he was on my list. Aww. So, guys, basically, wait, do you know what happened?

SPEAKER_08 12:22

Um, he just apologized again. So, Spirit Airlines um fired a bunch of their employees. One of the employees messaged him and was like, hey, you know, basically it's been really rough out here. I think she may have asked him to donate to her GoFundMe or something.

SPEAKER_03 12:34

She didn't even ask him to well, maybe she did, but she my interpretation of what James Charles said was basically this woman who got fired lost her job. Spirit Airlines, rest in peace. Um, she was just like, Hey, do you mind putting my GoFundMe on your story? I don't even think she asked for him to directly donate any money.

SPEAKER_08 12:54

God forbid somebody with 40 million followers. Like, I I uh that shit pissed me off. Like, God forbid, if he posted that on his story and like uh a third of those people donated 50 cents, like she'd be fine. Do you know what I mean? Like, people are so selfish.

SPEAKER_03 13:11

God forbid, what is a person with 40 million followers doing looking at their DMs? Like that's so I just talk to him. As somebody who I d I certainly don't have that substantial of a following, but like I get DMs, you know. I do. I'm not looking at that shit.

SPEAKER_08 13:29

Really? That's not true. You do look at them, but you also have significantly less than James Charles.

SPEAKER_03 13:33

Yeah, well, I look at them for the purpose of like, it can I talk about this on the but you delete them. I delete the purpose, yeah. That's so nuts. But it's so crazy to me.

SPEAKER_08 13:42

I keep them for like proof in in case I need them.

SPEAKER_03 13:45

For as an alibi for the arrest allegedly out for your warrant? Wait. Who's war who's Warren?

SPEAKER_08 13:51

And no one ever has to use this mic again.

SPEAKER_03 13:53

Who's Warren? Why is he around for arrest? I made a joke like that on TikTok once and it bombed and I felt bad. I figured it would.

SPEAKER_08 14:00

I think we should sing a little goodbye song to Spirit.

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Okay.

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Bye.

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Okay.

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Rest in peace, spirit Oh, you want me to be boxed? Rest in peace spirit. You man everything to me.

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We flew with you in spirit. We all knew it. We knew it. We knew it. What do we know? Something about those tickets. Too cheap. Yellow and black like a bumblebee.

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Spirit dream everything to me. Flying high above the sea. Spirit drama, baby. And now we have to cease. Rest in peace. Spirit El I dream everything to me.

SPEAKER_08 15:18

I feel like we're like both kind of hungover. We probably could have done that for like a long time and then noticed that we were doing it. Anyway, I really liked that. Yeah, we too. We actually kind of rhymed it a little bit too. That was really I mean, one of us carried and one of us was uh there, but that was I thought it was pretty good for if as a group effort.

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I did what I usually know what to do, and I stuck with my beeboxing. And then when you summoned me, I rhymed all my words, and it was like Speaking of Planes, I'm actually gonna attach these videos on here when we do. Should we actually talk about James Charles though, or should we just like Okay, yeah, I'm gonna get to that.

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But speaking of planes, this is a new thing that they're doing on planes, and it's like these big sheets that go over you and the computer. What do you think's the problem with this? If you had to pick one. Uh let's look at the first comment. Okay.

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The goon cocoon. Read the next one. So the stroke cloak, the wank it, the cockpit, the beat sheet, the squirt ear, the tuggies.

SPEAKER_08 16:15

That one was a personal favorite.

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So for the listeners at home, basically it's just a shawl over somebody sitting in their airplane seat.

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And it's like a snuggy that covers your head.

SPEAKER_03 16:25

Yeah. My I th my immediate thing was like, well, what if somebody has to get up to go to the bathroom? You gotta like shuffle by them.

SPEAKER_08 16:31

Well, I guess you could knock.

SPEAKER_03 16:34

You could tug on their on their somebody's tugging.

SPEAKER_08 16:37

Yeah. I anyway, I think those are a little bit dangerous. Is this is this can you hear me when I talk into this thing? Yeah. Oh, maybe it's my gigantic voluminous hair that's covering my ears. I can't really get to. Anyway, so James Charles is a little fuck.

SPEAKER_03 16:49

Yeah, so basically, James Charles has never worked for anything in his life.

SPEAKER_08 16:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:53

Basically, that was my interpretation. It was just very tone-deaf, and I was like, dude, this guy fucking sucks. I did block him after that.

SPEAKER_08 16:59

You did?

SPEAKER_03 17:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 17:00

Wait, I forget that we have that power.

SPEAKER_03 17:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 17:03

Wait, I'm gonna do that right now.

SPEAKER_03 17:04

Yeah. James Charles, if you're watching this, and we know you are.

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Because I know a lot of these people are buying followers.

SPEAKER_03 17:10

Do you think that's real?

SPEAKER_08 17:11

Yeah, I've followed people that I've never followed.

SPEAKER_03 17:14

Oh, yeah. But I'm saying, like, do you think famous people are doing that to maintain their stature? Their clout. James Charles, Shame. You did a nasty thing, Shane.

