Are We Flirting?
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Are We Flirting?
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The most contentious episode yet. Yeah. Hello everybody and welcome back to another episode of Are We Flirting? I'm your host, Ted. I'm your host, Grayson. And today Grace and I are in an argument. I feel like we have been for a long time, actually. Yeah. We've been mommy and daddy are fighting. And I don't like when mommy calls me daddy. I liked that. So anyway, um, we're welcome back. And this is the library episode. This is a library. Where we both decided to wear our glasses. Um we are this is a square frames household, apparently. Yes. Um, not rounded. Um these are my glasses for court. My court glasses. Do you have court dates coming up because of that warrant out for the arrest? Yes. Nice. Yeah, I do. Um Grayson's wearing a wife beater, which I think they changed the name back to tank top. Some people have tried. I'm sticking with wife beater. Okay. Um, Grayson is his outfit's making me uncomfortable. And um yeah, I guess we're just gonna get right into it. So every week I have to travel for work. Uh starting this week, it's now two days a week, so I'm out of commission for approximately three days every week, pretty much. Um, and so I had to pick up uh local enterprise. I've been doing this now for a year, so literally as I walked in, they all went, oh, and said my name. You know, and I was like, oh wow, what quite the reception. You know, little joke. They ate that up. Um, and so all they had available, they pretty much just give me whatever cars left. Like they know I'm not picky, I don't care. Um, so they upgraded me, believe it or not. A minivan is an upgrade. Um, and as I was leaving, exiting the Enterprise like roll-up door, I accidentally spun the wheels and it was like so. I I skirted the whip out of the Enterprise, the whip being a creamy white uh Chrysler minivan. Oh my gosh. And I forgot Chick magnet. Oh yeah, yeah. It took me forever to park. That that thing is long as hell. Um I took my driver's license license test in a minivan. How was that? It was good. Did you have to parallel park? That was like a did you really? Yeah. I didn't. Really? I was really good at it. I feel like that is especially being from like a city, that is something you you you would probably be much better at than like I was a little country boy, so Country Boy. Yeah, hence the backwards hat. No, I was having a bad hair day. Um, but anyways, to to finish the story very quickly, um I this this will be a quick episode, and I'm talking a lot, but um so basically I as soon as I parked the the minivan, I I went home, shedded my clothes, and this was my undershirt, so I kept this and it was kind of cold, so I put some pants on because I I had to bike over here and then yeah. Are you sweaty under there? Not right now, maybe when I was biking in the throes of Brooklyn. Amazing. Yeah. I don't know what my SSRI did to me today, but it made me really calm. That's interesting. Felt like we were having a heated discussion prior to hitting action. Yeah, then it kicked in, I think. I think it's the nature of the the the pod now. We're very calm. We're super calm on this podcast. Grayson and I are doing um a new segment just to kick off the episode with me flirting with this week. Oh, maybe I like what you said. Sid, what are you flirting with? Well, I should we be like Oh, it should be idea. Sid, what ideas are you flirting with? Are you flirting with this week? We do have weekly episodes. Yeah. Yeah. W Grayson, what ideas are you flirting with this week? I'm so glad you asked. Um, and we didn't rehearse that, believe it or not. Um No, you go first. I just talked for a ton. Sid Don't worry, I'll cut all that off. Sid, what ideas are you? I'm so glad you asked, Grayson. This week This week I'm wearing glasses. They're performative. Those aren't real? No, they're real. There's a prescription? Mm-hmm. Sure. Also, I am right after you leave, I'm going to create a uh wasp's nest out of paper mache. Because I am um doing a new series uh as a beekeeper. Oh. That's fun. It's just gonna be one video. Okay. So the new series is just one video. I think it's funny to do get ready with me's as things that are you're not. Like you just lie. So the series is I'm gonna lie. There is a series, it's just you're this one is not. It's like a one it each one is its own thing. Correct. A part of a bigger series. Yes. Thank you, Grayson. So my beekeeper costume is on its way. It'll be here soon. Nice. Yeah. Her beekeeper costume is at the dry cleaners. So this week, I'm really mad at Grayson, honestly. Like, I I feel like you're in my face right now, and I am f uh