SPEAKER_08 17:25

Yeah, I'm about to just call you Jim Charlie. How about that?

SPEAKER_03 17:28

Yeah, no, I I do want to call him Jimbo Chuckles for sure.

SPEAKER_08 17:30

Jimbo Chuckles.

SPEAKER_03 17:32

That was a comment on one of the posts. Oh, I really like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 17:35

Um, there's a there was uh something else I wanted to talk about on here.

SPEAKER_03 17:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 17:39

On my phone. Oh, wait. All this all this talk about travel. What about the Honta virus?

SPEAKER_03 17:45

Oh, yeah, Honta virus. What's going on there? I will say this about Honta. I do think I watched the video, people are very obviously very scared given what the tragedy that was uh COVID virus back in 2020, shot out.

SPEAKER_08 17:58

Um speaking of illness, Grayson keeps gripping his little tummy.

SPEAKER_03 18:06

Speaking of speaking of gut problems. No.

SPEAKER_08 18:10

You know what you need? A prebiotic soda. That's why I always drink Poppy, Shirley, Shirley Temple. Only five grams of sugar. And the taste we all love. Mm-mm. Shirley Temple feels like I'm a little kid again, having a little a sip. My parents are drinking uh something on the rocks, and I I asked for something that looked like alcohol, so they said, hmm, you can get a Shirley Temple. Shirley Temple, Proboxer.

SPEAKER_03 18:34

Poppy, Poppy, Poppy, Poppy, Poppy. No one can stop. Poppy, Poppy. We all want a cop. Poppy, Poppy. I might change my name to Bobby. Poppy, Poppy, fiber in my tummy.

SPEAKER_08 18:48

That's what's up.

SPEAKER_03 18:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 18:49

Um, I really like that. Thanks. I think this might just be a musical podcast.

SPEAKER_03 18:54

Yeah. Should we what what's your favorite musical?

SPEAKER_07 18:57

Movie or think of me. Think of me funny when we've said goodbye.

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I don't know what this is.

SPEAKER_07 19:06

Remember me who wants a new one. Promise me you'll try. You can tell she sings this. When you find that once again you long to take you.

SPEAKER_03 19:19

Ooh, didn't hit that one.

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And be free.

SPEAKER_03 19:23

You can tell she sings this in her spare time when nobody else is around.

SPEAKER_08 19:28

Okay. It's um Phantom of the Opera's my favorite one.

SPEAKER_03 19:32

Oh, I've never seen that one. Really? No, but I know it's very good and very popular.

SPEAKER_08 19:39

Type. Type.

SPEAKER_03 19:40

Type shit. Type shit. No, for sure. For sure, for sure.

SPEAKER_08 19:44

I think I want to do a uh a documentary that's like a fuckboy that's trapped inside of a 28-year-old white woman's body. Is this And like a type, type shit?

SPEAKER_03 19:54

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 19:54

Like I'm basically you and my body.

SPEAKER_03 19:56

Oh. I thought you were just like saying like this is how you are as a person and you want to make a documentary about yourself.

SPEAKER_08 20:02

A documentary? Sorry.

SPEAKER_03 20:04

Oh, oh, yeah, let's make fun of the guy that's sick. Let's make fun of the guy that's ill.

SPEAKER_08 20:08

Let's make fun of the guy. If it's self-induced, I'd I don't feel bad.

SPEAKER_03 20:12

Self-induced.

SPEAKER_08 20:13

But you know what's annoying is that Grayson's the kind of person who like he doesn't want you to help him, but then when you're but then when you're like roasty to him, then he's also like, well, don't be mean to me. So I'm like, cool, what's neutral look like? Just not myself.

SPEAKER_03 20:29

Yeah. That would be preferred. If I could change one thing about you, it would be everything. Actually. It would be I want you to change all of your personality, actually. I want you to be a completely different person when you're around me. Thank you.

SPEAKER_08 20:44

If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?

SPEAKER_03 20:50

I wish you had really, really long shin bones.

SPEAKER_08 20:53

No.

SPEAKER_03 20:54

Something real. I can't.

SPEAKER_08 20:56

You wouldn't wish that.

SPEAKER_03 20:59

I wish. Okay. I wish your knees were inverted so you walked around like a bird.

SPEAKER_08 21:05

Is that aura ring charged?

SPEAKER_03 21:07

No. Actually, yes, it is. I started charging it. Um, we're so back. Um, guess who's back? This is what I mean.

SPEAKER_08 21:16

Like you literally were just feeling like shit, and now you feel a little bit better, so you're like, ah, let me exert all my energy. Fucking you know what's like I just made a video about this about being friends with a guy.

SPEAKER_03 21:26

Oh yeah, I never watched I watched that video live.

SPEAKER_08 21:29

Sure.

SPEAKER_03 21:30

Okay. Go ahead. Describe it.

SPEAKER_08 21:32

But anyway, it's just like really difficult, and I think people romanticize it. Um, but it's actually miserable and it gives you a whole different per perspective on men that you didn't have before. Um anyway, you're gonna listen to it now?

SPEAKER_03 21:44

Do you want me to play it into the microphone?

SPEAKER_08 21:45

It's up to you. Are you on TikTok? Nobody talks about how difficult it is to have a guy best friend. I thought it was gonna be fun. I thought that I I was gonna have like a little pointy offer relationship advice from you know you be like a little stupid brother to be four, but it's still much more. And one of your single friends will be like, what's the deal? He's so funny, he's still cute. That means one, four, four, four, four. And with that same four, raw dogs is not their pin. So you're gonna be eating tough one for the foreseeable future. He also doesn't have a bed frame. So if you're into that, and I don't think he's ever watched his pillow game. Nobody talks about it.

SPEAKER_03 22:37

So I'm gonna go ahead and address all these allegations all at once. So first of all. You just got that.

SPEAKER_08 22:48

How when did you move in? Actually, wait, how long did you not have a bed frame? Let's talk about that. Um since you moved out, the last place.

SPEAKER_03 22:57

Technically, he didn't really have a bed frame either. Okay, so how long has it been?

SPEAKER_08 23:01

Um about a year ago. Okay. About a year, I'd say. When's the last time you washed your pillowcase?

SPEAKER_03 23:06

I wash those every week, actually.

SPEAKER_08 23:08

Okay, fine.

SPEAKER_03 23:09

And get this, I flip them. So I I I I have two pillows, okay. One pillowcase is washed, okay. I I use the other one for a week, take it off, put on the clean pillowcase, wash the other one, and vice versa. And then I flip it like that. I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it. I'm surprised you flip two pillows.

SPEAKER_08 23:32

One for your guests.

SPEAKER_03 23:35

You know I don't have guests.

SPEAKER_08 23:38

What do you call them? The people that visit and leave, if not guests.

SPEAKER_03 23:43

Uh charity workers.

SPEAKER_08 23:45

Oh, okay. Yeah. That's good. I'm glad we moved on from the self-deprecating thing we were doing before.

SPEAKER_03 23:49

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Charity workers, that's what I call people who come over and want to see me in the night.

SPEAKER_08 23:55

What the actual pod. Have you been on any dates recently?

SPEAKER_03 23:58

I have.

SPEAKER_08 23:59

How's it been going?

SPEAKER_03 24:02

I don't think she watches this, so uh no. I should just be single for a long time, I think. Oh, you know what's funny? We kind of talked about this. I did uh one of those street interview dating things, and I'm gonna seem like a major douche. So I can't wait for the the backlash of that.

SPEAKER_08 24:20

It's not the one where she walks you around um on a leash? No, that was fun. That was amazing.

SPEAKER_03 24:24

I really enjoyed that.

SPEAKER_08 24:25

I'm actually still very upset you weren't on all fours.

SPEAKER_03 24:28

I the other people on that show have done it before, but basically You were in a full suit, like you were in a suit.

SPEAKER_08 24:34

I was like Jim from the office.

SPEAKER_03 24:36

I was working and I was like, hey, I I don't, it's dirty out here. And she was like, oh, that's fine, I don't care. And so I was like, oh, cool. Oh so people were volunteering to do that. That wasn't a thing to like you have to do it.

SPEAKER_08 24:50

So that was awesome.

SPEAKER_03 24:51

But yeah, no, Erin's awesome, she's cool.

SPEAKER_08 24:54

You've been getting after it.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

What do you mean? What do you mean by that? What do you mean?

SPEAKER_08 25:00

What's one thing that I would change about you?

SPEAKER_03 25:02

Yeah, go ahead. Let's hear it.

SPEAKER_08 25:04

I would make you love me more.

SPEAKER_03 25:08

Ooh, boy, that's a tall order there. Stupid. Um have you seen the movie Obsession? It came out like that. No, but I really want to. Well maybe we should watch it. I know you don't like to do things with me, but Dog, I literally said, Hey, can I come over early so we can just chill?

SPEAKER_08 25:25

Yeah, but you didn't say that we were gonna watch a fun, cool movie. What's it on?

SPEAKER_03 25:29

It's in theaters.

SPEAKER_08 25:30

In in the theater?

SPEAKER_07 25:32

It's in the theater. Speaking of the theater.

SPEAKER_03 25:34

Damn, bro. Yeah, you should flosh the wires between your toes. I bet the viewers would hate that.

SPEAKER_08 25:39

We're so back.

SPEAKER_03 25:40

We're so back. We're well well, this is welcome live to the We're Back department. We have your two, we have your two hosts.

SPEAKER_08 25:47

I'm I'm Squirt.

SPEAKER_03 25:48

Director and manager.

SPEAKER_08 25:49

Yep, I'm the director, and this is a manager, and we're here with this is the We're So Back Podcast.

SPEAKER_03 25:54

Welcome back to the We're So Back podcast, where we talk about all things that we are back in. For example, um, me back into the realm of being relevant. Yeah. I've made a couple videos and I'm back.