fawning. I'm like trying to just make everything feel like it's okay. But in reality, I am really mad at you. Yes. You want to get into it? Listeners. Do I What am I mad about again? Why was I initially mad? Oh, actually, yeah, let's get into it. Okay. You were so we went to an event, and I won't get into the specifics of it, but uh, we ran into some people that um may or may not be like big fans of ours. They're not big fans of ours. So may or may not or not. It's the latter or the the former. What a crazy thing to say. But yeah. We have a creeping suspicion that some people might not like us, and based on the interaction, that's kind of what we gathered. Um there was one person, right? We're talking about the one person? Yes, but we don't have to get into the specifics of it just in case. We okay. So Grayson and I essentially in the creator space, sometimes this happens where like there's some contentious energy that's like maybe has to do with like what? And it's to no fault of ours. Well, literally, there was nothing that we did wrong. I feel like that's what people say that are wrong, but in this situation, like literally no. It's like above our heads, literally. I will always be objectively honest, and this was to no fault of ours. Yep. So anyway, so uh we were in in a dynamic, and I was like, Oh, okay, like is was that situation weird to Grayson? And Grayson does this thing where he always has to play devil's advocate. And it's like instead of being supportive, sometimes he's like, Yeah, but and I'm like some sometimes there'll be an interaction, like, wait, Grayson, was that weird? And instead of being like, Yeah, or sorry, no, Sid, honestly, that who cares? Like, whatever, it's no one's really thinking about that, no one cares as much about you, whatever. What he decides to say is, yeah, dog, that was weird, bro. That was a really weird situation. You fucking look stupid. Like, first of all, I did not say that. But that's the vibe. If that's how it's interpreted, that's not the intention. I will be honest, and I it was an awkward conversation that I was like, that was not how I imagined that conversation to go. Um, but again, that was because I wasn't aware that there could have been one-sided beef. I'll say one-sided beef, because I don't think you have any sort of problem or contention with anybody. I think it's so funny. Like, this is what no one should care about this. Like, we're not using any specific examples, we're speaking like we're talking like we're on NDAs right now. Like, it's actually insane. I'm like, anyway, so that was basically a whole bunch of nothing. Yeah. So Grayson and I, um, so anyway, I just need Grayson sometimes to be like a little bit more of a girl's girl and just kind of maybe be a little delusional with me versus I appreciate his honesty. I think it's really important for your friends to be honest in situations where there's a little bit of beef with them and another person, but I think that you also need to work on the uh soft balling in sometimes. Yeah. Um yeah, I do get that a lot. I I have um I don't do a good job of hiding my emotions, my my reactions to things. Um, and I will say I am objectively honest, I wouldn't call it devil's advocate. Some sometimes it is like a little smirky No, I don't think I've ever told you a situation where I'm like, oh, this situation makes me feel weird where you've been like, no, dude, you're fine, and tried to offer some sort of comfort. You offer comfort when there's big life problems, but not when it's like a small interaction where I just need someone to be a little like delusional with me. So we'll talk about this in therapy. Do you hear an ice cream truck? No. Okay, it's in my head. There's that, and then also I'm working on some short film stuff right now with a friend that's gonna be AI related. Ooh. Yeah. That's a tough subject to No, it's yeah, that's like sort of the reasoning. Gotcha. At what point is AI productive for uh somebody who is trying to create some sort of relationship with it, intimate relationship, and where does it become super dangerous? So I think for some people if there's loss, it can actually be comforting to a degree, and then after that I think it's problematic. Yes, Grayson. You should watch Lars and the Real Girl. Okay. I also want to watch Ex Machina. Have you seen it? No, but I've heard it's good. We should I know you don't like to do things with me. Can we watch it after this podcast? Grayson 3 a.m. I know, but what time are you gonna go to bed? Seven? Yes, as soon as I get home. If I go to bed at nine, that's six hours. Do you realize I have fallen asleep at the wheel during this drive twice? Yeah, this is where the fights come in. Oh, you're right. There was an iPhone drive. Okay. Okay. Um Grayson, what this is like the most the most contentious episode yet. We should just call it that. The most contentious episode yet. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Also, earlier before this, Grayson told me that I'm like a sister to him. What's wrong with that? No, I'm just kidding. I just wanted to get I just wanted to add more contention. Like Okay, Grayson, what are some ideas that you've been flirting with this week? Birding. What is that? Uh it's the funny enough, it has that was the cause of the hantavirus outbreak. I was like, Okay. Let me look into this one. Let me disturb my community. No, it's uh I do love pigeons like a lot. And I have started putting some on my Instagram story, and I was like, you know what, this would be pretty cool. Because like I go to the park all the time, I do little runs at Prospect Park, and um, I do have a fascination for, and I learned this, they're called cinnamon pigeons. The ones that are brown and white. Um, I have a fascination for those, and the ones that are like Oreo speckled. Um, so I've been getting really into pigeons and birding in general, like looking at the birds. I did purchase a uh New York bird guide. So it's like a book filled with every bird that's in New York. So I am hoping to You're not beating the allegations. What allegations? You know which ones. Super honest, has interests, has a weird foot thing. Can't he has to wear slippers every time he comes into my home because he can't have the feeling of hardwood floor beneath his feet. Oh, you know what another um thing I'm flirting with now? On, and this is a new thing that I just discovered recently. Um, even though I am really new to like acting, um, I recently was on part of a short film. One line, that's it, just one line. Can you say the line? No, I won't. It technically was three different lines there because there was three different parts I could have played. Okay. And so I read for all three while I was like on set, and then the director, producer, whatever, I don't know the terminology. I think it's the director. In total, I delivered nine lines, and the director was like, Okay, you're good, you're you've you're wrapped for the day, whatever. And then I said, Is it okay if I do one more? And she was like, sure. And I was like, I'm gonna ad lib on this, just keep the camera rolling, like a like a big shot, like a guy who knows like what he's doing. And I felt so bad because I didn't want to waste anybody's time. Goes on a 15-minute monologue, and you can use whatever that you wanted. Yeah, yeah, guys, just pick and choose. Like, I'm comfortable with it. How long did you it was just one extra line? That was all. Um Did they like it? I'm not, you know how self-deprecating I am, like not willing to admit things. I broke the entire set. All there was like there was like not physically broke, like laughing. I made like 20 people in a room laugh out loud, audibly, to the to to literally to the degree that I got like nervous. I was like, like I got a rush. Wait, that is like that's like your dream. I got an anxious rush from breaking the entire set where I was like, that was probably the greatest moment I think of my entire life. Wow. So that was cool. And then I sat down for like three hours and had to process that. I was like, wow, I see why stand-ups do it. That's so that's actually really special, and I'm glad and I'm glad you're acting. Yeah. Finally. It was cool. I came up with it on the spot too, and that was fun. I wish I could know what it was. Can you tell me after this? Yeah, I'll tell you after. Okay. I you're gonna hate it, but it plays really well into the character I was. Okay. Yeah. Alright, that's great. Anything else? Uh, what else am I flirting with? Um, watermelon juice. Are you doing is this part of your looks maxing journey? I'm not on a looks maxing journey. I well, you told me that the pineapple coconut water was part of that. No, some people say it helps bloating, but like I Do you think you're bloated? I kind of want to give you a lymphatic drainage to your face. Specifically to the face? Yeah. It feels so good. I mean, I don't know. Do I need it? Like, I don't know what that needs. Okay. Can you let me do it after this? Oh, dude, everyone's trying to leave me, dog. Everyone's trying to leave me. Holy shit. Um, awesome. Okay, well. What else are you flirting with? Or is that I'm getting back into painting. Nice. You look I literally told you before this. I was like, you look like a painting. Chinx. Yeah. Um, I did do something yesterday. I got a couple's massage, but it was separate. So it was supposed to be a couples massage, and then it was actually in separate rooms. Oh. So it was just a regular massage. Alright, so you guys just showed up to the massage place at the same time and had So I got a massage. You had appointments at the same time. Um, yeah, and I'm gonna say something. I got out of the massage and I was like, hey, did did you get like spanked in your massage? He was like, no. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna explain some things. And if anybody has either gotten a massage and this has happened, or they are a masseuse, that's what a massager is called, right? Masseuse. Yeah, or a massage therapist. Comment below and let me know. But I was getting a massage and this sweet woman, she was going down my legs. Or sorry. Sweet woman was going down on you? I wish. She was going, sorry, going up my legs and kind of like going like this to my ass, like jiggling it, like not enough into the muscle where it would have been like a massage. Like it was like I I wish like the only way I could do this was if I demonstrated it on you, but I'm not going to, obviously. But like she was just like this. Okay, this is only gonna be for you two people, but oh, I think that is normal. And then she came down, or then she she went on the sides of my ass like this. And just like, what are you building a sand cannot about there? And she just jiggled them. Like it just that's what I'm trying to say. It was like she just jiggled my ass. And then at one point, I was on my um on my back. She had me turn over and she picks my leg over and just starts smacking my ass. You know how sometimes they smack different parts of you? No. Okay. She was just spanking my ass. Like, I don't know what that's and I was like, listen. And that's the second time I had a weird thing happen in a massage place. One time I literally had a woman who was like rubbing my like thigh and like got my twice. You might have to cut some of this stuff. I this is the thing. I don't think I don't know. Like maybe it's my maybe it's me. It was what you were wearing, which was nothing. Which is my own f anyway. Do I have to cut that? Was that a stuff? I don't know. I think the like this is normal busting the Yeah. For liters only. I'm uh I'm giving a massage. I need like a way to okay, this is like pretend you're rolling dough and you kind of are like smushing it with your hand. Like it's like it was like that, but more of a like with the your palm. So rolling it with your palm, but it was more like just like kind of a a slap into the the part of my ass that jiggles. Maybe it was like a like a shock factor to the I was trying to understand. Yeah, I I don't know. I'm trying to scientifically But she might have been feeling me, dog. I don't know. Well she kind of has to be. So anyway, that was a really long explanation about my massage buttons. Like whole. No, actually, no, I had underwear on. Okay. Okay. Well that's yeah. Like I literally like I'm not I don't wear underwear with things. I some people pack ten pairs of emergency underwear. I pack one pair of emergency underwear. So Was there a towel draped over you? Yeah. Okay, alright. So she But at one point she pulled my arm back and my tits were also facing her. Like Okay. Okay, so your nips were out to the wind. Like I felt a cool breeze. I was like, is this supposed to happen? What's crazy is that they have so much power. She could do anything to me, and I'm just like, I guess this is part of the experience. Yeah, I guess that's yeah. That's a good point. Who do I call? It was honestly a good time. Like, other than the slapping kind of pulled me out of it. Well, yeah, I could imagine. Like, overall, was that like w afterwards? Was did you feel relaxed? I felt relaxed and oh, I also took an edible before. Oh, that's and I got out, it was actually so that was like throwing me off. This was another thing. I was on my stomach at one point, and she was massaging. Like, I love when they massage your arms, and she was going down to my hand, but she had these nails and was pinching my wrist so hard, and I was like tuned up from the edible. So I was like, Holy fuck, what if she's putting a needle inside my arm and it's gonna inject me with something, and then I'm gonna be sex trafficked? Because I got a little like in my head. Started to uh spiral the paranoia set in. So that that was but that was in the beginning, and then after I got out, I had like mascara drip like down my face, and I'm I'm just go up to the desk and I'm like, thank you so much. This is thank you for thank you for this experience. And I paid them and I left. Nice. How long was that? So you're so you're flirting with the idea of getting massage? Um, no, no, that was just something else that happened to the city. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah. So everybody and their mother has seen obsession. Very good film. I need to watch it again. Like, I'm so upset that it's not out already because I want to sit and and watch it, and I am obsessed with how many different uh theories that everybody has. One of my favorite things after a film comes out is when people are like, this on her necklace meant this, and this part here meant this. And I know damn well that the writers of that are like okay. Yeah, no, that's what we meant. That's exactly what we meant. Like, no, they didn't. Yeah, are you saying like the symbology of some things? People it's like with um like English, like literature, when you're in high school, and then they're like, What do you think that um what Whitman really meant in this? And they go off on this tangent and you're like, Nuh-uh. Yeah. It's sort of like that. I know they can just take credit for all these crazy side theories that people have. Yeah, people do that with like what was that big show that everybody was like, Oh my god, this this means this and this. Stranger Things is a big one where it's like, oh my god, this is this, and did you catch this? It could have been that. Like, this is an Easter egg for this. Wanda vision, that was one. I don't know if you ever watched that show. But when that first came out, that was like right during the pandemic. Oh, yeah. Everybody was like, Oh my god, this could mean this, and this is connected to this, and this this is an upside-down letter flipped over on its side. That's what I'm saying, yeah. It's like insanity. Yeah, it's like, come on guys, you have schizophrenia. Also, I watched the first half of Hamlet. Hamnet? Oh, I watched the first half of Hamnet. It gets very good. I couldn't watch the rest because I had to go to bed, but I'm really excited for it. Where are you at in the story? Spoiler alert when she gives birth to the twins. Gotcha. Okay. Yeah. So you're actually pretty pretty not that far. Isn't it kind of crazy how fast you could just like smash back then? Like they knew each other for 45 minutes, and he's like, I want to betray with you. Yeah, but you have to like this is one thing that people I feel like everybody forgets this about history. People die at like 40, and that was normal. So like everybody's like, oh, their par their parents are so disapproving. Their parents are also like 32, and their kids are 14. And for some reason, everybody has two acres of land and everybody knows how to farm. And they don't drink water. That's another thing. Like water purification was not a thing until like 250 years ago. Here he goes. Here's our little engineer. Here's our little engine that could. I'm just saying, like, children used to drink alcoholic apple cider because it was cleaner than the drinking water back then. Everybody was getting sick and they didn't realize why until they started drinking water or um like alcohol because it killed all the bacteria and everything. And then eventually, when people got like knowledge, they're like, oh, hey, there's a lot of shit in the water that we're drinking. Literally, literally shit in the water that we're drinking. This episode. No, it's gonna be good. Okay. So you wrote friend group incest. What's that about? So Sid and her friend group, and I guess me adjacently, one thing they do, and it's usually after having like a couple drinks, everybody is so that like everybody loves each other so much that like they talk they talk about like having a life together. Like they could fully just be like a commune, and but with the way they talk about it, and like everybody is just so in love with each other in the way that like I can't tell if you guys like physically, romantically love each other or just express your love in a very I want to have sex with all of them. I can't. But I also love them so much that I know that I couldn't give them all what they need at once, so I'm okay with them being with other people. That's how I feel about all your friends too. Yeah. I could, but I'm not. Right, because they don't have any control over that decision. Correct. You as a man. Correct. Yeah. Speaking of Grayson being a douchebag, Grayson has a lot of anxiety because he went on a show and did a video and was a douchebag on it, and was surprised that people thought he was a douchebag on it. Grayson, would you like to speak to that? Yeah, um, I I did one of those street interview things, and I like this show. I've liked it for years now, and I've always felt like what plays the best, what's funniest, is when the host like reacts to the pretty douchey guys that are on there sometimes, not all of them, but like every like and so I went into it with like, oh, like maybe