SPEAKER_08 26:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:07

I'm so back.

SPEAKER_08 26:08

He's so back. And I'm back in I'm back in jail.

SPEAKER_03 26:11

And she's gonna be back in jail very soon.

SPEAKER_08 26:15

Stay tuned, stay tuned. Awesome. Yeah, I can't wait. Will you write me?

SPEAKER_03 26:22

Uh yeah, but it's I'm gonna write to you as if I am like off at a war somewhere.

SPEAKER_08 26:28

Okay. I think we should do some prison improv today.

SPEAKER_03 26:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 26:31

I got the ball rolling.

SPEAKER_03 26:32

Okay. So here's my prison improv. You are uh one of the deputy sheriffs, somebody like a real hard ass, like doesn't take any nonsense. And I am a mime who is in jail for killing somebody.

SPEAKER_08 26:48

Are you not gonna talk?

SPEAKER_03 26:50

I alright, so I'm a crazy thing to do for a public.

SPEAKER_08 26:53

I'm sorry, I cried the whole time.

SPEAKER_03 26:54

I didn't realize I didn't think that one thing. Alright, so I am a clown, Jimbo Chuckles, and I do talk. I do talk.

SPEAKER_08 27:02

You should be like based off of James Charles, though. For real.

SPEAKER_03 27:05

So I am James Charles as if he were a clown, and now I'm in jail. Name Jimbo Chuckles. And my name, my street name is Jimbo Chuckles. And your name is Carl, and you're a hard ass deputy director. And you are confronting me because you think I am hoarding cigarettes.

SPEAKER_08 27:25

Okay. Oh, oh, oh, come on in! Listen, Jim, Jimbo, you gotta give it up. You gotta give I I need you to start uh fucking taking this shit seriously.

SPEAKER_02 27:42

Well, why what whatever could you mean, sir?

SPEAKER_08 27:46

Listen, I know that you fucking took cigarettes from Big Pat. She just we're not dumb, Jimbo. Well, you may not be dumb, but you sure are having a good time. No, I'm really not. I'm having a really I'm having a real bad time.

SPEAKER_03 28:05

Okay, Carl, can I I'm gonna drop the act here for a second. Carl. Do you realize how hard it is to get fucking cigarettes in prison? Okay. I'm putting those in my ass from Parthenon, walking back to my cell.

SPEAKER_08 28:18

It's uh have you ever seen You're making your roommate uncomfortable, you're making the whole cell because you keep smoking, he got asthma.

SPEAKER_03 28:24

I d what prisoner has asthma? Like that's the least of your worries, okay? How about this? How about this?

SPEAKER_08 28:30

You look at me and you look at me real good. Yeah. I'm gonna take away your soul off. If you don't at the expense of your neighbor. Okay. Look at him. Look at him right now. You see him? Yeah. Okay? And if and actually drop down, give me 20. Drop down and give me 20 cigarettes, sir? No, you're gonna give me 20 fucking push-ups, or I'm gonna take this here glock and put it right in your fucking skull.

SPEAKER_02 29:00

Why does a prison guard have a glock? That's like a street weapon.

SPEAKER_03 29:06

What do you call it? Like a- I don't know. Maybe a revolver or like this here revolver. Smith and Wesson. Or maybe uh maybe uh G uh uh G43X.

SPEAKER_08 29:16

Jim, but why do you know so much about guns?

SPEAKER_02 29:19

Whoa, why do you think I got in here? Those weren't balloon animals I was creating.

SPEAKER_08 29:24

They were guns. Alright. Well, I if it actually, you know what I'm gonna do? Fuck this. I'm gonna swap out your cellmate. Come here. And we're gonna introduce somebody else. Come here. This is uh Oh boy. This is Mr. McDonald. Come here. Come, Ronald. Get up in your cell. Yeah. So there's now there's two now we got two fucking smart asses in here. Two class clowns. We'll put you guys in the same spot. You guys can just go tit for tat. How about that?

SPEAKER_03 29:46

Can I speak with you for a second? Candidly?

SPEAKER_08 29:50

Yeah. Uh Ronald, fuck off for a second.

SPEAKER_03 29:52

Okay, go ahead. What the fuck are you getting at here? Alright. Let alone this prison has clowns in general, but there's two, and you're you decide to stick them both in the same cell. Do you know how this is gonna end? I'm gonna hang Ronald. I'm gonna hang Ronald with that thing that I can pull out and it just keeps coming, the like the colorful cloth. The handkerchief? The handkerchief, yeah. Thank you. I'm gonna hang him with that.

unknown 30:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 30:17

It's gonna be a lot of cloth. I mean, you know how There's a lot, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 30:20

Holy shit. You just pull out two of those, two sets of these?

SPEAKER_03 30:23

Yeah, I've got plenty more.

SPEAKER_08 30:25

Do it again. Holy shit. Yeah. How'd you get that in here? You're not supposed to have that many.

SPEAKER_03 30:31

I'm boofing all of this. I'm shoving it up my butt and walking from Parthenon back to my cell. That's gonna be a big thing. Same thing with the cigarettes. Yeah. I mean, how do you think I get so many cigarettes? I do this with the cigarettes.

SPEAKER_07 30:42

Holy shit! Where the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 30:44

Yeah, I'm hanging Ronald with all of those, all four of them.

SPEAKER_08 30:47

Okay. Alright. Listen.

SPEAKER_03 30:49

Yeah, I'm not messing around here.

SPEAKER_08 30:50

Listen, I I let's just keep this between us. I don't want to come off as prejudice or something because I'm putting all the clowns in one space. You know what I mean? But you're acting like a goddamn fool. Give me how about this? You give me the six, I'll get rid of Ronald, and we'll just there's no one thing about me.

SPEAKER_03 31:07

I am a clown, not a fool. If you were to say that, if you were to mention a fool at the clown school that I attended, the Royal Clown School of Cambridge University. You went to school? Yeah. How do you think I got to be this good at this job? Do you think I learned this?

SPEAKER_08 31:23

That's actually exactly what I thought. I was like, damn, he is so fucking pissed poor at being a fucking clown. One thing I'm not entertained by you, motherfucker, and I know that's not your real hair. James?

SPEAKER_03 31:35

Duh.

SPEAKER_08 31:36

Which is crazy because that's actually a real name.

SPEAKER_03 31:41

Listen, right now you're talking to James. But when I got when I when I do Jimbo? Alright? You're not gonna have the same sentiment. Alright, Cal? Alright. You say you're fucking around. I'm not fucking around. You get you're getting the James right now. Let alone Jimbo's taking a nap. He's in the back seat. James is at the wheel now.

SPEAKER_08 32:03

Oh, this is really scary. I think I saw a movie about this with Tom Holland. Unrelated. I'm still talking the accent, so it's confusing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:10

So I was like, is this a bit? But I still actually enjoyed that. Thank you, me too. One of the another one of the comments I got was that our uh when we do bits and characters and sketches on the pod, they're too long. No uh somebody did say that, but oh please.

SPEAKER_08 32:24

Yeah, how many people said that? Because when I say we got feedback and it'll be like three, like three people, and I'll be like, all these people. Okay. Who was it? Someone we know?

SPEAKER_03 32:33

Killer. She would goes to a different school. You don't know her. She doesn't go to our school. No, she does. No.

SPEAKER_08 32:39

Awesome.

SPEAKER_03 32:39

Well, that was fun. That was fun.

SPEAKER_07 32:41

Hunter, hunter, I don't want you. Stay away from me. Hunter, hunter.

SPEAKER_04 32:46

Gonna ruin your Christmas. There goes Santa.

SPEAKER_07 32:49

Hunter, hunter. We don't want you. Keep your sick jums over there.

SPEAKER_04 32:56

Hunter, hunter. Make me wanna drink funta. Hunter, hunter. Oh, I want to not go on a cruise anymore.

SPEAKER_08 33:03

Yeah, did you hear that? Hunter virus is apparently staying in your sperm for six years and then it's gonna manifest into an STI. I saw that on the New York Post, so allegedly. We don't even know how real any of that shit is.

SPEAKER_03 33:15

That's why you should no longer be boinking anybody ever. Wrap it up. I can't wait for the comments on this one. Hey, leave a comment below. Rate, rate, rate.

SPEAKER_08 33:24

This is like the worst podcast we've ever done. Like we're places we've gone nowhere.

SPEAKER_03 33:29

Rate us out of 10. Yeah. In the comments, please. I need to. It's fine. I can do some editing magic. This is gonna be a five-minute episode. Unfortunately, uh, that was all of the subjects that I had. Bro. What else is going on in the world? No one asked us to do this. There's the war. Oh, oh my god. Wait. Aliens. Did you see this? Did you hear this? Do you see this? Do you hear about this? Um the government is like releasing alien files again, and when people aren't asking for this shit. Wait, what do you mean by that? So basically, like the I don't know, they're like classified documents.

SPEAKER_08 34:04

And so how do you see them?

SPEAKER_03 34:06

Well, that's what they're they're unclassifying them, they're releasing them to the public. So basically, any run-in with like UFOs, uh unidentified flying objects, as they is the full government name for that. Um basically they're just r releasing a bunch of alien files, and a lot of it is like stupid. Like it's like images of ships and UFOs, but like nobody cares. Like the genuine reaction from this is that nobody cares.

SPEAKER_08 34:31

Well, uh do you know why? I think it's because we are so fatigued by the news at this point that it's like, oh, aliens, alright. And I feel like this generation is so unserious that they're like, take me out. Yeah, no, genuinely. They would literally rather be uh be abducted by aliens than have to hear Elon Musk give a s a speech.

SPEAKER_03 34:53

Yeah, and honestly, he seems very alien-like.

SPEAKER_08 34:56

It's weird I mentioned both of them, huh?

SPEAKER_03 34:59

What? Aliens and Elon Musk?

SPEAKER_08 35:02

What's the alienside this one?