this will be my way of contributing to like the humor is like if I if I like play into the like the douchey aspect of it, maybe the host will like zing me more. And then after after after it was filmed, I was like, Yeah, I'm gonna come across very douche-I told you, I was like, I'm gonna come across very douchey in this, and then it came out, and I'm reading the comments, I was like, oh my god, everyone thinks I'm being very serious. And that was that really bummed me out. So Grayson's not really a douchebag that much in real life. I just want you guys to know that I can vouch for him. He is awful in other ways, but he's not a bad guy. Why do you think what other ways am I awful? Hmm. Now's your chance. You can air me out, and you get final edit. No, it's not necessary for me to say. Grayson's just a slut. Grayson's just a former slut. So it's got it. I think it's honorable when people change. Says you. Of course. Do you think I was ever a former slut? I don't know, were you? No. You've never said you were, so I'm assuming you weren't. Would a slut call herself a slut? That's what I did. Awesome. Mackenzie Sherilla. Oh, I think uh we should do a little news segment. About I just like I just like doing a newscaster voice. It's is it the fit? You're in newscaster mode? Funny enough, that thing I'm planning, I do have you down as one of the anchors or whatever, like the hosts. I don't know what the This just in 30 children murdered on the side of 95, more at 11. You do have the voice voice for it. You got that down. Thank you. Just a quick wrap-up from this week. Mackenzie Sherrilla starting the crash, a new Netflix true crime documentary. I did hear about this. Do you think she did it? Well, she definitely crashed the car, for sure. Yeah, I mean, that's I don't think that's up for debate. Right. Are you saying she intended to kill people in the vehicle? Um based on the evidence presented? Yeah. Yeah, I think the situation is absolutely insane, and I think it's really not helping her case the way that she's talking about it afterwards. I mean, like her conversations with her mom, it sounds like they're really excited that she's getting famous from it. And I think uh she thinks that Kim Kardashian is gonna be her lawyer. I don't think Kim K passed the bar, but regardless, she failed it all five times. But I you know what? Listen, respect to her because actually she she does she did some cool philanthropy, so I'm not super upset about it. But uh she Mackenzie Sherilla uh after the interview and the weird conversation with her lawyer, I don't know, did you watch it? I've only seen like I saw the police body cam footage of like arriving at the scene. That was tough. Um my god, and besides that, I saw like one or two clips of her parents just being really weird in the interviews. They're so weird, and it was extra weird in the courtroom when she was talking about the mom acted so weird, the dad acted so weird, and they their only lines of defense were things like Mackenzie wouldn't even order a McChicken. So there's no way that she would put her body through that on purpose. That was like actually an argument. Interesting logic. That's what I'm saying. Can you imagine saying that in court? I made a video about it and people thought I was dead ass. Like, I was like, guys, McKenzie surely didn't do that. Believe it or not, people on the internet cannot detect sarcasm. No, and I was like, guys, she ate a McChaga. She wouldn't do that, she ate a McChaga. And then they were like, seriously, like the people were mad at me. They were like, she obviously did it. I'm like, Yeah. It's like, do you not hear the tone with which I'm saying my words? What? In what world does somebody eating a McChicken make them not guilty? Yeah. So that's T on that. If you haven't seen it, I don't even know. Like, should you support watching that? I don't fucking know. That kind of stuff always bums me out. Like, whenever, like the all the documentaries about the murder, like any sort of like crazy high profile case, that's always so upsetting to me, and I can't give into any of it. Do you know what I think is also pretty fucked up? They have a in New York, they have a serial killer experience, the mind of a serial killer. I walked past this building the other day. Isn't this isn't that so problematic? What? Like, what are we doing? In what world should people be experiencing that? Like, I don't think it's romanticizing murders. Yeah, it's like fetishizing it. It's actually it's monetizing it, is what it is. It's so weird. And also, I think for people that are psychopath or have psychopathic tendencies, they're seeing that they're gonna get or incel behavior, you know, they see that they're gonna