SPEAKER_03 35:03

No. This is we come in peace from Star Trek. Okay, type. I believe. Type shit. No, yeah. That's what uh what's his name? Flock.

SPEAKER_08 35:16

Do you want to be a Gen Z Catholic priest?

SPEAKER_03 35:19

Sure, I can try.

SPEAKER_08 35:20

Okay, should I be an altar boy? I don't know if I should be a point. I think I should be an um okay, you're a Gen Z Catholic priest, and I'm a woman going into the confessional to tell you about my sins. Okay. Okay. And so if you for those that are unfamiliar with Catholic Church, basically you're in two uh coffin-sized cells, and you are next to each other through a through a screen.

SPEAKER_03 35:52

Mesh screen. Yeah, basically it's phone booths that are next to each other, and there's a there's this mesh screen in between them, and the priest, me, uh, sits in one, and then the confessor sits in the other, and it's just like, forgive me, father, for I've sinned, and then the cat and then the priest is like proceed, and then they just go through all these things that they feel guilty about, and they're confessing their sins, and then at the end the father goes, and you are forgiven.

SPEAKER_08 36:16

Well, he gives them he gives you like homework, so he's like, Alright, do like three Hail Marys and our father and the national anthem, and then like you're good to go. Okay. Type shit. Type shit. Okay. And scene scene.

SPEAKER_05 36:29

Go ahead. Greetings, daughter.

SPEAKER_08 36:33

Hi, father.

SPEAKER_05 36:34

Good afternoon, please.

SPEAKER_08 36:37

I just wanted to confess some things.

SPEAKER_05 36:40

Of course.

SPEAKER_08 36:41

Um okay, so okay, basically, I am sort of I like ran a red light, and there's sort of a warrant out for my arrest, allegedly. Um, so that's like kind of one thing. And then like the second thing is I sort of masturbated with my toothbrush.

SPEAKER_05 37:02

Whoa, type shit.

SPEAKER_08 37:03

And so I am not sure, like, okay, was that okay to do or something? And it wasn't really my toothbrush exactly, like it was my friend Sarah's, but and then thirdly, I like got in a fight with my mom.

SPEAKER_03 37:16

You're freaky as hell. Okay. Um type. Yeah, type shit. Um, so here's what you're gonna want to do. Okay, you're gonna wanna you're gonna wanna do six or seven Hail Marys.

unknown 37:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 37:27

Um, sorry, Father, it's just like I I feel like I came to you, I'm feeling super vulnerable right now, and you're just having a having a giggle. It just makes me feel um sort of stupid, I guess.

SPEAKER_03 37:37

No, I'm sorry. I just thought you were like cool and you understood the six seven.

SPEAKER_08 37:41

Are you wearing axe body spray? It just smells no stuff.

SPEAKER_03 37:49

Three Home Aries, one our father, and you're going to want to watch the 2016 DXXL Freestyle cipher on YouTube. This podcast is horrible. This is hot garbage. I'm so sorry for this one, guys.

SPEAKER_08 38:02

Um I like that we haven't done anything in two weeks and we come back with this bullshit. Because I've been shooting something. She do you want to talk about that? Are you allowed to talk about that? I can't talk about it too much, but I'm I'm shooting something that I'm really excited about with some really, really cool people.

SPEAKER_03 38:16

Nice. Okay, well, we'll be on the lookout for that.

SPEAKER_08 38:19

Be on the lookout for that. It's coming out in August.

SPEAKER_03 38:21

Can I talk about work for a little bit?

SPEAKER_08 38:24

Fine.

SPEAKER_03 38:24

Okay. Uh two minutes. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 38:26

I'll be scrolling on Instagram. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 38:28

Basically, basically, uh just subway surfers, so you can like focus.

SPEAKER_00 38:32

Um basically for my job, I thought I was gonna have to be super involved in this one project the whole summer. And to be fair, I like I've been starting to go to this project like two days a week now, uh, instead of one day a week. Um But in July we have a system startup, which essentially you have to be there full time 24 hours a day to like make sure the system's working and operational. And we originally were gonna- I was gonna have to do the midnight ship. So from 10 p.m. till uh was it 6 a.m.? Is that no 10 p.m. to 8 pm? Sorry, 10 pm to 8 a.m. I was gonna I was gonna have to do that 10 days in a row, uh like working for the weekends and everything uh for the system, but we got no we got news that we because the system's only running one cycle per day, so like once every 20 hours, we don't need to be on site for all.

SPEAKER_03 39:07

I'm excited about that.

SPEAKER_08 39:08

Okay, sick, and then you'll quit? Allegedly. Allegedly. Um what else do you love about me?

SPEAKER_03 39:15

Oh well, I like that you dyed your hair and your your roots aren't bad. See, that's a callback joke.

SPEAKER_08 39:21

To our first episode ever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:23

Bless you.

SPEAKER_08 39:25

Sneeze all up in my hair.

SPEAKER_03 39:26

What the hell was that?

SPEAKER_07 39:30

That's true. That's true.

SPEAKER_03 39:32

We have a party tonight. Shout out to Xander. We know how to do it. No, he's gonna be on this podcast in a couple weeks. He is. We we would love to have him on the show.

SPEAKER_08 39:40

And we're gonna have Steve on too. I would love to have him. But they'll have to share him, Mike.

SPEAKER_03 39:42

I want to ask Steve. I think Steve's gonna be there tonight because he's in an improv group.

SPEAKER_08 39:46

He's so fucking funny. He's a he's genuinely like one of the most brilliant writers I've ever met.

SPEAKER_03 39:51

He all this is the one thing I have I'm like very envious and feel very uh what's it? Uh bless you, the syndrome where you don't feel like you belong. Imposter syndrome. So I have I'm very envious and I have imposter syndrome with the amount of talented comedic writers that are in New York that do sketches. Yeah. I like it's so good, dude. It's so crazy. Like, I watch this stuff that people do, all of it's funny, and it's never popular. It's never popular. And I'm like, this guy should be on SNL writing stuff.

SPEAKER_08 40:26

Yeah, it's ridiculous. Because I think that the general public when it comes to that stuff, it's super people like favor super simple stuff that's just like really easy to understand, really digestible. I mean, but it's like his sketches in particular are so good, they're so funny. Oh, Steve couldn't. It doesn't even need to be a full hour. It doesn't.

SPEAKER_03 40:48

Do you guys even care about us? Like genuine. You guys don't even do you guys even want to be here? Yeah, like do you guys even fuck with us or like what's up with that? Do you guys even like us? Sometimes when you guys don't leave comments, I'm like, damn, they fucking hate us. They want to see us dead with a gun and our mouths shot. That might be a little too dark for YouTube.

SPEAKER_08 41:07

I know we may have to cut that part off. I was gonna ask you how you felt about when you're in a relationship venmo requesting them.

SPEAKER_03 41:13

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_08 41:15

For like a dinner.

SPEAKER_03 41:16

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_08 41:17

Just wondering.

SPEAKER_03 41:18

Did you well, okay, how do you mean? Do I how do I feel as like me Venmo requesting my partner or my partner venomo requesting me? Or does it matter?

SPEAKER_08 41:27

Yeah, I guess like don't like not just having the mentality, oh, I'll get you next time.

SPEAKER_03 41:32

Yeah, that's crazy. Well, I feel like also as the male in the relationship, like I'm gonna cover things regardless. All the time. Yeah, for the most part. Unless it's like Do you want to get into a relationship? Just a domestic partnership. Unfortunately, I need to be uh uh wind and dined a little bit, sweetheart. I need somebody to take an interest and a liking into me. I hate when you do those little laughs. What's funny about that is like that's not true. Unfortunately, the only women I like are the ones that are like, hey, they're the people that like like our viewers who don't leave comments and don't care about them. They don't message you. They don't care.

SPEAKER_08 42:11

About this is getting so dark.

SPEAKER_03 42:13

Well, that's because of the nighttime.

unknown 42:15

Oh!

SPEAKER_08 42:16

Oh I think that we got it. There's drying on my sweat, my sweat's gathering right here.

SPEAKER_03 42:24

All right, in your cavern between your boobs, yes, that's where you gather.

SPEAKER_08 42:28

So you admit I have boobs. Got him.

SPEAKER_03 42:32

Got him. That's what this entire pod was. She staged this entire thing just for me to go, oh, boob alert over here.

SPEAKER_08 42:37

Yeah. I'm are you in fli- Do you want to feel my armpits?

SPEAKER_03 42:41

No. Oh, you forgot to wear deodorant today. How'd that go? Isn't it so fucking hot in the improv?

SPEAKER_08 42:45

It actually wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but it was still toasty. Okay. But not as toasty as I am right now in the presence of you. Just like coincidentally, not because of you. Oh, okay. I think I'll be better next week.

SPEAKER_03 42:59

And I'm giving up alcohol forever because of the way I feel currently.

SPEAKER_08 43:02

I'm gonna drink tonight.

SPEAKER_03 43:04

I'm not. I'm gonna do vodka soda or uh muscle memory.

SPEAKER_08 43:09

Yeah, no, literally Freudian stuff.

SPEAKER_03 43:11

Yeah, no, I'm gonna do club soda with lime, and then that way if people ask again, just be like, it's too killed.

SPEAKER_08 43:17

Why can't you just say it's club soda with lime? You don't want to sound like a pussy.

SPEAKER_03 43:21

I have a I have a record to uphold.

SPEAKER_02 43:24

People are gonna be like, yo, it's that fucking guy that fucking drinks and talks about on the fucking internet every fucking day.

unknown 43:29

You know?

SPEAKER_08 43:30

I'm gonna give you a lymphatic drainage massage to your face.

SPEAKER_03 43:34

Is that code for something? Did you see my sub tweet um TikTok about about you?

SPEAKER_08 43:39

What? No. Yeah. Did you just make it now?