get some recognition by doing something like that. So, like, oh my gosh, it gets me so mad. Yeah. Pretty sure my friends went to it, two of them. Did they have any thoughts? I've I can't even look at them. So, Mackenzie Sherilla, allegedly. Is it murder? I think we have to say allegedly. Did you hear about the cage thing in front of the White House for Trump's birthday? No. They're like building some sort of like cage match thing. Oh, yeah. Or maybe there's like UFC fights going on at the White House. Someone said it's for the 250th birthday of the United States, and then someone else said it was for Trump's birthday. Either way, it's fucking weird. Yeah, it's always fun. Like the most prestigious political uh structure in the entire country is now reduced down to a sporting event where people give each other CTE for gambling for fun. Yeah. Yeah. Which one of us do you think is more likely to have CTE? What did you do any contact sports when you were a kid? Soccer, track, flag football. Have you ever crashed a vehicle? Dance. No, but my mom has. Have you ever hit your head? Have you ever gotten a concussion? Let's start there. I don't know. Don't remember? No, one time I think that's not a good sign. One girl came down once on my You had another girl go down on you? Something I love about Grayson is once he gets a like a little joke in his head, he doesn't listen to you for the rest of the sentence. It was 17 seconds. And then I just thought of it again. I was like, I should say this. Thank you for sharing that. Why are you holding that pillow over your waist like that? Oh, I don't know. I don't have to. Oh. I'm not hiding a bonair. Bonaire. Bonaire. Okay. So former sex operators are now 911 responders. That's po Oh my gosh, that's good. Thank you. Do you want to be the operator? And I'll be the person calling? Yeah. I have a very funny premise already in my head. Okay, sure, God. Okay. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Ring, ring, ring, ring. Hello. 911. Can I ask who's calling? Hi. Um my name is Kevin. Hi, Kevin. When's your birthday? Um it's March the 20th. Okay. Can I can I ask why you're calling Kevin? Yeah, I did I think I think someone came for me. Hello? All right, Kevin. I'm gonna need you to drop that address. Okay, okay. It's come on, Kevin, spit it out. Sorry, I'm not I can I can't I'm not good at sp spitting. It's the address is 69 69 views avenue. Awesome. Awesome, Kevin. You're doing so good. You're doing amazing, Kevin. Is it 6969 or is it just 6'9? It's it's just 6'9, please. I think somebody's coming for me right now. Ooh, sounds hot. Who's there with you? I don't know. So I just heard a noise and then there was a crash. Awesome, Kevin. I'm gonna need you to hide under the bed. Can you get under the bed for me? Yeah, I I'm actually I'm already hiding in the case. I'm hiding in the closet. Oh no. Are you stuck, Kevin? I can't go anywhere. I think I'm stuck. This is Kevin. It sounds like we're a week out from your birthday. Do you mind if I sing you a little song? Uh sure. Uh baby. So my god, I think they're here. Awesome, Kevin. Thank you. Actually, this you singing actually really helped the situation too. It really calmed me down. Thank you so much. Oh my god, of course, Kevin. Thank you so much for calling. And um, I hope you have an amazing rest of your day. Thank you. I didn't catch your name. What was your name? Uh it's Sam. Sam. Yeah. Sam. What's Kevin? Can I reach you with this number if I ever want to call again? That was if I can be honest, where you lost me a little was the happy birthday singing. That one I was like I lost me there too. I was like, where's she going with this? Because when you because when you were like, can I sing something for you? I was like, oh, she's got something in the chamber. And then you started singing happy birthday. I was like, oh. I just love that song. She took a left turn. Okay. I was trying to think of like a sexual song that's also coming. Yeah. And I couldn't. So I thought it was a sexual song to me. Which is happy birthday. Happy birthday. Alright, everybody, thanks so much for watching this week's episode. Um, I'm your host, Sid. I'm your host, Grayson, and this is Are We Flirting? Bye. See ya. Bye, Grayson. Bye, Sid. I honestly didn't hear when you say that. Bye, Grayson. Bye, Sid. This is why we need headphones. This is why we need a headphones. It looks like you're high right now. Really? Yeah. I just had a long time. That's fine. I'm so sorry. Alright, love you. Alright, guys, thanks so much. Bye. Love you said bye. I said love you said bye. Look at me in the eyes when you say it. Love you said bye. Love you said bye. Love you said bye. Love you said bye. Love you said bye.