SPEAKER_03 43:42

No, I made it like a week ago. It was uh after after we FaceTimed when Isabel and Brandon were over here. It's this one right here. You might have to turn it up, it's silent.

SPEAKER_01 43:55

Somebody said, Would you jump off a cliff if your friends told you to do so? I'll follow my friends in the bathroom

SPEAKER_03 44:00

I'm blackout drunk, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 44:03

I'm a rider. Die till the end of the earth. I will do anything for my friends. They tell me to jump off a cliff. I'm going to say which cliff? And I'm going to say how high. And then I'm going to say I love you. And then I'm going to take a dive.

SPEAKER_08 44:17

Okay, that wasn't at me.

SPEAKER_03 44:19

That was what was for you as well and Brandon. But yeah, for the it was after the FaceTime. Maybe it was the creative.

SPEAKER_08 44:25

And then I'm going to say how high.

SPEAKER_01 44:32

I have to. I don't know what I'm going to do if I don't. Die alone probably.

SPEAKER_03 44:39

We can cut this if we have to. I don't like when people use you as the middleman for because you have so many hot friends. You are well connected with hot people. Dude, don't I know it? You are. And I don't like when people are like, oh, Sid can set me up.

SPEAKER_08 44:56

Yeah, that happens a lot.

SPEAKER_03 44:57

That bothers me. Even though I have literally done that too before. Like I have. And I feel very bad.

SPEAKER_08 45:01

No, it happens a lot. And I think it's like, I get it. But I also it's tricky because then I'm like, what are your intentions? Is it just to smash my friends? Then I get sad inside.

SPEAKER_03 45:10

Yeah, but it's weird when friends of your friends do it. You know? Yeah. When like people you know We don't have to cut this part out.

SPEAKER_08 45:18

We don't have to cut it out. Let it be known.

SPEAKER_03 45:21

Let it be known. Standing on business.

SPEAKER_08 45:23

Yeah. No, I do appreciate that you do get protected by me sometimes. Yeah. In in private.

SPEAKER_03 45:28

Yeah. Never in public. Can you imagine?

SPEAKER_08 45:32

Nope. Jimbo, back in your cell, Jimbo.

SPEAKER_02 45:35

Jimbo! Jimbo, go back in your cage!

SPEAKER_08 45:37

Jimbo! Back, yeah, he doesn't even have a cell, he's a cage.

SPEAKER_03 45:40

And Ronald's cage next to his. And if I was a mime, I would just have my box. And for the listeners only, I'm miming that I'm inside of a box. I do want to go to a mime or a clown school at some point. Just for the bit. Well, think of okay. I have this dream of being an entertainer, right? In all in all capacity, all spaces. I want to go to a mime school, learn how to mime, and or clown and look up clown classes. And then go to a public park and do it for people for free.

SPEAKER_08 46:06

Clown class NYC. Bro, we can go to the clown gym. Affordable clown training. Wait, how funny is that? To like wait, UCB has a clowning program.

SPEAKER_03 46:19

Oh, I did not know that. Bro. I would love to do that.

SPEAKER_08 46:23

We have to.

SPEAKER_03 46:24

And I would love to be Jimbo Chuckles if that name is not already taken. Because as the lu this lures viewers and listeners know, my name is James.

SPEAKER_08 46:33

Wait, that's so funny. Jimbo Chuckles.

SPEAKER_03 46:35

Yeah, I would love to do that.

SPEAKER_08 46:36

We oh my god, we all I know what we're doing after this. Because your grills got no job.

SPEAKER_03 46:41

Your grill. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 46:42

Do you think you can buy me a drink tonight?

unknown 46:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:44

How's that going? Are you do you are you happy with like where you are in life?

SPEAKER_08 46:49

No, honestly, I will say, like, the day I sent the like goodbye message to my team, the next day, my friend Kayla called about this project I just worked on. Oh, nice. No, no, no. Not even the next day. It was the same day. It was like 20 minutes later.

SPEAKER_03 47:05

The universe works in very strange ways.

SPEAKER_08 47:08

It was so crazy.

SPEAKER_03 47:09

I was like, and you really enjoyed this project that's coming up.

SPEAKER_08 47:12

It was really cool. Yeah, and I worked with so many. Oh my god, the girls I worked with were in a cult now, so it's really special. Nice.

SPEAKER_03 47:18

Well, this isn't like an Academy Award speech, but I'm very happy that you do love this. It's good.

SPEAKER_08 47:23

That's Were you leaning in or leaning in? Alright, everybody, thanks so much for wasting your time with us.

SPEAKER_06 47:29

Don't waste your time on me.

SPEAKER_08 47:32

You're already the voice inside my head. Were we harmonizing?

SPEAKER_03 47:37

We were.

SPEAKER_08 47:37

Alright, thanks everybody so much for watching. I'm Sid.

SPEAKER_03 47:40

I'm Grayson, and this is Are We Flirting?

SPEAKER_08 47:46

Thanks. We're gonna go get Grayson some tums.

SPEAKER_03 47:49

Yeah, we're giving a new stomach.